E115 - “Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins”

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SIGN    [The Odd Jobs head to Ryugu Palace. Kamenashi, whom they saved, leads them there.]
SIGN    [The summer vacation special project: The Ryugu Arc... Begins this week!!]
[01:46] Shinpachi
    Gin-san...
[01:47] Gintoki
    What is it?!
[01:48] Shinpachi
    Did you find the suspicious person?
[01:50] Gintoki
    He's not here.
[01:51] Shinpachi
    People who are not wearing swimsuits
    and wandering around with cameras...
[01:54] Shinpachi
    are suspects. He's probably been secretly
    taking pictures of girls in swimsuits.
[01:59] Gintoki
    I see.
[02:01] Shinpachi
    I hope you're really looking
    for him. Really, I beg you.
[02:04] Shinpachi
    The peace of the beach
    rests on our shoulders.
[02:07] Gintoki
    That aside, everyone sure makes a big fuss
    about the beach opening every year.
[02:12] Gintoki
    What are they, stupid?
[02:13] Shinpachi
    They say that all life forms
    came from the sea.
[02:16] Shinpachi
    Apparently, everyone's unconsciously
    yearning for mother ocean.
SIGN    [Coast Guard Headquarters]
[02:21] Gintoki
    An annual return to Ryugu Palace, huh?
    I'd like someone to take us there.
SIGN    [Note: Ryugu Palace is the undersea palace of the dragon
    god of the sea according to Japanese mythology.]
[02:27] Shinpachi
    Huh? Come to think of it,
    where's Kagura-chan?
[02:29] Gintoki
    She probably went to look for a turtle.
[02:33] Shinpachi
    Huh? People are gathering over there.
[02:35] Gintoki
    It's Kagura-chan, isn't it?
[02:37] Shinpachi
    It looks like she got in a
    fight. Let's take a look.
[02:39] Kagura
    Huh? Don't think...
[02:40] Kagura
    I'll let you get away with this.
[02:46] Kagura
    Stand the hell up! That was
    for Krillin. Next is...
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Krillin from Dragon Ball.]
[02:50] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan!
[02:51] Shinpachi
    What are you doing?!
[02:54] Shinpachi
    Are you all right?!
[02:57] Shinpachi
    Are you all right?! Is he a turtle?
[03:01] Shinpachi
    What are you thinking, Kagura-chan?
[03:03] Shinpachi
    How could you pick on a turtle
    at the beach? That's abusive!!
[03:06] Gintoki
    Is he really a turtle?
[03:08] Girl A
    You've got it wrong. This turtle has
    been filming us all this time.
[03:13] Gintoki
    Is he really turtle?
[03:15] Girl B
    This girl helped us.
[03:21] Gintoki
    So did you film them?
[03:25] Kamenashi
    I wasn't filming them.
[03:26] Kamenashi
    I was just filming kelp.
[03:28] Kagura
    Liar!! You were only following
    around girls!!
[03:32] Kamenashi
    I wasn't filming them. Honestly, could
    you stop making things up?
[03:35] Kamenashi
    It's really annoying.
[03:37] Gintoki
    All right. Then, excuse me,
[03:40] Gintoki
    but may I check the contents
    of that video camera?
[03:42] Kamenashi
    No. I told you that I didn't film them.
    This is an invasion of privacy.
[03:46] Shinpachi
    H-Hey!
[03:47] Gintoki
    If you didn't film them, then you
    can show it to us, can't you?
[03:49] Gintoki
    It'll clear you of any suspicion.
[03:51] Gintoki
    Gimme that!!
[03:54] Kamenashi
    Umm... I usually only film kelp, but there
    may be girls on the sides of the videos.
[04:00] Kamenashi
    That's safe, right?
[04:01] Kamenashi
    That's okay, right?
[04:07] Kamenashi
    No, that's not it. That's not it.
[04:09] Kamenashi
    Actually, I was just filming
    a swimsuit commercial.
[04:12] Kamenashi
    It's a company camera, ya know.
SIGN    [Coast Guard Headquarters]
[04:16] Gintoki
    Where do you live?
[04:17] Kamenashi
    Umm, I'm sorry. Could you
    please not not tell my family?
[04:22] Kamenashi
    My wife is going to be laying eggs soon.
[04:24] Kamenashi
    She's very sensitive at the moment.
[04:26] Gintoki
    She'll just have to shed tears
    as she lays her eggs.
[04:29] Kamenashi
    I really am sorry. I really
    won't do it again.
[04:31] ---
    It's the truth! I swear on kelp!! Really!
[04:35] Gintoki
    What kind of oath is that? Is that
    popular in the turtle world?
[04:38] Kamenashi
    If something were to happen to the
    eggs in her belly because of this...
[04:41] Kamenashi
    Even kelp can be washed
    away by the river currents.
[04:43] Gintoki
    What is that, a proverb?
    Are they all kelp related?
[04:45] Kamenashi
    I wish I could eat kelp!!
[04:48] Shinpachi
    Is that like "I wish I could
    crawl into a hole"?
[04:50] Kagura
    I have some pickled seaweed.
[04:52] Kamenashi
    Oh, thanks.
[04:53] Shinpachi
    Oh Gin-san, he has a license
    amongst his possessions.
[04:56] Shinpachi
    It's a boat license.
[04:57] Gintoki
    If you're a turtle--just swim!
[04:59] Shinpachi
    
    3-chome, 2-5-3,
[05:02] Shinpachi
    Maison Kelp, Room 305...
    Ryugu Palace?
[05:05] Shinpachi
    Ryugu Palace? You live
    in Ryugu Palace?
[05:08] Kamenashi
    Oh... Yes. Actually I'm a guide
    at the Ryugu Palace...
[05:12] Gintoki
    Really?! Huh?! It exists? Ryugu
    Palace really exists?!
[05:16] Kamenashi
    Huh? It ordinarily exists...
SIGN    ["Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins"]
[05:28] Kagura
    Long, long ago... Urashima
    caught a voyeuristic turtle...
SIGN    
[05:36] Kagura
    When he went to Ryugu Palace...
[05:39] Kamenashi
    Could you stop that? Could
    you stop singing that song?
[05:42] Kamenashi
    It would be bad if it became folklore.
[05:44] Kagura
    Yahoo! We get to spend summer
    vacation at Ryugu Palace!
[05:47] Shinpachi
    I never thought Ryugu Palace
    actually existed.
[05:50] Shinpachi
    Does that mean Taro Urashima
    actually existed?
[05:52] Kamenashi
    Yes. I don't know him,
[05:55] Kamenashi
    but a guest the first turtle brought
    over was called Urashima-san.
[05:58] Kamenashi
    We've called all of our guests
    "Urashima-san" ever since.
[06:02] Shinpachi
    Did you hear that, Gin-san?!
    We're Urashima-san!!
[06:05] Shinpachi
    Isn't that amazing? We've
    left our mark in history!!
[06:08] Gintoki
    This isn't really important, but you've
    been referring to us as guests.
[06:11] Gintoki
    You're not going to take money
    from us, are you?
[06:15] Kamenashi
    Of course not!!
[06:16] Kamenashi
    Ryugu Palace is indeed a paradise that
    only chosen celebrities can visit.
[06:21] ---
    It's the sea's holy land and
[06:22] ---
    cannot be entered no matter how
    much money you pay. But...
[06:26] Kamenashi
    Turtles, despite their looks, are honorable
    creatures that fulfill their duties.
[06:30] ---
    Repaying favors like the surging and
    receding waves is the law of the sea.
[06:35] Gintoki
    "Despite their looks"? There
    aren't any turtles like you.
[06:38] Kamenashi
    As a special offer...
[06:40] ---
    I'll give you a complimentary
    all-you-can-drink voucher...
[06:43] Kagura
    Make it free!!
[06:45] Kamenashi
    All right. As a special offer...
[06:48] ---
    I'll double the stamps on your point card.
[06:50] Kagura
    Make it free!!
[06:53] Kamenashi
    All right. I'll rub lotion on you for free!
SIGN    [Note: He's holding erotic massage lotion.]
[06:55] Kagura
    What kind of shop are you?!
[06:57] Gintoki
    Anyway, how long will it
    take to get to Ryugu?
[07:00] Gintoki
    We've been drifting in the ocean
    for about two hours.
[07:03] ---
    You have a boat license, don't you?
[07:04] ---
    Don't you have a faster boat?!
[07:07] Kamenashi
    I got into an accident and killed
    a dolphin. I'm on trial now.
[07:11] Shinpachi
    How many times have
    you been convicted?!
[07:12] Gintoki
    Come on. Give me a break.
[07:14] Gintoki
    At this rate, I'll become an old man before
    I even open the treasure chest.
[07:20] Gintoki
    Hey, what's with that cruiser?
[07:22] Shinpachi
    Th-That's...
[07:24] Shinpachi
    Sis!! Kyubei-san!!
[07:26] Otae
    Oh, Shin-chan, what are you doing
    out in the middle of the ocean?
[07:30] Shinpachi
    You, two! Why are you here?
[07:32] Shinpachi
    I thought you were out shopping
    with Kyubei-san.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Japanese actor, Tatsuya Umamiya.]
[07:35] Kamemiya
    Otae-chan...
[07:36] Kamemiya
    Kyu-chan...
[07:37] Kamemiya
    I caught a nice swordfish.
    Shall I clean it...
[07:39] Kamemiya
    on our way to Ryugu?
[07:41] Shinpachi
    Wh-What kind of turtle is that?!
[07:44] Kagura
    He's really cool!! He has
    a golden sheen to him!!
[07:47] Shinpachi
    He caught a swordfish!
    He has chest hair!!
[07:49] Gintoki
    Is he really a turtle?
[07:51] Shinpachi
    S-Sis, could it be that you're also...
[07:54] Kyubei
    We happened to save his
    daughter from bad men.
[07:59] Kyubei
    He was insistent on inviting us to Ryugu Palace
    even though we said he didn't have to.
[08:03] Kamemiya
    They were a rare brand of wicked men.
[08:06] ---
    Let's get going. Ryugu Palace
    gets crowded around this time.
[08:09] ---
    We must hurry.
[08:10] Kyube
    Oh, yes.
[08:13] Otae
    Well, Shin-chan, I don't know what you all are doing,
    but it's dangerous and you should return to land.
[08:18] Shinpachi
    H-Hey, wait...
[08:19] Shinpachi
    Sis, let us on, too!!
[08:21] Kagura
    Sis!!
[08:23] Gintoki
    Hey!!
[08:24] Gintoki
    What's the meaning of that? Why
    is there more than one turtle?!
[08:27] Gintoki
    I thought it wasn't that easy
    to go to Ryugu Palace!!
[08:30] ---
    What's the deal with that turtle?!
    Why is there such a difference?!
[08:32] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, now's not the
    time to be saying that.
[08:34] Shinpachi
    He said that Ryugu Palace is going
    to be crowded!! We've got to hurry.
[08:36] Gintoki
    Damn it!!
[08:38] Gintoki
    We can't let them outdo
    our summer vacation!!
[08:49] Shinpachi
    Wh-What the hell is this?!
[08:52] Shinpachi
    Oh! That's...
[08:55] Kagura
    It's Madao!!
[08:56] Gintoki
    Hey, what's with that turtle?
[08:58] Gintoki
    No one would ever pick on that turtle.
[09:01] Hasegawa
    Hey, Gin-san, this turtle saved me when
    I was about to jump off a cliff.
[09:05] Hasegawa
    He's taking me to Ryugu Palace now.
[09:08] Shinpachi
    He didn't save the turtle,
    but was saved instead.
[09:10] Kame Captain
    Hasegawa-san, I caught
    a nice Shikao Suga.
SIGN    [Note: Wordplay on Kajiki Maguro (swordfish) and Suga Shikao (musician).]
[09:13] Kame Captain
    Why don't we clean it
    on the way to Ryugu?
[09:15] Shinpachi
    What's a Shikao Suga?! How
    are you going to clean that?!
[09:19] Kame Sailor
    Captain!!
[09:22] Kame Sailor
    There's something flying above us...
[09:23] Kame Captain
    What?!
[09:25] Kame Captain
    I-Impossible. That's... It can't be...
[09:32] Kame Captain
    It's a giant turtle.
[09:37] Kame Sailor
    That's a soft-shelled turtle, isn't it?
[09:40] Kame Captain
    It's a soft-shelled turtle.
[09:42] Shinpachi
    That's slightly inaccurate.
[09:44] Gintoki
    No, wait, we're riding in a rowboat
    for transportation. His guide is...
[09:53] Shinpachi
    No, that's totally inaccurate...
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Momotaro, a hero from Japanese folklore.]
[09:55] Shinpachi
    That's the wrong folktale.
[09:57] Katsura
    Gintoki, I never expected to see
    you here. What a coincidence.
[10:00] Katsura
    In return for giving them millet dumplings,
    they're taking me to Tianzhu.
SIGN    
[10:04] Gintoki
    What country is that folktale from?!
[10:07] Kame Captain
    Fire!!
[10:08] Kame Captain
    Hasegawa-san's the one who's
    going to go to Ryugu Palace!
[10:11] Kame Captain
    Madao has lost hope. I'm
    going to give him a light!!
[10:15] Katsura
    Who'd want to go to Ryugu Palace?!
[10:18] Katsura
    We're going to Tianzhu!!
[10:20] Shinpachi
    That doesn't exist!!
[10:27] Kamemiya
    You bastards!!
[10:29] Kamemiya
    I'm the feared Emperor of the Sea.
[10:32] Kamemiya
    You've got some nerve, getting
    rowdy in front of me!!
[10:33] Kamemiya
    I'll turn you all into weights
    for making Tatchan-zuke!!
SIGN    [Note: "Tatchan-zuke" is a brand of Japanese pickles owned by Tatsuo Umemiya, a Japanese actor.]
[10:36] Otae
    H-Hey, wait!!
[10:50] Shinpachi
    Why?!
[10:51] Gintoki
    We just wanted to go to Ryugu
    Palace. Why does this...
[10:53] Gintoki
    have to happen to us?!
[11:21] Shinpachi
    Is this...
[11:22] Shinpachi
    Ryugu Palace?
[11:25] Shinpachi (Mono)
    This wasn't Ryugu Palace.
[11:29] Shinpachi
    Everyone! Gin-san, Kagura-chan,
    Kamenashi-san!
[11:42] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Here...
[11:44] Shinpachi (Mono)
    There wasn't any extravagant food, beautiful
    dancers, or Otohime-sama.
[11:55] Shinpachi (Mono)
    My...
[11:56] Shinpachi (Mono)
    worst summer vacation
    was about to begin.
SIGN    [Gorilla News]
[12:16] Pilot A
    Hey, look at that!
[12:28] Newscaster
    We have determined that the
    person who was rescued
[12:31] Newscaster
    from the deserted island the other day
[12:33] Newscaster
    is Shinpachi Shimura-san,
[12:34] Newscaster
    who had gone missing sixty years ago.
SIGN    
    
SIGN    
    
[12:39] Journalist A
    Excuse me, Shimura-san, but how did
    you survive on that deserted island?
[12:44] Journalist B
    What did you eat?
[12:45] Journalist C
    What did you think about?
[12:47] Journalist D
    Wasn't there any way to escape?
[12:49] Journalist E
    What do you want to do
    the most right now?
[12:56] Old Shinpachi
    I want to see Gin-san and the others.
SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin]
SIGN    [Lingerie Pub]
[13:03] Barker
    Hey, sir, want to come in?
    We have a lot of cute girls.
[13:06] Barker
    You'd like to have some
    fun, wouldn't you?
[13:08] Old Shinpachi (Mono)
    There isn't anyone...
[13:11] Old Shinpachi (Mono)
    Everyone's gone...
[13:14] Old Shinpachi (Mono)
    They're not anywhere...
[13:17] Old Shinpachi (Mono)
    I'm alone...
[13:20] ---
    I'm alone in the world...
[13:30] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I was alone even when I
    awoke from my nightmare.
[13:34] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Taro Urashima grew old while living
    the fast life in Ryugu Palace.
[13:39] Shinpachi (Mono)
    But I'm going to grow old alone in this place
    without ever reaching Ryugu palace.
[13:44] Shinpachi (Mono)
    No, I'm not sure I can even
    survive, let alone grow old.
[13:49] ---
    Furthermore, there's no guarantee
    that anyone will rescue me.
[13:52] ---
    No, no. I get depressed
    when I'm by myself.
[13:58] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I need to think positive!!
[13:59] Shinpachi (Mono)
    You need to think positive at
    times like this, Shinpachi!!
[14:02] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I'm sure that Gin-san and
    the others are alive.
[14:04] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I'm sure they'll come to save me.
[14:06] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Until then, I need to do
    my best by myself.
[14:09] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Think positive, Shinpachi.
[14:11] Shinpachi (Mono)
    The world is just a reflection
    of your heart.
[14:15] Shinpachi (Mono)
    One thought can change the
    way you see the world.
[14:20] Shinpachi (Mono)
    If anything, enjoy this predicament,
    Shinpachi.
[14:23] Shinpachi (Mono)
    This is a deserted island!!
[14:24] Shinpachi (Mono)
    There aren't many opportunities to experience
    such complete solitude.
[14:33] Shinpachi (Mono)
    My heart suddenly feels lighter.
[14:36] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I realized that it wasn't clothes I had discarded,
    but rather my mental armor.
[14:42] ---
    Our daily lives wear us down.
[14:45] ---
    We end up placing heavy armor around our
    hearts in order to get by without being hurt.
[14:56] Shinpachi (Mono)
    What are we afraid of?
[14:58] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Now that I've removed my barrier,
    now that I've let everything loose,
[15:02] Shinpachi (Mono)
    my naked heart tenderly
    accepts everything.
[15:06] Shinpachi (Mono)
    My heart melts in the wind.
    My body melts into nature.
[15:11] Shinpachi (Mono)
    The trees, the water, and the
    sun were all within me.
[15:15] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Yes. I am a part of this planet,
    and this planet is a part of me.
[15:21] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Before I knew it, my sense of
    loneliness had slipped away.
[15:24] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I had nothing to fear.
[15:27] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I'm...
[15:29] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Not alone...
[15:36] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I really wasn't alone.
[15:39] Hasegawa
    S-Someone was here.
[15:41] Shinpachi
    Y-You washed up here, too,
    huh Hasegawa-san?
[15:47] Hasegawa
    Let's ignore what we
    were doing just now.
[15:51] Shinpachi
    Yeah.
[15:52] Hasegawa
    I thought that I was completely alone.
[15:55] Hasegawa
    I just let loose as if I was the
    only person in the world.
[16:01] Shinpachi
    Well, opportunities such
    as this don't really exist.
[16:05] Gintoki
    Ka-me-ha-me-ha!!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Dragon Ball]
[16:11] Gintoki
    Something's wrong. Maybe I should
    do it with a little more oomph.
[16:15] Gintoki
    Ka-me-ha-me...
[16:25] Hasegawa
    We didn't see anything.
[16:27] Gintoki
    Thanks. I thought I was
    completely alone.
[16:30] Gintoki
    I thought I could practice
    to my heart's content.
[16:35] Otae
    Yeah!!
[16:35] Otae
    That girl is a lovely angel from
    the sun! Just a little wild! Say!
SIGN    [Note: Lyrics to the B'z (a Japanese band) song, Taiyo no Komachi Angel.]
[16:46] Hasegawa
    Umm... Everyone likes B'z. There's
    nothing to be embarrassed about.
[16:50] Shinpachi
    Th-They're always at
    the top of the charts.
[17:07] Gintoki
    I understand. She wanted
    to show that to someone.
[17:11] Gintoki
    That was miraculous, wasn't it?
[17:16] Kagura
    That cloud... Laputa's got to be in there!!
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Laputa: Castle in the Sky.]
[17:22] Otae
    Everyone thinks that when
    they see a huge cloud.
[17:26] Otae
    There's nothing embarrassing about that.
[17:30] Katsura
    That girl is a lovely angel from the sun!
[17:35] Katsura
    What's this?
[17:37] Katsura
    That cloud... There's got to be a crystallized
    Crystal Takigawa in there.
SIGN    [Note: Christel Takigawa is a Japanese newscaster.]
[17:42] Katsura
    Oh no. I stopped in the middle of "SOS"!
[17:47] Shinpachi
    What the-?!
[17:49] Gintoki
    I can't understand any of his actions!
[17:51] Gintoki
    I can't sympathize with
    him. What is this?!
[17:53] Gintoki
    Why was he trying to save this?
[17:55] Katsura
    It's miraculous isn't it? It looks
    exactly like Crystal Takigawa.
[17:58] Gintoki
    What do you mean by
    Crystal Takigawa?!
[18:01] Gintoki
    What's miraculous is your idiocy!!
[18:03] Katsura
    I ran out of piss halfway.
[18:06] ---
    Does anyone have to
    go to the bathroom?
[18:08] Gintoki
    Why does it have to be in piss?!
[18:10] Gintoki
    Anyway, how much did you piss?
[18:12] Gintoki
    I'm surprised you drew
    something this big!
[18:14] Katsura
    I was influenced by Inoue
    sensei's commercial.
[18:17] Gintoki
    Inoue sensei would never do this!!
[18:21] Hasegawa
    This is terrible.
[18:22] Hasegawa
    Our boats headed to Ryugu
    Palace were destroyed
[18:25] Hasegawa
    and we ended up on this deserted island.
[18:28] Katsura
    It's Tianzhu, not Ryugu.
[18:29] Gintoki
    You be quiet.
[18:31] Otae
    It's great that everyone's all right.
[18:34] Gintoki
    What's so great about this?
[18:36] ---
    We don't have a boat to escape
    in or any way to call for help,
[18:39] ---
    not to mention food and shelter.
    What are we going to do?
[18:43] Kyubei
    With this many of us, we'll manage
    on this deserted island.
[18:47] ---
    For now, we need to think of a way
[18:49] ---
    to get off this island and
    how to survive until then.
[18:54] Katsura
    Before we do, you should probably
    choose me as your leader.
[18:57] Gintoki
    Why are you already the leader?
[19:00] Gintoki
    First, we should choose a leader to
    decide how we'll choose a leader.
[19:03] Otae
    Then first, we should choose a leader
[19:06] Otae
    who will choose the leader who will
    decide how we'll choose a leader.
[19:08] Shinpachi
    Hey, this is really tedious!! Our world
    will become filled with leaders!!
[19:11] Gintoki
    This is a bother, so Hasegawa-san
    is good enough, right?
[19:13] Gintoki
    He's the oldest.
[19:14] Gintoki
    We should let him do what he
    wants on this deserted island.
[19:16] Hasegawa
    Don't say that in such an annoying
    way! I don't want to be the leader!!
[19:20] Kagura
    That's right. Madao is best left in charge
    of opening and closing curtains.
[19:24] Hasegawa
    Why am I in charge of something
    that doesn't even matter?!
[19:26] Hasegawa
    There aren't even any
    curtains anywhere!!
[19:28] Kagura
    You're in charge of closing
    the curtains on your life.
[19:30] Hasegawa
    Are you telling me to die?!
    This girl is telling me to die!!
[19:33] Katsura
    What we need right now is
    food and a place to sleep.
[19:36] Katsura
    Also, we can't do anything unless
    we explore this island.
[19:40] ---
    For today we shall split into four groups:
    the food team, the shelter team,
[19:43] For Today We Shall Split Into Four Groups
    the exploration team, and
    the curtains team...
[19:45] Hasegawa
    We don't need anyone
    in charge of curtains!!
[19:47] Otae
    I want to be on the food team.
    I'll cook with the utmost care.
[19:51] Gintoki
    All right, make one more team-the
    chemical poisoning team.
[19:54] Gintoki
    Poison!
[19:57] Hasegawa
    Look. I caught these.
[19:59] Otae
    Oh my! That's amazing, Hasegawa-san!!
[20:03] Hasegawa
    I may not look it, but
    I'm a man of the sea.
[20:05] Hasegawa
    As long as I have a pole
    and bait, this is nothing.
[20:08] Otae
    That's amazing!
[20:09] Otae
    God gives merits to even the
    most worthless of people.
[20:13] Hasegawa
    So you were praising God...
[20:16] Otae
    But even if we have ingredients,
    we can't cook...
[20:19] Otae
    We can't start a fire. I've tried everything.
[20:22] Hasegawa
    Tried everything? Looks more
    like you were fooling around.
[20:25] Hasegawa
    You were playing go.
[20:27] Otae
    When my father was still alive,
[20:28] Otae
    we'd gather around the othello
    or go board and start a fire.
[20:32] Hasegawa
    You can't start a fire that way!!
[20:34] Otae
    Oh yeah, you were smoking, weren't
    you? Do you have a lighter?
[20:39] Hasegawa
    Sorry, I dropped it in the ocean.
[20:41] Hasegawa
    I was desperate to save
    these sunglasses.
[20:44] Otae
    I see. That's problematic.
[20:47] Hasegawa
    I really want a cigarette.
    Do something, Otae-chan.
[20:51] Otae
    Oh!! I know.
[20:53] ---
    Hasegawa-san, could you
    lend me your sunglasses?
[20:56] Hasegawa
    What? What are you going to do?
[20:59] Otae
    I just got a great idea... Just watch.
[21:02] Hasegawa
    Just to let you know,
[21:03] Hasegawa
    it's probably impossible to start a fire
    using those lenses and sunlight.
[21:09] Hasegawa
    You were going to break them?!
[21:12] Hasegawa
    Furthermore, you've got matches!!
[21:16] Gintoki
    We were supposed to have a wonderful
    summer vacation at Ryugu Palace.
[21:19] Gintoki
    Why did this have to happen to us?
[21:22] Kagura
    Things like this are nice once
    in a while. It's like camping.
[21:25] Gintoki
    Camping? We might not
    be able to get home.
[21:30] Katsura
    Just as I expected of our leader.
[21:31] Katsura
    She isn't upset by any predicament,
[21:33] Katsura
    and, if anything, she's got
    the guts to enjoy it.
[21:36] Katsura
    You're a true samurai!!
[21:38] Kagura
    I'm not a samurai. Don't touch me!
[21:40] Katsura
    Gintoki, why don't you learn
    a little from our leader?
[21:44] Katsura
    You always complain about silly things.
[21:47] ---
    If you're really disappointed
    with the status quo,
[21:49] ---
    you should join the Anti-Foreigner
    Faction! Honestly...
[21:51] Gintoki
    Why are you suddenly trying
    to get me to join you?
[21:53] Gintoki
    Why are you talking to me
    as if you're my mother?
[21:58] Gintoki
    Hey, what's that?
[22:02] Katsura
    It's a giant box.
[22:04] Gintoki
    It looks manmade. Why is
    this on a deserted island?
[22:09] Katsura
    Leader, don't touch it!!
[22:11] Katsura
    Courage and recklessness are
    two different things, leader.
[22:13] Katsura
    If you're a samurai, don't
    charge in blindly.
[22:16] Katsura
    You need to have the strength
    to stand up to your enemies
[22:18] Katsura
    with the knowledge of how
    terrifying they are!!
[22:19] Gintoki
    You already touched it!!
[22:23] Gintoki
    Run away...
[22:23] Gintoki
    Kagura!!
[22:25] Kagura
    Gin-chan!! Zura!!
[22:27] Katsura
    I'm not "Zura." I'm "Katsura"!!
[22:31] Gintoki
    What is this smoke?!
[22:32] Gintoki
    Hey, are you all right?
[22:34] Katsura
    I'm not "All right." I'm "Katsura"!!
[22:37] Kagura
    Gin-chan!! Zura!!
[22:39] Kagura
    Are you all right?
[22:45] Kagura
    Who are you?!
SIGN    [To be continued...]
SIGN    ["The Older, The Wiser"]
SIGN    [Gintoki and Katsura have turned into old men... Because of the smoke from a treasure chest (?).]
SIGN    
SIGN    [See you next time.]