# E131 - Fights Often Ensue During Trips
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZXQD5ZR/fights-often-ensue-during-trips)
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**[00:01] Otose**
Yes, I know.
**[00:04] Otose**
They should be arriving shortly. Yes, we're all busy.
***SIGN*** [A request from me, Otose.]
***SIGN*** [Please turn on the lights and keep your distance from the television when watching the show.]
**[00:10] Otose**
Don't worry. The one thing I can guarantee is that they're a lively bunch.
**[00:15] ---**
But how are things on your side?
**[00:18] Okami**
Oh, the usual. Everything's the same as before on this side.
**[00:24] Okami**
Really, nothing's changed at all...
**[00:29] Okami**
since the old days.
**[00:38] Past Okami**
All right, let's work hard again today!
**[00:42] Husband (Tagosaku)**
Heh, you're awfully energetic.
**[00:43] Past Okami**
Well, of course.
**[00:45] Past Okami**
We have to do our best every day so that our customers are satisfied.
**[00:50] Husband (Tagosaku)**
Well, don't overdo it. If anything should happen to you, this inn will...
**[00:54] Past Okami**
It will all be okay.
**[00:57] Past Okami**
Because you promised me, right?
**[01:02] Husband (Tagosaku)**
Yeah, that's right.
**[01:05] Past Okami**
Now let's go, Rei.
**[01:07] Rei**
Okay!
**[01:11] Husband (Tagosaku)**
It's a promise.
**[01:13] Husband (Tagosaku)**
I'll protect this inn...and you.
**[03:10] Shinpachi**
We're pretty deep in the mountains.
**[03:13] Gintoki**
According to the old lady, it's a hidden hot spring known only to a few.
**[03:17] Otae**
The hot springs are all booked up during this time of year.
**[03:20] ---**
It's like a dream to be able to spend our winter break resting and
**[03:23] ---**
relaxing in the baths at a place like this.
**[03:24] Shinpachi**
Otose knows the Okami, so she was able to get us rooms.
**[03:30] Otose**
Go spend some time relaxing in the baths for a change.
**[03:34] Shinpachi**
I gotta say, Mrs. Otose can be nice sometimes.
**[03:37] Gintoki**
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[03:40] Gintoki**
When that old hag does something like this, there's usually a catch.
**[03:45] Shinpachi**
When you can't accept someone's goodwill with an open heart, it's over for you.
***SIGN*** ["Fights Often Ensue During Trips"]
**[04:08] Otae**
I wonder if we took the wrong road.
**[04:11] Otae**
There's just this dilapidated old building.
**[04:12] Kagura**
Shinpachi, can't you even read a map?
**[04:15] Shinpachi**
That's strange. It's supposed to be right here.
**[04:18] Shinpachi**
Let's see... It's called Senbokyo, right?
**[04:22] Shinpachi**
Huh? This sign?
***SIGN*** [Welcome to the Senbokyo Hot Springs]
**[04:25] Shinpachi**
Doesn't it say Senbokyo?
**[04:27] Shinpachi**
The paint seems to have run and it looks all eerie, but...
**[04:31] ---**
I think...this is the place.
**[04:33] ---**
This is a picture of an old man taking a soak.
**[04:36] Gintoki**
Are you kidding?! We're supposed to stay in this rundown inn?
**[04:39] ---**
I mean, is this place really open? I don't see any signs of people.
**[04:44] Otae**
We'll go look for someone. Let's go, Kagura.
**[04:47] Gintoki**
Hey hey, give me a break! This is definitely a haunted house.
**[04:52] Gintoki**
It's really creepy. Why are there so many crows flying around?
**[04:56] Shinpachi**
I don't have spiritual powers or anything, but it feels sorta, you know.
**[05:01] Gintoki**
What do you mean, "you know"?
**[05:03] Shinpachi**
Never mind.
**[05:04] Gintoki**
Cut it out, will you? I mean really.
**[05:08] Gintoki**
Hey, there's someone. An employee?
**[05:11] Gintoki**
Excuse me! Mrs. Terada from Edo referred us here.
**[05:15] Gintoki**
Excuse me!
**[05:18] Gintoki**
Maybe she can't hear.
**[05:20] Gintoki**
That hurts!
**[05:22] Shinpachi**
G-Gin ... That person...
**[05:25] Shinpachi**
She's walking on the snow, yet...
**[05:28] Shinpachi**
there are...no footprints.
**[05:39] Gintoki**
Wh-Wh-What's going on?!
**[05:42] Gintoki**
Was that a ghost? Huh? A ghost?!
**[05:45] ---**
No way! Not in broad daylight!
**[05:49] ---**
No way! Absolutely not! No way, I won't allow it! I absolutely won't allow it!
**[05:53] Shinpachi**
Please calm down, Gin!
**[05:55] Shinpachi**
Pr-Probably when you're this deep in the mountains,
**[05:58] Shinpachi**
there's so much snow that it freezes over and you don't leave footprints.
**[06:02] Gintoki**
Oh, you're right. That must be it.
**[06:05] ---**
No way! No way, absolutely not!
**[06:06] ---**
I won't allow it! I absolutely won't allow it!
**[06:08] Shinpachi**
But she acted a bit strange, didn't she?
**[06:10] Shinpachi**
She didn't hear your voice and...
**[06:12] ---**
Didn't she sorta look semi-transparent?
**[06:14] Gintoki**
Hey, cut it out, will you?! I said there's no way!
**[06:18] ---**
What's wrong with being semi-transparent?
**[06:19] ---**
Even grocery bags these days are semi-transparent!
**[06:22] ---**
So there must be people who are semi-transparent, too!
**[06:24] Gintoki**
What? Are you scared? Don't tell me you're scared?!
**[06:28] ---**
Well, it's okay. If you insist, we can go home. Wanna go home?
**[06:32] Shinpachi**
You're the one who wants to go home!
**[06:35] Shinpachi**
Besides, even if we wanted to go home,
**[06:36] Shinpachi**
there's only one bus that passes through this place each day.
**[06:40] Shinpachi**
We have no choice but to spend the night.
**[06:44] Gintoki**
Let's stop this already.
**[06:45] ---**
We're here at a hot springs inn. And look at us.
**[06:48] ---**
We're over-imagining things. Let's try to brighten up and enjoy this.
**[06:52] Shinpachi**
You're right. It's our imagination.
**[06:55] Shinpachi**
Sorry, if I said things to scare you, Gin.
**[06:58] Gintoki**
I don't know why you're apologizing.
**[07:00] ---**
Scared? What's that? Tell me how that feels!
**[07:04] Kagura**
Gin! We found the Okami!
**[07:06] Shinpachi**
Oh, that's good. See, Gin, they're open for business.
**[07:10] Shinpachi**
There's nothing wrong with this place.
**[07:12] Okami**
I'm so sorry.
**[07:14] Okami**
You arrived already? Thank you for coming so far.
**[07:23] Okami**
Welcome. I am the Okami, Oiwa.
**[07:32] Gintoki (M)**
Huh? Which is the Okami? Huh, which one?
**[07:37] Okami**
I'm sorry I was late to welcome you.
**[07:40] ---**
I run this place all alone, so...
**[07:44] Shinpachi**
Umm...no, there is someone else.
**[07:46] Shinpachi (M)**
There's definitely someone behind you.
**[07:48] Shinpachi (M)**
Someone who's semi-transparent!
**[07:50] Gintoki (M)**
Hey! What is that?!
**[07:52] ---**
She's carrying something on her back! Is it a baby?
**[07:54] ---**
It's a baby, right?! Please say it is!
**[07:56] Shinpachi (M)**
That's what I'd like to think!
**[07:57] Shinpachi (M)**
But it's semi-transparent! It's really semi-transparent!
**[08:00] Gintoki (M)**
So, what's wrong with being semi-transparent?!
**[08:01] ---**
In this day and age, even politicians are semi-transparent!
**[08:04] ---**
They're all involved in shady deals and graft!
**[08:06] ---**
So there's bound to be a semi-transparent baby!
**[08:07] Shinpachi (M)**
But it's strange. Sister and Kagura aren't reacting at all!
**[08:09] Kagura**
*The place isn't so bad. This is my first time at a Hot Springs.*
**[08:12] ---**
Anyone would react upon seeing a baby like that!
**[08:13] Otae**
*Oh, really?*
**[08:15] Kagura**
*I'm going to get my skin all smooth!*
**[08:17] Shinpachi (M)**
They don't see it. We're the only ones!
**[08:23] Shinpachi (M)**
I didn't believe in spirits...
**[08:26] Shinpachi (M)**
But that is a ghost! The Okami is totally possessed by a spirit!
**[08:30] Shinpachi (M)**
No, it's not only the Okami. What I saw earlier...
**[08:35] Shinpachi (M)**
Isn't this hot spring inn like super dangerous?!
**[08:40] Gintoki**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[08:42] ---**
A ghost inn?! Impossible.
**[08:44] Gintoki**
No way. Absolutely not.
**[08:46] Gintoki**
I will not acknowledge that! I absolutely refuse to believe that!
**[08:48] Shinpachi**
Then how do you explain that thing on the Okami?
**[08:52] Gintoki**
Well... I thought it couldn't be...
**[08:55] ---**
but I think my hunch is right.
**[08:58] ---**
That Okami...
***SIGN*** [We named it "Stand" from it being Stand by me!]
**[09:01] Gintoki**
is a Stand User.
***SIGN*** [No way!]
**[09:04] Shinpachi**
How can there be a Stand like that, you idiot?!
**[09:06] Gintoki**
No matter how you look at it, that's a Stand.
**[09:08] ---**
I mean, basically, we're Stand Users too.
**[09:10] ---**
That's why we were able to see the Okami's Stand.
**[09:13] Shinpachi**
Hold on! Since when did we become Stand users?!
**[09:17] Gintoki**
I usually hide it. But you always show your Stand.
**[09:20] Gintoki**
That thing hanging on your ear!
**[09:21] Shinpachi**
That's just a spectacles user!
**[09:23] ---**
"That thing hanging on your ear"?!
**[09:25] ---**
You know full well what it is. They're spectacles!
**[09:27] Gintoki**
Oh, you call that Stand "Spectacles"?
**[09:30] Shinpachi**
He's pissing me off. This guy is so pissing me off.
**[09:33] ---**
Are you that determined to disavow the existence of a spirit? You're pitiful!
**[09:36] Shinpachi**
I mean, take a look at that!
**[09:40] Shinpachi**
Huh? The spirit is gone.
**[09:42] Gintoki**
It wasn't a spirit. That was a Stand!
**[09:44] Shinpachi**
Huh, where'd it go?
**[09:47] Gintoki**
Hey, maybe it was an illusion?
**[09:50] Shinpachi**
Are you saying that we were so scared that we saw something that really wasn't there?
**[09:56] Shinpachi**
Well, let's leave it at that.
**[09:58] ---**
I don't have the guts to acknowledge such a presence, and then spend the night here.
**[10:01] Gintoki**
You're right. It was just an illusion.
**[10:04] ---**
It was a demon that our weak minds conjured up.
**[10:08] Gintoki**
We'd better shape up. We're samurai. How shameful!
**[10:11] Shinpachi**
Yes. We can't get lackadaisical just because we've come to a hot springs inn.
**[10:15] ---**
Samurai must always be upright and alert!
**[10:18] Okami**
The rooms are quite small.
**[10:22] Okami**
It's tough for four people, so I prepared two rooms.
**[10:25] ---**
Which do you prefer? Japanese-style or western-style rooms?
**[10:28] Kagura**
You have western-style rooms?
**[10:30] Otae**
Sleeping on a bed would be nice for a change.
**[10:33] Gintoki**
Japanese style!
**[10:34] Shinpachi**
We're samurai, after all!
**[10:35] Okami**
Yes, fine.
**[10:36] ---**
You samurai will be...
**[10:39] Okami**
...in this room.
**[10:43] Gintoki (M)**
The room is sealed!
**[10:45] ---**
Those are clear signs that some giant beast has been sealed inside!
**[10:48] Gintoki (M)**
What's going on?! Just what happened inside this room?!
**[10:50] Shinpachi (M)**
This is bad. There is something definitely strange about this inn!
**[10:53] Okami**
The young ladies are over this way.
**[10:56] Shinpachi**
Err, excuse me! Can we change to western-style?
**[11:01] Okami**
Huh?! But you're samurai.
**[11:02] Gintoki**
Well, actually fake samurai... as in, sham-urai.
**[11:07] Okami**
But the ladies took that room.
**[11:10] ---**
Why? Is there something you didn't like?
**[11:13] Shinpachi**
Well, rather than didn't like...
**[11:14] ---**
The sliding doors...
**[11:16] Okami**
Oh, you didn't like the design of this door?
**[11:19] Shinpachi**
Design? This is the design?!
**[11:22] Okami**
Well, there was a time when I was really into rock.
**[11:27] Shinpachi**
Rock?! This is punk rock?
**[11:29] Okami**
My name, Oiwa, means rock, you know?
**[11:33] Okami**
And these things were all the rage back then. Even I was young at one time.
**[11:38] Gintoki**
It's not "rock." It's something different. More like "lock."
***SIGN*** [The seals have writing like "forbidden," "taboo," "dangerous," etc.]
**[11:43] Okami**
Oh! Could it be these seals are bothering you?
**[11:46] Shinpachi**
Huh? Umm, yes.
**[11:49] Okami**
Oh, come on!
**[11:51] ---**
Is that it? Oh no. These are different.
**[11:56] Okami**
Well, these are... I hate to admit this to you as the Okami...
**[12:01] ---**
But a guest with a child stayed here before.
**[12:05] ---**
And the child misbehaved and put holes in the sliding doors.
**[12:11] Gintoki**
Oh! Is that it? So these are to hide the holes?
**[12:16] Okami**
Shh! This is a secret. You must not tell anyone!
**[12:20] Gintoki**
Is that all? You should have just told us sooner.
**[12:24] ---**
We imagined the worst, Okami!
**[12:26] Okami**
This is no laughing matter. It was really terrible with holes everywhere.
**[12:30] Okami**
I taught the boy a lesson after that, for one hour.
**[12:39] Okami**
Really, I shouldn't have been so harsh on him over a few holes in the sliding door.
**[12:46] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)**
Full turn left!
**[12:50] Kagura**
Hey! How dare you barge into a lady's room?!
**[12:54] Otae**
Wh-What's this commotion all about?
**[12:58] ---**
Did something happen?
**[13:00] Shinpachi**
Gin! All clear! I don't see it anywhere.
**[13:04] Gintoki**
Okay!
**[13:06] Gintoki**
Please! Change rooms with us!
**[13:09] Otae**
Huh?
**[13:10] Gintoki**
I have this sudden urge to stay in a western-style room!
**[13:13] ---**
We're not samurai or anything, merely pigs!
**[13:16] Gintoki**
Hey? This is western-style? Didn't you ask for a western-style room?
**[13:23] ---**
This is a Japanese-style room.
**[13:25] Otae**
Yes, we asked for one.
**[13:27] Otae**
But when we entered, we found this Japanese-style room.
**[13:30] ---**
I don't know what's western about it.
**[13:31] Kagura**
Now you know, so leave!
**[13:33] Kagura**
It's small in here and you're crowding us. There is no western-style room!
**[13:44] Shinpachi (M)**
W-Western-style room ...
**[13:46] Gintoki**
...as in that kind?!
**[13:47] Gintoki**
Why?! Why's there a foreigner Stand over there?! I don't understand!
**[13:52] Shinpachi**
What's with this inn?! This place is full of Stands!
**[13:57] Otae**
What are you shouting about? Stand?
**[14:01] Shinpachi**
Oh, sorry. It's just something between us.
**[14:04] Gintoki**
You're better off not knowing about some things in the world.
**[14:07] Kagura**
There seems to be something up.
**[14:10] Otae**
Don't try to hide it. Tell me. We'll hear you out.
**[14:15] Otae**
Nothing you say will shock me.
**[14:22] Gintoki/Shinpachi**
Oh, well...
**[14:25] Okami**
Refreshment time!
**[14:28] Okami**
Here you go. I brought you an afternoon snack.
**[14:32] Otae**
Oh, thank you very much! But don't trouble yourself.
**[14:36] Okami**
Oh no, I want you to stay and relax. Think of this as your own home.
**[14:41] Okami**
Oh, I prepared the bath, so go and soak anytime.
**[14:45] Otae**
Yes, thank you.
**[14:50] Okami**
If you say anything, I'll kill you.
**[15:23] Shinpachi (M)**
Th-The Okami!
**[15:25] Gintoki (M)**
Wh-What's the meaning of this?!
**[15:28] Gintoki (M)**
Who is that old hag?!
**[15:29] Shinpachi (M)**
She knows! That Okami knows all about this!
**[15:33] Gintoki (M)**
Not only that! She was feeding the Stand those peanuts!
**[15:37] ---**
Man, we've come to a crazy place!
**[15:42] Gintoki (M)**
This hot springs inn...
**[15:44] Gintoki (M)**
is swarming with those evil spirits nurtured by that old hag.
**[15:47] Gintoki (M)**
It's a hot spring inn of death!
**[15:55] ---**
No way!
**[15:55] Kagura**
Gin! Shinpachi!
**[15:57] Gintoki**
We're leaving! We must get off this mountain immediately!
**[16:01] ---**
If we stick around here, we'll end up as fodder for the ghosts for sure!
**[16:05] Gintoki**
Never mind waiting for the bus! We'll make a run for it now!
**[16:07] Shinpachi**
Right!
**[16:13] Voice**
Hey! Is there anyone on that side?
**[16:16] Voice**
Looks like there's been a landslide and the road is blocked.
**[16:20] ---**
You won't be able to come down the mountain for a while.
**[16:23] Voice**
Well, there should be a hot springs inn over there,
**[16:26] Voice**
so ask them to put you up there.
**[16:29] ---**
There are rumors that it's haunted, though.
**[16:34] ---**
Huh? Why aren't you laughing, too?
**[16:38] ---**
I'm just joking!
**[17:02] Otae**
Isn't it such a nice bath?
**[17:04] Otae**
This inn looked so old, I was worried at first.
**[17:07] ---**
But it's quite nice. Its age is beginning to appeal to me.
**[17:12] Kagura**
I like the fact that there's no other guests.
**[17:15] Kagura**
It's like we have the whole place to ourselves.
**[17:16] ---**
We can do whatever we like. I can pee in the water and no one will scold me.
**[17:20] Otae**
I will scold you.
**[17:22] Otae**
And it seems we're not the only guests.
**[17:31] Kagura**
Kondo, you're here too?!
**[17:33] Otae**
No, you're wrong, Kagura.
**[17:35] ---**
The monkeys came from the mountain to soak in the baths.
**[17:39] ---**
Maybe they're females who want nice, smooth skin?
**[17:42] Kagura**
They're hairy, sneaky ones.
**[17:45] ---**
Only their butts are smooth.
**[17:47] Otae**
Well, it's still a nice hot spring.
**[17:50] ---**
Gin, how are you doing on your side?
**[17:56] Otae**
Huh? I wonder if something happened?
**[17:58] Kagura**
Gin! Shinpachi! Did you guys get dizzy from a long bath?!
**[18:02] Gintoki**
There...are so...many.
**[18:06] Otae**
Oh, you mean there are monkeys on your side too?
**[18:09] Gintoki**
No. They're really strange.
**[18:13] Kagura**
What's the matter?! Are you surrounded by guys with tattoos?!
**[18:18] Otae**
Kagura! What if you're right?
**[18:20] Kagura**
Sorry, all you tattooed people!
**[18:23] Kagura**
I didn't mean to insult you.
**[18:25] ---**
But if you're upset, please feel free to throw those two into a pool of cement.
**[18:34] Shinpachi**
Tattooed people would have been so much better.
**[18:37] ---**
I'd be so happy, I'd jump into the cement or into the deep sea voluntarily!
**[18:41] Gintoki**
Faint! Knock myself out!
**[18:43] Shinpachi**
Gin!
**[18:45] Gintoki**
Damn it! Why won't I faint?! Stupid!
**[18:48] Gintoki**
Die!
**[18:48] Shinpachi**
Calm down, Gin!
**[18:50] ---**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[18:52] Gintoki**
No way! I so won't get a hold of myself!
**[18:54] ---**
I'll hang it loosely upside down!
**[18:55] ---**
I'll wear my pants hanging at the hip.
**[18:57] Gintoki**
What's with this hot spring?! What's with those things in the bath?!
**[19:01] Shinpachi**
I've heard that spirits gather where there's water, but this is...
**[19:04] Gintoki**
They're not spirits, they're Stands!
**[19:06] ---**
Don't call them spirits!
**[19:09] Gintoki**
Huh? Hey, wait a minute.
**[19:12] Gintoki**
On closer inspection, could it be the steam?
**[19:15] Shinpachi**
No, you're wrong.
**[19:16] Gintoki**
No, it's the steam.
**[19:18] Gintoki**
It's just swirling around and looks like people, semi-transparent people.
**[19:21] Gintoki**
Shinpachi, breathe it in. You'll get morning sickness.
**[19:24] Shinpachi**
Why're we talking about a pregnant woman now?!
**[19:26] Gintoki**
I said...
**[19:26] Gintoki**
...breathe!
**[19:35] Shinpachi**
What're you doing?!
**[19:36] Gintoki**
See? There's nothing. It was the steam.
**[19:39] ---**
It was the steam!
**[19:41] Shinpachi**
Oh, you're right.
***SIGN*** [Cursed]
**[19:44] ---**
It was nothing.
**[19:48] Gintoki**
Let me just apologize. Sorry.
**[19:51] Shinpachi**
Huh? Why? Is something wrong?
**[19:53] Gintoki**
Oh, nothing. You just look like you're 100,016 years old.
**[19:57] Shinpachi**
Hey Gin, they're all gone. I guess it was the steam, after all.
**[20:01] Gintoki**
No, it wasn't the steam. I can verify that.
**[20:04] Shinpachi**
I think we should get out, though.
**[20:06] ---**
The heat is getting to me...myself.
**[20:08] Gintoki**
Did you just say you yourself?
**[20:11] Shinpachi**
I myself feel a bit heavy.
**[20:14] Gintoki**
Even that looks 100,016 years old!
**[20:16] ---**
That itself is changed!
**[20:19] Gintoki**
What'll I do?! Otae will kill me!
**[20:21] Shinpachi**
Huh? What're you saying?
**[20:23] Gintoki**
I'd better apologize once more.
**[20:26] ---**
I'm sorry, Shinpachi!
**[20:28] Otae**
Oh, that was a nice soak.
**[20:30] Shinpachi**
Oh! Sister, Kagura!
**[20:33] Kagura**
Look! Our skin is silky smooth!
***SIGN*** [Cursed]
**[20:38] Gintoki**
Who the hell are you?!
**[20:39] Gintoki**
Who the hell are you?! Which one's which, and who's who?!
**[20:42] Kagura**
What are you saying? It's me!
**[20:44] Otae**
And I myself.
**[20:45] Shinpachi**
And I myself!
**[20:46] Gintoki**
You're all like that!
**[20:48] Kagura**
Why don't we go to our room and play UNO?
**[20:51] Shinpachi**
That sounds good. Let's play!
**[20:54] Otae**
I wonder if you can beat me!
**[20:58] Gintoki (M)**
What's going on?! They're all possessed!
**[21:01] Gintoki**
Hey! Wait! Don't leave me here alone! Hey!
**[21:16] Gintoki**
Okami!
**[21:19] Gintoki (M)**
Why you...old hag!
**[21:28] Gintoki**
Damn it!
**[21:30] Gintoki**
Where the hell did you go?!
**[21:31] Gintoki**
Come on out!
**[21:33] Gintoki**
Damn you! Just what do you intend to do with us?!
**[21:36] ---**
Just what is this inn anyway?!
**[21:37] ---**
Turn them back to normal!
**[21:54] Spirit C**
We can use him.
**[21:57] Spirit D**
Yes, he'll do fine.
**[22:36] Okami**
All right, congratulations!
**[22:39] Okami**
You've passed the job interview.
***SIGN*** [To be continued]
**[24:16] Closing Creditsvoice**
The next episode: "Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks"
***SIGN*** [For filming the lady's bath scene in today's episode, we got permission from the Okami to have the ladies bathe wearing towels.]
***SIGN*** [For you viewers, please abide by the rules when bathing.]