E173 - Part A It's What's On The Inside That Counts / Part B It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

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[01:31] Gintoki
    Funnuraba!
[01:37] Gintoki
    Hey, you can't do your business here...
[01:40] Gintoki
    Your excretion is bigger than
    a naughty monk's dreams!
[01:45] Gintoki
    Damn it!
[01:46] Gintoki
    That's why I didn't want this...
[01:47] Gintoki
    She's the one who said she'd
    take him for a walk later!
[01:51] Gintoki
    But in the end, your mother
    has to do all the work!
[01:57] Gintoki
    Wait, I'm the mother?
[02:00] Katsura
    You can't even keep a
    pet in line... Pathetic.
[02:04] Katsura
    How can you change this nation when you
    can't even hold an animal in check?
[02:11] Katsura
    And you call yourself a samurai?
[02:15] Gintoki
    What is that next to you?
SIGN    ["It's What's On The Inside That Counts"]
SIGN    [Battle Royal Host]
[02:25] Katsura
    Honestly, you're such a pain.
[02:27] Katsura
    How long have you had Sadaharu-kun?
[02:31] Katsura
    You still haven't established a
    master and pet relationship.
[02:36] Katsura
    Right, Elizabeth?
[02:39] Katsura
    A true bond of trust between a master and
    pet must be deeper than the Sea of Japan
[02:43] Katsura
    and longer than Choshu's mullet.
SIGN    [Note: Riki Choshu is a professional wrestler known for his mullet.]
[02:47] Katsura
    Right, Elizabeth?
[02:51] Katsura
    What is it, Gintoki?
[02:53] Katsura
    You aren't going to eat that parfait?
[02:54] Katsura
    If you aren't, would you
    mind if Elizabeth had it?
[02:58] Katsura
    Right, Elizabeth?
[03:00] Gintoki
    Yeah... That isn't Elizabeth, is it?
[03:07] Katsura
    Gintoki, that was a pretty
    witty American joke.
[03:12] Gintoki
    I wasn't telling a joke!
[03:13] Gintoki
    And how was that even American?!
[03:15] Gintoki
    Hell, that thing's the one
    that looks Americanized!
SIGN    ["I'm Russianized"]
[03:21] Gintoki
    How would I know that?!
[03:23] Gintoki
    And why are you using a Bentendo
    TS to talk to me?!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Nintendo DS]
[03:26] Gintoki
    Use your usual sign!
[03:29] Gintoki
    Anyways, are you okay?
[03:31] Gintoki
    Did you eat something rotten?
[03:33] Gintoki
    Did you eat something off the floor?
[03:36] Katsura
    As you go through life, it is always
    possible to find hope lying around...
[03:40] Gintoki
    That's not what I asked.
[03:42] Gintoki
    This is bad. Definitely bad.
[03:44] Gintoki
    You were bad to begin with, but you've taken
    it to a whole new level today, Zura.
[03:47] Katsura
    It's Katsura, not Zura.
[03:49] Katsura
    In any case, we don't have time
    to listen to your foolishness.
[03:54] Katsura
    Let's go, Elizabeth.
[03:58] Waitless
    Th-Thank you very much...
SIGN    [Note: This is a 10,000 yen bill. 10,000 yen is equivalent to USD $100.]
[04:04] Waitless
    Th-Thank you very much.
[04:06] Waitless
    I'll go get your change.
SIGN    ["Keep the change"]
[04:11] Waitless
    Thank you very much!
    Thank you so very much!
[04:32] Katsura
    Elizabeth, you seem to have forgotten
    how to use chopsticks.
[04:37] Katsura
    No matter. I'll teach you
    from the beginning.
[04:40] Katsura
    Since we live in a land of chopsticks.
[04:45] Shinpachi
    I-Indeed...
[04:47] Shinpachi
    It's just like Gin-san said.
[04:49] Shinpachi
    It's no longer the Elizabeth we know.
[04:51] Shinpachi
    That's no simple makeover.
[04:54] Kagura
    Doesn't even look like a fake.
[04:56] Kagura
    It's something completely different.
[04:57] Shinpachi
    I wonder what happened
    to the real Elizabeth.
[05:01] Gintoki
    Hey now...
[05:02] Gintoki
    Why are you getting all gloomy?
[05:05] Shinpachi
    Why wouldn't we?!
[05:07] Shinpachi
    I might not be able to compare
    with Katsura-san,
[05:11] Shinpachi
    but I have my own share of fond
    memories with Elizabeth.
[05:14] Kagura
    Me too!
[05:17] Kagura
    All of the memories are so beautiful.
[05:20] Gintoki
    No, there's nothing beautiful about that.
[05:22] Gintoki
    And wait, why are you remembering
    last night's dinner?
[05:25] Gintoki
    That has nothing to do with Elizabeth.
[05:26] Shinpachi
    I'll find a way to wake Katsura-san up!
[05:30] Shinpachi
    Katsura-san will surely be sad when
    he realizes what's happened!
[05:33] Kagura
    Right on!
[05:34] Kagura
    That fake can't hold a
    candle to Elizabeth!
[05:38] Gintoki
    But Zura usually won't listen
    to anything we have to say.
[05:43] Gintoki
    No choice then...
[05:44] Gintoki
    We'll try to wake him up.
[05:47] Gintoki
    Excuse me, you two.
[05:52] Gintoki
    Why hello there...
[05:56] Katsura
    What's with you people?
[05:58] Gintoki
    Well, we happen to belong
    to a pet-loving society.
[06:02] Shinpachi
    There's been a rise in the number of people
    keeping illegal animals as pets
[06:08] Shinpachi
    or stealing other people's pets.
[06:11] Katsura
    What was that?!
[06:12] Katsura
    Are you implying that I'm one
    of those evil villains?!
[06:15] Kagura
    More stupid than evil.
[06:18] Shinpachi
    No, no, no! That wasn't our intention.
[06:21] Gintoki
    We simply wanted to check
    if that was really your pet.
[06:25] Shinpachi
    Please cooperate!
[06:28] Katsura
    I have no choice...
[06:29] Katsura
    So what am I supposed to do?
[06:31] Gintoki
    Could you start by providing
    some form of ID?
[06:36] Gintoki
    For the pet.
[06:37] Shinpachi
    Uh, it'd be pretty odd for
    a pet to have any ID.
[06:42] Shinpachi
    What?! It does?!
[06:44] Shinpachi
    Isn't that odd?!
[06:45] Shinpachi
    Isn't this pretty odd?!
[06:48] Gintoki
    Himeka...
[06:49] Kagura
    Rise...
[06:50] Shinpachi
    Hazuki...
[06:52] Gintoki
    How many different hostess
    clubs have you been to?!
SIGN    
[06:55] Katsura
    Elizabeth is so hopeless.
[06:58] Katsura
    But where did you get those things?
[07:01] Gintoki
    Isn't that obvious?!
[07:02] Gintoki
    They came from society's nighttime outlet where
    money and the lust of old men come together!
[07:06] Shinpachi
    But this is perfect, Gin-san.
[07:08] Shinpachi
    The normal Elizabeth would
    never go to those places.
[07:11] Shinpachi
    One more push and Katsura-san
    will notice!
[07:14] Kagura
    Now, we'd like you to fill out a
    survey concerning your pet.
[07:22] Gintoki
    Why are you filling it out?!
[07:24] Gintoki
    And it's in Russian?!
[07:27] Shinpachi
    Please look at this, Katsura-san!
[07:29] Shinpachi
    This is the truth of the unknown
    organism next to you!
[07:33] Shinpachi
    Please wake up!
[07:34] Shinpachi
    Can your Elizabeth write in Russian?!
[07:37] Shinpachi
    Is this the Elizabeth you know?!
[07:44] Katsura
    Th-This is...
[07:49] Katsura
    Y-You...
[07:56] Katsura
    I'm so happy, Elizabeth!
[08:00] Shinpachi
    Why?!
[08:01] Shinpachi
    There's obviously something wrong here!
[08:03] Shinpachi
    Your Elizabeth can't write in Russian!
[08:06] Katsura
    You've finally gone from someone
    who could only write on that sign
[08:09] Katsura
    to someone who can write on paper!
[08:12] Shinpachi
    That's your concern?!
[08:14] Katsura
    This is wonderful...
[08:15] Katsura
    I was starting to get sick of constantly
    throwing away signs.
[08:20] Shinpachi
    He just revealed how he really felt.
[08:22] Shinpachi
    And why don't you realize that the Elizabeth in that
    flashback isn't the one next to you, dumbnuts!
[08:26] Katsura
    Let us go, Elizabeth!
[08:28] Katsura
    This country has a bright future!
[08:32] Shinpachi
    What do we do?
[08:33] Shinpachi
    Forget about waking him up...
[08:35] Shinpachi
    Katsura-san doesn't feel the
    slightest hint of doubt.
[08:38] Gintoki
    Man...
[08:39] Gintoki
    I give up.
[08:44] Gintoki
    There may still be a way.
[08:48] Gintoki
    Hey there, big guy.
[08:53] ---
    [Hostess Club SMILE]
[08:55] Katsura
    What do you want?
[08:56] Gintoki
    We've got some cute girls.
[08:58] Gintoki
    Right now, a samurai accompanied
    by a pet gets in for half the price.
[09:01] Gintoki
    How about it?
[09:03] Katsura
    A samurai like myself would never have
    time to fool around with such women.
[09:08] Katsura
    Let's go, Elizabeth.
[09:11] Gintoki
    Yes, two coming in!
[09:14] Katsura
    Elizabeth...?
[09:19] Shinpachi
    Why welcome!
[09:21] Shinpachi
    We'll take extra special
    care of you today!
[09:23] Kagura
    Enjoy yourselves.
[09:26] Shinpachi
    Party of two coming in!
[09:35] Oryo
    Please, you're such a kidder, sir!
[09:38] Katsura
    It's Elizabeth, not sir.
[09:41] Otae
    What's going on, Shin-chan?
[09:43] Otae
    Was that how the thing with
    Katsura-san always was?
[09:47] Shinpachi
    W-Well, it's a long story...
[09:49] Shinpachi
    But this is a great plan, Gin-san.
[09:52] Shinpachi
    The fake Elizabeth is obviously
    a fan of hostess clubs.
[09:55] Shinpachi
    An obvious difference from the real thing.
[09:58] Shinpachi
    Katsura-san should be confused.
[10:01] Katsura
    Th-Then Elizabeth, shall we get going?
[10:05] Otae
    Oh, Katsura-san?
[10:06] Otae
    You're already leaving?
[10:07] Otae
    It's so rare of you to come visit.
[10:10] Katsura
    As a citizen who's concerned
    about the future of this nation,
[10:12] Katsura
    I have no time to play around.
[10:15] Katsura
    Let us go, Elizabeth.
[10:17] Oryo
    Excuse me!
[10:18] Oryo
    This customer wants an extension!
[10:21] Katsura
    An extension?!
[10:23] Katsura
    What are you saying, Elizabeth?!
[10:27] Katsura
    Wh-What's wrong, Elizabeth?
[10:31] Katsura
    You're not your usual self!
[10:34] Shinpachi
    That's right, Katsura-san!
[10:36] Shinpachi
    That's what we've been trying to tell you!
[10:37] Shinpachi
    This isn't the Elizabeth you know!
[10:40] Kagura
    That's right!
[10:41] Kagura
    It's a completely different fake!
[10:43] Gintoki
    Wake up already!
[10:47] Katsura
    I understand...
[10:48] Katsura
    I'll go wash my face to wake myself up!
[10:51] All
    That's not what we meant!
[10:53] Katsura
    No, Elizabeth is Elizabeth
    and nothing but Elizabeth.
[10:58] Shinpachi
    He seemed really disturbed...
[11:01] Shinpachi
    Did we bring Katsura-san to his senses?
[11:03] Gintoki
    Beats me.
[11:05] Gintoki
    But he should have noticed that
    thing isn't Elizabeth by now.
[11:10] Otae
    Excuse me!
[11:12] Otae
    This customer wants a bottle
    of Dom Perignon Rose!
SIGN    [Note: Often served at Hostess Clubs at super high price.]
[11:16] Otae
    And a fruit plate, a whole ham,
    and order out for sushi!
[11:20] Shinpachi
    Hey! Cut this out already!
[11:23] Shinpachi
    You're really starting to push it!
[11:25] Gintoki
    Hey!
[11:25] Gintoki
    You're already running one scam
    by pretending to be Elizabeth,
[11:28] Gintoki
    and now you're going to gorge
    yourself without paying!
[11:30] Gintoki
    This bastard's an appetite robber!
[11:32] Kagura
    If you're gonna drink that much, you should
    be buying us a round, fake Elizabeth!
SIGN    [Order whatever you want]
SIGN    
    
[11:42] Gintoki
    Uh, but...
[11:49] All
    Woo-hoo!
[11:58] Hostess
    You're such an animal, champ!
[12:00] Oryo
    You're incorrigible, champ!
[12:03] Gintoki
    It's Elizabeth-san, not champ!
[12:05] Shinpachi
    Elizabeth-san! Would you
    like anything else?!
SIGN    [Let's go to Oke-Kara after this!!] [Note: "Oke-kara" is Karaoke in TV producer terms]
[12:11] All
    Woo-hoo! One more round!
[12:32] Gintoki Shinpachi And Kagura
    Elizabeth!
[12:36] Katsura
    You...
[12:44] Katsura
    Elizabeth...
SIGN    ["Katsura-san..."]
[12:54] Katsura
    You dropped your TS.
[12:58] Katsura
    You shouldn't be dropping
    something so expensive.
[13:02] Katsura
    At this rate, you'll end up losing
    something more important.
[13:07] Katsura
    Treasure your TS as you
    would your friends.
[13:20] Gintoki
    Whoa, that stinks!
[13:21] Gintoki
    Hey, something stinks.
[13:24] Gintoki
    Ouch...
[13:26] Gintoki
    Huh? What is this place?
[13:28] Gintoki
    Where am I?
[13:29] Gintoki
    Wait, the closet?
[13:31] Gintoki
    Why was I sleeping in here?
[13:37] Gintoki
    Whoa, I can barely stand straight.
[13:40] Gintoki
    Did I drink that much last night?
[13:42] Gintoki
    And what's with the smell?
[13:44] Gintoki
    Why is it so strong?
[13:45] Gintoki
    Did Shinpachi hold a popcorn
    party without me?
[13:49] Gintoki
    Or did Kagura's pickled seaweed
    spoil somewhere?
[13:52] Gintoki
    Man, it smells like sweat.
[13:53] Gintoki
    My head's starting to hurt.
[13:55] Gintoki
    Hey! Kagura!
[13:58] Gintoki
    Huh?
[13:59] Gintoki
    Kagu-
[14:00] Gintoki
    What? Something's wrong
    with my throat.
[14:03] Gintoki
    Did I drink too much?
[14:05] Gintoki
    No choice then.
[14:06] Gintoki
    I'll take some medicine.
[14:07] Gintoki
    Pretty sure the medicine was
    in a drawer in the living room.
[14:11] Gintoki
    I'll just find something random to take...
[14:18] Gintoki
    H-Huh?
[14:19] Gintoki
    Wasn't that me? Huh?
[14:21] Gintoki
    Huh? Did I leave a mirror there?
[14:23] Gintoki
    No, I didn't...
[14:24] Gintoki
    Huh? Did I leave my body?
[14:28] Gintoki
    No, but I just hit my head, so I've got a body.
[14:31] Gintoki
    Wait, maybe it's a doppelganger?
[14:33] Gintoki
    No, no, no, no.
[14:34] Gintoki
    We had plenty of that with
    the recent Tama incident.
[14:38] Gintoki
    The staff isn't going to reuse that
    gag, even if they're out of ideas.
[14:40] Gintoki
    They'd wait a little longer...
[14:46] Gintoki
    Uh, excuse me...
[14:48] Gintoki
    Sorry to disturb myself
    while I'm sleeping,
[14:51] Gintoki
    but I'm having a hard time understanding
    the situation here.
[14:53] Gintoki
    Can I wake myself up?
[14:55] Gintoki
    Hello?
[14:56] Gintoki
    Hmm?
[14:57] Gintoki
    Er? What's this?
[14:59] Gintoki
    What's with the cute p-paw?
[15:03] Gintoki
    Huh? Huh?
[15:05] Gintoki
    N-No way!
[15:07] Gintoki
    What? No way!
[15:08] Gintoki
    Why?!
[15:09] Gintoki
    Whoa, thick fur!
[15:10] Gintoki
    No, that's not the issue here...
[15:12] Gintoki
    What?!
[15:14] Gintoki
    No, no, no, no.
[15:15] Gintoki
    No way, man.
[15:16] Gintoki
    This is impossible!
[15:17] Gintoki
    I don't get it!
[15:18] Gintoki
    Hey! Wake up!
[15:20] Gintoki
    I can't be sleeping at a time like this!
[15:22] Gintoki
    Wake up!
[15:50] Gintoki
    Stop!
SIGN    ["It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent"]
[16:00] Gintoki
    Hey, hey.
[16:02] Gintoki
    What am I supposed to do now?
[16:03] Gintoki
    This is obviously me.
[16:05] Gintoki
    I'm Sadaharu and Sadaharu's me.
SIGN    
[16:07] Gintoki
    Why do I have to change myself?
[16:10] Gintoki
    Besides, the usual pattern is...
[16:12] Ginta-Kun
    It's gone!
[16:13] Gintoki
    Something like that, right?
[16:15] Gintoki
    But it's there.
[16:16] Gintoki
    The real deal is hanging
    a little bigger than usual.
[16:19] Gintoki
    Usually, you switch with a cute girl
    for some hubba hubba To Love-ru.
SIGN    [Note: Reference to the love comedy manga "To Love Ru".]
[16:25] Gintoki
    And Sadaharu! Why are
    you still sleeping?!
[16:29] Gintoki
    I'm starting to get pissed off.
[16:30] Gintoki
    I'll beat him awake!
[16:34] Gintoki
    Damn, I look fine!
[16:36] Gintoki
    I can't hit that face!
[16:37] Gintoki
    I mean, it's me!
[16:38] Gintoki
    But what am I supposed to do then?!
[16:42] Kagura
    What's with all the noise this early?
[16:45] Kagura
    Sadaharu, what are you doing?
[16:47] Gintoki
    Kagura!
[16:48] Gintoki
    Perfect timing!
[16:50] Kagura
    What's wrong, Gin-chan?
[16:52] Kagura
    Did you finally snap?
[16:54] Kagura
    You're acting funny.
[16:55] Gintoki
    That's right, Kagura!
[16:57] Gintoki
    Way to notice!
[16:58] Gintoki
    Look over here!
[16:59] Gintoki
    Gin-chan's over here!
[17:00] Gintoki
    Though Gin-chan's also over there,
    but Gin-chan's also over here!
[17:00] Kagura
    You hung over?
[17:02] Kagura
    And something stinks.
[17:05] Kagura
    It's coming from the living room.
[17:06] Gintoki
    No!
[17:07] Gintoki
    You can't go to the living room right now!
[17:09] Gintoki
    That Sadaharu, or it was me, I guess...!
[17:21] Kagura
    Gin-chan...
[17:22] Kagura
    This is beyond sad.
[17:25] Kagura
    I would hope that you could
    clean up after yourself.
[17:28] Kagura
    And could you stay away from
    me for the time being,
[17:30] Kagura
    bed-shitting samurai?
[17:32] Gintoki
    You've got it wrong!
[17:33] Gintoki
    You should know, Kagura-chan!
[17:35] Gintoki
    Gin-san may be a slob, but he knows
    how to keep his stuff inside!
[17:38] Gintoki
    He keeps his ass tight and shut, too.
[17:40] Gintoki
    It's me, but it's not my fault!
[17:41] Kagura
    Sadaharu, what are you trying to say?
[17:44] Kagura
    Hurry over here before you catch
    his bed-shitting habits, Sadaharu.
[17:48] Kagura
    I wasn't talking to you!
[17:51] Gintoki
    Gin-san! I mean, Sadaharu!
[17:55] Shinpachi
    Good morning.
[17:56] Gintoki
    Sh-Shinpachi!
[17:58] Gintoki
    You should be able to notice
    the problem here!
[18:01] Gintoki
    You've been with me since
    the first episode!
[18:03] Gintoki
    I'm sorry about calling
    you a lame four-eyes!
[18:05] Gintoki
    Those glasses are the glasses
    of truth which reveal all!
[18:08] Shinpachi
    What's wrong, Sadaharu?
[18:10] Shinpachi
    And something stinks.
[18:11] Shinpachi
    What's this smell?
[18:21] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, I was already
    disappointed in you,
[18:25] Shinpachi
    but I wasn't expecting you to get worse.
[18:27] Shinpachi
    You've reached a new low.
[18:30] Shinpachi
    You better clean this yourself.
[18:32] Gintoki
    What? He's looking down on me?
[18:33] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, let's go kill time
    at Otose-san's place.
[18:36] Kagura
    Let's.
[18:37] Kagura
    We'll catch his bed-shitting
    habits if we stay here.
[18:40] Shinpachi
    Shitface.
[18:43] Gintoki
    Sadaharu...
[18:44] Gintoki
    Why is Gin-san's status spiraling down?
[18:47] Gintoki
    How can you humiliate me when we've
    only switched places for a little...
[18:51] Gintoki
    Switched places...
[18:52] Gintoki
    That's it!
[18:54] Gintoki
    A switch can be resolved by
    falling down a set of stairs!
[18:57] Gintoki
    That's been the typical method
    used to end these stories!
[19:14] Gintoki
    I-It didn't fix anything!
[19:22] Gintoki
    Good timing, Zura!
[19:24] Gintoki
    Stop that guy!
[19:25] Katsura
    They say that a boy can transform
    himself in three days...
[19:29] Katsura
    Haven't you changed in some way?
[19:32] Gintoki
    Yes! That's right!
[19:34] Gintoki
    I knew you would understand!
[19:36] Katsura
    Well, we shouldn't stand here and talk
    so let's find a place to sit down.
[19:40] Katsura
    Though it may take a shake
    or two to find a spot,
[19:43] Katsura
    but it's better than standing around
    like we're trying to play dead.
[19:47] Gintoki
    What are you doing, Zura?!
[19:49] Gintoki
    How dare you use your conversation
    to manipulate me!
[19:52] Gintoki
    In that case, I'll use gestures or pantomime
    to tell him what's going on!
[19:55] Katsura
    Well, Sadaharu-dono...
[19:57] Gintoki
    Creepy!
[19:58] Gintoki
    Stop, Zura!
[19:59] Gintoki
    Why the Mutsugoro-san impression?!
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[19:59] Katsura
    Such a cutie.
[20:01] Katsura
    Can I fluff your stomach?
[20:05] Gintoki
    Stop!
[20:07] Gintoki
    I don't wanna admit it!
    Don't wanna admit it!
[20:09] Gintoki
    But it feels so good!
[20:11] Gintoki
    So good!
[20:11] Gintoki
    No! No! Yes!
[20:14] Katsura
    What a lovely day.
[20:17] Gintoki
    I've been violated...
[20:20] Gintoki
    Wait, Sadaharu?
[20:22] Gintoki
    Damn it! Where'd that bastard go?!
[20:28] Sachan
    What's with the penetrating look?
[20:30] Sachan
    You're not your usual self.
[20:32] Sachan
    I love it!
[20:33] Sachan
    You're making me numb!
[20:35] Sachan
    Look down on me as much as you want!
[20:37] Sachan
    Step on me!
[20:38] Sachan
    I'm a poor little bitch who
    wants your love!
[20:47] Sachan
    What's with that pose?
[20:49] Sachan
    Don't tell me you want hardcore
    play in the middle of town!
[20:52] Sachan
    Very well!
[20:53] Sachan
    I'll accept whatever you have to give!
[20:57] Sachan
    Bring it on!
[20:59] Sachan
    Hurry!
[21:02] Sachan
    Come!
[21:03] Gintoki
    What are you doing?!
[21:04] Gintoki
    Do you have any idea what
    time this show airs?!
[21:07] Gintoki
    This anime may use a lot of toilet humor,
    but there's a line you don't cross!
[21:10] Gintoki
    You can't show this hardcore
    freak show on TV!
[21:21] Gintoki
    I've changed jobs from the main character
SIGN    [Note: Changing jobs is a parody of Dragon Quest, the videogame series.]
[21:23] Gintoki
    to a sub-character who might get to
    show up once every quarter-year...
[21:27] Gintoki
    Farewell, fans of Gintoki Sakata...
[21:31] Gintoki
    Hello, fans of Sadaharu-kun.
[21:34] Gintoki
    I may have changed on the outside, but
    my soul will continue to shine brightly!
[21:38] Gintoki
    For eternity!
[21:40] Gintoki
    Man, I'm, uh, you're taking this in stride...
[21:45] Shinpachi
    Gin-san.
[21:46] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, you awake?
[21:49] Gintoki
    Shut up, Shinpachi.
[21:53] Gintoki
    Don't talk right next to me.
[21:55] Gintoki
    Your voice is loud.
[22:00] Gintoki
    Huh?
[22:01] Gintoki
    Isn't that Sadaharu?
[22:03] Gintoki
    Huh?
[22:04] Gintoki
    I can't be looking at Sadaharu
    if I'm Sadaharu,
[22:07] Gintoki
    so if I'm looking at Sadaharu,
    my eyes can't be Sadaharu's,
[22:11] Gintoki
    which might mean I...
[22:13] Gintoki
    returned to normal...
[22:16] Gintoki
    Huh? What's this?
[22:19] Shinpachi
    That sucks.
[22:21] Shinpachi
    These glasses are getting really loose.
[22:23] Gintoki
    Huh!
[22:25] Gintoki
    Er, what?!
[22:26] Gintoki
    Glasses?!
[22:27] Gintoki
    I turned into his glasses?!
[22:29] Gintoki
    Who's Gin-san then?!
[22:32] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, please wake up already!
[22:41] Gintoki
    Noooo!
[24:15] Shinpachi
    The next episode...
[24:16] Shinpachi
    "People Open Up When
    They're Locked Up."
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Revision #1
Created 2024-03-07 20:41:35 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-03-07 20:41:36 UTC by whimsee