# E136 - It’s Your House, You Build It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYX04320R/its-your-house-you-build-it)
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**[00:01] All**
Our apologies to all our viewers today.
**[00:06] Shinpachi**
Gin, what are we apologizing for?
**[00:09] Gintoki**
Well, something unexpected happened.
**[00:11] Gintoki**
Remember last year when we had to skip one episode because of the Japan World Series?
**[00:14] Kagura**
It really messed up our schedules. All of a sudden, we had to adjust the number of stories.
**[00:19] Gintoki**
So this year, we did something different.
**[00:21] Shinpachi**
Don't tell me...
**[00:22] Gintoki**
Yes, we're one story short.
**[00:24] Kagura**
Then we didn't have the Japan World Series this year.
**[00:28] Kagura**
So we're short one story.
**[00:30] Shinpachi**
Therefore, we don't have an on-air episode for you today.
**[00:33] Shinpachi**
What?! What are we going to do tonight then?
**[00:36] Shinpachi**
Anyway, what did you mean by unexpected?!
**[00:38] Shinpachi**
Hey, staff! Why couldn't you figure this out?
**[00:40] Gintoki**
Don't worry. They're writing today's script in the back room right now.
**[00:44] Gintoki**
They said we have to ad lib until then.
**[00:46] Shinpachi**
When did you put in the order? How much longer will it take them to finish?
**[00:51] Kagura**
Well, they need about another 29 minutes.
**[00:53] Shinpachi**
The show will be over by then!
**[00:55] Shinpachi**
On the last recap show, the executives complained to our producer:
**[00:58] Shinpachi**
"Using stills over a long period causes our sales in foreign countries to drop.
**[01:01] Shinpachi**
It's hard for foreigners to understand unless the picture is animated."
**[01:07] Kagura**
Are you kidding? Even Japanese have a hard time understanding the original gags in this anime.
**[01:12] Kagura**
It's too late to do something for foreign countries!
**[01:14] Shinpachi**
Th-That's true.
**[01:16] Gintoki**
That makes a lot of sense.
**[01:17] Gintoki**
Forget about foreign sales.
**[01:19] Gintoki**
It sounds like too much. We should just focus on the immediate broadcast.
**[01:23] Shinpachi**
Well, that's why I'm concerned about today's show.
**[01:27] Shinpachi**
It would make no sense to show still pictures with background music for an entire show.
**[01:31] Shinpachi**
It's not good for foreign countries or Japan.
**[01:33] Kagura**
Oh give it up, will you?
**[01:34] Kagura**
Are you supposed to be a spy for someone, Shinpachi? TV Tokyo? Or Dentsu?
**[01:37] Shinachi**
Dah! Don't be so specific!
**[01:40] Gintoki**
I understand what the executives meant.
**[01:42] Gintoki**
In any case, all we have to do is animate the picture, right?
**[01:44] Gintoki**
Then foreign sales won't suffer and the executives will be happy.
**[01:47] Gintoki**
Everyone understands this is Japanese anime, right?
**[01:49] Shinpachi**
Probably.
**[01:50] Gintoki**
All right. Let's get motivated and move the picture around.
**[01:53] Gintoki**
Here we go!
**[01:54] Shinpachi**
Ohhh!
**[02:00] Shinpachi**
Eh...
**[03:35] Hatsu**
You're saying work is not all right, but you're doing fine.
**[03:39] Hasegawa**
Yeah, kind of.
**[03:41] Hasegawa**
I have some savings from my last job, so don't worry about me. I'm all right.
**[03:46] Hatsu**
Are you sure? Call me if you have any problems. Are you really all right?
**[03:51] Hasegawa**
Y-Yeah, sure. I live in a fairly decent apartment.
**[03:55] Hasegawa**
Yeah, it's really stylish.
**[03:58] Hatsu**
Really? Then why don't I visit soon and clean up your place?
**[04:02] Hasegawa**
No! I don't need you to clean up!
**[04:04] Hatsu**
I'm sure your room is full of trash, right?
**[04:08] Hasegawa**
I said no! I don't want to bother you.
**[04:11] Hatsu**
What? Is there something you don't want me to see?
**[04:14] Hasegawa**
I-It's not like that! I keep my room clean! Really!
**[04:19] Hatsu**
Then I'm looking forward to it.
**[04:21] Hatsu**
I'll see you this weekend.
**[04:22] Hasegawa**
Ah, wait!
**[04:31] Gintoki**
Hey, I'm jealous!
**[04:34] Gintoki**
She said, "Can I come to clean your place?" You got yourself quite a little wife there.
**[04:40] Gintoki**
I guess it's about time for you to start over with her.
**[04:43] Gintoki**
Why aren't you living together?
**[04:44] Gintoki**
I mean, go live in that wonderful house.
***SIGN*** ["It's Your House, You Build It"]
**[04:56] Debt Collector**
Hello, we'd like to talk to you. Hasegawa, you're there, aren't you?
**[05:03] ---**
Hasegawa!
***SIGN*** [Please don't look for me. Hasegawa.]
**[05:08] Debt Collecotr**
He already ran off.
**[05:13] Hasegawa (M)**
Debt collectors were pounding on my door, and I skipped out.
**[05:19] Hasegawa (M)**
That was two weeks ago.
**[05:22] Hasegawa (M)**
I was all right the first night.
**[05:25] Hasegawa (M)**
I thought I could find a new place easily.
**[05:30] Hasegawa (M)**
But...I couldn't find a room for rent anywhere.
**[05:35] Hasegawa (M)**
Right, I didn't pay my debts or rent. I kept doing those kinds of things.
**[05:41] Hasegawa (M)**
So my name wound up on the real estate black list. Those guys don't mess around.
**[05:47] Hasegawa (M)**
Nobody will lend me money anymore.
**[05:50] Hasegawa (M)**
No real estate company will rent me an apartment.
**[05:54] Hasegawa (M)**
There's no place for me to go here in Kabukicho.
**[06:00] Hasegawa (M)**
I thought I'd be homeless for just one day.
**[06:04] Hasegawa (M)**
But...
**[06:06] Hasegawa**
Now I'm like... like this.
**[06:09] Gintoki**
But I think you're looking better than ever.
**[06:12] Gintoki**
Dog...
**[06:13] Gintoki**
radio...
**[06:14] Gintoki**
cardboard box.
**[06:15] Gintoki**
You're completely covered by the Three Sacred Treasures of the homeless.
**[06:19] Gintoki**
You've finally found your lifetime job.
**[06:21] Hasegawa**
I don't have a lifetime job. I have no job.
**[06:24] Gintoki**
You can change your job in FF3, but the first job, Onion Knight, is the strongest.
**[06:31] Gintoki**
It's always the same.
**[06:32] Hasegawa**
Are you trying to cheer me up? Or do you want me to kick you around?
**[06:35] Hasegawa**
How could you say I'm like Onion Knight?
**[06:37] Gintoki**
You smell like a rotten onion.
**[06:39] Hasegawa**
That was a critical hit.
**[06:41] Hasegawa**
No!
**[06:43] Hasegawa**
I need a place to stay so I can restore my hit points!
**[06:46] Hasegawa**
I can't restore my hit points in a cardboard box!
**[06:49] Hasegawa**
What should I do?
**[06:51] Hasegawa**
If Hatsu sees me like this, we'll never reconcile our differences. And she'll leave me.
**[06:56] Gintoki**
I'd say you have no one to blame but yourself.
**[06:57] Hasegawa**
I have to do something by this weekend!
**[06:59] Hasegawa**
I need to find a stylish place, even if it's just for the weekend!
**[07:02] Hasegawa**
Can you help me, Gin?
**[07:04] Hasegawa**
I'm sure your name is already on the black list, maybe even in the Death Note.
**[07:10] Gintoki**
Oh, yeah. I'll put your name in my Death Note, then.
**[07:14] Gintoki**
See ya.
**[07:15] Hasegawa**
Hey, wait! Wait!
***SIGN*** [Real Estate]
**[07:21] Fudo**
Taizo Hasegawa: 38 years old.
**[07:24] ---**
Occupation: Onion Knight.
**[07:29] Fudo**
Um, excuse me, but I have to ask... What is it you do as an Onion Knight?
**[07:34] Fudo**
I just can't remember.
**[07:35] Fudo**
I think I met someone once a long time ago who said he was an Onion Knight.
**[07:39] Hasegawa**
Um... Well...
**[07:42] Gintok**
It's a job that involves fermenting onions.
**[07:44] Fudo**
I see. It's kind of like making wine and doing this and doing that, right?
**[07:48] Hasegawa**
Oh, yes. Something like that.
**[07:51] Fudo**
Oh, I know. I saw that on TV. I think it was on that show Professionals.
**[07:57] Hasegawa**
What?
**[07:59] Fudo**
No, it wasn't on Professional.
**[08:01] ---**
That was Music something or other.
**[08:04] Hasegawa**
Music?
**[08:10] Fudo**
Oh? Does it look like I'm lying?
**[08:12] Fudo**
You think I'm lying? I really know what it is.
**[08:15] Hasegawa**
No! I believe you!
**[08:17] Fudo**
No, you don't. I noticed some momentary bad feelings between us.
**[08:22] Fudo**
Shoot, if my wife were still alive, she could prove it for me.
**[08:28] Fudo**
She passed away one year ago. Darn it.
**[08:32] Hasegawa**
Well, I think I've already heard enough about it.
**[08:35] Wife**
Hey, old man! The laundry detergent is running out.
**[08:37] Wife**
Can you get some real quick?
**[08:39] Fudo**
I'm working right now! I'm going to kill you, old hag!
**[08:42] Wife**
Shut up and die, stupid, old man!
**[08:48] Fudo**
Well, I'll show you some properties. Let's go.
**[08:52] Hasegawa**
Oh, yes.
**[08:54] Hasegawa**
Hey, he's going to show me some properties just like that.
**[08:57] Hasegawa**
Doesn't he have a black list?
**[09:00] Hasegawa**
Anyway, the old guy seems a little nutty. Who is he?
**[09:03] Gintoki**
They call him...
**[09:04] Gintoki**
...the Messiah of Kabukicho. His name is Sanzo Fudo.
**[09:04] Fudo**
Um...this isn't it, and so this is... Oh, well.
**[09:09] Gintoki**
There're a lot of bums like you in town.
**[09:13] Gintoki**
Some are chased, and some have a guilty conscience.
**[09:17] Gintoki**
They're all in an abyss of misery.
**[09:20] Gintoki**
There's a real estate agent who gives them a helping hand and a place to stay.
**[09:25] Gintoki**
Fudo is the kind of person who would offer people a place to stay,
**[09:29] Gintoki**
no matter who they were, just like a Messiah.
**[09:32] Hasegawa**
Those who are alive.
**[09:34] Fudo**
Excuse me, but can you tell me where this property is?
**[09:39] Hasegawa**
Well, I think he's just not being choosy enough for his clients, right?
**[09:43] Hasegawa**
That old man seems careless.
**[09:47] Hasegawa**
I'm glad that he'll show us some properties, but I'm a little anxious as well.
**[09:51] Fudo**
Hasegawa.
**[09:52] Fudo**
Do you have any specific requests for a place?
**[09:56] Hasegawa**
Well, yeah... First, the cheapest is the best.
**[10:00] Hasegawa**
And it's better if it's fancy.
**[10:03] Gintoki**
Don't expect much.
**[10:05] Gintoki**
Don't forget about your situation right now, Onion Knight.
**[10:08] ---**
It's enough that there's a roof over your head when it rains.
**[10:11] Hasegawa**
But Hatsu is coming.
**[10:13] Gintoki**
Let's try something cheap, a 1LDK.
***SIGN*** [1LDK: 1 bedroom, 1 Living room, and 1 Dining Kitchen]
**[10:17] Fudo**
1LDK?
**[10:18] Gintoki**
Yeah, it's enough for a single man.
**[10:22] Fudo**
R-Right. I think a single man needs...1WGTM.
**[10:29] Gintoki**
Huh? What did you just say?
**[10:30] Fudo**
O-One...3P would be perfect!
**[10:34] Gintoki**
No, we're not talking about a 3P!
**[10:42] Fudo**
I know that. But I'm getting old, so it's hard to speak in loan words.
**[10:46] Fudo**
Don't worry, I understand your request and I'll take you.
**[10:50] Fudo**
Well, I guess this should satisfy you.
***SIGN*** [犬(One)LDK [Dog 犬 pronounced "one" in Japanese]
**[10:54] Hasegawa**
That's not a 1LDK!
**[10:56] Hasegawa**
Why do I have to live in such a filthy dog house?!
**[10:59] Hasegawa**
Don't you really know what 1LDK means?
**[11:01] Fudo**
Of course, I know.
**[11:02] Fudo**
I just thought that was a good doghouse for Hasegawa's dirty mutt.
**[11:06] Hasegawa**
That's none of your business!
**[11:08] Fudo**
Come on, don't get me wrong.
**[11:11] Fudo**
There's no way that a real estate agent doesn't know what 1LDK means.
**[11:14] Fudo**
That's a common term. We use it a lot.
**[11:17] Gintoki**
Why don't you use it then?
**[11:19] Fudo**
Let's see... We'll use it after we come back from our trip.
**[11:27] Fudo**
Man, 1LDK is the best!
**[11:30] Gintoki**
No way! We'll just say, "My home is the best."
**[11:32] Gintoki**
Why do you bother replacing it with a complicated word like "1LDK"?
**[11:36] Fudo**
I'm sorry. To tell you the truth, my 1LDK went back to her parents' house.
**[11:41] Gintoki**
What are you talking about, 1LDK went back to her parents' house?"
**[11:44] Gintoki**
A 1LDK is a place, not a person!
**[11:45] Hasegawa**
Um...Can you show us some other properties?
**[11:49] Gintoki**
He doesn't care about a 1LDK anyway, only rent. Cheaper is better.
**[11:54] Fudo**
Is that right? I'm not sure if 1LDK will come back.
**[11:59] Fudo**
Is that all right with you?
**[11:59] Gintoki**
What kind of 1LDK are you talking about?!
**[12:02] Fudo**
How about this property?
**[12:06] Gintoki**
It looks good to me.
**[12:08] Hasegawa**
I'd prefer something more stylish.
**[12:11] Fudo**
I knew you were going to say that. Don't worry.
**[12:14] Fudo**
This isn't the one I wanted to show you.
**[12:17] Fudo**
This one.
**[12:18] Hasegawa**
Another doghouse?!
**[12:20] Fudo**
No, this is completely different from the last one. This one is more stylish.
**[12:25] ---**
Look!
**[12:26] Fudo**
It has can badges!
**[12:27] Hasegawa**
No thanks! I don't need those kinds of accessories!
**[12:30] Hasegawa**
Anyway, why are can badges on a doghouse?
**[12:32] Gintoki**
What? I bet you don't know what a 1LDK is, do you?
**[12:35] Fudo**
That's not right...I said 1LDK is not here.
**[12:39] Hasegawa**
Stop it! I can't live in that kind of place!
**[12:42] Hasegawa**
That's not even a house for people! Show me a place for people!
**[12:47] Fudo**
I see. That's what you wanted. Now I know.
**[12:52] Fudo**
Why didn't you tell me that in the beginning?
**[12:55] Fudo**
I'm confident in myself with this place.
**[12:59] Hasegawa**
What kind of confidence are you talking about?!
**[13:01] Hasegawa**
That's enough! This is just a doghouse!
**[13:04] Hasegawa**
It's not even close to a 1LDK. Did you hear what I said?
**[13:08] Fudo**
Yes, I did. Look over there!
**[13:15] Fudo**
See. A person lives there.
**[13:17] Hasegawa**
That's not the point!
**[13:18] Hasegawa**
That's not right! I'm a useless, old man.
**[13:21] Hasegawa**
And I'm a bit of a masochist, but I didn't come here today to play!
**[13:24] Hasegawa**
I'm just looking for a place to live! I can't live in this kind of place!
**[13:28] Hasegawa**
Why are you getting shy? I'm not your master!
**[13:32] ---**
No one's trying to turn you on!
**[13:39] Gintoki**
Well, do you have anything a bit better?
**[13:43] Fudo**
All right. In fact, I've got the perfect place for an Onion Knight like you.
**[13:49] Hasegawa**
Are you sure this time?
**[13:53] Gintoki**
Almost.
**[13:54] Hasegawa**
Aren't you going to point it out?
**[13:55] Gintoki**
Well, there's some truth in what you meant. I admit it.
**[13:59] Hasegawa**
Gin, please don't!
**[14:02] Gintoki**
I know Hasegawa isn't really an Onion Knight, but a Dark Knight.
**[14:05] ---**
His job is more like a cockroach knight.
**[14:08] Hasegawa**
I said I didn't have a job.
**[14:09] Gintoki**
And we'll stop being choosy, so please show us a normal and cheap property.
**[14:14] Fudo**
All right. Then let me show you a good one. How about that one?
**[14:19] Gintoki**
What?
**[14:20] Gintoki**
Are you listening to us?!
**[14:23] Fudo**
This is one of the best apartments among my high-end properties.
**[14:29] Gintoki**
I said, "Are you listening to me?"
**[14:31] Fudo**
This one is always popular and occupied.
**[14:34] Fudo**
But it just now became available. You're really lucky!
**[14:38] Fudo**
And the monthly fee is only three million yen. This is a really rare opportunity.
**[14:43] Gintoki**
I don't need it, but give me a chance to throw some poop on your face instead.
**[14:47] Fudo**
All right. How about 30,000 yen with a discount instead?
**[14:50] Hasegawa**
Wh-What?
**[14:51] Fudo**
They both have "3", so 30,000 yen is a deal.
**[14:54] Hasegawa**
What kind of random reason do you have for that kind of discount? It's a 99% discount!
**[14:56] Hasegawa**
What? Are you angry? Or maybe you've snapped? Or you're desperate?
**[15:00] Fudo**
Actually, the last tenant suddenly left because of his job.
**[15:06] Fudo**
So, the household effects are still there. And the place wasn't cleaned up.
**[15:09] Fudo**
If you'll dispose or take care of those things, I'll give you the discounted price of 30,000 yen for rent.
**[15:14] Hasegawa**
Really? Are you sure? That's all I have to do to live here?
**[15:17] Hasegawa**
No problem! We'll take care of it!
**[15:18] Hasegawa**
We'll use all the household effects. It's a great benefit to us!
**[15:21] Hasegawa**
I'm sure Hatsu will be happy.
**[15:23] Fudo**
That's good.
***SIGN*** [NOBORU]
**[15:41] Fudo**
Well, it's a little bit dirty, as I said. Good luck.
**[15:48] Hasegawa**
For what?!
**[15:50] Hasegawa**
Whoa! This...is...
**[15:51] ---**
O-Obviously...this was the scene of a murder!
**[15:55] Hasegawa**
By "disposal," does he mean dispose of everything at the murder site?!
**[15:58] Hasegawa**
And "take care"? Does he mean getting involved in a murder?
**[16:01] Gintoki**
Oh, this is a great view. I bet the view at night is wonderful.
**[16:06] Hasegawa**
Why are you so blasé? Look at the mess we're in!
**[16:09] Gintoki**
What are you so excited about? Can you tell me where the murder took place?
**[16:14] Hasegawa**
The blood is all over the place!
**[16:16] Hasegawa**
I wouldn't be surprised if that kid from Case Closed barged in right about now!
**[16:19] Gintoki**
Eh? Is this blood? I thought this was a custom-painted wall.
**[16:23] Hasegawa**
It can't be! It's so disgusting!
**[16:25] Fudo**
Hasegawa, please calm down.
**[16:27] Fudo**
You said this was a crime scene? Something like that happens only in a TV drama.
**[16:31] Fudo**
I think this place was probably used for gutting a tuna or something.
**[16:35] Hasegawa**
That sounds even less likely! Why did a tuna have to be gutted here?
**[16:39] Hasegawa**
Moreover, why did the tuna write a dying message?
**[16:41] Gintoki**
What? This is not a dying message.
**[16:44] Gintoki**
So somebody's practicing their calligraphy?
**[16:46] Gintoki**
It splattered around the room after it worked hard to write NOBORU.
**[16:50] Hasegawa**
That's pretty painstaking work!
**[16:52] Gintoki**
Anyway, don't worry about it.
**[16:54] Hasegawa**
About what?
**[16:55] Gintoki**
Even if they were murdered, it's no big deal.
**[16:57] Hasegawa**
Yes, it is! You sound like this is someone else's problem.
**[17:00] Hasegawa**
I can't live in a place where there was a murder.
**[17:03] Gintoki**
It doesn't matter what happened in the past. Now is more important.
**[17:07] Hasegawa**
True. There's blood everywhere now... that's what I'm really concerned about.
**[17:10] Gintoki**
Hasegawa, rooms and women are the same.
**[17:13] Gintoki**
Listen to me.
**[17:15] Gintoki**
Most pretty girls have already been "done" by some stupid guy at their middle school
**[17:18] Gintoki**
or high school before we ever meet them.
**[17:20] Hasegawa**
What are you talking about?!
**[17:22] Gintoki**
Let's say there's a girl who was unpolished and innocent when she entered school,
**[17:26] ---**
but after summer vacation, she's got dyed hair and ear piercings.
**[17:32] Hasegawa**
Again, what are you talking about?!
**[17:33] Gintoki**
I'm positive about it. During summer vacation, she met some loser.
**[17:38] Gintoki**
In summer, she had so much fun that she was taken advantage of.
**[17:39] Hasegawa**
Hey! I really don't understand what you're trying to tell me!
**[17:43] Gintoki**
But even so, would you ask her about it?
**[17:48] Gintoki**
You wouldn't, right?
**[17:50] Gintoki**
You would just keep it in your mind.
**[17:52] Gintoki**
You'd like to ask her, "What happened to you during summer?"
**[17:55] Gintoki**
No, you wouldn't. Because you know she'll hate you if you ask.
**[17:59] Gintoki**
It'd be a turn-off for her.
**[18:01] Gintoki**
That's right. When we meet women, we already know those kinds of things.
**[18:07] Gintoki**
And it's the same for rooms.
**[18:09] Gintoki**
In general, a good room has been "done" already!
**[18:13] Hasegawa**
What do you mean that the room has been "done?"
**[18:16] Gintoki**
And if you have to inquire about the history of every room you find,
**[18:18] Gintoki**
you shouldn't bother!
**[18:21] Fudo**
Good grief.
**[18:24] Fudo**
I've been working in the real estate business for over 50 years and I never...
**[18:29] Fudo**
I never thought that I would meet someone who really cared about a room.
**[18:33] Hasegawa**
Why are you crying? Did any part of that story make you cry?
**[18:38] Fudo**
He's exactly right. The nice rooms are all tainted.
**[18:42] Fudo**
Most likely a murder happened there.
**[18:44] Hasegawa**
You liar! I have never heard anything like that!
**[18:46] Fudo**
I think it's something like the magic of the room.
**[18:49] Fudo**
The room is not just for a space to live in, but also a place to catch a person's soul.
**[18:54] Fudo**
As a matter of fact, this is a problem room.
**[18:58] Fudo**
Seven people have already died in here.
**[19:02] Hasegawa**
What?!
**[19:03] Fudo**
I don't know what the cause was,
**[19:06] Fudo**
but the people who lived here started attacking each other all of a sudden,
**[19:08] Fudo**
and died soon after.
**[19:10] Hasegawa**
Hey, you! Why did you show me such a bad place?!
**[19:13] Hasegawa**
In fact, you were even trying to charge me rent!
**[19:15] Fudo**
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it.
**[19:17] Fudo**
I just felt sorry for this room. Everybody thinks it's cursed.
**[19:23] Fudo**
The room works out well when occupied.
**[19:26] Fudo**
Even if it's a great room, it's just like a hole unless someone lives there.
**[19:30] Fudo**
I know some people call me a Messiah because I save all kinds of people.
**[19:36] Fudo**
But I don't deserve it.
**[19:40] Fudo**
I just wanted to turn all these dumps into real rooms.
**[19:48] Fudo**
I'm so glad that you'll become a real room soon.
**[19:53] Fudo**
Here it is.
**[19:55] Fudo**
I want to give this to you. You can use this room however you want.
**[20:01] Fudo**
It's totally up to you how you use this room.
**[20:05] Fudo**
I hope you'll...
**[20:11] Gintoki**
I don't think I deserve this offer.
**[20:13] Gintoki**
I think this room will be happy when a person who needs a place lives here.
**[20:20] Hasegawa**
Well, I think a man who takes good care of the room should live here.
**[20:25] Hasegawa**
It'll make the room happy.
**[20:28] Fudo**
I want you to take this.
**[20:31] Gintoki**
I already heard that.
**[20:35] Hasegawa**
It's not nice to hand it to me and say, "I already heard that"?
**[20:39] Fudo**
Sir...
**[20:40] Gintoki**
This is the third time.
**[20:41] Hasegawa**
No!
**[20:47] Fudo**
Enough! I told you I wanted to give it to you. Just take it already!
**[20:51] Gintoki**
Who wants such a creepy room?!
**[20:53] Gintoki**
You can't get rid of it by giving it to someone who's a nuisance! It's not fair!
**[20:55] Hasegawa**
But you're talking about something totally different.
**[20:57] Hasegawa**
Just take it. You said, "It doesn't matter what happened in the past." Didn't you?!
**[20:59] Gintoki**
Right from the start, it was your fault because you don't have a job!
**[21:02] Gintoki**
So, accept the responsibility and just die here!
**[21:05] Fudo**
Take it!
**[21:06] Gintoki**
No!
**[21:08] Hasegawa**
I don't want it, either!
**[21:09] ---**
Just take it
**[21:22] Voice**
Ki...Kill...
**[21:27] Voice**
Kill...Kill...
**[21:31] Voice**
Kill...Kill...
***SIGN*** [A couple of days later]
**[21:49] Hatsu**
Oh, my! This is a really great apartment.
**[21:52] Hatsu**
I wonder how he got the money to afford this kind of place?
**[21:58] Hatsu**
He didn't do anything fancy, like sending an invitation without a return address...
**[22:05] Hatsu**
Um, oh, here it is.
**[22:09] Hatsu**
Hello! I came to clean up.
**[22:15] Voice**
Ki...Kill...
**[22:18] Voice**
Kill...Kill...
***SIGN*** [NOBORU]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** People say that your heart grows fonder when you don't see your sweetheart for a long time.
***SIGN*** I just noticed that he left me for three months.
***SIGN*** Although the show is in its third year, I've only been in three episodes.
***SIGN*** I'm in the preview right now, or is it only my imagination?
**[24:16] Gintoki**
Tune in next time for
**[24:16] Gintoki**
"99 Percent of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love"
***SIGN*** [And also: "People Who Don't Believe In Santa Are The Very Ones Who Want To Believe, You Contentious Bastard"]
***SIGN*** [Next week we'll give you two episodes and act like nothing happened this week.]