# E101 - "Rules Are Made to be Broken"

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G609QGGP6/rules-are-made-to-be-broken)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[The Shinsengumi has 45 articles strictly enforced by the laws of the "Kyukuchu Hatto."]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Hijikata, the man who created those laws, couldn't possibly...?! And "the man" who returned is...?!]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Shinsengumi Headquarters]
<br>**[01:41] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you hear? It seems that guy is returning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Edo after finishing his job.<br>**[01:46] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Sensei, right? His baggage<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;arrived already.<br>**[01:49] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The new weapons he got are inside.<br>**[01:51] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard he also picked up some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good quality swords,<br>**[01:56] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so the top members are scrambling.<br>**[01:58] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're really lucky.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want a new sword, too.<br>**[02:01] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah-hem.<br>**[02:04] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, Yamazaki-san.<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! Could that sword be...<br>**[02:08] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...an Osafune Mark II?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Parody of Bizen Osafune, a famous sword.]
<br>**[02:10] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's great! It's got the brand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;name on it. So cool!<br>**[02:12] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's not like I came<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;here to show it off.<br>**[02:15] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just happened to pass by. By chance...<br>**[02:18] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm jealous.<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just a little... Please let<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me try a practice swing!<br>**[02:22] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, of course you can.<br>**[02:24] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! I can really feel that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brand-name difference!<br>**[02:27] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Additionally, it's waterproof. I don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to brag, you know...<br>**[02:32] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what are you guys making<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a fuss about?<br>**[02:36] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, Captain Okita.<br>**[02:37] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at Yamazaki-san's sword...<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:41] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sword is a...<br>**[02:42] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kikuichimonji RX-78!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: It's rumored the historical Soji Okita used a sword named Kikuichimonji.]
<br>**[02:45] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It has a built-in digital music player with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a maximum playing time of 124 hours!<br>**[02:52] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the Kikuichimonji RX-78!<br>**[02:53] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It costs twice as much as the Osafune!<br>**[02:56] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The swords at the captain's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;level are really something!<br>**[02:59] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm... Is this sword that great?<br>**[03:01] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just picked it up without thinking,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I didn't realize that.<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[03:05] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that stick? Yamazaki... What<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that? Did you buy that?<br>**[03:07] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It almost looks rusted.<br>**[03:09] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Captain, please let me try a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;few practice swings for a bit!<br>**[03:13] A/B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! This first-class stuff<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is really amazing!<br>**[03:16] A/B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sounds completely different!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The deep bass is amazing!<br>**[03:20] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what's going on? Why<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is it so noisy this morning?<br>**[03:22] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief! I'm sorry. Well...<br>**[03:26] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sword is...<br>**[03:27] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Kotetsu Z-Second.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not only does it have digital<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;music equipment,<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it also has a special metal attachment on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the end that can be used as a floor cleaner!<br>**[03:37] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It costs three times as much<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as the Kikuichimonji! Cool!<br>**[03:41] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys are using such cheap swords?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A sword is a samurai's soul.<br>**[03:46] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you use such shabby swords, it'll<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reveal the true nature of your soul.<br>**[03:50] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, you're great! We<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't ever be equal to you.<br>**[03:53] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should work harder and hope to some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;day own stuff on your kind of level.<br>**[03:57] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, can I try some practice<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;swings for a moment?<br>**[04:01] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, go right ahead.<br>**[04:03] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There!<br>**[04:05] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kotetsu!<br>**[04:07] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I'm sorry. I thought a sword like this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could cut through rock, but it failed.<br>**[04:11] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You! You definitely did that on purpose!<br>**[04:13] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were jealous of my Kotetsu-chan...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were jealous!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Rules Are Made to be Broken"]
<br>**[04:23] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not going to say a sword<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a samurai's soul.<br>**[04:27] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, I don't think the level of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sword one carries raises his status.<br>**[04:33] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For me, a sword is just a sword.<br>**[04:36] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's the most important<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thing to me.<br>**[04:40] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Most important of all is a sword that can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;break through the enemy's blade.<br>**[04:46] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems you're overdoing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it as rashly as ever.<br>**[04:49] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A sword can be used again<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after it's been mended,<br>**[04:52] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but humans don't work that way.<br>**[04:54] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as a human doesn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;break, he can recover, right?<br>**[04:57] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you keep fighting in such a way that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;damages your sword so much,<br>**[05:02] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll end up being broken in two<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pretty soon. That's what I meant.<br>**[05:07] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This looks like a good sword.<br>**[05:10] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Old man, until mine is repaired,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let me borrow this.<br>**[05:14] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't use that one.<br>**[05:16] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sword comes with a story behind it.<br>**[05:19] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You mean I can listen to music with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it or it can be used as a floor cleaner?<br>**[05:24] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no question that sword<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is terribly sharp. However...<br>**[05:29] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's cursed.<br>**[05:32] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cursed? You've got to be kidding me.<br>**[05:35] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An ordinary sword user will be consumed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by the soul of that sword.<br>**[05:40] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You won't able to handle it.<br>**[05:42] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Will you listen to my old<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;story for a moment?<br>**[05:47] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a tragic tale of a reincarnated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;demonic sword...<br>**[05:52] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I didn't listen to it.<br>**[05:54] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In general, old men's stories tend to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be long. I don't have time for that.<br>**[05:59] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether its price is high or low, whether<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it can be used to listen to music,<br>**[06:03] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or whether the sword is cursed,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it doesn't matter to me.<br>**[06:09] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must be Shinsengumi Vice-Chief<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshiro Hijikata-dono.<br>**[06:13] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although you're a samurai, you've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sided with the Amanto for perks!<br>**[06:16] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a traitor! We, the advanced<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;party of the Anti-Foreigner Faction,<br>**[06:18] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are here to bring punishment<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from heaven!<br>**[06:22] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a chance to test it out.<br>**[06:24] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me see how this cursed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;demonic sword works.<br>**[06:28] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here we go!<br>**[06:31] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry!<br>**[06:39] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What's this...?<br>**[06:41] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What am I doing? My body<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is moving on its own...<br>**[06:45] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My mouth is moving on its own...<br>**[06:47] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry! My life! Please spare me!<br>**[06:52] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll lick anything, even the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;soles of your sandals!<br>**[06:56] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's this pathetic guy?!<br>**[06:59] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Toshiro Hijikata!<br>**[07:01] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The man who is feared as the Demon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief! How miserable!<br>**[07:05] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Wh-What's wrong with me?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My body doesn't respond at all!<br>**[07:10] Swordsmith**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An ordinary sword user will be consumed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by the soul of that sword.<br>**[07:16] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me... This...?!<br>**[07:18] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is the demonic sword's curse making<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me act this way?! That's ridiculous...!<br>**[07:25] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know what's going on,<br>**[07:26] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we'll be paying you back for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything you did to us before!<br>**[07:33] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just said you would lick the soles<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of our sandals, didn't you?!<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then lick it!<br>**[07:37] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You bastard!<br>**[07:43] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may be a cursed sword or whatever,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but... I... Ugh... won't...!<br>**[07:51] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... Please forgive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me by accepting this.<br>**[07:54] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have 3,000 yen.<br>**[07:56] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But please don't take my Suica, because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't be able to go home without it.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Suica is a rechargeable IC card used as a fare card on train lines in Japan.]
<br>**[07:59] Anti Foreigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't screw with us!<br>**[08:01] Anti Foreigner Ronin B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with this guy?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's flip-flopping his personality!<br>**[08:03] Anti Foreigner Ronin B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, why does an adult like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have only 3,000 yen?!<br>**[08:07] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad... There's something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;totally wrong with me...<br>**[08:10] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a goner...<br>**[08:12] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As things are...<br>**[08:14] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be finished...<br>**[08:15] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[08:25] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A familiar uniform.<br>**[08:26] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A familiar stance.<br>**[08:28] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But his face is...<br>**[08:37] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just saw a member of the Shinsengumi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being attacked, so I rushed over here...<br>**[08:42] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing in a place like this,<br>**[08:45] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-kun?<br>**[08:47] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're...<br>**[08:49] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A toast to Kamotaro Ito-kun's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;return. Cheers!<br>**[08:53] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cheers!<br>**[08:57] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, Ito Sensei, you did<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a good job this time.<br>**[09:02] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that many weapons...<br>**[09:04] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder how you got those stingy people in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the government to loosen their purse strings!<br>**[09:08] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, being stingy means being shrewd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;enough to profit from a different viewpoint.<br>**[09:13] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All you have to do is just explain that the government<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will profit by making expenditures on us...<br>**[09:21] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though, just as you say, Kondo-san,<br>**[09:24] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they're pertinacious people who don't care<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about our hardships and groveling.<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't easy for me to explain it to them,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a way they could easily understand.<br>**[09:37] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! That's absolutely right!<br>**[09:39] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're pertinacious! They really are!<br>**[09:42] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, what does<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pertinacious mean?<br>**[09:44] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shut up! Kids should be quiet!<br>**[09:48] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, if people like them stay at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the top, this country will be ruined.<br>**[09:53] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't stay in a smoldering<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;place like this.<br>**[09:57] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have to move forward! We must<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work toward a higher goal!<br>**[10:02] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And we'll eventually become like the swords,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the keystones of this country.<br>**[10:08] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe that saving this confused country is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the mission for those of us born as samurai.<br>**[10:12] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For that, I wouldn't mind<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;giving my life to you!<br>**[10:17] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, let's work hard together!<br>**[10:19] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right. Everyone, let's work<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hard pertinacious!<br>**[10:22] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, you're using "pertinacious"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the wrong way.<br>**[10:27] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito-san has started expressing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his valuable opinions again.<br>**[10:30] D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even the Chief calls him "Sensei."<br>**[10:33] D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's just a newcomer who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;joined us only a year ago.<br>**[10:36] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if he's getting so full of himself<br>**[10:39] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because he was just assigned the title of advisor.<br>**[10:41] D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not blaming him.<br>**[10:42] D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's intelligent, really good at his job and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is fully proficient in Hokuto Itto Ryu.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: The Hokuto Itto Ryu is a northern sword style.]
<br>**[10:48] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief is also intelligent, but he's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really only a battle strategist.<br>**[10:53] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Ito-san's the only person who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can manage political matters.<br>**[10:55] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No wonder he is a great help to the chief.<br>**[10:58] D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito-san has hardly ever been in the headquarters...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it might be about time...<br>**[11:04] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For what?<br>**[11:06] D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never seen Ito-san and Hijikata-san talk<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about each other, only about their jobs.<br>**[11:22] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-kun, I have something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to ask you.<br>**[11:26] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a coincidence... me, too.<br>**[11:29] Ito/Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You hate me,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't you?<br>**[11:29] Ito/Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You hate me,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't you?<br>**[11:32] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I'm Kondo-san's favorite,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and although I'm a newcomer,<br>**[11:35] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm rising to fame so fast<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that it threatens you.<br>**[11:39] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet I'm an eyesore to you, right?<br>**[11:42] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what you think? You want to advance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in your career, but I'm higher than you.<br>**[11:48] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet I'm an eyesore to you, right?<br>**[11:52] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a groundless suspicion, Hijikata-kun.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think about that kind of thing.<br>**[11:56] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's good. It seems we have cleared<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up any misunderstandings.<br>**[12:00] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An eyesore...<br>**[12:02] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's even more than that.<br>**[12:05] Ito/Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some time in the future, I'll kill you.<br>**[12:14] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi...<br>**[12:15] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard about you from Ito Sensei.<br>**[12:17] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a stroke of bad<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;luck. How's your injury?<br>**[12:22] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi...<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although we call ourselves samurai,<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're really just a bunch of country boys.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Kyukuchu Hatto]
<br>**[12:30] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even though that's what we<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are, when facing death,<br>**[12:33] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're able to act more like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;samurai than real samurai.<br>**[12:36] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was because of the Kyokuchu Hatto,<br>**[12:38] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the strict laws you created,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that we can be like that.<br>**[12:41] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It has 45 articles, encompassing everything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from daily behavior to manners,<br>**[12:45] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and even battle preparation.<br>**[12:47] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These are the strict laws that govern us.<br>**[12:49] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you break any one of those laws,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll have to commit seppuku.<br>**[12:52] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's your image of the ideal samurai.<br>**[12:56] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We all agree.<br>**[12:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you understand, Toshi?<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the ideal samurai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;model for everyone.<br>**[13:04] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone models himself after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you. Everyone watches you.<br>**[13:08] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not in a position to say this, but don't do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything to betray the way of the samurai.<br>**[13:13] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...He's quite a guy.<br>**[13:16] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As quick as a flash, news of my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shameful behavior has spread.<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, for him, it's the perfect opportunity<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to defeat me and rise up the ladder.<br>**[13:26] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi, stop talking that way. Ito Sensei is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thinking about the spirit of the group...<br>**[13:30] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I already told you to stop<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;calling him "Sensei."<br>**[13:33] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, are you going to give<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your position of Chief to him?<br>**[13:38] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's not the case,<br>**[13:39] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are you going to share your position as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;head of the Shinsengumi with him?<br>**[13:43] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Need I remind you that members are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unsure about how to treat him.<br>**[13:48] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His former colleagues, who entered at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the same time, are already his allies.<br>**[13:54] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you saying that Ito Sensei is trying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to take over the Shinsengumi?<br>**[13:59] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who knows?<br>**[14:00] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But ever since he got here he's done nothing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but gather allies and influence.<br>**[14:04] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...It's obvious he's up to something.<br>**[14:07] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not as powerful as he wants<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be and he's not satisfied.<br>**[14:13] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san... If a snake has two heads...<br>**[14:17] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...one either has to rot and fall off or the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ensuing feud will split the body in two.<br>**[14:25] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe that Ito Sensei is a crucial<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;man for the Shinsengumi.<br>**[14:31] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Toshi, we're not doing this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to ensure your own position.<br>**[14:36] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're doing this to protect Edo and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to stick to the ways of the samurai.<br>**[14:39] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To get that wisdom, I'll ask for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anyone who can teach it.<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's natural to call the person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who teaches us "Sensei."<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you ask me to treat him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like a follower, I'll refuse.<br>**[14:51] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never thought of you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guys as my followers.<br>**[14:55] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As for the way of the samurai,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're on equal footing.<br>**[15:01] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, you don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;understand anything.<br>**[15:05] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pretty words won't help manage<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the organization...!<br>**[15:10] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi!<br>**[15:14] Tomoe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pretty Girl Samurai, Tomoe 5000 is here!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Parody of Sailor Moon]
<br>**[15:18] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it! It's already started! I forgot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to record it! Tomoe-chan!<br>**[15:25] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My body...again...<br>**[15:28] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What am I watching?!<br>**[15:35] Tomoe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Punishment is complete.<br>**[15:38] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey, did you hear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about the Vice-Chief?<br>**[15:41] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hear what?<br>**[15:42] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Vice-Chief was attacked by Anti-Foreigner<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Faction ronin the other day.<br>**[15:46] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was saved by Ito-san. But<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you probably won't believe it.<br>**[15:49] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Vice-Chief knelt, bowed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and begged for his life.<br>**[15:53] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's impossible that something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like that could happen.<br>**[15:55] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He would rather die than<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do something like that.<br>**[15:58] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the demon Vice-Chief.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The "demon."<br>**[16:00] Squad Member C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I heard it, too.<br>**[16:02] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey, cut it out already.<br>**[16:04] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this conversation is overheard,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll be in trouble.<br>**[16:06] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's against the Kyokuchu Hatto<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rules to pass JUMP around.<br>**[16:10] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"No reading of manga, except for MAGAZINE,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;allowed in the headquarters."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: MAGAZINE refers to "Weekly Shonen MAGAZINE, a rival of Shonen JUMP.]
<br>**[16:14] Squad Member B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If someone sees us, we'll<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have to commit seppuku.<br>**[16:16] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata prefers MAGAZINE.<br>**[16:18] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me see that.<br>**[16:19] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moreover, he liked yankee manga a decade<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ago. It's hard for us JUMP fans.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Yankee manga is a genre where bad boys fight others.]
<br>**[16:24] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;V-Vice-Chief! Wh-When did you...?!<br>**[16:27] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that's like nothing... That's...uh!<br>**[16:29] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The thickness of the book is about the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;same...so I bought it by mistake!<br>**[16:32] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[16:33] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, sir!<br>**[16:34] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"To Love-Ru" is really great.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: "ToLoveる" is a manga in JUMP.]
<br>**[16:38] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to buy the manga.<br>**[16:41] Squad Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"To-To-To Love-Ru?" Is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that the Vice-Chief?!<br>**[16:44] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For argument's sake, "Boys be…"<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: "Boys be…" is a manga in Weekly Shonen MAGAZINE.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[MEETING ROOM]
<br>**[16:47] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These days, attacks by Anti-Foreigner<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Faction ronin have increased.<br>**[16:50] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, make sure not to go off on your own.<br>**[16:53] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, sir!<br>**[16:54] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, I'll assign today's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shift. Squad one is…<br>**[16:59] Squad Member E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it! My cell phone...!<br>**[17:00] Squad Member F**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You idiot!<br>**[17:02] Squad Member F**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If your cell phone rings during a meeting,<br>**[17:03] Squad Member F**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll have to commit seppuku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;according to the Kyukuchu Hatto.<br>**[17:06] Squad Member E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-san! Nothing… I… My wife<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is in labor, so she called me…<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: The Pretty Cure (a magical girl series) song is playing.]
<br>**[17:21] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello, this is Hijikata…<br>**[17:24] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes…right now? No problem.<br>**[17:28] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? The limited-edition DVD<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BOX comes with a figurine?<br>**[17:32] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, then…one to save, and one for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that… I'll need a total of two sets.<br>**[17:42] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Spit it out! I'm asking you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where your headquarters is!<br>**[17:47] Anti Foreigner Ronin C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't sell out my own<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;comrades! Kill me!<br>**[17:50] Anti Foreigner Ronin C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd rather die like a samurai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than shame myself!<br>**[17:53] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey! Do you really think you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can die in a place like this?<br>**[17:58] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll make you feel like you’re in a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hell worse than death from now on.<br>**[18:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief!<br>**[18:05] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Work him over! Please.<br>**[18:09] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get out of here, you guys.<br>**[18:12] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes.<br>**[18:16] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a really scary guy…<br>**[18:18] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When the Vice-Chief works a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guy over with his own hands,<br>**[18:21] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the interrogation room becomes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;completely silent.<br>**[18:24] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, five minutes later,<br>**[18:26] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even the bravest men start crying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and spit out everything.<br>**[18:34] Squad Member H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What's going on inside?<br>**[18:37] Squad Member G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just take a peek. You'll see hell on earth.<br>**[18:44] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Is there anyone you like?<br>**[18:47] Anti Foreigner Ronin C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not really. I don't have anyone.<br>**[18:49] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on! I already told you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so it’s your turn to tell me.<br>**[18:53] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not fair! Not fair! You lied to me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't you?! You did! You tell me!<br>**[18:57] Anti Foreigner Ronin C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right! I'll tell you then! But don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell anyone! It's a secret.<br>**[19:02] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I don't know about that.<br>**[19:04] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, damn it! The teachers are on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;patrol. Put out the cigarettes!<br>**[19:08] Squad Member**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this a school trip or something?<br>**[19:11] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;…That's how it goes.<br>**[19:13] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After I got this sword,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything went wrong.<br>**[19:16] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like I’m really cursed.<br>**[19:21] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That’s why I didn't want to tell you.<br>**[19:23] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't believe me, do you?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way you'll believe me.<br>**[19:26] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just like that, I had switched personalities<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with someone completely different.<br>**[19:30] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that wasn't someone else.<br>**[19:33] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The weak side inside everyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gets awakened by this sword.<br>**[19:39] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-san, you can't blame<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being weak on the sword.<br>**[19:43] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were weak to begin<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with, Hijikata-san.<br>**[19:45] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right; I'm always like this…<br>**[19:48] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my…this is really something strange.<br>**[19:51] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then why don't you just throw<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;away that cursed sword?<br>**[19:55] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would, If I could. I even find myself carrying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it with me to the toilet and bath.<br>**[20:01] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't get rid of it, even if I want to.<br>**[20:03] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the old man at the swordsmith’s<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't there anymore.<br>**[20:07] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then are you trying to say…that's the reason<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you had a fight with Kondo-san?<br>**[20:13] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;…I wish I could say that…<br>**[20:15] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-san, if you don’t<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pay attention this time,<br>**[20:18] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito-san will take away your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vice-chief position.<br>**[20:21] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No time for that now.<br>**[20:23] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since I became like this, I've already broken<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more than ten of the Kyokuchu Hatto rules.<br>**[20:28] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Ito delivers a sentence for seppuku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tomorrow, I wouldn't be surprised.<br>**[20:33] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I am right now, I wouldn't refuse.<br>**[20:36] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're with me, you'll<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;attract Ito's attention.<br>**[20:42] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;…Hijikata-san…<br>**[20:43] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, Hijikata-san!<br>**[20:47] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go buy me a Yakisoba pan.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Yakisoba pan is noodles in a hot dog bun.]
<br>**[20:50] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And JUMP, too. Of course,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you pay for them.<br>**[20:55] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi is late. It's already past the time.<br>**[21:00] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a really important meeting…<br>**[21:02] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san.<br>**[21:03] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a good opportunity. I was going<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to bring him up for discussion.<br>**[21:09] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you’ve already heard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about his recent behavior.<br>**[21:14] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He broke the Kyokuchu Hatto<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rules more than ten times.<br>**[21:18] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And yet he created those<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rules for the members.<br>**[21:21] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides him being late for an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;important meeting like this,<br>**[21:25] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we continue to let him act like this, we won't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be able to control the other members.<br>**[21:29] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sensei, hold on. I know Toshi well.<br>**[21:31] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He must have something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;exceedingly important…<br>**[21:33] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not only talking about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this particular case.<br>**[21:36] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, I fully understand what he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;achieved for the Shinsengumi before.<br>**[21:43] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I want to give<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;him some candid advice.<br>**[21:46] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he's the symbol of the Shinsengumi,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he downplays the rules,<br>**[21:50] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other members will do the same.<br>**[21:52] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A pack of wolves that has lost its discipline<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will be like sheep without a shepherd.<br>**[21:56] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the one who deserves<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;strict punishment!<br>**[21:59] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, please make a firm decision!<br>**[22:01] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on! Toshi will definitely…<br>**[22:07] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi! I bought your Yakisoba<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pan, Okita Senpai!<br>**[22:11] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry, but they didn't have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;JUMP, so I got MAGAZINE…<br>**[22:29] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Damn it! I was trapped!<br>**[22:37] Hijikata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those guys…were working together!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[To Be Continued]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't expect anything like that, Okita-kun.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That you would be on my side. What do you desire?
<br>**[24:23] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naturally…the Vice-Chief position.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Otaku Are Talkative"]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Hijikata knowingly broke the "Kyokuchu Hatto", and has been exiled from the Shinsengumi.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[He becomes a hopeless otaku and visits the Odd Jobs with "a request."]
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