# E102 - "Otaku Are Talkative"

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6752K2VR/otaku-are-talkative)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Toshiro Hijikata has become a hopeless otaku because of the curse from a demonic sword.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[What is Kamotaro Ito's ambition?! And what is Sogo Okita's true intent?]
<br>**[01:41] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The NEET problem, the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hikikomori problem...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>**[01:43] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The number of apathetic young<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people is steadily on the rise.<br>**[01:47] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The people known as "Otaku" are said to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be NEETs and hikikomori in the making.<br>**[01:50] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today we have gathered one hundred<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;self-proclaimed otaku.<br>**[01:54] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do they think when they withdraw<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into their inner world?<br>**[01:58] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We will find out what they're really like!!<br>**[02:00] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otaku Summit: A Live<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Debate Till Morning!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Otaku Summit - A Live Debate Till Morning] [Note: Spoof of Japanese TV discussion program "Asa Made Nama TV."]
<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As usual, we'll be going on until morning.<br>**[02:04] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no! It's started...<br>**[02:07] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? This is odd...<br>**[02:09] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[02:10] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got to tape Shinpachi's gallantry.<br>**[02:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi?<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he hasn't come over today.<br>**[02:17] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First off...<br>**[02:19] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to correct the notion that all otaku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are hikikomori and NEETs in the making.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[53 Idol Otaku - Captain Shimura]
<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are otaku amongst us who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work and function in society.<br>**[02:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is he doing?<br>**[02:35] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I see...<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm...<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Number 31, what's your opinion?<br>**[02:39] Otaku31**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[02:40] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This show attempts to criticize and blame otaku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for causing Japan's current problems...<br>**[02:46] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, all right.<br>**[02:48] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? He's become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a really annoying guy!<br>**[02:48] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just want to get other people's<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;opinions, too...<br>**[02:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure the viewers definitely hate him!<br>**[02:53] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First off, it's weird to group<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all otaku into one category!<br>**[02:57] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, it's getting heated! Come<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on, where is that piece of junk?!<br>**[02:58] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, now... A-Anyway, sit down, okay?<br>**[03:02] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're supporting a pop idol,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something that's real.<br>**[03:07] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what I don't understand is...<br>**[03:09] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People who are in love with two-dimensional<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;girls from anime and games.<br>**[03:14] Otaku A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! What do you mean<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by that, Number 53?!<br>**[03:17] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A two-dimensional girl can never be attained<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if you're in love with her.<br>**[03:20] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a waste of time.<br>**[03:21] Otaku A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way! Shiori-chan is alive in my heart!<br>**[03:25] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I have an objection. May I speak?<br>**[03:28] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go right ahead.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[7 Anime Otaku - Toshi]
<br>**[03:29] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm... In short, Number<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;53 is trying to say<br>**[03:32] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that three-dimensional otaku are more realistic<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than us two-dimensional otaku.<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But let me ask you this...<br>**[03:40] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you think supporting a pop idol<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will help you get one to marry you?<br>**[03:45] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[03:47] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't, can you?<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, us two-dimensional otaku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you three-dimensional otaku<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are both in love with something unattainable.<br>**[03:55] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're in the same boat.<br>**[03:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, you're wrong!<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed, it's impossible to marry a pop idol.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's not 100 percent guaranteed.<br>**[04:04] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's 100 percent impossible for you.<br>**[04:06] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's definitely impossible for you.<br>**[04:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not! That's because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pop stars exist in real life.<br>**[04:12] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, thinking about things beyond<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your grasp like that<br>**[04:15] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is absolute proof that you're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not being realistic.<br>**[04:16] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Number 7 sure is annoying.*<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go, Shinpachi!!<br>**[04:20] Fan Club Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How dare you talk to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our captain like that?!<br>**[04:23] Anime Otaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you say?!<br>**[04:24] Emcee**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa! The two-dimensional fans and the three-dimensional<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fans have begun fighting each other.<br>**[04:28] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's done.<br>**[04:30] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's nicely melted!!<br>**[04:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were toasting bread?<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Weren't you supposed to be taping this?<br>**[04:36] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? That guy...<br>**[04:38] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've seen him somewhere...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Otaku Are Talkative"]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Shinsengumi Headquarters]
<br>**[04:47] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, did you hear what happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Hijikata-san?<br>**[04:50] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was placed under suspension<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;indefinitely.<br>**[04:53] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He broke one of the Kyukuchu Hatto.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito-san insisted that he commit seppuku.<br>**[04:57] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the Chief and everyone else<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;persuaded him otherwise.<br>**[05:00] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's really being forced out, isn't he?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He probably won't be coming back.<br>**[05:06] Squad Member C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito won't forgive him. Those two were<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;always at each other's throats.<br>**[05:10] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's finally his time to shine, huh?<br>**[05:13] Squad Member C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to rumors, Okita-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has sided with Ito's faction.<br>**[05:16] Squad Member C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one can oppose Ito anymore.<br>**[05:20] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How unexpected.<br>**[05:22] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okita-kun, I never expected you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to come over to my side.<br>**[05:26] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard that you two knew each other<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before the Shinsengumi was formed.<br>**[05:30] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I completely thought that you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were part of Hijikata's faction.<br>**[05:34] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata's faction?<br>**[05:36] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wasn't aware that such<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a faction ever existed.<br>**[05:40] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a smart man.<br>**[05:43] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you want?<br>**[05:45] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naturally...<br>**[05:47] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Vice-Chief position.<br>**[05:51] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as you stick with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me, I promise to<br>**[05:54] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grant you that wish.<br>**[05:58] Shinohara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that all right?<br>**[05:59] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't matter.<br>**[06:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give him the position of Vice-Chief.<br>**[06:02] Shinohara**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you do that, it'll defeat the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;purpose of getting rid of Hijikata.<br>**[06:06] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinohara-kun...<br>**[06:07] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you think I've started this silly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;power struggle with that man<br>**[06:11] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just so I could become Vice-Chief?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Odd Jobs Gin]
<br>**[06:17] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm... I'm sorry.<br>**[06:20] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never expected you to be there...<br>**[06:24] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hijikata-san.<br>**[06:25] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's all right.<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just glad my limited-edition figurine...<br>**[06:29] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tomoe 5000 is safe.<br>**[06:33] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Thank you very much.<br>**[06:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm... What? Are you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really Hijikata-san?<br>**[06:43] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you saying, Mr. Sakata?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Otaku often call each other by their last names and the suffix "shi"  (Mr./Ms.)]
<br>**[06:45] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mr. Sakata"?<br>**[06:46] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As you can see...<br>**[06:48] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am the real Toshiro Hijikata de gozaru.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Shogunate Special Armed Police, Shinsengumi Vice-Chief Toshiro Hijikata]
<br>**[06:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Gozaru"?<br>**[06:52] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Miss Kagura...<br>**[06:53] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That Chinese outfit!<br>**[06:56] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you dressed up as Magical<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Girl Chinese Papaya?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Refers to "Maho Shojo Chukana Paipai." A live action girly series from the late 80's.]
<br>**[07:00] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's incredibly accurate.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could I take your picture?<br>**[07:07] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice. That's good. One more.<br>**[07:09] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you bashful?<br>**[07:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what's the meaning of this?<br>**[07:14] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the real Hijikata-san...but<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he's like a totally different person.<br>**[07:17] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway... Hijikata-san...<br>**[07:19] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it, Mr. Shimura?<br>**[07:21] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm... What happened to work?<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're hanging around here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the middle of the day.<br>**[07:26] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Work?<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, the Shinsengumi fired me.<br>**[07:30] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You quit the Shinsengumi?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?!<br>**[07:35] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I started to hate trifling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;human relations.<br>**[07:39] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The job was dangerous, too.<br>**[07:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, I'm not suited for it.<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I originally wanted to become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an anime voice actor.<br>**[07:46] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?! Is that true?!<br>**[07:48] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I guess, right now, I'm looking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a way to get by without working.<br>**[07:53] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think working is for losers.<br>**[07:55] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a NEET!! He's thinking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like a NEET!!<br>**[07:58] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yeah! Come to think of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it, you're like NEETs, too!<br>**[08:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you calling a NEET?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't group us with them.<br>**[08:04] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about it? Do you want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to form a group with me?<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, I'm writing a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To Love-Ru dojinshi.<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sakata, you know a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lot about JUMP, right?<br>**[08:13] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Want to make some money<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the Summer Comiket?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Summer Comiket is a Convention for dojinshi (amateur comics).]
<br>**[08:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This won't sell!! This looks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like a kid drew it!!<br>**[08:19] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm stumped. I used up most<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my savings on a figurine.<br>**[08:23] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I have to sell my sword.<br>**[08:25] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's really pathetic! He's trying to sell<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his samurai soul to get a figurine!!<br>**[08:30] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've tried to sell it many times,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I can't seem to let go of it.<br>**[08:36] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The guy at the store said that it was a cursed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;demonic sword, but that can't be...<br>**[08:40] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! Do you think that maybe I'll<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wake up in the morning to find<br>**[08:42] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this demonic sword has changed into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a beautiful girl sleeping next to me?<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! I'm beginning to love that idea...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Swordsmith]
<br>**[08:50] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This blade pattern on the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;front and the back...<br>**[08:53] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no mistake. This is Muramasha.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Spoof of legendary evil sword "Muramasa."]
<br>**[08:55] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muramasha?<br>**[08:57] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is a famous sword forged by Muramasha Senko,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a swordsmith from the Muromachi Era.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Spoof of legendary swordsmith "Senko Muramasa."]
<br>**[09:02] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is said to cut incredibly well.<br>**[09:04] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is also known as a demonic sword<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that devours human souls.<br>**[09:07] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A demonic sword? Is it really<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a demonic sword?!<br>**[09:10] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will a beautiful girl come out of it?!<br>**[09:12] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... Umm...<br>**[09:14] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A demonic sword?<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of demonic sword is it?<br>**[09:19] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It apparently harbors the grudge<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of a hikikomori boy<br>**[09:22] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who was slain by his mother<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the Muramasha.<br>**[09:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of demonic sword is that?!<br>**[09:26] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to legend, the son<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never went to school...<br>**[09:29] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And always watched anime. But he said<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he wanted to go on a school trip.<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As expected, his mother snapped.<br>**[09:37] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muramasha is the sword she used.<br>**[09:39] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a realistic legend! That<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happened recently, didn't it?!<br>**[09:43] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sounds like it was on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the news, doesn't it?!<br>**[09:45] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those who carry Muramasha<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at their sides<br>**[09:48] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will become possessed by the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grudge of the hikikomori son.<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Their interest in anime and two-dimensional<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;media will increase,<br>**[09:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and their interest in work and fighting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will decrease proportionately.<br>**[10:00] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, he'll become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a hopeless otaku.<br>**[10:03] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But there are many counterfeits<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of this sword.<br>**[10:06] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if it is a real sword,<br>**[10:08] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's an even lower chance that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's the sword of legend. But...<br>**[10:13] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this is the real demon sword...<br>**[10:17] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There may not be anything left<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of that man's original soul.<br>**[10:23] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's likely the demonic sword has devoured him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he's already become a different person.<br>**[10:29] Tetsuko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He'll probably never return<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to his former self.<br>**[10:38] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you understand me, Shinohara-kun?<br>**[10:42] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think is the greatest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;misfortune for a warrior?<br>**[10:45] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the misfortune of not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being understood.<br>**[10:48] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how much skill you have...<br>**[10:51] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how hard you try, you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will never be judged properly.<br>**[10:57] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You will never be given food<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that is suited for your stature.<br>**[10:59] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is no greater misfortune.<br>**[11:02] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like Li Mu of Zhao and Yue<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fei of Southern Song...<br>**[11:06] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There were many great generals who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;faded away along with their skills...<br>**[11:09] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While serving stupid rulers.<br>**[11:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I also never had someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who truly understood me.<br>**[11:16] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even when I was called a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;child prodigy at school,<br>**[11:19] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or when I mastered the distinguished Hokuto Itto,<br>**[11:24] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I went along with the times and even associated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with Anti-Foreigner Faction members.<br>**[11:28] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But wherever I went, nothing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was satisfying enough.<br>**[11:33] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought that I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would find it here.<br>**[11:38] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That man understands me the most.<br>**[11:42] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That man knows I'm too good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the Shinsengumi.<br>**[11:48] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He knows that I will not end<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up serving the likes of Kondo.<br>**[11:51] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He knows what I thirst for...<br>**[11:59] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My greatest misfortune is that the person who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;understands me the most is my enemy.<br>**[12:06] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that's fine.<br>**[12:07] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If there isn't anyone who understands me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just have to make everyone recognize me.<br>**[12:11] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The most dangerous man is gone.<br>**[12:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All that's left<br>**[12:15] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is to kill Isao Kondo and make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Shinsengumi mine.<br>**[12:21] Yamazaki (Mono)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That man... It's as the Vice-Chief said...<br>**[12:25] Yamazaki (Mono)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to tell the Vice-Chief... I need to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let the Vice-Chief know immediately.<br>**[12:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You... Could it be?!<br>**[12:35] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My, my, I came to smoke<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my last cigarette.<br>**[12:38] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of all the people to last see...<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've become a total degenerate.<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh well... This is it for me... I'll cling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;onto anything, even straw...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: From the proverb, "A drowning man will grasp at a straw."]
<br>**[12:51] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen up. This is my first<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and last request for you.<br>**[12:57] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never expected...<br>**[12:58] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito to be allied with them.<br>**[13:02] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to tell the Vice-Chief<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;immediately...<br>**[13:04] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Vice-Chief ...<br>**[13:08] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please...<br>**[13:09] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shinsengumi...<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My... Our Shinsengumi...<br>**[13:16] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Protect it...<br>**[13:19] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please...<br>**[13:35] Cm Bumpercm Bumperomittedyamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're...<br>**[13:36] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Kiheitai... Swordsman...<br>**[13:39] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bansai...Kawakami...<br>**[13:50] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-Ito...<br>**[13:53] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You bastard...<br>**[13:54] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were secretly associating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the enemy.<br>**[13:57] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamazaki-kun, the world won't change<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if we keep on sword fighting like you.<br>**[14:02] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We must be smarter.<br>**[14:05] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how much we swing our swords,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we cannot stamp out crime.<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Furthermore, you mustn't forget<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that if they weren't around,<br>**[14:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there would be no use for us police.<br>**[14:16] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure it would be better for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;us to work with each other.<br>**[14:20] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can become partners who work for each<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other's profit and maintain balance.<br>**[14:25] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shinsengumi won't become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any stronger if we<br>**[14:27] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;continue to do things the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way your superior does.<br>**[14:30] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will change the Shinsengumi.<br>**[14:33] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll become stronger and bigger.<br>**[14:36] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I, Kamotaro Ito, will become the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;spear that shows our potential<br>**[14:40] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to take control of the country.<br>**[14:46] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do what you want...<br>**[14:48] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But let me say this.<br>**[14:51] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We may be uneducated and can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell how skilled you are...<br>**[14:57] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But no one will follow an empty vessel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with no bushido or principles.<br>**[15:04] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll follow them...<br>**[15:08] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Until the end...<br>**[15:12] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll continue on struggling to inform them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of what you've discovered until the very end.<br>**[15:16] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As their spy, are you saying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that is part of your bushido?<br>**[15:20] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bansai-dono, I leave the rest to you.<br>**[15:25] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you the honor of dying in a battle<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;against an Anti-Foreigner Faction member.<br>**[15:30] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you glad? You can maintain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that bushido you love so much.<br>**[15:34] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be sure to tell that to your superiors.<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose there's no need for that.<br>**[15:39] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll be headed to where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're going soon enough.<br>**[15:51] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's something going on within<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Shinsengumi right now.<br>**[15:54] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that it?<br>**[15:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you think Hijikata-san was fired from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Shinsengumi because of that?<br>**[16:00] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who knows? Well, whatever happens,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's none of our business.<br>**[16:04] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's avoid getting involved any further.<br>**[16:06] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Hijikata-san asked us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of all people to help him.<br>**[16:11] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata is very prideful.<br>**[16:13] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For him to put aside his<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shame and self-respect,<br>**[16:15] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and ask someone to do something for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;him... It must be pretty serious...<br>**[16:19] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm...<br>**[16:21] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me, Mr. Sakata, but...<br>**[16:23] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A rare limited-edition figurine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is going on sale tomorrow.<br>**[16:28] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's limited to one per customer.<br>**[16:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I want to buy three: one to preserve,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one to look at, and one to use.<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I order you to come with me...<br>**[16:42] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should get some shame<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and self-respect!<br>**[16:45] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"To use"? What are you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;planning to use it for?!<br>**[16:48] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel stupid for worrying about you!!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Shinsengumi]
<br>**[16:53] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief ...<br>**[16:54] Squad Member E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We finally found you.<br>**[16:56] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bad news, Vice-Chief!<br>**[16:58] Squad Member E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come back to the squad immediately.<br>**[17:01] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened?<br>**[17:03] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamazaki-san... Yamazaki-san...<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone killed him.<br>**[17:09] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yamazaki-san?!<br>**[17:11] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We found him on the ground, covered<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in blood just outside the headquarters.<br>**[17:16] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By that time...<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We still haven't found the killer.<br>**[17:20] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway...<br>**[17:21] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come back with us to the headquarters.<br>**[17:23] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I was fired...<br>**[17:26] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now's not the time to be saying that.<br>**[17:28] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, quickly...<br>**[17:29] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief...<br>**[17:30] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come join Yamazaki...<br>**[17:39] Squad Member D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn! They got away!<br>**[17:41] Squad Member E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After them!!<br>**[17:42] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow. Mr. Sakata,<br>**[17:44] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the shoulder portion of my denim<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;jacket is grinding into me!!<br>**[17:46] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My arms feel like they're going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rip off just like Guts from Berserk!!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Guts is the main character of Berserk, a popular manga from Hakusensha.]
<br>**[17:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!! You be quiet!!<br>**[17:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was the meaning of that?!<br>**[17:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is the Shinsengumi after Hijikata?!<br>**[17:59] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sakata!<br>**[18:13] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, Miss Kagura. That was amazing!<br>**[18:15] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is like the return of Miss<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Arale from Dr. Slump...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Dr. Slump is a manga by Akira Toriyama, author of Dragon Ball.]
<br>**[18:18] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!! Someone shut this guy up!!<br>**[18:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Third Squad. This is Third<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squad. Come in. Over.<br>**[18:42] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you find Hijikata?<br>**[18:45] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We found him, but we were no match<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for his incredibly cute and strong ally.<br>**[18:50] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Over, uh-huh.<br>**[18:51] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Uh-huh"?<br>**[18:53] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do whatever it takes to kill him.<br>**[18:55] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if we kill Kondo, it'll be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meaningless if Hijikata's still around.<br>**[18:58] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get rid of all the dangerous elements<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before we assassinate Kondo.<br>**[19:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once Kondo and Hijikata are both gone,<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the entire Shinsengumi will become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;faithful to the Ito faction.<br>**[19:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're planning to assassinate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san and Hijikata-san?!<br>**[19:11] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't let any other squad members<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;aside from us find out.<br>**[19:14] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make it look as if Anti-Foreigner<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Faction members did it.<br>**[19:17] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Ito-san's plan is exposed at this stage,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Shinsengumi will be split in two.<br>**[19:23] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo's assassination<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looks to be a success.<br>**[19:26] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, he's on a train<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;heading to an expedition<br>**[19:28] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to recruit squad members,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just as Ito-san planned.<br>**[19:32] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of the squad members<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with him are allied with us.<br>**[19:38] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's by himself...<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo is<br>**[19:42] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to hell.<br>**[19:45] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been a while since I've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gone back to Bushu.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Also known as Musashi Province. Today, it comprises of Tokyo, Saitama and part of Kanagawa.]
<br>**[19:48] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's where Toshi, Sogo and I grew up.<br>**[19:52] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a rough place where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there were always fights.<br>**[19:55] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, it's no different<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from what we're doing now.<br>**[20:00] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sometimes I get anxious.<br>**[20:02] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could have been a better<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guy back then.<br>**[20:05] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could have advanced a little.<br>**[20:08] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a wonderful samurai.<br>**[20:11] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never met a person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more honest than you.<br>**[20:14] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose I could call you immaculate.<br>**[20:16] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're like a white cloth.<br>**[20:19] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You accept anything and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are colored by all colors.<br>**[20:22] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shinsengumi<br>**[20:24] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a flag made of a white cloth onto which<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everyone may project his colors.<br>**[20:30] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In comparison, my color is black.<br>**[20:32] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not colored by anything,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I turn everything black.<br>**[20:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only black remains, no matter where I go.<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everywhere I go becomes my color.<br>**[20:47] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, I'm sorry.<br>**[20:50] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your flag has become pitch black.<br>**[20:59] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As expected, Sensei.<br>**[21:01] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You say interesting things.<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've become pitch black?<br>**[21:06] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. That would be true<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I were a white cloth.<br>**[21:11] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm...<br>**[21:12] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a loincloth that's full of frizzy hair. A white flag?<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not that naïve.<br>**[21:22] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know about those around<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you, but they're different.<br>**[21:26] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They can't be called a color.<br>**[21:30] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If anything, they're grime.<br>**[21:33] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're stains that you can't remove,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter how much you wash.<br>**[21:36] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're persistent and can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be removed by washing.<br>**[21:39] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I ended up becoming attached<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to them. It's a real bother.<br>**[21:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the stains began to gather, and as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time passed, they became visible.<br>**[21:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before I knew it, they'd become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a splendid flag.<br>**[21:54] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're uneducated and have no ideals.<br>**[21:57] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They act according to emotion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more than logic.<br>**[22:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't often know what they're thinking.<br>**[22:03] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're mysterious guys.<br>**[22:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sensei, you...<br>**[22:06] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can't control them.<br>**[22:09] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They can't be colored or<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;affected by anything.<br>**[22:15] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okita-kun, what are you doing?<br>**[22:17] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're supposed to be keeping watch.<br>**[22:19] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[22:22] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm asking you what you're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doing, you piece of shit.<br>**[22:26] Squad Member I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okita-kun...<br>**[22:28] Squad Member I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How dare you talk like that to Ito Sensei?!<br>**[22:30] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let go.<br>**[22:37] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said, let go of him!!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[To be continued]
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<br>**[24:15] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-san!! Get a hold<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of yourself, Hijikata-san!!<br>**[24:18] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's none of my concern...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's of no concern...<br>**[24:21] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate, you may lose all the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people and things you hold dear!!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses"]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Ito has been in contact with the Kiheitai. His plan is to assassinate Kondo, the Shinsengumi's Chief.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Hijikata has become Toshi. Gintoki and the others drag him along as they chase after the train!!]]
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