# 264 - Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears
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***SIGN*** Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears
**[01:38] Shin**
You people throw the word
brother around too much!
**[01:42] Gin**
Neither Gin-san nor I am interested
in being brothers, you fool!
**[01:47] Gin**
Shinpa—
**[01:54] Obi**
Why would you come here
**[01:58] Obi**
when it's already too late?!
**[02:09] Shin**
Gin-san!
**[02:13] Shin**
Gin-san, hang in there!
**[02:16] Gin**
Idiot...
**[02:18] Gin**
Why did you come?
**[02:21] Shin**
Yamazaki-san told me everything.
**[02:24] Shin**
That you guys were here...
**[02:27] Shin**
That he wouldn't be returning...
**[02:31] Gin**
Don't say that.
**[02:33] Gin**
Who went and decided that it was over?
**[02:37] Gin**
Stay out of this.
**[02:39] Gin**
Th-That guy will be back.
**[02:43] Gin**
I swear I'll bring him back to you.
**[02:48] Gin**
So can you wait just a little longer?
**[02:54] Gin**
It won't take much longer.
**[02:57] Gin**
Really.
**[02:59] Gin**
Please. I promise, okay?
**[03:08] Gin**
Damn...
**[03:13] Gin**
Damn...
**[03:18] Shin**
It's okay.
**[03:21] Shin**
You've done enough.
**[03:23] Shin**
So Gin-san, don't disappear on us.
**[03:28] Shin**
Even if Hajime-nii returns
**[03:31] Shin**
and Earth is saved,
**[03:34] Shin**
we won't be smiling if
you're not with us.
**[03:38] Shin**
It's okay if you don't
act like a big brother.
**[03:41] Shin**
It's okay if you're the total
opposite of a role model.
**[03:44] Shin**
It's okay if you aren't
showing us the way to go.
**[03:49] Shin**
As long as you're with us
when we've lost our way...
**[03:53] Shin**
As long as you're by our side,
sharing the pain and sorrow...
**[03:58] Shin**
As long as everybody's by
our side, we'll be smiling.
**[04:02] Shin**
No matter how difficult it may be.
**[04:05] Gin**
Shinpachi...
**[04:08] Shin**
So can you let us take it from here?
**[04:11] Shin**
Don't worry.
**[04:12] Shin**
I'm no longer the crybaby
little brother of Obi Hajime,
**[04:16] Shin**
nor am I a student of the
School of Beam Saber.
**[04:19] Shin**
I am the successor of the
School of Tendo Mushin
**[04:21] Shin**
and Odd Jobs' Shimura Shinpachi.
**[04:24] Gin**
Wait, Shin—
**[04:26] Kag**
Gin-chan!
**[04:27] Kag**
Hold on, Gin-chan!
**[04:29] Shin**
Kagura-chan...
**[04:32] Shin**
Take care of Gin-san for me.
**[04:34] Gin**
Didn't you hear me tell you to wait?
**[04:52] Obi**
Are you insane?
**[04:54] Obi**
You want to fight a man who completely
destroyed your big brother?
**[04:59] Shin**
You seem to be mistaken.
**[05:01] Shin**
Gin-san didn't come here to kill you.
**[05:04] Shin**
He came to save you.
**[05:05] Shin**
If Gin-san had come to kill you,
**[05:08] Shin**
you wouldn't be standing
before me right now.
**[05:10] Shin**
But it doesn't matter now.
**[05:12] Shin**
I'll get Hajime-nii back
even if I have to kill you,
**[05:16] Shin**
no matter how much
pain it may cause me.
**[05:20] Obi**
If you go through life with the blood
of your benefactor on your hands,
**[05:25] Obi**
you won't be the only one
who suffers as a result.
**[05:27] Otae**
I, Shimura Tae, will be the
witness for this battle.
**[05:34] Otae**
The School of Tendo Mushin
and the School of Beam Saber
**[05:37] ---**
in a no-holds-barred duel.
**[05:39] Otae**
Fight as true warriors to the very end.
**[05:42] Kag**
Boss lady...
**[05:44] Otae**
Please watch us, Obi-one-niisama.
**[05:48] Otae**
The crybaby who always
followed you around
**[05:52] Otae**
and all of us who always
admired your strength
**[05:56] Otae**
have become much stronger
**[06:00] ---**
after meeting you and everyone else.
**[06:03] Otae**
Strong enough to stop you.
**[06:06] Otae**
Begin now!
**[06:14] Shin**
Hajime-nii!
**[06:25] Obi**
Come, Shin-bo!
**[06:51] Obi**
I have seen the future of
the School of Tendo Mushin.
**[06:57] Obi**
You've become so strong,
Shin-bo, Otae-chan...
**[07:21] Otae**
Point.
**[07:25] A**
We've lost contact with Kenofi?
**[07:28] A**
Impossible, he's the
Galaxy Sword Master.
**[07:31] B**
Curses!
**[07:32] ---**
Do you have any idea how much money
**[07:34] ---**
we poured into making that thing?!
**[07:36] B**
It was a mistake to rely on a native
monkey to carry out this mission!
**[07:41] B**
How dare he die before
he could be of any use?!
**[07:44] B**
No matter what you spend on it, junk is—
**[07:46] Kon**
Shut up.
**[07:47] Kon**
Keep that filthy mouth of yours shut.
**[07:50] Kon**
He's not a piece of junk.
**[07:52] Kon**
And he's not a weapon.
**[07:54] Kon**
At long last, he's finally made it home.
**[07:58] Kon**
The samurai is back in the
country of the samurai.
**[08:01] Kon**
No more will you toy with
human lives and emotions!
**[08:06] Kon**
We will make you pay!
**[08:09] Kon**
Apprehend them!
**[08:11] Kon**
What?!
**[08:12] A**
Too bad for you, monkeys.
**[08:16] Obi**
That was an excellent strike.
**[08:19] Obi**
Shin-bo, you've come a long way.
**[08:23] Obi**
I'm very happy.
**[08:26] Shin**
You've always been a liar.
**[08:27] Shin**
And that hasn't changed.
**[08:30] Shin**
You always gave in to my persistence,
**[08:33] Shin**
and let me win once while
saying that I'd gotten stronger.
**[08:37] Shin**
You were always joking around.
**[08:41] Obi**
I was serious this time.
**[08:44] Obi**
Your voices pierced through
this cold metal body.
**[08:48] Obi**
Your voice,
**[08:51] ---**
Otae-chan's voice,
**[08:53] ---**
Instructor Sakata's voice...
**[08:57] Obi**
Your voices summoned my soul
from this lump of metal.
**[09:02] Obi**
Which is why I was able to beat
my other half at the very end.
**[09:09] Obi**
I couldn't match up to the rest of you,
**[09:12] Obi**
but for a moment, I think I
knew what true strength was.
**[09:16] Obi**
I can finally come home
without feeling ashamed.
**[09:22] Obi**
Truly, thank you very hamnida.
**[09:25] Kag**
You shouldn't leave, then.
**[09:28] Kag**
Stay here forever.
**[09:30] Kag**
We can all play with beam
sabers together again.
**[09:34] Kag**
I'll do a better job of preparing
your bath this time.
**[09:37] Kag**
So...
**[09:39] Kag**
Don't talk like this is the end.
**[09:42] Kag**
Don't leave Shinpachi and
the boss lady alone.
**[09:49] Obi**
Don't worry.
**[09:51] Obi**
I just left something up in space.
**[09:59] A**
Did you think that we wouldn't
be prepared for such an event?
**[10:02] A**
Even if Kenofi is disabled, the energy
that's accumulated inside won't vanish.
**[10:09] A**
At the moment, he's an unexploded bomb
that can destroy an entire planet.
**[10:14] A**
Do you know what will happen if
we give him a little stimulation?
**[10:18] Kon**
You bastard!
**[10:22] Kon**
Huh?
**[10:23] Kyu**
Don't touch me!
**[10:32] Kon**
What?
**[10:33] Hiji**
Are you guys okay?!
**[10:36] Kon**
Toshi!
**[10:37] Kon**
Stop them!
**[10:38] Kon**
They're going to
**[10:40] Kon**
discharge the energy in Obi Hajime
**[10:42] Kon**
and obliterate Earth!
**[10:45] Obi**
So once I've picked up
what I left behind,
**[10:50] Obi**
I'll come back.
**[10:52] Obi**
In the meantime,
**[10:54] Obi**
Instructor Sakata, look
after everyone for me.
**[11:08] Gin**
Let's go, guys.
**[11:13] Gin**
Didn't you hear me?
**[11:16] Gin**
You didn't forget the teachings of the
School of Beam Saber again, did you?
**[11:24] Otae**
It's okay.
**[11:27] Otae**
Don't worry, Obi-one-niisama.
**[11:31] Otae**
We won't cry anymore.
**[11:36] Otae**
So just promise... Just promise us...
**[11:41] Obi**
Yeah...
**[11:44] Obi**
I promise that we'll meet again.
**[11:49] Hiji**
Fire!
**[11:50] Hiji**
Shoot that thing down!
**[11:53] A**
It's too late!
**[11:55] B**
Beam cannon energy fully charged!
**[11:58] B**
We're locked onto Kenofi's coordinates!
**[12:03] A**
What?! Impossible!
**[12:05] A**
Kenofi has...
**[12:12] B**
That man is pointing
his beam cannon at us!
**[12:16] A**
It means nothing! Open fire!
**[12:22] Obi**
*Listen up, you two.*
**[12:25] Obi**
*Tears are handy for washing away
troubling and sad feelings.*
**[12:34] Obi**
*But when you grow up, you'll learn*
**[12:38] Obi**
*that there are things so sad, they
can never be washed away by tears.*
**[12:45] Obi**
*That there are painful memories
that should never be washed away.*
**[12:50] Obi**
*So people who are truly strong
laugh when they want to cry.*
**[12:57] Obi**
*They endure all of the pain and sorrow*
**[13:01] Obi**
*while laughing with everybody else.*
**[13:05] Obi**
*You can cry all you want right now.*
**[13:10] Obi**
*But one day, you must become
samurai strong enough not to cry.*
***SIGN*** Kabuki First District
**[13:41] A**
Why don't you drop by, big guy?
***SIGN*** Snack Smile
**[13:44] A**
We've got a bunch of cute girls!
**[13:46] A**
How about it, gentlemen?
**[13:48] Kon**
Is that true?
**[13:50] Kon**
We can choose anyone we want?
**[13:52] A**
Yup, you can choose anyone,
and they're all babes.
**[13:57] Kyu**
Really, then...
**[14:00] Both**
We'll take the babe named Otae.
**[14:02] A**
Oh, it's you guys again.
**[14:05] A**
You keep coming back every day.
**[14:07] A**
I told you that you're wasting your time.
**[14:09] A**
We haven't heard anything from Otae-chan
**[14:11] ---**
since she went on leave a month back,
**[14:13] A**
and we have no idea
when she's returning.
**[14:16] A**
We're struggling right now after
losing our top attraction,
**[14:20] A**
so could you not disrupt our business?
**[14:25] Kyu**
It's been a month already.
**[14:28] Kon**
That man saved our planet,
**[14:31] Kon**
but we weren't able to save anything.
**[14:37] Kyu**
I heard that Shinpachi-kun hasn't
been down to Odd Jobs since.
**[14:41] Kyu**
This is when they really need
other people by their sides,
**[14:47] Kyu**
but the person they truly want
by their sides is no longer here.
**[14:53] Kyu**
If we go visit, we'll only
put more stress on them.
**[14:57] Kyu**
I don't believe I can make
them smile right now.
**[15:02] Kon**
All we can do now is
wait and have faith
**[15:06] Kon**
that the two of them
will be able to overcome
**[15:08] ---**
their sorrow and move forward.
**[15:12] Kon**
Our job is to smile and welcome
them back when the time comes.
**[15:17] Kon**
For now, we wait.
**[15:18] Kon**
But when the time comes...
**[15:20] Kyu**
Yes, I'm sure they'll smile again.
**[15:22] Shin**
Man, that was so much fun.
**[15:25] Otae**
Yes, it's been so long since the two of us
**[15:27] ---**
were able to have some fun together.
**[15:29] Shin**
But I wanted to stay a little longer.
**[15:31] Otae**
That was long enough.
**[15:32] Otae**
We don't want to trouble
everyone any longer.
**[15:36] Shin**
Oh, it's Kondo-san and Kyubei-san.
**[15:39] Shin**
Haven't seen you in a while.
**[15:41] Shin**
The Shimura siblings
are back from Waiiha!
**[15:44] Otae**
Here, we brought chocolate covered
macadamia nuts as a souvenir.
**[15:48] Both**
Vacation?
**[15:50] Otae**
Yes, we went to Planet Waiiha,
where it's always summer.
**[15:54] Shin**
You know, with all these new long arcs,
**[15:56] ---**
we haven't had a chance to take a break.
**[15:58] Shin**
So we decided to use the paid
vacation days we've accumulated
**[16:01] ---**
and take some time off together.
**[16:04] Shin**
So, Planet Waiiha was awesome!
**[16:06] Shin**
You're probably thinking that
vacationing in Waiiha is too cliche.
**[16:10] Shin**
But there's a reason it's considered cliche.
**[16:13] Kon**
Ah, I understand what you mean.
**[16:14] ---**
Waiiha is the best!
**[16:15] Kon**
*How am I supposed to understand?!*
**[16:16] Kon**
*Why would you choose this
timing to go on vacation?!*
**[16:19] Kon**
*I thought that you were both
moping around inside your house,*
**[16:23] Kon**
*but you're completely tanned!*
**[16:24] Kon**
*Dark as chocolate covered
macadamia nuts!*
**[16:27] Kyu**
*Can't you tell, Kondo?
They're pushing themselves.*
**[16:31] Kyu**
*This wasn't an ordinary vacation.*
**[16:32] Kyu**
*They left Edo so we wouldn't
have to see them suffer.*
**[16:37] Kyu**
*And they're acting cheerful
so we don't notice that fact.*
**[16:42] Kyu**
*Don't say anything that'll
dig the wound open again.*
**[16:45] Kon**
Well, I'm glad that you
enjoyed yourselves.
**[16:48] Kon**
But it must have cost
a lot to go to Waiiha.
**[16:52] Kon**
You must have had a lot saved up.
**[16:53] Otae**
Oh, we paid for it with money
**[16:55] ---**
we received from Obi-one-niisama's
life insurance.
**[16:57] Kon**
*What wound? They dug up a
whole new grave on their own!*
**[17:01] Kon**
*I can see him! I can see
Obi-one-niisama rolling in the grave!*
**[17:03] Otae**
Obi-one-niisama made arrangements for
**[17:06] ---**
the money to be given to this
dojo if anything happened to him,
**[17:09] Otae**
so the money was meant
to be used for the dojo.
**[17:12] Kon**
*Really? So you went on vacation?*
**[17:14] Otae**
That's why...
**[17:14] Kon**
*You used that money to go on vacation?*
**[17:16] Otae**
We were happy to use it
**[17:18] Otae**
for macadamia nuts.
**[17:20] Kon**
*You used the money for macadamia nuts?!*
**[17:22] Kon**
*Wait!*
**[17:23] Kon**
*You spent the money from
his life on nuts?!*
**[17:25] Otae**
It wasn't much money.
**[17:27] Kon**
*He's gotta be mad!*
**[17:28] Kon**
*He's going to shoot
beams down from heaven!*
**[17:30] Kon**
*Wait, Kyubei-kun!*
**[17:32] Kon**
*These siblings are a lot
stronger than I expected!*
**[17:34] Kon**
*They've overcome their brother's death
and started trampling all over it!*
**[17:37] Kyu**
*You must understand, Kondo.*
**[17:39] Kyu**
*They're trying to say goodbye
to their memory of Obi Hajime.*
**[17:42] Kyu**
*So they exchanged his life for
chocolate covered macadamia nuts*
**[17:45] Kyu**
*so the memories will
melt like chocolate.*
**[17:48] Kon**
*No, that can't be it.*
**[17:51] Kyu**
*Don't you understand, Kondo?*
**[17:52] Kyu**
*Macadamia nuts are really good.*
**[17:55] Kon**
*You just want to eat macadamia nuts!*
**[17:57] Otae**
Please help yourself, Kondo-san.
**[18:00] Otae**
Please enjoy the fruits of the legacy
left behind by Obi-one-niisama's life.
**[18:04] Kon**
*I can't eat that!*
**[18:06] Kon**
*I've never eaten chocolate
that was so meaningful!*
**[18:09] Shin**
Hajime-nii...
**[18:11] Shin**
We won't let your wishes go to waste.
**[18:15] Shin**
We will restore this dojo
**[18:17] Shin**
and make it as busy as it
was when you were here
**[18:22] Shin**
with these macadamia nuts.
**[18:23] Kon**
*Uh, I'm pretty sure
you wasted the money!*
**[18:25] Kon**
*Why would you need macadamia nuts?!*
**[18:28] A**
Hello!
**[18:30] Otae**
Look, Shin-chan.
**[18:31] Otae**
They're here already.
**[18:33] B**
Excuse me.
**[18:34] B**
Is this the dojo that's
looking for students?
**[18:38] Shin**
We've been expecting you!
**[18:40] Shin**
Welcome to Kodokan!
**[18:43] Mada**
Is it true that you'll give us
macadamia nuts if we train in the sword?
**[18:46] Kon**
*You're just using the nuts as bait!*
**[18:49] Kon**
Shinpachi-kun! They're not
looking for a home dojo!
**[18:51] Kon**
They're just plain homeless!
**[18:53] Kon**
And what happened to your tan?!
**[18:54] Shin**
It's okay.
**[18:56] Shin**
We can start with macadamia nuts
**[18:57] ---**
and hope they learn to love the sword.
**[19:00] Shin**
If that's what it takes to
protect the sword he loved...
**[19:04] ---**
To protect this samurai country...
**[19:08] Mada**
Hey, who cares about swords?
**[19:10] Mada**
Give us the macadamia nuts already!
**[19:12] Kon**
*You should be looking for work
instead of begging for nuts.*
**[19:14] Gin**
Shut up!
**[19:16] Gin**
Don't be in such a rush.
**[19:17] Gin**
No need to worry.
**[19:19] Gin**
You'll get all the nuts you want,
**[19:22] Gin**
if you can land a clean hit on Sakata
Gintoki, substitute instructor
**[19:26] ---**
for the School of Tendo
Mushin Macadamia.
**[19:30] Kon**
You guys...
**[19:32] Gin**
I promise you this.
**[19:34] Gin**
By the time you get to eat your nuts,
**[19:37] ---**
you'll all be functional
members of society again.
**[19:40] Kon**
*Wait, this is turning into
a different kind of school!*
**[19:42] Gin**
So promise me something.
**[19:45] Gin**
No matter how difficult the training may be
**[19:48] Gin**
or what kinds of hardships you face in life,
**[19:52] Gin**
never stop smiling.
**[19:56] Gin**
That's the one and only rule in
**[19:58] ---**
the School of Tendo Mushin Macadamia.
***SIGN*** Eternal Instructor
Obi Hajime
**[20:01] Gin**
Isn't that right,
**[20:03] ---**
Instructor Obi-one?
**[20:11] Mada**
That's fine!
**[20:12] Mada**
Gang up on him!
**[20:14] All**
Give us the macadamia nuts!
**[20:20] Kag**
Okay, next!
**[20:21] Mada**
Hold on!
**[20:22] Mada**
What happened to the swords?! This
is turning into a kung fu dojo!
**[20:25] Mada**
Is this a dojo where we get beat
up in return for macadamia nuts?!
**[20:29] Kag**
Stop worrying about the
details and just smile!
**[20:32] Mada**
How can I do that?!
**[20:36] Kyu**
Kondo, do you understand?
**[20:43] Kon**
I sure do.
**[20:49] Kon**
Hey, they won't help you
become decent samurai.
**[20:53] Kon**
I'll take you on!
**[20:55] Kon**
Bring it!
**[20:57] Kyu**
Nonsense.
**[20:58] Kyu**
The macadamia nuts will be mine!
**[21:00] Kon**
That's not the point here!
**[21:05] Gin**
Well, let's get going,
**[21:11] Gin**
Shinpachi.
**[21:11] Obi**
Shin-bo.
**[21:17] Shin**
Yes!
**[21:22] Otae**
Obi-one-niisama, I'm sorry.
**[21:25] Otae**
We can't use the money that
you left for our dojo.
**[21:30] Otae**
There hasn't been time for a
proper burial, but I promise to
**[21:33] ---**
put you in a grave next to our father.
**[21:36] Otae**
So don't worry about us.
**[21:40] Otae**
The two of you can enjoy your
liquor and gasoline together.
**[21:46] Otae**
It's okay.
**[21:48] Otae**
Shin-chan and I
**[21:50] Otae**
and our wonderful friends
**[21:55] Otae**
are doing just fine.
***SIGN*** Announcement
**[23:31] Mada**
Three years after Benizakura
Arc the New Translation,
**[23:35] Mada**
we now have a completely original
story by the author Sorachi Hideaki,
**[23:40] Mada**
which delves into the past.
**[23:46] Mada**
Gintama the Movie: The Final Act!
**[23:48] Mada**
Odd Jobs Forever!
**[23:51] Both**
Watch as the Gintama
anime comes to an end!
***SIGN*** In theaters July 6th
**[23:55] Shin**
Wait, what's this about?!
**[23:56] Gin**
Hold on a sec!
**[23:56] Kag**
Where did they get that idea?!
**[23:57] Gin**
What's this Final Act business?!
**[23:58] Shin**
What? The manga isn't over yet!
**[23:58] Kag**
Is this just the usual
fooling around again?!
**[23:59] Gin**
Gin-san and the Yaksha know nothing!
***SIGN*** Dog Food Doesn't Taste Like You Think
**[24:00] Gin**
Next time: Dog Food Doesn't
Taste Like You Think
**[24:04] Gin**
Nobody said anything to me about this!
***SIGN*** Gintama as usual. Odd Jobs as usual.
**[24:06] Gin**
Hey, can you hear me?!
**[24:08] Gin**
Hey, Fujita!
**[24:09] Gin**
Hey, Shinji!
***SIGN*** The trio plus one animal, forever...
**[24:10] Gin**
Hey...
**[24:12] Gin**
Are you listening to me?!