230 - It would take too much effort to make this title sound like a text message subject

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SIGN    Kagura is broke, which is why she doesn't have a cell phone! But she wants to join in the text messaging fun!
SIGN    Kagura manages to get her hands on a cell phone and makes an unexpected text pal!!
[01:42] Mari
    So, that show was the best!
[01:45] Kagura
    Yep, Kadono Takuzo did a great job as the boyfriend.
[01:49] Mari
    Kagura-chan, that's a different show.
[01:51] Saki
    Maybe I should watch it.
[01:53] Saki
    But I want to start from the beginning.
[01:55] Mari
    We can watch it together at my house.
[01:56] Mari
    I recorded all the episodes.
[01:58] Kagura
    Yes!
[01:59] Kagura
    I can eat all the Happy Turns I want at Marippe's place!
[02:01] Mari
    That's what you're interested in?
[02:04] Mari
    I'll text you once I find out which day will work.
[02:06] Kagura
    Text?
[02:07] Mari
    Oh, Kagura-chan doesn't have a cell phone.
[02:09] Mari
    I'll let you know in person once I get her text.
[02:16] Saki
    Bye, Kagura-chan, Marippe.
[02:18] Mari
    Saki-chan, text me your opinion of the show after you watch it.
SIGN    It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject
[02:32] Kagura
    Sadaemon!
[02:34] Kagura
    Listen!
[02:35] Kagura
    Giako and Suneko were showing off their cell phones!
[02:38] Kagura
    These days, even babies are born with cell phones
    dangling from their umbilical cords!
[02:43] Kagura
    You never learn, Kagura-chan.
[02:45] Kagura
    Cell phones are useful, especially at work,
[02:48] Kagura
    but you'll need to check Gin-chan's four-dimensional pouch.
[02:53] Kagura
    But I can't just ask him directly.
[02:56] Kagura
    It would be so much easier if I could just text him.
[03:01] Gin
    You don't need texting when you can
    understand each other through your hearts.
[03:06] Gin
    I'm sure you can understand how hard a cell phone is on the wallet.
[03:12] Gin
    So shut that foul mouth of yours and sleep in the closet with me.
[03:19] Kagura
    Don't be fooled, Kagura-chan.
[03:22] Kagura
    Someone hacked into me and took control.
[03:25] Gin
    You can drop the act now.
[03:26] Gin
    Who sent you?
[03:27] Gin
    Are you a spy from the Steel Troops?
[03:29] Kagura
    Hey, don't say that! Riruru is our friend!
[03:33] Shin
    Can't you talk to each other directly?!
[03:35] Shin
    Why are you going through this convoluted process?!
[03:38] Shin
    If you have something to say, say it to his face!
[03:41] Kagura
    Mama, listen!
[03:42] Shin
    Who's your mama?!
[03:43] Shin
    Though my face is kind of similar!
[03:45] Kagura
    We're the only ones who don't have cell phones!
[03:48] Kagura
    At this rate, Odd Jobs will fall behind the times!
[03:52] Shin
    Did you hear that?
[03:53] Gin
    Enough of that!
[03:54] Gin
    Our bamboo-copter is running on fumes
    after paying for you and Sadademon's food.
[03:58] Gin
    I don't need a cell phone to know how everyone feels.
[04:02] Gin
    For example, Sadaemon wants to poop right now.
[04:05] Gin
    And Mama read my mind and prepared a newspaper.
[04:08] Gin
    So we don't need cell phones!
[04:10] Kagura
    That's just a daily practice!
[04:12] Gin
    If you insist on being selfish,
[04:14] Gin
    you can use the Anywhere Door to join a family anywhere else!
[04:17] Kagura
    Shut up!
[04:18] Kagura
    I'll use the Air Cannon to knock off that funny hair!
[04:21] Gin
    See? You know what I'm thinking!
[04:22] Gin
    I was getting sick of this round hair!
[04:25] Shin
    Uh, something's come out...
[04:25] Kagura
    Sadaemon, drag stupid Papa into your four-dimensional pocket!
[04:28] Both
    Huh?
[04:29] Shin
    ...of Sadaemon's four-dimensional pocket.
[04:33] Shin
    Cell phones...
SIGN    Doll House
[04:35] Gengai
    I checked the data,
[04:37] Gengai
    but the phones were busted to begin with, so I can't identify the owners.
[04:41] Gengai
    The addresses were all changed to ne.jpuripuri.
[04:46] Gin
    Well, they were covered in poop.
[04:48] Shin
    Uh, why would that change the addresses?
[04:50] Kagura
    So? Can we use them now?
[04:53] Gengai
    You can't make calls.
[04:54] Gengai
    The phone will add a puripuri to the end of everything you say.
[04:57] Shin
    Isn't that more impressive than a working cell phone?!
[04:59] Gengai
    You only have enough money for me to fix the texting function.
[05:08] Kagura
    Yay!
[05:11] Kagura
    Thanks, Gramps!
[05:12] Kagura
    Thanks, Sadaemon!
[05:15] Gin
    I don't want to carry around a cell phone that was covered in poop.
[05:19] Kagura
    Humans are always carrying around poop.
[05:22] Kagura
    The only difference is that it'll be in your hand instead of inside your body.
[05:24] Kagura
    Give me those.
SIGN    Odd Jobs
[05:27] Kagura
    That should do it.
[05:28] Kagura
    Now, we'll always be together, no matter where we go.
[05:32] Kagura
    You have to carry this everywhere, okay?
[05:36] Kagura
    Promise.
[05:39] Kagura
    If you get lonely, you can text me!
[05:52] Gin
    Man, why is someone calling me this early?
[05:56] Kagura
    Good morning. It's a beautiful morning.
[06:05] Gin
    What? It's already morning...?
[06:08] Kagura
    Good night. Sweet dreams.
SIGN    Bathroom
[06:19] Kagura
    Good morning. Your poop is very smooth today.
[06:25] Shin
    Okay, I locked the door today...
[06:26] Shin
    Huh?
[06:29] Kagura
    Good morning. Your poop is even smoother today.
[06:34] Gin
    There it is! That's the cat!
[06:36] Gin
    I'll circle around!
[06:37] Gin
    You kids stay on its tail!
[06:43] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
[06:45] Gin
    Hey! Are you okay?!
[06:49] Kagura
    I'm okay.
SIGN    Snack Otose
[06:53] Kagura
    Could you pass me the Kleenex?
[06:56] Kagura
    Does this come in an M?
[06:58] Kagura
    That M is for Michael.
[07:01] Kagura
    Not that Michael. Michael Douglas.
[07:03] Both
    Talk to our faces!
[07:05] Gin
    Why do you have to text every little stupid thing?!
[07:08] Shin
    And she's not even talking to us?!
[07:12] Shin
    She's talking to a clerk in some clothing store!
[07:15] Kagura
    No, this isn't a clothing store. It's a Michael store.
[07:20] Gin
    Hey!
[07:21] Both
    Cut it out!
[07:22] Gin
    Who cares if it's M or Michael?!
[07:25] Otose
    This is a surprise.
[07:26] Otose
    I wouldn't have expected her to be so enthusiastic about a cell phone.
[07:29] Gin
    This is more than being enthusiastic!
[07:30] Gin
    She sends us pointless updates every five minutes!
[07:33] Gin
    I'm sick of it!
[07:34] Cath
    Girls love to chitchat through letters and the like.
[07:37] Cath
    When I was in school...
[07:39] A
    Pass this to Catherine.
SIGN    Challenge
[07:41] Shin
    How long ago was this?!
[07:43] Shin
    And did everyone hate you?!
[07:46] Tama
    Sometimes, it's easier to say things through
    a written medium than talking face-to-face.
[07:51] Tama
    This may be the real Kagura-sama.
[07:54] Tama
    Are you replying to her?
[07:56] Gin
    We can't do that.
[07:58] Gin
    She's using text messages to talk to us now.
[08:01] Tama
    It's possible that she keeps sending
    texts because she's waiting for a reply.
[08:05] Otose
    Men always act cool and never say what needs to be said.
[08:10] Otose
    They expect other people to know how they feel.
[08:13] Otose
    But sometimes, women just want to hear those words.
[08:17] Otose
    Just send her a nice text.
[08:20] Otose
    Here, this is your chance!
[08:22] Cath
    Answer the phone!
[08:23] Cath
    Respond with, "I'm actually a pedo!"
[08:26] Gin
    I'll kill you, you rotten banana!
[08:27] Gin
    Shinpachi, it's all yours.
[08:29] Shin
    Gi-Gin-san!
[08:30] Otose
    Well? What did it say?
[08:32] Cath
    Move it, hag!
[08:33] Cath
    I want to see!
[08:34] Shin
    Hey, don't look at my phone!
[08:37] Cath
    Hmm? Where are you right now?
[08:39] Tama
    Wasn't she here just a moment ago? Why is she asking this?
[08:44] Shin
    Huh? Now there's a text from Gin-san.
[08:46] Gin
    Shut up! I'm at a pachinko-
[08:48] Otose
    It's cut off.
[08:51] Otose
    Was he replying to Kagura-chan?
[08:53] Shin
    He accidentally hit reply to all.
[08:56] Shin
    And he wrote his message in the subject.
[08:58] Otose
    So he's actually replying to Kagura.
[09:01] Cath
    Your wallpaper is gross!
[09:03] Shin
    Shut up!
[09:03] Shin
    Rotten banana on the ground!
SIGN    You have a new message.
[09:05] Tama
    Oh, there's another one.
SIGN    Where are you right now?
[09:08] Cath
    It's the same message again.
[09:09] Cath
    Wait, is something wrong?
[09:11] Shin
    Huh? I just noticed...
[09:14] Shin
    This isn't from Kagura-chan...
[09:16] Shin
    Who sent this?
SIGN    Return the cell phone.
[09:23] Shin
    Tell me where you are at once.
[09:24] Shin
    If you leak the information in those phones, you're dead.
[09:28] Shin
    It's from the owner of this phone!
[09:31] Otose
    They're threatening to kill you...
[09:32] Otose
    It must be someone dangerous.
[09:34] Cath
    What kind of information is in this phone?!
[09:37] Shin
    I don't know!
[09:38] Shin
    Gengai-san said that the phones were busted and there wasn't any data left!
[09:43] Tama
    In any case, you should contact Gintoki-sama and Kagura-sama.
[09:47] Shin
    It's from Gin-san!
[09:48] Shin
    Did they find him already?!
[09:51] Gin
    Shut up! I'm at a pachinko
[09:53] Gin
    parlor playing with balls!
[09:55] Shin
    He's picking up from where his message cut off!
[09:58] Shin
    What is he doing?!
[10:00] Shin
    He just gave away his location to everyone!
[10:03] Tama
    That means the owner will head straight to the parlor?
[10:05] Shin
    Of course not!
[10:08] Tama
    Oh, there's another text.
[10:09] Shin
    It must be from the owner!
[10:11] Otose
    Look at the message.
[10:12] Shin
    I don't want to!
[10:13] Shin
    Catherine-san, you look!
[10:14] Cath
    Screw that! Aren't you a man?!
[10:16] Cath
    Answer the phone, hag!
[10:16] Otose
    Who are you calling a man?!
[10:18] Shin
    Tama-san!
[10:19] Otose
    Wh-What does it say?
SIGN    From: Kyubei
[10:21] Kyu
    You're playing with balls?
[10:24] Shin
    Somebody completely different joined the conversation!
[10:27] ---
    Did you come out of the closet?
[10:31] Kyu
    Are you going to have an operation?
[10:33] Kyu
    Can I have yours?
[10:35] Kyu
    We need to talk.
[10:36] Kyu
    Please reply.
[10:38] Shin
    What is she talking about?!
[10:39] Shin
    What does she want to do?!
[10:41] Tama
    There are more messages.
SIGN    From: Saigo
[10:43] Saigo
    Welcome. I'm glad to hear that.
[10:46] Saigo
    Tell Pako that he can become No. 1 at my place.
[10:49] Shin
    This has turned into a completely different
    conversation in a completely different world.
SIGN    From: Tojo
[10:53] Tojo
    What a coincidence.
[10:54] Tojo
    I was also playing with balls.
[10:56] Shin
    And this guy is in his own little world!
[10:59] Shin
    Ah...
SIGN    From: Zura Sub: It's not Zura, it's Katsura
[11:00] Zura
    It appears that you're having trouble...
[11:03] Shin
    Katsura-san!
[11:04] Zura
    However, I assure you that I can ease your pain.
[11:09] Shin
    Is he going to help us?!
SIGN    The Perfect Happiness Theory The Joi Patriot Happiness Doctrine
[11:12] Zura
    Join the Joi patriots and find happiness.
[11:15] Zura
    We have a testimonial from Mrs. E who was able to find her happiness.
SIGN    Mrs. E
[11:19] E
    I didn't think it would be so easy to become a Joi patriot.
[11:24] Katsura
    The Joi will help find your joy.
[11:27] Shin
    It's just spam!
[11:30] Shin
    And they're getting worse!
[11:32] Shin
    Damn! This will never end!
[11:34] Otose
    Hey, Shinpachi!
[11:38] Kagura
    Gin-chan, I made a new text pal.
[11:43] Shin
    Damn! Damn!
[11:45] Shin
    Why aren't they replying?!
[11:46] Shin
    What are they doing?!
[11:49] Kagura
    I'm about to meet my new text pal.
[11:51] Kagura
    I can't wait.
[11:52] Kagura
    I'll introduce you some time.
[12:05] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
[12:06] Shin
    Whew, she finally saw my mail!
[12:09] Kagura
    I'm meeting with my text pal offline.
[12:11] Kagura
    He's a very nice person!
[12:12] Kagura
    Death Cancer-san is also eager to meet you guys.
[12:16] Shin
    Uh, that's not a text pal!
[12:18] Shin
    I guarantee it!
[12:19] Shin
    There's nothing peaceful about his peace sign!
[12:21] Shin
    His name is Death Cancer!
[12:24] Shin
    He got to her first!
[12:26] Shin
    This isn't an offline meeting!
    Kagura-chan's been taken hostage!
[12:31] Cancer
    Your buddy is in my hands.
[12:34] Cancer
    Bring the cell phones to the family restaurant on 2nd within 10 minutes.
[12:37] Shin
    It's the owner!
[12:40] Cancer
    You have 10 minutes.
[12:41] Cancer
    No one has stood before my Death Cancer (claws of death)
    for 10 minutes and survived.
[12:45] Cancer
    I'm sure you know what will happen if you're late. (Murder.)
[12:50] Shin
    This is bad!
[12:51] Shin
    This guy is obviously one of those people!
[12:53] Shin
    He's using emoticons I've never seen before!
[12:55] Shin
    I've never seen anyone go (Murder) before!
[12:57] Shin
    That settles it.
[12:59] Shin
    This guy must be an assassin of some kind!
[13:00] Shin
    W-We've picked up some unbelievable cell phones!
[13:04] Shin
    Gin-san!
[13:05] Shin
    He must have realized the danger we're in after seeing that text!
[13:09] Gin
    Sorry, I'm at a pachinko
[13:11] Gin
    parlor playing with balls real good.
[13:13] Gin
    Could you give me ten more minutes?
[13:15] Shin
    He still doesn't know how to use a cell phone!
[13:17] Shin
    And he's still playing pachinko?!
[13:18] Shin
    Doesn't he care about us?!
SIGN    From: Death Cancer
[13:21] Death
    What do you mean, real good? (Murder.)
[13:24] Shin
    This is really bad!
[13:25] Shin
    He's mad! It says (Murder)!
[13:27] Gin
    I'm doing so well it's like the pachinko
[13:29] Gin
    goddess of balls has blessed me!
[13:31] Gin
    My balls are on a high!
[13:32] Gin
    I can't stop! Can't stop!
[13:34] Shin
    It's a miracle how his texts can sound so wrong!
[13:36] Shin
    Stop it! Stop antagonizing him!
SIGN    From: Death Cancer
[13:39] Death
    No one has stood before my Death Cancer (claws of death)
    for 10 minutes and survived.
[13:42] Death
    Are you somewhere I can reach within ten minutes? (Must.)
[13:45] Shin
    Hey! He wants to go to him now!
[13:47] Shin
    And now it's a (Must)!
[13:50] Gin
    Can you come to me?
[13:51] Gin
    The name of the place is Fever.
SIGN    Pachinko Fever
[13:53] Shin
    You shouldn't tell him that!
[13:54] Shin
    Run away! Gin-san, run away!
[13:57] Kagura
    We're meeting up
[13:58] Kagura
    somewhere different.
[13:59] Kagura
    Hurry up, Shinpachi!
SIGN    Balls Fever
[14:01] Shin
    That's the wrong place!
[14:02] Shin
    He's got it wrong!
[14:03] Shin
    We sent Death Cancer to the wrong place!
SIGN    From: Death Cancer
[14:06] Death
    You lied to me.
[14:08] Shin
    He's really mad in this message!
[14:10] Death
    There are only 30 minute and 60 minute options.
[14:12] Death
    There isn't a 10 minute option. (Murder.)
[14:15] Shin
    That's why he's mad?!
[14:16] Shin
    He would rather take the 10 minute option?!
SIGN    From: Death Cancer
[14:18] Death
    No matter then.
[14:19] Death
    I'll be finished in 30 minutes, so we can meet up again in 40 minutes.
[14:22] Shin
    So you're off to your fever?!
[14:25] Shin
    Why did he even come here?!
[14:27] Shin
    Doesn't he want his cell phones back?!
[14:29] Shin
    Oh, that's right!
[14:30] Shin
    This is my chance to tell Kagura-chan to run away!
[14:34] Kagura
    Looks like we're still meeting
[14:35] Kagura
    up at the same time.
[14:37] Shin
    Ten minutes?! He didn't even last 10 seconds!
[14:39] Shin
    How fast is this guy?!
SIGN    From: Death Cancer
[14:41] Death
    No one has stood before my Death Cancer (claws of death)
    for 10 minutes and survived.
[14:45] Shin
    Your Death Cancer is the one that couldn't survive!
[14:48] Shin
    Stop posing!
[14:49] Gin
    That's the wrong place.
[14:51] Gin
    Kagura, show him the way.
[14:52] Gin
    It's the place on the corner of 3rd where I'm always playing with balls.
SIGN    Pachinko Fever
[14:56] Shin
    You don't have to tell him this!
[14:58] Kagura
    You mean here?
[15:00] Shin
    Nobody told you to smash his balls into a corner!
[15:02] Shin
    Hey! Is Death Cancer-san okay!
SIGN    From: Holy Cancer Sub: (claws of hope)
[15:06] Holy
    I feel like I just woke up from a very long nightmare.
[15:11] Shin
    Who are you?!
[15:12] Shin
    You're a completely different person, Holy Cancer!
[15:14] Shin
    He's become enlightened after his balls were smashed!
[15:17] Holy
    Forgive me... I just wanted my cell phones back.
[15:22] Holy
    You see, those three cell phones
[15:23] Holy
    each hold memories I can't forget...
[15:26] Holy
    No, they hold memories I should never forget.
[15:29] Shin
    Uh, shouldn't you tell us this after we meet up?
[15:32] Holy
    I may sound eloquent over the phone,
[15:35] Holy
    but I'm actually a shy man who can
    barely look another person in the eye,
[15:38] Holy
    much less talk to someone face-to-face.
[15:42] Holy
    It must have been a twist of fate
    that I ended up marrying such a talkative woman.
[15:49] Shin
    He's doing a flashback through a text message!
[15:50] Shin
    What's going on?!
[15:51] Shin
    And you were a a barber?!
[15:54] Holy
    I worked as a barber,
    but I kept losing customers because I never talked much.
[16:00] Shin
    I don't think that's why you lost customers.
[16:01] Holy
    That was when my wife gave me a cell phone.
[16:08] Holy
    She thought that I might be able
    to speak through words, through a text message.
[16:12] Wife
    The silent artist thing works,
[16:15] Wife
    but you should learn to joke in front of your wife.
[16:19] Death
    I-I'm too old to fool around with that text messaging nonsense.
[16:27] Wife
    Yet you're still wearing those claws of yours.
[16:31] Death
    The words which brought a rare smile to my wife's face
[16:34] Death
    ended up being my last words to her.
[16:40] Holy
    Those cell phones are filled with the words I was never able to say to her.
[16:47] Holy
    They will never reach her,
[16:49] Holy
    but they are still precious to me.
[16:56] Death
    I went to a cabaret club today!
[16:59] Death
    I went to a pink salon today!
[17:01] Death
    I think I'll go all the way to Yoshiwara today!
[17:04] Both
    Your messages are stupid!
[17:06] Gin
    How could you send these dirty texts to heaven?!
[17:09] Holy
    You've got it wrong.
[17:11] Holy
    I was searching for heaven, so I could reach my wife.
[17:14] Shin
    You're headed straight to hell!
[17:17] Holy
    Those cell phones are priceless.
[17:21] Holy
    Could you please return them?
[17:24] Gin
    T-Texting is a pain in the ass anyway.
[17:29] Shin
    We're not cut out for this high-tech stuff.
[17:33] Holy
    R-Really?!
[17:35] Holy
    Thank you so much!
SIGN    Odd Jobs
[17:38] Kagura
    Now, we'll always be together, no matter where we go.
[17:44] Shin
    Come on, Kagura-chan.
[17:49] Kagura
    No way.
[17:51] Shin
    Kagura-chan...
[17:54] Kagura
    I haven't received a text message yet.
[17:58] Kagura
    That couple is connected, even though they're far apart.
[18:02] Kagura
    Unlike us.
[18:05] Kagura
    Stop dwelling in the past, stupid old man!
[18:08] Kagura
    We're the ones who aren't able to say what we need to!
SIGN    Message Sent
[18:12] Kagura
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[18:17] Shin
    Wait, Kagura-chan!
[18:18] Shin
    Kagura-chan!
SIGN    Odd Jobs
[18:46] Holy
    I appreciate you coming to her third anniversary.
[18:51] Gin
    We were brought together for a reason.
[18:53] Gin
    Well, the reason involved poop.
[18:57] Shin
    Anyway, I'm sorry.
[18:58] Shin
    Kagura-chan still has that phone.
[19:01] Shin
    I'll make sure that she returns it.
[19:03] Holy
    It's okay.
[19:04] Holy
    She helped me realize something.
[19:07] Holy
    I wasn't doing it for my wife's sake.
[19:10] Holy
    I was trying to make myself feel better.
[19:14] Holy
    I'll stop sending text messages to myself.
[19:17] Holy
    I'm sure that my wife was hoping
    I would learn to speak with friends face-to-face.
[19:26] Holy
    So I'll send the one final message that I've always wanted to send,
[19:30] Holy
    and that will be that.
[19:35] Holy
    Okay, I've said my goodbyes.
[19:39] Holy
    Take good care of them.
[19:41] Shin
    Huh?
[19:42] Holy
    Please use them.
[19:45] Holy
    Men always think that words aren't necessary to express how you feel,
[19:50] Holy
    but in the end, you're left regretting
[19:54] ---
    how you were never able to say those things.
[20:00] Holy
    I don't want you to end up that way.
[20:05] Gin
    Sorry, but we can't accept these.
[20:07] Holy
    Huh?
[20:09] Gin
    These gizmos are too small to express our twisted feelings.
[20:13] Gin
    We're meant to communicate outside the network.
[20:17] Gin
    Besides, you aren't finished with those yet.
[20:22] Gin
    Your wife hasn't responded yet.
[20:27] Holy
    Wh-What are you saying?
[20:30] Holy
    She can't respond to me...
[20:35] Gin
    That's the power of a text from Holy Cancer.
[20:38] Shin
    It's not that strange for a text message to make it up to heaven.
[20:47] Holy
    I see...
[20:48] Holy
    My last message reached her...
[20:54] Wife
    I should be thanking you.
[20:56] Wife
    Have fun with your friends.
[20:58] Holy
    When did she start using emotes?
[21:19] Kagura
    Did it reach heaven?
[21:24] Gin
    Beats me.
[21:25] Gin
    If you got the message through to an idiot,
[21:27] Gin
    you probably got it through to heaven.
[21:40] Holy
    I suppose that they don't need these.
[22:00] Gin
    Hey, why are you grinning?
[22:03] Gin
    It's creeping me out.
[22:04] Shin
    No kidding.
[22:05] Kagura
    It's nothing.
SIGN    When You Go To A Funeral For the First Time, You're Surprised By How Happy the People Are
[23:40] Toshi
    Next time:
[23:41] Toshi
    When you go to a funeral for the first time,
[23:42] Toshi
    you're surprised by how happy the people are.
SIGN    The owner of the restaurant Gintoki and Hijikata frequent has sadly passed away.
SIGN    No more special mayonnaise on rice or Uji Kintoki on rice... As they say their farewells, they notice something odd about the owner?!