# E170 - “And into the Legend..."
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDQ4NZD6/and-into-the-legend)
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**[01:31] Fiend**
As I said...
**[01:34] Fiend**
The systems of this world
are under our control.
**[01:38] Fiend**
Defeating me will destroy this world.
**[01:44] Fiend**
Will you still attempt to defeat me?
**[01:48] Fiend**
Can you kill Tama?
**[01:55] Fiend**
Firebane!!
***SIGN*** [Note: Original text, "Begirama" is a spell from the game Dragon Quest series.]
***SIGN*** ["And Into the Legend..."]
**[02:09] Fiend**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[02:10] Fiend**
Wait! Hold on! Time-out!
**[02:12] Fiend**
No, wait! Wait!
**[02:13] Fiend**
Weren't you listening to what
I was saying?! Open!
**[02:16] Gintoki**
Huh? Something about offering
us half of the world?
**[02:19] Gintoki**
And it doesn't matter if we pick yes or no
because we still end up fighting, right?
**[02:21] Gintoki**
Forget it. Too much of a hassle.
**[02:23] Fiend**
Wouldn't that be the Dragonlord?
**[02:25] Fiend**
He didn't listen to a single word I said.
**[02:27] Gintoki**
The Archfiend always talks too much.
**[02:30] Gintoki**
I usually just skim through.
**[02:33] King**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[02:34] King**
Any damage to the Archfiend Tapir
will mean damage to Lady Tama!
**[02:39] King**
Aren't you capable of exercising discretion?!
**[02:41] Shinpachi**
Uh, you realize you just
indirectly attacked her?!
**[02:43] Shinpachi**
The Archfiend is completely beat-up?!
**[02:45] Gintoki**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[02:47] Gintoki**
Get out of my way. Scram!
**[02:49] King**
You scram!
**[02:52] Shinpachi**
Hey!
**[02:53] Shinpachi**
What are you doing in
front of the Archfiend?!
**[02:55] Fiend**
Curse you...
**[02:56] Fiend**
So you do not care if this
body is destroyed?
**[02:59] Fiend**
Heartless bastards...
**[03:01] Fiend**
And you call yourself heroes?!
**[03:02] Shinpachi**
Like the Archfiend's in
any position to talk!
**[03:05] Fiend**
I can now see that you are big douches.
**[03:08] Fiend**
But will you be able to continue
after seeing this?
**[03:11] Fiend**
Leukocyte King, do you remember
your father's face?
**[03:16] Fiend**
Yes, your father, the previous
king, Fortega,
**[03:20] Fiend**
fell into the anus during
his battle with me
**[03:23] Fiend**
and lost his life.
**[03:26] Fiend**
But what would you do if
Fortega were still alive?
**[03:31] Fiend**
What would you do if he still lived in pain
within me after being consumed?
**[03:38] King**
It can't be...
**[03:40] King**
You couldn't have...
**[03:41] Fiend**
Yes, exactly...
**[03:45] Fiend**
My son...
**[03:47] King**
Father!
**[03:48] Fiend**
Hey, wait! Hold up!
**[03:50] Fiend**
You move too fast!
**[03:51] Fiend**
I didn't even get a chance
to reveal his father's face!
**[03:53] Fiend**
I was still talking!
**[03:54] Fiend**
And why is everybody
hitting me this time?!
**[03:56] Kagura**
We don't feel a thing when you
use the "I'm your father" setting.
**[04:01] Kagura**
This is much easier than beating Tama-san's face,
so I figured I'd use this chance to finish you.
**[04:05] Fiend**
Don't you people have any respect for this
tragic meeting between father and son?!
**[04:10] Gintoki**
Nobody uses "the last boss is
your father" twist anymore.
**[04:13] Gintoki**
Come up with something better.
**[04:23] Fiend**
Curses!
**[04:24] Fiend**
I pulled the plug and we lost our
connection to the system!
**[04:27] Shinpachi**
Plug?!
**[04:28] Shinpachi**
You people were controlling the system
with such a half-assed method?!
**[04:31] King**
This is it!
**[04:32] King**
Now that he's disconnected
from Lady Tama's system,
**[04:34] King**
we can defeat the Archfiend Tapir
without harming Lady Tama!
**[04:37] King**
This is our only chance!
**[04:39] King**
Let's go!
**[04:43] Fiend**
Don't underestimate me, brats!
**[04:48] Fiend**
Your cheap appliance store security
measures can't possibly defeat me
**[04:54] Fiend**
after I've consumed high-level technology
and undergone an extreme evolution!
**[05:00] Fiend**
I can no longer be considered a virus.
**[05:06] Fiend**
I have transcended human
understanding...
**[05:08] Fiend**
Yes...
**[05:10] Fiend**
A god!
**[05:12] Fiend**
A being you humans cannot cope with...
**[05:16] Fiend**
A perfect being known as a god!
**[05:21] Gintoki**
A god...?
**[05:22] Gintoki**
God schmod.
**[05:25] Gintoki**
You're supposed to be fighting
it out with some
**[05:29] Gintoki**
yeast cells on a rotten piece
of bread, Germfiend.
**[05:33] Gintoki**
This isn't where you belong.
**[05:35] Shinpachi**
Get the hell outta Tama-san.
**[05:37] Kagura**
We won't allow you to contaminate
our friend any further.
**[05:41] Gintoki**
This will be the last clean-up job!
**[05:43] Gintoki**
Let's go, guys!
**[05:44] Shinpachi**
Yeah!
**[05:47] Kagura**
Huh?
**[05:48] Kagura**
My body won't move the way I want it to.
**[05:51] Kagura**
Huh? Huh?
**[05:53] Gintoki**
What's with Kagura?!
**[05:55] Shinpachi**
Wh-Wh-Why?!
**[05:56] Shinpachi**
Why did Kagura-chan turn into pixels?!
**[05:59] Gintoki**
Wh-What's going on here?
**[06:00] Gintoki**
Don't tell me Kagura got
infected by the virus?
**[06:02] Gintoki**
That can't be it...
**[06:03] Gintoki**
How could a human being be
infected by a computer virus...
**[06:08] Archfiend**
As I said...
**[06:10] Archfiend**
I am no longer a pathetic computer virus!
**[06:16] Gintoki**
Shinpachi!
**[06:18] Gintoki**
Shinpachi! You okay?!
**[06:20] Shinpachi**
Somehow...
**[06:22] Shinpachi**
Shrunk
**[06:23] Shinpachi**
down...
**[06:25] Shinpachi**
M-M-My legs are short!
**[06:26] Gintoki**
Looks like you're okay.
**[06:29] Shinpachi**
Like hell I am!
**[06:30] Shinpachi**
My body's over here!
**[06:31] Shinpachi**
And my legs are like this!
**[06:32] Shinpachi**
Why was my transformation
so half-assed?!
**[06:35] Shinpachi**
I'd take a full body change over this!
**[06:38] Gintoki**
Huh? Something changed?
**[06:40] Gintoki**
Didn't your body always
look like a Guntank?
***SIGN*** [Note: Guntank is a weapon from the anime series Gundam.]
**[06:42] Shinpachi**
Who are you calling a Guntank?!
**[06:44] Kagura**
G-Gin-chan...
**[06:45] Kagura**
It's like... my body's like stone...
I can't move...
**[06:48] Gintoki**
Hey, Kagura! Hang in there!
**[06:50] Shinpachi**
What is this?
**[06:51] Shinpachi**
The pixels are advancing!
**[06:53] Shinpachi**
My body's getting heavier
and heavier, Gin-san!
**[06:55] Gintoki**
Shinpachi!
**[06:56] Kagura**
Help... Gin-chan...
**[06:57] Gintoki**
Kagura!
**[06:58] Shinpachi**
Gin-san! Do something!
**[07:00] Gintoki**
Shintank!
**[07:01] Shinpachi**
Who's that supposed to be?!
**[07:02] Kagura**
Gin-chan...
**[07:02] Shinpachi**
M-My body is...
**[07:14] King**
Why are you standing around?
**[07:16] King**
Do you want to die?
**[07:18] Gintoki**
They're...
**[07:19] King**
It's no use.
**[07:19] King**
They've been completely pixilated.
**[07:22] King**
We need to retreat for now!
**[07:24] Gintoki**
Kagura! Shintank!
**[07:27] Fiend**
I won't let you get away!
**[07:32] King**
It appears that he wasn't lying about having
more power than a normal virus.
**[07:36] King**
His extreme evolution has given
him the power to control viruses,
**[07:42] King**
which affect human beings
in addition to us programs.
**[07:44] Gintoki**
You've gotta be kidding.
**[07:45] Gintoki**
I've heard of an animator, who didn't take a bath
for so long that he had fungus on his penis,
**[07:49] Gintoki**
but I've never heard of anyone getting
infected by a computer virus!
**[08:03] King**
It appears that you're running out of time.
**[08:05] King**
Your entire body will eventually
become pixels.
**[08:08] Gintoki**
Why?!
**[08:09] Gintoki**
Why is enemy fire always
concentrated here?!
**[08:11] Gintoki**
Because I haven't used
it for a long time?!
**[08:13] Gintoki**
You upset?!
**[08:15] Gintoki**
I'm the one who's upset, moron!
**[08:17] Gintoki**
Is my penis going to get better?!
**[08:19] Gintoki**
Will Shinpachi and Kagura
ever recover?!
**[08:22] King**
Just stay there.
**[08:24] King**
I'll handle the rest.
**[08:26] King**
You and your friends...
**[08:28] Gintoki**
Hey! Wait!
**[08:29] King**
I told you to stay there.
**[08:32] King**
Who's going to protect
Lady Tama if you die?
**[08:37] King**
How sad do you think Lady Tama
will be if you die here?
**[08:43] King**
I was created for the sole purpose
of protecting Lady Tama.
**[08:47] King**
I have nothing else to protect.
**[08:50] King**
I am merely your substitute.
**[08:54] King**
I should be the only one who
has to die for Lady Tama!
**[08:59] Tama**
Forget...about...me...
**[09:05] Tama**
At least try...to release...
him...from this...place...
**[09:14] Gintoki**
Tama said the same thing to me.
**[09:17] Gintoki**
She told me to forget about
her and protect you.
**[09:22] Gintoki**
To release you from this place.
**[09:27] Gintoki**
That's why I told her,
**[09:30] Gintoki**
if you were really a copy of me,
**[09:33] Gintoki**
you would never want that.
**[09:36] Gintoki**
Even if you died, you'd never dream of running
away and leaving you in charge behind.
**[09:44] Gintoki**
Guess I overestimated you.
**[09:47] Gintoki**
You're dumping what's important off on
someone else and stepping down?
**[09:51] King**
I am your copy.
**[09:53] King**
It doesn't matter if I die. As long as
you live, more copies can be made.
**[09:59] Gintoki**
I don't remember having
such a pathetic copy.
**[10:03] Gintoki**
You wouldn't have a chance
of taking my place.
**[10:06] Gintoki**
And I absolutely refuse to take yours.
**[10:11] Gintoki**
Nobody can take anybody's place.
**[10:14] Gintoki**
There isn't a person in this world
that could take your place.
**[10:19] Gintoki**
It doesn't matter if you were based
on me or have the same face.
**[10:24] Gintoki**
You're the one who's devoted yourself to
protecting Tama this whole time, not me.
**[10:32] Gintoki**
As far as Tama's concerned,
you're no copy or substitute.
**[10:36] Gintoki**
You're someone who's always
been there for her...
**[10:39] Gintoki**
A precious, irreplaceable friend...
**[10:50] Gintoki**
If you truly care about Tama,
**[10:53] Gintoki**
never talk about dying again.
**[10:56] Gintoki**
Never call yourself a substitute again.
**[11:01] Gintoki**
I'm done fighting with you.
**[11:04] Gintoki**
Let's survive and have a
drink together, brother.
**[11:12] King**
I have no interested in fermented juice.
**[11:16] King**
It's a different story if you have
Delicious Water from Rokkou, brother!
***SIGN*** [Note: Delicious Water from Rokkou is a brand name of mineral water from House Foods.]
**[11:34] King**
Got it?
**[11:35] King**
If we don't stop him here,
**[11:37] King**
Lady Tama won't be his only victim.
**[11:39] King**
The viruses will invade your entire world.
**[11:43] King**
We have no time.
**[11:45] King**
We have to stop him before your
entire body turns into pixels!
**[11:51] King**
The two of us will end
this once and for all!
**[11:57] Fiend**
Foolish brats...
**[11:59] Fiend**
I see you're finally ready to die.
**[12:02] Fiend**
This will be the end for all.
**[12:05] Fiend**
All shall be darkened by me.
**[12:08] Fiend**
White shall vanish,
**[12:10] Fiend**
and everything shall be crushed in black!
**[12:15] Gintoki**
You're the one who's going
to get crushed, Germfiend.
**[12:18] King**
This is the end, Tapir.
**[12:20] King**
We shall see if white or black survives!
**[12:23] Gintoki**
Time to settle this once and for all!
**[12:26] Fiend**
Cease your prattle, worms!
**[12:29] Fiend**
Return to the sea of pixels!
**[12:32] Both**
Let's go!
**[12:34] Gintoki**
Release all of your power!
**[12:36] King**
Put everything
**[12:38] Both**
into this single blow!
**[12:40] Both**
Go!
**[12:44] Fiend**
What?! They stopped my wave?!
**[12:50] Fiend**
Curse you!
**[12:51] Fiend**
Are you contesting me?!
**[12:53] Fiend**
Crafty bastards!
**[12:54] Fiend**
I'll crush you and your impertinent wave!
**[13:06] King**
My body is turning into pixels...
**[13:10] Fiend**
I cannot be stopped!
**[13:12] Fiend**
Nobody can stop me!
**[13:18] Gintoki**
We won't last long against this.
**[13:21] Gintoki**
At this rate, we'll both
be kicking the bucket.
**[13:24] King**
Go.
**[13:25] Gintoki**
What?
**[13:26] King**
I'll hold him back.
**[13:29] King**
While I distract him, you defeat him!
**[13:33] King**
He should be defenseless right now.
**[13:35] King**
This is our only chance to defeat him!
**[13:38] Gintoki**
How can you possibly hold him off yourself when
the two of us can barely cope, moron?
**[13:44] King**
I have a plan.
**[13:46] King**
And I can't move with my legs like this.
**[13:48] King**
You're the only one who
can reach him now.
**[13:53] King**
Hurry it up!
**[13:54] King**
While you can still move!
**[13:57] Gintoki**
Bastard...
**[13:59] Gintoki**
You better not have forgotten our promise.
**[14:02] King**
Do not worry.
**[14:03] King**
He cannot hurt me.
**[14:06] King**
Who do you think I am?!
**[14:09] King**
Gintoki Sakata.
**[14:11] King**
A man based off you.
**[14:25] King**
Brother...
**[14:28] King**
Friend...
**[14:31] King**
I earned many titles for a mere copy...
**[14:42] King**
But no matter what I'm called,
**[14:44] King**
I cannot lose sight of my role...my duty...
**[14:51] King**
Lady Tama, forgive me.
**[14:54] King**
My duty is not to live,
**[14:56] King**
it is to protect you.
**[14:59] King**
I cannot live for the sake of another,
**[15:03] King**
but grant me the right to die for a friend...
**[15:08] King**
To die for my brother!
**[15:19] Fiend**
Impossible...
**[15:20] Fiend**
His power is surging..
**[15:22] Fiend**
How does he have so much power left?!
**[15:25] King**
I have plenty of power left...
**[15:28] King**
My very life...
**[15:32] Fiend**
C-Could you be releasing
all of your life energy?
**[15:37] Fiend**
Impossible!
**[15:38] Fiend**
If you do that, you'll...
**[15:41] Fiend**
You'll...!
**[15:47] King**
You think you damn viruses
**[15:50] King**
can defeat the Leukocyte King?
**[15:53] King**
Defeat...
**[15:55] King**
Gintoki Sakata?! Never!
**[16:20] N**
Attention to everybody inside this body.
**[16:23] N**
The virus, which infected this
body, has been destroyed.
**[16:27] N**
This body will now engage
in reparations.
**[16:31] N**
All surviving security members
**[16:33] N**
should take a vacation from their
regular duties to make babies.
**[16:39] N**
The surviving viruses should change
into white bodysuits at once.
**[16:43] N**
You are already under our control.
**[16:46] N**
Please assist with making babies.
**[16:53] King**
Sorry I couldn't keep my promise...
**[16:57] King**
I'm irresponsible by default.
**[16:59] King**
I got that from you.
**[17:01] Gintoki**
Looks like it.
**[17:04] Gintoki**
I broke my promise to Tama.
**[17:06] King**
It's extremely regrettable.
**[17:08] King**
I never expected to become
a piece of junk.
**[17:12] King**
I was an excellent security measure
before you all came.
**[17:17] King**
A hero guarding the princess.
**[17:19] King**
I would have been happy to throw
my life away to protect Lady Tama.
**[17:24] King**
And yet I gave my life to save this stupid
party instead of the princess...
**[17:33] King**
Before, I wouldn't have thought
twice about dying...
**[17:37] King**
But now...
**[17:39] King**
I want to live a little longer...
**[17:43] King**
I wouldn't have minded a little more adventuring
with Lady Tama and the lot of you...
**[17:50] Shinpachi**
Leukocyte King-san...
**[17:52] King**
For such words to come out of
an easily replaced substitute...
**[17:57] King**
It's all your fault...
**[17:59] King**
It appears that I've completely
broken down.
**[18:03] Gintoki**
You haven't broken down.
**[18:06] Gintoki**
You're no substitute.
**[18:08] Gintoki**
You're a much better guy than I am.
**[18:12] Gintoki**
You protected what you needed to.
**[18:14] Gintoki**
I don't just mean Tama.
**[18:16] Gintoki**
You also protected our lives.
**[18:18] Gintoki**
So don't die.
**[18:20] Gintoki**
Don't die for your friends.
**[18:23] Gintoki**
You have to live for your friends, for us...
**[18:28] King**
Lady Tama will be fine with
you people around.
**[18:31] King**
Besides, I can no longer...
**[18:33] Tama**
Gintoki-sama, everybody...
**[18:35] Tama**
Thank you for protecting the
Leukocyte King all this time.
**[18:40] Shinpachi**
It's Tama-san! Tama-san's voice!
**[18:42] Kagura**
It's Tama. Are you okay now?
**[18:44] Kagura**
Where are you? Where are you at?
**[18:46] Tama**
Here. Over here.
**[18:48] Tama**
Here. I'm right here.
**[18:51] Kagura**
Tiny!
**[18:52] King**
L-Lady Tama...
**[18:53] Kagura**
What are you doing, Tama?
Why are you so tiny?
**[18:56] Tama**
My system has not completely recovered,
**[18:59] Tama**
but I was able to send a pixel copy over.
**[19:04] Tama**
Leukocyte King, thank you for protecting
me for such a long time.
**[19:09] Tama**
Now it is my turn to save you.
**[19:12] Shinpachi**
Tama-san, can you...
**[19:14] Tama**
I shall enter the Leukocyte King's
body and repair him.
**[19:20] Tama**
Leukocyte King, I will not let you die.
**[19:23] King**
L-Lady Tama...
**[19:25] Kagura**
We're coming along then.
**[19:27] Kagura**
We owe the Moshasu Gin-chan.
***SIGN*** [Note: Moshasu is a spell from Dragon Quest to transform one of the characters in the party.]
**[19:30] Shinpachi**
Uh, but how are we supposed
to go inside him?
**[19:32] Shinpachi**
We're too big to enter...
**[19:35] Gengai**
I knew you'd say that.
**[19:37] Gengai**
That's why I brought the magic mallet Z.
**[19:41] Gengai**
Okay! Line up if you want to be shrunk!
**[19:44] Gengai**
I'll smash you all good!
**[19:48] King**
Th-They're...
**[19:50] Gintoki**
There you have it.
**[19:52] Gintoki**
Your life is no longer
yours to throw away.
**[19:57] Gintoki**
You're more than someone
who protects Tama.
**[20:01] Gintoki**
All the protecting you've done has led to
people who will protect you in return.
**[20:07] Gintoki**
All squirmy-like...
**[20:09] Gintoki**
Just like a white blood cell.
**[20:17] King**
I just had to be the copy
of such a difficult man.
**[20:21] King**
Even now, I can't offer any words
of gratitude or tears...
**[20:31] King**
What would you do in this situation?
**[20:41] Gintoki**
Smile.
***SIGN*** [The End?]
**[23:01] Whitea**
Enemy spotted.
**[23:03] Whitea**
An unidentified new virus.
**[23:06] Whitea**
An extremely large army is
advancing on our position!
**[23:09] Whiteb**
Unbelievable...
**[23:11] Whiteb**
And we haven't recovered from
the Tapir invasion yet...
**[23:16] Whiteb**
Will we be able to fight them off
with our meager numbers?
**[23:20] King**
What is there to fear?
**[23:23] King**
Every white flag may vanish from this land,
but our army will not fight on its own.
**[23:29] King**
Our army may be destroyed,
but we will not be alone.
**[23:34] King**
Though we may be in different places,
**[23:36] King**
there are others who carry
the same will and fight.
**[23:40] King**
Though they may fly
a different color flag,
**[23:42] King**
we have comrades who possess
the same proud, white spirit!
**[23:47] King**
Even an army one million strong
**[23:51] King**
cannot darken this white!
**[23:56] King**
Tally ho!
***SIGN***
**[24:06] Gintoki**
It could happen to anyone...
**[24:08] Gintoki**
Even to an animated character...
**[24:11] Gintoki**
As long as genes, unhealthy behavior, stress,
and other various factors are involved,
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**[24:16] Gintoki**
all people have a chance of going bald.
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