E131 - Fights Often Ensue During Trips
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[00:01] Otose
Yes, I know.
[00:04] Otose
They should be arriving shortly. Yes, we're all busy.
SIGN [A request from me, Otose.]
SIGN [Please turn on the lights and keep your distance from the television when watching the show.]
[00:10] Otose
Don't worry. The one thing I can guarantee is that they're a lively bunch.
[00:15] ---
But how are things on your side?
[00:18] Okami
Oh, the usual. Everything's the same as before on this side.
[00:24] Okami
Really, nothing's changed at all...
[00:29] Okami
since the old days.
[00:38] Past Okami
All right, let's work hard again today!
[00:42] Husband (Tagosaku)
Heh, you're awfully energetic.
[00:43] Past Okami
Well, of course.
[00:45] Past Okami
We have to do our best every day so that our customers are satisfied.
[00:50] Husband (Tagosaku)
Well, don't overdo it. If anything should happen to you, this inn will...
[00:54] Past Okami
It will all be okay.
[00:57] Past Okami
Because you promised me, right?
[01:02] Husband (Tagosaku)
Yeah, that's right.
[01:05] Past Okami
Now let's go, Rei.
[01:07] Rei
Okay!
[01:11] Husband (Tagosaku)
It's a promise.
[01:13] Husband (Tagosaku)
I'll protect this inn...and you.
[03:10] Shinpachi
We're pretty deep in the mountains.
[03:13] Gintoki
According to the old lady, it's a hidden hot spring known only to a few.
[03:17] Otae
The hot springs are all booked up during this time of year.
[03:20] ---
It's like a dream to be able to spend our winter break resting and
[03:23] ---
relaxing in the baths at a place like this.
[03:24] Shinpachi
Otose knows the Okami, so she was able to get us rooms.
[03:30] Otose
Go spend some time relaxing in the baths for a change.
[03:34] Shinpachi
I gotta say, Mrs. Otose can be nice sometimes.
[03:37] Gintoki
I have a bad feeling about this.
[03:40] Gintoki
When that old hag does something like this, there's usually a catch.
[03:45] Shinpachi
When you can't accept someone's goodwill with an open heart, it's over for you.
SIGN ["Fights Often Ensue During Trips"]
[04:08] Otae
I wonder if we took the wrong road.
[04:11] Otae
There's just this dilapidated old building.
[04:12] Kagura
Shinpachi, can't you even read a map?
[04:15] Shinpachi
That's strange. It's supposed to be right here.
[04:18] Shinpachi
Let's see... It's called Senbokyo, right?
[04:22] Shinpachi
Huh? This sign?
SIGN [Welcome to the Senbokyo Hot Springs]
[04:25] Shinpachi
Doesn't it say Senbokyo?
[04:27] Shinpachi
The paint seems to have run and it looks all eerie, but...
[04:31] ---
I think...this is the place.
[04:33] ---
This is a picture of an old man taking a soak.
[04:36] Gintoki
Are you kidding?! We're supposed to stay in this rundown inn?
[04:39] ---
I mean, is this place really open? I don't see any signs of people.
[04:44] Otae
We'll go look for someone. Let's go, Kagura.
[04:47] Gintoki
Hey hey, give me a break! This is definitely a haunted house.
[04:52] Gintoki
It's really creepy. Why are there so many crows flying around?
[04:56] Shinpachi
I don't have spiritual powers or anything, but it feels sorta, you know.
[05:01] Gintoki
What do you mean, "you know"?
[05:03] Shinpachi
Never mind.
[05:04] Gintoki
Cut it out, will you? I mean really.
[05:08] Gintoki
Hey, there's someone. An employee?
[05:11] Gintoki
Excuse me! Mrs. Terada from Edo referred us here.
[05:15] Gintoki
Excuse me!
[05:18] Gintoki
Maybe she can't hear.
[05:20] Gintoki
That hurts!
[05:22] Shinpachi
G-Gin ... That person...
[05:25] Shinpachi
She's walking on the snow, yet...
[05:28] Shinpachi
there are...no footprints.
[05:39] Gintoki
Wh-Wh-What's going on?!
[05:42] Gintoki
Was that a ghost? Huh? A ghost?!
[05:45] ---
No way! Not in broad daylight!
[05:49] ---
No way! Absolutely not! No way, I won't allow it! I absolutely won't allow it!
[05:53] Shinpachi
Please calm down, Gin!
[05:55] Shinpachi
Pr-Probably when you're this deep in the mountains,
[05:58] Shinpachi
there's so much snow that it freezes over and you don't leave footprints.
[06:02] Gintoki
Oh, you're right. That must be it.
[06:05] ---
No way! No way, absolutely not!
[06:06] ---
I won't allow it! I absolutely won't allow it!
[06:08] Shinpachi
But she acted a bit strange, didn't she?
[06:10] Shinpachi
She didn't hear your voice and...
[06:12] ---
Didn't she sorta look semi-transparent?
[06:14] Gintoki
Hey, cut it out, will you?! I said there's no way!
[06:18] ---
What's wrong with being semi-transparent?
[06:19] ---
Even grocery bags these days are semi-transparent!
[06:22] ---
So there must be people who are semi-transparent, too!
[06:24] Gintoki
What? Are you scared? Don't tell me you're scared?!
[06:28] ---
Well, it's okay. If you insist, we can go home. Wanna go home?
[06:32] Shinpachi
You're the one who wants to go home!
[06:35] Shinpachi
Besides, even if we wanted to go home,
[06:36] Shinpachi
there's only one bus that passes through this place each day.
[06:40] Shinpachi
We have no choice but to spend the night.
[06:44] Gintoki
Let's stop this already.
[06:45] ---
We're here at a hot springs inn. And look at us.
[06:48] ---
We're over-imagining things. Let's try to brighten up and enjoy this.
[06:52] Shinpachi
You're right. It's our imagination.
[06:55] Shinpachi
Sorry, if I said things to scare you, Gin.
[06:58] Gintoki
I don't know why you're apologizing.
[07:00] ---
Scared? What's that? Tell me how that feels!
[07:04] Kagura
Gin! We found the Okami!
[07:06] Shinpachi
Oh, that's good. See, Gin, they're open for business.
[07:10] Shinpachi
There's nothing wrong with this place.
[07:12] Okami
I'm so sorry.
[07:14] Okami
You arrived already? Thank you for coming so far.
[07:23] Okami
Welcome. I am the Okami, Oiwa.
[07:32] Gintoki (M)
Huh? Which is the Okami? Huh, which one?
[07:37] Okami
I'm sorry I was late to welcome you.
[07:40] ---
I run this place all alone, so...
[07:44] Shinpachi
Umm...no, there is someone else.
[07:46] Shinpachi (M)
There's definitely someone behind you.
[07:48] Shinpachi (M)
Someone who's semi-transparent!
[07:50] Gintoki (M)
Hey! What is that?!
[07:52] ---
She's carrying something on her back! Is it a baby?
[07:54] ---
It's a baby, right?! Please say it is!
[07:56] Shinpachi (M)
That's what I'd like to think!
[07:57] Shinpachi (M)
But it's semi-transparent! It's really semi-transparent!
[08:00] Gintoki (M)
So, what's wrong with being semi-transparent?!
[08:01] ---
In this day and age, even politicians are semi-transparent!
[08:04] ---
They're all involved in shady deals and graft!
[08:06] ---
So there's bound to be a semi-transparent baby!
[08:07] Shinpachi (M)
But it's strange. Sister and Kagura aren't reacting at all!
[08:09] Kagura
The place isn't so bad. This is my first time at a Hot Springs.
[08:12] ---
Anyone would react upon seeing a baby like that!
[08:13] Otae
Oh, really?
[08:15] Kagura
I'm going to get my skin all smooth!
[08:17] Shinpachi (M)
They don't see it. We're the only ones!
[08:23] Shinpachi (M)
I didn't believe in spirits...
[08:26] Shinpachi (M)
But that is a ghost! The Okami is totally possessed by a spirit!
[08:30] Shinpachi (M)
No, it's not only the Okami. What I saw earlier...
[08:35] Shinpachi (M)
Isn't this hot spring inn like super dangerous?!
[08:40] Gintoki
Don't be ridiculous!
[08:42] ---
A ghost inn?! Impossible.
[08:44] Gintoki
No way. Absolutely not.
[08:46] Gintoki
I will not acknowledge that! I absolutely refuse to believe that!
[08:48] Shinpachi
Then how do you explain that thing on the Okami?
[08:52] Gintoki
Well... I thought it couldn't be...
[08:55] ---
but I think my hunch is right.
[08:58] ---
That Okami...
SIGN [We named it "Stand" from it being Stand by me!]
[09:01] Gintoki
is a Stand User.
SIGN [No way!]
[09:04] Shinpachi
How can there be a Stand like that, you idiot?!
[09:06] Gintoki
No matter how you look at it, that's a Stand.
[09:08] ---
I mean, basically, we're Stand Users too.
[09:10] ---
That's why we were able to see the Okami's Stand.
[09:13] Shinpachi
Hold on! Since when did we become Stand users?!
[09:17] Gintoki
I usually hide it. But you always show your Stand.
[09:20] Gintoki
That thing hanging on your ear!
[09:21] Shinpachi
That's just a spectacles user!
[09:23] ---
"That thing hanging on your ear"?!
[09:25] ---
You know full well what it is. They're spectacles!
[09:27] Gintoki
Oh, you call that Stand "Spectacles"?
[09:30] Shinpachi
He's pissing me off. This guy is so pissing me off.
[09:33] ---
Are you that determined to disavow the existence of a spirit? You're pitiful!
[09:36] Shinpachi
I mean, take a look at that!
[09:40] Shinpachi
Huh? The spirit is gone.
[09:42] Gintoki
It wasn't a spirit. That was a Stand!
[09:44] Shinpachi
Huh, where'd it go?
[09:47] Gintoki
Hey, maybe it was an illusion?
[09:50] Shinpachi
Are you saying that we were so scared that we saw something that really wasn't there?
[09:56] Shinpachi
Well, let's leave it at that.
[09:58] ---
I don't have the guts to acknowledge such a presence, and then spend the night here.
[10:01] Gintoki
You're right. It was just an illusion.
[10:04] ---
It was a demon that our weak minds conjured up.
[10:08] Gintoki
We'd better shape up. We're samurai. How shameful!
[10:11] Shinpachi
Yes. We can't get lackadaisical just because we've come to a hot springs inn.
[10:15] ---
Samurai must always be upright and alert!
[10:18] Okami
The rooms are quite small.
[10:22] Okami
It's tough for four people, so I prepared two rooms.
[10:25] ---
Which do you prefer? Japanese-style or western-style rooms?
[10:28] Kagura
You have western-style rooms?
[10:30] Otae
Sleeping on a bed would be nice for a change.
[10:33] Gintoki
Japanese style!
[10:34] Shinpachi
We're samurai, after all!
[10:35] Okami
Yes, fine.
[10:36] ---
You samurai will be...
[10:39] Okami
...in this room.
[10:43] Gintoki (M)
The room is sealed!
[10:45] ---
Those are clear signs that some giant beast has been sealed inside!
[10:48] Gintoki (M)
What's going on?! Just what happened inside this room?!
[10:50] Shinpachi (M)
This is bad. There is something definitely strange about this inn!
[10:53] Okami
The young ladies are over this way.
[10:56] Shinpachi
Err, excuse me! Can we change to western-style?
[11:01] Okami
Huh?! But you're samurai.
[11:02] Gintoki
Well, actually fake samurai... as in, sham-urai.
[11:07] Okami
But the ladies took that room.
[11:10] ---
Why? Is there something you didn't like?
[11:13] Shinpachi
Well, rather than didn't like...
[11:14] ---
The sliding doors...
[11:16] Okami
Oh, you didn't like the design of this door?
[11:19] Shinpachi
Design? This is the design?!
[11:22] Okami
Well, there was a time when I was really into rock.
[11:27] Shinpachi
Rock?! This is punk rock?
[11:29] Okami
My name, Oiwa, means rock, you know?
[11:33] Okami
And these things were all the rage back then. Even I was young at one time.
[11:38] Gintoki
It's not "rock." It's something different. More like "lock."
SIGN [The seals have writing like "forbidden," "taboo," "dangerous," etc.]
[11:43] Okami
Oh! Could it be these seals are bothering you?
[11:46] Shinpachi
Huh? Umm, yes.
[11:49] Okami
Oh, come on!
[11:51] ---
Is that it? Oh no. These are different.
[11:56] Okami
Well, these are... I hate to admit this to you as the Okami...
[12:01] ---
But a guest with a child stayed here before.
[12:05] ---
And the child misbehaved and put holes in the sliding doors.
[12:11] Gintoki
Oh! Is that it? So these are to hide the holes?
[12:16] Okami
Shh! This is a secret. You must not tell anyone!
[12:20] Gintoki
Is that all? You should have just told us sooner.
[12:24] ---
We imagined the worst, Okami!
[12:26] Okami
This is no laughing matter. It was really terrible with holes everywhere.
[12:30] Okami
I taught the boy a lesson after that, for one hour.
[12:39] Okami
Really, I shouldn't have been so harsh on him over a few holes in the sliding door.
[12:46] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)
Full turn left!
[12:50] Kagura
Hey! How dare you barge into a lady's room?!
[12:54] Otae
Wh-What's this commotion all about?
[12:58] ---
Did something happen?
[13:00] Shinpachi
Gin! All clear! I don't see it anywhere.
[13:04] Gintoki
Okay!
[13:06] Gintoki
Please! Change rooms with us!
[13:09] Otae
Huh?
[13:10] Gintoki
I have this sudden urge to stay in a western-style room!
[13:13] ---
We're not samurai or anything, merely pigs!
[13:16] Gintoki
Hey? This is western-style? Didn't you ask for a western-style room?
[13:23] ---
This is a Japanese-style room.
[13:25] Otae
Yes, we asked for one.
[13:27] Otae
But when we entered, we found this Japanese-style room.
[13:30] ---
I don't know what's western about it.
[13:31] Kagura
Now you know, so leave!
[13:33] Kagura
It's small in here and you're crowding us. There is no western-style room!
[13:44] Shinpachi (M)
W-Western-style room ...
[13:46] Gintoki
...as in that kind?!
[13:47] Gintoki
Why?! Why's there a foreigner Stand over there?! I don't understand!
[13:52] Shinpachi
What's with this inn?! This place is full of Stands!
[13:57] Otae
What are you shouting about? Stand?
[14:01] Shinpachi
Oh, sorry. It's just something between us.
[14:04] Gintoki
You're better off not knowing about some things in the world.
[14:07] Kagura
There seems to be something up.
[14:10] Otae
Don't try to hide it. Tell me. We'll hear you out.
[14:15] Otae
Nothing you say will shock me.
[14:22] Gintoki/Shinpachi
Oh, well...
[14:25] Okami
Refreshment time!
[14:28] Okami
Here you go. I brought you an afternoon snack.
[14:32] Otae
Oh, thank you very much! But don't trouble yourself.
[14:36] Okami
Oh no, I want you to stay and relax. Think of this as your own home.
[14:41] Okami
Oh, I prepared the bath, so go and soak anytime.
[14:45] Otae
Yes, thank you.
[14:50] Okami
If you say anything, I'll kill you.
[15:23] Shinpachi (M)
Th-The Okami!
[15:25] Gintoki (M)
Wh-What's the meaning of this?!
[15:28] Gintoki (M)
Who is that old hag?!
[15:29] Shinpachi (M)
She knows! That Okami knows all about this!
[15:33] Gintoki (M)
Not only that! She was feeding the Stand those peanuts!
[15:37] ---
Man, we've come to a crazy place!
[15:42] Gintoki (M)
This hot springs inn...
[15:44] Gintoki (M)
is swarming with those evil spirits nurtured by that old hag.
[15:47] Gintoki (M)
It's a hot spring inn of death!
[15:55] ---
No way!
[15:55] Kagura
Gin! Shinpachi!
[15:57] Gintoki
We're leaving! We must get off this mountain immediately!
[16:01] ---
If we stick around here, we'll end up as fodder for the ghosts for sure!
[16:05] Gintoki
Never mind waiting for the bus! We'll make a run for it now!
[16:07] Shinpachi
Right!
[16:13] Voice
Hey! Is there anyone on that side?
[16:16] Voice
Looks like there's been a landslide and the road is blocked.
[16:20] ---
You won't be able to come down the mountain for a while.
[16:23] Voice
Well, there should be a hot springs inn over there,
[16:26] Voice
so ask them to put you up there.
[16:29] ---
There are rumors that it's haunted, though.
[16:34] ---
Huh? Why aren't you laughing, too?
[16:38] ---
I'm just joking!
[17:02] Otae
Isn't it such a nice bath?
[17:04] Otae
This inn looked so old, I was worried at first.
[17:07] ---
But it's quite nice. Its age is beginning to appeal to me.
[17:12] Kagura
I like the fact that there's no other guests.
[17:15] Kagura
It's like we have the whole place to ourselves.
[17:16] ---
We can do whatever we like. I can pee in the water and no one will scold me.
[17:20] Otae
I will scold you.
[17:22] Otae
And it seems we're not the only guests.
[17:31] Kagura
Kondo, you're here too?!
[17:33] Otae
No, you're wrong, Kagura.
[17:35] ---
The monkeys came from the mountain to soak in the baths.
[17:39] ---
Maybe they're females who want nice, smooth skin?
[17:42] Kagura
They're hairy, sneaky ones.
[17:45] ---
Only their butts are smooth.
[17:47] Otae
Well, it's still a nice hot spring.
[17:50] ---
Gin, how are you doing on your side?
[17:56] Otae
Huh? I wonder if something happened?
[17:58] Kagura
Gin! Shinpachi! Did you guys get dizzy from a long bath?!
[18:02] Gintoki
There...are so...many.
[18:06] Otae
Oh, you mean there are monkeys on your side too?
[18:09] Gintoki
No. They're really strange.
[18:13] Kagura
What's the matter?! Are you surrounded by guys with tattoos?!
[18:18] Otae
Kagura! What if you're right?
[18:20] Kagura
Sorry, all you tattooed people!
[18:23] Kagura
I didn't mean to insult you.
[18:25] ---
But if you're upset, please feel free to throw those two into a pool of cement.
[18:34] Shinpachi
Tattooed people would have been so much better.
[18:37] ---
I'd be so happy, I'd jump into the cement or into the deep sea voluntarily!
[18:41] Gintoki
Faint! Knock myself out!
[18:43] Shinpachi
Gin!
[18:45] Gintoki
Damn it! Why won't I faint?! Stupid!
[18:48] Gintoki
Die!
[18:48] Shinpachi
Calm down, Gin!
[18:50] ---
Get a hold of yourself!
[18:52] Gintoki
No way! I so won't get a hold of myself!
[18:54] ---
I'll hang it loosely upside down!
[18:55] ---
I'll wear my pants hanging at the hip.
[18:57] Gintoki
What's with this hot spring?! What's with those things in the bath?!
[19:01] Shinpachi
I've heard that spirits gather where there's water, but this is...
[19:04] Gintoki
They're not spirits, they're Stands!
[19:06] ---
Don't call them spirits!
[19:09] Gintoki
Huh? Hey, wait a minute.
[19:12] Gintoki
On closer inspection, could it be the steam?
[19:15] Shinpachi
No, you're wrong.
[19:16] Gintoki
No, it's the steam.
[19:18] Gintoki
It's just swirling around and looks like people, semi-transparent people.
[19:21] Gintoki
Shinpachi, breathe it in. You'll get morning sickness.
[19:24] Shinpachi
Why're we talking about a pregnant woman now?!
[19:26] Gintoki
I said...
[19:26] Gintoki
...breathe!
[19:35] Shinpachi
What're you doing?!
[19:36] Gintoki
See? There's nothing. It was the steam.
[19:39] ---
It was the steam!
[19:41] Shinpachi
Oh, you're right.
SIGN [Cursed]
[19:44] ---
It was nothing.
[19:48] Gintoki
Let me just apologize. Sorry.
[19:51] Shinpachi
Huh? Why? Is something wrong?
[19:53] Gintoki
Oh, nothing. You just look like you're 100,016 years old.
[19:57] Shinpachi
Hey Gin, they're all gone. I guess it was the steam, after all.
[20:01] Gintoki
No, it wasn't the steam. I can verify that.
[20:04] Shinpachi
I think we should get out, though.
[20:06] ---
The heat is getting to me...myself.
[20:08] Gintoki
Did you just say you yourself?
[20:11] Shinpachi
I myself feel a bit heavy.
[20:14] Gintoki
Even that looks 100,016 years old!
[20:16] ---
That itself is changed!
[20:19] Gintoki
What'll I do?! Otae will kill me!
[20:21] Shinpachi
Huh? What're you saying?
[20:23] Gintoki
I'd better apologize once more.
[20:26] ---
I'm sorry, Shinpachi!
[20:28] Otae
Oh, that was a nice soak.
[20:30] Shinpachi
Oh! Sister, Kagura!
[20:33] Kagura
Look! Our skin is silky smooth!
SIGN [Cursed]
[20:38] Gintoki
Who the hell are you?!
[20:39] Gintoki
Who the hell are you?! Which one's which, and who's who?!
[20:42] Kagura
What are you saying? It's me!
[20:44] Otae
And I myself.
[20:45] Shinpachi
And I myself!
[20:46] Gintoki
You're all like that!
[20:48] Kagura
Why don't we go to our room and play UNO?
[20:51] Shinpachi
That sounds good. Let's play!
[20:54] Otae
I wonder if you can beat me!
[20:58] Gintoki (M)
What's going on?! They're all possessed!
[21:01] Gintoki
Hey! Wait! Don't leave me here alone! Hey!
[21:16] Gintoki
Okami!
[21:19] Gintoki (M)
Why you...old hag!
[21:28] Gintoki
Damn it!
[21:30] Gintoki
Where the hell did you go?!
[21:31] Gintoki
Come on out!
[21:33] Gintoki
Damn you! Just what do you intend to do with us?!
[21:36] ---
Just what is this inn anyway?!
[21:37] ---
Turn them back to normal!
[21:54] Spirit C
We can use him.
[21:57] Spirit D
Yes, he'll do fine.
[22:36] Okami
All right, congratulations!
[22:39] Okami
You've passed the job interview.
SIGN [To be continued]
[24:16] Closing Creditsvoice
The next episode: "Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks"
SIGN [For filming the lady's bath scene in today's episode, we got permission from the Okami to have the ladies bathe wearing towels.]
SIGN [For you viewers, please abide by the rules when bathing.]