# E153 - Sleep Helps a Child Grow
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6490M3WY/sleep-helps-a-child-grow)
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***SIGN*** [New TV Show]
***SIGN*** [Kin Tama]
***SIGN*** [Episode 3]
**[00:09] Kagura**
Shinpachi...
**[00:15] Shinpachi**
I was dreaming...
**[00:17] Kagura**
Dreaming?
**[00:19] Shinpachi**
Yes... It was a happy dream...
**[00:22] Shinpachi**
I was working in Kabukicho...
**[00:24] Shinpachi**
I became the number one host...
**[00:26] Shinpachi**
and Kintoki was next to me...
**[00:31] Shinpachi**
And the owner of the place was Kagura-san...
**[00:34] Shinpachi**
Such a happy dream...
**[00:40] Shinpachi**
I wanted to become the number one host...
**[00:44] Shinpachi**
So badly...
**[00:49] Shinpachi**
I didn't choose to end up with this buttchin!
**[00:54] Shinpachi**
What's so bad about having a buttchin?!
**[00:56] Shinpachi**
There isn't anything wrong with a buttchin!
**[00:58] Shinpachi**
There might be customers who find a buttchin attractive, who knows!
**[01:03] Kagura**
Just stop!
**[01:10] Shinpachi**
Everybody should end up with butt-like chins.
**[01:17] Shinpachi**
All hope was lost as rain fell upon Kabukicho.
**[01:22] Shinpachi**
We lost our will to fight
**[01:25] Shinpachi**
and could only curse at the sky.
***SIGN*** [To Be Continued with the Final Episode!!]
**[03:23] Kagura**
I can't sleep.
**[03:25] Kagura**
I can't sleep at all.
**[03:27] Kagura**
Can't sleep a wink.
**[03:30] Kagura**
The harder I try to fall asleep,
**[03:32] Kagura**
the more awake I feel.
**[03:34] Kagura**
I don't feel like sleeping at all.
***SIGN*** ["Sleep Helps a Child Grow"]
**[03:55] Gintoki**
What?
**[03:57] Kagura**
I can't sleep.
**[04:00] Gintoki**
Oh, really...
**[04:02] Gintoki**
Don't stay up too late.
**[04:04] Gintoki**
We have work tomorrow.
**[04:10] Gintoki**
What is it?
**[04:12] Kagura**
I can't sleep.
**[04:14] Gintoki**
You already said that.
**[04:16] Gintoki**
If you can't fall asleep, stay up until you're sleepy.
**[04:19] Gintoki**
You're so annoying.
**[04:21] Gintoki**
Let me sleep, okay?
**[04:23] Gintoki**
I said we have work...
**[04:24] Kagura**
I can't sleep.
**[04:25] Gintoki**
*Hey! What are you doing?!*
**[04:27] Kagura**
I can't sleep a wink at all.
**[04:30] Gintoki**
*Like I care!*
**[04:31] Gintoki**
*Stop bugging me!*
**[04:32] Kagura**
I can't sleep...
**[04:37] Kagura**
Put me to sleep.
**[04:41] Kagura**
Use everything in your power to put me to sleep.
**[04:45] Gintoki**
Just go to sleep by yourself!
**[04:46] Gintoki**
Is that how you ask somebody for a favor?!
**[04:48] Gintoki**
Man...
**[04:49] Gintoki**
I can't put up with this.
**[04:54] Kagura**
That futon looks more comfortable to sleep on.
**[04:56] Kagura**
Switch with me.
**[04:58] Kagura**
I'm gonna sleep there.
**[05:00] Kagura**
You sleep in the closet.
**[05:02] Gintoki**
Don't be so picky.
**[05:03] Gintoki**
All futons are the same!
**[05:05] Gintoki**
How am I supposed to sleep in that small space?!
**[05:08] Kagura**
Just move outta the way.
**[05:14] Kagura**
Ah, I think I can fall asleep like this.
**[05:16] Kagura**
This futon might put me to sleep.
**[05:19] Gintoki**
Never wake up again, stupid brat.
**[05:22] Gintoki**
Man...
**[05:23] Gintoki**
What is this...
**[05:24] Gintoki**
I'd managed to fall asleep.
**[05:26] Gintoki**
I don't wanna sleep on a cold futon.
**[05:32] Kagura**
I can't sleep.
**[05:33] Gintoki**
So nothing changed?!
**[05:35] Kagura**
This is no use.
**[05:37] Kagura**
I don't feel sleepy at all.
**[05:39] Kagura**
I can't fall asleep 'cause the pillow smells like an old man.
**[05:43] Gintoki**
You're the one who told me to switch with you!
**[05:46] Kagura**
That futon looks more comfortable to sleep on.
**[05:48] Kagura**
Switch with me.
**[05:49] Gintoki**
This will never end!
**[05:51] Kagura**
I can't fall asleep
**[05:53] Kagura**
so I've been thinking of ways to fall asleep.
**[05:57] Kagura**
And now, I'm no longer sure how I used to fall asleep.
**[06:02] Kagura**
I've forgotten how to fall asleep.
**[06:04] Kagura**
How do I fall asleep?
**[06:06] Kagura**
How do I make my way into slumberland?
**[06:09] Gintoki**
Start by shutting up!
**[06:11] Gintoki**
Then close your eyes and stay still!
**[06:13] Gintoki**
You'll eventually fall asleep.
**[06:14] Kagura**
But Gin-chan, when you stop and think about it,
**[06:18] Kagura**
what is sleep?
**[06:20] Kagura**
When we close our eyes, we're just shutting our eyelids.
**[06:24] Kagura**
Our eyeballs are still darting around.
**[06:27] Kagura**
It's completely dark, but that's because we're looking at the inside of our eyelids.
**[06:31] Kagura**
It doesn't mean we're asleep.
**[06:33] Kagura**
To prove it, if you close your eyes during the day, it's completely red.
**[06:37] Kagura**
What do I do with my eyeballs if I want to fall asleep?
**[06:40] Kagura**
Should I just stare at the inside of my eyelids?
**[06:43] Kagura**
Or should I look up?
**[06:45] Kagura**
What do I do to-
**[06:47] Gintoki**
Cut it out!
**[06:49] Gintoki**
Now I can't fall asleep!
**[06:51] Gintoki**
What are you going to do about this?!
**[06:53] Gintoki**
Now that you got me thinking about it, I can't fall asleep either!
**[06:56] Gintoki**
Did I look up? Did I look down?
**[06:59] Gintoki**
I don't know what to do with my eyeballs!
**[07:01] Kagura**
And do we breathe with our mouths when we sleep?
**[07:04] Kagura**
Or with our noses?
**[07:05] Kagura**
Or do we breathe in through our mouths and out through our noses?
**[07:08] Kagura**
Or do we breathe in through our noses and out through our mouths?
**[07:10] Gintoki**
Cut it out!
**[07:11] Kagura**
Should I cross my arms?
**[07:13] Kagura**
Should I leave them at my sides?
**[07:14] Kagura**
Outside the covers?
**[07:16] Kagura**
Inside the covers?
**[07:17] Kagura**
How should the pillow be placed?
**[07:19] Kagura**
Face-up?
**[07:20] Kagura**
Face-down?
**[07:20] Gintoki**
Cut it out!
**[07:21] Kagura**
Where do we come from? Where are we going?
**[07:25] Kagura**
What's beyond the edge of the universe?
**[07:28] Kagura**
Why doesn't anime make lots of money?
**[07:30] Gintoki**
Cut it out!
**[07:32] Gintoki**
I can't sleep!
**[07:33] Gintoki**
I don't feel like sleeping at all!
**[07:35] Gintoki**
Was it this hard to fall asleep?!
**[07:38] Gintoki**
Did we go through such an ordeal every night?!
**[07:41] Kagura**
What is sleep again?
**[07:43] Gintoki**
Shut up!
**[07:44] Gintoki**
You'll never fall asleep if you make everything so complicated!
**[07:47] Gintoki**
How much of a failure are you?!
**[07:49] Gintoki**
Even Ken Takakura could do a better job!
***SIGN*** [Note: Actor Ken Takakura is known for the phrase, "I'm a failure."]
**[07:52] Kagura**
I feel more and more awake.
**[07:54] Kagura**
What do I do?
**[07:55] Kagura**
At this rate, I'll never fall asleep for rest of my life.
**[07:58] Gintoki**
Give me a break.
**[08:00] Gintoki**
Didn't I tell you that we have work tomorrow?
**[08:02] Gintoki**
It's 2:30 in the morning.
**[08:05] Gintoki**
We have to wake up at 7:00 tomorrow.
**[08:07] Gintoki**
We only have four and a half hours to sleep.
**[08:09] Gintoki**
That'd even make Napoleon bitch when he woke up.
**[08:12] Gintoki**
"My dictionary says I only sleep for three hours but read between the lines!"
***SIGN*** [Note: Napoleon is known for only sleeping three hours a day. He is also known for the quote "The word impossible is not in my dictionary."]
**[08:17] Kagura**
What should I do?
**[08:19] Kagura**
Don't fall asleep before me, Gin-chan.
**[08:21] Gintoki**
For now, stop thinking about that stuff.
**[08:24] Gintoki**
Don't use your head.
**[08:27] Gintoki**
Okay?
**[08:28] Gintoki**
Sleep isn't supposed to be something you can consciously force.
**[08:35] Gintoki**
Humans who live regular lives will naturally fall asleep at night.
**[08:41] Gintoki**
If you work your sweaty ass off for a whole day,
**[08:44] Gintoki**
you'll be so tired you can comfortably fall asleep.
**[08:46] Gintoki**
That's how sleep is supposed to work.
**[08:50] Kagura**
I see...
**[08:52] Kagura**
I can't fall asleep because I was lying around the whole day.
**[08:56] Gintoki**
Right?
**[08:58] Gintoki**
The problem is with your lifestyle, not with your sleeping style.
***SIGN*** ["Don't just lay there! Help me clean up the house!"]
**[09:02] Kagura**
You're one to talk.
**[09:04] Gintoki**
If you understand, go run a lap around town.
**[09:08] Gintoki**
What you lack is fatigue.
**[09:10] Kagura**
I got it.
**[09:11] Kagura**
I'm going off for a run.
**[09:14] Kagura**
Gin-chan, you can't fall asleep before me.
**[09:17] Kagura**
You'd better stay up.
**[09:23] Kagura**
Gin-chan...
**[09:26] Kagura**
Hey, Gin-chan...
**[09:31] Kagura**
I can't fall asleep.
**[09:34] Kagura**
I did the running...
**[09:36] Kagura**
But now...
**[09:38] Kagura**
I'm so hot...
**[09:40] Kagura**
I can't fall asleep.
**[09:43] Gintoki**
Who told you to run as hard as you can?!
**[09:46] Gintoki**
Of course you can't fall asleep when you're all sweaty like that!
**[09:49] Kagura**
I figured I'd fall asleep faster if I was more tired,
**[09:52] Kagura**
so I ran fifty laps around town.
**[09:55] Kagura**
Sleep is out of the question now.
**[09:56] Kagura**
It feels like all my cells have activated.
**[10:00] Gintoki**
Feels like it?
**[10:01] Gintoki**
Your brain cells are dying!
**[10:04] Gintoki**
You can't fall asleep right after exercising so hard!
**[10:07] Gintoki**
Go take a bath and cool yourself off!
**[10:10] Gintoki**
You've gotten my futon all sweaty now!
**[10:13] Kagura**
No.
**[10:14] Kagura**
I don't have time for that.
**[10:15] Kagura**
I have to fall asleep as soon as possible.
**[10:23] Gintoki**
You're a busy person, huh?
**[10:25] Gintoki**
First you want to sleep.
**[10:27] Gintoki**
Now you're hungry.
**[10:28] Gintoki**
I envy you!
**[10:29] Gintoki**
It must be fun to have so many things to do!
**[10:31] Kagura**
That isn't my stomach. I'm farting.
**[10:34] Gintoki**
I don't care what it is! Can you be quiet?!
**[10:37] Gintoki**
How long is that going to continue?!
**[10:40] Gintoki**
It's so noisy I can't fall asleep.
**[10:43] Gintoki**
Fine.
**[10:45] Gintoki**
I'll go make you something to eat.
**[10:47] Gintoki**
You go take a bath during that time.
**[10:49] Kagura**
Food?!
**[10:50] Gintoki**
Everybody feels like sleeping after a meal, right?
**[10:52] Gintoki**
It's not very healthy, but that's a sacrifice you'll have to make.
**[10:56] Gintoki**
At this rate, I won't be getting any sleep either.
**[11:00] Kagura**
Gin-chan!
**[11:01] Gintoki**
Man, you stink!
**[11:02] Gintoki**
Stay away! Go take a bath!
**[11:04] Kagura**
Thanks, Gin-chan!
**[11:10] Kagura**
Gin-chan...
**[11:12] Kagura**
Hey, Gin-chan...
***SIGN*** [Note: Kagura is using the Lamaze method of breathing for expectant mothers.]
**[11:20] Gintoki**
What are you doing?
**[11:22] Kagura**
I don't feel like sleeping at all.
**[11:25] Kagura**
I took a bath,
**[11:28] Kagura**
but I'm having trouble breathing so I can't fall asleep!
**[11:31] Gintoki**
Who told you to eat so much that you'd start breathing with your diaphragm?!
**[11:34] Gintoki**
Of course you can't fall asleep when your stomach's that full!
**[11:36] Kagura**
But...
**[11:37] Kagura**
You made all that food...
**[11:41] Gintoki**
The rest of that was for breakfast!
**[11:43] Gintoki**
Why did you eat my share, stupid brat?!
**[11:45] Kagura**
It's no use...
**[11:47] Kagura**
I'm in so much pain I can't even turn over...
**[11:49] Kagura**
I'll go run myself into shape...
***SIGN*** [Note: "Shape Up Ran" was a JUMP manga from the 80s.]
**[11:52] Kagura**
By taking a run.
**[11:53] Gintoki**
Who told you to be witty?!
**[11:55] Gintoki**
Cut it out!
**[11:56] Gintoki**
That'll just put us back where we started!
**[11:59] Gintoki**
Ah...
**[12:00] Gintoki**
Fine.
**[12:01] Gintoki**
You don't have to work tomorrow.
**[12:03] Gintoki**
Shinpachi and I can handle it.
**[12:05] Gintoki**
So don't force yourself to sleep.
**[12:07] Gintoki**
Just let me sleep, okay?
**[12:09] Kagura**
No!
**[12:10] Kagura**
Staying up late is bad for my skin!
**[12:12] Gintoki**
Someone whose stomach is sticking all the way out shouldn't be talking about skin care!
**[12:16] Gintoki**
Come on.
**[12:17] Gintoki**
It's already 4:00.
**[12:18] Gintoki**
I have to wake up at 7:00 tomorrow.
**[12:19] Gintoki**
That's in three hours.
**[12:20] Gintoki**
That'd even make Napoleon bitch at his mom in the morning!
**[12:24] Gintoki**
He'd probably whine about the quality of the miso soup!
**[12:26] Gintoki**
"The word eggplant is not in my dictionary."
**[12:32] Kagura**
Fine.
**[12:34] Kagura**
I'll stop making a fuss.
**[12:35] Kagura**
I won't bother you anymore.
**[12:38] Kagura**
You already fed me.
**[12:43] Kagura**
But if it's too quiet, I start thinking about stuff.
**[12:47] Kagura**
Can I turn on the radio?
**[12:49] Gintoki**
If you keep the volume down.
**[12:56] Dj**
Young Night Train!
**[12:58] Dj**
So let's get started!
**[13:01] Dj**
This is DJ Junnijiro, who just had a kidney stone removed,
**[13:05] Dj**
with stories that make you cry within three minutes!
**[13:13] Dj**
Young Night Train!
**[13:17] Dj**
So let's get started!
**[13:20] Dj**
This is DJ Junnijiro with stories that make you cry within three minutes!
**[13:24] Dj**
Allow me to introduce the first letter.
**[13:26] Dj**
This letter is from Radio Name Tom.
**[13:30] Dj**
"Sorry, Jerry."
***SIGN*** [Note: From Tom and Jerry.]
**[13:35] N**
I will never forget about the first friend I ever had.
**[13:39] N**
It happened during summer ten years ago.
**[13:43] N**
I was a shy and quiet child who always played by myself.
**[13:49] N**
So my father brought me a friend.
**[13:53] N**
That was Jerry.
**[14:00] N**
Jerry and I were always together.
**[14:02] N**
We went everywhere together.
**[14:05] N**
We did everything together.
**[14:08] N**
Just like real friends.
**[14:12] N**
I taught him many tricks.
**[14:15] Tom**
Wait!
**[14:21] N**
Jerry's best trick was to wait.
**[14:23] N**
He would wait as long as I told him,
**[14:25] N**
even when a feast was placed before him.
**[14:31] N**
I didn't need any friends besides Jerry.
**[14:34] N**
That's how I felt at the time.
**[14:38] N**
But on the other hand,
**[14:40] N**
an increasing number of children showed up who were interested in Jerry.
**[14:46] N**
The next thing I knew, I'd made lots of friends besides Jerry.
**[14:51] Tom**
Wait.
**[14:57] N**
It didn't take very long for my interest to shift from Jerry to other things.
**[15:03] N**
Jerry longed to play with me the way we used to.
**[15:07] N**
Jerry would bark at me.
**[15:10] N**
That was when his best trick would come in handy.
**[15:14] N**
I would say one word to Jerry.
**[15:16] N**
"Wait."
**[15:17] N**
Jerry would always wait there for my return.
**[15:22] N**
Without moving an inch.
**[15:23] N**
He just waited for me to return.
**[15:28] N**
By chance, my father's store went out of business,
**[15:32] N**
and my affluent family fell to ruin.
**[15:35] N**
Chased by debtors,
**[15:38] N**
we were forced to escape with only the clothes on our backs.
**[15:41] N**
Though I was only a child,
**[15:45] N**
I was still able to understand what must be abandoned in that situation.
**[15:52] N**
Perhaps he realized his own fate.
**[15:54] N**
Jerry chased after me without pause.
**[16:08] Tom**
Wait!
**[16:10] N**
I delivered the usual word in a cold voice.
**[16:17] N**
Wait.
**[16:21] N**
I left Jerry behind without ever looking back.
**[16:30] N**
A few months later, I returned to that spot.
**[16:36] N**
I had already moved to a faraway city,
**[16:39] N**
but I couldn't stop thinking about Jerry.
**[16:43] N**
Jerry had to be fine.
**[16:45] N**
Somebody must have taken him in.
**[16:48] N**
In retrospect, I probably wanted peace of mind.
**[16:53] N**
I wanted to see Jerry alive as soon as I could,
**[16:58] N**
so I wouldn't have to feel guilty.
**[17:05] N**
Jerry hadn't become someone else's pet or a rotting corpse.
**[17:10] N**
Jerry was waiting as always.
**[17:14] N**
Without moving a step.
**[17:15] N**
Waiting for my return.
**[17:20] Old Man**
Sad, isn't it?
**[17:22] Old Man**
He was abandoned there a while back.
**[17:26] Old Man**
Kind people would try to take him with them,
**[17:29] Old Man**
or feed him or the like.
**[17:32] Old Man**
But this boy refused to budge at all.
**[17:38] Old Man**
In time, people stopped paying attention to him.
**[17:43] Old Man**
He couldn't have expected his owner to return.
**[17:49] Old Man**
Either way, it's a sad story.
**[17:56] N**
I reached out to softly pat his head,
**[17:59] N**
and his eyelids slowly parted to look up at me.
**[18:04] N**
Jerry's tail wagged ever so slightly.
**[18:09] N**
And then, he never moved again.
**[18:15] Old Man**
Little lady...
**[18:17] Old Man**
I see, you were his owner.
**[18:22] Tom**
Jerry was waiting for me to come back!
**[18:26] Tom**
Waiting the whole time...
**[18:28] Tom**
The whole time...
**[18:32] Tom**
Jerry!
**[18:34] Tom**
How can I apologize to you?!
**[18:37] Tom**
How many times do I need to apologize to you?!
**[18:39] Tom**
You gave me so much!
**[18:42] Tom**
You taught me how to shed my loneliness when I was all alone!
**[18:46] Tom**
You opened up the world to me!
**[18:49] Tom**
You were my first friend!
**[18:52] Tom**
And yet...
**[18:53] Tom**
I...
**[18:54] Tom**
I did...
**[18:56] Tom**
I did such a terrible thing to my precious friend!
**[19:02] Old Man**
There's no need to apologize.
**[19:04] Old Man**
He was always waiting for you.
**[19:07] Old Man**
And you came.
**[19:09] Old Man**
What else did he need?
**[19:12] Old Man**
He must have been happy to meet his owner in the end.
**[19:16] Tom**
That's not true! He must hate me!
**[19:19] Tom**
Because I was the one who caused Jerry's death!
**[19:23] Old Man**
Jerry isn't dead.
**[19:25] Old Man**
He's still alive.
**[19:27] Tom**
Where?!
**[19:28] Tom**
Where is he?!
**[19:30] Old Man**
Of course...
**[19:34] Old Man**
Right behind you!
**[19:44] Gintoki**
What is this?
**[19:46] Gintoki**
What kind of story is this?
**[19:47] Gintoki**
Why did a touching story turn into a scary story at the end?!
**[19:50] Gintoki**
How would this make people cry?!
**[19:52] Gintoki**
More like cry out in terror!
**[19:55] Gintoki**
I can't sleep after hearing such a crazy story!
**[19:58] Gintoki**
The station must be getting barraged by complaints right now!
**[20:01] Gintoki**
That really caught me off guard.
**[20:03] Gintoki**
Not that I was scared or anything.
**[20:06] Gintoki**
Hey, Kagura!
**[20:07] Gintoki**
No more radio!
**[20:08] Gintoki**
I can't listen to this...
**[20:13] Gintoki**
H-Huh? She fell asleep.
**[20:18] Gintoki**
R-Really...
**[20:20] Gintoki**
She finally fell asleep?
**[20:22] Gintoki**
Way to cause so much trouble.
**[20:25] Gintoki**
That's a relief...
**[20:27] Gintoki**
Now I can sleep in peace.
**[20:29] Gintoki**
Then I'll go to sleep, too.
**[20:47] Old Man**
Right behind you!
**[20:54] Gintoki**
Y-Yeah, right...
**[20:57] Gintoki**
Y'know...
**[20:58] Gintoki**
That crazy story isn't enough to scare me.
**[21:02] Gintoki**
Though it surprised me a bit.
**[21:04] Gintoki**
That was just a comedy.
**[21:05] Gintoki**
There isn't much of a difference between horror and comedy.
**[21:08] Gintoki**
This was totally...
**[21:08] Old Man**
Right behind you!
**[21:13] Gintoki**
C-Crap...
**[21:15] Gintoki**
I'm starting to hear things 'cause I didn't get enough sleep.
**[21:18] Gintoki**
Hey, now *I* can't fall asleep...?
**[21:33] Gintoki**
Ah. Sorry if I woke you up, Kagura.
**[21:35] Gintoki**
Looks like I'm sick.
**[21:40] Gintoki**
K-Kagura-chan. You're actually awake, right?
**[21:43] Gintoki**
You were wide awake just a second ago.
**[21:45] Gintoki**
This isn't funny, seriously.
**[21:53] Gintoki**
Kagura-chan?
**[21:55] Gintoki**
Hey, are you listening?
**[21:56] Gintoki**
You're awake, right?
**[21:58] Gintoki**
Awake, right?
**[22:03] Gintoki**
Wake up!
**[22:05] Gintoki**
Don't mess with me!
**[22:06] Gintoki**
How much effort do you think I spent to put you to sleep?!
**[22:09] Gintoki**
You just abandon me the second you're done?!
**[22:12] Gintoki**
You could at least talk with me a bit!
**[22:14] Gintoki**
You could at least come with me when I go to take a piss!
**[22:17] Gintoki**
Are you going to keep pretending to sleep?
**[22:20] Gintoki**
I'll beat you awake...
**[22:24] Gintoki**
Okay, that's good.
**[22:26] Gintoki**
Bring it on!
**[22:27] Gintoki**
Like you're ready to die!
**[22:28] Gintoki**
If you're gonna hit me, you had better knock me out!
**[22:31] Gintoki**
No, really...
**[22:32] Gintoki**
Please knock me out!
**[22:33] Gintoki**
Somebody put me to sleep!
**[24:11] Otae**
Kyu-chan, happy **th birthday.
**[24:15] Kyubei**
The next episode...
**[24:16] Kyubei**
"That Person Looks Different From Usual During A Birthday Party."
***SIGN*** [Tojo gathered everyone together to throw a surprise birthday party for Kyubei.]
***SIGN*** [The truth is the characters in this show don't actually age, so just let us stick with "**th."]
***SIGN*** [See you next time.]