E106 - "Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    ["Previously on GinTama"] [00:02] ---     "Land of the Samurai." The days when our     country was called that are long past. [00:06] Gintoki     What's with the intro? Didn't we     already do that a year ago? [00:10] Kagura     Have we run out of new material? [00:12] Shinpachi     No, actually, TV-Tokyo's ratings     have been pretty good, [00:17] Shinpachi     so we thought it'd be nice to explain the     GinTama world to our new viewers. [00:21] Gintoki     So after a year and a half of hard time,     spring has finally come to this anime! [00:26] Kagura     I heard it was because reruns of "The     Prince of Tennis" that started in April, [00:32] Kagura     in the time slot before GinTama,     are doing extremely well. [00:35] Gintoki/Shinpachi     Eh? [00:36] Kagura     He was lavish in his praise     for "The Prince of Tennis." [00:39] Gintoki/Shinpachi     We've got ways to go... SIGN    [Note: Parody of "You've got ways to go" famous phrase by Ryoma Echizen from Prince of Tennis.] SIGN    [Thanks to capitalizing on another show's popularity, "GinTama" continues its successful run!] SIGN    [So in response to the good fortune of a certain sports series... This week we try soccer.] [02:23] Announcer     Here we go! We're in stoppage time     in the second half! [02:26] Announcer     This is FC Oedo's last chance to score! [02:30] Hasegawa     Come on... [02:31] Katsura     Go. [02:32] Kondo     Do it! [02:33] Otae     It's up to you! [02:35] Sachan     Now! [02:36] Kagura     Kick it! [02:37] Shinpachi     This is it! [02:41] Gintoki     Kick it in, Amarao! SIGN    [Two hours and 40 minutes earlier...] [02:56] Amarao (M)     Strikers are beasts that     live to score goals. [03:01] Amarao (M)     What waits at the end of the road     for those who seek to score? [03:08] Amarao (M)     If I remain true to what I believe, [03:11] Amarao (M)     even in this match that marks the end     of the road...I will see everything. SIGN    [Locker Room] [03:16] Amarao (M)     The new world... [03:18] Amarao (M)     that awaits me after a     life of scoring goals! [03:25] Amarao     Okay! [03:26] Amarao     Here we go, team! [03:28] Amarao     Huh? [03:38] Amarao (M)     What?! SIGN    ["Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death"] SIGN    [Oedo Stadium] [03:49] Amarao     Hey! [03:51] Amarao     What is this?! What's going on?! [03:53] ---     Who are you? Who are you people?! [03:56] Gintoki     Wh-Who are we, you ask? [03:59] Shinpachi     Well, we're like beer vendors. [04:03] Kagura     We came here to sell beer, [04:05] Kagura     but they said they couldn't     drink beer before a match. [04:07] Kagura     They said they only wanted Bocari, SIGN    [Note: Bocari is a wordplay on Pocari Sweat, a Japanese sports drink, available in powder form.] [04:09] Kagura     so I went looking for Bocari powder     and made some for them. [04:13] Amarao     No! That wasn't Bocari powder! [04:15] Amarao     That was the powder they     use to mark the field lines! [04:19] Amarao     The game's about to start! [04:20] Amarao     What have you people done?!     What am I going to do now?! [04:26] Gintoki     Shinpachi, who is this guy? [04:29] Shinpachi     He's, you know, FC Oedo's star     player, Daisaku Amarao. [04:34] Gintoki     Amarao-san, you don't have     to make such a big deal of it. [04:39] Gintoki     It didn't bother me one bit that I waited until     August 31 to do my summer homework. SIGN    [Note: In Japan, August 31st is the last day of summer vacation for elementary school kids.] [04:45] Amarao     Today was...my final     game before I retire. [04:49] Gintoki     Your retirement game? [04:51] Amarao     Yes...and I'm the symbol of     this team. Its best player. [04:57] Amarao     For the past 20 years, I've remained with     FC Oedo and scored countless goals. [05:03] Amarao     And above all, I'm an ace     striker who has made [05:07] Amarao     a massive amount of scores every night. [05:09] Amarao     My fans call me the "night-on-the-town's ace"     and the "command tower of group dates". [05:13] Gintoki     No, I think they're looking down on     you. What kind of ace is that? [05:16] Amarao     During my prime, I scored countless     legendary goals. I'm a fantasista. SIGN    [Note: Fantasista is an Italian term for a superstar soccer player.] [05:22] Gintoki     Are you a fool or something?     What're you fantasizing about? [05:26] Amarao     I can't lose my retirement     game by forfeit. [05:29] ---     I'll disappoint my fans. [05:31] Shinpachi     No, I think you've already     forfeited your life history. [05:35] Amarao     I realize that... [05:38] ---     But today is different! [05:41] Amarao     Today...I wanted to make my precious     little boy's wish come true! [05:50] Shinpachi     You wanted to score a goal     today for your little boy? [05:53] Amarao     That's right! That's what     I planned on doing. [05:56] Amarao     But look what you've done!     Forget it, I'll just die! [06:00] Amarao     I should just die right now! Sis, hand     over some of that Bocari! A big cup! [06:03] Kagura     Coming right up. [06:04] Shinpachi     W-Wait! Wait! Just a minute!     There's no need to die! [06:08] Amarao     Then what're you people     going to do about it? [06:10] Amarao     Are you to going to take     responsibility for this?! [06:12] Amarao     Gather up some people, do something! [06:14] Amarao     Just set things up so we     can play the game! [06:17] Amarao     If you don't...my little boy will...he'll... [06:26] Gintoki     All right, all right. I'll take care     of this. Give me some time. [06:33] Amarao     Really?! [06:46] Gintoki     Thanks for waiting. [06:48] Gintoki     It was rather sudden, but I think     I rounded you up quite a group. [06:54] Gintoki     Look! These are the new     FC Oedo team members! [07:02] Amarao     Jesus Christ! [07:04] ---     What is this?! Who are these people?! [07:07] ---     What costume party did you find them     at?! All that's missing is Kin-chan! SIGN    [Note: Refers to Kinichi Hagimoto who used to host a costume contest.] [07:12] ---     Where is he? Where's Kin-chan?! [07:14] Kagura     We need Shinya, too. SIGN    [Note: Shinya Yamomoto is a judge in the Kinichi Hagimoto's costume contest.] [07:15] Amarao     Where is he? Where's the director?!     This is ridiculous! SIGN    [Note: Director is Shinya Yamamoto's nickname.] [07:19] Katsura     What're you so flustered about? SIGN     [07:21] Katsura     Now that we're here, there's no problem. [07:24] Katsura     As you can see, we've studied up     perfectly on the game of soccer. SIGN    [I'm Morisaki.] [Note: Refers to Yuzo Morisaki from Nankatsu FC.] [07:29] Amarao     Quiet! The one next to you     is wrong from the get-go! [07:32] Amarao     You probably just read Captain Tsubasa. SIGN    [Note: Captain Tsubasa is a soccer manga.] [07:34] Katsura     I'm not Captain Tsubasa.     I'm Captain Katsura. [07:37] Amarao     Who cares! [07:38] Sachan     Excuse me, what're we doing? [07:41] Sachan     It's been a long time since     I made an appearance. [07:44] Sachan     I was asked to come to a contest where you     roll balls around without using your hands... [07:48] Sachan     How freaky. [07:50] Sachan     That's fine with me! Gin-san,     take out your balls. [07:53] Gintoki     Tiger! SIGN    [Note: Tiger shot is a special move of Kojiro Hyuga from Captain Tsubara.] [07:55] Otae     What? [07:56] Otae     I heard we were doing a sport     that involved a lot of kicking, [07:58] Otae     so I came dressed like this. SIGN    [Note: Otae is wearing a Thai kickboxing outfit.] [08:00] Hasegawa     What?! [08:01] Hasegawa     I heard it was a sport where everyone     watches all the cool things [08:04] Hasegawa     you can do with your balls,     so I came like this. [08:08] Kondo     What?! I heard the person who makes the     most unique Inari zushi was the winner, SIGN    [Note: Inari zushi is a tofu pouch packed with rice. Looks like nuts.] [08:14] Kondo     so I came like this. [08:16] Amarao     Hey! Every one of you guys     thinks this is about nads! [08:21] ---     The game's about the start! [08:23] ---     How're we going to play     soccer with this group?! [08:26] Shinpachi     Gin-san, all of us together make     only ten. We're short one. [08:32] Gintoki     Huh? Is that so? [08:34] Amarao     Don't just say "Is that so?" Soccer     is played with 11 people! [08:38] Amarao     We're really in trouble     now! There's no time! [08:41] Amarao     What're you going to do?! Come on! [08:45] Gintoki     There, we have everyone. [08:47] Amarao     You just slapped this team together! [08:49] Amarao     You sure this old geezer is any good? [08:51] Amarao     Well at least he's not deaf. [08:55] Shinpachi     Wait a minute, what's going     on, Amarao-san? [08:58] Amarao     Huh? [08:59] Shinpachi     The opposing team... [09:04] Shinpachi     They all have the same face. [09:07] Amarao     They were 11 kids born     at the same time. [09:10] Shinpachi     What?! [09:11] Amarao     Today's opponent is the     Oedo Ambivalence. [09:14] Amarao     All positions are played by     the 11 Matsuno brothers. [09:18] Shinpachi     I'd like to see their mother. [09:21] Rooter A     Amarao! Make sure you score today! SIGN    [Go, Go Amarao!] [09:24] Rooter Bb     Go! You're the night-on-the-town's     top scorer, right? [09:27] Rooters     We're counting on you, Amarao! [09:30] Rooters     At least look good in your last game! [09:33] Amarao (M)     I'm finished. [09:35] Amarao (M)     There's no way we can play a decent     game with these amateurs. [09:42] Child     Go for it! Amarao! [09:46] Shinpachi (M)     Could that be the little boy     he talked about earlier? [09:51] Amarao (M)     That's right...I mustn't give up. [09:54] Amarao (M)     No matter how inexperienced they are, with     proper directions, we might pull it off. [10:03] Announcer     The game is about to begin. [10:06] Announcer     I'm Nakano, and I'll be your     announcer for today. [10:10] Announcer     The Oedo Ambivalence starts things off. [10:12] Announcer     Sannan Matsuno dribbles and     slashes into the defense. [10:15] Amarao     Defenders! Stay on your mark, man-to-man!     Don't let them move freely! [10:20] Sachan/Kondo     Gotcha! [10:21] Sachan     I have my man! [10:23] Kondo     I have mine! [10:24] Amarao     Hey! You're guarding your     own teammates?! [10:27] Kondo     Shut up! When you go after     the one you love... [10:30] Sachan     You always go man-to-man! [10:32] Kondo     Otae-san! [10:34] Sachan     I won't let you go! [10:36] Announcer     Now Sannan Matsuno... [10:38] Announcer     makes a sharp pass towards the     goal right through the defense! [10:40] Amarao     Clear! Just clear it! [10:43] Otae/Gintoki     Clear! [10:51] Otae     Shin-chan, I did it. I cleared two balls. [10:55] Shinpachi     Sis! A girl shouldn't be     talking about two balls! [10:58] Announcer     The ball is grabbed by Juichinan Matsuno.     He races toward the goal. [11:02] Amarao     He's coming your way, goalkeeper! [11:04] Katsura     Okay, I'll guard this side of the     line, and Elizabeth, you... [11:09] Hasegawa     That's not fair! That side's     bigger than mine. [11:12] Katsura     What're you talking about?     This boundary is absolute. [11:15] Hasegawa     What do you mean by absolute?! [11:15] Amarao     Hey! What're you setting territories for?! [11:17] Katsura     I swear to God, they are absolute! [11:18] Amarao     Why are there three goalkeepers?! [11:19] Hasegawa     Okay, above the line's okay. [11:21] Katsura     Above the line is still out of bounds! You're     gonna get penalized! Definitely penalized! [11:25] Hasegawa     I dare you! I dare you to penalize me! [11:28] Katsura     You get the death penalty!     Definitely the death penalty! [11:30] Hasegawa     What?! [11:31] Katsura     You'll definitely get five whacks! [11:36] Hasegawa     What'd you do that for?! [11:38] Katsura     Elizabeth... SIGN    [We should all share this space...] SIGN    [We are...] SIGN    [...teammates!] [11:47] Hasegawa     You... [11:48] Katsura     Elizabeth... [11:50] Katsura     Okay, let's do this! [11:52] Hasegawa     Right! We're teammates! [11:54] Katsura     Teammates! SIGN    [That's right! That's right!] [11:57] Hasegawa/Katsura     Hey! Hey! [12:03] Announcer     Goal! [12:04] ---     The visiting Ambivalence scores first! [12:09] Shinpachi     It's all right. We'll have     many more chances. [12:13] Amarao     No, we won't. [12:17] Amarao     Only you people here should hear this. [12:20] Amarao     My body is a wreck from all my battles     on the field over the years. [12:25] Amarao     These knees, [12:27] Amarao     this back, [12:29] Amarao     have all reached their     limits a long time ago. [12:32] Amarao     I don't know how many more times I can     shoot for the goal with all my might. [12:38] Amarao     That's why...! [12:40] Amarao     I'm not asking for repeated chances! [12:41] Amarao     One...just one shot is enough.     Give me one chance at a goal! [12:49] Gintoki     You say that, but we're amateurs... [12:54] Gintoki     But we'll do what we can. [12:58] Otae     Shin-chan, Kagura-chan. [13:00] Shinpachi     Right. [13:00] Kagura     Okay. [13:02] Amarao     ...Everyone... [13:05] Announcer     The game continues with FC Oedo     in possession of the ball. [13:08] Amarao     I'm counting on you. [13:09] Gintoki     Oh... Having said that, we've     never played soccer before. [13:15] Announcer     Sakata has it stolen away! [13:16] Gintoki     We don't have the guts! SIGN    [Note: Famous phrase from a Captain Tsubasa video game. Displayed when Energy (guts) is low.] [13:19] Matsuno     This is going to be easy!     They're nothing but amateurs! [13:23] Matsuno     I'll increase our lead! [13:27] Announcer     He shoots! [13:28] Announcer     The ball is headed straight     towards the goal! [13:30] Announcer     Elizabeth is their only goalkeeper! [13:32] Announcer     After the last goal, it seems they decided who would     be the goalkeeper using rock-paper-scissors! [13:39] Announcer     The ball is in the air. But will Elizabeth's     physique get in the way?! [13:47] Announcer     It's a spectacular save! [13:49] Announcer     Elizabeth makes a spectacular,     unexpected save! [13:52] Announcer     Makes you wonder what     sort of creature it is! [13:57] Announcer     The front line has raced deep into     the opponent's side of the field. [14:01] Amarao     Goalkeeper! This is our chance     to counterattack! [14:03] Amarao     Kick it out in front of their goal! [14:08] Announcer     The goalkeeper makes a nice feed! [14:12] Amarao (M)     With this... [14:12] Child     Amarao! [14:14] Amarao (M)     I can make his wish come true. [14:18] Amarao (M)     Damn! Why does this     have to happen now! [14:21] Shinpachi     Are you okay, Amarao-san? [14:23] Amarao     Don't worry! It's a badge of     honor I got during a game! [14:27] Amarao (M)     Yes...it was during a hard-fought     game like today! SIGN    [Cabaret Chic Hostess Bar] [14:33] Amarao     C'mon, Ohana-chan, why won't     you go out with me? [14:38] Hana     What should I do? I'll consider it if you do     the Amarao Dance you do at the game. [14:47] Amarao     Is that all? Okay, here goes.     Hora, hora, hora. [14:52] Hana     One fruit plate, please. [14:54] Amarao     Here comes the signature pose! [15:03] Amarao     I never imagined that "game" would     force me into retirement. [15:07] Otae/Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi     A...ma...ra...o...! [15:10] Amarao     Huh?! [15:11] Otae     From start to finish... [15:13] Kagura     You totally got... [15:14] Shinpachi     what you deserved! [15:15] Gintoki     It's your own stupid fault! [15:17] Otae/Kagura/Shinpachi/Gintoki     Shoot! [15:25] Amarao     ...not today... [15:30] Announcer     That concludes the first half. [15:48] Shinpachi     Hey! What're you doing?! [15:51] Kondo     What, Shinpachi-kun? Balls     always go with bats, right? [15:55] Shinpachi     Shut up! Can't you people even remember what     sport you were playing just a second ago?! [15:59] Kondo     No. My memory went splat after     I got kicked in the balls. [16:03] Shinpachi     Are your brains in your balls?! [16:05] Sachan     Gin-san! I want the bat between     your legs right now! [16:07] Shinpachi     That's enough! [16:10] Shinpachi     You stop that, too! [16:12] Otae     Sarutobi-san, a woman must never say such     vulgar things such as bats, poles, and bleep. [16:18] Hasegawa     Hey! You're more vulgar than she is! [16:20] Katsura     Why're all of you panicking? [16:23] Katsura     In the second half, I, Misugi,     the prince of this field, shall? SIGN     [16:27] Katsura     M-My heart. Stay back, manager!     I can still play. SIGN    [Misugi-kun!] [16:32] Katsura     I will get them all with an off-side     trap in the second half... [16:32] Shinpachi     Cut that out! How long are you going     to keep playing Captain Tsubasa! [16:36] ---     Gin-san, this is totally messed up. How'll     we manage in the second half? [16:40] Gintoki     How would I know? [16:41] Gintoki     You're talking about the guy who did     nothing but stupid things out there. [16:44] Gintoki     Maybe we should do as we please, too. [16:47] Shinpachi     But that's... [16:53] Shinpachi     Amarao-san... [16:55] Announcer     The second half is about to start. [16:58] Announcer     In the first half, [17:00] Announcer     FC Oedo managed to keep the score     at 0-1 despite missing their regulars. [17:02] Announcer     Can they catch up in the second half? [17:06] Announcer     The ball goes to Amarao. [17:07] Shinpachi     Amarao-san! [17:09] Amarao (M)     I'd forgotten. I always did things myself. [17:15] Amarao (M)     For my own sake, using     my own strength! [17:18] Announcer     Amarao races deep into the enemy's     side of the field all alone! [17:23] Matsuno     No you don't! [17:28] Announcer     He draws a yellow card! [17:30] Announcer     FC Oedo gets a penalty kick! [17:35] Amarao     Yes... [17:35] Child     All Right! Go! [17:36] Amarao (M)     This is how it should be... [17:39] Amarao     Huh?! [17:40] Amarao     What're you doing?! [17:42] Kagura     Huh?! [17:48] Amarao     Wh-Why do things...turn out this way? SIGN    [Note: Famous phrase by Kinichi Hagimoto, from the costume contest.] [17:58] Amarao (M)     What happened to... [18:02] Amarao (M)     The match! [18:08] Announcer     Ambivalence adds another point! [18:11] Announcer     Looks like Amarao who was out with an     injury is coming back into the game. [18:16] Shinpachi     Amarao-san...we're sorry. [18:19] Amarao     No, I'm to blame for getting     you involved in this. [18:24] Amarao     All we have left is stoppage time. [18:27] Amarao     It's true that I did nothing but stupid     things during my soccer career. [18:31] Amarao     That came back to haunt me today. [18:36] Amarao     But I won't give up on scoring     a goal until the very end. [18:39] Amarao     That's the sort of person a striker is. [18:42] Amarao     During the time that's left, I'll score     a goal even if I have to do it alone. [18:46] Amarao     My little boy...is waiting for a goal. [18:50] Gintoki     But isn't your back and knees a wreck? [18:54] Amarao     They give me more of a chance     than relying on you amateurs. [18:58] Amarao     You realize it now, don't you?     Soccer is not a game. [19:03] Amarao     The field is a battleground.     Soccer is war! [19:09] All (M)     War?! [19:13] Amarao     What's so funny?! [19:15] Gintoki     Amarao-san, you son-of-a-gun. [19:19] Gintoki     All of us here are definitely     amateurs at soccer. [19:23] Gintoki     But, if it's war, we're talking about... [19:27] Gintoki     Everyone here is a battle-hardened pro. [19:30] Amarao     Huh? [19:32] Gintoki     Just watch. [19:33] Announcer     All that remains is stoppage time. [19:37] Announcer     With the outcome already decided, [19:38] Announcer     the only question is whether or not Amarao     will score a goal in his retirement match. [19:46] Announcer     Amarao speeds in alone once again! [19:49] Amarao (M)     Tsk! That pain again... [19:51] Announcer     The ball is taken away! [19:53] Announcer     And it goes back... [19:54] Announcer     the other way! [19:55] Amarao     Crap! [19:57] Gintoki     Don't come here! [19:59] Gintoki     You go for a goal, nothing else! [20:01] Gintoki     We'll set you up! [20:07] Hasegawa     You're not scoring any more points! [20:09] Amarao     Fools! Amateurs shouldn't rush in! [20:12] Gintoki     You're wrong! He's not just any amateur! [20:16] Amarao     He's... [20:19] Amarao     Is that?! A foot soldier?! [20:21] Amarao     One who rushes in with     no fear for his life?! [20:25] Hasegawa     I'm used to diving in and     sacrificing myself! [20:32] Amarao     He's just a foot soldier, after all. [20:34] Gintoki     Look closely! [20:38] Gintoki     The foot solder was a decoy! [20:39] Gintoki     The real defenders are the     spearmen behind him! [20:44] Kondo     Let's do it, Otae-san! [20:49] Amarao     That figure going after the ball     in mid-air has to be an archer! [20:53] Kondo     Go! Sky Love Gorricane! SIGN    [Note: Parody of "Sky love Hurricane", special attack by the Tachibana Brothers in Captain Tsubasa.] [20:57] Amarao     Look out! There's a defender     in the path of the pass! [21:00] Matsuno     This one's mine! [21:02] Sachan     Do you know... [21:03] Sachan     who the fastest person on     a battlefield is? [21:06] Matsuno     It's... [21:07] Sachan     the shinobi! [21:10] Kagura     Shinpachi! Let's do this with a     back-and-forth pass attack. [21:12] Shinpachi     Right. [21:13] Kagura     Here's the pass! [21:14] Kagura     Pass. [21:16] Kagura     Pass. [21:17] Amarao     What a combination! [21:19] Amarao     It's the Takeda Cavalry! The strongest     during wartime Japan! [21:23] Shinpachi     What?! I'm a horse?! [21:25] Goalkeeper     What're you guys doing?! [21:27] Goalkeeper     There's only Amarao left! Defend him! [21:34] Amarao (M)     What?! [21:35] Old Man     Samurai-san, leave this guy     to me and go on ahead. [21:41] Old Man     Score a goal for everyone. [21:43] Amarao     Hey! You're way too cool! [21:46] Kagura     Gin-chan! [21:49] Gintoki     Go, Amarao! [21:51] ---     Score! SIGN    [Go!] [21:54] Gintoki     For the sake of your little boy! [22:02] Amarao     Thank you, everyone... [22:04] ---     And...! [22:05] Child     Amarao! [22:07] Amarao (M)     Ohana-chan! [22:09] Gintoki/Otae/Katsura     What?! [22:10] Amarao     Go out with me for the     sake of my "little boy"! [22:14] Amarao     Shoot! [22:29] Amarao     I-It...snapped... [22:34] Announcer     And that's the end of the game! [22:36] Father     C'mon, let's go home. [22:38] Child     Daddy! [22:48] Amarao (M)     Strikers are beasts that     live to score goals. [24:26] Gintoki     The next episode... "Kids Don't Understand     How Their Parents Feel." SIGN    [The Odd Jobs are summoned to a splendid mansion owned by their client Kaguzo Mashiroi, boss of the Mashiroi Gang.] SIGN    [His son, Utsuzo, had become reclusive. Can Gin-san and friends coax him out of his shell?]