# 230 - It would take too much effort to make this title sound like a text message subject
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MKDZ6/gintama)
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***SIGN*** Kagura is broke, which is why she doesn't have a cell phone! But she wants to join in the text messaging fun!
***SIGN*** Kagura manages to get her hands on a cell phone and makes an unexpected text pal!!
**[01:42] Mari**
So, that show was the best!
**[01:45] Kagura**
Yep, Kadono Takuzo did a great job as the boyfriend.
**[01:49] Mari**
Kagura-chan, that's a different show.
**[01:51] Saki**
Maybe I should watch it.
**[01:53] Saki**
But I want to start from the beginning.
**[01:55] Mari**
We can watch it together at my house.
**[01:56] Mari**
I recorded all the episodes.
**[01:58] Kagura**
Yes!
**[01:59] Kagura**
I can eat all the Happy Turns I want at Marippe's place!
**[02:01] Mari**
That's what you're interested in?
**[02:04] Mari**
I'll text you once I find out which day will work.
**[02:06] Kagura**
Text?
**[02:07] Mari**
Oh, Kagura-chan doesn't have a cell phone.
**[02:09] Mari**
I'll let you know in person once I get her text.
**[02:16] Saki**
Bye, Kagura-chan, Marippe.
**[02:18] Mari**
Saki-chan, text me your opinion of the show after you watch it.
***SIGN*** It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject
**[02:32] Kagura**
Sadaemon!
**[02:34] Kagura**
Listen!
**[02:35] Kagura**
Giako and Suneko were showing off their cell phones!
**[02:38] Kagura**
These days, even babies are born with cell phones
dangling from their umbilical cords!
**[02:43] Kagura**
You never learn, Kagura-chan.
**[02:45] Kagura**
Cell phones are useful, especially at work,
**[02:48] Kagura**
but you'll need to check Gin-chan's four-dimensional pouch.
**[02:53] Kagura**
But I can't just ask him directly.
**[02:56] Kagura**
It would be so much easier if I could just text him.
**[03:01] Gin**
You don't need texting when you can
understand each other through your hearts.
**[03:06] Gin**
I'm sure you can understand how hard a cell phone is on the wallet.
**[03:12] Gin**
So shut that foul mouth of yours and sleep in the closet with me.
**[03:19] Kagura**
Don't be fooled, Kagura-chan.
**[03:22] Kagura**
Someone hacked into me and took control.
**[03:25] Gin**
You can drop the act now.
**[03:26] Gin**
Who sent you?
**[03:27] Gin**
Are you a spy from the Steel Troops?
**[03:29] Kagura**
Hey, don't say that! Riruru is our friend!
**[03:33] Shin**
Can't you talk to each other directly?!
**[03:35] Shin**
Why are you going through this convoluted process?!
**[03:38] Shin**
If you have something to say, say it to his face!
**[03:41] Kagura**
Mama, listen!
**[03:42] Shin**
Who's your mama?!
**[03:43] Shin**
Though my face is kind of similar!
**[03:45] Kagura**
We're the only ones who don't have cell phones!
**[03:48] Kagura**
At this rate, Odd Jobs will fall behind the times!
**[03:52] Shin**
Did you hear that?
**[03:53] Gin**
Enough of that!
**[03:54] Gin**
Our bamboo-copter is running on fumes
after paying for you and Sadademon's food.
**[03:58] Gin**
I don't need a cell phone to know how everyone feels.
**[04:02] Gin**
For example, Sadaemon wants to poop right now.
**[04:05] Gin**
And Mama read my mind and prepared a newspaper.
**[04:08] Gin**
So we don't need cell phones!
**[04:10] Kagura**
That's just a daily practice!
**[04:12] Gin**
If you insist on being selfish,
**[04:14] Gin**
you can use the Anywhere Door to join a family anywhere else!
**[04:17] Kagura**
Shut up!
**[04:18] Kagura**
I'll use the Air Cannon to knock off that funny hair!
**[04:21] Gin**
See? You know what I'm thinking!
**[04:22] Gin**
I was getting sick of this round hair!
**[04:25] Shin**
Uh, something's come out...
**[04:25] Kagura**
Sadaemon, drag stupid Papa into your four-dimensional pocket!
**[04:28] Both**
Huh?
**[04:29] Shin**
...of Sadaemon's four-dimensional pocket.
**[04:33] Shin**
Cell phones...
***SIGN*** Doll House
**[04:35] Gengai**
I checked the data,
**[04:37] Gengai**
but the phones were busted to begin with, so I can't identify the owners.
**[04:41] Gengai**
The addresses were all changed to ne.jpuripuri.
**[04:46] Gin**
Well, they were covered in poop.
**[04:48] Shin**
Uh, why would that change the addresses?
**[04:50] Kagura**
So? Can we use them now?
**[04:53] Gengai**
You can't make calls.
**[04:54] Gengai**
The phone will add a puripuri to the end of everything you say.
**[04:57] Shin**
Isn't that more impressive than a working cell phone?!
**[04:59] Gengai**
You only have enough money for me to fix the texting function.
**[05:08] Kagura**
Yay!
**[05:11] Kagura**
Thanks, Gramps!
**[05:12] Kagura**
Thanks, Sadaemon!
**[05:15] Gin**
I don't want to carry around a cell phone that was covered in poop.
**[05:19] Kagura**
Humans are always carrying around poop.
**[05:22] Kagura**
The only difference is that it'll be in your hand instead of inside your body.
**[05:24] Kagura**
Give me those.
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs
**[05:27] Kagura**
That should do it.
**[05:28] Kagura**
Now, we'll always be together, no matter where we go.
**[05:32] Kagura**
You have to carry this everywhere, okay?
**[05:36] Kagura**
Promise.
**[05:39] Kagura**
If you get lonely, you can text me!
**[05:52] Gin**
Man, why is someone calling me this early?
**[05:56] Kagura**
Good morning. It's a beautiful morning.
**[06:05] Gin**
What? It's already morning...?
**[06:08] Kagura**
Good night. Sweet dreams.
***SIGN*** Bathroom
**[06:19] Kagura**
Good morning. Your poop is very smooth today.
**[06:25] Shin**
Okay, I locked the door today...
**[06:26] Shin**
Huh?
**[06:29] Kagura**
Good morning. Your poop is even smoother today.
**[06:34] Gin**
There it is! That's the cat!
**[06:36] Gin**
I'll circle around!
**[06:37] Gin**
You kids stay on its tail!
**[06:43] Shin**
Kagura-chan!
**[06:45] Gin**
Hey! Are you okay?!
**[06:49] Kagura**
I'm okay.
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
**[06:53] Kagura**
Could you pass me the Kleenex?
**[06:56] Kagura**
Does this come in an M?
**[06:58] Kagura**
That M is for Michael.
**[07:01] Kagura**
Not that Michael. Michael Douglas.
**[07:03] Both**
Talk to our faces!
**[07:05] Gin**
Why do you have to text every little stupid thing?!
**[07:08] Shin**
And she's not even talking to us?!
**[07:12] Shin**
She's talking to a clerk in some clothing store!
**[07:15] Kagura**
No, this isn't a clothing store. It's a Michael store.
**[07:20] Gin**
Hey!
**[07:21] Both**
Cut it out!
**[07:22] Gin**
Who cares if it's M or Michael?!
**[07:25] Otose**
This is a surprise.
**[07:26] Otose**
I wouldn't have expected her to be so enthusiastic about a cell phone.
**[07:29] Gin**
This is more than being enthusiastic!
**[07:30] Gin**
She sends us pointless updates every five minutes!
**[07:33] Gin**
I'm sick of it!
**[07:34] Cath**
Girls love to chitchat through letters and the like.
**[07:37] Cath**
When I was in school...
**[07:39] A**
Pass this to Catherine.
***SIGN*** Challenge
**[07:41] Shin**
How long ago was this?!
**[07:43] Shin**
And did everyone hate you?!
**[07:46] Tama**
Sometimes, it's easier to say things through
a written medium than talking face-to-face.
**[07:51] Tama**
This may be the real Kagura-sama.
**[07:54] Tama**
Are you replying to her?
**[07:56] Gin**
We can't do that.
**[07:58] Gin**
She's using text messages to talk to us now.
**[08:01] Tama**
It's possible that she keeps sending
texts because she's waiting for a reply.
**[08:05] Otose**
Men always act cool and never say what needs to be said.
**[08:10] Otose**
They expect other people to know how they feel.
**[08:13] Otose**
But sometimes, women just want to hear those words.
**[08:17] Otose**
Just send her a nice text.
**[08:20] Otose**
Here, this is your chance!
**[08:22] Cath**
Answer the phone!
**[08:23] Cath**
Respond with, "I'm actually a pedo!"
**[08:26] Gin**
I'll kill you, you rotten banana!
**[08:27] Gin**
Shinpachi, it's all yours.
**[08:29] Shin**
Gi-Gin-san!
**[08:30] Otose**
Well? What did it say?
**[08:32] Cath**
Move it, hag!
**[08:33] Cath**
I want to see!
**[08:34] Shin**
Hey, don't look at my phone!
**[08:37] Cath**
Hmm? Where are you right now?
**[08:39] Tama**
Wasn't she here just a moment ago? Why is she asking this?
**[08:44] Shin**
Huh? Now there's a text from Gin-san.
**[08:46] Gin**
Shut up! I'm at a pachinko-
**[08:48] Otose**
It's cut off.
**[08:51] Otose**
Was he replying to Kagura-chan?
**[08:53] Shin**
He accidentally hit reply to all.
**[08:56] Shin**
And he wrote his message in the subject.
**[08:58] Otose**
So he's actually replying to Kagura.
**[09:01] Cath**
Your wallpaper is gross!
**[09:03] Shin**
Shut up!
**[09:03] Shin**
Rotten banana on the ground!
***SIGN*** You have a new message.
**[09:05] Tama**
Oh, there's another one.
***SIGN*** Where are you right now?
**[09:08] Cath**
It's the same message again.
**[09:09] Cath**
Wait, is something wrong?
**[09:11] Shin**
Huh? I just noticed...
**[09:14] Shin**
This isn't from Kagura-chan...
**[09:16] Shin**
Who sent this?
***SIGN*** Return the cell phone.
**[09:23] Shin**
Tell me where you are at once.
**[09:24] Shin**
If you leak the information in those phones, you're dead.
**[09:28] Shin**
It's from the owner of this phone!
**[09:31] Otose**
They're threatening to kill you...
**[09:32] Otose**
It must be someone dangerous.
**[09:34] Cath**
What kind of information is in this phone?!
**[09:37] Shin**
I don't know!
**[09:38] Shin**
Gengai-san said that the phones were busted and there wasn't any data left!
**[09:43] Tama**
In any case, you should contact Gintoki-sama and Kagura-sama.
**[09:47] Shin**
It's from Gin-san!
**[09:48] Shin**
Did they find him already?!
**[09:51] Gin**
Shut up! I'm at a pachinko
**[09:53] Gin**
parlor playing with balls!
**[09:55] Shin**
He's picking up from where his message cut off!
**[09:58] Shin**
What is he doing?!
**[10:00] Shin**
He just gave away his location to everyone!
**[10:03] Tama**
That means the owner will head straight to the parlor?
**[10:05] Shin**
Of course not!
**[10:08] Tama**
Oh, there's another text.
**[10:09] Shin**
It must be from the owner!
**[10:11] Otose**
Look at the message.
**[10:12] Shin**
I don't want to!
**[10:13] Shin**
Catherine-san, you look!
**[10:14] Cath**
Screw that! Aren't you a man?!
**[10:16] Cath**
Answer the phone, hag!
**[10:16] Otose**
Who are you calling a man?!
**[10:18] Shin**
Tama-san!
**[10:19] Otose**
Wh-What does it say?
***SIGN*** From: Kyubei
**[10:21] Kyu**
You're playing with balls?
**[10:24] Shin**
Somebody completely different joined the conversation!
**[10:27] ---**
Did you come out of the closet?
**[10:31] Kyu**
Are you going to have an operation?
**[10:33] Kyu**
Can I have yours?
**[10:35] Kyu**
We need to talk.
**[10:36] Kyu**
Please reply.
**[10:38] Shin**
What is she talking about?!
**[10:39] Shin**
What does she want to do?!
**[10:41] Tama**
There are more messages.
***SIGN*** From: Saigo
**[10:43] Saigo**
Welcome. I'm glad to hear that.
**[10:46] Saigo**
Tell Pako that he can become No. 1 at my place.
**[10:49] Shin**
This has turned into a completely different
conversation in a completely different world.
***SIGN*** From: Tojo
**[10:53] Tojo**
What a coincidence.
**[10:54] Tojo**
I was also playing with balls.
**[10:56] Shin**
And this guy is in his own little world!
**[10:59] Shin**
Ah...
***SIGN*** From: Zura Sub: It's not Zura, it's Katsura
**[11:00] Zura**
It appears that you're having trouble...
**[11:03] Shin**
Katsura-san!
**[11:04] Zura**
However, I assure you that I can ease your pain.
**[11:09] Shin**
Is he going to help us?!
***SIGN*** The Perfect Happiness Theory The Joi Patriot Happiness Doctrine
**[11:12] Zura**
Join the Joi patriots and find happiness.
**[11:15] Zura**
We have a testimonial from Mrs. E who was able to find her happiness.
***SIGN*** Mrs. E
**[11:19] E**
I didn't think it would be so easy to become a Joi patriot.
**[11:24] Katsura**
The Joi will help find your joy.
**[11:27] Shin**
It's just spam!
**[11:30] Shin**
And they're getting worse!
**[11:32] Shin**
Damn! This will never end!
**[11:34] Otose**
Hey, Shinpachi!
**[11:38] Kagura**
Gin-chan, I made a new text pal.
**[11:43] Shin**
Damn! Damn!
**[11:45] Shin**
Why aren't they replying?!
**[11:46] Shin**
What are they doing?!
**[11:49] Kagura**
I'm about to meet my new text pal.
**[11:51] Kagura**
I can't wait.
**[11:52] Kagura**
I'll introduce you some time.
**[12:05] Shin**
Kagura-chan!
**[12:06] Shin**
Whew, she finally saw my mail!
**[12:09] Kagura**
I'm meeting with my text pal offline.
**[12:11] Kagura**
He's a very nice person!
**[12:12] Kagura**
Death Cancer-san is also eager to meet you guys.
**[12:16] Shin**
Uh, that's not a text pal!
**[12:18] Shin**
I guarantee it!
**[12:19] Shin**
There's nothing peaceful about his peace sign!
**[12:21] Shin**
His name is Death Cancer!
**[12:24] Shin**
He got to her first!
**[12:26] Shin**
This isn't an offline meeting!
Kagura-chan's been taken hostage!
**[12:31] Cancer**
Your buddy is in my hands.
**[12:34] Cancer**
Bring the cell phones to the family restaurant on 2nd within 10 minutes.
**[12:37] Shin**
It's the owner!
**[12:40] Cancer**
You have 10 minutes.
**[12:41] Cancer**
No one has stood before my Death Cancer (claws of death)
for 10 minutes and survived.
**[12:45] Cancer**
I'm sure you know what will happen if you're late. (Murder.)
**[12:50] Shin**
This is bad!
**[12:51] Shin**
This guy is obviously one of those people!
**[12:53] Shin**
He's using emoticons I've never seen before!
**[12:55] Shin**
I've never seen anyone go (Murder) before!
**[12:57] Shin**
That settles it.
**[12:59] Shin**
This guy must be an assassin of some kind!
**[13:00] Shin**
W-We've picked up some unbelievable cell phones!
**[13:04] Shin**
Gin-san!
**[13:05] Shin**
He must have realized the danger we're in after seeing that text!
**[13:09] Gin**
Sorry, I'm at a pachinko
**[13:11] Gin**
parlor playing with balls real good.
**[13:13] Gin**
Could you give me ten more minutes?
**[13:15] Shin**
He still doesn't know how to use a cell phone!
**[13:17] Shin**
And he's still playing pachinko?!
**[13:18] Shin**
Doesn't he care about us?!
***SIGN*** From: Death Cancer
**[13:21] Death**
What do you mean, real good? (Murder.)
**[13:24] Shin**
This is really bad!
**[13:25] Shin**
He's mad! It says (Murder)!
**[13:27] Gin**
I'm doing so well it's like the pachinko
**[13:29] Gin**
goddess of balls has blessed me!
**[13:31] Gin**
My balls are on a high!
**[13:32] Gin**
I can't stop! Can't stop!
**[13:34] Shin**
It's a miracle how his texts can sound so wrong!
**[13:36] Shin**
Stop it! Stop antagonizing him!
***SIGN*** From: Death Cancer
**[13:39] Death**
No one has stood before my Death Cancer (claws of death)
for 10 minutes and survived.
**[13:42] Death**
Are you somewhere I can reach within ten minutes? (Must.)
**[13:45] Shin**
Hey! He wants to go to him now!
**[13:47] Shin**
And now it's a (Must)!
**[13:50] Gin**
Can you come to me?
**[13:51] Gin**
The name of the place is Fever.
***SIGN*** Pachinko Fever
**[13:53] Shin**
You shouldn't tell him that!
**[13:54] Shin**
Run away! Gin-san, run away!
**[13:57] Kagura**
We're meeting up
**[13:58] Kagura**
somewhere different.
**[13:59] Kagura**
Hurry up, Shinpachi!
***SIGN*** Balls Fever
**[14:01] Shin**
That's the wrong place!
**[14:02] Shin**
He's got it wrong!
**[14:03] Shin**
We sent Death Cancer to the wrong place!
***SIGN*** From: Death Cancer
**[14:06] Death**
You lied to me.
**[14:08] Shin**
He's really mad in this message!
**[14:10] Death**
There are only 30 minute and 60 minute options.
**[14:12] Death**
There isn't a 10 minute option. (Murder.)
**[14:15] Shin**
That's why he's mad?!
**[14:16] Shin**
He would rather take the 10 minute option?!
***SIGN*** From: Death Cancer
**[14:18] Death**
No matter then.
**[14:19] Death**
I'll be finished in 30 minutes, so we can meet up again in 40 minutes.
**[14:22] Shin**
So you're off to your fever?!
**[14:25] Shin**
Why did he even come here?!
**[14:27] Shin**
Doesn't he want his cell phones back?!
**[14:29] Shin**
Oh, that's right!
**[14:30] Shin**
This is my chance to tell Kagura-chan to run away!
**[14:34] Kagura**
Looks like we're still meeting
**[14:35] Kagura**
up at the same time.
**[14:37] Shin**
Ten minutes?! He didn't even last 10 seconds!
**[14:39] Shin**
How fast is this guy?!
***SIGN*** From: Death Cancer
**[14:41] Death**
No one has stood before my Death Cancer (claws of death)
for 10 minutes and survived.
**[14:45] Shin**
Your Death Cancer is the one that couldn't survive!
**[14:48] Shin**
Stop posing!
**[14:49] Gin**
That's the wrong place.
**[14:51] Gin**
Kagura, show him the way.
**[14:52] Gin**
It's the place on the corner of 3rd where I'm always playing with balls.
***SIGN*** Pachinko Fever
**[14:56] Shin**
You don't have to tell him this!
**[14:58] Kagura**
You mean here?
**[15:00] Shin**
Nobody told you to smash his balls into a corner!
**[15:02] Shin**
Hey! Is Death Cancer-san okay!
***SIGN*** From: Holy Cancer Sub: (claws of hope)
**[15:06] Holy**
I feel like I just woke up from a very long nightmare.
**[15:11] Shin**
Who are you?!
**[15:12] Shin**
You're a completely different person, Holy Cancer!
**[15:14] Shin**
He's become enlightened after his balls were smashed!
**[15:17] Holy**
Forgive me... I just wanted my cell phones back.
**[15:22] Holy**
You see, those three cell phones
**[15:23] Holy**
each hold memories I can't forget...
**[15:26] Holy**
No, they hold memories I should never forget.
**[15:29] Shin**
Uh, shouldn't you tell us this after we meet up?
**[15:32] Holy**
I may sound eloquent over the phone,
**[15:35] Holy**
but I'm actually a shy man who can
barely look another person in the eye,
**[15:38] Holy**
much less talk to someone face-to-face.
**[15:42] Holy**
It must have been a twist of fate
that I ended up marrying such a talkative woman.
**[15:49] Shin**
He's doing a flashback through a text message!
**[15:50] Shin**
What's going on?!
**[15:51] Shin**
And you were a a barber?!
**[15:54] Holy**
I worked as a barber,
but I kept losing customers because I never talked much.
**[16:00] Shin**
I don't think that's why you lost customers.
**[16:01] Holy**
That was when my wife gave me a cell phone.
**[16:08] Holy**
She thought that I might be able
to speak through words, through a text message.
**[16:12] Wife**
The silent artist thing works,
**[16:15] Wife**
but you should learn to joke in front of your wife.
**[16:19] Death**
I-I'm too old to fool around with that text messaging nonsense.
**[16:27] Wife**
Yet you're still wearing those claws of yours.
**[16:31] Death**
The words which brought a rare smile to my wife's face
**[16:34] Death**
ended up being my last words to her.
**[16:40] Holy**
Those cell phones are filled with the words I was never able to say to her.
**[16:47] Holy**
They will never reach her,
**[16:49] Holy**
but they are still precious to me.
**[16:56] Death**
I went to a cabaret club today!
**[16:59] Death**
I went to a pink salon today!
**[17:01] Death**
I think I'll go all the way to Yoshiwara today!
**[17:04] Both**
Your messages are stupid!
**[17:06] Gin**
How could you send these dirty texts to heaven?!
**[17:09] Holy**
You've got it wrong.
**[17:11] Holy**
I was searching for heaven, so I could reach my wife.
**[17:14] Shin**
You're headed straight to hell!
**[17:17] Holy**
Those cell phones are priceless.
**[17:21] Holy**
Could you please return them?
**[17:24] Gin**
T-Texting is a pain in the ass anyway.
**[17:29] Shin**
We're not cut out for this high-tech stuff.
**[17:33] Holy**
R-Really?!
**[17:35] Holy**
Thank you so much!
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs
**[17:38] Kagura**
Now, we'll always be together, no matter where we go.
**[17:44] Shin**
Come on, Kagura-chan.
**[17:49] Kagura**
No way.
**[17:51] Shin**
Kagura-chan...
**[17:54] Kagura**
I haven't received a text message yet.
**[17:58] Kagura**
That couple is connected, even though they're far apart.
**[18:02] Kagura**
Unlike us.
**[18:05] Kagura**
Stop dwelling in the past, stupid old man!
**[18:08] Kagura**
We're the ones who aren't able to say what we need to!
***SIGN*** Message Sent
**[18:12] Kagura**
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
**[18:17] Shin**
Wait, Kagura-chan!
**[18:18] Shin**
Kagura-chan!
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs
**[18:46] Holy**
I appreciate you coming to her third anniversary.
**[18:51] Gin**
We were brought together for a reason.
**[18:53] Gin**
Well, the reason involved poop.
**[18:57] Shin**
Anyway, I'm sorry.
**[18:58] Shin**
Kagura-chan still has that phone.
**[19:01] Shin**
I'll make sure that she returns it.
**[19:03] Holy**
It's okay.
**[19:04] Holy**
She helped me realize something.
**[19:07] Holy**
I wasn't doing it for my wife's sake.
**[19:10] Holy**
I was trying to make myself feel better.
**[19:14] Holy**
I'll stop sending text messages to myself.
**[19:17] Holy**
I'm sure that my wife was hoping
I would learn to speak with friends face-to-face.
**[19:26] Holy**
So I'll send the one final message that I've always wanted to send,
**[19:30] Holy**
and that will be that.
**[19:35] Holy**
Okay, I've said my goodbyes.
**[19:39] Holy**
Take good care of them.
**[19:41] Shin**
Huh?
**[19:42] Holy**
Please use them.
**[19:45] Holy**
Men always think that words aren't necessary to express how you feel,
**[19:50] Holy**
but in the end, you're left regretting
**[19:54] ---**
how you were never able to say those things.
**[20:00] Holy**
I don't want you to end up that way.
**[20:05] Gin**
Sorry, but we can't accept these.
**[20:07] Holy**
Huh?
**[20:09] Gin**
These gizmos are too small to express our twisted feelings.
**[20:13] Gin**
We're meant to communicate outside the network.
**[20:17] Gin**
Besides, you aren't finished with those yet.
**[20:22] Gin**
Your wife hasn't responded yet.
**[20:27] Holy**
Wh-What are you saying?
**[20:30] Holy**
She can't respond to me...
**[20:35] Gin**
That's the power of a text from Holy Cancer.
**[20:38] Shin**
It's not that strange for a text message to make it up to heaven.
**[20:47] Holy**
I see...
**[20:48] Holy**
My last message reached her...
**[20:54] Wife**
I should be thanking you.
**[20:56] Wife**
Have fun with your friends.
**[20:58] Holy**
When did she start using emotes?
**[21:19] Kagura**
Did it reach heaven?
**[21:24] Gin**
Beats me.
**[21:25] Gin**
If you got the message through to an idiot,
**[21:27] Gin**
you probably got it through to heaven.
**[21:40] Holy**
I suppose that they don't need these.
**[22:00] Gin**
Hey, why are you grinning?
**[22:03] Gin**
It's creeping me out.
**[22:04] Shin**
No kidding.
**[22:05] Kagura**
It's nothing.
***SIGN*** When You Go To A Funeral For the First Time, You're Surprised By How Happy the People Are
**[23:40] Toshi**
Next time:
**[23:41] Toshi**
When you go to a funeral for the first time,
**[23:42] Toshi**
you're surprised by how happy the people are.
***SIGN*** The owner of the restaurant Gintoki and Hijikata frequent has sadly passed away.
***SIGN*** No more special mayonnaise on rice or Uji Kintoki on rice... As they say their farewells, they notice something odd about the owner?!