# E10 - Eat Something Sour When You’re Tired
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**[00:00] Shinpachi**
Gin, Gin, you won't believe this!
**[00:02] Gin**
What's up, Four-eyes?
**[00:04] Shinpachi**
That guy who was stalking my sister!
**[00:06] ---**
He's Isao Kondo, the bureau chief of the Shinsengumi!
**[00:09] Gin**
Oh yeah, I heard.
**[00:10] Shinpachi**
Huh? Who'd you hear it from?
**[00:12] Gin**
From Ogushi.
**[00:13] Shinpachi**
Ogushi?
**[00:14] Gin**
Yup, Ogushi.
***SIGN*** [Gather around, kiddies! It's a big, white doggy!]
***SIGN*** [All you nice girls, gather around, too! It's a black-hearted and dishonest guy!]
**[01:56] Kagura**
Granny, give me some pickled seaweed!
**[02:00] Granny**
Thanks for coming!
**[02:04] Kagura**
Deer poop...
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs Gin]
**[02:10] Brats**
What the hell is with its size?! No way, absolutely no way!
**[02:16] Kagura**
What the hell are you doing hanging around the front of my place, you brats?!
**[02:20] Kagura**
Find a dirty magazine or something?
**[02:23] Brat A**
Ah! It's the seaweed girl!
**[02:25] Brat B**
Run! Or you'll smell sour like her!
**[02:31] Kagura**
Humph! Little brats can go suck their moms' teats.
***SIGN*** [To Odd Jobs Gin]
***SIGN*** [Eat Something Sour When You're Tired]
**[02:47] Announcer**
All right, let's hear from the Space Port, "Terminal."
**[02:51] ---**
Miss Ketsuno!
**[02:52] ---**
Ketsuno! Ana!
**[02:54] Ketsuno**
Ketsuno here!
**[02:56] ---**
Here at the Terminal, hoards of reporters are waiting for the arrival of Prince Hata.
**[03:04] Ketsuno**
Oh, the gate at the Terminal is opening!
**[03:07] ---**
It seems Prince Hata's spaceship has arrived.
**[03:24] Ketsuno**
On his return visit to Edo, Prince Baka...uh,
**[03:28] Ketsuno**
I mean, Prince Hata will be making visits to the newly constructed Oedo Zoo,
**[03:31] Ketsuno**
along with many other zoos and aquariums.
**[03:35] Ketsuno**
Oh, there he is! It's Prince Hata of the Midland Star Planet!
**[03:43] Hata**
It's been a long time, everyone! I am overjoyed.
**[03:49] Hata**
No need for formalities... No need.
**[03:57] Jii**
Prince! Who did that?
**[03:59] ---**
You?! Or you?!
**[04:01] Jii [Overlap]**
Was it you?!
**[04:03] Ketsuno**
Ketsuno reporting from the site.
**[04:06] Shinpachi**
So that stupid animal-obsessed prince is back. Huh, Gin?
**[04:15] Shinpachi**
Hey? Are you listening?
**[04:18] Kagura**
I'm back.
**[04:20] Shinpachi**
Welcome back.
**[04:22] Shinpachi**
Didja get toilet paper?
**[04:24] Kagura**
Here you go.
**[04:26] Shinpachi**
Kagura, listen...
**[04:28] ---**
don't people usually buy them in packs of several rolls?
**[04:32] ---**
What if someone gets the big "D"? No way will this be enough.
**[04:35] Kagura**
Quit nagging about the toilet paper!
**[04:38] ---**
What are you, my mother-in-law?
**[04:40] Kagura**
There are poor samurai in this world who use newspaper for toilet paper!
**[04:44] Shinpachi**
There aren't any extremists like that! Who told you that anyway?
**[04:48] Kagura**
Gin said so!
**[04:49] Shinpachi**
You can't trust anything he says.
**[04:52] Gin**
Shut up.
**[04:53] Kagura**
Don't act like you know it all when your butt is still green, you idol otaku!
**[04:57] Shinpachi**
What?! You're younger than me!
**[05:01] Gin**
Shinpachi, what's that white thing?
**[05:04] Shinpachi**
What else? Toilet paper.
**[05:08] Gin**
Not that! The big white one!
**[05:10] Shinpachi**
Can you quit talking about dirty stuff like "big thing" or "little thing"?
**[05:14] ---**
It's because of the way you talk that Kagura is...
**[05:18] Shinpachi**
Gyaaa! What is this?!
**[05:21] Kagura**
I found it outside. Isn't it cute?
**[05:24] Gin**
Forget where it was!
**[05:26] Gin**
If you're gonna pick something up, at least know what it is!
**[05:30] Kagura**
Sadaharu.
**[05:30] Shinpachi**
You just named it! You totally made that name up just now!
***SIGN*** [To Odd Jobs Gin]
**[05:33] Kagura**
This was stuck in his collar.
**[05:36] Shinpachi**
Let's see... To Odd Jobs Gin.
**[05:40] ---**
I'm very sorry, but please take my pet in.
**[05:45] Gin**
Is that all?
**[05:46] Shinpachi**
"LOL" in parenthesis.
**[05:49] Gin**
How can I be laughing! I'm "Mad" in parenthesis!
**[05:53] Gin**
In other words, it was abandoned!
**[05:55] Gin**
We're not a charity!
**[05:58] ---**
Get rid of it! Now! Shoo! Shoo!
**[05:59] Kagura**
Nuh-uh! We abandon it in this heartless town, it'll die!
**[06:05] Gin**
Don't worry. Sadaharu can manage alone.
**[06:09] Shinpachi**
What do you know about Sadaharu anyway?!
**[06:12] Gin**
You understand, don't you, Sadaha-
**[06:26] Hata**
Earth is so much fun!
**[06:28] Hata**
Perhaps it's because the environment is so nice, but there are so many different living things!
**[06:33] ---**
I never tire of coming here.
**[06:35] ---**
Don't you agree, Jii?
**[06:36] Jii**
Yes, my prince.
**[06:39] Hata**
The last time I came to Edo, I had a terrible time.
**[06:48] Hata**
So now, I wanna check all the zoos in Edo and take back any unusual creatures.
**[06:54] ---**
Don't you agree, Jii?
**[06:56] Jii**
What a bother.
**[06:59] Hata**
Did you say something?
**[07:00] Jii**
No, nothing, Prince Baka.
**[07:03] Hata**
You just called me baka.
**[07:05] Jii**
Who said baka?! You? Or you? It was you, huh?!
**[07:09] Hata**
Wasn't it you?
**[07:11] Jii**
This is the Ultra Giraffe, which was found on Nebula M78.
**[07:16] Hata**
So cute!
**[07:20] Jii**
By the way, it eats people.
**[07:23] Jii**
This is the Iscandar Elephant from the Great Mazeran Cloud.
**[07:27] Hata**
This one's cute, too!
**[07:30] Jii**
By the way, when it stretches its trunk...it eats people.
**[07:35] Jii**
This is the Petit Penguin, which inhabits Lilliput Planet.
**[07:39] Hata**
This one better be safe.
**[07:41] Jii**
The penguin doesn't eat people.
**[07:44] Jii**
However, the white polar bear below it does.
**[07:47] Hata**
Are you trying to kill me?!
**[07:52] Okita**
Man, Hijikata,
**[07:54] Okita**
what are we doing out here looking for an animal?
**[07:58] Hijikata**
I'm not sure, either.
**[08:00] Hijikata**
But I did hear that it's to be presented during an audience with some VIP who's making a visit here.
**[08:05] Okita**
Well, if we don't even know who this VIP is, any animal we catch should suffice.
**[08:12] Hijikata**
Well, by any animal...
**[08:17] Hijikata**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[08:19] Okita**
Something to present to some VIP.
**[08:22] Hijikata**
Cut it out, or do you wanna die?!
**[08:26] Okita**
Can you end your sentences with a bow-wow?
**[08:28] Hijikata**
Not likely!
***SIGN*** [Looking for someone to adopt! Cute, white puppy! Inquire at Odd Jobs Gin.]
**[08:34] Hijikata**
What's this?
**[08:37] Gin**
Anyway, until we find someone to adopt him, I'll allow Shigeo to stay here.
**[08:43] Shinpachi**
It's not Shigeo! It's Sadaharu.
**[08:46] Gin**
But once we find another owner, Tatsunori is out of here!
**[08:51] Shinpachi**
I said it's Sadaharu!
**[08:53] Kagura**
Sadaharu is so cute! Why don't you like him?
**[08:58] Gin**
Men can't believe what women call "cute."
**[09:02] Kagura**
Shinpachi, are you like that, too?
**[09:03] Kagura**
Wearing the kind of glasses an otaku who's into cutesy girls would wear.
**[09:06] Kagura**
And yet you're into sexy women, too?
**[09:10] Shinpachi**
Who are you calling otaku?!
**[09:12] Kagura**
Just try petting him! I'm sure you'll think he's cute!
**[09:21] Shinpachi**
G-Get him off me, Kagura.
**[09:24] Gin**
It's heavy.
**[09:25] Kagura**
So you understand how heavy my heart feels now?
**[09:27] Shinpachi**
Th-That's not what he meant.
**[09:30] Kagura**
Being loved is a heavy burden.
**[09:33] ---**
But Sadaharu and I will be okay!
**[09:37] Gin**
I-I can't breathe...
**[09:39] Gin**
It feels like the chocolate coronet I just ate is gonna come out of both ends.
**[09:52] Otose**
They've been making a racket all day!
**[09:59] Gin**
Hey, quit running around in here!
**[10:03] Shinpachi**
Kagura! You have to train him!
**[10:06] Kagura**
Even if he's mischievous, I'm gonna raise him strong and healthy!
**[10:10] Shinpachi**
Your mischievous behavior could kill people!
**[10:14] Shinpachi**
What's wrong, Gin?
**[10:16] Gin**
Sadaharu just made a little debut on my JUMP!
**[10:21] Kagura**
A little debut? You're so modest!
**[10:27] Shinpachi**
He went on to make a major debut on Otsu's debut single!
**[10:32] Otsu**
Otsu featuring Sadaharu!
**[10:36] Gin/Shinpachi**
Sadaharu, why I oughta!
**[10:36] Gin/Shinpachi**
Sadaharu, why I oughta!
**[10:41] Gin/Shinpachi**
S-Sorry...
**[10:45] Gin**
What's up?
**[10:47] Otose**
What's the deal, you coming in here?
**[10:50] Otose**
I don't have any money to lend you.
**[10:52] Gin**
That's not it.
**[10:53] Gin**
I came to pay the rent.
**[10:57] Otose**
What kind of prank is this?
**[10:59] Otose**
There must be a hidden camera somewhere.
**[11:02] Gin**
It's not like that! I just thought I'd at least pay this month's rent.
**[11:10] Otose**
Yes, it's a hot day today.
**[11:13] Gin**
Hey, hold it!
**[11:15] ---**
Come on! This is Lassie's second cousin!
**[11:18] ---**
He should be worth a month's rent!
**[11:20] Otose**
I don't want it even if it's the cousin of the Dog of Flanders!
**[11:32] Gin**
OK, here's the plan.
**[11:34] ---**
While Kagura is taking a nap, we'll go look for another owner.
**[11:39] Shinpachi**
Plan? Are you sure? Kagura will be very upset.
**[11:44] Gin**
It's all right.
**[11:45] Gin**
By experiencing harsh reality, a young girl climbs the stairway to maturity.
**[11:49] ---**
And an idol otaku graduates from fandom.
**[11:52] Shinpachi**
Do you mean me?! Are you talking about me?!
**[11:54] Shinpachi**
No way! I'll never graduate!
**[11:56] Gin**
Let's go!
**[11:59] Gin**
Hey, move it! You giant poop vendor!
**[12:07] Hijikata**
It should be around here.
**[12:10] Okita**
Hijikata...
**[12:13] Hijikata**
What're you doing?
**[12:15] Okita**
Watch out.
**[12:29] Hijikata**
Wh-What?! It's him!
**[12:37] Kagura**
Mmm... Huh? Sadaharu?
**[12:41] ---**
Sadaharu?
**[12:43] Gin**
He's finally settled down.
**[12:45] Shinpachi**
What're we gonna do?
**[12:47] Shinpachi**
I doubt there's anyone who wants to adopt Sadaharu.
**[12:50] Gin**
Don't worry. I have an idea.
**[12:54] Shinpachi**
Wahh! Another debut!
**[12:59] Shinpachi**
My house is your idea?!
**[13:01] Shinpachi**
You plan to dump off Sadaharu at my place?!
**[13:03] Gin**
Well, your sister's having trouble with a stalker, right?
**[13:08] Shinpachi**
You took care of that the other day!
**[13:11] Gin**
We help each other out when we can.
**[13:13] ---**
He'll be the perfect guard dog.
**[13:15] Shinpachi**
Listen to me, damn it!
**[13:17] Gin**
Don't bite!
**[13:19] Otae**
Oh?
**[13:20] Otae**
What are you two doing?
**[13:22] Kagura**
Sheesh! Where'd Sadaharu and Gin go?
**[13:27] Gin**
So, you think you could take this dog in?
**[13:30] Otae**
We already have a useless adolescent boy.
**[13:34] ---**
To take in one more...
**[13:36] Shinpachi**
Isn't "useless" a bit harsh?
**[13:38] Shinpachi**
Besides, Sis, this is a dog!
**[13:43] Gin**
Seriously, please! Sadaharu says he prefers it here.
**[13:47] Kagura**
What do you mean by that?!
**[13:52] Kagura**
While my back was turned!
**[13:54] Gin**
No, you've got it all wrong.
**[13:56] ---**
This is for Sadaharu's sake.
**[13:58] Kagura**
You're terrible, Gin!
**[14:04] Otae**
Hey, he seems to like you quite a lot.
**[14:20] Kagura**
Sadaharu!
**[14:22] Kagura**
Come here!
**[14:26] Gin**
Boy, they get on like a house on fire. Makes you wanna smile, huh, Shinpachi?
**[14:30] Shinpachi**
Yes. I guess girls and big goofy dogs go together, Gin.
**[14:40] Gin**
I wonder why it just won't take to us?
**[14:43] Shinpachi**
It knows that we're trying to get rid of him.
**[14:45] Shinpachi**
It's the instinct of the wild.
**[14:48] Gin**
Why is it so attached to her, Shinpachi?
**[14:51] Shinpachi**
It isn't, Gin.
**[14:59] Shinpachi**
It's attacking her, but Kagura doesn't think anything of it, Gin.
**[15:03] Kagura**
Quit playing around!
**[15:04] Gin**
I see, so that's how it is, huh, Shinpachi.
**[15:07] Shinpachi**
Yep.
**[15:12] Kagura**
There!
**[15:14] Gin**
You seem to be having fun.
**[15:16] Kagura**
Yup!
**[15:17] Kagura**
I love animals.
**[15:19] Kagura**
All girls love cute things. Don't need a reason for that.
**[15:25] Gin**
That's cute?
**[15:29] Kagura**
Of course, it's cute!
**[15:30] Kagura**
This is the first time an animal has gotten so attached to me!
**[15:33] Shinpachi**
Kagura, you should realize it already.
**[15:36] Kagura**
I...
**[15:37] ---**
...used to have pet long ago.
**[15:40] Kagura**
Sadaharu No.1!
**[15:42] Kagura (N)**
Sadaharu No.1 was super cute and I loved him so much.
**[15:48] Kagura (N)**
I kept Sadaharu No.1 outside, but one night, I really, really wanted to sleep with him,
**[15:53] ---**
so I snuggled with him under the covers without telling my parents.
**[15:56] Kagura (N)**
I had a nightmare and thrashed around all night.
**[16:05] Kagura (N)**
It was a terrible nightmare and when I woke up...
**[16:07] ---**
Sadaharu was lying there stiff.
**[16:13] Shinpachi (M)**
Should I be laughing or crying?
**[16:18] Kagura (N)**
After that, I swore I'd never get close to animals.
**[16:22] ---**
I'm not good at controlling my strength, and I only end up hurting them.
**[16:27] Kagura**
But maybe this Sadaharu and I will make a good pair.
**[16:32] ---**
He's a gift from the heavens. I'm sure of it, uh-huh.
**[16:38] Kagura**
I forgot I'm out of pickled seaweed. I'm gonna go and buy some.
**[16:43] Kagura**
Take care of Sadaharu for me!
**[16:47] Gin**
Hey, wait!
**[16:58] ---**
Hey, Sadaharu!
**[17:00] Shinpachi**
G-G-Gin!
**[17:02] Shinpachi**
Gin!
**[17:04] Shinpachi**
H-Help!
**[17:05] Gin**
I'm saved!
**[17:14] Shinpachi**
He looks cute sleeping like that.
**[17:16] Gin**
He's a demon in a dog's clothing.
**[17:20] Gin**
In a manic world with ferocious dogs, we must watch our hearts!
**[17:24] Shinpachi**
But after watching Kagura love it so much, it's sorta...
**[17:29] Hijikata**
Oh, there you are.
**[17:32] Gin**
Huh? You guys?
**[17:35] Gin**
What's up with you? Don't you even work during the day?
**[17:37] Gin**
Looking for a companion to have fun with?
**[17:40] Hijikata**
Like I'd invite you to join our fun! A fight's different, though!
**[17:43] Gin**
That fight you picked last time? I gave it right back to you.
**[17:48] Hijikata**
Fine!
**[17:49] Hijikata**
Then this time, I'll give it right back to you with a fruit basket as a bonus!
**[17:55] Okita**
By the way... Is that your dog?
**[17:59] Gin**
It's not really my dog. Why you asking?
**[18:03] Hijikata**
Don't go off talking without me!
**[18:06] Okita**
There's a certain someone connected to the upper ranks of the government
**[18:07] Okita**
who's interested in animals like that.
**[18:11] ---**
We'd like you to hand that dog over to the Shinsengumi.
**[18:14] Gin**
Forget it. I wouldn't give it to guys like you.
**[18:17] ---**
Don't ever forget that I don't bow down to the Shinsengumi.
**[18:21] Hijikata**
You're forgetting that I'm standing right here!
**[18:28] Hijikata**
Damn! What'll we do, Sogo?
**[18:31] Okita**
I think you'll just have to end your sentences with bow-wow.
**[18:34] Hijikata**
As if!
**[18:36] Shinpachi**
Gin, did you refuse for Kagura's sake?
**[18:40] Gin**
Naw...
**[18:43] Gin**
I just don't like doing what I'm told.
**[18:54] Prince**
Oh...There's no animal that catches my eye.
**[18:58] ---**
Every one of them seems to be lacking in something.
**[19:01] Jii**
You are right.
**[19:03] Prince**
Isn't there anything we can do?
**[19:09] Jii**
Look out!
**[19:14] Prince**
Jii!
**[19:15] Prince**
What have you done?!
**[19:18] Jii**
Calm down, my prince!
**[19:19] Jii**
I will go and find a time machine.
**[19:23] Prince**
You calm down, Jii.
**[19:26] Prince**
Wh-What is this?!
**[19:29] Jii**
What's wrong, my prince?
**[19:31] Prince**
Jii! Look at this!
**[19:33] Jii**
Did you find a time machine?!
**[19:34] Prince**
No! You old geezer!
**[19:36] Jii**
This is...a Dog God! What a rare species.
**[19:40] Prince**
Do you have a rope?
**[19:42] Jii**
Should we be doing this, my prince?
**[19:45] Jii**
We're behaving like common criminals.
**[19:47] Prince**
This is conservation! I can't allow such a precious specimen to stay in the wild!
**[19:50] Prince**
All right, let's go!
**[19:52] Jii**
Yes, sire.
**[19:54] Prince**
I've added to my collection again!
**[20:01] Kagurakagura**
Deer poop...
**[20:07] Kagura**
Sadaharu!
**[20:10] Prince**
The last time I was here, I had a horrible time
**[20:13] Prince**
with that silver-haired man and that weird girl.
**[20:16] ---**
But this'll finally ease the pain of losing Pesu.
**[20:19] Prince**
Right, Jii?
**[20:20] Jii**
Absolutely.
**[20:23] Jii**
A-A zombie!
**[20:26] Gin**
Hey, stop the car, you jerk.
**[20:28] Jii**
Y-You again!
**[20:31] Gin**
I gave it a lot of thought,
**[20:33] Gin**
but cut me some slack on this one here.
**[20:36] Gin**
Seems she's really taken a liking to that thing.
**[20:39] Jii**
What are you blabbering about?! Move!
**[20:42] ---**
I can't see in front of me, dammit!
**[20:48] Jii**
Wha--?!
**[20:52] Prince**
What's the matter?
**[20:53] Jii**
A weird kid is approaching at tremendous speed!
**[20:56] Kagura**
Give back Sadaharu!
**[20:59] Prince**
Who is Sadaharu?!
**[21:01] Jii**
St-Stay back!
**[21:10] Kagura**
I forgot Sadaharu was on the car.
**[21:18] Kagura (M)**
Sadaharu!
**[21:39] Kagura**
I've gone and...done it...all over again.
**[21:47] Gin**
'Scuse me, miss.
**[21:55] Gin**
What are you so sad about?
**[21:58] Kagura**
Gin! Sadaharu!
**[22:04] Kagura**
Sadaharu!
**[22:06] Kagura**
Sadaharu! I'm so glad! I'm so, so glad!
**[22:14] Kagura**
Gin, you were so against keeping him.
**[22:18] Gin**
Hell if I know.
**[22:20] Gin**
If you're gonna keep it, you take care of it.
**[22:22] ---**
And I'll be deducting the cost of his food from your salary!
**[22:27] Kagura**
Thank you, Gin.
**[22:31] ---**
Though I've never actually gotten paid.
**[22:36] Prince**
Let's not come to Earth anymore.
**[22:39] Jii**
I agree.
**[22:49] Okita**
Remember to say bow-wow at the end of your sentences, Kondo.
***SIGN*** [Preview]
***SIGN*** Find a poster girl from a dango shop?
**[24:28] Gin**
And you're telling me it's from fifty years ago?!
**[24:31] Gin**
Listen, pops.
**[24:31] Gin**
Even if we do find her, she'll be someone who used to be a poster girl.
**[24:35] ---**
The next episode: "Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!"
***SIGN*** [Once you grow out of JUMP, go for Weekly Playboy. It has everything from large, medium, to small.]
***SIGN*** [Next week's Gintama is a senior fest. Loads of gramps and grannies.]
**[24:50] Gintoki**
Ah... Don't go thinkin' there's always some bonus feature for you at the end!