233 - Space Ururun Homestay Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The legendary mercenary tribe, Renho. Elizabeth was in fact one of those white demons. SIGN    They lost their planet long ago, and they've been plotting to invade Earth!! [01:43] Shin     Y-You're... [01:49] Saka     It's been forever, huh? [01:50] Saka     How many episodes has it been? [01:52] Saka     I love the air on Earth. SIGN    Space Ururun Homestay [02:01] Shin     Why?! [02:03] Shin     Why is the Kaientai here?! [02:05] Mutsu     I'm glad we were able     to make it back in time. [02:08] Shin     Make it back in time? [02:10] Shin     So you're also aware that     the Earth is being invaded? [02:14] Saka     I missed my timing with the Taiga drama, [02:17] Saka     but at least I'm not late for Jin... [02:19] Gin     You're too late! [02:21] Gin     That one ended nearly half a year ago. [02:25] Kagura     We'll throw you down the stairs     and end you, so hold on. [02:29] Shin     Wait! [02:30] Shin     He just finished falling to Earth! [02:32] Shin     One more tumble and he'll die! [02:33] Zura     Wait, Gintoki! [02:35] Zura     Is that Sakamoto? [02:37] Saka     That voice... [02:39] Saka     Are you Zura?! [02:41] Saka     It's been ages. [02:44] Saka     How've you been doing? [02:45] Zura     And you... [02:46] Both     You've changed so much! [02:49] Shin     That's wrong! [02:50] Shin     Is this how cavemen used     to greet each other?! [02:51] Shin     Are you really friends?! [02:53] Mutsu     There's no point in wasting     time on these idiots. [02:56] Mutsu     Get on our ship. [02:57] Mutsu     You have business in space, right? [03:00] Zura     How did you know? [03:02] Mutsu     Not good. The clouds are picking up speed! [03:05] Mutsu     Hurry! [03:06] Mutsu     Or else it'll be too late! [03:07] Saka     What are you saying? [03:09] Saka     Jin is still being released on DVD... [03:12] Mutsu     Stop talking about Jin! [03:18] Woman     Oh, no. It's raining. [03:20] Woman     Come inside, Ken-san. [03:21] Ken     Th-Thank you, madam. [03:28] Woman     Ken-san, your right shoulder's getting wet. [03:31] Woman     Come closer. [03:33] Ken     No, this is fine. [03:36] Ken     If I let you get wet, the boss will [03:38] ---     come down from heaven to give me a licking. [03:41] Woman     You're still worrying about him? [03:44] Woman     After his death, you were there     to help me run the store. [03:50] Woman     I'm sure you've noticed how I feel. [03:54] Woman     I know. [03:56] Woman     When he died, he entrusted me     to you, along with the store. [04:02] Woman     So why won't you accept my feelings? [04:06] Woman     You're always so kind to me,     but you never say anything. [04:09] Woman     Why do you have to be so stiff? [04:12] Woman     How do you really feel about me? [04:15] Woman     Tell me. [04:17] Woman     Why won't you say anything? [04:18] Woman     Say something, please! SIGN    Sorry, I can't talk anymore for some reason. SIGN    Eeeek! [04:30] Hana     Do you see the chaos in the streets? [04:33] Hana     The people caught in the sudden storm, [04:36] Hana     have had their faces replaced by blank masks, SIGN    What is this? What's going on? [04:38] Hana     and they can only communicate     by holding up signs. SIGN    Uh, hell if I know!! [04:41] Hana     What is the meaning of this?! [04:43] Hana     What is happening to Edo?! [04:46] C     Ana Hanano, is this what happens     when someone touches the rain? [04:49] C     Ana Hanano? SIGN    Back to the studio for now. [04:54] Zura     H-Hey! What's going on?! [04:57] Kagura     So many Elis! [05:00] Zura     One, two, three... [05:03] Mutsu     They've released the seeds. [05:04] Mutsu     Once their seeds... [05:07] Mutsu     Those clouds have covered the entire planet, [05:08] Mutsu     Earth will fall into the hands of the Renho. [05:11] Shin     So Elizabeth and his brethren     are responsible for that rain? [05:14] Fumi     But first, how do you know about our plan? [05:20] Saka     The Kaientai have been all around space. [05:23] Saka     Of course we would know this stuff. [05:26] Saka     Besides, I'm the one who brought     those monsters to Earth. [05:33] N     Kaientai Space Log O month X day. [05:37] N     We've welcomed a certain     government official aboard the [05:40] ---     Kairinmaru to do business. [06:01] Saka     O-Okay, I got it. [06:04] Saka     That's a deal. [06:05] Mutsu     Huh? [06:06] Saka     After an hour of silent dealing,     we were able to strike a deal. [06:13] Mutsu     Hey, Sakamoto. Are you sure about this? [06:16] Mutsu     Who is he? [06:19] Saka     Don't worry. [06:21] Saka     We both spilled our guts. [06:23] Mutsu     No, you were the only one     who was spilling his guts. [06:27] Saka     Basically, he wants us to     carry some cargo to Earth. [06:31] Mutsu     Is this cargo supposed to include     a bunch of funky-looking creatures? [06:34] Mutsu     And when did he tell you this? [06:37] Mutsu     He spent the whole time wheezing. [06:39] Saka     While you were in the little girls' room, [06:41] Saka     he pulled out this sign. [06:43] Mutsu     This is a picture of     Earth that's crossed out. [06:46] Saka     He must have learned that Earth is in danger. [06:51] Saka     And he wants to protect     Earth from that danger. [06:54] Mutsu     Really? [06:55] Mutsu     It looks like he's got     something else in mind to me. [06:59] Saka     So first, he must send his pets     to Earth to serve as watchdogs. [07:04] Mutsu     Those watchdogs appear     to be attacking humans. [07:08] Saka     The pets and their owners     are having fun on a walk. [07:11] Saka     I was so touched! [07:14] Saka     I can't stop crying! [07:16] Mutsu     That's not called crying. [07:18] Saka     I never thought that an Amanto     would care so much about Earth. [07:22] Saka     The Kaientai's objective was [07:25] Saka     to improve relations between Earthlings     and the Amanto through business. [07:30] Saka     Plus, I have a bunch of points saved     up at this hostess club on Earth... [07:33] Saka     Is there anyone else out     there to take on this job?! [07:37] Saka     I now return to the mother planet! [07:40] Saka     To Smi- [07:42] Saka     To Earth! [07:44] Saka     The future of Earth is bright! [07:46] Saka     Wait for me, Oryo-chan! [07:50] Gin     How is it bright?! [07:51] Gin     It's completely dark because of you! [07:55] Shin     How could you do this?! [07:56] Shin     You brought the invaders'     spies right to our planet! [07:59] Shin     You're going to destroy Earth because     you wanted to visit a hostess club! [08:02] Shin     They were dropping hints everywhere! [08:04] Shin     You should have been able to     figure out their objective! [08:06] Shin     And how long are you going     to stomp on him, Mutsu-san! [08:07] Shin     Where are you stomping him?! [08:08] Saka     Most businessmen tend     to suspect other people. [08:12] Saka     But I do business by trusting people. [08:15] Shin     You were throwing up the entire time. [08:17] Mutsu     Since his job is to carry diseases     from space to Earth via his crotch. [08:24] Saka     Mutsu, I'm gonna kill you. [08:26] Mutsu     I did some research since     I knew something was fishy, [08:28] ---     and look what we discovered. [08:29] Fumi     Now that you mention it,     this ship looks familiar. [08:32] Fumi     So this is that same ship. [08:34] Mutsu     As we speak, the people of Earth [08:35] ---     are being rendered mute by the     transformation into Elizabeth [08:38] Mutsu     by the seeds that were spread by     the agents we carried to Earth. [08:42] Mutsu     However, this is only the     first phase of their plan. [08:46] Mutsu     Once communications on     Earth have been disrupted, [08:48] Mutsu     they plan on launching a large invasion. [08:51] Mutsu     We must prevent this from happening. [08:53] Mutsu     No, place your hand over your heart, [08:57] ---     and you'll realize that     this is our responsibility. [08:59] Gin     Don't blame us! [09:01] Gin     This is all your fault! [09:02] Mutsu     There isn't any time to whine. [09:05] Mutsu     We're the only ones who can stop this. [09:08] Fumi     I see. [09:10] ---     So this ship is a Noah's ark,     the last hope of the samurai. [09:18] Saka     Kintoki... [09:19] Gin     My name isn't Kintoki. [09:21] Saka     Zura... [09:22] Saka     It wasn't coincidence that     brought you on this ship. [09:26] Saka     We're the only idiots who are stupid enough [09:30] Saka     to pick a fight with aliens. SIGN    Just as planned. SIGN    In less than a day, Earth will be covered by those clouds. SIGN    My lord! SIGN    A fleet is signaling us... SIGN    What? SIGN    A signal that can't be picked up by the naked eye or radar? SIGN    This signal belongs to the ship we contacted before. SIGN    What are they trying to say? [10:07] Shin     Business? [10:08] Saka     That's right. [10:10] Saka     The Renho are known as the     legendary mercenary tribe [10:12] Saka     partially because of how     difficult they are to find. [10:15] Saka     It would be far too difficult to find     their mothership in this vast universe. [10:20] Saka     So I'll make them a deal they     can't refuse and draw them in. [10:24] Shin     A deal they can't refuse? [10:26] Shin     What are you offering? [10:28] Saka     Those guys wouldn't be     interested in any cheap deals. [10:32] Saka     However, they can't ignore     the offer I've made. [10:36] Saka     I'm selling Earth! [10:38] Shin     Selling Earth?! [10:39] Saka     They're on their way to invade Earth. [10:42] Saka     They need all the men and     weapons they can get. [10:45] Saka     I'm offering the weaponry and     manpower of the Kaientai. [10:50] Saka     They can certainly use the help. [10:52] Saka     Ironically, we're considered a neutral     party because we helped them before. [10:58] Saka     This will help greatly. [11:00] Saka     My razor sharp right-hand-woman can     drag negotiations out for a day. [11:06] Saka     Earth can only hold out for a day at best. [11:09] Saka     This will be the biggest deal     the Kaientai has ever struck. [11:12] Saka     So before Earth is taken out, [11:14] Saka     we'll take away their future! [11:22] Zura     This is Elizabeth's mothership     and mother planet. [11:26] Zura     It's like a fortress. [11:28] Zura     There are so many Elizabeths... [11:31] Zura     One Elizabeth, two Elizabeths,     three Elizabeths... [11:35] Gin     Stop that already! [11:38] Gin     If you fall asleep here, our     operation will fall apart! [11:41] Gin     Listen up. [11:42] Gin     Do whatever you can to blend in, Zurazabeth. [11:46] Zura     It's not Zurazabeth, it's Katsurabeth. SIGN    Ginzabeth, you should use signs to talk. SIGN    One slip of the tongue and the gig will be up. So keep your mouth... SIGN    shut... SIGN    tight... [11:56] Gin     I wouldn't call that a slip of the tongue! SIGN    Blargh. SIGN    Damn, I forgot to take some medicine. [12:01] Gin     How can you get motion     sickness on such a big ship?! SIGN    C-Can't bear the smell of a strange new place. And I can't bear riding a ship. [12:04] Gin     Stop riding these ships then! [12:06] Zura     Sakamoto! You still get motion sickness? [12:09] Zura     I told you to open a window and     look far away when you get sick. [12:13] Zura     And take deep breaths. [12:14] Gin     That's not a window you just opened! [12:15] Gin     You just destroyed the     purpose of that costume! [12:17] Gin     Don't look far away! [12:19] Gin     Don't look far away right now! [12:20] Shin     Gin-san! Gin-san! [12:22] Shin     Can we hurry up? [12:24] Shin     All of us are ready to go. [12:26] Gin     Sorry, let's go. [12:29] Shin     Hell no! [12:31] Shin     Say something, stupid! [12:32] Shin     Why am I the only one who was     painted white with tighty-whities?! [12:35] Shin     Why am I the only one who     doesn't get a disguise?! [12:38] Gin     Huh? Are you Shinpachi? [12:40] Gin     I didn't notice. [12:42] Gin     That's a great disguise, huh? [12:43] Saka     Yeah, don't worry. [12:45] Saka     I didn't even notice you were here     before you opened your mouth. [12:48] Zura     Perfect. You'll be fine, Toshio-kun. [12:51] Shin     Don't call me Toshio-kun! [12:52] Shin     And you don't want me to be Toshio-kun! [12:54] Shin     Not unless you want to     die, you three stooges! [12:57] Fumi     That won't do. [12:58] Fumi     My costume is a little big,     so I'll let you inside. [13:02] Gin     Where are you letting him in?! [13:04] Gin     The white devil is turning into     Char's red Zaku, you dirty woman! [13:09] Gin     Kagura, let him in yours. [13:11] Gin     Your costume is too big, right? [13:13] Kagura     What? I don't wanna. [13:14] Kagura     I already finished customizing my Alzabeth. [13:18] Shin     Five sukonbu. [13:20] Kagura     Fine, I'll let you in for ten sukonbu. [13:25] Shin     Is this any different from before?! [13:27] Shin     Shouldn't you cover my face and     maybe leave my back exposed?! [13:30] Shin     Shinpachi is sticking out! [13:31] Shin     In plain sight! [13:33] Kagura     Shut up. [13:34] Kagura     It would be gross if you were on     the bottom and your nose started [13:36] ---     bleeding all over me. [13:37] Shin     I'm not gonna get a nosebleed     over you, you idiot! [13:40] Kagura     Eh?! What did you say?! SIGN    Hey there. SIGN    Hey there. SIGN    Are you mechanics? SIGN    What are you doing here? [13:52] Shin     Damn! I'm the only one sticking out! SIGN    N-Nothing important... SIGN    We were taking a break. [13:58] Shin     You guys are just trying     to save your own asses! [14:01] Shin     Huh? [14:02] Shin     I think there's something     sticking out of them. [14:04] Shin     How much of a rush were they in?! [14:06] Shin     What are you doing in those costumes?! [14:08] Shin     You're playing Uno, aren't you?! [14:10] Shin     And what the hell is sticking     out of your mouth?! [14:13] Shin     How are we supposed to explain this?! [14:15] Shin     What am I supposed to do?! SIGN    Hey, what's that sticking out of your head? [14:18] Shin     Ah! He noticed me! [14:20] Shin     What do we do? What should I do?! SIGN    A pimple. [14:24] Shin     A-A pimple?! [14:26] Shin     What kind of explanation is that?! [14:28] Shin     He's not gonna buy that! [14:29] Shin     Am I supposed to act like a pimple?! SIGN    Mine is also a pimple. [14:32] Shin     Don't join in! [14:34] Shin     Yours is something completely different! SIGN    Mine is Draw. [14:36] Shin     Don't start playing again! SIGN    Too bad. Draw 4. [14:39] Shin     Too bad none of you have any brains! [14:41] Shin     Stop playing Uno! [14:43] Shin     Why are there more sticking out?! [14:44] Shin     What kind of Uno is this?! [14:46] Shin     It's no use! [14:47] Shin     We've been found out! [14:48] Shin     We've so been found out! [14:50] Shin     Thanks to these idiots, Earth is finished! SIGN    We have a long journey to make. Watch your health. [14:54] Shin     Huh? [14:56] Shin     Don't tell me that he bought it. SIGN    Hold on. I'll give you some Clearasil. [15:00] Shin     He bought it! [15:01] Shin     And he's going to give us Clearasil! SIGN    Clearasaw SIGN    This should get rid of it in a jiffy. [15:09] Shin     Not what I was expecting! [15:13] Shin     Hey! What are you doing, foolish four?! [15:15] Shin     Stop! Let me go! [15:18] Shin     Stop! [15:20] Shin     I'm not a pimple! SIGN    You should feel much better. SIGN    It's almost time for dinner. Head to the main hall. SIGN    Roger. [15:36] Shin     What am I?! [15:52] Fumi     It appears that we've survived     the first challenge. [15:55] Fumi     We're in the heart of the enemy base. [15:58] Fumi     But it will only get more difficult. [16:00] Fumi     In order to stop their plan, we'll     need to dig deeper into the military. [16:06] Fumi     Look. [16:06] ---     Are those...? [16:08] Fumi     Those two generals are known     as the Double Dragons. [16:11] Fumi     The Renho is made up of brigades     that are led by captains. [16:14] Fumi     The entire army is led by the two generals. [16:18] Fumi     And all of Renho is led by the man [16:21] ---     who went from foot soldier     to supreme commander. [16:25] Fumi     The evil lord, Dark Vader. [16:28] Fumi     He was the one who decided to invade Earth. [16:31] Fumi     Dark Vader is the strongest Renho, [16:33] Fumi     who became the supreme commander through     a combination of strength and wiles. [16:37] Fumi     He rules the Renho with an iron fist. [16:40] Fumi     That is why we aren't allowed     to reveal our bodies or speak. [16:45] Shin     Is that why you turned into a pervert? [16:49] Fumi     The Renho have been reduced to a tribe     of slaves for fulfilling his ambitions. [16:55] Fumi     We must defeat him, or there will     be no future for Earth or the Renho. [17:00] Fumi     If we can only find a way     to reach his throat... [17:07] Fumi     Oh, no! Stop talking! [17:09] Shin     Uh, you're the only one who's been talking. [17:12] Fumi     Don't take this banquet lightly. [17:15] Fumi     Dark Vader is watching very closely. [17:18] Fumi     If you drop a single grain of rice,     you'll be killed on the spot. [17:21] Shin     What?! [17:23] Fumi     Don't worry. Just do as I do. [17:27] Shin     I'm getting really nervous. [17:28] Kagura     Yay! [17:29] Kagura     Look, Shinpachi. They have curry. [17:32] Shin     Don't start celebrating, Kagura-chan! [17:33] Shin     Please don't put natto on your     curry like you usually do! [17:43] Shin     This curry comes with a     red Excitebike on top?! [17:47] Shin     What's going on?! [17:49] Shin     What is this?! [17:50] Shin     Are they trying to ridicule me?! [17:51] Shin     Was it wrong to order the sweet curry?! SIGN    Oh, you chose the sweet curry? You're such a child. [17:58] Shin     The spicy curry is a black Bungeling Bay?! [18:01] Shin     What's wrong with this planet?! [18:03] Shin     Why do they eat Nintendo cartridges on rice?! [18:05] Fumi     Hurry. Eat your food before it gets cold. [18:09] Shin     Okay, I'll admit that I've     blown on cartridges before! [18:12] Kagura     Oh, well. When in Rome... [18:15] Kagura     Shinpachi, let's split this between us. [18:18] Shin     No, it's impossible! [18:20] Shin     This isn't edible! [18:21] Shin     It's a Nintendo cartridge! [18:23] Shin     It's only 8 bits! [18:24] Shin     You're only eating the rice?! [18:26] Shin     Hurry up, Shinpachi. Or     they'll get suspicious. [18:29] Gin     Hey, Shinpachi, Kagura. [18:31] Gin     You don't need to eat that crap. [18:33] Shin     G-Gin-san! [18:35] Gin     This is what you feed your     soldiers before the big battle? [18:38] Saka     They don't respect us! [18:39] Zura     They expect us to conquer Earth when [18:41] ---     they don't even provide     us with proper nutrition?! [18:43] Fumi     W-Wait a moment, guys! SIGN    Do you have a Virtual Boy? I'll have FF4. Excuse me, can I get DQ5 instead? [18:46] Shin     That's not the issue here! [18:48] Shin     And one of you is completely off! SIGN    Ah, found it! SIGN    So you don't have a Virtual Boy. SIGN    Yahoo! I want my FF4 Red Wings! But I'll probably throw it all up in the end... [18:57] Fumi     O-Oh, no! [18:59] Fumi     Only captains are allowed to eat DQ and FF! [19:04] Fumi     So the captains also eat     Nintendo cartridges?! [19:06] Fumi     And only the generals are     allowed to eat Super Nintendo [19:10] Fumi     games such as DQ5 and other FF games! SIGN    What are you doing?! SIGN    You grunts dare to touch our Super Nintendo cartridges?! [19:15] Shin     Crap! The generals have snapped! [19:20] Shin     What are you doing, you three stooges?! [19:22] Fumi     Look out! SIGN    Double Dragons, I apologize. Could you please spare them in return for my Actraiser? SIGN    What?! These are your men, General Eren?! [19:34] Shin     G-General?! [19:36] Shin     How?! [19:37] Shin     I thought there were only two generals... [19:38] Fumi     It can't be! SIGN    Yes... [19:40] Fumi     He was promoted for his work on Earth... SIGN    I was about to recruit them. SIGN    You punks got spirit. SIGN    Interested in becoming my men? [19:52] Zura     E- [19:53] Zura     Elizabeth! SIGN    I don't know how you found out about our plan, SIGN    but we don't need your help. [20:05] Mutsu     I beg to differ, Dark Vader. [20:08] Mutsu     Earth will not fall so easily, [20:11] Mutsu     for there are unique warriors there     that cannot be found anywhere else. [20:17] Mutsu     The samurai... [20:19] Mutsu     I believe it will be difficult, even     for you, to conquer their warrior code. SIGN    We also follow a code. SIGN    We Renho always wear white and keep our mouths shut. SIGN    Thus, have we established an identity for ourselves. SIGN    Mere samurai cannot overcome our will. [20:40] Mutsu     I suppose. However, you will     lose valuable soldiers. SIGN    No matter. I have plenty more. SIGN    They are nothing more than tools. [20:49] Mutsu     In war, soldiers are certainly expendable. [20:52] Mutsu     However, when a nation doesn't     value the lives of its citizens, [20:56] Mutsu     it is bound to collapse. [20:58] Mutsu     You may have a new home, [21:00] Mutsu     but it will matter little if you lose     the seeds for regaining your lost glory. SIGN    Why don't you test how useful my tools can be? SIGN    With the gun you carry... SIGN    It appears that you Earthlings are the ones who will lose their seeds. SIGN    I commend you for having the courage to come alone into enemy territory. I will grant you an up-close view of the destruction of Earth. [21:27] Mutsu     You're the one who faces destruction. [21:29] Mutsu     You have no right to be a leader     when you call your comrades tools. [21:33] Mutsu     Don't underestimate the     planet of the samurai. SIGN    I don't need soldiers or citizens. SIGN    As long as I have those, I can conquer the galaxy. SIGN    The samurai will soon learn SIGN    why the Renho Army soldiers SIGN    are feared as the white devils. [22:03] Shin     Renho Army? [22:04] Shin     Don't you mean Renho Federation?! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Next Episode: Piggy Banks and Trash Cans [23:41] Saka     Next time: [23:42] Saka     Piggy banks and trash cans. SIGN    So that's why they were called white devils. The Renho Army was actually the Renho Federation. SIGN    Wait, what would have happened if Sunrise wasn't the studio making this show?