# E117 - "Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit "
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**[00:00] Kyubei**
Let's defeat Otohime.
**[00:02] Kyubei**
Now that everyone on this
planet has become old,
**[00:05] Kyubei**
we're the only ones who can do it.
**[00:13] Otohime**
But since you're not, I can toss
you aside. I'm much cuter.
**[00:19] Otae**
Huh?! Bring it on! Show your face!
**[00:23] Otohime**
Huh?! You want to fight?!
You think you can beat me?!
**[00:27] Kamenashi**
Otohime gave up her quest for
eternal youth and beauty.
**[00:30] Kamenashi**
And decided to use the box as revenge
**[00:33] Kamenashi**
against those who had what
she no longer did.
**[00:36] ---**
In other words,
**[00:37] ---**
she planned to turn all the people
of Earth into old geezers.
**[00:40] Kamenashi Otohime**
You're just a young brat, that's all!
**[00:43] Kamenashi Otohime**
If I was younger... If only
I was younger...
**[00:47] Otae**
Your age isn't your only problem, tramp!
***SIGN*** [Gintoki and the others split into three teams... And head for the palace!!]
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi's fighting power is 362 K. What's a K unit?!]
***SIGN*** ["Beauty is Like A Summer Fruit"]
**[02:40] Kamenashi**
Yes... Otohime won't let anyone
be more beautiful than her.
**[02:45] Kamenashi**
In order to insure that she's the most
beautiful woman in the world...
**[02:48] Kamenashi**
she plans to turn this world
into a planet of the elderly.
**[02:53] Shinpachi**
No way... That's such a selfish reason.
**[02:56] Shinpachi**
She thinks she has the
right to throw our world
**[02:58] Shinpachi**
into chaos for a crappy reason like that?!
**[03:00] ---**
She thinks people will let her take
away their summer vacations?!
**[03:04] Kamenashi**
History is always moved
at the whim of its rulers.
**[03:09] Kamenashi**
She's 3,000 years old. She's lived
a very long time...too long.
**[03:13] Kamenashi**
During all that time, she's lost
so many important things.
**[03:20] Kamenashi**
The only way to stop her is
to put an end to her life.
**[03:25] Shinpachi**
Isn't there any way to
turn everyone back?
**[03:28] ---**
What about Sis?
**[03:29] Kamenashi**
All our answers are probably...
**[03:31] Kamenashi**
in there...
**[03:33] Kamenashi**
with Otohime...
**[03:38] Kamenashi**
All right, let's split up into three teams.
**[03:40] Kamenashi**
If we stay together and are discovered,
we'll all be caught.
**[03:45] Kamenashi**
If just one of us is caught, the rest
of us can still get to Otohime.
**[03:50] Kamenashi**
Even if in the end there's
only one of us left.
**[03:53] Shinpachi**
But can we split up into three groups
**[03:55] Shinpachi**
and still take out Ryugu
Palace's security?
**[03:57] Kamenashi**
It'll be tough with our numbers.
**[04:00] Kamenashi**
We can a least confuse and
distract them by splitting up.
**[04:03] Kamenashi**
Let's see if we can divide
up our power evenly.
**[04:05] Shinpachi**
What is that? I think I saw that in
a another manga somewhere.
**[04:09] Kamenashi**
It's a spouzer. It basically
measures fighting ability.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of scouter from Dragon Ball.]
**[04:13] Shinpachi**
No, that's a scouter, isn't it?
**[04:14] Shinpachi**
It looks just like a scouter,
don't you think?
**[04:16] Kamenashi**
No, It's a spouzer. I won it in
a festival night stall raffle.
**[04:20] Shinpachi**
It's just a copy!!
**[04:22] Kamenashi**
I'll use this to measure
your fighting power
**[04:24] Kamenashi**
and split everyone into three
equal teams. First...
**[04:27] Kamenashi**
You.
**[04:31] Kamenashi**
362 K.
**[04:33] Kamenashi**
Oh? That's pretty impressive
for your age.
**[04:36] Shinpachi**
What is a K?
**[04:37] Shinpachi**
I don't know what you're basing
that on. Is that impressive?
**[04:40] Kamenashi**
It means you have the fighting
power of 362 leaves of kelp.
***SIGN*** [K=Kelp]
**[04:45] Shinpachi**
Why kelp?! A single leaf of kelp
doesn't have any fighting power!
**[04:49] Kamenashi**
Taking into consideration that a
normal person is about 360 K,
**[04:53] Kamenashi**
you're two leaves of kelp better
than the average person.
**[04:56] Shinpachi**
Just two leaves?!
**[04:58] Shinpachi**
What exactly was my ten years
of sword training for?!
**[05:01] Hasegawa**
Hey, Kamenashi, can I have
these sunglasses?
**[05:04] Hasegawa**
I can't relax if I'm not
wearing sunglasses.
**[05:08] Kamenashi**
Your fighting power is 654 K.
**[05:11] Shinpachi**
Why?! Why is Hasegawa-san
higher than me?!
**[05:15] Hasegawa**
You shouldn't judge others
by how they look.
**[05:18] Kamenashi**
Without his sunglasses, he's only 1 K.
**[05:20] Hasegawa**
What?!
**[05:21] Kagura**
Oh, Madao is really nothing more
than just a pair of sunglasses.
**[05:24] Kagura**
It's like his essence.
**[05:25] Hasegawa**
That's weird!! 1K? That
means I'm not human!!
**[05:29] Hasegawa**
I'm just a single leaf of kelp!!
**[05:31] Kamenashi**
You're next...
**[05:33] Kamenashi**
Amazing. 7930 O.
**[05:36] Shinpachi**
What's O mean? That's a different unit.
**[05:38] Kamenashi**
The units change when I scan
girls. It becomes cuter.
**[05:42] Shinpachi**
Oh, does it stand for 7,930 flowers?
**[05:46] Kamenashi**
7,930 boobs.
***SIGN*** [Note: "Boobs" in Japanese is "oppai."]
**[05:48] Shinpachi**
That's not cute at all!! That's perverted!!
**[05:50] Kyubei**
Are you trying to make fun of a
warrior?! I don't need boobs.
**[05:55] Kyubei**
Change it to 7,930 penises!!
**[05:57] Shinpachi**
Stop!! That's even more disgusting!!
**[06:00] Kagura**
Hey, how many boobs am I?
**[06:04] Kamenashi**
No... Wait a second.
**[06:06] Kamenashi**
8,000... 8,500... I can't believe
it. It went up again... No, it's...
**[06:13] Kamenashi**
It's dropping?! It's not 8,500 O!
**[06:16] Kamenashi**
It's minus 8,500 O!! Unbelievable.
What's the meaning of this?!
**[06:20] Kamenashi**
What's this?! It's those two behind her?!
**[06:23] Kamenashi**
Those two geezers equal a fighting
power of... -15,000 ... NO, -30,000.
**[06:27] Kamenashi**
I-It's still going down!
**[06:32] Kamenashi**
It's simply immeasurable.
**[06:34] Shinpachi**
-30,000? How much of
a burden are they?!
**[06:37] Shinpachi**
All of us together can't overcome that!!
**[06:40] Kamenashi**
-30,000... Even the whole staff of a
retirement home can't handle that.
**[06:45] ---**
If I place one of them in each
team, they're still -15,000.
**[06:49] ---**
That's a big gap.
**[06:51] Kamenashi**
Oh well. In order to raise their
numbers as much as possible,
**[06:54] Kamenashi**
I'll have each of them carry
100 leaves of kelp.
**[06:56] ---**
It's a mere consolation, but
it's better than nothing.
**[06:58] Shinpachi**
No, nothing is better!!
**[06:59] Shinpachi**
Why does their power level increase
when they're carrying kelp?!
**[07:02] Kagura**
I'll hold 300 leaves! I'll
cover Gin-chan's gap!!
**[07:08] Kyubei**
That's...
**[07:10] Kamenashi**
Oh no!! They found us!!
**[07:12] Kamenashi**
They're going to fire.
**[07:13] ---**
Everyone, scatter!!
**[07:16] Kyubei**
We'll attack from this side!!
**[07:17] Kagura**
Shinpachi and everyone
else take a different route!!
**[07:19] Shinpachi**
Hey, wait!!
**[07:21] Shinpachi**
Weren't you going to split our fighting
power into three even groups?!
**[07:23] Shinpachi**
What was the point of the spouzer?!
**[07:25] Shinpachi**
There's only trash here!!
**[07:27] ---**
At least take one of the old men!
**[07:31] ---**
Hey, don't ignore me! I know
you can hear me, can't you?!
**[07:35] Hasegawa**
They're coming after us!!
**[07:36] Kamenashi**
Shinpachi-kun, leave this to us and run!!
**[07:38] Shinpachi**
Run?! I'm stuck with these
old geezers?! Why me?!
**[07:43] Kamenashi**
I'll leave the future of Ryugu Palace...
**[07:44] Kamenashi**
the future of the world
to you young fellas.
**[07:47] Shinpachi**
They're not young!!
**[07:50] Kamenashi**
You're going to fight with me, huh?
**[07:51] Kamenashi**
Sorry for sticking you with
such a terrible job.
**[07:53] Shinpachi**
I'm the one with the terrible job!!
**[07:56] Hasegawa**
It doesn't matter. I discarded
my life once before.
**[07:59] Hasegawa**
Old soldiers like us should just pass on.
**[08:01] Shinpachi**
The old soldiers are right over here!!
**[08:04] Kamenashi**
Let's go!!
**[08:05] Hasegawa**
We're taking all of you...
**[08:06] Hasegawa**
with us to hell!!
**[08:16] Shinpachi**
You guys were completely useless!
**[08:22] Otohime**
Are you putting all your
hope in those fools?
**[08:26] Otohime**
They are this planet's last hope?
**[08:28] Otohime**
I have nothing to worry about then.
**[08:29] Otohime**
They'll meet your fate soon.
**[08:32] Otohime**
Why don't you go meet
them in the next world?
**[08:37] Otohime**
This is your punishment
for incurring my wrath.
**[08:45] Otae**
If you want to kill me, then go ahead.
**[08:48] Otae**
You kill people you don't like,
**[08:50] Otae**
you turn people who are more beautiful
than you into senior citizens.
**[08:53] Otae**
You won't ever gain eternal
beauty that way.
**[08:58] Otae**
Even if you did gain eternal youth.
**[09:02] Otae**
No matter how beautiful
a kimono you wear...
**[09:07] Otae**
I know without a doubt...
**[09:10] Otae**
that you will always be ugly.
**[09:14] Otae**
Your heart and soul
are ugly and rotten.
**[09:19] Otohime**
Watch your mouth, little girl!
What do you know?!
**[09:22] Otohime**
You're young and beautiful!
What could you possibly know?!
**[09:25] Otohime**
What do you know about the feelings
of a woman who's been left to live
**[09:29] Otohime**
and grow old by herself
for thousands of years?
**[09:31] ---**
What do you know about my feelings?
**[09:33] ---**
About getting uglier and decaying
all alone but never dying!
**[09:38] Otae**
You're not the only one who ages.
**[09:42] Otae**
Everyone, no matter how beautiful,
**[09:44] Otae**
grows wrinkled and dies in the end.
**[09:49] Otae**
But even if their looks change,
**[09:52] Otae**
there's always some things
that never change.
**[09:55] ---**
Even if our bodies are destroyed.
No matter how many years pass...
**[09:59] Otae**
We believe there's something
that can never be destroyed.
**[10:04] Otae**
But even if we become wrinkled,
we still won't lose to you.
**[10:08] Otae**
That's because we know
what true beauty is.
**[10:17] Otohime**
Something that is truly beautiful
cannot be destroyed, you say?
**[10:21] Otohime**
How interesting.
**[10:22] Otohime**
In that case...
**[10:25] Otohime**
Show me...
**[10:26] Otohime**
That beauty you speak of!!
**[10:29] Otohime**
It's you or me... The winner is
the one who's truly beautiful!!
**[10:40] Kame Soldier J**
Where did they go?!
**[10:41] Kame Soldier K**
Find them! They should be nearby!
**[10:45] Shinpachi**
We managed to escape.
**[10:47] Shinpachi**
Please, Gin-san, Katsura-san, run
away on your own two feet.
**[10:52] Shinpachi**
I don't care what happens
to you geezers anymore.
**[10:54] Old Katsura**
Honestly. Young people these days...
**[10:57] Old Katsura**
Complaining about something
like this? How pathetic.
**[11:00] ---**
When we were young, we
had to carry Master Roshi,
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Dragon Ball.]
**[11:04] ---**
who had a turtle shell on his
back, and deliver the milk...
**[11:07] Shinpachi**
Who's Master Roshi?!
**[11:09] Shinpachi**
Don't revise your memory to include
parts from a mega-hit manga!
**[11:13] Old Gintoki**
Hey, Zura ...
**[11:19] Old Gintoki**
What was I going to say?
**[11:20] Shinpachi**
You're taking too long to comment,
and you even forgot what you were saying!
**[11:22] Old Gintoki**
Oh yeah...In the end, you played
with the Mega Drive, too.
**[11:26] Shinpachi**
That was your comment
from the last episode!!
**[11:28] Shinpachi**
Why are you commenting on something
that happened an episode ago?!
**[11:30] Shinpachi**
No one will remember that!!
**[11:31] Old Katsura**
As I expected of you, Gintoki.
**[11:33] Old Katsura**
That's one of those surrealism comments
that's so popular lately.
**[11:35] Old Katsura**
A fine surreal comment.
Young people just don't get it.
**[11:39] Old Gintoki**
Zura, who is Master Roshi?
**[11:43] Old Gintoki**
Don't go revising your memory to include
parts from a mega-hit manga.
**[11:46] Shinpachi**
Old fart!!
**[11:47] Shinpachi**
If you don't cut it out, I'll dump you
off in the mountains, damn it!!
**[11:50] Shinpachi**
Crap. If we fight against Otohime
like this, we're going to lose.
**[11:55] Shinpachi**
What should I do?
**[11:58] Shinpachi**
What's this?
**[12:16] Otohime**
That's long enough. Pull her up.
**[12:20] Otohime**
What a foolish woman.
**[12:21] Otohime**
Does she think she can get
away with defying me?
**[12:25] Otohime**
I'm sure she's become
quite beautiful now...
**[12:28] Otohime**
A beautiful bloody corpse.
**[12:34] Otohime**
I-Impossible! What?!
**[13:05] Otohime**
Y...
**[13:06] Otohime**
You fools! How did you get in here?!
**[13:11] Otohime**
Th-The water!!
**[13:13] Otohime**
I-Impossible!! You broke in by smashing
the ceiling of the lower floor?!
**[13:19] Otohime**
Get them, my guards!!
**[13:23] Kame Soldier A**
Fire!!
**[13:31] Kame Soldier B**
Tsk. She's so fast that
we can't get near her!!
**[13:37] Kagura**
Yahoo!
**[13:38] Kame Soldier C**
Tsk! She's on top of the shark!!
**[13:40] Kame Soldier D**
Shoot her and the shark down!!
**[13:55] Otohime**
What are you fools doing?
**[13:57] Otohime**
They're all rebels!! Hurry
up and get rid of them!!
**[14:00] Kame Soldier F**
Yes!!
**[14:19] Otae**
I told you.
**[14:21] Otae**
We won't lose no matter
what happens to us.
**[14:26] Otohime**
I-I won't accept that!!
**[14:28] Otohime**
I'm the most beautiful
woman in the world!!
**[14:31] Otohime**
I'm going to win this battle!!
**[14:34] ---**
I won't allow anyone to be...
**[14:36] Otohime**
more beautiful that I am!!
**[14:38] Otohime**
You're just a little girl who only has youth!!
**[14:40] ---**
That face!!
**[14:41] Otohime**
I'll make it ugly and swollen!!
**[14:48] Otohime**
She's beautiful?! I-Impossible!
**[14:51] Otohime**
Why is she so beautiful
when I'm hitting her?
**[14:53] Otohime**
It's like the ethereal beauty
of a falling flower!!
**[14:58] Otae**
You think your weak slaps
can make me ugly?
**[15:01] Otae**
Now it's my turn!!
**[15:07] Otohime (Mono)**
What?! A punch?!
**[15:10] Otohime (Mono)**
Who punches a woman's face?!
**[15:16] Otohime (Mono)**
Furthermore, she's hitting places
that'll definitely make me ugly.
**[15:22] Otohime (Mono)**
What a formidable woman!!
**[15:26] Otohime (Mono)**
And she's made all the flowers behind
me scatter so gracefully.
**[15:28] Otohime (Mono)**
I can't keep up with this.
**[15:29] Otohime (Mono)**
I need to use my trump card!!
**[15:33] Otohime (Mono)**
Take this!! Nose hooks!!
**[15:36] Otohime (Mono)**
No one can escape such
a devilish attack.
**[15:39] Otohime (Mono)**
No matter how beautiful you are,
you'll become the ugly one...
**[15:46] Otohime (Mono)**
What?! She looks like Naoko?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Naoko Ken is a Japanese actress and singer.]
**[15:49] Otohime (Mono)**
Compared to her, whose nose
is even more upturned...
**[15:52] ---**
this girl doesn't look ugly at all even when
I've got her stuck in such a position!
**[15:58] Otae**
Now it's my turn!!
**[16:00] Otohime**
I won't let you!!
**[16:01] ---**
In that case, I'll use...
**[16:04] Otohime**
Shinji!!
***SIGN*** [Shinji Tanimura is a Japanese singer.]
**[16:08] Otohime (Mono)**
Shinji?! Impossible!! She punched him out first?!
**[16:14] Otae**
You lose, Otohime!
Give up and let go of me!
**[16:18] Otae**
Turn everyone... Turn the whole
world back to normal!!
**[16:21] Otae**
You already know that...
**[16:22] Otae**
doing this won't change anything!!
**[16:26] Otohime**
Shut up!!
**[16:28] Otohime**
Who do you think I am?
**[16:30] Otohime**
I am Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu!!
**[16:33] Otohime**
I am the most beautiful
creature in existence.
**[16:36] ---**
I must be beautiful!
**[16:43] Shinpachi**
What's this?
**[16:46] Shinpachi**
It's a man...
**[16:47] Shinpachi**
There's a man in there.
**[16:50] Old Gintoki**
I wonder if it's a massage device.
**[16:52] Old Gintoki**
I want to get one, too.
**[16:53] Shinpachi**
What kind of massage device
takes up this much space?!
**[16:55] Shinpachi**
This is something else.
**[16:57] Shinpachi**
It's probably a deep-freeze capsule,
or something like that.
**[17:00] Old Katsura**
Whatever the case, my back is worn out.
**[17:04] Shinpachi**
Hey, wait!! Don't touch anything!!
**[17:10] Shinpachi**
What's wrong?!
**[17:10] Old Katsura**
It's a Tengu!! It's cursed!!
**[17:14] Shinpachi**
What's this?
**[17:15] ---**
Something's written here.
**[17:18] Young Otohime**
Space century 079, July 15...
**[17:23] Young Otohime**
He still hasn't awakened.
**[17:26] Young Otohime**
According to the doctors, they've
managed to keep him alive,
**[17:31] Young Otohime**
but they don't know if he'll
regain consciousness.
**[17:34] Young Otohime**
It's all my fault.
**[17:37] Young Otohime**
I kept him in this palace too long.
**[17:40] Young Otohime**
He was left behind in his time.
**[17:43] Young Otohime**
He lost all hope and chose death.
**[17:46] Shinpachi**
Is this what Kamenashi-san
was talking about?
**[17:51] Young Otohime**
Believing that he'll regain
consciousness someday,
**[17:54] Young Otohime**
I've placed him in a cold sleep.
**[17:58] Young Otohime**
Now his body will never be destroyed.
**[18:02] Young Otohime**
He will continue to sleep
in his beautiful state,
**[18:05] Young Otohime**
never changing, until
the day he awakens.
**[18:10] Young Otohime**
But I don't know if I'm
doing the right thing.
**[18:14] Young Otohime**
He was so depressed about being
all alone and chose death.
**[18:19] Young Otohime**
Even if he wakes up in the far future,
**[18:23] Young Otohime**
he'll awaken in a completely
different world.
**[18:25] Young Otohime**
It'll be just like before only worse.
**[18:29] Young Otohime**
If that happens, what should I tell him?
**[18:34] Young Otohime**
I may be repeating the same mistake.
**[18:40] Young Otohime**
Even so... Even if I am... I...
**[18:47] Urashima**
It sure is beautiful...
**[18:50] Young Otohime**
It looks as if pearls have been
scattered, doesn't it?
**[18:52] Young Otohime**
This is one of the most famous
places in the universe.
**[18:59] Urashima**
This is the first time I've seen
something so beautiful.
**[19:06] Urashima**
Otohime-sama... You're...
**[19:10] Urashima**
absolutely beautiful.
**[19:18] Young Otohime**
I want to see him...
**[19:20] Young Otohime**
Once more...
**[19:23] Young Otohime**
No matter how many hundreds
or thousands of years it takes.
**[19:28] Otohime**
Countless men after him have
told me that same cheap line.
**[19:34] Otohime**
But his words... Why can't
I forget his words?
**[19:40] Otohime**
I've lived for thousands of
years, but his words...
**[19:46] Young Otohime (Mono)**
I must live and stay beautiful.
**[19:48] ---**
No matter how many thousands
of years pass.
**[19:51] Young Otohime (Mono)**
So that he can recognize me.
**[19:56] Young Otohime (Mono)**
So that when he awakens,
he won't be lonely.
**[20:00] Young Otohime (Mono)**
Even if the world changes,
I must remain the same.
**[20:05] Young Otohime (Mono)**
I must wait for him looking as beautiful
as I was when he knew me.
**[20:12] ---**
I must let you know that
you're not alone...
**[20:17] ---**
that there was one person in this
world who was waiting for you.
**[20:21] Young Otohime (Mono)**
I'll become the pearl that shines
in the depths of the sea.
**[20:24] Young Otohime (Mono)**
Follow that light and return to me.
**[20:29] Young Otohime (Mono)**
I'll always be waiting for you.
**[20:36] Shinpachi**
Otohime...
**[20:44] Shinpachi**
Ryugu Palace is shaking?!
**[20:49] Hasegawa**
What are these tremors?!
**[20:51] Kamenashi**
Hey!
**[21:00] Otohime**
No matter how much you
resist, it's useless.
**[21:04] Otohime**
Ryugu Palace will soon be above Edo.
**[21:11] Otohime**
The Heavenly Old Age Cannon
contains pressurized gas...
***SIGN*** [Heavenly Old Age]
**[21:14] Otohime**
...the equivalent of 100,000
Treasure Box Gs.
**[21:32] Otohime**
If I fire this in the middle of Edo...
**[21:34] Otohime**
Everyone who remains on the surface
will become ugly and old.
**[21:42] Otae**
Who would want that?
**[21:42] Otae**
Who would want you to do that?!
**[21:44] Otae**
Do you think the person
you're waiting for...
**[21:50] Otae**
would really want you to
do such a terrible thing?!
**[21:58] Otohime**
I must be his guide.
**[22:03] Otohime**
I must be the most beautiful
pearl in this world.
**[22:11] Otohime**
The only thing that shines in
the dark depths of the ocean.
**[22:18] Otohime**
I'm sure he'll notice that light.
**[22:20] Otohime**
He'll follow that light and
come back to me.
**[22:25] Otohime**
In order to do that... In order to become...
**[22:28] Otohime**
the only shining pearl...
**[22:33] Otohime**
I need to sink everyone else
into the depths of the ocean.
***SIGN*** [To be continued...]
***SIGN*** [There's barely any time left before the Heavenly Old Age Cannon fires.]
***SIGN*** [The fate of the world is left to Gintoki and Katsura!!]
***SIGN*** [Ryugu Arc - The Final Chapter]
***SIGN*** ["Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward"]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [At the brink of despair... Urashima calls...]