# E109 - “Life is a Test”
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZXQDQZY/life-is-a-test)
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***SIGN*** [Sagaru Yamazaki] [Note: Parody of Prince of Tennis.]
**[00:01] Yamazaki**
GinTama...
***SIGN*** [Right after these messages!]
**[00:02] Yamazaki**
Right after these messages!
**[00:03] ---**
You're not there yet.
***SIGN*** [Note: Ryoma's favorite phrase from Prince of Tennis]
***SIGN*** [Amazingly, June 26th is Katsura's birthday. So this month is Katsura Enrichment Month.]
***SIGN*** [Kotaro Katsura, 2X years old. Why not have adults like this?]
**[01:45] Antiforeigner Faction Member A**
Hey, did you hear? Takasugi
fought with the Shinsengumi.
**[01:50] Antiforeigner Faction Member A**
He apparently sent a spy into the Shinsengumi
and tried to kill Chief Kondo.
**[01:57] Antiforeigner Faction Member A**
Well, he ended up failing, though.
**[01:59] Antiforeigner Factionmember B**
A spy, huh? We should be careful.
There may be a spy lurking about.
**[02:04] Yamazaki**
Umm, excuse me.
**[02:06] Antiforeigner Factionmember B**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[02:08] Yamazaki**
H-Hold on a second. I'm not suspicious.
**[02:11] Antiforeigner Factionmember B**
Who are you?! Give us your name!!
**[02:12] Yamazaki**
Umm... I see that you have a sword at your
side when there's a ban on swords...
**[02:16] Yamazaki**
I assume that you are Anti-Foreigner
Faction members.
**[02:20] Antiforeigner Factionmember B**
What do you want?!
**[02:21] Yamazaki**
Please...
**[02:22] Yamazaki**
Would you...
**[02:23] Yamazaki**
Would you let me join the ranks
of the Anti-Foreigner Faction?
***SIGN*** ["Life is a Test"]
**[02:35] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This is the most dangerous
part of my job as a spy.
**[02:38] Yamazaki (Mono)**
It's called undercover investigations.
**[02:41] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I sneak into the ranks of the enemy and
leak secret information to my allies.
**[02:45] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The rewards are huge, but so is the risk.
**[02:48] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Therefore, only the most skilled
spies take on these missions.
**[02:54] Yamazaki (Mono)**
You must be skilled enough to
mask your true feelings while
**[02:57] Yamazaki (Mono)**
risking your life when faced with the danger
of being discovered by the enemy.
**[02:59] ---**
And you can't make a single mistake
when in enemy territory.
**[03:03] Yamazaki (Mono)**
You need finesse to perform your job
with precision in extreme situations.
**[03:07] ---**
And...
**[03:08] Yamazaki (Mono)**
You need to be extremely bland in
order to blend in with everything.
**[03:12] ---**
The person in the Shinsengumi
**[03:13] ---**
who has all of these traits is none
other than I, Sagaru Yamazaki.
**[03:17] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I never expected Anti-Foreigner Faction
members to be hiding in a town like this.
**[03:22] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Akiba Neo, the underground city.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Akihabara.]
**[03:24] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Called a holy land by otaku, it's Edo's
most famous mechanical district.
**[03:28] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The town is like a maze. It's indeed
a perfect place for hiding out.
**[03:38] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The Unstoppable Kotaro Katsura.
**[03:41] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I have to get close to him. Find
out where his officials are...
**[03:45] Yamazaki (Mono)**
And round up all of the Anti-Foreigner
Faction members.
**[03:49] Katsura**
I see. I understand.
**[03:55] Katsura**
All right. Let's begin the interview.
**[03:58] Yamazaki**
Huh?
**[03:59] Katsura**
Give me your resume.
**[04:01] Yamazaki**
Huh? Umm... I can't join the Anti-Foreigner
Faction without passing an interview?
**[04:06] Katsura**
It's a precaution against spies.
**[04:09] Katsura**
I can't fight and leave my back open to
someone with a suspicious background.
**[04:13] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What is this?
**[04:14] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Why do I need to take an interview to partake
in Anti-Foreigner Faction activities?
**[04:16] Yamazaki**
S-Sorry... I forgot my resume.
**[04:21] ---**
But I am more concerned about
my country than anyone else.
**[04:24] Katsura**
I don't care about that.
Just give me your resume.
**[04:33] ---**
Let me give this to you straight.
**[04:36] ---**
Don't you have any common sense?
**[04:38] ---**
When you go job hunting, you usually
bring a resume with you.
**[04:42] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Job hunting? I'm job hunting?!
**[04:45] Katsura**
You're supposed to come in a suit.
**[04:48] Katsura**
What did you come here for?
**[04:50] Katsura**
I'm not the only one who will tell you this.
**[04:53] ---**
Just to let you know, any company
will say the same thing.
**[04:56] Yamazaki (Mono)**
You're not a company!
**[04:58] Katsura**
Also, you sat down before I told you to.
**[05:03] Katsura**
Usually, you sit after your
interviewer tells you to sit.
**[05:07] Yamazaki**
S-Sorry...
**[05:09] Katsura**
All businesses want people
who have common sense.
**[05:14] Katsura**
We say that a person's education
decides his worth...
**[05:17] Katsura**
But anyone can learn their
job while they're doing it.
**[05:21] Maid**
Master, welcome back.
**[05:23] Katsura**
I'm not "master." I'm Katsura.
**[05:26] Maid**
If you pay a special fee, you
can have fun with the maids.
**[05:29] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I don't need you of all
people to tell me that!!
**[05:31] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Why do I have to be lectured
by someone who
**[05:34] Yamazaki (Mono)**
holds an interview in a maid cafe?!
**[05:35] Maid**
Jankenpon.
***SIGN***
**[05:35] Katsura**
Well, anyway, even though we're
Anti-Foreigner Faction members,
**[05:38] Katsura**
we need common sense.
**[05:38] ---**
Aikodesho, sho, sho, sho.
**[05:39] ---**
Revolutionaries destroy
the existing norms.
**[05:42] ---**
And because of that, revolutionaries need
to understand what's common and normal.
**[05:43] ---**
I win!!
**[05:44] ---**
Turn that way!
**[05:48] Katsura**
Keep that in mind if you want to become
an Anti-Foreigner Faction member.
**[05:52] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Huh? I thought I was going to fail,
**[05:56] Yamazaki (Mono)**
but this looks kind of good, doesn't it?
**[05:57] Maid**
Jankenpon.
**[05:57] Kataura**
Well, the interview is over. Hey, take him.
**[05:59] ---**
Aikodesho.
**[06:01] Maid**
Aikodesho, sho, sho, sho.
**[06:01] Yamazaki (Mono)**
He said it was an interview, but did
he really just want to meet me?
**[06:04] Antiforeigner Factionmember A**
Let's go.
**[06:05] Yamazaki**
Oh, yes.
**[06:08] Yamazaki (Mono)**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Turn that way!
**[06:09] Yamazaki (Mono)**
There's no way the Anti-Foreigner
Faction
**[06:11] Yamazaki (Mono)**
would ever do anything weird
like have interviews.
**[06:14] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I'm glad... I managed to infiltrate them.
***SIGN*** [Anti-Foreigner Faction Employment Exam]
**[06:22] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Why does the Anti-Foreigner Faction
have an entrance test?!
**[06:25] Yamazaki (Mono)**
First an interview, and now a test?!
**[06:27] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This is no different from
a regular business!
**[06:29] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This is weird! This is definitely weird!!
**[06:31] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This is bad.
**[06:33] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I never expected it to be so difficult to become
an Anti-Foreigner Faction member.
**[06:37] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What kind of questions do
they have on their test?!
**[06:39] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I never studied for it!
**[06:41] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What is everyone studying?!
**[06:43] Exam Student A**
Hey, did you prepare?
**[06:45] Exam Student A**
I'm in trouble. I didn't study at all.
I'm going to fail. This is bad.
**[06:51] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This guy's bloodshot eyes
say otherwise.
**[06:54] Yamazaki (Mono)**
There's always one faker in the class.
**[06:57] Exam Student A**
Oh...
**[06:58] Katsura**
All right, quiet down.
**[07:00] Katsura**
We're going to start the Anti-Foreigner
Faction employment exam.
**[07:04] Katsura**
Put away your textbooks!
**[07:05] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What textbooks?!
**[07:07] Katsura**
It's too late to stuff anything
else into your head now!
**[07:10] Katsura**
You're no match for those who have always
been doing the review exercises!
**[07:13] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Review exercises? What
review exercises?!
**[07:16] Katsura**
All right, take a look at this.
**[07:18] Katsura**
I'm going to put the questions
up on the screen one by one.
**[07:21] Katsura**
Everyone, use the panel in front
of you to answer each question.
**[07:25] Katsura**
Afterwards, I will announce the answer.
**[07:29] Katsura**
We have a proctor keeping watch
in the back, so try not to cheat.
**[07:33] Katsura**
Everyone, please try your best.
**[07:36] Katsura**
Let the test begin!
***SIGN*** [Question 1 - Write down the correct reading of the following word: Shinsengumi]
**[07:39] Katsura**
Question one. Write down the correct
reading of the following word.
**[07:42] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What is this?! It's incredibly easy!! I see!
**[07:46] Katsura**
Even though we're Anti-Foreigner Faction
members, we need common sense.
**[07:49] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Even if it's a test, it's a question to see
how much common sense one has!
**[07:53] ---**
I haven't studied for this test, but
it looks like I can pass this.
***SIGN*** [Shinsengumi]
**[07:56] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The answer is "Shinsengumi"!
**[07:58] Katsura**
All right, time's up. This is the answer.
***SIGN*** [Scum]
**[08:02] Katsura**
The answer is "scum."
**[08:04] Yamazaki (Mono)**
On what planet is that common sense?!
**[08:06] Katsura**
Well, this is common sense amongst
Anti-Foreigner Faction members.
**[08:09] Katsura**
Other answers like "idiots," "trash," and
"lately intrusive" are also correct.
**[08:13] Exam Student B**
All right! I got it correct!
**[08:15] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Is that what these guys usually call us?!
**[08:18] Exam Student A**
Tsk! A trick question.
***SIGN*** [Shin (crossed out)] Maeragumi]
**[08:20] Yamazaki (Mono)**
You got the question wrong, too!
**[08:22] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What did you study all night?!
**[08:24] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This is bad. I can't even get the correct
answer using common sense.
**[08:27] ---**
I need to answer the questions with the mindset
of an Anti-Foreigner Faction member.
***SIGN*** [Question 2 - Write down the correct reading for the following word: Shogun]
**[08:31] Katsura**
The second question. Write down the
correct reading for the following word.
***SIGN*** [Shogun Shogun Shogun Shogun Shogun Shogun]
**[08:34] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The normal answer would be "shogun."
**[08:36] Yamazaki (Mono)**
But to the Anti-Foreigner Faction,
he is the boss of the enemy.
**[08:40] ---**
Which means...
***SIGN*** [Smegma]
**[08:42] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I'll get it right if I insult him.
***SIGN*** [Correct Answer: Ken Matsudaira]
**[08:44] Katsura**
The correct answer is Ken Matsudaira.
**[08:46] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Why is there a kanji reading
for a kanji word?!
**[08:48] Katsura**
Well, this is common sense
amongst faction members.
**[08:51] Katsura**
"Roughneck," and "cooking
lover" are also correct.
***SIGN***
**[08:54] Exam Student D**
All right! I did it!!
**[08:55] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Why are there people who got it correct?!
**[08:57] ---**
What kind of brains do they have?!
***SIGN*** [Question 3 - Write down the following word in kanji: Jackie Chan]
**[08:59] Katsura**
The third question. Write down
the following word in kanji.
**[09:02] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This doesn't have anything to do with
the Anti-Foreigner Faction anymore!
**[09:04] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Jackie?! I don't know! This
is just plain unreasonable!
**[09:06] Katsura**
The answer is "nose."
***SIGN*** [Nose]
**[09:08] Yamazaki (Mono)**
You just hate Jackie's nose!!
**[09:11] Katsura**
Well, this is common sense
amongst faction members.
**[09:14] Katsura**
"Chair" and "Ryo Saeba was pretty
painful" are also correct.
***SIGN*** [Note: Jackie Chan played Ryo Saeba in the Hong Kong version of City Hunter.]
**[09:18] Yamazaki (Mono)**
That last one was just your opinion!
Don't mention City Hunter!
**[09:22] Katsura**
We've been doing Japanese until now.
**[09:23] Katsura**
Starting with the next question,
we'll be doing math.
**[09:25] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This is bad... I still haven't
got a single question right.
**[09:29] Katsura**
Question number four.
**[09:30] Katsura**
There are ten Shinsengumi members.
**[09:32] Katsura**
Six Anti-Foreigner Faction members run
into them on the side of the road.
**[09:35] Katsura**
The Shinsengumi attack, and three of the Anti-Foreigner
Faction members are killed.
**[09:40] Katsura**
Unyielding, the Anti-Foreigner Faction members
kill two Shinsengumi members.
**[09:43] Katsura**
Amidst the confusion of the battle,
**[09:45] Katsura**
two more Shinsengumi
members are injured,
**[09:47] Katsura**
but six more join them and two Anti-Foreigner
Faction members are killed.
**[09:51] Katsura**
How many noses does Jackie have?
**[09:54] Yamazaki (Mono)**
One, of course!!
**[09:56] Yamazaki (Mono)**
How long are you going to
keep talking about Jackie?!
**[09:58] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This has absolutely nothing
to do with the battle!!
**[10:00] Katsura**
Umm... This question is incredibly
difficult, so I'll give you extra time.
**[10:05] Katsura**
Think about it for an hour.
**[10:07] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I don't need an hour!
**[10:09] ---**
No...wait! He's been giving us
deceptive answers until now.
**[10:15] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What if Jackie was in this battle?!
**[10:18] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What if Jackie's nose...
**[10:21] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Was cut off in the battle?!
**[10:22] Katsura**
The correct answer is "one."
**[10:24] Katsura**
You there, be quiet.
**[10:26] Yamazaki**
Oh, sorry...
**[10:29] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I was completely tricked!
**[10:30] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I read into it too much and let a
question I could answer slip by!
**[10:33] Exam Student A**
Tsk! A trick question, huh?
**[10:35] Exam Student A**
That was close.
**[10:36] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What exactly were you tricked by?!
**[10:39] Katsura**
Umm... That's it for math.
**[10:41] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This isn't math!
***SIGN*** [Question 5 - Translate the following passage.]
**[10:43] Katsura**
The next section is foreign language.
**[10:45] ---**
Question five. Translate
the following passage.
**[10:48] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What language is this?!
I can't read it at all!!
**[10:51] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Is this an alien language
from another planet?!
**[10:54] ---**
An illustration?! That's it! That illustration!
**[10:56] ---**
That picture has got to represent
the contents of the passage!
**[11:00] ---**
I've got to rely on intuition and
this picture to translate it!
**[11:02] Yamazaki (Mono)**
No matter how I look at this,
it's a picture of a battlefield.
**[11:05] Yamazaki (Mono)**
One guy is about to die and the other
is listening to his last words.
**[11:09] ---**
There's no mistake...
**[11:11] Yamazaki (Mono)**
He has something in his hand!
**[11:12] Yamazaki (Mono)**
A letter? No, a photograph!
**[11:28] Sergeant**
Never mind me... Hurry up
and run away, you maggot!
**[11:32] Private (Mono)**
The Sergeant quickly grew
cold in my arms...
**[11:37] Private (Mono)**
He was a drill sergeant who
was so terrifying and hateful.
**[11:42] Private (Mono)**
But right now his face looked so kind.
**[11:44] Sergeant**
Can't you follow your superior's
orders, you maggot?!
**[11:47] Sergeant**
Maggot! Tell me you're
a maggot, you maggot!
**[11:51] Private**
Sergeant! I am a maggot!
**[11:54] Private**
I was abandoned by my
parents like a maggot!
**[11:57] ---**
No one will be sad if a
maggot like me dies!
**[12:01] ---**
Please let me do whatever I want!
**[12:04] Sergeant**
What a coincidence, maggot!
**[12:06] Sergeant**
When I took up arms, I also
discarded my family.
**[12:09] Sergeant**
No one will grieve for me anymore.
But you're different...
**[12:13] Private (Mono)**
After the Sergeant said this he slowly
took a blood-splattered photograph
**[12:17] Private (Mono)**
out of his inner breast pocket.
**[12:20] Sergeant**
You have someone who
will grieve for you.
**[12:24] Private (Mono)**
It was a picture of when my mother
was still young and healthy.
**[12:28] Private (Mono)**
By her side was the Sergeant.
He was holding a baby.
**[12:34] Sergeant**
Tell me I'm a maggot...my son.
**[12:39] Private**
Instructor...
**[12:40] ---**
You're a maggot.
**[12:42] ---**
You're a maggot's precious...good-for-nothing
father!
**[12:51] Private (Mono)**
The instructor smiled
and ceased moving.
**[12:58] Yamazaki**
All right. This should be good!
**[13:01] Katsura**
Now, the correct answer...
**[13:06] Sergeant**
Jackie's nose is big, isn't it?
**[13:08] Katsura**
That's it.
**[13:09] Yamazaki (Mono)**
It was a picture of Jackie?!
**[13:12] Yamazaki (Mono)**
How long a passage do you need to
express how big Jackie's nose is?!
**[13:18] Exam Student A**
It was wrong but I was touched.
**[13:20] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Don't look at my answer!
It's too embarrassing!
**[13:24] Katsura**
The next question is the final
question in the written exam.
**[13:27] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The last one already?! Most of the
questions were only about Jackie!
***SIGN***
**[13:30] Katsura**
Write down the reason why you want to join
the Anti-Foreigner faction in Kamchatkan.
**[13:34] Exam Students**
What?! Kamchatkan?!
**[13:37] Exam Student B**
This is impossible!! I can't write
in such a difficult language!
**[13:41] Katsura**
This is a difficult question so
if you get this right, you pass.
**[13:47] Yamazaki (Mono)**
It's over. I failed my mission.
**[13:50] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The Vice-Chief is going
to be angry with me.
**[13:51] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I'll just write anything...
**[13:55] Katsura**
Umm... One person got it correct.
Examinee number 11!
**[13:59] Exam Students**
Wow!
**[13:59] Yamazaki**
Huh?
**[14:01] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I just wrote anything. Is this for real?!
**[14:04] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Whatever the case, I can carry
out my mission! All right!
**[14:08] Yamazaki**
I did it!
**[14:11] Katsura**
Umm... Since he got it correct,
let's take a look at his answer.
**[14:14] Katsura**
When translated, it says, "I came here to
carry out an undercover investigation.
**[14:19] Katsura**
I will send all you Anti-Foreigner
Faction members to hell."
**[14:24] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Huh?
**[14:31] Cm Bumperyamazaki (Mono)**
What?!
**[14:33] ---**
Th-This is bad...
**[14:35] Yamazaki (Mono)**
They discovered that I've come to
do an undercover investigation!
**[14:38] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[14:39] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Did they know who I was
from the beginning?!
**[14:43] Yamazaki (Mono)**
U-Umm...
**[14:46] Katsura**
Hmm... You wish to become a part of
our undercover investigation squad.
**[14:48] Katsura**
Good job. Everyone, give
him a round of applause.
**[14:51] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Huh?
**[14:54] ---**
They didn't find out who I was...
**[14:57] ---**
Thank goodness... Now I can...
**[14:59] Katsura**
Those who have passed the written
exam will now take the final test.
**[15:03] Katsura**
We will have a skills test.
**[15:04] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Huh? Huh?
**[15:06] Katsura**
You will take a skills test for
undercover investigation.
**[15:11] ---**
Undercover investigation is
one of the most difficult
**[15:12] ---**
of Anti-Foreigner Faction activities.
**[15:14] ---**
The enemy isn't stupid enough
to overlook spies.
**[15:19] Yamazaki (Mono)**
There is an idiot right in front of me!!
**[15:21] Katsura**
Even though it's a test, you
don't know what'll happen.
**[15:24] Katsura**
So you will take the test
under supervison.
**[15:27] ---**
Captain Dragon!
**[15:29] Yamazaki**
Captain...Dragon?
**[15:48] Yamazaki**
U-Umm...
**[15:49] Dragon**
Hello, I'm Captain Dragon.
**[15:52] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Huh?
**[15:52] Dragon**
You're going to be sneaking into the headquarters
of a certain organization with me.
**[15:56] Dragon**
You'll pass if you can steal
a secret document.
**[15:59] ---**
Then you'll be a formal Anti-Foreigner
Faction member. Got that?
**[16:02] Yamazaki**
Well, anyway... You're one
of those, aren't you?
**[16:04] Yamazaki**
You're supposed to be him, aren't
you? You're a Jackie look-alike...
**[16:07] Dragon**
I'm not Jackie. I'm Captain Dragon!
**[16:10] Yamazaki**
Your face is really close to mine.
**[16:11] Dragon**
Let me ask you one thing.
**[16:13] Dragon**
What is the one thing you must protect
**[16:15] Dragon**
more than anything during an
undercover investigation?
**[16:17] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Huh? Is this a test question?
**[16:20] Dragon**
The answer is "your nose."
**[16:22] Yamazaki**
Your nose?
**[16:22] Dragon**
That's right. Your nose!
**[16:24] Dragon**
There are many vital spots
on the human body.
**[16:27] Dragon**
Amateurs often guess that the testicles
are the most vulnerable spot,
**[16:30] Dragon**
but this is wrong!
**[16:31] Dragon**
The most vulnerable spot is the nose!!
**[16:33] Dragon**
Got that?!
**[16:36] Katsura**
The final test...
**[16:39] Katsura**
Project Z will now begin!!
**[16:51] Yamazaki (Mono)**
There it is. This was unexpectedly easy.
**[16:54] Yamazaki**
I did it! I've passed the skills test!
**[17:00] Katsura**
What wonderful skills!
You've passed so far!
**[17:03] Katsura**
But you're being tested until you get that secret
document safely to our headquarters!
**[17:08] ---**
Your excursion continues until you
greet the people back home!
**[17:11] Yamazaki**
Shh... Katsura-san, the enemy's
going to find us!
**[17:14] Enemy D**
Hey, who was talking just now?!
**[17:15] Enemy E**
We've got intruders!
**[17:16] Enemy F**
They're in the secret documents room!
**[17:18] Yamazaki**
They discovered us!
**[17:20] Katsura**
The enemy found you during a crucial
time. You're still too naïve.
**[17:23] Yamazaki**
They discovered us because of you!
**[17:25] Dragon**
Let's run away! Follow
me, exam student!
**[17:29] Enemy G**
Wait! They're over there!
**[17:32] Yamazaki**
Th-They followed us!
***SIGN*** [Question: Choose the correct action to take in this situation.]
**[17:33] Katsura**
Here's a question. Choose the correct
action to take in this situation.
**[17:37] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Huh?! This is part of the test?!
**[17:39] Yamazaki (Mono)**
The correct action? Our only
choice is to run away...
***SIGN*** [Clock Tower]
**[17:42] Yamazaki (Mono)**
A bicycle?
**[17:43] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Nunchucks? A hanger?
A dirty soccer ball?
**[17:47] Yamazaki (Mono)**
A clock tower?
**[17:48] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I see! I have to use one of these objects!
**[17:52] Yamazaki (Mono)**
More than anything, I should choose
to escape. In that case...
**[17:54] Yamazaki (Mono)**
This is it!!
**[17:56] Katsura**
This is the correct answer!!
**[18:01] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Oh no! So that was the correct answer!
**[18:18] Yamazaki**
You fell?!
**[18:20] Katsura**
The answer is, "We'll use that cut for the
outtakes during the ending credits."
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of a Hong Kong Kung-fu action movie.]
**[18:24] Yamazaki**
I can't use that!
**[18:25] Katsura**
Let's go! We're going to shake them
off with a car chase. I'm good at that.
**[18:28] Enemy B**
There they are. Stop!
**[18:31] Dragon**
This is bad.
**[18:39] Yamazaki**
Why your nose?!
**[18:40] Yamazaki**
If you can protect your nose, you
should've protect your butt!
**[18:42] Katsura**
Don't worry about us! We've overcome
danger like this many times.
**[18:47] Yamazaki**
You're just fools!
**[18:52] Yamazaki**
It's a dead end.
**[18:53] ---**
Crap!
**[18:54] Enemy H**
There they are! They're over there!
**[18:56] Yamazaki**
Oh no! They're after us!
***SIGN*** [Question: Choose the correct action to take in this situation.]
**[18:58] Katsura**
Here's a question. Choose the correct
action to take in this situation.
**[19:02] Yamazaki**
You should take the correct
course of action!
**[19:04] ---**
Honestly...
**[19:06] ---**
We've got to fight!
**[19:08] Dragon**
Wrong. The correct answer
is to call Fatgon.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of "Enter The Fat Dragon" by Sammo Hung]
**[19:12] ---**
Fatgon!
**[19:14] Fatgon**
What is it, Dragon?
**[19:15] Yamazaki**
Why Fatgon?! Why is he here?!
**[19:17] Katsura**
If you called Un Pyao, you would
have gotten half a point.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Yuan Biao. Also a Hong Kong action star.]
**[19:21] Yamazaki**
Why would I do that?!
**[19:22] Yamazaki**
Anyway, we've got to
get away from here!
**[19:24] Katsura**
I see! But I won't give you a point for that!
**[19:28] Yamazaki**
I don't need any!
**[19:29] Yamazaki**
Again?! Why is Edo filled
with dead ends?
**[19:32] Yamazaki**
What is the Shogunate doing?!
**[19:34] Katsura**
That's a poignant Anti-Foreigner
Faction-like comment.
**[19:36] Katsura**
I'll give you three points.
**[19:37] Yamazaki**
You're annoying!
**[19:40] Yamazaki**
This is the end of the line...
**[19:41] Katsura**
Here's a question. What do you think
Fatgon should do in this situation?
***SIGN*** [Question: What should Fatgon do in this situation?]
**[19:45] Yamazaki**
That has nothing to do with Jackie
anymore! He's Fatgon!
**[19:50] Fatgon**
Sorry, Dragon, I don't want to die.
**[19:53] Dragon**
I'm disappointed in you!
**[19:55] Dragon**
You're no different from
when you were a thief!
**[19:57] Yamazaki**
I'm disappointed in you for trying
to get help from a thief!
**[20:00] Fatgon**
We'll talk afterwards. Get them!
**[20:05] Dragon**
Exam student, use your body to
protect the secret document!
**[20:12] Yamazaki**
You should protect more
than just your nose!
**[20:15] ---**
All right, now!
**[20:17] Katsura**
Here's a question!
**[20:19] Dragon**
Your comrade is being attacked!
**[20:21] Katsura**
What should you do?!
**[20:22] Yamazaki**
Why don't you just ask me for help?!
**[20:25] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Katsura is my enemy.
**[20:27] Yamazaki (Mono)**
Captain Dragon is allied with
the Anti-Foreigner Faction.
**[20:29] Yamazaki (Mono)**
In that case, there should be no
problem if I abandon them.
**[20:34] ---**
But this is an undercover mission.
**[20:36] ---**
A spy must become an Anti-Foreigner
Faction member in mind and body.
**[20:40] ---**
In that case...
**[20:47] Yamazaki**
Let's run away, Katsura-san,
Captain Dragon!
**[20:52] Katsura**
An Anti-Foreigner Faction
member must sometimes
**[20:56] Katsura**
be cold-hearted in order
to accomplish his goals.
**[20:59] ---**
You should have run away.
**[21:02] ---**
I can't give you any points for the test.
**[21:05] Dragon**
But you pass as a human being.
**[21:12] Yamazaki**
Crap... We were almost there.
**[21:15] Dragon**
It's still not over, yet.
We've still got more tricks!
**[21:20] Yamazaki**
That's a really cool thing to say,
but this is all to much...
**[21:24] Katsura**
Here's a question.
**[21:27] Dragon**
Your comrades can't help you and
you're surrounded by bad guys.
**[21:31] Katsura**
Choose the correct course of action
in this hopeless situation.
**[21:35] Yamazaki (Mono)**
I don't know... What should
I do in this situation?
**[21:40] Dragon**
The correct answer is...
**[21:41] Katsura**
To not give up!
**[21:43] Yamazaki**
But...
**[21:44] Dragon**
Take the secret document and run away.
**[21:46] Yamazaki**
Huh? But what about you two?
**[21:49] Katsura**
We'll...
**[21:50] Dragon**
Protect...
**[21:52] Dragon**
Our new comrade!!
**[21:53] Yamazaki**
Katsura-san!
**[21:54] ---**
Captain Dragon!
**[21:56] Katsura**
Go! Get outta here!!
**[22:00] Dragon**
Don't let our efforts go to waste!
**[22:02] Katsura**
Go!
**[22:06] Enemy C**
I won't let you!
**[22:10] Yamazaki**
Katsura-san, Captain Dragon, I'll
come back with reinforcements!
**[22:16] Enemy A**
Don't let him get away!
**[22:18] Dragon**
I won't let you!
**[22:23] Yamazaki**
I need to get help! I need
to find help right away!
**[22:26] Kamazaki**
Katsura-san and Captain Dragon are...
**[22:35] Yamazaki**
Huh? Huh?
**[22:39] Katsura**
You did well. You passed magnificently.
**[22:46] Dragon**
From today on, you're an Anti-Foreigner
Faction member!
**[22:49] Yamazaki**
Katsura-san, Captain Dragon...
**[22:53] Katsura**
You dropped something...
***SIGN*** [Shogunate Special Armed Police Shinsengumi Investigator Sagaru Yamazaki]
**[22:59] Yamazaki**
Huh?
**[23:00] Yamazaki (Mono)**
What?!
***SIGN***
**[24:30] Katsura**
The next episode... "People Are All Escapees
of Their Own Inner Prisons."
***SIGN*** [Were Yamazaki's actions worthwhile? Katsura is thrown in jail.]
***SIGN*** [The steel fortress, Prison Island. Can Katsura safely escape?!]