367 - There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross

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SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright
    room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!
[00:09] Hij
    Damn, I totally lost them.
[00:13] Hij
    Hey, Yamazaki. Get your ass here, now.
[00:16] Hij
    I'll give you the exact location later.
[00:20] Sei
    Looking for something, sir?
[00:22] Sei
    If it's cute girls you want,
    I know just the place.
[00:27] Hij
    I'm looking for a woman with an
    eyepatch, one with a facial scar,
[00:30] Hij
    a perverted ninja, and a female gorilla.
SIGN    Yoshiwara Guide Service
[00:32] [Messenger] Sign
    Trust and Excellence
    No.1 in Customer Satisfaction!!
[00:34] Sei
    Give it up, sir.
[00:36] Sei
    Ain't an ordinary man in this world
    who can handle those crazies.
[00:38] Sei
    You won't even have butt hair
    when they're done with you.
[00:41] Hij
    That sounds terrifying.
[00:43] Hij
    And you're working in such a terrifying town.
[00:47] Hij
    How old are you, kid?
[00:48] Sei
    Th-The hell?!
SIGN    Yoshiwara Guide Service
[00:48] [Messenger] Sign
    Trust and Excellence
    No.1 in Customer Satisfaction!!
[00:49] Sei
    You can't show that off here!
    Have some common sense!
[00:53] Sei
    I bet you're not popular with the ladies—
[00:55] Sei
    Ow!
[00:56] Hin
    What are you yelping about?
[00:58] Hin
    Good grief.
[01:01] Hin
    You're the one ruining this place's
    reputation with a lack of common sense, Seita.
[01:06] Sei
    Mom...
[01:08] Sac
    The Shangri-La of Yoshiwara is now a
    government-recognized tourist spot, huh?
[01:13] Tsu
    Two years ago, this place sheltered
    civilians from the flames of war.
[01:18] Tsu
    I suppose that paid off.
[01:20] Sac
    But even in broad daylight,
[01:22] Sac
    the relationship between men and
    women ain't all that different.
[01:27] Sac
    Day or night,
[01:30] Sac
    the Hyakka will always be
    the champions of women.
[01:33] Hin
    There you have it.
[01:34] Hin
    The one running this town now
[01:36] Hin
    is the former Courtesan of Death
    turned Courtesan of the Sun, Tsukuyo.
[01:41] Hin
    Make sure you never disrespect
    women where her scar can see it.
[01:47] Hin
    You'll be whisked away to a
    world with no day or night.
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Silver Soul
SIGN    If you missed the last episode,
SIGN    this visual probably shocked you,  but don't worry.
SIGN    This guy right here?
SIGN    That's Gin-san.
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
SIGN    There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross
[03:40] Tsu
    An enemy to women is an enemy to Yoshiwara.
[03:43] Tsu
    Let me teach that guy a lesson.
[03:45] Tae
    Aren't you glad, Kyu-chan?
[03:48] Tae
    She says she'll get revenge for your panties.
[03:50] Sac
    What? Those were your panties?
[03:52] Sac
    I thought you'd be wearing
    a loincloth or something,
[03:55] Sac
    but your underwear is actually normal, huh?
[03:56] Tae
    Anyway, it's good that there
    are no stains or anything.
[04:00] Tae
    It's truly important to change
    your underwear every day.
[04:03] Sac
    Huh? Do I see some hair over there?
[04:06] Tae
    Nah, that's the hair on
    his head sticking out.
[04:10] Sac
    Huh? But I see a red stain there...
[04:12] Tae
    That's from when we beat him up.
[04:14] Kyu
    How long are you gonna keep wearing
    that, anyway? Give it back!
[04:19] Kyu
    Not the diapers!
[04:21] Tae
    He's grown completely defiant.
[04:23] Tae
    Takasugi, was it?
[04:25] Tae
    I hear he used to have a final-boss
    aura whenever he appeared.
[04:29] Sac
    A real shocker, right?
[04:30] Sac
    What happened to him?
[04:32] Sac
    Where did he go wrong?
[04:34] Tae
    Must've been when he put
    those panties on his head.
[04:37] Tae
    There are lines even villains can't cross.
[04:40] Sac
    Of course you'd be demoted from final
    boss if you wore panties on your head.
[04:43] Tae
    No, maybe he wore them because
    he was demoted from final boss.
[04:48] Sac
    I just happened to be having a
    hard time with him, actually.
[04:51] Sac
    I believe he came to Edo with Gin-san.
[04:56] Sac
    But he just wouldn't talk.
[04:58] Sac
    I hope you can get him to spill where
    Gin-san is while you teach him a lesson.
[05:03] Kyu
    Gintoki's back in Edo?
[05:04] Tae
    Why won't he come see us, then?
[05:07] Sac
    I don't know. Maybe he has his reasons.
[05:10] Hij
    It's because he's over there
    with panties on his head.
[05:14] Hij
    Shinsfake's got his back to the wall now.
[05:17] Gin
    Stupid broads. It's pointless
    trying to embarrass me.
[05:22] Sac
    Uh, I'd say you're just
    embarrassing yourself here.
[05:25] Gin
    Because I'm both Takasugi
    and not at the same time.
[05:30] Gin
    In other words, no matter how much
    you humiliate Takasugi Shinsuke,
[05:33] Gin
    it won't hurt me at all...
[05:35] Gin
    Hey, wait! Hear me out!
[05:39] Gin
    C-Come on! That hurts, damn it!
[05:41] H
    So it does hurt you after all?
[05:43] Gin
    That's not it! I meant it
    wouldn't hurt me mentally!
[05:46] Tae
    Uh, I have no idea what you're talking about.
[05:49] Sac
    You keep spouting delusional
    lines without backing them up.
[05:52] Sac
    That's why you were demoted from final boss.
[05:54] Gin
    That's going too far! Apologize to Takasugi!
[05:56] Hij
    No, you apologize.
[05:57] Gin
    Fine! Bring on the torture or whatever!
[06:01] Gin
    Just know that it'll make you
    bigger disgraces than me!
[06:06] Gin
    Worse than a terrorist in diapers with
    panties on his head! Serves you right!
[06:09] Gin
    What's wrong?
[06:10] Gin
    Don't tell me you hung me up here without
    being prepared to follow through.
[06:14] Tsu
    Sorry, but Yoshiwara
    ain't a place of torture.
[06:18] Tsu
    This is a red-light district.
[06:20] Tsu
    We entertain men here, not make them suffer.
[06:28] Gin
    You liar! This is water torture!
[06:30] Tsu
    That ain't water.
[06:34] Gin
    L-Lotion?
[06:37] Gin
    Tallgeese!
[06:42] W
    Welcome!
[06:45] Tsu
    Ladies of Yoshiwara, we
    have a bigshot guest today.
[06:49] Tsu
    Use your skills and experience
    to give him the warmest welcome.
[06:54] Gin
    H-Hey, wait! What's all this?
[06:56] W
    Hello there, handsome!
[06:59] Gin
    Hey, Gran! Where are you touching?!
[07:01] Gin
    Stop it! Gross!
[07:02] Gin
    Oh... Wait... Not there!
[07:06] Sac
    Huh? What's going on here, Tsukky?
[07:08] Tsu
    This is how Yoshiwara does things now.
[07:11] Tsu
    Demons of lust are made to drown in women.
[07:16] W
    Welcome!
[07:18] W
    Welcome back, Master!
[07:22] Tsu
    And what lies beyond that lust...
[07:25] Tae
    Oh, he's back.
[07:32] Gin
    What's sexy about boobs, anyway?
[07:35] Gin
    Why are there two of them?
[07:37] Tae
    He's a sage now.
[07:38] Gin
    Hmm? What's this cloth doing here?
[07:41] Gin
    Get it off.
[07:42] Kyu
    How could you?!
[07:43] Tae
    Freed from his worldly desires,
    he's at the gates of enlightenment.
[07:47] Tsu
    Hey, has some of your evil been washed away?
[07:49] Tsu
    Then answer me.
[07:51] Tsu
    Is it true that you were
    traveling with Gintoki?
[07:55] Gin
    As I am now, both that and boobs
    come across as pair of trifling matters.
[08:01] Gin
    Speaking of which, why
    do boobs come in pairs?
[08:04] Sac
    Our sage has lost interest in everything.
[08:07] Sac
    And why does he keep talking about boobs?
[08:09] Tae
    Let's make him take another
    lap and forget about boobs.
[08:12] Kyu
    Wait. Two laps, one for each boob.
[08:20] Hij
    Uh, the enlightened one is screaming.
[08:23] Sac
    Three laps around hell will
    surely make him a better man.
[08:26] Tsu
    Don't call it hell, Sarutobi!
[08:28] Tae
    Oh, he's back from his pilgrimage.
[08:30] Tsu
    Don't call it a pilgrimage, Otae!
[08:36] Tae
    God?
[08:37] Gin
    I am naught.
SIGN    I am naught.
[08:39] Gin
    I am empty.
SIGN    I am empty.
[08:40] Sac
    Uh, I think we went way too far.
[08:43] Tae
    A lap for each boob was too much for him.
[08:45] Tae
    We should've left one boob.
[08:48] Gin
    I hath no interest in boobs.
SIGN    I hath no interest in boobs.
[08:51] Tae
    See?
[08:52] Kyu
    You know, he still seems
    to be hung up on boobs.
[08:55] Tsu
    Hey, is Gintoki...
[08:57] Gin
    All is vanity. All is vanity.
SIGN    All is vanity.
SIGN    All is vanity.
[08:59] Tsu
    Nope. We're not getting anything out of him.
[09:01] Gin
    I am naught.
SIGN    I am naught.
[09:03] Gin
    I am empty.
SIGN    I am empty.
[09:05] Gin
    Boobs art two.
SIGN    Boobs art two.
[09:06] Kyu
    Look, his head's filled
    with nothing but boobs!
[09:08] Sac
    Oh, well.
[09:10] Sac
    Let's stimulate his lust
    and turn him back a little.
[09:13] Sac
    Tsukky, take the grannies' place in
    there and let him fondle your boobs.
[09:18] Tsu
    Why me?!
[09:19] Sac
    Well, I can't do it. I'm
    getting married to Gin-san.
[09:22] Sac
    And Kyubei-san can't handle
    being touched by a man.
[09:25] Tae
    Sarutobi-san, why was I not considered?
[09:29] Gin
    Tae doth be naught.
SIGN    Tae doth be naught
[09:30] Gin
    Boobs art zero.
SIGN    Boobs art
SIGN    zero.
[09:32] Tae
    Hey! What happened to "boobs art two"?
[09:34] Tae
    What do you mean, "zero"?!
[09:36] Tae
    Now I'm mad. I'm gonna go.
[09:38] Kyu
    Wait, Tae-chan!
[09:39] Tae
    Don't stop me. I have my
    pride as a woman, too.
[09:42] Kyu
    That's not it.
[09:44] Kyu
    Okay, I'm on standby.
[09:45] Sac
    How would you fondling her help?
[09:48] Sac
    Kyubei-san...
[09:49] Sac
    You said you were ready for arranged
    marriage, but you haven't changed at all.
[09:52] Kyu
    But I can't let that pervert defile Tae-chan!
[09:55] Tsu
    Okay, fine.
[09:56] Tsu
    You're right. This is a job for me.
[09:59] Tae
    Tsukuyo-san?
[10:06] Gin
    Why?
SIGN    Why?
SIGN    Why go so far...
[10:07] Gin
    Why go so far...
[10:10] Gin
    Courtesan of Boobs?
SIGN    Courtesan of Boobs?
[10:11] Tsu
    Who're you calling Courtesan of Boobs?!
[10:15] (Flashback) Hin
    You're such a fool, really.
[10:20] (Flashback) Hin
    You could've gone after him, you know?
[10:24] (Flashback) Tsu
    Hinowa.
[10:26] (Flashback) Tsu
    Once Yoshiwara sees the light of day,
    it will gradually turn into a normal town.
[10:32] (Flashback) Tsu
    That may be a joyous occasion,
[10:36] (Flashback) Tsu
    but I'd be a little sad...
[10:38] (Flashback) Tsu
    Living life watching the things
    I know change and go away.
[10:43] (Flashback) Tsu
    Leaving the people I was meant to see
    the future with and walking on alone.
[10:49] (Flashback) Tsu
    But that's exactly why I
    have to see it all through.
[10:53] (Flashback) Tsu
    See how those things end,
    and what they give birth to.
[10:58] Tsu
    And one day, when he does come back to us,
[11:02] Tsu
    I want to tell him all about it.
[11:05] Tsu
    That way, he can walk with us again.
[11:11] Tsu
    So please tell me.
[11:13] Tsu
    Where is he now? What
    does he have his eyes on?
[11:17] Tsu
    Is it the past, or is it the future?
[11:24] Tae
    He started a lap by himself.
[11:27] Sac
    Did she get through to him?
[11:29] Sac
    Maybe he went to get himself
    ready for spilling the beans.
[11:33] Tsu
    Oh.
[11:34] Tsu
    He's... back?
[11:40] Tae
    What kind of enlightenment is this?!
[11:42] Sac
    He just passed through
    the gates of Kntucky!
[11:45] Kyu
    Do you want to be thrown in a pot and fried?!
[11:48] Tae
    Wait... Where have I seen this Clonel before?
[11:52] Hij
    You moron!
[11:54] Hij
    I told you to keep watch! Where'd he go?!
[11:57] Kyu
    Huh?
[11:57] Tae
    It's you!
[11:59] Ymz
    I'm sorry, Hijikata-san.
[12:01] Ymz
    I was pretending to be a statue
    and keeping watch over there,
[12:07] Ymz
    but he ran away.
[12:11] Gin
    That was close!
[12:12] Gin
    I was about to attain enlightenment
    and tell them everything!
[12:20] (Flashback) Tae
    But I would've wanted him to see it.
[12:23] (Flashback) Tae
    You in a wedding dress...
[12:27] (Flashback) Sac
    I will not let you have Sakata Gintoki.
[12:30] (Flashback) Sac
    This is his home.
[12:34] (Flashback) Tsu
    That way, he can walk with us again.
[12:42] Gin
    Damn it all...
[12:45] Gin
    What the hell am I doing?
[12:50] W
    Odd Jobs.
[12:52] W
    Thank you so very much.
[12:56] W
    Goodbye, then.
[13:11] Gin
    Shinpa...
[13:26] Shin
    Hold it!
[13:28] Shin
    I don't know what's going on, but ganging
    up on someone isn't a good look.
[13:34] Shin
    More than anything, I won't stand
    for you sullying these streets
[13:39] Shin
    with your violence.
[13:41] Gin
    Cut!
[13:44] Gin
    Okay, we're out of time. Wrap it up.
[13:48] Gin
    Let's move on to the next segment!
[13:50] Shin
    Wait...
[13:51] Shin
    That was a really great 
    scene in the manga, too!
[13:52] Gin
    Okay, so on that note...
[13:53] Gin
    We know the show's still only halfway
    through, but change of plans.
[13:55] Shin
    Huh? The next segment?
[13:57] Shin
    What do you mean, the next segment?
[13:57] Gin
    After this, the Gintama anime
    will air an emergency special.
[13:59] Shin
    What the hell's going on?!
[14:00] Gin
    But first, some ads.
[14:09] Someone
    What? It was such a nice scene, too.
[14:13] Gin
    Order!
[14:14] Gin
    Order in the court!
[14:16] Gin
    Court is now in session for the trial.
[14:19] Shin
    Wait a second, Gin-san!
[14:20] Shin
    What's all this? What are you trying to do?!
[14:23] Gin
    Shinpachi-kun, stop making a fuss in the
    courtroom. I'll cut your screen time.
[14:27] Shin
    You just did earlier!
[14:29] Kag
    At least you got some time!
[14:32] Shin
    Kagura-chan?
[14:33] Kag
    I didn't even get to show up!
    What're you gonna do about this?!
[14:36] Shin
    That's right!
[14:38] Shin
    And what trial? What have we done wrong?!
[14:41] Gin
    That's what we're trying to clear up here.
SIGN    Gintama Ending Scam Trial
[14:45] Gin
    So let's begin the Gintama Ending Scam Trial.
[14:49] Shin
    Gintama Ending Scam Trial?!
[14:51] Gin
    Some of you watching at home may have
    noticed from the program guide already.
[14:58] Gin
    This is the Gintama anime's...
[15:00] Gin
    last episode.
[15:04] Ymz
    What? It's ending today?
[15:06] Hij
    Seriously? That's so abrupt!
[15:09] Gin
    Order!
[15:10] Gin
    You're exactly right.
[15:13] Gin
    If the viewers went, "What
    are the anime staff doing?
[15:17] Gin
    You're supposed to figure out the perfect
    length. Are you messing with us?
[15:20] Gin
    You need to read the manga,
    calculate the right pacing,
[15:22] Gin
    use appropriate cliffhangers to
    stretch the plot across weeks,
[15:25] Gin
    get the manuscripts from the 
    editor before Jump's release day,
[15:29] Gin
    and work on the series structure,"
[15:31] Gin
    that harsh criticism would be well-deserved.
[15:35] Shin
    Uh, the common viewer
    wouldn't know that much.
[15:37] Gin
    But while this may sound like an excuse,
[15:41] Gin
    that's not it!
[15:42] Gin
    It's not like that!
[15:44] Shin
    Seriously, what's with you?
[15:46] Shin
    Who are you speaking for?
[15:47] Gin
    There's a very good reason the
    anime's ending so abruptly today!
[15:54] Gin
    To explain this, we must rewind
    the clock to three years ago.
[15:58] Shin
    That far back? This has been
    three years in the making?!
[16:03] Gin
    And here we have the third season of the
    anime, which began airing April 2015.
[16:09] Gin
    The series made its return around two
    years after the Final Chapter movie.
[16:13] Gin
    At this point, the manga side had
    already told the anime staff this:
[16:18] Gin
    "The manga will end soon."
[16:23] Sac
    W-Wait a second.
[16:25] Tsu
    Three whole years ago?
[16:27] Kyu
    You mean...
[16:28] Tae
    Season 3 started because 
    the manga was ending?
[16:31] Gin
    Order in the court!
[16:34] Gin
    That's right, actually.
[16:36] Gin
    Season 3 was planned to be a year-long
    series that would end around
[16:40] Gin
    the same time as the manga.
[16:43] Gin
    In order to make that possible,
[16:45] Gin
    the anime staff reluctantly decided
    to skip a few small comedy arcs.
[16:50] Gin
    This was done to give Gintama the greatest
    finale possible and make the viewers happy.
[16:55] Gin
    It was a decision borne out of great passion!
[16:58] Shin
    Seriously, who are you talking for?
[16:59] Shin
    And why is it raining money?
    Can we really believe you?!
[17:03] Gin
    However!
[17:04] Gin
    Instead of ending, the manga
    made a shocking reveal
[17:07] Gin
    and expanded the story with
    several new developments.
[17:09] Shin
    Why'd you make it look like Ir°sutoya?!
[17:11] Gin
    And the anime ran out of time with
    the Shinsengumi saying farewell.
[17:16] Gin
    So on that note,
[17:17] Gin
    the Shinsengumi are found
    guilty for wasting episodes.
[17:20] Gin
    Hijikata Toshiro is sentenced to death.
[17:21] Hij
    Why?!
[17:22] Hij
    The Shinsengumi are victims in this, too!
[17:25] Hij
    And why am I the only one sentenced to death?
[17:27] Hij
    Wait... Hey!
[17:29] Gin
    After that, the anime producer ran around
    trying to procure an additional time slot,
[17:35] Gin
    but staying in the evening time
    slot proved next to impossible,
[17:38] Gin
    and the stress made him visit
    cabaret clubs more often,
[17:40] Gin
    leading to friction in his family.
[17:43] Shin
    What did this have to do with cabaret clubs?
[17:44] Gin
    Even in the midst of such chaos,
    we somehow raised funds
[17:48] Gin
    and cleverly moved to a late-night
    time slot to make a comeback!
[17:55] Gin
    And that was Season 4 here, which
    began with the Battle on Rakuyo.
[17:59] Gin
    We started working toward the
    finale, this time for sure.
[18:01] Gin
    However!
[18:03] Gin
    Rather than tying the loose ends,
    the story expanded to space
[18:06] Gin
    and showed off the stupid
    cue ball dad's love story.
[18:11] Gin
    So on that note,
[18:13] Gin
    the stupid cue ball is found guilty, too.
[18:14] Gin
    Death to his hair roots.
[18:15] UB
    N-No! Anything but my hair roots!
[18:18] Kag
    Uh, your hair roots have
    already been executed.
[18:21] Gin
    At this point, the anime staff decided
    to see what the manga was doing
[18:24] Gin
    and build up a buffer of material by
    switching strategies to buy time.
[18:28] Gin
    We used the hype surrounding the
    live-action movie announcement as cover,
SIGN    Yorinuke! Gintama-san
    Flashback Collection
[18:32] Gin
    bought time with some re-airs,
[18:35] Gin
    and aired new material using the
    short comedy arcs they'd skipped.
[18:39] Gin
    They were all stopgap measures
    we came up with on the fly,
[18:42] Gin
    but we made it seem very natural,
    like it'd been our plan all along.
[18:48] Shin
    No, you didn't! Adapting comedy arcs
    at that point felt really weird!
[18:53] Gin
    And around then,
[18:53] Sign
    Manga Editor
    (at the time)
SIGN    Poison Mushroom Manabe
[18:54] Gin
    the manga's editor at the time, Poison
    Mushroom Manabe (Idol Otaku), told us this:
[19:00] Manabe
    The manga will end this time for sure.
[19:03] Gin
    The anime staff trusted his words,
[19:05] Gin
    and despite the tiny budget and the
    harsh schedule they had due to waiting,
[19:10] Gin
    they believed the third time's the charm
    and began adapting a new long arc.
[19:14] Gin
    And that's how it started...
[19:17] Gin
    The Silver Soul Arc, which was
    supposed to be the final long arc.
[19:21] Gin
    However! However!
[19:24] Gin
    The story didn't end at all!
[19:26] Gin
    While this season was one cours,
    we got the time slot for 14 episodes,
[19:30] Gin
    so some delay would still be okay,
[19:32] Gin
    or so we thought, but the story went
    way past that and still didn't end!
[19:35] Gin
    "We even made the perfect opening
    and ending for a finale.
[19:39] Gin
    What do we do now?
[19:40] Gin
    Is this really gonna end? Can it end?"
[19:43] Gin
    That's how we felt, and we
    expressed those feelings frankly.
[19:46] [SONG] Sign
    Pretended to go out for work
    
    but instead went to see a play
    
    where Nagasawa Masami wore
    
    a racy costume.
SIGN    Manabe
[19:46] Gin
    And then, Editor D*ck said...
[19:51] Manabe
    Uh, it doesn't look like
    it's ending soon at all.
[19:53] Gin
    Huh?
[19:54] Manabe
    Also, the manga's weekly
    serialization is going to stop soon.
[19:57] Gin
    Huh?
[19:58] Manabe
    Also, I won't be editing it anymore.
[20:01] Gin
    What?!
[20:03] Gin
    Instead of walking in step, one leg is
    disappearing just before the finish line?!
[20:08] Gin
    So on that note, Hasegawa
    Taizo is sentenced to death!
[20:10] Mad
    What? Me?! Where did that come from?!
[20:13] Gin
    For suddenly acting like Chief
    of Immigration while unemployed,
[20:16] Gin
    your gaudy outfit,
[20:18] Gin
    and pissing me off by cockily showing up in
    the live-action TV show and stage events.
[20:22] Kag
    That even got on my nerves.
[20:24] Shin
    No objections.
[20:25] Mad
    Why am I the only one getting this treatment?!
[20:29] Shin
    But Gin-san...
[20:30] Shin
    If what you said so far is true,
[20:32] Shin
    the one who really deserves punishment...
[20:34] Kag
    ...is him. It's gotta be him.
[20:37] Gin
    You did well to notice, Shinpachi, Kagura.
[20:40] Gin
    That's right. The real accused in
    this Gintama Ending Scam Trial...
[20:47] Gin
    is this man, the gorilla mangaka!
[20:50] Sor
    I wanna be a steamed cheese bun.
[20:53] Sor
    Defendant... Well, we more or less know
    you're getting sentenced to death,
[20:57] Sor
    but is there anything you'd like to say?
[20:59] Sor
    Now is your chance to apologize,
    you know. Defendant?
[21:04] Shin
    Ew! He pulled something out!
[21:06] Gin
    Oh, it's another of those things.
[21:08] Gin
    Kagura, you can forget your
    role again and read it out.
[21:17] Kugyuu
    "To all the anime viewers,
    and the anime staff.
[21:23] Kugyuu
    Due to my dirty tackle, I have caused
    you tons of trouble, and I'm so...
[21:30] Kugyuu
    Huh? It's not tackle?
[21:32] Kugyuu
    It's the other thing?
[21:34] Kugyuu
    The *******, then?
[21:36] Kugyuu
    Huh? That was actually a huge disaster?
[21:38] Kugyuu
    I shouldn't bring it up again?
[21:40] Kugyuu
    Oh, I know.
[21:41] Kugyuu
    The last letter, when I revealed that
    Fujita, the previous director, had divorced.
[21:45] Kugyuu
    He's actually mad about
    that? Is that really so bad?
[21:49] Kugyuu
    I mean, after his divorce, he's now cozying
    up with an instructor 10 years younger.
[21:54] Kugyuu
    What is he being instructed on?
[21:57] Kugyuu
    That's what I'd like to be instructed on.
[21:59] Kugyuu
    Huh? That's not it, either?
[22:01] Kugyuu
    What is it, then?
[22:02] Kugyuu
    I've been too sleepy to watch the anime
    since it moved to late nights, so I dunno.
[22:07] Kugyuu
    What part has it reached now?
[22:09] Kugyuu
    The part where Saito Hajime kills Usui of
    the Ten Swords with the Zero Style Gatotsu?
[22:14] Kugyuu
    That's my personal best bout,
[22:16] Kugyuu
    so I'd be perfectly happy
    if the anime ended there.
[22:19] Kugyuu
    I'm just so filled with
    satisfaction right now.
[22:22] Kugyuu
    I'm not thinking of my next work yet,
[22:25] Kugyuu
    but let's see...
[22:27] Kugyuu
    What if the Black Ships of the Bakumatsu
    were actually alien vessels,
[22:30] Kugyuu
    and the people in that world still grittily
    lived with smiles on their faces?
[22:35] Kugyuu
    That's the kind of story I'd like
    to write, or well, explore in full.
[22:39] Kugyuu
    If we have the chance, let's
    meet again in that next work.
[22:45] Kugyuu
    I've already come up with the title.
[22:47] Kugyuu
    It's a title that'd sound really vulgar
    when spelled slightly differently...
SIGN    Gintama Final: End of Sky
[22:51] Kugyuu
    Gintama Final: End of Sky."
[22:56] Gin
    I shall hereby hand down the verdict.
[22:57] Gin
    The gorilla mangaka is...
[23:01] Gin
    Not guilty!
[23:04] Kag
    What part of that letter
    merited pardoning him?!
[23:07] Shin
    This gorilla never actually
    apologized for anything!
[23:10] Gin
    Okay, pipe down.
[23:12] Gin
    What can ya do? If it's not
    ending, it's not ending.
[23:16] Gin
    So yeah, while it was a
    really sloppy last episode,
[23:21] Gin
    the Gintama Ending Scam Trial
    is over! Court is adjourned!
SIGN    Next Work Preview
SIGN    Gintama Final
SIGN    End of Sky
SIGN    In the Works!
[23:59] Shin
    Yeah, like hell! That's never happening!
SIGN    Thank you very much
SIGN    for being a part of this journey.
SIGN    If the manga's continuing in GIGA, what about the anime...?
[24:10] Sor
    Writing manga is such a pain in the ass!