# E1 - You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 1)

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRWEXZWJR/you-guys-do-you-even-have-a-gintama-part-1)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin Tama
<br>**[00:13] Samurai B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fight fair...<br>**[00:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fair?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Lake Toya]
<br>**[00:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gimme a break!<br>**[00:24] Samurai B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! He's getting away! He's running for his life!<br>**[00:27] Samurai A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get him!<br>**[00:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since the Sword Ban nobody does this chanbara stuff anymore!<br>**[00:33] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gintoki Sakata. Trademark: naturally-wavy hair.<br>**[00:37] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Has a sweet tooth and high blood-sugar. And he's kinda the main character.<br>**[00:44] Samurai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!<br>**[00:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, but I have a TV show to watch at four.<br>**[00:50] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin!<br>**[00:52] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi?<br>**[00:53] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin, help me!<br>**[00:56] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi Shimura. The straight man.<br>**[00:59] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Working for Gintoki in hopes of finding the samurai spirit.<br>**[01:02] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, why are you letting them chase you like that?<br>**[01:06] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know! Nobody wants to be chased!<br>**[01:09] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, run for it!<br>**[01:11] Samurai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!<br>**[01:31] Samurai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got you now...  Whoa!<br>**[01:33] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin! There's no one here!<br>**[01:36] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagura. Member of the "Yato Clan", the most powerful warrior race in the universe. She's cute but has a sharp tongue.<br>**[01:44] Samurai A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[01:46] Samurai A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this?<br>**[01:47] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sadaharu, Kagura's pet. A mysterious, giant space creature.<br>**[01:52] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Geez, pay attention! I think they're pissed.<br>**[01:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kagura. You'd better get out of here!<br>**[02:03] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up, "Lady's Four" is about to start.<br>**[02:07] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The host, Toshio Shiba, will wait for us!<br>**[02:08] Samurai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After them!<br>**[02:10] Samurai**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it!<br>**[02:12] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[02:20] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dead end...<br>**[02:27] Samurai A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;End of the line for you.<br>**[02:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about? We let you catch us.<br>**[02:31] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should be thankful!<br>**[02:33] Samurai B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You losers!<br>**[02:35] Samurai B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the ones running all over town. You should talk!<br>**[02:37] Samurai C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What group do you belong to?<br>**[02:38] Samurai D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, you're the spy who came to find our secret.<br>**[02:42] Samurai A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before we cut you down, I'll ask you again. Who are you?<br>**[02:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are we?<br>**[02:48] Shinachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hah...   All right, since you asked...<br>**[02:53] Shinachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We do anything from housework to finding missing persons!<br>**[02:56] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're in trouble, just come to us!<br>**[02:59] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll take any case. We'll take any kind of job as long as we get paid.<br>**[03:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're Odd Jobs Gin!<br>**[03:07] Samurai D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odd Jobs? You mean, you'll do anything?<br>**[03:10] Samurai A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. That's why you snuck into our factory facility and...<br>**[03:19] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There it is!<br>**[03:20] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That must be it!<br>**[03:21] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Kuromi of Yamatoya!<br>**[03:25] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on. Have some pickled seaweed.<br>**[03:29] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you damned cat! Wait!<br>**[03:34] Samurai A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They were looking for a cat?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Hi, nice to meet you. Welcome to the anime series, Gin Tama.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[It's written as "Gin" for silver and "Tama" for soul.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Don't write "Kin Tama" by accident, because that means "testicles"!]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[We're gonna kick off with a one hour special!]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>**[05:29] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The land of the samurai. There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.<br>**[05:35] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With the arrival of the "Amanto" from outer space and the Sword Ban twenty years ago,<br>**[05:41] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the samurai class fell into decline.<br>**[05:44] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In such hard times, there was one man left with the spirit of the samurai. His name is Gintoki Sakata.<br>**[05:52] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagura and I, Shinpachi Shimura, work at Odd Jobs Gin, which is coincidentally run by this guy.<br>**[05:59] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which reminds me, we've been working for him for about a year now, but I don't think he's paid us yet.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["You Jerks! And You Claim to Have Gin Tama?!"]
<br>**[06:15] Waitress**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Kariya has arrived!<br>**[06:18] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo!<br>**[06:20] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo!<br>**[06:22] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't hear you! Again!<br>**[06:25] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo!<br>**[06:26] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo!<br>**[06:27] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still not enough! Care to try it again?<br>**[06:30] Shishimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, there's no time.<br>**[06:33] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Kariya                                     Shishimura]
<br>**[06:35] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today's guest characters.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Shimomoto                                   Puu]
<br>**[06:39] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're definitely not regulars.<br>**[06:41] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, hi, Mr. Kariya.<br>**[06:43] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for coming all this way.<br>**[06:46] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dispense with the intros...  So, how is that matter we talked about going?<br>**[06:50] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine. Everything is going very well.<br>**[06:53] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, please take a look at this proposal.<br>**[06:57] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The goal of the project...<br>**[06:59] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"This project is... "<br>**[07:00] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no idea what this means!<br>**[07:03] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this a presentation for the spring anime season or what?!<br>**[07:08] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please forgive me.<br>**[07:19] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There.<br>**[07:24] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shinsengumi. A special government police force.<br>**[07:28] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata. Vice-chief of Shinsengumi. He's the brains.<br>**[07:31] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okita. One of the Shinsengumi's best swordsmen.<br>**[07:34] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamazaki, sit-rep?<br>**[07:37] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're in a private meeting in the back room on the second floor.<br>**[07:39] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Four of them: one Amanto, two businessmen and one tough-looking ronin...<br>**[07:45] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great...<br>**[07:46] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!<br>**[07:48] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speaking of the Amanto device, which we obtained with Mr. Kariya's support...<br>**[07:51] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We just finished assembling it at our secret factory. All we need to do is get it into position.<br>**[07:59] Kariya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this project succeeds, all of Edo will fall under my control.<br>**[08:03] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right, Mr. Kariya.<br>**[08:11] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a raid!<br>**[08:12] Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the Shinsengumi!<br>**[08:13] Member A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone stay still!<br>**[08:14] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sogo! Come on!<br>**[08:15] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[08:21] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Freeze, Shinsengumi!<br>**[08:28] Okita (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good-bye, Vice-chief. Hope you enjoy sucking on mayonnaise in the next world.<br>**[08:35] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Sogo, what are you doing here?<br>**[08:39] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, were you trying to kill me?!<br>**[08:42] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way, it was a joke. A joke, you know?<br>**[08:46] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm always doing that.<br>**[08:48] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean you're always trying to kill me?!<br>**[08:51] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, Hijikata, it seems that all our efforts end in failure.<br>**[08:57] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[08:58] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not really...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Odd Jobs Gin]
<br>**[09:04] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah...<br>**[09:06] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm too old to be reading JUMP. But I just bought it.<br>**[09:13] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right, Gin.<br>**[09:14] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reading manga like that won't fill your stomach. Your blood-sugar level will remain the same.<br>**[09:20] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know, but I'm addicted to it.<br>**[09:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I keep thinking I won't buy the next one, but...<br>**[09:26] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin, this doesn't look good.<br>**[09:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know. Someone my age shouldn't be reading JUMP.<br>**[09:32] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, and your onigiri taste terrible.<br>**[09:35] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not what I'm talking about!<br>**[09:37] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at this!<br>**[09:39] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A bankbook?<br>**[09:41] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hah, you can't fool me. You can't eat that.<br>**[09:45] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We won't be able to eat anything, not even rice!<br>**[09:47] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our balance is almost zero, so I feel really blue!<br>**[09:51] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We failed to catch the missing cat yesterday, so it was all for nothing!<br>**[09:55] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calm down. You're the little punk who failed to buy JUMP, are you?<br>**[09:59] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Having no money is just a condition, like chronic nasal infection, you know?<br>**[10:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get used to it. Having no money is our destiny.<br>**[10:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think you're being defiant? I'm not talking about JUMP! I said we're in a pinch!<br>**[10:14] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even bread crust would be like a feast tomorrow!<br>**[10:18] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is...<br>**[10:19] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A nasal infection?<br>**[10:19] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an earthquake, moron!<br>**[10:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It stopped.<br>**[10:25] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're having a lot of earthquakes lately.<br>**[10:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. It's shaking like a high school boy who has to simultaneously confront all five girls who asked him out.<br>**[10:34] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As if that ever happens.<br>**[10:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it could happen in JUMP.<br>**[10:40] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Customer?<br>**[10:42] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can't be. It's probably a newspaper salesman or something.<br>**[10:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi, if he's from anywhere other than the Nikkei, tell him that we subscribe already and send him away.<br>**[10:49] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if he is from Nikkei, send him away gently, like the rising sun.<br>**[10:53] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I'm coming!<br>**[10:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're already subscribed to a newspaper.<br>**[10:59] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[11:07] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[11:09] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm here because I heard you guys will take any job.<br>**[11:14] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[11:15] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi, what are you doing? "Lady's Four" is about to start!<br>**[11:20] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard this is Odd Jobs Gin.<br>**[11:23] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...frigging...<br>**[11:25] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong? Can't get rid of this guy?<br>**[11:28] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not trying to strongarm you, is he?<br>**[11:31] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Odd Jobs, right?<br>**[11:33] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...way!<br>**[11:35] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[11:35] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...frigging...<br>**[11:36] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...way!<br>**[11:38] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello? Hello? Hey, all three of you.<br>**[11:42] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't be...<br>**[11:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you a client?!<br>**[11:48] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ken Kato. Ronin. This episode's client.<br>**[11:52] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me introduce myself. My name is Ken Kato. I've been a ronin for a few days now.<br>**[11:58] Gintoki (Whisper)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what's going on?<br>**[12:01] Kagura (Whisper)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've had clients two days in row?! Must be a special version of the show!<br>**[12:05] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Here's some tea for you.<br>**[12:08] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hot!<br>**[12:09] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oops!<br>**[12:10] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[12:12] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really in for it if this is a joke!<br>**[12:14] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You're shocked and getting uppity?<br>**[12:18] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what can we do for you?<br>**[12:19] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I... want to get something back that I lost.<br>**[12:24] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something very important to me.<br>**[12:29] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, what did you lose?<br>**[12:32] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...  I need about thirty million yen to get it back.<br>**[12:36] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen, baldy! I said you were in for it if this was a joke, remember?!<br>**[12:41] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's an easy way to earn money? Every time I grab it, it runs through my fingers...<br>**[12:46] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah-ha, that's it! Every time you move your hand, we go further into the red!<br>**[12:50] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I heard you would take any kinds of jobs for troubled people.<br>**[12:54] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't even pay our rent now!<br>**[12:57] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way we can take care of someone's business! Don't come here again!<br>**[13:00] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calm down, both of you. So, what would you do with the money if you had it?<br>**[13:07] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A month ago, I ended up as dead weight at the company and got laid off.<br>**[13:13] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And three weeks ago, I was swindled and lost my house.<br>**[13:20] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then two weeks ago, my wife and daughter left me, without even leaving a note.<br>**[13:27] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And one week ago...<br>**[13:36] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you stop?!<br>**[13:38] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spit it out! Do tragedies like this befall you every single week?!<br>**[13:43] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell us what happened to you last week!<br>**[13:46] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you... like to hear the rest?<br>**[13:52] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why will he tell us the rest only after we complete the job?<br>**[13:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever, I'm sure we won't be able to complete this job.<br>**[14:00] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[14:01] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are we going?<br>**[14:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right...  The point is that we get the money as quickly as possible, right?<br>**[14:09] Otose**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome...  Oh, it's you guys.<br>**[14:12] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otose. Proprietor of Otose Snack House and Gintoki's landlord.<br>**[14:19] Otose**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[14:21] Catherine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys are such dopes.<br>**[14:23] Catherine**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you could make money that quickly, there would be no thieves in the world! Idiots!<br>**[14:29] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So says the ex-thief!<br>**[14:31] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed.<br>**[14:32] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Catherine. Works for Snack House Otose. She came to Earth as a migrant worker.<br>**[14:39] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, there might be one way...<br>**[14:44] Doctor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what'll it be?<br>**[14:47] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...  Um...<br>**[14:48] Otose**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got two of those, so why don't you sell one?<br>**[14:52] Otose**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd sell one if you were a real man!<br>**[14:54] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't gonna work.<br>**[14:55] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So disappointing. You're just a big talker.<br>**[14:59] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not going to happen if you're not prepared, right?<br>**[15:03] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget it. It won't happen.<br>**[15:11] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh hello, everyone. Fancy meeting you here!<br>**[15:14] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ayame Sarutobi. Nickname: Sachan. An elite ninja and a former a member of the Oniwabanshu.<br>**[15:19] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[15:20] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A way to get money quickly?<br>**[15:23] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sachan, why don't you put your glasses on?<br>**[15:26] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're getting on everyone's nerves. I don't care if your character looks like mine.<br>**[15:31] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?<br>**[15:33] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't care less about you.<br>**[15:37] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I care about is...<br>**[15:41] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...you, Gin.<br>**[15:45] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See?! I told you it would help to put on your glasses!<br>**[15:48] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[15:49] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So the money you were talking about is not for the purchase of our little love nest?<br>**[15:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our love nest?<br>**[15:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, I can't even bear to think about sitting next to you at the diner.<br>**[15:59] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always so cold, as usual.<br>**[16:01] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I don't give up so easily.<br>**[16:04] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And what's with the natto, anyway?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>**[16:07] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just holding on to it isn't gonna help you you'll lose weight. Seriously.<br>**[16:10] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? Do you think that pushing me away is going to make me happy?<br>**[16:14] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop blabbering, and do something with the natto, you natto woman!<br>**[16:15] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here we go!<br>**[16:19] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it! Just like that!<br>**[16:22] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More! More! Just keep blasting away at me!<br>**[16:26] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really turning me on!<br>**[16:29] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? It stinks!<br>**[16:30] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that smell?<br>**[16:31] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smells like natto and masochism.<br>**[16:36] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kato.<br>**[16:36] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kato.<br>**[16:41] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo, Kato. How's it going?<br>**[16:43] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, uh...<br>**[16:48] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet that was hard on you, huh?!<br>**[16:50] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You put your seal on a contract like that? You'd better be more careful as to what you agree to.<br>**[16:54] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too bad. We know you're hard up.<br>**[16:59] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? How did you know?<br>**[17:03] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, what have you been doing lately?<br>**[17:05] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm trying to work hard and buy my house back...<br>**[17:08] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Buy it back? That'll never happen.<br>**[17:11] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because...<br>**[17:13] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey...<br>**[17:14] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well...  That's right...<br>**[17:16] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, let us know when you find a house.<br>**[17:19] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll at least send a New Year's card when you do, Kato.<br>**[17:23] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a bath!<br>**[17:24] Puu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brush your teeth!<br>**[17:26] Shimomoto**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you next week!<br>**[17:28] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you...<br>**[17:29] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[17:31] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe you oughta rethink your request.<br>**[17:33] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm available for assassination jobs since I'm a professional killer.<br>**[17:37] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's kill them!<br>**[17:38] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't we roll them up and throw 'em into the ditch now?!<br>**[17:41] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, wait.<br>**[17:43] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm changing my request.<br>**[17:46] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's not going to be assassination.<br>**[17:50] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... want to be stronger!<br>**[17:54] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We got it!<br>**[17:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, everyone...<br>**[17:58] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, at any rate, we can jack up his hit points another hundred or so.<br>**[18:04] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So where are you going, Gin?<br>**[18:07] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have something to take care of.<br>**[18:13] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's all.<br>**[18:15] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[18:16] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, so this is a blueprint...<br>**[18:20] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isao Kondo. Commander of the Shinsengumi. Strikes fear in the hearts of others.<br>**[18:24] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, Hijikata...<br>**[18:27] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no idea what this says...<br>**[18:30] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been trying to explain that this is a blueprint for an Amanto device, Kondo!<br>**[18:36] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. Some sort of device...<br>**[18:40] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, and someone seems to be planning to use that device for some heinous deed here in Edo.<br>**[18:47] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi...<br>**[18:52] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What does "heinous deed" mean?<br>**[18:54] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't heard a word I said!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>**[19:17] Gintoki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An embassy?<br>**[19:19] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gintoki.<br>**[19:20] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zura?<br>**[19:22] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not Zura. It's Katsura.<br>**[19:25] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kotaro Katsura. Member of the exclusionist rebels. An activist trying to rid Edo of aliens called Amanto.<br>**[19:33] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elizabeth. What the hell is this?<br>**[19:36] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gintoki, what are you doing here?<br>**[19:39] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...  you know, jogging, taking a walk, something like that... I'm not really sure, you know...<br>**[19:46] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Very well.<br>**[19:49] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean?<br>**[19:50] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard some dangerous rumors around here.<br>**[19:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rumors?<br>**[19:55] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've heard about an Amanto who's plotting to destroy all of Edo.<br>**[20:00] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why would an Amanto do something like that?<br>**[20:04] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know...  But if it's true, we must punish them.<br>**[20:10] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gintoki, I don't know what you're going to do, but you'd better be careful.<br>**[20:14] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Embassy is considered foreign soil.<br>**[20:18] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foreign soil...<br>**[20:21] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should be careful, then.<br>**[20:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Later, Zura.<br>**[20:26] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not Zura. It's Katsura.<br>**[20:40] Katsura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That hat is so out of style.<br>**[20:48] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! Why don't you give it a try?<br>**[20:50] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He can't do that!<br>**[20:52] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about? It's easy!<br>**[20:54] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suppress your inner "self" and even you can look like Antonio Inoki.<br>**[20:58] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no idea what you're talking about.<br>**[21:02] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, you can start any time.<br>**[21:06] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right...<br>**[21:14] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Your eyes are bloodshot. Were you up all night playing Tetris?<br>**[21:19] Shishimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The game is just about to begin.<br>**[21:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give it a rest.<br>**[21:23] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something bad could happen if you swing that toy around like that.<br>**[21:27] Shishimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did he notice my sword cane?<br>**[21:31] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever, but can you at least tell me why you're trying to kill me?<br>**[21:36] Shishimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't play dumb! We already know you're nosing around.<br>**[21:41] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wrong. That was Zura. It wasn't me.<br>**[21:45] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No more discussion!<br>**[21:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An earthquake?<br>**[21:59] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're leaving yourself wide open!<br>**[22:01] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think you'll become stronger like that?! Dumbass!<br>**[22:07] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're surprisingly intense.<br>**[22:09] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I'm sorry. Are you all right?<br>**[22:13] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get up! Stand up! Katoken!<br>**[22:16] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen! Keep your elbows close to your body and strike, strike, and strike!<br>**[22:24] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! That's a jab.<br>**[22:27] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That won't work for tomorrow, right? It doesn't have anything to do with swordsmanship!<br>**[22:31] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cross Namida Bridge carefully!<br>**[22:36] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like it's my turn.<br>**[22:39] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll make you stronger!<br>**[22:42] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stronger!<br>**[22:44] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;L-Like this?<br>**[22:46] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More! More!<br>**[22:48] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yes!<br>**[22:50] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it. Good!<br>**[22:52] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about this?!<br>**[22:54] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have potential.<br>**[22:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this training for?<br>**[22:58] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of potential does he have?!<br>**[23:01] Sachan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a dominatrix...<br>**[23:02] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a man! Anyway, that's not the point!<br>**[23:05] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're very patient! You'll get another appetizer!<br>**[23:10] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Untie me now!<br>**[23:12] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[23:14] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much, but that's enough.<br>**[23:18] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think I'll ever get any stronger.<br>**[23:21] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I give up...<br>**[23:23] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? B-But...<br>**[23:25] Katoken**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I'll just leave.<br>**[23:28] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katoken...<br>**[23:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy, my best clothes... ruined. My mom is going to be really mad, you bastard!<br>**[23:40] Shishimura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd better be more worried about your life than your clothes!<br>**[23:49] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is Shishimura, Gintoki's mysterious attacker?<br>**[23:53] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And what heinous deed is Kariya the Amanto planning?<br>**[23:56] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did Kato really give up?<br>**[24:04] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's time to say good-bye to those who live in a certain area.<br>**[24:08] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For the rest of you, please keep watching!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
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