E10 - Eat Something Sour When You’re Tired Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Shinpachi     Gin, Gin, you won't believe this! [00:02] Gin     What's up, Four-eyes? [00:04] Shinpachi     That guy who was stalking my sister! [00:06] ---     He's Isao Kondo, the bureau chief of the Shinsengumi! [00:09] Gin     Oh yeah, I heard. [00:10] Shinpachi     Huh? Who'd you hear it from? [00:12] Gin     From Ogushi. [00:13] Shinpachi     Ogushi? [00:14] Gin     Yup, Ogushi. SIGN    [Gather around, kiddies! It's a big, white doggy!] SIGN    [All you nice girls, gather around, too! It's a black-hearted and dishonest guy!] [01:56] Kagura     Granny, give me some pickled seaweed! [02:00] Granny     Thanks for coming! [02:04] Kagura     Deer poop... SIGN    [Odd Jobs Gin] [02:10] Brats     What the hell is with its size?! No way, absolutely no way! [02:16] Kagura     What the hell are you doing hanging around the front of my place, you brats?! [02:20] Kagura     Find a dirty magazine or something? [02:23] Brat A     Ah! It's the seaweed girl! [02:25] Brat B     Run! Or you'll smell sour like her! [02:31] Kagura     Humph! Little brats can go suck their moms' teats. SIGN    [To Odd Jobs Gin] SIGN    [Eat Something Sour When You're Tired] [02:47] Announcer     All right, let's hear from the Space Port, "Terminal." [02:51] ---     Miss Ketsuno! [02:52] ---     Ketsuno! Ana! [02:54] Ketsuno     Ketsuno here! [02:56] ---     Here at the Terminal, hoards of reporters are waiting for the arrival of Prince Hata. [03:04] Ketsuno     Oh, the gate at the Terminal is opening! [03:07] ---     It seems Prince Hata's spaceship has arrived. [03:24] Ketsuno     On his return visit to Edo, Prince Baka...uh, [03:28] Ketsuno     I mean, Prince Hata will be making visits to the newly constructed Oedo Zoo, [03:31] Ketsuno     along with many other zoos and aquariums. [03:35] Ketsuno     Oh, there he is! It's Prince Hata of the Midland Star Planet! [03:43] Hata     It's been a long time, everyone! I am overjoyed. [03:49] Hata     No need for formalities... No need. [03:57] Jii     Prince! Who did that? [03:59] ---     You?! Or you?! [04:01] Jii [Overlap]     Was it you?! [04:03] Ketsuno     Ketsuno reporting from the site. [04:06] Shinpachi     So that stupid animal-obsessed prince is back. Huh, Gin? [04:15] Shinpachi     Hey? Are you listening? [04:18] Kagura     I'm back. [04:20] Shinpachi     Welcome back. [04:22] Shinpachi     Didja get toilet paper? [04:24] Kagura     Here you go. [04:26] Shinpachi     Kagura, listen... [04:28] ---     don't people usually buy them in packs of several rolls? [04:32] ---     What if someone gets the big "D"? No way will this be enough. [04:35] Kagura     Quit nagging about the toilet paper! [04:38] ---     What are you, my mother-in-law? [04:40] Kagura     There are poor samurai in this world who use newspaper for toilet paper! [04:44] Shinpachi     There aren't any extremists like that! Who told you that anyway? [04:48] Kagura     Gin said so! [04:49] Shinpachi     You can't trust anything he says. [04:52] Gin     Shut up. [04:53] Kagura     Don't act like you know it all when your butt is still green, you idol otaku! [04:57] Shinpachi     What?! You're younger than me! [05:01] Gin     Shinpachi, what's that white thing? [05:04] Shinpachi     What else? Toilet paper. [05:08] Gin     Not that! The big white one! [05:10] Shinpachi     Can you quit talking about dirty stuff like "big thing" or "little thing"? [05:14] ---     It's because of the way you talk that Kagura is... [05:18] Shinpachi     Gyaaa! What is this?! [05:21] Kagura     I found it outside. Isn't it cute? [05:24] Gin     Forget where it was! [05:26] Gin     If you're gonna pick something up, at least know what it is! [05:30] Kagura     Sadaharu. [05:30] Shinpachi     You just named it! You totally made that name up just now! SIGN    [To Odd Jobs Gin] [05:33] Kagura     This was stuck in his collar. [05:36] Shinpachi     Let's see... To Odd Jobs Gin. [05:40] ---     I'm very sorry, but please take my pet in. [05:45] Gin     Is that all? [05:46] Shinpachi     "LOL" in parenthesis. [05:49] Gin     How can I be laughing! I'm "Mad" in parenthesis! [05:53] Gin     In other words, it was abandoned! [05:55] Gin     We're not a charity! [05:58] ---     Get rid of it! Now! Shoo! Shoo! [05:59] Kagura     Nuh-uh! We abandon it in this heartless town, it'll die! [06:05] Gin     Don't worry. Sadaharu can manage alone. [06:09] Shinpachi     What do you know about Sadaharu anyway?! [06:12] Gin     You understand, don't you, Sadaha- [06:26] Hata     Earth is so much fun! [06:28] Hata     Perhaps it's because the environment is so nice, but there are so many different living things! [06:33] ---     I never tire of coming here. [06:35] ---     Don't you agree, Jii? [06:36] Jii     Yes, my prince. [06:39] Hata     The last time I came to Edo, I had a terrible time. [06:48] Hata     So now, I wanna check all the zoos in Edo and take back any unusual creatures. [06:54] ---     Don't you agree, Jii? [06:56] Jii     What a bother. [06:59] Hata     Did you say something? [07:00] Jii     No, nothing, Prince Baka. [07:03] Hata     You just called me baka. [07:05] Jii     Who said baka?! You? Or you? It was you, huh?! [07:09] Hata     Wasn't it you? [07:11] Jii     This is the Ultra Giraffe, which was found on Nebula M78. [07:16] Hata     So cute! [07:20] Jii     By the way, it eats people. [07:23] Jii     This is the Iscandar Elephant from the Great Mazeran Cloud. [07:27] Hata     This one's cute, too! [07:30] Jii     By the way, when it stretches its trunk...it eats people. [07:35] Jii     This is the Petit Penguin, which inhabits Lilliput Planet. [07:39] Hata     This one better be safe. [07:41] Jii     The penguin doesn't eat people. [07:44] Jii     However, the white polar bear below it does. [07:47] Hata     Are you trying to kill me?! [07:52] Okita     Man, Hijikata, [07:54] Okita     what are we doing out here looking for an animal? [07:58] Hijikata     I'm not sure, either. [08:00] Hijikata     But I did hear that it's to be presented during an audience with some VIP who's making a visit here. [08:05] Okita     Well, if we don't even know who this VIP is, any animal we catch should suffice. [08:12] Hijikata     Well, by any animal... [08:17] Hijikata     What the hell are you doing?! [08:19] Okita     Something to present to some VIP. [08:22] Hijikata     Cut it out, or do you wanna die?! [08:26] Okita     Can you end your sentences with a bow-wow? [08:28] Hijikata     Not likely! SIGN    [Looking for someone to adopt! Cute, white puppy! Inquire at Odd Jobs Gin.] [08:34] Hijikata     What's this? [08:37] Gin     Anyway, until we find someone to adopt him, I'll allow Shigeo to stay here. [08:43] Shinpachi     It's not Shigeo! It's Sadaharu. [08:46] Gin     But once we find another owner, Tatsunori is out of here! [08:51] Shinpachi     I said it's Sadaharu! [08:53] Kagura     Sadaharu is so cute! Why don't you like him? [08:58] Gin     Men can't believe what women call "cute." [09:02] Kagura     Shinpachi, are you like that, too? [09:03] Kagura     Wearing the kind of glasses an otaku who's into cutesy girls would wear. [09:06] Kagura     And yet you're into sexy women, too? [09:10] Shinpachi     Who are you calling otaku?! [09:12] Kagura     Just try petting him! I'm sure you'll think he's cute! [09:21] Shinpachi     G-Get him off me, Kagura. [09:24] Gin     It's heavy. [09:25] Kagura     So you understand how heavy my heart feels now? [09:27] Shinpachi     Th-That's not what he meant. [09:30] Kagura     Being loved is a heavy burden. [09:33] ---     But Sadaharu and I will be okay! [09:37] Gin     I-I can't breathe... [09:39] Gin     It feels like the chocolate coronet I just ate is gonna come out of both ends. [09:52] Otose     They've been making a racket all day! [09:59] Gin     Hey, quit running around in here! [10:03] Shinpachi     Kagura! You have to train him! [10:06] Kagura     Even if he's mischievous, I'm gonna raise him strong and healthy! [10:10] Shinpachi     Your mischievous behavior could kill people! [10:14] Shinpachi     What's wrong, Gin? [10:16] Gin     Sadaharu just made a little debut on my JUMP! [10:21] Kagura     A little debut? You're so modest! [10:27] Shinpachi     He went on to make a major debut on Otsu's debut single! [10:32] Otsu     Otsu featuring Sadaharu! [10:36] Gin/Shinpachi     Sadaharu, why I oughta! [10:36] Gin/Shinpachi     Sadaharu, why I oughta! [10:41] Gin/Shinpachi     S-Sorry... [10:45] Gin     What's up? [10:47] Otose     What's the deal, you coming in here? [10:50] Otose     I don't have any money to lend you. [10:52] Gin     That's not it. [10:53] Gin     I came to pay the rent. [10:57] Otose     What kind of prank is this? [10:59] Otose     There must be a hidden camera somewhere. [11:02] Gin     It's not like that! I just thought I'd at least pay this month's rent. [11:10] Otose     Yes, it's a hot day today. [11:13] Gin     Hey, hold it! [11:15] ---     Come on! This is Lassie's second cousin! [11:18] ---     He should be worth a month's rent! [11:20] Otose     I don't want it even if it's the cousin of the Dog of Flanders! [11:32] Gin     OK, here's the plan. [11:34] ---     While Kagura is taking a nap, we'll go look for another owner. [11:39] Shinpachi     Plan? Are you sure? Kagura will be very upset. [11:44] Gin     It's all right. [11:45] Gin     By experiencing harsh reality, a young girl climbs the stairway to maturity. [11:49] ---     And an idol otaku graduates from fandom. [11:52] Shinpachi     Do you mean me?! Are you talking about me?! [11:54] Shinpachi     No way! I'll never graduate! [11:56] Gin     Let's go! [11:59] Gin     Hey, move it! You giant poop vendor! [12:07] Hijikata     It should be around here. [12:10] Okita     Hijikata... [12:13] Hijikata     What're you doing? [12:15] Okita     Watch out. [12:29] Hijikata     Wh-What?! It's him! [12:37] Kagura     Mmm... Huh? Sadaharu? [12:41] ---     Sadaharu? [12:43] Gin     He's finally settled down. [12:45] Shinpachi     What're we gonna do? [12:47] Shinpachi     I doubt there's anyone who wants to adopt Sadaharu. [12:50] Gin     Don't worry. I have an idea. [12:54] Shinpachi     Wahh! Another debut! [12:59] Shinpachi     My house is your idea?! [13:01] Shinpachi     You plan to dump off Sadaharu at my place?! [13:03] Gin     Well, your sister's having trouble with a stalker, right? [13:08] Shinpachi     You took care of that the other day! [13:11] Gin     We help each other out when we can. [13:13] ---     He'll be the perfect guard dog. [13:15] Shinpachi     Listen to me, damn it! [13:17] Gin     Don't bite! [13:19] Otae     Oh? [13:20] Otae     What are you two doing? [13:22] Kagura     Sheesh! Where'd Sadaharu and Gin go? [13:27] Gin     So, you think you could take this dog in? [13:30] Otae     We already have a useless adolescent boy. [13:34] ---     To take in one more... [13:36] Shinpachi     Isn't "useless" a bit harsh? [13:38] Shinpachi     Besides, Sis, this is a dog! [13:43] Gin     Seriously, please! Sadaharu says he prefers it here. [13:47] Kagura     What do you mean by that?! [13:52] Kagura     While my back was turned! [13:54] Gin     No, you've got it all wrong. [13:56] ---     This is for Sadaharu's sake. [13:58] Kagura     You're terrible, Gin! [14:04] Otae     Hey, he seems to like you quite a lot. [14:20] Kagura     Sadaharu! [14:22] Kagura     Come here! [14:26] Gin     Boy, they get on like a house on fire. Makes you wanna smile, huh, Shinpachi? [14:30] Shinpachi     Yes. I guess girls and big goofy dogs go together, Gin. [14:40] Gin     I wonder why it just won't take to us? [14:43] Shinpachi     It knows that we're trying to get rid of him. [14:45] Shinpachi     It's the instinct of the wild. [14:48] Gin     Why is it so attached to her, Shinpachi? [14:51] Shinpachi     It isn't, Gin. [14:59] Shinpachi     It's attacking her, but Kagura doesn't think anything of it, Gin. [15:03] Kagura     Quit playing around! [15:04] Gin     I see, so that's how it is, huh, Shinpachi. [15:07] Shinpachi     Yep. [15:12] Kagura     There! [15:14] Gin     You seem to be having fun. [15:16] Kagura     Yup! [15:17] Kagura     I love animals. [15:19] Kagura     All girls love cute things. Don't need a reason for that. [15:25] Gin     That's cute? [15:29] Kagura     Of course, it's cute! [15:30] Kagura     This is the first time an animal has gotten so attached to me! [15:33] Shinpachi     Kagura, you should realize it already. [15:36] Kagura     I... [15:37] ---     ...used to have pet long ago. [15:40] Kagura     Sadaharu No.1! [15:42] Kagura (N)     Sadaharu No.1 was super cute and I loved him so much. [15:48] Kagura (N)     I kept Sadaharu No.1 outside, but one night, I really, really wanted to sleep with him, [15:53] ---     so I snuggled with him under the covers without telling my parents. [15:56] Kagura (N)     I had a nightmare and thrashed around all night. [16:05] Kagura (N)     It was a terrible nightmare and when I woke up... [16:07] ---     Sadaharu was lying there stiff. [16:13] Shinpachi (M)     Should I be laughing or crying? [16:18] Kagura (N)     After that, I swore I'd never get close to animals. [16:22] ---     I'm not good at controlling my strength, and I only end up hurting them. [16:27] Kagura     But maybe this Sadaharu and I will make a good pair. [16:32] ---     He's a gift from the heavens. I'm sure of it, uh-huh. [16:38] Kagura     I forgot I'm out of pickled seaweed. I'm gonna go and buy some. [16:43] Kagura     Take care of Sadaharu for me! [16:47] Gin     Hey, wait! [16:58] ---     Hey, Sadaharu! [17:00] Shinpachi     G-G-Gin! [17:02] Shinpachi     Gin! [17:04] Shinpachi     H-Help! [17:05] Gin     I'm saved! [17:14] Shinpachi     He looks cute sleeping like that. [17:16] Gin     He's a demon in a dog's clothing. [17:20] Gin     In a manic world with ferocious dogs, we must watch our hearts! [17:24] Shinpachi     But after watching Kagura love it so much, it's sorta... [17:29] Hijikata     Oh, there you are. [17:32] Gin     Huh? You guys? [17:35] Gin     What's up with you? Don't you even work during the day? [17:37] Gin     Looking for a companion to have fun with? [17:40] Hijikata     Like I'd invite you to join our fun! A fight's different, though! [17:43] Gin     That fight you picked last time? I gave it right back to you. [17:48] Hijikata     Fine! [17:49] Hijikata     Then this time, I'll give it right back to you with a fruit basket as a bonus! [17:55] Okita     By the way... Is that your dog? [17:59] Gin     It's not really my dog. Why you asking? [18:03] Hijikata     Don't go off talking without me! [18:06] Okita     There's a certain someone connected to the upper ranks of the government [18:07] Okita     who's interested in animals like that. [18:11] ---     We'd like you to hand that dog over to the Shinsengumi. [18:14] Gin     Forget it. I wouldn't give it to guys like you. [18:17] ---     Don't ever forget that I don't bow down to the Shinsengumi. [18:21] Hijikata     You're forgetting that I'm standing right here! [18:28] Hijikata     Damn! What'll we do, Sogo? [18:31] Okita     I think you'll just have to end your sentences with bow-wow. [18:34] Hijikata     As if! [18:36] Shinpachi     Gin, did you refuse for Kagura's sake? [18:40] Gin     Naw... [18:43] Gin     I just don't like doing what I'm told. [18:54] Prince     Oh...There's no animal that catches my eye. [18:58] ---     Every one of them seems to be lacking in something. [19:01] Jii     You are right. [19:03] Prince     Isn't there anything we can do? [19:09] Jii     Look out! [19:14] Prince     Jii! [19:15] Prince     What have you done?! [19:18] Jii     Calm down, my prince! [19:19] Jii     I will go and find a time machine. [19:23] Prince     You calm down, Jii. [19:26] Prince     Wh-What is this?! [19:29] Jii     What's wrong, my prince? [19:31] Prince     Jii! Look at this! [19:33] Jii     Did you find a time machine?! [19:34] Prince     No! You old geezer! [19:36] Jii     This is...a Dog God! What a rare species. [19:40] Prince     Do you have a rope? [19:42] Jii     Should we be doing this, my prince? [19:45] Jii     We're behaving like common criminals. [19:47] Prince     This is conservation! I can't allow such a precious specimen to stay in the wild! [19:50] Prince     All right, let's go! [19:52] Jii     Yes, sire. [19:54] Prince     I've added to my collection again! [20:01] Kagurakagura     Deer poop... [20:07] Kagura     Sadaharu! [20:10] Prince     The last time I was here, I had a horrible time [20:13] Prince     with that silver-haired man and that weird girl. [20:16] ---     But this'll finally ease the pain of losing Pesu. [20:19] Prince     Right, Jii? [20:20] Jii     Absolutely. [20:23] Jii     A-A zombie! [20:26] Gin     Hey, stop the car, you jerk. [20:28] Jii     Y-You again! [20:31] Gin     I gave it a lot of thought, [20:33] Gin     but cut me some slack on this one here. [20:36] Gin     Seems she's really taken a liking to that thing. [20:39] Jii     What are you blabbering about?! Move! [20:42] ---     I can't see in front of me, dammit! [20:48] Jii     Wha--?! [20:52] Prince     What's the matter? [20:53] Jii     A weird kid is approaching at tremendous speed! [20:56] Kagura     Give back Sadaharu! [20:59] Prince     Who is Sadaharu?! [21:01] Jii     St-Stay back! [21:10] Kagura     I forgot Sadaharu was on the car. [21:18] Kagura (M)     Sadaharu! [21:39] Kagura     I've gone and...done it...all over again. [21:47] Gin     'Scuse me, miss. [21:55] Gin     What are you so sad about? [21:58] Kagura     Gin! Sadaharu! [22:04] Kagura     Sadaharu! [22:06] Kagura     Sadaharu! I'm so glad! I'm so, so glad! [22:14] Kagura     Gin, you were so against keeping him. [22:18] Gin     Hell if I know. [22:20] Gin     If you're gonna keep it, you take care of it. [22:22] ---     And I'll be deducting the cost of his food from your salary! [22:27] Kagura     Thank you, Gin. [22:31] ---     Though I've never actually gotten paid. [22:36] Prince     Let's not come to Earth anymore. [22:39] Jii     I agree. [22:49] Okita     Remember to say bow-wow at the end of your sentences, Kondo. SIGN    [Preview] SIGN    Find a poster girl from a dango shop? [24:28] Gin     And you're telling me it's from fifty years ago?! [24:31] Gin     Listen, pops. [24:31] Gin     Even if we do find her, she'll be someone who used to be a poster girl. [24:35] ---     The next episode: "Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!" SIGN    [Once you grow out of JUMP, go for Weekly Playboy. It has everything from large, medium, to small.] SIGN    [Next week's Gintama is a senior fest. Loads of gramps and grannies.] [24:50] Gintoki     Ah... Don't go thinkin' there's always some bonus feature for you at the end!