# E139 - Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MG1P3V6/dont-put-your-wallet-in-your-back-pocket)
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**[00:04] Hinowa**
The sky is egalitarian... It doesn't discriminate against anyone.
**[00:09] Hinowa**
It shines the light of the sun on everyone equally.
**[00:12] Hinowa**
But the skies test us at times.
**[00:17] ---**
Night comes...
**[00:19] Hinowa**
the sun becomes obscured by rain or clouds.
**[00:23] ---**
Even so, we do not lose our way.
**[00:28] ---**
There is no night that does not end.
**[00:31] ---**
There is no rain that does not stop.
**[00:35] Hinowa**
As long as the sun shines in our hearts,
**[00:38] Hinowa**
we will never lose our way.
**[00:46] Hinowa**
But we did not know at the time
**[00:51] Hinowa**
that the stronger the sun shines,
**[00:54] Hinowa**
the more distinct the shadows become.
**[02:47] Opening Creditsseita**
Sorry.
**[02:56] Seita**
How depressing.
**[02:58] Seita**
It's pretty empty.
**[03:01] Seita**
I really can't make money going after samurai in this day and age.
**[03:05] Seita**
Even I've got more money.
**[03:07] Seita**
Huh? My wallet... It's gone!
**[03:10] ---**
How? Did I drop it?
**[03:11] Gintoki**
One, two, three... Yahoo! I've gone from rags to riches!
**[03:15] Gintoki**
I guess I'll have a parfait and play some pachinko.
**[03:18] Seita**
That's...
**[03:18] Seita**
My money...
**[03:23] Gintoki**
You thief!
***SIGN*** ["Don't Put Your Wallet in Your Back Pocket"]
***SIGN*** [Battle Royal Host]
**[03:33] Gintoki**
You chose the wrong person.
**[03:36] Gintoki**
You're a hundred years too early to be stealing my wallet.
**[03:39] Gintoki**
Your work is sloppy.
**[03:40] Gintoki**
When it comes to stealing, when you stick your hands into someone else's kimono...
**[03:45] Gintoki**
important things also fall out of your kimono.
**[03:49] Seita**
That's good enough, right? I paid for your parfait, so let it slide!
**[03:53] Gintoki**
Now when you ask someone a favor, you've got to be reasonable.
**[03:58] Gintoki**
Give me back the money that was in my wallet.
**[04:00] Seita**
The money? Your wallet was empty to begin with!
**[04:04] Gintoki**
Don't try to play dumb, kid.
**[04:06] Gintoki**
There should have been seventy to eighty thousand in there.
**[04:08] Gintoki**
I was going to pay my rent.
**[04:10] Harura**
You're making a kid pay for your parfait and you're extorting money?
**[04:13] Harura**
What kind of adult are you?!
**[04:15] Gintoki**
The fact that you know you're a kid means that you're already an adult.
**[04:19] Gintoki**
Adults have to accept punishments and responsibility.
**[04:22] Seita**
Wait--! Wait, Bro! Please!
**[04:25] Gintoki**
Who're you calling "Bro"?
**[04:26] Gintoki**
I don't remember ever having a filthy little brother like you.
**[04:30] Seita**
Please wait!
**[04:32] ---**
I really need money!
**[04:45] Woman A**
Sir, sir, care to have fun here?
**[04:48] Gintoki**
All right, I'll come later!
**[04:51] Woman A**
If you are, you should come now.
**[04:53] Gintoki**
Let go! I hate clingy chicks!
**[04:57] Gintoki**
The underground city, Yoshiwara Shangri-La.
**[05:00] ---**
Sustained by corrupt government officials.
**[05:02] Gintoki**
An area that is ignored by the government and beyond the reach of the law.
**[05:06] Gintoki**
It is a city of eternal night.
**[05:08] Gintoki**
You perverted kid.
**[05:09] Gintoki**
Taking me to a place like this and trying to trick me with sexual pleasures.
**[05:13] Gintoki**
It's pretty nice of you.
**[05:15] Gintoki**
But regular women won't satisfy me.
**[05:19] Gintoki**
You've got to get women of her level.
**[05:23] Seita**
That's impossible. She's out of your reach.
**[05:27] Seita**
That's Hinowa. She's this town's top courtesan.
**[05:30] Seita**
If she doesn't like you, she won't bother with you.
**[05:33] Seita**
No matter how rich you are or even if you're a lord.
**[05:35] Seita**
She's far beyond your reach.
**[05:38] Seita**
Besides,
**[05:39] Seita**
I already have dibs on her.
**[05:44] Seita**
Mister, I've brought some more today.
**[05:46] Man A**
All right. Thank you for going through the trouble every day.
**[05:50] Seita**
Be sure to list it in the ledger.
**[05:52] Man A**
Okay.
**[05:54] Man A**
I know.
**[05:55] Gintoki**
Hey, what's that for?
**[05:57] Seita**
Isn't it obvious?
**[06:00] Seita**
A woman.
**[06:01] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[06:04] Seita**
I need money in order to meet Hinowa.
**[06:10] Otose**
This little guy wants to lay the best woman in Yoshiwara?!
**[06:14] Catherine**
Kids shouldn't get sexually excited!
**[06:16] Catherine**
Go home and drink your mother's milk!
**[06:18] Shinpachi**
It's not funny. This is six o'clock TV.
**[06:21] Shinpachi**
Do you think that they'd allow that?
**[06:23] Kagura**
Don't worry about the details, Shinpachi.
**[06:26] Kagura**
Are you panicking because you've been beaten by a kid?
**[06:28] Shinpachi**
I'm not panicking!
**[06:29] Kagura**
What do you mean you're not panicking?
**[06:32] Kagura**
You're totally panicking. You even bit your tongue.
**[06:34] Shinpachi**
Not at all. Huh? So what of it?
**[06:37] Shinpachi**
I could do it whenever I wanted to. I only choose not to.
**[06:41] Shinpachi**
Anyway, a child like that shouldn't be going in and out of a town like that.
**[06:45] Seita**
I'm not a kid. It's Seita, you virgin.
**[06:48] Shinpachi**
What the hell did you say to me?!
**[06:50] ---**
Do you know what the hell that means?!
**[06:51] Kagura**
Calm down, you virgin.
**[06:52] Shinpachi**
Don't make fun of virgins--!
**[06:54] Shinpachi**
Men who stay virgins until they're thirty are called
**[06:56] Shinpachi**
God Hands and are reborn as something called the Kato Taka!
**[07:01] Tama**
I'll add that to my data.
**[07:03] Tama**
"Men who are virgins until they are thirty are..."
**[07:04] Otose**
You don't need that sort of information!
**[07:05] Gintoki**
Well, let him go.
**[07:08] ---**
It's impressive for a kid to be interested in women.
**[07:12] ---**
As they say, "Heroes enjoy the pleasures of the flesh."
**[07:15] Gintoki**
He's even picking pockets to gather money to see a woman.
**[07:18] Gintoki**
He's going to be scary when he grows up.
**[07:21] Seita**
I have no parents, so I'm limited in the ways I can make money.
**[07:27] ---**
That's why...
**[07:29] Gintoki**
You need a lot of money to meet a woman in Yoshiwara, right?
**[07:33] Gintoki**
You can barely survive from day to day, so why are you doing this?
**[07:38] Gintoki**
Tell us the truth.
**[07:42] Seita**
I...was abandoned by my parents when I was little.
**[07:50] Seita**
I don't remember what my parents looked like.
**[07:52] Seita**
The only person I can remember is the old man who took me in.
**[07:58] Seita**
That old man died three years ago.
**[08:02] Seita**
Before he died, he told me...
**[08:07] Old Man**
Don't be ashamed, Seita. You weren't abandoned. You were saved.
**[08:13] Old Man**
Your parents saved you from the darkness.
**[08:19] Old Man**
Be proud of them.
**[08:21] Old Man**
Even now, your mother is in the darkness of eternal night.
**[08:25] Old Man**
She is shining there as brilliantly as the sun.
**[08:32] Seita**
She might be my mom.
**[08:34] Seita**
That woman might be my mom!
**[08:39] Seita**
I want to see her. I want to talk to her in person.
**[08:42] Seita**
But no matter how many times I call out or yell out to her...
**[08:45] Seita**
she doesn't look my way.
**[08:49] Seita**
I can't reach her.
**[08:52] Seita**
So I decided to try and meet her, even briefly, as a customer.
**[08:59] Seita**
I desperately did anything for money.
**[09:03] Seita**
I even did stupid things, like stealing.
**[09:10] Otose**
You're getting your priorities backwards.
**[09:13] Otose**
Do you think that your mother would like it
**[09:15] Otose**
if you did things like that so you could meet her?
**[09:18] ---**
Come and work here.
**[09:23] Otose**
I can't give you the money to see a Yoshiwara woman.
**[09:26] Otose**
But I can help you out a little.
**[09:29] Otose**
Just don't ever pick pockets again.
**[09:37] Seita**
Thank you. Thank you very much!
**[09:45] Gintoki**
Earn back the ten thousand that was in my wallet, too.
**[09:49] Seita**
I told you that it was empty!
**[09:52] Seita**
Besides, why is it increasing?!
**[09:55] Gintoki**
It's interest.
**[09:58] Otose**
Now let's begin.
**[10:00] Tama**
Understood.
**[10:00] Catherine**
All right.
***SIGN*** [Snack House Otose]
**[10:06] Seita**
No!
**[10:10] Tama**
Move your hands.
**[10:11] Tama**
If you don't, I can't clean the place that the bacteria is propagating the most.
**[10:16] Seita**
Stop!
**[10:23] Otose**
It looks pretty good on you.
**[10:25] Tama**
I've eliminated most of the bacteria on him.
**[10:28] Tama**
All that's left is the bacteria between his legs on his scrotum.
**[10:30] Catherine**
Don't be a smart-ass!
**[10:43] Catherine**
Come on...
**[10:44] Catherine**
If you have time to talk, then move your hands!
**[10:47] Seita**
Yes!
**[10:48] Catherine**
Once you're done with that, go buy my cigarettes!
**[10:51] Otose**
You get to work, too!
**[10:52] Catherine**
Oh! Were you there, Otose-san? Tell me, next time.
**[10:55] Otose**
Hey, what happened to your accent?
**[10:57] Catherine**
It's been a while since I appeared, so I forgot about it.
**[11:17] Cm Bumpercm Bumpercourtesan B**
How about it, Mr. Samurai? Care to stop by?
**[11:20] Courtesan C**
I'll throw in a little extra something.
**[11:21] Samurai A**
Don't touch me, you tramp.
**[11:23] Samurai A**
I didn't come to buy cheap women like you.
**[11:26] Samurai A**
I heard that Hinowa, the best woman in Edo, is here.
**[11:31] ---**
As part of the movement to overthrow the Shogunate,
**[11:34] ---**
I want a woman of unsurpassed beauty to pour me my sake.
**[11:37] ---**
Lady Hinowa would never bother with country samurai like you.
**[11:42] Courtesan B**
Go home, you boors!
**[11:43] Samurai A**
Are you making fun of warriors?!
**[11:46] Samurai A**
I shall slay you! Stay right there!
**[11:49] Courtesan B**
Do you think that you can get away with this in this town?!
**[11:54] Courtesan B**
This is Yoshiwara.
**[11:56] Courtesan B**
It's a different world from the one above.
**[12:00] Courtesan B**
This is the land of women.
**[12:09] Samurai A**
Oh? There really are beauties here.
**[12:14] Samurai A**
How much are you?
**[12:15] Tukuyomi**
You want to buy me?
**[12:17] Samurai A**
How much? Tell me.
**[12:21] Tsukuyo**
You've already...
**[12:24] Tsukuyo**
paid the price.
**[12:31] Samurai B**
You're a Hyakka!
**[12:33] Samurai C**
She's a member of...
**[12:35] Samurai C**
...the Hyakka, Yoshiwara's para-military force!
**[12:51] Tsukuyo**
If you don't...
**[12:53] Tsukuyo**
hold a rose carefully, you'll get pierced by its thorns.
**[13:11] Gintoki**
That kid's holding out pretty long.
**[13:14] Gintoki**
How long has it been since he came here?
**[13:17] Otose**
He's quite a find. He's clever, honest, and learns his job quickly.
**[13:24] ---**
I'd like Catherine to learn from him.
**[13:28] Gintoki**
He probably knows he has no way out.
**[13:31] Gintoki**
He's seen quite a lot for a kid.
**[13:35] Otose**
Seita's changed.
**[13:38] Otose**
It's great. The look in his eyes has gotten better.
**[13:46] Otose**
Are you going there?
**[13:48] Gintoki**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[13:51] Otose**
You know the significance of Yoshiwara, right?
**[13:55] Gintoki**
It's the place where men's dreams are granted, right?
**[13:58] Otose**
Not that.
**[14:00] ---**
There's a dark side to Yoshiwara.
**[14:04] Otose**
It's an extraterritorial area that's beyond the laws above ground.
**[14:08] Otose**
One man is making that possible.
**[14:13] Otose**
Hosen, the King of the Night.
**[14:17] Otose**
He is the owner of Yoshiwara Shangri-La and the most powerful man in Yoshiwara.
**[14:20] ---**
Even top officials in the Shogunate cannot touch him.
**[14:23] Otose**
He is the king of the land of eternal night.
**[14:26] Otose**
He goes by many names, but he's dangerous.
**[14:31] Otose**
Those who have gone after him have never seen the light of day ever again.
**[14:37] ---**
That's what people say about him.
**[14:39] Gintoki**
King of the Night, huh?
**[14:52] Man B**
Come to think of it, we haven't seen him lately.
**[14:55] Man B**
I wonder what happened to that scruffy kid.
**[14:58] Man A**
Oh, you mean Seita?
**[15:00] Man B**
Yeah.
**[15:01] Man B**
The dirty kid who brought us money every day because he wanted to meet Hinowa.
**[15:07] Man A**
Ah. Well, I heard that he recently got a proper job.
**[15:13] ---**
There's a place that hired him?
**[15:16] Man A**
Yeah. There sure are some freaky people.
**[15:19] Man A**
He's stopped coming every day, but he still comes once a week.
**[15:24] Man A**
He brings all his money. It's pretty amazing.
**[15:27] Man A**
Before, he used to look like a filthy stray dog,
**[15:31] Man A**
but he's cleaned up now.
**[15:34] Man A**
He's really chilled out and become more child-like.
**[15:38] Man B**
Oh? Is that so? So, how much has he saved up?
**[15:42] Man A**
Huh? How much what?
**[15:44] Man B**
The money that Seita's been bringing every day, of course.
**[15:47] Man B**
He's been looking at Hinowa every day
**[15:50] Man B**
as if she were the sun, just as her name suggests.
**[15:52] Man B**
He should have enough to at least have tea with her.
**[15:56] Man B**
You can't mean to tell me that you...
**[15:58] Man A**
Come on. It's impossible for a stray dog like that to meet Hinowa.
**[16:04] Man A**
She probably wouldn't even talk to us.
**[16:08] Man A**
Besides, that money was good for getting a drink every day.
**[16:13] Man B**
You're really terrible.
**[16:16] Man B**
So you don't have a single sen of it?
**[16:18] Man A**
None at all.
**[16:20] Man A**
Why should we care? We're talking about a stray.
**[16:24] Man A**
He's probably doing despicable things to get that money.
**[16:27] Man A**
He can't complain.
**[16:29] Man B**
That's probably true. Take me with you the next time Seita comes.
**[16:35] Man A**
Whoops. I shouldn't have said anything.
**[16:42] Gintoki**
I thought so.
**[16:45] ---**
Oh well.
**[16:47] Gintoki**
I never thought that it was possible for Seita to pay to see her.
**[16:50] Gintoki**
Miss, how much do I owe you?
**[16:52] Employee A**
You don't need to pay. You made me feel better.
**[16:56] Gintoki**
Do you know Seita?
**[16:58] Employee A**
He was well-known around here.
**[17:00] Employee A**
This isn't the sort of place where children come to.
**[17:04] Gintoki**
This is all they have?
**[17:06] Employee A**
Are you trying to get Hinowa and Seita to meet each other?
**[17:09] Gintoki**
It's a nuisance to have a noisy kid live with me.
**[17:13] Gintoki**
I just came to see if he had any relatives.
**[17:17] Gintoki**
How can someone without money meet Hinowa?
**[17:20] Employee A**
Hinowa is the highest ranking courtesan in Yoshiwara.
**[17:23] Employee A**
You have to be a pretty important customer in order to meet her.
**[17:27] Employee A**
You should probably give up.
**[17:29] ---**
Yoshiwara Shangri-La is a country bound by different laws.
**[17:35] ---**
Things don't follow the same rules as above.
**[17:38] Employee A**
If you don't follow the rules here, you'll never return to the surface ever again.
**[17:44] Gintoki**
Sorry.
**[17:45] Gintoki**
Above or below, I live by my own rules.
**[18:05] Guard**
Intruder! Intruder!
**[18:07] Gintoki**
Tsk! Things have gotten troublesome!
**[18:11] Seita**
What's this? What's going on?
**[18:13] Shinpachi**
Hey... Wait, Seita-kun!
**[18:17] Shinpachi**
It's hard to walk in this!
**[18:19] Kagura**
Walk quickly, Shinpachi!
**[18:22] Hosen**
Are the Hyakka on the move?
**[18:25] Courtesan D**
It seems that a strange ronin has snuck in.
**[18:28] Courtesan D**
One of the Hyakka was defeated. He's pretty strong.
**[18:33] Courtesan D**
I hear he's looking for Hinowa.
**[18:36] ---**
That's not unusual.
**[18:39] ---**
She is the sun in this land of eternal night.
**[18:43] Hosen**
The women are treated as inmates in this prison.
**[18:49] ---**
But she is the only one whose eyes
**[18:51] ---**
show no signs of weariness, vulgarity, or worry.
**[18:55] Hosen**
Even though she's here, underground,
**[18:57] Hosen**
her soul remains unbroken.
**[19:01] Hosen**
She will never lose her true beauty.
**[19:05] Hosen**
All the women in this town have great respect for her.
**[19:09] Hosen**
And all the men who come to this town love her,
**[19:15] Hosen**
even though she is beyond their reach.
**[19:18] Courtesan D**
No.
**[19:19] Courtesan D**
It seems that that ronin doesn't want to meet Hinowa,
**[19:23] Courtesan D**
but was hired by that child.
**[19:26] Hosen**
That child who said he wanted to meet Hinowa and was hanging around?
**[19:32] Hosen**
So it is him. I had ignored him because I thought it wasn't worth my time.
**[19:37] Courtesan D**
From what I have learned...
**[19:39] Courtesan D**
There's no mistake. He's that child from eight years ago.
**[19:45] ---**
I see. I thought that he had died off somewhere,
**[19:50] ---**
but I never thought that he would follow Hinowa's scent all the way here.
**[19:56] Courtesan D**
It's dangerous for Hinowa and that child to come into contact with each other.
**[20:00] Hosen**
Are you saying she'll try to escape with him again?
**[20:04] Hosen**
She won't ever escape.
**[20:06] Hosen**
She knows too much about the underground to live above ground.
**[20:12] Hosen**
We need to keep her in the eternal night until she dies.
**[20:18] Hosen**
Use Tsukuyo.
**[20:20] Hosen**
We can't defeat him unless we use whatever means possible.
**[20:25] Hosen**
Don't let that child or that ronin get back to the surface alive.
**[20:32] Seita**
What?!
**[20:33] Seita**
They used up my money?!
**[20:36] Shinpachi**
Yeah.
**[20:37] Shinpachi**
Those shopkeepers you've been leaving your money with
**[20:40] Shinpachi**
were jerks who would use the brothel's money.
**[20:44] ---**
It seems they were well-known for it.
**[20:47] Seita**
Those bastards!
**[20:48] ---**
I changed myself and worked hard, but it was all for nothing!
**[20:54] Shinpachi**
It wasn't for nothing. We were watching you.
**[20:59] Shinpachi**
You'd be too embarrassed to meet your mother if you had picked pockets.
**[21:03] Shinpachi**
You were working really hard.
**[21:05] Seita**
What's the point in any of that?!
**[21:08] Seita**
If I don't have money, I can't meet my mom.
**[21:12] Seita**
It's meaningless!
**[21:14] Shinpachi**
It has meaning.
**[21:17] Shinpachi**
Dressed like this, we can meet your mother openly.
**[21:20] Kagura**
Besides, it's strange to have to pay to meet your mother.
**[21:25] Kagura**
Parents and children should be able to see each other whenever they want.
**[21:29] Kagura**
Do you think that granny made you work for her
**[21:32] Kagura**
so you could make some worthless money?
**[21:35] ---**
Odd Jobs Gin...
**[21:37] Kagura**
...will take up...
**[21:39] Kagura**
...your case.
**[21:40] Seita**
B-Both of you...
**[21:43] Seita**
It's impossible! You can't meet a courtesan without money!
**[21:46] ---**
This place doesn't follow the same rules as above.
**[21:52] Shinpachi**
Wh-What?!
**[21:58] Seita**
That's... That scar...
**[22:01] Kagura**
Who is she?
**[22:04] Seita**
The Hyakka are a para-military force that punishes those who break the laws of Yoshiwara.
**[22:09] Seita**
She's the Yoshiwara's strongest guard and leader of the Hyakka!
**[22:16] Seita**
She is feared as the Courtesan of Death.
**[22:19] Tsukuyo**
I am Tsukuyo.
**[22:21] Tsukuyo**
Pleased to meet you!
***SIGN*** [To be continued...]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Gin, this is bad.
**[24:03] ---**
He has a really dangerous air about him.
**[24:07] ---**
He smells of blood...the smell of blood from surviving countless battles.
**[24:12] ---**
The smell of a true Yato.
***SIGN*** ["Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!"]
**[24:16] ---**
Why is he here?
**[43:28] ---**
Otose