# E115 - “Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins”
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1950VQR/summer-vacation-is-the-most-fun-right-before-it-begins)
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***SIGN*** [The Odd Jobs head to Ryugu Palace. Kamenashi, whom they saved, leads them there.]
***SIGN*** [The summer vacation special project: The Ryugu Arc... Begins this week!!]
**[01:46] Shinpachi**
Gin-san...
**[01:47] Gintoki**
What is it?!
**[01:48] Shinpachi**
Did you find the suspicious person?
**[01:50] Gintoki**
He's not here.
**[01:51] Shinpachi**
People who are not wearing swimsuits
and wandering around with cameras...
**[01:54] Shinpachi**
are suspects. He's probably been secretly
taking pictures of girls in swimsuits.
**[01:59] Gintoki**
I see.
**[02:01] Shinpachi**
I hope you're really looking
for him. Really, I beg you.
**[02:04] Shinpachi**
The peace of the beach
rests on our shoulders.
**[02:07] Gintoki**
That aside, everyone sure makes a big fuss
about the beach opening every year.
**[02:12] Gintoki**
What are they, stupid?
**[02:13] Shinpachi**
They say that all life forms
came from the sea.
**[02:16] Shinpachi**
Apparently, everyone's unconsciously
yearning for mother ocean.
***SIGN*** [Coast Guard Headquarters]
**[02:21] Gintoki**
An annual return to Ryugu Palace, huh?
I'd like someone to take us there.
***SIGN*** [Note: Ryugu Palace is the undersea palace of the dragon
god of the sea according to Japanese mythology.]
**[02:27] Shinpachi**
Huh? Come to think of it,
where's Kagura-chan?
**[02:29] Gintoki**
She probably went to look for a turtle.
**[02:33] Shinpachi**
Huh? People are gathering over there.
**[02:35] Gintoki**
It's Kagura-chan, isn't it?
**[02:37] Shinpachi**
It looks like she got in a
fight. Let's take a look.
**[02:39] Kagura**
Huh? Don't think...
**[02:40] Kagura**
I'll let you get away with this.
**[02:46] Kagura**
Stand the hell up! That was
for Krillin. Next is...
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to Krillin from Dragon Ball.]
**[02:50] Shinpachi**
Kagura-chan!
**[02:51] Shinpachi**
What are you doing?!
**[02:54] Shinpachi**
Are you all right?!
**[02:57] Shinpachi**
Are you all right?! Is he a turtle?
**[03:01] Shinpachi**
What are you thinking, Kagura-chan?
**[03:03] Shinpachi**
How could you pick on a turtle
at the beach? That's abusive!!
**[03:06] Gintoki**
Is he really a turtle?
**[03:08] Girl A**
You've got it wrong. This turtle has
been filming us all this time.
**[03:13] Gintoki**
Is he really turtle?
**[03:15] Girl B**
This girl helped us.
**[03:21] Gintoki**
So did you film them?
**[03:25] Kamenashi**
I wasn't filming them.
**[03:26] Kamenashi**
I was just filming kelp.
**[03:28] Kagura**
Liar!! You were only following
around girls!!
**[03:32] Kamenashi**
I wasn't filming them. Honestly, could
you stop making things up?
**[03:35] Kamenashi**
It's really annoying.
**[03:37] Gintoki**
All right. Then, excuse me,
**[03:40] Gintoki**
but may I check the contents
of that video camera?
**[03:42] Kamenashi**
No. I told you that I didn't film them.
This is an invasion of privacy.
**[03:46] Shinpachi**
H-Hey!
**[03:47] Gintoki**
If you didn't film them, then you
can show it to us, can't you?
**[03:49] Gintoki**
It'll clear you of any suspicion.
**[03:51] Gintoki**
Gimme that!!
**[03:54] Kamenashi**
Umm... I usually only film kelp, but there
may be girls on the sides of the videos.
**[04:00] Kamenashi**
That's safe, right?
**[04:01] Kamenashi**
That's okay, right?
**[04:07] Kamenashi**
No, that's not it. That's not it.
**[04:09] Kamenashi**
Actually, I was just filming
a swimsuit commercial.
**[04:12] Kamenashi**
It's a company camera, ya know.
***SIGN*** [Coast Guard Headquarters]
**[04:16] Gintoki**
Where do you live?
**[04:17] Kamenashi**
Umm, I'm sorry. Could you
please not not tell my family?
**[04:22] Kamenashi**
My wife is going to be laying eggs soon.
**[04:24] Kamenashi**
She's very sensitive at the moment.
**[04:26] Gintoki**
She'll just have to shed tears
as she lays her eggs.
**[04:29] Kamenashi**
I really am sorry. I really
won't do it again.
**[04:31] ---**
It's the truth! I swear on kelp!! Really!
**[04:35] Gintoki**
What kind of oath is that? Is that
popular in the turtle world?
**[04:38] Kamenashi**
If something were to happen to the
eggs in her belly because of this...
**[04:41] Kamenashi**
Even kelp can be washed
away by the river currents.
**[04:43] Gintoki**
What is that, a proverb?
Are they all kelp related?
**[04:45] Kamenashi**
I wish I could eat kelp!!
**[04:48] Shinpachi**
Is that like "I wish I could
crawl into a hole"?
**[04:50] Kagura**
I have some pickled seaweed.
**[04:52] Kamenashi**
Oh, thanks.
**[04:53] Shinpachi**
Oh Gin-san, he has a license
amongst his possessions.
**[04:56] Shinpachi**
It's a boat license.
**[04:57] Gintoki**
If you're a turtle--just swim!
**[04:59] Shinpachi**
3-chome, 2-5-3,
**[05:02] Shinpachi**
Maison Kelp, Room 305...
Ryugu Palace?
**[05:05] Shinpachi**
Ryugu Palace? You live
in Ryugu Palace?
**[05:08] Kamenashi**
Oh... Yes. Actually I'm a guide
at the Ryugu Palace...
**[05:12] Gintoki**
Really?! Huh?! It exists? Ryugu
Palace really exists?!
**[05:16] Kamenashi**
Huh? It ordinarily exists...
***SIGN*** ["Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins"]
**[05:28] Kagura**
Long, long ago... Urashima
caught a voyeuristic turtle...
***SIGN***
**[05:36] Kagura**
When he went to Ryugu Palace...
**[05:39] Kamenashi**
Could you stop that? Could
you stop singing that song?
**[05:42] Kamenashi**
It would be bad if it became folklore.
**[05:44] Kagura**
Yahoo! We get to spend summer
vacation at Ryugu Palace!
**[05:47] Shinpachi**
I never thought Ryugu Palace
actually existed.
**[05:50] Shinpachi**
Does that mean Taro Urashima
actually existed?
**[05:52] Kamenashi**
Yes. I don't know him,
**[05:55] Kamenashi**
but a guest the first turtle brought
over was called Urashima-san.
**[05:58] Kamenashi**
We've called all of our guests
"Urashima-san" ever since.
**[06:02] Shinpachi**
Did you hear that, Gin-san?!
We're Urashima-san!!
**[06:05] Shinpachi**
Isn't that amazing? We've
left our mark in history!!
**[06:08] Gintoki**
This isn't really important, but you've
been referring to us as guests.
**[06:11] Gintoki**
You're not going to take money
from us, are you?
**[06:15] Kamenashi**
Of course not!!
**[06:16] Kamenashi**
Ryugu Palace is indeed a paradise that
only chosen celebrities can visit.
**[06:21] ---**
It's the sea's holy land and
**[06:22] ---**
cannot be entered no matter how
much money you pay. But...
**[06:26] Kamenashi**
Turtles, despite their looks, are honorable
creatures that fulfill their duties.
**[06:30] ---**
Repaying favors like the surging and
receding waves is the law of the sea.
**[06:35] Gintoki**
"Despite their looks"? There
aren't any turtles like you.
**[06:38] Kamenashi**
As a special offer...
**[06:40] ---**
I'll give you a complimentary
all-you-can-drink voucher...
**[06:43] Kagura**
Make it free!!
**[06:45] Kamenashi**
All right. As a special offer...
**[06:48] ---**
I'll double the stamps on your point card.
**[06:50] Kagura**
Make it free!!
**[06:53] Kamenashi**
All right. I'll rub lotion on you for free!
***SIGN*** [Note: He's holding erotic massage lotion.]
**[06:55] Kagura**
What kind of shop are you?!
**[06:57] Gintoki**
Anyway, how long will it
take to get to Ryugu?
**[07:00] Gintoki**
We've been drifting in the ocean
for about two hours.
**[07:03] ---**
You have a boat license, don't you?
**[07:04] ---**
Don't you have a faster boat?!
**[07:07] Kamenashi**
I got into an accident and killed
a dolphin. I'm on trial now.
**[07:11] Shinpachi**
How many times have
you been convicted?!
**[07:12] Gintoki**
Come on. Give me a break.
**[07:14] Gintoki**
At this rate, I'll become an old man before
I even open the treasure chest.
**[07:20] Gintoki**
Hey, what's with that cruiser?
**[07:22] Shinpachi**
Th-That's...
**[07:24] Shinpachi**
Sis!! Kyubei-san!!
**[07:26] Otae**
Oh, Shin-chan, what are you doing
out in the middle of the ocean?
**[07:30] Shinpachi**
You, two! Why are you here?
**[07:32] Shinpachi**
I thought you were out shopping
with Kyubei-san.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Japanese actor, Tatsuya Umamiya.]
**[07:35] Kamemiya**
Otae-chan...
**[07:36] Kamemiya**
Kyu-chan...
**[07:37] Kamemiya**
I caught a nice swordfish.
Shall I clean it...
**[07:39] Kamemiya**
on our way to Ryugu?
**[07:41] Shinpachi**
Wh-What kind of turtle is that?!
**[07:44] Kagura**
He's really cool!! He has
a golden sheen to him!!
**[07:47] Shinpachi**
He caught a swordfish!
He has chest hair!!
**[07:49] Gintoki**
Is he really a turtle?
**[07:51] Shinpachi**
S-Sis, could it be that you're also...
**[07:54] Kyubei**
We happened to save his
daughter from bad men.
**[07:59] Kyubei**
He was insistent on inviting us to Ryugu Palace
even though we said he didn't have to.
**[08:03] Kamemiya**
They were a rare brand of wicked men.
**[08:06] ---**
Let's get going. Ryugu Palace
gets crowded around this time.
**[08:09] ---**
We must hurry.
**[08:10] Kyube**
Oh, yes.
**[08:13] Otae**
Well, Shin-chan, I don't know what you all are doing,
but it's dangerous and you should return to land.
**[08:18] Shinpachi**
H-Hey, wait...
**[08:19] Shinpachi**
Sis, let us on, too!!
**[08:21] Kagura**
Sis!!
**[08:23] Gintoki**
Hey!!
**[08:24] Gintoki**
What's the meaning of that? Why
is there more than one turtle?!
**[08:27] Gintoki**
I thought it wasn't that easy
to go to Ryugu Palace!!
**[08:30] ---**
What's the deal with that turtle?!
Why is there such a difference?!
**[08:32] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, now's not the
time to be saying that.
**[08:34] Shinpachi**
He said that Ryugu Palace is going
to be crowded!! We've got to hurry.
**[08:36] Gintoki**
Damn it!!
**[08:38] Gintoki**
We can't let them outdo
our summer vacation!!
**[08:49] Shinpachi**
Wh-What the hell is this?!
**[08:52] Shinpachi**
Oh! That's...
**[08:55] Kagura**
It's Madao!!
**[08:56] Gintoki**
Hey, what's with that turtle?
**[08:58] Gintoki**
No one would ever pick on that turtle.
**[09:01] Hasegawa**
Hey, Gin-san, this turtle saved me when
I was about to jump off a cliff.
**[09:05] Hasegawa**
He's taking me to Ryugu Palace now.
**[09:08] Shinpachi**
He didn't save the turtle,
but was saved instead.
**[09:10] Kame Captain**
Hasegawa-san, I caught
a nice Shikao Suga.
***SIGN*** [Note: Wordplay on Kajiki Maguro (swordfish) and Suga Shikao (musician).]
**[09:13] Kame Captain**
Why don't we clean it
on the way to Ryugu?
**[09:15] Shinpachi**
What's a Shikao Suga?! How
are you going to clean that?!
**[09:19] Kame Sailor**
Captain!!
**[09:22] Kame Sailor**
There's something flying above us...
**[09:23] Kame Captain**
What?!
**[09:25] Kame Captain**
I-Impossible. That's... It can't be...
**[09:32] Kame Captain**
It's a giant turtle.
**[09:37] Kame Sailor**
That's a soft-shelled turtle, isn't it?
**[09:40] Kame Captain**
It's a soft-shelled turtle.
**[09:42] Shinpachi**
That's slightly inaccurate.
**[09:44] Gintoki**
No, wait, we're riding in a rowboat
for transportation. His guide is...
**[09:53] Shinpachi**
No, that's totally inaccurate...
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to Momotaro, a hero from Japanese folklore.]
**[09:55] Shinpachi**
That's the wrong folktale.
**[09:57] Katsura**
Gintoki, I never expected to see
you here. What a coincidence.
**[10:00] Katsura**
In return for giving them millet dumplings,
they're taking me to Tianzhu.
***SIGN***
**[10:04] Gintoki**
What country is that folktale from?!
**[10:07] Kame Captain**
Fire!!
**[10:08] Kame Captain**
Hasegawa-san's the one who's
going to go to Ryugu Palace!
**[10:11] Kame Captain**
Madao has lost hope. I'm
going to give him a light!!
**[10:15] Katsura**
Who'd want to go to Ryugu Palace?!
**[10:18] Katsura**
We're going to Tianzhu!!
**[10:20] Shinpachi**
That doesn't exist!!
**[10:27] Kamemiya**
You bastards!!
**[10:29] Kamemiya**
I'm the feared Emperor of the Sea.
**[10:32] Kamemiya**
You've got some nerve, getting
rowdy in front of me!!
**[10:33] Kamemiya**
I'll turn you all into weights
for making Tatchan-zuke!!
***SIGN*** [Note: "Tatchan-zuke" is a brand of Japanese pickles owned by Tatsuo Umemiya, a Japanese actor.]
**[10:36] Otae**
H-Hey, wait!!
**[10:50] Shinpachi**
Why?!
**[10:51] Gintoki**
We just wanted to go to Ryugu
Palace. Why does this...
**[10:53] Gintoki**
have to happen to us?!
**[11:21] Shinpachi**
Is this...
**[11:22] Shinpachi**
Ryugu Palace?
**[11:25] Shinpachi (Mono)**
This wasn't Ryugu Palace.
**[11:29] Shinpachi**
Everyone! Gin-san, Kagura-chan,
Kamenashi-san!
**[11:42] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Here...
**[11:44] Shinpachi (Mono)**
There wasn't any extravagant food, beautiful
dancers, or Otohime-sama.
**[11:55] Shinpachi (Mono)**
My...
**[11:56] Shinpachi (Mono)**
worst summer vacation
was about to begin.
***SIGN*** [Gorilla News]
**[12:16] Pilot A**
Hey, look at that!
**[12:28] Newscaster**
We have determined that the
person who was rescued
**[12:31] Newscaster**
from the deserted island the other day
**[12:33] Newscaster**
is Shinpachi Shimura-san,
**[12:34] Newscaster**
who had gone missing sixty years ago.
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[12:39] Journalist A**
Excuse me, Shimura-san, but how did
you survive on that deserted island?
**[12:44] Journalist B**
What did you eat?
**[12:45] Journalist C**
What did you think about?
**[12:47] Journalist D**
Wasn't there any way to escape?
**[12:49] Journalist E**
What do you want to do
the most right now?
**[12:56] Old Shinpachi**
I want to see Gin-san and the others.
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs Gin]
***SIGN*** [Lingerie Pub]
**[13:03] Barker**
Hey, sir, want to come in?
We have a lot of cute girls.
**[13:06] Barker**
You'd like to have some
fun, wouldn't you?
**[13:08] Old Shinpachi (Mono)**
There isn't anyone...
**[13:11] Old Shinpachi (Mono)**
Everyone's gone...
**[13:14] Old Shinpachi (Mono)**
They're not anywhere...
**[13:17] Old Shinpachi (Mono)**
I'm alone...
**[13:20] ---**
I'm alone in the world...
**[13:30] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I was alone even when I
awoke from my nightmare.
**[13:34] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Taro Urashima grew old while living
the fast life in Ryugu Palace.
**[13:39] Shinpachi (Mono)**
But I'm going to grow old alone in this place
without ever reaching Ryugu palace.
**[13:44] Shinpachi (Mono)**
No, I'm not sure I can even
survive, let alone grow old.
**[13:49] ---**
Furthermore, there's no guarantee
that anyone will rescue me.
**[13:52] ---**
No, no. I get depressed
when I'm by myself.
**[13:58] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I need to think positive!!
**[13:59] Shinpachi (Mono)**
You need to think positive at
times like this, Shinpachi!!
**[14:02] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I'm sure that Gin-san and
the others are alive.
**[14:04] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I'm sure they'll come to save me.
**[14:06] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Until then, I need to do
my best by myself.
**[14:09] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Think positive, Shinpachi.
**[14:11] Shinpachi (Mono)**
The world is just a reflection
of your heart.
**[14:15] Shinpachi (Mono)**
One thought can change the
way you see the world.
**[14:20] Shinpachi (Mono)**
If anything, enjoy this predicament,
Shinpachi.
**[14:23] Shinpachi (Mono)**
This is a deserted island!!
**[14:24] Shinpachi (Mono)**
There aren't many opportunities to experience
such complete solitude.
**[14:33] Shinpachi (Mono)**
My heart suddenly feels lighter.
**[14:36] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I realized that it wasn't clothes I had discarded,
but rather my mental armor.
**[14:42] ---**
Our daily lives wear us down.
**[14:45] ---**
We end up placing heavy armor around our
hearts in order to get by without being hurt.
**[14:56] Shinpachi (Mono)**
What are we afraid of?
**[14:58] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Now that I've removed my barrier,
now that I've let everything loose,
**[15:02] Shinpachi (Mono)**
my naked heart tenderly
accepts everything.
**[15:06] Shinpachi (Mono)**
My heart melts in the wind.
My body melts into nature.
**[15:11] Shinpachi (Mono)**
The trees, the water, and the
sun were all within me.
**[15:15] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Yes. I am a part of this planet,
and this planet is a part of me.
**[15:21] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Before I knew it, my sense of
loneliness had slipped away.
**[15:24] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I had nothing to fear.
**[15:27] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I'm...
**[15:29] Shinpachi (Mono)**
Not alone...
**[15:36] Shinpachi (Mono)**
I really wasn't alone.
**[15:39] Hasegawa**
S-Someone was here.
**[15:41] Shinpachi**
Y-You washed up here, too,
huh Hasegawa-san?
**[15:47] Hasegawa**
Let's ignore what we
were doing just now.
**[15:51] Shinpachi**
Yeah.
**[15:52] Hasegawa**
I thought that I was completely alone.
**[15:55] Hasegawa**
I just let loose as if I was the
only person in the world.
**[16:01] Shinpachi**
Well, opportunities such
as this don't really exist.
**[16:05] Gintoki**
Ka-me-ha-me-ha!!
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Dragon Ball]
**[16:11] Gintoki**
Something's wrong. Maybe I should
do it with a little more oomph.
**[16:15] Gintoki**
Ka-me-ha-me...
**[16:25] Hasegawa**
We didn't see anything.
**[16:27] Gintoki**
Thanks. I thought I was
completely alone.
**[16:30] Gintoki**
I thought I could practice
to my heart's content.
**[16:35] Otae**
Yeah!!
**[16:35] Otae**
That girl is a lovely angel from
the sun! Just a little wild! Say!
***SIGN*** [Note: Lyrics to the B'z (a Japanese band) song, Taiyo no Komachi Angel.]
**[16:46] Hasegawa**
Umm... Everyone likes B'z. There's
nothing to be embarrassed about.
**[16:50] Shinpachi**
Th-They're always at
the top of the charts.
**[17:07] Gintoki**
I understand. She wanted
to show that to someone.
**[17:11] Gintoki**
That was miraculous, wasn't it?
**[17:16] Kagura**
That cloud... Laputa's got to be in there!!
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to Laputa: Castle in the Sky.]
**[17:22] Otae**
Everyone thinks that when
they see a huge cloud.
**[17:26] Otae**
There's nothing embarrassing about that.
**[17:30] Katsura**
That girl is a lovely angel from the sun!
**[17:35] Katsura**
What's this?
**[17:37] Katsura**
That cloud... There's got to be a crystallized
Crystal Takigawa in there.
***SIGN*** [Note: Christel Takigawa is a Japanese newscaster.]
**[17:42] Katsura**
Oh no. I stopped in the middle of "SOS"!
**[17:47] Shinpachi**
What the-?!
**[17:49] Gintoki**
I can't understand any of his actions!
**[17:51] Gintoki**
I can't sympathize with
him. What is this?!
**[17:53] Gintoki**
Why was he trying to save this?
**[17:55] Katsura**
It's miraculous isn't it? It looks
exactly like Crystal Takigawa.
**[17:58] Gintoki**
What do you mean by
Crystal Takigawa?!
**[18:01] Gintoki**
What's miraculous is your idiocy!!
**[18:03] Katsura**
I ran out of piss halfway.
**[18:06] ---**
Does anyone have to
go to the bathroom?
**[18:08] Gintoki**
Why does it have to be in piss?!
**[18:10] Gintoki**
Anyway, how much did you piss?
**[18:12] Gintoki**
I'm surprised you drew
something this big!
**[18:14] Katsura**
I was influenced by Inoue
sensei's commercial.
**[18:17] Gintoki**
Inoue sensei would never do this!!
**[18:21] Hasegawa**
This is terrible.
**[18:22] Hasegawa**
Our boats headed to Ryugu
Palace were destroyed
**[18:25] Hasegawa**
and we ended up on this deserted island.
**[18:28] Katsura**
It's Tianzhu, not Ryugu.
**[18:29] Gintoki**
You be quiet.
**[18:31] Otae**
It's great that everyone's all right.
**[18:34] Gintoki**
What's so great about this?
**[18:36] ---**
We don't have a boat to escape
in or any way to call for help,
**[18:39] ---**
not to mention food and shelter.
What are we going to do?
**[18:43] Kyubei**
With this many of us, we'll manage
on this deserted island.
**[18:47] ---**
For now, we need to think of a way
**[18:49] ---**
to get off this island and
how to survive until then.
**[18:54] Katsura**
Before we do, you should probably
choose me as your leader.
**[18:57] Gintoki**
Why are you already the leader?
**[19:00] Gintoki**
First, we should choose a leader to
decide how we'll choose a leader.
**[19:03] Otae**
Then first, we should choose a leader
**[19:06] Otae**
who will choose the leader who will
decide how we'll choose a leader.
**[19:08] Shinpachi**
Hey, this is really tedious!! Our world
will become filled with leaders!!
**[19:11] Gintoki**
This is a bother, so Hasegawa-san
is good enough, right?
**[19:13] Gintoki**
He's the oldest.
**[19:14] Gintoki**
We should let him do what he
wants on this deserted island.
**[19:16] Hasegawa**
Don't say that in such an annoying
way! I don't want to be the leader!!
**[19:20] Kagura**
That's right. Madao is best left in charge
of opening and closing curtains.
**[19:24] Hasegawa**
Why am I in charge of something
that doesn't even matter?!
**[19:26] Hasegawa**
There aren't even any
curtains anywhere!!
**[19:28] Kagura**
You're in charge of closing
the curtains on your life.
**[19:30] Hasegawa**
Are you telling me to die?!
This girl is telling me to die!!
**[19:33] Katsura**
What we need right now is
food and a place to sleep.
**[19:36] Katsura**
Also, we can't do anything unless
we explore this island.
**[19:40] ---**
For today we shall split into four groups:
the food team, the shelter team,
**[19:43] For Today We Shall Split Into Four Groups**
the exploration team, and
the curtains team...
**[19:45] Hasegawa**
We don't need anyone
in charge of curtains!!
**[19:47] Otae**
I want to be on the food team.
I'll cook with the utmost care.
**[19:51] Gintoki**
All right, make one more team-the
chemical poisoning team.
**[19:54] Gintoki**
Poison!
**[19:57] Hasegawa**
Look. I caught these.
**[19:59] Otae**
Oh my! That's amazing, Hasegawa-san!!
**[20:03] Hasegawa**
I may not look it, but
I'm a man of the sea.
**[20:05] Hasegawa**
As long as I have a pole
and bait, this is nothing.
**[20:08] Otae**
That's amazing!
**[20:09] Otae**
God gives merits to even the
most worthless of people.
**[20:13] Hasegawa**
So you were praising God...
**[20:16] Otae**
But even if we have ingredients,
we can't cook...
**[20:19] Otae**
We can't start a fire. I've tried everything.
**[20:22] Hasegawa**
Tried everything? Looks more
like you were fooling around.
**[20:25] Hasegawa**
You were playing go.
**[20:27] Otae**
When my father was still alive,
**[20:28] Otae**
we'd gather around the othello
or go board and start a fire.
**[20:32] Hasegawa**
You can't start a fire that way!!
**[20:34] Otae**
Oh yeah, you were smoking, weren't
you? Do you have a lighter?
**[20:39] Hasegawa**
Sorry, I dropped it in the ocean.
**[20:41] Hasegawa**
I was desperate to save
these sunglasses.
**[20:44] Otae**
I see. That's problematic.
**[20:47] Hasegawa**
I really want a cigarette.
Do something, Otae-chan.
**[20:51] Otae**
Oh!! I know.
**[20:53] ---**
Hasegawa-san, could you
lend me your sunglasses?
**[20:56] Hasegawa**
What? What are you going to do?
**[20:59] Otae**
I just got a great idea... Just watch.
**[21:02] Hasegawa**
Just to let you know,
**[21:03] Hasegawa**
it's probably impossible to start a fire
using those lenses and sunlight.
**[21:09] Hasegawa**
You were going to break them?!
**[21:12] Hasegawa**
Furthermore, you've got matches!!
**[21:16] Gintoki**
We were supposed to have a wonderful
summer vacation at Ryugu Palace.
**[21:19] Gintoki**
Why did this have to happen to us?
**[21:22] Kagura**
Things like this are nice once
in a while. It's like camping.
**[21:25] Gintoki**
Camping? We might not
be able to get home.
**[21:30] Katsura**
Just as I expected of our leader.
**[21:31] Katsura**
She isn't upset by any predicament,
**[21:33] Katsura**
and, if anything, she's got
the guts to enjoy it.
**[21:36] Katsura**
You're a true samurai!!
**[21:38] Kagura**
I'm not a samurai. Don't touch me!
**[21:40] Katsura**
Gintoki, why don't you learn
a little from our leader?
**[21:44] Katsura**
You always complain about silly things.
**[21:47] ---**
If you're really disappointed
with the status quo,
**[21:49] ---**
you should join the Anti-Foreigner
Faction! Honestly...
**[21:51] Gintoki**
Why are you suddenly trying
to get me to join you?
**[21:53] Gintoki**
Why are you talking to me
as if you're my mother?
**[21:58] Gintoki**
Hey, what's that?
**[22:02] Katsura**
It's a giant box.
**[22:04] Gintoki**
It looks manmade. Why is
this on a deserted island?
**[22:09] Katsura**
Leader, don't touch it!!
**[22:11] Katsura**
Courage and recklessness are
two different things, leader.
**[22:13] Katsura**
If you're a samurai, don't
charge in blindly.
**[22:16] Katsura**
You need to have the strength
to stand up to your enemies
**[22:18] Katsura**
with the knowledge of how
terrifying they are!!
**[22:19] Gintoki**
You already touched it!!
**[22:23] Gintoki**
Run away...
**[22:23] Gintoki**
Kagura!!
**[22:25] Kagura**
Gin-chan!! Zura!!
**[22:27] Katsura**
I'm not "Zura." I'm "Katsura"!!
**[22:31] Gintoki**
What is this smoke?!
**[22:32] Gintoki**
Hey, are you all right?
**[22:34] Katsura**
I'm not "All right." I'm "Katsura"!!
**[22:37] Kagura**
Gin-chan!! Zura!!
**[22:39] Kagura**
Are you all right?
**[22:45] Kagura**
Who are you?!
***SIGN*** [To be continued...]
***SIGN*** ["The Older, The Wiser"]
***SIGN*** [Gintoki and Katsura have turned into old men... Because of the smoke from a treasure chest (?).]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [See you next time.]