# 211 - Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards
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***SIGN*** Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards
**[01:37] A**
Boss!
**[01:38] A**
You really sure about this?
**[01:40] A**
If one faction causes trouble,
**[01:42] ---**
the other three gang up to crush it?
**[01:44] B**
It's obvious that they
want to get rid of us!
**[01:48] Jirocho**
I'd say that this saves time.
**[01:51] Jirocho**
This is a chance to show them who the
**[01:53] ---**
real king of the Kabuki District is.
**[01:55] C**
But that means we'll have
to deal with Otose...
**[01:59] Jirocho**
My memory's been getting worse.
**[02:02] Jirocho**
Who is this Otose person?
**[02:06] B**
Idiot!
**[02:07] B**
We're not supposed to mention the hag
**[02:08] ---**
while the boss is around!
**[02:10] Jirocho**
The vixen is not as much
of a concern as the cub.
**[02:14] Jirocho**
Focus on him.
**[02:17] Jirocho**
Damn.
**[02:18] Jirocho**
What is that kid doing?
**[02:23] Otose**
You were dancing to her tune.
**[02:26] Otose**
That's not like you.
**[02:27] Otose**
Kada is using you to get rid of Jirocho,
**[02:30] ---**
who's hurting her business.
**[02:33] Saigo**
I just want to live peacefully
**[02:35] ---**
in this town with my comrades.
**[02:37] Saigo**
I'll dance a waltz or octopus
dance if that's what it takes.
**[02:41] Otose**
So you can clean up this
town by eliminating him?
**[02:45] Otose**
Even if that were true,
**[02:47] Otose**
I could never bring
myself to love a town
**[02:49] ---**
that's neat and tidy.
**[02:51] Saigo**
Spoken like a true trashy old hag.
**[02:53] Saigo**
I believe that you're old friends
**[02:54] ---**
with the trashy old geezer?
**[02:56] Otose**
Haven't talked to him in over ten years.
**[02:58] Otose**
Doesn't really matter if a
dangerous old man dies or not.
**[03:02] Otose**
But...
**[03:04] Pirako**
*I'm here to turn the town*
**[03:06] ---**
*where Jirocho is into a garden.*
**[03:08] Otose**
The timing's too perfect.
**[03:11] Katsuo**
Finally, it's time for payback.
**[03:14] Katsuo**
Like I said before,
**[03:16] Katsuo**
I always return the
favor, seven for three.
**[03:21] Gin**
Nobody parts their hair 7:3 anymore.
**[03:23] Gin**
You should shave your head
**[03:24] ---**
and opt for the bald look.
**[03:26] Katsuo**
Up yours!
**[03:27] Katsuo**
My hair is styled like Joe Odagiri!
**[03:31] Katsuo**
Fashion trends come back in a cycle!
**[03:33] Gin**
Hold on here.
**[03:34] Gin**
I was egged on by this stupid girl.
**[03:36] Gin**
I have no grudge against you, Joe Schmo.
**[03:39] Katsuo**
Who are you calling Joe Schmo?!
**[03:41] Katsuo**
Besides, that's not what
my boy here told me.
**[03:44] Katsuo**
I know what's going down.
**[03:45] Katsuo**
You promised to
**[03:46] ---**
help her decorate our
boss with red flowers.
**[03:49] Gin**
How do you know that?
**[03:50] Katsuo**
Why don't you tell him what you really
**[03:52] ---**
mean when you say red
flowers, Pirako-han?
**[03:55] Gin**
Uh, Pirako-chan?
**[03:57] Gin**
U-Uh, are you...
**[04:00] Pirako**
Bro, my boss was
**[04:02] ---**
a relative of Jirocho,
and an old friend.
**[04:07] Pirako**
He used to tell me when I was young,
**[04:10] Pirako**
about the great Jirocho,
warrior among warriors.
**[04:16] Boss**
The warriors you see around these days
**[04:18] ---**
are just a bunch of wild hotheads.
**[04:19] Boss**
But he was different.
**[04:22] Boss**
He would save the weak
and crush the strong.
**[04:25] Boss**
He would only employ his strength
**[04:26] ---**
for the sake of his particular justice.
**[04:29] Boss**
That's what you call a true warrior.
**[04:32] Pirako**
That's too hard for me to understand.
**[04:35] Boss**
Sorry about that.
**[04:36] Boss**
The more I talk, the less sense I make.
**[04:40] Boss**
Basically, Jirocho was a flowery man.
**[04:44] Boss**
That's probably what
drew your mother to him.
**[04:49] Boss**
Though the flowers in him
died at some point...
**[04:56] Pirako**
He abandoned his wife and child,
**[04:58] Pirako**
and crushed his wife's
family because of business.
**[05:01] Pirako**
And now he's picking a stupid fight
**[05:04] ---**
with a tranny and an old hag.
**[05:09] Pirako**
I just want to see the old
Jirocho one more time.
**[05:14] Pirako**
To help him take the world...
**[05:16] Pirako**
To help make some pretty
flowers bloom in my old man.
**[05:22] Gin**
Huh? What's she talking about?
**[05:24] Gin**
That went completely over my head.
**[05:26] Gin**
What? What?!
**[05:28] Katsuo**
There you have it.
**[05:29] Katsuo**
Pirako-han is...
**[05:30] Katsuo**
No, the young lady is
**[05:33] Katsuo**
Jirocho's daughter!
**[05:35] Katsuo**
To be precise, she's the daughter of the
**[05:37] ---**
missus who divorced the boss
and went back to her family.
**[05:39] Gin**
Bullshit!
**[05:40] Gin**
Help your old man take the world?!
**[05:42] Gin**
That's the complete opposite of revenge!
**[05:45] Pirako**
Isn't that what I said?
**[05:47] Pirako**
I'm here to decorate him with flowers.
**[05:48] Gin**
You were talking about making
me the big boss of Japan!
**[05:52] Gin**
You were trying to
make me fight Jirocho!
**[05:54] Pirako**
Yakuza grow stronger by recruiting
the people they beat.
**[05:59] Pirako**
My old man can take the
world if the strongest
**[06:01] ---**
man in the Kabuki
district is on his side.
**[06:03] Pirako**
Once you're the big boss,
**[06:05] ---**
my old man will be the big, big boss!
**[06:07] B**
Young lady, it's settled.
**[06:10] Pirako**
Bro, the Jirocho gang will
be making their move now.
**[06:14] Pirako**
Do you know what's happened?
**[06:16] Pirako**
There's a law in this lawless town now.
**[06:19] Pirako**
If any faction starts a fight,
**[06:22] Pirako**
the other Devas will crush them.
**[06:25] Pirako**
The first victim will probably be
**[06:27] ---**
the boss of a certain someone
**[06:29] Pirako**
who picked a fight with the Jirocho gang
**[06:30] Pirako**
over a helpless little girl, Otose.
**[06:33] Pirako**
But it's your call to make, Bro.
**[06:36] Pirako**
Please join us!
**[06:38] Pirako**
Or else we'll have to
drop you in the ocean,
**[06:41] Pirako**
and Otose will be targeted by
everyone in the Kabuki district!
**[06:45] Gin**
Hey, I'm guessing that's
supposed to be a threat,
**[06:48] Gin**
but if you kill me here,
**[06:49] ---**
you'll be considered the aggressors.
**[06:52] Katsuo**
You an idiot?
**[06:54] Katsuo**
Why do you think we put on a show
**[06:56] ---**
in the middle of town?!
**[06:58] Katsuo**
We got plenty of witnesses!
**[07:00] Gin**
You're the idiots!
**[07:01] Gin**
The Four Devas aren't gonna
move because of a little spat!
**[07:04] Gin**
A death is far more serious!
**[07:07] Gin**
Die, baldie!
**[07:07] Gin**
Go bald down your parted hair line!
**[07:09] Gin**
Go bald all over your body!
**[07:09] Katsuo**
I ain't gonna go bald!
**[07:10] Katsuo**
Every week, I part my
hair to the opposite side
**[07:12] ---**
to avoid excessive damage to my scalp!
**[07:15] Katsuo**
I ain't like Sanshi Katsura!
**[07:19] Pirako**
If that's not enough, how's this?
**[07:23] Pirako**
We'll say that you killed
our young leader here,
**[07:25] ---**
and we killed you for revenge.
**[07:27] Katsuo**
Huh? No way...
**[07:35] All**
Bro!
**[07:36] Pirako**
Is your boss the guy
with the parted hair?
**[07:39] Pirako**
Or is it Jirocho?
**[07:41] D**
B-But...
**[07:42] Pirako**
If you move, I'll turn
you all into flowers.
**[07:48] Pirako**
Got it, Bro?
**[07:50] Pirako**
I'm serious.
**[07:52] Gin**
D-Damn you!
**[07:58] F**
Bastard!
**[07:59] F**
He jumped into the water
with the concrete!
**[08:00] D**
Is he trying to escape?!
**[08:02] Pirako**
Nope.
**[08:03] Pirako**
He went to save him.
**[08:05] F**
That's stupid!
**[08:06] F**
He can't move!
**[08:07] F**
And why would he save Bro?!
**[08:09] Pirako**
Yes, he's stupid.
**[08:11] Pirako**
I was very surprised.
**[08:14] Pirako**
But that's why I wanted him on our side.
**[08:18] Pirako**
But he also chose the old hag.
**[08:22] Pirako**
Pity.
**[08:24] Pirako**
Bye-bye, Bro.
**[08:27] Kada**
Pity.
**[08:29] Kada**
I came up with this
plan so the three of us
**[08:32] ---**
could deal with Jirocho,
**[08:34] Kada**
but I never would have
expected Otose to...
**[08:37] Agomi**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[08:39] Agomi**
Otose-san would never...
**[08:40] Agomi**
Pako would never do anything like that!
**[08:42] Agomi**
We know how gentle they are!
**[08:46] A**
Calm down, Assmi!
**[08:48] Agomi**
Don't call me Assmi!
**[08:48] Agomi**
It's Azumi, damn it!
**[08:50] Saigo**
Shut the hell up, Ass!
**[08:53] Agomi**
Could you add the "mi"?
**[08:55] Agomi**
You can call me Assmi as
long as the "mi" is there.
**[09:00] Saigo**
It looks like we were the only ones
**[09:03] ---**
serious about stopping this conflict.
**[09:06] Saigo**
When did you make a deal with Jirocho?
**[09:09] Jirocho**
You think I would make
a deal with that vixen?
**[09:14] Jirocho**
Were you pushed by the kid?
**[09:17] Jirocho**
No, were you the one who pushed the kid?
**[09:20] Saigo**
Don't play dumb!
**[09:22] Saigo**
They might be rotten to the core,
**[09:26] ---**
but they aren't dirty like you people!
**[09:28] Pirako**
That's enough.
**[09:30] Pirako**
You should stop that, Saigo-san.
**[09:32] Pirako**
It's not nice to whine
and go back on your word.
**[09:34] Pirako**
Pleasure to meet you.
**[09:36] Pirako**
I'm Jirocho's daughter, Pirako Doromizu.
**[09:41] Saigo**
Jirocho's...
**[09:43] Pirako**
I have a question for you, Saigo-san.
**[09:46] Pirako**
Do you have any
**[09:47] ---**
proof that Otose-san
hasn't done anything?
**[09:50] Saigo**
My proof is the fact
that you have no proof.
**[09:53] Saigo**
Why would Otose pick
a fight with Jirocho?
**[09:57] Saigo**
And now of all times?
**[09:59] Saigo**
There's obviously a conspiracy going on.
**[10:02] Pirako**
Nobody would spend that
**[10:04] ---**
much effort to kill an old hag.
**[10:07] Pirako**
Besides, we have proof
**[10:08] ---**
that Otose-san would pick
a fight with my old man.
**[10:11] Pirako**
There's a long history between them.
**[10:15] Pirako**
Isn't that right, old man?
**[10:17] Pirako**
Here it is.
**[10:19] ---**
Otose-san's husband, Tatsugoro Terada,
**[10:22] Pirako**
was killed by my old man.
**[10:27] Pirako**
Oh? You didn't know?
**[10:31] Pirako**
What about this?
**[10:33] Pirako**
My old man and Tatsugoro-san
**[10:35] ---**
were friends when they were young.
**[10:37] Pirako**
But then they got into a
fight over a certain girl.
**[10:41] Pirako**
Tatsugoro-san was the
one who won her over.
**[10:44] Pirako**
I'm sure that my old man
wasn't happy about it.
**[10:47] ---**
Stop it...
**[10:49] Pirako**
That's why he killed his old friend.
**[10:51] Pirako**
So he could have the girl.
**[10:53] Jirocho**
Stop it.
**[10:54] Pirako**
Do you know why he abandoned his own
**[10:57] Pirako**
wife and daughter to come to this town?
**[11:00] Pirako**
That's because the girl,
Otose-san, is here.
**[11:06] Jirocho**
Didn't you hear me say to stop?
**[11:11] Pirako**
See? It's just like I said.
**[11:13] Pirako**
He cares more about Otose-san
than his own daughter.
**[11:17] Jirocho**
You came here just to tell me that?
**[11:22] Jirocho**
Such a dutiful daughter.
**[11:25] Pirako**
If what I'm saying isn't true,
**[11:26] ---**
that should mean you can kill Otose-san.
**[11:35] Pirako**
Are you running away?!
**[11:38] Jirocho**
Saigo, don't worry.
**[11:41] Jirocho**
Yakuza don't need trannies
to clean up their mess.
**[11:46] Jirocho**
You stay out of it.
**[11:48] Jirocho**
I'll settle this myself.
**[11:50] Saigo**
Wait!
**[11:51] Saigo**
I'm not done talking...
**[11:54] Pirako**
I'll spare you this one time,
since you kept whining.
**[11:59] Pirako**
Could you shut up now?
**[12:02] Saigo**
How am I supposed to shut u--
**[12:03] Kada**
Have you forgotten?
**[12:05] Kada**
If you go back on your word,
**[12:07] ---**
we'll have to eliminate you as well.
**[12:09] Kada**
When laying siege to a castle,
**[12:11] ---**
what would you target first?
**[12:14] Kada**
The weakest spot in the wall.
**[12:17] Kada**
A seasoned soldier like yourself
should be aware of this.
**[12:19] Agomi**
M-Mama!
**[12:22] Agomi**
Te-Teru-kun is... Teru-kun is...!
**[12:25] Saigo**
Damn you!
***SIGN*** Snack Otose
**[12:30] Otose**
I see.
**[12:32] Otose**
Very well.
**[12:37] Otose**
Don't worry.
**[12:39] Otose**
That was Gintoki.
**[12:40] Otose**
It seems that Pirako is safe.
**[12:43] Otose**
They learned about the
new rule right before
**[12:45] ---**
they were about to take
on Jirocho's gang.
**[12:47] Otose**
Apparently, they were able
to talk things through.
**[12:50] Shin**
That's a relief.
**[12:52] Shin**
I was worried that we would be too late.
**[12:54] Kagura**
They kept us worried this whole time.
**[12:55] Kagura**
What are they doing?!
**[12:57] Otose**
I appreciate everything you've done.
**[12:59] Otose**
You haven't eaten since
yesterday, right?
**[13:01] Shin**
Now that you mention it, I'm starting
to feel hungry now that everything's okay.
**[13:04] Otose**
Want to grab something to eat?
**[13:05] Kagura**
Can we?
**[13:06] Catherine**
Yakiniku!
**[13:07] Catherine**
We must have yakiniku!
**[13:08] Catherine**
At a really expensive place!
**[13:09] Kagura**
Stupid!
**[13:10] Kagura**
That won't fill my stomach!
**[13:11] Kagura**
A buffet!
**[13:12] Kagura**
At a place with ice cream!
**[13:13] Tama**
Stop fighting.
**[13:15] Tama**
Let's compromise by
going to a gas station.
**[13:17] Shin**
How is that a compromise?!
**[13:20] Otose**
Go on ahead.
**[13:21] Otose**
I'll join you once Gintoki
and Pirako are back.
**[13:24] Shin**
Please hurry.
**[13:26] Shin**
We'll wait for you
before we start eating.
**[13:28] Kagura**
But the ice cream doesn't count, right?
**[13:29] Kagura**
I can eat ice cream while
we're waiting, right?
**[13:36] Shin**
Didn't Otose-san seem a little strange?
**[13:39] Kagura**
How?
**[13:40] Catherine**
When she offers to buy someone dinner,
**[13:41] ---**
there's usually a catch.
**[13:43] Shin**
No, that's not what I meant...
**[13:46] Shin**
Oh, sorry.
**[13:48] Shin**
He's covered in blood!
**[13:49] Shin**
Sorry!
**[13:50] Shin**
Is this my fault?!
**[13:51] Shin**
Is this my fault?!
**[13:52] Shin**
Huh?
**[13:53] Shin**
It's Katsuo-san...
**[13:54] Kagura**
Hey! The bucket that
just ran past us...!
**[14:13] Gin**
Gran!
***SIGN*** Terada Family Grave
**[14:25] Otose**
It's rare to see you here.
**[14:28] Otose**
I'm assuming that you brought flowers.
**[14:31] Jirocho**
Hell no.
**[14:33] Jirocho**
Did you want me to bring
flowers for you, Otose?
**[14:37] Otose**
It's been years since
you've spoken to me,
**[14:40] Otose**
and that's all you have to say?
**[14:42] Otose**
You never change.
**[14:45] Otose**
If you lay me to rest
next to my husband,
**[14:49] Otose**
I suppose I can't complain.
**[14:51] Jirocho**
I heard that you took care of my kid.
**[14:54] Otose**
Save your thanks for that idiot.
**[14:57] Otose**
Though apparently, that
kid of yours got him good.
**[15:01] Otose**
She's quite a dutiful daughter.
**[15:04] Otose**
She came all the way here to clean
**[15:06] ---**
this town for the sake of a
**[15:08] ---**
stupid father who abandoned her.
**[15:10] Otose**
We've both been dancing to
the tune of a little kid.
**[15:15] Otose**
The years haven't been kind to us.
**[15:17] Otose**
Well, I suppose you knew
what was happening.
**[15:21] Otose**
The villain Jirocho
**[15:23] ---**
can't go against the
daughter he left in tears?
**[15:28] Jirocho**
Otose...
**[15:29] Jirocho**
Get out of this town.
**[15:31] Jirocho**
This place will become
a battlefield very soon.
**[15:34] Jirocho**
It was gonna happen even if my
kid didn't rush things along.
**[15:38] Jirocho**
You'll only get in the way if you stay.
**[15:41] Otose**
So you were planning on
starting a war, period.
***SIGN*** Terada Family Grave
**[15:46] Otose**
I would have hoped that
**[15:47] ---**
you wouldn't say those
words in his presence,
**[15:49] ---**
even as a joke.
**[15:51] Otose**
Policeman and vigilante.
**[15:53] Otose**
The two of you were both
protecting this town,
**[15:56] ---**
despite your different positions,
**[15:58] Otose**
but I suppose that was in the past.
**[16:03] Otose**
Jirocho.
**[16:04] Otose**
You went so far as to
abandon your wife and child
**[16:08] Otose**
so you could do this?
**[16:14] Jirocho**
Times have changed.
**[16:17] Jirocho**
A vigilante can't protect anything.
**[16:21] Jirocho**
He died and left you behind.
**[16:26] Jirocho**
Your methods are old-fashioned.
**[16:29] Jirocho**
You're just a nuisance,
**[16:31] Jirocho**
both you and Tatsugoro.
**[16:33] Jirocho**
This town doesn't need you anymore.
**[16:37] Jirocho**
This town belongs to me.
**[16:40] Jirocho**
I'll give you one more chance.
**[16:43] Jirocho**
Get out of this town.
**[16:50] Otose**
I have a favor to ask.
**[16:52] Otose**
They call me one of the Four Devas,
**[16:56] Otose**
but I don't have any
members in my faction.
***SIGN*** I'm sick of waiting for you to pay the rent. Take your fools and scram. Never come back to this town. --Otose
**[17:00] Otose**
My life is all you need.
**[17:03] Otose**
They serve no use at all.
**[17:07] Otose**
They just happen to be my family.
**[17:13] Jirocho**
Is that your answer?
**[17:59] Jirocho**
You're Gintoki?
**[18:01] Jirocho**
You were a step too late.
**[18:03] Jirocho**
I buried her with her husband.
**[18:07] Jirocho**
Funny how it works.
**[18:10] Jirocho**
I believe that you were serving as her
**[18:13] ---**
bodyguard to pay back a debt?
**[18:15] Jirocho**
That's over now. Your job is done.
**[18:20] Jirocho**
Scram.
**[18:21] Jirocho**
I'll spare your life for her sake.
**[18:29] Jirocho**
Ouch...
**[18:31] Jirocho**
The hell was that?
**[18:38] Jirocho**
Not bad, kid.
**[18:40] ---**
You made me draw my sword.
**[18:43] Jirocho**
But are you willing to let Otose's
efforts to save your lives...
**[18:49] Jirocho**
...go to waste?
**[19:07] Jirocho**
You're not being very reasonable.
**[19:18] Jirocho**
It's over.
**[19:32] Jirocho**
I heard that Otose was keeping
a crazy monster around.
**[19:37] Jirocho**
So you're the White Yaksha?
**[19:39] Jirocho**
I never knew there was a freak like
you following in my footsteps.
**[19:42] Jirocho**
However...
**[19:44] Jirocho**
A generation managed
**[19:45] ---**
to survive the brutal
battles of the Joi war.
**[19:48] Jirocho**
There were plenty more
like you out there.
**[19:53] Jirocho**
Get lost, watchdog.
**[19:55] Jirocho**
There's nothing for you to protect here.
**[20:44] Gin**
Hey, Gran.
**[20:45] Gin**
Are those manju?
**[20:47] Gin**
Can I have some?
**[20:49] Gin**
I'm starving to death here.
**[20:53] Otose**
These belong to my husband.
**[20:56] Otose**
Ask him.
**[21:05] Otose**
What did my husband say?
**[21:08] Gin**
Beats me.
**[21:09] Gin**
The dead don't talk.
**[21:11] Otose**
You're just asking for it.
**[21:14] Otose**
Don't blame me if you get cursed.
**[21:20] Gin**
The dead don't talk and
they don't eat dango.
**[21:24] Gin**
So I made a one-sided promise.
**[21:31] Gin**
I won't forget this debt.
**[21:33] Gin**
Your wife doesn't have
that much longer to live,
**[21:37] Gin**
but I'm going to protect
her in your stead.
**[21:50] Gin**
Gran...
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