# E173 - Part A It's What's On The Inside That Counts / Part B It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6E5PK38Y/part-a-its-whats-on-the-inside-that-counts--part-b-its-whats-on-the-inside-that-counts-but-only-to-a-certain-extent)
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**[01:31] Gintoki**
Funnuraba!
**[01:37] Gintoki**
Hey, you can't do your business here...
**[01:40] Gintoki**
Your excretion is bigger than
a naughty monk's dreams!
**[01:45] Gintoki**
Damn it!
**[01:46] Gintoki**
That's why I didn't want this...
**[01:47] Gintoki**
She's the one who said she'd
take him for a walk later!
**[01:51] Gintoki**
But in the end, your mother
has to do all the work!
**[01:57] Gintoki**
Wait, I'm the mother?
**[02:00] Katsura**
You can't even keep a
pet in line... Pathetic.
**[02:04] Katsura**
How can you change this nation when you
can't even hold an animal in check?
**[02:11] Katsura**
And you call yourself a samurai?
**[02:15] Gintoki**
What is that next to you?
***SIGN*** ["It's What's On The Inside That Counts"]
***SIGN*** [Battle Royal Host]
**[02:25] Katsura**
Honestly, you're such a pain.
**[02:27] Katsura**
How long have you had Sadaharu-kun?
**[02:31] Katsura**
You still haven't established a
master and pet relationship.
**[02:36] Katsura**
Right, Elizabeth?
**[02:39] Katsura**
A true bond of trust between a master and
pet must be deeper than the Sea of Japan
**[02:43] Katsura**
and longer than Choshu's mullet.
***SIGN*** [Note: Riki Choshu is a professional wrestler known for his mullet.]
**[02:47] Katsura**
Right, Elizabeth?
**[02:51] Katsura**
What is it, Gintoki?
**[02:53] Katsura**
You aren't going to eat that parfait?
**[02:54] Katsura**
If you aren't, would you
mind if Elizabeth had it?
**[02:58] Katsura**
Right, Elizabeth?
**[03:00] Gintoki**
Yeah... That isn't Elizabeth, is it?
**[03:07] Katsura**
Gintoki, that was a pretty
witty American joke.
**[03:12] Gintoki**
I wasn't telling a joke!
**[03:13] Gintoki**
And how was that even American?!
**[03:15] Gintoki**
Hell, that thing's the one
that looks Americanized!
***SIGN*** ["I'm Russianized"]
**[03:21] Gintoki**
How would I know that?!
**[03:23] Gintoki**
And why are you using a Bentendo
TS to talk to me?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Nintendo DS]
**[03:26] Gintoki**
Use your usual sign!
**[03:29] Gintoki**
Anyways, are you okay?
**[03:31] Gintoki**
Did you eat something rotten?
**[03:33] Gintoki**
Did you eat something off the floor?
**[03:36] Katsura**
As you go through life, it is always
possible to find hope lying around...
**[03:40] Gintoki**
That's not what I asked.
**[03:42] Gintoki**
This is bad. Definitely bad.
**[03:44] Gintoki**
You were bad to begin with, but you've taken
it to a whole new level today, Zura.
**[03:47] Katsura**
It's Katsura, not Zura.
**[03:49] Katsura**
In any case, we don't have time
to listen to your foolishness.
**[03:54] Katsura**
Let's go, Elizabeth.
**[03:58] Waitless**
Th-Thank you very much...
***SIGN*** [Note: This is a 10,000 yen bill. 10,000 yen is equivalent to USD $100.]
**[04:04] Waitless**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[04:06] Waitless**
I'll go get your change.
***SIGN*** ["Keep the change"]
**[04:11] Waitless**
Thank you very much!
Thank you so very much!
**[04:32] Katsura**
Elizabeth, you seem to have forgotten
how to use chopsticks.
**[04:37] Katsura**
No matter. I'll teach you
from the beginning.
**[04:40] Katsura**
Since we live in a land of chopsticks.
**[04:45] Shinpachi**
I-Indeed...
**[04:47] Shinpachi**
It's just like Gin-san said.
**[04:49] Shinpachi**
It's no longer the Elizabeth we know.
**[04:51] Shinpachi**
That's no simple makeover.
**[04:54] Kagura**
Doesn't even look like a fake.
**[04:56] Kagura**
It's something completely different.
**[04:57] Shinpachi**
I wonder what happened
to the real Elizabeth.
**[05:01] Gintoki**
Hey now...
**[05:02] Gintoki**
Why are you getting all gloomy?
**[05:05] Shinpachi**
Why wouldn't we?!
**[05:07] Shinpachi**
I might not be able to compare
with Katsura-san,
**[05:11] Shinpachi**
but I have my own share of fond
memories with Elizabeth.
**[05:14] Kagura**
Me too!
**[05:17] Kagura**
All of the memories are so beautiful.
**[05:20] Gintoki**
No, there's nothing beautiful about that.
**[05:22] Gintoki**
And wait, why are you remembering
last night's dinner?
**[05:25] Gintoki**
That has nothing to do with Elizabeth.
**[05:26] Shinpachi**
I'll find a way to wake Katsura-san up!
**[05:30] Shinpachi**
Katsura-san will surely be sad when
he realizes what's happened!
**[05:33] Kagura**
Right on!
**[05:34] Kagura**
That fake can't hold a
candle to Elizabeth!
**[05:38] Gintoki**
But Zura usually won't listen
to anything we have to say.
**[05:43] Gintoki**
No choice then...
**[05:44] Gintoki**
We'll try to wake him up.
**[05:47] Gintoki**
Excuse me, you two.
**[05:52] Gintoki**
Why hello there...
**[05:56] Katsura**
What's with you people?
**[05:58] Gintoki**
Well, we happen to belong
to a pet-loving society.
**[06:02] Shinpachi**
There's been a rise in the number of people
keeping illegal animals as pets
**[06:08] Shinpachi**
or stealing other people's pets.
**[06:11] Katsura**
What was that?!
**[06:12] Katsura**
Are you implying that I'm one
of those evil villains?!
**[06:15] Kagura**
More stupid than evil.
**[06:18] Shinpachi**
No, no, no! That wasn't our intention.
**[06:21] Gintoki**
We simply wanted to check
if that was really your pet.
**[06:25] Shinpachi**
Please cooperate!
**[06:28] Katsura**
I have no choice...
**[06:29] Katsura**
So what am I supposed to do?
**[06:31] Gintoki**
Could you start by providing
some form of ID?
**[06:36] Gintoki**
For the pet.
**[06:37] Shinpachi**
Uh, it'd be pretty odd for
a pet to have any ID.
**[06:42] Shinpachi**
What?! It does?!
**[06:44] Shinpachi**
Isn't that odd?!
**[06:45] Shinpachi**
Isn't this pretty odd?!
**[06:48] Gintoki**
Himeka...
**[06:49] Kagura**
Rise...
**[06:50] Shinpachi**
Hazuki...
**[06:52] Gintoki**
How many different hostess
clubs have you been to?!
***SIGN***
**[06:55] Katsura**
Elizabeth is so hopeless.
**[06:58] Katsura**
But where did you get those things?
**[07:01] Gintoki**
Isn't that obvious?!
**[07:02] Gintoki**
They came from society's nighttime outlet where
money and the lust of old men come together!
**[07:06] Shinpachi**
But this is perfect, Gin-san.
**[07:08] Shinpachi**
The normal Elizabeth would
never go to those places.
**[07:11] Shinpachi**
One more push and Katsura-san
will notice!
**[07:14] Kagura**
Now, we'd like you to fill out a
survey concerning your pet.
**[07:22] Gintoki**
Why are you filling it out?!
**[07:24] Gintoki**
And it's in Russian?!
**[07:27] Shinpachi**
Please look at this, Katsura-san!
**[07:29] Shinpachi**
This is the truth of the unknown
organism next to you!
**[07:33] Shinpachi**
Please wake up!
**[07:34] Shinpachi**
Can your Elizabeth write in Russian?!
**[07:37] Shinpachi**
Is this the Elizabeth you know?!
**[07:44] Katsura**
Th-This is...
**[07:49] Katsura**
Y-You...
**[07:56] Katsura**
I'm so happy, Elizabeth!
**[08:00] Shinpachi**
Why?!
**[08:01] Shinpachi**
There's obviously something wrong here!
**[08:03] Shinpachi**
Your Elizabeth can't write in Russian!
**[08:06] Katsura**
You've finally gone from someone
who could only write on that sign
**[08:09] Katsura**
to someone who can write on paper!
**[08:12] Shinpachi**
That's your concern?!
**[08:14] Katsura**
This is wonderful...
**[08:15] Katsura**
I was starting to get sick of constantly
throwing away signs.
**[08:20] Shinpachi**
He just revealed how he really felt.
**[08:22] Shinpachi**
And why don't you realize that the Elizabeth in that
flashback isn't the one next to you, dumbnuts!
**[08:26] Katsura**
Let us go, Elizabeth!
**[08:28] Katsura**
This country has a bright future!
**[08:32] Shinpachi**
What do we do?
**[08:33] Shinpachi**
Forget about waking him up...
**[08:35] Shinpachi**
Katsura-san doesn't feel the
slightest hint of doubt.
**[08:38] Gintoki**
Man...
**[08:39] Gintoki**
I give up.
**[08:44] Gintoki**
There may still be a way.
**[08:48] Gintoki**
Hey there, big guy.
**[08:53] ---**
[Hostess Club SMILE]
**[08:55] Katsura**
What do you want?
**[08:56] Gintoki**
We've got some cute girls.
**[08:58] Gintoki**
Right now, a samurai accompanied
by a pet gets in for half the price.
**[09:01] Gintoki**
How about it?
**[09:03] Katsura**
A samurai like myself would never have
time to fool around with such women.
**[09:08] Katsura**
Let's go, Elizabeth.
**[09:11] Gintoki**
Yes, two coming in!
**[09:14] Katsura**
Elizabeth...?
**[09:19] Shinpachi**
Why welcome!
**[09:21] Shinpachi**
We'll take extra special
care of you today!
**[09:23] Kagura**
Enjoy yourselves.
**[09:26] Shinpachi**
Party of two coming in!
**[09:35] Oryo**
Please, you're such a kidder, sir!
**[09:38] Katsura**
It's Elizabeth, not sir.
**[09:41] Otae**
What's going on, Shin-chan?
**[09:43] Otae**
Was that how the thing with
Katsura-san always was?
**[09:47] Shinpachi**
W-Well, it's a long story...
**[09:49] Shinpachi**
But this is a great plan, Gin-san.
**[09:52] Shinpachi**
The fake Elizabeth is obviously
a fan of hostess clubs.
**[09:55] Shinpachi**
An obvious difference from the real thing.
**[09:58] Shinpachi**
Katsura-san should be confused.
**[10:01] Katsura**
Th-Then Elizabeth, shall we get going?
**[10:05] Otae**
Oh, Katsura-san?
**[10:06] Otae**
You're already leaving?
**[10:07] Otae**
It's so rare of you to come visit.
**[10:10] Katsura**
As a citizen who's concerned
about the future of this nation,
**[10:12] Katsura**
I have no time to play around.
**[10:15] Katsura**
Let us go, Elizabeth.
**[10:17] Oryo**
Excuse me!
**[10:18] Oryo**
This customer wants an extension!
**[10:21] Katsura**
An extension?!
**[10:23] Katsura**
What are you saying, Elizabeth?!
**[10:27] Katsura**
Wh-What's wrong, Elizabeth?
**[10:31] Katsura**
You're not your usual self!
**[10:34] Shinpachi**
That's right, Katsura-san!
**[10:36] Shinpachi**
That's what we've been trying to tell you!
**[10:37] Shinpachi**
This isn't the Elizabeth you know!
**[10:40] Kagura**
That's right!
**[10:41] Kagura**
It's a completely different fake!
**[10:43] Gintoki**
Wake up already!
**[10:47] Katsura**
I understand...
**[10:48] Katsura**
I'll go wash my face to wake myself up!
**[10:51] All**
That's not what we meant!
**[10:53] Katsura**
No, Elizabeth is Elizabeth
and nothing but Elizabeth.
**[10:58] Shinpachi**
He seemed really disturbed...
**[11:01] Shinpachi**
Did we bring Katsura-san to his senses?
**[11:03] Gintoki**
Beats me.
**[11:05] Gintoki**
But he should have noticed that
thing isn't Elizabeth by now.
**[11:10] Otae**
Excuse me!
**[11:12] Otae**
This customer wants a bottle
of Dom Perignon Rose!
***SIGN*** [Note: Often served at Hostess Clubs at super high price.]
**[11:16] Otae**
And a fruit plate, a whole ham,
and order out for sushi!
**[11:20] Shinpachi**
Hey! Cut this out already!
**[11:23] Shinpachi**
You're really starting to push it!
**[11:25] Gintoki**
Hey!
**[11:25] Gintoki**
You're already running one scam
by pretending to be Elizabeth,
**[11:28] Gintoki**
and now you're going to gorge
yourself without paying!
**[11:30] Gintoki**
This bastard's an appetite robber!
**[11:32] Kagura**
If you're gonna drink that much, you should
be buying us a round, fake Elizabeth!
***SIGN*** [Order whatever you want]
***SIGN***
**[11:42] Gintoki**
Uh, but...
**[11:49] All**
Woo-hoo!
**[11:58] Hostess**
You're such an animal, champ!
**[12:00] Oryo**
You're incorrigible, champ!
**[12:03] Gintoki**
It's Elizabeth-san, not champ!
**[12:05] Shinpachi**
Elizabeth-san! Would you
like anything else?!
***SIGN*** [Let's go to Oke-Kara after this!!] [Note: "Oke-kara" is Karaoke in TV producer terms]
**[12:11] All**
Woo-hoo! One more round!
**[12:32] Gintoki Shinpachi And Kagura**
Elizabeth!
**[12:36] Katsura**
You...
**[12:44] Katsura**
Elizabeth...
***SIGN*** ["Katsura-san..."]
**[12:54] Katsura**
You dropped your TS.
**[12:58] Katsura**
You shouldn't be dropping
something so expensive.
**[13:02] Katsura**
At this rate, you'll end up losing
something more important.
**[13:07] Katsura**
Treasure your TS as you
would your friends.
**[13:20] Gintoki**
Whoa, that stinks!
**[13:21] Gintoki**
Hey, something stinks.
**[13:24] Gintoki**
Ouch...
**[13:26] Gintoki**
Huh? What is this place?
**[13:28] Gintoki**
Where am I?
**[13:29] Gintoki**
Wait, the closet?
**[13:31] Gintoki**
Why was I sleeping in here?
**[13:37] Gintoki**
Whoa, I can barely stand straight.
**[13:40] Gintoki**
Did I drink that much last night?
**[13:42] Gintoki**
And what's with the smell?
**[13:44] Gintoki**
Why is it so strong?
**[13:45] Gintoki**
Did Shinpachi hold a popcorn
party without me?
**[13:49] Gintoki**
Or did Kagura's pickled seaweed
spoil somewhere?
**[13:52] Gintoki**
Man, it smells like sweat.
**[13:53] Gintoki**
My head's starting to hurt.
**[13:55] Gintoki**
Hey! Kagura!
**[13:58] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[13:59] Gintoki**
Kagu-
**[14:00] Gintoki**
What? Something's wrong
with my throat.
**[14:03] Gintoki**
Did I drink too much?
**[14:05] Gintoki**
No choice then.
**[14:06] Gintoki**
I'll take some medicine.
**[14:07] Gintoki**
Pretty sure the medicine was
in a drawer in the living room.
**[14:11] Gintoki**
I'll just find something random to take...
**[14:18] Gintoki**
H-Huh?
**[14:19] Gintoki**
Wasn't that me? Huh?
**[14:21] Gintoki**
Huh? Did I leave a mirror there?
**[14:23] Gintoki**
No, I didn't...
**[14:24] Gintoki**
Huh? Did I leave my body?
**[14:28] Gintoki**
No, but I just hit my head, so I've got a body.
**[14:31] Gintoki**
Wait, maybe it's a doppelganger?
**[14:33] Gintoki**
No, no, no, no.
**[14:34] Gintoki**
We had plenty of that with
the recent Tama incident.
**[14:38] Gintoki**
The staff isn't going to reuse that
gag, even if they're out of ideas.
**[14:40] Gintoki**
They'd wait a little longer...
**[14:46] Gintoki**
Uh, excuse me...
**[14:48] Gintoki**
Sorry to disturb myself
while I'm sleeping,
**[14:51] Gintoki**
but I'm having a hard time understanding
the situation here.
**[14:53] Gintoki**
Can I wake myself up?
**[14:55] Gintoki**
Hello?
**[14:56] Gintoki**
Hmm?
**[14:57] Gintoki**
Er? What's this?
**[14:59] Gintoki**
What's with the cute p-paw?
**[15:03] Gintoki**
Huh? Huh?
**[15:05] Gintoki**
N-No way!
**[15:07] Gintoki**
What? No way!
**[15:08] Gintoki**
Why?!
**[15:09] Gintoki**
Whoa, thick fur!
**[15:10] Gintoki**
No, that's not the issue here...
**[15:12] Gintoki**
What?!
**[15:14] Gintoki**
No, no, no, no.
**[15:15] Gintoki**
No way, man.
**[15:16] Gintoki**
This is impossible!
**[15:17] Gintoki**
I don't get it!
**[15:18] Gintoki**
Hey! Wake up!
**[15:20] Gintoki**
I can't be sleeping at a time like this!
**[15:22] Gintoki**
Wake up!
**[15:50] Gintoki**
Stop!
***SIGN*** ["It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent"]
**[16:00] Gintoki**
Hey, hey.
**[16:02] Gintoki**
What am I supposed to do now?
**[16:03] Gintoki**
This is obviously me.
**[16:05] Gintoki**
I'm Sadaharu and Sadaharu's me.
***SIGN***
**[16:07] Gintoki**
Why do I have to change myself?
**[16:10] Gintoki**
Besides, the usual pattern is...
**[16:12] Ginta-Kun**
It's gone!
**[16:13] Gintoki**
Something like that, right?
**[16:15] Gintoki**
But it's there.
**[16:16] Gintoki**
The real deal is hanging
a little bigger than usual.
**[16:19] Gintoki**
Usually, you switch with a cute girl
for some hubba hubba To Love-ru.
***SIGN*** [Note: Reference to the love comedy manga "To Love Ru".]
**[16:25] Gintoki**
And Sadaharu! Why are
you still sleeping?!
**[16:29] Gintoki**
I'm starting to get pissed off.
**[16:30] Gintoki**
I'll beat him awake!
**[16:34] Gintoki**
Damn, I look fine!
**[16:36] Gintoki**
I can't hit that face!
**[16:37] Gintoki**
I mean, it's me!
**[16:38] Gintoki**
But what am I supposed to do then?!
**[16:42] Kagura**
What's with all the noise this early?
**[16:45] Kagura**
Sadaharu, what are you doing?
**[16:47] Gintoki**
Kagura!
**[16:48] Gintoki**
Perfect timing!
**[16:50] Kagura**
What's wrong, Gin-chan?
**[16:52] Kagura**
Did you finally snap?
**[16:54] Kagura**
You're acting funny.
**[16:55] Gintoki**
That's right, Kagura!
**[16:57] Gintoki**
Way to notice!
**[16:58] Gintoki**
Look over here!
**[16:59] Gintoki**
Gin-chan's over here!
**[17:00] Gintoki**
Though Gin-chan's also over there,
but Gin-chan's also over here!
**[17:00] Kagura**
You hung over?
**[17:02] Kagura**
And something stinks.
**[17:05] Kagura**
It's coming from the living room.
**[17:06] Gintoki**
No!
**[17:07] Gintoki**
You can't go to the living room right now!
**[17:09] Gintoki**
That Sadaharu, or it was me, I guess...!
**[17:21] Kagura**
Gin-chan...
**[17:22] Kagura**
This is beyond sad.
**[17:25] Kagura**
I would hope that you could
clean up after yourself.
**[17:28] Kagura**
And could you stay away from
me for the time being,
**[17:30] Kagura**
bed-shitting samurai?
**[17:32] Gintoki**
You've got it wrong!
**[17:33] Gintoki**
You should know, Kagura-chan!
**[17:35] Gintoki**
Gin-san may be a slob, but he knows
how to keep his stuff inside!
**[17:38] Gintoki**
He keeps his ass tight and shut, too.
**[17:40] Gintoki**
It's me, but it's not my fault!
**[17:41] Kagura**
Sadaharu, what are you trying to say?
**[17:44] Kagura**
Hurry over here before you catch
his bed-shitting habits, Sadaharu.
**[17:48] Kagura**
I wasn't talking to you!
**[17:51] Gintoki**
Gin-san! I mean, Sadaharu!
**[17:55] Shinpachi**
Good morning.
**[17:56] Gintoki**
Sh-Shinpachi!
**[17:58] Gintoki**
You should be able to notice
the problem here!
**[18:01] Gintoki**
You've been with me since
the first episode!
**[18:03] Gintoki**
I'm sorry about calling
you a lame four-eyes!
**[18:05] Gintoki**
Those glasses are the glasses
of truth which reveal all!
**[18:08] Shinpachi**
What's wrong, Sadaharu?
**[18:10] Shinpachi**
And something stinks.
**[18:11] Shinpachi**
What's this smell?
**[18:21] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, I was already
disappointed in you,
**[18:25] Shinpachi**
but I wasn't expecting you to get worse.
**[18:27] Shinpachi**
You've reached a new low.
**[18:30] Shinpachi**
You better clean this yourself.
**[18:32] Gintoki**
What? He's looking down on me?
**[18:33] Shinpachi**
Kagura-chan, let's go kill time
at Otose-san's place.
**[18:36] Kagura**
Let's.
**[18:37] Kagura**
We'll catch his bed-shitting
habits if we stay here.
**[18:40] Shinpachi**
Shitface.
**[18:43] Gintoki**
Sadaharu...
**[18:44] Gintoki**
Why is Gin-san's status spiraling down?
**[18:47] Gintoki**
How can you humiliate me when we've
only switched places for a little...
**[18:51] Gintoki**
Switched places...
**[18:52] Gintoki**
That's it!
**[18:54] Gintoki**
A switch can be resolved by
falling down a set of stairs!
**[18:57] Gintoki**
That's been the typical method
used to end these stories!
**[19:14] Gintoki**
I-It didn't fix anything!
**[19:22] Gintoki**
Good timing, Zura!
**[19:24] Gintoki**
Stop that guy!
**[19:25] Katsura**
They say that a boy can transform
himself in three days...
**[19:29] Katsura**
Haven't you changed in some way?
**[19:32] Gintoki**
Yes! That's right!
**[19:34] Gintoki**
I knew you would understand!
**[19:36] Katsura**
Well, we shouldn't stand here and talk
so let's find a place to sit down.
**[19:40] Katsura**
Though it may take a shake
or two to find a spot,
**[19:43] Katsura**
but it's better than standing around
like we're trying to *play dead.*
**[19:47] Gintoki**
What are you doing, Zura?!
**[19:49] Gintoki**
How dare you use your conversation
to manipulate me!
**[19:52] Gintoki**
In that case, I'll use gestures or pantomime
to tell him what's going on!
**[19:55] Katsura**
Well, Sadaharu-dono...
**[19:57] Gintoki**
Creepy!
**[19:58] Gintoki**
Stop, Zura!
**[19:59] Gintoki**
Why the Mutsugoro-san impression?!
***SIGN***
**[19:59] Katsura**
Such a cutie.
**[20:01] Katsura**
Can I fluff your stomach?
**[20:05] Gintoki**
Stop!
**[20:07] Gintoki**
I don't wanna admit it!
Don't wanna admit it!
**[20:09] Gintoki**
But it feels so good!
**[20:11] Gintoki**
So good!
**[20:11] Gintoki**
No! No! Yes!
**[20:14] Katsura**
What a lovely day.
**[20:17] Gintoki**
I've been violated...
**[20:20] Gintoki**
Wait, Sadaharu?
**[20:22] Gintoki**
Damn it! Where'd that bastard go?!
**[20:28] Sachan**
What's with the penetrating look?
**[20:30] Sachan**
You're not your usual self.
**[20:32] Sachan**
I love it!
**[20:33] Sachan**
You're making me numb!
**[20:35] Sachan**
Look down on me as much as you want!
**[20:37] Sachan**
Step on me!
**[20:38] Sachan**
I'm a poor little bitch who
wants your love!
**[20:47] Sachan**
What's with that pose?
**[20:49] Sachan**
Don't tell me you want hardcore
play in the middle of town!
**[20:52] Sachan**
Very well!
**[20:53] Sachan**
I'll accept whatever you have to give!
**[20:57] Sachan**
Bring it on!
**[20:59] Sachan**
Hurry!
**[21:02] Sachan**
Come!
**[21:03] Gintoki**
What are you doing?!
**[21:04] Gintoki**
Do you have any idea what
time this show airs?!
**[21:07] Gintoki**
This anime may use a lot of toilet humor,
but there's a line you don't cross!
**[21:10] Gintoki**
You can't show this hardcore
freak show on TV!
**[21:21] Gintoki**
I've changed jobs from the main character
***SIGN*** [Note: Changing jobs is a parody of Dragon Quest, the videogame series.]
**[21:23] Gintoki**
to a sub-character who might get to
show up once every quarter-year...
**[21:27] Gintoki**
Farewell, fans of Gintoki Sakata...
**[21:31] Gintoki**
Hello, fans of Sadaharu-kun.
**[21:34] Gintoki**
I may have changed on the outside, but
my soul will continue to shine brightly!
**[21:38] Gintoki**
For eternity!
**[21:40] Gintoki**
Man, I'm, uh, you're taking this in stride...
**[21:45] Shinpachi**
Gin-san.
**[21:46] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, you awake?
**[21:49] Gintoki**
Shut up, Shinpachi.
**[21:53] Gintoki**
Don't talk right next to me.
**[21:55] Gintoki**
Your voice is loud.
**[22:00] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[22:01] Gintoki**
Isn't that Sadaharu?
**[22:03] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[22:04] Gintoki**
I can't be looking at Sadaharu
if I'm Sadaharu,
**[22:07] Gintoki**
so if I'm looking at Sadaharu,
my eyes can't be Sadaharu's,
**[22:11] Gintoki**
which might mean I...
**[22:13] Gintoki**
returned to normal...
**[22:16] Gintoki**
Huh? What's this?
**[22:19] Shinpachi**
That sucks.
**[22:21] Shinpachi**
These glasses are getting really loose.
**[22:23] Gintoki**
Huh!
**[22:25] Gintoki**
Er, what?!
**[22:26] Gintoki**
Glasses?!
**[22:27] Gintoki**
I turned into his glasses?!
**[22:29] Gintoki**
Who's Gin-san then?!
**[22:32] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, please wake up already!
**[22:41] Gintoki**
Noooo!
**[24:15] Shinpachi**
The next episode...
**[24:16] Shinpachi**
"People Open Up When
They're Locked Up."
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [See you next time.]