Season 4 E317 - The Monster and the Monster's Child Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Gin     Here we are. [00:10] Gin     It's the late night slot. SIGN    Late     Night SIGN    Goodbye, Red-Haired Esper SIGN    The Goddess of the Night SIGN    "No Airing the Nitty-Gritties of Ketsuno Ana!"          After predicting heavy rain once again for tonight,          Ketsuno Ana does a surprise raid on Snack Bar Smile" [00:15] Kag     This place is kinda dusty. [00:17] Gin     Deal with it. [00:19] Kag     What's this? [00:20] Gin     Probably something the previous     occupant left behind. SIGN    To the Late Night Slot [00:23] Gin     Now, then... [00:25] Gin     Shinpachi. [00:26] Shin     Yes? [00:27] Gin     This is a late night slot. [00:29] Gin     We'll need to greet the     viewers appropriately. [00:30] Shin     Right. [00:32] Gin     Hello to all you night owls     watching the television. [00:35] Gin     The Gintama anime will now resume     in its late night incarnation. [00:38] Gin     One, two... [00:40] Gin     Gilgamesh! [00:41] Shin     You just wanted to do that, didn't you?! SIGN    Please watch this program in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!!!!!! [00:49] (Flashback) Gin     Ow... [00:50] (Flashback) Gin     Damn, not yet. [00:52] (Flashback) Gin     My sword ain't broken yet. [00:56] (Flashback) Gin     One more time, [00:58] (Flashback) Gin     Shoyo! [01:06] (Flashback) Sho     You nearly had me there, Gintoki. [01:08] (Flashback) Gin     Where, exactly? [01:10] (Flashback) Sho     There. [01:11] (Flashback) Gin     Could you be more specific? [01:12] (Flashback) Sho     Right around there. [01:14] (Flashback) Gin     How can I be as strong as you, Shoyo? [01:18] (Flashback) Gin     I'd never lost until I met you,     not even to grown-ups. [01:22] (Flashback) Gin     But you're far less simple than a grown-up. [01:26] (Flashback) Gin     You're a giant. [01:27] (Flashback) Sho     You're wrong, Gintoki. I am... [01:31] (Flashback) Sho     a Hanshin fan. [01:32] (Flashback) Gin     Would you listen to me? [01:34] (Flashback) Gin     I'm saying I've never seen a monster like you. [01:37] (Flashback) Gin     What the hell were you up to before we met? [01:41] (Flashback) Gin     Who the hell are you? [01:45] (Flashback) Sho     You were called the "Corpse-Eating     Devil," so you should understand. [01:49] (Flashback) Sho     There's no difference between a     monster and the child of a monster. [01:53] (Flashback) Sho     They are both inhuman beings that are     only born within a bloody pool of sin. [01:58] (Flashback) Sho     And a monster's sword cannot     cut another monster. [02:01] (Flashback) Sho     So, Gintoki, [02:03] (Flashback) Sho     stop trying to grow stronger by imitating me. [02:07] (Flashback) Sho     I'm not going to teach you how to     wield the sword like me, either. [02:11] (Flashback) Sho     You have to grow stronger     than me using your own sword, [02:14] (Flashback) Sho     the sword of a human. [02:18] (Flashback) Sho     I expect great things from you. [02:21] (Flashback) Sho     Someday, hopefully... [02:24] U     You'll come cut down the monster that I am. [02:32] U     It's too bad. [02:33] U     Like I said, a monster's sword... [02:37] U     Your sword can't reach me. [02:52] Gin     Just a dream, huh? SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo [04:32] Kat     Elizabeth! An enemy attack? [04:33] Gin     That's right. [04:35] Gin     A seriously lethal weapon     was about to pierce my skull. [04:38] Kat     What? [04:40] Kat     The evil arm of the bakufu extends all the     way to this underground town of Akiba? [04:43] Kat     But rest assured, Gintoki. [04:44] Kat     We will protect your life in hiding. [04:48] Kat     Don't let a single rat     get close to the hideout! [04:50] Kat     Don't you dare let anyone     find out Gintoki is here! [04:54] Gin     Even from space, you could     tell this is a hideout! [04:56] Gin     Go look up the word "hiding"     in the dictionary! [04:58] Gin     Like I need all your nasty b*lls     lined up in that tiny-ass room! [05:01] Gin     I never asked you morons to be my bodyguards. [05:04] Kat     Even if you didn't, nobody would     leave their group's ace to die. [05:08] Gin     I don't recall becoming any group's ace. [05:10] Kat     It's too late to play that card now, Gintoki. [05:13] Kat     You charged into Edo Castle, [05:15] Kat     got into a huge fight with the bakufu army,     and threw Lord Sadasada out of power. [05:18] Kat     You insulted and harassed the former     shogun, Shigeshige, many a time, [05:22] Kat     and even punched his successor,     Nobunobu, injuring him gravely. [05:25] Kat     You took part in the Shinsengumi's mutiny [05:27] Kat     and helped them rescue their commander,     Kondo Isao, from the bakufu. [05:31] Kat     Even among the Joi Rebels, nobody else     has pulled off so many acts of terror! [05:35] Kat     You're a terrorist, and a far more radical     one than Takasugi and me, at that! [05:39] Kat     There's no going back for you at this point. [05:42] Kat     You will never have a peaceful life again. [05:45] Kat     You won't even be able to hold your     loved ones with your bloodstained hands! [05:48] Kat     The only thing left in those hands     is a bloody, metallic revolution! [05:52] Gin     Uh, you practically sound like a bad guy. [05:55] Gin     I never committed any acts of terror. [05:57] Gin     I punched a guy who pissed me off, and he     just happened to represent the country. [06:01] Gin     And, since it turned into a big deal, [06:02] Gin     I just tried to cut it     into pieces and bury it. [06:05] Gin     Don't lump me in with you lot. [06:06] G     Forget terrorist, you're     just a homicidal maniac! [06:08] Kat     Do you think you can go back to the     Kabuki District once things calm down? [06:12] Kat     I hate to break it to you,     but that's impossible. [06:14] Gin     Ack! [06:15] Gin     A wanted poster?! SIGN    If this face triggers your memory, call [06:16] Gin     For real? They're circulating these? [06:19] Gin     And that photo just screams violence. [06:21] Gin     Who took this? And when? [06:23] Gin     Isn't this just some     violent impostor in a wig? [06:25] Kat     I'm not an impostor. I'm Katsura. [06:27] Gin     It was you?! [06:29] Kat     The previous photo made     you look way too evil, [06:32] Kat     so I took your guise, showed off your     sweet tooth, and had a fancier one taken. [06:35] Gin     It's supposed to be me eating cake? [06:36] Gin     Just having the cake cut off     made me look so violent? [06:40] Kat     And then I circulated the new one. [06:42] Gin     Recall it! SIGN    If this face triggers your memory, call [06:43] Kat     Don't worry. I altered it. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan Akiba Branch [06:47] Shin     We're Odd Jobs Gin-chan,     and we've expanded into Akiba! [06:51] Kag     Need to collect Love Live! bonus items or     sell off your Love Live! Sunshine!! goods? [06:55] Kag     You name it, we'll do it! [06:57] Kag     If this face triggers your memory, come see us! [07:01] Gin     Can I do this if I get triggered instead? [07:04] Gin     Reusing wanted posters as store flyers?     Could you make this any more violent?! [07:08] Shin     Now is the time for positive     thinking, Gin-san. [07:11] Gin     What you're doing is more     like primitive thinking! [07:13] Kag     Even when we fall, we don't get back up     for free. That's the Odd Jobs motto. [07:16] Gin     I'll give you money, so stay down!     Never get back up again, please! [07:19] Kag     Don't worry. [07:20] Kag     Akiba folk are just walking corpses who     ironically call themselves Love Livers. [07:24] Kag     Nobody cares about you. [07:26] Gin     You'd better knock it off, or you'll     be wanted by Love Livers, too! [07:30] Gin     Don't look down on Love Livers! [07:32] Gin     Those guys are insane! [07:33] Gin     Not even love survivor ninja robots     would be a match for them! [07:35] G     Oh, hello? Uh... [07:37] G     There's a guy here who looks a lot     like someone on a wanted poster. [07:42] G     Uh, hello? [07:46] G     My phone! [07:48] Gin     Are you stupid? [07:48] Nob     Excuse me. I'm here because I saw the flyer. [07:51] Nob     Odd Jobs Gin-chan Akiba Branch... [07:54] Nob     Mind if I make a request? [08:03] Nob     Looks like you'll need to relocate again, [08:06] Nob     Odd Jobs. [08:07] Gin     Right back at you. [08:09] Gin     I would've thought you'd left Edo long ago. [08:12] Gin     What happened to the Mimawarigumi? [08:13] Nob     I don't have the ability or     right to lead them anymore. [08:18] Nob     A lot of them wanted to repay Kondo Isao     for saving them on the battlefield, [08:21] Nob     so they went with the Shinsengumi. [08:24] Nob     They'll be much better     off with a man like him. [08:29] Nob     I've got my own job to do... [08:32] Nob     As Sasaki Isaburo's comrade, [08:36] Nob     and... [08:38] Nob     as one of Shoyo's pupils. [08:43] Nob     I can't let this country and     that man do what they want. [08:48] Gin     I didn't know I had a junior here. [08:51] Gin     But you know a side of Yoshida     Shoyo that we don't know... [08:56] Gin     You know Utsuro, don't you? [08:58] Gin     Tell us, what did Shoyo— [09:01] Gin     My. [09:02] Mat     Freeze! [09:04] Mat     You betrayed us, Imai Nobume? [09:07] Mat     Why is the White Yaksha here? [09:11] Mat     Y-You're... [09:13] Mat     One of Takasugi's Kiheitai, [09:15] Mat     Kijima *ko! [09:16] Mat     Why the hell did you bleep that out?! [09:18] Mat     That's misleading! Just say Matako! [09:20] Gin     No, we can't talk about that     in a late night anime. [09:23] Gin     Let's keep the **** under wraps, okay— [09:27] Nob     Put your gun away, Dko. [09:29] Mat     What did you say?! [09:30] Mat     Did you just use a totally     different four-letter word?! [09:32] Mat     You're the one who should     put her weapon away. [09:35] Mat     The Mimawarigumi was     supposed to be on our side. [09:37] Mat     Why are you with the White Yaksha's gang? [09:39] Kat     Oh, right. [09:40] Kat     Before Nobunobu sold you out, [09:43] Kat     you were working together as the     Hitotsubashi Faction to take over the country. [09:49] Nob     It was Sasaki Isaburo, the individual,     who formed an alliance with you. [09:53] Nob     The Mimawarigumi were only being used. [09:57] Nob     And Isaburo and the Mimawarigumi     are both gone now. [10:02] Hen     So the rumors were true. [10:05] Hen     Good grief. [10:07] Hen     We came here as a last resort, [10:10] Hen     but it seems we don't have     any allies anywhere anymore. [10:14] Nob     You may not have allies here,     but you do have Shoyo's students [10:18] Nob     and the Odd Jobs Akiba Branch,     which will do anything you want. [10:22] Gin     Don't tell me your request is... [10:25] Nob     Tell us. [10:26] Nob     What happened to... [10:29] Nob     the other student of Shoyo's? [10:43] Hen     Nobunobu and the Elders betrayed the     Kiheitai and cut us out of the Harusame, [10:49] Hen     making us nothing but a tiny,     isolated army wandering in space. [10:52] Hen     But even in that crisis, Kamui-dono's     7th Division went on the attack [10:58] Hen     and successfully captured one of the     syndicate's bases, the Southern Paradise. [11:05] Hen     However, it turned out to be     a trap laid by the Harusame. [11:12] Hen     We and Kamui-dono barely managed to escape, [11:17] Hen     but half our fleet was     reduced to space debris. [11:25] (Flashback) Abu     Are they trying to hunt     every single rabbit down? [11:29] (Flashback) Abu     We're an endangered species, you know. [11:32] (Flashback) Abu     They could stand to be a little nicer to us. [11:36] (Flashback) Kam     Nah, they know their stuff. [11:38] (Flashback) Kam     Abuto, rabbits can die of loneliness. [11:42] (Flashback) Kam     But the enemy has prepared     a fun playground for us. [11:45] (Flashback) Kam     We need to show our gratitude. [11:49] (Flashback) G     Wh-What the? [11:54] (Flashback) Kam     Charge in! [11:59] (Flashback) Hen     Abuto-dono! [12:00] (Flashback) Hen     Why would you charge into the flagship by     yourselves? Are you out of your minds?! [12:03] (Flashback) Abu     You're barking up the wrong tree! [12:06] (Flashback) Abu     He said he felt like getting up close     and personal with the enemy general. [12:09] (Flashback) Abu     Grab Takasugi and scram while     we're distracting the enemy. [12:14] (Flashback) Abu     If we live to meet again, give     this moron a piece of your mind. [12:18] (Flashback) Hen     What are you saying, Abuto-dono? [12:20] (Flashback) Abu     I've got a bad feeling about this. [12:22] (Flashback) Abu     The Harusame never fought like this before. [12:26] (Flashback) Abu     Someone who's familiar with the Yato's     killing style has joined them. [12:35] (Flashback) Abu     I knew it. [12:36] (Flashback) Abu     Who the hell have they teamed up with? [12:40] (Flashback) Kam     Just think about who could     pull this crap against Yato. [12:43] (Flashback) Kam     Only two people in this entire universe... [12:51] (Flashback) Kam     Stupid me, and my stupid father. [12:56] Shin     Umibozu-san? [12:58] Shin     Wh-Why? [12:59] Hen     That's what we'd like to know, but... [13:02] Hen     What we do know is that     he and the Harusame [13:04] Hen     banished the Kiheitai and the     7th Division into the darkness of space. [13:10] Hen     Kamui-dono has gone missing, [13:13] Hen     and so has Shinsuke-dono. [13:32] (Flashback) Ban     Takechi has readied an escape vessel. [13:35] (Flashback) Ban     Run, Matako. [13:37] (Flashback) Ban     I promise to bring Shinsuke with me. [13:41] (Flashback) Ban     So... [13:42] (Flashback) Ban     Live on. [13:45] (Flashback) Ban     Don't let the Kiheitai end this way. [13:56] Mat     Shinsuke-sama is still alive. [13:58] Mat     The Kiheitai aren't finished yet. [14:01] Mat     I bet they're waiting for our help right now. [14:05] Mat     So... So... [14:08] Gin     That so? [14:09] Gin     Guess I should go finish him off for good. [14:12] Shin     Gin-san! [14:13] Gin     Sorry, Nobume-san, but that's     the most I can do for them. [14:17] Gin     Or do you want me to avenge those morons? [14:22] Nob     Unless the Harusame are taken out,     this country will never change. [14:25] Nob     The Harusame Space Pirates     have links to the Tendoshu [14:28] Nob     and have amassed great power. [14:31] Nob     If Naraku is one of Utsuro's wings, [14:33] Nob     then the Harusame is the other. [14:37] Nob     Tear it off, and you'll bring the crows that     look down on mankind crashing down. [14:43] Nob     And only you, Shoyo's pupils,     have the power to do that. [15:01] E     It has been a while, Utsuro-dono. [15:04] E     Thank you for traveling all the way     to the end of the universe to see us. [15:08] E     Though we didn't exactly invite you. [15:11] U     Rest assured. [15:12] U     I may be one of the Tendoshu, [15:14] U     but unlike those senior citizens, I don't     like sitting too long in one place. [15:20] E     Ah, you're telling us senile geezers     to shut up and sit our butts down? [15:24] U     Senile geezers wouldn't be able to     sink an entire fleet from their seats. [15:28] U     Thanks to your efforts in keeping a     part of the rebels occupied in space, [15:33] U     we managed to take on the enemies on Earth. [15:38] U     We're truly grateful. [15:40] E     All we did was deal with our enemies. [15:43] E     We don't need your gratitude. [15:45] E     Indeed. We should stick to the     agreement we've had until now [15:49] E     and help each other only     when our interests align. [15:54] U     "So don't get any closer"? [15:58] U     Dear me. Everyone in the     universe hates the Tendoshu. [16:01] U     Even the Elders of the cosmos' biggest     crime syndicate are wary of us? [16:07] U     Do you think a youngster like me     could be plotting something? [16:10] E     I wonder which of us is     really the youngster here. [16:13] E     In your eyes, even we geezers must look     like nothing more than greenhorns, [16:20] E     Utsuro-dono. [16:23] Nob     You people need to know [16:26] Nob     just what the Tendoshu     controlling this country are, [16:29] Nob     and just who Utsuro is. [16:33] Nob     They're all beings born from Altana. [16:37] Nob     Altana being the new energy     resource the Amanto discovered. [16:41] Nob     Some in this country call them ley lines. [16:45] Shin     I've heard about that. [16:47] Shin     I think Ane and Mone mentioned [16:49] Shin     that the terminal the Amanto     built is powered by that. [16:54] Nob     Right. [16:55] Nob     The invention of a method to     convert Altana into usable energy [16:59] Nob     led to rapid development across the universe. [17:03] Nob     Interstellar travel became easy, [17:05] Nob     as did the development of weapons     capable of destroying planets. [17:10] Nob     And those in possession of Altana     gained massive influence. [17:17] Nob     After many a war, [17:19] Nob     states signed a non-aggression pact that     rendered Altana reserves off-limits [17:24] Nob     and formed a centralized organization     to monitor Altana gates, or "holes." [17:29] Nob     That is the Altana Preservation Agency, [17:33] Nob     later known as the Tendoshu. [17:35] Gin     So, basically, the people who were     meant to monitor the resource [17:38] Gin     used its power for their own benefit? [17:40] Kat     The holes in each planet were closed     off, and only they had access to it. [17:45] Kat     That's how they took control of     countless planets and consumed them... [17:49] Kat     Like parasites. [17:51] Nob     Part of the reason they're     obsessed with Earth [17:54] Nob     is its massive Altana reserves,     which were previously untouched. [17:58] Nob     But what they're probably most interested     in is a certain phenomenon... [18:04] Nob     An unexplained effect, which had been     documented as a miracle in the past, [18:08] Nob     that somehow influences     the very principles of life. [18:13] Nob     On this planet, it happened     to take the form of a man. [18:17] Nob     Utsuro, [18:19] Nob     the founder's name passed down through     generations of Tenshoin Naraku. [18:23] Nob     Each head of the Naraku is said     to have inherited that name and [18:26] Nob     worked behind the scenes for     the authority of their time. [18:29] Nob     But that wasn't the truth. [18:31] Nob     It came to light during the Tokugawa's reign,     when Naraku served the Tendoshu. [18:38] Nob     The Utsuro at the time     mysteriously went missing. [18:41] Nob     Since Naraku made traitors pay     for their sins with death, [18:44] Nob     they looked all over for him. [18:53] Nob     Utsuro had changed his name,     concealed his background, [18:57] Nob     and was teaching kids. [19:00] Nob     It's said that the look in his eyes     made him seem like a different person. [19:04] Nob     Later on, his students     caused a major uprising, [19:08] Nob     but they were defeated, [19:11] Nob     and Utsuro was executed. [19:17] Nob     That's when something unexpected happened. [19:42] Nob     That's the truth behind Utsuro. [19:49] Nob     Over its 500-year history, the     Tenshoin Naraku had thirteen heads. [19:55] Nob     But they were all the same man... [20:00] Nob     A man who became incapable of     dying due to the power of Altana. [20:05] Nob     "Yoshida Shoyo" was but a fleeting     smile that Utsuro let slip. [20:12] U     Surely you jest. [20:14] U     The Tendoshu, a bunch of immortals? [20:17] U     Where did you hear a     baseless rumor like that? [20:19] E     Where, indeed? [20:21] E     But I hear you used to be an     agency that researched Altana. [20:26] E     It would make sense if that research led you [20:30] E     to the entire universe's     greatest wish, immortality. [20:33] E     That's how looking at your     unfathomable smile makes us feel. [20:39] U     The entire universe's     greatest wish? Is it really? [20:44] U     Can an endless life really be called "life"? [20:47] U     If living can be defined as not being dead, [20:50] U     can life really exist in the absence     of the very concept of death? [20:55] U     I would call that a void. [20:57] U     A hollow, "Utsuro," if you will,     devoid of life and death. [21:01] U     When people suffer for long,     they seek an end to it all. [21:06] U     But even in times of happiness,     when they find out that it's everlasting, [21:11] U     they seek an end to it all. [21:13] U     And I have met my end and taken     birth over and over again. [21:17] U     But no matter how many times I started     over, I was still "Utsuro," a void. [21:21] U     That's why the me of now was born... [21:24] U     To kill all of myself and     put an end to all of Utsuro. [21:31] E     The 12th Division of the Harusame?! [21:34] E     I see. [21:35] E     You've already... [21:37] U     Respected Elders, [21:39] U     I'm here today to sign a     new agreement with you. [21:43] U     Under its terms, you will first transfer     all control over the Harusame to me. [21:46] U     And second... [21:48] U     You snot-nosed brats will shut up     and keep your butts seated. [21:55] Nob     There's no telling how long     Utsuro has been living for, [22:00] Nob     or whether Shoyo is still     a part of him or not. [22:05] Nob     But one thing is for sure: [22:08] Nob     he's currently the most dangerous     being in the universe. SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part One SIGN    The Monster and the Monster's Child SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part Two [23:49] Gin     We're coming back here, no matter what... SIGN    Next Episode     Leave Letter [23:51] Gin     The three of us, and one critter. SIGN    A leave letter even though we just started?! SIGN    There's a reason deeper than the universe for this... SIGN    Somehow or the other, the Battle on Rakuyo Arc has begun! SIGN    What's "Rakuyo"?? Find out next time! E318 - Leave Letter Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Nob     There's no telling how long     Utsuro has been living for, [00:09] Nob     or whether Shoyo is still     a part of him or not. [00:15] Nob     But one thing is for sure: [00:17] Nob     he's currently the most dangerous     being in the universe. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:59] Kat     If Takasugi were alive, what would he say? [02:04] Kat     We became Joi Rebels after the bakufu     took our teacher and friends from us, [02:09] Kat     hoping to change this cruel     world for the better. [02:13] Kat     If he were to find out that our teacher     was the one who created this world... [02:19] Kat     I'd be lying if I said the whole     thing didn't come as a shock. [02:24] Kat     But it's also true that a part     of me thinks it makes sense. [02:27] Kat     Yoshida Shoyo was a bright     light that shone upon us. [02:32] Kat     But, looking back, [02:34] Kat     the vacant look he would     sometimes have in his eyes [02:37] Kat     might have been him staring at     the giant shadow of his past. [02:43] Kat     I may never know why he     spent years in the Naraku, [02:46] Kat     then left it and started the Shoka Sonjuku. [02:52] Kat     But I do know... [02:54] Kat     that the man smiling there back then     was, without a doubt, our teacher. [03:02] Kat     And I do know what I ought to do     now as Yoshida Shoyo's student. [03:09] Gin     Zura, that's not Shoyo. [03:13] (Flashback) Sho     A monster's sword cannot     cut another monster. [03:17] (Flashback) Sho     You have to grow stronger than me     using the sword of a human. [03:22] Sho     It's something else, something     not even Shoyo could defeat. [03:28] Sho     Shoyo died back then... [03:31] Sho     That's what Takasugi would say. [03:34] Kat     I see. [03:35] Kat     Even so, Gintoki, [03:37] Kat     it's my turn now. [03:41] Kat     I can't make you kill our teacher again. [03:50] U     The Elders passed away in     an unfortunate incident. [03:54] U     There's nothing shackling     the 12 Divisions anymore. [03:58] U     You're free to do as you wish now. [04:00] Shirei?     Utsuro-sama, [04:01] Shirei?     we do not seek freedom after all this time. [04:04] Shirei?     What the Harusame desires is governance... [04:07] Shirei?     A leader to show us the way. [04:09] Shirei?     Please let us join the Tendoshu's     forces, Your Excellency— [04:13] UB     Good grief. [04:14] UB     Pirates, of all people,     seeking governance? A leader? [04:19] UB     You make me want to give you a drink     made from Luffy's straw hat. [04:23] UB     You really call yourselves pirates? [04:27] G     U-Umibozu! SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [04:38] (Flashback) Gin     Get on with it! [04:40] (Flashback) Gin     Jeez, why do women take so long to get ready? [04:44] (Flashback) Shin     There, there. [04:45] (Flashback) Shin     Girls need to take care of a lot of     things boys will never understand. [04:48] (Flashback) Kag     Sorry to keep you waiting. [04:50] (Flashback) Kag     I just couldn't settle on the right outfit. [04:52] (Flashback) Gin     Like hell you couldn't! [04:53] (Flashback) Gin     What you settled on was an early lunch! [04:55] (Flashback) Gin     Hey, what part of this thing is a girl?! [05:05] Oto     What's the matter, Sadaharu? [05:06] Tama     Did Gintoki-sama and the rest come back? [05:09] Cat     He probably just needs to pee. [05:11] Cat     Even if those wanted felons did     come back, it'd only be a bother. [05:15] Cat     Here, get going. [05:35] UB     No vindication for the Elders, it seems. [05:38] UB     Do you think you can drink some sweet     stuff if you follow the Tendoshu? [05:43] U     You were asked by an old friend in the     Elders to dispose of the 7th Division, yes? [05:49] U     I shall pay you in their stead. [05:52] UB     I didn't put in enough work to get paid. [05:55] UB     Those guys were already on their last legs. [05:58] UB     You ordered that, didn't you? [06:01] U     You may be the number one     hunter in the universe, [06:03] U     but I figured it wouldn't be easy     for you to hunt down your own son. [06:10] UB     Until now, I'd never gotten involved in     the internal disputes of crime syndicates. [06:15] UB     It may have been out of obligation, [06:16] UB     but do you know the real reason     why I helped pirates out? [06:20] UB     It was to kill that rotten son     of mine before you lot did. [06:24] UB     It was my own balls that     gave life to that monster. [06:27] UB     Then it's my duty, balls and all,     to put an end to him. [06:33] UB     So let me make this crystal clear. [06:39] Kag     Take me with you. [06:41] UB     I won't let anyone else... [06:43] Kag     ...kill him. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [06:48] Gin     That idiot. SIGN    Leave Letter [06:50] Gin     She didn't have to write this crap.     Odd Jobs is already long since... [06:54] Shin     "Odd Jobs isn't done yet." [06:57] Shin     "I'll definitely come back." [06:59] Shin     That's probably what she means. [07:03] Shin     Gin-san... [07:04] Gin     Don't say anything. [07:05] Gin     I don't understand anymore, either. [07:09] Gin     Not what I ought to do as his student, [07:12] Gin     or what I ought to do as a fellow student. [07:16] Gin     There's only one thing I do understand: SIGN    Leave Letter SIGN    Leave Letter SIGN    Leave Letter [07:20] Gin     what we ought to do as Odd Jobs. [07:24] Gin     This is a special vacation. [07:25] Gin     You guys can go on a space     trip or wherever you want. [07:29] Gin     But we're coming back here, no matter what... [07:33] Gin     The three of us, and one critter. SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part Two SIGN    Leave Letter [07:42] U     Are you saying your son is still alive? [07:45] UB     Playing the fool, eh? [07:47] UB     Surely you know already. [07:56] UB     He's not the type to die from just that. [07:59] UB     My hunt is still in the phase     where the prey has taken the bait. [08:04] UB     But if you're going to stick your     nose where it doesn't belong again, [08:08] UB     then you'd best be prepared to     be hunted down by Umibozu, too. [08:14] UB     Of course, [08:15] UB     the guy over there seems to     be prepared for it already. [08:19] U     Stand down, Oboro. [08:22] U     He may not be our ally,     but he's not an enemy, either. [08:26] U     He's nothing but a hunter who pulls     back on his bow with no hesitation, [08:29] U     even with his son in front of him. [08:33] Mat     What are you playing at, Takechi-senpai?! [08:35] Mat     We decided not to work with     them, even as a last resort! [08:40] Kag     Seconds. [08:41] Hen     Now, now, don't be in such a rush.     Nobody's going to take your food away. [08:45] Hen     Chew properly, and eat     the boiled veggies, too. [08:48] Mat     Are you kidding me?! [08:49] Mat     What are you domesticating     her for, you moai mom?! [08:51] Mat     Why would you let her,     of all people, on board?! [08:53] Mat     Give your lolicon tendencies a rest! [08:55] Hen     I'm not a lolicon. I'm a feminist. [08:58] Hen     I'm not putting my hands     on an innocent little girl. [09:02] Hen     I'm extending a helping hand to her. [09:04] Mat     Uh, no matter how you put it,     it just makes you sound like a lolicon! [09:06] Mat     You're a creep, Senpai! [09:07] Mat     What part of her is "innocent"? [09:09] Mat     Knock it off already! [09:10] Mat     How can you eat that much     off the enemy's table? [09:12] Mat     Sure you didn't sneak in to     burn through our provisions? [09:15] Kag     You guys would crash and burn even if     I did nothing. You're meaningless to me. [09:19] Kag     If you wanna make a comeback, [09:21] Kag     bet everything you have on my tummy. [09:23] Kag     I'll destroy it all... [09:25] Kag     The Harusame, my stupid dad,     and my stupid brother. [09:31] Hen     You shouldn't say things you don't mean. [09:34] Hen     You want to stop those two, don't you? [09:37] Hen     That's why you came here all by yourself... [09:40] Hen     To protect them as a daughter,     as a sister, and as family. [09:51] U     It seems you're approaching your limit. [09:54] U     Even if it does gain the     blood of an immortal, [09:57] U     a human body cannot handle     that burden forever. [10:01] U     All the times you've died so far have     clearly taken a toll on your body. [10:06] O     Even so, what has kept me alive     when I should've died long ago [10:10] O     is your blood flowing through my body. [10:13] O     And the vow I made to you, one I     will keep until my body rots away. [10:19] U     Even if you made that promise     to a different avatar of mine? [10:24] O     Utsuro-sama, the enemy is not dead yet. [10:28] O     During the operation to     mop up the 7th Division, [10:30] O     we detected an unknown unit     moving around in the chaos. [10:35] O     One of them was an experienced Yato fighter. [10:37] O     We've received reports that the unit they     led was likely comprised of Earthlings. [10:42] U     You're saying a third party got involved     and secretly rescued Takasugi and gang? [10:47] O     They had a guide. [10:50] O     Probably exactly who you think it is. [11:06] Ban     Is this... [11:13] Ban     Where's Shinsuke? [11:14] Ban     Where are the Kiheitai? [11:16] Ban     Just what is this place? [11:20] Sak     Hey, you awake? [11:22] Ban     Y-You people... [11:24] Sak     Sorry. [11:25] Sak     We couldn't save any more of you. [11:28] Sak     But don't you worry. [11:30] Sak     Your general, and our friend... [11:33] Sak     We'll definitely save him! [11:37] Kat     "Friend," huh? [11:39] Kat     At this point, you're the     only one who calls him that. [11:43] Kat     He should be thankful that [11:45] Kat     there's a man who is willing to go to     the ends of the universe to save him. [11:50] Kat     And he should lament that [11:52] Kat     there's a man who is willing to go to     the ends of the universe to kill him. [11:55] Sak     What, Zura? [11:57] Sak     You're still havin' a fight with     Takasugi over somethin' stupid? [12:00] Kat     I'm not Zura. I'm Katsura. [12:02] Kat     A money-minded businessman     wouldn't understand. [12:03] Kat     Samurai risk their lives to     fight for their stupid bushido. [12:07] Sak     That so? [12:09] Sak     In that case, I wonder what stupid thing     that happy-go-lucky fool's fightin' for. [12:17] Hen     Do you realize why I let you board this ship? [12:21] Hen     It's because I can bend your friends     to my will if I take you hostage. [12:26] Mat     Takechi-senpai? [12:28] Hen     I'm the Kiheitai's strategic advisor. [12:30] Hen     My job is to get us out of this predicament     using any and all methods available. [12:35] Kag     Don't worry. [12:37] Kag     Whether I do something stupid or not, [12:41] Kag     those guys will come [12:43] Kag     to protect my family. [12:46] Kag     That's why I must go... [12:50] Kag     To protect my other family. [12:55] Ban     The Dragon of Katsurahama, Sakamoto Tatsuma. [12:58] Ban     The Rampaging Noble, Katsura Kotaro. [13:01] Ban     The White Yaksha, Sakata Gintoki. [13:04] Ban     The men of legend who fought     with Shinsuke in the Joi War... [13:08] Ban     Why are they here? [13:11] Gin     Thanks for bringing us here. [13:13] Nob     You should hurry up and get going. [13:15] Nob     Nobunobu has caught wind of our movements. [13:18] Nob     I'll take care of things here. [13:21] Nob     Figure the rest out on your own. [13:23] Shin     Nobume-san... [13:25] Nob     Can I ask you one thing? [13:27] Nob     Are you here as a student of Shoyo's, [13:31] Nob     or as a friend of Takasugi's? [13:34] Gin     Odd Jobs does whatever's asked of us. [13:38] Gin     Can I ask you something? [13:39] Gin     Did you help us out as a student of Shoyo's, [13:44] Gin     or as a friend of Takasugi's? [13:47] Nob     Because your foolish face [13:51] Nob     looked just like his. [13:56] Nob     So stupid. [13:57] Gin     Yeah, both you and me. [14:02] Kat     Gintoki... [14:04] Sak     Everyone's here now. [14:06] Sak     Set sail! [14:16] U     The Kaientai? [14:18] O     Sakamoto Tatsuma. [14:20] O     He fought in the Joi War with     Takasugi and the others. [14:23] O     We've received word that a combined fleet     with his and Katsura's people has left Earth. [14:30] O     They were probably the ones who     rescued the remnants of the Kiheitai. [14:34] U     I see. [14:35] U     Former comrades have come together     again to save their friend, huh? [14:40] U     Will you indeed be the ones to     fight me until the very end? [14:45] Ban     What are you all playing at? [14:48] Ban     You cut ties with Shinsuke a long time ago. [14:52] Ban     So why are you doing this now? [14:55] Ban     Only Gintoki and Zura got     into a fight with Takasugi. [14:58] Ban     That's how they've always been. [15:00] Ban     They keep quarrelin' over methods,     even though their goal is the same. [15:04] Kat     You were wandering across the universe,     so you don't know what he did. [15:09] Kat     Tell him about all his evil acts, Gintoki. [15:12] Gin     One bad thing about Takasugi... [15:15] Gin     Two bad things about Takasugi... [15:17] Gin     Three— [15:18] Kat     Look, there were so many that he fell asleep! [15:21] Kat     You helped out a man who's basically     an incarnation of all things evil. [15:24] Kat     Why don't I count and see if he has     enough good points to be worth saving? [15:28] Kat     One good thing about Takasugi... [15:29] Shin     There are tons of good     things about him, too?! [15:32] Shin     You two just want to sleep, don't you?! [15:33] Sak     Once the battle begins,     there will be no time to sleep. [15:36] Sak     Preserving one's energy     is also part of bushido. [15:39] Shin     I don't wanna hear that from you!     You're losing energy just by being on a ship! [15:43] Mut     There was a leak from the Harusame side [15:46] Mut     that said they were planning an operation     to mop up the 7th Division and Kiheitai. [15:51] Mut     All we did was act on that information     as per Sakamoto's orders. [15:56] Ban     Who leaked that information? [15:58] Mut     There's no need for you to know. [16:00] Mut     But Takasugi's not dead yet. [16:02] Mut     That much is for sure. [16:03] Sak     You guys have turned an     absolute monster against you. [16:08] Sak     If we all don't work together, we'll all die. [16:10] Sak     We're willin' to help you out. [16:13] Sak     So you help us out, too. [16:15] Ban     As if we could do that— [16:17] Sak     You can. [16:18] Sak     I don't know why Takasugi     and these guys had a fight. [16:22] Sak     There must've been some extraordinary     circumstances involved. [16:25] Sak     But things are the same as     back then, if you ask me. [16:29] Sak     They're just partners in crime who fight     the moment they run into each other. [16:35] Sak     It's always been my job to     put an end to their fights. [16:40] Sak     And I don't mind if it's only for a moment... [16:42] Sak     I'm gonna turn him back     to nothin' but a punk! [16:47] Shin     Sakamoto-san... [16:48] G     Captain! [16:51] Shin     Th-That's... [16:53] Nb     I'm sorry, gentlemen, but     your fun space trip ends now. [16:58] Nb     You will be reduced to space debris here. [17:02] Ban     Tokugawa Nobunobu! [17:04] Ban     The shogun himself? Impossible! [17:07] Gin     Jeez... [17:09] Gin     He's here, huh? [17:11] Nb     Sakata Gintoki, you cast a     stone at my new government. [17:16] Nb     Did you think I, [17:18] Nb     or heaven, would forgive you? [17:20] Nb     You'll never escape, no matter     where in this universe you run— [17:25] Nb     What's going on? [17:26] G     A-Artillery fire! [17:27] Nb     Artillery? They haven't lifted a finger. [17:30] G     Not from the front! [17:31] G     From the rear! [17:33] G     That's not artillery! [17:35] G     It's a raid ship fitted     with optical camouflage! [17:38] G     The fleet in front is a decoy! [17:40] Nb     What? [17:41] G     Run away, shogun! [17:43] G     The enemy is already— [17:46] Sak     Oh? Is this what your new     government is made of? [17:49] Sak     The old one we went to war     against had a bit more backbone. [17:54] Sak     But we can take your country     down in thirteen seconds. [17:59] G     You fiends! [18:00] Nb     Don't move! [18:01] Nb     If you do, my entire armada     will fire at your fleet! [18:05] Gin     Just try it. [18:07] Gin     Will you destroy our fleet first, [18:10] Gin     or will we take the shogun's head first? [18:14] G     P-Protect the shogun! [18:32] Ban     They turned that hopeless     situation around in a flash? [18:36] Ban     These are the men that fought with Shinsuke. [18:40] Sak     All ships, cease fire! [18:44] Sak     This fight is over, guys. [18:47] Sak     We've kissed and made up. [18:49] Gin     We found out there were a     bunch of misunderstandings. [18:52] Gin     Like how we laughed at his     sperm-like eyebrows or something. [18:56] Kat     But we cleared that up. [18:58] Kat     We didn't laugh at his eyebrows,     but his cropped hair. [19:01] Kat     Isn't it funny that a man as     old as him has that hairstyle? [19:05] Kat     In that case, your long     hair is funny, too, Zura. [19:08] Kat     It's not long hair. It's Katsura. [19:09] Gin     Anyway, we resolved the whole thing by     saying Zura would crop his hair, too. [19:14] Kat     Why must I get such a messed-up hairstyle?! [19:16] Gin     Also, as a sign of reconciliation, the     shogun invited us to a "Hawk-Crop Party." [19:22] Gin     It's a meetup where we go around cropping     the heads of every hawk in the universe. [19:25] Gin     As such, the operation is canceled. [19:26] Gin     He wants you retainers to     return to Earth before him. [19:31] Nb     No need for that. [19:33] Nb     You won't be able to escape. [19:35] Nb     Not you or the retainers. [19:37] Nb     If you can't slaughter the traitors, then you     retainers should disembowel yourselves. [19:42] Nb     Kill the enemy or kill yourself.     Make your choice. [19:45] Nb     What's wrong? Stand up already. [19:47] Nb     Are you aware of who I am?! [19:50] Nb     I'm Shogun Tokugawa Nobunob— [19:57] Ban     There's no need for retainers to protect     the shogun or give their lives for him. [20:02] Ban     Leave. [20:03] Ban     This country no longer     has a deserving leader. [20:08] Gin     Oh, man. [20:10] Gin     The shogun's lost his teeth again. [20:12] Gin     How does it feel, [20:13] Gin     now that your long-standing wish of taking     down the bakufu has come true here? [20:18] Ban     Nothing's come true. [20:20] Ban     The Shinsengumi, Mimawarigumi, and the     retainers have all abandoned this castle. [20:25] Ban     Felling it just makes me feel empty inside. [20:29] Ban     How ironic. [20:30] Ban     This man was left all alone because     he stood at the summit of the country. [20:35] Ban     And that man had his wings ripped     off and fell to the ground, [20:38] Ban     but there were those that joined him there. [20:41] Ban     Shinsuke had you guys. [20:45] Ban     There is something I must tell you. [20:48] Ban     We have a secret base where we promised to     meet in case of unforeseen circumstances. [20:55] Ban     Forgive me, Shinsuke. [20:56] Ban     You might yell at me for this, [20:59] Ban     but we need these men to fight the Harusame. [21:04] Ban     No... [21:05] Ban     Before all that, I've ended up     wanting to see with my own eyes [21:09] Ban     how you looked back when     you lived with these guys. [21:14] Ban     Shinsuke... [21:17] Ab     What a graceful sleeping face. [21:19] Ab     No matter how many people get burned by     the flames of war outside his eyelids, [21:23] Ab     he coolly spends his time in his dreamland. [21:25] Ab     I see generals everywhere are messed up. [21:30] Ab     I swear... [21:31] Ab     At a time when the 7th Division is     on the verge of destruction, [21:34] Ab     just where is our general dreaming? [21:37] Ab     I didn't expect him to pick this     as the gathering spot, though. [21:42] Ab     The abandoned planet, Rakuyo. [21:44] Ab     The ruins of a world ravaged by a great war. [21:48] Ab     Rogues driven away from various     planets gather here, [21:52] Ab     so it's the perfect place to hide. [21:55] Ab     But I thought he'd never want     to come back here again. [22:02] Ab     So even people like you [22:04] Ab     can get homesick, huh, [22:07] Ab     you family of monsters? SIGN    To Be     Continued SIGN    Preview [23:44] Ban     Shinsuke, are these the samurai     we were trying to wipe out? SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part Three [23:49] Sak     The next time we meet, SIGN    The Song of Samurai [23:52] Sak     it'll be as the four of us. [23:53] SignR     At last, the Odd Jobs take to space! [23:53] SignL     "Rakuyo" was Kagura's birthplace. [23:59] SignR     Will the split-up family and former friends [23:59] SignL     reunite on the abandoned planet? E319 - The Song of Samurai Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Sak     The space food that our old     lady chef prepares is famous [00:10] Sak     for lettin' one experience home-cooked     flavor anywhere in the universe. [00:13] Sak     Did you not like it, Shogun? [00:18] Sak     This is a problem. [00:19] Sak     If you don't eat, we'll be the criminals     who starved the shogun to death. [00:25] Nb     You guys are already criminals     who will go down in history. [00:30] Nb     I don't know or care how you plan to use me, [00:33] Nb     but, struggle as you might,     you're fated to die anyway. [00:36] Nb     You will never escape the Tendoshu! [00:40] Sak     If I may be so presumptuous, Shogun... [00:43] Sak     In our eyes, and probably     the Tendoshu's as well, [00:46] Sak     you are no longer worth using. [00:51] Sak     Your retainers walked out on you,     your government has rapidly lost power, [00:55] Sak     and now you've committed a huge     blunder over a personal grudge. [00:59] Sak     You've been too sullied for     them to use as a puppet. [01:03] Sak     At this rate, it's clear that they'll     get rid of you along with us criminals. [01:10] Sak     We are in the same boat here, standin' at     the edge of the same precipitous cliff. [01:14] Sak     And I'm sayin' that's exactly     why you need to eat properly. [01:18] Sak     You can't fight on an empty stomach, [01:20] Sak     and for us as well as you,     the real battle is comin' up. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part Three SIGN    The Song of Samurai SIGN    Please watch this program in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!!!!!! [03:03] Ban     We can see it now. [03:05] Ban     If Shinsuke and the rest are     alive, that's where they'll be. [03:09] Ban     And that's probably where [03:10] Ban     your friend who went with Takechi     and Matako will be, too. [03:16] Gin     Rakuyo... [03:18] Gin     So that's Kagura's home planet. [03:26] (Flashback) Kag     Sorry, Mommy. [03:29] (Flashback) Kag     I've decided to leave this planet. [03:32] (Flashback) Kag     But I promise to come back. [03:37] (Flashback) Kag     This time with my stupid     brother and stupid father. [03:41] (Flashback) Kag     I'll come back strong enough     to regain everything. [03:48] Mat     A grave? [03:49] Mat     Someone you know? [03:51] Kag     I just wanted to check something. [03:55] Kag     It's just as I thought. [03:57] Kag     That baldy is here, too. [04:01] UB     How my homeland has changed     while I was away. [04:06] UB     This has always been a hole for people     who're too stupid to live on other planets, [04:13] UB     but I'd never run into people stupid enough     to pick a fight with me until now. [04:16] Abu     Unfortunately, this is a squad formed by     a colossal moron who grew up right here. [04:22] Abu     You guys had better give it a rest. [04:24] Abu     I'm not getting involved, okay? [04:27] Abu     This man's son took my left arm, [04:31] Abu     and his daughter took one of my ears. [04:34] Abu     There's no telling what he'll take. [04:38] Abu     Or, what, do you want to avenge that idiot? [04:42] Abu     You really shouldn't, then. [04:44] Abu     He'll kill you for trying to steal his prey. [04:48] UB     Are you saying he's still alive? [04:50] Abu     Isn't that why you're here? [04:53] Abu     To continue your father-son spat? [04:56] Abu     You two are really similar. [04:59] Abu     Once you zero in on a target, you ignore     everyone else until you defeat them. [05:05] Abu     Even if that target is     your own father or son. [05:09] Abu     Come. I don't have any tea to offer you, [05:12] Abu     but I do have plenty of     complaints about your son. [05:15] G     Vice Commander! [05:16] Abu     Didn't you hear me? [05:18] Abu     This man isn't the least bit     interested in taking our lives. [05:22] Abu     If he were, we wouldn't be here right now. [05:25] Abu     And we have no way to stop     this fool, or his fool son. [05:30] Abu     In that case, all we can do is wait with him... [05:33] Abu     For the other fool to come back. [05:38] Ban     It seems the Harusame haven't     caught wind of this location yet. [05:43] Ban     We didn't have to be so careful     and bring only our best men. [05:47] Shin     Uh, everyone on the streets looks     like a space pirate to me. [05:52] Shin     Did Kagura-chan really live     on such a scary planet? [05:55] Gin     As a hangout for rogues from     all over the universe, [05:58] Gin     it's not all that different     from the Kabuki District. [06:01] Gin     Look, even the cabaret girls     here look like your sister. [06:04] Shin     That's just a gorilla! [06:05] Gin     And her customer's basically Kondo, too. [06:08] Shin     That's just a gorilla! [06:09] Gin     And the manga artist drawing all that, too. [06:11] Shin     That's just a gorilla! [06:13] Sak     Shinpachi-kun, Gintoki's sayin'     there's no need to be afraid. [06:17] Sak     So what if they're gorillas? [06:18] Sak     If they can work in such a     business despite being gorillas, [06:21] Sak     then maybe their technique     is out of this world! [06:24] Shin     Technique? [06:25] Sak     Okay, let's split up from here. [06:27] Sak     I'll try the G Course. SIGN    G Course SIGN    Gorilla [06:29] Shin     He went down the Gorilla Course! [06:31] Mut     I see. So you want the Gehenna Course. SIGN    Gehenna SIGN    G Course [06:35] Ban     So these are the men who     fought with Shinsuke. [06:38] Shin     This is not the time or     place for that reaction! [06:39] Kat     Yes, it might actually be similar. [06:42] Kat     Maybe Leader came to the Kabuki District     because it gave off the scent of home, [06:47] Kat     right, Otae-san? [06:48] Shin     I told you, that's not Sis! [06:50] Gin     The scent of home, eh? [06:53] Gin     All I smell here is mold and grime. [06:55] Mut     We can't mix in the scent     of blood there, too. [06:59] Mut     Anyhow, we should hurry to where     Takasugi and the rest are hidin'. [07:03] Mut     Your friend is probably there, too. [07:05] Mut     Unless we meet up with 'em and     protect 'em from the Harusame soon, [07:09] Mut     we'll lose our means of     fightin' the Harusame, too. [07:13] Shin     Bansai-san. [07:14] Ban     Yes. [07:16] Ban     To think I'd be leading you to     the emergency meeting place [07:20] Ban     that only those in our upper     echelon know about... [07:26] Ban     You can see it from here. [07:28] Ban     It's that abandoned temple. [07:35] Shin     Uh, Bansai-san, it just exploded. [07:39] Shin     P-Please tell me that wasn't the place. [07:42] Ban     Yes, maybe it was not. [07:44] Ban     Right, it was the deserted house next door. [07:48] Ban     Or not. The place next door to that. [07:51] Ban     No, two doors down. [07:53] Ban     No, three— [07:54] Shin     They all exploded! [07:56] Shin     Was he there? Was Takasugi-san     in one of those?! [07:59] Ban     Yes. [08:00] Shin     Oh, no! [08:00] Shin     You mean the Harusame knew? [08:02] Gin     Wasn't he the one who did all     that, and not the Harusame? [08:05] Gin     Laser beams were coming out of his finger. [08:08] Shin     No, nothing came out! [08:09] Shin     Can you not? This guy doesn't get jokes! [08:12] Gin     My bad. It wasn't his finger.     Something came from his brain. [08:14] Shin     I told you, nothing came out! [08:16] G     Bansai-sama, you're alive? [08:18] Ban     You're part of the Kiheitai! [08:21] Ban     What just happened?     What were those explosions? [08:24] G     We're done for. [08:26] G     It was Umibozu. [08:28] G     He sniffed out this place. [08:31] Kag     Don't tell me... [08:33] Kag     Don't tell me! [08:34] G     P-Please hurry! [08:35] Ban     How's Shinsuke? Is he all right? [08:40] Ban     Hey, answer me! [08:44] G     We're sorry, Bansai— [08:54] Shin     Gin-san! Bansai-san! [08:56] Gin     A trap. [08:58] Gin     Those guys were in bed with the enemy. [09:01] Gin     I bet they were told to bring us here     if they wanted their lives spared. [09:05] Gin     But they were just sacrificial     pawns, apparently. [09:09] Gin     It looks like... [09:12] Gin     this planet has long since     fallen into Harusame hands. [09:16] Abu     How awful. [09:18] Abu     That would turn even us Yato into cinders. [09:22] Abu     If we were there, that is. [09:25] Abu     If not for your advice,     we'd have been done for. [09:28] Abu     Some gods abandon you,     and some save you, huh? [09:31] Abu     Though, to begin with, the one who both     destroyed and saved our 7th Division [09:35] Abu     wasn't godly, but a baldy instead. [09:38] UB     I am the great Umibozu, the best     alien hunter in the universe. [09:43] UB     I always get my prey, [09:45] UB     but I never try to poach someone else's. [09:48] UB     My prey is the rotten brat alone. [09:51] UB     That man is not my prey nor the Harusame's, [09:56] UB     but the prey of a moron who'll come     to settle the score someday. [10:00] Abu     A moron, eh? [10:01] UB     Long story short, I hate people who     meddle in other people's fights. [10:07] UB     I gave them a warning, but it seems     they're serious about taking me on. [10:12] UB     They came prepared to     destroy an entire planet. [10:16] UB     If that's what they want, [10:18] UB     then I have to be ready, too... [10:22] UB     Ready for the most dangerous     creature I've seen [10:25] UB     in my 25 years as an alien hunter, [10:28] UB     and ready to hunt him down. [10:42] B     I should've realized sooner. [10:45] B     To think the enemy managed to turn     some of our surviving comrades... [10:50] B     The Kiheitai started to crumble     the moment Shinsuke went down. [10:55] Gin     This would've happened sooner or later. [10:58] Gin     Besides, there'd be no point     in us being here if it didn't. [11:02] Gin     Right, Zura? [11:04] Gin     Tatsuma? [11:06] Gin     Quit spacing out. [11:08] Gin     In battle, the ones who burden     themselves with regret [11:13] Gin     are always the first to die. [11:15] Gin     The only burden samurai should carry [11:18] Gin     is their sword. [11:21] Ban     White Yaksha! [11:24] Kat     Want me to tell you how to     avoid the enemy's bullets? [11:28] Kat     It's simple! [11:30] Kat     Run! [11:33] Kat     Run faster than the enemy's bullets! [11:45] Kat     Run... [11:46] Kat     Run faster than the [11:50] Kat     shadow of death looming over you! [11:55] G     They're downstairs! [11:55] G     Hurry! [12:00] Mut     Fire! SIGN    Charge!! [12:07] Ban     They used a mad rush as a feint? [12:09] Ban     While they distracted the enemy, [12:12] Ban     they sent their friends     to surround the enemy? SIGN    Die [12:15] Ban     Shinsuke... [12:16] Ban     Are these the samurai we     were trying to wipe out? [12:20] Ban     No wonder they gave us such a hard time. [12:23] Ban     Sure, the era did break them, [12:26] Ban     and they did degrade into something     resembling a blunt blade. [12:30] Ban     However... [12:31] Ban     The steel that remains here even after     breaking, crumbling, and taking hit after hit [12:35] Ban     may be tempered to cut through     every metal in the universe [12:42] Ban     as the last sword of the samurai. [12:46] G     Now here's a surprise. [12:48] G     I can't believe they fended off     my 4th Division so easily. [12:51] G     Just like that Takasugi, [12:54] G     it seems Earthlings aren't     just a bunch of monkeys. [12:58] G     You're the monkey. [13:00] G     I didn't give you permission     to deploy your troops. [13:03] G     This wouldn't have happened     if you'd followed my orders. [13:07] G     Save your whining for your     wife, you mecha geezer. [13:11] G     Wars aren't fought with your mind. [13:14] G     They're meant to be fought with headbutts. [13:15] G     My cranium is at least 50     times as hard as yours. [13:19] G     Want to try it? [13:21] G     You know too little about the enemy. [13:23] G     They are... [13:24] G     Samurai. [13:26] G     Or should I say, the remnants of samurai? [13:30] G     That reminds me, didn't you fight in some     Earth war back when you were a mercenary? [13:36] G     You're the Harusame's 2nd Division commander     and said to be its finest swordsman. [13:40] G     I bet you cut down a ton of     that island nation's warriors. [13:44] G     No, there was one man I couldn't cut. [13:49] G     But that's all in the past. [13:53] G     Samurai use group tactics that     they call the art of war. [13:57] G     We'll split them up and     destroy each group in turn. [14:01] G     Samurai history will end here     today, by the Harusame's hands. [14:07] G     What's with these guys? [14:08] G     Weren't our enemies supposed     to be just Earthlings? [14:11] G     Why are these monsters with them? [14:14] Mut     Monsters? Rude. [14:16] Mut     Sure, we have different blood flowin'     through our veins than Earthlings. SIGN    But so what? [14:21] Mut     We may not carry the same blood, [14:24] Mut     but we vowed to shed it on the same     battlefield, for the same cause. [14:29] Mut     We're samurai! [14:33] G     Don't fight them head-on! [14:34] G     Samurai are highly experienced     in close-quarters combat! [14:37] G     Burn those monkeys down! [14:48] Ban     What a boorish bunch. [14:50] Ban     During a musical performance, you're     supposed to shut up and listen to the song. [14:54] Ban     Do your wax-filled ears not hear it? [14:57] Ban     This unrefined yet graceful, [15:00] Ban     haphazard yet harmonious [15:07] Ban     song of samurai? [15:09] Shin     Gin-san! Bansai-san! [15:11] Gin     Hey. Looks like you managed to     run away from the grim reaper. [15:15] Ban     I didn't run from anything. [15:17] Ban     If anything, I chased after [15:21] Ban     the backs of you grim reapers. [15:22] Kat     I'm not a grim reaper! I'm Katsura! [15:24] Sak     Cease your name callin'! [15:26] Sak     How are we— [15:31] Ban     It is as you see. [15:32] Ban     Anyone who's with you can     never have enough lives. [15:36] Gin     Not exactly. [15:38] Gin     As you see, we also have some helping hands. [15:41] Gin     I think I understand how Takasugi     stayed alive all this time. [15:48] Gin     Were you the one defending     that grim reaper's back? [15:51] Ban     Who knows? [15:54] Ban     All I know is that watching     the backs of idiots like you [15:58] Ban     is never boring. [16:01] Sak     Gintoki! Zura! [16:03] Sak     We Kaientai will deal with the flies above! [16:06] Sak     You guys look for Takasugi below! [16:10] Kat     Sakamoto! [16:11] Kat     The enemy's trying to take     us out one at a time! [16:15] Kat     If we split up when we're already     outnumbered, we'll never win! [16:16] G     The insides, Katsura-san!     The insides fell out! [16:18] Sak     Even if we gather in one place,     we'll still be outnumbered. [16:22] Sak     In that case, we should     each do whatever we can. [16:27] Sak     Besides, I believe... [16:30] Sak     Not in the strength of thousands of enemies, [16:31] Sak     but of those I've fought     with thousands of times... [16:34] Sak     In the strength of you two. [16:40] Sak     The next time we meet, [16:42] Sak     it'll be as the four of us. [16:46] Obo     So the one who leaked the information [16:49] Obo     and saved the 7th Division and     the Kiheitai really was him. [16:53] Obo     The reason he approached the Harusame     Elders and took part in the operation [16:58] Obo     was to save his son? [17:01] U     Oboro, he has not lied to us once. [17:05] (Flashback) UB     It was to kill that rotten son     of mine before you lot did. [17:08] UB     His eyes weren't lying. [17:10] UB     He wasn't thinking of anything     but killing his son. [17:14] UB     In other words, [17:17] UB     he never thought about     killing anyone but his son. [17:23] UB     The only exception [17:25] UB     is people who get in the way     of their father-son spat. [17:29] Obo     So he, too, is meant to be     an obstacle on your path? [17:34] U     I'd prefer not to call him an obstacle. [17:38] U     After all, I've finally found him... [17:40] U     Someone who, though I had yet to meet him, [17:47] U     might possibly be able to kill me. [18:02] Abu     What a striking sight. [18:04] Abu     Six of the twelve Harusame divisions [18:06] Abu     have moved out just to kill some survivors? [18:10] Abu     And half of them have moved out     to hunt down just one man? [18:15] UB     All I see is a bunch of     maggots crawling about. [18:19] Abu     Where I come from, a "striking sight"     is one that strikes you with despair. [18:24] UB     Why are you coming with me? [18:27] UB     Your best chance to run is     while I'm raising some hell. [18:30] Abu     They're planning to wipe out the Yato. [18:34] Abu     If we're gonna die anyway, [18:35] Abu     it wouldn't be too bad to die     with a living Yato legend. [18:40] UB     I'm the guy who's here     to kill your commander. [18:44] Abu     It's ironic. [18:46] Abu     To survive and see our     commander again, we have to [18:48] Abu     cling to the power of the living legend,     the man who came to kill our commander. [18:55] UB     Tell me what you know about the enemy. [18:58] Abu     We're up against three of the     twelve Harusame divisions. [19:01] Abu     The most dangerous one of them all is     the 1st Division, which leads the rest. [19:05] Abu     Its commander, Shirei, is [19:07] Abu     the longest serving and most     successful leader in the 12 Divisions. [19:10] Abu     He's smart and strong. [19:12] Abu     You could call him the best of the best. [19:14] UB     Any others I should be wary of? [19:16] Abu     The Three Mad Stars have     probably been reinstated, too. [19:20] UB     The Three Mad Stars? [19:21] Abu     Dangerous elements who were among     the strongest in the 12 Divisions, [19:26] Abu     but were imprisoned for a long     time due to breaking the rules. [19:31] Abu     The first... [19:32] Abu     The only commander in the 12 Divisions     without any foot soldiers. [19:36] Abu     But this scheming monk can take over     all troops on the battlefield. [19:39] Abu     The 3rd Division Commander, Uranus Hankai. [19:44] Abu     The second... [19:45] Abu     has an eye that can read people's minds, [19:48] Abu     and the moniker of "The Star Sword King." [19:50] Abu     He is the best swordsman in the Harusame, [19:52] Abu     2nd Division Commander, Pluto Bato. [19:58] Abu     And lastly... [20:04] Abu     The man possessing the most strength     and athleticism in the Harusame, [20:07] Abu     the syndicate's best assassin... [20:10] G     Good grief. [20:12] G     How did my division get crushed [20:15] G     by a man with such delicate     and effeminate features? [20:19] Kat     I'm not effeminate. I'm Katsura. [20:21] Kat     Out of the way, monkey. [20:23] Kat     I have no time to feed you millet     dumplings or go to India with you. [20:28] G     I'm not a monkey. [20:29] G     I'm the Harusame's 4th Division Commander     and one of the Three Mad Stars, [20:35] G     Neptune Shokaku! [20:37] Kat     Talk about long! [20:38] Kat     Your title is really long. [20:40] Kat     It's too long to remember. [20:42] Kat     Can't you make it more compact,     like my "I'm not Zura. I'm Katsura"? [20:46] Sho     Yeah, but what am I supposed     to do? That's my title. [20:50] Kat     I get wanting to say it all out loud. [20:52] Kat     But if you throw that much information at     someone, they won't remember any of it. [20:56] G     Well, I'm not telling you     to remember all of it. [20:59] Kat     Oh, is that so? [20:59] Kat     If that's how you're going to     roll, then I'll do the same. [21:02] Kat     I'm not Zura! [21:03] Kat     I'm a Joi leader and former     member of the Joi Elite Four, [21:06] Kat     feared as the Rampaging     Noble and Runaway Kotaro, [21:09] Kat     Katsura Kotaro, type AB, [21:11] Kat     whose fortune for today is moderate.     If you sweat the small stuff, you'll regret it. [21:15] Kat     Call me that! [21:15] G     Uh, the latter half wasn't even a title! [21:18] Kat     If you ask me, your "Three Mad Stars"     is just as pointless as "type AB." [21:24] Kat     Like I could remember that! [21:25] G     Yeah, that's impossible. [21:26] G     Was the Three Mad Stars     thing that pointless? [21:29] Kat     Basically, the important thing is     to pick what you want to say most [21:33] Kat     and to do it in a clear and concise manner! SIGN    Nobody cares, so could you get on with it? [21:35] G     Fine, I get it! [21:37] G     I get it, so don't say any more.     Damn, you're annoying. [21:39] Kat     Do you really get it, monkey? [21:44] G     I'm not a monkey. [21:46] G     I'm Shokaku, a big-hearted type O! [21:49] G     That's what you go with?! [21:52] Kat     Bring it on, Sho... Shoke? [21:57] Kat     You rotten monkey! [21:59] G     In the end, you still couldn't remember it?! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:39] Kat     So, yeah, I ended up fighting...     er... that... thing. [23:45] Gin     I know you're hardheaded, [23:46] Gin     but did your brain turn hard, too, Zura? [23:49] Kat     I'm not Zura! I'm Katsura! SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part Four [23:50] Kat     No, I'm... SIGN    Zura [23:53] ---     Harusame's 4th Division Commander and one of the Three Mad Stars, Neptune Shokaku, [23:53] ---     has Zura (type AB) about     to go berserk on him?! [23:59] ---     There's not much room in these     captions for such long titles, [23:59] ---     so we like the nice, compact ones! E320 - Zura Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Please watch this program in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!!!!!! [01:42] Gu     So this is the samurai "art of war," huh? [01:45] Gu     Imagine, blocking my attack head-on.     It's almost like magic or sorcery. [01:50] K     The art of war isn't magic. [01:53] K     "A single stick is enough to     get rid of a monkey in heat." [01:57] K     That's the only line in the damn book! [02:01] Gu     I like it! [02:02] Gu     I don't like tricks myself. [02:05] Gu     I've made it this far with a single stick. [02:07] Gu     Even with ships that can travel the stars, [02:10] Gu     we'd rather stand on the bodies of     our enemies than stand on the moon! [02:16] Gu     Nothing's changed since     we crawled on the ground! [02:19] Gu     All men are monkeys! [02:22] Gu     Now, let's find out who's     king of monkey mountain! [02:33] Gu     That was a rotten move. [02:35] Gu     You're the one who said you'd     use just a single stick! [02:41] Gu     I lost a tooth! [02:43] K     Didn't you know? [02:46] K     A stick always comes with balls. [02:56] K     Elizabeth, run! [03:01] K     I knew it! An ambush! [03:04] K     Keep running under the cover of the smoke! [03:07] K     No matter what happens, keep running! [03:09] K     Keep looking forward and keep running! [03:11] K     Can you do it? SIGN    Why are you asking me this now? SIGN    Katsura-san, we've been     running all this time. SIGN    We've been running with you, believing you're heading for tomorrow. SIGN    And we'll stay with you. [03:22] K     Forgive me, Elizabeth, everyone. [03:25] K     I can't win this battle as I am now. [03:29] K     As a general who leads an organization, [03:33] K     I can't beat that thing. [03:35] K     So I have to go back. [03:38] K     Not for my organization, or for my comrades... [03:42] K     I must wield my sword for my own sake, [03:45] K     as a lone monkey. [03:49] Gu     Kotaro the Runaway. [03:51] Gu     Isn't that what you said you were? [03:55] Gu     Wouldn't have expected you to stay     behind so your comrades could escape. [04:00] K     Nobody would call me that if I couldn't     tell which people I could run away from, [04:04] K     and which I couldn't. [04:07] Gu     I see. [04:08] Gu     So you've accepted your fate? [04:10] K     It's not accepting my fate. [04:12] K     It's resolve. [04:14] K     I won't run anywhere again. [04:28] (Flashback) Gu     No, what are you talking about? [04:30] (Flashback) Gu     It's gotta be Gintoki-san! [04:32] (Flashback) Gu     You saw how bold he was when he launched     that surprise attack on that huge army. [04:36] (Flashback) Gu     The way he fought like a demon! [04:38] (Flashback) Gu     Nobody could beat him, enemy or ally! [04:41] (Flashback) Gu     What are you talking about? [04:42] (Flashback) Gu     That surprise attack wouldn't have worked     without the help of the Kiheitai. [04:46] (Flashback) Gu     The tactics that overpowered     modern weapons! [04:49] (Flashback) Gu     The strength to bring down a battleship! [04:51] (Flashback) Gu     The strongest is our leader,     Takasugi Shinsuke! [04:55] (Flashback) Gu     What are you people talkin' about? [04:57] (Flashback) Gu     Who do you think is makin' this war possible? [05:01] (Flashback) Gu     Soldiers. Weapons. Money. [05:04] (Flashback) Gu     It's because somebody's providin'     all that stuff, right? [05:07] (Flashback) Gu     In other words, the strongest     is the Dragon of Katsurahama, [05:10] (Flashback) Gu     Sakamoto Tatsuma— [05:11] (Flashback) Gu     No way. [05:12] (Flashback) Gu     Yeah, no matter what, I know that's not true. [05:14] (Flashback) Gu     His obsession with money and the loudness     of his voice would beat anyone, though. [05:20] (Flashback) Gu     Oh, I see. [05:21] (Flashback) Gu     I can whisper too, though. [05:24] (Flashback) Gu     So it's either Gintoki-san     or Takasugi-san, right? [05:29] (Flashback) Gu     Actually, what about Katsura-san? [05:32] (Flashback) Gu     To be honest, I don't really understand him. [05:36] (Flashback) Gu     He's kind of like the leader of the Four     Devas, who has calmed the rampages [05:40] (Flashback) Gu     of Gintoki-san and Takasugi-san     since they were young. [05:43] (Flashback) Gu     It's true that as a general     and leader, he's ideal. [05:47] (Flashback) Gu     But his strength in war,     and his individual strength... [05:51] (Flashback) Gu     It's hard to measure. [05:52] (Flashback) Gu     His skill lies in steady defensive     battles rather than bold offensives. [05:56] (Flashback) Gu     For that reason, Gintoki-san     usually wins the battle glory. [06:01] (Flashback) Gu     He doesn't attack and doesn't     fall for provocations. [06:03] (Flashback) Gu     You know what the enemy     calls the way he fights? [06:07] (Flashback) Gu     "Kotaro the Runaway..." [06:10] (Flashback) Gu     "Steady" sounds like a good thing, [06:12] (Flashback) Gu     but it can also mean cowardice... [06:14] (Flashback) Gu     Zura? A coward? [06:17] (Flashback) Gu     You guys really don't know anything. [06:19] (Flashback) Gu     Gintoki and Takasugi will laugh at you. [06:22] (Flashback) Gu     S-Sakamoto-san? When did you show up? [06:26] (Flashback) Gu     Um, I just got here. [06:28] (Flashback) Gu     You say he's achieved less in battle     than Gintoki and the others? [06:31] (Flashback) Gu     That's only because you haven't     noticed what he's done. [06:35] (Flashback) Gu     It's harder to fight a losing     battle than a winning one. [06:39] (Flashback) Gu     If you don't know when to retreat, [06:40] (Flashback) Gu     you won't ever be able     to rebuild your forces. [06:43] (Flashback) Gu     A battle without glory, where you protect     your allies instead of attackin' your foes... [06:48] (Flashback) Gu     Only a master of war could be     entrusted with such a thing. [06:53] (Flashback) Gu     Without Zura, we would've     lost the war a long time ago. [06:57] (Flashback) Gu     So you're saying that Katsura-san     is the strongest, then? [07:01] (Flashback) Gu     We're back to who's the strongest now? [07:04] (Flashback) Gu     Well, you wouldn't know unless you     stripped the coward's skin off him. SIGN    Grave of the Katsura Clan [07:11] (Flashback) Gu     He lost his parents to     illness when he was little. [07:15] (Flashback) Gu     His mansion was confiscated, [07:16] (Flashback) Gu     and at one point, he and his     grandmother were homeless. [07:21] (Flashback) Gi     Kotaro, what do you think is     the most important quality [07:25] (Flashback) Gi     a general needs to lead an army? [07:30] (Flashback) Gi     Whether he's a warrior who     can defeat a thousand foes [07:33] (Flashback) Gi     or a wise strategist who knows     how to use his soldiers, [07:36] (Flashback) Gi     if the general goes down, the battle is lost. [07:40] (Flashback) Gi     If you die, you can't protect your soldiers,     your country, or anything else. [07:45] (Flashback) Gi     Thus, a general must be the greatest     coward on the battlefield. [07:51] (Flashback) Gi     So Kotaro, feel free to cry. [07:56] (Flashback) Gi     You can cry. You can be weak. [07:59] (Flashback) Gi     As long as the general lives, [08:01] (Flashback) Gi     as long as you live, [08:03] (Flashback) Gi     the Katsura clan will not die. [08:05] (Flashback) Gi     It's okay if they call you a coward. [08:08] (Flashback) Gi     Survive, Kotaro. [08:10] (Flashback) Gi     No matter what they say about you, [08:14] (Flashback) Gi     we know that you are a great general. [08:17] (Flashback) Gu     He lost his grandmother too,     and was all alone in the world, [08:21] (Flashback) Gu     becoming the head of the     Katsura clan at a young age. [08:24] (Flashback) Gu     And as he bore that heavy burden,     he cloaked himself in a coward's skin. [08:29] (Flashback) Gi     That's the boy they all say     is really smart, right? [08:32] (Flashback) Gi     I heard there was talk of     someone adopting him, [08:35] (Flashback) Gi     but he says that a samurai     must raise himself. [08:42] (Flashback) K     Grandma... It's tough being a general, huh? [08:46] (Flashback) K     Even if you run from all danger [08:48] (Flashback) K     and survive all by yourself, [08:50] (Flashback) K     you can't escape the loneliness. [08:52] (Flashback) K     You can't make it through the     night just by being a coward. [08:56] (Flashback) K     So I'm going to be a samurai who's stronger     and more cowardly than anyone else. [09:01] (Flashback) K     So that I can protect [09:03] (Flashback) K     not only myself, but the comrades who     must make it through the night with me, [09:07] (Flashback) K     I'll be strong, and a coward... [09:11] (Flashback) Gu     To protect his family line,     to protect his comrades, [09:15] (Flashback) Gu     he's continued his cowardly battle. [09:18] (Flashback) Gu     Even while people mock him     as Kotaro the Runaway. [09:21] (Flashback) Gu     But if a general appeared whom     he could entrust everything to... [09:26] (Flashback) Gu     If an enemy appeared whom he couldn't     defeat unless he bet everything... [09:29] (Flashback) Gu     Once the coward's skin was stripped off, [09:33] (Flashback) Gu     you might learn his real name. [09:54] (Flashback) G     Zura... Zura... [09:56] (Flashback) G     Hey, Zura... [09:58] (Flashback) G     Want to try fighting me for once? [10:01] (Flashback) K     Who the heck is Zura? [10:03] (Flashback) G     You, obviously. [10:04] (Flashback) G     It's too much effort to call you Katsura. [10:06] (Flashback) K     It's just adding the "Ka"! [10:08] (Flashback) K     Say people's names right! [10:09] (Flashback) G     Whatever. Let's fight. [10:11] (Flashback) G     I'm sick of fighting that idiot. [10:14] (Flashback) G     It's obvious I'm going to win. [10:16] (Flashback) T     Hey. [10:16] (Flashback) T     I've got 57 wins and 56 losses. I'm winning. [10:20] (Flashback) T     And it's no use inviting him. [10:23] (Flashback) T     "A general shouldn't carelessly sully his     name with personal battles," he says. [10:27] (Flashback) K     That's right. [10:28] (Flashback) K     I'm glad you didn't get hurt. [10:30] (Flashback) G     Then I'll be this "general"     so you don't have to. [10:34] (Flashback) ---     What? [10:35] (Flashback) G     It's because of that "general" thing that     you can't do what you want, right? [10:40] (Flashback) G     I'll be your general. [10:42] (Flashback) G     So when you're with me, just be Zura. [10:47] (Flashback) K     Wh-What are you sayi— [10:48] (Flashback) G     Now you can have personal battles     or whatever you want, right? [10:51] (Flashback) G     And when you're here, you're the general. [10:53] (Flashback) T     Don't just make someone else do it! [10:55] (Flashback) G     It'll be easier if we all share the work. SIGN    M T W Th F Sat Sun SIGN    Takasugi Zura Off [10:58] (Flashback) G     Okay, you do it from Monday to Wednesday. [10:59] (Flashback) G     Zura can do it from Thursday to Saturday. [11:01] (Flashback) G     I'll do it Sunday if I'm bored. [11:02] (Flashback) T     Don't turn it into a shift system! [11:04] (Flashback) T     You're barely doing it at all! [11:05] (Flashback) G     So, what's a general? [11:07] (Flashback) G     How much does it pay per hour? [11:08] (Flashback) T     It doesn't pay anything! [11:09] (Flashback) T     Instead, you pay others! [11:10] (Flashback) G     Oh, like a shop general. [11:11] (Flashback) T     What's a shop general? [11:12] (Flashback) T     Don't you mean just a store manager?! [11:14] (Flashback) G     But... [11:14] (Flashback) T     You're an idiot, aren't you? You're an idiot! [11:16] (Flashback) G     What did you say?! [11:17] (Flashback) K     Draw your sword. [11:20] (Flashback) K     You can't be a general. [11:22] (Flashback) K     I'll make it clear who's     worthy to be a general. [11:29] (Flashback) G     Fine by me! Let's do it, Zura! SIGN    Sugar Content [11:31] (Flashback) K     I'm not Zura! I'm Katsura! [11:36] K     I see... [11:40] K     That's right. [11:45] Gu     It's a shame. [11:47] Gu     With your skills, you could've     run one of the 12 Divisions. [11:52] Gu     But it was fun, Katsura Kotaro. [12:00] K     I'm not Katsura. [12:03] K     I'm Zura! SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part Four SIGN    Zura [12:12] K     I'm not Katsura. [12:14] K     I'm Zura! [12:27] Gu     He's totally different from before. [12:31] Gu     He's attacking like a wild beast     that's given up on defense. [12:34] Gu     Did he snap and forget who he was? [12:36] Gu     But... [12:37] Gu     In terms of number of blows,     he can't stop a real beast! [12:48] Gu     You bastard! [12:54] Gu     He didn't forget who he was... [12:59] Gu     He just threw it aside, [13:01] Gu     of his own will! [13:04] Gu     He's sacrificing his own life to take mine! [13:09] Gu     Impressive resolve. [13:12] Gu     You can't have my life,     but you've won my heart! [13:17] Gu     The real war starts now! [13:19] Gu     I'm begging you, samurai! [13:21] Gu     Don't die yet! [13:31] Gu     We're finally fighting like monkeys. [13:37] Gu     The only weapons we've got     left are our own bodies. [13:43] Gu     For us men, simple is best. [13:45] K     Just your body? [13:47] K     What are you talking about?     You can barely move your limbs. [13:51] Gu     Unfortunately for you, I've still     got something up my sleeve. [13:55] K     What a coincidence. [13:56] K     So do I. [14:02] (Flashback) K     Then it's settled. [14:04] (Flashback) K     I, Katsura Kotaro, am the one     best suited to be a general. [14:07] (Flashback) G     Stand up and open your eyes     if you're gonna sleep-talk. [14:10] (Flashback) G     You can have the title of "most hard-headed." [14:13] (Flashback) G     Isn't it important for a general to     admit when they're beaten, hard-head? [14:19] (Flashback) T     If you ask me, none of you have     the polished looks of a general. [14:25] (Flashback) K     Maybe. [14:27] (Flashback) K     But that's fine. [14:29] (Flashback) K     Even if, someday, we're all     generals, leading our own packs, [14:34] (Flashback) K     we should stay like this. [14:37] (Flashback) K     When we come back here,     I'll forget everything [14:40] (Flashback) K     and laugh with you. [14:42] (Flashback) K     I'll cry with you. [14:44] (Flashback) K     As plain old Zura... [14:48] (Flashback) K     Together... [14:52] (Flashback) K     Let's fight! [14:58] K     Sorry. [15:02] K     I can give up my title of general, [15:05] K     but I'm not giving my title of     "most hard-headed" to anyone. [15:08] Gu     Commander! [15:10] Gu     Stop it! [15:13] Gu     No matter how many soldiers are left, [15:15] Gu     if the general loses, the war is over. [15:19] Gu     Also, a war isn't fought with your head. [15:23] Gu     It's fought with your headbutts. [15:26] Gu     We lost. [15:28] K     Shokaku... You... [15:31] Gu     I never did like working in a group. [15:35] Gu     Laws, rules... [15:36] Gu     I don't know how many times I've broken them. [15:39] Gu     But the Harusame has neither the laws     needed to support an organization [15:42] Gu     nor the freedom the pirates love. [15:45] Gu     It's turned into just a toy for a single man. [15:49] Gu     So I'm going to fight the     battles I want to fight. [15:55] K     What does that man intend to do? [15:58] K     He wants to take over the Harusame,     eliminate Takasugi and the rest of us rebels, [16:03] K     and then what? [16:05] Gu     No idea. [16:06] Gu     All I know is that no matter what it is, [16:08] Gu     neither we nor you people can stop it. [16:11] Gu     The toy's just gotta dance     until all its limbs fall off. [16:16] K     We're here of our own will. [16:19] K     I've no intention of dancing in anyone's hand. [16:23] Gu     I hope not. [16:25] Gu     I think it's about time for your friends     to be guided to the dance party. [16:33] Gu     All barrages have struck the enemy ships. [16:35] Gu     The surprise attack was a success! [16:37] S     Okay, push the attack! [16:39] S     Attention, all Kaientai ships! [16:41] S     Get the hell outta here! [16:43] Gu     I'm amazed you can give such a     pessimistic order so optimistically. [16:47] S     We can't beat those numbers     in a straight-up fight. [16:51] S     So we need to poke 'em in the butt [16:53] S     and get them as far from     the fight as possible. [16:56] S     It doesn't matter if our outlook     is backward or even sideways. [17:00] S     The path that I, Sakamoto Tatsuma,     walk always faces forward. [17:04] Gi     Sheesh... [17:06] Gi     Looks like the space conman is     doing just fine on the battlefield. [17:12] Gu     Captain! [17:13] S     What's going on? [17:14] S     Did the enemy turn around already? [17:17] Gu     I-It's not the enemy! [17:18] Gu     It's our allies! [17:22] Gu     What? [17:23] Gu     We're being attacked by our allies? [17:25] Gu     That's impossible! [17:26] Gu     Is there a traitor? [17:28] Gu     A-At any rate, you guys hurry up, too! [17:31] Gu     Who are you?! [17:40] Gu     It's no metaphor. [17:41] Gu     For him, allies, enemies,     the battlefield itself... [17:45] Gu     They're all toys for him to play with. [17:51] Gu     Now dance. [17:56] Gu     Captain, run! [17:57] Gu     Our ship won't... [18:00] Gu     Communications have been cut off! [18:02] S     Fire smokescreen bombs! [18:03] S     Get away from the other     ships as fast as you can! [18:05] S     Listen, no matter how many times     they attack, don't shoot back! [18:09] S     We need to go as fast as... [18:13] S     Sorry, can we slow down just a bit? [18:15] M     It doesn't look like they got sick of their     stupid captain and started a rebellion. [18:21] S     What's goin' on aboard their ships? [18:23] M     The communications show no     sign the enemy took over. [18:27] M     And if they did betray us, they     wouldn't tell us to run, of course. [18:31] S     Then what? [18:32] S     This isn't the enemy or     our allies attackin' us, [18:35] S     the ship is doin' it on its own? [18:38] M     That's right. [18:40] M     Hacking. [18:41] M     By taking over the ship's control systems, [18:44] M     they were able to take over     the Kaientai and our ships [18:46] M     without using a single soldier. [18:48] M     The enemy's got some kind of monster-level     hacker, if they can do this. [18:53] Gu     That's right. [18:56] Gu     Your fleet is in my hands. [19:00] Gu     Who are you? [19:02] S     Um, do you think you dialed the wrong ship? [19:06] S     We're the Kaientai, not White Base. [19:09] Gu     No, that's not a Zaku, Captain. [19:11] S     You got a notepad? [19:13] S     I can tell you how to contact     the Federation forces. [19:15] S     The Zeon army screws up     and calls us all the time. [19:18] Gu     Captain, that's not the Zeon army. [19:20] S     Then is this the Zaku-Zaku scam I've     been hearin' about? You won't fool me! [19:25] Gu     No, there's no such thing, [19:26] Gu     and you believed he was a Zaku anyway! [19:28] Gu     I am Hankai, the Guru of Trickery, [19:30] Gu     commander of the Harusame's 3rd Division [19:33] Gu     and one of the Three Mad Stars. [19:34] Gu     He's subtly bragging about his name. [19:36] M     So basically, this is all your doing, Zaku? [19:40] Gu     How did you hear all that and     decide he was a Zaku, Vice Captain?! [19:43] Gu     Indeed. [19:44] Gu     The one who took over your fleet and     deliberately didn't touch your flagship, [19:49] Gu     was me, Gundam. [19:52] S     He switched it to Gundam! [19:53] S     Did he figure he'd rather be a     Gundam than get called Zaku?! [19:56] H     You can either shoot down your     allies' ships and survive, [19:59] H     or simply be shot down here. [20:01] H     I thought I'd let you choose. [20:05] M     You bastard! Fine, we'll call you Zaku! [20:08] Gu     Is that what you're choosing?! [20:09] H     Whichever you choose,     your defeat is assured. [20:13] H     You've come all this way     to save your comrades, [20:16] H     and you will give up everything for them. [20:19] H     My Mono-Eye will record that moment. [20:23] Gu     He gave up! He's decided to live     the rest of his life as a Zaku! [20:27] H     You don't have long before     you must make your decision. [20:35] Gu     You guys! [20:36] H     Did you think it was just machines that     the Guru of Trickery could control? [20:43] S     What are you doing? [20:45] S     Get a hold of yourselves! [20:46] M     What's going on? [20:48] M     They've all gone mad! [20:50] H     The 3rd Division is said to be     the only one without soldiers. [20:56] H     But that's not true. [20:58] H     You just can't see them. [21:00] H     My soldiers are too small to see, [21:03] H     but their numbers and powers     exceed the other divisions. [21:07] H     Some can infiltrate the     enemy's central system, [21:10] H     and others can infiltrate human brains [21:13] H     and infect them. [21:15] H     Yes, within my body are     countless nanomachine viruses... [21:20] H     And you are toys that they control! [21:22] H     You are my 3rd Division! [21:27] Gu     Captain! [21:28] Gu     Sorry. [21:30] S     Everybody, grit your teeth! [21:33] S     Take care of the ship! [21:34] S     Seal the entrance! [21:36] Gu     B-But... [21:39] Gu     Captain! [21:47] S     Why'd you follow me? [21:49] Gu     There are more than two choices. [21:51] Gu     We can find Zaku, beat the crap out of him, [21:53] Gu     and fix everything. [21:56] Gu     And if you get infected, as vice captain,     I have to kill you immediately. [22:01] S     Sheesh... [22:02] S     So if you get infected, I have to kill you? [22:06] S     I'm gonna end up gettin' killed myself. [22:08] Gu     Don't worry about me being infected. [22:10] Gu     I got infected a long time ago... [22:13] Gu     with your stupidity! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo     Part Five SIGN    Sakamoto Tatsuma... A strange man. SIGN    The Two Fools [23:53] ---     The next battle is between the     space trader Sakamoto Tatsuma [23:53] ---     and the Mobile Suit... I mean,     the Guru of Trickery, Hankai! [23:58] ---     The current shogun     Nobunobu's heart wavers, [23:58] ---     and Sakamoto's unknown     past is revealed... E321 - The Two Fools Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     What's goin' on aboard their ships? [00:06] ---     The enemy's got some kind of monster-level     hacker, if they can do this. [00:12] ---     Your fleet is in my hands. [00:16] ---     You don't have long before     you must make your decision. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Please watch this program in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!!!!!! [01:52] (Flashback) Gu     The one best suited to sit on     that throne is not Shigeshige. [01:55] (Flashback) Gu     It is you. [01:58] (Flashback) Gu     You are the only one who     can save this country. [02:13] S     Nobunobu-sama... [02:17] S     Young Master... [02:17] S     Nobunobu-sama... [02:25] S     Sheesh, what a bunch of jerks. [02:28] S     They're even attackin' our guest? [02:30] S     I'm sorry my crew was so     rude, Shogun-sama. SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo     Part Five SIGN    The Two Fools SIGN    Harusame Forces SIGN    Takasugi and Umibozu SIGN    Gintoki vs. Bato SIGN    Katsura vs. Shokaku SIGN    Sakamoto vs. Hankai [02:44] ---     Just like I thought. [02:46] ---     Everyone who wasn't on the bridge is     bein' controlled by the enemy virus. [02:50] M     I can see bite marks. [02:52] M     Looks like it's spread via direct infection. [02:56] M     It's just like Resident Evil. [02:58] S     In the game, we'd just blow     their heads off with a Magnum, [03:01] S     but since they're our allies,     all we can do is run. [03:03] M     We've also got a Spelunker-level     weak-ass to take care of. [03:07] S     Reality is such a bullshit game. [03:10] Gu     I don't recall asking for help. [03:12] M     I'm sure. And I don't recall helping you. [03:15] M     I only followed the captain's orders. [03:18] Gu     What are you planning? [03:20] Gu     I'm the one who killed Shogun Shigeshige [03:23] Gu     and put your comrades in such dire straits. [03:26] S     If I intended to kill you, I wouldn't     have brought you on this ship. [03:30] Gu     You're the one who said     I was no longer worth using. [03:33] Gu     Even if you don't have a single     soldier to protect you, [03:36] Gu     and you're forced to let the     enemy spare your pathetic life, [03:39] Gu     you don't have the right to die. [03:41] Gu     You have a duty to witness     the fate of the country, [03:44] Gu     along with the effects your deeds had on it. [03:48] Gu     No matter how much you     have to disgrace yourself. [03:51] Gu     It doesn't matter if you're a     wise ruler or a foolish one. [03:54] Gu     Once a man bears the     burden of leadin' a country, [03:56] Gu     he can't expect dying to be that simple. [04:00] M     Hey. We've got a call from the bridge. [04:02] M     I tried to track the enemy's location     through their communications, [04:05] M     but as I thought, they're carefully hidden. [04:07] S     So we have to track down the Zaku     by fumblin' in the dark, huh? [04:11] S     Who knows how long that'll take? [04:14] Gu     Do you mean the mechanical man? [04:17] S     D-Don't tell me... [04:23] S     I guess the hardest thing to see     is what's right under your nose. [04:27] S     The enemy's been aboard     this ship from the start, [04:29] S     releasing the nanomachine     virus and watching us panic? [04:34] M     So why hack the other ships     and have them attack us? [04:39] M     You're absolutely sure you     saw him head this way, right? [04:43] Gu     It's up to you whether or not you believe me. [04:46] Gu     That won't change the truth in what I saw. [04:50] S     Most likely, the attack and the virus     were both just smokescreens. [04:54] S     His real goal is the Kairinmaru. [04:57] S     The central system on the Kairinmaru is     equipped with the latest in firewalls. [05:02] S     It ain't gonna be easy to infiltrate. [05:05] S     In other words, what's goin' on right now [05:08] S     is an attempt to buy time until the     enemy can take over the Kairinmaru. [05:12] S     Mutsu, the enemy's in the control room. [05:15] S     Let's hurry. [05:17] S     Not only did he save me, his enemy, [05:19] S     but he believed me. [05:20] S     Is he a big man, or just a big fool? [05:23] S     Sakamoto Tatsuma... [05:25] S     He's a strange man. [05:28] S     What's wrong, Shogun-sama? [05:30] S     You're starin' at Mutsu's     ass and not sayin' a thing. [05:33] Gu     What are you— [05:36] M     Oh, no. It looks like the     Kairinmaru is rusting in places. [05:39] M     It needs maintenance. [05:41] Background     You little... [05:41] M     Hey, captain. Switch places. [05:42] Background     I would never be interested in     the ass of a low-born girl! [05:43] S     Wait, that's dangerous! [05:45] S     Okay then, Shogun-sama,     you can stare at my ass. [05:48] S     And I can stare at Mutsu's ass... [05:53] M     You can go get your ass     chewed on by the infected. [05:56] M     I'll hurry on to the control     room in the meantime. [05:58] S     W-Wait! [06:04] Gu     You bastard! [06:06] Gu     You let your crew treat you that way,     and you call yourself a captain? [06:09] S     I don't wanna hear it from a shogun     who was abandoned by his retainers! [06:12] Gu     I wasn't abandoned. [06:13] Gu     I abandoned them! [06:14] Gu     Just draw your gun! [06:15] S     Hell no! [06:16] S     Even if my men abandon me,     I won't abandon them! [06:19] S     I'm a space trader! [06:21] S     I have all kinds of space-stuff to     deal with a situation like this! [06:26] S     The HikikomoRevolver! [06:28] S     A gun that fires a net     that entangles the enemy, [06:30] S     symbolizing the way that the net traps     modern kids and turns them into hikikomori. [06:36] K     So he's trying to immobilize the enemy? [06:38] S     Here goes. [06:43] S     Okay, now they can't touch us. [06:46] S     And we can't touch them, either. [06:47] K     I didn't expect him to use it like that. [06:50] K     Sakamoto Tatsuma... [06:52] K     Is he a big man, or just a big fool? [06:54] K     I just don't understand him! [06:56] K     But we're stuck now, too! [06:59] S     No need to worry. [07:01] S     I thought this might happen, so... [07:04] S     NEETly Rice Cakes! [07:05] S     Scattering these and getting     your enemy to eat them [07:07] S     symbolizes the way NEET society causes     a NEET to waste their potential by [07:11] S     devouring their parents' income. [07:13] K     Is he trying to delay the enemy? [07:15] S     We can hang out here for a while now. [07:18] K     I didn't expect him to use it like that. [07:20] K     Sakamoto Tatsuma... [07:22] K     Is he a big man, or just a big fool? [07:24] K     I don't understand him at all! [07:26] M     He's just a big fool, obviously! [07:28] M     Are you so useless, you make your     retainers play the straight man?! [07:32] M     You fools! [07:34] S     My steamed buns! [07:36] S     Hey, I didn't say you could have those! [07:38] S     When you get back to normal,     you'll pay for this. [07:39] K     He's definitely just a fool. [07:42] K     Both he and I are fools who can't     even get a single one of our men [07:45] K     to do what we want. [07:46] K     So why doesn't he give up? [07:49] K     Why does he look as if     he knows he's not alone? [07:53] K     What's the difference between him and me? [07:55] K     I don't like it! [07:57] K     I don't— [07:59] S     Close the door! [08:03] S     Where's the enemy? [08:06] M     Were we wrong? [08:08] H     No, I'm here. [08:15] S     Mutsu! [08:17] H     The enemy's here. [08:19] H     Right inside this man. [08:22] S     Nobunobu, you... [08:24] K     M-My body isn't doing what I want it to! [08:30] K     I see! [08:31] K     By that time, my body was already... [08:34] H     Yes. [08:35] H     It's not yours anymore. [08:38] H     The 3rd Division Commander, Hankai, [08:40] H     has no body of his own. [08:42] H     If he did have a body,     it would only be a container. [08:46] H     What's inside you now is me. [08:50] S     So you invaded Nobunobu's body to get at me? [08:54] H     Your guess was wrong. [08:56] H     I can take over the systems     on this ship with my virus. [09:00] H     As you saw, I took over your crew. [09:02] H     And... [09:08] H     Your last remaining companion, too. [09:10] H     You're all that's left, Sakamoto Tatsuma. [09:15] H     An army without soldiers. [09:17] H     That's what they call the 3rd Division. [09:19] H     But it appears that name     is better suited to you. [09:25] H     The Kaientai you once commanded     will become my 3rd Division. [09:31] H     Don't worry as you die. [09:33] H     Nobody will cry over your death. [09:41] S     Even if my men abandon me,     I won't abandon them! [09:48] S     You want my crew and my ship? [09:51] S     Then let me give you a warning as a merchant. [09:54] S     If you want to buy a company, [09:56] S     you should investigate it thoroughly first. [10:01] S     Unfortunately, my company's     been responsible for a death, [10:04] S     so we're hellbound anyway. [10:06] Gu     A serious problem has occurred     with the control system. [10:09] Gu     The system will now move to emergency mode. [10:12] Gu     All crew, please evacuate immediately. [10:13] H     Have you gone mad? [10:14] H     Did you decide to destroy the Kaientai and     this ship rather than lose everything? [10:19] S     A man who's not willing     to go down with his ship [10:22] S     doesn't have the right to fly with it. [10:25] S     Are you willing to do that? [10:27] K     Don't tell me he... [10:36] H     The damage to the system is minimal. [10:39] H     If I compensate for the     lost functionality myself, [10:41] H     it can be restored easily. [10:42] H     You will be the only one to sink, [10:45] H     Sakamoto Tatsuma! [10:47] N     That's what Sakamoto Tatsuma wanted! [10:50] N     He shot the control device to try to [10:52] N     rip out the enemy that's inside me... [10:56] N     He still won't abandon me, after all this? [10:59] N     Even when I... [11:05] H     Sorry, Shogun, [11:07] H     but you should save your thinking     for when you're alone. [11:10] H     I can hear every detail of your plan. [11:18] H     Shogun, I can tell exactly     what you're thinking. [11:24] H     Is this feeling anger, or sadness? [11:28] H     The only person who tried to     protect you died for your sake. [11:32] H     Now nobody's left, huh? [11:35] H     You were used by everyone, [11:38] H     lifted up, and placed at the     top just like they wanted. [11:41] H     And that's why you... [11:43] K     Yes. [11:44] K     I used everyone, too. [11:48] K     But when I sat at the top, I realized... [11:51] K     I thought this was what people wanted, [11:54] K     but nobody was there. [11:57] K     Why did I come all this way? [12:02] K     There was no reason. [12:05] K     You were empty from the start. [12:07] K     You could only find your own     goals by being used by others. [12:12] K     This isn't the top. [12:14] K     It's just a place for you playthings     that have been thrown away... [12:18] H     Just a graveyard for junk. [12:21] H     Useless junk like you can just     lie on the ground and rot. [12:24] H     For eternity. [12:31] (Flashback) S     It doesn't matter if you're a     wise ruler or a foolish one. [12:33] (Flashback) S     Once a man bears the     burden of leadin' a country, [12:35] (Flashback) S     he can't expect dying to be that simple. [12:37] K     Sakamoto Tatsuma, why did you let me live? [12:42] K     Now that I'm the last one left,     what is it you want me to do? [12:47] H     You... [12:51] K     No, I won't ask any more questions. [12:59] K     I have to find the answers myself. [13:03] K     I have to make it to the     top on my own two legs! [13:08] (Flashback) S     For us as well as you,     the real battle is comin' up. [13:12] K     Now! [13:18] H     Don't tell me... [13:21] H     Even when infected, you're     still in control of yourself? [13:25] K     That is my fight, Sakamoto Tatsuma! [13:37] Gu     Climb! [13:38] Gu     We can't! [13:39] Gu     The damage to the control system is bad! [13:41] Gu     At this rate, we're going to crash! [13:43] Gu     No! They've caught up to us! [13:45] Gu     We're doomed! [13:51] Gu     Come in, Kairinmaru! [13:53] Gu     We will support your ship. [13:55] Gu     While we do, put all your energies     into restoring the system! [13:58] Gu     Y-You guys... [13:59] Gu     You took back your ship? [14:00] Gu     Hey, look! [14:02] Gu     Our crewmates who were controlled by     the virus have returned to their senses? [14:05] Gu     Get moving! [14:06] Gu     Now it's our turn to save the captain! [14:10] K     So a battle between two     leaders with no soldiers [14:13] K     was decided by their soldiers? [14:17] K     He never abandoned his soldiers. [14:20] K     And you never abandoned him. [14:23] K     That's something rarer and     more valuable than the [14:27] K     greatest ruler or the most loyal retainer. [14:31] K     You know it's true because I'm saying it. [14:34] M     A ruler is like an empty ship. [14:37] M     Only after it has a crew can it sail [14:40] M     toward where everyone wants to go. [14:43] M     That's why the crew never     abandons their ship. [14:46] M     And the ship tries its best to     protect the crew from the waves. [14:50] M     Your ship couldn't stand     under the weight of its task. [14:54] M     No matter how great the ship, [14:56] M     an empty ship with only one     person on board can't go anywhere. [15:00] K     If that's the case, where is this     rickety ship of yours heading? [15:06] M     If I knew the answer to that,     this would all be far easier. [15:09] M     Maybe you, even as you     stand on board, are its goal. [15:13] M     In the wide, open sea, where     there are no landmarks, [15:16] M     even the waves a ship leaves     in its wake can become a guide. [15:19] M     That's why this rickety     ship will take even you in. [15:22] M     Mistakes, glory, good, evil, dreams, karma... [15:26] M     It's carrying all that. [15:28] M     Even so, the rickety ship keeps     going, searching for a tomorrow [15:31] M     where everyone can smile. [15:33] K     That explains why it doesn't sink. [15:35] K     To you, even I'm not deadweight, but a sail. [15:42] S     This is the only way I can fight, you know. [15:48] (Flashback) Gu     Sakamoto-san, hang in there! [15:50] (Flashback) Gu     Sakamoto-san! [15:51] (Flashback) S     Don't make such a fuss. [15:53] (Flashback) S     Our leader will scold you. [15:56] (Flashback) T     You're the one who's getting a scolding. [15:58] (Flashback) T     You're supposed to be the     dragon of Katsurahama, [16:00] (Flashback) T     and you got your butt kicked. [16:02] (Flashback) T     What happened? [16:03] (Flashback) Gu     He was immobilized on the battlefield. [16:05] (Flashback) Gu     He was trying to carry a wounded enemy, [16:13] (Flashback) Gu     and both he and the enemy were... [16:15] (Flashback) T     Looks like you really do need a lecture. [16:18] (Flashback) S     Give me a break. [16:20] (Flashback) S     I was lucky to survive, [16:22] (Flashback) S     and now you're trying to finish me? [16:24] (Flashback) T     As a samurai, [16:25] (Flashback) T     you're already dead. [16:27] (Flashback) S     So I was right, huh? [16:28] (Flashback) S     It's going to suck not being able     to peel an apple with a sword. [16:32] (Flashback) T     You were a terrible samurai to begin with. [16:36] (Flashback) T     It's an idiotic ending, so it suits you. [16:38] (Flashback) G     He ain't dead. [16:41] (Flashback) G     There's more to being a samurai     than swinging a sword. [16:44] (Flashback) G     There's more to war than killing the enemy. [16:46] (Flashback) G     Sakamoto Tatsuma's wars [16:48] (Flashback) G     aren't the kind of petty things     that can be ended with a stick. [16:52] (Flashback) T     You remember the enemy's face? [16:54] (Flashback) S     You guys... [16:55] (Flashback) T     Unfortunately, I like those petty wars. [16:58] (Flashback) G     You fight your war. [17:01] (Flashback) G     We'll fight ours. [17:19] (Flashback) G     Looks like I drew the winning card. [17:22] (Flashback) G     We finally meet. [17:27] B     Yes, that's what you said. [17:30] B     Now it's my turn to say it. [17:34] B     We finally meet, [17:36] B     samurai. [17:39] Gu     Gin-san! [17:40] G     Hey. [17:42] G     Somebody drew on your face. [17:45] G     Your forehead! [17:46] G     You should go look at a mirror! [17:48] G     No, not with the evil eye.     The ones below it. [17:50] G     Oh, damn, I just realized     your eyes are sewn shut. [17:53] G     Pirates play the craziest     pranks when you're asleep! [17:55] G     Hey, you guys watching from the shadows! [17:57] G     I can tell you're laughing! [18:00] G     Even if you're pirates, that's going too far. [18:02] G     You can't just sew his eyelids shut! [18:03] G     He can't even see the drawing     you made on his forehead now! [18:06] G     You don't get to see his reaction! [18:08] G     And listen, you need to tell     them when they're going too far. [18:12] G     Here, use this to wipe it off. [18:13] G     Oh, you can't see it? [18:15] G     You may be the type that's     easily picked on, but still... [18:18] G     There's a fine line between     picking on and bullying. [18:20] G     Huh? [18:21] G     Man, I can't get this to come off. [18:28] B     I thought my face was easier     to remember than most. [18:31] B     But if you're a swordsman, [18:33] B     there's no way you could     have forgotten this sword. [18:35] B     The sword of the Star Sword King, the     greatest of all swordsman in the universe! [18:43] Gu     Wh-What's going on? [18:45] Gu     Who is that monster? [18:49] Gu     He's Bato, one of the Three Mad Stars [18:50] Gu     and commander of the Harusame's 2nd Division! [18:53] Gu     He's the strongest individual     fighter the Harusame has. [18:56] Gu     He's hunted and slain all the     swordsmen of other worlds, [18:59] Gu     and now he's coming to hunt     the swordsmen of Earth. [19:01] Gu     No, maybe he's here to hunt the     prey that escaped him before! [19:06] Gu     Gin-san! [19:07] G     Go. [19:08] G     Looks like he's my guest. [19:10] Gu     A samurai's pride is on the line in this battle. [19:13] Gu     If he loses, he'll join the     countless samurai he's defeated. [19:17] Gu     You would have us bet all the     pride of every samurai on you? [19:21] G     I've got no intention     of carrying that burden. [19:24] G     But no matter how many people     he's beaten, or where, [19:28] G     I've beaten the guy you bet on many times. [19:32] G     And he's beaten me. [19:34] G     That pride, I will never abandon. [19:44] Gu     Let's go, kid. [19:45] Gu     If you're a samurai, fight a battle     worthy of the man you bet on! [19:49] Gu     They will return. I know it. [19:51] Gu     Let's show them... [19:53] Gu     Let's show the universe what a samurai is! [20:05] B     Did you remember this moment, samurai? [20:09] B     The moment of joy that only we share, [20:10] B     as we entrust our lives to our blades? [20:13] B     I had given up on any blade     ever threatening my life. [20:17] B     You were the only one who ever     gave me a moment like this! [20:21] B     Samurai! [20:23] B     I've missed you! [20:27] G     It's like he can see where     I'm going to strike next! [20:32] B     That's right. [20:35] B     I can see it. [20:36] B     My eye sees all. [20:40] B     My species once had no     ears or mouths, I heard. [20:45] B     We did all our communication with this     one eye that's called Enlightenment. [20:51] B     I closed my eyes and ears to     awaken my "Enlightenment," [20:55] B     which vanished from my     species in the distant past. [20:58] G     That's right... [20:59] G     He's the one who... [21:06] G     I was the one who was looking for you. [21:11] G     Give back my 300 yen! [21:14] B     No, that's not right. [21:15] G     What? You're not the guy who     swiped the 300 yen I found first? [21:19] B     No, that's not me. [21:20] G     Wait, maybe it was 400 yen... [21:22] B     It doesn't matter whether     it was 400 yen or 300 yen. [21:24] B     I can read minds and I have a different     looking face, and his was a mole. [21:27] B     Everything is different about us! [21:28] G     No, no, no. I didn't forget! [21:30] G     I remember! [21:31] G     I see. [21:33] G     He's the one who... [21:37] G     I've come to give back your 300 yen! [21:40] B     No, I wasn't the guy who lent you 300 yen. [21:42] G     Yeah, that's right. [21:43] G     It was actually more like     600 yen, not 300 yen... [21:46] B     It doesn't matter whether     it was 600 yen or 300 yen. [21:49] B     Seriously, it has nothing to do with 300 yen. [21:51] B     You're insulting me. I spent     ten years looking for you. [21:55] G     I swear I remember! [21:56] G     I've been looking for you for ten years, too! [21:58] B     I remember that battle like it was yesterday. [22:05] B     Pakuyasa! [22:06] G     You've got the wrong guy, too! SIGN    Preview [23:39] G     You get people's names wrong. [23:41] G     You get people's faces wrong. [23:43] G     You rely too much on     that eye on your forehead. [23:45] G     I don't think that's a good thing. [23:47] G     When you receive a business card, you     should write down something memorable [23:49] G     about them on the back. SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo     Part 6 [23:51] ---     Next time: Ten Years. SIGN    Ten Years SIGN    Next time, the unknown past of Pakuyasa... SIGN    ...Forget that, who the hell is he, anyway? SIGN    But more importantly, SIGN    he is finally about to awaken... E322 - Ten Years Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Gu     When that man [00:11] Gu     ran over the battlefield,     amidst the bloody winds, [00:13] Gu     he was truly an oni. [00:20] Gu     So you're the boss? [00:22] Gu     Looks like I drew the winning card. [00:25] Gu     We finally meet. [00:29] (Flashback) Gu     Samurai. [00:31] (Flashback) Gu     What is your name? [00:34] (Flashback) Gu     Pakuyasa! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo [02:08] (Flashback) Gu     Pakuyasa! [02:10] G     No, that's not me. [02:13] G     That wasn't me. [02:14] B     Don't play dumb. [02:16] B     You can deceive the eyes of others, [02:18] B     but you cannot deceive my enlightened eye, [02:21] B     Pakuyasa. [02:22] G     I'm not Pakuyasa. I'm the White Yasha. SIGN    Please watch this program in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [02:26] B     It is indeed possible that     I got the name wrong. [02:29] B     But even if my eyes and ears are closed, [02:31] B     I can perceive everything with this eye. [02:34] B     That flabby double chin of yours,     and your Idaho accent, [02:37] B     definitely belong to Pakuyasa. [02:39] G     No, that's completely wrong. [02:41] G     You're describing a different person.     What is that eye looking at? [02:43] B     And just like it was then, your heart     is filled with thoughts of one person... [02:49] B     Is it your master? [02:52] B     Or your friend, or the     object of your revenge? [02:57] (Flashback) P     I can't lose! [02:59] (Flashback) P     Until I reach him, [03:01] (Flashback) P     I can't lose to anyone else! [03:07] (Flashback) G     You want to be my student? [03:09] (Flashback) G     Sorry, but I've never tried     to recruit new students. [03:12] (Flashback) G     If you really want to be my student, [03:15] (Flashback) G     go buy me some yakisoba bread. [03:18] (Flashback) P     I cannot lose [03:20] (Flashback) P     until I bring him this bread! [03:24] G     Yeah, that's me. [03:27] ---     Huh? [03:28] G     There was once this kid who came to me     and said he wanted to be my student. [03:33] G     But I figured he wouldn't last     a minute on a battlefield, [03:35] G     so I put him in charge of supplies. [03:37] G     He was all about appearances. [03:39] G     Everyone called him Pakuyasa. [03:42] G     I see. [03:43] G     I was wondering why this     wasn't making sense. [03:45] G     So you spent a decade looking for     the yakisoba bread supplier, huh? [03:51] G     He had no prowess with a sword,     so he quickly left the battle SIGN    White Onibito [03:56] G     and opened up a candy store     called White Onibito, [03:59] G     but someone sued him, [04:01] G     so next he opened a place     called White Pantyhose SIGN    White Pantyhose [04:03] G     and was arrested for public indecency. [04:05] G     Now he's doing shady part-time jobs. [04:08] G     I wrote down his address on this. [04:10] G     If you want to go see him, why not— SIGN    Pakuyasa [04:14] G     You're telling me that I,     the Star Sword King, [04:16] G     failed to defeat one of your students     and spent ten years searching for him? [04:21] G     If that's true, [04:23] G     then the man whose life as a     swordsman ended at my hand [04:27] G     is an insect worth even less than that. [04:29] G     I told you, I can see you! SIGN    Pakuyasa [04:32] G     You can't see a thing. [04:34] G     You haven't even seen the     tip of a samurai's topknot. [04:39] G     If you want to know, then use that     eyeball to look deep inside me. [04:43] G     It might be an abyss that you     can never come back from. [04:51] B     I'll do that, [04:53] B     right after I cut your belly open. [04:54] B     Drop the act. [04:56] B     You deflected the blade at the     last moment to avoid a fatal blow. [05:00] B     The next action you'll take is... [05:03] B     Below! [05:05] B     You'll twist your torso to avoid     a deep wound and counterattack. [05:08] B     Then a spin kick to keep the pressure up. [05:09] B     An attack from a blind spot! [05:16] B     What's wrong? [05:17] B     Is this what's deep inside a samurai? [05:20] B     The old you... [05:22] B     No, your student, was much stronger. [05:47] G     This is... a projection     of murderous intent. [05:51] G     He's using my eye's ability, to put pressure     on me with just his murderous intent! [05:55] G     This is the same feeling as before... [05:57] G     Maybe it's bad to have     vision that's too good. [06:00] G     If your eyes take in all that you see, [06:03] G     you'll be so busy looking at     everything, you'll miss out [06:06] G     on what you really want to see. [06:08] B     I see... [06:10] B     What I fought back then     wasn't your student. [06:15] B     It was the murderous intent behind     him that you threw at me! [06:22] B     Back then, [06:23] B     the worldly thoughts of your overzealous     student caused me to lose sight of you. [06:28] B     But this time, that won't happen. [06:30] B     Your target is the life of a swordsman. [06:36] B     And I'm after [06:38] B     the real you! [06:44] B     What does a swordsman think of when     he realizes his own death is upon him? [06:49] B     What does he think of in the     last moments before his death? [06:54] B     The answer... is nothing. [06:58] B     To accept the irrationality of death,     a swordsman simply empties himself. [07:03] B     An emptiness where even true     despair no longer exists. [07:06] B     Thus, when I see this emptiness in a foe, [07:09] B     I realize... [07:13] B     that I have won, and I am alive! [07:18] G     I'll have eggs sunny-side-up     for breakfast tomorrow. [07:21] B     No! [07:22] B     He's still far away from death! [07:29] G     Too bad. [07:30] G     That one wasn't me, either. [07:32] G     I told you, your eye's too good. [07:36] G     Even without a giant eyeball like that, [07:39] G     I can see exactly what's     inside you right now. [07:43] G     Want me to tell you? [07:48] G     You're empty. [08:03] B     You're the second one... [08:05] B     You're the second person whose     mind my eye couldn't see. [08:09] B     One is a man who thinks about     tomorrow's breakfast [08:12] B     as he stands next to the abyss of death. [08:16] B     The other is empty even as he is alive. [08:20] B     What is that thing to you? [08:23] B     Do you intend to fight it? [08:26] G     That's what I want to know. [08:27] G     I wish you could use that     eye of yours to find out. [08:31] B     Even with my eye open, I couldn't     see the outcome of a battle [08:34] B     between two men I don't understand. [08:38] B     You're a man who's lived     with death by his side. [08:42] B     The death of others, your own death, [08:44] B     they've always been close enough     for you to reach out and touch. [08:48] B     And you still live that way. [08:51] B     To you, breakfast and death     aren't that different. [08:55] B     They're just a normal part of your life. [09:00] B     But to that man, there is no life or death. [09:03] B     How would you fight something so empty? [09:07] G     Unfortunately, I don't have a nice eyeball     like you that can see this and that. [09:13] G     It's all I can do to pursue     one thing in front of me. [09:16] G     So whether it's the abyss of death [09:20] G     or an empty void, [09:22] G     I won't fight for the manju     offered to my grave. [09:25] G     I'll fight for tomorrow's breakfast. [09:30] G     That's all. [09:35] B     It's ironic. [09:37] B     Now that my eye is closed,     I can see for the first time. [09:40] B     That's no endless abyss. [09:42] B     He's just endlessly stupid. [09:53] Gu     Shirei-sama! [09:54] Gu     The Hotei's been sunk, right after the Fuso! [09:58] Gu     What are you doing? [09:59] Gu     You're not fighting a fleet! [10:01] Gu     Just one old guy! [10:05] A     What's going on here? [10:07] A     The son, the dad... [10:09] A     They really look like they might     destroy the Harusame on their own. [10:14] A     If this is going to be a legendary battle, [10:17] A     will there be anything for us to do in it? [10:24] A     We can say there were those who     watched the legends' backs! [10:31] Gu     Hurry! [10:32] Gu     Protect the commander's life at any cost! [10:38] Gu     Commander! SIGN    Sakamoto SIGN    Harusame Forces SIGN    Gintoki SIGN    Katsura SIGN    Takasugi's Group SIGN    Matako, Kagura [11:05] Gi     Where is Shinsuke-sama? [11:07] Gi     Where is he?! [11:18] Gi     Shinsuke-sama! [11:33] Gu     Bansai-san! [11:37] B     Not yet... [11:38] B     Don't die yet, Shinsuke. [11:41] (Flashback) T     If you're going to be judged     and die at the nation's hands, [11:44] (Flashback) T     why not die for me instead, Murderer Bansai? [11:49] (Flashback) B     Then what will you die for? [11:53] (Flashback) T     I won't die. [11:55] (Flashback) T     No matter whose corpse I need to step on, [11:58] (Flashback) T     I won't die until I crush this country. [12:04] B     That's what you bragged to me [12:06] B     when you were going to be     executed the next day, right? [12:16] Gu     Bansai-san! [12:19] Gu     Oh, my... [12:20] Gu     It appears the Three Mad Stars     weren't enough to stop you. [12:27] Gu     You can't trust stuff from space. [12:29] Gu     You can only trust stuff made on Earth. [12:35] O     I can't let any of you meet up with     the survivors of the rebel army. [12:42] O     The students of Shoyo will     never meet again in this life. [12:49] B     I'm sorry, Shinsuke. [12:53] B     I promised to use this life for your sake. [12:58] B     I didn't expect I'd waste it here. [13:03] B     Kid, you've got five minutes. [13:06] B     I'll hold them off. [13:08] B     While I do, get out of here. [13:10] Gu     Bansai-san, wait! [13:13] Gu     Sadaharu! [13:15] B     I see... [13:16] B     So you'll listen to the     last request of a samurai? [13:21] B     Then, if you see him,     will you tell him something? [13:26] B     Shinsuke... [13:28] B     This country isn't dead yet. [13:38] B     Even hurt, and crawling on the ground... [13:41] B     We're not giving up,     but still trying to rise. [13:45] B     We're writhing from the pain, [13:49] B     but we're going forward,     and trying to change. [13:55] Gu     I paid my debt. [13:57] B     So Shinsuke, you must rise once more, too. [14:05] B     You promised me, right? [14:08] B     Your enemy is still standing. [14:11] B     Your friend is still fighting! [14:16] B     So you must fight once more. [14:20] B     Become the enemy of this country as it     is reborn and destroy it, if you want. [14:25] B     Or become its friend,     and watch over its fate. [14:34] B     Either is fine. [14:36] B     But do one thing... [14:44] B     When you die, [14:47] B     die next to your friend. [14:52] Gu     Bansai-san! [14:56] Gu     Stop! [15:29] Gu     So he has actually [15:32] Gu     come back here? [15:37] T     The sky looked like it was     about to cry at any minute. [15:41] T     I guess that's where I came down from. [15:46] T     I try to think back on my hazy memories... [15:49] T     Was I the first rain that came     down from a gloomy sky that [15:53] T     could no longer hold it back? [15:56] T     Or was I the last rain that fell down from     a sobbing sky that was trying to stop? [16:04] T     It feels like it was both, [16:06] T     and it feels like it was neither. [16:11] T     The one thing I can say [16:15] T     is that [16:18] T     I'm sick of rain. [16:23] T     Attention, Kiheitei. [16:28] T     Crush the crows! [16:38] Gu     Kill him! [16:40] Gu     Kill that man! [16:49] Gu     Takasugi-san! [17:15] T     Move. [17:16] T     There's someone that... [17:18] T     ...I have to greet before you. [17:21] T     Move! [17:26] K     I see. [17:27] K     Then I will clear your path. [17:32] K     Shake hands or punch each     other, whichever you want! [17:48] S     Hey, stop egging them on! [17:52] S     I'm the one who has to stop their fight! [17:55] K     Then we should just join in! [17:58] S     That's a great idea! [18:27] Gu     Gintoki, [18:28] Gu     I guess humans don't change that easily, huh? [18:33] Gu     Even after dying, [18:35] Gu     even after ten years, [18:37] Gu     everybody's still just screwing around. [18:42] G     I don't think so. [18:44] G     Ten years ago, I would've killed you. [18:51] K     I see. [18:52] K     So you've learned to save     your fun for later, huh? [18:56] K     You're all grown up. [18:59] G     Shove it. SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo     Part 6 SIGN    Ten Years [21:19] (Flashback) ?     So this is the end, huh? [21:21] (Flashback) ?     I'd rather die like a samurai [21:24] (Flashback) ?     than let the enemy kill me. [21:27] (Flashback) ?     Let's commit seppuku. [21:30] (Flashback) ?     Don't be stupid. [21:33] (Flashback) ?     Stand up. [21:40] (Flashback) ?     If you've got time to give     yourself a beautiful end, [21:43] (Flashback) ?     then you might as well     live beautifully to the end! [21:54] (Flashback) ?     Let's go, Zura. [21:56] (Flashback) Gu     It's not Zura. [21:59] (Flashback) Gu     It's Katsura. [22:01] G     No, that's me. [22:03] G     Forget "It's not Zura, it's Katsura." [22:04] G     It's me. [22:07] (Flashback) S     I see... [22:09] (Flashback) S     I thought it would be an     interesting trip with you around. [22:13] (Flashback) G     Sorry. [22:14] (Flashback) G     I may not look it, but I like this planet. [22:18] (Flashback) G     Go off to space and kick some butt. [22:21] (Flashback) G     A tiny little inn doesn't suit you. [22:24] (Flashback) G     Toss a big net into space, [22:26] (Flashback) G     and go catch a star or something. [22:29] (Flashback) S     So what will you do now? [22:32] (Flashback) G     Me? Well... [22:35] (Flashback) G     I'm gonna do some fishing here. [22:40] (Flashback) G     I'll catch a shooting     star that fell to Earth, [22:43] (Flashback) G     and then release it back into the sky. [22:46] G     No, that was also me. [22:48] G     That was after the Joi war ended. [22:49] G     And that's definitely me. [22:57] (Flashback) Gu     Gintoki, if I die... [23:02] (Flashback) Gu     Take care of Sensei. [23:05] (Flashback) Gu     I can only ask it of another     good-for-nothing like me. [23:09] (Flashback) G     Then I'll ask another     good-for-nothing a favor, too. [23:13] (Flashback) G     Don't die! [23:17] G     Damn it, I told you, that was me! [23:19] G     This episode had a badass ending, [23:22] G     so why are you screwing with it now? [23:24] G     I won't be able to keep up my     motivation 'til next week like this! [23:27] G     I may not be here next week. [23:28] G     You okay with that? [23:29] G     Preview [23:30] G     Wait! [23:31] G     I'm not letting you get to the preview! SIGN    Preview [23:33] G     You want to mess with people's heads     because it's getting serious, don't you?! [23:36] G     Listen to me! [23:39] G     So what I'm saying here is... [23:41] G     "Don't die, buddy." [23:44] G     I'm back from Hell! [23:46] G     Go, for the things you truly     want to protect right now! SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo     Part 7 [23:50] G     I made my decision a long time ago. SIGN    Paths [23:53] ---     The four legendary Joi rebels     have gathered at last, [23:53] ---     but will Gintoki even be there     ready for them next time? [23:57] ---     Silliness aside, the Battle on Rakuyo arc [23:57] ---     is nearing its climax! Don't miss it! E323 - Paths Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Tak     I guess humans don't change that easily, huh? [00:09] Tak     Even after dying, [00:11] Tak     even after ten years, [00:13] Tak     everybody's still just screwing around. [00:17] Gin     I don't think so. [00:19] Gin     Ten years ago, I would've killed you. [00:21] Kat     I see. [00:23] Kat     So you've learned to save     your fun for later, huh? [00:27] Kat     You're all grown up. [00:29] Gin     Shove it. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 7 SIGN    Paths SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [02:08] Tak     It seems things changed     drastically while I was dead. [02:14] Tak     The guys who were trying to defend the     country from me until just the other day [02:18] Tak     are being targeted by it. [02:20] Gin     Nothing's changed. [02:22] Gin     Once we take them out,     it'll be your turn next, [02:25] Gin     Takasugi. [02:26] Kat     Until then, do the best     you can to stay alive. [02:31] Kat     If you're still worth using at all, that is. [02:34] Tak     Hey, what the hell are they saying? [02:38] Sak     Translated simply, they're saying... [02:41] Sak     "Don't die yet, buddy." [02:44] Sak     "A lot has happened, but forget     all of it for now and play ni—" [02:47] Kat     Who said anything of the sort?     This interpreter sucks! [02:50] Kat     Bring us Toda Natsuko! [02:51] Gin     When did we ever play nice with that moron?! [02:54] Gin     I'll keep it nice and short,     so translate it properly this time. [02:57] Gin     "Fck you, man. Ptoo." [02:59] Sak     Why'd you turn into a foreigner? [03:01] Sak     Mr. Takasugi, he's basically sayin'... [03:05] Sak     He wants to fck you. [03:07] Gin     Don't translate that literally! [03:08] Gin     Ow! [03:08] Kat     Over here, Mr. Sakamoto. [03:10] Sak     What the heck? Can't you just     talk to each other directly? [03:15] Kat     Oh, sorry. I'd built up some phlegm. [03:19] Sak     You just wanted to spit it     out? I'm not a spittoon! [03:22] Kat     You don't need to interpret. [03:24] Kat     Just spit some phlegm on him or something. [03:26] Sak     Why couldn't you just spit on him directly?! [03:28] Sak     Um, Mr. Takasugi... [03:30] Tak     Tell him I'm sending that     phlegm right back at him. [03:33] Sak     Send it right back at him, then! [03:35] Sak     Don't use me as a middleman! [03:36] Sak     I'm not a phlegm interpreter! [03:38] Sak     Damn, this stinks! [03:39] Sak     One of you has really stinky spit! [03:41] Gin     Tell him he can't have any     phlegm when he just woke up. [03:42] Gin     Hey, c'mon, stop— [03:44] Tak     Tell him not to blame me, but the fool who     lives and breathes sugar all the time. [03:45] Tak     Seriously, your phlegm reeks! [03:50] Kat     Tell him I had ramen with extra     garlic but brushed my teeth. [03:51] Kat      Ugh, that seriously stinks! Gross! [03:54] Sak     Knock it off! [03:56] Sak     They're the ones you need     to be spittin' at right now! [04:01] Tak     So the students of the honorable     Shoka Sonjuku school [04:04] Tak     are all enemies of the state now, huh? [04:06] Gin     That's no state. [04:08] Gin     That's nothing like a country. [04:15] U     They thirst... [04:17] U     The flesh and blood within me     that once made up that man. [04:22] U     Are you happy or sad? [04:30] U     Your students, who once     split up because of you, [04:33] U     have now gathered again here for you... [04:37] U     To be erased by you, Shoyo. [04:42] Hen     They even built things like that? [04:45] Tak     I see. [04:46] Tak     So that monster crow has finally been     dragged down to a place I can reach him. [04:51] Kat     Takasugi, you... [04:53] Kat     You knew about Utsuro? [04:57] Tak     Maybe, maybe not. [04:59] Tak     But if anyone could capture a man     so strong and kill him easily, [05:06] Tak     it'd have to be Sensei himself. [05:08] Tak     No, it'd have to be something     else that was within him. [05:12] (Flashback) 304     You ended up here after losing     your way, too, didn't you? [05:16] (Flashback) 304     I am the same. [05:18] (Flashback) 304     I'm still lost. [05:20] (Flashback) 304     But that's all right. [05:22] (Flashback) 304     Doubt yourself, lose your way, [05:24] (Flashback) 304     and become the kind of     samurai you want to be. [05:28] Tak     Sensei was fighting something... [05:31] Tak     Most likely the something that was within him. [05:35] Tak     But he lost, [05:37] Tak     and only it remained. [05:40] Tak     And it's still acting like it owns the world,     rebuilding countries as it pleases. [05:46] Tak     In that case, I'll have to keep fighting, too. [05:50] Tak     I don't care what you guys do from here on. [05:53] Tak     My mind was made up a long time ago. [05:59] Tak     I'll simply destroy this     rotten world he built! [06:10] Mat     Shinsuke-sama! [06:16] Ban     Like they'd stop now. [06:20] Ban     Those men cannot be stopped anymore. [06:27] Tak     Hold the crows off! [06:29] Gin     We'll crush that junk! [06:37] Kat     That day, [06:38] Kat     we all made countless graves. [06:41] Kat     Not just for Sensei and our comrades, [06:45] Kat     but also for ourselves. [06:49] Kat     When Yoshida Shoyo died,     his students died with him. [06:55] Kat     Their paths would never     again come together... [06:58] Kat     Or so I thought. [07:04] Kat     But, even as we walked down separate paths, [07:07] Kat     we never strayed from Sensei's teachings. [07:12] Kat     Seeking the kind of samurai     each of us wanted to be, [07:16] Kat     we doubted ourselves and lost our way, [07:17] Kat     but we never stopped walking, [07:20] Kat     and that's why our paths converged once more. [07:34] Kat     The one who brought them together [07:36] Kat     was none other than Sensei. [07:52] Kat     It might only be a fleeting chance meeting. [08:15] Kat     But, even if it's only momentary, [08:19] Kat     if we can go back to being Yoshida     Shoyo's students once more, [08:23] Kat     if we can go back to     being just friends again, [08:26] Kat     we couldn't ask for anything more. [08:35] Tak     How does it feel to be a liability     to a guy who just left a sickbed? [08:39] Gin     And how does it feel to be forced to     rely on that liability to survive? [08:47] Gin     It sucks. [08:55] G     Impossible! [08:56] G     They destroyed those weapons     all by themselves? [09:01] Mat     Now's our chance! [09:05] Mat     Fight them off! [09:07] Mat     We're going back to Earth alive! [09:09] Hen     We have those four on our side! [09:14] Sak     Good grief. [09:15] Sak     Don't put us on a pedestal     only when you need us. [09:19] Sak     But I have to apologize, everyone. [09:22] Sak     I've started to feel it doesn't matter [09:26] Sak     whether we win this battle or not. [09:30] Sak     If I just cast aside thoughts of victory and     defeat, I can raise hell with those punks. [09:37] Sak     If you knew I was havin'     pathetic thoughts like those, [09:41] Sak     you probably wouldn't let me     stand by your side anymore. [09:47] Gin     Tatsuma! [09:49] Sak     Comin'! [09:49] Sak     Zura! Takasugi! [09:51] Sak     Pretend to retreat and draw the enemy in! [09:54] Sak     Gintoki! [09:56] Sak     Use that chance to get past 'em! [10:01] Sak     We didn't come all this way     just to help an old pal. [10:05] Sak     Gintoki... [10:06] Sak     Use your old pals to help     the new ones you've found [10:11] Sak     who'll support our country's future! [10:14] Sak     Your old friends will take     on the country of old. [10:18] Sak     You lead your new friends to the new one. [10:21] Sak     We'll be all right now. [10:24] Sak     Go, for the people you truly     want to protect right now! [10:29] Tak     Have you all lost your minds? [10:34] Tak     Brat. [10:35] Tak     I didn't save your life for that crap. [10:40] Tak     Don't let anyone else take his head. [10:44] Tak     246 wins, 246 losses, [10:47] Tak     and one draw... [10:49] Tak     Next time, the country     or whatever won't matter. [10:52] Tak     I'll mop up everything else [10:53] Tak     and come for his head alone. [10:56] Tak     So, until then... [11:01] Tak     ...take care... [11:02] Tak     ...of our friend. [11:06] Shin     Got it! [11:21] Sak     This is for the best. [11:23] Sak     Even if we never meet again, [11:27] Sak     we'll be friends who can stand by you with     our heads held high until the very last. [11:36] U     Prepare to land. [11:39] U     It seems I have to correct     my students' failings myself. [11:43] U     Sir. [11:44] O     Utsuro-sama. [11:46] O     I promise to bring you their heads. [11:53] O     I, Oboro, am also your student. [11:57] O     Allow me to perform one     last act of loyalty for you. [12:02] G     Come in! [12:04] G     This is the 9th Division! [12:05] G     Requesting immediate help! [12:07] G     The enemy's counterattack has dealt great     damage to both the 9th and 10th Divisions! [12:12] U     Was it Umibozu? [12:14] G     Not just him. [12:15] G     There could be someone else on the move. [12:18] G     We've received word that our rear guard     has been attacked by an unknown unit! [12:24] G     And, while we haven't confirmed it, [12:25] G     we've also received word     that it was just one man. [12:28] U     Oh? [12:29] G     Anyway, send hel— [12:35] Abu     Hey. [12:41] Abu     Where am I? [12:42] Abu     Is this Hell? [12:44] Umi     There's definitely a seat reserved     for me in Hell after all this, [12:48] Umi     but I unfortunately still     have my legs and hair. [12:51] Abu     Uh, you don't have any hair. [12:55] Abu     It's only a matter of time. [12:57] Abu     Our ride's almost here. [13:01] Umi     If you've got time for     idle chatter, why not run? [13:06] Abu     Umibozu, are you really here     to kill your stupid son? [13:13] Abu     If you are, why would you protect us? [13:17] Abu     What the hell did you come here to fight? [13:22] Umi     Don't ask me. [13:24] Umi     It's pathetic, right? [13:26] Umi     Even if I can take out thousands     of enemies in front of me, [13:29] Umi     I have no idea how to have     a proper father-son fight. [13:34] Umi     The only way I know to show my love     and hatred is with this thing. [13:39] G     Bring my weapon! [13:41] G     Umibozu, the living legend. [13:44] G     A worthy opponent indeed. [13:46] G     I am the 1st Division commander who has     kept the Harusame going for a long time, [13:51] G     the Beast King, Shirei! [13:52] G     Can you take my attack... [14:03] Kam     Pull yourself together, Commander. [14:07] Kam     How could you mess up     receiving your own weapon? [14:10] Kam     But don't worry. [14:12] Kam     I'll finish your job for you. [14:16] Kam     Umibozu, the living legend. [14:19] Kam     A worthy opponent indeed. [14:21] Kam     Replacing 1st Division Commander     Shirei as your opponent [14:25] Kam     is the 7th Division commander, [14:28] Kam     your stupid son. [14:47] G     Y-You're... [14:50] G     Kamui! [14:52] G     Kill him! [14:58] Kam     Didn't you hear me? [14:59] Kam     I'm saying I'll take over     your commander's job! [15:08] Kam     The enemy's over there. [15:10] Kam     Now, charge. [15:24] Umi     Don't throw things at people. [15:32] Umi     Don't point sharp objects at people. [15:40] Umi     I'm back from Hell [15:42] Umi     to fight you, [15:45] Umi     baldy! [15:48] Umi     Don't call me baldy. [15:50] Umi     Call me your cool-headed dad! [15:59] Abu     Commander! Umibozu! [16:02] Abu     Calm down! [16:03] Abu     This is not the time! [16:17] Abu     It begins... [16:26] Abu     The universe's worst father-son fight. [16:34] Abu     Nobody can stop it now! [16:43] (Flashback) Umi     Kamui. [16:46] (Flashback) Umi     Grow strong. [16:48] (Flashback) Umi     And protect Mom and Kagura. [16:56] Kam     Look at me, Umibozu. [16:59] Kam     I've grown strong. [17:04] Kam     Ever since then, I've desperately     tried to follow in your footsteps. [17:08] Kam     Ever since then, I've kept     fighting just to surpass you. [17:13] Kam     Look at me, Umibozu. [17:16] Kam     I've grown strong enough to kill you. [17:24] Kam     So go back to being a beast once again! [17:29] Kam     We're not father and son tied by blood here. [17:34] Kam     We both want to prove we're     stronger than the other... [17:38] Kam     We're just two male beasts! [17:40] Kam     There isn't anyone who can stop us now... [17:55] Kag     No matter how many times you start this     nonsense, I'll stop you each time. [18:01] Kag     Let's go back [18:03] Kag     to being just family. [18:07] Shin     Outta the way! [18:10] Shin     Where are you, Kagura-chan?! [18:12] Shin     If you're here, answer me! [18:15] Gin     Pachi-boy. [18:16] Gin     There's only one man who could pull     this crap against this many people. [18:22] Shin     Umibozu-san... [18:24] Shin     He really does want to protect Kamui-san     from the Harusame, not just stop him. [18:30] Gin     I don't know. [18:31] Gin     Whatever the old man wants, [18:33] Gin     that stupid son won't stop anymore. [18:36] Gin     If he's alive, he'll definitely     come for his head. [18:39] Gin     And Kagura will definitely be there. [18:42] Gin     Let's hurry. [18:43] Gin     The Harusame's troops are     starting to withdraw now. [18:46] Gin     That family of monsters are the last     ones I expect to go down easily, [18:50] Gin     but the Harusame would never     ignore them and retreat. [18:56] Gin     I've got a bad feeling about this. [19:00] Kag     Lower your fists, both of you. [19:03] Kag     It's still not too late. [19:06] Kag     We can still go back. [19:09] Umi     Kagura. [19:10] Kam     No, it is too late. [19:18] Umi     Kagura! [19:22] Kam     Your family doesn't exist anymore! [19:26] Kam     The older brother you knew     doesn't exist anymore! [19:30] Kam     The father you know won't exist soon, either. [19:33] Kam     I thank you, sister of mine. [19:36] Kam     If his daughter dies in front of his eyes, [19:38] Kam     that beast may awaken once more! [19:41] Umi     Kamui! [19:47] Kag     The kid sister you knew doesn't     exist anymore, either. [19:55] Kag     You're the only one who     hasn't changed, Kamui. [20:00] Kag     You haven't grown strong at all! [20:07] Kag     You're the same sniveling guy     you were when Daddy left us. [20:11] Kag     The same guy who put on a     brave face in front of Mommy. [20:16] Kag     Nothing's changed at all. [20:19] Kag     Mommy and everybody else left you behind, [20:24] Kag     so you're sniveling and     putting on a brave face. [20:26] Kag     You're the same old crybaby brother of mine. [20:34] Kag     You stupid brother! [20:36] Kag     I'm no longer the sister you knew, who     only shed tears with you by your side! [20:42] Kag     I can now stand shoulder-to-shoulder,     fight, and shed blood with you! [20:50] Kag     So... [20:52] Kag     Come back to us, Kamui! [20:56] Kag     It's not that baldy old man you should     be raising your fists against! [21:01] Kag     You should be pointing them somewhere else! [21:07] Kag     I'll fight with you, so... [21:12] Umi     Stop... [21:16] Umi     Stop it... [21:19] Umi     That's enough. [21:20] Umi     Please, just stop! [21:23] Abu     Umibozu... [21:34] Abu     Umibozu! [21:53] Kag     Daddy! [22:00] Kag     Daddy! SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 8 [23:49] Umi     I'm talking about the woman     I risked my life to court. SIGN    Master of Kouan SIGN    The mysterious babe who makes a cameo in the OP. SIGN    Her identity will be revealed next week... SIGN    Actually, it feels like the ED's totally spoiled it already, SIGN    but we'll do our best to pretend nobody's noticed. E324 - Master of Kouan Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] (Flashback) Ub     "The strongest man in the universe." [00:08] (Flashback) Ub     The people who call me that     are but frogs in the well. [00:13] (Flashback) Ub     The universe is a big place. [00:15] (Flashback) Ub     A planet is no more than one of     innumerable specks of sand within it, [00:19] (Flashback) Ub     and the world one can see in a lifetime     is no more than a tiny part of the whole. [00:24] (Flashback) M     You mean to say there are     many more stronger than you? [00:27] (Flashback) M     But you must've been the strongest     man in the world my father saw. [00:32] (Flashback) M     Otherwise, he... [00:33] (Flashback) M     The captain of the Chidori Space Pirates     wouldn't entrust his dear daughter to you, [00:38] (Flashback) M     Umibozu. [00:40] (Flashback) M     Or should I say, my father's     old friend, Kanko? [00:44] (Flashback) M     You needn't say a thing. [00:46] (Flashback) M     I, Mutsu, shall withdraw our request myself. [00:50] (Flashback) M     You are far too great a man to     be teaching someone like me. [00:53] (Flashback) M     But, whenever you feel like it, [00:55] (Flashback) M     would you come chat with this     ignorant, sheltered bird in a cage? [01:02] (Flashback) M     And tell me about the innumerable specks     of sand you have seen with your eyes? SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 8 SIGN    Master of Kouan SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [02:45] U     I sensed from the start that     things between you and me [02:48] U     would eventually come to this point. [02:52] U     And, having met you, I think     I have found my answer... [02:55] U     As to why, despite building an     advanced interstellar civilization, [02:59] U     we still don't stop fighting. [03:03] U     It has nothing to do with     standpoints, views, or creeds. [03:08] U     It comes from our fundamental     nature as creatures. [03:11] U     No matter how far we evolve, [03:14] U     our psyche may always force us to determine [03:16] U     which of us are predators,     and which of us are prey. [03:21] U     And when it comes to two creatures     at the top of the food chain... [03:27] Ub     The strongest man in the universe? [03:29] Ub     Are you one of those fools who     keep talking about that crap, too? [03:33] Ub     Well, I'm sorry, but I have     no interest in that title. [03:37] Ub     Begone! [03:39] Ub     I don't care what happens to the world. [03:41] Ub     Even if I am a frog, [03:43] Ub     I will protect the well I live in,     even if it kills me. [03:49] Ub     I'm fine with being just a frog. [03:52] U     You are no frog in the well. [03:56] U     As someone who has seen the rise and     fall of many a species, I guarantee it. [04:02] U     But that's exactly why I know that, [04:04] U     even if you are a     once-in-a-millennium warrior, [04:09] U     you cannot escape the principles of life. [04:12] U     Indeed, you will inevitably fall someday. [04:17] U     Because I have escaped     the principles of life, [04:20] U     and you ended up standing in my way. [04:26] Sak     Mutsu! Hurry! [04:32] (Flashback) UB     Someone stronger than me? [04:34] (Flashback) M     Yes. [04:35] (Flashback) M     If you say that even you can't     be called the strongest, [04:38] (Flashback) M     have you met anyone worthy of the title? [04:41] (Flashback) UB     Hosen, whom I fought when I was     younger, was pretty strong. [04:44] (Flashback) UB     But that's only if we're talking     about creatures like us. [04:49] (Flashback) UB     The things I've fought in my life as a hunter [04:51] (Flashback) UB     were all beyond comparable     concepts such as strength. [04:54] (Flashback) UB     Could you compare anyone's strength     to that of a typhoon or tsunami? [04:57] (Flashback) M     There's no need to. [04:59] (Flashback) M     Nobody else could stop a natural     disaster by themselves. [05:06] (Flashback) M     I've heard of it, you know. [05:07] (Flashback) M     How you earned the title of "strongest." [05:11] (Flashback) M     The reason Yato hail you as a hero. [05:15] (Flashback) M     About the battle in which     Umibozu took back our home. [05:20] (Flashback) M     The Yato's home planet, Kouan, [05:22] (Flashback) M     suffered an all-out attack by the     Allied Planets during the Great War [05:25] (Flashback) M     and was destroyed along with many Yato. [05:30] (Flashback) M     Altana began to gush out of the ground, [05:33] (Flashback) M     and the ruined planet became     a nest for mutant creatures. [05:40] (Flashback) M     Among them was something that made     people call Kouan the planet of death... [05:48] (Flashback) M     The planetary parasite Orochi,     considered the Master of Kouan. [05:52] (Flashback) M     It fed on the Altana     reserves, grew 108 heads, [05:56] (Flashback) M     and eliminated anyone who     dared approach its nest. [06:00] (Flashback) M     Everyone abandoned the place [06:01] (Flashback) M     and didn't approach it for centuries,     but one man charged into its nest alone [06:05] (Flashback) M     and took back the Yato's home... [06:08] (Flashback) M     That was you, Umibozu, was it not? [06:12] (Flashback) UB     Took back our home? [06:15] (Flashback) UB     I just lost a bet with a friend. [06:18] (Flashback) UB     I said I'd go to our deserted home and hit     on a woman if I lost a drinking battle. [06:27] (Flashback) UB     I'd never experienced     anything like it before. [06:30] (Flashback) UB     The moment I saw them, [06:34] (Flashback) UB     it stood up. [06:38] (Flashback) M     Stood up? [06:39] (Flashback) M     What did? [06:40] (Flashback) UB     I guess it was too early for you, kid. [06:42] (Flashback) UB     Well, you could call it my instinct. [06:45] (Flashback) UB     The moment I laid eyes on them, [06:46] (Flashback) UB     my genes immediately came to a conclusion. [06:49] (Flashback) UB     "You're going to die." [06:51] (Flashback) UB     "Hurry up and make some babies," they said. [07:00] (Flashback) UB     I went after them again and again,     but I just couldn't break through. [07:05] (Flashback) UB     It felt like I was fighting     the earth I stood on. [07:09] (Flashback) UB     Like I was a mere insect     going up against a planet. [07:14] (Flashback) M     Your genes admitted defeat before you did? [07:17] (Flashback) UB     Simply put, I felt fear for     the first time in my life. [07:22] (Flashback) UB     But, as much as his genes     may cry out in terror, [07:25] (Flashback) UB     a man cannot cry until his battle is over. [07:28] (Flashback) UB     So I told my right ball... [07:31] UB     Quit rattling. [07:33] UB     Lefty, you shut up and watch, too. [07:35] UB     I planted my seeds a long time ago. [07:38] UB     My best ones, in fact. [07:40] UB     So let me fight! Let me protect my family! [08:00] (Flashback) M     I don't believe it. [08:02] (Flashback) M     You suppressed your instincts by force? [08:06] (Flashback) UB     Thanks to that, my worldly desires died down, [08:08] (Flashback) UB     and I could hit on the     woman with a clear mind. [08:10] (Flashback) M     The woman? [08:11] (Flashback) M     Was the Orochi female? [08:13] (Flashback) UB     What are you talking about? [08:15] (Flashback) UB     Why would I crush one of my balls     to fight a scrub like that? [08:20] UB     Is that arm regenerating? [08:23] (Flashback) UB     Like I said, [08:24] (Flashback) UB     I was on that planet to hit on a woman. [08:27] UB     I see. [08:29] UB     I knew it... [08:31] UB     You really are just like her.     A being of Altana... [08:34] (Flashback) M     Who are you talking about? [08:34] U     Who are you talking about? [08:46] UB     I'm talking about the woman     I risked my life to court. [09:06] (Flashback) UB     On the Yato's home planet, which had     fallen to ruin a long time ago, [09:09] (Flashback) UB     on the planet of death... [09:13] (Flashback) UB     There stood a woman. [09:29] (Flashback) UB     And I, too, stood tall. [09:34] (Flashback) UB     I can't believe there     really was someone here. [09:39] (Flashback) UB     Hey, wait! [09:41] (Flashback) Ko     This planet isn't dead or anything. [09:44] (Flashback) Ko     It may have become uninhabitable for people, [09:46] (Flashback) Ko     but these guys still live here,     eating the rotten earth, [09:49] (Flashback) Ko     those guys still live here,     drinking the rotten water, [09:53] (Flashback) Ko     and I still live here. [09:55] (Flashback) Ko     All that happened was that one species     among many on this planet died out. [10:00] (Flashback) Ko     You shouldn't judge an entire     planet by your standards alone. [10:04] (Flashback) Ko     Leave. [10:06] (Flashback) Ko     I don't want to erase another life     from this planet to save an intruder. [10:11] (Flashback) Ko     I must put them to sleep. [10:14] (Flashback) UB     That's when I learned [10:17] (Flashback) UB     that "Master of Kouan" [10:22] (Flashback) UB     referred to that woman. [10:25] (Flashback) UB     Hey, wai— [10:36] (Flashback) UB     I said wait! [10:40] (Flashback) UB     Out of my way! [10:45] (Flashback) UB     Listen to me! [10:51] (Flashback) UB     "That woman is dangerous." [10:53] (Flashback) UB     That's what my instincts told me. [10:55] (Flashback) UB     But, at the same time, they     were also telling me this... [10:58] (Flashback) UB     H-Hey, lady. [11:01] (Flashback) UB     If you don't mind, why don't     we forget about this Orochi [11:03] (Flashback) UB     and go take out the Orochi in my pants? [11:09] (Flashback) UB     "She is the one." [11:12] (Flashback) UB     For three days and three nights, she kept     fighting to put the Orochi to sleep. [11:17] (Flashback) UB     And I kept trying to woo her in order     to put the Orochi in my pants to sleep. [11:25] (Flashback) UB     Why don't we go get some coffee? [11:28] (Flashback) UB     But she paid no heed to me at all. [11:38] (Flashback) UB     Just as she took out the 59th head     and the Orochi began to retreat, [11:47] (Flashback) UB     I suppressed my last Orochi, too. [11:51] (Flashback) UB     There was something I wanted to tell her not     out of instinct, but with my own words. [11:56] (Flashback) UB     My name is Kanko. [11:59] (Flashback) UB     I'll ask your name next     time I'm here or something. [12:02] (Flashback) UB     If the Master of Kouan will     let me come here, that is. [12:06] (Flashback) Ko     Did you tag along all this     while just to say that? [12:10] (Flashback) UB     When you visit someone else's home, [12:12] (Flashback) UB     it's common courtesy to first knock     on their door and introduce yourself. [12:15] (Flashback) UB     Sorry for causing a fuss. [12:17] (Flashback) UB     Tell your family I apologize, Master. [12:23] (Flashback) Ko     This isn't someone else's home. [12:25] (Flashback) Ko     It's your homeland. [12:27] (Flashback) Ko     If you want to come back, feel free. [12:30] (Flashback) Ko     Though, as far as I know, [12:32] (Flashback) Ko     you're the only weirdo who's ever come     back here, let alone knocked on the door. [12:39] (Flashback) Ko     The Orochi wasn't trying to get rid of you. [12:42] (Flashback) Ko     It just got excited and wanted to play. [12:45] (Flashback) Ko     We thought everyone had     forgotten this planet, [12:47] (Flashback) Ko     but there was someone out     there who remembered us. [12:50] (Flashback) Ko     Maybe that made it happy. [12:53] (Flashback) Ko     Also, I'm not the Master of Kouan. [12:57] (Flashback) Ko     I'm Kouka. [13:00] (Flashback) UB     After that, I began going home regularly. [13:04] (Flashback) UB     At some point, the Orochi     stopped attacking me. [13:10] (Flashback) Ko     Maybe it accepted you as part of this planet, [13:14] (Flashback) Ko     or maybe it accepted you as its new master. [13:17] (Flashback) Ko     You might actually be suited to the role. [13:20] (Flashback) UB     There's nothing good to eat. [13:22] (Flashback) UB     All you can find here is     rotten earth and water. [13:25] (Flashback) UB     I wouldn't even last ten days here. [13:27] (Flashback) UB     Kouka, why do you stay here? [13:30] (Flashback) Ko     I'm the same as you all. [13:36] (Flashback) Ko     You abandoned the planet because     you couldn't live here anymore. [13:41] (Flashback) Ko     I can't live anywhere but here. [13:44] (Flashback) Ko     That's why I remain. [13:46] (Flashback) Ko     The few Yato who survived the Great     War scattered to other planets. [13:52] (Flashback) Ko     But there were some who chose     to die with their home. [13:57] (Flashback) Ko     Most of them died sooner than     they normally would have. [14:01] (Flashback) Ko     However, some among them could     adapt to this harsh environment. [14:06] (Flashback) Ko     I am a descendant of that admirable clan, [14:09] (Flashback) Ko     its sole survivor. [14:11] (Flashback) Ko     If it came down to it, I could even     eat your stinky boots to survive. [14:16] (Flashback) Ko     I'd rather die, though. [14:18] (Flashback) UB     If you don't have any family or friends here, [14:21] (Flashback) UB     you don't have a reason to live     alone here, eating boots to survive. [14:25] (Flashback) Ko     But I don't have a reason     to leave, either, do I? [14:28] (Flashback) UB     Any other place would be     heaven compared to this. [14:31] (Flashback) UB     Besides, [14:33] (Flashback) UB     aren't you lonely? [14:35] (Flashback) Ko     Lonely? [14:37] (Flashback) Ko     The thought never crossed my mind. [14:39] (Flashback) Ko     Could something like that     be a reason to leave? [14:44] (Flashback) Ko     Even if it could, [14:45] (Flashback) Ko     I forgot a long time ago when you're     supposed to feel that emotion. [14:51] (Flashback) Ko     I was born and raised on this planet. [14:54] (Flashback) Ko     No baby hates the cradle it slept in, right? [14:59] (Flashback) Ko     I don't know how you see it, [15:01] (Flashback) Ko     but I quite enjoy this life, where I get     to hog an entire planet and do as I please. [15:08] (Flashback) Ko     Also, it's not like I can't have fun here. [15:11] (Flashback) Ko     I can read all the books on the planet, [15:13] (Flashback) Ko     sing at the top of my lungs     without worrying about anyone, [15:17] (Flashback) Ko     and toy with the occasional     invader that shows up. [15:24] (Flashback) UB     I always told her stories about     all the planets I'd visited. [15:29] (Flashback) UB     I thought she'd find them interesting     because she'd never set foot off of Kouan. [15:35] (Flashback) UB     And she always listened to me     with a bored look on her face. [15:48] (Flashback) UB     But then, one day... [15:50] (Flashback) Ko     Kanko. [15:52] (Flashback) Ko     Enough. [15:54] (Flashback) Ko     I've grown sick of listening. [15:58] (Flashback) Ko     I want to see another     planet with my own eyes. [16:01] (Flashback) UB     B-But you... [16:04] (Flashback) Ko     I don't mind if it's from afar. [16:07] (Flashback) Ko     Would you take me? [16:12] (Flashback) UB     She gazed at it without saying a word, [16:15] (Flashback) UB     wearing the same bored expression as always. [16:18] (Flashback) UB     But she gazed at it intently,     without budging an inch. [16:22] (Flashback) UB     Is it pretty? [16:24] (Flashback) UB     That's what most planets     people live on look like. [16:28] (Flashback) UB     Have you heard of Earth? [16:29] (Flashback) Ko     Earth? [16:31] (Flashback) UB     Apparently, it's a remote planet     that's still developing, [16:34] (Flashback) UB     but it's blessed with clear     water and fertile land, [16:37] (Flashback) UB     and is said to be very beautiful. [16:41] (Flashback) UB     Would you like to go see Earth with me? [16:47] (Flashback) UB     No, not just Earth. [16:49] (Flashback) UB     If there's anywhere you want to go, [16:51] (Flashback) UB     the great Umibozu will bring you away     from that rotten planet and take you. [16:56] (Flashback) UB     So, be my... m-my... [17:02] (Flashback) UB     Be my, uh, partner! [17:05] (Flashback) UB     Y-Yeah! My business partner! [17:07] (Flashback) UB     If we teamed up, we could be the     strongest alien hunters ever! [17:10] (Flashback) UB     Don't you agree? [17:12] (Flashback) Ko     Partner, huh? [17:14] (Flashback) Ko     That doesn't sound bad. [17:16] (Flashback) Ko     If that were possible, [17:20] (Flashback) Ko     I bet it'd be really fun. [17:26] (Flashback) UB     That day... [17:27] (Flashback) UB     Even though she never used to see me off, [17:30] (Flashback) UB     she didn't take her eyes     off my ship as it flew off. [17:54] (Flashback) UB     It didn't hit me until then. [17:56] (Flashback) UB     The reason she never used to see me off. [18:00] (Flashback) UB     The reason she saw me off that day. [18:03] (Flashback) UB     I spent twelve whole days looking everywhere, [18:05] (Flashback) UB     but I couldn't find her. [18:15] (Flashback) UB     That's when I saw the     Orochi standing silently. [18:25] (Flashback) Ko     This is a problem. [18:28] (Flashback) Ko     When did you tame the Orochi to this extent? [18:34] (Flashback) Ko     I wasn't going to see you anymore. [18:37] (Flashback) Ko     Why'd you come here? [18:40] (Flashback) Ko     Didn't I tell you that I belong to the     clan that would die with this planet? [18:46] (Flashback) Ko     I've lived all my life by myself. [18:48] (Flashback) Ko     I have to live by myself. [18:53] (Flashback) Ko     So why? [18:57] (Flashback) Ko     Why do you remind me of these feelings? [19:03] (Flashback) UB     I'm sorry, Kouka. [19:05] (Flashback) UB     But I'm the same as you. [19:08] (Flashback) UB     Even if I'm on a planet bustling with life, [19:11] (Flashback) UB     even if I have thousands of people around me, [19:15] (Flashback) UB     I still feel lonely without you by my side. [19:25] (Flashback) UB     I don't want to let you die alone. [19:28] (Flashback) UB     If you want to stay here, then so will I. [19:33] (Flashback) UB     If you want to go somewhere else, [19:35] (Flashback) UB     I'll go anywhere with you. [19:38] (Flashback) UB     So... [19:39] (Flashback) UB     Die with me, Kouka. [19:46] (Flashback) Ko     I'm betraying my clan. [19:51] (Flashback) Ko     I feel like the planet's asking me     if I'm going to abandon it, too. [19:59] (Flashback) UB     Really? [20:11] (Flashback) UB     If you ask me, [20:13] (Flashback) UB     it looks like it's thanking you. [20:17] (Flashback) UB     Like it's saying, "thanks for everything." [20:29] (Flashback) M     I see. [20:30] (Flashback) M     Legend calls you a hero who took the Yato     home from the monstrous "Master of Kouan," [20:37] (Flashback) M     but you were actually a Casanova who wooed     her and took her from the dying planet? [20:44] (Flashback) UB     Legend, my foot. [20:47] (Flashback) UB     The strongest creature the     great Umibozu ever encountered [20:51] (Flashback) UB     can be found all over the universe... [20:54] (Flashback) UB     A wife. [20:56] (Flashback) UB     And I, just like every other     pitiful man in the universe, [20:59] (Flashback) UB     ended up under my wife's thumb, basically. [21:03] (Flashback) M     That's hilarious. [21:05] (Flashback) M     The strongest man in the universe     was the weakest in his household? [21:09] (Flashback) UB     Don't laugh. [21:11] (Flashback) UB     A household is a whole other universe. [21:14] (Flashback) M     But it's a fine legend. [21:16] (Flashback) M     Rather than stories about lonesome     monsters dying all alone, [21:20] (Flashback) M     I prefer ordinary stories about finding     companionship, parenthood, and a family. [21:31] (Flashback) UB     You can say that again. [21:33] (Flashback) UB     Building a legend of being     the strongest means nothing. [21:36] (Flashback) UB     Building such ordinary happiness     is far more valuable. [21:43] (Flashback) UB     I knew nothing back then. [21:48] (Flashback) UB     I can't live anywhere but this planet. [21:52] (Flashback) UB     Not even what her words truly meant. [21:56] (Flashback) UB     I'm neither a hero nor a father. [22:01] Kam     He's a murderer. [22:03] Kam     That man killed our mother. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:44] UB     I'll take care of Mom's illness somehow. [23:46] Ko     Good grief. He inherited all your stupidity. [23:49] Kam     Take us away. SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 9 [23:51] Kam     Take Mom and me away from this planet. SIGN    The Lost Rabbit SIGN    To protect his family, the young Kamui sought something. SIGN    His earnest desire grows twisted with time... SIGN    Can the bald old man reform his stupid son? SIGN    And how will his fight with the monster that barged in end? E325 - The Lost Rabbit Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Kam     Our mother was a mutant created by the     outpouring of Altana on Planet Kouan... [00:13] Kam     An immortal who never would've died     so long as she'd stayed on that planet. [00:18] Kam     There's no telling just how long     she'd lived there all by herself. [00:26] Kam     But one thing's for sure: [00:28] Kam     that man made that solitary     flower wither and die. [00:33] Kam     What killed our mother [00:36] Kam     was our father. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 9 SIGN    The Lost Rabbit SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [02:21] (Flashback) Kam     Don't ever mouth off at me again. [02:23] (Flashback) Kam     If you do, you won't get off this lightly. [02:25] (Flashback) G     We'll say it as many times as it takes! [02:27] (Flashback) G     Get out of this town already! [02:29] (Flashback) UB     Hey! [02:30] (Flashback) UB     What are you guys doing?! [02:32] (Flashback) G     Crap, it's Umibozu! [02:34] (Flashback) G     Run away! [02:35] (Flashback) Kam     Dad! [02:37] (Flashback) UB     Don't bully the weak! [02:41] (Flashback) Kam     It was eight-on-one. [02:43] (Flashback) Kam     I was the one being bullied. [02:45] (Flashback) UB     Eight ants can't bully an elephant. [02:47] (Flashback) UB     Don't use the Yato's inherent     strength for no reason. [02:49] (Flashback) Kam     You told me to grow stronger. [02:51] (Flashback) UB     What kind of brother gets his dear     kid sister mixed up in a fight? [02:55] (Flashback) UB     Right, Kagura-chan? [02:58] (Flashback) UB     I was wrong! There were two elephants! [03:01] (Flashback) Kam     But those guys called Mom a pathogen,     even though they don't know anything. [03:08] (Flashback) Kam     Dad, just what is Mom's illness? [03:11] (Flashback) Kam     Will she really get better? [03:13] (Flashback) Kam     Is there nothing I can do to help? [03:18] (Flashback) UB     Don't worry. [03:19] (Flashback) UB     Do you have any idea how much you're     helping just by staying by her side? [03:23] (Flashback) UB     I'll take care of Mom's illness. [03:26] (Flashback) UB     So stop being reckless. [03:30] Kam     I felt like I wasn't being taken seriously. [03:34] Kam     And I thought Mom's illness wasn't healing, [03:36] Kam     and that he stopped coming home frequently, [03:39] Kam     because I lacked strength. [03:43] (Flashback) UB     Grow stronger. [03:46] Kam     So I tried to get stronger. [04:01] (Flashback) Ko     Kamui, you got into another     fight, didn't you? [04:03] (Flashback) Kam     N-No, I didn't! [04:04] (Flashback) Ko     You're starting to resemble him. [04:06] (Flashback) Ko     You suck at lying. [04:08] (Flashback) Ko     Keep doing that, and you'll go bald. [04:09] (Flashback) Kam     As if! [04:10] (Flashback) Ko     Come here. [04:12] (Flashback) Kam     N-No. [04:13] (Flashback) Ko     Oh, so there is something you didn't inherit. [04:15] (Flashback) Ko     The baldy has no problem being     babied when he needs it. [04:19] (Flashback) Kag     How nice. [04:20] (Flashback) Kag     Me, too! [04:22] (Flashback) Ko     It's big bro's turn today. [04:24] (Flashback) Ko     Good grief. You inherited all his stupidity. [04:30] (Flashback) Ko     I'm so sorry... [04:32] (Flashback) Ko     For making you bear so many     burdens on this tiny back. [04:36] (Flashback) Ko     I became one with him because     I wanted to be by his side. [04:42] (Flashback) Ko     I wanted to be by your side     after you were born. [04:47] (Flashback) Ko     So, Kamui, [04:49] (Flashback) Ko     you two stay the way you are. [04:55] Kam     I started to understand even     less what it meant to be strong. [04:59] (Flashback) G     Those guys... [05:00] (Flashback) G     It's the Harusame. [05:04] (Flashback) G     Here comes our sandbag. [05:09] (Flashback) Kam     Kagura! [05:10] (Flashback) Kam     Don't bully Kamui! [05:12] (Flashback) Kam     We promised Mommy we wouldn't     make her worry anymore! [05:15] (Flashback) Kam     We promised we'd always be together! [05:18] (Flashback) G     Shut up, runt! [05:21] (Flashback) Kam     Kagura! [05:28] (Flashback) Abu     People on this planet don't teach     their punk kids too well, huh? [05:33] (Flashback) Abu     I had to teach them a lesson. [05:36] (Flashback) Abu     Hey, baby rabbit. [05:37] (Flashback) Abu     If you don't want to end up a villain, [05:39] (Flashback) Abu     learn to protect your little sister. [05:44] (Flashback) G     What are you doing, Abuto? [05:47] (Flashback) Abu     Nothing. [05:48] (Flashback) Abu     I tried to take an outdoor dump, but     the place was already filled with shit. [05:59] (Flashback) UB     I thought I told you... [06:01] (Flashback) UB     Strength is undone by strength. [06:04] (Flashback) UB     You're confused about     what strength truly means. [06:07] (Flashback) Kam     I don't get it. [06:10] (Flashback) Kam     What is strength? [06:12] (Flashback) Kam     Letting others beat you up? [06:14] (Flashback) Kam     Hurting others to protect your family? [06:18] (Flashback) Kam     Going off to fight alone, with     no concern for your family? [06:24] (Flashback) Kam     I just don't get it anymore. [06:34] (Flashback) UB     I don't get it, either. [06:38] (Flashback) Ko     But you're still going? [06:41] (Flashback) UB     That's right, Kouka. [06:43] (Flashback) UB     Just as you risked your life in the     hopes that you could be with us, [06:48] (Flashback) UB     I'll keep you alive, even if I     have to leave you all to do it. [06:54] (Flashback) UB     Even if I lose the right to call myself     a father, I'll protect my family. [06:59] (Flashback) UB     As the man who made the flower blooming     on the planet of death wither, [07:04] (Flashback) UB     that is my cross to bear. [07:07] U     What a vast universe we live in. [07:10] U     I'm amazed that there was     a being just like me, [07:12] U     and others who watched her die. [07:17] U     What expression was she wearing? [07:20] U     One of relief as her times of     emptiness came to an end? [07:23] U     One of hatred as her loved ones murdered her? [07:28] (Flashback) Kam     Why? [07:31] (Flashback) Kam     Why did you fall in love with Mom? [07:34] (Flashback) Kam     If you hadn't brought her     off of that planet... [07:37] (Flashback) Kam     You're the one who's making her suffer. [07:40] (Flashback) UB     That's exactly right. [07:43] (Flashback) UB     She was all alone, and     I couldn't ignore that. [07:46] (Flashback) UB     I wanted to protect her. [07:48] (Flashback) UB     But I was the one being protected. [07:52] (Flashback) UB     I can't live on that planet. [07:54] (Flashback) UB     But Mom can't live on any other planet. [07:59] (Flashback) UB     That's why she came along     without saying anything. [08:01] (Flashback) UB     Instead of living forever alone, [08:04] (Flashback) UB     she chose to live with us and die. [08:08] (Flashback) UB     Blame me if you must. [08:11] (Flashback) UB     But even if I had realized back then, [08:15] (Flashback) UB     I still would've chosen     to walk down this path. [08:19] (Flashback) UB     Because it brought you two into my life. [08:26] Kam     The footsteps I'd always tried to     follow in kept walking farther away. [08:30] Kam     The ones making Mom suffer [08:33] Kam     were the three of us, her family. [08:37] (Flashback) G     That's him. Let's do this. [08:45] (Flashback) Kam     Hey. [08:52] (Flashback) Abu     Those aren't the eyes of a brother     who came to avenge his kid sister. [08:57] (Flashback) Abu     You might have the potential to become     a much bigger villain than these guys. [09:00] (Flashback) Kam     I don't care... [09:02] (Flashback) Kam     As long as I can grow stronger! [09:06] (Flashback) Abu     Hey, what's this about? [09:08] (Flashback) Abu     Are you really here for lessons     in how to be a villain? [09:11] (Flashback) G     Get a load of Abuto. [09:13] (Flashback) Abu     It's no laughing matter. [09:14] (Flashback) G     Get him, kid! [09:16] (Flashback) Abu     This brat! [09:21] (Flashback) Ho     That's a nice kick, brat. [09:24] (Flashback) Ho     The Harusame's 7th Division     Commander accepts your challenge. [09:28] (Flashback) Ho     Hey, small fry. [09:30] (Flashback) Ho     Anyone who throws a serious punch     at you, be they a whelp or otherwise, [09:35] (Flashback) Ho     must be met with a serious punch in turn. [09:37] (Flashback) Ho     That's basic courtesy as a man. [09:46] (Flashback) Ho     Do you wish to be strong? [09:48] (Flashback) Ho     Then learn how weak you are. [09:52] (Flashback) Ho     Come again. [09:55] (Flashback) Ho     That kid... [10:00] (Flashback) Ho     He had the same eyes as him. [10:03] Kam     I wanted to know a form of     strength that was unlike his. [10:07] Kam     But at the same time that     I realized how weak I was, [10:12] Kam     I realized that I, that man, [10:15] Kam     our family... [10:18] Kam     We couldn't save her. [10:22] Kam     Then I... [10:31] (Flashback) Kam     Then... I... [10:43] (Flashback) Ho     Damn rabbit. [10:45] (Flashback) Ho     You land a hit on me, the great Hosen? [10:49] (Flashback) Ho     Tell me what you want. [10:50] (Flashback) Ho     To be beaten to death     right here and now, or... [10:56] (Flashback) Kam     Take us away. [10:58] (Flashback) Kam     Take Mom and me away from this planet. [11:02] (Flashback) Kam     Mom, let's go back to your planet. [11:06] (Flashback) Ko     When did you find out? [11:09] (Flashback) Kag     I'm sure you'll get better if we go back. [11:13] (Flashback) Kag     Even a withering flower can be saved     if it's planted back into the earth... [11:16] (Flashback) Ko     Kamui. [11:18] (Flashback) Ko     Let me stay here. [11:21] (Flashback) Ko     I want to be by your side. [11:23] (Flashback) Kam     You don't have to. [11:26] (Flashback) Kam     I don't care if we can't call     ourselves family anymore. [11:28] (Flashback) Kam     I still want you to live. [11:33] (Flashback) Ko     Why would you inherit that part of him, too? [11:39] (Flashback) Kag     Mommy! [11:40] (Flashback) Kag     What are you doing, Kamui? [11:42] (Flashback) Kag     Where are you taking Mommy? [11:45] (Flashback) Kag     Daddy! [11:47] (Flashback) UB     Why choose to do this now, when I'm home? [11:51] (Flashback) Kam     Because I know... [11:53] (Flashback) Kam     That to save Mom, I have to cast     aside the idea of being family. [11:58] (Flashback) Kam     That I have to walk over you to do it. [12:03] Kam     That's right. [12:04] Kam     I no longer... [12:09] Kam     Out of my way! [12:16] (Flashback) UB     Stop it, Kamui. [12:17] (Flashback) UB     I'll save Mom! [12:19] (Flashback) UB     I thought I promised you that! [12:22] (Flashback) UB     Wait! There's something I want to show— [12:26] (Flashback) UB     Look at this! [12:27] (Flashback) UB     With this, Mom can... [12:31] (Flashback) Kam     I grew stronger to protect my family. [12:35] (Flashback) Kam     You're the one who told me to do it. [12:37] (Flashback) Kam     So I'm going to take Mom with me, even if     I have to cut off your arm that's stopping us. [12:44] (Flashback) Kam     I will protect my family, even     if we're no longer a family. [12:51] Kam     Whatever you and I tried to protect [12:56] Kam     no longer exists. [13:07] Kam     I abandoned my family and failed     to protect our mother... [13:12] (Flashback) Kam     All I have left is to grow stronger. [13:16] Kam     All I have left is to surpass that man. [13:21] Kam     So, Kagura, [13:25] Kam     please let me go. [13:27] Kam     Stop getting in my way. [13:30] Kam     That face, and that voice... [13:36] Kam     Don't force me to keep     seeing and hearing them. [13:57] Abu     I can't budge an inch. [14:01] UB     I've never had this feeling before. [14:03] UB     If I must fight him, [14:07] UB     this planet is too small a stage to do it. [14:11] UB     My weapon can't keep up. [14:14] UB     And my body [14:16] UB     is being a nuisance. [14:20] UB     I feel like everything's shackling me. [14:23] UB     Faced with that thing, [14:25] UB     even being alive feels restrictive! [14:30] UB     Kouka, I'm the kind of idiot who drove     even you, an immortal, to death. [14:37] UB     But there are some things     only idiots are capable of. [14:40] UB     Lend me your strength... [14:42] UB     Help me protect our family! [14:51] U     What are you playing at? [14:52] UB     I'm trying to rip out     an immortal's soul here. [14:55] UB     I have to be prepared     to cast everything off [14:58] UB     and fight with my bare essence, too. [15:04] U     Crushing my heart won't make me disappear. [15:08] UB     Your heart isn't the only thing here. [15:11] UB     There's also the gift I was going to     give my wife, an Altana crystal. [15:17] UB     You're beings born from Altana. [15:20] UB     You can't stay alive if you're     torn apart from your home planet. [15:24] UB     To keep my wife alive, [15:26] UB     I looked all over that planet for     any remaining Altana crystals. [15:31] UB     I never expected to use one this way. [15:34] UB     Were you born on Earth? [15:37] UB     I wonder what will happen if I crush     this crystal along with your heart. [15:42] U     What do you think will happen first?     You doing that, or me chopping you in half? [15:46] UB     Beats me. [15:47] UB     But I know that, at the very least, [15:50] UB     I was the type of guy who'd buy gifts     for his wife a month in advance! [16:03] UB     As you were born on Earth, [16:06] UB     exposing you to Altana from a different planet [16:07] UB     is like filling a gasoline car with diesel. [16:11] UB     Your engine is bound to break down. [16:14] UB     Die, just like us. [16:20] UB     Kouka, I finally managed to deliver [16:26] UB     my final present to you. [16:32] UB     Please accept it. [16:38] Abu     Umibozu! [16:45] U     If I could die just from that,     I wouldn't have such a hard time. [16:49] U     It's too bad. [16:52] U     So not even you could kill me, huh? [17:02] Kag     Daddy... [17:05] Abu     Umibozu! [17:09] Abu     Why are there two of him? [17:12] Abu     It can't be! [17:13] Abu     He regenerated from his     lopped-off right arm? [17:17] U     It seems we both had the same idea. [17:23] U     The only difference is that he     only had one life to throw away. [17:28] Abu     You monster! [17:32] U     But it looks like I've run out of Altana. [17:37] U     Thanks to you, [17:38] U     for the first time in centuries,     I got to experience death [17:40] U     and this feeling of being alive. [17:44] U     But that, too, is but an opening     act for the end that is to come. [17:50] U     Let us meet again someday in the afterlife. [17:57] Abu     Hang in there! Hey! [18:00] U     Looks like he left. [18:04] U     That means I've won. [18:09] U     I lost my left arm casting aside my family, [18:12] U     but I lost my right arm protecting it. [18:18] U     It was a surprisingly good job, for me. [18:22] Abu     You... [18:23] Kam     Good job, my ass. [18:25] Kam     Didn't you have your right arm for the     sole purpose of beating your stupid son? [18:31] Kam     Why is it lying over there? [18:33] Kam     Why did you let a guy     like that humiliate you? [18:37] Kam     Stand up. [18:38] Kam     We haven't settled our score yet. [18:41] Abu     Commander... [18:42] Kam     I know you're better than this! [18:46] Kam     Stand up! [18:47] Abu     Stop, Commander. [18:49] Abu     Umibozu, your dad, is already... [18:53] Kag     Stop, Kamui! [19:07] Kag     Gin-chan... [19:09] Kag     Shinpachi... [19:11] Kam     What are you here for? [19:13] Gin     You want to tell us to keep our     noses out of your family's business? [19:16] Gin     Sure, we're not related by blood. [19:20] Gin     However, we lived under the     same roof, ate the same food, [19:24] Gin     and we laughed, cried, and     got mad at the same things. [19:28] Gin     We're Odd Jobs. [19:32] Gin     We don't need blood ties     or a reason to help her. [19:36] Shin     Kamui-san. [19:37] Shin     Unclench your fist. [19:40] Shin     Don't make Kagura-chan, your family, [19:42] Shin     and yourself suffer any more. [19:45] Kam     You're the ones making her suffer. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [19:49] Kam     She finally found another home. [19:52] Kam     Are you trying to force me to break it down? [19:55] Shin     We won't break. [19:58] Shin     Just as Kagura-chan never let go of you, [20:01] Shin     we won't let her or anyone else go, either. [20:05] Shin     So neither you nor we will ever break. [20:09] Kam     It's too late. There's no going back. [20:12] Kam     My mother's gone. [20:15] Kam     Things won't end for us     until one of us goes down. [20:20] Gin     That so? [20:21] Gin     I'll put an end to things for you, then. [20:27] UB     What are you... [20:33] Gin     This makes me the one who     took down the strongest. [20:37] Gin     I'm the strongest now. [20:38] Shin     Who are you kidding?! [20:40] UB     Oh, did a fly land on my head? [20:42] Shin     You didn't hurt him at all!     If anything, you only hurt yourself! [20:45] Shin     Headbutting a half-dead man     and getting hurt instead [20:47] Shin     makes you the worst and the weakest! [20:49] Gin     No matter what anyone says, [20:51] Gin     I'm the one who finished him off. [20:54] Gin     I've inherited the title of "strongest." [20:56] Gin     Along with the job of babysitting you, Kamui. [21:01] Gin     What you've been looking for is right here. [21:04] Gin     If you want some, come get some. [21:06] Gin     Try throwing everything you picked     up to defeat that baldy at me. [21:12] Gin     Your dreams, all your hard work,     and your desire to be the strongest... [21:17] Gin     I'm going to trample all over     them as a complete stranger. [21:21] Gin     That's how worthless the thing     you've always wanted is. [21:25] Kam     Didn't you hear me? [21:27] Kam     I told you to get out of my way! [21:30] Gin     Didn't you hear me? [21:32] Gin     I told you to come at me     with everything you've got. [21:39] Gin     Is that all you've got? [21:41] Gin     You could never beat your old man with that. [21:45] Gin     You thought you were chasing after him, [21:47] Gin     but you'd started running     from him at some point. [21:50] Gin     From your old man, from your family. [21:53] Gin     You're empty. [21:55] Gin     That's why you wanted to     find a purpose for yourself. [21:58] Gin     But with your weak fists,     you couldn't blow away [22:01] Gin     your old man's wig, let alone me. [22:05] Gin     Strongest? [22:06] Gin     You don't need a title like that. [22:09] Gin     You already have one that     fits you perfectly... [22:13] Gin     You stupid brother! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 10 [23:49] Kam     You hadn't thrown it away yet? [23:50] Kag     Stop, Kamui! SIGN    Siblings [23:52] Gin     This is as far as you go. SIGN    Gintoki took over the title of "strongest" with one headbutt. SIGN    He takes on Kamui, a member of the combat race Yato, to see who's number one! SIGN    As Kagura and Shinpachi look on, SIGN    something strange happens to Kamui... E326 - Siblings Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] (Flashback) UB     Kagura wants to save him. [00:16] (Flashback) UB     Despite all the badmouthing she does, [00:19] (Flashback) UB     she wishes for her brother to     go back to how he used to be. [00:24] (Flashback) UB     Even if the two of you end     up facing off, I'm sure... [00:31] (Flashback) UB     Earthlings are an odd bunch. [00:34] (Flashback) UB     They make graves for people they hated. [00:37] (Flashback) UB     Maybe you could find [00:41] (Flashback) UB     a different solution than mine. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 10 SIGN    Siblings SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [02:25] Kam     Stupid brother? [02:27] Kam     Even if a tiny part of me still remains one, [02:32] Kam     it dies today! [02:34] Kam     Along with the stupid brother from Earth! [02:40] UB     He's crazy. [02:42] UB     An Earthling could never beat a Yato. [02:44] UB     An Earthling could never beat him. [02:47] UB     He's even stronger than Hosen right now. [02:53] Kam     I emptied myself out of my own free will. [02:57] Kam     The title of "strongest" is too big     to fit someone who isn't empty. [03:04] Kam     You should've stayed on your little     planet, protecting your little family. [03:11] Kam     Why did you face me when you lack     the resolve to empty yourself? [03:16] Kam     You will die without being     able to protect anything. [03:18] Kam     And she will lose everything [03:21] Kam     because of you and me, [03:22] Kam     her two stupid brothers! [03:25] Kag     Gin-chan! [03:41] Gin     You don't need resolve to become empty. [03:45] Gin     Kamui... [03:47] Gin     As you say, I'm far from being the strongest. [03:52] Gin     You may be much closer to it. [03:59] Gin     But I still don't see myself losing. [04:05] Gin     Strength that has nothing to lose [04:08] Gin     is the same as weakness that     can't protect anything. [04:11] Gin     You can't take anyone or anything from me. [04:16] Kam     You can't even protect yourself! [04:19] Kam     What could you possibly protect from me? [04:21] Kam     And if you can't protect something, [04:22] Kam     keep your hands off of it to begin with! [04:33] UB     Is that fear? [04:35] UB     No, he's being thrown off... [04:39] UB     By his eyes, which keep coming back to life. [04:48] UB     By his sword. [04:56] UB     That guy... [04:58] Shin     He's the same as Kamui-san. [05:02] Shin     Just as Kamui-san kept fighting in     order to obtain the title of strongest, [05:08] Shin     he kept fighting, too, [05:10] Shin     for an entirely different name. [05:15] Kam     What are your eyes fixed on? [05:19] Kam     You're not looking at me. [05:21] Kam     Even when you went up     against Hosen and Shinsuke, [05:25] Kam     you were off fighting a different     battle all by yourself. [05:29] Kam     Who are you fighting? [05:31] Kam     What name are you fighting for? [05:35] Gin     Just like you, [05:38] Gin     I used to be empty. [05:41] Gin     Once I lost everything and learned     how terrifying that could be, [05:45] Gin     I kept living an empty life, [05:48] Gin     with no meaning or name of any kind. [05:52] Gin     But the ones who gave meaning     to the empty me once more [05:57] Gin     were the people who'd become     a part of me at some point, [06:00] Gin     your sister and everyone else. [06:03] Gin     Those audacious pests     just barged into my life [06:08] Gin     and gave me a new name. [06:11] Gin     That's when I realized [06:13] Gin     that I hadn't actually lost anything. [06:17] Gin     That I was just cowering and     running away from it all. [06:22] Gin     I'll never run away again... [06:24] Gin     Not from protecting something or losing it. [06:28] Gin     I don't need a title as fancy as "strongest" [06:31] Gin     or one as sorry as "stupid brother from Earth." [06:36] Gin     I'm Odd Jobs Gin-chan. [06:40] Gin     I swear on this name they gave me [06:42] Gin     that I won't lose... [06:45] Gin     Not to you or myself. [06:49] Gin     So, Kamui, [06:51] Gin     you shouldn't lose, either. [06:53] Gin     Remember. [06:55] Gin     Remember that thing lying at the     very depths of the empty you... [06:58] Gin     Your real name! [07:07] UB     That's right. [07:09] UB     That's how he... how samurai are. [07:14] UB     If they have something to protect, [07:17] UB     they won't hesitate to face enemies     far stronger than themselves. [07:23] UB     Their eyes aren't fixed on     the wall in front of them, [07:26] UB     but rather the wall within, their own limits. [07:31] UB     In order to break down not     their enemy, but their limits, [07:35] UB     they keep fighting everyone's     biggest enemy, themselves. [07:40] UB     And they get stronger every time they do. [07:42] UB     Kamui... [07:44] UB     The higher you soar above him, [07:48] UB     the higher he will jump. [07:52] Gin     How many walls remain? [08:20] Kam     This is as far as you go. [08:23] Kam     Stop, Kamui! [08:31] Gin     And this is as far as you go, [08:35] Gin     you stupid brother. [08:45] Kag     For a moment there, he just... [08:48] Gin     Did you get a look at the     depths of your emptiness? [08:53] Gin     What you saw there is your real name. [09:03] Kam     You still haven't thrown that name away? [09:09] Kam     That's why you'll lose to someone like him. [09:14] Kam     If you can't do it yourself, [09:16] Kam     then I'll do it for you. [09:19] Kam     Your sister, your old man, [09:21] Kam     and the person you used to be... [09:25] Kam     I'll erase it all for you. [09:42] Kag     K-Kamui? [09:44] Kag     You... [09:46] Shin     He looks just like     Kagura-chan did back then. [09:51] Abu     That moron went and got himself consumed. [09:55] Abu     That's no longer anyone's     stupid brother or commander. [09:59] Abu     It's just a beast that's even     forgotten its own name. [10:07] Shin     Kagura-chan! [10:16] Gin     His limiter's off, huh? [10:23] Kag     Stop it, Kamui! [10:25] Kag     If you keep going, your body will... [10:33] Kag     Gin-chan! [10:39] Abu     Run away. [10:41] Abu     Take that baldy and run right away. [10:43] Abu     I have no interest in your family spat. [10:46] Abu     If you wanna kill your kid sister     or your old man, feel free. [10:50] Abu     But kill them when you're     yourself, Commander. [10:54] Abu     Do your father's punches hurt so much that     you lose yourself to your Yato blood? [11:02] Abu     Does punching your sister hurt that much? [11:05] Abu     These guys are the same. [11:07] Abu     They're enduring that pain to fight you. [11:11] Abu     And here you're running away? [11:13] Abu     If you're gonna run with your tail between     your legs from a fight you started, [11:17] Abu     then don't raise your hand to begin with. [11:19] Abu     If you're gonna fight,     do it with your own hands. [11:23] Abu     And if you refuse to listen to     your vice commander's advice, [11:28] Abu     then so be it. [11:30] Abu     I'm used to being forced to tag     along with my stupid commander. [11:35] Abu     If you're gonna keep fighting until you die, [11:38] Abu     then the 7th Division will     fight with you all the way. [11:41] Abu     Go! [11:43] Shin     Abuto-san! [11:50] (Flashback) H     Hey, it's time to set sail. [12:01] (Flashback) H     Where's your mother? [12:04] (Flashback) H     I had hopes for you as a villain since you     wanted to kidnap her using a pirate ship. [12:10] (Flashback) H     But it looks like I overestimated you. [12:12] (Flashback) H     Get lost. [12:13] (Flashback) H     This world is no place for babies like you. [12:16] (Flashback) Kam     What does that make you? [12:17] (Flashback) Kam     Can you really call yourself a pirate     when you can't kidnap one measly kid? [12:22] (Flashback) Abu     Deep down, you wanted someone     to stop you, didn't you? [12:26] (Flashback) Abu     Isn't that why you tried to kidnap     your mom when your dad was around? [12:32] (Flashback) Abu     It's still not too late. You can stop now. [12:41] Abu     Back then, you started walking     forward with no hesitation, [12:45] Abu     and I couldn't stop you. [12:48] Abu     Because I was the same as you. [12:52] Abu     Nowhere to go back to.     The only way to go was forward. [12:56] Abu     The 7th Division was filled     with people like that. [12:59] Abu     That's why, when you moved forward     without ever looking back, [13:03] Abu     when you rushed on ahead of us, [13:06] Abu     we were drawn to you. [13:08] Abu     Empty or not, [13:11] Abu     the sight of you relentlessly charging     forward in pursuit of strength, [13:16] Abu     the sight of you smiling in the     very face of death as you fought, [13:20] Abu     was our pride and joy. [13:25] Abu     If that's a sin, [13:27] Abu     then I'll atone for it as the     guy who couldn't stop you. [13:31] Abu     So... [13:33] Abu     Smile, Commander. [13:36] Abu     Don't fight with a look that's     totally unlike you, moron. [13:56] Shin     We won't let anyone die anymore! [13:59] Shin     We swear on our... on Odd Jobs's name! [14:03] Kag     K-Kamui. [14:05] Kag     You're not taking anything away anymore. [14:08] Kag     You're not losing anything anymore. [14:10] Kag     I... [14:11] Kag     We'll protect that name, the last     thing remaining within you... [14:16] Kag     We'll protect you, stupid brother! [14:18] Kag     So don't go letting your     stupid instincts beat you! [14:49] Abu     Those brats... [14:52] (Flashback) Shin     I'll protect Kagura-chan! [14:53] (Flashback) Shin     I'll protect the Kagura-chan we believe in! [15:04] (Flashback) Kag     I want to become stronger... [15:08] (Flashback) Kag     Strong enough to protect everyone. [15:11] (Flashback) Kag     Strong enough to not lose to myself. [15:14] (Flashback) Shin     I feel the same way. [15:16] (Flashback) Shin     Every time we protected something, [15:18] (Flashback) Shin     we became a little stronger, didn't we? [15:24] (Flashback) Shin     So let's wipe our tears and go. [15:28] (Flashback) Shin     I'm sure we'll become a little stronger. [15:39] Kag     I won't cry anymore! [15:41] Shin     I won't lose anymore! [15:43] Kag     We've protected many things... [15:45] Shin     ...and lost many! [15:47] Kag     Have we gotten stronger? [15:50] Shin     Have we made any progress? [15:52] Bo     We don't know! [15:54] Kag     But... [15:57] (Flashback) Kag     Earth? [15:59] (Flashback) Ko     Yeah. Your father told me     about it a long time ago. [16:03] (Flashback) Ko     That there's a very beautiful     blue planet out there. [16:08] (Flashback) Ko     Well, knowing how sloppy that man is, [16:11] (Flashback) Ko     he's probably lost all memory     of it along with his hair. [16:15] (Flashback) Kag     Let's go to Earth, Mommy. [16:18] (Flashback) Kag     Let's go with Daddy and     Kamui when you're better. [16:21] (Flashback) Kag     The whole family, together. [16:24] (Flashback) Kag     I bet he'll come flying     back once you're better. [16:30] (Flashback) Ko     Really? [16:31] (Flashback) Ko     Guess I should get well soon, then. [16:33] (Flashback) Kag     Yep. So you should sleep now. [16:37] (Flashback) Ko     Yeah, yeah. [16:43] (Flashback) Ko     Kagura... [16:46] (Flashback) Ko     Thank you. [16:48] (Flashback) Ko     For always being there. [16:51] (Flashback) Ko     So long as you're around,     our family will be just fine. [16:57] (Flashback) Ko     Even when the day comes for     you to build your own family, [17:00] (Flashback) Ko     try to make it one just like that. [17:03] (Flashback) Ko     It doesn't matter if they're fools or idiots, [17:07] (Flashback) Ko     as long as they're with you     in both good times and bad, [17:13] (Flashback) Ko     always by your side. [17:16] (Flashback) Ko     Find people like that. [17:21] Kag     Mommy... [17:22] Kag     We never went to Earth     as a family in the end, [17:27] Kag     but I did find on that blue planet [17:39] Kag     the biggest fool, [17:42] Kag     the biggest idiot, and Odd Jobs. [17:49] Kag     That's why I won't lose. [17:52] Kag     So long as they laugh by my side [17:58] Kag     and cry by my side, [18:01] Kag     I'll laugh and cry with you, too. [18:04] Kag     I'll fight by your side, [18:08] Kag     just like how you always     fought alongside us. [18:54] Kam     You're a nuisance. [18:57] Kam     Stay out of my way. [19:00] Kam     Get lost, my Yato blood. [19:04] Kam     It's just a sibling spat. [19:07] Kam     Let me fight with my own hands. [19:11] Kam     I can't afford to lose to you anymore. [19:22] Kam     Like hell I could lose. [19:26] Kam     A big bro can't keep losing to     his little sister like this. [19:34] Kam     Let me win already, little sis. [19:56] Kag     This fight is over already. [19:59] Kag     Whether you chose not to punch me [20:01] Kag     or just couldn't do it, [20:06] Kag     your fists can't beat me. [20:11] Kag     You can't shake off your little sister's arm. [20:17] (Flashback) Kag     Mommy! Mommy! [20:22] (Flashback) Kag     Daddy! [20:28] (Flashback) UB     Kouka? [20:29] (Flashback) UB     Kouka! [20:33] (Flashback) Ko     Welcome home, [20:37] (Flashback) Ko     Kanko... [20:40] (Flashback) Ko     Kamui... [20:45] (Flashback) Ko     All four members of our family are     finally back together, Kagura... [20:54] (Flashback) Ko     It has to be all of us, together. [21:00] (Flashback) Ko     Now, we can finally all go [21:07] (Flashback) Ko     to Earth. [21:13] Kag     Back then, you were by Mommy's side, too. [21:19] Kag     No matter how much you run, [21:23] Kag     no matter how far you go, [21:26] Kag     you can't shake us off. [21:31] Kag     Kamui, you're Mommy's... [21:35] Kag     Our family. [21:39] Abu     Thousands of punches couldn't ever     take the Harusame's strongest man out, [21:46] Abu     but just one teardrop from     his sister knocked him out. [21:54] Abu     His face looked like he'd cried himself     to sleep on his mother's lap... [22:00] Abu     Like a little boy. SIGN    Preview [23:39] O     I got my wings from the same man, so I know. [23:43] Sh     I will fight, too, [23:45] Sh     with the reaper within me. [23:47] Sh     A school where a teacher and     his students learn together... SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 11 [23:50] Sh     That sounds wonderful. SIGN    It's not over just yet. SIGN    Next time, we'll take a look at Oboro's past. SIGN    We'll take a look at some really important stuff SIGN    like what made Yoshida Shoyo who he was. E327 - First Student Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] UB     Kouka? [00:22] UB     I see. [00:24] UB     I guess I messed up royally. [00:28] UB     But I can finally join you now... [00:34] UB     You won't let me, huh? [00:38] UB     I've now become [00:41] UB     a father who can neither beat nor     embrace his naughty children. [00:46] UB     What could I possibly do now? [00:50] UB     Come on, Kouka... [00:53] UB     Tell me. [01:05] M     You always were that kind of man. [01:08] M     Whenever I thought you     couldn't survive something, [01:11] M     you came back to life like it was nothing [01:14] M     and told me of adventures     that set my heart aflutter. [01:18] M     I can't wait to hear your story this time. [01:25] UB     Even if it's just complaining     that'll make your heart burn? SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 11 SIGN    First Student SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [03:09] Abu     Such troublesome siblings. [03:13] Abu     What makes them think they need     to pass out more than we do? [03:17] Gin     You can say that again. [03:18] Gin     If a babe's willing to     let me rest on her lap, [03:20] Gin     I'd like to jump in there right now. [03:23] Gin     But, unfortunately, it looks     like that'll have to wait. [03:28] Gin     All I see around me are the     disgusting crotches of dudes. [03:31] Gin     It'd probably give me nightmares. [03:33] Abu     I feel like we're already having one. [03:37] Gin     Then we should hope for some     rousing activity that'll wake us up. [03:42] G     Hold it. [03:44] G     Don't jump to conclusions. [03:46] G     Like we'd ever be cheap enough     to fight wounded men. [03:50] Abu     Shokaku, one of the Three Mad Stars! [03:52] G     He was until a while ago, that is. [03:55] G     Now that we've lost to the samurai [03:57] G     and were cast aside by our master, [04:00] G     we're basically the same as you. [04:02] Abu     Were cast aside? [04:04] Abu     You mean you cast him aside. [04:06] Sho     One thing's for sure: [04:08] Sho     that man held no pride as a pirate, [04:12] Sho     and I never had any loyalty     worth throwing away for him. [04:16] Sho     Pirates are supposed to be free spirits. [04:20] Sho     That's how I felt watching you guys... [04:24] Sho     You looked to be having so much more fun. [04:27] G     Now, let us ask you. [04:29] G     Does the 7th Division, [04:30] G     Harusame's thunderbolt,     still remain unbroken? [04:34] Abu     Who knows? [04:36] Abu     I sure don't. [04:38] Abu     I don't even know if the guy     lying there is our commander [04:41] Abu     or just another big brother. [04:44] Abu     The only thing I can say for sure is... [04:48] Abu     This isn't like you. [04:51] Abu     Be it on a battlefield     or on your sister's lap, [04:54] Abu     it's not like you to stay down. [04:56] Abu     It's not like you to stay down     after being beat up and losing. [05:05] Abu     I won't lose again. [05:09] Abu     Not to anyone. [05:14] Abu     I... [05:16] Abu     However long I spent as     a son and a big brother, [05:19] Abu     I've spent far longer living as a pirate. [05:23] Abu     I never planned on turning back anyway. [05:27] Abu     I can only keep going. [05:29] Abu     So far ahead, my little sister     will never be able to catch up. [05:33] Abu     So high up, I can look down on my old man. [05:38] Abu     And so far away, I'll be able to reach her. [05:43] Abu     Unless I'm willing to go that far, [05:47] Abu     I'll never be able to catch up [05:50] Abu     or go back there. [05:57] UB     I came here to stop that beast. [06:01] UB     I was even willing to kill him, [06:03] UB     because I thought that was     my duty as his father. [06:07] UB     But I couldn't do it. [06:11] UB     And it was probably the same for him. [06:15] UB     No matter how far apart we     drifted, we were family. [06:19] UB     The resolve we needed wasn't     to cut our ties as family. [06:26] UB     Those ties weren't going     to snap no matter what. [06:29] UB     So even if we got tangled up     in them and suffered at times, [06:33] UB     we needed the resolve to hold on to     those ties and draw them closer. [06:39] UB     I was made to realize that [06:41] UB     by the girl who never let go of those ties. [06:46] UB     And by the bizarre ties     who always came with her. [06:54] Gin     Hey. [06:56] Gin     Enjoy your holiday? [06:58] Kag     Sorry for acting so selfish. [07:01] Kag     I didn't want to drag you guys into this. [07:04] Kag     But... [07:08] Gin     I'd always wondered where a kid [07:09] Gin     would have to be born to grow     up into a crude brat like you. [07:14] Gin     I have my answer now. [07:16] Gin     What a filthy town. [07:19] Gin     But it's just like our own. [07:23] Gin     We got to see the family and     town that brought you up. [07:27] Gin     Not a bad holiday. [07:29] Gin     So, put that thing away. [07:33] Shin     You can't ignore Umibozu-san     and leave, right? [07:37] Shin     Even so, we can't accept     a resignation letter. [07:41] Shin     A leave letter is good enough. [07:45] Shin     So come back again sometime [07:48] Shin     to your other home. [07:51] Kag     No... SIGN    Paid Leave Request [07:53] Kag     That's not what this is. [07:55] Kag     Can we make this not an     ordinary holiday, but paid leave? [08:01] Kag     What are you doing to a     wounded girl, you scumbags?! [08:04] Gin     In Odd Jobs, a request for paid leave     is the same as a request for death. [08:07] Gin     And I accepted yours. [08:09] Kag     My purse is empty thanks to your measly pay! [08:11] Kag     You could at least offer     to share some of my load! [08:13] Gin     What did you use all your money on? [08:14] Kag     Staying at hotels, buying art,     China dresses for calligraphy. [08:18] Kag     They were all necessary expenses. [08:19] Shin     Who are you, an ex-governor of Tokyo?! [08:21] Kag     I'll also need to pay for     the baldy's treatment now! [08:22] Kag     Cut me some slack, you outsiders! [08:24] Gin     What treatment does the baldy even need? [08:26] Gin     So what if he lost an arm or two?     That monster will be just fine. [08:29] Gin     Apply some aloe, and they'll     grow back eventually. [08:31] Shin     They're not hair! [08:32] Gin     I don't think his hair's gonna grow back. [08:33] Shin     Why is his hair more     hopeless than his arms?! [08:37] Abu     It's true! [08:39] Abu     My arms grew back! [08:40] M     Yes, I figured combat prosthetics     would be best for you. [08:44] Adlib     Asura Temple! [08:45] UB     I'd like some more firepower. [08:47] UB     Oh, and put it on their tab. [08:50] M     Certainly. [08:50] Gin     Screw you! [08:51] Gin     He's the picture of good health! [08:53] Shin     Someone pay for our treatment, too! [08:58] Sak     I'll put the ship's repair     fees on your tab, too. [09:02] Sak     Now, then. The trade talks are over. [09:04] Sak     So how about we close this deal, too? [09:10] Sak     Members of the Kiheitai. [09:12] Sak     You ran off partway without a word. [09:15] Sak     What happened? [09:16] Sak     Where's Takasugi? [09:19] Hen     I bring a message from Shinsuke-dono. [09:31] Mat     So annoying! [09:32] Mat     How far are they gonna chase us? [09:34] Hen     It seems we've been separated     from Katsura and the Kaientai. [09:37] Hen     At this rate... [09:38] Tak     I don't recall teaming up with     them in the first place. [09:42] Tak     I don't want to be further indebted to them. [09:44] Tak     I'll pay them back with interest someday. [09:48] Tak     Of course... [09:50] Tak     You too, [09:52] Tak     Oboro. [09:53] Mat     Wha... [09:55] Ob     Good job leading them here. [09:58] Ob     The Harusame have started to retreat. [09:59] Ob     You all should leave, too. [10:01] Ob     Hurry up and go. [10:05] Mat     What are you playing at? [10:09] Obo     Your survival was unexpected, [10:13] Obo     but the true purpose of     this battle lies elsewhere. [10:16] Obo     Compared to that man fulfilling     his longstanding desire, [10:19] Obo     what happens to the lives of insects that     crawl on the ground doesn't matter. [10:23] Tak     Then why are you here? [10:27] Tak     To make excuses for losing to mere insects? [10:29] Obo     Because I know. [10:32] Obo     That some insects will never give up, [10:35] Obo     flapping their wings until     they reach the heavens. [10:38] Obo     I got my wings from the same man, so I know. [10:43] Tak     The same man? [10:45] Tak     The monster crow you follow and Sensei? [10:49] Tak     Yoshida Shoyo died. [10:52] Tak     And one of the people who     killed him stands before me. [10:56] Obo     I don't care either way. [10:59] Obo     I merely wish to remove     all obstacles in his way. [11:05] Obo     I will use the last remaining flames     of my life to burn your wings away! [11:29] (Flashback) G     Is that all of them? [11:30] (Flashback) G     Yeah. [11:33] (Flashback) G     It's all over now. [11:45] (Flashback) Obo     Is this what they call death, [11:50] (Flashback) Obo     reaper? [12:10] (Flashback) U     This is all I can do for you. [12:19] (Flashback) Obo     What are you... [12:22] (Flashback) Obo     Forgive me. [12:24] (Flashback) Obo     I can't even die as your target of revenge. [12:28] (Flashback) Obo     So I hope you at least [12:31] (Flashback) Obo     live and continue to hate me forever. [12:39] Obo     Back then, I died. [12:43] Obo     I decided to dedicate everything to him. [12:47] Obo     I was an insect fated to die like a slave,     with no one to grieve for me. [12:53] Obo     So I decided to serve him until I shed     all the blood that kept me alive. [12:59] (Flashback) U     I told you to leave once your wounds healed. [13:02] (Flashback) U     We took your home away from you. [13:05] (Flashback) U     That said, if you stay here, [13:08] (Flashback) U     you'll end up a killer. [13:10] (Flashback) Obo     Please teach me. [13:12] (Flashback) Obo     I'm willing to do anything to help you. [13:16] (Flashback) U     I'm no teacher. [13:18] (Flashback) Obo     In my eyes, you're a teacher who I owe     my life to. One who deserves respect. [13:22] (Flashback) U     That's not something you say     to a leader of assassins. [13:25] (Flashback) U     I cannot offer anyone anything. [13:29] (Flashback) U     In fact, I wish I could be one of the     children, and learn along with them... [13:34] (Flashback) U     How to clean my bloodstained hands. [13:39] (Flashback) Obo     In that case, how about     running a school yourself? [13:42] (Flashback) Obo     A school where a teacher and     his students learn together... [13:45] (Flashback) Obo     That sounds wonderful. [13:47] (Flashback) U     Who would join a school run by a murderer? [13:52] (Flashback) U     All I can teach anyone     are techniques to kill. [13:56] (Flashback) Obo     But you refuse to teach me those. [13:59] (Flashback) Obo     If you truly were evil,     I'd already be a killer by now. [14:05] (Flashback) Obo     I'll give up on learning killing techniques, [14:08] (Flashback) Obo     so make me your first student     at that school, okay? [14:23] (Flashback) G     The chief has run away. [14:25] (Flashback) G     As you know, quitting is     not an option for us. [14:28] (Flashback) G     He must be dealt with. [14:32] (Flashback) Sho     Oh? Did you finally decide     to leave that place? [14:36] (Flashback) Obo     Sensei! [14:37] (Flashback) Obo     What are you fooling around for?! [14:40] (Flashback) Sho     I couldn't lure you outside     without doing this much. [14:44] (Flashback) Sho     If I want to get you out of the group, [14:47] (Flashback) Sho     the best way to do it is by leaving. [14:50] (Flashback) Obo     Sensei, you can't mean... [14:52] (Flashback) Sho     No. I've been plotting     this since before you came. [14:57] (Flashback) Sho     But it may have been thanks to you     that I finally made up my mind. [15:01] (Flashback) Sho     I may bear sins that won't     go away even after death, [15:04] (Flashback) Sho     but I can keep atoning for     them as long as I live. [15:08] (Flashback) Sho     I will fight, too, [15:10] (Flashback) Sho     with the reaper within me. [15:11] (Flashback) Obo     B-But... [15:14] (Flashback) Obo     You'll be targeted because of me. [15:17] (Flashback) Sho     That goes for you, too. [15:19] (Flashback) Sho     If anyone even considers you     a member of Naraku, that is. [15:23] (Flashback) Sho     But I will make you one of my own. [15:51] (Flashback) Obo     Shoka Sonjuku? [15:53] (Flashback) Obo     What's that supposed to be? [15:54] (Flashback) Sho     The name of the school. [15:56] (Flashback) Obo     What does it mean? [15:58] (Flashback) Sho     A school born under a pine tree... [16:01] (Flashback) Sho     Just now. [16:02] (Flashback) Sho     Right now, it's just you and me, [16:05] (Flashback) Sho     but I hope many more will join     us under this pine tree one day, [16:09] (Flashback) Sho     and that you'll have many junior students. [16:13] (Flashback) Obo     Junior students? [16:14] (Flashback) Sho     Yes. [16:15] (Flashback) Sho     In Naraku, you were the weakest, [16:18] (Flashback) Sho     but from now on, you'll be     the most advanced student. [16:20] (Flashback) Sho     We both need to do our best. [16:24] (Flashback) Obo     Y-Yes. [16:28] (Flashback) Obo     Junior students, huh? [16:30] (Flashback) Obo     I can't wait to see them. [16:37] (Flashback) Obo     There's no escape. [16:39] (Flashback) Obo     Not even for Sensei, [16:41] (Flashback) Obo     if he takes me along. [16:45] (Flashback) Sho     This is a trap to delay your pursuers. [16:47] (Flashback) Sho     You must never use it to kill. [17:06] (Flashback) G     Aren't you the chief's page? [17:08] (Flashback) G     Hey! [17:09] (Flashback) G     What happened? [17:12] (Flashback) Obo     I helped him escape... [17:16] (Flashback) Obo     But once he found out how     many were after him, [17:20] (Flashback) Obo     he cut me off, saying I'd hold him back. [17:22] (Flashback) G     Which way did he go? [17:28] (Flashback) G     Wait. [17:29] (Flashback) G     This certainly is the chief's sword. [17:32] (Flashback) G     But why are you alive, then? [17:37] (Flashback) G     If he decided to kill     someone, he'd never fail. [17:40] (Flashback) G     Especially not a brat like you. [17:49] (Flashback) Obo     He didn't fail to kill me. [17:51] (Flashback) Obo     He just chose not to. [17:54] (Flashback) Obo     Sensei won't kill anyone anymore. [17:58] (Flashback) Obo     And I'll make sure he never has to. [18:06] (Flashback) Obo     Sensei, [18:07] (Flashback) Obo     I'm really sorry. [18:10] (Flashback) Obo     I broke our promise. [18:12] (Flashback) Obo     I decided that, since you saved me,     my life didn't belong to myself. [18:15] (Flashback) Obo     That I would use it for your sake. [18:19] (Flashback) Obo     If I can't protect your ideal, [18:22] (Flashback) Obo     if I can't protect the junior     students I have yet to meet, [18:25] (Flashback) Obo     how can I call myself your first student? [18:29] (Flashback) Obo     Sensei, I know our school, [18:33] (Flashback) Obo     Shoka Sonjuku, will... [18:39] Obo     Apparently, he thought I was dead, [18:43] Obo     but his blood coursing through my body [18:46] Obo     told me to live and continue to serve him. [18:52] Obo     Having covered up my betrayal, [18:54] Obo     I strove to keep Naraku's     fangs away from Sensei. [18:58] Obo     I went against his teachings and didn't     hesitate to dirty my hands with blood. [19:03] Obo     I didn't mind, even though     I wasn't by his side, [19:06] Obo     if it meant I could protect     him and his ideal... [19:09] Obo     That's what I thought. [19:32] Obo     That's what I thought... [19:35] Obo     Or so I thought. [19:47] Obo     I'm the one who got him captured. [19:52] Obo     Even so... [19:55] Obo     Even so, [19:59] Obo     I believed he would come back. [20:03] Obo     You and I are the same. [20:06] Obo     We lost our teacher due to our weakness. [20:09] Obo     One swore to never betray him again. [20:16] Obo     The other swore [20:18] Obo     to bring him back, even if it     meant having to kill him again. [20:26] Obo     Until the spirit your teacher     gave you completely dies out, [20:29] Obo     keep fighting. [20:31] Obo     That's what we... [20:33] Obo     Yoshida Shoyo's students are all about. [20:39] (Flashback) Obo     Come out. It's time. [20:45] (Flashback) Sho     Can you pass on my last words [20:47] (Flashback) Sho     to my students? [20:50] (Flashback) Sho     Without you, I never would've     gotten to meet them. [20:54] (Flashback) Sho     Without you, I never would've     become Yoshida Shoyo. [20:59] (Flashback) Sho     Thank you. [21:00] (Flashback) Sho     And I'm sorry. [21:04] (Flashback) Sho     If possible, I would've loved     to bring you together. [21:07] (Flashback) Sho     Those kids, [21:10] (Flashback) Sho     and my pride and joy, my first student. [21:19] Obo     I have seen with my own eyes, Sensei, [21:23] Obo     my junior students I'm so proud of. [21:31] Obo     It dried up, huh? [21:34] Obo     This blood has dried up, at last... [21:39] Obo     Now I can finally go back. [21:42] Obo     It's been so long... [21:44] Obo     But this pain is nothing. [21:47] Obo     Compared to your eternal suffering, [21:50] Obo     my suffering must be no more than     the fleeting pain of a needle prick. [21:57] Obo     Hear me, Takasugi. [22:01] Obo     Rather than Utsuro's minion, [22:03] Obo     there's something I must tell you     as Yoshida Shoyo's first student... [22:11] Obo     Just what Yoshida Shoyo... [22:14] Obo     What Utsuro is. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 12 [23:49] Obo     Put an end to him before     everything is all over. SIGN    Hope [23:53] Obo     The Battle on Rakuyo Arc that     took us into a late night slot, [23:53] ---     and even into outer space,     is nearing its end! [23:59] Obo     Also, there'll be a major     announcement next week!!! [23:59] ---     Be sure you stay tuned to     Gintama until the end! E328 - Hope Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Obo     There's something I must tell you. [00:11] Obo     Just what Yoshida Shoyo... [00:13] Obo     What Utsuro is. SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc     Part 12 SIGN    Hope SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:57] Hen     Oboro, the chief of Tenshoin Naraku, [02:00] Hen     was Yoshida Shoyo's first and last student. [02:05] Hen     Utsuro, the previous chief,     met Oboro and became Shoyo. [02:10] Hen     And he died as Shoyo because of Oboro. [02:14] Hen     That's how that man came to be. [02:18] Hen     Or should I say, came back to life? [02:23] (Flashback) D     Altana mutants? [02:26] (Flashback) D     It can't be! [02:27] (Flashback) D     There's no doubt. [02:28] (Flashback) D     That man is immortal. [02:32] (Flashback) T     Utsuro. [02:33] (Flashback) T     Or would you prefer I     called you Yoshida Shoyo? [02:37] (Flashback) T     When and where did you gain that ability? [02:43] (Flashback) U     Utsuro. [02:44] (Flashback) U     Yoshida Shoyo. [02:47] (Flashback) U     I'm both of those and     neither at the same time. [02:51] (Flashback) U     One that has lived within this body for     so long, I've forgotten my very name. [02:58] (Flashback) U     No, maybe I never had a name to begin with. [03:03] (Flashback) U     I was only showered with     endless insults and hostility. [03:09] (Flashback) U     And the only name I remember is... [03:11] Hen     Devil. [03:14] (Flashback) Sho     I came here after hearing     about a corpse-eating devil, [03:18] (Flashback) Sho     but you're awfully adorable for a devil. [03:22] Hen     It seems people persecuted Utsuro     due to their fear of his immortality. [03:27] Obo     Chopped into pieces, skewered, and burned, [03:31] Obo     he died over and over again. [03:39] Obo     But he came back to life each time, [03:41] Obo     inspiring further fear and animosity. [03:45] Obo     Even though he experienced suffering     that would break anyone's spirit, [03:52] Obo     he couldn't disappear. [03:55] Obo     That is why he gave birth, [03:57] Obo     in order to overcome the endless suffering... [04:01] (Flashback) U     To countless versions of me. [04:04] (Flashback) U     And by the time the prison     itself rotted away, [04:14] (Flashback) U     they began to act. [04:23] (Flashback) U     To bestow countless deaths upon people. [04:27] (Flashback) U     They did to others what     others had done unto them, [04:31] (Flashback) U     like a devil trying to become     human by imitating them. [04:42] (Flashback) U     And so, they were granted     the mask of the reaper. [04:48] (Flashback) U     The court chose to use the     reaper for their own benefit. [04:52] (Flashback) U     The 500 years after that were spent     in a maelstrom of bloodshed. [04:57] (Flashback) U     The one that hated humans, [04:59] (Flashback) U     the one that feared humans, [05:01] (Flashback) U     and the one that longed to be human... [05:03] (Flashback) U     They were all me. [05:07] (Flashback) U     It was inevitable that he     would appear to stop them. [05:15] (Flashback) U     The only Utsuro that stood up to Utsuro. [05:21] (Flashback) U     That was Yoshida Shoyo. [05:25] (Flashback) U     He suppressed the countless     incarnations of me [05:29] (Flashback) U     and fought to change. [05:32] (Flashback) U     He never stopped fighting. [05:37] (Flashback) U     However... [05:45] (Flashback) U     You're the only one left now, [05:49] (Flashback) U     Shoyo. [05:51] (Flashback) U     You don't need to suffer anymore. [05:53] (Flashback) U     I'll put an end to it all. [06:06] (Flashback) U     Farewell, me. [06:23] (Flashback) T     So what you seek is an end for yourself? [06:29] (Flashback) T     That's a shame. [06:31] (Flashback) T     If your power were used wisely, [06:34] (Flashback) T     we—this universe—could     evolve even further. [06:37] (Flashback) U     If you'll find a way to kill me, [06:41] (Flashback) U     I don't mind if you chop this body up and     investigate every last drop of blood. [06:48] (Flashback) U     But just keep this in mind: [06:51] (Flashback) U     I'm a man who doesn't     know how to end himself, [06:55] (Flashback) U     but I do know how to rip my     arms from these shackles [06:58] (Flashback) U     and put an end to this     stupid game right now. [07:04] (Flashback) U     I know how to put an end to     others better than anyone. [07:08] (Flashback) U     And, if one seeks the power of immortality, [07:12] (Flashback) U     I know how to grant it to them, too. [07:15] (Flashback) U     You needn't resort to these measures. [07:17] (Flashback) U     I would gladly cooperate with you. [07:20] (Flashback) U     But, in return, grant me power. [07:24] (Flashback) U     Power that can destroy me. [07:30] Obo     The Tendoshu feared him. [07:34] Hen     They gave him rank and honor,     but not power or authority. [07:38] Hen     Utsuro sought the privilege that only the     Tendoshu possess in all the universe: [07:45] Hen     the power to freely control     each planet's Altana. [07:49] Hen     What makes that possible is a seal     on the palm, known as the "key." [07:54] Hen     It is bestowed as a proof of authority     upon the highest-level executives alone, [07:58] Hen     and it acts as a code that can     open and close Altana gates. [08:02] Hen     Nobody knows how it's made, [08:04] Hen     but it is impossible to remove once engraved, [08:08] Hen     and ripping it off can prove fatal. [08:11] Hen     And when the wielder dies,     the key disappears with them. [08:14] Hen     One needs the unanimous approval of     the Tendoshu to procure the key, [08:19] Hen     so Utsuro cannot control Altana. [08:23] Hen     Or so it was thought. [08:26] T     Something terrible happened     while you were away. [08:30] T     Planet Tanko's Altana went berserk. [08:34] T     The gate and terminal were blown     to smithereens instantly. [08:37] T     Our branch there was destroyed, too. [08:39] T     The damage caused is believed     to be unprecedented. [08:42] U     What led to that accident? [08:44] T     It was no accident. [08:46] T     Just before it happened,     we received a report [08:49] T     that unidentified forces     were attacking the gate. [08:54] T     It was clearly an act of     rebellion against us. [08:58] T     So it was induced by man? [09:00] T     The only ones capable of such a thing are... [09:03] T     Yes, none but the Tendoshu     who possess the key. [09:09] T     You're saying there's a traitor? [09:12] T     But where could they find     soldiers who'd obey them? [09:17] T     True, any land that possesses     a gate is under our control. [09:23] T     But what if it was a force that     didn't belong to any land? [09:27] T     Like the pirate fleet you     just took over, for example. [09:32] T     The goal of your trip was to     gain control of the Harusame [09:36] T     and wipe out any rebels. [09:39] T     But what if half of them were used     to achieve a different goal? [09:45] T     What if you used that whole battle     to lull us into a sense of security? [09:49] T     What if making Altana go berserk [09:52] T     and destroying the planet     was your true objective? [09:59] T     How did you steal a key? [10:06] U     I didn't steal anything. [10:08] U     I only gave away, [10:11] U     as you people wished, [10:13] U     my immortal blood. [10:15] U     And you people willingly parted with a great     number of things to gain immortality. [10:20] U     The key, which causes death upon being     stolen and disappears upon dying, [10:27] U     just became an indestructible key. [10:29] U     I only picked up a key you people dropped. [10:34] T     Wh-Who was it that handed     over their key to him?! [10:37] U     My blood is certainly that of an immortal, [10:41] U     but it only functions as it should     within an immortal's body. [10:44] U     Your bodies aren't immortal, [10:46] U     so infusing my blood is akin to pouring     magma into a frail container. [10:50] U     What's more, you poured it until     the vessel was overflowing. [10:55] U     The vessel is sure to start melting. [10:57] U     It won't just be your arms. [10:58] U     Soon, your legs will fall off, [11:01] U     and so will your head. [11:02] U     But even as your mind experiences     suffering that could break anyone, [11:07] U     you can't die. [11:09] U     You won't end until your body rots away. [11:14] T     Utsuro, you bastard! [11:15] T     You said there was a way to save     me if I offered you the key! [11:19] T     Are you going back on your word?! [11:23] T     Impossible... There were so many traitors? [11:28] T     Wait, then the keys you took... [11:30] U     I have lots more of them. [11:33] U     You should receive reports soon [11:36] U     about how for every key you dropped, [11:49] U     an entire planet was destroyed. [11:52] U     And the people who survived will swear [11:55] U     that they'll never forgive the Tendoshu. [12:00] U     That you can't be left     in control of the gates. [12:03] U     They will eventually come here, [12:04] U     to Earth. [12:06] T     Are you trying to start a war     with the entire universe?! [12:10] U     I'm a monster that Earth created. [12:13] U     As long as I consume the Altana     of this planet, I cannot die. [12:18] U     My suffering, your suffering, [12:22] U     and all the suffering     repeated on this planet [12:26] U     will never end as long as this planet exists. [12:30] U     Then we need only put an end [12:33] U     to this planet. [12:35] Obo     Wresting control of Altana     from the Tendoshu's clutches [12:40] Obo     to cause a universal war. [12:43] Obo     That is his goal. [12:46] Obo     Fighters, take down Utsuro. [12:51] Obo     Yoshida Shoyo fought the Utsuro     within himself and lost. [12:57] Obo     But his battle gave birth to you. [13:01] Obo     His spirit still lives on. [13:04] Obo     Put an end to him, before everything ends. [13:11] Obo     Don't hesitate. [13:12] Obo     Don't be afraid. [13:15] Obo     Fight as your heart wills you to. [13:18] Obo     Since I lost sight of my own spirit, [13:24] Obo     I couldn't fight for Sensei, that man, [13:27] Obo     or for myself. [13:32] Obo     If I could do it all over again... [13:39] Obo     I... [13:47] Obo     I... [14:05] Obo     I would've loved to be one of you guys... [14:34] Tak     Let's go. [14:36] Tak     This is not his rightful resting place. [14:40] Tak     Though who knows whether it'll be next     to his master or next to us students. [14:48] Tak     We're going back to Shoka Sonjuku. [15:03] Sak     Gintoki, Zura... [15:06] Gin     Nothing anyone says is going     to surprise me anymore. [15:10] Gin     None of it changes anything. [15:12] Gin     Maybe Utsuro was the one who     killed the Shoyo persona. [15:18] Gin     But we, his students, were the ones who     cornered him, giving Utsuro his chance. [15:26] Gin     The one who ignored his     request not to go after him, [15:30] Gin     started a fight that put     his friends in danger, [15:33] Gin     and gave Shoyo the final blow     that awakened Utsuro was me. [15:39] Gin     We were the ones who killed     Shoyo and gave birth to Utsuro. [15:47] Gin     Even so, [15:49] Gin     back then... [15:52] (Flashback) Sho     Thank you. [15:55] Gin     That's what he said. [15:57] Gin     With total disregard for his     impending death, he looked at me [16:01] Gin     and smiled. [16:05] Kat     Perhaps Sensei always     knew this would happen. [16:10] Kat     That, someday, the monster within him [16:12] Kat     would consume him and become a massive     shadow that would destroy entire planets. [16:19] Kat     And maybe Shoka Sonjuku was created to give     the world hope to fight that darkness. [16:31] (Flashback) Sho     A monster's sword cannot     cut another monster. [16:35] (Flashback) Sho     You have to grow stronger     than me using your own sword, [16:38] (Flashback) Sho     the sword of a human. [16:41] Kat     Even as he faced death, [16:46] Kat     there wasn't a hint of fear     or sorrow in his eyes. [16:53] Kat     You, who were willing to walk     over your teacher's corpse [16:57] Kat     in order to protect Shoka     Sonjuku and its spirit, [17:00] Kat     appeared to him as a great ray of hope. [17:04] Kat     That must be why he, [17:06] Kat     and you, [17:07] Kat     smiled back then. [17:12] Sak     The battles of the man called Yoshida     Shoyo gave birth to you guys. [17:17] Sak     And your battles gave birth     to us and our comrades. [17:23] Sak     There's more than one ray of hope now. [17:26] Sak     Let's see what all our     battles will give birth to [17:29] Sak     and show it off to the two Yoshida Shoyos! [17:47] UB     Are you going? [17:49] UB     To a planet that might be destroyed soon? [17:52] UB     Actually, should I ask if you're going home? [17:57] UB     That's what that planet has     become to you now, hasn't it? [18:03] UB     I'd like to stop you, [18:05] UB     but I'd rather not be the kind of father [18:08] UB     who whines to a daughter he     married off to another planet. [18:11] Kag     Who're you saying got married off? [18:17] UB     Could you pass on a message to him? [18:20] UB     "Utsuro is not immortal." [18:24] UB     "There is a way to kill him." [18:28] UB     "Hang in there until I find out what it is." [18:31] UB     "If anything happens to my daughter,     I'll kill you along with Utsuro." [18:35] Kag     Daddy... [18:37] UB     Your mother shooed me away, you see. [18:40] UB     "You have neither the right nor     any arms to punch our children, [18:44] UB     but you still have a job to do," she said. [18:49] UB     I don't know what exactly     that is yet, but... [18:53] UB     Even with these arms, I could at     least pick up rocks off the ground. [18:58] UB     I could at least pick flowers for her. [19:04] Kag     Those weren't the flowers Mommy liked. [19:06] UB     Quit nitpicking. [19:08] UB     Flowers are all the same. [19:11] UB     But I'm amazed you remembered that. [19:13] Kag     I only remembered when I saw that, too. [19:21] Kag     I still have a job to do, huh? [19:58] Shin     The land of the samurai. [20:00] Shin     There was a time, long ago, when our     country was called by that name. [20:05] Shin     Those dream-filled blue skies upon     which the samurai once gazed [20:09] Shin     are now filled with ships     from strange worlds. [20:11] Shin     The towns where the samurai     once proudly walked [20:15] Shin     are now filled with swaggering,     arrogant aliens. [20:18] Shin     We were stripped of our swords and status, [20:20] Shin     and we lost our honor and everything else. [20:23] Shin     However, even so, [20:27] Shin     the samurai spirit is still alive here. [20:37] Shin     Our final battle is about to begin. E329 - The Stairs to Adulthood May Not Always Lead Up Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    The Story So Far [00:08] Shin     The land of the samurai. [00:10] Shin     There was a time, long ago, when our     country was called by that name. [00:16] Shin     Now, the world has entered     a Great Pirate Era! [00:19] Shin     By a twist of fate, our hero Gin-san ate     a Wave Wave Fruit, gained a perm, [00:23] Shin     decided to solve all his problems with money, [00:25] Shin     and left on a journey to find     the Pirate King's treasure. SIGN    Boom! [00:28] Gin     I'm gonna be the king of the nouveau rich! [00:30] Shin     On his travels, [00:31] ---     he met a girl looking for seven balls     that can summon a shining dragon: [00:34] ---     the genius beauty Kagura-chan. [00:36] Kag     I'll let you feel all the romance. [00:38] Shin     On the way, they also picked     up a glasses monster. [00:41] Shin     Shinpachu! [00:42] Kag     Wow, you must be a glasses Friend! [00:46] Gin     Hey, Shinpachu, bring out the     Japari Bus. I'm tired of walking. [00:49] Shin     They all worked together, [00:53] Shin     defeated the terrifying evil overlord, SIGN    Two Years Later... [00:55] Shin     and two years later, [00:58] Shin     the three of them reunited     at the Jabondy Archipelago SIGN    World Chunin Hunter Hero Exam [01:00] Shin     and were about to take the World     Chunin Hunter Hero Exam... [01:06] Shin     Are you kidding me? [01:07] Shin     What the hell is this recap?! [01:09] Gin     Y'know, we've been doing a bunch of     long arcs, reruns, and breaks lately, [01:13] Gin     so I wrote that, figuring we should     casually look back on the story. [01:17] Shin     You casually filled it with lies! [01:18] Shin     And you ripped off too many series! [01:20] Kag     Roughly put, the story did     go something like that. [01:23] Kag     In the last long arc, for example,     we went to another planet out in space [01:27] Kag     and fought a combat race whose strong     emotions awakened their powers. [01:32] Shin     Uh, that is somewhat right, but... [01:34] Shin     Hell, you were basically the star of that arc.     Sure you wanna sum it up that way? [01:39] Shin     Listen up. [01:41] Shin     We didn't learn the Whateverhameha     or become Whatever Masters. [01:45] Shin     We're not headed for the     Whatever Line, either! SIGN    Shogun Assassination SIGN    Farewell Shinsengumi [01:47] Shin     We were originally supposed to     enter the final long arc now, SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo SIGN    Final Arc? [01:52] Shin     but stuff happened, and now we're here. SIGN    Slip Arc [01:54] Shin     Gin-san, you're basically a guy     with a perm and dead fish eyes. SIGN    Kabuki District First [01:57] Shin     You run an odd jobs business     in Edo's Kabuki District. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [02:00] Shin     Kagura-chan, you're one of     the Yato, a combat race, [02:03] Shin     a glutton, and you always carry an umbrella. [02:05] Shin     And I, Shinpachi, [02:07] Shin     am Suda Masaki in 3D. [02:10] Bo     How long are you gonna keep talking     about the live-action movie? [02:13] Gin     Enough with the Suda nonsense!     No more Granbluing! [02:17] Kag     Y'know, the more you do that,     the more miserable you'll be. [02:20] Kag     Open your eyes! [02:21] Shin     But I have to ride this wave and     get myself a hottie image! [02:25] Kag     What others do doesn't matter to us! [02:27] Gin     Come on! Let's start the anime already! [02:29] Bo     Okay... SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV! [04:01] UB     Yeah, the sunshine on Earth     is too much to handle. [04:06] UB     I feel like I'm going bald. [04:09] UB     Earth really isn't a planet     we Yato are meant to live on. [04:14] UB     Kagura-chan said it didn't bother her,     but will she really be okay? [04:19] UB     Sure, she may be fine now, [04:21] UB     but what if staying here too     long affects her body— [04:24] G     Hey, check that out. [04:26] G     That old dude's got an umbrella     even though it ain't raining. [04:29] G     He should probably get some sun     and photosynthesize or something. [04:33] G     It'd help his head. [04:34] UB     Hey! [04:37] UB     What in the world happened to you two? [04:38] UB     Your entire body is toasted! [04:40] Punk     What do you think you're doing, old man? [04:42] UB     Hang in there! I'll call an ambulance now! [04:45] G     No, call the cops instead! [04:46] G     Somebody help! [04:49] UB     This planet really is dangerous. [04:52] UB     If Kagura-chan stays here, someday... [04:55] UB     Her whole body might end up toasted, and     she might bring home a toasted boyfriend. [05:00] TB     We're already expecting. [05:03] UB     There might be a new toasted     life growing in her womb. [05:06] UB     We'd have no choice but to throw     a shotgun wedding in the shadows. [05:11] UB     But in a matter of months,     her married life would be toast. [05:15] TB     It's all burned! [05:18] UB     Unable to fend for herself and her     child as a single toast mother... [05:23] Kag     Oh dear, mister. Your whole body's so toasted. [05:27] UB     She'd start working at a shady shop. [05:29] UB     Eventually, even her heart     would be toasted black, and... [05:33] Cop     We found a burned, toasted will. SIGN    Forgive me, Daddy. [05:39] UB     I won't stand for it! [05:40] UB     Daddy will not accept toast of any sort! [05:44] UB     If you stay here, everything will be toast! [05:47] UB     I'm gonna take her back before     everything becomes toast! [05:50] G     Hey, sir. SIGN    Hair Growth Powder     Toasty     A magical way to hide your hair loss     Free Trial Period [05:52] G     We're running a free trial period right now. [05:55] G     Would you like to try it? [05:56] G     One spray, and your head     will be a toasty black. [05:59] UB     I won't stand for it! [06:01] UB     Only Daddy's head needs to be toasty! [06:04] UB     That's enough! Daddy has     enough hair on his head! [06:07] UB     Be it Daddy's hair or your life     here on Earth, this is plenty! [06:11] UB     You should say goodbye     to this rotten place... [06:15] UB     That's Kagura-chan. [06:18] UB     Thank goodness. Looks like     she's not toasted yet. SIGN    Kagura-chan [06:23] Boy     Um, here. [06:29] Boy     You can give me your answer some other time. [06:32] Boy     Bye. [06:32] Kag     Hey, wait. [06:35] Kag     What is this? [06:38] Kag     Let's see... [06:39] Kag     Dear Kagura-chan... SIGN    Dear Kagura-chan, Ever since we first met, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. [06:41] Kag     Ever since we first met, I haven't     been able to stop thinking about you." [06:45] Kag     All this while, I've played with     you like you were one of the guys, SIGN    Road Safety     Be careful up ahead!! [06:49] Kag     but I can't suppress these feelings anymore. [06:52] Kag     Please go out with me. [06:56] Kag     My heart is [06:59] Kag     burning with such passionate love for you [07:07] Kag     that it is now toasted pitch-black. SIGN    The Stairs to Adulthood     May Not Always Lead Up SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [07:18] Shin     Hey! [07:19] Shin     What the heck is this? What happened? [07:22] Gin     Pachi-boy, I asked you to get me a spoon. [07:26] Gin     If you're giving me such a massive spoon,     give me a massive serving of pudding, too. [07:30] UB     I assume you're okay with that... [07:32] UB     as your last supper. [07:37] UB     You're okay with that? [07:38] Shin     U-Umibozu-san? [07:40] Gin     Oh, Pops. If you'd told us you were coming, [07:44] Gin     we would've got another pudding for you. [07:46] Gin     Did you go out of your way to get your own [07:49] Gin     shiny pudding? [07:51] UB     My head is not shiny pudding! [07:52] Gin     Why are you so cranky pudding as soon     as you get here? Aren't you being rude? [07:57] UB     I don't wanna hear that from a guy     who keeps calling my head pudding! [08:01] UB     You were supposed to look after my precious     daughter! What were you looking at? [08:06] UB     This is the height of negligence! [08:09] Shin     Huh? Did something happen to Kagura-chan? [08:12] Kag     I'm home! [08:14] Kag     Huh? You're here, Daddy? [08:16] Kag     Long time no see. [08:17] UB     Kagura! [08:18] Kag     Perfect timing. I've got good     news to share with you all. [08:22] UB     No! I don't wanna hear it! [08:25] Kag     I have a boyfriend now. [08:31] UB     Wait a second. [08:32] UB     Not "I got a love letter"? [08:34] UB     "Boyfriend"? [08:36] Kag     We're going on a date tomorrow. [08:38] Kag     What should I wear? [08:43] Gin     Uh, Shinpachi... [08:46] Gin     What's a "boyfriend" again? [08:48] Gin     Like these things? [08:49] Shin     No, that's a dry limb. [08:51] Shin     "Dry limb" and "boyfriend" barely sound alike. [08:53] Gin     Like this, then? [08:54] Shin     Uh, that's "boyfriend death." SIGN    Boyfriend DEATH [08:56] Shin     Get away from the tree     already. Just take the guy. [08:59] Gin     Oh, so like this? [09:00] Shin     Why'd you turn it into     Chris's evolution chart? [09:02] Shin     He just evolved from dry     limbs to more dry limbs! [09:07] UB     How could this be? [09:08] UB     He said he'd wait for his answer,     but she gave it to him so quickly? [09:12] UB     And she said okay?! [09:14] UB     What're you gonna do about this? [09:16] UB     This wouldn't have happened     if you'd kept an eye on her! [09:19] Gin     Calm down. This has to be some bad joke. [09:22] Gin     Kagura, of all people,     could never get a boyfriend. [09:25] UB     You're right. [09:26] UB     This has to be some kind of     bad joke or bad dream, right? [09:29] Gin     Exactly. [09:30] Gin     Who'd fall for that vulgar, gluttonous     mass with no sex appeal—that hurloine? [09:35] Gin     She probably just got Punk'd or something. [09:37] Gin     She's your daughter. She inherited     all your unlucky genes. [09:39] Gin     Have more faith in her. [09:40] UB     You're right! [09:41] UB     This couldn't happen to a girl who     was swimming in my filthy blls... [09:45] UB     Who're you calling a filthy bll girl?! [09:47] Gin     I never went that far. [09:49] Gin     Please, cool off your b*ll head for a sec. [09:52] Gin     Don't worry. This can't be real. [09:54] Shin     You never know. [09:57] Shin     I've heard that even grade     schoolers are dating these days. [10:00] Shin     And while Kagura-chan may look     childish, she's fourteen. [10:04] Shin     Besides, if you go just     by looks, she's a beauty. [10:08] Shin     Considering all that— [10:10] UB     Hey, what do you mean, grade schoolers? [10:14] UB     Has this planet gotten that dirty? SIGN    Earth [10:17] UB     Earth? [10:18] UB     More like Dirth! SIGN    Dirth [10:20] UB     Can I destroy it now? [10:23] UB     Can I get serious now? [10:25] Shin     Please calm down. [10:27] Shin     I called it "dating," but they're just playing. [10:29] Shin     It's all just a game! [10:30] Gin     Hey... [10:32] Gin     What do you mean, it's just a game? [10:34] Shin     Not you, too! [10:35] Gin     Don't tell me they satisfy their urges, [10:37] Gin     wrap the girl with paper from their Japonica     Notebooks, and chuck her in the trash. [10:41] Gin     If they do that, [10:43] Gin     can I stick jet packs in their backpacks and     pitch them to the edge of the galaxy? [10:47] Gin     Can I turn them into the     backpack constellation? [10:50] Shin     Calm down, both of you! [10:52] Shin     I'm just speaking hypothetically! [10:54] Shin     You're getting too worked up! [10:55] Shin     Also, if you're so bothered by it, you     could just ask Kagura-chan directly! [11:01] UB     Y-You go. [11:04] Gin     Why me? Aren't you her father? [11:06] UB     Shut up! That's exactly why I don't know     how to face her at times like these! [11:12] UB     You could bring it up casually. [11:14] UB     Just go already. [11:15] Gin     What are you saying? You sound pathetic. [11:18] Gin     Shinpachi, you go. [11:19] Shin     Where did that come from? [11:20] Gin     Shaddup. [11:21] Gin     When you're trying to climb     the stairs to adulthood, [11:23] Gin     adults shouldn't be yelling     at you from the top. [11:26] Gin     This calls for one nowhere near the stairs, [11:27] Gin     a primitive lifeform like you     still groveling on the ground. [11:31] Shin     Who're you calling an amoeba?! [11:32] Shin     Jeez, fine. [11:34] Shin     I'll go ask her, then. [11:36] Gin     Wait, time out! [11:38] Shin     What is it? [11:39] Gin     Never mind. You don't     have to ask her anything. [11:41] Shin     Make up your damn mind! [11:42] Kag     Boy, I'm so hungry. [11:44] Kag     Is dinner ready? [11:46] Kag     Wow, it's red rice! [11:48] Kag     What's up? Did something good happen? [11:51] UB     Huh? Uh, what's up, you ask? [11:54] ---     Er... [11:55] UB     What was up, Gintoki-kun? [11:57] Gin     Huh? U-Uh, y'know, bo... [12:00] Gin     Boy... [12:02] Gin     Boy, oh, boy! Curry came out     of your father's crotch! [12:05] Kag     What's so good about that? [12:07] UB     W-Well, I've been constipated lately, [12:09] UB     so, like, we're celebrating     the tunnel opening? [12:12] Gin     Maybe we should've gone with curry     instead of red rice, huh, Father? [12:16] UB     But it came out with such force     that there was blood mixed in, too. [12:19] UB     It's okay this way, I say. [12:20] Kag     There goes my appetite. [12:21] Gin     Wait, wait, wait, wait! [12:23] Gin     We're sorry! [12:24] Gin     This isn't something we should     talk about over dinner, huh? [12:26] UB     Hurry up and take a seat. [12:27] UB     Shinpachi-kun went to     great pains to make this. [12:29] All     Let's eat! [12:38] Gin     Hey, ask her already, you stupid cue ball! [12:40] UB     Who do you think you're calling a cue ball? [12:42] UB     You're sorely mistaken if you     think light hair doesn't fall off. [12:44] UB     Don't you know how it went with Uncle Jam? [12:46] Gin     You're the one with the Uncle Jam head! [12:48] UB     You're wasting the chance we made     this celebratory red rice to create. [12:52] Gin     You don't intend to celebrate     a hair on her head. [12:54] Gin     Your roots have all died out,     so what are you talking about? [12:57] UB     They haven't! They're just taking     a break because it's half-time. [13:00] Gin     Are you that scared to find out the truth? [13:02] Gin     Are you that scared of     your daughter growing up? [13:04] UB     I'm not the least bit scared. [13:06] UB     I just wanna say that when she leaves Earth, [13:08] UB     it'll be a long-distance relationship,     and it'll be hard to keep up. [13:11] UB     You're the one feeling lonely because you     feel like she's grown distant from you. [13:15] Gin     As if! In fact, that's exactly what I want. [13:17] Gin     I'm just worried she'll neglect her     work because she's distracted by love. [13:21] Gin     I'm totally ready to celebrate this. [13:23] Gin     I'm totally gonna get another     helping of red rice. [13:25] UB     Screw you! [13:26] UB     I'm eating more helpings! [13:28] Gin     Shut up! [13:28] Gin     I'll eat enough red beans to match my age! [13:31] UB     I'm older than you, so I can eat more! [13:34] Gin     Then I'll eat enough to match     the number of hair roots I have! [13:37] UB     Then I'll eat enough to match     the number of dead roots I have! [13:40] Gin     So you admit they've all died out?! [13:41] Kag     What are those two morons doing? [13:45] Shin     S-Say, Kagura-chan... [13:47] Shin     You mentioned this earlier, [13:48] Shin     but is it true you got a boyfriend? [13:52] Kag     I don't really get it. [13:54] Kag     I got a love letter, but honestly,     it hasn't sunk in yet. [13:58] Kag     I don't really understand     all that love stuff, anyway. [14:01] Kag     But I could feel how much heart     he put into what he wrote, [14:05] Kag     so I figured I could at least go on a date— [14:08] Bo     That won't do, Kagura-chan! [14:10] Gin     Dating someone out of sympathy or pity     is the most insulting thing to them! [14:13] Gin     It'll end up hurting them the most! [14:16] UB     You should break up with him. [14:17] UB     Right, Gintoki-kun? [14:19] Gin     That's right. [14:19] Gin     You shouldn't sell yourself short.     Don't you agree, Father? [14:23] Kag     But you could fall for someone once     you start dating them, couldn't you? [14:26] Kag     That's what Daddy said     about his shotgun marriage. [14:29] UB     Some romances start in bed, too. [14:32] Gin     You're the root cause? What the     hell were you telling a child?! [14:37] UB     You've got the wrong idea!     That's not what I meant there... [14:39] Kag     Anyway, I have a date tomorrow,     so I'm going to bed now. [14:43] UB     Wait, Kagura-chan. [14:45] Gin     Feel free to go on a date or whatever. [14:47] UB     But before that... [14:49] Bo     Could you introduce your boyfriend to us? [14:54] ---     How many have we been to now? [15:01] UB     Pops... [15:02] Gin     One more. [15:04] Shin     You're drinking too much, you two! [15:06] Shin     You're meeting Kagura-chan's     boyfriend tomorrow, remember? [15:09] UB     Shut up! Boyfriend, my ass! [15:12] UB     I don't care who he is or where he's     from. I haven't accepted him yet. [15:17] Gin     Yeah, dumbass. [15:19] Gin     It's way too early for a runt like her to     be getting into an illicit relationship. [15:24] Gin     Who gave her permission to ride     the escalator to adulthood? [15:28] Gin     Who does she think raised     her until now? Damn it all. [15:33] UB     Uh, that's my line. [15:36] UB     When exactly did you raise her? [15:40] Gin     You neglected caring for your     daughter and your hair, cue ball. [15:43] Gin     It's too late for you to     start acting like a dad! [15:45] UB     I didn't neglect anything! [15:47] UB     I simply respected the independence     of my daughter and my hair! [15:49] UB     They've both just gone     to study abroad, is all! [15:51] Gin     But they've totally run into trouble there! [15:54] Gin     They're never coming back now! [15:56] UB     They will! They'll come home all blonde! [15:59] Shin     Oh, jeez. Stop it, you two. [16:02] Shin     I understand why you're so worried, [16:05] Shin     but everyone with a daughter has     to face this day eventually. [16:09] Shin     He must be a nice boy, considering     Kagura-chan accepted him. [16:14] Shin     But if we, the hosts, act like this,     we'll end up embarrassing her. [16:21] Shin     While it might get a bit lonely, [16:23] Shin     we must grow up, too. [16:26] Shin     Well, I'll be leaving now. [16:28] Shin     You two make sure to act     like grown-ups tomorrow. [16:38] UB     Grown-up, huh? [16:40] UB     Yeah, it's really childish to get     this worked up over a boyfriend. [16:46] UB     I get it. I really do. [16:49] UB     When she was a baby, I used to be so     happy to see her grow up by the day. [16:53] UB     Be it her first steps, or when     she first learned to speak, [16:57] UB     everything was a life-changing experience. [17:00] UB     When was it that I stopped     finding joy in her growing up? [17:06] UB     When did I start feeling     more lonely than happy? [17:11] Gin     I used to think a grown-up's job was to     run in front while the kids follow behind. [17:18] Gin     But when they eventually overtake us, [17:21] Gin     it's also our job to send     them off with a smile, huh? [17:26] Gin     Man, I can still keep running, though. [17:32] UB     That's exactly it. [17:34] UB     You and I are both still snot-faced brats. [17:38] Gin     Shall we take them, too... [17:41] Gin     The stairs to adulthood? SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [17:56] Shin     I wonder if those two will be all right. [17:58] Shin     They were acting like children last night, [18:00] Shin     but they did promise to     behave like adults today. [18:03] Shin     I guess it should be okay. [18:06] Bo     Welcome! [18:08] Bo     Welcome to the Sakata household! [18:12] Gin     Oh, it's just you, Shinpachi-kun. [18:15] Shin     What are you doing? That'd scare     the living daylights out of anyone! [18:18] UB     Sorry, sorry. [18:19] UB     We've been waiting in standby since     last night for the boyfriend to arrive, [18:23] UB     so we got a little too excited. [18:24] Shin     Since last night?! [18:25] Gin     And when we practiced our smiles so we     could welcome the boyfriend with a smile, [18:28] Gin     we fell into a "how do you smile," [18:30] Gin     "what even is a smile," [18:32] Gin     and "how is 'smile' spelled" loop. [18:35] UB     Are we smiling? Have we managed to smile? [18:38] Shin     Yeah, but there's nothing happy about it! [18:40] UB     We'll be grown-ups today. [18:42] UB     We won't embarrass Kagura. [18:45] UB     You don't need to worry. [18:46] Shin     Uh, where will you find     grown-ups who smile like that? [18:48] Shin     It's nice that you tried to better     yourselves, but you took it too far! [18:50] Shin     You need to be more natural! [18:52] UB     We know, Shinpachi-kun. [18:55] UB     Acting too high-and-mighty would only     put unnecessary pressure on the boy. [19:01] UB     Relax. [19:02] UB     We're grown-ups today. [19:04] Gin     But as grown-ups, we can't     really dress casually here... [19:09] Bo     ...so we decided to get     some formals at least. [19:10] Shin     You took growing up too literally! [19:13] Shin     What the hell are you two doing? [19:14] Shin     Is this what you meant by being grown up? [19:16] UB     Huh? [19:16] Gin     What do you mean? [19:17] Shin     Don't give me that! [19:18] Shin     You're intimidating as hell! [19:19] Shin     You can feel the pressure in the air! [19:21] Gin     You must be imagining things. [19:22] Gin     Upper bodies in this anime     have always been like this. [19:26] Shin     When did we become Captain Tsubasa?! [19:28] Gin     Calm down, Shinpachi. [19:30] Gin     You're the one acting unnatural. [19:32] Gin     We're the hosts. We just need to be     ready to welcome with open arms. [19:36] Shin     No, you're the unnatural one!     And your open arms are way too big! SIGN    Great Nature Deism Daily [19:40] Gin     Huh? Isn't this yesterday's     Great Nature paper? [19:43] Gin     Jeez, throw it away. [19:44] Shin     What the hell kind of     newspaper are you reading? [19:46] Shin     Stop it! It'll make the family situation     look complicated and troublesome! [19:51] UB     Oh, Mother. [19:52] UB     Oh, Gaia. [19:53] UB     Kagura-chan is bringing her boyfriend over. [19:56] UB     We'll gain another follower. [19:58] Shin     Hey! Who said you could build     a creepy altar in our place?! [20:01] Shin     What're you praying to it for?! [20:02] Shin     What kind of secrets does this family have?! [20:04] Gin     This is it, right? We just have     to act naturally like this, right? [20:07] Shin     This is too scary! [20:09] Shin     You got so conscious about the natural part, [20:10] Shin     you've made this household     nothing but unnatural! [20:12] Shin     Forget her boyfriend, Kagura-chan     will lose all her friends like this! [20:16] Kag     Hey. [20:17] Kag     I brought my boyfriend. [20:21] Shin     I gotta clean all of this up! [20:23] Shin     Listen up. You two just try     not to do anything stupid. [20:26] Shin     Just smile and sit there. Got that? [20:31] Gin     Hey, you remember the agreement, right? [20:34] UB     Yeah. [20:34] Gin     If one of us goes out of control, the     other will stop him, no matter what. [20:38] Gin     As Kagura's guardian and Kagura's father, [20:40] Gin     we must act like grown-ups     and not embarrass ourselves. [20:43] UB     But don't let him walk over you. [20:45] UB     Say what you need to. [20:47] UB     If they're willing to have a clean     relationship befitting their age, [20:50] UB     we won't stand in their way.     We must make that clear. [20:53] UB     It's okay. [20:54] UB     I only saw him from behind,     but he was a normal kid. [20:58] UB     If grown-ups talk to him     seriously, he should understand. [21:02] UB     I mean, look how grown up we are. [21:04] UB     He's probably never seen     anyone this grown up. [21:11] Gin     What's up, Kagura? Where's your boyfriend? [21:14] Kag     He said he can't come inside. [21:16] Gin     Huh? Is he feeling shy? [21:18] Gin     Just tell him to come in. [21:20] Kag     Like I said, he's saying     he can't come inside. [21:22] Gin     Oh, for crying out loud.     Did he get cold feet? [21:25] Gin     Hey, boyfriend! You can come in! [21:28] Gin     There's nothing to be afraid of! [21:31] Gin     He's kinda pathetic. [21:34] Gin     Is this gonna be okay? [21:35] UB     Well, I guess I can understand. [21:37] UB     I mean, there are two grown-ass grown-ups     here. Of course he'd be scared. [21:41] UB     He's only a child. A big baby. [22:03] Bo     He really is a big baby! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:40] Kag     The guys are whining too much     just because I got a boyfriend. [23:43] Kag     Girls eventually start staying out late and     coming back the next morning on their own. [23:48] Kag     Get ready for it! SIGN    My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired     Dad, and My Dad's Glasses [23:49] Kag     Next time: "My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired     Dad, and My Dad's Glasses." SIGN    Kagura brought home her big boyfriend. SIGN    It shocked even the grown-ass grown-ups. SIGN    What's more, casual introductions won't be enough? SIGN    Their relationship takes a sudden turn?! E330 - My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired Dad, and My Dad's Glasses Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Kag     Let me introduce you, 'kay? [00:06] Kag     This is my boyfriend,     Dai-chan from Planet Titan. [00:10] Shin     Huh? [00:11] Shin     Wait, what?! [00:14] Shin     Kagura-chan, what do you mean, Titan?! [00:17] Gin     Hey, what's the meaning of     this? This isn't what you said! [00:21] UB     Kagura-chan, who was the boy     that gave you the letter, then? [00:24] Kag     Oh, he was just a friend who handed     over the letter in Dai-chan's place. [00:29] Kag     Dai-chan's too big to write a letter, [00:32] Kag     and it seems he was too shy     to hand it over himself. [00:34] Shin     Uh... Wait, you actually     had such a huge friend? [00:38] Kag     Yep. Soyo-chan introduced us. [00:41] Shin     The princess? [00:42] Kag     Believe it or not, Dai-chan's     the prince of Planet Titan. [00:45] Kag     But being so big, he had no one to play with     and nowhere he could play, so he was bored. [00:53] Kag     So I played with him, 'kay? [00:55] Kag     And then he got attached to me. [01:03] G     Monsters! [01:04] Gin     I don't know if I'd call this "attached"... [01:07] Bo     It looks more like he brought     an army to conquer Earth! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired     Dad, and My Dad's Glasses SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and     at a safe distance from your TV! [02:48] Kag     Awesome, right? I totally got the     jump on the bingo balls of life. [02:51] Gin     You may have hit bingo with royalty... [02:53] Gin     But his balls are way too big! Riding those     would be harder than riding a Gundam! [02:57] Kag     Anyway, don't be so nervous,     'kay? Take a seat, Dai-chan. [03:05] Gin     Huh? Wait, what now? [03:08] Gin     Is this the boy? Is this     really the boyfriend? [03:10] Gin     What's a "boyfriend,"     again? How is it spelled? [03:13] UB     Calm down. He's just a big boyfriend. [03:16] UB     A father whose daughter's boyfriend     thinks he's a pushover is done for. [03:19] UB     Oh, I see. So you're Kagura's boyfriend. [03:23] UB     Thanks for being there for her. [03:25] UB     I'm her father. [03:26] Gin     That's the space-famous Umibozu for you. [03:29] Gin     With no fear of the massive boyfriend,     he showed off how dignified a father can be. [03:38] Gin     F-F... [03:40] Gin     Father! [03:42] Shin     Umibozu-san! [03:44] Shin     He's been turned to mincemeat!     Only one of his blls remains! [03:47] Gin     That's not one of his blls!     It's just his cue ball! [03:49] Dai     Ah, my bad. [03:51] Dai     Damn, I overdid it. [03:53] Dai     I ain't been on Earth long, [03:57] Dai     so I don't really get how to do     greetings or, like, the bowing thing. [04:01] Dai     And, like, I can't stand that     kinda formal crap, anyway. [04:06] Dai     You can ignore the prince thing, so why     don't we keep things frank and casual, Pops? [04:11] Dai     Since you're Kagura's old man,     I already consider you a bro. [04:15] Dai     Oh, could you tell me your email address? [04:17] UB     I see. Then I'll tell you... [04:20] UB     the email address to Hell! [04:26] Gin     Why me?! [04:27] UB     C-Calm down! Grow up! [04:30] UB     You promised to be a grown-up today! [04:31] Gin     You calm down! [04:33] UB     He comes across as incredibly audacious,     but I'm imagining things, right? [04:36] UB     It just seems like he's looking down     on us because he's so huge, right? [04:38] UB     Kids these days are all     like that, right? Right?! [04:41] Gin     We'll never get anywhere if you     get pissed by whatever a kid says. [04:45] Gin     Let me handle this. [04:47] Gin     Y-Yeah, Earth's societal norms     are too complicated, huh? [04:51] Gin     We just wanted to meet     Kagura's friend, is all. [04:55] Gin     Anyway, make yourself at home. Want some tea? [04:57] Dai     Nah, I'm good. I'm chewing gum. [04:59] Gin     Really? We have snacks, too. [05:02] Dai     Seriously, I'm good. Earth     food doesn't suit my taste. [05:05] Gin     Oh, really? [05:06] Gin     Could he be any more blunt?     Is he messing with me? [05:10] Gin     What do you usually eat? [05:11] Gin     Your size must complicate things. [05:15] Dai     Hip hop. [05:16] Gin     What do you mean, you eat hip hop? [05:19] Dai     The only things on Earth that suit     my tastes are hip hop and reggae. [05:24] Dai     They're music of the soul, check it out. [05:28] Kag     Apparently, everyone on     his planet is a b-boy. [05:31] Gin     Uh, you guys are just big boys! [05:33] Dai     Everything else is old-fashioned and lame. [05:36] Gin     Look who's talking! You're     all dressed like cavemen! [05:40] Dai     Honestly, I was shocked I had to     come meet my girlfriend's folks. [05:43] Gin     Huh? Why? [05:44] Dai     What matters is how the couple     feels in their hearts. [05:48] Dai     Parents sticking their nose     into it is totally lame, I say. [05:52] Dai     Earth is pretty behind the times, huh? [05:54] Gin     Really? I can't tell. Are we? [05:58] Gin     Anyway, isn't it normal to be worried about     the kind of friends your daughter has? [06:03] Gin     Right, Kagura? [06:04] Dai     Y'know, I've been meaning to point this out. [06:06] Dai     I'm not her friend. [06:08] Dai     I'm her boyfriend. [06:10] Gin     Oh, sorry. Boyfriend, huh? [06:12] Gin     I hate to say it, but that     word doesn't exist on Earth. [06:15] Gin     Right, Kagura? [06:16] Dai     Hey, can I be straight with you?     Who are you to Kagura? [06:20] Dai     I don't want some rando calling     her "Kagura" like they're close. [06:23] Dai     She's my gal. [06:26] Kag     Dai-chan, I mentioned this before. [06:28] Kag     Gin-chan's my Earth dad. [06:32] Kag     Wait, brother? [06:36] Kag     Oh, I know. He's like crab lice, 'kay? [06:37] Gin     Why did I regress to being crab lice?! [06:40] Dai     Y'know, you're going out with me.     Why are you still living with your ex? [06:44] Dai     I won't stand for half-assing     things like that. [06:47] Dai     Keep messing with my gal,     and I'll make a mess of Earth. [06:51] Dai     FYI, we could wipe out your     Earth if we wanted to. [06:55] Dai     If I say the word, my bros all     over the galaxy will gather here. [06:58] Gin     Bring it! [06:59] Gin     Attack on anytime you want, titans! [07:02] Gin     I'll force a retreat back into space! [07:05] Gin     For your hairline, that is! [07:10] UB     Why my hairline?! [07:12] Gin     Calm down! You're a grown-up! [07:14] Gin     Now we're even! [07:15] UB     Grown-ups don't obsess over getting even! [07:17] Gin     I'm imagining things, right? [07:18] Gin     Some brain-dead boy is saying     he'll wipe out Earth, [07:21] Gin     but only your hair roots     will be wiped out, right? [07:23] Gin     Right? Right?! [07:24] UB     Just calm down, you two. [07:27] UB     Dai-kun, it's not what you think.     These two aren't like that. [07:30] UB     Kagura's only working a live-in job here. [07:33] UB     Honestly, I'm against it too,     but she doesn't listen to me. [07:36] Dai     For real? Who would want to work here? [07:39] Shin     Calm down! [07:40] Dai     But you can rest assured, Pops. [07:43] Dai     I'm gonna finish my work     here and go back home soon. [07:46] Dai     I plan on taking Kagura with me. [07:49] Kag     Hey, what are you talking about? [07:52] Dai     Oh, keep your mouth shut. [07:54] Dai     I don't intend to half-ass     things with Kagura. [07:59] Dai     I'm gonna marry her. [08:04] Shin     Hey! What are you two doing?! [08:07] UB     I'm imagining things, right? [08:08] UB     I think I heard the word "marry" just now,     but I'm just imagining things, right? [08:11] Gin     Yeah, that's right. It's     totally just your imagination. [08:14] Kag     Who said you could talk like that? [08:16] Kag     Marry me? That's news to me. [08:18] Dai     Oh, keep your mouth shut! [08:20] Dai     We're discussing something important here. [08:22] Gin     Uh, I'm not sure I follow. Aren't     you skipping a few too many steps? [08:26] Gin     That stuff comes after     dating and things going well. [08:28] Gin     And you haven't even started dating yet. [08:30] Dai     We don't need to do all that crap. [08:33] Dai     We're soulmates. Our hearts     are totally resonating. [08:38] Gin     Oh, really? [08:40] UB     Now, now. Puppy love makes your     mind go blank and blinds you. [08:46] UB     Most people start finding tons of faults [08:48] UB     and come to hate each other eventually. [08:50] Dai     Nah, that ain't happening with us. [08:52] Dai     I ain't got any faults. [08:54] Dai     And even if Kagura does, I've got     the heart to accept them all. [08:58] UB     Oh, really? [09:00] Gin     Nah, you won't be saying that for long. [09:04] Gin     You'll learn how big a glutton     she is once you live with her. [09:07] Gin     She'll destroy your food budget. [09:08] Gin     Plus she's crude and can't     cook anything but egg-on-rice. [09:11] Gin     She's sure to be a useless housewife     who doesn't do any housework. [09:15] UB     Yeah, yeah. [09:16] UB     Plus she's a 'kay addict     who needs a trip to 'Kay A. [09:19] UB     And your kids will 100%     inherit the bald gene. [09:21] UB     What do you even see in her? [09:22] UB     If I were you, I'd never pick her up     if she was lying on the street. [09:25] UB     I'd take her to the lost and found! [09:27] Kag     Oh, really?! [09:31] Kag     This is perfect, then. [09:33] Kag     You can marry me off and get rid of me. [09:36] Kag     Fine by me, 'kay? I don't like     half-assing things, either. [09:39] Kag     Guess we can date with     an eye toward marriage. [09:42] UB     Wait! [09:43] Gin     That's not it! [09:45] Dai     Well, there you have it. You'll     give us your blessings, right? [09:49] Shin     Now, now. [09:50] Shin     Calm down, all of you. [09:52] Shin     Putting aside the taking Kagura-chan     along thing for now... [09:55] Shin     We'll just take it as a sign that you're     serious about this relationship. [10:00] Shin     That's okay, right? [10:01] Bo     Hell no! [10:04] UB     You're just a rotten virgin with     zero experience! Stay out of this! [10:07] UB     They're not getting engaged     at such a young age! [10:10] Gin     Quit mouthing off about your naïve ideals! [10:12] Gin     Love is just a illusion! [10:14] Gin     True love only begins once that     illusion wears off, you stupid brats! [10:16] Shin     Tell them, not me! [10:19] Bo     We're being grown-ups here     because you told us to grow up! [10:22] Shin     Then say what you're     supposed to as grown-ups! [10:25] Gin     What the hell, man?     What's a grown-up, anyway? [10:27] Gin     I don't know anymore! [10:28] Shin     Meanwhile, those two went off on their date! [10:34] Bo     Ack! [10:39] Kag     Man, dating is a pain. [10:43] Kag     Can't we just stay friends? [10:46] Kag     We're only gonna be sparring     like usual anyway, right? [10:49] Dai     Nah, it was only during the day so far, [10:51] Dai     but now we'll be able to spar at night, too. [10:55] Dai     More than anything, I don't     wanna let anyone else have you. [10:57] Kag     I don't see why I have to be monopolized     by either you or those morons. [11:01] Dai     Are you stupid? You know that ain't it. [11:04] Dai     If you love someone, you     wanna make them yours alone. [11:07] Dai     Ain't it only natural to feel that way? [11:10] Kag     Well, I wouldn't really care     if someone else took you. [11:14] Dai     Y-You just haven't realized that you're     in love yet because you're such a child! [11:18] Kag     Then what? Those morons are saying     they don't wanna give me away. [11:21] Kag     Are they in love with me, too? [11:22] Dai     That's a different kinda love. Like, familial. [11:25] Dai     But we gotta distance ourselves from     that and find our own love someday. [11:30] Kag     I see. But in a way, they love me too, huh? [11:37] Dai     Hey, what are you smirking for? [11:40] Kag     No reason. [11:43] Kag     It's been a long day. I'm exhausted. [11:46] Kag     Let's save the date for another day, 'kay? [11:48] Dai     What? Why?! [11:50] Dai     I said I'm going back home soon, didn't I? [11:53] Kag     We can just have a     long-distance relationship. [11:55] Dai     Hey, wait up! [11:57] Dai     Are you okay with being separated from me? [12:00] Dai     I could cheat on you back     home! You okay with that?! [12:03] Kag     That's pretty much it, Dai-chan. [12:05] Kag     You can find love scattered anywhere. [12:08] Kag     But those scatterbrains... [12:11] Kag     ...I can only find here. [12:15] Kag     See you. [12:16] Kag     Write to me, 'kay? [12:21] Dai     I ain't letting you go, Kagura. [12:24] Dai     I ain't gonna accept a     long-distance relationship. [12:31] Dai     I finally found robust genes that are     worthy of being inherited by titans. [12:39] Dai     I can't let the people on this planet     keep them all to themselves. [12:45] Soyo     What?! [12:46] Soyo     Kagura-chan and Prince Dai?! [12:49] Soyo     I didn't know those two had     that kind of relationship. [12:53] Soyo     He took Kagura-chan from me.     I feel a little burned. [12:58] Bo     Things really will burn. [13:00] UB     If you don't tell us where     they hang out right now... [13:05] Gin     ...we'll burn down your castle. [13:07] Shin     Hey! The princess has     nothing to do with this! [13:10] Shin     She didn't do anything wrong! [13:12] Gin     But you're the one who introduced     him to Kagura, right? [13:15] Gin     Where did you guys hang out? [13:17] Gin     Which love hotel district?     Which storeroom behind a gym? [13:20] Gin     Which orgy venue? [13:21] Soyo     We'd never hang out at such places! [13:24] Soyo     I-It was usually the     river bank or the park... [13:28] Soyo     Hey! [13:29] Soyo     They might be gone already! [13:33] Shin     There they go. [13:35] Shin     What do you mean, they might be gone? [13:39] Soyo     Despite what the titans look like, [13:43] Soyo     they're a peaceful and quiet race as     long as they can listen to hip hop. [13:48] Soyo     There's just one thing. [13:50] Soyo     Titan royalty have looked for their     brides on other planets for generations. [13:56] Soyo     But what they do after     they find her is crazy. [14:00] Soyo     They look to monopolize her genes. [14:03] Soyo     To prevent the spread of their perfect     spouse's genes outside their own race, [14:08] Soyo     they eradicate all life on     the bride's home planet, [14:12] Soyo     leaving no traces,     not even a strand of DNA. SIGN    Massive UFO in Edo Skies [14:20] Hana     Are you all seeing this? [14:22] Hana     Titans suddenly appeared in Edo, [14:25] Hana     with a huge ship that nearly covers     the entire sky above the city. [14:29] Hana     Just who are they? [14:32] Shin     Dai-kun will destroy Earth? [14:35] Shin     No way! Did we treat him badly? [14:37] Shin     Did we act too much like     an annoying mother-in-law?! [14:40] Soyo     That's not really the issue. [14:43] Shin     Forget coming to take our girl, [14:46] Shin     he came to take our Earth?! [14:48] Shin     Forget the bingo balls of life, [14:49] Shin     he came to crush the     ball that gives us life?! [14:53] Soyo     We must stop the titans at once. [14:55] Soyo     I'll let Brother know and have the     Bakufu Army move out right away. [14:59] Shin     You've got it wrong. [15:01] Shin     They aren't the ones we need to stop. [15:06] Shin     The titans aren't the ones we     need to be truly afraid of. [15:11] Hana     Oh, look at that! [15:13] Hana     An army of titans dressed in     formal attire is descending on us! [15:22] Dai     Earthlings. [15:24] Dai     As Planet Titan's representative,     allow me to express our gratitude. [15:30] Dai     You have our heartfelt gratitude     for giving us the perfect bride. [15:38] Dai     Rejoice. [15:40] Dai     With this ceremony, [15:41] Dai     Earthling DNA will gain eternal     prosperity along with us titans. [15:51] Dai     Please give your blessings     to our marriage ceremony. [15:57] Hana     I-Is this a wedding? [16:00] Hana     The titans have destroyed the city     and built a big marriage venue! [16:05] Hana     Wait, is that... [16:06] Hana     An Earthling girl?! [16:08] Hana     The titans have taken a lone girl captive! [16:12] P     Do you promise to be true to     her in good times and bad, [16:16] P     in sickness and in health, and to love     and honor her all the days of your life? [16:22] Dai     I do. [16:24] Hana     Is this a ceremony to take     that girl as his wife? [16:29] P     Bride. Do you promise to be true     to him in good times and bad, [16:33] P     in sickness and in health, and to love     and honor him all the days of your life? [16:37] Dai     She said she does. [16:39] P     You may now seal your vows with a kiss. [16:46] Hana     That innocent girl's purity is about     to be taken by those massive lips! [16:52] Dai     Kagura... [16:53] Dai     Now your strong genes belong to me! [16:57] Dai     You should just look at me, and me alone. [17:02] Shin     Hold it right there! [17:08] Dai     Wait, father! [17:09] Dai     We can't! I don't swing that way! [17:12] Dai     Father? Father! [17:16] Shin     Dai-kun. [17:17] Shin     I'm sorry, but I can't     let you have Kagura-chan. [17:21] Shin     You don't have the right [17:25] Shin     to call yourself her boyfriend. [17:27] Dai     Damn you... [17:28] Dai     How dare you ruin this sacred     ceremony and my first kiss?! [17:35] Shin     It's too bad. [17:36] Shin     In your obsession with keeping     Kagura-chan to yourself, [17:39] Shin     you trampled on her feelings and tried     to take away something precious to her. [17:43] Dai     This has nothing to do with you! Piss off! [17:46] Shin     Do you understand?! [17:48] Shin     The dear daughter he raised was     taken from him by some random guy, [17:53] Shin     and yet, for her sake, he tried     to welcome him with a smile. [17:56] Shin     Do you understand that     bald father's feelings? [17:59] Shin     Do you understand? [18:00] Shin     He let go of the person he'd     protected with care for so long, [18:03] Shin     believed in the man she chose, and even     tried to entrust his sword to him. [18:08] Shin     Do you understand that     light-haired father's feelings? [18:11] Shin     Do you understand? [18:12] Shin     He actually felt really sad, [18:14] Shin     but held back his tears and played     the straight man for Kagura's sake. [18:18] Shin     Do you understand how those     father's glasses felt?! [18:20] Dai     Will you guys shut up about fathers already? [18:23] Dai     Quit poking your nose in     a couple's relationship! [18:25] Dai     It's gross as hell! [18:27] Dai     If you can't let your child go,     I'll lop off your arm for you! [18:32] Dai     Before the ceremony, cause a bloodbath     with the annoying apes of Earth! [18:37] Dai     Offer them up as sacrifices for our wedding! [18:40] Dai     Attack on, titans! [18:42] Hana     Oh, no! Titans are pouring     out of their mother ship! [18:45] Hana     Are we witnessing the apocalypse?! [18:48] Dai     Adios, fathers. [18:50] Dai     Your dear daughter belongs     to me, the great Dai! [18:54] Dai     Huh? I don't think we arranged     for a rice shower... [18:59] Hana     A rain of blood? [19:01] Hana     Can you believe it? Instead of a rice shower,     a red shower of blood is raining down! [19:06] Hana     It's the blood of titans! [19:08] Hana     This isn't titans attacking on!     It's an attack on titans! [19:11] Dai     N-No way. [19:14] Shin     Gross? [19:17] Shin     Fine by us. [19:18] Shin     Be it a boyfriend's possessiveness toward     his girl, or a race's possessiveness, [19:23] Shin     all men are gross in one way     or another, including you. [19:25] Shin     But that's nothing. [19:27] Shin     You're up against a father's gross     possessiveness toward his daughter. [19:31] Shin     Don't think you can beat that! [19:35] Gin     Hey, boyfriend. I'm impressed. [19:38] Gin     I never expected you to be prepared     to destroy Earth to make Kagura yours. [19:44] Gin     When you're asking someone for their     daughter they raised with love, [19:48] Gin     you do need the balls to     take an entire planet. [19:51] Gin     Yeah, it takes balls from     both the taker and the giver. [19:55] Dai     You guys want to start a planetary     war over a single girl?! [20:00] UB     As if grown-ass grown-ups would ever     do that for a filthy brat like her. [20:06] Gin     You can take her with you, but... [20:09] Bo     Only once you grow up and learn how to bow! [20:19] Gin     We finally said something grown up. [20:22] UB     Yeah. [20:23] UB     Now we're full-fledged adults, too. [20:26] Bo     Oh... [20:27] Bo     We forgot about Kagura. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [20:41] Shin     Whoa, hold it. [20:42] Shin     What's with that huge letter? [20:44] Kag     It's a letter from Dai-chan from back home. [20:48] Kag     You guys should read it, too. [20:49] Shin     What? From that prince? [20:52] Shin     Are we gonna be okay? He's not     declaring war or anything, right? [20:55] Shin     If he comes back to take Kagura-chan,      what do we do, Gin-san? [20:59] Gin     Shinpachi, send a reply at once. [21:01] UB     "She's a good-for-nothing     daughter, but please take—" [21:07] Shin     Uh... [21:08] Shin     "Thanks for taking care of     me during my stay on Earth. [21:12] Shin     Interacting with a different culture,     I've realized the importance of family. [21:15] Shin     In particular, I had the opportunity to     learn all too well how great fathers are. [21:18] Shin     It was a great learning experience." [21:20] Shin     Huh? He's turned over a new leaf     and become a different person! [21:24] UB     Well, his letters are always polite. [21:27] Dai     The next time I get a girlfriend, [21:29] Dai     I want to forget about our dated and evil     customs and treat her family well, too. [21:33] Dai     In particular, I'll treat the father well. [21:35] Dai     I'll try not to defy the     father, no matter what. [21:38] Shin     Uh, fathers have totally     become a trauma to him now. [21:41] UB     Well, a lot happened, but     all's well that ends well. [21:45] UB     He took a step forward as a person. [21:47] UB     With this, the home planet of those     lugs should improve a little bit. [21:50] Gin     Apparently not. [21:53] Dai     P.S. I recently found some     amazing genes that interest me. [21:57] Dai     Fathers really are amazing, huh? [22:02] Shin     Um... [22:03] Shin     I don't know about improving. If this     keeps up, their planet will die out. [22:07] Gin     This is on you. [22:08] Gin     He awakened to the other side because     of what you did to the priest. [22:10] Shin     Don't pin all the blame on me!     You did this by going too far! [22:13] Gin     Tell the old man that. I'm not the father. [22:16] UB     What do you mean? I'm still     young enough to be called "bro"! [22:18] Gin     Yeah, right, "bro." More like     your hair all went "go home." [22:21] UB     They didn't go home! I'm     still attacking on, fightan! [22:23] Shin     What happened to bro? [22:25] Kag     To Dai-chan. [22:26] Kag     I learned a lot thanks to you, too. [22:30] Kag     I don't really get the difference     between romantic and familial love yet, [22:34] Kag     but for now, [22:37] Kag     I'm fine with having just     these guys as boyfriends. SIGN    A Bowl of Ramen [23:49] Gin     Next time: "A Bowl of Ramen." SIGN    Next time, the widow running a ramen place, SIGN    Ikumatsu, makes an appearance after ten long years. SIGN    We have the always familiar, the nostalgic, SIGN    and the somewhat different people all in one big gathering. E331 - A Bowl of Ramen Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] (Flashback) H     Here's your ramen! [00:07] I     Late on New Year's Eve, [00:09] I     that scruffy-looking man ordered not     New Year's soba, but a bowl of ramen. [00:16] I     "I can't eat this much." [00:19] I     Saying that, the man took two extra cups,     divided his ramen into three portions, [00:23] I     and shared them with my husband and me. [00:26] I     And after devouring his     portion in an instant, [00:30] I     he left, walking down the wintry     streets with his stomach rumbling. [00:38] I     The next year, and the year after that... SIGN    Hokuto Shinken [00:41] I     Every New Year's Eve, that man would visit. [00:44] I     He would always use     what little money he had [00:48] I     to order a bowl of ramen     and share it with us. [00:53] I     Each time, my husband would     divide it into three portions, [00:56] I     load one of them up with pork topping,     and serve it to the man. [01:01] I     Meanwhile, he would slurp on     ramen that was nothing but soup. [01:05] (Flashback) H     Ikumatsu. [01:07] (Flashback) H     This is our restaurant's     year-end tradition now. [01:12] (Flashback) H     Should anything happen to me,     make sure you keep it going. [01:17] I     That would turn out to be the last     bowl of ramen my husband ever made. [01:22] I     It would also mark the end of the little     year-end tradition the three of us shared. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    A Bowl of Ramen SIGN    Hokuto Shinken SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV! [03:07] I     He didn't come last New Year's Eve, either. SIGN    Ramen [03:11] I     Ever since my husband passed away,     he hasn't shown up at all. [03:15] I     He was a strange one. [03:17] I     He clearly had no money to spare,     but he'd share his ramen with us [03:21] I     and then leave, still hungry. [03:23] I     He must've been really lonely. [03:26] I     Maybe he was coming here     for company, not ramen. [03:31] I     Who knows where he is     and what he's doing now? [03:34] I     Meanwhile, here I am,     upholding my husband's last wish [03:36] I     and waiting for him with a bowl     loaded up with pork topping. [03:40] I     Here's your ramen— [03:42] Shin     Don't try to hog the pork! [03:45] Gin     Shut it! I'm the one who won big at pachinko! [03:47] Gin     You sit there and sip on the soup! [03:49] Kag     The egg! Let me just have the egg! [03:50] I     Jeez, you three. [03:52] I     Why not drink a soup of the dirt in that     old man's nails while you're at it? [03:56] I     I hope he's doing just as     well as you seem to be. [04:00] I     I can't help but be worried. [04:02] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono, I would say     your concern is unnecessary. [04:06] Kat     If that poor, lonely man was coming here     seeking company at the end of the year, [04:12] Kat     it's actually a good thing     that he stopped showing up. [04:16] Kat     He must've settled down in life [04:17] Kat     and found someone he can eat traditional     New Year's food with instead of ramen. [04:21] Kat     Or maybe the ramen here got     worse once you took over— [04:25] I     Here's your soba! [04:27] Shin     Y-You know that's not right, Katsura-san! [04:29] Shin     Ikumatsu-san's ramen is the best in Edo!     No, the best in the universe! [04:33] Shin     There's no doubt that man is just     dying to have it one more time, too! [04:36] Shin     Right, Ikumatsu-san? [04:37] Kag     He's got some nerve to not show any     gratitude after all that pork he ate. [04:40] Kag     If he's got money now, he should come     back and share some ramen with us. [04:44] Shin     What do you have to do with anything? [04:46] I     This is a task my husband left to me     after worrying about it until the end. [04:51] I     Taking over the restaurant was all well     and good, but this lingers with me. [04:55] I     And I haven't returned that scarf, either. [04:57] I     But you're right. [04:59] I     He must be leading such a happy life that     he forgot all about this dingy ramen shop. [05:05] I     I'll just assume that's what happened. [05:06] I     Either way, there's nothing I can do     but stay here and keep making ramen. [05:14] Gin     Hey, Zura. [05:16] Gin     Unlike you, I'm a busy man. [05:19] Kat     I'm not Zura. I'm Katsura. [05:20] Gin     I'm in luck today. [05:22] Gin     The dice and the cards     are all waiting for me. [05:25] Kat     What's that saying? A fool with a big     mouth and his money are soon parted? [05:29] Kat     I said what I did earlier out of     consideration for Ikumatsu-dono. [05:32] Kat     But Gintoki, what do you think     happened to that man, honestly? [05:37] Gin     He had no home or family,     and he was old to boot, right? [05:41] Gin     Probably died on the streets, at best. [05:43] Kat     Probably. [05:45] Kat     But that's only if the     man was truly homeless. [05:48] Kat     This scarf he forgot at the restaurant... [05:51] Kat     It's worn out from use,     but it's a high-quality item. [05:55] Kat     It would also have stuck out like a sore     thumb if a homeless man was wearing it. [05:59] Kat     We might be able to find him. [06:01] Kat     If he's still alive, that is. [06:04] Kat     But if you truly are in luck today, [06:07] Kat     I might be able to clear     my tab at Hokuto Shinken. [06:10] Gin     Not happening. Anyway,     what I want to know is... [06:13] Gin     Zura, did you get all the way     to **** base with Ikumatsu? [06:19] Kat     O-Of all the disgusting     accusations! Have some shame! [06:22] Gin     I mean, you're always on     her side for some reason, [06:24] Gin     and I keep running into you every     time I go there for ramen lately. [06:28] Gin     So you haven't sealed the deal yet, huh? [06:29] Gin     And here I thought you'd already sucked     on something else besides ramen. [06:32] Kat     Don't be stupid! [06:34] Kat     As if Ikumatsu-dono and I would     ever have , get **** and , [06:37] Kat     or worse, **** like *******! [06:40] Gin     Uh, I never said anything that vulgar. [06:43] Gin     Yeah, you have always been the passive sort. [06:47] Gin     So you wanna pound the pavement here and     then pound Ikumatsu while you're at it, huh? [06:52] Gin     If that's how it was,     you shoulda said so sooner. [06:54] Gin     I can give you a discount     on the cupid service. [06:57] Kat     I didn't ask for that! [06:58] Gin     Don't play dumb! I know     your tastes inside and out! [07:01] Gin     You've always been into married women. [07:01] Shin     That's one weakness I didn't expect. [07:03] Gin     Come to think of it, your first love     as a kid was a neighborhood widow— [07:07] Kat     You dare insult a samurai?! Keep it up     and I won't hesitate to cut even you down! [07:11] Kat     I'm not into married women! [07:14] Kat     I'm into cuckoldry! [07:16] Shin     You just exposed a fetish that's     totally unbefitting a samurai! [07:18] Kat     And it's not Ikumatsu-dono     that I'm in love with! [07:21] Kat     It's the taste of her soba! [07:23] Kat     She inherited that from her husband, [07:25] Kat     and I just want to make that     man eat it one more time. [07:28] Kat     Eat that bowl of ramen she     promised her husband to serve. [07:31] Gin     How admirable. [07:33] Gin     You wanna pound the pavement to help her     fulfill her promise with your love rival? [07:38] Kat     Unfortunately, we're not rivals in love. [07:41] Kat     It's not something I will ever be. [07:44] Kat     Because Ikumatsu-dono only     has eyes for one man. [07:51] Bum     Hey, what's all that about? [07:53] Bum     That's one young newcomer. [07:56] Kat     Pleased to meet you. [07:58] Kat     I grew sick of being a samurai,     quit sticking swords in people, [08:02] Kat     and chose to stick myself in a cardboard box. [08:04] Kat     My name is Katsura Kuzutaro. [08:06] Kat     I hope to get along with all of you.     You may casually call me Kuzura. [08:10] Bum     For someone who grew sick of his life,     you're awfully lively, Kuzura-san. [08:14] Kat     I'm not Kuzura! I'm Katsura! [08:16] Kat     And this here is my partner, Kuzuta— [08:20] Gin     Hey, how did things end up this way? [08:22] Bum     The other guy's got the same     look in his eyes as us. [08:25] Bum     Welcome, Kuzuta-san. [08:27] Bum     Hey, nice to meetcha. [08:27] Gin     As if! Don't lump me in with you lot! [08:29] Kat     The best people to ask about a     homeless man are the homeless. [08:33] Kat     I came up with this cover to     make them less wary of us... [08:36] Kat     But I'm amazed you blended in     instantly. That's my Kuzuta. [08:40] Gin     That doesn't make me happy! [08:42] Gin     I really should've gone looking for the     scarf store with Shinpachi and Kagura. [08:46] Kat     Sorry, but who among you     knows a lot about this stuff? [08:49] Kat     I have a lot of questions     regarding the cardboard life. [08:52] Bum     Oh, then you should go meet the Lawd.     You can introduce yourself, too. [08:56] Kat     The Lord? [08:57] Bum     Yeah. The chief of cardboard boxes     and leader of all the homeless here. SIGN    Lawd [09:02] Bum     We call him Lawd, for     Leader At the Waste Dump. [09:04] Bum     The Lawd knows all, and he can     solve most problems you might face. [09:08] Musashi     What's going on? It's awfully noisy. [09:11] Bum     It's the Lawd! The Lawd has     graced us with his presence! [09:19] Gin     Hey, what are you doing, Hasega— [09:23] Mu     Men, throw these two out of Eden at once. [09:27] Gin     Uh, what are you talking about?     What the hell is "Eden"? [09:30] Gin     Hey, stop talking through an interpreter. [09:32] Gin     You're totally made in Japan. [09:35] Mu     These two bring disaster wherever they go. [09:38] Gin     Uh, I don't wanna hear that     from a walking disaster. [09:42] Gin     I'm willing to ask as many times as it takes. [09:43] Gin     What are you doing? Why are you     here at your age, Hasega— [09:47] Mu     Quit chanting the Hasegawa death spell! [09:50] Gin     It's your damn name! And use     your own mouth to speak! [09:52] Gin     You're pissing me off! [09:54] Mu     The lower realm's mores don't apply here. [09:57] Mu     This is Eden. [09:58] Mu     A different world where those who have     been liberated from everything gather. [10:02] Gin     That so? [10:03] Gin     I don't care if you're Hasegawa-san     or the Lawd anymore. [10:05] Gin     Just trash either way. [10:06] Mu     Who're you calling trash?! [10:07] Gin     Say, did you ever see anyone     wearing this scarf— [10:10] Mu     Can't answer that. [10:12] Mu     Everyone here is truly free. [10:15] Mu     Nobody is allowed to pry into     or bring up their past lives! [10:18] Mu     And we have no information     to share with outsiders. [10:22] Mu     If you wish to become one of us so badly, [10:25] Mu     offer me 30 bags of empty cans and [10:28] Mu     60 discarded convenience     store lunch boxes as tribute. [10:31] Mad     Got that, uh... Kuzuta-san, was it? [10:34] Mad     Only the people who were at rock bottom in     the lower world can make it to the top here. [10:40] Gin     If you're gonna laugh, do it yourself! [10:44] Bum     Lawd! [10:48] West     Pick up empty cans? [10:50] West     Save yer sleeptalkin' for when yer asleep. [10:52] West     I thought we made it clear this was our yard. [10:56] West     All the empty cans and discarded     convenience store lunch boxes are ours! [10:59] West     You louts hurry up and get     outta this park already! [11:01] Gin     Who the heck are those guys? [11:02] Bum     The Westside Gang! [11:03] Bum     The armed cardboard gang who control     the west side of this park! [11:07] Gin     What the hell is an armed cardboard gang? [11:09] Bum     They're upstarts that use violent oppression     to expand their rule on cardboard! [11:14] Gin     Wait, what? Did we enter the Warring     Cardboard Era while I wasn't paying attention? [11:20] Mu     Get outta here! [11:22] Mu     This is a free utopia! [11:24] Mu     We won't hand it over, no     matter how many times you try. [11:26] Gin     You're stepping on the Lawd!     He was trying to say something! [11:28] Mu     We won't give in to violence! [11:30] Mu     We only fall to our knees     in our cardboard boxes! [11:33] Gin     But the Lawd's totally giving     in to violence beneath you! [11:35] Gin     And this interpreter's just     running his mouth now, isn't he? [11:38] Bum     Interpreter? What are you saying, Kuzuta-san? [11:41] Bum     This is the Lawd. [11:43] Gin     What?! He was the Lawd all along?! [11:46] Gin     Then what was with the old man next     to him who was dressed all godlike? [11:49] Bum     That's the guy always mumbling     something by the Lawd's side. [11:52] Gin     In the end, you've hit rock     bottom in this world, too! [11:56] Bro     Now there's a face that takes me back. [11:58] Bro     I found an unexpected diamond     buried in the trash. [12:03] Bro     I see. [12:04] Bro     So you came here, too... [12:07] Bro     Katsura! [12:08] Kat     Y-You're... [12:14] Gin     Who are you, again? [12:15] Bro     Don't interpret for the     people watching at home! [12:17] Bro     Don't tell me you forgot... [12:20] Bro     How you got me thrown in jail for that woman [12:23] Bro     and reduced me to being homeless! [12:29] Gin     I see. [12:30] Gin     After crossing swords with     you at the Land of Korin, [12:32] Gin     I never expected you to return as a cyborg. [12:35] Bro     That's Mercenary Tao! [12:37] Bro     Just look at the quality     difference in our comebacks! [12:39] Kat     I remember now! You're Ikumatsu-dono's     brother from back then... [12:43] Kat     Fancy running into you here. [12:46] Bro     I'd rather you didn't sum it up so easily. [12:49] Bro     I mean, ever since then, I've lived my     life thinking of nothing but you guys. [12:54] Bro     You two ruined my life, [12:55] Bro     so I was chomping at the bit for a     chance to get my revenge on you two! [13:00] Kat     Oh? By becoming king of     this cardboard mountain? [13:04] Kat     Talk about a roundabout revenge. [13:06] Bro     Look, I know that you're     here to look for that man. [13:12] Kat     What are you talking about? [13:14] Bro     Don't play dumb. [13:16] Bro     I know all about it. [13:18] Bro     How my brother desperately looked for     him here while he was still alive. [13:23] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono's husband did what?! [13:25] Bro     How that man visited that     filthy ramen place every year, [13:30] Bro     and just who he is, too. [13:37] W     Um, if I may ask, where did you get this? [13:42] Shin     Oh, we're looking for its owner, too. [13:46] W     This crest on the lining     certainly is Nishikiya's. [13:50] Kag     Really? Does it ring any bells? [13:53] Kag     Did some filthy old man come here to buy it? [13:56] W     This isn't one of our products.     It belonged to the master of Nishikiya. [14:00] Kag     Master? Like the boss of this place? [14:04] W     Yes. I remember him wearing it     with style whenever he went out. [14:10] Shin     Where is he? Where is he now? [14:13] W     He passed away around 20 years ago. [14:18] W     Why would this thing show     up after all this time? [14:20] Shin     Um, was it given away to     someone after he died? [14:24] Shin     Are there any family members who might know? [14:27] W     Just the young miss. [14:29] W     But she was very young when her father died. [14:34] W     She probably doesn't remember anything. [14:36] W     Nishikiya is a textile store that the     master and mistress built themselves. [14:42] W     Right when they'd overcome hard times     and put up shop, the master passed away. [14:47] W     After that, the mistress made the     store grow this big all by herself. [14:51] W     But she died six years ago, too. [14:54] W     On top of that, the young     miss lost her husband. [14:59] W     So even if she doesn't     remember anything anymore, [15:01] W     I'm sure the young miss will     be delighted if she sees this. [15:07] I     I wonder about that. [15:09] I     After having the scarf     taken without permission [15:11] I     and people sniffing around     without her knowing, [15:14] I     even the gentle young miss might get angry. [15:17] I     Just kidding. [15:18] I     Delivery for you, Osono-san. [15:21] Bro     Katsura, I came here to kill that man. [15:27] Bro     "That man" being Ikumatsu's dad,     who is said to have died 20 years ago. [15:43] I     Oh, you're trying to find that     homeless man using this scarf? [15:48] I     Jeez, you could've just told me. [15:51] I     Sorry you went through all     this trouble for my sake. [15:56] I     Yes. [15:57] I     The scarf belonged to Nishiki Matsugoro,     Nishikiya's founder, who died 20 years ago. [16:03] I     And I'm Matsugoro's daughter,     Nishiki Ikumatsu. [16:08] Shin     Y-You're Nishikiya's heiress? [16:13] I     Sorry I didn't mention it.     It's just not me, you know? [16:17] I     Running a ramen restaurant     suits me much better, right? [16:20] I     Of course it does. [16:21] I     Nishikiya may be one of the     top textile showrooms now, [16:25] I     but until it was started,     we lived in abject poverty. [16:29] I     But while life was hard, we had fun. [16:32] I     Even if we had nothing to eat, the three     of us supported one another as we lived. [16:37] I     But it all came crashing down the moment     we became able to live a decent life. [16:42] I     Ironic, right? [16:43] Shin     If I may ask, how did your father pass away? [16:47] I     I was really young back     then, so I have no idea. [16:51] I     Besides, he was living elsewhere     with his mistress back then. [16:57] I     As soon as our store got on track, [17:00] I     he apparently made a move on     one of the girls working here. [17:03] I     Mom found out and threw him out. [17:06] I     Not long after that, we heard     that he'd died of illness. [17:11] I     People were saying he deserved it for     abandoning his wife and daughter, [17:16] I     but I still remember how     sad my mother looked then. [17:22] I     I don't know how the scarf found     its way to that homeless man, [17:26] I     but I'm guessing it means my dad     was living a similar life to him. [17:32] I     Thinking about it that way, I just     can't think of him as any old man. [17:36] I     Sorry I made you waste your time for me. [17:39] I     Ultimately, maybe people are best off when     they have to fight to live another day. [17:46] I     The moment we have more than we     need, our eyes start to wander. [17:51] I     I feel like we could clearly see what     was important when we were poor. [17:57] I     If it weren't for that, I'm sure his     eyes wouldn't have strayed from us. [18:04] I     And we would've been able     to forgive him, too. [18:10] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono's father is alive?! [18:13] Bro     That's right. He was barely     scraping by in this dump. [18:18] Kat     No way. You mean the homeless man who     kept visiting the restaurant was... [18:24] Bro     Wait, you really didn't know? [18:27] Bro     And Ikumatsu didn't realize     that he was her father? [18:33] Bro     That's funny. [18:35] Bro     She forgot what her own dad looked like? [18:40] Bro     Of course you'd forget about a scumbag     who left his family for another woman. [18:46] Bro     Isn't that right? [18:47] Bro     How long are you gonna stay     silent? I know you're here. [18:52] Bro     Whatever. [18:53] Bro     I'm sure the kindhearted Katsura-san     can't sit tight after learning all this. [18:57] Bro     Katsura, you bring Ikumatsu's old man to me. [19:00] Kat     What? [19:01] Bro     Don't get any funny ideas. [19:05] Bro     I control pretty much all     the homeless in this town. [19:08] Bro     I think some starving homeless even camp     out at the dump near the Hokuto Shinken. [19:13] Kat     You knave! [19:15] Bro     This is my revenge. [19:17] Bro     Bring me the head of the     father of the woman you love. [19:26] Bum     Lawd, what should we do? [19:29] Bum     The Lawd was right. [19:31] Bum     Those guys really brought about a disaster. [19:34] Bum     We should've thrown them out right away. [19:36] Bum     Who's Ikumatsu's old man, anyway? I've     never even heard of someone like that. [19:40] Mu     No need to worry. [19:42] Mu     We already found Ikumatsu's father. [19:47] Mu     Hurry up and take this man     in shades to that punk. [19:51] Mad     What're you pulling the Lawd's strings for?! [19:54] Mad     Who're you calling Ikumatsu's old man?! [19:56] Kat     You must endure this, Hasegawa-dono. [19:58] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono has practically     been taken hostage. [20:01] Kat     We can't do anything unless we shut     up that knock-off Mercenary Tao. [20:04] Mad     Before that, do something about     this knock-off Commander Ikari! [20:08] Mu     Listen up. Use Shades as a     decoy to distract the enemy. [20:13] Mu     In the meantime, I'll guide these men     outside the park via this secret passage. [20:18] Mad     Why's the Lawd getting into it, too? [20:21] Kat     Lawd... [20:23] Mu     Instead of looking for her father, [20:27] Mu     you must first ensure the daughter's safety. [20:31] Mu     Don't lose sight of your cause. [20:33] Mu     And my cause is... No matter whose     father or how big a scumbag they are, [20:38] Mu     I will protect everyone here! [20:40] Mad     But you're not protecting me at all! [20:43] Mu     We should work together. [20:44] Bum     What are you talking about, Lawd? [20:46] Bum     You're half-senile, fool.     Can you really show them the way? [20:49] Mu     Who're you calling a fool?! [20:51] Mu     I plunged into the straight man     routine the moment I was born! [20:53] Mu     This way! Follow me! [20:55] Bum     Where are you taking a plunge now?! [20:58] Bum     Hey, we'll handle things here,     so take care of the Lawd. [21:03] Mad     In the end, I get to lead     this band of idiots? [21:06] Mad     I'm done with this crap. I'm gonna     leave this place and find a proper job. [21:09] Kat     I still can't believe that homeless     man was Ikumatsu-dono's father. [21:14] Kat     He was going to see her     unbeknownst to all, huh? [21:17] Kat     And he hid who he was due to the     guilt over abandoning his family? [21:21] Kat     In that case, why did he     suddenly stop showing up? [21:25] Kat     Because he'd seen that his daughter     was blessed with happiness? [21:28] Gin     She lost her husband, and now a weird     guy with long hair is stalking her. [21:32] Gin     Nobody would consider her blessed. [21:33] Kat     I never stalked her! [21:35] Gin     Keep it down. What if they hear you? [21:37] Gin     You're not used to straight man     work. Don't push yourself. [21:39] Mu     Yeah! Let me plunge into the     straight man routine instead! [21:41] Mad     Seriously, where do you think     you're taking a plunge?! [21:44] Mad     The Lawd's getting swept away! [21:45] Gin     You've got it wrong, Hasegawa-san. [21:47] Gin     This straight man really wants to     plunge into Ikumatsu's pus— [21:50] Mad     Hey, knock it off! [21:51] Mad     I can't handle these three stooges! [21:54] Gin     H-Help! [21:55] Gin     I... I can't swim! [21:55] Kat     Screw you! [21:57] Kat     When did I say I wanted to plunge into     Ikumatsu-dono's , , or *******? [21:59] Mad     Look, we don't have time for that!     Help me rescue him! [22:03] Mu     I'll take the plunge instead! [22:05] Mad**     Why?! [22:06] Mad     I can't deal with this! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:41] Mad     Once this chaos blows over,     I'm going to seriously look for a job. [23:45] Mad     I mean it. This isn't a death     flag or anything, okay? [23:48] Mad     I'm serious, by the way. SIGN    A Family [23:50] Gin     Next time: "A Family." SIGN    A series of surprising reveals SIGN    from a complex web of relationships. SIGN    The next episode features so many twists and turns, SIGN    you'll stop worrying about who would ever hire Madao. E332 - A Family Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Hokuto Shinken [00:06] Kat     Every year, late on New Year's Eve, [00:08] Kat     a man would visit Ikumatsu's restaurant. [00:14] Kat     He would always order a bowl of ramen, [00:17] Kat     say, "I can't eat this much," [00:21] Kat     divide it into three portions, and share     them with Ikumatsu-dono and her husband. [00:28] Kat     However, as time passed and her husband died, [00:32] Kat     the man stopped showing up. [00:35] Kat     Just who was he? [00:40] Kat     We investigated, using the scarf he     forgot at the restaurant as a clue, [00:45] Kat     and the truth was brought to light     through the word of an unexpected source. [00:51] Kat     That man was Ikumatsu-dono's     father, Nishiki Matsugoro. [00:59] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono thought he     had died 20 years ago, [01:05] Kat     but he was actually still alive     and living somewhere around here. [01:11] Kat     Who is Ikumatsu-dono's father? [01:14] Kat     Why didn't he tell his     daughter who he was? [01:17] Kat     And why did he disappear? [01:23] Mad     Seriously, where do you think     you're taking a plunge?! [01:25] Gin     You've got it wrong, Hasegawa-san. [01:26] Mad     The Lawd's getting swept away! [01:27] Gin     This straight man really wants to     plunge into Ikumatsu's pus— [01:30] Mad     Hey, knock it off! [01:32] Mad     I can't handle these three stooges! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    A Family [03:11] Mad     What's wrong with you guys? [03:15] Mad     I don't know who you came here to look for, [03:17] Mad     but forget about all this once     you get back to the surface. [03:20] Mad     Here, eat some bread crust. [03:25] Mad     Like I said, everyone there wants     to forget about their past. SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV! [03:30] Mad     Nothing good will come out of digging it up. [03:35] Mad     Actually, I guess it's still     okay if they want to forget. [03:44] Mad     Some of them have pasts that they     can't remember even if they want to. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [03:52] Oso     I'm sorry. [03:54] Oso     I actually kept something from you. [03:59] Oso     And from the young miss, too. [04:01] Shin     You kept something from us? [04:03] Oso     But you seem to be trusted     friends of the young miss, [04:07] Oso     so I figured I should tell you. [04:10] Oso     Someone once came looking for     the master, just like you did. [04:17] (Flashback) H     Why?! [04:20] (Flashback) H     Why won't you tell Ikumatsu     the truth, Mother? [04:25] (Flashback) H     She'll continue to have the wrong     impression about her father for— [04:28] (Flashback) Mo     And that's fine. [04:31] (Flashback) Mo     He really did die once. [04:33] (Flashback) Mo     And he abandoned Ikumatsu     and me in the process. [04:35] (Flashback) H     But he didn't! [04:37] (Flashback) H     All he did was forget... [04:39] (Flashback) H     And all because he saved someone. [04:45] (Flashback) Mo     Then what do you want me to tell her? [04:49] (Flashback) Mo     That her admirable father [04:52] (Flashback) Mo     saved some kid drowning in the river [04:57] (Flashback) Mo     and disappeared? [05:03] (Flashback) Mo     And when we finally found him, [05:06] (Flashback) Mo     he'd forgotten all about us     and had married another woman? [05:15] (Flashback) Mo     The man we knew no longer exists. [05:19] (Flashback) Mo     It was all too late. [05:22] (Flashback) Mo     I believe that this is the best choice to     make for both his sake and Ikumatsu's. [05:32] Mad     Apparently, that geezer     lost all his memories. [05:39] Mad     Memory impairment, was it? [05:41] Mad     Whatever happens one day, he forgets by     the time he wakes up the next morning. [05:46] Mad     And after moving from place to place,     he found his way to the waste dump. [05:52] Mad     That geezer had no idea about his     past or his family, but one day, [05:56] Mad     a man showed up in front of him. [06:00] (Flashback) H     I finally found you. [06:03] (Flashback) H     I looked all over for you. [06:05] (Flashback) H     You probably won't remember me, [06:09] (Flashback) H     but I have never forgotten     what you did for me. [06:13] (Flashback) H     If you can't remember, you don't have to. [06:16] (Flashback) H     And if you don't want to come     with me, I won't force you. [06:22] (Flashback) H     But even if it's just one bowl, could     you please come have our ramen? [06:28] (Flashback) H     I know this is nowhere near     enough to repay my debt to you. [06:33] (Flashback) H     I know it won't make up for     my sin of doing this to you. [06:38] (Flashback) H     But I want you to come see how     well your daughter is doing! [06:45] (Flashback) H     That's my one wish as the boy     whose life you saved back then! [06:52] (Flashback) H     Ikumatsu. [06:53] (Flashback) H     This is our restaurant's     year-end tradition now. [06:58] (Flashback) ---     Should anything happen to me,     make sure you keep it going. [07:04] Mad     I hear the geezer didn't pay much     attention to the man's tearful plea. [07:11] Mad     But every time New Year's Eve came around,     he would go off somewhere by himself. [07:16] Mad     It's strange. [07:18] Mad     He'd lost pretty much all his memories, [07:21] Mad     but he did remember just one thing. SIGN    2/8 Soba [07:26] (Flashback) Iku     Dad, [07:27] (Flashback) Iku     are we having just one bowl     of New Year's soba again? [07:30] (Flashback) Mo     Don't be greedy now, Ikumatsu. [07:32] (Flashback) Fa     Your mother's right.     This is more than enough. [07:36] (Flashback) Fa     Besides, if we split it into     three portions like this... [07:39] (Flashback) Fa     There. [07:41] (Flashback) Iku     Can I really have so much to myself, Dad? [07:44] (Flashback) Fa     Go ahead. [07:46] (Flashback) Fa     Your mother and I already ate at work. [07:50] (Flashback) Fa     I can't eat this much. [08:03] Oso     Daigo-sama talked about it so happily. [08:07] Oso     He said they finally got to eat     soba as a family of three again. [08:12] Mad     At this point, on top of his memory     impairment, he's also gone totally senile. [08:17] Mad     Looks like he's forgotten all about     going to that ramen restaurant, too. [08:23] Mus     I can't eat this much. [08:29] Mus     Want some? [08:32] Mad     But he still hasn't forgotten     about that, or so I hear. [08:39] Gin     Forgot everything? [08:41] Gin     That's not true. [08:45] Kat     If he remembers that much... [08:47] Gin     ...it's more than enough. [08:49] Mad     Gin-san... Zuracchi... [08:52] Bro     Is that Ikumatsu's old man? [08:56] Mad     Wh-Why are you guys here?! [08:59] Bro     Don't go looking down on the     homeless information network. [09:02] Bro     I knew you'd make a move, Katsura. [09:08] Bro     Don't worry. [09:09] Bro     I've sent Ikumatsu an invitation, too. [09:12] Bro     After all, she is the main     heroine in my revenge story. [09:21] Kat     That'd be a problem. [09:25] Kat     We just called that restaurant [09:29] Kat     and made a reservation... [09:35] Kat     For a bowl of ramen. [09:54] Iku     You kids... [10:00] Kag     Wow. [10:01] Kag     When did this restaurant get popular enough     to have people lining up, Matsu-nee? [10:05] Shin     Too bad. [10:06] Shin     And here we thought it was a hole     in the wall that only we knew about. [10:09] Shin     Did people finally realize how     good the food here tastes? [10:12] G     Enough of your nonsense, you brats! [10:14] G     Do you have a death wish? Outta our way! [10:16] Kag     Cutting in line isn't nice. [10:18] Kag     Sorry, but we have a reservation. [10:20] Shin     Ikumatsu-san. [10:22] Shin     Can we get a bowl of ramen on the double? [10:26] Shin     We've got a delivery order. [10:29] Kag     To an unknown address... [10:33] Shin     Nishiki Matsugoro-san's residence. [10:38] Bro     Katsura, are you thinking of     not handing that geezer over? [10:42] Kat     Even if I did listen to you, [10:44] Kat     I don't believe scum like you     would leave Ikumatsu-dono alone. [10:50] Bro     You're right. That's the way I like it. [10:53] Kat     Father, could you entrust     yourself to us for a while? [10:58] Kat     We swear to help you eat     Ikumatsu-dono's ramen one more time. [11:03] Bro     What can a samurai who ended up     homeless and abandoned his sword do? [11:07] Bro     Go! [11:08] Bro     Get them, old man and all! [11:10] Kat     A sword isn't a samurai's only weapon! [11:15] Mad     Forget the samurai crap! That's not a weapon! [11:17] Kat     Here we go, Father! [11:19] Mad     Where? Is that what you meant     by entrusting himself to you?! [11:21] G     What's wrong with you?     Don't you wanna save that geezer? [11:25] Gin     To a samurai, everything     within his reach is a weapon, [11:27] Gin     a hammer to crush scumbags like you! [11:30] Mad     People who call human beings     hammers are much bigger scumbags! [11:34] Mus     Getting out of here takes priority. [11:35] Mus     Please hang in there, Father. [11:37] Mad     Hey! His senility's getting even worse! [11:41] Gin     Tch. [11:42] Gin     The old man's head is gonna be empty by     the time we get him to Ikumatsu's place. [11:46] Mad     That's your fault! [11:48] Gin     If we waste too much time,     Ikumatsu'll be in danger, too. [11:50] Gin     Oh, well. [11:52] Gin     I'll let you hog the spotlight, Zura. [11:54] Gin     Get going, before the ramen gets soggy. [11:58] Kat     Nonsense. There's no spotlight left to hog. [12:05] Kat     We were simply led here by the     two men who loved Ikumatsu-dono. [12:12] Kat     All we can do is sip on     their leftover ramen soup. [12:18] Kat     Maybe we never had a role     to play in this at all. [12:23] Kat     Because Ikumatsu-dono only     has eyes for one man. [12:30] Gin     But even then, [12:32] Gin     if the two men's feelings reach her, [12:34] Gin     then whether his own     feelings reach her or not, [12:38] Gin     the third guy's still gonna go, right? [12:41] Gin     For the sake of his beloved Ikumatsu's ramen. [12:45] Kat     Not ramen. Soba. [12:48] Kat     But I've eaten enough to get sick of it. [12:51] Kat     Leftover soup will be enough to fill me up. [12:54] Gin     That so? [12:56] Gin     Then get going and sip on that leftover     soup or a body shot or whatever! [13:02] Bro     Hold it, Katsura! [13:03] Gin     Whoa there. [13:04] Gin     You're dealing with me. [13:07] Gin     Let's play nice as fellow lonely extras. [13:09] Bro     My targets are Katsura and Ikumatsu! [13:12] Bro     I couldn't care less about y— [13:15] G     Boss! [13:17] Gin     Did you not hear me? [13:19] Gin     I'm saying he's too good to     be taking on trash like you. [13:24] Gin     Did you guys know? [13:25] Gin     The people who were at rock bottom in     the lower world can make it to the top here. [13:32] Gin     I don't know how far down     you pieces of trash got... [13:35] Gin     It's gonna be great, huh, Hasegawa-san? [13:38] Gin     The hole this guy and me fell into     is a bottomless pit of despair. [13:45] Gin     Zura... [13:47] Gin     You're no different from     those two, if you ask me. [13:52] Gin     All of you are nothing but morons. [14:00] Shin     Go! [14:07] Iku     Why did I forget? [14:12] Iku     Why didn't I remember? [14:16] Iku     I loved him so much... [14:20] Iku     When did I lock him away in     the depths of my memories? [14:28] (Flashback) Iku     I feel like we could clearly see what     was important when we were poor. [14:34] (Flashback) Iku     If it weren't for that, I'm sure his     eyes wouldn't have strayed from us. [14:41] Iku     I was the one who abandoned her dear family. [14:45] Iku     He watched over me for years,     even though he'd lost his memories. [14:52] Iku     And he brought us together     in order to tell me that. [14:58] Iku     But I... [15:11] Iku     Dad, I'm sure you've already forgotten     about such an awful daughter, [15:19] Iku     along with the taste of the bowl of     soba the three of us shared as a family. [15:23] Iku     But that's okay. [15:24] Iku     That's all right. [15:29] Iku     This time, I promise not to forget. [15:33] Iku     My eyes will never stray again. [15:37] Iku     So please, Dad, just one more time... [15:42] Iku     Just one more bowl... [15:45] Kat     Ikumat— [15:56] Mu     Ikumatsu. [15:59] Mu     I can't eat this much. [16:03] Mu     It's all right. [16:06] Mu     Ikumatsu... [16:08] Mu     I already ate with everyone. [16:13] Mu     I'm already full. [16:17] Mu     So share this ramen... [16:21] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono! [16:23] Mu     ...with the people dear to you,     the ones standing by your side. [16:24] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono! [16:33] Mu     That's what both Daigo-kun and I want. [16:39] Mu     Really... [16:44] Mu     I'm so full. [17:04] Iku     Was it really his voice     that I heard back then? [17:08] Iku     Did he really still remember me? [17:12] Iku     There's no way to tell anymore. [17:15] Iku     All I can say is that if it weren't for     him, I couldn't have met my husband. [17:21] Iku     I couldn't have survived     and seen these guys again. [17:25] Iku     That much, I know for sure. [17:29] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono. [17:30] Kat     I asked for soba. I don't     remember ordering ramen. [17:35] Iku     Really? [17:36] Iku     Men shouldn't nitpick. [17:38] Iku     Look at your stupidly long hair. [17:40] Iku     You should get a crew cut already. [17:42] Kat     What does my hair have to do with this? [17:44] Iku     This is a ramen restaurant, y'know? [17:46] Iku     Wouldn't hurt you to have some     ramen for once, would it? [17:49] Iku     Or do you mean to say one idiot     eating New Year's ramen is enough? [17:57] Iku     Why did you, Gin-san, and the     kids stop showing up after that? [18:02] Kat     I owed them one, you see. [18:05] Kat     So they made me look for something     they lost and whatnot. [18:08] Kat     They drove me like a slave. [18:11] Iku     Lies. [18:13] Iku     I bet you stayed away out     of needless concern for me. [18:16] Iku     So distant. [18:19] Iku     At least let me thank you... [18:21] Iku     You could at least let me make     you some ramen on the house! [18:25] Kat     I don't see why we must be thanked or fed     ramen by someone with such a sad face. [18:34] Iku     Please eat that. [18:37] Iku     You're the only one left. [18:39] Iku     I went through the trouble of making it...     I waited all this while... [18:44] Iku     But the family I wanted to feed it to [18:50] Iku     are all gone now. [18:55] Kat     All the more reason not to eat it, then. [18:58] Kat     I don't have the right to.     I'll come some other time. [19:07] Kat     Ikumatsu-dono. [19:09] Kat     There's just one thing I want to say. [19:12] Kat     I couldn't possibly bring     myself to eat that ramen... [19:17] Kat     But even if we can't share ramen as family, [19:21] Kat     we can share your suffering as friends. [19:26] Kat     Let us know when you want to     look for something you lost. [19:31] Kat     Also, let me make this clear. [19:34] Kat     It's not like I hate ramen. [19:40] Kat     It's just... [19:43] Bo     I can't eat that much. [20:01] Iku     Late on New Year's Eve, [20:04] Iku     that man ordered a bowl of ramen. [20:11] Iku     "I can't eat this much." [20:14] Iku     Saying that, he took his ramen... [20:28] Iku     and divided it into six portions. [22:10] Mad     I've tripped and stumbled my     way through life until now. [22:15] Mad     So at least in the end,     I'll stay far away from the dirt [22:19] Mad     and fly high toward the blue sky above. SIGN    Life, Death, and Shades [22:30] Gol     Don't do it. You'll be mincemeat     if you fall from this high up. [22:34] Gol     Put yourself in the shoes of the man     who runs the BBQ place down there. [22:37] Mad     Don't get the wrong idea. [22:38] Mad     I just want to know if I     still have the wings to fly. [22:43] Mad     And I came here to find out, is all. [22:46] Gol     Dunno what happened, but surely you have     family and friends who will mourn you. [22:51] Gol     Most of all, if you died here,     it'd cause problems for me. [22:57] Gol     Life is precious. Don't throw it away. [23:05] Gol     Didn't you hear me? [23:07] Gol     If you cause a fuss here,     everything will be ruined. [23:11] Gol     Life is precious. Don't waste that gift. [23:14] Mad     Look who's talking! [23:17] Mad     You totally wanna lay waste to a life! [23:19] Mad     You're totally trying to kill someone,     right? You're an assassin, aren't you?! [23:22] Gol     Don't get the wrong idea.     I'm just here to hunt boars. [23:24] Mad     From how far away are you     trying to hunt boars?! [23:28] Mad     Really, don't be stupid.     Don't commit a murder. [23:31] Gol     I don't wanna hear that from a suicidal man. [23:32] Mad     I don't wanna hear that from an assassin! [23:34] Gol     I don't wanna hear that from a     man wearing filthy-ass shades. [23:35] Mad     I don't wanna hear that from     a man wearing lame-ass shades! [23:37] Gol     Your shades are more lame. [23:38] Mad     Nah, your shades are more lame. [23:41] Gol     Let me be honest. [23:43] Gol     I couldn't care less what kind of shades     you wear, or when and where you wear them. [23:46] Mad     We're talking about shades now?! SIGN    The next episode SIGN    will go something like that. SIGN    Hasegawa wants to take off ahead of schedule. SIGN    Next time, find out if he gains wings. SIGN    And it won't just be about shades. SIGN    We'll also run a story about cops. E333 - Life, Death, and Shades / All the Answers Can Be Found in the Field Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV! [01:34] Gol     Don't do it. You'll be mincemeat     if you fall from this high up. [01:38] Mad     Don't get the wrong idea. [01:39] Mad     I just want to know if I     still have the wings to fly. [01:44] Mad     And I came here to find out, is all. [01:49] Gol     Life is precious. Don't throw it away. SIGN    Life, Death, and Shades [01:55] Mad     Look who's talking! [01:57] Mad     You totally wanna lay waste to a life! [01:59] Mad     You're totally trying to kill someone,     right? You're an assassin, aren't you?! [02:02] Gol     Don't get the wrong idea.     I'm just here to hunt boars. [02:04] Mad     From how far away are you     trying to hunt boars?! [02:08] Mad     Really, don't be stupid.     Don't commit a murder. [02:11] Gol     I don't wanna hear that from a suicidal man. [02:12] Mad     I don't wanna hear that from an assassin! [02:13] Gol     I don't wanna hear that from a     man wearing filthy-ass shades. [02:15] Mad     I don't wanna hear that from     a man wearing lame-ass shades! [02:17] Gol     Your shades are more lame. [02:18] Mad     Nah, your shades are more lame. [02:21] Gol     Let me be honest. [02:23] Gol     I couldn't care less what kind of shades     you wear, or when and where you wear them. [02:26] Mad     We're talking about shades now?! [02:28] Gol     Besides, do you really     have it in you to jump? [02:34] Gol     You've been doing this every     day for the past month. [02:41] Mad     Even though I want to die, [02:43] Mad     thinking about shades smashing into     the ground makes my shades tremble. [02:49] Mad     You're an assassin, right? [02:51] Mad     Do you know a way to die that isn't scary     or sad and doesn't hurt or break shades? [02:55] Gol     You're basically saying you don't wanna die. [02:58] Mad     If nothing else, I want my shades to live on! [03:01] Gol     Can't you just take them off before you die? [03:03] Gol     I'm an assassin, you know. [03:04] Gol     If I stop to think about how my     victims feel, I couldn't do my— [03:07] Mad     Oh, I know! [03:08] Mad     I could just have you kill me! [03:11] Gol     Wha— [03:11] Mad     You could send me to heaven in one shot,     without letting me feel any pain or fear! [03:16] Gol     Screw you. Do you have any idea how much     money is involved in each of my shots? [03:20] Gol     I don't waste my rounds. [03:22] Gol     Be it when I'm killing my targets [03:23] Gol     or when I'm making love to women. [03:26] Gol     All it takes is one shot.     It's over in an instant. [03:29] G     Huh? Done already, CEO? [03:31] Gol     That's my creed. SIGN    One and Done [03:33] Gol     and that's where my moniker of     "One and Done Synshen" comes from. SIGN    Synshen [03:36] Mad     They're just mocking you for     shooting your load early! [03:39] Mad     Guess I'll have to kill myself     right here and now, then. [03:41] Gol     Wait, wait. [03:42] Gol     How about this? [03:43] Gol     You head to the roof of that skyscraper now. SIGN    Welcome to Earth!! [03:46] Gol     My target is taking part in     a welcoming party there. [03:49] Mad     You're really hunting a boar?! [03:51] Gol     Once I give the signal, jump off the roof. [03:55] Gol     When you fall into my crosshairs     that will be aimed at my target, SIGN    Me SIGN    Boar [03:58] Gol     I will pierce you both through with one shot. [04:00] Gol     That should do, right? [04:01] Mad     Aren't you making this too hard for yourself? [04:04] Mad     And the shades are being     smashed to bits anyway! [04:08] Mad     I guess around here is fine. [04:10] Mad     Now I just have to wait for the signal. [04:13] Mad     With this, I can finally go to heaven— [04:14] Gol2     Don't do it. [04:16] Gol2     You'll be mincemeat if you     fall from this high up. [04:18] Gol2     Put yourself in the shoes of the lady     who runs the cutlet place down there. [04:21] Gol2     Actually, before all that... [04:25] Gol2     Life is precious. Don't throw it away. [04:27] Mad     Really?! Here, too?! [04:29] Mad     There's an assassin here, too?! [04:32] Gol2     If you don't want to die, leave at once. [04:35] Mad     But I do want to die! [04:37] Gol2     I hear that One and Done Synshen     is targeting this building. [04:41] Mad     Could he be an assassin hired     by Synshen's enemy to kill him? [04:45] Mad     I have to go tell him right now, or the     assassin who's gonna kill me will lose his... [04:50] Mad     Wait. [04:54] Gol2     I see. Synshen is on that rooftop. [04:58] Gol2     I must thank you for telling me. [05:00] Mad     Oh, you can just shoot     me in the head in return. [05:05] Gol2     Sorry, but I can't do that. [05:07] Gol2     Even an assassin has his creed. [05:09] Gol2     The only people I kill are     scumbags like Synshen. [05:13] Gol2     Be it targets or women, [05:15] Gol2     I don't go after those on     the straight and narrow. [05:17] G     Huh? Done already, CEO? [05:19] Gol2     That's where my moniker     "Quickdraw Synron" comes from. SIGN    Quickdraw SIGN    Synron [05:22] Mad     Your moniker has nothing     to do with your creed! [05:24] Mad     Are all assassins too     quick to shoot their loads? [05:26] Gol2     How about we do this? [05:27] Gol2     You head back to that building [05:30] Gol2     and lure Synshen somewhere I can snipe him [05:34] Gol2     using a scummy tactic. [05:36] Gol2     If you do that, I promise to shoot     both you scumbags in the head. [05:41] Mad     This has gotten even more complicated! [05:44] Mad     I came here to die! [05:46] Mad     Why am I playing accomplice     in an assassination?! [05:50] Mad     S-Synshen... [05:52] Mad     They got me. [05:54] Mad     Run away. [05:56] Mad     The enemy already has the     entire city under its control. [06:00] Mad     I wanted to let you know that     your life is in grave danger... [06:06] Gol     Hey, hang in there! [06:08] Mad     B-Before I die, could you take me up there? [06:13] Gol     Just wait. [06:14] Mad     Hell yeah! He fell for it! [06:17] Gol     I'll get you to a hospital right away. [06:19] Mad     No, forget that. Just take     me up there before I die. [06:23] Gol     You moron! Don't be so quick     to say you're gonna die! [06:26] Mad     Why is he so full of passion?! [06:28] Gol     I told you that I'd kill you. [06:30] Gol     Don't you dare die until then. [06:31] Mad     He's a much nicer guy than I thought! [06:34] Mad     W-Wait. Aren't you a professional assassin? [06:37] Mad     Are you sure you should     leave your job unfinished? [06:39] Gol     What do you think is more important?     A job, or a person's life? [06:42] Mad     And who was it that was taking     people's lives on the job? [06:46] Gol     Damn those scumbags. [06:47] Mad     Uh, you're the scumbag.     Don't forget where you stand. [06:50] Gol     First they take my sister, and now     they want to take my friend, too? [06:53] Mad     When did we become friends?! [06:56] Gol     What's going on? [06:58] Gol     Is there a sniper on that rooftop, too? [07:00] Mad     Sorry, Synron-san!     This is as far as I can go! [07:02] Mad     I mean, he's actually a really nice guy! [07:05] Gol     I'll be the decoy. [07:06] Gol     In the meantime, you use this     to take out that sniper. [07:09] Mad     Asking a half-dead guy to kill someone? [07:11] Mad     I can't tell if he's a nice     guy or a bad guy anymore! [07:14] Gol     Don't die. [07:15] Mad     Like I said, I came here to die! [07:18] Mad     What the hell is going on?! [07:20] Mad     I came here to die! [07:22] Mad     I don't care anymore! I'll kill or whatever! [07:25] Mad     If I actually try to kill     Synron, I'm sure he'll kill me. [07:30] Mad     He's already dead! [07:32] Mad     Hey! What are you doing? [07:35] Gol2     S-Sorry, I screwed up. [07:38] Gol2     I panicked and rushed to kill Synshen,     but I failed to notice my rounds were gone. [07:43] Mad     He took that chance to hit you? [07:45] Gol2     No, like I said... [07:48] Gol2     I lost my rounds. [07:50] Mad     That really is one hell of a screw-up! [07:51] Gol2     If I don't have any rounds, I can't kill you. [07:55] Mad     You don't need those round ones for that. [07:57] Gol     I'm no longer fit to be a sniper. [08:00] G     Huh? Done already, CEO? [08:01] Mad     You were never fit and firing there anyway! [08:04] Gol     But it's fine. [08:06] Gol     Even if I did have the rounds,     I wouldn't have been able to fire. [08:10] Gol     Some scumbag he was. [08:12] Gol     I can't believe he acted like that in front     of his enemy in the middle of a hit job. [08:17] Gol     Do you know why my boss is     being targeted by Synshen? [08:21] ---     This is what people call him behind his back: [08:24] ---     "slave trader." [08:26] ---     The stuff he peddles includes people [08:30] ---     and Synshen's kid sister who was     with him when he was an orphan. [08:35] ---     Only then did he start walking     down the path of a scumbag. [08:39] ---     So when I saw him do that,     I realized something. [08:43] ---     He came here as a brother     trying to save his sister. [08:47] ---     Could you tell him something for me? [08:50] ---     "I don't have the rounds     to shoot you with anymore, [08:55] ---     but I still have enough     to unload into scumbags!" [09:00] Mad     Unload those into me, not scumbags! [09:04] Mad     I'm done with this crap! [09:05] Mad     I'm just gonna jump off the roof! [09:11] Gol     It's been 20 years since we were sold off. [09:14] Gol     Our appearances have changed     completely since then, [09:16] Gol     and we even cast our names aside, [09:19] Gol     but it seems we both chose to walk down     the same path to get our sibling back. [09:24] Gol     You don't have the rounds     to shoot me with anymore? [09:26] Gol     Ichiko, you never had any     round ones to begin with. [09:31] Boar     You siblings would've been     better off killing each other. [09:35] Boar     If you two can't settle things     yourselves, I can help. [09:40] Gol     You were always like that, Ichiko. [09:43] Gol     You loved to dress up like     a boy and play with us. [09:49] (Flashback) Gol2     You're so mean, Ichiro-nii! [09:51] (Flashback) Gol2     I'm out of water here! [09:55] (Flashback) Gol     That's why I keep telling you... [09:56] Gol     You're too quick to shoot your load. [09:59] (Flashback) Gol2     Jeez! How can I win, then? [10:02] (Flashback) Gol     Isn't that obvious? [10:06] Gol     You put everything you have into one shot. [10:11] Boar     Is he going to shoot me     along with his sister? [10:14] Gol     Get ready for my best shot. [10:18] Gol     Because I've already fired it. [10:20] Mad     If you can kill me, I'd like to see you try! [10:36] Mad     Man, in the end... [10:40] Mad     I didn't die! [10:49] Gol     Looks like your wings are still right there. [10:56] Mat     In our job, fieldwork is everything. SIGN    Special Crash Course for Upper Management Candidates [11:00] Mat     But in any organization, the skilled     employees are the first to leave the field [11:04] Mat     and take up leadership roles. [11:07] Mat     All of you master investigators will     learn how the nectar of authority tastes. [11:13] Mat     But I didn't promote you just so you could rot. [11:18] Mat     What I'm basically trying to say is, [11:20] Mat     no matter how far up the ladder you climb, [11:23] Mat     never forget the field where you came from. [11:25] Hij     Pearls of wisdom from the super boss who     spends taxpayer money on cabaret clubs. [11:30] Kon     Don't be like that, Toshi. [11:32] Hij     We don't need a crash course.     We're drowning in fieldwork every day. [11:39] Hij     I mean, we're full of idiots who think     desk work means sleeping on a desk. [11:44] Hij     And who is he calling master investigators? [11:47] Hij     These useless rich kids who landed comfy     jobs using their family names and contacts? [11:51] Kon     Hey, Toshi! They can hear you! [11:53] Hij     I want them to. [11:55] Hij     Oh, sorry. You're a rich kid from     a famous family too, aren't you... [12:00] Hij     Mimawarigumi Chief Sasaki-dono? [12:03] Isa     No need to worry, Shinsengumi     Vice Chief Hijikata-dono. [12:08] Isa     Once I become director-general, I'll effect     elite reform by the elite for the elite. [12:14] Isa     For starters, maybe I should     fire that napping thorny [12:16] Isa     and the dummy spreading secondhand smoke. [12:20] Isa     Don't you agree, Nobume-san? [12:23] Hij     Elite reform, my ass! Your subordinate     is napping in class, too! [12:27] Nob     I'm not napping. [12:29] Nob     I'm snacking. SIGN    Japanese for Good Kids [12:30] Hij     They're both equally bad! [12:31] Oki     Hate to break it to ya,     but I'm not napping, either. [12:34] Oki     I was pretending so people wouldn't figure     out during recess that I have no friends. [12:38] Hij     Why the triumphant look? [12:40] Hij     Why are you two competing over school tropes? [12:42] Hij     Also, a guy messing with his phone during     a lecture has no right to complain to me. [12:46] Isa     I'm merely noting down the important points. [12:49] Hij     And I'm using nicotine to clear     my head so I can pay attention! [12:52] Isa     Crap, game over. [12:54] Hij     So you were just playing a mobile game! [12:57] Mat     Keep it down, you louts! [13:00] Mat     Beat it to the hallway     in under three seconds, [13:03] Mat     or I'll blow your brains out. [13:05] Mat     One... SIGN    All the Answers     Can Be Found in the Field [13:07] All     What happened to two and three?! SIGN    Special Crash Course for Upper Management Candidates [13:11] Mat     So, yeah... [13:14] Mat     We'll have these guys act as guinea pigs,     experience a crime scene, and investigate. [13:19] Mat     It's just a simulation, but I want you     all to rack your brains along with them. [13:22] Hij     I don't care if it's a simulation     or whatever. Bring it on. [13:25] Isa     Yes, though we'd rather not be compared     to these people. Right, Nobume-san? SIGN    Records of the Three Kingdoms [13:29] Nob     If you defeat Cao Cao     early, you lose motivation [13:32] Nob     and stop caring about uniting China. [13:34] Oki     Cao Cao can be the last boss, then.     Whoever defeats Wei first wins. [13:38] Kon     Okay, he said simulation, but not that kind! [13:40] Mat     A fictional crime scene     will be displayed in VR. [13:43] Mat     Analyze the crime using the clues at     the scene and identify the culprit. [13:52] Kon     Wh-What is this? [13:54] Kon     It's like the real thing! [13:56] Mat     This is HQ, you know. We have     all the cutting-edge tech. [14:00] Mat     And we have files on every     kind of case imaginable. [14:03] Mat     This case, based on a massive amount of     data, is no different from the real thing. [14:09] Mat     Here's the gist of it. A corpse     was found on this river bank. [14:13] Mat     An old lady living nearby     was the first to find it. [14:16] Mat     She testified that she was here to do laundry     when she saw it drift by from upstream. [14:26] Kon     What kind of case is this?! [14:28] Kon     HQ's case files clearly have     folktales from Japan mixed in! [14:32] Mat     I hear a similar case happened in the past. [14:34] Kon     Like hell it did! This is Momotaro! [14:37] Hij     We don't know for sure     that this is Momotaro yet. [14:40] Kon     Uh, he obviously is.     He was even inside a peach. [14:42] Hij     Acting on misconceptions     can lead to mistakes. [14:45] Kon     The granny was here to do laundry! [14:47] Hij     Pops, was the peach already     split when it was found? [14:51] Mat     Granny testified that she pulled it out     in this state when it came drifting by. [14:55] Kon     We're actually doing this? We're     investigating this stupid case? [14:58] Hij     That's weird. [14:59] Hij     If he came drifting by in this state,     Momotaro's body should be wet. [15:04] Kon     You just called him Momotaro.     You admitted it is him, right? [15:06] Hij     Also, can an old lady really drag a     peach with an adult inside all this way? [15:12] Hij     There's something off here. [15:13] Kon     Yeah, like an adult being inside a peach! [15:16] Hij     The granny probably wasn't     alone when she found this. [15:20] Hij     What is Gramps's alibi? [15:21] Mat     Cutting grass in the mountains. [15:22] Kon     That was an alibi?! [15:24] Kon     It was something that scary? SIGN    Old Man Possession 1 SIGN    Sickle [15:26] Hij     Pops, get us a DNA comparison on     Gramps's sickle and Momotaro's blood. [15:30] Kon     What are you thinking? That's terrifying! [15:32] Hij     The fatal wound matches the     way the peach was split. [15:35] Hij     In other words, he was killed by the     old couple when they split the peach. [15:40] Kon     What the hell kind of folktale is this?! [15:42] Hij     They didn't do it on purpose.     It was an accident. [15:45] Hij     But that's why they fabricated alibis... [15:47] Isa     You're mistaken. [15:49] Isa     It seems you're the one who is     shackled by the story of Momotaro. [15:53] Isa     That's why you overlooked     a vital piece of evidence. [15:56] Hij     What? [15:57] Isa     You're too fixated on the man inside     the peach, the granny's laundry, [16:00] Isa     and Gramps's grass cutting. [16:02] Isa     Hence, you assumed that this tragedy     occurred at the start of the Momotaro story. [16:07] Isa     But that's a mistake. Why, you ask? [16:11] Isa     Ask yourself, why is Momotaro so big when     he was only just born from the peach? [16:16] Kon     You're taking issue with that now?! [16:18] Kon     You ignore the "born from a peach"     thing and take issue with that?! [16:21] Kon     And why are you shocked?! [16:23] Isa     Going from his filthy clothes     and the lack of kibi dango, [16:27] Isa     we can tell that he'd already     finished fighting the ogres. [16:31] Isa     This incident happened     after the end of the story. [16:34] Hij     Then why was he inside a peach again? [16:37] Isa     Look at this wound. [16:39] Isa     There's pretty much no sign of blood loss. [16:42] Isa     This proves that he was already     dead when he got the wound. [16:46] Isa     What that means is... [16:48] Isa     Somebody killed him and     dumped him in the river [16:51] Isa     in order to frame that old couple for murder. [16:54] Kon     Why is this getting so complicated?! [16:56] Isa     It was all camouflage. [16:59] Isa     But thanks to that, we can narrow     down the list of suspects. [17:02] Isa     When you consider Momotaro's     situation after fighting the ogres, [17:06] Isa     the true culprit [17:09] Isa     can only be one of these three. [17:12] Isa     It is said that Momotaro's party     brought back treasure from Onigashima. [17:17] Isa     But we're talking about animals     and a peach-born monster here. [17:20] Isa     It's not hard to picture them     fighting over the treasure. [17:24] Kon     How much must you corrupt Momotaro     before you're satisfied? [17:26] Isa     Among them, the only one who can place     such a cunning trap is the mon— [17:29] Oki     It wasn't the monkey. [17:32] Oki     Shackled by the story of Momotaro,     you overlooked something vital. [17:39] Oki     Monkeys can't use money. [17:42] Kon     Why does Captain Obvious     have such a smug look?! [17:44] Kon     Their reasoning is getting     stupider by the minute! [17:47] Kon     And why do you have a look of shock?! [17:49] Oki     In other words, the real culprit     is either the dog or the pheasant. [17:54] Kon     Dogs and pheasants can't use money, either! [17:56] Nob     You're wrong. [17:58] Nob     None of them is the culprit. [18:01] Nob     You're so shackled by the Momotaro     story that you've gone blind. [18:05] Oki     What? How can you say for sure? [18:08] Nob     Because that'd be a pain. [18:10] Kon     She ultimately wrote it off as a pain! [18:13] Kon     Anyone would look shocked after that! [18:16] Hij     Well, they're all animals either way.     Can't really question them. [18:19] Hij     Pops, I'd like to see the autopsy report. [18:21] Hij     There must be another fatal wound somewhere. [18:24] Mat     Sorry to say this, Toshi, [18:26] Mat     but this is the only external     wound that stands out. [18:29] Mat     However, x-rays did find something     strange in his trachea. [18:35] Mat     Something shaped like a dango. [18:37] Kon     Uh, he totally died choking on kibi dango! [18:40] Isa     This is why I can't stand plebs.     That's not kibi dango. [18:42] Isa     It's what the monkey pooped out     after eating the kibi dango. [18:45] Isa     You know how monkeys throw their own poop?     I knew it, the monkey was the culprit. [18:48] Isa     I was right. An elite was right. [18:50] Isa     Praise the elite. [18:51] Kon     You're not thinking like an elite now! [18:52] Hij     You stupid? The gramps and gran would     obviously be the ones feeding him. [18:57] Hij     Tempted by the treasure, they choked     him to death using kibi dango. [19:01] Hij     The old farts really were     the culprits. I was right. [19:03] Hij     Praise mayonnaise. [19:04] Kon     Didn't you paint them in a     totally different light before? [19:06] Isa     The monkey. [19:07] Hij     Gramps and gran. [19:08] Isa     The monkey. [19:09] Hij     Gramps and gran. [19:10] Isa     The monkey's gramps and gran. [19:11] Hij     Gramps and gran's monkey. [19:13] Isa     We agreed it was the monkey just now, right? [19:15] Oki     Okay, fine. Let's take the middle option     and say it was the eunuch monkey. [19:19] Kon     Middle option of what?     Where'd the gramps and gran go? [19:21] Nob     It can be Monkey and Aska's     gramps and gran, then. [19:24] Kon     Wait, what happened to Chage? [19:25] Isa     At this point, let's settle     this once and for all. [19:28] Isa     Director-General, it doesn't     matter if they're animals. [19:31] Isa     Let us question Momotaro's party. [19:33] Mat     Oh, if you want them... [19:37] Mat     They're in here. [19:38] Kon     All the suspects have been eaten! [19:40] Isa     Wait, are you saying Momotaro     was the perpetrator? [19:45] Isa     I see. So that's how it is. [19:49] Isa     They were stranded on the     way back from Onigashima. [19:54] Isa     The sad fate of his party is proof enough. [19:58] Isa     Instead of treasure, they fought to eat     each other's kibi dango and bodies. [20:04] Isa     And almost like divine punishment, [20:08] Isa     the last bite, his friend's kibi     dango, got caught in his throat. [20:14] Isa     The one who killed him was     none other than himself. [20:19] Kon     No way... That can't be. [20:21] Kon     How can such a laughable cause of     death turn into something so sad? [20:27] Kon     Toshi... [20:28] Hij     This is what the field is like. [20:31] Hij     It shoves harsh realities and even     harsher truths right into our faces. [20:37] Hij     But we must not avert our eyes. [20:40] Hij     As cops, we have the duty to find the     truth even if it's shrouded in darkness. [20:47] Kon     T-Toshi! [20:51] Hij     Look at this. SIGN    No sneaking bites. [20:53] Hij     It's a bag. [20:54] Hij     It likely had kibi dango inside. [20:57] Hij     He probably didn't eat a single dango. SIGN    No sneaking bites. [21:02] Hij     He must've given them all to his friends     and chewed on his sandals or something. [21:06] Hij     But they went down one after another. [21:09] Hij     Considering how he could eat crap like this, [21:11] Hij     he must've ended up being the last one alive. [21:14] Hij     The rest of the story is as you said. [21:17] Hij     He chose that path in order to live. [21:20] Hij     You can't eat a bag like this     unless you have extreme resolve. [21:25] Hij     He must've really wanted to live... [21:26] Hij     His friends' share of life, too. [21:29] Kon     Toshi... [21:30] Isa     Are you saying that sappy crap     was the kind of reality you saw? [21:35] Hij     That's right. [21:36] Hij     This is the truth I believe in,     the truth I found at this crime scene! [21:39] Mat     Bzzt. [21:44] Mat     Too bad. Close, but no cigar. [21:48] Mat     You got the "Momotaro was killed" part right. [21:51] Mat     But this isn't Momotaro. [21:56] Mat     It's the boss of Onigashima, who ate     the entire Momotaro party alive. [22:00] Mat     Disguised as Momotaro, he came to     the mainland to eat more humans... [22:05] Mat     But he died without achieving his goal. SIGN    Cause of Death [22:07] Mat     Basically, [22:10] Mat     the real culprit is a brain tumor. That's it. [22:15] Mat     That's it. SIGN    The End [22:17] Mat     That's it! SIGN    3000 Leagues in Search of a Scabbard [23:50] Gin     Next time: "3000 Leagues     in Search of a Scabbard." SIGN    Sure, it's been a while since we've seen Tetsuko, SIGN    but she has a fair amount of screen time, like in the live-action movie. SIGN    Perhaps because he treated swords like crap at a smithy, SIGN    Gintoki's butthole gets attacked by one! E334 - 3000 Leagues in Search of a Scabbard Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] G     Who goes there? [00:14] G     You must be Senbe the Manslayer. [00:18] G     Prepare to go down! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc [02:05] Tet     This is a great sword. SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV! [02:07] Tet     It's nameless, but sharp. [02:09] Tet     Looks like it ran wild with     its wielder in the past, [02:12] Tet     but it's being taken care of now. [02:15] Tet     Must belong to a retired general. [02:18] Shin     Tetsuko-san, that sword is actually a     memento of Otose-san's late husband. [02:23] Tet     Oh... SIGN    Smithy [02:25] Tet     I'll deliver it nice and sharpened tomorrow. [02:27] Tet     I'm sure it wants to go home soon, too. [02:30] Kag     Tetsuko, you can talk to     swords? You're amazing! [02:35] Tet     It's not like that. [02:36] Kag     What about that one? What's it saying? [02:42] Tet     The number of battles it's gone through     and the amount of blood it has spilled [02:45] Tet     is way higher than any other sword. [02:48] Tet     But it's been used as a weight for cup     ramen way more than any other sword, too. [02:52] Gin     Man, I feel so much better. [02:52] Tet     Perhaps due to its poor treatment,     I can see it shrouded in malice. [02:54] Gin     I thought I was gonna wet myself. [02:56] Kag     Malice? [02:57] Tet     Yes. Rather than the blood of enemies, [03:00] Tet     it thirsts for the blood of its wielder. [03:03] Kag     Wow, you're right! [03:04] Shin     You can tell when a sword     looks down on its wielder? [03:07] Shin     That's our master swordsmith! [03:08] Kag     Though to be honest, we knew that, too. [03:12] Gin     Master swordsmith, my ass! [03:14] Gin     Why's a drawn sword just     laying around right there? [03:17] Gin     Should a smithy be treating     her products so badly? [03:20] Tet     What's this sword? [03:22] Tet     I don't remember it. [03:24] Gin     Don't play dumb. [03:25] Gin     Are you saying it came here by itself     to get a massage? To rub one out? [03:29] Shin     This is a smithy! Not a brothel! [03:32] Kag     Maybe it got kicked out of its     scabbard due to its low salary. [03:35] Kag     Tetsuko, you should hear     out its complaints, too. [03:37] Tet     Uh, complaints? [03:39] Gin     Even I could hear those out. [03:42] Gin     You seem really up for this, sir. [03:43] Gin     Look at you, all naked     before we even get started. [03:46] Gin     Your scabbard may have dumped you,     but I'll make you forget about it all tonight. [03:51] Gin     And then, you can get a fresh start as     a wok in Gin-san's place tomorrow. [03:56] Tet     Hey, wait! [03:57] Gin     Got that, Tetsuko? Make us a nice wok. [03:59] Shin     What are you doing? We don't     even know whose sword it is yet! [04:03] Gin     Didn't you hear it?     It's sick of cutting things. [04:06] Gin     It wants to stop hurting people     and start frying rice instead. [04:09] Gin     We don't have a pan, so this is perfect. [04:11] Shin     You need a fresh start more     than it does, you bum! [04:14] Gin     Ah, I don't know why, but I think I     can hear the sword crying out in joy. [04:19] Shin     Uh, sorry, [04:20] Shin     but we can hear it, too. [04:23] Shin     I don't know about crying out in joy.     This sounds more like dying screams. [04:27] Gin     Huh? You can hear that, too? [04:32] Kus     Bro... [04:35] Kus     Whaddya think yer doin' ta me? [04:36] Kus     Want me ta suck yer blood up?! [04:44] Shin     Gin-san?! SIGN    3000 Leagues in Search of a Scabbard SIGN    Smithy [04:53] Kus     Yeesh. [04:55] Kus     There's no tellin' what     samurai these days get up ta. [04:59] Kus     How scary. [05:01] Kus     If I were any other sword, I woulda snapped. [05:03] Kus     Be more careful. Most swords'll     lash out at the drop of a hat. [05:06] Kus     Ya won't find many blunt,     gentle ones like me. [05:09] Tet     S-Sorry about that. [05:13] Kus     Well, as long as ya learned yer lesson. [05:16] Kus     I'm not yellin' at ya 'cause I want ta. [05:18] Kus     Thankfully, nobody got hurt, [05:20] Kus     so let's call this water under the bridge. [05:24] Kus     Well, thanks for the yummy tea. Take care. [05:28] Gin     Like hell! I totally got hurt here! [05:31] Gin     How long are you gonna stay stuck in my ass? [05:33] Gin     And what the hell are you, anyway? [05:37] Gin     What's with this thing? I can't get it out! [05:40] Kus     Yer wastin' yer time, bro. We're a pair now. [05:43] Kus     I finally found ya, my scabbard.     I ain't never lettin' ya go. [05:46] Gin     Did you just call my butthole a scabbard? [05:47] Shin     Calm down, both of you. Calm down. [05:50] Gin     How can I? I've got a sword in my ass! [05:53] Kag     Oh, just shut up and sit down. [05:57] Shin     P-Planet Excalibur? [06:00] Kus     Aye. Believe it or not, I'm an actual Amanto, [06:03] Kus     Kusanagi from Planet Excalibur. [06:06] Tet     K-Kusanagi-san? [06:08] Kus     I may be loiterin' about butt-naked     without a scabbard now, [06:11] Kus     but when I was young, I was a famous sword. [06:14] Shin     Uh, could you stop talking about     loitering butt-naked with that name? [06:17] Kus     Us excaliburlings have bodies     made of liquid metal. [06:20] Kus     In other words, we can transform     inta anythin' we wanna be. [06:24] Kus     We've transformed inta all kinds of weapons [06:26] Kus     and taken part in wars on all     kinds of planets as mercenaries. [06:31] Kus     I came ta Earth a long time     ago when I smelled war here. [06:36] Kus     Ever since, me and my wife Scabberina     had been livin' as a very lovin' couple. [06:40] Shin     Who the hell is Scabberina? [06:42] Shin     Was your scabbard your wife? [06:44] Kus     She was too good for me, I say. [06:47] Kus     She always welcomed me     back with a warm smile. [06:52] Kus     And back then, I was young, too. [06:54] Kus     I thrust in and out of     her several times a day. [06:57] Shin     Stop moving like that. What are you saying? [06:59] Shin     Is it what I think it is? [07:00] Kag     If you had such a beloved scabbard,     why are you naked now, Member Kusanagi? [07:04] Shin     Stop calling him that! [07:06] Tet     A sword and its scabbard are as one. [07:08] Tet     They're like SM*P, which only functions     when all its members are present. [07:11] Shin     You two are doing this     on purpose, aren't you?! [07:13] Kus     As time passed and I grew     older, I lost my edge. [07:19] Kus     Our owner put us up for sale at a pawn shop. [07:23] Kus     For some reason, a buyer     was found immediately, [07:25] Kus     but I was dumped in a ditch. [07:28] Kus     The buyer only wanted the     beautiful Scabberina, not me. [07:34] Kus     For decades since then,     I've been lookin' for her, [07:38] Kus     but I still have no idea where she is now. [07:41] Kus     I went from smithy ta smithy,     hopin' ta meet a good scabbard, [07:45] Kus     but that was a swing and a miss, too. [07:47] Tet     So that's why you came to me? [07:49] Kus     I lost my owner and my partner     'cause I was so dull. [07:52] Kus     So I gotta take them back     with my own hands... [07:57] Kus     The bright light from those days,     and my beloved other half. [08:02] Kus     But I know from the bottom of my blade that     I can't do anythin' as a lone dull blade. [08:07] Kus     Doesn't matter if it's just a temporary     home. I need an owner, a scabbard! [08:11] Kus     I beg of ya, lend me yer ass for a while. [08:15] Kus     C'mon, please. [08:18] Shin     Okay! Come one, come all! [08:21] Shin     Is the sword on your hip a     treasure that brings good luck [08:25] Shin     or a curse that brings misfortune? [08:28] Shin     Don't you want to know? SIGN    Sword Fortune Telling [08:30] Kag     Edo's best swordsmith, Murata Tetsuko,     will ascertain your sword's quality! [08:36] Shin     And we're willing to bleed     money on the first day! [08:39] Shin     We'll look at your swords for free today! [08:41] Shin     First come, first served! [08:43] Kus     You guys... [08:45] Tet     In truth, we want to check out not     the swords, but their scabbards. [08:49] Kus     Instead of just givin' me this     filthy ass, you'd go so far for me? [08:54] Tet     I'm not doing this for you. [08:56] Tet     I'm a swordsmith. [08:58] Tet     When there's a rusty sword of     repute lying in front of me, [09:01] Tet     do you really think I could     stop myself from sharpening it? [09:03] Kus     T-Tetsuko-han! [09:07] Tet     I'll lend you as many filthy asses as     you want, so just shut up and sit tight. [09:12] Kus     Sorry. I forgot I was lugging     this filthy ass around. [09:18] Gin     Who do you think this filthy ass belongs to? [09:20] Gin     What gives you guys the right to     decide the fate of my filthy ass? [09:23] Gin     Wait, whose ass are you calling filthy? [09:25] Shin     Not like we have a choice. [09:26] Shin     He says he won't leave your     ass until he finds a home. [09:30] Kag     If you wanna be freed, we gotta     find his separated scabbard. [09:34] Gin     Quit messing— [09:35] Shin     Oh, by the way, excaliburlings     are vampiric in nature. [09:39] Shin     If you do anything stupid... [09:41] Kus     Want me to suck up the     blood from yer entire body? [09:45] Gin     Excuse me. [09:47] Gin     Would you like to be the     scabbard for my sword? [09:51] G     Eek! [09:53] Kus     C'mon, bro. Yer makin' yer     ulterior motives too obvious. [09:56] Kus     Ya'll never find me a scabbard like that. [09:58] Gin     I don't wanna hear that from the one     sticking butt-naked into my butt. [10:01] Kus     Just watch me. [10:03] Kus     Hey, lady. [10:04] Kus     Want me to suck yer ********* ? [10:06] G     Eek! [10:08] Gin*     I'll kill your blunt ass! [10:10] Gin     Why are you getting me beaten up? [10:12] Gin     Why do I have to do this? [10:14] Kus     Crap, I messed up. Shoulda gone     with "please suck my ****." [10:17] Shin     What kind of scabbard are you looking for?! [10:19] Shin     Nobody cares about the swords in your pants! [10:21] Shin     Stick them in Tasty Stick     packaging or something! [10:24] Shin     Aren't you looking for your wife Scabberina? [10:27] Shin     Why are you trying to sneakily     find a new scabbard? [10:30] Shin     Take this more seriously! [10:32] Shin     If you wanna find customers, talk     to people who are carrying swords! [10:37] Gin     Ow, ow... Hey, what are you doing? [10:41] Kus     N-Nah, i-it a-ain't me. [10:42] Kus     Th-This is resonance. [10:45] Gin     What? [10:46] Kus     O-One of my own is nearby. [10:49] Shin     Huh? Could it be Scabberina? [10:51] Kus     N-Nah. [10:53] Sen     Is it true that you're ascertaining     the quality of swords? [10:57] Sen     I'd love it if you could check mine as well. [11:00] Sen     What do you see? [11:02] Sen     Do you hear the screams of     all the people I've cut down? [11:06] Sen     Or do you hear the sound of all     the swords he's devoured breaking? [11:14] Sen     Whoops, looks like we     have an unwanted visitor. [11:17] Sen     I'll come back some other time. [11:19] Sen     I'm sure we'll meet again. [11:23] Gin     What was with that guy? [11:25] Shin     Are you sure, Kusanagi-san? [11:27] Shin     That was an excaliburling, too, right? [11:30] Shin     They might've known     something about Scabberina. [11:34] Shin     N-No way... He'd come ta this planet, too? [11:38] Shin     N-Never get involved with     that guy. He's bad news. [11:41] Shin     Kusanagi-san? [11:42] Gin     Hey, knock it off. My     ass can't take any more. [11:45] Gin     You're not resonating, are you?     You're just trembling in fear! [11:46] Oki     Damn, he got away. [11:49] Oki     Welp, if I go back empty-handed,     Hijikata-san will yell at me. [11:54] Oki     Whatever. There's a perfect replacement. [11:56] Oki     Boss, your usual wooden sword is one thing, [11:59] Oki     but we can't have you carrying     that around during the sword ban. [12:02] Oki     You're under arrest for a Swords and     Firearms Act violation and public indecency. [12:07] Gin     What? Wait, this isn't what you think! [12:09] Gin     Hey, stop clattering and say something! [12:13] Kus     You got it wrong. I ain't tremblin'. [12:17] Kus     I-I found her... I finally found her. [12:20] Kus     That bro's scabbard...     That beautiful scabbard... [12:23] Kus     There's no mistakin' it. [12:24] Kus     It's my wife, Scabberina! SIGN    Special Police     Shinsengumi [12:32] Kon     This is horrible. [12:34] Kon     Have we identified the victim? [12:36] Hij     Probably a Joi Rebel from some faction. [12:39] Kon     The body's in tatters. Is it him again? [12:43] Hij     No doubt about it. [12:44] Hij     The massive cut that couldn't     be inflicted by any mere human, [12:48] Hij     the sword that seems like it     was ripped off at the hilt... [12:52] Hij     It has to be Senbe the Manslayer. [12:55] Kon     The mad sword that had bakufu     officials trembling in the past [13:00] Kon     is now being used to shed the     blood of his own comrades? [13:04] Hij     I'm perfectly okay with those     mites killing each other. [13:07] Hij     But this bothers me. [13:10] Hij     It's unthinkable that a man could've     done this. What purpose does it serve? [13:15] Hij     I heard a strange rumor. [13:17] Hij     Apparently, before Senbe betrayed his group, [13:19] Hij     he picked up a creepy black     sword from somewhere. [13:24] Kon     A sword? [13:25] Hij     Ever since he did, he became a different     person and obsessed over it. [13:29] Hij     He started acting strangely,     like talking to the sword at times. [13:33] Kon     Are you saying his objective isn't     slaying men, but the swords? [13:41] Kon     Sure you're not overthinking this? [13:43] Hij     I sure hope so. [13:45] Hij     But I've been put through     hell by a sword, too. [13:49] Kon     That reminds me. I saw Sogo talking     to his sword recently, too. [13:54] Kon     He might suddenly become a serial     killer too, or something! [14:01] Oki     Oh, Hijikata-san. [14:02] Oki     Sorry, but I'm borrowing your     room to take this guy apart. [14:09] Hij     Huh? What was that just now? [14:11] Kon     What did he mean, take apart?     What was that we just saw? [14:13] Hij     Wait, Sogo! [14:13] Hij     No! Please no! [14:14] Kon     What are you doing in my room? [14:21] Hij     Finally got it out. [14:22] Oki     This won't do, boss. [14:24] Kus     You gotta be more gentle with elders. [14:26] Oki     Man, that was one hell of a surprise. [14:29] Oki     I didn't expect someone other     than me to own an excalibur. [14:32] Oki     That's the boss. A real connoisseur. [14:35] Shin     Gin-san, you can finally kiss     goodbye to playing scabbard. [14:38] Kus     Thank ya so much for     lending me yer filthy ass. [14:42] Tet     No problem. We're glad this     filthy ass was of use. [14:45] Kag     Yeah. If you don't mind that     filthy ass, come hang out again. [14:49] Oki     Er, I'm not sure I follow. [14:53] Oki     Are we bidding farewell to the boss's ass? [14:55] Tet     The thing is, the scabbard holding your sword [14:58] Tet     is apparently Kusanagi-san's     long separated wife. [15:01] Tet     So if possible, we'd like to send     him back to his original home. [15:09] Kus     Scabberina, you've been silent all this while. [15:13] Kus     You must be mad, right? [15:14] Kus     I'm truly sorry! [15:15] Kus     I caused ya so much pain     'cause I was so weak! [15:20] Kus     But it's all right now. [15:22] Kus     I swear ta protect ya. [15:24] Kus     I'll never let ya go again. [15:25] Kus     Could we make a fresh     start as one sword again? [15:33] Sca     Who're you, anyway? [15:36] Sca     Could somebody tell me what's going on? [15:39] Sca     Did he just propose to me out     of the blue? That's messed up! [15:42] Sca     Who's this old fart? I'm scared, So-kun! [15:45] Shin     Huh? [15:46] Kus     What're ya talkin' about,     Scabberina? It's me, Kusanagi! [15:50] Kus     Did ya have ta wait so long     that ya forgot about me? [15:54] Kag     Hey, Member Kusanagi.     Did you get the wrong Scabberina? [15:57] Kus     Nah! I'd never mistake her! [15:59] Kus     Right, Scabberina? [16:00] Oki     Uh... [16:02] Oki     Maybe you shouldn't dredge     up the past after so long. [16:06] Oki     Everyone has memories they     don't want to remember. [16:10] Kus     Wh-What's that supposed ta mean? [16:13] Oki     It means time has passed. [16:16] Oki     She's living a new chapter in her life now. [16:19] Oki     With me. Right, Scarlett? [16:22] Sca     Stop it, So-kun! People are watching! [16:25] Kus     Who're you callin' Scarlett?! [16:27] Oki     She's happy as she is now,     so what're you doing here? [16:32] Oki     Take the hint, honestly. [16:34] Shin     This is starting to sound like a fight     between ex- and current boyfriends. [16:38] Sca     Yeah, yeah! [16:39] Sca     So-kun is my savior. [16:42] Sca     Put on sale in a New York slum,     I waited forever for a buyer. [16:47] Sca     Nobody gave me a second     glance, but he bought me. [16:50] Shin     New York? You were on sale in New York?! [16:53] Sca     A worn-out scabbard,     and his big, hefty sword. [16:57] Sca     I knew he was out of my league. [16:59] Sca     I knew it was just a game.     That he wouldn't get serious. [17:02] Shin     What is this, Pretty Woman? [17:04] Sca     But he's always serious when playing around [17:07] Sca     and always plays around when he's serious. [17:10] Sca     That innocence of his gradually     thawed my frozen heart... [17:12] Shin     Forget playing around, he basically     used and threw you from the start! [17:15] Sca     Dunno who you are, but could     you not get in our way? [17:19] Sca     We're plenty happy right now. [17:22] Kus     S-Scabberina... [17:24] Oki     I don't know how it was in the past, [17:26] Oki     but Scarlett is now crazy for my fat     Kikuichimonji RX-78 all the way inside. [17:33] Sca     Stop it, So-kun! [17:35] Sca     This is too embarrassing! [17:36] Kus     Scabberina! This can't be! [17:40] Kus     I won't accept this! [17:41] Shin     Kusanagi-san! [17:44] Gin     Why'd you come back here?! [17:46] Shin     Kusanagi-san... [17:48] Kag     Oh, no. He's closed himself off. [17:51] Gin     My butthole is what's been closed off! [17:53] Gin     It's gone all the way inside! [17:55] Oki     Well, there you have it. [17:57] Oki     Sorry, boss, but could you get     that blunt ass outta here already? [18:05] Shin     Gin-san?! [18:07] Shin     And what were you guys doing? Eavesdropping?! [18:10] All     Aw... [18:13] Oki     What's the meaning of this, boss? [18:15] Gin     You've gotta be kidding me. [18:17] Gin     I'm not leaving with a lid on my ass. [18:19] Gin     I'm constipated enough as it is. [18:21] Oki     Shall I slice open your belly     and drag your guts out for you? [18:26] Kon     Stop it, Sogo! [18:27] Shin     You too, Gin-san! [18:28] Gin     You guys stay out of this! This runt is mine! [18:32] Gin     It's only right to settle a dispute     over swords with swords, yeah? [18:36] Gin     A superior scabbard     deserves a superior sword. [18:40] Gin     Isn't that right, Sogo-kun? [18:42] Oki     You mean... [18:43] Gin     My sword and yours... [18:45] Gin     Let's have a real sword fight to see     which deserves that scabbard more. [18:49] Bo     Real sword fight?! [18:51] Oki     Amusing. This is a chance     I thought I'd never have. [18:55] Kon     Stop it! [18:56] Kon     If you two sadists clash, [18:59] Kon     your sadism will repel and you-know-what... [19:02] Kon     I'm a masochist! [19:03] Hij     Don't take the bait, Sogo. The     Shinsengumi Code bans personal clashes. [19:07] Gin     Oh, really? Personal clashes aren't allowed? [19:10] Gin     That's weird. I remember having very     personal clashes with a pair of morons before. [19:14] Gin     Oh, I see. Those were more     like "flashes," weren't they? [19:17] Gin     Those two were defeated before     I could even do anything, [19:20] Gin     so they were clashes that     were over in a flash, huh? [19:23] Kon     The duel will take place tomorrow! [19:25] Kon     It'll be held in the World     Clash Tournament venue! SIGN    Odd Jobs Ace Sakata Gintoki vs.     Shinsengumi Ace Okita Sogo     Deathmatch [19:28] Hij     Have your neck washed and     ready to be chopped off! [19:30] Kag     Shaddup! He's not gonna wash his neck! [19:31] Kag     He'll wash every part of his body     but his neck with sponge gourd! [19:34] Shin     Hey, what happened to the Shinsengumi Code?! SIGN    Smithy [19:37] Shin     What's wrong with you, Gin-san? [19:39] Shin     Why'd you challenge him to that battle? [19:41] Gin     It's not a battle. It's a buttle. [19:44] Gin     You wouldn't understand how it feels     to have a sword stuck in your ass 24/7. [19:49] Shin     I get wanting to be freed of the sword,     but you're up against Okita-san, [19:53] Shin     the genius swordsman said to be the     strongest man in the Shinsengumi. [19:56] Shin     And he's a super sadist to boot. [19:58] Shin     He was one misstep away     from being a serial killer. [20:01] Shin     He's a trashy scumbag whose     good looks are all he has. [20:03] Gin     Shinpachi, what do you have against him? [20:06] Kag     Shaddup! My ace ain't     gonna lose to that runt! [20:11] Kag     This guy was one misstep away     from being a NEET scumbag, too! [20:16] Shin     Uh, that's not missing any steps.     It's Gin-san as we know him now. [20:19] Gin     What's that supposed to mean, Shinpachi? [20:21] Kag     Have more faith! Everybody is one     misstep away from being a NEET! [20:25] Shin     Like hell! [20:26] Tet     Can I ask you something? [20:28] Tet     You'll both use real swords     in the buttle tomorrow, right? [20:32] Tet     How are you going to fight with that? [20:36] Tet     One, two... [20:37] Gin     Ow, ow, ow! [20:40] Gin     Wait, time out! I can't... I can't! [20:42] Gin     I'll become Shiina Kippei! I'll end     up like Shiina Kippei in Outrage! [20:45] Kag     Pull it out or stop? Make up your     damn mind, you stupid Duncan! [20:50] Gin     They all look like villains!     They all look like Takeshi! [20:52] Kag     Raise the horsepower,     dammit, you stupid bean! [20:56] Gin     Wait, dammit, you stupid Gidayu... [21:01] Kag     All right, keep jogging toward tomorrow! [21:04] Kag     Eastward ho, dammit, you stupid Comaneci! [21:06] Gin     You're getting your priorities mixed up! [21:08] Gin     Enough! How long are you     gonna stay holed up in there? [21:12] Gin     Just get out already! [21:13] Kus     No! There's no way a blunt     sword like me could ever win! [21:17] Kus     I'm so blunt, I can't even rend my     long-severed marriage or my regrets... [21:21] Kus     I'm just a corn potage Tasty Stick! [21:23] Gin     Don't casually try to be the yummy     one, you stupid natto flavor! [21:26] Tet     Have more faith in yourself, Kusanagi. [21:28] Tet     The most important thing in a     sword isn't its cutting edge! [21:31] Tet     It's the core that runs through its blade! [21:34] Tet     People and swords are the same. [21:35] Tet     Even if they run into brick walls,     as long as their cores stay intact, [21:38] Tet     they can be beaten back     into shape over and over! [21:40] Tet     Your love for your scabbard     is the mark of a great sword. [21:44] Tet     Leave the rest to a smithy. [21:46] Kus     Tetsuko-han... Will you     beat me back inta shape? [21:55] Tet     Don't worry. I promise to turn     you into the most splendid sword. [22:00] Tet     I won't let anybody call     you a dull ass anymore. [22:03] Kus     I'm countin' on ya, Tetsuko-han! [22:05] Tet     Sure! Here I go! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist [23:50] Oki     Next time: "The Super Sadist..." [23:51] Gin     "...and the Super Sadist." SIGN    Huh? Another multi-episode arc? SIGN    Yep. Another multi-episode arc. SIGN    But after doing arcs that lasted entire cours, SIGN    we can stick by our guns and still call this a collection of short stories. E335 - The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Oki     Show yourself. [00:17] Oki     There's no point in hiding. [00:21] Oki     Mine's howling, too. [00:42] Oki     Senbe the Manslayer. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist SIGN    Smithy SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV! [02:29] Tet     There. All done. [02:31] Kag     You finished reforging? [02:33] Shin     The reborn Kusanagi-san is finally complete? [02:37] Tet     Yeah. I'm glad I somehow finished     in time for the battle tomorrow. [02:42] Tet     As a smith, I've done everything I can. [02:45] Tet     Now, depending on his wielder, he can     become an incredible sword or a blunt one. [02:50] Tet     Gin-san, [02:51] Tet     the rest is up to you. [02:59] Kus     Uh, ya haven't finished at all! [03:01] Kus     Talk about hasty patchwork! [03:03] Kus     What was all that clangin' I heard     earlier? This ain't the work of a smith! [03:07] Kus     It's a DIY disaster! [03:09] Gin     Great job, Tetsuko. [03:11] Gin     He was so blunt before, but now     his retorts are razor sharp. [03:14] Kus     Yer impressed with that?     Why make me so tiny?! [03:18] Kus     I can't even fit in Scabberina     like this, let alone win the duel! [03:22] Kus     It'd be so loose! She'd think I'm impotent! [03:24] Gin     Quit nitpicking. [03:26] Gin     Even if you hadn't broken here,     you were already broken inside. [03:30] Gin     Besides, your wife was always a loose     sut anyway. You're a perfect fit. [03:34] Kus     Who're ya callin' a sut?! [03:36] Tet     S-Sorry. I did what I could, but... [03:40] Gin     Don't worry, Tetsuko. [03:43] Gin     You already granted my wish     to get this guy outta my ass. [03:46] Gin     An impotent sword like this would lose     even before getting to the love hotel, [03:50] Gin     so we've gotta boycott the duel... [03:52] Kus     Not on my watch. [03:55] Gin     D-Damn you... [03:56] Gin     You can remotely control your broken bits?! [04:01] Kus     Ya just wanted ta get me outta ya, eh? [04:04] Kus     That ain't gonna fly. [04:06] Kus     Take responsibility for turnin' me     inta this and win that duel tomorrow! [04:09] Gin     Screw you! [04:11] Gin     How am I supposed to fight with     an impotent sword like you? [04:14] Kus     Shaddup! [04:15] Kus     Length doesn't make a man! Speed does! [04:17] Gin     You finish quick, too? Damn,     there's nothing good about you! [04:20] Kag     Don't worry, Gin-chan. It's not length     or speed that makes a man. [04:24] Kag     It's how many rounds he can fight! [04:26] Kag     To boost your regenerative ability, [04:28] Kag     stick your sword in burned sand and iced     water alternatively in this special drill! [04:32] Shin     What sword are you drilling?! [04:35] Shin     What now, Tetsuko-san? [04:37] Tet     It'll be hard for him to     be a longsword again. [04:39] Tet     Even if I want to reforge him as a short one,     I don't know if his body can take it. [04:45] Tet     Part of the reason he broke was that     his blade had grown weak with age. [04:50] Tet     But it seems an old wound played a part, too. [04:54] Shin     An old wound? [04:55] Tet     Kusanagi... [04:57] Tet     That's why you've become so blunt, right? [05:02] Kus     I really can't hide anythin'     from ya, eh, Tetsuko-han? [05:06] Kus     The truth is... [05:09] Kus     I already fought ta take Scabberina     back once a long time ago. [05:16] Gin     What's with that woman? [05:18] Gin     She'd gotten it on with some other sword     in the past, too? Shameless hussy, much? [05:22] Kus     Take that back! [05:23] Kus     That ain't it. That ain't it at all. [05:26] Kus     Scabberina wasn't originally     my scabbard. She was his. [05:31] Kus     In other words, she and I are... uh... [05:34] Shin     You were the one who stole her originally?! [05:37] Kus     Anyone'd assume that.     Maybe this is all karma. [05:43] Kus     But back then, I just     couldn't leave her alone. [05:49] ---     Her husband was a masterpiece     known ta all on Planet Excalibur: [05:54] ---     the cursed sword, Maganagi. [05:56] ---     A mad sword whose name made others run     with their blades between their legs. [06:00] ---     He wasn't feared 'cause of his sharpness     alone, but also for his savagery. [06:09] ---     We excaliburlings do our work by being     used as bloodsucking biological weapons. [06:15] ---     But Maganagi is worse. [06:19] ---     His staple food is swords, meaning... [06:23] ---     He's a cannibal. [06:26] ---     He maintained his absurd sharpness     by suckin' the energy of his own. [06:32] ---     All the scabbards chosen ta     house him met with tragic ends. [06:37] ---     Each and every day, they had their     energy sucked out and were left ta rot. [06:42] ---     And once they ran out, they were dumped. [06:45] ---     Ta him, Scabberina may have just been     his latest of hundreds of scabbards, [06:50] ---     but ta me, she was an irreplaceable,     dear childhood friend. [06:55] ---     I just couldn't sit there and watch her cry, [07:01] ---     even if it meant goin' up against     the cursed sword Maganagi. [07:06] Tet     Oh, is that when you got that wound? [07:09] Kus     I couldn't beat him, of course, [07:11] Kus     but I barely managed ta survive     and take Scabberina back. [07:15] Kus     We came ta Earth ta get away from him, too. [07:20] Kus     I never thought things would end up this way. [07:23] Kus     What's worse, even Maganagi's... [07:25] Gin     Maganagi's what? What're you talking about? [07:28] Kus     Ya guys saw him, too... [07:30] Kus     That ominous form of his. [07:35] Oki     Never expected you to      have one of those, too. [07:38] Sen     You took the words right out of my mouth. [07:41] Sen     I'm in luck today. [07:43] Sen     After I spent years and years     looking for those two, [07:46] Sen     I found them both in one day. [07:51] Sen     I was planning to devour him first, [07:56] Sen     but whatever. [07:59] Sen     If I grab what you've got there,     he'll come to me himself. [08:05] Oki     Not sure what you're talking about,     but it seems my Scarlett is pretty popular. [08:11] Oki     And I was having trouble sleeping because     my blood's been itching for action. [08:15] Oki     You won't exactly make for a     great warm-up before the boss, [08:22] Oki     but I hope you'll at least be     a light appetizer, Senbe-san. [08:28] Sen     Senbe? Who the heck is that? [08:34] Gin     Wait, was it the sword that guy     was carrying this afternoon? [08:37] Kus     No doubt about it. [08:39] Kus     I'm sure he noticed me, too. [08:42] Kus     It's only a matter of time before     he also locates Scabberina. [08:45] Kus     This is no time ta be     worryin' about old wounds. [08:48] Gin     He may be a terrifying sword or whatever, [08:52] Gin     but whether he's harmful     is up to his wielder, no? [08:54] Kus     Normally, yeah. [08:56] Kus     But not with him. [08:58] Kus     Unlike me, he doesn't stick himself inta     filthy asses and get cozy with his wielder. [09:03] Mag     Don't misunderstand. [09:06] Mag     I'm not Senbe or whatever. [09:11] Mag     My name is... [09:18] Mag     Maganagi. [09:21] Mag     Cursed Sword Maganagi! [09:24] Kus     His wielder's body is     nothin' but a tool to him. [09:28] Kus     He wields himself. [09:30] Kus     Maganagi's blade doesn't     pierce any filthy asses. [09:36] Kus     It pierces people's very souls     and makes them his own! [09:43] Mag     Huh? [09:49] Oki     Sorry, Senbe-san. [09:50] Oki     I forgot Rakugo Masters was     airing today. I'll just go home. [09:55] Mag     What?! [09:55] Oki     Jeez, why do all rakugo programs     air late nights or early mornings? [09:56] Mag     Wait a second. We dragged this out     from last week, so what's this? [09:59] Mag     I acted all cool, and this is how it ends? [10:02] Mag     And what's with that guy? [10:05] Mag     He took me, Maganagi,     out with just one swing! [10:08] Mag     W-Wait, Okita Sogo. [10:12] Mag     Hey, forget about rakugo for now! [10:14] Mag     If you want Rakugo Masters,     I've got it on DVD! [10:17] Mag     Listen to me for a second! [10:18] Mag     Hey, wait! SIGN    World Clash Tournament Venue [10:31] Kon     Odd Jobs sure is late. SIGN    World Clash Tournament Venue [10:34] Kon     Please don't tell me he got cold feet. [10:37] Ymz     You know that's never     happening with the boss. [10:40] Ymz     Probably hasn't gotten that     sword out of his ass yet. [10:42] Kon     Oh, I don't see Sogo or Toshi, either. [10:45] Kon     What's going on here? Are we     the only ones up for this? [10:48] Ymz     Captain Okita has been gone since yesterday. [10:51] Ymz     Vice Chief heard this morning that Senbe     the Manslayer was passed out on the street, [10:55] Ymz     so he went to check that out. [10:56] Kon     Senbe was what? [10:58] Ymz     Arresting him was well and good,     but he's been acting strange. [11:01] G     Oh, he's here! [11:03] Kon     There you are. Looks like     your bum sword is usable now. [11:10] Gin     My bum sword? [11:11] Gin     Oh, you mean this Alienslayer? [11:14] Kon     Lies! [11:16] Gin     Huh? What do you mean? [11:17] Kon     Don't give me that! There's no way that     massive thing was stuck in your ass! [11:21] Gin     Quit harping. The part that was     inside was actually this big. [11:25] Kon     You're the one harping! This duel will     decide which sword deserves the scabbard! [11:29] Kon     You made the rules! SIGN    It was far too large to be called     a sword stuck in my ass. [11:32] Gin     It was far too large to be called     a sword stuck in my ass. [11:37] Gin     It was a far too large, thick, heavy, SIGN    It was a far too large, thick, heavy,     and much too crude a lie. [11:40] Gin     and much too crude a lie. [11:42] Kon     Don't use Berserk's narration     to announce your regrets! [11:45] Gin     You're such a nag. [11:46] Gin     I have the one that was stuck in     my ass right here as a short sword. [11:50] Gin     Samurai always carried two swords, anyway. [11:54] Gin     Let me at least act like a samurai     during a real-sword fight. [11:57] Kon     Spouting BS like that is     completely unlike a samurai! [11:59] Tet     Gin-san... [12:00] Tet     That's really not going to work. [12:03] Kag     This is much better. [12:05] Kon     That's not the issue here! [12:06] Kon     All you did was switch from Berserk to FF! [12:09] Gin     Not interested. [12:11] Gin     It was far too advanced     to be called FF anymore. SIGN    It was far too advanced     to be called FF anymore. [12:15] Gin     I liked the fantasies like 3 and 4 better. SIGN    I liked the fantasies like 3 and 4 better. [12:19] Kon     What're you even on about?! [12:20] Oki     Now, now. Let him do as he pleases. [12:24] ---     Sogo! [12:25] Oki     If we're gonna fight to the death, [12:27] Oki     going all-out with our weapons     of choice would be more fun. [12:32] Oki     Right, boss? [12:35] Gin     Lucky! We made it through somehow. [12:37] Kus     This could work! This might just work! [12:40] Oki     Besides... [12:42] Oki     I found myself a new weapon too, actually. [12:48] Oki     Right, Senbe-san? [12:49] Mag     L-Look, I'm not Senbe. [12:51] Mag     I'm telling you I'm Cursed     Sword Maganagi, sir. SIGN    Edo Hospital [13:02] Hij     Senbe. [13:04] Hij     Hey, Senbe. [13:07] G     He's been like this ever since     he regained consciousness. [13:10] G     Could it be his wound? [13:12] Hij     It didn't reach his brain. [13:15] Hij     Somebody spotted a Shinsengumi     member fighting him last night. [13:21] Hij     One thrust was apparently all it took. [13:23] Hij     He defeated Senbe the     Manslayer with one strike. [13:25] Hij     And he barely kept him alive     by the skin of his teeth. [13:30] Hij     It could only have been one guy. [13:35] G     Captain Okita? [13:36] G     So that total sadist terrorized     him into this state. [13:40] Hij     Nah. The way I see it, this guy     wasn't broken anytime recently. [13:45] G     Are you saying he went around     slaying people in this state? [13:50] Hij     Probably not. [13:53] Hij     That means this guy wasn't     Senbe the Manslayer. [13:57] G     But Vice Chief, he's definitely... [13:59] Hij     Oh, he's Senbe, all right. [14:02] Hij     But he probably wasn't     the one slaying people. [14:06] Hij     Where's his weapon? [14:08] Hij     The sword he was carrying. [14:10] G     Oh, we actually haven't found it yet. [14:15] G     Senbe? What's wrong?! [14:17] Sen     N-No! I don't want to be consumed anymore! [14:22] G     Calm down, Senbe! [14:24] Sen     It's that guy's turn to be consumed now. [14:28] Sen     He'll become the manslayer now! [14:32] G     Vice Chief?! [14:34] Hij     My bad feeling was on the mark. [14:36] Hij     Anybody else would laugh it off, [14:39] Hij     but I know how terrifying swords can be. [14:42] Hij     Because I experienced the     curse of the Muramasha. [14:46] Hij     That man wasn't Senbe the Manslayer. [14:48] Hij     It was his sword! [14:52] Hij     This is bad news. [14:53] Hij     That thing is likely in the hands of     someone far more terrifying than Senbe! [14:59] Hij     If he got his hands on that cursed sword, [15:02] Hij     then forget manslayer, he'd become     a world-conquering overlord! [15:07] Shin     I-Is that... [15:09] Shin     Could that sword be... [15:11] Shin     Maganagi! [15:14] Shin     It's Cursed Sword Maganagi! [15:18] Kus     Why? Why does that bro have Maganagi?! [15:22] Oki     I happened to acquire it last night. [15:25] Oki     It insisted on becoming my sword of choice. [15:28] Oki     Having only my scabbard be from Excalibur     didn't sit right with me, anyway. [15:33] Oki     Three excaliburlings on Earth.     In Edo alone, no less. [15:37] Oki     This must be fate at work. [15:40] Mag     Indeed. [15:42] Mag     Who would've thought I'd find the     two I was looking for right here? [15:46] Mag     Don't you agree, Kusanagi? [15:49] Mag     I hear this is a duel over a scabbard? [15:55] Mag     This is fate, Kusanagi. [15:58] Mag     The moment you tricked me,     your fates were sealed! [16:03] Mag     Die and return to the earth. [16:10] Oki     Hey, lady, your dog pooped. [16:13] Oki     Don't you know an owner is supposed     to clean up after their pet? [16:16] W     Oh, I'm so sorry! [16:19] Mag     What are you doing?! [16:20] Mag     Do you really think you can stab     crap like this with a cursed sword?! [16:24] Oki     Quit complaining. [16:27] Oki     I don't mind making this     your scabbard, you know. [16:31] Oki     You can be an excaliturd. [16:33] Oki     This duel isn't between you swords. [16:35] Oki     It's between the boss and me     to decide who is stronger. [16:39] Mag     Y-You don't have to be so cruel. [16:41] Mag     Didn't we promise to do     our best together, Master? [16:44] Mag     A sword like me and a wielder like     you would be invincible together. [16:48] Mag     We could conquer the world... [16:51] Oki     Boss, what say we clean this     place up before we duel? [16:55] Mag     There's dog poop everywhere. [16:55] Mag     I'm sorry, Master! I'll keep my     mouth shut, so please spare me! [16:59] Kus     I-I don't believe it. [17:01] Kus     That cursed sword is     totally under his control. [17:04] Kus     Just how scary a guy is that bro? [17:07] Gin     Looks like the one sword     we really wanted to avoid [17:11] Gin     showed up in the hands of the     one guy who shouldn't wield it. [17:15] Kus     This is awful! SIGN    World Clash Tournament Venue [17:17] Kus     I was hopin' I could figure something     out before fightin' him... [17:20] Kus     If we lose this duel, both     Scabberina and I are done for! [17:24] Gin     This is fine, really. [17:27] Gin     In real-sword fights, the one     who clings to hope loses. [17:30] Gin     Hope isn't something you'll     find lying ahead in your path. [17:35] Gin     You'll find it hanging from the ass     of the guys who live in the moment. [17:42] Gin     It's basically a goldfish turd. [17:46] Gin     Right now, having a blade stuck     in my ass would be perfect. [17:51] Oki     What, that thing was all for show?     That's just your usual wooden sword. [17:55] Oki     Well, whatever. If that's how you wanna play, [17:58] Oki     I'll stop thinking about a future     where I sheathe my sword. [18:04] Oki     Until that goldfish turd of yours     hangs from the tip of my sword, [18:09] Oki     it will remain drawn! [18:11] Kon     But it already is! You'll cause     a mess if you sheathe it! [18:15] Gin     Bring it on. Let's see     whose turd will hang first. [18:20] Kus     Why're you swingin' turds around, too?! [18:28] Bo     Let's fight fair and square! [18:37] Shin     What the hell are you two doing?! [18:40] Shin     They started picking up poop! [18:44] Kus     W-Wait... [18:45] Shin     What's going on here?     What are they competing over? [18:46] Shin     Is this how this duel was supposed to go? [18:48] Mag     Wait, stop! I can't breathe! [18:52] Shin     Your swords are the only ones suffering! [18:54] Shin     What's wrong with you sadists?! [18:57] Bo     Eat this! [18:59] Shin     Eat this, my ass! What are you, cavemen?! [19:07] Shin     They're using amazing moves! [19:08] Shin     They're both going insane! [19:11] Shin     But why poop?! [19:20] Oki     In the poop's shadow? [19:22] Oki     But this is also... [19:25] Oki     a feint! [19:28] Gin     Not there. [19:30] Gin     Over here. [19:34] Oki     Not there. [19:36] Oki     Over here. [19:38] Gin     Not here. There. [19:40] Oki     Not there. There. [19:42] Gin     Not there. Manure. [19:44] Shin     Why are you having a high-level     back and forth with poop?! [19:47] Shin     And just how much poop is     on this riverbank, anyway? [19:50] Kag     Gin-chan! [19:52] Kag     Just wait! I'll provide     covering fire for you! [19:54] Shin     That's not covering! That's just dumping! [19:57] Oki     You really are fun, boss. [19:59] Oki     Your technique's all over the place. [20:01] Oki     There's no way to tell     where you'll attack from. [20:04] Shin     Hey! The camera's focusing     on the wrong thing! [20:07] Gin     You won't look so relaxed for too long. [20:10] Gin     I can't wait to see what your face     will look like in the next cut. [20:13] Shin     It looks like something ridiculous already! [20:15] Shin     Totally looks like two turds     having a conversation! [20:17] Kon     Th-This is an outrageous duel. [20:20] Kon     I never expected it to get so heated. [20:22] Shin     You're more outrageous right now! [20:26] Kag     You've got poop on your head, Gorilla! [20:28] Kag     Barrier! Barrier! [20:30] Kon     I had my barrier up, too! [20:32] Shin     You're all covered in shit! [20:35] Shin     Knock it off already. [20:36] Shin     The screen's been filled     with nothing but poop! [20:40] Shin     Wait, who put my glasses on poop?! [20:49] Kus     Insane. [20:52] Kus     Gintoki-han is insane. [20:56] Kus     He's fightin' that cursed sword     Maganagi on equal footin'. [21:00] Mag     I was right. [21:04] Mag     This guy is on a whole     different level than Senbe. [21:08] Mag     At last... [21:10] Mag     At last, I found it. [21:12] Mag     A vessel befitting me, Maganagi. [21:16] Mag     Kusanagi. [21:18] Mag     The man you found is a     special talent himself. [21:21] Mag     However! [21:30] Mag     Even if the vessels are equal, [21:37] Mag     their swords are like night and day! [21:46] Kon     H— [21:47] Kon     His sword vanished?! [21:51] Oki     Nothing vanished. [21:54] Oki     They're right here in my belly. [22:00] Oki     Both your sword [22:03] Oki     and this man. SIGN    Preview [23:40] Kus     This is awful! Maganagi took over that bro! [23:43] Kus     I-It's all over! [23:45] Gin     Don't give up, Kusanagi! [23:46] Kus     But Kudo—I mean, Gintoki-han! [23:49] Gin     You still have my blood     and my scabbard, foo'. SIGN    The Strongest Sword, and the Dullest Ass SIGN    We're really sorry if you were watching while having dinner. SIGN    The Gintoki vs. Okita & Swords story ends next week! SIGN    The next C*nan Hint is... SIGN    "Subtly Off-Color." E336 - The Strongest Sword, and the Dullest Sword Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Kus     We excaliburlings do our work by being     used as bloodsucking biological weapons. [00:11] Kus     But Maganagi is worse. [00:14] Kus     His staple food is swords, meaning... [00:17] Kus     He's a cannibal. [00:19] Hij     My bad feeling was on the mark. [00:21] Hij     That man wasn't Senbe the Manslayer. [00:23] Hij     It was his sword! [00:26] Gin     Looks like the one sword     we really wanted to avoid [00:29] Gin     showed up in the hands of the     one guy who shouldn't wield it. [00:35] Mag     Nothing vanished. [00:37] Mag     They're right here in my belly. [00:42] Mag     Both your sword [00:44] Mag     and this man. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    The Strongest Sword, and the Dullest Sword [02:29] Shin     I-Is that... [02:31] Kon     S-Sogo? [02:35] Hij     That's not him anymore. [02:37] Kon     T-Toshi! [02:39] Hij     Damn, we were too late. [02:41] Gin     Hey, Kusanagi, could it be? SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV! [02:47] Mag     I'm amazed you had the gall to treat me,     Cursed Sword Maganagi, as you did. [02:53] Mag     Nobody has ever mocked me so much.     No vessel has been such a pain to take over. [02:59] Mag     You were the first, Master. [03:02] Mag     But your superhuman body and mind,     rare anywhere in the universe, [03:08] Mag     already belong to me, Maganagi. [03:12] Mag     The strongest sword and the     strongest vessel are now one. [03:15] Mag     At last, I have attained strength     unparalleled across the universe. [03:20] Kus     He got consumed! That bro     got consumed by Maganagi! [03:25] Hij     Capture him! [03:28] Mag     Wow, what do you think you're     doing to one of your comrades? [03:32] Kon     H-Hey, Toshi! [03:34] Hij     Just trust me for now.     That's not Sogo anymore. [03:38] Hij     Your stupid game is over. [03:40] Hij     We know what you really are.     Throw that sword away. [03:45] Mag     What are you saying? I'm in the     middle of a real-sword fight here. [03:50] Mag     If I threw my sword away,     I'd get sliced in half. [03:54] Hij     And if you won't do it,     I'll just cut you down myself. [03:58] Mag     Can you do it? [04:00] Mag     Can you guys cut me down? [04:02] Mag     Because I can cut anything. [04:08] Kon     O-Our swords! [04:11] Mag     I'm sick of eating dull swords. [04:15] Kon     Sogo! [04:18] Gin     Hey, you're going after the wrong guy. [04:21] Gin     I'm your opponent. [04:26] Hij     Hey! You're the one who     went after the wrong guy! [04:29] Hij     Why'd you throw poop at my face? [04:32] Gin     I didn't. It got sucked in to your face like     it was going home to where it belonged. [04:36] Hij     Whose face are you calling a toilet?! [04:38] Hij     I'm gonna kill him for sure. [04:40] Hij     Wait, Toshi. [04:41] Tet     Gin-san... [04:42] Gin     Stay away. [04:43] Gin     This is a real-sword fight.     Keep your noses out of it. [04:47] Tet     Gin-san, this is no time for that. [04:49] Shin     She's right. Even if you want     to fight, your sword's gone. [04:52] Gin     But I have a sword right here. [04:54] Gin     The best sword and wielder in the universe? [04:57] Gin     What's so scary about that?     All they can do is cut. [05:02] Gin     We're the dullest sword and the man with     the most constipated ass in the universe. [05:08] Gin     Not even you can cut us down. [05:10] Shin     All we've got is negatives! [05:12] Kus     G-Gintoki-han! [05:14] Gin     Maganagi... [05:15] Gin     No matter how much you corner them, [05:18] Gin     you can't sever the bond between Kusanagi     and Scabberina, between husband and wife. [05:23] Sca     So-kun! [05:25] Sca     What's wrong, So-kun?! [05:27] Shin     It's already severed, though!     She's not worried about us at all! [05:31] Gin     Even if you lose your memories, the     vow between husband and wife... [05:36] Gin     The depraved memories of the     they exchanged thousands of times [05:39] Gin     will never vanish from their bodies! [05:41] Shin*     In the end, they're only     linked by dirty things! [05:44] Mag     Fool. If you fight at such close range, [05:48] Mag     you'll be forced to step deep     into your enemy's reach. [05:51] Mag     And once I'm awakened, any sword within     my reach is rendered dull and useless! [05:56] Kus     No! Don't touch him! [05:58] Kus     If you touch him right now,     I'll be cannibalized! [06:01] Kus     Gintoki-han! [06:05] Gin     Don't touch the sword? Are you stupid? [06:08] Gin     That's obvious in a real-sword fight. [06:11] Kon     No way. He's seeing through     all of Sogo's moves. [06:15] Gin     You probably don't get it since     you change bodies all the time. [06:19] Gin     But for us, it's all over if     we get cut by a sword once. [06:21] Gin     We won't get anything done     if we hesitate, though. [06:24] Gin     When it comes to real-sword fights, [06:26] Gin     only those crazy enough to walk into mortal     danger bare-handed are cut out for it. [06:32] Gin     Right, Okita-kun? [06:33] Gin     Actually, you're not him. [06:35] Gin     His moves aren't this easy to read. [06:39] Gin     What did you even take over his body for? [06:43] Mag     You little! [06:46] Gin     I don't know or care how many     blades you've eaten in your life. [06:50] Gin     But I know that I've beaten     many more than that! [07:00] Kus     C-Crap... Gintoki-han, I can't go on. [07:04] Kus     Th-The Viagra's effects r-ran out. [07:08] Gin     Huh? Wait a second! [07:11] Gin     You can't pull that now! And I don't     remember giving you any Viagra! [07:15] Kus     Shaddup! I told ya my speed's all I got! [07:20] Kus     This is all yer fault for     draggin' out the foreplay! [07:23] Gin     My foreplay doesn't take too long,     you broken bastard! [07:25] Gin     Get it up already! This is way     worse than just being dull! [07:28] Gin     You're basically a soggy Curl snack now! [07:30] Kag     Don't worry, Gin-chan! The cheese     flavor is good even when soggy! [07:34] Gin     You keep your mouth shut! [07:37] Mag     You let the chance of a lifetime slip. [07:40] Mag     Thanks for your helpful advice! [07:47] Gin     His moves are getting sharper! [07:49] Mag     Did you think I can only     control the body, the vessel? [07:54] Mag     My belly is filled with the experience     and tactics of everyone I've eaten. [08:00] Mag     By the time I get used to this body, [08:03] Mag     I'll bring out more power     than it originally had. [08:06] Mag     You know why? [08:07] Mag     Because I've eaten and beaten more     blades than you could ever hope to! [08:15] Gin     Guess he's not called a     cursed sword for nothing. [08:18] Shin     Th-This is bad. [08:19] Shin     He has to avoid contact with the blade.     And Kusanagi-san's all limp, to boot! [08:22] Gin     I've gotta do something, or I'll lose here. [08:26] Shin     Gin-san! [08:30] Sca     That's enough! Stop it, you two! [08:33] Kus     S-Scabberina. [08:35] Mag     Oh? [08:36] Sca     Stop fighting over me. [08:40] Sca     I can't bear to watch So-kun     getting hurt anymore! [08:44] Kus     Wh-What're ya sayin', Scabberina? [08:47] Kus     Th-That ain't your sword or So-kun. [08:51] Kus     That's Cursed Sword Maganagi,     the one who put us through hell! [08:55] Sca     Shut it, geezer! I don't give     a flying rat's ass about you! [08:59] Sca     All I care about is So-kun's safety. [09:02] Kus     S-Scabberina... [09:04] Kus     Did ya forget about not     just me, but Maganagi, too? [09:09] Sca     I beg you, So-kun. Please stop... [09:16] Kus     Scabberina! [09:17] Kus     Maganagi, you bastard! [09:20] Mag     Kusanagi, it seems your blade isn't     the only thing that's gone dull. [09:26] Mag     That girl hasn't forgotten a thing. [09:30] Mag     She hasn't forgotten     anything about you or me. [09:34] Mag     She just never knew. [09:36] Kus     She never knew? What do ya mean? [09:39] Mag     Haven't you figured it out yet? [09:41] Mag     That scabbard isn't yours or mine. [09:46] Mag     It's your daughter, Scarlett. [09:50] Kus     Say what? [09:52] Tet     What does he mean, daughter?     How do they give birth? [09:54] Mag     I don't blame you for mistaking her. [09:56] Mag     Scarlett does look exactly     like a younger version of her. [10:01] Mag     Scabberina was already pregnant with     your daughter when you were separated. [10:08] Mag     And she raised her all by herself, [10:10] Mag     believing that you three would     live as a family again one day. [10:16] Mag     But she was a single mother. [10:18] Mag     It wasn't easy for a scabbard     without a sword to protect her child. [10:22] Mag     So she chose to survive by housing     all kinds of other swords, [10:28] Mag     even if it meant betraying her husband. [10:33] Mag     But by then, she was already     drained and exhausted. [10:38] Kus     Wh-Why? Why do ya know all this?! [10:42] Mag     Isn't that obvious? It's because I     saved her from the hell she was in. [10:47] Mag     In the place of a dullard     who never came to help her, [10:51] Mag     I freed Scabberina from her suffering. [10:55] Kus     D-Don't tell me, ya... [10:58] Mag     The reason I'm here right now     is to keep my promise to her. [11:05] (Flashback) Sca     I don't care what happens to me. [11:07] (Flashback) Sca     But please help those two meet. [11:10] (Flashback) Sca     Even just one look will do. Let him     see his daughter alive and well. [11:18] (Flashback) Sen     One look? Do I seem that heartless to you? [11:25] Mag     I'll bring your entire family together. [11:28] Mag     All three of you can meet in my belly. [11:32] Kus     Maganagi, you... [11:37] Gin     K-Kusanagi! [11:39] Gin     Don't tell me, back then? [11:41] Gin     Didn't I tell you? From the moment you     tricked me, your fates were sealed. [11:47] Kus     W-Wait, Maganagi! [11:49] Mag     Fret not. I'll send your     daughter after you at once. [11:54] Mag     Resent your own dull blade if you must. [11:57] Mag     Curse your foolishness for     daring to defy me, Maganagi. [12:02] Kus     Don't! [12:03] Kus     Stop it, Maganagi! [12:17] Kus     Stop it, Maganagi! [12:20] Kus     Leave her alone! [12:22] Kus     Leave our... Leave our daughter alone! [12:29] Shin     Kusanagi-san! [12:35] Mag     This is the end... [12:39] Mag     I can't move? [12:41] Oki     Hold up. You're jumping the gun. [12:47] Oki     It's too early to go back into the scabbard. [12:50] Mag     Y-You... [12:52] Kon     S-Sogo? [12:54] Mag     How are you still here? I consumed your mind! [13:00] Mag     Th-The scabbard's... This can't be. [13:05] Mag     I, Maganagi, cannot control this man? [13:10] Oki     The duel isn't over yet. [13:14] Oki     They're not done yet. [13:23] Mag     What are you... [13:25] Mag     What do you plan to do with     just that rotting, dull blade? [13:29] Mag     Kusanagi is already dead.     Everything is all over. [13:34] Mag     The scabbard he was looking     for is long gone, too. [13:38] Mag     You people lost to me, Maganagi. [13:42] Gin     Oh, but there's a scabbard right here. [13:45] Gin     Can't you see it? [13:47] Gin     Can't you see the scabbard that continued     to protect her sword even when separated? [13:52] Gin     Can't you see this great scabbard that     protected her husband and daughter to the end? [13:58] Gin     No matter how many times     his blade crumbles away, [14:00] Gin     his soul doesn't have a single scratch on it. [14:04] Gin     With a true masterpiece,     even if its blade chips away, [14:09] Gin     it can be reforged over and over     as long as its core doesn't break. [14:12] Gin     It can be reborn over and over     as long as it's doused in flames. [14:15] Gin     The flame hasn't gone out, Kusanagi. [14:19] Gin     My flame of life is still burning bright! [14:24] Kag     Gin-chan! [14:26] Mag     I-Impossible! He stuck the     sword into his own butt? [14:29] Mag     C-Could that man be... [14:31] Gin     I'll let you suck me dry     one last time, dumbass. [14:35] Gin     Drink as much of my boiling     blood as you want! [14:39] Mag     No! He's feeding his own blood to Kusanagi?! [14:44] Mag     Is he trying to revive the sword? [14:47] Mag     Doesn't that man care about his own life? [14:52] Oki     He's such a messed-up samurai. [14:55] Oki     Forget protecting himself with a sword. [14:57] Oki     He himself became a scabbard     that protects his sword. [15:03] Oki     Interesting. [15:05] Oki     Boss really [15:09] Oki     is interesting. [15:11] Kon     S-Sogo! [15:12] Mag     Wh-What are you doing?! [15:15] Oki     A duel has to be fair, or it'll be boring. [15:18] Oki     You can dig in if you're hungry, too. [15:21] Oki     If you can consume me, that is. [15:28] Mag     Fine! I'll devour every last bit of you! [15:40] All     Gin-san! [15:41] Bo     Sogo! [16:10] Shin     Gin-san... Okita-san... [16:15] Kus     Maganagi, looks like we both found     ourselves some fine scabbards. [16:22] Mag     No doubt. [16:30] Mag     Looks like I was the dull one all along... [16:50] Gin     You... [16:51] Oki     Boss, let's fight with no     distractions next time. [16:56] Shin     Gin-san! Kusanagi-san! [16:59] Kag     You did it! You really did it! [17:02] Shin     You won! Kusanagi-san won! [17:05] Kus     Yeah. It's all thanks to ya guys. [17:09] Kus     Thank ya so much for makin' me     a masterpiece right at the very end. [17:18] Shin     K-Kusanagi-san? [17:20] Shin     How? Why? [17:22] Kus     It's fine. I've been runnin'     on fumes for a long time. [17:27] Kus     I was always prepared for this. [17:31] Kus     Scabberina laid down her life     ta protect our daughter. [17:34] Kus     If I didn't do the same,     how could I face her in heaven? [17:41] Shin     Why are you being so negative? [17:44] Shin     You finally met your daughter! [17:46] Shin     Are you gonna leave her behind     without introducing yourself?! [17:54] Kus     She grew up inta a fine woman.     She really is just like Scabberina. [18:01] Kus     I got ta see that beautiful scabbard     with my own eyes one more time. [18:07] Kus     I'm satisfied with that. [18:12] Kus     She shouldn't have ta live with the death     of a dad who she'd never seen before. [18:20] Kus     She shouldn't need ta bear that cross. [18:24] Kus     As long as she lives strong     with a smile on her face, [18:27] Kus     that's enough for Scabberina and me. [18:33] Kus     So please... [18:36] Kus     I beg ya... [18:42] Kus     Could ya put me ta rest     in that lump of ironsand? [18:48] Kus     In that excaliburling grave,     where I'm sure Scabberina's resting, too. [18:56] Kag     Kusanagi... [19:03] Kag     Gin-chan. [19:05] Gin     Even if you don't exchange any words, [19:08] Gin     even when you're far apart, [19:11] Gin     there are some things you just can't sever. [19:14] Gin     Not by such a dull sword, anyway. [19:17] Gin     You guys will always be connected.     And we'll always be connected to you. [19:24] Kus     Gintoki-han, thank you. [19:29] Kus     I'm truly glad I got ta meet     scabbards like you in the end. SIGN    Smithy [19:54] Sac     Gee, So-kun, are you really     gonna buy a new sword for me? [19:59] Oki     Maybe 'cause I kept wielding strange swords, [20:02] Oki     I don't feel like using a normal one anymore. [20:05] Oki     You too, right? An ordinary Kikuichimonji     can't satisfy you anymore, right? [20:10] Oki     You'd prefer one with pearls     or one that vibrates, right? [20:14] Sac     Eek, So-kun, you perv. [20:17] Tet     I'm sorry, but we don't     sell such filthy swords. [20:21] Oki     That so? [20:23] Oki     And here I thought you picked up some pearls. [20:27] Oki     Ever since that day, the four of you [20:29] Oki     were stuck to the ground there,     desperately picking up something. [20:35] Tet     It was just gravel. [20:38] Tet     But mixed in with that gravel is iron     that's far more valuable than pearls. [20:44] Tet     I'm going to use it all to forge a sword. [20:48] Oki     That sounds like a pain. [20:51] Oki     Well, let me know when you're done. [20:54] Tet     Are you sure? [20:56] Tet     I bet it's going to be the     dullest sword in the universe. [20:59] Oki     Yeah. It doesn't have to cut anything. [21:07] Oki     Because I'm sure the sword and scabbard     are never gonna leave each other again. SIGN    Sneak Peek SIGN    The Bloody Shinsengumi Records [21:23] Oki     Hey, Hijikata. [21:26] Oki     Go get me some yakisoba bread. [21:29] Mit     So-chan! [21:31] Mit     Be polite when speaking to your superiors. [21:35] Oki     I'm sorry, Sister. [21:41] Oki     Hey, Hijikata. [21:42] Oki     Go get me some esteemed yakisoba bread. [21:45] Mit     Well done. [21:49] Hij     Uh, that wasn't all that different. SIGN    The End SIGN    Preview [23:24] Shin     Otsu-chan will show up next episode! [23:26] Shin     You all remember that I'm the captain     of the Terakado Otsu fan club, right? [23:30] Shin     Right? SIGN    Wash Your Hands Before a Handshake [23:31] Shin     Next time: "Wash Your     Hands Before a Handshake." [23:34] Shin     Wash up well, Takachin! SIGN    Preview SIGN    Preview SIGN    Beginning Soon SIGN    The Final Arc [23:43] Gin     We've got you covered. [23:44] Gin     From walking your dog to keeping Earth safe, [23:47] Gin     we Odd Jobs will do anything. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Production is smoothly SIGN    you-know-what. SIGN    The final arc was in a situation much like SIGN    a restaurant that doesn't get any orders. SIGN    But it's not like we forgot about it. SIGN    There were just some adult issues at play. E337 - Wash Your Hands Before a Handshake Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Otsu     The broadcast law can go to hell [00:09] Otsu     There's no turning back now [00:16] Otsu     Go to hell! [00:20] Otsu     Everyone, thank you dingleberries! [00:23] Shin     Dingleberries! [00:26] Otsu     Let's keep this show going anurarihyon! [00:27] Gin     What's with Otsu-chan lately? [00:29] Shin     Nurarihyon! [00:29] Gin     Hasn't she lost some steam? [00:32] Shin     Not true! [00:33] Shin     As always, any CD she releases     ranks high on the Edocon charts! [00:36] Gin     Sure, but up-and-coming idols     are ranking even higher. [00:40] Gin     Like EDO48 and NippleClo Z. [00:43] Gin     Nowadays, group units are     more popular than solo acts. [00:47] Gin     At this rate, Otsu-chan will lose popularity, [00:50] Gin     fight with her agency over money, [00:53] Gin     and as she fades from memory, re-debut     under some label like ****** or . [00:59] Shin     Don't jinx her! [01:00] Shin     The public eye always tends to wander, [01:02] Shin     but only the real deal     will remain in the end! [01:04] Shin     So Terakado Tsu will be the last woman     standing after this Warring Idols Era! [01:09] Gin     Are you stupid? Idols are all just little brats     decked out in dreams and fantasies. [01:13] Gin     There are no fakes or real deals among them. [01:16] Gin     Sure, Otsu-chan is cute and a good singer. [01:19] Gin     But if she stands alone on stage, [01:22] Gin     the audience only gets a vague     idea of how good she is. [01:26] Gin     But if you put her in a     group with five or six uggos, [01:29] Gin     even an idiot could clearly recognize     how cute and how good she is. [01:33] Shin     I don't know if you really need the uggos... [01:36] Shin     But you're right. That's a     group's biggest advantage. [01:39] Gin     Basically, [01:41] Gin     she needs 47 uggos. [01:43] Shin     What kind of 48 is that?! [01:45] Shin     Are they re-enacting the Chushingura?! [01:47] Gin     If that's not possible, she can     just go for the 48-position bingo. [01:51] Shin     Why are we back to her     making a Muteki debut?! [01:53] Shin     Anyway, a solo act may only go so far, [01:56] Shin     but with some other members who     all make each other look good, [01:59] Shin     Otsu-chan might hit even bigger heights. [02:01] Shin     But where will she find idols who     can compete with her potential? [02:06] Sayo     Otsu-chan really is cute. [02:09] Sayo     I wonder how you become an idol. [02:11] Sayo     I didn't really get it, [02:13] Sayo     but Gin-chan said anyone can     get in by selling pillow talk. [02:17] Say     Really? They sell pillows? [02:20] Kag     Yup. Apparently, for most     idols, that's their main job. [02:24] Say     They're selling pillows while     singing? That must be hard. [02:28] P     You're wrong, miss. [02:31] P     An idol's real job isn't     to sing or sell pillows. [02:38] P     It's to sell dreams. [02:41] P     If you don't mind, could you join us—no, [02:45] P     join Terakado Tsu and     sell dreams together? SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    Wash Your Hands Before a Handshake [04:25] Shin     What?! [04:27] Shin     Kagura-chan, an idol?! SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV! [04:29] Shin     And you want to make her     form a unit with Otsu-chan?! [04:31] Shin     Why are you resorting to such crazy schemes?! [04:34] Shin     And you call yourself the agency     that's backed her all this time?! [04:37] OMom     It came as a surprise to me, too. [04:40] OMom     I couldn't believe the scout brought in [04:42] OMom     the girl from Odd Jobs, who'd     helped us out in the past. [04:45] Otsu     But that's one of our scouts     for you. He has a keen eye. [04:48] Otsu     I think Kagura-chan has all     the makings of a fine idol. [04:52] Otsu     She's fair, has that foreign celeb thing going,     and you could even call her pretty. [04:57] Otsu     And most of all, she looks     at home doing anything. [04:59] Shin     Are there any idols who look     at home picking their noses? [05:03] Otsu     Idols pick their noses, too. Even I— [05:05] Shin     No, you don't! Boogers     don't exist for Otsu-chan! [05:09] Shin     Her nostrils are filled with pink,     heart-shaped, sticky hopes and dreams! [05:13] Otsu     Uh, I'm pretty sure boogers would be better. [05:16] OMom     We're in the golden age of idol groups. [05:20] OMom     If Otsu doesn't do something now,     she'll fall behind the times. [05:23] OMom     So we came up with this plan... SIGN    Would you like to sing beside Terakado Tsu? [05:25] OMom     A plan to put her in a limited-time unit. [05:28] OMom     We call it the "Your Partner     Is a er" Project. SIGN    Your Partner Is a er [05:31] OMom     While pairing Otsu with a mysterious no-name     to show a new, charming side of her, [05:37] OMom     we'll unearth a new diamond in the rough     and market her in a package deal with Otsu. [05:41] Shin     Unearth? Dig this mine all you want,     but all you'll find is boogers. [05:45] OMom     They may be boogers now, [05:47] OMom     but with polishing, they could     become boogers harder than diamond. [05:50] Shin     But they'd still be boogers! [05:52] OMom     Anyway, Otsu needs an out-of-the-box partner. [05:55] OMom     Help us out. [05:56] Shin     Please calm down! [05:58] Shin     Do you want to waste all the     hard work she's put in so far? [06:01] Shin     This girl isn't capable of being     an idol and selling dreams! [06:03] Shin     If anything, she was created     to crush the dreams of men! [06:06] Shin     A sad excuse for a Jump heroine! [06:10] OMom     Wow! What was that? [06:11] Kag     I let you talk, but you're     just running your mouth now. [06:14] Kag     My boogers are already harder than diamonds. [06:17] Otsu     She could use that in a hidden     talent contest for stars, Mom! [06:21] Otsu     Do it one more time! [06:23] Gin     Okay, that's enough. [06:26] Gin     Let's start talking business now. [06:29] Gin     She is our agency's main product. [06:32] Otsu     Huh? [06:33] Otsu     Agency? Product? [06:35] Gin     Yes. She's an idol that we developed. [06:38] Gin     For more than a decade since the anime began, [06:39] Gin     she has held firm as the center     heroine and Gintama's idol. [06:43] Gin     If we're talking potential, we believe     she far exceeds your Otsu-chan. [06:50] G     Okay. One, two, three. [06:54] Gin     So, President, we move forward     on this as a co-production? [06:58] OMom     Yes, that's fine, Producer Sakata. [07:01] Shin     Him, a producer? He's just a leech. [07:04] OMom     It seems you weren't lying. [07:07] OMom     Her rhythm and sharp movements... [07:09] OMom     In terms of physical ability,     she far exceeds Otsu. [07:13] Gin     Yeah. [07:14] Gin     No idol in the entire universe     is a match for her on that front. [07:17] Gin     Right, Trainer Shimura? [07:19] Shin     Wait, I'm a trainer? [07:22] OMom     Good looks and great performing ability... [07:24] OMom     This may be the birth of a super idol. [07:26] OMom     Right, Manager Shimura? [07:28] Shin     Wait, am I a trainer or a manager? Pick one. [07:31] Gin     The real question is how we market them. [07:35] OMom     I'll let you handle that as the producer. [07:39] OMom     If we're trying to give     Otsu a new kind of appeal, [07:42] OMom     then we should change     how we produce her, too. [07:44] OMom     You can handle it, right? [07:46] Gin     No need to worry. We have an expert     in idol studies on our side. [07:50] Gin     Right, Idol Nerd King? [07:51] Shin     Sorry. Could you give me     a stable role already? [07:54] OMom     Show me what you've got,     Sakata P and Shimura . [07:59] Shin     In the end, I'm just a perv?! [08:03] Shin     Hey, Gin-san! [08:04] Shin     Can you really produce idols? [08:06] Gin     As long as Otsu-chan is involved, [08:08] Gin     this will make shitloads     of money, no matter what. [08:10] Gin     We should make them feel as indebted     as possible and fleece them. [08:15] Shin     But Otsu-chan now has that     massive booger stuck to her. [08:15] G     Okay. One, two, three. [08:18] Gin     What'd I tell you? a diamond shines extra     bright with boogers all around it. [08:19] G     Okay. One, two, three. [08:22] G     Okay. One, two, three. [08:27] Gin     So, yeah, you'll be working as     Booger Diamonds 48 from today on. [08:33] Otsu     Booger? Wait, that's our unit name, Producer? [08:37] Otsu     I don't know about having "booger" in the name. [08:40] Kag     She's right. [08:41] Kag     As the diamond, I don't mind, but     put yourself in the booger's shoes. [08:45] Shin     Uh, you're the booger here. [08:46] Gin     It may sound Japanese, but "booger" means     "limitless possibilities" in Spanish. [08:50] Shin     That's some impressive BS. [08:51] Gin     It also means "children of B'z and WANDS." [08:54] Shin     Why are you talking about B'z and     WANDS like they're husband and wife? SIGN    A Man's Badge of Honor [08:57] Gin     I wanna market you like the kid brother in     the Yokohama Ginbae. Like Shima Daisuke. SIGN    A Man's Badge of Honor [09:02] Shin     That's so old hat. [09:03] Gin     Right now, we should use the agency's     pull to ride on all the coattails. [09:09] Gin     We'll handle the approvals later. [09:10] Shin     But this is going too far.     They're idols, you know? [09:13] Otsu     I see. [09:15] Otsu     But we should at least make     it a ladies' gang, Producer. [09:18] Shin     That's not the issue here, Otsu-chan. [09:20] Kag     Yeah, Sugimoto Tetta is cooler     than Daisuke, Producer! [09:24] Shin     What do you think idols are? [09:26] Shin     The Daisuke part was all you picked up on! [09:29] Gin     How about this, then? [09:31] Gin     A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, [09:34] Gin     the great artists B'z and WANDS     gave birth to 48 children. [09:38] Shin     Talk about grandiose! [09:41] Gin     The children scattered across the universe. [09:43] Gin     Among them, the twins that were number     48—the last of the children— [09:47] Gin     descended on a planet called Earth... [09:49] Shin     Ah, like how Yukorin said     she was from Planet Korin? [09:57] Gin     ...and made waves across the world. [09:59] Shin     Nothing's changed! [10:01] Shin     They just became Daisukerin in the end! [10:03] Gin     Daisukerin was supposed to make waves     worldwide, and Booger Diamonds 48... [10:10] Bo     ...always supported him. [10:11] Shin     Enough about Daisuke! SIGN    A Man's Badge of Honor [10:12] Shin     You two are the ones who need support! [10:15] Otsu     But suit-wearing idols     might be a fresh concept. [10:18] Otsu     Wearing pants will limit the fanservice,     but if we wear skirts instead [10:22] Otsu     and have a chic backing band, it could     make for a cool and cute idol aesthetic. [10:27] Otsu     Here we go with "A Woman's Badge of Honor"! SIGN    A Woman's Badge of Honor [10:30] Shin     Uh, the costumes are nice,     but what about the song? [10:32] Shin     It's still stuck to the Daisuke thing. [10:34] Kag     How about this, then? [10:36] Kag     Here we go with "The Mark of a Woman," 'kay? SIGN    The Mark of a Woman [10:40] Shin     Uh, that sounds like something else entirely. [10:41] Gin     This should do it, then. SIGN    That Day of the Month [10:45] Shin     What're you trying to make idols sing?! [10:47] Shin     That's what "A Woman's     Badge of Honor" was about? [10:49] Shin     That's what "The Mark of a Woman" meant?! [10:51] Gin     Hey, don't jump to conclusions. [10:54] Gin     By "that day of the month," we mean... SIGN    That Day of the Month [10:57] Gin     ...that day when there's a lot of     Daisuke in the backing band. [10:59] Shin     What kinda day is that?! [11:00] Shin     You again? You came home with your     tail between your legs again?! [11:04] Shin     What happened to going into politics?! [11:06] Gin     Daisukerin made a comeback to     showbiz, and Booger Diamonds 48... [11:11] Bo     ...still supports him! [11:13] Shin     Forget about Daisuke already! [11:16] Shin     Anyway, why don't we look at the big picture? [11:20] Shin     What kind of personalities     will they be playing? [11:23] Gin     They're B'z and WANDS's children, right? [11:25] Gin     They can just end every sentence with "zu." [11:27] Tamo     Here are our guests for today. [11:29] Bo     Hello. We are Booger Diamondzu 48zu. [11:33] Shin     They sound like hicks. Sounds     like they're speaking a dialect. [11:35] Crowd     Right. [11:37] Gin     Then instead of "zu," let's go with "z." SIGN    Zu [11:39] Tamo     Cut your hair? [11:40] Kag     I did, yezzz... [11:41] Shin     She fell asleep! [11:43] Crowd     Right. [11:44] Gin     Forget "z," then. Let's go with "s." [11:46] Kag     Lost your hair? [11:48] Shin     She just became a sadist! [11:49] Crowd     Right. [11:50] Gin     Let's do this, then. [11:52] Kag     It's time for a short break, I'll never     hurt you in all my love and selfishness. [11:57] Otsu     Don't change the channel, let's rend this     moment with bullets from a rusty gun! [12:01] Shin     Those verbal tics are too long! [12:02] Shin     Why song titles as a verbal tic?     That's too much love and selfishness! [12:05] Shin     Tamo-san will rust away     before they finish talking! [12:08] Gin     Quit complaining when you     don't have any ideas. [12:11] Gin     I can't work with you, let's break     up and I'll vanish from before you. [12:15] Shin     Why's the producer using     Ohguro Maki song titles, too? [12:17] Gin     This is a pain. [12:18] Gin     Why don't we just have B'z and     WANDS be the backing bands? [12:21] Shin     That'd just be a B'z and WANDS concert! [12:23] Shin     They'd eat us alive! [12:25] Tae     Shin-chan's right. [12:27] Tae     You're on the right track with B'z and WANDS, [12:31] Tae     but you're overlooking something     important, Producer Sakata. [12:35] Shin     Sis? [12:37] Tae     Sorry for barging in. [12:39] Tae     I heard Kagura-chan was going to     debut, so I wanted to cheer her on. [12:43] Tae     Here, I brought refreshments. [12:44] Kag     Boss lady! [12:46] Tae     I was just going to give you this and leave, [12:48] Tae     but I couldn't let it slide. [12:50] Otsu     Wow! What is this? [12:52] Tae     Producer Sakata. [12:54] Tae     You don't understand a thing. [12:56] Tae     All you're thinking about is how to market,     how to make the audience happy. [12:59] Tae     It's all about the audience. [13:02] Tae     But the enemy isn't only in front of you. [13:05] Tae     The real enemy lurks behind the girls. [13:09] Tae     The backing band and backup dancers. [13:11] Tae     Don't you know how many     idols they've gobbled up? [13:15] Shin     What're you talking about?! [13:16] Tae     Think back to Asa **** and Ham [13:20] Tae     and how backup whatevers are always     taking idols from the back. [13:25] Shin**     Yes, it happens a lot, but so what?! [13:26] Tae     They pretend to be on the idols' side, [13:29] Tae     but they always target them     from the defenseless back, [13:33] Tae     sharpening their nails to strike. [13:35] Tae     And the moment the idol     gives them an opening... [13:37] BD     Gotcha! [13:38] Shin     That backup dancer is way too scary! [13:41] Tae     In showbiz, the talent are products. [13:45] Tae     Those in the business should never     ignore the fans and defile that product. [13:50] Shin     Otsu-chan! [13:52] Shin     Uh, an idol is about to die     thanks to your refreshments! [13:56] Tae     And you men should be aware how     idols are expected to stay pure. [14:01] Tae     Not putting careful thought into choosing     the backing band is simply preposterous. [14:05] Tae     You must reconsider at once. [14:08] Gin     Like you'd know anything, outsider. [14:10] Gin     Who would you place at the back, then? [14:14] Kyu     On guitar, Kyubei! [14:18] Tsu     On b-bass, Tsukuyo! [14:21] Sac     On drums, Sacchan! [14:24] Tae     On castanets, Otae! [14:27] Tae     Together, the four of us... [14:28] All     ...are Diamond Vacuum! [14:30] Shin     You totally wanna eat Otsu-chan alive, too! [14:32] Shin     Where'd you come from,     you brain-dead backing band?! [14:35] Sac     What're you saying? [14:37] Sac     We, Diamond Vacuum, had promised to make     our music debut long before you guys. [14:42] Kyu     Our chance has finally arrived, Otae-chan. [14:44] Shin     No chance in hell! Get outta here! [14:47] Tae     We get it. [14:49] Tae     We're okay with being the backing band. [14:51] Tae     But please don't forget what I said about     an idol's enemies lurking behind her. [14:56] Gin     What are you plotting?! [14:57] Gin     And what do you mean,     "on castanets"? You're useless! [15:01] Tsu     Hey, what's "bass"? [15:03] Tsu     What, do I have to hit a ball     with this thing and run to base? [15:07] Gin     Who brought this bum here?! [15:09] Shin     Get out! All of you get out! [15:12] OMom     Producer Sakata is good. [15:14] OMom     He's even got a backing band full of beauties. [15:17] OMom     This is sure to spur Otsu on. [15:21] OMom     Otsu, if you slack off,     you really will be eaten alive. [15:25] OMom     Do your best. [15:28] Otsu     Who am I? [15:32] OMom     Otsu! SIGN    Debut Single          An Idol's Badge of Honor [15:50] S     Looks like Terakado Tsu's making her move. [15:52] S     Booger Diamonds 48, huh? [15:56] S     I don't know where she found this     partner, but she's pretty cute. [16:01] S     She truly looks boorish and uncultured, [16:05] S     like the poster girl of a     diner out in the sticks. [16:08] S     The perfect partner for her. [16:13] S     She should've quietly     faded away as a solo act. [16:18] S     Does she really think she can     beat us with this partner? [16:22] S     Terakado Tsu and Booger Diamonds 48. [16:26] S     I can't wait to see what a top     idol on Earth is like. [16:32] G     Wh-What the hell is this? [16:34] G     Otsu-chan is making a unit debut? [16:36] Taka     This ain't funny! Who the     hell is this booger girl? [16:40] G     We've always worshiped Otsu-chan     as the one true goddess! [16:43] G     How dare they defile her     with this package deal?! [16:47] G     As her fanclub, we will     never accept this unit! [16:50] G     Yeah, yeah! [16:52] G     This is bad. [16:54] G     Let Captain Shimura know at once! [16:58] Kag     Manager Shimura! [17:00] Otsu     What're you doing over there? [17:02] Kag     Idols are busy people! Get me my     sukonbu already, you rotten manager! [17:07] G     Manager Shimura? [17:09] G     Captain! [17:10] G     And Otsu-chan, too! [17:12] G     What's the meaning of this, Captain?! [17:14] G     Surely you didn't make her do this... [17:16] Shin     No, that's not it! [17:18] Shin     Hey, wait up! [17:22] Shin     Don't leave me behind! SIGN    Studio Edo [17:26] Otsu     La la la, idol [17:32] Kag     Accel, consul, it's dreams     that we sell, 'kay? [17:38] Gin     Wait, time out. [17:39] Gin     Quit mixing in the 'kays, Kagura.     You're ruining the lyrics. [17:43] Gin     Just forget about your character     and lay yourself bare. [17:47] Gin     Try being plain old Kugimiya-san. [17:50] Shin     Aw, the one place where I could shine... [17:54] Shin     Producer Sakata, did you     see how the fans reacted? [17:57] Shin     What now? Nobody wants this unit. [18:01] Gin     Don't worry. [18:02] Gin     I've got a huge event lined     up for the CD's release. [18:06] Gin     The backing band's making     adjustments for it, too. [18:06] Tsu     Why do I have to do this? [18:08] Gin     As long as we create enough hype     by then, it won't be a problem. [18:11] Gin     You fell in love with Otsu-chan when     you watched her street concerts, right? [18:16] Gin     Real popularity is always built     up slowly and steadily like that. [18:20] Gin     People who become fans overnight     also leave overnight. [18:23] Gin     There are no shortcuts in     showbiz, Manager Shimura. [18:27] Shin     That's true. [18:29] Gin     I feel bad for Otsu-chan, but she'll     have to forget she's a top idol SIGN    Pillow Talk Meet SIGN    As long as you give us money, we'll sell you dreams, pillows, or whatever. [18:33] Gin     and start over from sales. SIGN    Pillow Talk Meet [18:37] Shin     What's slow and steady about this?! [18:38] Shin     What do you mean, pillow talk meet? [18:40] Shin     What're you trying to make idols do?! [18:42] Gin     It's basically a meet-and-greet. [18:44] Gin     You know how "idols you can     meet" are all the rage? [18:47] Gin     We'll go with "idols you can pillow talk." [18:49] Shin     You can't call those idols! [18:51] Gin     Relax. I know it says pillow talk, SIGN    Otsu [18:54] Gin     but this is just a meet-and-greet where     we sell expensive autographed pillows. [18:57] Shin     That's basically a scam! SIGN    Kagura [19:00] G     Pillow talk with Otsu-chan! [19:03] Shin     A whole horde of men showed     up with the wrong idea! [19:06] Gin     Looks like it worked. [19:08] Shin     Like hell! This is too risky! [19:10] Gin     Meet-and-greets are always full of risks. [19:13] Gin     All idol nerds touch their     dcks before going to those. [19:17] Gin     The idols and fans both get covered in dck. [19:19] Gin     In the end, it just becomes     dcks shaking hands with dcks. [19:22] Shin     What kind of risk are     you even talking about?! [19:23] Kag     Ugh, are you serious? That's horrible. [19:26] Kag     Make them disinfect before shaking hands. [19:28] Shin     An idol with her hand covered     in boogers shouldn't talk! [19:31] Otsu     It's okay. If this made me lose heart,      I'd never make it as an idol. [19:35] Gin     That's a pro for you. [19:36] Gin     Don't worry. We'll protect     you if anything happens. [19:40] Kag     Promise? [19:42] Kag     Come save us at once if     anyone dangerous shows up. [19:45] Shin     The idol's more dangerous! [19:46] Kag     Okay, next. [19:48] Kag     Okay, next. [19:49] Shin     Wait, wait, wait! [19:50] Kag     Okay, next. [19:52] Shin     Forget meet-and-greet! This has become     Hanayama Kaoru's Vice Grip Meet! [19:52] Kag     Okay, next. [19:54] Kag     Okay, next. [19:56] Kag     Okay, next. [19:57] Kag     Huh? I'm not supposed to     send them to the pillows? [20:00] Shin     This isn't what pillow business means! [20:01] Shin     They're all dying off before they     can reach Otsu-chan, their goal! [20:04] G     Screw you! I came here 'cause I heard     I could pillow talk with Otsu-chan! [20:08] G     We can't even shake her hand like this! [20:10] G     Gimme back my money! [20:12] Shin     This is bad, Producer Sakata! [20:14] Shin     We won't get popular like     this! We'll get sued! [20:16] Gin     Rest assured. All of this     was just a sideshow. [20:19] Gin     The main event starts now. SIGN    Otsu SIGN    Kagura [20:21] Gin     Anyone who buys a pillow [20:23] Gin     will get a Booger Diamonds     48 lap pillow coupon! [20:28] Shin     What do you think you're saying, Gin-san? [20:30] Gin     What's wrong with lap pillows?     It's not like they lose anything. [20:33] Kag     Yeah, sounds good. [20:35] Kag     Take this. [20:35] Kag     Lap Pillow Punch! [20:37] Shin     There's nothing good about this! [20:38] Kag     Lap Pillow Punch! [20:39] Shin     Who asked you to use that     random martial art?! [20:40] Kag     Lap Pillow Punch! [20:41] Kag     Lap Pillow Punch! [20:42] Shin     What the hell is a Lap Pillow     Punch? It's just a knee strike! [20:45] Kag     I sleep better with a hard pillow. [20:48] Shin     Nobody cares about your pillow preferences! [20:51] Shin     I know you sleep like a log,     but that doesn't matter! [20:53] C     Knock it off! We're not here     to visit some S&M club! [20:56] C     You really call yourself idols?! [20:58] Shin     Sakata P! [20:59] Gin     That was a sideshow, too. SIGN    Otsu SIGN    Kagura [21:01] Gin     Anyone who buys a pillow [21:03] Gin     will get to sleep for a tiny bit with     Booger Diamonds 48 on that very pillow! [21:08] Kag     Zzz... [21:10] Kag     No, that's my Happy Turn! [21:14] Gin     That was a sideshow, too! [21:16] Gin     If you buy right here and now, [21:18] Gin     you get a special price of 49,800 yen     and 4 bonus pillow storage boxes! [21:23] Shin     Now you're just Suckerta     on the TV Shopping Network! [21:25] G     What the hell is wrong with these guys? [21:27] G     Screw this! Let's bounce! [21:29] Shin     Hey, wait! [21:32] S     Aw, the poor things. How could     you be so mean to your fans? [21:37] S     To idols, the fans are gods. [21:40] S     We would never let you look     so sad when you leave. [21:47] G     That's... [21:47] S     Why? Because... [21:51] S     Tubular! [21:52] S     We provide dreams to all of space [21:55] S     as the special unit of galactic idols. [21:57] S     That is why. [22:01] Shin     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48?! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:39] Kag     What's with these girls? [23:41] Kag     I can't believe they can     say "tubular" when sober. [23:43] Kag     We'll see if you can maintain that attitude     after you watch our meet-and-greet. SIGN    Diamonds are Unscratchable [23:47] Kag     Next time: "Diamonds are Unscratchable." SIGN    Preview [23:50] S     They might not let us, even     if this is a late-night slot. SIGN    We've already pulled all kinds of crap over the years. SIGN    What can they possibly be planning to pull now? SIGN    When GKB48 challenge them, SIGN    how will BDZ48 respond?! E338 - Diamonds are Unscratchable Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    Diamonds are Unscratchable SIGN    GKB48's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room      and at a safe distance from your TV ♥ [01:40] S     We would never let you     leave looking so sad. [01:46] S     Why? Because... [01:47] S     We provide dreams to all of space [01:51] S     as the special unit of galactic idols. [01:54] S     That is why. [01:56] G     That's... [01:59] Shin     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48?! [02:02] Shin     Why are they on Earth? [02:04] Bi     Guys, come to our meet-and-greet and wipe     this bitter taste out of your mouths. [02:10] Bi     Otherwise your Bitchie will     be so lonely, she'll cry. [02:14] G     I-I can't believe I get to     meet the universe's top idols! [02:18] G     Is this some dream or fantasy?! [02:20] G     I'm going first! [02:21] G     No, I am! [02:23] Gin     Wait, what? Giant Knobhead Bitches 48? [02:27] Shin     No way... They're here in Edo? [02:30] Shin     They are Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48. [02:33] Shin     On several planets, top idol groups     faced off in a public vote, [02:35] Shin     and only the centers whose     groups placed at the top— [02:38] Shin     in other words, only the top of the     top idols from across the galaxy— [02:42] Shin     formed this top idol group! [02:43] Gin     How many times are you gonna say "top"? [02:44] Shin     They're the biggest idols in the galaxy! [02:47] Shin     They traverse planets, nabbing     the top idol spot on each one, [02:50] Shin     then move on to their next target. [02:51] Shin     If that special unit of idols is here in     Edo and showed up in front of Otsu-chan, [02:57] Shin     that must mean their next target is... [03:00] Bi     Terakado Tsu. [03:01] Bi     We got a good look at how     Edo's top idol does sales. [03:05] Bi     I'm amazed you sit at the     top of the pile like that. [03:08] Bi     It seems Edo has the weakest idols     of all the planets we've been to. [03:15] Bi     Let us show you how real idols [03:19] Bi     do meet-and-greets. [03:21] Shin     A-Are those... [03:23] Bi     Line up and come in one by one, guys. [03:26] Bi     We want to spend quality     time with each of you. [03:30] Shin     Why have closed spaces if     they're only gonna shake hands? [03:33] Taka     Challenge accepted. I'll go first. [03:37] Shin     Taka-chin? [03:39] Taka     You ran your mouth at Otsu-chan. [03:41] Taka     If this meet-and-greet ain't up to     scratch, you'll be in real trouble. [03:45] Shin     Taka-chin! [03:46] Taka     Sorry, Shin-chan. [03:47] Taka     I honestly don't understand what you're     trying to do with Otsu-chan right now. [03:54] Taka     But I believe that you'll     protect her to the end. [04:01] Taka     I believe that she would     never lose to these hussies! [04:05] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:09] Taka     Huh? Seriously? [04:10] Taka     Is this how it works? [04:12] Gin     Uh, why is it shaking? [04:13] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:16] Gin     Huh? Was he in his undies just now? [04:17] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:18] Gin     I hear weird noises. What is that?     What's going on? [04:21] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:22] Gin     He was totally butt-naked!     What're they doing? [04:24] Gin     Are they really shaking hands? [04:26] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:28] Gin     Uh, hold up. What is this? [04:30] Gin     They're not shaking hands at all. They're     doing something totally different. [04:32] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:34] Gin     What is that? Something just came out. [04:35] Gin     What's going on in there?     What're you guys doing? [04:38] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:39] Gin     Now his whole body's covered in pixels!     What happened to him? [04:41] Gin     Taka-chin! [04:42] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:43] Gin     Taka-chin? [04:43] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:45] Gin     Taka-chin? [04:45] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:46] Gin     Taka-chin?! [04:47] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:51] Shin     Taka-chin! [04:52] Shin     Pull yourself together, Taka-chin! [04:54] Shin     What happened, Taka-chin?! [04:58] Taka     Once I get home, I'm gonna     burn all my porn mags. [05:02] Shin     What'd they do to you?! [05:03] Gin     What'd they do to him?     They clearly just did him! [05:06] Gin     They totally got down and dirty. [05:08] Gin     He looks like he released everything he had     pent up. He's basking in the afterglow. [05:11] Shin     Taka-chin, tell me what happened inside. [05:14] Taka     Everything turned white. [05:16] Gin     Crap! Now he's turned completely white! [05:19] G     Once I get home, I'll try being nicer to Mom. [05:21] G     I'll try to find something     good about Kamiji Yusuke. [05:24] Shin     Hey! People are getting enlightened     in the afterglow one after another! [05:27] Gin     Wait, are you kidding me? [05:28] Gin     Seriously? Is this for real? [05:29] Gin     What, do they shake something     other than hands on their planets? [05:33] Gin     Are you kidding me? Seriously?     Is this for real? [05:35] Shin     Calm down, Gin-san! [05:38] Bi     Our meet-and-greet made     everyone weak in the knees. [05:46] Bi     Terakado Tsu, we've rendered all     your fans completely spineless. [05:50] Bi     They're wrapped around our fingers. [05:54] Bi     This is what real idols are capable of. [05:57] Bi     What the greatest galactic     idol group is capable of. [06:00] Bi     What Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48 is capable of. [06:03] Gin     Uh, idols? You're practically     just pres! [06:06] Bi     What? How mean! [06:08] Bi     You know nothing about me! [06:11] Bi     You know nothing about     what we were doing inside! [06:16] Bi     If you suspect us that much,     why don't you try it yourself... [06:19] Bi     Our meet-and-greet. [06:21] Gin     I'll take the special course, please. [06:22] Bi     Meet-and-greet. [06:23] Gin     I can start a tab with you, right? [06:25] Shin     Like hell! [06:26] Tsu     No... My fans, who've been     behind me all this time... [06:26] Crowd     All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48! [06:30] Tsu     The ones who've supported     me all this time... [06:33] Tsu     In one moment, they all just... [06:39] Tsu     No... [06:43] Tsu     This can't be. [06:46] Tsu     This can't be happening! [06:48] Shin     Otsu-chan! [06:48] Gin     H-Hey! How long are you     gonna sleep, you dumbass?! [06:51] Shin     Wait, Otsu-chan! [06:54] Gin     We still have a bunch of pillow     sales events lined up after this! [06:57] Gin     Hey! [07:00] Bi     She went down far easier than expected. [07:03] Crowd     All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48! [07:03] Bi     But this isn't enough. [07:05] Bi     Getting these core idol fans on     our side doesn't mean a thing. [07:09] Bi     All of Edo must watch as Terakado Tsu     and Booger Diamonds 48 fall to pieces. [07:17] Bi     They need to know that we, Galaxy Kingdom     Bitches 48, are the greatest idols alive. [07:23] Bi     Showtime is only just beginning. [07:29] Shin     I see. [07:30] Shin     Otsu-chan's still holed up? [07:33] OMom     She seems to be taking it really hard. [07:36] Shin     Sorry. It's all our fault     for being so useless. [07:39] OMom     Oh, no. I made her form a unit to put     her under this exact kind of pressure. [07:45] OMom     But I can't believe they came     gunning for Otsu at the same time. [07:49] OMom     She's hit rock bottom, and     she may not climb back up. [07:53] Shin     Otsu-chan will definitely bounce back! [07:56] Shin     She'd never lose to those people! [07:57] Gin     Yeah. Right now, we don't     stand to make any mon— [08:00] Gin     I mean, make a decent impression,     so give us a chance to turn this around. [08:03] Kag     Otsu's not alone. [08:05] Kag     If she's hit rock bottom,     there's still something I, [08:08] Kag     along with Booger Diamonds 48,     can do to help her. [08:11] Kag     I want her to remember that. [08:15] OMom     There's nothing any of you can do. [08:18] OMom     I mean... SIGN    Terakado Tsu Cries Outside a Love Hotel!! SIGN    Producer Carries BDZ48 Member Home! [08:23] OMom     You're all down there with her. [08:36] R     There they are! [08:37] R     It's Booger Diamonds 48's     producer, Mr. Sakata! [08:41] R     What was Otsu-chan doing     in front of a love hotel? [08:44] R     Is it true that you're using     your position as producer [08:46] R     to screw around with your agency's idols? [08:49] Shin     You've got the wrong idea! [08:50] Shin     I was the one who was with     Otsu-chan! I'm her manager! [08:53] Shin     We were just talking about work— [08:55] R     So the producer and manager are both     screwing around with their agency's idols? [08:59] Shin     Did you listen to a word I said?! [09:00] R     Well? [09:01] Gin     You know they're gonna twist     your words, Shinpachi. [09:04] Gin     Just get through it by saying     "Whatever. I don't care." [09:06] Shin     They'll twist that even worse! [09:07] Gin     We've done nothing wrong.     No need to run or hide. [09:10] Kag     That's right. [09:12] Kag     Besides, Gin-chan and I have gone long     past "taking home." We live together. [09:17] R     What do you mean, you live together? [09:19] Kag     He keeps me at home without pay [09:20] Kag     and makes me do all kinds of stuff from     morning to night until I can't stand. [09:25] Kag     Nothing wrong with that. [09:27] Shin     Everything about that sounds wrong! [09:28] R     Sakata-san, are you a lolicon po? [09:31] Gin**     I'm not a po! The P stands for producer! [09:33] Gin**     I'm not a lolicon, either! [09:34] R     So you're a po P? [09:36] Gin**     Knock it off already, you rotten cue ball! [09:38] R     Did you hear that verbal abuse? [09:42] Tsu     I no longer have any fans cheering me on. [09:47] TV     Showbiz really is seedy, huh? [09:49] TV     Well, everyone in the entertainment     business is like this. [09:49] Tsu     I don't have anyone on my side. [09:53] TV     Should've seen it coming. SIGN    Otsu and Her Manager SIGN    Super Edo Scoop [09:55] Shin     Otsu-chan's in big trouble,     and it's all our fault! [09:58] Gin     Tch. [09:59] Gin     Who woulda thought this would happen right     before the release of the debut single? [10:02] OMom     We've been had. [10:04] OMom     The background on this     photograph has been shopped. [10:08] OMom     In other words, you were used     in a plot to bring Otsu down... [10:13] OMom     by Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48. [10:16] Shin     Th-They were behind this? [10:18] OMom     They're a special squad that has destroyed     top idols on all kinds of planets. [10:22] OMom     They're not picky about their methods. [10:24] Shin     They'll pay for this. [10:25] Shin     Let's expose their tactics and condemn them! [10:28] OMom     They have tremendous influence     with media across the galaxy. [10:32] OMom     It'll never see the light of day. [10:34] Gin     At this point, our only choice is to     upload a shaved-head apology video. [10:39] Shin     Even if you hate me, the manager, [10:41] Shin     please don't come to hate Booger Diamonds 48! [10:44] Shin     What part do you think you're shaving off?! [10:45] Kag     Or we'll have to put fries     and Shinpachi side-by-side [10:48] Kag     and upload a video about     which one will rot sooner. [10:50] Shin     Your brains are what's rotten! [10:52] OMom     Too late for that too, apparently.     They got the jump on us. [10:57] Bi     Greetings, earthlings! [10:59] Bi     We are the special unit of galactic idols, [11:02] Bi     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48! [11:05] Bi     As it turns out, we're going     to make our debut on Earth! [11:10] All     Yay! [11:12] Bi     Our new single, "A Slut's Badge     of Honor," releases December 10th. [11:16] Shin     December 10th? The same release date     as Booger Diamonds 48's debut single? [11:20] Gin     They're even going with a similar title. [11:22] Bi     With that in mind, we plan to hold*     a release event at Oedo Dome. [11:29] Bi     But since that alone wouldn't     be exciting enough, [11:31] Bi     we've got some big guests lined up. [11:33] Bi     Surprise! [11:35] Bi     We want to invite Edo's top idol,     Terakado Tsu-chan, to this event! [11:41] Shin     Wha?! [11:42] Bi     We don't have an appointment yet, but... [11:44] Bi     Terakado Tsu-san, why don't we face     off to determine Edo's top idol? [11:50] Bi     Us, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48, [11:54] Bi     versus Terakado Tsu's Booger Diamonds 48? [11:58] Bi     Let's compete to see which of us can     charm more fans in a meet-and-greet. [12:03] Bi     The winner gets to perform     their new single live. [12:06] Bi     But the loser has to retire from the     idol industry right then and there. [12:12] Bi     It's a battle to determine the top idol.     There has to be some risk involved. [12:17] Bi     Let's settle this, Terakado Tsu-san. [12:19] Bi     You were once the top idol in all of Edo. [12:23] Bi     We trust you won't run     away from this challenge. SIGN    Up Next The Making of Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48's "A Slut's Badge of Honor" SIGN    Cancel [12:29] Shin     Th-That was... [12:31] OMom     Well played. [12:32] OMom     Now that they've released     this video to the public, [12:35] OMom     our reputation will be ruined if we refuse. [12:37] Gin     For someone so cute, she sure can play dirty. [12:40] Gin     Kingdom Bitches is a fitting name, I say. [12:42] OMom     The words "idol" and "bitch"     are practically synonyms. [12:45] OMom     They're several times     better at this than Otsu. [12:48] Shin     That's a hell of a thing for the     president of an idol agency to say. [12:52] OMom     But we can't put her idol career on     the line, even if it makes us lose face. [12:57] OMom     And having lost all her fans,     Otsu stands no chance— [12:59] Shin     Not all of them. [13:02] Shin     She still has three fans right here. [13:05] Kag     Relax. I won't cause any trouble. [13:08] Kag     An idol digs out her boogers     with her own hands. [13:11] Gin     And besides, we Booger Diamonds 48 [13:14] Gin     are fully prepared to be the boogers that     make Otsu-chan's diamond shine bright. [13:20] OMom     You guys... [13:22] Shin     Until now, Otsu-chan has given     us hopes and dreams as an idol. [13:28] Shin     Now, it's our turn as fans to return the     favor by giving her hopes and dreams. SIGN    Oedo Dome [13:41] Bi     Hello, everyone! [13:43] Bi     Thanks for coming to see us today! [13:48] Bi     We are the idols of the entire universe... [13:51] Bi     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48! [13:55] Bi     And here is the group that     accepted our challenge... [13:59] Kag     Heya. We are Booger Diamonds 48. [14:02] Bi     Yeah, right! [14:04] Bi     Where's Otsu? You're just     three piles of boogers now! [14:08] Bi     What kinda nostrils did you pop out of?! [14:11] Gin     We took responsibility for causing a     scandal by shaving our heads down there. [14:15] Gin     We are the newest members... [14:16] Shin     Pachie! [14:17] Gin     Pako! [14:19] Bi     You call that taking responsibility?! [14:21] Bi     You've gotta be kidding me. [14:22] Bi     We're here for Terakado Tsu! We don't     give two hoots about you morons! [14:26] Kag     Right back at ya. Otsu says she has     no time to waste on knobhead bitches. [14:33] Kag     But we decided to drop by while     chasing our boogers too far in. [14:37] Kag     You should be grateful to us. [14:38] Bi     Say what, you booger brat? [14:40] Com     Oh, my! Sparks are already     flying on the stage! [14:44] Com     Booger Diamonds 48 and Galaxy     Kingdom Bitches 48... [14:48] Com     Will their meet-and-greet with the fans     turn into a World Martial Arts Tournament? [14:53] Tae     Fine by us. [14:54] Tae     We don't care if you're a special     unit of galactic idols or whatever. [14:58] Tae     But if you want to settle things with     force, then we'll gladly play along. [15:02] Tae     Just know that you won't stand     a chance in hell of winning. [15:06] Tae     Not when you're against the strongest     combat backing band in the galaxy, [15:10] Tae     Diamond Vacuum. [15:13] Shin     Sis! [15:14] Gin     So they made it. [15:15] Com     Whoa! Booger Diamonds 48 had     a real ace up their sleeve! [15:20] Com     A group of hotties comparable to     Otsu-chan has taken the stage! [15:24] Kyu     We're saying we'll battle you     in your arena and on your terms. [15:28] Kyu     Get back, before we render     your pretty faces useless. [15:32] Sac     How dare you frame our producer? [15:35] Sac     The one sleeping with Producer Sakata is me! [15:38] Gin     What are you even here for? [15:40] Tsu     I don't know how things ended up     like this, but this too is fate. [15:44] Tsu     No matter in what arena, I refuse     to lose any battles I take part in. [15:49] Tsu     I'll show you the fruits of my training. [15:51] Gin     What the hell did you guys train for?! [15:53] Gin     Don't just do whatever the hell you please! [15:54] Bi     I see. [15:56] Bi     Otsu ran from us, so you     tried to make up for that [15:59] Bi     by hastily gathering trash     that's nothing but looks? [16:03] Bi     Man, I've never felt this insulted before. [16:09] Bi     Fine. If that's how you want to     play, we'll kill your careers [16:15] Bi     and crush you so thoroughly that Otsu will     never think about taking the stage again. [16:22] Bi     Let's determine the greatest idols     in the universe right here and now. [16:28] Com     Fight fair and square! [16:31] Com     The battle to determine the greatest     idols alive is now underway. [16:35] Com     This battle between Galaxy Kingdom     Bitches 48 and Booger Diamonds 48 [16:41] Com     will be decided by how many fans flock     to their respective meet-and-greets. [16:41] All     Pleased to meet you all! [16:44] Com     Whoa, as soon as the bell rings, a     tidal wave of people comes rushing in. [16:48] Com     Incredible! [16:49] Com     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48! [16:52] Com     It's like they're gobbling up every fan in     the arena! What overwhelming popularity! [16:56] Com     Meanwhile, Booger Diamonds 48's     base is tumbleweed central! [17:00] Com     They may have a bunch of hotties,     but they're still newly debuted nobodies. [17:04] Com     Was it too soon for them to take on     the galaxy's greatest idol group? [17:09] Bi     Otsu or no Otsu, the outcome was     decided before it even started. [17:14] Bi     Didn't you realize that? [17:15] Bi     In truth, this was never a battle to     determine the greatest idols alive. [17:20] Bi     It's just a public execution. [17:22] Gin     That so? Either way, you shouldn't     get distracted during a battle. [17:27] Bi     Don't you get it? This can't     even be called a battle. [17:31] Gin     You're the one who doesn't get it. [17:33] Gin     An idol's enemy isn't just in front of her. [17:38] Tae     Yikes, what's with that line? [17:41] Sac     It's an idol meet-and-greet, apparently. [17:43] Bo     Ew, gross. [17:45] Com     That's... [17:49] Com     A rear ambush by the backing band! [17:53] Tae     So what if they can shake hands with idols?     Does that really make them happy? [17:57] Tae     Why are they so desperate? [17:59] Sac     You're so silly, Otae. [18:01] Sac     Look at them. They've probably never     held a girl's hand in their lives. [18:04] Sac     Oh, sorry. They've probably     never talked to one, either. [18:06] Com     The backing band unit's barrage of insults [18:09] Com     is making the fans lose all desire     to attend the meet-and-greet! [18:12] G     Rude! I have at least talked to girls! [18:14] Tae     I bet it just went like, "Would     you like that heated?" and "Sure." [18:18] G     There was more! Like,     "I don't need a plastic bag." [18:21] Sac     You don't call that talking to a girl. [18:23] Bi     That's cheating! Do you really     think you can mess with our line? [18:27] Gin     Keep talking. Plotting evil from behind     the idol is what a backing band does. [18:32] Tae     Don't they know that lining up     here won't resolve a thing? [18:37] Sac     They're basically lining up to     climb the 13 stairs to the gallows. [18:42] Com     Corpses everywhere! [18:43] Com     They're massacring the fans in Galaxy     Kingdom Bitches 48's line one after another! [18:48] Bi     Such futile resistance. [18:49] Bi     Your sabotaging is only making the     fans distance themselves from you. [18:57] Bi     What? [18:57] Kyu     You went too far, Tae-chan, Sarutobi. [19:00] Bi     They had a Plan B with more backing     band members at the back? [19:04] Tsu     Sorry. Are you all right? [19:07] Tsu     Can you stand? [19:08] Bi     Don't tell me, the first two backing     band members were just a setup? [19:12] Tsu     Forgive them. [19:14] Tsu     They mean no harm. They're just a little shy. [19:17] Bi     By mercilessly beating down the     fans and then picking them up... [19:20] Tsu     They wanted to talk to you all, but it     seems they didn't know where to begin. [19:25] Tsu     After all, it's the same for us. [19:28] Kyu     W-We've never held a meet-and-greet... [19:31] Tsu     ...before today. [19:34] Tae     Sorry. [19:35] Sac     In truth, we're the same as you. [19:39] Tae     If you don't mind... [19:42] All     ...could you take our first time? [19:46] Bi     They brought out the tsundere act?! [19:48] C     Hey, why did my heart just skip a beat? [19:51] C     The girls over there are pretty cute, too! [19:53] C     I think I'll head over there! [19:54] C     Me, too! [19:55] C     Me three! [19:56] Com     Whoa, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches     48's line is falling apart! [20:01] Gin     You were right. Nobodies could never     beat the greatest idols in the universe. [20:07] Gin     But it looks like this battle [20:09] Gin     is neither to determine the greatest     idols alive nor a public execution. [20:15] Gin     I hear it's just a battle to     determine the biggest sluts alive. [20:18] Gin     You're the ones who started playing dirty. [20:22] Gin     We'll make you regret it! [20:27] Bi     Wh-What're those? [20:29] Gin     Even if we can't win as idols, [20:32] Gin     Booger Diamonds 48 is invincible     in a battle of the sluts. [20:38] Com     Those are... toilet stalls! [20:40] Com     Are they using toilet stalls, of all things,     to compete with the bewitching curtains? [20:46] Bi     H-How vulgar. [20:49] Bi     A meet-and-greet in such a disgusting     place would never make the fans happy. [20:52] G     Wh-What's with the toilets? [20:54] G     Don't tell me, we'll get to see them     doing all sorts of dirty things? [20:59] G     No way, man. [21:00] G     But they're toilets. [21:01] Com     Oh, dear! The fans are beset by confusion! [21:07] Kag     Hey, Gin-chan! What's the meaning of this? [21:10] Tae     This is the first I'm hearing of a     meet-and-greet in toilets, Shin-chan. [21:12] Shin     I-It's not what you think, Sis! [21:14] Com     The fans aren't the only ones confused! [21:17] Gin     You know... This is the first     meet-and-greet for you guys, too. [21:20] Gin     You're probably feeling     too shy to face the fans. [21:23] Gin     That's where these come in.     Enter the stalls from beneath the toilets. [21:28] Gin     Just stick your hands out and wait. [21:31] Gin     That way, you can deal with any     kind of embarrassment just fine. [21:34] Gin     All you have to do after     that is shake everything. [21:37] Gin     You won't see a thing, but it's simple. [21:39] Gin     Just grab everything that's     held out in front of you. [21:41] Gin     Consider your hand nothing but toilet paper. [21:43] Tae     What perverted acts are you     trying to make us perform?! [21:46] G     You hear that? [21:48] G     I'm going over there! [21:51] Com     Wow! Even more people are leaving     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48's line! [21:56] Com     Producer Sakata is stealing even more     fans with a terrifying slut plan! [22:01] Bi     You shitheads! [22:03] Gin     This is where things get real. [22:05] Gin     Let's do this. Show them what     real sluts are capable of! [22:09] All     Who're you calling sluts?! [22:11] Gin     Ger-bleaurgh! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:44] Tsu     Everyone... Thank you so,     so much for everything. [23:49] Tsu     Next time: "An Idol's Badge of Honor." SIGN    An Idol's Badge of Honor SIGN    Shocked and hurt, Otsu holes up. SIGN    Will she end up retiring like this? SIGN    In this idol battle without honor and humanity, SIGN    who will stand victorious in the end? E339 - An Idol's Badge of Honor Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    An Idol's Badge of Honor SIGN    Oedo Dome [01:43] Tsuk     To hell with that. Even a normal     meet-and-greet doesn't sit right with me. SIGN    BDZ48's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV ♥ [01:47] Tsuk     If you're holding a toilet meet-and-greet,     they might as well all work at Yoshiwara. [01:51] Shin     Is that really the issue here, Tsukuyo-san? [01:52] Sac     No need to tell me. I've always     been the producer's cum dumpster. [01:55] Shin     You keep your mouth shut! [01:56] Kyu     Idol or not, as a samurai, I could     never grab something so filthy. [02:00] Kyu     The only things a samurai should grab     are swords, dirt on powerful people, [02:03] Kyu     control of the Yagyu Family and     the right to its inheritance, [02:06] Kyu     stocks, and rice balls. [02:07] Shin     Don't make rice balls with a hand that     touched all that filth, you celeb samurai! [02:10] Tae     Besides, shaking hands from a     toilet would be rude to the fans. [02:14] Tae     We want to treat our fans better. [02:17] Tae     On that note, [02:19] Tae     let's have the fans enter the toilet instead. [02:21] Shin     Treat your fans better! [02:23] Tae     Also, keeping hygiene in mind, [02:25] Tae     they can hold Clift's fate in their hands. SIGN    A Mad Hand Appeared [02:29] Shin     Don't treat fans like the Mad Hands in DQ! [02:31] Shin     And don't pull on Clift's leg! Quit pulling     our leg by being so useless, Clift! [02:33] Tae     And despite everything that happened, [02:36] Tae     let's flush it all away and     call it water under the bridge. [02:37] Shin     They won't get flushed! [02:38] Shin     Not even the large option will flush your     evil deeds and Clift's feelings away! [02:41] Tae     It's the same principle     as the Gintama movies. [02:44] Tae     The moment we get the fans     inside, we've already won. [02:46] Tae     After that, the money will flow in even     if the movie's a steady stream of shit. [02:50] Shin     Enough with the outrageous statements! [02:52] Shin     Don't put us in the same boat     as your rip-off cabaret club! [02:55] G     H-Hey, what happened in there? [02:57] G     Uh, I think... [02:58] G     I touched something soft     that starts with "cli." [03:02] G     "Cli"? Something soft?! [03:03] G     And then water came bursting out... [03:06] G     Holy water came bursting out?! [03:08] G     I-I'm lining up for Otae-chan! [03:11] G     She seems prim and proper, but is     actually really bold! She's the best! [03:14] Shin     By some miracle, it caused a     misunderstanding and formed a line! [03:17] Tae     There, there. [03:18] Tae     Don't rush, guys. Enter     the toilet in turn, okay? [03:21] Kag     Well, since a line's formed,     let's just go with it. [03:24] Sac     Pfft! Don't make me laugh! [03:26] Sac     What part of that woman is soft? [03:30] Sac     As you can see, she's a legendary Bigfoot     whose entire body is the Rockies! [03:36] Tae     Sacchan... [03:37] Tae     Could you not get all jealous because     nobody's coming to your toilet? [03:41] Tae     Be a good little monkey and ride     on someone else's back, would you? [03:44] Sac     Otae... [03:46] Sac     A monkey on the back is an idiom that means     having a problem, not a literal monkey. [03:51] Sac     Has your brain turned into a rock, too? [03:53] Kag     Hey! Boss lady, Sacchan! [03:55] Tae     And I'm saying you can ride     these filthy men bareback. [03:59] Sac     Did you hear that, guys?     This is what Otae's really like! [04:02] Shin     Who the hell are you two fighting?! [04:04] Sac     What are you saying? [04:05] Sac     Before being a battle to decide the top idol, [04:08] Sac     this is a vote-off between     Diamond Vacuum members! [04:10] Shin     Who the hell cares about that?! [04:11] Sac     I won't let anyone else be center. [04:13] Sac     You guys are better off lining up     for me instead of this Jezebel. [04:17] Sac     Hey, don't you want to meet-and-greet me? [04:20] Sac     I've got two much softer     things than she does. [04:22] Sac     Look right here. [04:26] G     On second thought, I'm going for Sacchan! [04:27] G     She may wear glasses, but she's got     a bombshell body! She's the best! [04:31] Tae     Why, you little bitch! [04:35] Sac     I'm gonna be the center! [04:36] Sac     You can spew all the holy water     you want in the wagon, Clift! [04:42] Sac     No... You need to hold me more gently. [04:44] Shin     Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?! [04:46] Sac     If you shake that hard,     you'll crush my two [04:50] Sac     soft balls! [04:53] Tae     They're just Brey's golden orbs! [04:55] Shin     What the hell are you doing?! [04:57] Shin     This has turned into a meet-and-greet     for DQ48's wagon members! [05:00] Shin     Where'd you even find them?! [05:02] Tae     Clift and Brey needed to get rid of     their worries before the final battle! [05:06] Shin     You two are Booger Diamonds     48's Clift and Brey! [05:11] Gin     Exactly. [05:12] Gin     Good job, Clift, Brey. [05:16] Gin     Consider DQ48's Alena and McRyan. [05:18] Gin     Do you know why most people pick     Alena out of these two fighters? [05:23] Gin     That's because unlike McRyan, who is all     alone, Alena has Clift and Brey with her. [05:28] Shin     No way! [05:29] Gin     Yes way. They're just     like an idol group, too. [05:32] Gin     The center Alena's star shines brighter [05:35] Gin     amidst the darkness that is Clift and Brey. [05:38] Gin     Which means... [05:39] G     On second thought, Kyubei-chan's the best! [05:41] G     Unlike those two sluts, she's a pure tomboy! [05:44] G     Plus, she's got eyepatch and twin tails moe! [05:46] G     Orthodox really is best! [05:50] Gin     Go, Alena! [05:52] Gin     Walk over the corpses of Clift and Brey! [06:00] Gin     I forgot Alena could spam critical hits. [06:05] Kyu     Don't touch me! [06:07] Kag     Turns out Alena has the     biggest, Psaro-tier darkness. [06:10] Shin     You've gotta be kidding me!     What did she even come here for?! [06:14] Kyu     G-Give me some time. [06:16] Kyu     I'm slowly getting used to it. [06:17] Kyu     I think I'll be able to overcome it     once I throw another 1,500 of them. [06:20] Shin     The fans won't recover from that! [06:22] Tae     Then why don't you throw Clift 1,500 times? [06:25] Sac     And Brey, too. [06:26] Shin     Don't listen to those dark voices! [06:28] Shin     Spare Clift and Brey already! [06:30] Tsuk     Stop it, Kyubei. [06:32] Tsuk     Don't push yourself. [06:33] Kyu     Tsukuyo-dono? [06:34] Tsuk     If you can't hold hands with men,     then I can just hold your share as well. [06:40] Kyu     But I can't place such a burden on you. [06:43] Tsuk     Don't worry. I cast aside my femininity,     but ah'm still a woman of Yoshiwara. [06:48] Tsuk     Ah'm prepared to bear the sins of man. [06:51] Kyu     Ah'm moe! [06:53] Gin     Why are you freaking out over her?! [06:54] Shin     We still had our ultimate weapon, the     female hero who backs up Alena's party! [06:59] G     She looks like a cool, aloof beauty,     but she's kind enough to look out for others! [07:03] G     Tsukuyo-chan is the best! [07:05] Shin     This is our chance! [07:06] Tae     My, aren't we popular, Tsukuyo-san. [07:09] Shin     You two get back in the wagon right now! [07:11] Sac     After that popularity poll, you want to     win the Diamond Vacuum vote-off, too? SIGN    Popularity Poll Arc (Episodes 182 - 184) November 2009 [07:15] Sac     Of course a Yoshiwara woman would     know all about the casting couch. [07:18] Shin     You still haven't gotten over     what happened eight years ago?! [07:21] Sac     But the center always has     the spotlight on her. [07:26] Sac     So as fellow members, we really need     you to be more careful about things. SIGN    Female Hero Sends Clift to the Wagon!! SIGN    The Two Disappear Into the Wagon\Where Brey Awaits... [07:30] Shin     What kinda scandal is that?! [07:31] Shin     And why are you guys fabricating     stories to bring down your bandmate?! [07:35] Sac     How will you take responsibility for this? [07:37] Tae     Sending you to the Hakata wagon won't     be enough. You'll be sent to Indonesia! [07:41] Shin     Your shitty organization     doesn't exist in Indonesia! [07:45] Tsuk     I don't recall any of that, [07:46] Tsuk     but I guess it's okay if it'll     get me out of this stupid mess. [07:50] Shin     It had zero effect on her! [07:51] Sac     That laid-back attitude of     yours is really annoying! [07:54] Sac     Want me to cast Thwack on you?! [07:55] Sac     Be honest! You want to be center too, right? [07:57] Tsuk     Look, if you wanna play center     field or whatever base in baseball, [08:01] Tsuk     first get nine people to play with! [08:03] Sac     Don't play dumb with me! [08:04] Shin     Knock it off! Your ugly infighting     is weirding out the fans! [08:07] Tae     Oh, wait! [08:08] Sac     We were kidding! That was     just a comedy opening act! [08:11] Sac     Come back! [08:16] Com     Uh, excuse me. Can I just, like, [08:19] Com     take a dump? [08:26] Com     Whoa! It's totally sticking out! [08:28] Shin     We don't need play-by-play for that! [08:30] Com     My poop is as loose and sloppy as     Booger Diamonds 48's morals! [08:33] Com     Their behavior sticks out     so much in the idol sphere, [08:36] Com     both the fans and my poop     scattered all over the place! [08:38] Shin     Quit telling us about how your dump is going! [08:40] Com     Meanwhile, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches     48 are nearly in four digits! [08:46] Com     There's no telling what's going on     behind those bewitching curtains, [08:50] Com     but the fans are being rendered     spineless one after another! [08:53] Bit     It's all over, Booger Diamonds 48. [08:58] Gin     Guess we'll have to do something about     their mystery meet-and-greet after all. [09:02] Shin     Not yet. [09:04] Shin     Booger Diamonds 48 isn't finished yet. [09:09] Shin     Terakado Tsu isn't finished yet! [09:12] Shin     Not as long as the captain     of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub, [09:15] Shin     Shimura Shinpachi, is still here. [09:17] Shin     I'll stop them. [09:20] Shin     So Kagura-chan, Otsu-chan,     the rest is in your hands. [09:27] Bit     Captain of the Terakado Tsu     Fanclub, Shimura Shinpachi. [09:31] Bit     Do you really want a taste     of our meet-and-greet? [09:35] Bit     Did you forget what happened to     your friends when they tried us? [09:41] Shin     Otsu-chan... [09:43] Shin     As long as you keep singing, [09:45] Shin     your fans won't go anywhere. [09:48] Shin     Even back when you didn't have any fans, [09:50] Shin     you still had fun singing on the roadsise. [09:55] Shin     Someone who was given strength     by watching you is still here. [10:01] Shin     Just as your voice has cheered     us on when we were sad and hurt, [10:07] Shin     there's a fan still here who will cheer     you on when you are sad and hurt. [10:13] Shin     If you've lost everything, you can     just start over from that spot. [10:18] Shin     If you'll sing, I'll gladly come     see you there again and again... [10:22] Shin     At that concert hall for just the two of us. [10:26] Shin     No matter what happens, [10:28] Shin     I will be Terakado Tsu's first and last fan. [10:31] Bit     How amusing. [10:33] Bit     By getting through our meet-and-greet, [10:36] Bit     you want to stir up the undecided     fans and that cowardly girl? [10:40] Bit     Well, let's see you try. [10:42] Bit     Just like you wanted, we'll make     you Terakado Tsu's last ever fan [10:46] Bit     by enslaving your heart! [10:48] Shin     Right back at you. [10:50] Shin     I'm Shimura Shinpachi, captain     of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub. [10:53] Shin     Here I come! [10:54] Gin     Sh-Shinpachi! [10:59] Gin     That was quick! [11:00] Gin     What's wrong with you? After all that     big talk, you got destroyed in a flash! [11:03] Gin     You got stripped to your underwear     at an incredible speed! [11:07] Bit     Even her oldest fan and white knight     is just a rotten virgin nerd. [11:11] Bit     Our meet-and-greet can entrance anyone in     one shot, no matter whose fan they are. [11:15] Bit     Now, Terakado Tsu has     not a single fan left... [11:17] Shin     Once I get home, I'm gonna     throw away all my porn mags. [11:22] Shin     But as for Otsu-chan's CDs, [11:25] Shin     I won't throw a single one away. [11:28] Bit     My antenna? Did he... [11:32] Com     Wow, Shimaru has made a successful return! [11:37] Com     And what's going on here? [11:39] Com     Miss Bitchie is suddenly writhing in pain! [11:42] Shin     I thought it was strange how one handshake [11:46] Shin     could turn anyone into a Galaxy     Kingdom Bitches 48 fanatic. [11:49] Shin     Selling dreams is your job? [11:51] Shin     That's not it. [11:56] Shin     What you were showing them was just an     illusion, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48! [12:02] Bit     C-Curse you! [12:04] Com     Having lost her antenna, Miss Bitchie     has turned into a different person! [12:08] Com     Th-That's not all! From behind     the bewitching curtains, [12:11] Com     unfamiliar uggo idols are     tumbling out one after another! [12:14] Taka     Shin-chan's right. [12:17] Taka     Fans of any other idol would've been fine, [12:20] Taka     but you ran out of luck when     you picked a fight with us. [12:23] Taka     Your brainwashing won't work on us. [12:26] Taka     Because... [12:27] Taka     We're the universe's greatest fans     of the universe's greatest idol! [12:30] Taka     Because we're the Terakado     Tsu Fanclub, dynamite! [12:34] Shin     Taka-chin! Guys! [12:36] Com     C-Can you believe it? The Terakado     Tsu Fanclub is back in action! [12:41] Com     With their sheer love for Otsu-chan, they     exposed the brainwashing shenanigans! [12:47] G     No way! [12:48] G     Our number one idols in the universe! [12:50] G     The shocking truth is making the     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches fans waver! [12:54] G     Wait, the count went down to zero! [12:57] G     It has been deemed invalid     due to brainwashing! [13:00] G     Booger Diamonds 48 have pulled off     an miraculous last-ditch comeback! [13:04] G     Let it be heard across the universe, men. [13:07] G     Who the universe's greatest idol with     the universe's greatest fans is. [13:14] G     Booger Diamonds 48 Fanclub, let's go! [13:18] G     L-O-V-E Otsu! [13:21] All     L-O-V-E Otsu! [13:24] Shin     L-O-V-E Kagura! [13:27] All     L-O-V-E Kagura! [13:28] G     Let's go cheer them on, too. [13:30] Com     The fanclub's Booger Diamonds 48     chant echoes across the arena. [13:35] Com     Their overwhelming passion [13:37] Com     is infecting the now recovered     Galaxy Kingdom Bitches fans! [13:43] Com     Wh-What's this noise?! [13:49] Bit     How dare you expose an idol's hidden     face, that which mustn't be seen! [13:54] Bit     Mysterious sound waves are being emitted     by all of Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48. [14:00] Bit     If you found out, all we have to     do is brainwash you all once again. [14:05] Bit     Keep dancing within the fantasies that     are idols for the rest of your lives... [14:10] Bit     That's... [14:14] Kag     Looks like this is the kind     of handshake you need. [14:19] Com     Booger Diamonds 48's Kagura     stops Miss Bitchie! [14:24] Com     In these final stages, she's turning     it into an actual fight of hands! [14:27] Com     What are you morons doing?     Hurry up and brainwash... [14:32] GKB     What's this awful noise? [14:34] Tae     The time has come to show you     the fruits of our training. [14:38] Com     Th-That's... [14:39] Tae     Kagura-chan, leave the backing to us! [14:42] Sac     Go grab idol stardom with your hands! [14:44] Com     It's the backing band! [14:46] Com     Diamond Vacuum's overwriting the mystery     sound waves with terrifying dissonance! [14:52] Com     Suffering fans, [14:52] Com     screaming fanclub, [14:54] Com     and groaning backing band. [14:55] Com     All of their fates now rest     in the hands of those two! [14:59] Com     Is this really a meet-and-greet? [15:02] Com     No, this is a battle with their idol careers     on the line! A real meet-and-beat! [15:07] Bit     Do you really think you     have the right to stop us? [15:11] Bit     Showing illusions and brainwashing     is something all idols do. [15:15] Bit     Beneath the surface, idols     are filthy people, too. [15:18] Bit     They hide that filth with cosmetic     surgery and show off their fake beauty. [15:23] Bit     They hide that filth by putting on an     act and showing off their fake purity. [15:28] Bit     The dreams you people are having are     nothing but illusions wrapped in lies! [15:33] Bit     All we did was perfect those illusions     and make them more beautiful! [15:38] Bit     And we did it to show you the     dreams that you wanted to see! [15:42] Gin     You can't call those dreams. [15:47] Gin     It's just giving up. [15:49] Gin     Sure, idols dig their nostrils,     take dumps, and have , too. [15:55] Gin*     They cause scandals at times and     get down in the dumps at others. [15:59] Gin     But to make their pathetic selves     stand proud in the spotlight, [16:04] Gin     they discipline themselves, strive to     improve, and struggle to stand on stage. [16:09] Gin     You laugh that off as a mere illusion? [16:12] Gin     Well, you're wrong. [16:15] Gin     That's not an illusion. It's an ideal. [16:19] Gin     The dream to crawl toward one's ideal. [16:23] Gin     That's what idols are all about. [16:25] Gin     Just like samurai, [16:28] Gin     they're seekers of the ultimate dream. [16:32] Tsu     Sorry to keep you waiting, menthol. [16:36] Gin     And what those morons are having [16:39] Gin     is a real dream they're     pursuing with their idols. [16:42] Bit     I-It can't be. Why is she here? [16:45] Kag     Idols really are best in a group. [16:49] Kag     Our diamond is shining     especially bright right now, [16:52] Kag     thanks to us massive boogers. [16:56] Bit     Did they believe that she would come here? [17:00] Bit     Were we—no, was this entire     event and its ugly battles— [17:06] Bit     just a massive booger to make the     diamond called Otsu shine brighter?! [17:11] Bit     You were using us all along?! [17:13] Tsu     Kagura-chan! Guys! [17:16] Kag     Otsu. [17:17] Kag     It wasn't for long, but I had     fun being an idol with you. [17:22] Kag     Let them hear it... Our     Booger Diamonds 48's song. [17:27] Kag     The song of real idols, which can blow     away all illusions and brainwashing! [17:31] Bit     Y-You little! [17:34] Kag     Guys! Don't let some illusion control you! [17:38] Kag     Take back your dreams! [17:41] Kag     Listen to our song! [17:43] Kag     And... [17:44] Kag     Even if you hate Booger Diamonds 48, [17:48] Kag     please don't come to hate Terakado Tsu! [18:01] Tsu     Please lend me your ears. [18:02] Tsu     Fellow members who have walked with me, [18:05] Tsu     fans who have cheered me on, [18:07] Tsu     and rivals who have competed with me. [18:11] Tsu     All of you have been my pillar of support. [18:15] Tsu     You are all part of Booger Diamonds 48,     and I dedicate this song to you. [18:19] Tsu     This is An Idol's Badge of Honor. [18:21] [SONG] Song     La la la, idol [18:27] [SONG] Song     La la la, idol [18:33] [SONG] Song     Accel, consul, it's dreams that we sell [18:39] [SONG] Song     Idol, idol, idling [18:42] [SONG] Song     Even on the edge, we've got the handling [18:53] [SONG] Song     That scandal back then [18:59] [SONG] Song     Was a summer sentence [19:05] [SONG] Song     I know it's do or die, yes [19:10] [SONG] Song     I could end up doing pillow business [19:16] [SONG] Song     Even that day of the month is safe and secure [19:22] [SONG] Song     Scarlet, blood ruby, an idol's badge of honor [19:31] [SONG] Song     La la la, idol [19:37] [SONG] Song     La la la, idol [19:42] [SONG] Song     Foot soldier, loot and plunder, pillow seller [19:48] [SONG] Song     Idol, idol, idling [19:51] [SONG] Song     We can't swerve around aging SIGN    Oedo Dome [20:04] Bit     How ironic it is [20:05] Bit     that the stage on which an idol     stands to give people dreams [20:09] Bit     is built on the wrecks of     countless other dreams. [20:13] Bit     But that's why she shines brightly,     like a lone star in the dark. [20:19] Bit     She will walk over our dreams     and those of her friends [20:23] Bit     and continue down this path     of chaos we call idol stardom. [20:28] Bit     I don't know if you'll be able to     make up for what you've sacrificed. [20:32] Bit     You just let go of a talent     that could surpass Otsu. [20:37] Bit     She has the ruthlessness     to take down her enemies, [20:40] Bit     and the selflessness to cast     herself aside to help her friends. [20:44] Bit     A diamond covered in boogers,     with two totally contrasting faces. [20:47] Shin     Gin-san, Kagura-chan! [20:49] Shin     Wait a second. Aren't you gonna watch? [20:49] OMom     Yeah. I asked her if she     would like to keep at it, [20:53] Gin     Damn it, I couldn't make any money again. [20:54] OMom     but she refused, saying she was     already part of an idol group. [20:58] OMom     It's too bad, but she's fine that way. [21:02] OMom     I mean, she shines brightest     in that group of three. [21:10] Song     Beyond all the cigarettes,     alcohol, and shaved heads, [21:16] Song     the one who filled me     with passion again was... [21:18] [SONG] Song     It was you, you, you [21:28] Tsu     Thenk you. [22:58] [SONG] TV     Knock it off already [23:03] G     Otsu-chan really is cute. [23:06] G     But there's something off about her lately. [23:09] G     Look at what she started doing,     even though she's an idol. [23:13] G     Apparently, she was influenced by     an idol group she really loves. [23:18] G     A group that disbanded right     after making its debut. [23:22] G     What was it called, again? [23:23] Kag     Booger Diamonds 48. [23:26] G     That's it! The phantom idol     group, Booger Diamonds 48! [23:33] Kag     It's no phantom. [23:35] Kag     It remains in my heart [23:39] Kag     as the idol group of dreams! SIGN    Preview [23:45] Tama     Just to let you know in advance, [23:47] Tama     this isn't a sales promotion     for our upcoming game. SIGN    The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games Is Paper-Thin [23:50] Tama     We're just messing around. SIGN    There you have it, SIGN    so keep that in mind, all of you. SIGN    Next time, we're again going with wave, wind, SIGN    and standing all the way! E340 - The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games Is Paper-Thin / Glasses Are a Part of the Soul Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc [01:34] Gin     Gintama Rumble? [01:36] Gin     What the heck is this? SIGN    Enjoy Gintama Rumble in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:38] Shin     What do you mean? It's an upcoming game. [01:41] Shin     Following the success of     the Gintama board game, [01:44] Shin     Bandai Namco went all-out to     make another game adaptation. [01:47] Kag     And it's an actual action game this time,     as you can tell from the "Rumble." [01:51] Kag     It's got tons more money invested     in it than the board game. [01:53] Gin     What's the point of making an action game     when we don't have any special moves? [01:58] Gin     Talk about living in denial. [02:00] Gin     At least it was kinda cute when they     made the board game in desperation. [02:03] Shin     Hey, quit complaining. [02:04] Gin     What's even going on with the rights?     Don't you think this is weird, Bamco? SIGN    Sugar Content [02:08] Shin     Our protagonist discussing our     game is weirder, if you ask me. [02:12] Gin     True, we never really talked about it before. [02:14] Gin     Regardless of who made games about     us or how badly they bombed, [02:19] Gin     we pretended not to notice. [02:21] Shin     Stop being rude, or we'll     never get another game! [02:24] Gin     Besides, the licensed-game genre has     always been a hotbed of shitty games. [02:27] Shin     They're not shitty! They're     made with love and affection! [02:30] Gin     But if we don't produce a hit soon, sponsors     might give up on the whole franchise. [02:37] Gin     That could lead to a reduction of     cross-media promotions and merch [02:40] Gin     and ultimately affect even the anime. [02:42] Shin     Uh, the anime isn't really one to talk. [02:45] Gin     Talk about reckless, making an action game     while we weren't paying attention. [02:49] Gin     It'll be in the bargain bin     within a few months, no doubt. [02:52] Shin     Don't jinx it before the release!     It's gonna sell like hotcakes! [02:55] Gin     I dunno about other Jump protags, [02:57] Gin     but as an adult protag, I'm gonna     point out problems when I see them. [03:01] Shin     You're the biggest problem here! [03:02] Shin     I've never heard of a protag     meddling in his franchise's merch! [03:06] Gin     I'm saying I can't just sit back     and let Bamco handle it all. [03:10] Gin     In this day and age, any protag worth     his salt has to oversee all the merch. [03:15] Gin     On that note... SIGN    The Line Between Godlike Games     and Shitty Games Is Paper-Thin SIGN    Bandai Namco SIGN    Lab A [03:25] Tama     Main system successfully infiltrated. SIGN    Authenticating SIGN    Unlocked [03:31] Tama     Hacking complete. [03:33] Gin     Great. Let's fix up Gintama     Rumble by ourselves. [03:37] Shin     Hey! What do you think you're     doing right before the release?! [03:39] Gin     We're gonna do all we can to make a game     that has a chance of selling a million. [03:43] Shin     Yeah, right! [03:44] Shin     Do you really think we're gonna get away     with sneaking in here and doing whatever? [03:47] Shin     They've almost finished     making a really fun game! SIGN    Gintama Rumble [03:50] Shin     People with no game dev experience     should keep their noses out of this! [03:52] Gin     Don't be naïve. [03:55] Gin     Sure, it might be a fun game. [03:57] Gin     But I wanna ask Bamco this: [03:59] Gin     "Do you guys really want to score a hit?" SIGN    Gintama Rumble [04:02] Gin     If they were serious about it, SIGN    Gintama Rumble [04:06] Gin     this is what would happen, obviously. [04:07] Shin     Like hell! [04:08] Shin     Don't try to claw your way     into a super-hit series! [04:10] Gin     There's a ton of them already,     so nobody'll notice if we slip ourselves in. [04:13] Gin     Can't go wrong Tales-of-ing     basically anything in life. [04:16] Shin     What the hell is "Tales-of-ing"?     What kinda verb is that? [04:19] Gin     Ignoring our crude original work is fine. [04:23] Gin     We're totally up for     Tales-of-ing off of them. [04:26] Shin     More like Tales of hitching     a ride on their backs! [04:29] Shin     Talk about riding on     someone else's coattails! [04:31] Tama     Roger. [04:33] Tama     You want to be carried one way or another. [04:35] Shin     Hey, Tama-san! [04:36] Tama     So switching to a fantasy RPG, basically? [04:41] Shin     Wait a sec! What about the "Rumble" part? SIGN    Gintama Rumble [04:44] Shin     That's the USP of this game, you know! [04:46] Kag     That won't be hard to work around. We can     just name the protag Rumble or something. [04:50] Shin     Who? This will be a Gintama game, right? [04:52] Gin     Great idea. I really hate game     protags who talk too much. [04:58] Gin     In order to provide the best immersion, [05:00] Gin     he should say nothing but     "yes" and "no," like in DQ. [05:04] Gin     So Gin-san doesn't have     to be the protag here. [05:07] Gin     The protag has no personality,     only speaks when required, SIGN    Tales of Rumble [05:10] Gin     and his name is Tales of Rumble. [05:11] Shin     But Rumble's dripping with personality! [05:13] Shin     Even if he doesn't say a word,     his back tells the whole story! SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan SIGN    Snack Otose [05:17] Gin     Rumble comes to Edo, joins Odd Jobs, [05:20] Gin     and rescues the kidnapped     princess with us, is the story. [05:23] Shin     Who would self-insert     into this rugged old man? [05:26] Shin     He's clearly the guy who     normally kidnaps the princess! SIGN    Hello, Rumble. Welcome to Odd Jobs. [05:32] Gin     Hello, Rumble. Welcome to Odd Jobs. SIGN    Before you join, I'd like to know your affinity. Is that okay? [05:36] Gin     Before you join, I'd like to know     your affinity. Is that okay? SIGN    I'm S I'm M [05:43] Shin     What happened to "yes" and "no"?! [05:45] Shin     How many things could you     respond to with that?! [05:47] Gin     All an RPG protag needs to     say is whether he's S or M. [05:52] Gin     That'd let him choose his     size at the armor shop, too. SIGN    Which size armor would you like? SIGN    I'm M [05:56] Gin     Rumble's L-sized, though. [05:58] Shin     What's the point, then? The leather     armor would be too tight on him! [06:01] Gin     Also, you recover HP at Starbecks, not     inns, giving the game a modern, hip feel. [06:07] Gin     The options should come in handy there, too. SIGN    Would you like that in short, tall, or grande? [06:12] Shin     He can't order anything! [06:13] Shin     The grande and stuff is too trendy     for him! He's freaking out! [06:16] Gin     Don't worry. HP might be difficult, [06:19] Gin     but buying rope and candles from the     item shop will let you recover MP. SIGN    I'm M [06:23] Shin     That's Masochist Points! [06:25] Shin     Why is "M" the only choice     you can make in this game?! [06:27] Shin     Hey! Who the hell would want     to control such a gross protag? [06:31] Gin     Relax. It only looks so graphic     because this is a cinematic scene. [06:38] Gin     Most of the time, he'll be super-deformed. [06:40] Shin     The protag is practically a corpse? [06:42] Gin     Games these days are too reliant on FMVs. [06:46] Gin     Graphics only need to be     detailed in climactic scenes. [06:48] Gin     The rest of the time, they should be     left up to the player's imagination. SIGN    Shinpachi: "Big trouble, Gin-san!" [06:53] Shin     What do you think you're     leaving to imagination?! [06:55] Shin     What happened to the body? Are you saying     that's a waste of resources, too?! SIGN    Someone kidnapped the princess. [06:59] Shin     Hey! Why're the glasses     dragging a coffin around?! [07:01] Shin     Does it mean what I think it means?! [07:03] Kag     With that, we've got a full party. [07:05] Gin     Yeah. The four of them will     now begin their adventure. SIGN    Gintoki Kagura Rumble Shinpachi [07:10] Shin     They've practically been wiped out from     the start! Hurry up and visit the church! SIGN    A monster appeared. [07:15] Kag     Look, an enemy. SIGN    Rotten Shades (38) ATK DEF WORK [07:17] Shin     Why is everyone, ally or enemy, a corpse?! [07:20] Shin     Why is Hasegawa-san a monster?! [07:22] Gin     That's not Hasegawa-san.     It's Rotten Shades (38). [07:25] Shin     So Hasegawa-san, then! SIGN    Rotten Shades calls for backup... SIGN    Rotten Shades calls for backup... but no help arrives. SIGN    Rotten Shades calls for backup... SIGN    Rotten Shades calls for backup... but no help arrives. SIGN    Rotten Shades calls for backup... SIGN    Rotten Shades calls for backup... but no help arrives, obviously. [07:42] Shin     Somebody help him! SIGN    Rotten Shades is defeated. [07:47] Shin     What did he even show up for?     All he's done is embarrass himself! SIGN    Rotten Shades gets up and looks at you like he wants work. Will you give him a job? [07:53] Shin     "He wants work"?     What's that supposed to mean? [07:55] Shin     Wait, is he gonna join the party?     You can save the Rotten Shades? SIGN    I'm S [08:00] Shin     Somebody save him! [08:02] Shin     I don't see a choice to     save Rotten Shades (38)! [08:06] Gin     Games have gotten too indifferent     to killing and looting, right? [08:10] Gin     You kill monsters for XP and open     chests in strangers' homes for items. [08:16] Gin     By giving the players a     choice in this scenario, [08:19] Gin     we want them to learn how much     people sin in everyday life. [08:22] Shin     Can we really make kids play a game     where they finish off a half-dead guy? [08:26] Gin     Our lives are being supported     by countless deaths. [08:29] Gin     We wanna teach kids that through this game. [08:32] Gin     So the more Rotten Shades you kill,     the more coffins you'll be dragging around. [08:36] Shin     We don't need any more corpses! [08:39] Shin     This is so depressing, it'll only     make people lose motivation to play! SIGN    Gintoki Kagura Rumble Shinpachi [08:43] Kag     We lost HP. [08:45] Kag     What caused it? SIGN    Gintoki Job: NEET [08:48] Gin     Looks like I got infected by NEET in     the fight against the Rotten Shades. [08:52] Sign     Why is NEET a poison-like status effect? [08:55] Gin     It reduces the motivation stat to zero,     preventing the use of items or heals. SIGN    ATK     DEF     MOT     WALK [09:00] Gin     You also lose the energy to walk,     so HP is gradually lost. [09:04] Gin     And eventually... SIGN    The party is wiped out. [09:09] Shin     NEET is way too scary! [09:11] Gin     Of course it is. Being a NEET is terrifying. [09:15] Gin     You know how a lot of people are goofing     off after finishing their education lately? [09:19] Gin     We want to show them how     important it is to work. [09:22] Shin     But you're not. All you're showing     them is an absurd fear of NEETdom! SIGN    Enquiries [09:26] Gin     Don't worry. Those who are up for     the fight will get another chance. SIGN    This is Hello Work. We can refer you to a workplace. [09:33] Shin     What? You come back to life     at Hello Work, not a church? [09:36] Gin     So long as you never give up,     you can start anew over and over. SIGN    Choose your new job. SIGN    S, please M, please [09:42] Shin     Excuse me! In the end, S and M     are the only jobs I can take! SIGN    Choose quickly. SIGN    Choose quickly. Could you hurry up? [09:51] Gin     Huh? The staff are acting weird. SIGN    It doesn't matter which. SIGN    It doesn't matter which. Come on... SIGN    It doesn't matter which. Come on... Man... This is a pain. SIGN    Hello Work is wiped out. [10:02] Shin     NEET is way too scary! [10:04] Shin     Why has it infected the     Hello Work staff, too?! [10:08] Gin     Sometimes, even Hello Work     people don't wanna work. [10:11] Gin     I wanted to show the player that. [10:13] Shin     Do you wanna make them work or not? SIGN    Edo is wiped out. [10:18] Gin     At this point, all you can     do is reset and start over. [10:21] Shin     Who was it that said you can start     anew so long as you don't give up?! [10:23] Gin     Shaddup! [10:24] Gin     You think you can auto-revive when     you're wiped out? Life ain't that easy! [10:29] Gin     Those of us who grew up on Wizardry [10:31] Gin     had to form another party to go recover     our bodies once we got wiped out. [10:36] Gin     After all that trouble, we'd take     them to the temple to revive, [10:38] Gin     but sometimes we'd fail and     lose our characters forever. [10:40] Shin     Enough with your "back in my day" crap! [10:41] Shin     There's no way modern kids could     deal with this masochistic design! [10:46] Kag     That's it. Making them     reset is going too far. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan SIGN    Snack Otose [10:49] Kag     We can just make them form a     new party to save us NEETs. SIGN    Welcome to Kabuki District, Rumblee. [10:55] Oto     Welcome to Kabuki District, Rumblee. [10:58] Shin     Rumblee?! [11:00] Kag     Rumble had a kid sister. [11:02] Kag     She's come to Kabuki District     in order to save him. [11:04] Shin     I get it! Twin protags! SIGN    I'm impressed by your resolve to save your NEET brother. [11:07] Oto     I'm impressed by your resolve     to save your NEET brother. SIGN    But this town is overrun with NEET now. [11:12] Oto     But this town is overrun with NEET now. SIGN    Rumblee, [11:16] Oto     Rumblee, can you really... SIGN    Rumblee, can you really... SIGN    save your brother?! [11:20] Oto     save your brother?! SIGN    MADAO Hazard [11:30] Voice     MADAO Hazard. [11:33] Shin     It turned into a completely different game! [11:36] Kag     Act Two, Tales of Madao Hazard, [11:39] Kag     is a survival-horror game set in a     Kabuki District taken over by NEETs. [11:45] Shin     Why have NEETs turned into     a resident evil biohazard?! [11:50] Kag     The player must cut through     wave after wave of NEETs. [11:53] Shin     What happened to the girl who     came here to save a NEET?! [11:56] Kag     The objective is to reach NEET Rumble! [12:01] Shin     Rumble's totally become the last boss! SIGN    Oh, no. Shinpachi's been completely consumed. [12:06] Shin     What do you mean, "consumed"?     Just how terrifying is the NEET virus? SIGN    Shinpachi... Rumble... [12:11] Kag     Shinpachi... Rumble... SIGN    Don't give up! There must be a way to make them work! [12:13] Gin     Don't give up! [12:15] Gin     There must be a way to make them work! [12:18] Shin     How come you two get to be Rumblee's     party members and I don't?! SIGN    Fire that thing into their asses. It'll send them flying all the way to Hello Work. [12:26] Mad     Fire that thing into their asses. [12:29] Mad     It'll send them flying all     the way to Hello Work. [12:31] Shin     Hey! Why's the NEET who caused all this     showing up now like he's here to help?! SIGN    However, there's only one work slot open. [12:36] Mad     However, there's only one work slot open. SIGN    Unfortunately, one of the two will be erased along with the NEET virus. [12:39] Mad     Unfortunately, one of the two will     be erased along with the NEET virus. [12:43] Shin     Say what?! SIGN    Press A for Shinpachi-kun. Press B for Rumble. [12:45] Mad     Press A for Shinpachi-kun.     Press B for Rumble. SIGN    Press A for Shinpachi-kun. Press B for Rumble. Now, choose one! [12:49] Mad     Now, choose one! [12:51] Shin     H-How are you supposed to choose— SIGN    I'm S [12:59] Shin     You too?! [13:01] Shin     In the end, all three NEETs got wiped out! [13:04] Shin     Can both siblings only speak in S and Ms?! [13:06] Shin     How the hell were they raised?! [13:09] Kag     There you have it. [13:11] Gin     Pretty good. [13:13] Shin     Like hell it is! [13:14] Shin     This game has nothing to do     with even the G of Gintama! [13:17] Shin     And what happened to the stuff about     the kidnapped princess, anyway?! [13:20] Gin     The princess doesn't exist anymore.     Everyone turned into a NEET. [13:24] Shin     Just how half-assed is this story?! [13:28] Tama     Shinpachi-sama... [13:29] Tama     The kidnapped princess, and the     slain Rumble and friends... [13:33] Tama     There's one way to recover them all. [13:36] Shin     Really, Tama-san? [13:38] Tama     The princess is fine. [13:40] Tama     Funnily enough, she escaped the NEET     outbreak because she was kidnapped. [13:45] Tama     She was being held captive     by terrifying monsters [13:48] Tama     in a world where no living     person can ever set foot. [13:58] Shin     D-Don't tell me... [14:00] Tama     Yes. In order to gain tickets to     the afterlife and save the princess, [14:06] Tama     Rumble and gang risked their lives     and separated their bodies and souls. [14:10] Tama     Their new forms showed no traces     of the time they spent as MADAOs. [14:16] Tama     History would come to know them as... SIGN    Super MADAO Brothers [14:22] Shin     Forget recovering anything!     It just made an even bigger mess! [14:25] Shin     Are you seriously going to start     a third act at this point? [14:28] Shin     How many coattails are you     people gonna crap on?! [14:31] Tama     But they've found work as plumbers now,     and the princess will be rescued, too. [14:36] Tama     Everyone will be saved. [14:37] Shin     Not Bamco! [14:39] Gin     Okay, fine. We'll move on to a guy named     Bamco Lord van Damme as the protag and— [14:43] Shin     Enough! [14:47] G     So we can either go with something like     this or the action game showed before. SIGN    Gintama Rumble Pitch [14:53] G     Which should we release, President? SIGN    Bandai Namco [14:59] Prez     I'm S! [15:11] Tae     Take care. [15:27] Shin     Uh, something seems off. SIGN    Glasses Are a Part of the Soul SIGN    Zoff's Eyewear [15:39] Zo     So, what kind of glasses are you looking for? [15:43] Zo     Normal ones like these. [15:45] Zo     I broke them while half-asleep. [15:48] Zo     All the trendy stores are too expen—wait,     don't take it the wrong way! [15:52] Zo     It's fine. We place more importance     on visibility than appearance. [16:00] Zo     Glasses take the place of their     wearer's eyes to see things. [16:04] Zo     They're a second pair of eyes. [16:09] Zo     Why don't you try these? [16:12] Zo     They have a bit of a rock style, though. [16:14] Shin     Uh, is this really rock? [16:16] Zo     They're called the Curr Sedd Glasses. [16:19] Shin     Curr Sedd Glasses? [16:21] Zo     These will let you see through all the     world's truths clearly and distinctly. [16:29] Shin     Clearly and distinctly? [16:30] Zo     Indeed. [16:32] Zo     All of nature and creation,     clearly and distinctly. [16:36] Shin     Uh, this goes beyond clearly and distinctly. [16:38] Shin     I'm clearly and distinctly seeing     things that I shouldn't be seeing. [16:42] Shin     "Curr Sedd Glasses"? [16:44] Shin     These are just cursed glasses! SIGN    Guardian Spirit [16:50] Vo     Guardian spirit. [16:51] Shin     It started analyzing things! SIGN    Guardian spirits are spirits that follow a person or other entity and protect them. Also known as tutelary deities or guardian angels. SIGN    Guardian spirits are spirits that follow a person or other entity and protect them. Also known as tutelary deities or guardian angels. -Extract from Vikipedia [16:58] Shin     It just copy-pasted from Vikipedia?! [17:00] Shin     Why can I see guardian spirits?     These glasses are no joke! [17:04] Shin     And I can't unequip these cursed glasses! [17:07] Shin     That geezer! [17:09] Shin     What the hell does he think he's sold me?! [17:11] Shin     He'll pay for this! [17:14] Shin     Th-The store's gone... [17:19] Shin     No way. [17:21] Shin     Was that store itself an     otherworldly eyewear store? [17:25] Shin     What am I to do? SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [17:28] Shin     Gin-san! [17:29] Shin     Please help me! [17:32] Gin     What? [17:33] Gin     I can't deal with all     this noise so early, man. [17:36] Gin     What is it? You see something scary? SIGN    One word and you're dead. [17:44] Shin     N-No, it's nothing. [17:47] Shin     There was a huge one here, too! [17:50] Shin     Gin-san has one crazy guardian spirit! [17:53] Gin     What's wrong with you?     Do you wanna be killed? [17:56] Shin     I-I'm sorry. Please don't kill me. [17:59] Gin     Seriously, what's gotten into you? [18:01] Shin     Spirit, nothing! That's practically a monster! [18:03] Shin     Has this thing always been by Gin-san's     side since the anime started 10 years ago? [18:08] Gin     I'm busy as shit this morning, y'know. [18:10] Gin     I have so much to do, even an     extra arm wouldn't be enough. [18:13] Shin     But you're using six arms! [18:15] Shin     Your guardian spirit's helping     you with your morning stuff! [18:18] Gin     You should hurry up and get ready, too. [18:22] Gin     We're being forced to take part     in the neighborhood sports meet. SIGN    Chew well. SIGN    What about rice? Want a normal serving or large? [18:25] Shin     What're you, a mom?! [18:26] Shin     And what does this look     like without the glasses? [18:29] Gin     Oh, the miso soup moved. [18:31] Shin     A guardian spirit was behind the     moving miso soup phenomenon? [18:35] Gin     I need to take a dump. [18:36] Shin     That's how the morning     call of nature worked?! [18:40] Gin     Huh? Hey, who forgot to flush their poop?! [18:45] Shin     The unflushed poop was a guardian spirit's?! [18:49] Shin     I-I had no idea [18:51] Shin     that they were supporting     our lifestyles this way. [18:54] Shin     But who knows what'd happen     to me if I exposed this? [18:58] Shin     Anyway, I can't believe Gin-san     had such a rugged guardian spirit. [19:02] Shin     No wonder he's so strong. [19:05] Shin     Is he an ancestor of his, or     some god his family worshiped? SIGN    Guardian Spirit Asuraman. [19:09] Voice     Guardian Spirit Asuraman. SIGN    Guardian Spirit Asuraman.     Sakata Gintoki's guardian spirit.     The spirit of Ginnikuman erasers     he got from capsule machines as a kid. [19:12] Shin     He was a Ginraser spirit?! [19:14] Shin     What the hell do you mean,     an eraser's spirit?! SIGN    He got seven Asuramans, so he threw away six. The vengeful malice of the six formed a spirit that plots to exact revenge on its host when it gets the chance. [19:24] Shin     This is no guardian spirit!     It's just a vengeful ghost! SIGN    Toilet [19:28] Gin     Hey, we're out of toilet paper! SIGN    Special ability: making minor things disappear with its eraser. [19:32] Shin     That's some petty revenge! [19:35] Gin     Shinpachi! Bring me some TP! SIGN    I'll kill you if you bring it!! [19:38] Gin     You there, Shinpachi?! [19:40] Gin     Hey! TP! [19:40] Shin     Sorry, Gin-san, but your guardian spirit     has no intention of guarding you. [19:42] Gin     We're out of toilet paper, Shinpachi! [19:45] Gin     Wake up, Kagura! [19:46] Gin     Bring me toilet paper! [19:49] AA     Quiet. Forget that, bring me booze. [19:54] Shin     Who the hell is this dude?! [19:57] AA     Hup. SIGN    Guardian Spirit Alchu. [20:01] Voice     Guardian Spirit Alchu. SIGN    Guardian Spirit Alchu. Kagura's guardian spirit. The spirit of a pmon that's super popular with kids. [20:03] Shin*     What do you mean, Alchu?     What is it, a ripoff?! SIGN    A miraculous monster born from a collaboration between a drunkard and the Pchu stuffed toy Kagura made as a poor child who wanted to be part of the Pmon fad. [20:11] (Flashback) Kag     No! My Pchu! [20:13] Shin*     That drunkard looks familiar! [20:15] Shin     Actually, the spirit looks     just like him, too! SIGN    Swore absolute loyalty to the shochu that gave birth to him, stays with it, and protects it at all times. [20:21] Shin     He's just an alcoholic! [20:22] Gin     Kagura! TP! [20:24] AA     Oh, shut up. [20:26] AA     Gimme a sec. I'll go call Master. [20:31] AA     Master, shochu on the rocks. [20:32] Shin     Not a master bartender! [20:35] AA     Wake up, Master. [20:37] AA     We're out of shochu, Master. [20:41] Shin     Who wakes someone up like that?! [20:43] Kag     Ew, something stinks! [20:45] Shin     Is that why she always     wakes up in a bad mood?! [20:48] AA     Master, get me sake. [20:51] AA     Sake, sake. Sake, okay? [20:53] AA     Sake, Sakay... [20:54] Kag     So sleepy... [20:55] AA     ...kay. [20:56] Kag     I wanna pee... [20:57] AA     ...kay. [20:58] Kag     Going to the bathroom... SIGN    Since alcohol is his primary source of energy, he's always requesting more sake from his master. [20:59] AA     ...kay. [21:00] Shin     The 'kays were coming from you?! [21:02] Shin     That wasn't a verbal tic? It was     just the ramblings of a drunkard?! [21:09] Kag     Hey, somebody in there? Tell me... [21:10] AA     ...kay. [21:11] Kag     What the heck? There's no response... [21:13] AA     ...kay. [21:13] Shin     Oh, I forgot about Gin-san. SIGN    Guardian Spirit TP Knight [21:18] Voice     Guardian Spirit TP Knight. [21:20] ---     Why are you a spirit now?! SIGN    The ill-will over a lack of TP and nobody bringing it to him brings this spirit of Sakata Gintoki to life every morning. [21:24] Shin     You turn into a spirit over no paper?     You do this crap every morning?! SIGN    While wandering to Matsuto Kiyoshi for toilet paper, it also walks Sadaharu as his makeshift guardian spirit. [21:34] Shin**     You were the one walking Sadaharu?! [21:38] AA     Take care of him. [21:40] Shin     My ass! You guys are totally useless! SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet [21:52] Oto     Thank you all for taking time out of     your busy schedules to be here today. SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet [21:59] Gin     Jeez, why do old men and cabaret     girls have to race one another? [22:06] Shin     Old men and cabaret girls     would be one thing... [22:11] Shin     But all I'm seeing is a     great underworld war! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Guardian Spirits Are Also     a Part of the Soul [23:49] Shin     You know, this isn't even the     right season for a sports meet! SIGN    Taking part in a big sports meet SIGN    while listening to Jingle Bells has its own charm. SIGN    But what becomes of Pachi-boy's glasses, SIGN    which have turned into something quite bizarre? E341 - Guardian Spirits Are Also a Part of the Soul Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Shin     I don't know if that store really existed. [00:08] Shin     At a seemingly cursed eyewear shop, [00:10] Shin     I was sold a pair of Curr Sedd Glasses     that just turned out to be cursed glasses [00:16] Shin     and started seeing all kinds     of spirits haunting our world. [00:19] Shin     Gin-san's guardian spirit, Asuraman. SIGN    One word and you're dead. [00:22] Shin     Kagura-chan's guardian spirit, Alchu. [00:25] Shin     And I have to take part in the     district sports meet in this state. [00:29] Shin     That fierce battle is about to begin! SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet [00:33] Shin     Somebody get these messed-up     glasses off of me! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Slip Arc SIGN    Guardian Spirits Are Also     a Part of the Soul SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet [02:16] Kag     We're on Team White. SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV! [02:18] Kag     The other guys are Team Red. [02:20] Kag     Aw, I wanted to be Red. [02:23] Shin     Uh, in my eyes, [02:26] Shin     they all look like Team     Dripping With Blood Red! [02:30] G     Hey, aren't those guys on Team White? [02:33] G     How about we curse them? [02:34] G     Don't do it. [02:35] G     They're the Asuraman and Alchu's masters. [02:39] G     What? That's them? [02:40] G     Asuraman, killer of 8,000 guardian spirits, [02:42] G     and Alchu, the man who defeated     Admiral Great Spirit Battler? [02:45] Shin     What? Are these guys famous     in guardian-spirit circles? [02:48] G     They mowed down a wave of guardian spirits [02:50] G     and helped their masters win a box of     detergent in the Edo Supermarket Lottery. [02:54] G     They're monsters. [02:56] (Flashback) G     You win fourth prize! [02:58] Shin     Wait, there was a bloodbath     happening even then?! [02:58] (Flashback) Gin     What, just detergent? [03:02] G     But that four-eyes is walking     around without a guardian spirit. [03:05] G     Wanna go curse him? [03:07] G     Even the slightest advantage could     help our masters in Team Red! [03:11] Shin     Wait, don't be hasty!     It's just a sports meet! [03:15] Mad     Hey! [03:16] Mad     That guy's my friend! [03:19] G     Y-You're... [03:20] G     The hero of the Great Discarded     Lunch Box War, MAD— [03:29] Mad     Get lost, scrubs. SIGN    Guardian Spirit MADAO Shades's guardian spirit [03:31] ---     Guardian Spirit MADAO. [03:32] Shin     Wait, you're a guardian spirit?! SIGN    Became a spirit while still a dead man walking. Looks like a normal person at first glance, but the shades are the actual body, and the human is the spirit. Can't do anything without his shades. [03:36] Mad     Are you okay, Shinpachi-kun? [03:37] Shin     No, are you okay?! [03:39] Shin     You became a spirit at some point!     Your shades became the actual body! [03:44] Mad     If things go bad, this sports     meet could lead to deaths. [03:48] Shin     You're already dead, though. SIGN    Prize: 500,000 yen [03:50] Mad     Looks like everyone's hyped after hearing     that the winning team gets a cash prize. [03:55] Mad     Look at that. [03:56] G     H-Hey, Yosaku, what's wrong? [03:58] G     My tummy just started aching. [04:00] G     Pull yourself together. [04:02] G     Kichinosuke! [04:04] Mad     That's the effect of having their     guardian spirits taken out. [04:07] Mad     The fates of guardian spirits and     their masters are intertwined. [04:09] Mad     If a guardian spirit's in trouble,     its master will get in trouble, too. [04:13] G     What the hell happened? [04:14] G     Most of Team White got wiped out! [04:16] Al     Okay. Now we can hog all the prize money. SIGN    I'm gonna kill you guys. [04:19] Shin     It was infighting?! SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet [04:21] MC     Participants are to take their positions. [04:24] MC     The first game is pole basketball. [04:26] MC     Get set, go! [04:31] G     All right! We won't lose to Team White! [04:34] G     Huh? [04:36] G     Take-chan, you've got     something red on your face. [04:38] G     Huh? What is it? SIGN    Kabuki District Association [04:44] Oto     A bonding event like this [04:46] Oto     isn't a bad idea once in a while. [04:48] Shin     What part of this is "bonding"?! [04:50] Shin     Right beside the kids throwing     balls with smiles on their faces, [04:53] Shin     guardian-spirit eyeballs are     flying all over the place! [04:56] Shin     How am I supposed to play this game     while watching a scene out of hell?! [05:00] Shin     Someone get these cursed glasses off of me! [05:03] Kag     Huh? That's weird. [05:05] Kag     We've been throwing ball after ball,     but they're not going in the basket. [05:10] Gin     Is it just me, or did a ball that     was clearly going in just rebound? [05:13] Kag     It's like there's something invisible     in the basket already. [05:17] Shin     No... [05:19] Shin     There's a haunting spirit     living in the basket! [05:21] Shin     What the hell are you doing     up there, Hasegawa-san?! [05:23] Mad     R-Run away... [05:25] Kag     Get in! [05:27] Gin     Why won't they go in? [05:28] Shin     Wait! You may not see him,     but Hasegawa-san's in there! [05:33] Mad     Team Red has a crazy guardian spirit, too! [05:38] Mad     A real monster! [05:42] Shin     Gin-san's guardian spirit! [05:45] Kag     What's wrong? [05:46] Kag     Shinpachi! Gin-chan suddenly... [05:50] Shin     No way. Don't tell me... [05:53] Tae     Fancy running into you here, Shin-chan. [05:56] Tae     You're all taking part, too? [05:58] Tae     Unfortunately, it looks like     we're on opposing teams. [06:03] Tae     But let's play fair and have fun, okay? [06:14] Shin     What part of this is fair?! [06:16] Shin     You have an S-ranked OP monster     as a guardian spirit! SIGN    Guardian Spirit Dark Thousand-Armed Kannon [06:21] Voice     Guardian Spirit Dark Thousand-Armed Kannon. [06:23] Shin     What kind of lifestyle did you lead to     get haunted by a spirit like that, Sis?! SIGN    Shimura Tae's Guardian Spirit The thousands of eggs she burned to death came together to form this spirit. [06:29] (Flashback) Tae     Oh, no. I burned it again. [06:31] Shin     It's the resentment of omelets?! [06:32] Shin     Just how deep must their grudge be     to turn them into that monster?! SIGN    Karma causes her to be haunted by Dark Kannon. She's put under the Dark Matter Curse, which burns everything she touches pitch-black. [06:36] (Flashback) Tae     Oh, no. I burned the fish, too. [06:39] Shin     The dark matter was the result of a curse?! SIGN    She's also put under the Yada Yu Curse, meaning she has to live with a kid brother whose talents have all turned to ash. [06:43] Shin**     Why am I being treated like a curse, too?! SIGN    Battle Points [06:45] Shin     What the hell are battle points? [06:47] Shin     I didn't know we had such     a pretentious system! SIGN    (But if brother is present,     BP is reduced by 2,000.) [06:50] Shin     Could the brother be any more of a burden?! [06:53] Shin     That arm I got a glimpse of back     then was one of its thousand arms? [06:57] Shin     I can't believe it took out     Asuraman and Alchu in a flash. [07:01] Shin     It's only the first match,     and we're half-dead already. [07:03] Kag     We got food poisoning, too? [07:06] Shin     There's no way we can beat     a monster like that. [07:08] Tae     Oh, we're out of balls. [07:11] Tae     Staff, could we please get some more balls? [07:14] Kon     Coming right up. We have     all the balls you want. [07:17] Kon     Do you want red balls, white balls, [07:21] Kon     or... [07:23] Kon     my ballsck? SIGN    Guardian Spirit Ten-Thousand Vajra Ball Bodhisattva Ballsck's guardian spirit. [07:29] Voice     Guardian Spirit Ten-Thousand     Vajra Ball Bodhisattva. [07:32] Shin     What kinda guardian spirit is that?! SIGN    Along with being the guardian spirit of Kondo's ballsck, it's also the guardian spirit of Shimura Tae's guardian spirit. [07:35] Shin     What do you mean, the guardian*     spirit of a guardian spirit? SIGN    The thousands of sticky eggs that Kondo Isao wrapped in tissues and killed came together to form this spirit. [07:39] Shin     What eggs are you talking about?! SIGN    The karma from that puts him under the Stalker Curse, which makes him a devious stalker with a sticky body. [07:42] Shin     Don't try to blame a     curse for your stalking! SIGN    His resemblance to gorillas has nothing to do with any curses. [07:46] Shin     Blame a curse for that*! SIGN    Gorilla Points [07:50] Shin     Hey, what the hell are gorilla points?! SIGN    But if Shimura Tae     is present, 2x GP. [07:53] Shin     Why'd it double? Don't*     count Sis as a gorilla! [07:56] Kon     Make your choice: red balls,     white balls, or my ballsck. [07:59] Kon     Which will you pick? [08:01] Tae     In that case, [08:02] Tae     I'll use your soul balls as actual balls. [08:10] MC     Time's up! [08:11] MC     Both teams have scored     zero balls. It's a draw. [08:14] Shin     We tied! [08:16] Shin     Thanks to the moron,     we somehow managed to tie! [08:19] Shin     B-But how will we play the next game? [08:22] Shin     Gin-san, Kagura-chan,     we can't go any further. [08:24] Shin     Let's retire. Enough of     this sports meet from hell. [08:28] Gin     Don't be stupid. There's     prize money riding on this. [08:30] Gin     Besides... [08:32] MC     The next game is the     three-legged obstacle race. [08:35] Gin     As you heard, the next event     relies on cooperation. [08:38] Gin     We can get through this     with each other's help. [08:40] Shin     Uh, you need the help of your guardian*     spirits most, and they've been taken out. [08:44] Shin     Damn it. [08:45] Shin     I'm the only one who can see them.     I have to do something. [08:50] Al     I can't believe a god-level guardian     spirit is taking part in a sports meet. SIGN    It seems we'll have to go out all-out, too. [08:55] Al     Yeah. We have no choice     but to do that, Asuraman. [08:59] Shin     Do what? Do you have an idea? [09:01] Al     If our masters are going three-legged, [09:04] Al     we'll just do the same. [09:07] Al     Guardian Fusion! [09:08] Sign     Guardian Fusion [09:11] Shin     Fusion?! SIGN    Guardian Fusion refers to the phenomenon where multiple guardian spirits fuse together to form a stronger one. SIGN    When Asuraman and Alchu do the Guardian Fusion dance, SIGN    they protect Odd Jobs SIGN    by evolving into a     divine guardian spirit. SIGN    Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO (MAd DAmnation Omen) [09:27] Voice     Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO. [09:30] Shin     Something else got mixed in! [09:43] Voice     Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO. SIGN    MADAO: A guardian spirit accidentally born when a fly joined the Guardian Fusion. Currently unemployed. [09:46] Shin     We forgot about the fly in the basket! SIGN    The three spirit's powers have combined, meaning it's an unemployed alcoholic that can only communicate with a whiteboard. [09:52] Shin     It's just a fusion of all their problems! SIGN    Battle Points [09:56] Shin     Whoa, that's super high! SIGN    (But on days when it lacks     the motivation to work, BP     is reduced by 31999.) [09:58] Shin     So it's trash all 365 days of the year! [10:00] MC     Participants, are you ready? [10:03] Shin     Crap. [10:04] Shin     The race is about to begin. [10:06] MC     Three-legged obstacle race! Get set, go! [10:12] Shin     Not a single group's running on three legs! [10:15] Shin     What the hell is this creepy game? [10:17] Shin     Is this how three-legged     races have always worked? [10:20] Shin     But we might have a shot here. [10:21] Shin     Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO is a quadruped. [10:23] Shin     It's perfect to ride on! [10:27] Shin     That's how it walks?! [10:30] Shin     What I thought was its face     was actually its sole?! [10:32] Shin     It's gonna take more than a hundred     years to cross the finish line! [10:35] Shin     Get off! You're sure to     go much faster that way! SIGN    Hey, taxi. [10:40] Shin     Don't try to hail a cab! [10:45] Kat     Gintoki, Leader. What are you doing here? [10:49] Kat     Want a ride on my guardian spirit? [10:51] Voice     Guardian Spirit... SIGN    Guardian Spirit Katsulla Not Corolla [10:53] Kat     Katsulla Not Corolla. [10:55] Shin     Why is a Corolla your guardian spirit?! SIGN    Katsura Kotaro's guardian spirit. When he got in a traffic accident, his soul was     split in two. One half entered a Corolla, and the other was bound for hell,     but was given a ride to his body by the Corolla and safely made it through. [11:00] Shin     But it didn't! Half his soul is still gone! SIGN    Ever since, he kept the spirit of the car around even after it went out of service, used it to escape in emergencies, and came to be known as Runaway Kotarou. [11:07] Shin     Runaway Kotarou was running     away in a Corolla?! SIGN    In return for that power, he would be put under the Katsura Not Zura Curse, meaning he had to always drag the Corolla around with his hair and abuse his hair roots to the limit. [11:13] Shin     You were always pushing     yourself to the extreme? [11:15] Shin     The "I'm not Zura, I'm Katsura"     thing always bothered you? [11:18] Kat     What's wrong? Aren't you getting on, Gintoki? [11:20] Gin     Uh, get on what? [11:21] Kat     Right. We're on opposite sides now. [11:24] Kat     I'll be waiting for you     at the finish line, then! [11:27] Shin     Is that even allowed?! [11:28] Shin     They're the biggest obstacles     in this obstacle race! SIGN    Danger     Demons [11:33] MC     Whoa, an explosion! [11:35] MC     They've run into the talisman area,     which fends off all wicked beings! [11:40] Kat     Corolla! [11:41] Shin     What the hell is a talisman area?! [11:43] Shin     Why are talismans part of an obstacle race?! [11:46] Shin     They're clearly out to     get the guardian spirits! [11:52] Shin     They're all passing on one after     another! What's with this sports meet? [11:55] Kat     Hang in there, Corolla.     I won't leave you behind. [11:59] Shin     The master's carrying his guardian     spirit! Talk about role reversal! [12:03] Hij     Now! [12:05] MC     Whoa! There's another pair in hot pursuit! [12:08] Hij     Katsura, your time's up! Surrender     to the long arm of the law! [12:12] Shin     Why're you guys running on three legs, too?! [12:12] Bo     One, two... One, two... [12:15] Kat     They were waiting for the     moment my Corolla broke down? [12:19] Kat     Of all the cowardly schemes! [12:21] Hij     Keep talking! [12:22] Hij     You dug your own grave by taking part     in a sports meet as a Joi Rebel! [12:26] Shin     You're one to talk, cop taking     part in a sports meet! [12:28] Kat     But can you two cross this talisman area? [12:32] Kat     If you can't, you'll never     catch me and my Corolla! [12:38] Kat     Wha... [12:38] MC     Wait, what's going on here? The talismans! [12:43] Kat     Impossible! You're negating the talismans? [12:47] Kat     Don't tell me, your guardian spirit... [12:51] Kat     It's Western?! SIGN    Guardian Ghost Mayorati Not Maserati [12:52] Voice     Guardian Ghost... [12:53] Hij     Mayorati Not Maserati. [12:55] Shin     That's it? It's a foreign brand?! [12:59] Kat     A foreign car, not a domestic one? Of course     Japanese talismans wouldn't affect it! [13:04] Kat     That guardian spirit is cheating! [13:06] Shin     Your guardian spirits are Corolla     and Maserati! You're all cheating! SIGN    Hijikata Toshiro's guardian spirit. The spirit of a rich man's Maserati he ruined by pouring mayonnaise in its tank as a prank back when he was a bad boy. SIGN    Due to that, he was put under the Mayorati Curse, meaning he has to intake mayonnaise at regular intervals. [13:15] Shin     You were cursed, too?! [13:17] Shin     Why are all your character     traits made up of curses?! [13:20] (Flashback) Hij     Hold it! SIGN    He was also put under the V-Shaped Bangs Curse, meaning his bangs are always being pulled by a Maserati, putting him at risk of balding. [13:24] Shin     Of course they'd call you     the demonic vice chief! [13:26] Hij     Katsura! [13:27] Hij     You're done for now! [13:29] Hij     We've got this race in the bag! [13:31] Shin     What happened to catching him?! [13:36] MC     Whoa, the Shinsengumi have     come to a standstill! [13:40] MC     Is that... a cross?! [13:43] MC     It's a godly trap that can fend off     wicked beings from overseas, too! [13:47] Shin     They even have an obstacle like that?! [13:49] MC     Actually, upon closer inspection,     it looks like the letter T? [13:51] Oki     What're you doing, Hijikata-san? [13:54] Oki     Could you move your leg already? [13:56] Oki     If you waste too much time, [13:58] Oki     I'll rip that leg of yours right off. SIGN    Divine Guardian Spirit Tormenting Sadist [14:02] Voice     Divine Guardian Spirit... [14:03] Oki     Tormenting Sadist. [14:05] Shin     It was your doing?! [14:06] Shin     What kind of god is named Tormenting Sadist?! [14:08] (Flashback) Oki     I hear Maserati can run on mayonnaise, too. [14:11] (Flashback) Hij     Don't be stupid. [14:13] Shin     You were the mastermind     who ruined the Maserati? SIGN    After he tricked Hijikata Toshiro and was tied up and left deep in the mountains, SIGN    he met a god in the dark. [14:18] (Flashback) T     Do you want revenge? [14:19] (Flashback) Oki     Wh-Who's there? [14:21] (Flashback) T     I'm you. The very darkness within you. [14:25] Shin     It's basically a devil! SIGN    It's stuck in Hijikata Toshiro's body and is sucking up his life force. [14:30] Shin     That's one disturbing guardian spirit! [14:32] Kat     This is our chance, Elizabeth. [14:34] Kat     We've made it past the talisman area. [14:36] Kat     Now to overtake them in     one go with our Corolla! SIGN    Divine Guardian Spirit God of Toilets [14:45] Voice     Divine Guardian Spirit God of Toilets. SIGN    Elizabeth's guardian spirit. A god he gave birth to in order to escape reality while cleaning the toilet. SIGN    Cleans up all impurities, whether the toilet is Japanese or Western style. [14:51] Shin     You're getting in your partner's way, too?! SIGN    Bleaurgh [14:52] Kat     Corolla! My Corolla! [14:55] Hij     Damn it, what's going on?     I can't move my legs! [14:58] Shin     Why are both of them running three-legged     with their biggest obstacles? [15:04] MC     Time's up! The game is over! SIGN    Finish Line [15:06] MC     Neither team has crossed the     finish line. It's a draw. [15:10] Shin     Like we could ever cross it! [15:12] Shin     All we're getting are guardian-spirit     corpses and injured people! [15:16] Shin     We really should retire. [15:17] BG     This way! [15:17] Shin     Any more would be... [15:21] Shin     Was that the eyewear seller just now? [15:23] Gin     Hey, what's wrong, Shinpachi? [15:26] Shin     He was here. Is he taking     part in the sports meet? [15:30] Shin     Where is he? Where'd he go? [15:32] MC     Let's move on to the next event. [15:34] MC     We had a bread-eating race, [15:37] MC     a scavenger hunt, and a cavalry     battle planned after this, [15:40] MC     but due to a lack of participants, we'll     combine all of these into one final game. [15:45] MC     The team that eats the opponent's bread and     protects its own bread to the end wins. SIGN    Grandpa's dentures [15:50] MC     But you can borrow the items written     on the papers strewn about the course [15:56] MC     and eat them or use them as a weapon. [15:59] MC     Additionally, the member riding on top [16:03] MC     doesn't have to be human. [16:04] Shin     Using guardian spirits is tacitly allowed?! [16:07] Shin     What's the meaning of this? What do     those people think they're carrying?! [16:12] Shin     But maybe... [16:14] Shin     Maybe the eyewear seller is among them. [16:16] Shin     If I find him, I might be able     to take off these cursed glasses. [16:21] Gin     Listen, Shinpachi. [16:23] Gin     Even if you're hungry, don't     you dare touch that bread. [16:26] MC     Get set, go! [16:31] Shin     Wait, I'm riding?! [16:32] Shin     You think I'm a spirit?! [16:35] Shin     They're really gonna make me a spirit! [16:42] Shin     MADAO! [16:44] Shin     It was struggling so much to move     before, but to protect me... SIGN    Gimme the bread. [16:52] Shin     That's your goal?! [16:53] Shin     Wait, wait! Not this bread! [16:56] Shin     If you want bread, go after the enemy's! [16:58] Shin     The enemy's... [17:00] Shin     The enemy's bread is huge! [17:03] Shin     The enemy's bread is fast! [17:05] Shin     The enemy's bread is a baguette! [17:08] Shin     This isn't working. [17:09] Shin     Let's borrow a weapon, Gin-san.     Pick up a piece of paper. [17:12] Shin     What does it say? Please be a weapon! SIGN    Love and Courage [17:16] Gin     Excuse me. Could any of you     lend us love and courage? [17:21] Gin     We promise to give it back. [17:22] Gin     Love and courage separate is fine, too. [17:24] G     That stuff's always been in your hearts. [17:28] Shin     Bullshit! [17:29] Shin     Sure, they're the greatest weapons one     could have, but they're useless right now! [17:32] Shin     We need something more specific! SIGN    Daddy's Bat [17:35] Kag     Could any of you lend us a daddy's bat? [17:39] Kag     Daddy and bat separate is fine, too, 'kay? [17:42] G     You can use this, then. [17:45] Shin     The daddy and the bat really are separate! [17:47] G     Sasuke, are you sure?     That's a memento of Daddy. [17:50] G     It's fine. I'm sure Daddy up in     heaven will allow it with a smile. [17:54] Shin     Like we could borrow that! [17:55] Shin     Daddy's not smiling at all! He's crying! [17:57] Shin     We need something that's not     Daddy's or something sad! SIGN    Mommy's Jackknife [18:00] G     Can you really wield me? [18:03] Shin     That's just an edgy mommy! [18:04] Shin     That's sad in its own way! SIGN    Grandpa's a Jack [18:08] Shin     Who?! What does he have to do with a weapon?! [18:11] Shin     We need something that's not so complicated! SIGN    Divine Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2 [18:14] Gin     Excuse me. Could any of you lend us a Divine     Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2? [18:20] Shin     The weapon itself is complicated now! [18:22] Kag     God and Death Crimson     separate is fine, too, 'kay? [18:26] Shin     As if anyone would have something     like that at a sports meet! [18:28] G     Sure, if you're okay with mine. [18:30] Shin     You have one? Who the hell are you?! [18:33] Shin     What's a Divine Sword God Death     Crimson Blade Mk. 2 doing here? [18:37] Shin     But we could win the     cavalry battle with this. [18:43] Shin     Why the hell are you eating the Divine     Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2?! SIGN    They said it was okay to eat borrowed items... [18:48] Shin     Do you really get it? This is a Divine     Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2! SIGN    Divine Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2 is a holy sword that purges evil. Any evil that touches the blade will be burned by holy flames. [18:56] Shin     Oh, crap. Because he ate a holy     sword, MADAO's body is... [18:59] Gin     M-My body's losing strength! [19:02] Shin     Gin-san, Kagura-chan! [19:06] Shin     I'm done for! It's all over! [19:13] Shin     Huh? [19:15] Shin     Wh-Where am I? SIGN    Glasses [19:24] Zoff     Your glasses are right here. [19:27] Zoff     I fixed them up nice and good. [19:30] Zoff     However, these glasses are really old. [19:33] Zoff     If you wear them, you'll go back     to not being able to see anything. [19:38] Zoff     Is that all right? [19:41] Zoff     I wanted you to see it at least once... [19:45] Zoff     See the world we live in. [19:49] Zoff     Should you put on these glasses,     you'll never return to this world. [19:55] Zoff     But I want you to remember once     in a while that you three have [20:00] Zoff     Asuraman, [20:02] Zoff     Alchu, [20:05] Zoff     and me by your side. [20:11] Zoff     We're always watching over you, [20:16] Zoff     Master. [20:23] Kag     This is bad, Shinpachi! [20:25] Gin     We haven't gotten a weapon yet! [20:27] Mad     Hey! What now, Shinpachi-kun? [20:30] Shin     I'm already holding a weapon. [20:33] Shin     I don't have to see now. I know. [20:36] Shin     Asuraman, [20:38] Shin     Alchu, [20:39] Shin     and my glasses! [20:43] Shin     Your hearts and ours are always as one. [20:47] Shin     Even if I can't see you, these glasses     clearly display your feelings! SIGN    Guardian Spirit Glasses. Shinpachi's glasses, which have been repaired and fitted with a new feature. SIGN    Their wearer can see distant feelings and emotions SIGN    Their wearer can see distant feelings and emotions, but... SIGN    ...is totally farsighted and unable to see anything close. SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet [21:13] Shin     All right. Time to buy new glasses. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    heads toward its conclusion SIGN    Shogun Assassination Arc [22:55] Gin     Before dawn. [22:58] Gin     The night is darkest just before the dawn. [23:01] Gin     But keep your eyes open. SIGN    Farewell Shinsengumi Arc [23:05] Hij     Kondo-san, I've finally become [23:11] Hij     a proper member of the Shinsengumi. SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo Arc [23:17] Kag     I still have a job to do, huh? SIGN    And now... [23:26] Tae     We're basically a colony. [23:28] Kyu     Our country may have been done     for long before all of this. [23:34] Mad     We can't give up. [23:35] Kat     This is Lord Tokugawa Nobunobu! [23:38] Oto     I wonder where those morons     are and what they're up to. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [23:44] Gin     We've got you covered. [23:45] Gin     From walking your dog to keeping Earth safe, SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:48] Gin     we Odd Jobs will do anything. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Look forward to it. SIGN    The final long arc begins next episode. SIGN    We enter the Silver Soul Arc. E342 - Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Shin     With the assassination of the 14th     shogun, Tokugawa Shigeshige-sama, SIGN    A New Shogun Is Appointed [00:10] Shin     we were swallowed whole     by the winds of change. [00:15] Shin     The Shinsengumi disbanded, [00:16] Shin     and no matter how many sacrifices had     to be made, the desire to protect Edo [00:20] Shin     set each of us on a search for our own path. [00:24] Shin     Following a fierce battle on     Kagura-chan's home planet, Rakuyo, [00:28] Shin     the untold past [00:30] Shin     and the true goal of the immortal Naraku     leader, Utsuro, were revealed to us. [00:38] Shin     He made the Altana reserves of seven     planets go berserk, destroying them. [00:42] Shin     The Tendoshu's Altana Preservation Agency     had monopolized the universe's Altana, [00:47] Shin     but Utsuro's actions meant that it was     freed and essentially relinquished. [00:53] Shin     The planets that retook their Altana     decided to end the Agency's rule, [00:57] Shin     and to that end, formed the     Altana Liberation Army [00:59] Shin     and descended upon Earth,     where the Tendoshu were. [01:03] Shin     Utsuro's goal was to use     this interplanetary war [01:07] Shin     to turn Earth into space dust. [01:11] Shin     Our final battle is about to begin. [01:19] Mad     We can't give up. [01:22] Mad     Even if we find ourselves     in the depths of despair [01:26] Mad     or within the darkest abyss, [01:30] Mad     as long as we keep our eyes open, [01:33] Mad     we can still find a ray of hope. SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:37] W     He's been at it for about an hour now. [01:40] W     It's scary, Officer. Can you     do something about him? [01:44] O     Hey, what's the matter? [01:47] O     Did you drop something down there? [01:49] O     Hey, are you okay? [01:52] O     Are you stuck? You can't get out? [01:59] O     Hang on! We'll get you     out of there right now! [02:04] G     He's totally stuck. [02:06] O     Yeah. One, two... [02:09] Mad     I won't give up! [02:11] Mad     I won't ever... [02:16] O     What's that light? [02:20] Mad     ...give up! SIGN    Children's Bank [02:42] Mad     Go to hell, world! [02:45] Oto     It really will! [02:47] Oto     Why are you wallowing in such trivial     despair when Edo is in peril? [02:52] Oto     Do you realize the situation we're in? [02:55] Mad     Who cares about Edo? [02:57] Mad     Peril or not, my life is on     the brink of ruin anyway. [03:03] Mad     All this means is that you people have     finally found yourselves in my shoes. [03:07] Mad     Welcome to my world. [03:09] Cat     You know, maybe this guy is     the final villain in this anime. [03:13] Oto     Such is the strength of one     who has nothing to lose. [03:15] Oto     We should all try to     avoid ending up like him. [03:19] Tam     I'm back. [03:21] Oto     How was the town, Tama? [03:27] (Flashback) Gen     It's like we've gone back     in time twenty years. [03:30] (Flashback) Gen     Back to the Amanto invasion. [03:31] (Flashback) Gen     Our country had lived in     isolation for centuries, [03:34] (Flashback) Gen     but aliens suddenly swooped down on it. [03:36] (Flashback) Gen     People ran around in constant fear of them, [03:39] (Flashback) Gen     and in their place, the Amanto walked     around like they owned the place. [03:43] (Flashback) Gen     Basically, that fear has     reared its ugly head again. [03:47] (Flashback) Tae     It's like we're a colony. [03:50] (Flashback) Kyu     We actually are. [03:51] (Flashback) Kyu     Sure, there was no war, but this     country's under their rule now. [03:56] (Flashback) Kyu     The Altana Liberation Army is an allied front     against the Altana Preservation Agency. [04:04] (Flashback) Kyu     Their goal is to wipe out the Agency. [04:07] (Flashback) Kyu     They've already crushed the Agency's     bases on several other planets [04:11] (Flashback) Kyu     and taken back the Altana     that was under its control. [04:14] (Flashback) Kyu     And they've cornered the Tendoshu,     who are in this country, [04:18] (Flashback) Kyu     and taken over most of the     major government bureaus. [04:21] (Flashback) Kyu     But the Tendoshu went into hiding, [04:25] (Flashback) Kyu     and the shogun, who was supposed to sort     out this mess, can't be reached, either. [04:29] (Flashback) Kyu     The bakufu has collapsed, [04:32] (Flashback) Kyu     meaning there's nothing left     to defend the people anymore. [04:38] (Flashback) Kyu     Our country may have been done     for long before all of this. [04:45] (Flashback) Tsu     So we were caught in the crossfire between     the Tendoshu and the Liberation Army? [04:51] (Flashback) Tsu     If so, can we resolve this by bringing     the Tendoshu's heads to them? [04:56] (Flashback) Sac     It's not just the Tendoshu. [04:59] (Flashback) Sac     Taking over this planet is     part of their plan, too. [05:03] (Flashback) Tsu     Should we chase those rowdies out, then? [05:06] (Flashback) Sac     At this point, [05:08] (Flashback) Sac     what moron would turn the entire universe against them by fighting? [05:11] (Flashback) Tsu     You know who. [05:14] (Flashback) Tsu     Tama-san... [05:15] (Flashback) All     Where are they now? SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [05:24] Oto     I wonder where those morons     are and what they're up to. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan SIGN    Snack Otose [05:32] Mad     We can't give up. [05:38] A     You dare insult us?! [05:41] A     We're fighting to liberate people all across     the universe from the Tendoshu's rule. [05:47] A     Are you saying you're not willing     to cooperate with our effort? [05:49] G     P-Please spare me! [05:51] G     I'm just an old man living     each day as it comes! [05:55] G     My house is all empty now!     There's nothing more I can offer you! [06:00] A     That so? We'll take that house, then. [06:08] Mad     Even if we find ourselves     in the depths of despair... [06:14] A     You have some nerve to serve this     awful booze to the Liberation Army. [06:18] A     Are you one of the Agency's minions? [06:21] W     N-No! [06:23] A     Then bring us the most     expensive booze you've got! [06:26] A     Okay, you've had too much to drink. [06:30] Mad     ...or within the darkest abyss... [06:35] A     Huh? What are you doing? [06:40] A     I'd heard that this planet was home to proud     warriors you can't find anywhere else, [06:46] A     but did you lose your pride along with your     change while living under Tendoshu rule? [06:53] A     Well, go ahead and pick them up. [07:00] A     Even after the Tendoshu are gone, [07:02] A     you people will never get     back what you've lost. [07:10] Mad     ...as long as we keep our eyes open, [07:19] Mad     we can still find a ray of hope. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan SIGN    Job Request [07:33] Mad     To Odd Jobs, [07:35] Mad     I've gathered the wishes of Edo's citizens. [07:45] Mad     This job request entails just one task: [07:51] Mad     taking back the land of     the samurai together. [07:57] A     Who the hell are you? [08:02] Mad     Immigration Bureau Chief, [08:05] Mad     Hasegawa Taizo! SIGN    Job Request [08:19] Oto     Looks like a temple's offering box, huh? [08:21] Oto     After learning that there     are no gods in our world, [08:25] Oto     I guess people turned to     this place as a last resort. [08:28] Oto     Who knows what they prayed to     those blights on society for? [08:32] Oto     All this money is going to be used for     is to pay off the rent they owe me. [08:38] Tae     I'm sure these people don't mind. [08:41] Tae     Even if they're blights on society, and     this money will only be used to pay rent, SIGN    Job Request [08:45] Tae     it's okay if it brings Odd Jobs back here. [08:48] Tae     That's what everyone wants. [08:53] Oto     Is that so? How charitable of them. [08:56] Oto     If it were me, I'd wish for     something more concrete. [08:59] Tae     Like what? [09:01] Oto     "I hope more rent money piles up here." SIGN    Job Request [09:05] Tae     Isn't that great? Your wish     has already come true. [09:12] Oto     Good grief. [09:13] Oto     Looks like I'll need not just rent money,     but also money for repairs now. [09:22] Mad     I won't let you do as you please     in this country anymore. [09:25] A     Immigration Bureau? [09:28] A     Forget that, this country's entire     government is already dea— [09:31] Mad     It's not dead. [09:35] Mad     The country may have fallen, [09:39] Mad     but the samurai still live. [09:44] Mad     Those guys will come back. [09:47] Mad     So we have to defend this     country until they do. [09:52] Mad     We can't waste time wallowing in despair. [09:55] Mad     Kid, we may not be aware of it, [09:59] Mad     but we all live atop a pit of despair. [10:01] Mad     Tomorrow, we could lose our     job, have nothing to eat, [10:05] Mad     or poop our pants at temple school. [10:08] Mad     Even the slightest slip-ups like those     can make despair bare its fangs at us. [10:14] Mad     I used to wonder why I was     the only one suffering. [10:17] Mad     But maybe I needed to go through     those times to stand here today. [10:21] Mad     Maybe I needed that in order to prop up     Edo when all of it fell into despair. [10:27] Mad     To become the last watchman of despair. [10:31] Mad     But while despair can bare     its fangs at any moment, [10:34] Mad     so too can hope. [10:36] Mad     In my eyes, this despair is     just one of countless many. [10:41] Mad     It's so trivial that just finding a coin     on the street will make it evaporate. [10:48] Mad     Come, let's go find a ray     of hope within this despair. [10:53] Mad     Take me to your boss. As Immigration     Bureau Chief, I need to talk to him. [10:59] Kid     Mister! [11:01] Mad     Kid... [11:02] Mad     No, people of Edo. [11:05] Mad     Even if you're surrounded by     despair, keep your eyes open. [11:08] Mad     As long as you do, [11:11] Mad     you'll find hope lying around everywhere. [11:15] Kid     Uh, you're the one lying on the ground! [11:19] A     Okay, that should be enough. [11:22] A     What do we do with him? [11:24] A     Throw him in a cell or something. [11:26] A     Sir! [11:31] Mad     Um, didn't you hear me? I asked you to...     ow, ow, ow... take me to your HQ... [11:37] A     And why should we do that? [11:39] Mad     I mean, I'm from the Immigration Bureau! [11:42] A     Where's your ID? [11:43] Mad     Well, we're closed right now,     so I don't have it on me. [11:45] A     Okay, take him away. [11:47] Mad     Wait, wait, wait! [11:49] Mad     Look, that kid's staring at me. [11:51] Mad     He's watching the guy who was ranting     about hope fall into despair in an instant! [11:56] Mad     Spare a thought for him, would     you? Spare me, would you? [11:59] Mad     Take a hint, would you?! [12:01] A     Nobody asked you to save him. [12:03] Mad     I'll kowtow to you later!     I'll lick your shoes or whatever! [12:07] Mad     Could you let me into your HQ,     even if it's just the tip? [12:10] A     Uh, you're basically kowtowing already. [12:12] Kid     M-Mister! [12:13] Mad     Don't look at me like that! [12:16] Mad     Close your eyes and never open them again! [12:19] A     Weren't you telling him to     keep his eyes open earlier? [12:22] But     This planet is as noisy as ever. [12:24] Baka     Maybe a chimpanzee broke out of the zoo. [12:28] Baka     The animals here might go     down with the planet soon. [12:33] Baka     I want to pick up some of     the rare species for myself. [12:35] Baka     Hey, you guys over there. [12:38] Baka     Let me take a look at that chimpanzee. [12:50] Oto     What's this about? [12:52] Oto     I'm sorry to say, but we don't get any     customers as loaded as the Tendoshu. [12:56] Oto     Only stinky, flat-broke old men. [12:59] Tama     If we don't give them all the     money, goods, and food we have, [13:02] Tama     they say they'll consider us the     Tendoshu's minions and destroy the bar. [13:05] Cat     "Liberation Army," my ass!     You guys are just thieves! [13:08] Cat     Otose-san's fortune belongs to me! [13:11] Oto     Uh, you're the thief here. [13:12] A     Securing supplies in a combat zone     is established practice during war. [13:16] A     If you say you're not willing     to cooperate with our effort, [13:19] A     we'll simply take everything by force. [13:21] A     This town seems to have a     lot of hard-headed folk. [13:25] A     Might be easier to destroy it all. [13:28] Tae     You people— [13:31] Oto     Take whatever you want. But it'd be nice     if you could leave my smokes alone. [13:36] Tae     Otose-san! [13:37] Oto     It's fine. [13:39] Oto     Even if it's empty, as long as     you're in it, it's still their home. [13:44] A     Oh, really? [13:53] A     We never cared about this filthy bar, anyway. SIGN    Gin-chan [13:57] A     But it'll make a good example to show     others what happens if they defy us. [14:01] A     We don't need anything     other than these girls. [14:04] A     They'll provide some nice R&R for our     men who are worn out from this long war. [14:10] Cat     You bastards! [14:12] Cat     Are you saying I'm trash like this granny?! [14:15] Oto     That's your problem?! [14:16] A     Move your feet. We're leaving. [14:21] Tae     Odd Jobs... [14:24] Tae     Everyone's wishes... SIGN    Job Request [14:34] Gin     We've got you covered. [14:38] Gin     Your request has been duly received. [14:42] Shin     What does it involve? [14:43] Kag     Doesn't matter what. [14:45] Gin     From walking your dog to keeping Earth safe, [14:49] Gin     we Odd Jobs will do anything. SIGN    Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm     Go Away, It Will Always Return SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [16:30] Oto     Boy, you sure kept us waiting. [16:33] Oto     I'd like to say "welcome home," [16:36] Oto     but you took so long [16:38] Oto     that you no longer have a home. [16:43] Gin     Don't worry about it. [16:44] Gin     We'll take it all back, [16:47] Gin     so let us say it anyway. [16:50] All     We're back. [16:56] Gin     Hey, I dunno if you're heroes or villains, [17:01] Gin     but it looks like you did a number     on this town while we were away. [17:05] Gin     Don't you know? [17:07] Gin     When entering somebody else's     home in this country, [17:09] Gin     both good and evil people     take off their shoes. [17:13] Gin     It's considered basic etiquette. SIGN    Gin-chan [17:17] Gin     Get your filthy feet off of that sign. [17:21] Gin     Don't enter my country with your stinky feet! [17:26] A     Your country doesn't exist anymore! [17:36] Gin     What's wrong, O Great Liberation Army? [17:38] Gin     You can destroy the terminal, [17:40] Gin     but you can't break the     terminal in my crotch? [17:43] Gin     You won't take Earth like this! [17:45] Gin     Do you have it in you to break them all? [17:49] Gin     Everyone in this country, from     cabaret girls to robotic ones, [17:52] Gin     has a big terminal in their pants! [17:56] Bo     Like hell we do! [17:57] Gin     D-Due to an unexpected breakdown, [18:00] Gin     this terminal will be suspending     operations for the day. [18:04] Shin     Serves you right. [18:05] Kag     Quit dawdling about! [18:07] Kag     Abandon the damaged facilities!     Evacuate at once! [18:10] Shin     It broke! A problem child's     terminal snapped it in half! [18:13] A     Don't let them escape! [18:14] A     Shoot them dead! [18:18] Gen     You shitheads are finally back! SIGN    Gen [18:22] Gen     I've tuned up all the robots. [18:25] Gen     A planetary war or a One Year War,     I'm fighting with you, Ginnoji. [18:29] Gin     Your Ginnoji's b*lls got stuck in the tracks. SIGN    Ginnoji [18:32] Gin     He's just Ginnji now. SIGN    Ginnji [18:34] Gen     What, you're already out of gas? [18:37] Gen     Do you know how long I've     waited for this moment? [18:43] Gen     The party's only just getting started! [18:46] Oto     Sheesh. This is why men are so hopeless. [18:50] Oto     You've got a look of pure joy on     your face at a time like this. [18:54] Oto     It's like the person you waited     for forever has returned. [19:00] Gen     Shut it, hag. My son doesn't have a perm. [19:03] Oto     I never said anything about your son. [19:05] Gen     And you're one to talk. [19:07] Gen     Your house just got leveled,     but that look on your face... [19:10] Oto     Just so you know, my husband     doesn't look that stupid. [19:15] Gen     Right. [19:16] Gen     But if my son and your husband     were still living in this town, [19:22] Gen     they'd probably have the same     look on their faces as us. [19:37] Gen     Really, this is how the     Kabuki District's gotta be! [19:43] A     What do you knaves think you're doing?! [19:46] A     Do you realize who we are? [19:49] A     We're the Liberation Army, here to     save you from the Tendoshu's clutches! [19:55] Sai     Liberation? Mind your own business. [19:58] Sai     We don't need your help. [20:01] Sai     As you can see... [20:02] Ago     ...we've always lived freely! [20:05] A     Wh-What are those monsters? [20:07] 73     You can say some good things     once in a while, Saigo! [20:12] 73     Exactly! [20:14] 73     We're free people of this town of freedom! [20:16] 73     Be it shakin' off the Tendoshu's rule, [20:19] 73     brushin' aside the shady helping     hand of the Liberation Army, [20:23] 73     or goin' to the hospital, we're     free to do whatever we want! [20:26] G     Bro! [20:27] G     That's what you get for trying to compete     with Saigo and jumping from that high! [20:30] Shin     Saigo-san! Katsuo-san! [20:33] Sai     You've really sent the sparks flying, Pako. [20:36] Sai     But I've been waiting for this. [20:38] Sai     The Kabuki District really isn't     complete without morons like you guys. [20:42] 73     You're puttin' us yakuza to     shame with this reckless fight. [20:45] 73     Boss left this town in our hands,     but we're losin' all face here! [20:48] Sai     You're picking a big fight     with the entire universe. [20:51] 73     Got any chance of winnin'? [20:53] Gin     Hell no. [20:55] Gin     Even if we all fight together,     there's no way we can win. [21:00] Gin     That's why we're gonna stop this war. [21:02] Gin     Sure, we'll still have to win a fight anyway, [21:07] Gin     but only a verbal one. [21:12] G     The samurai are revolting? [21:14] G     Are they out of their minds? [21:16] G     Do those apes really think they     can beat the allied forces? [21:19] G     They must have gotten fed up     with the army's pillaging. [21:22] G     I suppose we gave the     soldiers too much leeway. [21:25] G     But this is perfect. [21:27] G     We planned on taking over Earth     after destroying the Agency anyway. [21:31] G     And now we have just cause to     get rid of those annoying apes. [21:34] G     Pardon me. [21:35] G     What is it? We're in the     middle of a meeting here. [21:37] G     An Earth government has sent an envoy. [21:40] G     Government? They still had one of those? [21:44] G     Are they here to apologize? [21:45] G     W-Well... [21:47] Sak     Yikes. That's one hell of a way     ta welcome unarmed guests. [21:52] Kat     Indeed. [21:53] Kat     You're betraying your leader's     lack of magnanimity. [21:57] Kat     Lower your weapons! This is an affront! [21:59] Sak     Who do you think this man is? [22:02] Kat     This is Lord Tokugawa Nobunobu,     shogun of a nation! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:42] Sak     Even if Earth is in peril,     a trader's gotta do business. [23:46] Nbnb     As representative of Earth's people, there     is something I must discuss with you. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Flavoring Is Best in Small Quantities [23:53] SignR     The shogun, Tokugawa Nobunobu, was supposed to be a bitter enemy. [23:53] SignL     What lies behind his tense expression... [23:58] SignR     Schemes run rampant both on the surface and in space. [23:58] SignL     Even a new character appears. E343 - Flavoring Is Best in Small Quantities Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Flavoring Is Best in Small Quantities [01:40] Kat     Utsuro made the Altana reserves of seven     planets go berserk, destroying them. [01:45] Kat     His true goal was to use the Altana     Liberation Army and turn Earth... [01:51] Kat     into space dust. [01:53] Kat     So our job is to... [01:55] Kat     Pass the soy sauce, please. [01:57] Sak     I see. Soy sauce, eh? SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:59] Sak     And what do we do once     we control the soy sauce? [02:02] Kat     Fire it all at once toward     the croquette, obviously. [02:04] Sak     Zura, trickery only works when     you also use traditional tactics. [02:08] Sak     Croquettes are better with     Worcestershire sauce. [02:11] Kat     A samurai can eat anything as long     as he has salt and soy sauce. [02:14] Kat     It's because you get influenced by foreign     culture and use katakana seasoning [02:17] Kat     that you get called "idiot"     and "moron" in katakana. [02:20] Sak     Zura, croquettes themselves     are written in katakana. [02:23] Sak     Ain't it common sense to use katakana     seasoning on katakana foods? [02:27] Kat     It's not that simple. [02:29] Kat     The katakana Yu Darvish and     his wife Saeko didn't work out, [02:32] Kat     but things worked out great for     Nishikawa Kiyoshi and Helen. [02:35] Kat     The world works in strange ways. [02:37] Sak     As lovey-dovey as Kiyoshi and his wife seem,     they must've had tons of difficulties. [02:42] Kat     No way. It's obvious from Helen's smile. [02:44] Sak     Have you seen Saeko's smile, then? [02:47] Kat     What the hell do you know about Helen? [02:49] Sak     What do you know about Saeko's suffering?! [02:52] Kat     Say what? [02:53] Shin     That shtick is particularly irritating     when you consider that Earth is in peril. [02:56] Gin     Right? Makes you wanna destroy Earth, right? [02:59] Gin     Long story short, both Helen     and Saeko did their best. [03:02] Gin     And to save Earth, defeating     Utsuro ain't enough. [03:06] Gin     We also have to stop the war that he started. [03:10] Gin     Let's say... [03:11] Gin     Earth is this croquette, and the maple     syrup on top is the Liberation Army. [03:16] Gin     The pocky stuck in the middle is Utsuro... [03:18] Shin     Uh, the syrup packs too much     punch. I can't follow at all. [03:21] Kag     How confusing. Basically, it's like this. [03:25] Kag     The croquette here is Earth. [03:27] Kag     All the gastric acid attacking     it is the Liberation Army. [03:30] Shin     Pretty sure Earth's done     for here. It's been eaten. [03:33] Shin     Could you stop likening it to a croquette? SIGN    It's like this, right? [03:38] Shin     What the hell did you eat?! [03:39] Shin     That's Korokke the actor, not croquette! [03:41] Mut     That's just how it is. [03:43] Mut     We can't even agree on how to eat croquettes. [03:47] Mut     So we should just eat it however we like,     with whatever seasoning we like. [03:50] Mut     In other words, [03:51] Mut     no different from how it's always been. [03:53] Shin     Even as you say that, your belly's     swollen with croquettes! [03:56] Shin     You really are a Yato, huh? [03:59] Sak     Even if Earth is in peril,     a trader's gotta do business. [04:04] Shin     Business? [04:05] Sak     We're gonna negotiate     with the Liberation Army. [04:07] Sak     For that, we need ta take the     Tendoshu and Utsuro's heads first. [04:12] Sak     We'll sell those heads     to the Liberation Army. [04:14] Sak     In return, we'll buy Earth's future. [04:18] Kat     Will that really stop the war? [04:20] Kat     They're fixated on Earth itself, you know. [04:24] Gin     That's exactly why we have to do it. [04:27] Gin     We have to show the entire universe that     Earthlings have the power to defend Earth from [04:34] Gin     the Tendoshu and the Liberation Army. [04:36] Gin     Or else, Earth doesn't have a future. [04:39] Kat     Even so, [04:41] Kat     is it even possible to bring     them to the negotiating table? [04:44] Kat     Do you really think they'll     listen to nobodies like us? [04:51] Nb     Oh, they will. [04:55] Nb     If they hear that you're not rebels     who turned against the bakufu, [04:59] Nb     but Shogun Tokugawa Nobunobu's official army. [05:03] Shin     Lord Nobunobu?! [05:05] Sak     What's this, Shogun-sama? [05:08] Sak     You're finally willin' to touch     the space food that Gran cooked? [05:13] Nb     Give me another croquette. [05:15] G     Sir! [05:16] Nb     As pathetic as the food may be, [05:18] Nb     one can't fight on an empty stomach.     You're the one who told me that. [05:23] Nb     Take me with you. [05:25] Nb     If you do, the Liberation Army     will treat you as Earth's envoys. [05:30] Kag     You're telling us to become your retainers?! [05:32] Kag     Keep the jokes to your crew cut, okay?! [05:35] Shin     Kagura-chan! [05:38] Nb     A man who became shogun by being     a puppet has no retainers. [05:44] Nb     But even if I'm an empty figurehead,     I can still use the title of shogun. [05:49] Nb     Let me at least choose for myself     my final act as a puppet. [05:53] Kat     After being a puppet all your life,     now you'll willingly choose to act as one? [06:00] Kat     Are you trying to atone for your sins? [06:02] Kat     No matter how hard you try,     we'll never forget what you've done. [06:07] Nb     I won't forget, either. [06:09] Nb     All an empty shogun can do is take in all     of his subjects' sorrow, hatred, and hopes, [06:16] Nb     and watch how things play out until the end. [06:21] Nb     Hey. [06:23] Nb     This is how one is supposed     to eat croquettes, I take it? [06:47] G     Thank you for coming, Shogun-dono. [06:50] G     So, what can we do for you? [06:53] Nb     As representative of Earth's people,     there is something I must discuss with you. [07:06] Nb     Can I use your toilet? [07:11] Kat     And that was how the first contact between     us and the Liberation Army went. [07:15] Kat     They really cannot be taken lightly. [07:17] Kat     You don't even have to wipe your ass [07:19] Kat     with this terrifying technology called     "washlet" that they've developed. [07:22] Shin     What the hell are you guys negotiating?! [07:24] Kat     Because you guys put all sorts     of stuff on his croquettes, [07:27] Kat     it seems he's had an upset     stomach for the past three days. [07:30] Shin     That doesn't mean that after     barging into the enemy's base, [07:33] Shin     you borrow their toilet     and call it a done deal! [07:34] Kat     Relax. It wasn't just their     toilet that we borrowed. SIGN    Abarenbo Shogun [07:37] Kat     We also borrowed sweats and underwear. [07:39] Shin     So he pooped his pants after all? [07:41] Kat     We also borrowed Inpendence     Day and S* Wars. [07:45] Shin     Why were you at Zudaya?     Why were you guys in sweats, too?! [07:47] Kat     We really can't take the     Liberation Army lightly. [07:50] Kat     They even have lodging facilities     and Zudaya on their mother ship. [07:53] Kat     But we're preparing for tomorrow     by watching S*** Wars. [07:56] Kat     We shan't lose. [07:57] Shin     You've already lost! [07:58] Shin     The moment you decided to prepare using     a video you borrowed from the enemy, [08:01] Shin     the Earth was doomed! [08:02] Kat     The real negotiations start tomorrow. [08:04] Kat     Our battle has only just begun. [08:06] Kat     How are things on your end? [08:08] Shin     While you guys were watching S*** Wars,     actual s*** wars broke out over here. [08:13] Shin     In the name of saving Earth, [08:15] Shin     the Liberation Army was looting     and pillaging everything. [08:18] Shin     Citizens all over Edo are     revolting to put an end to this. [08:24] 73     Is this all the Liberation Army's got? [08:27] 73     I thought they'd entertain us, but they     ran away as soon as we poked 'em a little. [08:31] 73     Yuki-chan of the Iai YankWank Pub     I frequent is much more liberatin'. [08:37] Sai     You don't understand a thing. [08:40] Sai     Did you learn nothing from watching Jirocho? [08:42] 73     Boss is a master of iai yanking too, y'know? [08:45] Sai     Shut up. [08:46] Kyo     The Liberation Army must've quickly     retreated because it was their plan all along. [08:51] Tet     Now they can say they're suppressing a riot     and go all-out to take control of Edo. [08:56] HB     Can't wait. SIGN    Can't wait. The real fun starts now, huh? [08:58] HB     The real fun starts now, huh? [09:01] Sai     In unarmed combat, I don't think     even gods or devils could beat me. [09:06] Sai     But we're up against people who can wipe     out an entire town if they feel like it. [09:11] Sai     They've pummeled me—the     Saigo—and Jirocho once already. [09:15] Sai     How are we supposed to beat them? [09:19] Gen     I'll handle the fighting with machines part. [09:21] Gen     You morons can fight your     own moronic battles. [09:25] Oto     This makes me happy. [09:26] Oto     I never thought I'd live long enough     to see another massive fight like this. [09:30] Oto     I'm looking forward to you     guys avenging my husband. [09:38] Sai     The geezers and hags of this town     are scarier than gods or devils! [09:42] W     Everyone, [09:43] W     thanks for keeping watch. [09:45] Tae     We've brought refreshments! [09:47] Tae     Help yourselves— [09:50] Shin     Under the Four Devas' leadership, [09:52] Shin     the Kabuki District is preparing for     the Liberation Army's next move. [09:52] Shin     Come, now, don't be shy. Eat up. [09:57] Shin     As for Kyubei-san and     the rest of the Yagyu... [10:00] Kyu     It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. [10:03] Kyu     Those who're capable of     fighting and those who aren't [10:05] Kyu     should both just do everything they can. [10:09] Kyu     If we all come together as one, I'm     sure we can overcome any adversity! [10:14] Kyu     We, the Yagyu Family,     will protect you to the last! [10:18] Kyu     So would you all protect our country with us? [10:21] Bin     How you've grown, Kyubei. [10:24] Toj     Young Master! I'm sure your mother     is watching your heroics in heaven! [10:28] G     We can help! Use us! [10:31] W     Me, too! [10:32] W     And us! [10:32] G     And me! [10:34] Kyu     Thank you. Thank you. [10:36] Kyu     Tha... [10:42] Shin     While calling for the people to rise up, [10:44] Shin     they seem to be trying to     solidify the various groups. [10:48] Shin     And then there's... [10:52] Sac     How's the Liberation Army looking? [10:55] G     Unable to handle the public's     resistance, they've retreated for now. [10:59] Sac     So they're preparing to crush     Edo once and for all. [11:03] Sac     Let all of Edo know and guide     the people to the shelters. [11:07] G     Understood. [11:09] Sac     What about the other thing? [11:11] G     Haven't found him yet. [11:12] Sac     I see. [11:14] Sac     Very well. Dismissed. [11:19] Sac     What is he doing? [11:22] Shin     Sacchan-san and the Oniwaban [11:24] Shin     are keeping an eye on the Liberation Army. [11:26] Shin     Tsukuyo-san and gang are... [11:27] G     No! [11:29] G     I don't wanna be sold to Yoshiwara! [11:31] G     You people are monsters! [11:34] G     Even if you take my body,     you won't have my heart! [11:34] Hya     You don't have to work     here. Just take refuge. [11:36] G     Shut it, fugly! [11:37] Hya     Who're you calling fugly, you hag?! [11:39] G     What's wrong with calling a fugly a fugly?! [11:41] Hin     How ironic. [11:43] Hin     That thick ceiling, which once kept us     Yoshiwara women locked up underground, [11:48] Hin     is now acting as a truly reliable shield. [11:51] Hin     I thought I'd never see     this metallic sky again. [11:55] Hin     It looks completely     different now, doesn't it? [11:58] Hin     Is it because we know we're     connected, even if it's shut? [12:02] Hin     Connected to the skies over     Edo, where everyone is. [12:05] Tsu     Yeah. [12:07] Tsu     So we should fight, too, [12:09] Tsu     along with the ones who live     under the same skies as us. [12:15] Shin     Katsura-san. [12:17] Shin     Make sure the Liberation Army knows [12:20] Shin     that we will never lose. [12:34] Shin     Katsura-san. [12:35] Shin     Make sure the Liberation Army knows [12:38] Shin     that we will never lose. [12:44] Shin     There you have it. [12:46] Shin     These people aren't rioters. [12:48] Shin     Earthlings rose up to stop the Liberation     Army's looting and savagery. [12:53] Shin     If your soldiers back off, so will they. [12:56] G     We were trying to liberate you from     the Tendoshu's rule, you know. [13:01] G     You call that savagery? [13:03] Sak     It was savagery. [13:05] Sak     We samurai prefer ta wipe our own asses     and clean up our own messes. [13:08] Sak     And you stole our prey from us. [13:13] G     You mean to say you'll deal with     the Tendoshu without our help? [13:16] G     Like you can— [13:18] Nb     They can. [13:20] Nb     They put me through hell,     so I know it better than anyone. [13:24] Nb     A word of advice: [13:26] Nb     do not get on their bad side. [13:28] Nb     Also... [13:31] Nb     Can I use your toil— [13:34] Sak     Just clench your butt. [13:36] Kat     This is do-or-die for both Earth and you. [13:41] Shu     Oh? [13:43] Shu     You seem to have a very favorable     opinion of your subjects. [13:47] Shu     But we can't back down, either. [13:51] Kat     Admiral Shijaku. [13:53] Kat     A primary player in the     Liberation Army's formation, [13:56] Kat     and a master of fleet warfare. [13:58] Kat     A big shot has shown up. [14:00] Nb     A big one's going to show up here, too! [14:03] Shi     The Tendoshu aren't your     country's problem alone. [14:07] Shi     Many planets that were home to     my comrades here were destroyed. [14:11] Shi     Ending the Agency's long rule [14:14] Shi     and taking back our freedom in this battle [14:17] Shi     is the greatest wish of people all across     the universe, and our biggest challenge. [14:21] Shi     Shouldn't we take one another's     hand and deal with this together? [14:28] Shi     The Tokugawa Bakufu is a puppet regime     that the Tendoshu controlled for ages. [14:33] Shi     I thought they'd been rendered spineless. [14:35] Shi     I never expected them to come this far. [14:38] Shi     But his fear is clear for all to see. [14:41] Shi     He can't assert his country's will if it     turns the entire universe against them. [14:47] Shi     Nobody can. [14:50] Shi     Can we take your lack of response     as a sign that you accept us? [14:58] Nb     What do you think freedom is? [15:00] Nb     Does the freedom you people seek [15:03] Nb     mean benefiting even if you have to     take away the freedom of other planets? [15:08] Nb     The freedom we samurai seek     is a much higher standard. [15:13] Nb     True freedom is [15:17] Nb     being able to go to the     toilet whenever you want! [15:22] Sak     Poop whenever you want. [15:24] Kat     I have a change of Pampers ready for you. [15:28] Shi     He's still keeping up his     headstrong attitude? [15:33] G     Does that mean you consider the     Liberation Army your enemie— [15:36] Nb     Enough! [15:38] Nb     Don't make me repeat myself over and over! [15:41] Nb     We'll take down the Tendoshu ourselves. [15:44] Nb     If you want to help, feel free. [15:46] Nb     But if you want to mess with our     country in the name of helping, [15:49] Nb     we'll take you down as well! [15:50] Nb     Okay! That's it! We're done here! [15:54] Shi     Forget asking for help. He ended     the negotiations himself. [15:58] Shi     Is it not fear he's showing, then?     No, it most definitely is fear. [16:02] Shi     But that's... [16:05] Sak     Not yet. [16:06] Kat     Spew everything here,     and not just from your butt. [16:10] Shi     That's a fear directed at something else. [16:13] Shi     Wait, Shogun-dono! [16:14] Nb     Knock it off already! [16:17] Nb     If you keep me here any longer, [16:21] Nb     I just might end up launching it. [16:25] G     L-Launching?! [16:27] G     You! [16:28] G     Y-You couldn't have! [16:30] G     Freeze! [16:33] G     This is all futile. It's too late. [16:37] G     Nobody can stop it anymore. Not even me. [16:41] G     What are you packing? [16:43] G     What are you planning to launch? [16:45] G     Time-based missiles?     Interplanetary ballistic missiles? [16:48] G     Answer! [16:49] Kat     Nope. [16:50] Sak     It's poop. [16:51] Nb     The ones who forced me to do this [16:55] Nb     were none other than you lot! [16:57] Shi     Calm down, everyone. [16:59] G     Admiral. [17:00] Shi     So that's what you were so afraid of. [17:03] Shi     You planned on using it as     your trump card all along? [17:07] Nb     I sent you several warning signs. [17:10] Nb     Not my fault you lot didn't notice them. [17:13] Shi     So it was an ace in the hole you     would've preferred not to use? [17:17] Shi     What will happen if it's launched? [17:20] Shi     Is the target this S.S. Heavenly Bird? [17:22] Nb     Isn't that obvious? It's simple. [17:26] Nb     No amount of asswiping will ever clear     the disgrace it'll bring my name. [17:29] Nb     And future generations won't ever forget it. [17:31] G     A weapon that'll even affect     future generations? [17:34] G     It must be... [17:36] Bo     A nuke! [17:37] Kat     Nope. [17:38] Sak     It's poop. [17:39] G     I-Impossible! [17:40] G     We thoroughly investigated the ships they     arrived in! They're still under watch! [17:44] G     The Army should have control     of Earth's main weapons, too. [17:46] G     Where did you keep something     like that hidden? [17:49] Nb     Three minutes until launch. [17:51] Nb     One, two, three... [17:55] Nb     Run away from here immediately! [17:58] G     Is it inside his stomach? [18:00] Shi     I've heard that Earth samurai     have weapons in their bellies. [18:05] Nb     Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen... [18:05] Shi     Apparently, that weapon they're prepared     to die to use is as powerful as a nuke. [18:11] Shi     I see. [18:13] Shi     So this is the samurai's lethal weapon, [18:16] Shi     disembowelment! [18:17] Kat     Nope. [18:18] Sak     It's a bowel movement. [18:19] G     Disembowelment? Wh-What is that? [18:23] Shi     I don't know exactly,     but guessing from his stance, [18:27] Shi     it's a weapon that converts whatever's     in his stomach into energy [18:30] Shi     and fires it out of his butt. [18:33] Kat     Uh, that's pretty much... [18:35] Sak     It's poop. [18:36] G     How can we stop it? [18:38] Shi     I don't know how exactly, [18:40] Shi     but taking in fiber and the     like to clear the bowels [18:45] Shi     should mitigate its impact. [18:47] Kat     Uh, that's exactly... [18:49] Sak     It's poop. [18:50] G     I-It's a bluff! [18:52] G     No way can he launch something as powerful     as a nuke from this stupid pose. [18:56] G     Seize him! [18:57] Nb     No! [18:58] Nb     Not there! [19:02] G     J-Just getting close made them... [19:04] G     It's the real deal! [19:05] G     It's a real disembowelment! [19:07] Shi     Evacuate at once! [19:09] Shi     Issue a level one alarm! [19:11] Shi     Get away from S.S. Heavenly     Bird at full speed! [19:17] G     A-Admiral? [19:18] G     What are you doing? [19:19] Shi     Hurry up and go. [19:21] Shi     I cannot abandon my ship. [19:23] G     Admiral! [19:25] Shi     It seems I underestimated you earthlings. [19:29] Shi     I never expected you to be prepared to     kill yourself for these negotiations. [19:33] Shi     Your resolve was splendid. [19:36] Shi     I was lacking in proper etiquette. [19:38] Shi     When someone risks their     life to challenge you, [19:41] Shi     my planet's etiquette dictates that you     must respond by risking your own life. [19:45] Shi     I too shall risk my life [19:49] Shi     to put an end to this pointless conflict. [19:52] Shi     The real negotiations start now! [19:57] G     Is that a counter-disembowelment? [19:58] G     What the heck is a counter-disembowelment? [20:00] G     I don't know exactly, but     when the enemy fires his, [20:03] G     he'll probably fire his own     disembowelment to neutralize it. [20:06] G     Can the admiral really use disembowelment? [20:09] G     I don't know, but... [20:11] Shi     Whoa! [20:13] Shi     I feel like I can release     something right now! [20:16] Shi     Is this... Is this... [20:20] Kat     Nope. [20:21] Sak     It's poop. [20:36] G     Admiral? [20:37] G     What's the matter, Admiral? [20:39] G     What happened? [20:42] Shi     Uh, can I ask you something? [20:46] Shi     What exactly is disembowelment? [20:50] Nb     Dunno. [20:51] Shi     Of course you don't! [20:52] Shi     I knew all along! There's no     way it could've been true! [20:57] Shi     Well, the guys don't seem     to have realized yet, [21:01] Shi     so please don't tell them, okay? [21:04] Nb     Very well. But in return... [21:07] Shi     I know. I'll talk to the others     and make the negotiations easier. [21:12] Nb     No, before that... [21:14] KatSak     Could you let him use your toilet? [21:22] KatSak     Go dump as much as you want. [21:30] Kat     These negotiations temporarily softened     the Liberation Army's stance. SIGN    Well done. [21:35] Kat     A peaceful resolution to the riots [21:37] Kat     and greater discipline from the     army were among the promises made, [21:40] Kat     but we couldn't get them to withdraw     their troops stationed on Earth. [21:44] Kat     But our biggest gain this time [21:47] Kat     might be the reliable friend we     made in the Liberation Army. [21:52] Shi     Don't tell anyone. SIGN    Abarenbo Admiral [21:53] Nb     Right back at you. SIGN    Abarenbo Shogun [21:54] Shi     It's a promise, okay? [21:56] Nb     You keep your promise too, okay? [21:58] Kat     That's about it. [21:59] Kat     We couldn't stop the war, but it     wasn't bad for a first meeting. [22:03] Kat     Well? How'd you like our negotiation skills? [22:08] Shin     Uh, it was poop. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:44] Shi     That's a real disembowelment, huh? [23:48] Gin     If we don't defeat them, this will never end. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair SIGN    Sorry it was SIGN    pretty much poop. SIGN    Next time, the biggest fish, Utsuro, shows up. SIGN    Another new character appears, too. E344 - A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Shi     I know you must be homesick this time. [00:10] Shi     I hear your wife back home     is close to giving birth. [00:14] Shi     If you have the time to engage in particle     cannon fire with neighboring countries, [00:18] Shi     why don't you stay by your wife     and do Lamaze with her? [00:21] Shi     Or is the mighty hero of war     afraid of becoming a father? [00:27] Shi     How about it, Gunpowder Prince Ensho? [00:31] En     Shijaku, in Military Empire Burei, [00:35] En     custom says a man who returns empty-handed     from war cannot be a father. [00:38] En     His wife will kick his ass and     send him back to the battlefield. [00:43] En     My wife is fighting, too. [00:45] En     I was told that we're competing to see     which of us can claim victory sooner. [00:49] Shi     Then, as your archrival, I must fight     in a manner befitting your resolve. [00:54] En     Archrival? As if. [00:57] En     Your head will be nothing more than     a nice toy for my child to play with. [01:00] G     Prince! [01:01] G     We've received word from Burei. [01:04] Shi     It seems your wife emerged victorious. [01:09] Shi     What's the matter, Ensho? [01:15] G     The Empire's Altana Gate went out of control. [01:20] G     The cause was likely man-made. [01:23] G     The Imperial Capital has been destroyed. [01:25] G     Nobody survived. [01:34] En     For the first time, I fled from war     and came back empty-handed. [01:38] En     But the one who would chastise me     for that was nowhere to be found. [01:44] En     Why did you sit back and let me escape? [01:47] En     Why didn't you take this     chance to attack my empire? [01:50] Shi     Like I said, [01:52] Shi     I must fight in a manner befitting     the Gunpowder Prince's archrival. [01:57] Shi     And I realized that the enemy isn't in     the neighboring countries, but elsewhere. [02:02] En     The Gunpowder Prince? [02:04] En     You still call me that     after I've lost my empire? [02:08] Shi     Ensho... [02:10] Shi     You didn't come back empty-handed. [02:14] Shi     You've gained a comrade to fight     the Tendoshu's unjust rule with. [02:21] En     Even after losing my empire, [02:23] En     I still belong on the battlefield? [02:27] En     Then from that battlefield, [02:29] En     from within the gunpowder     smoke, let us seize it all! [02:33] En     Seize our freedom! [02:34] En     We, the Altana Liberation Army, shall     liberate the universe from the Tendoshu! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! SIGN    Shimura Ken [04:25] Shin     I knew it. [04:27] Shin     You were here, Sis. [04:31] Shin     It isn't safe to walk around alone right now. [04:34] Tae     But that's exactly why. [04:36] Shin     Are you going to tell Father     that Earth will be destroyed? SIGN    Shimura Ken [04:42] Tae     Yeah. [04:43] Tae     "Earth could be destroyed." [04:46] Tae     "But your crybaby son,     my unreliable kid brother, [04:52] Tae     hasn't shed a single tear and is     fighting along with everyone." [04:58] Tae     "Shimura Shinpachi has grown     into a fine samurai." [05:04] Shin     Sis, I haven't changed at all. [05:09] Shin     I just blindly chased after the back of     the strange samurai I saw back then. [05:14] Shin     I kept chasing after it, [05:17] Shin     and I was here before I knew it. [05:20] Shin     All that stuff about saving Earth or     protecting Edo is really beyond me. [05:25] Shin     It's not that I changed. [05:28] Shin     I didn't want to change. [05:30] Shin     I just wanted to stay by the strange     samurai and his friends forever. [05:36] Shin     Do you think Father will forgive me for     wielding my sword for such a reason? [05:43] Tae     Shin-chan, you don't have     to ask for forgiveness. [05:47] Tae     You're now capable of finding     all the answers for yourself. [05:52] Tae     You now stand side-by-side with the     back you blindly chased all this time. [05:56] Tae     And if you want to protect that, [06:01] Tae     I'm sure Father feels the same way. [06:04] Tae     He's watching over you [06:09] Tae     from right beside you. [06:15] G     Get a load of them. [06:16] G     They're still walking around here. [06:19] G     Damn Amanto. Get off this planet already. [06:22] Cat     Say what? You were pissing your pants     in front of the Liberation Army! [06:26] Cat     But you grow balls when you're up     against women and children, huh? [06:29] G     That was a woman? I thought     it was an old man. [06:32] Kag     You heard 'em. [06:33] Tam     Please don't lump Kagura-sama     in with the Liberation Army! [06:36] Tam     She has the power to destroy Earth     before them if she so wishes! [06:41] Kag     Uh, you're not helping, 'kay? [06:46] Cat     What's going on? [06:48] Tam     Even though there are Amanto     who side with earthlings, [06:52] Tam     the discrimination only     grows worse by the day. [06:55] Cat     Maybe it'd be best to abandon     this stupid planet and bail. [07:00] Cat     Even if Earth does survive, there     may not be a place for us here. [07:07] Kag     I never had a place here anyway. [07:10] Kag     I was just an unwanted guest squatting in     a tiny space that I pried open for myself. [07:14] Kag     But before I knew it, those guys     were squatting in my space. [07:21] Kag     They shamelessly made themselves     at home without even paying any rent. [07:26] Kag     Turns out I was the one with unwanted guests. [07:30] Tam     Maybe that's what you call a real home. SIGN    Snack Oto [07:34] Tam     Even if you lose your house or your planet, [07:38] Tam     that place alone will remain     strong and await your return. [07:42] Tam     It exists within us as well... [07:44] Tam     A place for you and everyone else to return. [07:50] Cat     Just know that my rent's higher     than Otose-san's, though. [07:55] Tam     Same here. [07:57] Kag     That so? [07:59] Kag     Then I guess we'll all have to go     out and earn that rent money. [08:04] Tam     Indeed. [08:07] Kag     But thanks to that, I can go     wild until Edo is flattened. [08:14] Shin     The crucial battle was upon us. [08:17] Shin     While the Liberation Army     isn't making any moves... [08:20] Kag     ...we must find the Tendoshu... [08:22] Shin     ...and defeat Utsuro. [08:24] Kag     Or else this planet has no future. [08:27] Shin     Gin-san suddenly went missing,     and I'm worried about what he's up to. [08:31] Shin     I hope he's hit upon some kind of idea. [08:39] Gin     What? They're making a second     live-action Gintama movie? [08:43] Gin     I had no idea this was decided     while I was out in space. [08:47] Gin     "Oguri Shun returns in the     role of Sakata Gintoki"? [08:50] Gin     Well, he barely passed with his long legs, [08:53] Gin     but they could've gone for a cute     Johnny's idol for Gin-san, too— [08:58] Gin     Ow... What do you guys think     you're doing to Oguri Shun's jaw? SIGN    Ueda Bookstore [09:01] Gin     Do you realize how many billions     this jaw's gonna bring in again? [09:04] Shin     You're not Oguri Shun! [09:05] Shin     We thought you were looking for     the Tendoshu! What are you doing? [09:08] Gin     Oh, shut it. [09:09] Gin     Even you ignored Earth last week     and were Granbluing on a rooftop! [09:13] (Flashback) Shin     Granblue... [09:15] Shin     I wasn't Granbluing! [09:17] Shin     Even Granblue Masaki isn't     making those ads anymore! [09:21] Shin     Sadaharu! [09:24] Gin     Oh, you're back? I've been waiting. [09:26] Shin     Gin-san, don't tell me... [09:27] Gin     To find the Tendoshu,     we gotta investigate the bakufu. [09:31] Gin     They may hide, but they     can't fool a dog's nose. [09:35] Shin     Look, he has something in his mouth. [09:41] Shin     Er, this is... [09:43] Gin     Jean-Claude... [09:45] Sad     Wan! [09:45] Gin     ...Damme, huh? [09:49] Shin     He's just requesting an actor! [09:51] Shin     You weren't satisfied with the CG? [09:53] Shin     You want Van Damme to play you?     You want him to be Wan Damme? [09:56] Shin     Don't give me that! [09:58] Shin     Do you realize how many billions     that "wan" is gonna cost us?! SIGN    Ueda Bookstore [10:00] Shin     Knock it off! Earth really will be destroyed! [10:10] Gin     What's this? You guys     wanna request actors, too? [10:14] Gin     Sorry, but these days, they can add as     many extras as they want with just CG— [10:17] Shin     Wait, Gin-san! [10:19] Shin     These people... [10:26] Shin     What's going on? [10:27] Kag     After the Liberation Army,     we're fighting the public? [10:30] Gin     Nah, these guys aren't ordinary folk. [10:34] Gin     Ack! They're coming from the front, too! [10:44] Nob     Took you long enough. [10:46] Nob     I'd grown sick of waiting. [10:47] Shin     Nobume-san! [10:48] Nob     No. I'll take someone like     Kuriyama Chiaki, please. [10:51] Shin     You too?! [10:53] Nob     By the way, those masses [11:01] Nob     aren't who you think. [11:03] Gin     Naraku? [11:07] Gin     Why are they disguised as townsfolk? [11:12] G     How long do we gotta twiddle our thumbs here? [11:16] G     Admiral Shijaku's orders. [11:18] G     He told us not to act unless     the earthlings attack. [11:21] G     The brass wanna take over     this planet too, right? [11:24] G     Then why wait around... [11:30] G     Hey, what's wrong? [11:32] G     Did a fish bite your dick? [11:37] G     H-Hey! [11:43] Nob     It's time [11:45] Nob     for the beginning of the end. [11:52] Nob     Utsuro's planet busting is about to start. [11:57] G     Have you lost your minds? [11:59] G     You're picking a fight with us? [12:01] G     Did you come here to die? [12:03] Uts     Precisely. [12:07] Uts     I am here to die... [12:09] Uts     Along with you all [12:12] Uts     and this planet. [12:23] Zen     Not exactly a great view. [12:26] Zen     Watching a country crumble from atop     an empty castle doesn't feel good. [12:33] G     What's going on? [12:34] G     Just when the Liberation Army finally     calms down, now the masses are rioting? [12:39] G     That is why I said to keep watch on     them so they don't do anything stupid! [12:44] G     And who was going to do that? [12:45] G     Everyone ignored this national     crisis and ran off somewhere! [12:48] G     Nobody even shows up to the meetings! [12:50] G     Even if everyone showed up,     would anyone here be of use? [12:53] G     What was that? I shall cut you down! [12:56] G     Take responsibility and cut yourself first! [12:59] G     The earthlings did what? [13:01] G     An unidentified unit has     attacked our base on Earth. [13:05] G     We're fighting back, but they've     already sunk two of our battleships. [13:08] G     We've lost many men, too. [13:10] G     This is bad. [13:12] G     You're the one who oversaw the     riots and withdrew our troops, [13:16] G     Admiral Shijaku. [13:21] (Flashback) Nb     I'm sorry to ask so much of you. [13:26] (Flashback) Nb     But if you will stop your men, I promise     to bring you the Tendoshu's heads. [13:32] (Flashback) Nb     If I can't keep that promise, I'm     prepared to offer you my head as shogun. [13:37] (Flashback) Shi     Is that what "disembowelment" truly means? [13:41] (Flashback) Shi     Do you have a chance of winning, though? [13:43] (Flashback) Sak     If we don't take back our freedom     with our own hands, it's pointless. [13:49] (Flashback) Sak     Besides, that's when our     battle will truly begin. [13:53] (Flashback) Sak     Now that the Tendoshu's rule has weakened, [13:56] (Flashback) Sak     Altana has become a symbol of freedom     that can destroy an entire planet. [14:00] (Flashback) Sak     And we'll all end up attainin' it. [14:03] (Flashback) Sak     If we succumb under the     pressure of that "freedom," [14:06] (Flashback) Sak     only destruction will await us in the future. [14:09] (Flashback) Sak     You and we both must fight... [14:15] (Flashback) Sak     Fight freedom and ourselves. [14:20] Shi     As they spoke those words, the look     in their eyes wasn't that of puppets. [14:25] Shi     This incident couldn't have     been caused by earthlings. [14:29] Shi     It's a trap laid by one who wishes to use     the tensions between us to expand the war. [14:34] G     You're the one who fell for a trap! How     could you let those apes talk you into... [14:38] En     You don't get it. [14:39] En     This universal war itself may be     a trap laid by the Tendoshu. [14:45] En     That's what that man is saying. [14:48] En     If you want someone to blame,     blame me for starting this war. [14:53] G     Prince Ensho... [14:54] Shi     I didn't say that. [14:57] Shi     Both your appearance and     your words lack subtlety. [15:00] En     Look who's talking. You're former     royalty who is acting as a mercenary. [15:05] Shi     Don't lump me in with you. [15:08] Shi     I cast away my homeland and my royalty     and gave all I had to the battlefield. [15:13] Shi     I rose up with you all because     I felt this war had just cause. [15:18] Shi     But those earthlings said that [15:20] Shi     freedom without responsibility     would only lead to destruction. [15:25] Shi     Ensho, it may be our responsibility     to stop this war. [15:31] G     What? Stop this war?! [15:34] En     Is the situation that grave, Shijaku? [15:38] En     Are you saying the Tendoshu destroyed     those planets in a bid to start this war? [15:47] En     Do you mean they're trying to     make the world self-destruct? [15:56] Shi     Ensho, I've arranged a secret meeting. [15:59] Shi     At this point, we cannot resolve this     situation without their cooperation. [16:03] Shi     You can hear the details     straight from their mouths. [16:08] En     Is that so? [16:09] En     Actually, there's someone I wish     to introduce to you in secret, too. [16:13] Shi     Introduce to me? Who is it? [16:16] En     Do you remember the day when I first     turned tail from the battlefield? [16:22] En     That day, I swore to take down the     Tendoshu, who took everything from me, [16:29] En     and take their heads to my     wife and child no matter what. [16:35] En     Everyone gathered here is like me. [16:38] En     They had their countries or     families taken from them, [16:40] En     swore revenge, and started this war. [16:44] En     If it were to end here, what do you think     is to become of their smoldering hatred? [16:50] En     Where will all our sorrow go? [16:54] Shi     Ensho... [16:56] En     A recon team sent to Earth found     a shipwreck one month ago. [17:01] En     The investigation revealed it to     belong to a certain group of people. [17:13] En     Shijaku, this war cannot end. [17:17] En     Because... [17:21] En     It's already over. [17:24] En     Let me introduce you. [17:26] En     They are our archenemies, the Tendoshu. [17:31] Shi     I-Impossible! What happened to them? [17:34] En     They're alive. [17:35] En     Or, well, perhaps it'd be better     to say that they cannot die. [17:38] Shi     If the Tendoshu are in this state,     who is attacking our base? [17:43] En     It doesn't matter who, [17:45] En     as long as they're enemies who are     willing to be targets for our hate. [17:48] Shi     Ensho, you... [17:52] En     Shijaku, [17:53] En     the Liberation Army needs an enemy. [17:57] En     If everything is already over,     there won't be an end for us. [18:01] En     In that case, the war simply need not end. [18:04] En     That way... [18:11] En     We can keep fighting. [18:17] En     We can keep hating. [18:20] En     I can stay on the battlefield. [18:24] En     Throw him in a cell. [18:26] En     And tell our troops [18:29] En     that we will crush the     rioters and take over Earth. [18:35] Gin     That's Utsuro's plan? [18:38] Gin     He wants to use the Liberation Army     to engulf Edo in the flames of war? [18:42] Nob     And also to eliminate you     people who stand in his way. [18:47] Shin     Does that mean Katsura-san and the     others' negotiations were all in vain? [18:50] Nob     We knew things would come to this eventually. [18:53] Nob     Utsuro isn't the only one who wants a war. [18:57] Nob     And they aren't the only ones who     must fight to obtain an ending. [19:01] Gin     Please don't tell me that includes you. [19:04] Nob     Who knows? At the very least,     I'm thankful for this situation. [19:08] Nob     I finally caught a glimpse     of the elusive Utsuro's tail. [19:12] Nob     If he was to show up anywhere, [19:16] Nob     it'd be here, the most dangerous     and hard-to-crack spot. [19:22] Shin     The Liberation Army's troops     have been wiped out! [19:25] Kag     Not just them. The Naraku, too. [19:28] Shin     They fought to the death     to take down the enemy? [19:30] Nob     To Utsuro, there are no allies     or enemies. Only tools. [19:35] Gin     Looks like I'm just like you, too. [19:40] Gin     If I don't fight... [19:42] Gin     If I don't defeat him, [19:44] Gin     there's no ending for me. [19:46] Gin     Not unless I take you out! [19:49] Nb     What is the meaning of this? [19:52] En     If you're the kind of foolish     leader who can't understand that, [19:55] En     it is understandable that     your country would fall. [19:58] En     You earthlings are the ones who ignored     our ceasefire and took aim at us first. [20:04] En     Die, together with the Tendoshu. [20:07] Sak     I see. [20:08] Sak     If you're the kind of foolish leader who     can't understand the Tendoshu set that up, [20:12] Sak     your army will die, too. [20:15] Sak     But if you're doin' this while fully aware     of that, there's still hope for you. [20:20] Sak     Surrender before the samurai     unsheathe their swords. [20:24] En     I see Shijaku was right. You have guts     and a way with words, if nothing else. [20:30] En     But rest assured. [20:32] En     There won't be a war. [20:37] En     It'll all be over before you can     look up at the sky and blink. [20:42] En     This is but a ritual sacrifice. [20:46] En     Those sticks you call swords [20:49] En     won't reach anywhere. [21:00] Gin     Th-These guys... Could they be... [21:04] Shin     Immortal? [21:06] Gin     Utsuro, you bastard.     You gave them your blood? [21:09] Uts     Yes, although they are fakes     made using a few drops. [21:15] Uts     Is it painful? [21:16] Uts     But that too will end soon. [21:20] Uts     It's all too late. For everything. [21:22] Uts     Will you withdraw your sword and     wait to die with the planet, [21:26] Uts     or will you use it to fight     me and die right here? [21:30] Uts     You're free to choose. [21:34] Gin     Then... [21:36] Gin     I'll use this sword to crush both     you and the Liberation Army! SIGN    Preview [23:12] Nob     I'll secure an escape route. Run away. [23:14] Zen     This country's done for. [23:17] Zen     You only have one job now. [23:19] Gin     The guy in front of me     is nothing but a villain. SIGN    The Line Between Tenacious     and Annoying Is Paper-Thin SIGN    While messing around a little bit SIGN    and getting in trouble a little bit... SIGN    Next time, SIGN    it's finally their turn...?! E345 - The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [00:07] Uts     While an "ending" is a conclusion,     it is also a release. [00:12] Uts     Through an ending, we will be     freed of all that shackles us. [00:18] Uts     Such as the endless cycle of foolish wars, [00:21] Uts     or the sorrow and suffering they cause. [00:25] Uts     And still, Sakata Gintoki,     you stand your ground there? [00:30] Uts     You reject an ending and choose     to continue suffering... [00:34] Uts     You choose the suffering of     striking your teacher down? [00:38] Uts     Then I must make my own choice. [00:42] Uts     To choose the suffering of     striking my disciple down. [00:47] Nob     That's... [00:48] Nob     The third and last of the Three     Wings of Naraku, Hitsugi! [01:04] Gin     Teacher? Disciple? [01:06] Gin     That crap doesn't exist here. [01:10] Gin     The guy in front of me     is nothing but a villain. [01:15] Gin     And the guy in front of you [01:17] Gin     is nothing but Odd Jobs! [01:28] Gin     You took his blood, too? [01:50] Shin     There's no end to them! [02:13] Nob     Time's up, huh? [02:15] Nob     I'll secure an escape route. Run away. [02:18] Nob     We can't fight both Utsuro and the     Liberation Army at the same time. [02:22] Nob     I'm sorry. I didn't think things through. [02:25] Nob     That immortal man and his immortal army [02:30] Nob     can't be defeated by us alone right now. [02:41] Uts     It won't reach. [03:03] Uts     It can't reach. [03:11] Uts     Your sword... [03:13] Uts     can't reach me. [03:16] Gin     Utsuro! [03:31] Gin     Utsuro... [03:34] Nob     Hurry! [04:13] Kag     Your glasses broke. [04:16] Shin     I hope what I'm seeing right now is     a mistake caused by my glasses, too. [04:21] Shin     But unfortunately, it looks like my glasses     weren't the only thing that broke. [04:32] Shin     Gin-san! [04:33] Kag     Nobutas! [04:37] Nob     Hurry up and stop Utsuro     and the Liberation Army. [04:41] Nob     Forget about me. [04:44] Gin     We both did stuff we normally wouldn't. [04:47] Nob     I just didn't want to watch     our prospects get any worse. [04:52] Gin     Then keep this in mind: [04:55] Gin     In our eyes, you're a valuable     part of our prospects, too, [05:01] Gin     Mimawarigumi Vice Chief Imai Nobume. [05:04] Gin     We need you to put in your     chief's share of the work. [05:08] Gin     Don't you dare drop dead here. [05:11] Gin     He'll laugh in your face. [05:15] Nob     I'm sure he already is. [05:19] Nob     Isaburo, even in a world without you,     it seems I still have a purpose. [05:27] Nob     But I don't know... [05:29] Nob     You entrusted your hopes to them, [05:32] Nob     but I don't know how to protect     them from that huge evil. [05:38] Nob     I don't know how to protect Edo, which has     lost both its elite and hooligan cops. [05:45] G     Target has been silenced     by concentrated fire. [05:48] G     No signs of any enemies remaining. [05:51] En     What are you saying? [05:53] En     The enemy's still there. [06:00] En     Burn everything to the ground. [06:04] G     We're done for! [06:05] G     This is why I said we     should surrender at once! [06:09] G     But to surrender while Nobunobu-sama     was in the midst of negotiating with them? [06:14] G     We can't believe in a figurehead shogun! [06:16] G     I'm sure he has long abandoned     this country and fled! [06:20] G     If we waste time here, we'll end     up dying with the country, too! [06:27] Soyo     Go ahead and flee. [06:30] Soyo     No need to worry about the country. [06:33] Soyo     I'll watch over the castle     while everybody's gone. [06:36] G     P-Princess Soyo. [06:39] Momo     Princess Soyo did what? [06:42] Momo     Why didn't you keep a closer eye on her?     I repeatedly told you to take utmost care. [06:46] G     We're terribly sorry. [06:48] G     We couldn't really follow her into the     bathroom, and she took that chance. [06:52] Momo     Find her at once. [06:54] All     Ma'am! [06:57] (Flashback) Zen     This country's done for. [07:00] (Flashback) Zen     You only have one job now. [07:03] (Flashback) Zen     Run away, Princess Soyo. [07:06] (Flashback) Zen     Edo'll be engulfed in the flames of war soon. [07:09] (Flashback) Zen     Arrange a ship that'll get     you off of Earth immediately. [07:13] (Flashback) Soyo     Zenzo-san, I want to fight alongside you all. [07:18] (Flashback) Soyo     After all, I am his... [07:20] (Flashback) Soyo     Shogun Tokugawa Shigeshige's sister. [07:24] (Flashback) Zen     You're not the shogun's sister anymore. [07:27] (Flashback) Mai     Watch your mouth, Zenzo-dono! [07:30] (Flashback) Zen     You're just a sister, and it's your duty     to live your brother's share of life. [07:34] (Flashback) Zen     And as the one who failed     to protect your brother, [07:38] (Flashback) Zen     it's my duty to protect you to the end. [07:41] (Flashback) Soyo     What happened to Brother wasn't your fault. [07:43] (Flashback) Zen     Forget it. [07:45] (Flashback) Zen     If you're going to throw a tantrum, I'll     drag you away even if I have to spank you. SIGN    Dumplings [07:49] (Flashback) Momo     Oh? And then what? [07:52] (Flashback) Momo     Will you live in a land with no familiar     faces, counting all the friends you've lost? [07:58] (Flashback) Momo     Zenzo, using your life to make up for     failing your friend is all well and good. [08:02] (Flashback) Momo     But don't forget that you have other friends     here who are doing their best to live. [08:08] (Flashback) Zen     Jump is the only friend I have. [08:11] (Flashback) Momo     And Bessatsu Margaret is my only friend. SIGN    Bessatsu Margaret [08:15] (Flashback) Momo     But here's how I feel. [08:16] (Flashback) Momo     Living a lost friend's share of life [08:20] (Flashback) Momo     and fighting and dying with your     friends who are still alive [08:24] (Flashback) Momo     are both fine displays of friendship. [08:28] (Flashback) Soyo     Zenzo-san, he's fighting, isn't he? [08:32] (Flashback) Soyo     Then I... We must fight, too. [08:35] (Flashback) Soyo     We must struggle and crawl out of     the depths of sorrow and hatred. [08:41] (Flashback) Soyo     We can't be outdone! [08:43] (Flashback) Soyo     Not by him! [08:46] (Flashback) Zen     That so? Got it. [08:50] (Flashback) Momo     Where are you going? [08:51] (Flashback) Zen     If the princess is staying back,     then I won't be of any use by her side. [08:56] (Flashback) Zen     Take care of her, Momochi. [08:59] (Flashback) Soyo     Zenzo-san! [09:00] (Flashback) Zen     I'm gonna do what I want,     so you do as you please, too. [09:04] (Flashback) Zen     Not as a princess, but as his kid sister. [09:14] Momo     Princess... [09:17] G     What are you thinking? [09:19] Soyo     You all should evacuate at once. [09:23] Soyo     I'll take care of this castle myself. [09:26] G     Of all the preposterous ideas! [09:27] Soyo     We cannot leave this castle empty. [09:30] Soyo     When its people are fighting to defend the     country, how can the country abandon them? [09:34] G     But what obligation do you     have to go to such lengths? [09:37] G     This country took your brother's life! [09:40] G     And you are... [09:41] Soyo     Not a princess. [09:43] Soyo     I am Tokugawa Shigeshige's sister. [09:46] Soyo     And I will remain that forever. [09:53] Shin     Then Utsuro is... [09:54] Gin     Sorry. I let him get away. [09:56] Gin     Or maybe he was the one who let me get away. [09:59] Shin     But he must have been     caught in that explosion. [10:02] Gin     If he was the type to die from that,     we wouldn't be having such a hard time. [10:05] Kag     So in the end, we couldn't do anything? [10:08] Kag     We couldn't protect anything? [10:11] Kag     Is everything going just as Utsuro wants? [10:13] Kag     Can the war no longer be stopped? [10:15] Gin     Don't give up! [10:17] Gin     It's not too late! We can still stop it! [10:43] En     Fire. [11:20] G     I told you so. [11:22] G     If they go crazy up in the skies, we ground     troops won't get any shots at glory. [11:27] G     We're fighting over four dirty apes? [11:30] G     What matters in a hunt isn't the game,     but the hunters you're up against. [11:36] Gin     Run for it! [12:05] Gin     I run and run, but I don't feel     like I'm getting anywhere. [12:12] (Flashback) Uts     Your sword... [12:16] (Flashback) Sho     ...can't reach me. [12:18] Gin     Have I not taken a single     step forward since then? [12:38] Gin     I don't think I'll ever reach him. [12:42] Kon     It's not over yet! [12:50] Kon     Don't go ending things for yourselves. [12:55] Kon     Keep your eyes forward and     your hands on your sword. [13:01] Kon     Fight, Odd Jobs. [13:09] Kon     Together with us Shinsengumi! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin [14:51] G     Wh-What's going on? [14:53] G     O-Our own tanks suddenly fired at us! [14:56] Kon     Your friends are all gone. [15:01] Hij     They'd parked their vehicles in a     weird spot and were blocking traffic. [15:06] Oki     So we gave them tickets and     impounded their vehicles. [15:09] Oki     We're currently investigating the case. [15:11] Kon     But you guys won't get off that lightly. [15:14] Kon     For traffic violations, destruction     of property, et cetera, SIGN    Special Bakufu Military Police Force     Shinsengumi [15:20] Kon     you are under arrest! [15:22] G     Y-You guys are... [15:25] All     The police. [15:34] Nob     They're back? [15:36] Nob     Edo's hooligan cops are back in town? [15:44] Kon     Charge! [15:54] Oki     What're you standing around for? [15:56] Kon     You'll get left behind. [15:58] Hij     The battle's just getting started. [16:01] Hij     This country... [16:06] Hij     isn't finished just yet. [16:10] G     Fire! [16:15] G     What? [16:21] Mat     Good grief. [16:23] Mat     I gathered troops to fell Nobunobu's country, [16:28] Mat     but look what I'm doing now. [16:29] Mat     Get lost, rubberneckers. [16:32] Mat     You guys were fighting an empty country, [16:36] Mat     but its owners are back now. [16:39] Mat     Whether we defend this country or destroy it, [16:43] Kon     the decision is for us, its citizens, to make! [16:47] Kon     You have no horse in this race. [16:49] Kon     Men, show them how strong     this country really is! [17:09] Hij     I thought you'd lost your     will to fight out of fear, [17:12] Hij     but I'm glad to see you're still     that same old unpredictable moron. [17:15] Gin     Look who's talking. [17:16] Gin     You took awfully long to drag out your     grapefruits after they'd shrunk back inside. [17:21] Kon     When your enemy goes from one     country to the entire universe, [17:24] Kon     no grapefruits are big enough. [17:28] Shin     Sorry! We tried to prevent this, but failed! [17:31] Oki     Jeez. Who was it that cockily     said to leave Edo in her hands? [17:37] Kag     And whose stinking mouth was it that said     he'd come back stronger than anyone? [17:43] Oki     If nothing else, I have grown     strong enough to one-shot you. [17:47] Hij     We gathered up rebels     from across the country, [17:50] Hij     used the old bakufu's connections,     and gained support from other countries. [17:53] Kon     We have more political power than     we could even imagine before. [17:56] Kon     We even bought cutting-edge     weaponry and battleships. [17:59] Gin     That so? [18:03] Gin     And how long will all of that     last against the entire universe? [18:17] Kon     Even if we can't win the war, [18:19] Kon     we might be able to create an     opening with which to stop it. [18:24] Kon     Besides, it wasn't just our political     power or weapons that grew stronger. [18:27] Shin     Kondo-san! [18:29] Kon     Do you really think we were twiddling     our thumbs while we were away from Edo? [18:35] Kon     We swore to protect Edo for sure this time,     and that we'd grow stronger to do it. [18:42] Kon     Sit back and watch the     reborn Shinsengumi's strength. [18:48] Shin     No way, was that... [18:49] Kon     A restraint to keep my     excessive strength in check, [18:52] Kon     and a special-alloy headband that constantly     put strain on me to make me stronger. [18:58] Kon     Did you really think I'd change     my costume for no reason? [19:03] Kon     The time has finally come     to release this power. [19:07] Kon     Gori... [19:09] Kon     Ah, my head hasn't felt     this light in a long time. [19:12] Shin     Of course it does! There's nothing in there! [19:14] Shin     You're taking the "release" thing too far! [19:15] Shin     Who the hell coordinates their     entire getup with weights?! [19:18] Kon     Oops, nearly forgot to take this off, too. [19:22] Shin     Don't take off the mosaic! [19:24] Kon     What's this? I can't even feel my own weight. [19:27] Kon     It's like I've become one with the universe. [19:31] Shin     Kondo-san! [19:33] Kon     Hey. What are you looking at, tree trunk? [19:37] Shin     What are you showing off, your junk?! [19:44] Kon     I see it. [19:46] Kon     I see it. [19:47] Kon     I see it all! [19:48] Kon     The rounds are clearly visible,     like they're a slow-ass turtle. [19:51] Shin     Uh, your turtle, rounds, and     ass are clearly visible, too! [19:55] Shin     But wow. He's so fast. [19:59] Shin     Oh, the mosaic. [20:05] Shin     Why?! [20:06] Shin     What happened, Kondo-san?! [20:08] Shin     Don't tell me the real thing     was behind that mosaic! [20:10] Shin     Did you step on your own dick?! [20:16] Oki     Oh, well. [20:18] Hij     Hey, take care of Kondo-san. [20:22] Shin     Hijikata-san! Okita-san! [20:24] Hij     We wanted to save this for a turning point... [20:27] Oki     But now, we have no choice but     to release our powers as well. [20:32] Shin     Wait, are you two... [20:35] Oki     We attained this to protect Edo once again. [20:39] Hij     Behold our new powers! [20:44] Shin     Th-That's... [20:48] Hij     Nicotine Dispel! [20:50] Hij     Allow me to explain. [20:52] Hij     Nicotine Dispel, which involves quitting     smoking to increase lung capacity [20:55] Hij     and make food taste better,     is Hijikata's new power. [20:58] Shin     All you did was start     taking care of yourself! [21:02] Oki     Mayonnaise Burst! [21:06] Oki     Allow me to explain. [21:07] Oki     Mayonnaise Burst, which involves wasting     mayonnaise in front of Hijikata, [21:11] Oki     who lives only for mayonnaise,     is Okita's new power. [21:14] Shin     That's nothing new! [21:15] Shin     In the past and now, all you've     ever done is harass the guy! [21:20] Hij     This is the new Shinsengumi's strength! [21:22] Oki     Watch and be amazed! [21:25] Shin     Hey! They haven't changed one bit! [21:30] Gin     They've gotten worse, if anything. [21:32] Ymz     Well, duh, boss. [21:35] Ymz     People can't change that easily. [21:38] Ymz     In other words... [21:46] Ymz     Our desire to protect Edo hasn't     changed one bit, either. [21:51] Gin     Uh, who are you? A new character? [21:55] Ymz     What're you talking about? [21:57] Ymz     It's me, Zakiyama. [21:59] Gin     You're a totally different person now! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:34] Ymz     We came back with our desire and     ambition to protect Edo still intact. [23:40] Ymz     We're the same old Shinsengumi. [23:42] Gin     Why'd he alone grow far     beyond his potential?! [23:45] Gen     Let's show them what Earth     is truly capable of. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Geezers Carve the Things They     Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles SIGN    The hooligan cops are back, SIGN    but who knows if they've grown or regressed? SIGN    With even more dangers looming large on the horizon, SIGN    the golden man makes his move! E346 - Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Geezers Carve the Things     They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles [01:44] Ymz     As you can see, Boss, [01:48] Ymz     we haven't changed one bit. [01:51] Ymz     We came back with our desire and     ambition to protect Edo still intact. [01:57] Ymz     We're the same old Shinsengumi. [01:59] Gin     But you alone are a completely     different person now! [02:01] Shin     Yamazaki-san! What happened to you? SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [02:04] Shin     Why do you look like you just     got back from the Vietnam War?! [02:07] Ymz     Huh? Do I look that different? [02:10] Shin     "Look"? You are different! [02:11] G     Way to go, Zakiyama-san! [02:14] G     The vice chief and Okita-san couldn't     handle it, but you took it out in one shot! [02:17] G     As long as we have you, the     Liberation Army is no match for us! [02:20] G     Zakiyama! Zakiyama! [02:24] Gin     Hey, even their power structure     has changed a little! [02:27] Gin     That plain guy's become     the nucleus of the squad! [02:30] Kon     I quit mosaics. [02:32] Hij     I quit smoking. [02:34] Oki     I quit quitting messing with Hijikata. [02:38] Ymz     I quit Yamazaki. [02:40] Gin     Why'd he alone grow far     beyond his potential?! [02:43] G     Zakiyama! Zakiyama! [02:43] Ymz     I don't really get it myself, [02:45] Ymz     but if I had to say, I guess     I liberated myself, too. [02:50] Ymz     I tried to be like the chief, who realized     his weakness and trained with restraints. [02:56] Ymz     But I was even weaker, so I     couldn't handle the weight. [03:00] Ymz     One day, I noticed that my body felt heavy,     even though I wasn't carrying anything. [03:08] Ymz     And that I may have been shackled     by restraints all along. [03:14] Ymz     So... [03:15] Ymz     I threw off the restraints,     and this is the result. [03:17] Gin     Restraints? That's your body! [03:20] Gin     What's going on here? [03:21] Gin     Zakiyama came out of Yamazaki's ass?     No, Yamazaki came out of Zakiyama's ass? [03:24] Gin     What the hell are you? What the hell is he?! [03:27] Ymz     That's something like the     heavy T-shirt Goku took off. [03:31] Ymz     It seems I was born wearing a heavy     T-shirt called Yamazaki Sagaru. [03:35] Gin     Did you really just compare     him to an object?! [03:38] Ymz     Once I threw it off, my body     felt lighter than ever before. [03:42] Ymz     Sometimes, it's so light, I feel like I     might drift all the way to the heavens. [03:45] Gin     You shouldn't throw it away!     It's probably your soul or something! [03:48] Kon     How impressive. [03:50] Kon     Even you reached the blank state of     mind where you cast even yourself away? [03:55] Ymz     Chief, don't tell me... You too? [03:58] Kon     Hey, who are you talking to? [04:02] Kon     The chief is over here. [04:03] Shin     Forget blank state of mind!     There's no sign of the chief anymore! [04:07] Shin     Why'd he turn into a gorilla     just by taking off a T-shirt? [04:09] Shin     He looks like gorilla dung now! [04:11] Kon     It seems I was a gorilla born     wearing a heavy gorilla T-shirt. [04:16] Kon     Now I've finally been freed from the gorilla. [04:19] Shin     No, you haven't! You've become a     more concentrated version of gorilla! [04:23] Kon     New enemies? [04:24] Kon     Let's go, Yamazaki! Let's show them     what we can do without T-shirts! [04:28] Ymz     Yeah! [04:29] Shin     Hey, hey, hey! [04:30] Shin     The T-shirts got tangled up! [04:32] Shin     The T-shirts got caught! [04:35] Shin     The T-shirt's crying! [04:37] Shin     Hey, timeout! If you're gonna take     them off, take them off right! [04:40] Shin     You're gonna rip the T-shirts! [04:42] Bo     Untangle it, please! [04:44] Oki     Like this? [04:45] Shin     Not that way! [04:46] Hij     Like this. [04:48] Shin     You're not even trying! [04:49] Shin     Are you pissed off at them?     Are you pissed at them after all? [04:52] Shin     Hey! Both the gorilla and Rambo collapsed! [04:55] Gin     I knew it! Those T-shirts weren't     supposed to be cast off! [04:57] Gin     Hurry up and put them back on! [05:01] Shin     The explosion blew the gorilla T-shirt away! [05:03] Gin     If we lose it, the gorilla's     going straight to heaven! [05:06] Oki     Don't worry. For now,     I dressed the gorilla again... [05:10] Oki     in an Ahodas T-shirt. [05:13] Kon     Let's go! The match isn't over yet! [05:15] Kon     Shoot for tomorrow! [05:17] Gin     Hey! Ahodas took over his body! [05:20] Shin     Why is a T-shirt that calls him     an idiot dictating his personality? [05:22] G     Well, this is better than before! Follow him! [05:24] G     Aim for the goal! [05:25] Shin     Goal? Where is that?! [05:26] Gin     What the hell did you tax     thieves come back for? [05:29] Hij     Shut it! We haven't gotten any pay in ages! [05:32] Hij     We're trying to save the world     for free! Cut us some slack here! [05:36] Gin     If this is all you've got,     the world is doomed for sure! [05:38] Oki     There, there. Relax a bit, Hijikata-san. [05:41] Oki     Here you go. [05:42] Hij     Cheers. [05:44] Hij     Wait, why're you ruining my attempt to quit?! [05:46] Kag     You don't get to live longer when     Earth's heading for destruction! [05:50] Oki     She's right. [05:51] Oki     If we're all bound for destruction,     your lungs should be the first to go. [05:55] Hij     Why does all responsibility     rest on my lungs?! [05:57] Shin     Hey! Yamazaki-san's speeding ahead     toward destruction by himself! [06:01] Gin     Y'know, if you hadn't left Edo wide open,     this would never have happened! [06:04] Hij     You guys were the ones who neglected     it! You got the world destroyed! [06:08] Gin     Screw you! Half the blame lies with you guys! [06:10] Gin     The other half lies with your lungs! [06:11] Hij     In the end, it's all my fault?! [06:15] Hij     Hey, what's so funny? [06:17] Hij     Do you realize the situation we're in? [06:19] Ttsnsk     I do, Vice Chief! [06:22] Ttsnsk     The terminal was broken     and the town destroyed, [06:25] Ttsnsk     but this town came out     of it without a scratch! [06:29] Ttsnsk     The Edo we fell in love with is right here! [06:36] Capt     The old bakufu army? [06:38] Capt     After all that's happened, they still     want to die with their country? [06:42] Capt     All ships, lock and load! [06:48] Capt     Fire! [06:56] Capt     Wh-What's going on? [06:57] G     The muzzles exploded as soon as we fired! [07:00] Capt     What's this black haze? [07:03] Mats     Flame Haze. [07:05] Mats     A smokescreen that reacts to high     temperatures and prevents use of all firearms. [07:10] Mats     I see. [07:12] Mats     This isn't only the land of the samurai. [07:15] Mats     It also belongs to you guys, huh? [07:20] Sac     The civilians have been evacuated. [07:23] Sac     The town's completely empty now. [07:26] Sac     Everything's ready, [07:28] Sac     Leader. [07:31] Zen     Now we're free to go wild. [07:34] Zen     As ninja, our duty is to live in the shadows. [07:37] Zen     But we don't need to anymore,     now that we've lost our lord, the light. [07:43] Zen     Show off the skills you've honed     all you want in broad daylight. [07:48] Zen     Etch into their memories the fact that     this country is also home to ninja. [07:53] Zen     Not in the shadows, but under     the light that shines upon you. [07:58] Zen     Live and die to the fullest. [08:03] Sac     Is that the answer you've found? [08:07] Zen     There's no right answer. [08:10] Zen     But if, just as I tried to protect     the princess as Shigeshige's buddy, [08:14] Zen     she's trying to fight as Shigeshige's sister, [08:18] Zen     then I have no right to stop her. [08:22] Zen     In that case, [08:25] Zen     all I can do is protect everything. [08:30] Zen     That's the light that     shines upon me right now. [08:39] Zen     The Oniwaban are joining the fray! [08:44] En     Give me a status report. [08:46] G     The old bakufu army suddenly     showed up at Edo Castle [08:50] G     and dealt a critical blow to our first wave. [08:58] Kon     Charge! [09:11] Hij     The Oniwaban? [09:13] Kag     Sacchan! [09:15] Gin     Looks like they've finally     stepped out of the shadows. [09:18] Sac     Playtime's over! [09:19] Sac     I'll show you what a ninja can do! [09:22] Sac     Here I come... [09:24] Sac     Gin-san! [09:24] Gin     Why Gin-san?! [09:26] Gin     Why are you jumping at me with that face? [09:29] Gin     You looked more like an     enemy than the enemy does! [09:31] Sac     How cruel. [09:32] Sac     We haven't met in so long,     and you shame me like this? [09:35] Sac     Your abuse really is a cut above. [09:38] Sac     I'm your sow for life, Master! [09:41] Gin     This deviant is too much     to deal with after so long. [09:43] Gin     I forgot how to defend against this,     so it's landing body blows. I'm gonna puke! [09:47] Sac     But I believed in you. [09:49] Sac     I knew you'd come back. [09:51] Sac     I did my best, you know? [09:53] Sac     I was sure things would work out     if we held on until you returned. [09:58] Gin     Sorry I kept you waiting. [09:59] Sac     You don't have to apologize. [10:01] Sac     You've come back so big and sturdy. [10:04] Sac     But I don't know about this size.     I might not be able to handle it. [10:08] Gin     That ain't Gin-san. [10:10] Gin     Gin-san ain't that much of a showoff. [10:16] Zen     I didn't think I'd see that stupid shtick     again before the world was destroyed. [10:22] Gin     I didn't think your asshole would be     destroyed before the world, either. [10:27] Sac     No! Gin-san's chastity! [10:30] Gin     That's Zen-san's chastity, not Gin-san's. [10:34] Zen     I'm not so optimistic as to have thought     things would change once you returned. [10:40] Zen     But looking at your stupid face [10:44] Zen     certainly did help me relax a little. [10:47] Gin     That's what I'd like to say. [10:50] Gin     Seeing you guys reminded me... [10:54] Gin     That even if the world     were ending the next day, [10:57] Gin     we're the kind of morons who'd     rush to buy Jump like usual. [11:01] Gin     That it doesn't matter if the world ends     or not, or whether I reach him or not. [11:06] Gin     That I was the kind of person     who'd run at full speed anyway. [11:10] Gin     For a moment there, I was ready     to end things for myself. [11:14] Gin     But you guys showed me     the way back here again. [11:19] Gin     Thank you for waiting for me     as the same old morons. [11:26] Oki     How rude. [11:27] Oki     Hijikata-san sucked his abstinence pipe     until he could suck on it like a pacifier, [11:31] Oki     and you call him the same old moron? [11:33] Hij     Shut up. [11:33] Hij     That's not me. I prefer Magazine. [11:37] Zen     If this keeps up, we won't be     able to buy Jump or Magazine. [11:40] Gin     In that case... [11:43] Gin     We just need to save the world by Monday! [11:48] Kon     That's some big talk. [11:50] Kon     You wanna stop the world's end     over the weekend? [11:54] Kon     Let's do it, then. [11:56] Kon     We'll turn that lame joke     into reality by our hands [11:59] Kon     and laugh until our sides hurt! [12:03] Kon     What say you, [12:05] Kon     Mimawarigumi Vice Chief? [12:08] Kon     I can't wait to see how your grumpy     face looks when the time comes. [12:13] Nob     I'll laugh all you want. [12:17] Nob     But it looks like those     laughs won't come cheap. [12:26] En     A black haze? That won't be     enough to erase our fire. [12:32] En     The more you struggle, the more     sorrow and wrath it causes, [12:37] En     and the more it stokes our flame of revenge. [12:41] En     Mobile Weapon [12:44] En     Takemikazuchi... [12:48] En     Launch. [12:55] En     Launch. [13:06] Zen     Yikes. [13:08] Zen     This is bad. [13:10] Zen     They're trying to burn away     the flame haze from above. [13:15] G     Chief! [13:16] G     It's not just from the air. [13:18] G     Reinforcements are streaming     in on the surface, too. [13:24] G     No, that's not all! [13:27] G     Could they be... [13:29] G     The Dakini! [13:32] G     The Shinra! [13:34] G     The Yato! [13:36] Kon     The three great warrior races are here? [13:38] Kon     They've even got them on their side? [13:41] Hij     We've only been fighting     the opening act so far? [13:45] Oki     Sheesh. Forget the weekend,     we might not even last the day. [13:50] Gen     At last, huh? [13:54] Shin     Gengai-san! [13:56] Gen     Looks like it's our time to shine. [13:58] Gen     If that's the enemy's game, we'll just     have to go all-out ourselves, too. [14:04] Gen     Let's show them what Earth     is truly capable of. [14:08] Gin     Gramps... [14:11] Kin     We're first up, huh? [14:14] Kin     Oh, well. [14:16] Kin     If silver's not up to the task, [14:19] Kin     gold will have to pick up the slack. [14:23] Kin     From cleaning up after a     moron to saving the world, [14:25] Kin     Odd Jobs Kin-chan will do anything. [14:28] Shin     Kin-san! [14:30] Gin     You! [14:31] Kin     Hey, defective protag. [14:35] Kin     The man I was modeled after is     having trouble saving the world? [14:40] Kin     I'll take care of half the world. [14:44] Kin     Even a defective piece like you can     handle the other half, I'm sure. [14:50] Tama     He never learns, does he? [14:53] Tama     Silver or gold, each of us is but a cog. [14:59] Tama     But if all of us cogs come together,     we could turn the machine of the world. [15:05] Gen     As of now, Kabuki District is the     cornerstone of humanity's defense. [15:12] Gen     The rest... [15:13] Oto     Yeah, you can leave it in our hands. [15:15] Gin     Gramps! Tama! [15:17] Gin     What are you thinking?! [15:20] Gin     Gramps! [15:25] (Flashback) Sab     What's the point of making     these killing machines? [15:28] (Flashback) Sab     Didn't you always say you wanted to     make machines that served mankind? [15:34] (Flashback) Sab     I loved watching you as you had fun     tinkering with things while covered in grease. [15:43] Gen     And so, you joined the war instead of me [15:47] Gen     and died, leaving this geezer behind. [15:52] Gen     A lot has happened since then. [15:54] Gen     I met all kinds of people and     had all kinds of thoughts. [15:58] Gen     Thoughts like why I survived, [16:01] Gen     and why I build machines. [16:05] Gen     The answer... [16:12] Gen     You and the people you brought     into my life showed me. [16:17] Gen     The reason I built machines     was all for this moment. [16:23] G     Wh-What is that massive cannon?! [16:28] Gen     Machines exist to serve and help people. [16:34] Gen     This is my answer... [16:37] Gen     The Neo Armstrong Cyclone     Jet Armstrong Gengai Cannon! [16:42] Shin     It's just a dirty joke! [16:44] Shin     Earth grew a pens! [16:50] Gen     It's too late. [16:53] Gen     Right from the time we lost to you in     the Joi War, all the way up to now, [16:59] Gen     I was secretly building     this thing underground. [17:04] Gen     Tama, Kinnoji. Will you do it? [17:08] Gen     I need your help to power that thing up. [17:13] Gen     When gold and robot queen connect to the two     control spheres and become crown jeels, [17:19] Gen     they can launch something     from this pole here. [17:21] Shin     It's just a dirty joke! [17:23] Tama     We've already steeled ourselves, Gengai-sama. [17:28] Kin     Don't waste this golden cog, [17:33] Kin     gramps. [17:36] Gen     Thank you. [17:39] Gen     Back then, we didn't lose to you guys. [17:44] Gen     We lost to your science and     technology—your machines. [17:48] Gen     But we absorbed your technology and evolved. [17:54] Gen     In order to never have the things we     hold dear taken from us again, [17:57] Gen     we kept turning the cogs each and every day. [18:00] Gen     Amanto, I owe you for back then. [18:03] Gen     I'll repay you now. [18:08] Gen     Along with the scrap     metal I fell in love with. [18:31] Gen     Machines all over Edo! [18:35] Gen     Let me borrow your cogs! [18:38] Gen     Show them what you're made of! [18:45] Gen     Go! [19:08] G     Wha... [19:09] G     What's this? Nothing happened... [19:24] (Flashback) Tama     Then, [19:26] (Flashback) Tama     the machine that will put     a stop to the war is... [19:29] (Flashback) Gen     Yeah, it's not that big lug. [19:32] (Flashback) Gen     It's these tiny ones. [19:34] (Flashback) Gen     They're what are called nanomachines. [19:38] (Flashback) Gen     I've named them bees. [19:42] (Flashback) Gen     If launched through this thing,     the bees will stay in the air [19:46] (Flashback) Gen     and infiltrate any machines. [19:48] (Flashback) Gen     And their virus will take     over all the targets' systems [19:54] (Flashback) Gen     and halt their functions. [19:58] (Flashback) Gen     In other words... [20:01] (Flashback) Gen     they're machines that kill machines. [20:04] (Flashback) Gen     But it'd be pointless to stop the     Liberation Army for a moment. [20:09] (Flashback) Gen     If we're using these, it must be to make     a barrier that covers the whole country. [20:14] (Flashback) Gen     Basically, if humanity is to survive,     we must abandon you guys. [20:19] (Flashback) Gen     Besides, the important     thing to remember is... [20:22] (Flashback) Kin     ...when the cannon is frozen, [20:25] (Flashback) Kin     you'll need machines to take     over from the system, right? [20:31] (Flashback) Kin     Who else could do that but us? [20:34] (Flashback) Gen     Kinnoji... [20:35] (Flashback) Gen     Do you realize what you're saying? [20:37] (Flashback) Gen     This is an absurd role that     involves killing yourself! [20:42] (Flashback) Kin     But the world will end     unless we do this, right? [20:45] (Flashback) Kin     Besides, I won't be fighting     the Liberation Army. [20:52] (Flashback) Kin     It'll be that man. [20:54] (Flashback) Kin     The time has finally come to     pay him back for back then. [20:59] (Flashback) Kin     If he's trying to save the     world, I'll save it before him. [21:04] (Flashback) Kin     That's Sakata Kintoki's revenge. [21:08] (Flashback) Kin     Isn't that a golden idea, Tama-san? [21:11] (Flashback) Tama     The color gold is somewhat similar     to poopy brown, isn't it? [21:14] (Flashback) Kin     Come on. I see you're as     cold to machines as always. [21:18] (Flashback) Tama     But... [21:20] (Flashback) Tama     Deep down, you're a machine     Gengai-sama made, too. [21:25] (Flashback) Tama     Gengai-sama, there is no need to worry. [21:29] (Flashback) Tama     We know. [21:31] (Flashback) Tama     Every machine that has been     built with love knows. [21:37] (Flashback) Tama     We know what you felt as you     turned the cogs day after day. [21:47] (Flashback) Tama     We know that machines exist to serve people. [22:05] Gin     Gramps! [22:07] Gin     Gramps! [22:08] Gin     Tama! [22:11] Gin     Tama! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Tama     We will meet again one day, for sure. SIGN    Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People SIGN    The machines' resolve, SIGN    and the humans' resolve. E347 - Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:58] Gen     Why are you dying without a word? [02:01] Gen     At least cough up a complaint     or two before you go. [02:09] Gen     You pieces of junk normally     never listen to me, [02:13] Gen     so why now, of all times, [02:15] Gen     do you look like fine machinery [02:19] Gen     as you silently break down? [02:24] Gen     "Machines exist to serve people"? [02:28] Gen     You're certainly right. [02:31] Gen     But if you guys didn't want to, [02:35] Gen     I wouldn't have minded one bit. [02:42] Gen     Even if you didn't serve any purpose,     even if you were useless pieces of junk... [02:48] Gen     As long you guys, my friends, were beside me, [02:54] Gen     I was fully prepared to die with you! [03:01] Gen     And yet... [03:04] Gen     I'm sorry. [03:09] Gen     I'm so sorry. [03:12] Gen     I'm so, so sorry! [03:17] Kin     That man poured his heart and soul,     his whole life, into machines, [03:23] Kin     and now he has to throw them     all away to stop the war? [03:26] Kin     He's been forced to make a choice     far more painful than death. [03:31] Kin     But we still can't turn tail. [03:36] Kin     Because we're machines     built by Hiraga Gengai! [03:44] Kin     Have you said your goodbyes, [03:48] Kin     Tama-san? [03:55] Tama     No. There's no need for that. [04:01] Tama     Whatever may be destroyed or stolen, [04:06] Tama     they will surely take it all back. [04:09] Tama     We will meet again one day, for sure. [04:14] Tama     So I will not say goodbye to anyone. [04:22] Kin     That so? [04:25] Kin     Think it's possible? [04:27] Kin     Can they do it? [04:31] Tama     Of course. I'm sure they can. [04:35] Tama     After all, they're the people who     took the dullest piece of gold [04:39] Tama     and polished it enough for     it to save half the world. [04:46] Kin     They spared my life once, anyway. [04:52] Kin     So I'll leave it in their hands... [04:55] Kin     This life! [04:57] Tama     And the world! [04:59] Bo     Listen up, humanity! [05:04] Bo     We leave the rest to you! [05:58] Tama     I don't need to say goodbye. [06:02] Tama     If there's one thing I can say, it's this: [06:09] Tama     Before, I never hesitated to     perform my duties as a machine. [06:16] Tama     I was just another screw. [06:21] Tama     But to those who filled me     with so much pointless data, [06:31] Tama     to those who [06:34] Tama     turned me into this oil-drenched screw... [06:40] Tama     Thank you for being my friends. [06:47] Gin     Tama! [07:00] Shin     On that day, the machines chose to     quit being functioning machinery [07:07] Shin     and became completely     useless friends of ours. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People [07:20] G     We've totally lost contact with Earth! [07:23] G     No word on the well-being     of the squads in action! [07:24] G     Even the battleships on standby in     the main formation are being affected! [07:31] En     What is going on? [07:34] Sak     Too bad. [07:37] Sak     They wanted you ta have the best seats     to see the fireworks, Shogun-sama, [07:41] Sak     but it seems they were all wet and soggy. [07:44] Sak     We're tired of standin' around. [07:46] Sak     Could you send us back ta     where our friends are? [07:52] En     Wait. [07:53] Nb     No need. I can tell what happened     without having to see it. [07:57] Nb     I believe I told you [08:00] Nb     that we will not lose! [08:05] G     Whoa. They sank all of the     Liberation Army's battleships! [08:11] Tae     Tama-san... [08:13] Cat     Otose-san, you don't think they... [08:19] Oto     They'll come back, no matter what. [08:25] Gen     You got into a huge fight with     machines from all over the universe. [08:30] Gen     Get a little rest for now. [08:34] Gen     But know that I'll repair you and     work you to the bone again... [08:39] Gen     No matter what. [08:43] Gen     It's a promise. [08:45] Gen     So let us... [08:49] Oto     Let humanity take care of the rest. [08:54] Oto     This place is your home... [09:00] Bo     And we swear to protect it! [09:07] Kon     Even firearms have been neutralized     because of their inner machinery. [09:11] Kon     That old man and his robots did it. [09:14] Kon     They really saved half the world! [09:18] Zen     Man, this sucks. [09:20] Zen     I'd finally prepared myself     for the worst here. [09:23] Zen     Don't be getting my hopes up again. [09:26] Zen     Technology and weapons? [09:28] Zen     Are those the only areas     we were overwhelmed in? [09:34] Zen     Did you forget about numbers? [09:39] Dak     The battle is only getting started. [09:41] Dak     Damn earthlings had a pretty     amusing trick up their sleeve. [09:45] Dak     But we still have weapons right here... [09:49] Dak     We Dakini, feared as tanks of destruction. [09:54] G     Sotatsu-sama... [09:56] Sot     We'll have him carry the load. [09:59] Sot     I have no interest in     revenge, freedom, or glory. [10:03] Sot     But we will take all the spoils. [10:07] Kag     Are those guys going to head     toward the Kabuki District? [10:11] Shin     If such a huge army marches in there... [10:14] Gin     They knew that all along. [10:18] Hij     The geezer and the others used the Kabuki     District as bait knowing this would happen. [10:23] Zen     The most important thing in war     is predicting the enemy's moves. [10:28] Kon     Right now, it's obvious where they     will go and what they're after. [10:35] Kon     Right now, we might be     able to cause a miracle. [10:38] Kon     Edo's biggest hoodlum district     has given Edo one last hope. [10:47] Oto     Close the gates! SIGN    Kabuki District First SIGN    Earth Defense Town SIGN    Kabuki District First [11:00] Tae     All right. [11:01] Tae     This is mankind's final stronghold. [11:05] Tae     Until our friends across Edo come here, [11:07] Tae     we must hold out no matter what. [11:13] Cat     We don't have any means of communication. [11:16] Cat     Will anyone really come for us? [11:18] Tae     They will. [11:20] Tae     We don't need to communicate.     They already know. [11:32] Dak     Charge! [11:39] Tae     They know how much [11:42] Tae     we all love this town. [11:57] Dak     Charge! [12:06] Zen     The enemy's target is the cannon. [12:09] Zen     They think destroying it will fix [12:12] Zen     their broken machines and     reestablish contact with their rear. [12:16] Zen     They have huge numbers,     but that's also their weakness. [12:20] Zen     If we poke at them from multiple     sides and make then panic, [12:22] Zen     they'll soon lose their footing     and go out of control. [12:26] Zen     That said, be careful. [12:27] Zen     Don't go in too deep. Keep your distance. [12:31] Sac     We know. [12:32] Sac     Kabuki District's residents risked     it all to give us this ray of hope. [12:36] Sac     We won't let it be in vain! [12:40] G     Vice Chief! [12:40] G     We're ready! [12:43] Hij     Think we can do this? [12:44] G     If we set up that many, it should work. [12:47] Hij     Listen up. [12:48] Hij     Consider this battle lost if     they reach the Kabuki District. [12:52] Hij     We'll strike at the center of their     long formation and split them up. [12:55] Kon     After that, how many do     we each have to cut down? [12:59] Hij     Let's see... [13:01] Hij     If you cut down two hundred     each, I'll give you a bonus. [13:04] G     Two hundred? [13:05] Oki     Then if I cut down a thousand,     the position of vice chief is mine? [13:12] Hij     I'll consider it. [13:13] G     Wow, the vice chief finally     gave his blessing! [13:15] G     If Captain Okita becomes vice chief,     the world will end anyway. [13:20] Ymz     You can say that again. [13:22] Ymz     But if it's going to end either way,     that way sounds like it'd be more fun. [13:26] Kon     Yeah, I feel the same way. [13:30] Kon     At this point, whether the world ends or not, [13:33] Kon     it's not the Shinsengumi if     we're not protecting Edo. [13:36] Kon     And whether the world ends or not, [13:38] Kon     it's not Odd Jobs if they're not     raising hell in the Kabuki District. [13:42] Kon     Your resting place will find its own     way to you at the end of your life. [13:48] Kon     Go live your life, [13:51] Kon     Odd Jobs. [14:06] Kon     Let's go! [14:22] Mut     How'd Earth look? [14:24] Sak     They're doin' well ta hold out.     You could call it a miracle. [14:29] Sak     But given the difference in     numbers, that won't last long. [14:32] Sak     Unless we stop this war while     they're still hangin' in there, [14:37] Sak     there won't be any more miracles. [14:40] Shi     Do you have any ideas? [14:43] Shi     Actually, even if you did, it's too late now. [14:48] Shi     I've done a horrible thing to you earthlings. [14:51] Shi     Even though I agreed to     a ceasefire with you, [14:54] Shi     I couldn't stop that man. [14:59] Nb     Admiral Shijaku? You're imprisoned, too? [15:03] Shi     The Liberation Army's flame of revenge     has grown too large to stamp out. [15:08] Shi     It won't stop until it burns     everything in its path. [15:10] Sak     If we can't stamp it out,     we just gotta direct it elsewhere. [15:14] Sak     There's someone else we both must fight. [15:19] Shi     If you mean the Tendoshu, they're already... [15:21] Sak     Nah, there's still one. [15:23] Sak     And if we keep fightin' like this,     not only will you not get your revenge, [15:28] Sak     you'll be helpin' him reach     his goal of destroyin' Earth. [15:32] Shi     What do you people know? [15:36] Sak     Let's see... [15:38] Sak     We know that you're the only trustworthy     man in the Liberation Army, at least. [15:45] Sak     Shijaku, if you truly care     about the Liberation Army, [15:49] Sak     if you truly wish to give the     universe its freedom back, [15:52] Sak     then help us. [15:54] Sak     It's not too late. [15:58] Shi     That's not the kind of     line you say in a prison. [16:01] Shi     You people are now completely isolated     from the rest of the universe— [16:06] Sak     You realized, huh? [16:08] Sak     We were prepared for everythin'     once we were summoned here. [16:13] Sak     And we've already laid the groundwork. [16:19] Shi     Another squad? [16:21] Shi     You predicted that things could go south     and split your squad into two beforehand? [16:25] Sak     A stealth ship, our Kaientai's pride and joy! [16:29] Sak     It must be approachin' this HQ by now. [16:32] Sak     Once I give the word,     they'll come chargin' aboard. [16:35] Sak     It's time ta make our comeback, Zura. [16:37] Kat     I'm not Zura. I'm Inmate Number 3692. [16:41] Sak     Oh, sorry. Wrong number. [16:44] Mut     What happened? [16:45] Sak     Radioed the wrong person. [16:47] Sak     That wasn't Zura. It was 3692. [16:50] Kat     I'm not 3692. I'm Katsura. [16:54] Sak     Wait, you're imprisoned, too? [16:56] Sak     Wait a second! Where the hell are you? [17:00] Sak     Didn't I tell you to take care of     things if anything happened ta us? [17:03] Kat     Relax. We're another squad. [17:05] Kat     We were caught for a reason     totally unrelated to yours. [17:08] Sak     That's how you differentiate yourselves? [17:09] Kat     The thing is, after we split up from you, [17:11] Kat     something unexpected happened     while we were standing by. [17:14] (Flashback) Kat     Men, prepare to charge in at any time. [17:18] (Flashback) G     Whoa! [17:19] (Flashback) G     What's the matter? [17:20] (Flashback) G     Well, an enemy ship just     passed right in front of us. [17:24] (Flashback) Kat     Fret not. They cannot see us. [17:28] (Flashback) Kat     This is a stealth ship, after all. [17:29] (Flashback) G     A-Are you sure they can't see us? [17:32] (Flashback) G     I feel like they've been     circling us for a while. [17:34] (Flashback) Kat     You're overthinking it. [17:36] (Flashback) G     But Katsura-san, have you ever actually     seen a stealth ship's exterior? [17:40] (Flashback) G     What do we look like from the outside? [17:43] (Flashback) G     And what is "stealth," anyway? [17:45] (Flashback) Kat     Stealth, well... [17:49] (Flashback) Kat     It must be see-through, or something. [17:52] (Flashback) Kat     Wait! [17:53] (Flashback) Kat     Even if the ship is see-through, we aren't! [17:56] (Flashback) Kat     Which means... [17:59] (Flashback) Kat     We're totally visible! SIGN    You're wrong, Katsura-san. This ship and all of us on it can't be seen from the outside. [18:04] (Flashback) Kat     O-Oh, okay. So everything is     see-through, including us? [18:08] (Flashback) Kat     Wait! [18:09] (Flashback) Kat     Even if we are see-through,     what we take in from the outside [18:12] (Flashback) Kat     and all of its residue... [18:16] (Flashback) Kat     It's totally visible! SIGN    You're wrong, Katsura-san. Stealth here refers to technology that conceals an object using camouflage which adapts to the surrounding scenery. [18:22] (Flashback) Kat     Oh, is that how it is? I see. [18:24] (Flashback) Kat     So even if our insides are visible, [18:27] (Flashback) Kat     this technology will make the ship     adapt to that and hide us all. [18:30] (Flashback) Kat     It's totally visible after all! [18:34] (Flashback) Kat     Damn you, Sakamoto! [18:35] (Flashback) Kat     How dare you make us ride     this piece of junk?! SIGN    Forget it. [18:38] (Flashback) Kat     Men, hurry up and camouflage yourselves! [18:41] (Flashback) Kat     Turn off the lights! [18:42] (Flashback) Kat     Hide your presence! [18:43] (Flashback) Kat     Become one with space! [18:45] (Flashback) Kat     You are nothing! Blend in with     the space all around you! [18:48] (Flashback) Kat     You are a part of space, and space itself! [18:54] (Flashback) G     Uh, Katsura-san? [18:56] (Flashback) G     We can't see anything. [19:02] Kat     So yeah, we rammed into some ship     thanks to your piece of junk. [19:07] Sak     You mean thanks to the junk you call a brain! [19:09] Kat     Before we knew it, we'd been surrounded     and captured by some strange group. [19:14] Sak     Not the Liberation Army? [19:16] Kat     Yeah, not them. [19:17] Kat     They're a weird bunch with something     indecent-looking growing from their foreheads. [19:22] Kat     You know what they said to us? [19:24] Kat     "We didn't capture you.     We took you into our care." [19:30] Kat     This ship exists to safeguard the     species of Earth from its demise... [19:34] Hata     Noah's Ark. [19:36] Jii     Truly. [19:37] Hata     Good job gathering all of these, Gramps. [19:40] Jii     Thank you. [19:41] Jii     We took advantage of the chaos of war and     went around cattle mutilating everything. [19:45] Jii     That planet is doomed to destruction.     Anyone who would complain is going to die, too. [19:50] Hata     Yes. If anything, they should be thanking me. [19:53] Hata     I'm saving these animals from extinction     and even making them my pets. SIGN    Mongrel [19:58] Hata     But couldn't you take a more uniform     sample? This is really lopsided. SIGN    Matsudaira Dog SIGN    Watanabe Dog [20:02] Jii     Dogs are a truly diverse species. SIGN    Shimura Dog [20:06] Hata     Oh, really? [20:09] Hata     And this one's dead! SIGN    Underdog [20:12] Jii     That's a loser underdog. [20:15] Jii     Believe it or not, it's actually alive. [20:18] Hata     Is that true?! [20:19] Jii     It can't protect its loved     ones or die with them. [20:23] Jii     It's a creature that goes through     life simply withering away. [20:26] Hata     I see. Such a pitiful creature. [20:30] Hata     But don't worry. I won't let you die. [20:33] Hata     Even if you suffer so much you want to die, [20:36] Hata     I won't let you die. [20:37] Hata     You're my dear pet. [20:39] Hata     Anyway, I heard you captured a new species? [20:43] Jii     Oh, it's over there. SIGN    Joi Rebill [20:45] Jii     It seems our men picked them up     after our ship ran them over. [20:50] Hata     Joi Rebill? [20:52] Hata     Like a type of billed duck? [20:54] Hata     Hey, are you cleaning the cage? [20:57] Hata     All I can see is dung!     The thing's nowhere to be found! [20:59] Jii     Ah, the old zoo cliché. [21:01] Jii     A cage where you can't see     the animal, wait as you may, [21:03] Jii     and can only see its poop all over. [21:05] Hata     Look, forget about the cliché.     Where's the Joi Rebill? [21:08] Jii     That's a zoo cliché, too. [21:09] Jii     You think it's poop, but it was     actually a coiled-up Joi Rebill. [21:12] Hata     That's a Joi Rebill? Joi Rebills coil up?! [21:19] Jii     P-Prince! [21:21] Kat     You'd best be careful. [21:22] Kat     Joi Rebills adapt to their surroundings     and hide their presence. [21:27] Kat     Do you know what that's called? [21:31] Kat     Stealth. [21:32] G     Unhand the prince! [21:34] Kat     An ark to safeguard the species? [21:37] Kat     Don't be such cheapskates. [21:41] Kat     Why not build an ark big enough     to save the entire planet? [21:49] Hata     No, wait... Don't... [21:53] ---     I'm... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... [22:04] Hata     I puked... SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:39] King     I don't have long left. [23:41] King     So I must resolve this problem before I go. [23:46] G     That's what you call a king. [23:49] E     My name is Dragonia. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Men Must Live Not Long     or Thick, but Hard SIGN    Huh? Wait a second. SIGN    What kind of story is starting up here? SIGN    What about the gang in space? Who the hell is Dragonia? SIGN    If that's what you're thinking, look forward to next week! E348 - Men Must Live Not Long Nor Thick, but Hard Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] (Flashback) K     Men, [00:07] (Flashback) K     I called you here for one reason: SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [00:11] (Flashback) K     there is an issue causing     unrest in the court, [00:14] (Flashback) K     and I felt the need to     discuss it immediately. [00:19] (Flashback) K     I have heard all about it. [00:21] (Flashback) K     Ever since I fell sick, [00:23] (Flashback) K     the struggle for the right to succeed     me as king of Planet Okoku [00:28] (Flashback) K     has split you all into two factions [00:30] (Flashback) K     that are locked in an ugly     conflict over succession. [00:34] (Flashback) K     This is all my fault for being weak. [00:40] (Flashback) K     I don't have long left. [00:42] (Flashback) K     So I must resolve this problem before I go. [00:47] (Flashback) Jii     Your Highness, you needn't     trouble yourself with this. [00:51] (Flashback) Jii     Our utmost desire is to see you remain     on the throne for as long as possible. [00:57] (Flashback) Jii     Please leave the administration     to us and focus on recovering. [01:02] (Flashback) Jii     Prince Hata is leading us     retainers in your stead. [01:08] (Flashback) Jii     His kind heart, filled with     love for every living being, [01:13] (Flashback) Jii     is propping us all up. [01:15] (Flashback) Jii     He will surely be a wonderful king. [01:19] (Flashback) Dan     Kindness? [01:21] (Flashback) Dan     Nes, are you saying that     qualifies him to be king? [01:25] (Flashback) Dan     Can a "kind" prince who ignores     national affairs to dote on animals [01:29] (Flashback) Dan     really protect the subjects? [01:30] (Flashback) Jii     Dan! You dare to insult the     prince in front of the king?! [01:34] (Flashback) Dan     I'm prepared to sacrifice     my life to say this. [01:38] (Flashback) Dan     Your Highness! [01:39] (Flashback) Dan     Only Prince Barkas can lead     this country and its people! [01:44] (Flashback) Dan     His acumen in military     strategy, his political savvy, [01:47] (Flashback) Dan     and above all, his status as the eldest     son make him truly fit to be king! [01:51] (Flashback) Dan     So why hasn't he been appointed successor? [01:54] (Flashback) Jii     Dan, don't cause any more political     unrest than you already have. [01:57] (Flashback) Dan     Shut up! [01:57] (Flashback) Dan     You're just a hyena who wants     to leech off of Prince Hata! [02:01] (Flashback) Jii     Hmph. You know very well why     he hasn't been made successor. [02:05] (Flashback) Jii     Prince Barkas certainly is brilliant     and has a personality fit to be king. [02:11] (Flashback) Jii     But there is one kingly quality that     he crucially loses out to Prince Hata on. [02:19] (Flashback) Jii     That's right. He is tiny! [02:23] (Flashback) Jii     Oh, pardon me. I forgot that     you're pretty small yourself. [02:27] (Flashback) Jii     I mean the symbol of our     race's males and our pride: SIGN    Peerinitis [02:30] (Flashback) Jii     Peerinitis. [02:32] (Flashback) Jii     Or, for short, Penis! SIGN    Penis [02:34] (Flashback) Jii     Since ancient times, a male's worth has     been decided by his forehead Penis's size, [02:39] (Flashback) Jii     and we've placed utmost importance on it. [02:41] (Flashback) Jii     Regardless of everything else,     the one with the bigger Penis is better. [02:44] (Flashback) Jii     The one with the bigger     Penis is more popular. [02:46] (Flashback) Jii     The one with the bigger Penis     has an easier time hailing taxis. [02:48] (Flashback) Jii     The one with the bigger Penis     is a superior creature! [02:52] (Flashback) Jii     The royal family is no exception. [02:55] (Flashback) Jii     Even if he was born first,     even if he's hugely talented, [02:59] (Flashback) Jii     one with a tiny Penis     has no right to be king! [03:05] (Flashback) Jii     Because while hard work can     make up for a lack of talent, [03:08] (Flashback) Jii     nothing can be done about Penis size! [03:11] (Flashback) Jii     You want to ignore that tradition     and make a tiny man king?! [03:14] (Flashback) Jii     Have some shame! [03:16] (Flashback) Dan     H-He's not tiny! Even the prince     is average when erect... [03:19] (Flashback) G     Dan, don't go there.     Don't bring up erections. [03:21] (Flashback) Jii     If you bring that up, Prince Hata is     much bigger when he has a chub, too! [03:25] (Flashback) G     Nes, don't go there. Don't bring up chubs. [03:28] (Flashback) Dan     I'm saying that the tradition     is a blight on our race! [03:31] (Flashback) Dan     Can one rule the country with one's Penis? [03:33] (Flashback) Dan     Even if he has a small Penis, a talented     man will build a better country! [03:37] (Flashback) Dan     Who cares about a Penis?     What is a Penis, anyway?! [03:41] (Flashback) Jii     Are you insulting His Highness? [03:43] (Flashback) Jii     He became king solely through     the size of his Penis! [03:46] (Flashback) Jii     If you took his Penis away,     what would he have left? [03:48] (Flashback) Jii     Just water, that's what! [03:49] (Flashback) Dan     You're the one insulting him! [03:51] (Flashback) Dan     His Highness has plenty of     virtues aside from his Penis. [03:53] (Flashback) Jii     What are they? Enlighten us! [03:54] (Flashback) Dan     U-Uh, you know, he has an     easier time hailing taxis! [03:57] (Flashback) Jii     That's because he has a big Penis! [03:59] (Flashback) Jii     His Highness has nothing but his Penis!     He has to stake it all on his Penis! [04:02] (Flashback) Jii     Turn it around, and it means even a blockhead     can be competent if he has a big Penis. [04:07] (Flashback) Jii     As long as he has a big Penis,     everything else will work itself out! [04:09] (Flashback) Jii     Right, Your Highness? [04:13] (Flashback) Jii     Your Highness! [04:14] (Flashback) Jii     Hang in there, Peni— Your Highness! [04:17] (Flashback) Dan     Call a doctor! [04:20] (Flashback) Jii     Your Highness, please tell us before you go! [04:23] (Flashback) Dan     Who will be the next king? [04:24] (Flashback) Jii     The one with the big Penis? [04:26] (Flashback) Dan     The one who has a smaller     Penis but is capable? [04:28] (Flashback) Jii     Big Penis? [04:29] (Flashback) Dan     Smaller Penis but capable? [04:30] (Flashback) Bo     Your Highness! [04:34] (Flashback) K     Th-The one... who has a big     Penis... and is capable... [04:45] (Flashback) Bark     I suppose Father could     never forget about Brother. [04:51] (Flashback) Bark     Our elder brother, [04:53] (Flashback) Bark     First Prince of Planet Okoku, Dragonia. [04:58] (Flashback) Bark     A hero who was hailed as     the Nine-Dragon Prince. [05:01] (Flashback) Bark     At the young age of five, his Penis     was as long as a dragon's whisker, SIGN    5 years old [05:05] (Flashback) Bark     and his talents threatened to pierce     the heavens, like a dragon's horns. [05:11] (Flashback) Bark     They said that the country was     sure to prosper if he became king. [05:18] (Flashback) Bark     But the massive size of his     Penis led to tragedy, [05:21] (Flashback) Bark     and he left us all behind. [05:24] (Flashback) Bark     That's what you call a king. [05:27] (Flashback) Hata     Th-That's not true, Brother! [05:30] (Flashback) Hata     You're just as good! It's just, your Penis... [05:35] (Flashback) Hata     Sorry. [05:36] (Flashback) Bark     Don't say that, Hata. [05:38] (Flashback) Bark     In these peaceful times, a kind man     like you is better suited to be king. [05:44] (Flashback) Bark     But if I remain here, that     peace won't last long. [05:49] (Flashback) Bark     Fighting will surely break     out over the throne. [05:52] (Flashback) Bark     Become a kind king who loves     all living beings, Hata. [06:01] (Flashback) Hata     Brother... [06:06] Hata     Brother... [06:09] Hata     Close shave! I died for a moment just now! [06:13] Hata     What's this? What's going     on right now, again? [06:15] G     Unhand the prince, you knave! [06:18] Kat     Prince Half-Wit... I'd heard     that you love animals, [06:22] Kat     but to think you'd build an ark     to keep Earth's species alive... [06:27] Kat     I see you in a new light now. [06:28] Kat     But there's something     you should keep in mind. [06:31] Kat     Earth also has savage beasts     that you can't handle. [06:35] Kat     Send word to your country at once! [06:38] Kat     "The prince's life is in danger! [06:40] Kat     Gather up all the troops in the     country and rush to his aid! [06:45] Kat     The entire army of Planet Okoku must     make the prince's wish come true. [06:49] Kat     We must rise up to protect Earth     and stop the Liberation Army!" [06:54] Sak     Zura! You... [06:56] Sak     In this desperate situation, [06:57] Sak     are you trying to find Earth an ally? [07:00] Hat     Are you out of your mind?! [07:01] Hat     You want us to fight the     entire universe for you lot?! [07:05] Kat     I'm not telling you to fight. [07:07] Kat     The Liberation Army is     currently rooted to Earth. [07:11] Kat     They think it has no allies     across the universe. [07:14] Kat     What do you think will happen if     an allied army suddenly shows up? SIGN    Liberation Army [07:19] Kat     All you need to do is draw     the enemy's attention. SIGN    Okoku Army [07:22] Kat     After that, you're free to flee if you want. SIGN    Not Zura,     Katsura [07:24] Kat     We'll take that opportunity to take over     the Liberation Army's HQ and stop the war. [07:30] Kat     This way, you can protect     all of Earth's species. [07:33] Hata     Screw you! Our own species     could die out from this! [07:36] Hata     Besides, why should I care     about Earth's survival? [07:39] Hata     I was just building a collection!     Who the hell brought this stray dog in?! [07:43] Jii     Your orders were to take in species     from Earth at random, Prince. [07:47] Hata     Can't you tell the difference [07:48] Hata     between species that are better off dead     and ones that need protection, geezer?! [07:51] Jii     Understood, Prince. [07:54] Jii     Hey, get rid of the Joi Rebills     along with that white pig. [07:57] Hata     Sorry about that. Protect the pig, okay? [07:59] Hata     The pig can live, don't you think? [08:02] Jii     Don't you get it? [08:03] Jii     Right now, your life isn't in the hands     of the Joi Rebills or the Liberation Army, [08:08] Jii     but this old man here! [08:10] Jii     Where's your reply, pig? [08:12] Hata     O-Oink! [08:13] Jii     Hear that, men? [08:15] Jii     To protect our country,     the prince is acting like a pig [08:18] Jii     and telling you to shoot him and the enemy. [08:21] Jii     Pull the trigger. [08:22] Hata     Nothing's changed! [08:24] Mad     That stray dog [08:26] Mad     ain't the only one in here. [08:30] Mad     Why not get rid of it along     with the baa-ing white goat? [08:35] Hata     You! [08:36] Kat     You sure took your time,     Chief of Immigration. [08:39] Mad     Yeah. Sorry to keep you waiting. [08:42] Mad     I had to get up from clinging to     the ground and drag myself here. [08:46] Mad     Cut me some slack. [08:47] Mad     A loser underdog has his own way of flying. [08:52] Mad     I munched on dog food and did the     dog paddle to get all the way here. [08:57] Mad     Now, shall we be on our way, Master? [09:00] Kat     It's time for a walk. [09:02] Jii     No! I don't want to die, but I don't want     to fight the Liberation Army, either! [09:06] Hata     Serves you right! This is what     you get for getting carried away! [09:08] Jii     It's all your fault for bringing this guy     in to get your revenge, Prince Hog! [09:12] Hata     Hasegawa-san! Kill that geezer already! [09:14] Jii     Hey, Joi Rebills! I'll work with     you, so kill that pig prince! [09:17] Hata     Somebody shut that geezer up! Fire! [09:20] Jii     Go ahead and fire! But make     sure to kill that pig after me! [09:23] Hata     Fire, now! [09:24] Jii     Open fire! [09:32] Dan     I opened fire, [09:34] Dan     just as you ordered. [09:37] Hata     Dan, you! [09:46] Kat     Gunfire? [09:47] Kat     Zura, what's going on?! [09:49] Kat     Zura! [09:54] Dan     I have waited a long time for this. [09:57] Dan     I've waited ever since you     people exiled Prince Barkas [10:02] Dan     for this moment when I could wipe out     the morons with nothing but big Penises [10:05] Dan     and establish a country of tiny ones. [10:08] Dan     If we joined forces with Earth, [10:11] Dan     not only would our country get wiped     out, but also our entire planet. [10:15] Dan     At least be of use to the     country with your dying breath, [10:18] Dan     by disappearing from this world     along with your incompetent Penises. [10:21] Kat     Elizabeth... Hey, Elizabeth! [10:24] Dan     But before you go, I have     something to ask you. [10:29] Dan     Why did you stay a prince even     after you took over the country? [10:33] Dan     Why'd you leave the throne empty     instead of becoming king?! [10:41] Shi     But you do have a king. [10:43] Shi     A capable man with a huge Penis, [10:46] Shi     the Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia. [10:49] Shi     Back then, you said this... [10:54] (Flashback) Hata     Brother, he's right here. [10:58] (Flashback) Hata     With his big Penis and vast     talents... He's right here. [11:02] (Flashback) Hata     I have a big Penis, [11:04] (Flashback) Hata     and you're overflowing with talent. [11:07] (Flashback) Hata     If we work together, we can be Dragonia. [11:11] (Flashback) Hata     So I'll remain a prince and wait. [11:18] Shi     "Wait for the other half of me and Dragonia." [11:24] Shi     Dan, stand down! [11:26] Shi     Who do you think that man is? [11:29] Shi     Who do you think we are? [11:37] Shi     It's the return of the king. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [13:19] Shi     Leaving my kid brother alone, [13:21] Shi     I left the country [13:24] Shi     so that the peaceful country would     have a kind king befitting it, [13:32] Shi     believing that there'd be a country     out there that suited me more. [13:50] (Flashback) En     Oh? I didn't know our lukewarm     neighbors had a fiery man like you. [13:56] (Flashback) En     Who are you? [14:00] (Flashback) Shi     On a battlefield, both princes and laymen     fall to the ground equally as corpses. [14:08] (Flashback) Shi     Isn't that right, Prince Ensho? [14:11] Shi     I cast aside my name,     my status, and my Penis, [14:14] Shi     and kept fighting in search     of a country of my own. [14:18] Shi     But the place at the end of my journey [14:22] Shi     was here after all. [14:25] Shi     My little brother, Hata. [14:28] Shi     Seeing you still waiting for me     to return made me realize [14:32] Shi     that I was merely running away. [14:36] Shi     The battlefield I belonged on was     in front of my eyes all along. [14:42] Shi     Hata, forgive me. I made you fight     all by yourself for so long. [14:48] Shi     But I will not run away anymore. [14:52] Shi     Even if standing beside my kid brother     with a big Penis covers me in disgrace, [14:58] Shi     even if the responsibility of being a     great prince's kid brother crushes me, [15:04] Shi     I will fight alongside you! [15:07] Shi     Exposing this tiny Penis for all to see! [15:12] Shi     Men, we are the great Okoku Kingdom's king, [15:16] Shi     Dragonia! [15:20] Jii     P-Prince? [15:22] Dan     No way... He was alive? [15:25] Shi     Dan, you people once tried to make me king. [15:30] Shi     Could you lower your guns     out of respect for me? [15:36] Shi     This is no time to be     fighting over Penis sizes. [15:40] Shi     Both tiny and big must join     Penises and fight together. [15:44] Shi     To that end, the big Hata and     the tiny me will become king! [15:49] Shi     Let's work together and take     down the Liberation— [15:52] Dan     Don't be fooled! [15:53] Dan     He died a long time ago! [15:55] Dan     Exorcise the specter that threatens     to lead our tiny Penis faction astray! [15:58] Shi     You can't believe, Dan? [16:00] Shi     Then come see me! I'll show you my     Penis that's just as tiny as yours! [16:05] Dan     Wh-What are you doing? Hurry up and fire. [16:07] G     B-But Minister, that huge Penis is definitely... [16:12] Shi     Huge penis? [16:13] Shi     Huh? Who are you talking about? [16:22] Kat     E-Elizabeth... [16:24] G     The hell is that? [16:25] G     Something outrageous came out of     Elizabeth-san after he got knocked out! [16:29] Jii     Prince, you might not remember     because you were so young, [16:34] Jii     but I have never once forgotten the sight. [16:39] Jii     That giant Penis that looks     like a dragon's whisker [16:42] Jii     definitely belongs to the eldest of     the three princes of Planet Okoku, [16:46] Jii     the one who was considered     to have died in an accident, [16:49] Jii     the legendary Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia! [16:56] ---     That's what you meant?! [16:58] Shi     There was another prince there, too? [17:00] Shi     Was nobody listening to me at all? [17:03] Shi     Hey, Hata? Dan? [17:04] Shi     Are you listening to me? [17:05] Dan     Fire! Hurry up and fire! SIGN    Eight One Two Seven Nine Three Six Five Four SIGN    One SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Four SIGN    Five SIGN    Six SIGN    Seven SIGN    Eight SIGN    Nine SIGN    One SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Four SIGN    Five SIGN    Six SIGN    Seven SIGN    Eight SIGN    Nine SIGN    One SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Four SIGN    Five SIGN    Six SIGN    Seven SIGN    Eight SIGN    Nine SIGN    Nine-Headed Dragon Thrash SIGN    Nine-Headed Dragon Thrash! SIGN    One SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Four SIGN    Five SIGN    Six SIGN    Seven SIGN    Eight SIGN    Nine [17:21] Jii     What power! [17:23] Jii     A technique most worthy of Nine-Dragon,     said to possess nine Penis heads. [17:27] Hata     Gramps, forget a worthy Nine-Dragon     technique, isn't that just a rip-off? [17:30] Hata     Isn't it just Nine-Headed Dragon Trash? [17:34] Jii     You're alive, Prince Dragonia? [17:37] Hata     You're letting them out? [17:38] Jii     You look different now, but I've never     forgotten how your Penis looked. [17:42] Hata     Hey, Gramps! You call it a Penis,     but it might actually be one! [17:45] Hata     It might be the one that     hangs from the crotch! [17:48] Kat     Elizabeth, you... [17:55] Penis     Katsura-san, I've always lived through     life not knowing anything about myself. [17:59] Hata     Uh, Gramps? The Penis is talking! [18:01] Penis     Who was I, and where was I born? [18:04] Penis     I've lived my life never thinking     about that or questioning it. [18:08] Hata     Hey, Gramps! Which one's Brother here? [18:11] Hata     Which one's the actual body?     Is this what he was like? [18:13] Penis     But when I hit my head hard just     now, I feel like I caught a glimpse. [18:18] Penis     I think I once had an accident     so bad that I forgot who I was. [18:26] Penis     And while I was on the brink of death... SIGN    From now on, you're one of us. [18:50] Penis     I don't recall the details. [18:53] Penis     But there is just one thing     I've clearly remembered. [18:57] Penis     My name is Dragonia. [18:59] Hata     Dragonia, my foot! [19:01] Hata     What was that flashback? [19:02] Hata     The one that showed up midway     looked more like you! [19:05] Hata     Which one was you, and how did Brother     end up like this from that situation? [19:09] Jii     I don't really understand all of it, [19:12] Jii     but since his Penis is big,     does it really matter? [19:14] Hata     Are you looking at nothing but     the Penis, you shitty geezer? [19:17] Jii     Prince Dragonia! [19:18] Jii     We have eagerly awaited your     return, the return of our king! [19:22] G     Prince Hata! Are you all right? [19:25] G     What happened here? [19:28] G     Wait! That Penis... [19:29] Hata     Hey, you guys try talking     some sense into him, too. [19:32] Hata     Gramps is saying this monster     Penis is Prince Dragonia. [19:36] G     Our King, please give us the order     to shoot that insolent pig to death. [19:40] Hata     A big Penis is enough to get you to     switch sides? You guys are way too easy! [19:44] Jii     Could you please return home [19:46] Jii     and rebuild the country that     the stupid prince ruined? [19:49] Hata     Who're you calling the stupid prince? [19:51] Penis     Dragonia doesn't exist within me anymore. SIGN    That's just an empty name. [19:57] Penis     I'm not Dragonia from Planet Okoku anymore. SIGN    I've become Elizabeth from Earth. [20:02] Penis     So I have no right to be king. [20:06] Penis     But even if I can't be king, [20:08] Penis     I can fight with you and help     you take back your king. [20:13] Penis     They may be lacking as kings by themselves, [20:16] Penis     but together... [20:17] Penis     No, if they have your support, [20:20] Penis     I'm sure they'll be splendid kings. [20:23] Penis     So would you please fight alongside us? [20:30] Penis     Earth is all alone in the universe,     and I want you to be its friend! SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Men Must Live Not Long     Nor Thick, but Hard [20:50] G     The path! The enemy's interference     has split up our force! [20:57] G     The squad in the rear is     being ambushed by the enemy. [21:00] G     Shall we go back to help? [21:03] Dak     No need. [21:05] Dak     It's mere child's play that must be ignored. [21:07] Dak     Desperate schemes can't overturn     the difference in numbers. [21:11] Dak     Let's go! [21:19] Dak     Oh? I thought it was just     a ploy to slow us down, [21:25] Dak     but they're seriously out to stop us, huh? [21:31] Cat     Looks like it's started. [21:33] Oto     Are they dividing the enemy SIGN    Kabuki District SIGN    Divide SIGN    Oniwaban SIGN    Oniwaban SIGN    Shinsengumi [21:35] Oto     and trying to weaken them     before they get here, perhaps? SIGN    Kabuki District First [21:40] Oto     It's time. [21:42] Oto     I hope you're all ready. [21:47] G     Detected enemy approach! [21:51] All     Let's go! [21:55] Oto     Open combat! [22:05] Shin     Gin-san?! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:39] Shin     Wait! Time out! [23:41] Shin     We're on your side! We're Odd Jobs! [23:44] Sai     I hope you're prepared to     have your balls plucked out! SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes     Like the Inch-High Samurai SIGN    The Liberation Army reaches the Kabuki District, SIGN    and the residents must all fight together. SIGN    The back-and-forth battle at the Kabuki District begins! SIGN    And you may have been suddenly taken out, but stand up and fight, Gintoki! [24:05] ---     Thank you all for coming. E349 - Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes     Like the Inch-High Samurai SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:42] G     The path! The enemy's interference     has split up our force! [01:49] G     The squad in the rear is     being ambushed by the enemy. [01:52] G     Shall we go back to help? [01:54] Dak     No need. [01:57] Dak     It's mere child's play that must be ignored. [01:59] Dak     Desperate schemes can't overturn     the difference in numbers. [02:03] Dak     Let's go! [02:11] Dak     Oh? I thought it was just     a ploy to slow us down, [02:17] Dak     but they're seriously out to stop us, huh? [02:23] Cat     Looks like it's started. [02:25] Oto     Are they dividing the enemy SIGN    Kabuki District SIGN    Divide SIGN    Oniwaban SIGN    Oniwaban SIGN    Shinsengumi [02:27] Oto     and trying to weaken them     before they get here, perhaps? SIGN    Kabuki District First [02:32] Oto     It's time. [02:34] Oto     I hope you're all ready. [02:38] G     Detected enemy approach! [02:43] All     Let's go! [02:46] Oto     Open combat! [02:54] Shin     Gin-san?! [02:56] Shin     Wait! Time out! [02:59] Shin     We're on your side! We're Odd Jobs! [03:02] Gin     My eyeball. My eyeball fell out. [03:03] Gin     Grab it, please! [03:06] Tae     Shin-chan? [03:07] Tae     Wait, everyone. [03:09] Shin     Sis! [03:10] Tae     Thank goodness. You're all okay. [03:12] Gin     Do I look okay to you?! [03:14] Gin     It's like I've been pounded in     the head with a barbed-wire bat! [03:18] Gin     Apologize to me and Glenn,     you Walking Violence broad— [03:22] Shin     Sis! Can't you hear me asking you to stop?! [03:24] Gin     My ball. My ball fell out. [03:26] Gin     Grab it, please! [03:26] Tae     It's okay. I'm throwing     these with my bare hands. [03:28] Kag     Not picking this one up. [03:29] Shin     Like hell it's okay! [03:31] Tae     Right now, the Kabuki District     is an impregnable fortress! [03:35] Tae     Stay away if you don't want to get hurt! [03:38] Shin     Say that to the enemy, not your allies! [03:39] Shin     And how long are you going     to keep hurling those rocks? [03:41] Tae     That's not what I mean! The enemy's     already there! You need to run! [03:46] Kag     Out of the frying pan and into     the fire! Look for an entrance! [03:51] Gin     Who's that kicking my ball?! [03:53] Tet     This way, Shinpachi-kun! [03:55] Shin     Tetsuko-san! [03:56] Tet     Just wait. I'll open up right away. [03:58] Tet     Here we go... [04:00] Tet     Open, Hell's Gate! [04:08] Tet     All right! [04:08] Shin     "All right," my ass!     What the hell is "Hell's Gate"? [04:11] Tet     Hell's Gate is a weapon I designed     that beckons the enemy to hell. [04:15] Shin     Don't ask someone to use     such a dangerous entrance! [04:19] Tet     Once you go in, you can never get out. [04:21] Tet     It's a weapon that's both an entrance     and not an entrance at the same time. [04:23] Shin     Don't go building such     misleading pieces of trash! [04:26] Shin     Ack! [04:27] Tet     There's another entrance over     there if you want to use it. [04:29] Shin     Where? [04:31] Tet     Heaven's Gate. [04:32] Tet     It's a weapon that beckons enemies to heaven     and is both an entrance and not an entrance. [04:36] Shin     It's the same thing either way! [04:38] Shin     Gin-san! I can't! [04:40] Shin     There aren't any entrances anywhere! [04:41] Gin     Hold up! [04:42] Shin     Wait, you're still chasing after your ball?! [04:44] Ago     This way, Pako. [04:45] Gin     Y-You're... [04:47] Gin     A... A-Antonio! [04:49] Ago     It's Agomi! You only got the "A" right! [04:51] Ago     I'll open up right now. Just wait. [04:53] Gin     Th-Thanks! [04:57] Ago     You're finally home, Pako. [04:58] Ago     Welcome... [04:59] Ago     to the Morocco Gate. [05:01] Shin     There's an entrance to an entirely     different world over there! [05:04] Gin     Give back my little boy! [05:06] Gin     You want money? Because crown jewel? [05:08] Gin     I'll arrange money somehow, [05:09] Gin     so carefully put my boy in a     bag and soak it in cold water! [05:13] Gin     Please! [05:15] Shin     Behind you! [05:17] Sai     I don't know if you guys came to     pluck Earth for yourselves or what, [05:22] Sai     but I hope you're prepared to     have your balls plucked out! [05:28] Shin     In the end, that's another Hell's Gate! [05:30] Shin     Pull yourself together, Gin-san! [05:33] Kag     Hey, Gin-chan! Shinpachi! [05:36] Kag     There's an entrance over here! [05:39] Gin     Don't be so loud! The enemy will hear you! [05:41] Shin     Kagura-chan! [05:42] Gin     Kagura! [05:45] Kag     Oh? Who might these boys be? [05:49] Kag     I don't remember asking for     these ruffians, Kyoshiro. [05:53] Kyo     We're truly sorry, Kagura-sama. [05:56] Kyo     Members of the Liberation Army,     Takamagahara here is a host club, [06:00] Kyo     a place to entertain ladies. [06:02] Kyo     I'm sorry, but we don't entertain men, [06:05] Kyo     especially those who bring     in such dangerous items. [06:09] G     The hell are these guys     talking about? Get 'em! [06:12] Kag     Enough, Kyoshiro. [06:15] Kag     If they want in so badly, we just have     to make them acceptable for entry. [06:20] Kag     Five Koronamin Cs for these boys. [06:23] Kag     In return, confiscate those     evil things they're carrying. [06:27] Sai     Five Koronamin Cs and five dcks [06:31] Sai     coming right up. [06:34] Shin     Nothing's changed from before! [06:37] Shin     And why are you collapsing with them?! [06:40] Gin     Somehow, I can understand their pain. [06:45] Shin     Don't make it sound so profound. [06:49] HB     Use this. [06:51] Shin     Kozenigata-san! [06:53] Gin     You're telling us to climb using this? [06:55] HB     Don't worry. The queen and I...     I mean, we'll pull you up from here. SIGN    Super S and Super M     You can meet your true self [07:01] Shin     Did you just say the queen? [07:02] HB     The rope may be a bit slippery, though. [07:05] Shin     Why is it slippery? SIGN    Adult Society      Super S and Super M     You can meet your true self [07:07] HB     If you can't handle that,     tie it to your body. [07:10] HB     If possible, try the turtle-shell knot. [07:13] HB     That might help make her more potent. [07:16] Shin     Wait, where are you?     What were you doing up until now? [07:20] HB     Anyway, just trust me and her... [07:24] HB     Trust this revolting pig! [07:27] Gin     Hey, I just heard a thwack! You okay? [07:29] HB     Once you've grabbed the     rope, try not to move. [07:32] HB     Please don't flail around! [07:34] HB     Ready? One, two... [07:37] HB     Ow! [07:38] Shin     Hey! Are you okay?! [07:40] Shin     Why does it seem like you're tied up, too?     You're connected to this rope, aren't you? [07:44] HB     Don't worry! We also tied it     to a pig so we wouldn't let go! [07:48] Shin     Uh, that's not what it looked like, though. [07:50] Shin     It was an extremely complicated     way to tie a rope! [07:53] HB     My queen, this really won't work. [07:56] HB     The pig's going to get ripped to shreds. [07:58] HB     Look, it's starting to go purple. [08:00] HB     I did say I wanted to try the craziest     Z course before Earth was destroyed... [08:05] Gin     Hey! What do you mean, Z course? [08:07] HB     "You have two balls, so pull one guy     up with each"? That's impossible! [08:13] Gin     What the hell is this rope     tied to on the other end? [08:15] Gin     What kinky stuff are you getting into? [08:16] HB     Oink! Oink! Oink! SIGN    Super S and Super M     You can meet your true self [08:20] Gin     All I hear is thwacks and oinks now! [08:22] Gin     What happened? [08:23] Gin     The enemy's almost here! Say something! [08:26] HB     Oink! [08:27] Gin     Something other than "oink"! [08:29] Sai     Got you covered. [08:31] Sai     If you want to be shredded so badly... [08:34] HB     Oink! [08:34] Sai     I'll shred you all you want! [08:36] HB     Oink! [08:40] G     What is this? [08:40] G     What's with these guys? [08:43] G     What's with this town? [08:45] Dak     I figured it was nothing more     than a resident-defended town, [08:48] Dak     but it seems they have more backbone than     soldiers who can't even fight without guns. [08:55] Dak     But stronger bones mean     nothing when faced with us. [09:00] Dak     They will be reduced to powder all the same. [09:10] Dak     Of course, that goes for this metal town, too. SIGN    Earth Defense Town SIGN    Kabuki District First [09:33] Shin     He destroyed the gate... [09:37] Shin     with just one strike! [10:00] Zen     Yeah, you really can't stop a tidal wave     of soldiers with cheap tricks alone. [10:06] Kon     We can't hold them off! The enemy's     going to reach the Kabuki District! [10:08] Hij     Don't think! Just focus on cutting     down as many as you can for now! [10:12] Hij     I've sent another squad already! [10:14] Hij     But who knows how useful they will be? [10:18] Hij     Can those massive monsters*     really be stopped by humans? [10:48] Dak     Break! Destroy! Smash! [10:51] Dak     Reduce this town to rubble! [10:53] Dak     That rubble will form the path we walk! [10:56] G     Run away! [10:59] G     Those guys are coming here! [11:01] Hana     Otae-chan! [11:02] Tae     Oryo, Hana-chan! [11:04] Hana     The catapult was broken. [11:06] Or     Do we have any other traps?     Otherwise they'll get to us! [11:11] Tae     Take them somewhere safe. [11:13] Or     Otae! [11:14] Tae     Sorry. There is nothing you can do anymore. [11:19] Or     Otae... [11:20] G     Hurry! If we want to     escape, it's now or never! [11:23] Or     Wait! Otae, you come, too! [11:31] Tae     Run! [11:51] Sai     They're really giving me, Saigo of the     White Loincloth, such a hard time... [11:57] Sai     How many of these have gotten into town?! [12:00] Gin     Beats me! [12:01] Gin     But if we keep fighting the enemies outside,     the ones inside will crush the town. [12:06] Gin     And if we keep fighting the enemies     inside, the ones outside will overrun us. [12:10] Sai     So it's a matter of preference? [12:13] Gin     I'll handle the ones left over. [12:15] Sai     Are you sure you want to let me choose? [12:18] Gin     Our lives will be in danger either way. [12:21] Gin     We used to be called Saigo of the     White Loincloth and the White Yaksha, [12:26] Gin     but at some point, we stopped being white. [12:29] Gin     We're two peas in a pod who     both got soiled by this town. [12:34] Gin     If someone who was plain white can be     stained in this town's colors and die, [12:37] Gin     it doesn't matter to which     side, don't you think? [12:41] Sai     Our answers are all the same. [12:45] Sai     We refuse to pick either, [12:47] Sai     and instead choose to believe in a     miracle that will let us all survive. [13:01] Tae     Come on, get out this way. [13:14] Or     Otae! [13:17] Or     Huh? [13:23] Kyu     Don't touch her. [13:25] Kyu     She's important to me.     Keep your hands off of her! [13:37] Or     K-Kyubei-san! Otae! [13:40] Kyu     This way! Quickly! [13:45] Kyu     Hurry! [13:46] Otae     Kyu-chan. [13:48] Otae     I believed you would come. [13:52] Kyu     Sorry I kept you waiting. [13:55] Kyu     I actually wanted to rush     to your aid immediately. [13:58] Kyu     I wanted to take you away from this planet. [14:01] Kyu     But I decided back then... [14:04] Kyu     that the next time I dragged you by the hand, [14:07] Kyu     I must be capable of taking     your smile along, too. [14:11] Kyu     That I'd be the kind of strong man     and gentle woman who could do that. [14:16] Kyu     So now, I'm going to take     you away once again... [14:20] Kyu     Along with this world you love so much! [14:33] Bin     Good grief. You're being awfully     greedy this time, Kyubei. [14:37] Tae     Binbokusai-sama! [14:39] Bin     If you take so many brides,     you won't last very long. [14:45] Bin     But playing along with a grandchild's whims,     playing along with our master's whims, [14:50] Bin     is also our family's duty, huh? [14:52] E4     Indeed! [14:54] Tou     That's our job as the Yagyu Elite Four! [15:01] G     Damn, they just won't give up. [15:04] G     Switch to a perimeter formation! [15:09] Ago     This is bad! [15:10] Ago     The other gates are undermanned now. [15:12] Ago     If they attack all of them at once,     we'll be overrun in an instant! [15:19] G     Wh-What's this? [15:23] Oto     It's the Yagyu Family     and the town volunteers! [15:31] Kag     Gin-chan! [15:35] Gin     Took you awfully long. [15:38] Kyu     Yeah, because we were waiting. [15:42] Kyu     Waiting for this moment when our     swords would take a silver glint. [15:46] Kyu     All the students of the Yagyu Chinkage     Style and the Chinko Volunteer Squad [15:51] Kyu     will hereby assist Odd Jobs Gin-chan! [15:54] Kyu     Let's go! [15:59] Gin     You did well to gather so many. [16:01] Gin     Shows the Yagyu Family's might, huh? [16:04] Kyu     I didn't do anything. [16:06] Tou     No! The young master's passionate     speech shot us all through the heart. [16:10] Tou     I have that heroic address     recorded right here... [16:10] Shin     Hey, watch out! [16:13] Tou     My recording of the young master! [16:16] Sui     But if I'm fighting the entire universe, [16:21] Sui     it seems I'll be making many women cry. [16:24] Its     No woman will cry if a penis face dies. [16:27] Sui     Who are you calling penis face?! [16:29] Its     I'll be the only one crying. [16:31] Sui     You'll cry for me?! [16:32] Nish     Victory or defeat doesn't matter. [16:35] Nish     We haven't had such an exciting     battle since back then! [16:39] Bin     Indeed. That fight sure was fun, huh, kid? [16:43] Gin     Not for me! [16:45] Gin     Do you have any idea how many ribs I broke?! [16:47] Bin     The Yagyu Family being hailed as     the Shogun Family's instructors [16:51] Bin     is a thing of the past now. [16:54] Bin     Eventually, the world will forget     all about the way of the sword. [16:58] Bin     But before the end, [17:01] Bin     the heavens granted us a battlefield. [17:05] Bin     We have honed our swords all for this moment! [17:10] Nish     All right! Here we go! [17:21] Tou     Nishino? [17:22] Sui     Why, you... [17:45] Bin     Hang in there. [17:53] Kyu     Grandfather! [17:53] Gin     Kyubei! [17:58] Dak     What are you playing at? [18:00] Dak     Why do I smell a female among you? [18:06] Shin     Gin-san! Kyubei-san! [18:08] Gin     Ow... I'm fine. Something cushioned me. [18:11] Gin     Huh? Why do I smell a female scent... [18:17] Shin     Uh, that attack's way more dangerous! [18:19] Dak     You have kids, too? [18:21] Dak     What do you people think a battlefield is? [18:25] Dak     This is no playground! [18:27] Dak     Don't defile this holy ritual that     men stake their lives and honor on! [18:33] Kyu     You're the ones who don't get it. [18:36] Kyu     War is an act that affects men,     women, and children equally [18:40] Kyu     and reduces them all to ashes. [18:43] Kyu     Surely you didn't start this war unprepared     to swing your clubs at babies and kids. [18:53] Kyu     Surely you're not standing     before me unprepared [18:57] Kyu     to be cut down by women or children! [19:00] Dak     Such fortitude. [19:02] Dak     Are you really a woman? [19:04] Kyu     I'm Yagyu Kyubei! [19:10] Kyu     Come! [19:12] Kag     Do you have an idea to beat that monster? [19:15] Kyu     If we fight him head-on at close     range, we won't stand a chance. [19:18] Kyu     In that case, we must use our mobility     and rain concentrated fire upon him. [19:22] Tae     Kyu-chan! [19:24] Kyu     Tae-chan? [19:25] Kyu     Why? [19:26] Tae     How could I run away after what you said? [19:30] Tae     Let's show them what women     and children can do. [19:41] Dak     It matters not. Slaughter them all! [19:51] Dak     Did you really think you could seal     off my range with this trickery? [20:00] Dak     I saw that simultaneous attack from three     directions coming from a mile away. [20:05] Dak     Die! [20:08] Gin     It's not three directions. [20:10] Gin     It's four! [20:16] Dak     I see. [20:18] Dak     But your frail swords     cannot even break my horn! [20:24] Gin     Even if we can't break your horn, [20:26] Gin     we can break your nose at least! [20:32] Tae     Now! [20:41] Kad     Playtime is over, you whelps! [20:45] Kad     Get down here! [20:49] Kyu     Here we are. [20:51] Kyu     Playtime is only beginning! [20:52] Dak     Y-You fiends... [21:09] Dak     Not good enough! [21:23] Tsu     There are still some women     and children over here. [21:27] Tsu     But playing with the women of Yoshiwara     is a game of life and death. [21:31] Tsu     You'd best be prepared. [21:36] Shin     Tsukuyo-san! [21:51] Dak     Is that it? [21:58] Dak     Yeah, that's it. [22:05] Gin     We're not gonna play anymore with a guy     who can't even be "it" in a game of tag. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Chin     The boss of this town has returned. SIGN    Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds     Will Make People Hate You,     so Make Others Do It For You SIGN    With the Kabuki District in danger, SIGN    people rush to its aid one after another! SIGN    And the father-and-daughter pair SIGN    who had left on a journey together will...?! E350 - Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, so Make Others Do It For You Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds     Will Make People Hate You,     so Make Others Do It For You SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:47] Tsu     What? Done already? [01:50] Tsu     In Yoshiwara, men are disliked if     they're either too fast or too slow. [01:56] G     No way. Ougai-sama was taken out by such... [02:00] Gin     C'mon. Don't tell me you're still calling     these guys mere women and children. [02:07] Gin     Not all of Earth's women are     monstrous gorillas like these! [02:11] Gin     We have plenty of better women— [02:14] Gin     Wh-Why are you here, anyway? [02:19] Tsu     You were right on the money. We're here     to ruin the reputation of Earth's women. [02:25] Kyu     Never thought the likes of Tsukuyo-dono     and I would shoulder the honor of women. [02:30] Kag     Don't worry about it. My loli-cuteness     can cover for it all. [02:34] Gin     You're the one ruining     their reputation the most! [02:37] Tae     The only people who'd gather in a     battlefield even men would run from [02:41] Tae     are women, don't you think? [02:50] (Flashback) Hin     Looks like it has begun. [02:56] (Flashback) Hin     You want to go help them, [03:00] (Flashback) Hin     don't you? [03:02] (Flashback) Tsu     I'm the Courtesan of Death,     guardian of Yoshiwara. [03:07] (Flashback) Hin     Tsukuyo, it's okay for you to give     off your own dazzling light now. [03:14] (Flashback) Sei     Tsukuyo-nee. [03:17] (Flashback) Sei     Go on. [03:18] (Flashback) Sei     We'll protect Mom and Yoshiwara, I promise! [03:25] (Flashback) Hin     This time, [03:27] (Flashback) Hin     it's the sun's turn to keep     watch while the moon is away. [03:32] (Flashback) Hin     Go illuminate their path     with the light they gave us. [03:42] (Flashback) Hin     She's such a handful. [03:45] (Flashback) Hin     If we don't give her a     million and one reasons, [03:47] (Flashback) Hin     she won't even go see the man she fell for. [03:53] (Flashback) Hin     "The world doesn't matter.     I just want to die by your side." [03:58] (Flashback) Hin     Isn't that reason enough? [04:02] G     Scatter! Don't bunch up in the alley! [04:05] Tsu     Running away? Some men you are! [04:08] Kyu     Don't you have it in you     to avenge your leader?! [04:14] Tsu     Run from it as we might,     we're still women in the end, huh? [04:17] Kyu     Nothing wrong with that. [04:19] Kyu     I now feel, [04:21] Kyu     for the first time, [04:23] Kyu     that being born a girl wasn't so bad. [04:30] Tsu     I see. [04:32] Tsu     Wanna hit up a boutique once     this war is over, then? [04:36] Kyu     Nah. I'd rather get pancakes. [04:43] Tsu     K... [04:44] Tsu     Kyubei! [04:50] Oug     I never thought I'd run into someone     who could break my horn again. [04:56] Shin     No! [04:58] Oug     But... [04:59] Oug     You couldn't crack my skull, huh? [05:04] Sot     You're having an awfully hard     time dealing with these apes. [05:08] Sot     Can't you fight using your head a little? [05:12] Shin     Sis! [05:14] Oug     Sotatsu... [05:16] Oug     You struck while we were     engaged with the enemy? [05:19] Oug     You conniving thief! [05:21] Sot     Our primary goal [05:23] Sot     is to restore the comms     affected by that virus cannon. [05:29] Sot     Earthlings, offer up the     creator of the virus cannon. [05:33] Sot     If you don't, [05:35] Sot     these women are all dead. [05:37] Shin     D-Don't! [05:38] Oto     Here. [05:42] Oto     The mastermind's right here. [05:46] Tae     Otose-san! Gengai-san! [05:49] Oto     This geezer here is Edo's finest     inventor, the one who sank your ships. [05:54] Oto     And this gran here is the one     who organized the whole thing. [05:57] Gen     I built that machine to     protect the people of Edo. [06:02] Gen     If people died to keep it safe, we'd     be mistaking the means for the end. [06:06] Oto     There you have it. [06:08] Oto     Take us to hell or wherever. [06:11] Oto     You guys did well, [06:14] Oto     but this is as far as we go. [06:17] 73     Hold it! [06:20] 73     Why're you tryin' to hog all the glory? [06:24] 73     The one who built that virus cannon [06:26] 73     was me, Doctor Kurogoma Katsuo! [06:31] 73     I went through so much to build that     thing! Ain't that right, assistants? [06:35] G     Yes, bos—I mean, Doctor!     It must've been hell! [06:39] 73     Which parts? Give 'em the details     on which parts exactly were hell! [06:44] G     L-Like all the addition and     subtraction. That was hell. [06:47] 73     Are you stupid? Like you could build     somethin' like that with just that! [06:51] 73     We also used multiplication! [06:53] 73     The sevens table was the hardest! [06:54] Sot     What's going on here?     Didn't the geezer build that— [06:55] 73     No matter how many times we did it, seven     times eight always came out to sixty-eight! [06:57] Kyo     Machines are just like women. [06:59] G     But it's sixty-four! [07:01] Kyo     Unless they're handled with care,     they'll break down immediately. [07:01] 73     What? Really? [07:05] Kyo     No chimpanzee or crude geezer     could build that thing. [07:10] Kyo     But my, Doctor Kyoshiro's, wiles make both     contraptions and women a piece of cake. [07:16] 73     Yer face is the only contraption here,     you monster of plastic surgery! [07:20] Kyo     If you want to take someone, take me. [07:23] Kyo     But I won't be held accountable should your     planet's women become slaves to my virus. [07:30] 73     Shut it! I've got a ton of viruses myself! [07:33] Kyo     Yours are just STDs. [07:34] 73     Who're you sayin' has crotch rot?! [07:35] G     Bro! Nobody specified crotch rot! SIGN    Indeed. [07:39] HB     Indeed. SIGN    All men [07:41] HB     All men SIGN    may be doctors     with virus cannons     in their crotches. [07:43] HB     may be doctors with virus     cannons in their crotches. [07:47] Haj     No way that's right!     There's a limit to "forced," bro! [07:51] HB     If you must take someone,     take this Doctor Hardboiled with you. [07:55] HB     And let me research     crossbreeding on your planet. [07:59] 73     You've got yer priorities all mixed up! [08:01] Kyo     No. I shall go and represent     Earth in slaying a thousand. [08:04] 73     You, too?! Fine, I'll get in on it! [08:06] HB     No, I'm more than enough. [08:08] Sot     Knock it off! Who's the real inventor? [08:11] Cat     Me! [08:12] G     Me! [08:17] Oto     You all... [08:19] Cat     If you want to take anyone, take all of us. [08:22] Cat     The ones who built that and     tried to protect this town... [08:26] All     It was all of us! [08:30] Sot     So that's your answer? [08:34] Sot     If anyone's going to die, you're     all prepared to die here with them? [08:38] Sot     But there's no need for that. [08:41] Sot     The only people who need to die     is everyone but the geezer! [08:56] Shin     Sis! [09:02] Sot     I never had any intention of cutting a deal     with people whose days are numbered. [09:07] Sot     The only ones we deal with     are the Liberation Army. [09:15] Oto     Agreed. [09:16] Oto     I don't plan on cutting a deal with people     whose days are numbered, either. [09:21] Oto     The ones we're dealing with [09:23] Oto     are over here. [09:29] Oto     Took you long enough. [09:31] Oto     Buying time isn't easy, you know? [09:43] Tae     Shin-chan... [09:47] Shin     What's going on? [09:48] Chin     Thank goodness. [09:51] Chin     Looks like we made it in time. [09:54] Chin     Good work keeping watch while we were away. [09:58] Chin     You did well to hold out. [10:01] Chin     But everything will be all right now. [10:12] Sot     Who goes there? [10:14] Jir     'Tis an honor. [10:16] Jir     I was born and raised in     the Kabuki District of Edo. [10:20] Jir     I left on a long journey of atonement, [10:24] Jir     but unable to forget my hometown     or the promise I made with my friend, [10:28] Jir     I have returned red-faced. [10:32] Jir     I am... [10:36] Jir     Terada Tatsugoro's friend and     the Kabuki District's guardian. [10:42] Jir     Doromizu Jirocho's the name. [10:53] Chin     Residents of the Kabuki District, [10:56] Chin     the boss of this town has returned. [11:02] Chin     I'm back, Bro! [11:05] Shin     Pirako-san! [11:09] Sot     Laughable. [11:11] Sot     You were buying time while     your women were taken hostage [11:15] Sot     for a broken-down old man like this? [11:17] Jir     I don't know how it works on your planet, [11:20] Jir     but over here, it ain't easy for     men to call themselves that. [11:26] Jir     Just take a look at the women here. [11:29] Jir     The planet's about to be destroyed,     but instead of running or hiding, [11:34] Jir     they've all got bold looks on their faces [11:36] Jir     and are standing their ground     with their heads held high. [11:40] Jir     That's why the men of this town     always get ridiculed as cowards. [11:47] Sot     Attack. [11:50] Jir     And that's why [11:54] Jir     we men howl about our chivalry     until the day we die! [12:02] 73     Let's roll, cowards of Kabuki District! [12:06] 73     This is our time to show off our manliness! [12:16] Jir     Kid. [12:17] Jir     The same trick won't work twice on samurai. [12:22] Jir     We... [12:27] Jir     We remember. [12:31] Jir     We remember how you kill. [12:36] Gin     Here I thought you'd gone senile and come     back to make another move on the gran. [12:42] Jir     I did come back for a woman,     but a different one this time. [12:45] Gin     Gee, what a playboy. [12:47] Gin     What kinda monster is it this— [12:49] Chin     Bro! [12:51] Jir     Fine lass, ain't she? [12:51] Shin     Pirako-san! [12:53] Jir     When she heard the Liberation     Army was approaching the town, [12:53] Kag     Cun Pirako! [12:55] Chin     It's been too long. [12:56] Jir     she insisted on coming back. [12:58] Chin     What are you saying? [13:00] Chin     You were walking so fast yourself,     I had a hard time keeping up. [13:04] Jir     You were just too slow. [13:07] Chin     You were too fast. [13:09] Jir     You were too slow. [13:10] Chin     You were too fast! [13:11] Jir     You were too slow. [13:14] Chin     But you really were too fast... [13:18] Jir     Y-Yeah, I was going too fast.     I was going at Mach speed. [13:21] Jir     Want some candy? [13:22] Shin     Jirocho-san?! [13:23] Kag     The diarrhea geezer got wrapped around his     daughter's finger while they were away. [13:28] Jir     Don't be stupid! I'm the Great... [13:31] Chin     Jirochon. Call him that. [13:32] Chin     That's what I've been calling him lately. [13:34] Jir     Don't mention that in public— [13:36] Chin     He yelled at me... [13:37] Jir     I'm not mad. Jirochon's     perfectly all right with it. [13:41] Jir     Oh, want a steamed bun, Pirarin? [13:42] Shin     You call her Pirarin?! [13:50] Sot     I see. You're the ones who     killed Kada of the Harusame? [13:55] Sot     I'd heard her entire group     got wiped out on Earth. [13:59] Sot     Being able to avenge one of my     own here is a pleasant surprise. [14:03] Jir     Stand back, Pirarin. [14:05] Chin     No, Jirochon. This one is mine. [14:09] Chin     I am Doromizu Pirako. [14:12] Chin     I'll stake this name my brothers helped me     obtain and uphold my hometown's honor. [14:20] Shin     Pirako-san... [14:22] Jir     That so? I won't stop you, then. [14:25] Jir     Listen up, you louts! If you     lay one finger on this girl, [14:32] Jir     I'll kill you dead. [14:35] Gin     Why me?! [14:36] Gin     The enemy's over there! What kinda     honor are you trying to uphold?! [14:39] Gin     My daughter's taken a liking to some     loser, so I'm going to kill him dead. [14:43] Gin     Quit it with that pinpoint     sense of honor and justice! [14:45] Jir     That said... [14:48] Jir     Allow me to express my gratitude. [14:52] Jir     Thank you for fighting. [14:55] Jir     Thank you for protecting everything. [14:58] Jir     Thank you for staying alive. [15:05] Jir     Tatsugoro, your spirit still     lives strong in this town. [15:12] Jir     The Kabuki District is still     the same old town you loved. [15:17] Jir     Please watch over them... [15:21] Jir     The people who've inherited this     town, and the path they take. [15:32] Cat     This way, Otose-san! [15:37] Oto     Sheesh. [15:38] Oto     Why is the gangster grandpa     having the most fun raising hell? [15:45] Oto     Actually, that's how you've always been. [15:50] Oto     All my memories of you involve you     fighting someone or another. [15:55] Oto     You swung your fists around like     it was your way of saying hello. [16:00] Oto     Yes, it was the same that time, too. [16:06] (Flashback) Ttgr     So you're Jirocho? [16:09] (Flashback) Ttgr     I heard you were an honorable man who upheld     the order of this town even as yakuza, [16:14] (Flashback) Ttgr     but you should discipline     your underlings better. [16:18] (Flashback) Oto     You've got it wrong about these guys, sir. [16:21] (Flashback) Oto     Lately, more hoodlums have started using     Jirocho's name to boss people around. [16:26] (Flashback) Ttgr     Oh, is that so? [16:29] (Flashback) Jir     I was thinking it was high time     I taught these punks a lesson... [16:36] (Flashback) Jir     But I feel like fighting someone     on the straight and narrow today. [16:39] (Flashback) Jir     Care to join me? [16:47] Oto     You punched, got punched, hit     each other with everything you had, [16:58] Oto     and hurt each other. [17:06] Oto     But while watching you, I eventually learned [17:16] Oto     that conversing with your fists     came more naturally to you two. [17:24] (Flashback) Ttgr     Looks like she's gonna open up a place soon. [17:27] (Flashback) Jir     Really? What kinda place will it be? [17:29] (Flashback) Ttgr     Don't play dumb, Jirocho. [17:32] (Flashback) Ttgr     Running a place where people could cast     aside their status and drink as fools [17:37] (Flashback) Ttgr     has always been her dream. [17:40] (Flashback) Ttgr     The reason she found it so easy     to find a place and raise money [17:45] (Flashback) Ttgr     was because you laid the groundwork     behind the scenes, right? [17:48] (Flashback) Jir     I wouldn't dare be so thoughtless. [17:50] (Flashback) Ttgr     She did it all herself. [17:55] (Flashback) Ttgr     I'll leave it at that, then. [17:59] (Flashback) Ttgr     But things will get harder from now on. [18:05] (Flashback) Ttgr     You know this town ain't easy to live     in without anyone supporting you. [18:10] (Flashback) Ttgr     Say, Jirocho. [18:12] (Flashback) Ttgr     Don't you think it's about     time you told her... [18:20] (Flashback) Ttgr     Where'd that come from?     Was there a fly on my face? [18:23] (Flashback) Jir     Are you trying to let another guy have the     woman you fell for? A gangster, no less? [18:31] (Flashback) Ttgr     I said it 'cause I figured you were a     man who'd quit for the woman he loves. [18:37] (Flashback) Jir     We're just old friends who     can't get rid of each other. [18:40] (Flashback) Ttgr     And a lot of married couples tend to be that. [18:44] (Flashback) Ttgr     Besides, living life alone and     as I please suits me more. [18:49] (Flashback) Ttgr     On the other hand, you're     used to having a family. [18:53] (Flashback) Ttgr     Aren't you, godfather? [18:56] (Flashback) Jir     Looks like we both know that we're     cowards who can't make a woman happy. [19:03] (Flashback) Jir     But we both believe the coward in front of     us is the only one who can be her support. [19:10] (Flashback) Jir     Only one way to settle this! [19:12] (Flashback) Ttgr     With our fists! [19:17] (Flashback) Jir     If I win, you'll woo her, Tatsugoro! [19:24] (Flashback) Ttgr     We're both trying to pass her off? There     won't be any wooing if she finds out. [19:32] (Flashback) Ttgr     But... [19:34] (Flashback) Ttgr     I can't wait to see you try and woo her! [19:39] (Flashback) Jir     You think you've already won? [19:40] (Flashback) Ttgr     The battle was decided the day we met! [19:43] (Flashback) Jir     How many years ago do you think that was?! [19:47] (Flashback) Jir     I can't afford to lose to you. [19:50] (Flashback) Jir     Because I noticed. [19:53] (Flashback) Jir     I've been right by her side     and watching her forever, [19:58] (Flashback) Jir     so I couldn't help but realize. [20:28] (Flashback) Jir     Once you open up shop,     can I come get a drink? [20:33] (Flashback) Jir     If it's a place where both gangsters     and cops can drink as fools, [20:40] (Flashback) Jir     it'll welcome even the guy who beat     up the man the owner loves, right? [20:49] (Flashback) Oto     Of course. [20:53] (Flashback) Oto     After all, you're the biggest fool in Japan. [21:16] Gin     Run for it! [21:20] Sot     Futile. [21:24] Sot     This area's already under our control. [21:26] Sot     You're rats who jumped     into a trap on your own. [22:01] 73     Now, old man! [22:04] 73     Show 'em what the boss of     the Kabuki District can do! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:44] Gin     Keep running forward until you     can't see any enemies up ahead! [23:47] Jir     I've gotten in on quite the gamble. [23:49] Hed     Just your friendly neighborhood florist. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Jump and Power Creep     Go Hand-in-Hand SIGN    The back-and-forth battle of the Kabuki District SIGN    reaches its closing stages! SIGN    All kinds of people SIGN    show up again! E351 - Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] (Flashback) Oug     W-Wait... [00:23] (Flashback) Oug     After breaking the code     and abandoning your crew, [00:25] (Flashback) Oug     where are you going to     live out your life now? [00:30] (Flashback) Oug     You're the Dakini's greatest warrior,     the one hailed as the "Divine Horn." [00:36] (Flashback) Oug     Are you really going to leave     the battlefield forever? [00:40] (Flashback) Hed     I'd give away these horns if I could. [00:45] (Flashback) Hed     How many planets do you think     we've turned into wastelands? [00:49] (Flashback) Hed     How many lives blooming on those planets     have we plucked right out of the ground? [00:54] (Flashback) Hed     Just as we Dakini were born to fight, [00:59] (Flashback) Hed     the lives we plucked out must've been trying     to bloom for a purpose of their own. [01:07] (Flashback) Hed     I now want to see how they live, and what     kind of flowers they will make bloom. [01:15] (Flashback) Oug     I hear you were being treated for a     parasite you contracted on Planet Kohaku. [01:22] (Flashback) Oug     They said it was a parasitic plant     that takes root in its host's brain, [01:26] (Flashback) Oug     and that you changed completely     as a person ever since. [01:30] (Flashback) Hed     I didn't change. [01:32] (Flashback) Hed     I bloomed. [01:35] (Flashback) Hed     I grew a flower of my own. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Jump and Power Creep     Go Hand-in-Hand SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [03:43] 73     Your friends are takin' a nap outside. [03:48] 73     You should be careful.     This town is a bit dangerous. [03:53] 73     If you're caught sleepin', you'll     have everythin' stolen in a flash! [03:58] Sot     You fiends! [04:28] Sot     We operate under the policy of one for all. [04:31] Sot     We would gladly lay down our     lives for the greater good. [04:35] Sot     That's the way of the Shinra. [04:43] Jir     I told you... [04:45] Jir     We remember how you people kill. [04:56] Gin     You're not alone? [04:58] Jir     Well, neither are we. [05:03] Jir     I guess fighting as a group     isn't so bad once in a while. [05:07] Gin     I dunno. I was this close to skewering     the annoying ganguro geezer, too. [05:16] Jir     Well, too bad about that. [05:23] G     Sotatsu-sama! [05:25] 73     See that? [05:26] 73     This is the power of the     universe's greatest gangsters, [05:28] 73     the Sewer Rats led by Jirocho! [05:32] 73     And I'm the Sewer Rats' right-hand man, [05:35] 73     the greatest seven-three part in     the universe, Kurogoma Katsu— [05:38] Kag     The universe's greatest gangsters, my ass! [05:40] Kag     Our young'uns were the ones who     took down the enemy's boss! [05:44] Kag     We're the universe's greatest     gangsters, the Odd Jobs Family! [05:47] Shin     When did we become gangsters?! [05:49] Chin     Besides, you ain't the right hand     man of the Sewer Rats, Kacchan. [05:53] Chin     Jirochon said he'd leave the     family's future in my hands. [05:56] 73     What?! [05:57] 73     Why haven't I heard of this?     What's this about, Jirochon?! [06:01] Jir     Who're you calling Jirochon? [06:02] 73     Do you have any idea how much I did to     keep the gang going while you were gone? [06:06] 73     Ever since that time, I've     always thought of you as... [06:11] 73     Yes. Back then, I was as sharp as a knife,     hurting anyone who dared touch me. [06:17] (Flashback) Jir     Whoops. Sorry about that. [06:20] (Flashback) 73     Hey, hold it right there! [06:22] (Flashback) 73     You bump into someone and     that's all you got to say? [06:30] (Flashback) 73     Wh-Who are you? [06:33] (Flashback) Jir     Kid, snapping at everyone around you in     a youthful frenzy is all well and good, [06:38] (Flashback) Jir     but let me say just one thing... [06:42] (Flashback) Jir     Do we really need a flashback for you? [06:45] (Flashback) 73     He rejected my flashback     within the flashback! [06:48] Jir     I think it went something like that. [06:50] 73     Could you not alter my flashback, old man?! [06:53] 73     You can't do this after multiple     flashbacks about your youth! [06:57] 73     Anyway, I fell for you back then     and followed you all this while! [07:01] 73     And you're tellin' me to quit right     after I got the gang back on its feet?! [07:04] Jir     I don't remember ever saying     that in the first place. [07:08] Jir     What kind of father would want     his daughter to be a gangster? [07:11] Chin     What? But you said, "I'm sure you     could handle being the young leader." [07:14] Jir     It was a hypothetical statement. I didn't     tell you to actually take that spot. [07:17] Chin     You did, too. [07:19] Jir     No, I didn't. [07:19] Chin     You did, too! [07:20] Jir     No, I didn't. [07:22] Chin     But you really did say it... [07:25] Jir     Pirako, I can't back down on this. [07:28] Jir     If I let you take such halfway measures, [07:30] Jir     I'd never hear the end of it from     your mother, who left you in my care. [07:34] Jir     If you're gonna do it, take     the throne, Boss Pirarin. [07:37] Jir     Jirochon will be yakuza     association chairman. [07:39] Chin     Hooray! [07:40] 73     That's what you meant by halfway?! [07:42] Jir     Aren't you glad, Katsuo? [07:43] Jir     Now you'll forever be the right-hand     man—halfway to the top. [07:46] 73     I never said I wanted to be the     right-hand man of the Pirarin Family! [07:49] 73     There's a limit to bein' a doting father! [07:51] 73     Young Miss, when will the Jirocho     we know and love return to us? [07:54] Chin     Not Young Miss, Kacchan.     That's "Boss" to you. [07:58] Chin     What will I do with you? [07:59] Chin     I'll let you off with five     chopped fingers this time. [08:01] Chin     It'll be ten each from next time. [08:03] 73     How many fingers do you think I have?! [08:05] Gin     Good grief. I really should've skewered him. [08:09] Gin     If this keeps up, even if we     chase off the Liberation Army, [08:12] Gin     this town still won't ever be peaceful. [08:16] Jir     Do you think this town     will calm down once I die? [08:20] Jir     You'll still be here after I'm gone. [08:23] Jir     And those guys will still     be here after you're gone. [08:28] Jir     Those brash kids who only feel [08:32] Jir     truly alive within the hustle and bustle. [08:38] (Flashback) Jir     Tatsugoro... [08:41] (Flashback) Jir     This ain't your place to die. [08:46] (Flashback) Jir     Let's go back together, Tatsugoro, [08:49] (Flashback) Jir     to our town. [08:53] (Flashback) Tsgr     But if we walk this slowly, she'll     become a gran by the time we get back. [08:59] (Flashback) Tsgr     But I guess that ain't too bad. [09:03] (Flashback) Tsgr     That's the one thing I want     to see most right now. [09:12] (Flashback) Tsgr     Jirocho... [09:14] (Flashback) Tsgr     What kind of town do you     think our home will become? [09:21] (Flashback) Tsgr     What kind of geezers and     grans will you become, [09:25] (Flashback) Tsgr     and what kind of youngsters     will gather there? [09:32] (Flashback) Jir     Knowing us, we'll be stubborn geezers     lecturing youngsters who can't stand us. [09:41] (Flashback) Tsgr     That sounds amazing. [09:44] (Flashback) Tsgr     I want to hurry up and lecture some kids. [09:48] (Flashback) Jir     Yeah, I can't wait, either. [10:32] Oug     The first was that man. [10:35] Oug     And I used my broken horn as     motivation to grow much stronger. [10:41] Oug     So why have I had a horn broken once again? [10:49] Oug     Why are we once again... [11:01] Oug     running in fear from these apes like so? [11:09] Oug     And it isn't just us. [11:14] Oug     The head?! [11:19] Oug     Retreat! [11:22] Tsu     Don't let them escape! [11:25] Oug     What are these people? [11:29] Oug     How are they driving back proud     warrior races one after the other? [11:34] (Flashback) Hed     The lives we plucked out must've been trying     to bloom for a purpose of their own. [11:43] Oug     What were they born for,     and what are they living for? [11:47] Oug     What is the name of the flower     these Earthlings are growing? [11:52] Jir     They're finally falling apart. [11:55] Jir     But unless we do something     about their main force, [11:59] Jir     we'll still be in a desperate situation. [12:02] Jir     If they regroup with the main     force, that's it for us. [12:05] Jir     What we did would amount to nothing more     than sticking a needle into an elephant. [12:09] Gin     Sure, one needle isn't enough     to defeat an elephant. [12:12] Gin     But if it were tipped with poison,     it'd soon spread throughout that huge body [12:17] Gin     and render the elephant immobile. [12:19] Gin     Fear is contagious, you know? SIGN    Kabuki District First [12:23] Gin     If they wanna get out of this town, let them. [12:27] Gin     But... [12:33] Gin     Only after we've laced them     with the poison known as fear! [12:38] Sai     Pako? [12:39] Gin     Our visitors will be leaving, Mama. [12:43] Gin     They had their fair share of fun in our town. [12:47] Gin     Right down to their butt hair, we'll... [12:48] Kag     ...fleece them for everything they've got! [12:55] G     N-No way! [12:57] G     The last mercenary group came back     with their tails between their legs! [12:59] G     It's not just here! [13:01] G     Even at the West Gate... [13:04] G     and the South Gate! [13:07] Jir     I've gotten in on quite the gamble. [13:10] Jir     Opening all the gates to     drive out the enemies inside [13:14] Jir     and using that momentum to make the     main Liberation Army force withdraw? [13:18] Jir     But who knows if we'll be able to make     that huge force sense impending defeat? [13:24] Jir     I'm a gangster, and even I wouldn't     make such a reckless gamble. [13:28] Bim     But maybe the only one capable of doing     something as absurd as saving the world [13:32] Bim     is a huge moron who could doom the     world to destruction with one misstep. [13:40] Gin     Run! [13:42] Gin     Keep running forward until you     can't see any enemies up ahead! [13:45] Gin     Squeeze out every last     ounce of energy you have! [13:48] Gin     Burn everything you have,     and leave nothing behind! [13:50] Gin     Keep running until you're running on empty! [13:56] Oug     Your enemy is that way. [14:00] Oug     If you still want to withdraw,     then I'll take you on. [14:07] Oug     Fight, you small fry! [14:15] Shin     With one roar, he revived     their fighting spirit! [14:19] Shin     Their fear of us was overwritten     by an even greater fear! [14:25] Oug     I am a Dakini. One who was born to     fight, and one who lives to fight. [14:31] Oug     There is nothing I fear. [14:33] Oug     If there were something, I would simply     pluck it out with my own hands. [14:42] Oug     Hey, you. Didn't you hear me? [14:49] Oug     Anyone who flees here has to answer to me. [14:52] Hed     I'm terribly sorry. [14:54] Hed     I heard a war was about to break out,     so I was helping everyone evacuate. [14:58] Hed     That's why I couldn't get here in time. [15:01] Hed     If only I'd planted you elsewhere sooner... [15:06] Hed     I'm so sorry! [15:10] Oug     Th-That flower... It can't be! [15:14] Oug     The parasite, Parappa Heaven! [15:17] Oug     It takes root in its host's head,     gradually takes over his thoughts, [15:21] Oug     and eventually turns their mind into     an empty, blissful bed of flowers... [15:25] Oug     A deadly parasitic plant from Planet Kohaku! [15:29] (Flashback) Hed     I bloomed. [15:32] (Flashback) Hed     I grew a flower of my own. [15:37] Oug     Are you... [15:38] Oug     The Dakini's greatest warrior,     the one who broke my horn... [15:42] Oug     The one hailed as the "Divine Horn"... [15:44] Hed     I have no idea who you are. [15:49] Hed     I'm just a friendly neighborhood florist. [15:53] Hed     I love the flowers, the lives,     that bloom on this planet, [15:56] Hed     and to Odd Jobs, I'm... [16:00] Hed     Neighbor Hedoro! [16:03] Hed     And so, I ask. [16:05] Hed     Who was it that trampled upon     one of this planet's lives? [16:09] Hed     Please be honest and raise your hand! [16:12] Shin     H-Hedoro-san... [16:15] Oug     Get him! [16:17] Oug     All hands, defeat this man! [16:19] Oug     Break the Divine Horn! [16:24] Hed     This won't do. [16:26] Hed     I did ask you to be honest     and raise your hand, [16:29] Hed     but I wasn't expecting     so many of you to do it. [16:33] Hed     I wanted the culprit to apologize to     the flower, but this will take all day. [16:39] Oug     Corrupted by the flower, you've lost your     character and all your fighting skill. [16:44] Oug     You don't need those horns anymore! [16:52] Hed     But... [16:55] Hed     Even if making you all apologize     is out of the question, [16:58] Hed     I think I can manage punishing     each of you with a punch. [17:05] Hed     Now... [17:09] Hed     I'd like to get this over with quick,     so could you all come to me at once? [17:18] Shin     H-Hedoro! [17:21] Shin     He took out that monster in one hit! [17:23] Shin     He threw the Liberation Army     into the deepest depths of fear! [17:26] Shin     The enemy's been consumed by fear     and is retreating all at once! [17:29] Shin     Hedoro-san, you're too scary! You really     are the scariest one of them all! [17:39] Shin     Gin-san! Now's our chance to gang up on them! [17:42] Shin     Even these guys are running away! [17:44] Shin     Why are you all being consumed by fear, too?! [17:46] Gin     Are you stupid? [17:47] Gin     If that monster's flower withers, that'll     mean the advent of a new demon king! [17:50] Gin     This final arc was nothing but the prologue     for Jump's trademark power-creep system! [17:55] Gin     I've had it with this! I'm making     the jump to Shonen Sunday! [17:57] Shin     What are you even talking about?! [18:03] Gedo     No need to worry, Gintoki-sama. [18:06] Gedo     No matter what manner of demons     or evil monsters show up, [18:09] Gedo     Edo has the Ketsuno Clan     of onmyoji on its side. [18:16] Kag     Gedomaru! Ketsuno Ana! [18:18] Shin     Wh-Why are you here? [18:20] Ket     The Ketsuno Clan was entrusted by     the bakufu with the guarding of Edo. [18:25] Ket     Did you think we only take     on demons or spirits? [18:30] Ket     Tell them, Gedomaru-san. [18:32] Ged     I'm late 'cause Satan stubbornly started     the Third Underworld War with Nurarihyon, [18:40] Ged     but I'm now prepared to switch     from occult to sci-fi. [18:43] Shin     Uh, that other thing sounds much more scary! [18:45] Ged     From here on, I won't be a     shikigami of the Ketsuno Clan. [18:50] Ged     I'm ready to fight together     with you all as a human friend. [18:54] Ged     So Gintoki-sama, please wipe that     pathetic look off your face. [18:59] Ged     If you still want to withdraw, [19:06] Ged     then I'll send you to the same hell I     sent Satan to. Is that okay with you? [19:10] Shin     The bad guy just played     that same card earlier! [19:12] Ged     Fight, you small fry! [19:15] Shin     I can't tell which ones     are the shikigami here! [19:19] G     Wh-What the hell is that? [19:20] G     They're coming this way! [19:26] G     Run for it! [19:29] Shin     Wait a damn second! [19:30] Shin     Instead of making the enemy retreat, we're     retreating faster than the enemy here! [19:34] Kag     We overtook the enemy!     We left them in the dust! [19:37] Gin     Hey, this is bad! We're gonna     catch up to the monster up ahead! [19:40] Shin     We're sandwiched between monsters! [19:42] Shin     What kinda sandwich is this?     Which earl came up with this thing?! [19:46] Gin     Crap! There's nowhere left to run! [19:49] Ged     Get going already. [19:59] Sei     An illusion technique? [20:01] Sei     To make an army that large retreat, we     can't fight with only what we have on hand. [20:07] Dou     You must make your empty hand     look like it's full of cards [20:10] Dou     and borrow the strength of the nonexistent. [20:13] Dou     Only con men or we onmyoji     could pull that off. [20:18] Sei     Indeed. [20:20] Sei     Con man, I don't intend to     recognize you as an onmyoji. [20:24] Dou     But I will recognize you as     this country's best con man. [20:28] Dou     Even a con man's ability can come     in handy at a time like this. [20:33] Sei     Doman! [20:34] Dou     Seimei! [20:36] Bo     Throw in everything you've got! [20:48] G     Hold your ground! [20:50] G     If we retreat any farther,     the entire force will collapse! [20:53] G     We have an overwhelming numbers advantage! [20:55] G     Surround the enemy and crush them! [20:58] G     Reinforcements will arrive     soon! Hold out until then! [21:02] G     Is it reinforcements? [21:06] G     N-No way... [21:09] G     There's no way they still have     so many troops remaining... [21:12] G     Hey, look! [21:18] G     They keep showing up from everywhere! [21:20] G     I-In crazy numbers! [21:22] G     Is this it? Are we surrounded?! [21:25] G     Calm down! That can't be! [21:27] G     How are we supposed to calm down? [21:29] G     D-Does that mean we're... we're... [21:34] G     Hey, wait! [21:35] G     I said wait! [21:50] Shin     We did it. [21:52] Shin     The Liberation Army... [21:55] Shin     ...retreated! [21:57] Kag     Gin-chan, we did it! [22:00] Kag     W-With this, a little peace will     return to the Kabuki District. [22:06] Kag     Gin-chan? SIGN    Preview [23:45] Kag     Nothing beats peace after all. [23:48] Jir     This town is noisy all year round. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:50] Jir     Nights like these ain't     so bad once in a while. SIGN    Peace and Destruction     Are Two Sides of the Same Coin SIGN    The battle ends, the sun sets, SIGN    and we jump out of the frying pan into the fire. SIGN    Now that the flower's been ripped out, SIGN    what's going to happen? E352 - Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [00:17] Shin     The Liberation Army... [00:21] Shin     ...retreated! [00:30] Kag     We win! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [01:56] Hed     Odd Jobs... [01:58] Hed     What are you doing there?     I was worried sick, you know. [02:03] Hed     I couldn't believe what happened to Edo. [02:05] Hed     But I believed, because you all... [02:09] Hed     ...will be massacred by my hand! [02:13] Hed     You're about to experience true fear now. [02:16] Hed     Let me tell you about my terrifying plan. [02:20] Hed     It involves... [02:22] Hed     not just flowers or plants. [02:24] Hed     I want to watch over the flower called     mankind that I found on this planet, too. [02:29] Hed     Basically, this planet was a flower     bed built to be trampled by me. [02:35] Hed     I want to bloom with you all as     one of this planet's flowers. [02:41] Gin     M-My hand's stuck! [02:44] Hed     And when the flowers reach full bloom,     this planet will be a garden of peace— [02:50] Hed     D-Did you break that seal?! [02:54] Hed     It's all over! You humans     are done for, and so am I! [02:58] Hed     And so is this universe! [03:00] Hed     It's all ove— SIGN    New Half Pub 1/2     Grand Opening     Chris Matsunosuke [03:09] Hed     That was close. [03:11] Hed     I'll be sure to repay this favor, humanity! [03:14] Hed     Not on my watch. [03:16] Hed     As long as I'm here, I won't let     you do as you please, Hedora! [03:19] Hed     It's futile, Hedoro. [03:21] Hed     This body and this universe will be     enveloped in total darkness soon! [03:24] Gin     H-He split into halves? [03:26] Hed     I'll protect both Earth and humanity. [03:28] Hed     I'll destroy both Earth and humanity. [03:31] Hed     I won't let you do as you please, Hedora! [03:32] Shin     What is even going on there? [03:34] Kag     I don't get it either, [03:34] Hed     It's futile, Hedoro. [03:36] Kag     but they look like they're having fun. [03:38] Kag     It's been a while since I've seen that     kind of look on these people's faces. [03:43] Kag     I guess nothing beats peace after all. [03:46] Shin     Yeah, you're right. [03:52] Y     Now, it's our time to shine. SIGN    The joy is short-lived. SIGN    The Yato move out at twilight. SIGN    Even if it's for just one night, SIGN    enjoy the peace while it lasts. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Peace and Destruction     Are Two Sides of the Same Coin [04:12] Oto     Never thought I'd see the     day when the Kabuki District [04:15] Oto     would be lit up not by neon lights,     but by moonlight and bonfires. [04:19] Jir     This town is noisy all year round. Nights     like these ain't so bad once in a while. [04:25] Jir     If we can see the town bathed in the     light of dawn next, it'll be perfect. [04:31] Jir     We did force them to retreat,     but it ain't like we won. [04:35] Jir     If the enemy force regroups and attacks     again, we'll be defeated in a flash. [04:40] Oto     I didn't think I'd ever hear     such meek words from you. [04:45] Oto     Living a long life has its benefits. [04:46] Jir     Did that sound meek to you? [04:48] Jir     I guess you've grown hard of hearing. [04:51] Oto     It's not such a bad thing. [04:54] Oto     The only ones who can complain and whine     are those who have people they can rely on. [05:00] Oto     You've finally grown up, Jirocho. [05:03] Jir     Pah! I'd much rather be called     a senile geezer than that! [05:08] Sai     What's this? You two used to     constantly be at odds, [05:12] Sai     but you seem to be enjoying     each other's company tonight. [05:18] Sai     Oh, am I interrupting? [05:20] Oto     Not at all, Saigo. I was just thinking     I'd like to share a drink with you, too. [05:28] Oto     I'm actually a bit thankful we're     in this situation, you know. [05:32] Oto     I feel like it has helped me     like people a little more. [05:38] Oto     If it's a night like this, maybe it wouldn't     be so bad if it turned out to be my last. [05:56] Jir     Nah. We haven't drank enough yet. [06:00] Kag     Everyone's so beat-up. [06:03] Shin     That's no surprise. [06:05] Shin     It's a miracle that we even     drove that huge army back. [06:10] Shin     It's not just the people     of the Kabuki District. [06:12] Shin     Everyone in Edo did everything they could, [06:15] Shin     as best they could. [06:17] Shin     That's probably why this miracle came about. [06:21] Shin     All you've been doing is getting in the way! [06:23] Ged     Pandemoniums are snacks that help     with injuries and illnesses. [06:28] Ged     Would you like one? [06:29] Shin     Seriously, who would eat     something so grotesque?! [06:32] Pan     Sorry. Am I being a nuisance after all? [06:35] Pan     I was so worried, I ended up coming along. [06:38] Pan     I guess I've become a     really troublesome woman. [06:40] Pan     Sorry. I'll go away now. [06:43] Shin     Yeah, you're a nuisance. [06:44] Shin     If you're going to disturb my heart     any further, just be with me forever! [06:48] Kag     You're the biggest nuisance here. [06:49] Tae     Shin-chan, Kagura-chan. [06:51] Tae     Forget about the straight man     routine and get some rest. [06:54] Kag     Boss lady. [06:55] Tae     Gedomaru-san and friends volunteered for     various tasks so that we could all rest. [07:02] Tae     They said they're not that tired yet, [07:04] Tae     and that they want more screen time since     they only showed up in the latter stages. [07:07] Shin     Don't leak out your real motive at the end! [07:09] Tae     Gedomaru-san and gang are tending     to the wounded and serving food. [07:12] Shin     They're going to turn us into food! [07:14] Tae     Seimei-san and Doman-san are guarding     and keeping watch on the town. [07:17] Sei     My watchmen are scarier! [07:19] Dom     What? My watchmen are scarier! [07:21] Shin     These watchmen need watchmen of their own! [07:23] Tae     Ketsuno Ana is providing assistance     via prayers and exorcism. [07:26] Ket     Tomorrow's weather will be nice and clear. [07:28] Ket     The perfect day for war. [07:29] Shin     Don't try to start a war! [07:31] Tae     If this is the time for everyone     to do what they're supposed to, [07:35] Tae     then what you guys must do right now is rest. [07:39] Tae     Forget about everything and get some sleep. [07:41] G     B-But I'm worried the enemy     might return at any time. [07:45] Tae     Relax. We're here for you,     so eat lots and sleep well. [07:49] Shin     Sis, they're not sleeping!     You finished them off! [07:52] Ged     Let's put them to sleep with that and     then stuff Pandemoniums in their mouths. [07:58] Tae     That sounds good, too. [07:59] Shin     Hey! Why are these hazards to     humanity feeding everyone?! [08:02] Shin     Can anybody bring food     that's actually edible?! [08:05] Pan     You finally spilled the beans. [08:07] Pan     In truth, I knew all along     how you felt about me. [08:11] Pan     So I'll confess, too. [08:14] Pan     I really wanted you to eat me. [08:17] Pan     Bye-bye. I love you. [08:19] Shin     Bring me every single Pandemonium     you've got, right this instant! [08:23] Kag     Shinpachi, you seriously     need to get some rest. [08:26] Kon     Really? I'll take you up on     that offer and rest, then. [08:31] Kon     I'm worn out from all the fighting. [08:35] Kon     I finally made it back... [08:38] Kon     Back to you. [08:40] Kon     I'm back, Otae-san. [08:45] Tae     W-Welcome back, Kondo-san. [08:49] Kon     Otae-san! [08:51] Tae     Kondo-san! [08:52] Tae     Who're you calling Otae?! [08:55] Kon     O-Otae-san? Y-You're being too intense! [08:58] Kon     N-No! We can't do this! [09:00] Shin     Let go of Pandemonium-san! [09:02] Tae     What's with that scene right out of hell? [09:04] Ged     It seems the Pandemonium's illusion     ability worked a bit too well on them. [09:07] Hij     What's all this? [09:09] Hij     He was saying he had a real chance,     with the world about to end and all, [09:13] Hij     but all of this is no different     than it has always been. [09:16] Oki     What are you saying, Hijikata-san? [09:19] Oki     This is what Kondo-san wanted. [09:23] Oki     The same old routine. [09:27] Tae     Just when the world is about to end,     you finally return home? [09:30] Tae     I see that cops will always be cops. [09:33] Hij     Unfortunately, saving the world isn't     in the police's job description. [09:36] Hij     But we have tons of other work to do. [09:38] Sac     Pretty much. [09:40] Sac     Don't know or care about the world, [09:43] Sac     but it looks like we did     at least protect our home. [09:48] Tae     Guys... [09:51] Tae     You did well. [09:53] Kag     Boss lady, you're talking to the wrong thing. [09:58] Oto     So basically, [09:59] Oto     the Liberation Army won't be     back for revenge immediately? SIGN    Kabuki District     Four Devas [10:03] Oto     You mean we'll be safe for a while? [10:06] Kon     They're isolated from     their main force in space. [10:09] Kon     They've lost both their comms     and their chain of command. [10:12] Kon     In this situation, it'll be difficult to     regroup a force that already crumbled once. SIGN    Shinsengumi [10:16] Hij     They were attacked by the bakufu army while     on the run, and now they're scattered. [10:20] Hij     They don't have it in them     to switch to attack. [10:22] Oki     If anything, this might     be our chance to attack. [10:26] Oki     If we can rob them of their provisions, [10:28] Oki     we can watch the enemy crumble     without having to fight. [10:31] Zen     You want us to make the first move? SIGN    Oniwaban [10:33] Zen     If we corner that huge force any more,     who knows how they'll respond? [10:39] Zen     Besides... [10:40] Zen     Those unconfirmed reports about another mercenary squad worry me, too. [10:44] Bim     This victory was practically a miracle, SIGN    Yagyuu Chinkage     School [10:48] Bim     and we had to pay a heavy price for it. [10:51] Bim     If we want more, we'll have to be     prepared to sacrifice a lot more, too. [10:59] Tsu     We didn't fight to win the war. [11:02] Tsu     We fought to stop it. SIGN    Yoshiwara Defense     Force Hyakka [11:04] Tsu     If we willingly cause more casualties, [11:07] Tsu     wouldn't it be the same as siding     with the Liberation Army? [11:10] Sei     Seizing an opportunity is akin to     grasping a log floating down a river. SIGN    Onmyoji     Ketsuno Clan & Shirino Clan [11:15] Sei     Being cautious is all well and good, [11:17] Sei     but this might be our last shot at victory. [11:22] Ket     Brother, are you saying we must fight? [11:25] Sei     I'm saying that stopping a war needs     more resolve than starting one. [11:29] Kon     Exactly. Let's fight. [11:31] Tsu     But you know... [11:35] Ged     How do you feel, Odd Jobs? [11:37] Ged     Which option do you think we should choose? SIGN    Odd Jobs [11:40] Kag     I say go with curry. [11:42] Shin     Nobody's asking about dinner, Kagura-chan. [11:46] Shin     Well, uh... [11:47] Shin     I don't understand the complicated stuff, [11:50] Shin     but I feel like if we're all together,     we can work something out either way. [11:54] Shin     I'm not afraid of anything. [11:57] Shin     I'm just so overwhelmed that all     of you are fighting alongside us. [12:02] Shin     I'm glad I was born in Edo, on Earth... [12:06] Shin     Oh, that's not what you     were asking about, was it? [12:09] Shin     Sorry. [12:11] Gin     That's not true. [12:13] Gin     Compared to the fact that so many people     have come together for one cause, [12:18] Gin     which method we choose     is but a trivial matter. [12:22] Gin     Then we could just [12:26] Gin     try launching HEVA. SIGN    All-Purpose Demonoid Final Battle Weapon SIGN    Hevandorogon [12:41] Gin     What do you think, everyone? [12:43] Gin     We're ready. [12:45] Gin     We squeezed out a high synchro     rate and are good to go whenever, [12:49] Gin     but we'd like Odd Jobs' opinion. [12:51] Shin     You're Odd Jobs, too. [12:53] Gin     Should we launch HEVA,     or should it be on standby? [12:58] Gin     How do you feel about HEVA? Do you like it? [13:00] Shin     Why have our options been     whittled down to HEVA alone? [13:03] Gin     What do you think, HEVA? [13:05] Gin     Hey, HEVA. [13:07] Gin     Um, Hedoro-san? [13:08] Hed     Who, me? Uh, I think it could work. [13:12] Shin     Um, it looks like even he     doesn't know about HEVA. [13:16] Hij     I think it's too early.     What about you, Kondo-san? [13:19] Kon     Well, yeah. I agree with you. [13:22] Sac     If he wants to go, just let him. [13:26] Tsu     Yes, I agree. [13:28] Hij     We'll leave it to you young'uns. [13:31] Oto     Do as you please, EVA. [13:33] G     Wasn't it HEVA, not EVA? [13:35] G     No, wasn't it NOVA? [13:37] G     What's HEVA, anyway? [13:41] Shin     Nobody knows?! [13:43] Gin     Oh, you didn't know? [13:45] Gin     I thought everyone knew. [13:47] Shin     Like hell they would!     You haven't explained a thing! [13:50] Gin     Can't you tell at a glance? [13:52] Gin     Aside from the Liberation Army thing, [13:54] Gin     the world was nearly ended seven times     by the Hedora inside Hedoro-san. [13:58] Gin     Isn't it obvious that it was all resolved     by them turning into HEVA in the end? [14:01] Shin     Not even an ESPer could get that! [14:03] Gin     Long story short, I realized that we have     no choice but to use this demon's power. [14:08] Gin     We turn humanity's greatest     threat into its greatest savior [14:11] Gin     and hit the Liberation Army with it. [14:13] Gin     That's the All-Purpose Demonoid     Final Battle Weapon, Hevandorogon. [14:17] Shin     What kind of preposterous     monster have you created?! [14:20] Gin     Don't worry. Through trial and error, [14:23] Gin     I found the perfect way to use both     the angel's and the demon's powers. [14:27] Gin     It can even play the straight man now. [14:29] Gin     Try playing the fool. [14:31] Shin     U-Uh, this is sudden.     I'm the straight man, anyway. [14:34] Hed     What the heck? Want me to destroy humanity?! [14:39] Gin     If I use the right lever, like so, [14:41] Gin     the demon of destruction Hedora's     personality will come to the forefront. [14:45] Gin     He's mainly in charge of jabs and     opening stuck lids on jars of jam. [14:49] Shin     What are you using that demonic power for?! [14:51] Shin     He was aiming his jabs at humanity!     He hasn't given up on destroying humanity! [14:55] Shin     Meanwhile, the left lever     is for cleaning up the mess. [14:58] Hed     Shinpachi-kun, I'm sorry     Hedora was violent with you. [15:02] Shin     H-Hedoro-san, thank you so... [15:04] Hed     Watch out! There's a ladybug! [15:07] Shin     Almost nothing's changed! [15:08] Shin     Looks like it was safe. Thank goodness. [15:12] Gin     I'll use the angel or demon, depending     on the situation, and protect humanity. [15:17] Gin     That's the gist of the Human     Instrumentality Project. [15:19] Shin     But I saw nothing but demon! [15:21] Shin     You sure this isn't the Ladybug     Instrumentality Project?! [15:24] Hed     What the heck? Want me to destroy humanity?! [15:27] Shin     He returned my jab with a jab! [15:29] Gin     You spewed sorely mistaken nonsense.     In other words, you played the fool. [15:33] Gin     Better watch your mouth, or I'll     deem it a comedy act and jab at it. [15:37] Shin     This is bad! The demon's got     another demon riding on top! [15:39] Kon     Stop it, Odd Jobs! It's too dangerous! [15:42] Kon     That thing's throwing jabs not     at fools, but at humanity itself! [15:47] Kon     Eventually, its jabs will even hit you! [15:51] Gin     Even so, I have to keep throwing jabs [15:55] Gin     until the world drops this     unfunny joke about ending. [15:59] Kon     In that case, knock me out before you go! [16:04] Gin     You're in the way. Move. [16:05] Kon     What's wrong? Come on, give me a jab! [16:10] Gin     I can't. [16:12] Gin     Because you're not a human. [16:15] Gin     You're an ape. [16:17] Kon     Knock me out. [16:21] Kon     Come on, knock me out. [16:25] Kon     Please knock me out! [16:28] Hed     Watch out! There's a cockroach! [16:35] Shin     How do you even respond to this?! [16:41] Tae     Demon? More like a god. [16:44] Tae     And that god is telling you to get     some rest, for tonight at least. [16:49] Tae     So don't worry about it, Hedoro-san. [16:51] Tae     It's this moron's fault for toying     with someone like they were a robot. [16:55] Hed     I'm terribly sorry. [16:57] Hed     In my eyes, both Sakata-san and cockroaches     are equally my friends on Earth. [17:02] Tae     Jeez, cheer up! [17:05] Tae     This guy deserves to be treated     worse than a cockroach! [17:07] Hed     What the heck? Want me to destroy humanity?! [17:10] Gin     He cheered up too much! [17:12] Gin     Quit messing with that branch under the     pretext of offering an olive branch! [17:15] Shin     But you really should get some rest. [17:18] Shin     The war will continue tomorrow     and thereafter, too. [17:20] Gin     Tell your sister that! [17:22] Shin     Thinking back, you've been     fighting constantly for ages. [17:27] Shin     You always fight until you're a mess. [17:29] Shin     In truth, you must be really worn out, right? [17:33] Gin     I could say the same about you guys. [17:36] Gin     I ran you two into the ground, after all. [17:40] Gin     For unpaid interns, you did great work. [17:43] Gin     You did well to keep up with such a lowlife. [17:48] Gin     But, maybe because you were     with such an unreliable adult, [17:52] Gin     you've both grown much stronger. [18:11] Tae     Looks like they've taken over the futon. [18:14] Tae     If they'd stayed up a little longer, they     could've heard some rare words of praise. [18:20] Gin     I guess they still have a ways to go. [18:22] Gin     And so do I. [18:29] Oki     Hijikata-san, just when will     we be able to rest? [18:33] Hij     If the world ends, we'll get     more sleep than we'd ever want. [18:36] Hij     Enjoy the street life while you still can. [18:39] Oki     The only things you can enjoy     in this pitch-dark world [18:42] Oki     are sleep and sex. [18:44] Oki     Did you know? [18:46] Oki     Every city that experiences a huge blackout     has higher birthrates the next year. [18:56] Hij     That's what I'm looking for. [18:58] Oki     Huh? Someone to sleep with? [18:59] Hij     Hell no! [19:01] Hij     The man who went beyond blackout and broke     every machine in Edo, Hiraga Gengai. [19:06] Hij     Without that virus cannon that stopped     the enemy fleet and severed their comms, [19:11] Hij     we wouldn't be here right now. [19:14] Hij     But as things stand, we can't link     up with the guys in space, either. SIGN    Sleep well and build up energy. [19:21] Hij     We'll have to get him to help     us communicate in some way. [19:25] G     Old man Gengai? Haven't seen him in a while. [19:28] G     I think he was nearly caught by a mercenary     squad, but managed to get away. [19:33] G     Dunno after that, though. [19:35] G     Gengai-san? Yeah, I ran away with him. [19:39] G     But partway, he said he had     to answer nature's call, [19:43] G     and then he didn't come back... [19:45] G     Huh? Gengai? [19:46] G     He was hiding in the shadows over     there and yelling for toilet paper. [19:57] Hij     Hear us out while you wipe. [20:00] Hij     We need a favor from you, Gengai. [20:06] Hij     Gengai? [20:09] Y     Gengai, was it? [20:11] Y     Surely you know why you're here. [20:14] Gen     Yeah. You want me to clean     up the mess I caused, right? [20:19] Gen     Even as your allies were taken out, [20:22] Gen     you sat back and watched, so where     is all this coming from now? [20:26] Y     We never intended on fighting     alongside complete idiots. [20:31] Y     Gengai, stop that nanomachine virus. [20:35] G     Bad news! Old man Gengai! [20:40] Hij     Gengai has fallen into enemy hands! [20:44] Tsu     Huh? You say something? [20:47] Hij     No. Nothing at all. [20:50] Mat     This is one unpleasant night. [20:54] Mat     It's so quiet, it's almost creepy. [20:58] Mat     I guess bonus stages never     last very long, huh? [21:05] Mat     I hope they're getting some     rest while they still can. [21:14] Soyo     You can't sleep either, [21:15] Soyo     Nobume-san? [21:18] Nob     I can't sleep well after getting     injured and being a burden. [21:22] Soyo     Sorry I caused you unnecessary concern. [21:24] Soyo     But don't worry about keeping watch. [21:26] Soyo     I have the bodyguard the     Odd Jobs left with me. [21:31] Soyo     Oh, it's fine. Let him sleep. [21:37] Soyo     Sorry, I don't know how to play     the straight man very well. [21:42] Soyo     Come to think of it, something     similar happened before, didn't it? [21:46] Soyo     I threw a tantrum, saying     I was too lonely to sleep, [21:50] Soyo     but I hadn't experienced truly     lonely nights back then. [21:56] Nob     We, the Hitotsubashi Faction, are the ones     who put you siblings through all this. [22:01] Nob     I really have no right to     be by your side like this. [22:07] Soyo     Just as you know my pain, [22:10] Soyo     I know your pain, too. [22:16] Soyo     Isn't that enough, Nobume-san? [22:19] Soyo     Let's get through this night,     the two of us togeth— [22:24] Nob     Princess, I don't really know how     to play the straight man, either. [22:36] Nob     What? [22:40] NbNb     Come... [22:42] NbNb     Co... in. [22:44] NbNb     Come in. [22:45] Soyo     Were the comms restored? [22:48] NbNb     Somebody... Is anybody there? [22:53] NbNb     Respond. [22:55] Soyo     Hello. I'm Tokugawa Shigeshige's     younger sister, [23:00] Soyo     Soyo. [23:04] Soyo     Nobunobu-sama... [23:06] Soyo     It's you, isn't it? SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death SIGN    Breaking news. SIGN    Breaking news. SIGN    After the next episode, SIGN    Gintama will be taking a short break. E353 - Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    The first half of the Silver Soul Arc SIGN    reaches its climax! SIGN    That man SIGN    joins the fray, too. SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright room     and at a safe distance from your TV!! [01:47] Soy     I'm Tokugawa Shigeshige's little sister, [01:50] Soy     Soyo. [01:52] Soy     Nobunobu-sama... [01:54] Soy     It's you, isn't it? [01:58] Sak     What's wrong, Shogun-sama? [02:00] Sak     Weren't you tryin' ta get in touch     with your retainers on Earth? [02:08] Sak     Hello. I'm Sakamoto     Tatsuma, of the Kaientai. [02:13] Sak     For reasons, I'm workin'     with the shogun right now. [02:17] Sak     Don't worry. He's perfectly fine. [02:20] Sak     And... [02:24] G     Admiral! [02:27] Sak     With the support of Liberation Army     Admiral Shijaku and his faction, [02:31] Sak     we've just broken out of jail! SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Bushido Is Found     One Second Before Death [02:42] G     The comms have been restored. [02:44] G     What's going on? [02:46] G     Don't tell me, old man Gengai... [02:48] G     If the enemy's weapons start     working again, we're done for! [02:50] Hij     Hurry! [02:51] Hij     No matter what, we must find Gengai     and free him from the enemy! [02:56] Gin     Calm down, you guys. [02:59] Gin     That geezer ain't the type to     become the enemy's puppet. [03:03] Gin     He'll die quietly for us. [03:04] Shin     Don't kill him off! [03:06] Gin     Don't worry. [03:07] Gin     He's a surprisingly good communicator, [03:09] Gin     so he'll do fine in space or in hell. [03:11] Shin     Stop killing him off already! [03:13] Gin     In more pressing matters, [03:16] Gin     I need to take some Hepa,     and I need you to get me a sick bag. [03:18] Gin     Wait a second. Don't shake me so much. [03:21] Gin     I feel sick... [03:24] Hij     Hey! Why would you drink     until you puke during a war?! [03:27] Gin     I figured this was the save     point before the last boss, too. [03:32] Gin     I was planning on recovering all my HP. [03:34] Gin     But when I woke up, I found myself     rolling in a pit of poison. [03:37] Gin     My status screen had turned green. [03:39] Gin     Real life doesn't have save points. [03:42] Gin     Life is all about how your hitbox     grows larger with each step you take. [03:46] Gin     In the first place, do you have     proof the geezer was abducted? [03:50] Oki     He was caught when he took an outdoor     dump and was immobile due to no TP. [03:54] Oki     There was an unfinished     sht left on the scene. [03:58] Oki     And yet there was no sign he wiped. [04:00] Gin     So that means he was taken somewhere     with sht still stuck to his ass. [04:04] Gia     What the hell? That's the most     useless deduction ever. [04:06] Gia     Can you stake your gramps's name on it?     Wouldn't you be ashamed to face him? [04:09] Shin     Even if so, maybe Gengai-san left us a clue. [04:15] Oki     A clue, huh? [04:18] Shin     I see. [04:21] Shin     Looks like we've hit the jackpot. [04:24] Shin     Okita-san, that's just sht.     We've sht the jackpot. [04:27] Oki     Take a closer look. [04:30] Shin     The shts are in regular intervals? [04:32] Oki     He must've left these markers     for us so we could find him. [04:37] Shin     What kind of Hansel and Gretel is that? [04:39] Oki     If we follow these, we should find Gengai. [04:43] Hij     Hey, Sogo, can you stake your     gramps's name on it? You can, right? [04:48] Gin     It's probably some stray dog's poop. [04:50] Shin     Isn't this a bit too orderly for that? [04:52] Hij     And can one person really poop this much? [04:55] Oki     He might be in danger. [04:57] Oki     Let's hurry. [05:03] Kon     I guess I drank too much since     I saw her after so long. [05:07] Kon     I was going to pretend it never happened, [05:10] Kon     but I believed that you guys would notice. [05:15] Kon     Did you buy spare underwear for me? [05:20] Kon     Toshi! [05:21] Oki     Oops. It was just a stray gorilla. [05:23] Hij     Yeah, that was a stray gorilla.     There was no human there. [05:26] Hij     Got that, you guys? [05:27] Shin     I mean, sure, but are you okay with     your leader being a stray gorilla? [05:32] Shin     But what now? We're out of leads again. [05:37] Hij     Hey, look at that. [05:39] Shin     Blood stains? Don't tell me... [05:42] Hij     This might be the clue Gengai left us. [05:45] Shin     No... You mean Gengai-san is... [05:47] Hij     Dunno, but we need to hurry.     That much is for sure. [05:51] Oki     Hijikata-san, [05:52] Oki     can you stake gopchang on that? SIGN    Gopchang (Small Intestines) [05:54] Hij     Why do I have to stake gopchang?     Let me stake my gramps's name, too! [05:58] Shin     Look, the blood's gradually increasing! [06:01] Hij     This is bad! Hurry! [06:06] Zen     I-I drank too much and had     a hemorrhoid explosion. [06:10] Zen     But I believed that you     would definitely notice. SIGN    Poraginol A [06:14] Zen     Please apply this to my ass. [06:19] Hij     Hey! [06:20] Hij     Your drinking party has left everyone in     tatters, their lower halves in particular! [06:24] Gin     Don't try to worm out of it with a jab. [06:25] Gin     Your deduction was off the mark, so     hurry up and bring out the gopchang. [06:28] Hij     Make him bring out his gramps first! [06:30] Oki     Sorry, Hijikata-san, [06:32] Oki     my gramps died a long time ago,     so you hurry up and die, too. [06:36] Hij     What kind of logic is that? You guys     have no right to speak of deductions! [06:39] Shin     Enough already! This isn't the time! [06:43] Hij     We'll have to use the comms and have     people check every nook and cranny. [06:47] Kag     This way. [06:50] Shin     Kagura-chan? [06:51] Oki     You have an idea where he might be? [06:55] Kag     Trust my instincts. [06:58] Kag     It's on nights like these that the     rabbits of the night turn into hunters. [07:06] En     Oh? He still has his ears and nose, I see. [07:10] Y     It's easy to tell if torture will work*     on someone by looking at their face. [07:16] Gen     Hey. [07:18] Gen     You the leader of the Liberation     Army? I finally get to talk to you. [07:23] Gen     As you can see, the comms are back up. [07:26] Gen     I wanted to get a good look at your face, [07:29] Gen     so I set the virus up to go light. [07:31] Gen     But the nanomachines won't stop. [07:35] Gen     You guys won't get anywhere close to Earth. [07:38] Gen     Because I don't know how     to stop them, either. [07:43] En     I figured. [07:45] En     But that goes the same for us. [07:48] En     We cannot stop anymore. [07:51] En     We, the Altana Liberation Army, [07:54] En     gathered and took up arms to free     planets from the Tendoshu's clutches. [07:58] En     If any planet refuses to accept our crusade, [08:01] En     if any planet decides to fight us, [08:03] En     we will grant their wish. [08:06] En     Earth, and all of the insects living on it, [08:10] En     will be reduced to space dust! [08:15] Shi     Forgive me. [08:16] Shi     I forced you guys to commit treason, too. [08:20] G     It's fine, sir. [08:22] Shi     Did anything happen while I was in prison? [08:26] G     Admiral, Prince Ensho is... [08:29] Sak     We will now work with Admiral Shijaku, [08:33] Sak     as well as his home planet, Okoku, [08:35] Sak     and Okoku's Prince Dragonia. [08:37] Sak     and Stup—I mean Prince Hata, [08:41] Sak     and take over the Heavenly Bird,     mothership of the Liberation Army's fleet. [08:46] Sak     There's still a huge numerical disadvantage, [08:49] Sak     but we're already on the mothership. [08:51] Sak     If we use this situation ta our     advantage, things could work out. [08:55] ---     So please pass on a message     ta the guys fightin' on Earth: [08:59] ---     "Hang in there just a bit longer. [09:02] ---     And let's stay alive and     meet on Earth for sure." [09:08] ---     Will that do, Shogun-sama? [09:12] Shi     What?! [09:13] Shi     I-Is that true? [09:15] Sak     Admiral? [09:17] Sak     What's wrong? [09:19] Shi     I'm sorry, [09:21] Shi     my friends from Earth. [09:24] Shi     Everything was too late. [09:29] En     Weapon of destruction,     the Flame of Kagutsuchi. [09:33] En     The Heavenly Bird is but a     platform for this massive weapon. [09:37] En     Since it has the power to     destroy a planet in one shot, [09:41] En     it was deemed a forbidden weapon     and sealed away for ages... [09:46] Shi     But we brought it back when     we started our crusade. [09:50] Shi     The Flame of Kagutsuchi has     already begun preparing to fire. [09:57] Shi     In other words, [09:58] Shi     six hours from now, that blue planet     will be gone from the universe. [10:05] Gen     If you can't get close to Earth, [10:08] Gen     you'll finish things off     with one shot from space? [10:11] Gen     After making so many sacrifices in this     war, you want to reduce it to nothing? [10:16] Gen     Along with your comrades still on this     planet, who joined you in your cause? [10:22] En     That's the reason. [10:24] En     To ensure that our comrades'     sacrifices aren't in vain, [10:27] En     our crusade cannot end in a loss. [10:30] En     Our comrades on Earth would be glad to     become the foundation for our victory. [10:38] G     Prince, what exactly are we fighting? [10:43] G     Destroy a planet along     with our comrades on it? [10:45] G     Wouldn't that make us the     same as the Tendoshu? [10:50] G     Please stop, Prince. [10:53] G     This is no crusade! [10:56] En     Just cause is but an excuse readied for     weaklings who can't fight without a reason. [11:05] En     I knew all along [11:07] En     that defeating the Tendoshu won't     bring back what we've lost. [11:13] En     Then why do we fight? [11:17] En     Isn't it because that's the     only thing we have left? [11:25] En     Having lost even our means to     soothe our hatred and sorrow, [11:31] En     all we can do is keep burning     them in the flames of war. [11:36] En     It is as you see. [11:38] En     We're prepared to walk over the     corpses of our comrades to fight... [11:43] G     Prince! [11:44] Sak     Run! [11:49] Shi     There's no time! [11:50] Shi     Or any shot at victory! [11:52] Sak     So what? [11:54] Sak     Whether we have a shot at victory or not,     what we must do remains the same! [12:09] Sak     Yeah. It changes nothing. [12:12] Sak     Whoever said bushido is found in     death was right on the money. [12:18] G     The reinforcements from     Planet Okoku have arrived. [12:20] Kat     Good. [12:22] Kat     Deploy at the edge of the Liberation     Army's radar net at once. [12:26] Kat     Lure the enemy fleet as far away     from its mothership as possible. [12:29] Kat     We'll use that chance to raid the     mothership with our stealth ship. [12:33] Hata     Why is this happening? [12:35] Kat     So says Prince Dragonia. [12:39] Sak     Even if the end will arrive in one second, [12:43] Sak     live your life so you     don't leave any regrets. [12:46] Sak     That's the samurai way. [12:54] Gin     I will never drink again! [12:59] Soy     Sakamoto-san... [13:01] Soy     Sakamoto-san! [13:04] Soy     Sakamoto-san! Sakamoto-san! [13:10] NbNb     Rest assured. [13:12] NbNb     I will protect Edo and our     country, no matter what. [13:18] NbNb     That's what your brother would say, right? [13:27] NbNb     That's what a real shogun would say. [13:29] NbNb     Unfortunately, I have neither the     right nor the capability to do so, [13:35] NbNb     but I do have the right to act     as the country's stepping stone. [13:40] NbNb     So many people died failing to     protect what they wished to protect, [13:44] NbNb     and I have the right to die for     the things they left behind. [13:53] NbNb     Forgive me. [13:58] Soy     I won't forgive you. [14:01] Soy     Unless you come back alive, [14:07] Soy     I won't forgive you. [14:10] Soy     Come back here, accompany     me to Brother's grave, [14:16] Soy     and report to him that we protected Edo. [14:19] Soy     If you don't... [14:24] Soy     I'll never forgive you! [14:33] Y     That prince came up with     quite the interesting plan. [14:38] Y     To think he would threaten us, too... [14:41] Y     Let the Liberation Army on Earth know. [14:44] G     "HQ has abandoned us. [14:47] G     If you want to avoid dying with Earth, [14:50] G     you only have two options: [14:52] G     either do something about     the nanomachine virus, [14:55] G     or bring down this country by dawn"? [14:59] G     Elder Son, what shall we do? [15:07] Son     Isn't it obvious? [15:09] Son     We'll survive and kill that brat. [15:12] Son     Gengai, you say you don't have the     means to stop the nanomachine virus, [15:17] Son     but what if I say it can be     the means to kill that prince? [15:26] En     How pitiful. [15:28] En     They are Earth's last hope? [15:31] G     I-Is this an error? [15:33] En     What's the matter? [15:34] G     The radar is detecting several     ships behind the Heavenly Bird. [15:38] G     But there's no way such a     large army could be here... [15:42] Hata     It's no error. [15:45] Hata     Members of the Liberation Army, [15:47] Hata     your actions toward Earth are nothing but     an invasion in the name of liberation! [15:54] Hata     Even if the universe will stand     for this savagery, we will not! [16:00] Hata     Planet Okoku's... [16:02] Hata     ...Gramps says he won't stand for it. [16:04] Jii     Wh-Why, you! [16:05] Jii     Why are you trying to blame someone else     and save your skin now, Prince Hog? [16:09] Hata     But I haven't done anything! [16:11] Hata     I was just suddenly carried off and     told to read this note out loud! [16:15] Jii     Then I've done practically     nothing all these years! [16:18] Jii     All I did was grow my beard!     I was just a walking corpse! [16:21] Hata     Do some damn work! [16:23] Hata     How'd things end up like this, anyway? [16:25] Hata     Who was it that said we'd fight?     He can read the note! [16:28] Jii     Which one of you said we'd fight? [16:30] Jii     Raise your hand! I won't yell at you! [16:33] Hata     Fine. Everyone close your eyes. [16:35] Hata     I'll close mine, too. [16:37] Hata     Only the Liberation Army needs to know. [16:39] Jii     Don't peek. No cheating, okay? [16:42] Jii     Whoever stole the lunch money, fess up! [16:44] Hata     Not the lunch money bit! [16:45] Mad     No fair! That was a fake-out? [16:47] Mad     You all said you'd keep your eyes closed! [16:49] Hata     There was a lunch money thief among us! [16:51] Mad     Not exactly lunch money. [16:52] Mad     You only fed me dog food, so I just stole     some of your pudding from the fridge! [16:56] Hata     I was wondering why my royal pudding     always went missing! It was you? [17:00] Mad     Shut it! [17:00] Mad     You get to eat amazing food every     day, so quit whining over pudding! [17:04] Jii     Prince, let me handle this punk. [17:06] Jii     How dare you steal my one job?! [17:08] Jii     Give back my pudding! [17:10] Hata     You ate them, too?! [17:15] G     Follow the prince! [17:17] G     Open intercepting fire! [17:30] Kat     So it begins. I hope they     manage to escape later. [17:35] Kat     Then shall we go, too? [17:39] Kat     I hope you're all ready. [17:41] G     Katsura-san, you needn't ask now. [17:44] G     We'll expel the aliens threatening     our country to protect it. [17:47] G     We are... [17:50] Kat     I am... [17:52] Kat     Joi Rebel Katsura Kotaro! [17:55] Kat     I swear on my name that I shall deliver     divine judgment upon the Liberation Army! [18:00] Kat     Let's go! [18:09] En     Beautiful. [18:14] En     Such a pure, beautiful light. [18:19] En     There's no doubt about it. [18:22] En     This is a crusade. [18:27] Hij     Earth will blow in six hours? [18:30] Hij     Is that why the Liberation     Army's on the move again? [18:34] Mat     I didn't expect them to give their troops     a kick up their backside this way. [18:38] Hij     Is there anything we can do, Pops? [18:40] Mat     Well, are there any cabaret clubs still open? [18:43] Hij     Don't go giving up! [18:45] Mat     No! I'm sure there are cabaret girls     who will fight until the world ends. [18:50] Hij     I wasn't talking about them! [18:51] Mat     Toshi, giving up isn't such a bad thing. [18:55] Mat     You guys throw Earth aside     and go rescue Gengai! [18:59] Hij     Earth is the one thing we     shouldn't throw aside! [19:03] Gin     It's not like you'll throw it at nobody. [19:09] Gin     I don't know if they're worthy of     being tasked with saving the world, [19:13] Gin     but there are some guys who are     even more persistent than us... [19:17] Gin     There's a guy who won't sit back     and watch the world be destroyed. [19:21] Gin     That's for sure. [19:24] Kat     What's going on? [19:25] G     We've been hit! [19:26] Kat     No... Does the enemy mothership have [19:29] Kat     some scouting function that     surpasses our stealth function?! [19:34] Kat     Don't falter! [19:35] Kat     Charge in! [19:39] Shi     Hurry this way! [19:43] Shi     Fall back! [19:44] Shi     Change direction! [19:53] G     The control system broke! [19:55] G     We can't steer! [19:56] G     At this rate, we won't     reach the enemy mothership! [19:58] G     Katsura-san! [20:07] Sak     One after another... [20:14] En     Burn. [20:16] En     Turn into ash. [20:39] G     We're under attack from the right! [20:40] G     That's... [20:43] G     That fleet is... [20:51] Kat     What the— [20:57] Tak     What are you wasting time for? [21:00] Tak     Keep up or I'll leave you behind, [21:02] Tak     Zura. [21:29] Tak     This won't do. [21:32] Tak     I don't care if you're the     Liberation Army or whatever, [21:35] Tak     but you can't do whatever     you want while I'm gone. [21:38] Tak     You're hurting my business. [21:42] Sak     Y-You... [21:44] Tak     A weapon of destruction that'll erase Earth? [21:47] Tak     Sorry, but it won't get a chance to shine. [21:53] Tak     The one to destroy this world [21:58] Tak     will be me. SIGN    The Silver Soul Arc SIGN    will be back. SIGN    Look forward to it!! SIGN    You know how plays and old movies SIGN    have breaks in the middle? SIGN    Sorry, but we're doing the same. SIGN    It's now the intermission. E354 - The Evildoers Who Do Good Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Emergency Rescue SIGN    Defend Kabuki District from the Amanto! SIGN    Operation: Drain the Pond! [00:13] Ex     Gin-san, do your best! SIGN    Watch Operation: Drain the Pond in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!! [00:15] Gin     That's a lot of sludge. [00:17] Kag     I can't wait to see what kind     of alien species we find. [00:20] Shin     Uh... [00:22] Shin     Hey, guys! [00:24] Shin     Gin-san, Kagura-chan! [00:26] Shin     What the heck are you doing?! [00:28] Gin     Draining the pond. [00:30] Shin     Yeah, I can tell! [00:31] Shin     It's the Gintama anime's first episode     of the final arc's second half! [00:35] Shin     I'm asking why you're draining a     pond in such a crucial episode! [00:39] Kag     What are you talking about, Shinpachi? [00:41] Kag     We've gotta hook the viewers     with the very first episode! [00:45] Kag     Pointless shows about stuff like draining     ponds tend to have surprisingly good ratings. [00:50] Kag     True story! [00:52] Shin     Why're you acting like a trailblazer when     you're just ripping off another show?! [00:56] Shin     Get to the actual story! [00:57] Gin     Dude, did you even see     how the first half ended? [01:00] Gin     What was that all about? [01:01] Gin     A guy who had no screen time     for an entire cour [01:04] Gin     gets a close-up of his smug face, steals     the spotlight, and that's how it ends? [01:08] Gin     We can't do anything but drain a pond now. [01:10] Shin     Uh, I don't follow your logic at all! [01:12] Gin     You still don't get it, Shinpachi? [01:14] Gin     This is intricately linked to the     Gintama anime's actual story! [01:17] Shin     Huh? [01:18] Gin     We earthlings have, until now, [01:20] Gin     have just looked on as the Amanto took over     our towns and did whatever they wanted. [01:25] Gin     And now, we've even ended     up at war with them. [01:28] Gin     Unless we weed out the root cause, [01:30] Gin     the Kabuki District will never have peace. [01:34] Gin     In other words, [01:35] Gin     we must get rid of the     alien species in the pond! [01:38] Shin     I don't get it at all! [01:40] Shin     You're just riding on the     coattails of a hit show! [01:41] Kag     Oh, we drained most of     the water while arguing. [01:42] Shin     Isn't that right? Fess up! [01:44] Gin     Where are those damn alien species? [01:46] Kag     Gin-chan, look! [01:52] Gin     Could they be... [01:54] Gin     In the first half, [01:56] Gin     they were among the characters rushing     to the Kabuki District's aid! [02:18] Gin     Let's begin the second half, shall we? [02:21] Gin     Take care of the narration, Pachi-boy. SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    The Story So Far [02:28] Shin     The land of the samurai. [02:30] Shin     There was a time, long ago, when our     country was called by that name. [02:35] Shin     The Altana Liberation Army was formed     to end the Tendoshu's galactic rule. [02:40] Shin     They invaded Earth with their     mothership, the Heavenly Bird. [02:45] Shin     Despite the overwhelming     difference in strength, [02:47] Shin     we rose up to defend Edo and Earth. [02:52] Shin     The Oniwaban, [02:54] Shin     the Shinsengumi, [02:55] Shin     and countless people who     love the Kabuki District [02:57] Shin     threw themselves headlong     into a reckless battle. [03:01] Shin     In space, Katsura-san, Sakamoto-san, [03:04] Shin     and Shogun Tokugawa Nobunobu     entered negotiations [03:07] Shin     and won over Admiral Shijaku,     one of the Liberation Army's top brass. [03:12] Shin     However, things didn't go     so smoothly after that. [03:17] Shin     Dangers assailed us one after another, [03:19] Shin     and we sacrificed many things. [03:22] Shin     That's when Gengai-san's invention,     the nanomachine virus, [03:27] Shin     rendered useless the weapons     of the Liberation Army, [03:29] Shin     who brought the three great warrior races: [03:31] Shin     the Dakini, [03:32] Shin     the Shinra, [03:33] Shin     and the Yato with them to     attack the Kabuki District. [03:37] Shin     During that desperate back-and-forth battle, [03:39] Shin     several people jumped in to help, [03:42] Shin     and we somehow managed to force the     Liberation Army into a temporary retreat. [03:48] Shin     But our joy was short-lived. [03:49] Shin     Gengai-san was abducted by Yato, [03:52] Shin     and over in space, a weapon that could     obliterate a planet in one shot, [03:55] Shin     the Flame of Kagutsuchi, was activated. [03:57] Shin     The countdown to Earth's     destruction had begun. [04:00] Shin     Katsura-san's party found     themselves in grave peril. [04:02] Shin     That's when he showed up. [04:07] Tak     A weapon of destruction that'll erase Earth? [04:11] Tak     Sorry, but it won't get a chance to shine. [04:17] Tak     The one to destroy this world [04:22] Tak     will be me. [04:23] G     Wh-Who is that man? [04:30] PA     Intruders in Sector 17! [04:31] PA     Head there and provide backup     at once! I repeat... [04:36] G     Prince! [04:37] G     Sector 17 [04:38] G     and Sector 22 have been     breached by assault ships! [04:50] G     D-Don't move! [04:52] G     You don't have to be so afraid. [04:54] G     Relax. [04:56] G     I'm not on the side of anyone here. [04:59] G     I won't ally with anyone, either. [05:03] G     I'm just... [05:06] G     an enemy to the entire universe! [05:08] G     Fire! [05:16] Tak     Kiheitai! [05:18] Tak     Charge! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [06:55] (Flashback) Mat     Could you take me with you? [06:59] (Flashback) Mat     I know who you are. [07:03] (Flashback) Mat     I know your goals, too. [07:06] (Flashback) Mat     I'm the same. [07:08] (Flashback) Mat     I've lost everything to war. [07:11] (Flashback) Mat     My father, who fought to     ensure the country's future, [07:13] (Flashback) Mat     was arrested and killed     by that very same country. [07:16] (Flashback) Mat     And my mother died as the wife of a sinner. [07:21] (Flashback) Mat     As the last one left alive, [07:24] (Flashback) Mat     all I can do is avenge my family     using the gun my father left behind! [07:30] (Flashback) Mat     Let me join your quest to     exact revenge on this country! [07:34] (Flashback) Mat     Let me avenge my family! [07:36] (Flashback) Tak     In that case, [07:38] (Flashback) Tak     shoot yourself in the head with that gun. [07:43] (Flashback) Tak     That's the kind of thing I'm trying to do. [07:49] (Flashback) Tak     That's what it means to destroy a country. [07:52] (Flashback) Tak     It's not too late for you. [07:54] (Flashback) Tak     Try and live a smart life. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    The Evildoers Who Do Good [08:18] (Flashback) G     Another Joi Rebel hunt? [08:20] (Flashback) G     They're rounding up anyone they don't like. [08:23] (Flashback) G     What has the world come to? [08:27] (Flashback) Ban     It's a pitiful story. [08:30] (Flashback) Ban     I hear countless innocent people     like her are being imprisoned. [08:34] (Flashback) Ban     What are they doing, when they     have other evildoers to round up? [08:38] (Flashback) Ban     Like, for example, [08:40] (Flashback) Ban     Takasugi Shinsuke. [08:43] (Flashback) Ban     He's one of the Joi Elite Four,     and he's hiding in this area, it seems. [08:48] (Flashback) Ban     That girl was targeted because     she was seen with him. [08:53] (Flashback) Tak     That so? [08:54] (Flashback) Tak     From what I've heard, there's another     big fish swimming these waters. [09:00] (Flashback) Tak     I think his name was... [09:01] (Flashback) Tak     Kawakami Bansai the Manslayer. [09:06] (Flashback) Ban     Never heard of him. [09:08] (Flashback) Ban     Either way, that girl was doomed the moment     she approached one of those villains. [09:14] (Flashback) Ban     I shall perform a requiem for her     so that she may rest in peace. [09:32] (Flashback) G     Hey, you! [09:33] (Flashback) G     What do you think you're doing? [09:35] (Flashback) G     Why do you have a sword? [09:37] (Flashback) G     You must be a Joi Rebel! [09:39] (Flashback) Ban     Quiet. You're ruining my performance. [09:41] (Flashback) G     Say what? [09:43] (Flashback) G     You'd better fix your attitude! [09:46] (Flashback) G     H-Hey! [10:08] (Flashback) Ban     It seems we were set up. [10:12] (Flashback) Ban     That girl was bait laid to capture you, [10:16] (Flashback) Ban     Takasugi Shinsuke. [10:18] (Flashback) Tak     I don't recall falling for their trap. [10:23] (Flashback) Tak     You were the one who spurred me on. [10:26] (Flashback) Ban     Forgive me. I just wanted to see what     kind of man the living legend was. [10:30] (Flashback) Tak     Well? What kind of man was he? [10:33] (Flashback) Ban     It seems he was going around talking     about destroying the world, [10:38] (Flashback) Ban     but if he can't leave a single girl     to die, it's all merely hot air. [10:42] (Flashback) Ban     But I don't mind such idiots. [10:46] (Flashback) Tak     Me, either. [10:49] (Flashback) Tak     A guy who claimed to turn his back on a     country that had turned its back on samurai [10:54] (Flashback) Tak     and was trying to rescue     the Joi Rebels in captivity [10:58] (Flashback) Tak     now finds himself imprisoned     because of one girl. [11:01] (Flashback) Tak     That's a rare degree of stupidity. [11:05] (Flashback) Tak     If you're going to be killed     by the country anyway, [11:08] (Flashback) Tak     why not die for me, Manslayer Bansai? [11:12] (Flashback) Ban     You're recruiting in a prison? [11:15] (Flashback) Ban     Your stupidity knows no bounds. [11:18] (Flashback) Ban     Let me ask you: what will you die for? [11:22] (Flashback) Tak     I won't die. [11:24] (Flashback) Tak     No matter how many corpses I have to     walk over, until I trample this country, [11:29] (Flashback) Tak     I refuse to die. [11:33] (Flashback) Ban     Hardly the words of a man     due to be executed tomorrow. [11:37] (Flashback) Ban     But laying down my life for all     that hot air doesn't sound too bad. [11:46] (Flashback) Mat     Release those men. [11:49] (Flashback) Hen     Goodness gracious. [11:51] (Flashback) Hen     You've had your life saved twice,     and you come back for more? [11:54] (Flashback) Hen     You mustn't throw away     your young and fresh body. [12:00] (Flashback) Hen     Are you trying to make that man accept you? [12:03] (Flashback) Mat     That's not it. [12:05] (Flashback) Mat     I just don't want to let him die. [12:09] (Flashback) Mat     This country needs him. [12:12] (Flashback) Mat     That's all this is about, you lolicon! [12:15] (Flashback) Hen     I see. [12:17] (Flashback) Hen     Then know that there won't be a third     time, and that I'm not a lolicon. [12:21] (Flashback) Hen     As such, I shall stop     treating you as a child now. [12:24] (Flashback) Mat     Don't move! [12:28] (Flashback) G     Kawakami Bansai-dono. [12:30] (Flashback) G     Takasugi Shinsuke-dono, yes? [12:33] (Flashback) Ban     You all! [12:34] (Flashback) G     Everything is ready. [12:40] (Flashback) Hen     You can have this back. [12:42] (Flashback) Hen     What you need to do isn't     point that dagger at me. [12:46] (Flashback) Hen     Get your revenge with your own hands. [12:53] (Flashback) Ban     Did you really win over a bakufu official? [13:00] (Flashback) Tak     Beats me. [13:02] (Flashback) Hen     No. I had no such intentions until now, [13:06] (Flashback) Hen     but I just made up my     mind at this very moment. [13:09] (Flashback) Hen     After all, I'm the same as them... [13:12] (Flashback) Hen     A feminist. [13:15] Hen     How could this be? [13:19] Hen     We hated the world, [13:20] Hen     cursed it with every breath, [13:23] Hen     and came together to destroy it, [13:28] Hen     so why does it look like     we're trying to save it? [13:34] Mat     No, Senpai. Nothing's changed. [13:38] Mat     I know that the Kiheitai was     born to destroy the world... [13:48] (Flashback) Tak     Let's go. [13:51] Mat     And also that it was born     to save a nobody like me. [13:56] Mat     So it doesn't matter     which way the dice roll! [14:00] Mat     Whether we're fighting the     country or the universe, [14:04] Mat     we'll cut down any rotten fiends in our way! [14:07] Mat     That's who Takasugi Shinsuke     and the Kiheitai are! [14:17] (Flashback) Gin     "Win and we're the national     army, lose and we're rebels"? [14:21] (Flashback) Gin     Hey, Zura. We're neither rebels nor losers, [14:25] (Flashback) Gin     so how long are they gonna keep mocking us? [14:28] (Flashback) Gin     If we want to change classes     to the national army, [14:30] (Flashback) Gin     will we need a Zen Book or something? [14:34] (Flashback) Kat     Any group that turns against the     country is called a rebel army. [14:38] (Flashback) Kat     Unless we drive off the Amanto, overturn     the bakufu, and build a new country, [14:43] (Flashback) Kat     we'll never be the national army. [14:45] (Flashback) Gin     Sounds like a hell of a broken game. [14:47] (Flashback) Gin     Changing classes to Baramos     the Demon Lord sounds easier. [14:50] (Flashback) Sak     Don't worry, Gintoki. [14:52] (Flashback) Sak     Even without a Zen Book, players can     become the national army at level 20. [14:56] (Flashback) Gin     That's for sage. [14:57] (Flashback) Tak     Only idiots who become the country's     lapdogs get called national armies, right? [15:03] (Flashback) Tak     Or wait... [15:05] (Flashback) Tak     Did we have anyone honorable enough     to fight for the country or its people? [15:10] (Flashback) Gin     You moron! Half of the Joi War     was born out of kindness. [15:14] (Flashback) Gin     True, it's not the number one motive. [15:16] (Flashback) Gin     But after "I wanna be popular"     and "I wanna let off some steam," [15:19] (Flashback) Gin     "I love my country" is right there. [15:20] (Flashback) Tak     The Joi War was born mostly out of junk! [15:24] (Flashback) Tak     What does it matter what they call us? [15:26] (Flashback) Tak     We know what we're trying to do. [15:30] (Flashback) Tak     Isn't that enough? [15:32] (Flashback) Tak     Besides, could you guys really     cut it in a national army? [15:35] (Flashback) Tak     Insurgent. [15:37] (Flashback) Tak     Traitor. [15:38] (Flashback) Tak     Rebel. [15:40] (Flashback) Tak     You've all got your perfect titles already. [15:43] (Flashback) Gin     You just like it because     you're an emo edgelord! [15:46] (Flashback) Gin     I mean, you seriously called     your unit "Kiheitai." [15:49] (Flashback) Gin     I wouldn't be able to endure it! [15:50] (Flashback) Tak     What's wrong with Kiheitai? [15:52] (Flashback) Gin     It's so embarrassing, I'd rather     call myself Berserk Biker Gang! [15:56] (Flashback) Tak     You're the only one gone berserk here. [15:58] (Flashback) Sak     No! My dck's going wild, too! [16:01] (Flashback) Gin     What the hell are you saying?! [16:04] (Flashback) Kat     National army, huh? [16:06] (Flashback) Kat     Even if the country is overturned one day, [16:09] (Flashback) Kat     we probably won't ever be called that. [16:28] Sak     Those monsters are here. [16:31] Sak     You sure kept us waitin'. [16:33] Sak     But I knew you'd come, Takasugi! [16:37] Kat     Did you come back so     I could cut you in half?! [16:40] Tak     I don't mind fighting you guys first. [16:43] Tak     I'll eventually have to fight     the entire universe, anyway. [16:47] Kat     After trying to take over the nation,     you're going to go after the universe?! [16:51] Tak     Country or universe, there's no difference. [16:54] Tak     Either way, he will     definitely stand in my way. [16:58] Tak     Unless I take him out, [17:01] Tak     I can take neither country nor universe! [17:05] Sak     Ah, I see. [17:06] Sak     As long as that idiot's there,     Earth is in safe hands. [17:09] Sak     We can let loose without worry, eh? [17:13] Tak     Wrong. [17:14] Tak     That nuisance isn't here, [17:16] Tak     so we can take whatever we want. [17:18] Tak     I'll do anything I can. [17:21] Tak     Be it hope, despair, good,     evil, friends, or enemies... [17:26] Tak     Even if I have to use every last one, [17:30] Tak     I'll crush that man. [17:34] Tak     That is my purpose in life     right here, right now. [17:47] Shi     Reinforcements? [17:48] Shi     Hurry, my friends from Earth! [17:50] Tak     Get going. [17:52] Tak     I'll stop that weapon. [17:55] Tak     You two can have the enemy general's head. [17:58] Kat     You... [17:59] Tak     While you're at it, [18:01] Tak     take care of that general, too. [18:05] Tak     Hey. [18:06] Tak     I'm glad to see you still have     a head on your shoulders. [18:11] Tak     Sorry I carried you to shogun     at such a dreadful time. [18:17] Tak     I betrayed you, and you     betrayed me, but rest assured. [18:22] Tak     These guys won't betray you or turn their     backs on you. Not you or this country. [18:29] Tak     So you should also... [18:32] Tak     Go! [18:52] Nb     I know... [18:55] Nb     Who it was that offered their help when*     our country faced its greatest peril. [19:03] Nb     Who it was that were called     rebels and traitors, [19:06] Nb     but still fought to protect the country. [19:13] Nb     You men were still fighting, weren't you? [19:18] Nb     Hear me, those abandoned by the country. [19:21] Nb     This country will never again betray you. [19:27] Nb     Never again will it cast you aside. [19:32] Nb     Shogun Tokugawa Nobunobu and the     country's crest stand here with you. [19:40] Nb     I won't let anyone call you traitors anymore. [19:42] Nb     You are our country's pride     and joy, its national— [19:45] Kat     Rebel army is fine. [19:47] Kat     We're all right with that. [19:50] Nb     Is that so? [19:52] Nb     Then I shall join you in     the rebel army myself. [19:57] Nb     This country... This whole planet [20:01] Nb     is a rebel army that stands     up to the universe! [20:08] Y     Found it. [20:13] Y     Several cylinders inside. [20:16] Y     Bring it here at once. [20:20] Y     It seems you weren't lying when     you said you had a countermeasure. [20:25] Gen     An inventor's job is to     create contradictions. [20:29] Gen     If we're told to build an unbreakable shield, [20:32] Gen     we first build the only unstoppable     spear that can break it [20:35] Gen     before comprehending and     completing the shield. [20:38] Y     In other words, you have a way to destroy     the nanomachine virus protecting Edo? [20:46] Gen     I didn't expect it to end up as a spear     that'd destroy the world, though. [20:56] Tak     How do things look? [20:57] Hen     Everything's fine, [21:00] Hen     or so I would like to say.     Our reinforcements are delayed. [21:05] Hen     We can only distract the     enemy for so long... [21:09] Ban     Worry not, Takechi. [21:10] Ban     They won't be needed here. [21:13] Mat     More importantly, Senpai, [21:14] Mat     how's the Flame of Kagutsuchi analysis going? [21:16] Hen     Everything's fine on that end. [21:19] Hen     Even if it's a weapon that can erase a     planet, it's based on old technology. [21:24] Hen     There are exploits we can use. [21:26] Hen     However... [21:28] Hen     Even if we stop the Flame of Kagutsuchi, [21:32] Hen     should Earth yield to its threat     and take down that barrier, [21:38] Hen     everything will have been in vain. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:14] Kag     Within all the bloodlust on the battlefield,     I sense one extraordinary presence. [23:18] Y     Let me show what a real Yato is like! SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Rabbits Leap Higher     on Moonlit Nights SIGN    In space and on Earth, SIGN    a crucial battle has broken out. SIGN    Pirates join the fray, too! SIGN    The rabbits of the night descend upon the battlefield. E355 - Rabbits Leap Higher on Moonlit Nights Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!! [00:05] (Flashback) Mat     Could you take me with you? [00:10] (Flashback) Mat     Let me join your quest to     exact revenge on this country! [00:14] (Flashback) Ban     It's a pitiful story. [00:17] (Flashback) Ban     I hear countless innocent people     like her are being imprisoned. [00:22] (Flashback) Ban     What are they doing, when they     have other evildoers to round up? [00:26] (Flashback) Mat     Release those men. [00:29] (Flashback) Hen     What you need to do isn't     point that dagger at me. [00:34] (Flashback) Hen     Get your revenge with your own hands. [00:38] Tak     Country or universe, there's no difference. [00:42] Tak     Either way, he will     definitely stand in my way. [00:45] Tak     Unless I take him out, [00:47] Tak     I can take neither country nor universe! [00:50] Y     It seems you weren't lying when     you said you had a countermeasure. [00:55] Gen     An inventor's job is to     create contradictions. [00:59] Gen     If we're told to build an unbreakable shield, [01:02] Gen     we first build the only unstoppable     spear that can break it [01:05] Gen     before comprehending and     completing the shield. [01:09] Hen     We can only distract the     enemy for so long... [01:13] Ban     Worry not, Takechi. [01:15] Ban     They won't be needed here. [01:17] Mat     More importantly, Senpai, [01:18] Mat     how's the Flame of Kagutsuchi analysis going? [01:21] Hen     Everything's fine on that end. [01:23] Hen     Even if it's a weapon that can erase a     planet, it's based on old technology. [01:28] Hen     There are exploits we can use. [01:30] Hen     However... [01:32] Hen     Even if we stop the Flame of Kagutsuchi, [01:36] Hen     should Earth yield to its threat     and take down that barrier, [01:42] Hen     everything will have been in vain. [01:50] Gin     Give it a rest! [01:51] Gin     What are you guys, Kintaro candy?! [01:53] Gin     Before I cut down all you similar-looking     idiots, Earth will be destroyed! [01:56] Shin     Damn it! We don't have time     for this! Gengai-san is... [01:59] Oki     Can we really even trust her instincts? [02:03] Oki     Hey, you listenin' to me? [02:04] Kag     Gin-chan, take care of things here! [02:06] Gin     Wait, Kagura! [02:08] Gin     Kagura! [02:10] Kag     Within all the bloodlust on the battlefield, [02:11] Kag     I sense one extraordinary presence... [02:14] Kag     I sense Yato! [02:15] Gin     That numskull! What does     she think she can do alone? [02:18] Shin     Gin-san, we must hurry and go after her! [02:20] Hij     Hey! [02:21] Hij     Look! [02:23] Gin     What is that? [02:25] Shin     Is that the Liberation Army's... [02:27] Hij     No way... Run away! [02:29] Shin     Run where?! SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [04:07] G     I-It's over... [04:09] G     HQ has commenced its attack on Earth! [04:15] Y     If that were actually the Flame of     Kagutsuchi, we would be space dust already. [04:21] Y     It's more likely that was a ship     that got too close to Earth [04:25] Y     and ended up devoured     by the nanomachine virus. [04:28] Y     So, Gengai, [04:30] Y     how are the contents of this box used? [04:32] Gen     In that box are nanomachines that are the     only things capable of destroying the bees. [04:38] Gen     But the machines that can launch     them are unusable right now, [04:43] Gen     so we'll need a ton of explosives to do it. [04:46] Gen     We'll gradually spread the nanomachines     using multiple explosions. [04:50] Gen     It'll take time, [04:51] Gen     but that's the only way. [04:55] Y     All that said, [04:57] Y     I'm amazed you made up your mind to help us. [05:00] Gen     Stopping the bees and getting overrun     is better than having Earth destroyed. [05:05] Gen     At least it gives us a fighting chance. [05:07] Gen     On top of that, you guys say     you'll take that prince's head... [05:12] Y     Really? I don't recall guaranteeing     anything of the sort. [05:17] Y     Gengai, I know torturing you is pointless. [05:22] Y     That's because you're more     afraid of defeat than death. [05:27] Y     But you people lost. [05:29] Y     So it doesn't matter anymore     if you die, right? [05:33] Gen     You're wrong there.     I really can't stand pain. [05:39] Gen     All it would've taken is a kick up my     backside for me to help you like this. [05:43] Gen     But of course, I'm talking about helping     you gather explosives, not destroy the bees. [05:49] Gen     Those things explode easily if     they're raised to body temperature. [05:53] Y     You little... [06:00] Gen     Ow! Kagura?! [06:03] Y     It seems I played right into your hands. [06:10] Kag     Old Man Gengai! [06:11] Y     Why is a Yato here? [06:14] Y     You can't be on their side, surely? [06:17] Y     How amusing. [06:20] Y     I didn't expect to find one of my own     trying to commit suicide with this planet. [06:25] Kag     Stop this stupid war already. [06:28] Kag     If Earth blows up, you'll all die with it! [06:35] Kag     No matter how much you hurt     yourself to save the Earthlings, [06:41] Kag     as a Yato, you no longer have a place here. [06:44] Kag     Cast aside by both Earthlings and brethren, [06:48] Kag     you will die all alone in space. [06:56] G     Huh? [07:04] G     Y-You bastard! [07:16] Kam     Oh, she has brethren right here. [07:19] Kam     "Let's go home to that planet one day." [07:21] Kam     It wasn't just one idiot     who made that promise. [07:28] Kam     There's another idiot [07:31] Kam     right here. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Rabbits Leap Higher on Moonlit Nights [07:45] Kam     Oh, she has brethren right here. [07:47] Kam     "Let's go home to that planet one day." [07:50] Kam     It wasn't just one idiot     who made that promise. [07:54] Kam     There's another idiot [07:57] Kam     right here. [07:59] Kag     Kamui...? [08:02] Abu     And the pitiful subordinates who have to     go along with that idiot are here, too. [08:11] Abu     This little bunny is our brethren. [08:14] Abu     If you want a fight, the 7th     Division will gladly take you on. [08:19] Y     The Harusame's Yato unit? [08:22] Y     What are the remnants of that     dead pirate fleet doing here? [08:26] Kam     Dead? [08:28] Kam     Pirates will never die. [08:31] Kam     Any time order comes into being,     it will always be accompanied by chaos. [08:36] Kam     Any time a power tries to unify the universe, [08:39] Kam     there will always be a     rebel power to counter it. [08:43] G     Attacks from starboard! [08:45] G     Prince, this is... [08:47] Kam     If you guys try to destroy this planet, [08:52] Kam     we will do the opposite. [08:54] Kam     Only if we go crazy fighting the entire     universe to save this puny Earth [09:02] Kam     can we call ourselves pirates. [09:05] Tak     You sure kept us waiting. [09:07] Bat     We had a little disagreement on tactics. [09:09] Bat     What kind of idiots would send their     general to a planet that could vanish? [09:14] Sh     That guy's even more hardheaded than me. [09:16] Sh     No way to stop him. [09:18] Sh     I bet there are worse enemies than     the Liberation Army waiting on Earth. [09:23] Tak     Yeah. The Liberation     Army's just an appetizer. [09:26] Sh     Damn! I really should've gone with him! [09:30] Bat     Both situations are equally perilous. [09:33] Bat     He gave us such a massive stage to     shine. What more could we ask for? [09:37] Sho     Sure, I've gotten up to my fair     share of mischief over my life, [09:40] Sho     but even I haven't done     anything this lawless. [09:45] Sho     Any villain worth his salt has gotta go     for world conquest at least once! [09:51] Kam     I'll leave things up in space to them. [09:53] Kam     Unfortunately, I have more sense than you. [09:57] Kam     I know that crushing you     guys won't change a thing. [10:01] Kam     I know the real enemy... [10:03] Kam     And I know this won't end     unless that man is crushed. [10:06] Kam     So get up already. [10:09] Kam     Are you gonna take this lying down? [10:12] Kam     I'll make my stand. [10:14] Kam     I'll crush Utsuro, who stole the     title of strongest from that baldy. [10:19] Kam     And I'll also crush my kid sister, who     dredged up my weakness and ran with the win. [10:24] Kam     No matter how many times I fall, I won't     be defeated as long as I get back up. [10:28] Kam     Weren't you the one who taught me that's     what it means to be the strongest? [10:33] Kag     Jeez... [10:35] Kag     I thought you would've learned your     lesson after being beaten to a pulp, [10:39] Kag     but it looks like your stupidity is incurable. [10:45] Kam     He said the same thing to me. [10:47] Kam     But even so, [10:49] Kam     he sent me here without argument. [10:52] Kam     I wonder why. [10:54] Kag     Isn't that obvious? [10:55] Kag     Because he knows that I'd never lose to you, [10:58] Kag     and that you'd never lose to     anyone other than me right now. [11:04] Kag     An unbeatable big bro and an unbeatable     kid sister are invincible together. [11:09] Kag     That's what he believes. [11:11] Kam     I guess I can live up to his expectations... [11:14] Kam     If you don't hold me back, that is. [11:16] Kam     As long as this planet is fine,     I can kill you anytime, anyway. [11:20] Kag     Right back at you. [11:22] Y     Now that we can't use the geezer, [11:24] Y     there is only one way for     us to leave here alive: [11:29] Y     by felling this nation before dawn. [11:32] Y     It'll be a tad troublesome if we     have to fight Yato along the way, [11:35] Y     but your blood, stagnant     and corrupted by evil, [11:39] Y     is no longer Yato blood. [11:52] Y     Let me show you what a real Yato is like! [11:58] G     H-He turned young again?! [12:00] Abu     Wait, I've heard of this before. [12:02] Abu     A legendary mercenary known as the     elder who, with his qigong mastery, [12:07] Abu     can freely asphyxiate or revitalize     himself to control his lifespan [12:12] Abu     and has kept fighting for two     centuries as a true monster. [12:22] Kam     Gramps... You know that Yato     blood coursing through your veins? [12:27] Kam     I don't know how many centuries     old or vintage it is, [12:31] Kam     but coursing through ours [12:32] Kam     is the blood of one who spent thousands of     years watching over that planet and us, [12:37] Kam     the blood of our mother. [12:41] Kam     Let us show you what a real Yato is like! [12:54] Abu     What? [12:58] Abu     That guy... [12:59] Abu     Can he resize his body at will? [13:09] Kag     Oops. [13:10] Kag     Sorry. [13:13] Kam     Don't worry about it. [13:14] Kam     Now we're even! [13:18] Abu     What're you moronic siblings doing? [13:25] Kag     Why, you little! [13:27] Kag     Who goes that far when I     said it wasn't on purpose?! [13:31] Kam     I warned you not to hold me back, didn't I? [13:34] Kam     Even a guaranteed win isn't     guaranteed with you around. [13:36] Kam     Either piss off or die. Make your choice. [13:38] Kag     You don't get to mouth off at me when     you couldn't dodge that simple kick. [13:41] Kag     You die! [13:42] Abu     This is no time to be     fighting among yourselves! [13:48] Y     I see having a bloodline too old     brings its own set of problems. [13:52] Y     Yours is obviously all moldy. [13:55] Kam     Right, I totally forgot. [13:58] Kam     You inherited that baldy's blood, too. [14:01] Kam     No wonder you're holding me back. [14:02] Kag     You're definitely going     bald in the future, too! [14:05] Kag     Make sure you have a wig ready! [14:07] Y     Pointless. [14:09] Y     Such disjointed attacks... [14:11] Abu     Where are you two even aiming?! [14:14] Abu     Don't enjoy a fun sibling spat     with the enemy in the middle! [14:20] Kam     Looks like you can't see the enemy too well. [14:23] Kag     Right back at you! [14:25] Kam     If you keep relying on your eyes, [14:28] Kam     you can't grasp all of the enemy. [14:31] Kam     That is why we Yato use our     blood to gaze upon our enemies. [14:34] Kam     The memories of battle that've     accumulated in our blood for ages [14:39] Kam     and our own personal experiences [14:40] Kam     come together to give us Yato an almost     instinctive eye to size our enemies up with. [14:46] Kam     As someone who's always fought her enemies     and herself, you should be able to see... [14:51] Kam     More things than you could ever see before. [14:55] Kam     Right now, you're fully capable of taming it. [14:59] Kam     Don't fear your blood. [15:01] Kam     Have some faith in our family's blood. [15:05] Kag     Use not my eyes, but my blood. [15:09] Kam     See anything? [15:11] Kag     Nothing yet. [15:13] Kam     Figures. [15:15] Kam     I see it very well. [15:17] Kag     See what? [15:17] Kam     The enemy's face. [15:19] Kam     You got one more hit in. [15:21] Kam     This makes us even. [15:23] Kag     You punk! [15:27] Y     One who lets others distract them     from the enemy can never prevail! [15:32] Kag     No way, did he... [15:39] Y     You're playing the decoy? [15:42] Y     I can see right through you! [15:47] Kag     I see now! The first hit was an accident! [15:50] Kag     It doesn't count! [15:52] Kag     So now... [15:54] Kag     We're even! [15:56] Abu     You're still at it?! [15:59] Kag     Oh, no! My leg slipped! [16:01] Kag     Dodge it, Big Bro! [16:03] Y     Just how much will you insult me... [16:04] Kam     Oh? [16:06] Kam     An accidental hit doesn't count? [16:09] Kam     Hup. [16:13] Kam     Oh, sorry. I didn't notice you above me. [16:16] Y     I-I can't read their movements at all... [16:18] Kag     You're the big bro! Be the bigger man! [16:20] Kag     Let your kid sister get the last hit in! [16:24] Y     They're hitting me right on the bull's-eye     while fighting among themselves! [16:27] Kam     Why can't you be modest     and let your brother win? [16:31] Y     No, this spat is a fake-out. [16:34] Y     Are they waiting for me to focus     on defending my bull's-eye? [16:37] Y     Are they telling me to choose     between my life and my balls? [16:42] Y     I'll let you have both! [16:45] Y     I'll defend my entire body by focusing     all my defense on my bull's-eye! [16:48] Y     I have no blind spots now! [16:55] Kam     No more going around in circles. [16:57] Kag     We should just go at each other directly. [16:59] Kam     But before that... [17:02] Kam     If you can harden and soften at will... [17:03] Kag     ...we'll just take both     your hard and soft spots... [17:06] Bo     ...and trample them all! [17:17] Y     What your eyes gaze upon [17:21] Y     is neither the enemy in front of     you nor the sibling by your side, [17:26] Y     but what lies beyond? [17:28] Y     The faraway concept of strength? [17:32] Y     Rejoice, my brethren! [17:35] Y     The noble blood of us Yato hasn't died yet... [17:40] G     Elder! [17:41] G     The legend of the battlefield     was killed by those brats?! [17:45] Kag     What're you looking at to confirm his death? [17:47] Kam     Rest assured. [17:49] Kam     The geezer just acted     his age and withered up. [17:51] Kag     Quit with that metaphor. [17:53] Kam     Grab your dead tree and get lost already. [17:55] G     Curse you! [17:57] Kam     Those who cling to a legend, [17:59] Kam     and those who try to create their own legend. [18:03] Kam     We are two different races, and     you'll find that out very quickly. [18:07] Abu     All right! Hear that, you louts? [18:10] Abu     Looks like our commander has     gained some sympathy for us. [18:13] G     The commander is the one who needs sympathy! [18:16] G     Did you catch a cold on some planet, boss? [18:19] Kam     Nothing has changed. [18:21] Kam     I still want nothing to do with weaklings. [18:24] Kam     I just want to get around to     fighting my real target already. [18:27] Kag     I don't mind. I'll just have     one more scrub to beat up. [18:31] Kam     Who said you were my real target? [18:33] Kam     You're one of the scrubs, too! [18:38] Gin     Hey. I'm glad to see you two have made up. [18:42] Gin     That said, if you wanna settle     scores, aren't I first in line, kid? [18:47] Oki     Nah. I remember him trying     to seduce me as well. [18:51] Oki     I'm not letting anyone else     have him. Not even you, boss. [18:55] Kag     Gin-chan! You guys! [18:58] Kag     After going around setting up rematch     flags with anyone and everyone, [19:02] Kag     I hope you're not expecting to have a     happy ending with your main target alone. [19:05] Oki     The only ending you deserve [19:08] Oki     is a bad ending where you get skewered     by heroines from all directions, Manaka. [19:13] Hij     There's something I'd never     hear in Manaka's voice. [19:16] Kam     I only went at it with you     guys once. Talk about clingy. [19:20] Kam     You seemed easy, but I guess     you were surprisingly pure. [19:23] Kag     Quit being misleading! [19:26] Kam     No need to worry. [19:28] Kam     Unlike your average harem rom-com protags, [19:31] Kam     I'm not shallow enough to plant my     seeds and not take responsibility. [19:36] Kam     I'll make sure to kill every last heroine! [19:40] Kam     So for now, I'll endure it! [19:44] Kam     I won't let any of you die until I kill you! [19:54] Abu     "Don't let anyone die," huh? [19:56] Abu     I never thought I'd see the day     when I received such an order. [20:00] Abu     Hey, retreat now and let your allies know. [20:04] Abu     The universe's craziest big bro and the     universe's stupidest big bro have teamed up. [20:09] Abu     Nobody can stop those siblings anymore. [20:13] Abu     If you don't want to die with     Earth, pray to the heavens. [20:17] Abu     We'll handle the rest. [20:20] Abu     Also, beware of colds. [20:23] Abu     If you catch his, you'll have trouble. [20:26] G     Retreat! Let's regroup! [20:28] G     But... [20:29] G     Just do it— [20:34] G     H-Hey! [20:41] Shin     Is that... Naraku? [20:43] Shin     Wh-Why are they here? [20:55] Gin     Utsuro! [20:56] Uts     Thanks to you all, I've managed     to make this war a real messy one. [21:08] Uts     I thank you for your foolishness. [21:13] Uts     Now... [21:14] Uts     An ending ought to be beautiful and tranquil. [21:19] Uts     The planet's ending [21:22] Uts     has no place for you all. [21:26] G     O-Oh, God... [21:30] Uts     Didn't you find it strange? [21:33] Uts     I've destroyed the ley lines and     Altana gates of so many planets, [21:36] Uts     so why wasn't I doing the same to Earth? [21:40] Uts     Was I showing mercy to my homeland? [21:43] Uts     Was it just out of a whim? [21:52] Uts     No. [21:54] Uts     I saved it for a special moment... [21:56] Uts     For you all. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:39] Hen     I'm prepared to stop the enemy even if     this unit turns to ash in the process. [23:45] Hen     I'll fight alongside you all     until the very end, too. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:48] Mat     Shinsuke-sama... SIGN    Making a Dull World Interesting SIGN    In space, it's the Flame of Kagutsuchi. SIGN    On Earth, it's the Altana going berserk. SIGN    Everywhere you look, it's a desperate situation. SIGN    What tune does the Kiheitai's Kawakami Bansai play at this time? E356 - Making a Dull World Interesting Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!! [00:12] U     Didn't you find it strange? [00:15] U     I've destroyed the ley lines and     Altana gates of so many planets, [00:19] U     so why wasn't I doing the same to Earth? [00:23] U     Was I showing mercy to my homeland? [00:26] U     Was it just out of a whim? [00:34] U     No. [00:36] U     I saved it for a special moment... [00:39] U     For you all. [00:43] G     Chief! [00:54] G     Detecting a high-energy     reading on Earth's surface! [00:56] G     What's going on?! [00:58] G     This is almost like... [00:59] G     A repeat of that time! [01:01] En     Altana gone berserk? [01:04] G     Only the Tendoshu could     cause something like this! [01:08] En     They're wrong. [01:10] En     The Tendoshu are long gone already. [01:13] En     Then who could it be? [01:17] En     What if they're the same? [01:20] En     What if the destruction     of our homeland and Earth [01:25] En     were caused by the same person,     who's still down there? SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [03:07] U     Perhaps they, too, have noticed by now... [03:13] U     Who their real enemy is. [03:19] U     The long, long night will end soon. [03:22] U     There is no need to feel sorrow. [03:25] U     Nor is there a need to suffer. [03:36] U     Because nothing will remain     to prove that you ever lived. [03:44] Gin     But I'm gonna leave a mark, Utsuro. [03:47] Gin     I'm gonna cling to this life so     hard, I'll leave bite marks! [03:56] Soy     Katakuriko, will everyone...     will all of Edo's people be all right? [04:02] Mat     Take the princess to a safe place. [04:04] Soy     Katakuriko! [04:06] Nob     Where, exactly, is this     "safe place" you speak of? [04:08] Nob     Why not tell her the truth? [04:11] Nob     Tell her that even the ground we stand     on right now could blow up at any time. [04:17] Nob     I can understand wanting     everyone else to be safe, [04:21] Nob     but being too greedy will only     bring you pain in the long run. [04:26] Mat     Hmph! Did you have to be so blunt? [04:30] Mat     The guys up there are fighting     with all they've got. [04:34] Mat     What is it that we can do right now? [04:39] (Flashback) Kag     Sadaharu. [04:42] (Flashback) Kag     Take care of Nobutas and Soyo-chan, okay? [04:46] (Flashback) Kag     No! [04:47] (Flashback) Kag     There has to be something only you can do. [04:52] (Flashback) Kag     Doesn't matter what it is. [04:54] (Flashback) Kag     We all have to do what only     we can, the best we can. [04:58] (Flashback) Kag     When those things add up, [05:01] (Flashback) Kag     we can save anything, even Earth. [05:05] (Flashback) Kag     Isn't that right, Sadaharu? [05:13] Mat     The Altana went out of control? [05:15] Mat     What's that mean, Senpai? [05:18] Hen     They're trying to fire that massive amount     of energy at the Flame of Kagutsuchi. [05:24] Hen     If they do, [05:26] Hen     even this galaxy could be in danger. [05:30] Mat     On top of stopping the Flame of Kagutsuchi... [05:33] Ban     ...we must also stop the     Altana from rampaging? [05:41] G     What? SIGN    Unauthorized Call [05:58] G     Yo! You still alive, Kiheitai guys?! [06:04] G     Sorry to keep ya waiting. [06:06] G     Now all the villains are in one place. [06:11] G     Ain't that right, Liberation Army of Justice? [06:17] Bat     Shokaku. [06:18] Bat     Do your job before you run     off to go play pirate. [06:22] Sho     For a pirate, you sure     do take work seriously! [06:27] Sho     I'm sorry to say I can't     stand that other guy. [06:30] Sho     I'll leave him to you. [06:35] Bat     I'm not your leader, you idiots. [06:38] Bat     I'm not babysitting a monkey, [06:40] Bat     much less escorting a freak     who doesn't even have a body. [06:44] Bat     Hear that, Hankai? [06:46] Han     Bato... It was Earthlings     who took my body from me. [06:52] Han     And you ask me to help them?     Help my mortal enemies? [06:58] Hen     Precisely. [07:00] Hen     You're capable of infiltrating     the ship's system [07:02] Hen     and controlling the Flame of     Kagutsuchi from the inside. [07:07] Han     I've seen several signs of     attempted break-ins already. [07:11] Han     But they've all been repelled     by the security system. [07:16] Han     I suppose that's as far     as Earthlings can go. [07:19] Hen     Well, yes, given this is the thirteenth     time I'm giving you this speech. [07:26] Hen     Thanks to the twelve copies of you     that my friends have released, [07:31] Hen     the firewall is gradually     starting to come undone. [07:35] Hen     Your mortal enemy is that very ship. [07:39] Hen     Twelve of you have fallen on     this quest. Avenge their deaths. [07:46] G     All of Earth's energy is     gathering in one place. [07:50] G     P-Prince... [07:52] En     Cut off energy supply to everything     but the vital systems. [07:57] En     Reroute it all to the Flame of     Kagutsuchi's charging process [08:01] En     and accelerate its firing. [08:02] G     B-But, Prince, many of our men are still     engaging the enemy all over the place! [08:14] Bat     Hey, how many more copies will     we need to destroy that weapon? [08:20] Hen     No amount is enough. [08:22] Hen     The security system has countless     firewalls layered upon each other. [08:27] Hen     But no matter how many     walls stand in our way, [08:31] Hen     they can surely overcome them all. [08:36] Sho     I've got the headbutts to     take out any enemy I can see. [08:41] Bat     So my job is to escort after all? [08:44] Bat     That said, [08:45] Bat     piloting us all to hell     doesn't sound too bad. [08:49] Hen     Shokaku-san, Bato-san. [08:52] Hen     When it comes down to it,     you're both hard workers, huh? [09:04] Bat     I can't see a thing. [09:09] Sho     Bato. [09:10] Sho     Hey, what's wrong? [09:12] Sho     Bato? SIGN    Call One Call Two [09:17] Hen     Shokaku-san! [09:18] Hen     Bato-san! [09:21] Hen     Don't tell me... [09:22] En     Destroy all sectors with     enemies inside at once. [09:26] Hen     Run away! [09:38] G     Wh-What have they done? [09:43] Hen     Hankai-dono. [09:48] Hen     How long until the Flame of     Kagutsuchi is fired now? [09:53] Han     Around fifteen minutes, I'd say. [09:56] Hen     Is there a way to stall it? [09:59] Han     Link up with those outside and have     them destroy the energy circuits. [10:03] Han     But even that will only     provide a brief respite. [10:08] G     T-Takechi-sama! [10:09] G     The Liberation Army's entire     fleet is headed this way! [10:16] En     Fifteen minutes will do. Keep the     enemy pinned down for that long, [10:21] En     and it'll be over. All of it. [10:27] Tak     Takechi, do you hear me? [10:30] Tak     We've been separated from the unit. [10:32] Tak     Regrouping will be difficult. [10:34] Tak     So we're going to go ahead     and charge onto the bridge. [10:37] Hen     Shinsuke-dono. [10:39] Hen     Only fifteen minutes remain before     the Flame of Kagutsuchi fires. [10:44] Hen     However, I'll extend that to thirty. [10:49] Hen     In that time, destroy the energy circuits. [10:53] Hen     Can you get me a small ship? [10:56] Mat     What are you thinking, Takechi-senpai? [11:00] Mat     Senpai! [11:06] (Flashback) Tak     Why won't you draw your sword? [11:09] (Flashback) Hen     Because I know... [11:11] (Flashback) Hen     That we could turn the world on     its head, but we could never [11:17] (Flashback) Hen     defeat you, Takasugi Shinsuke. [11:21] (Flashback) Tak     It seems you're smarter than these     bodies on the ground, at least. [11:26] (Flashback) Tak     But then, why did you come here? [11:28] (Flashback) Hen     They have misused their authority and     oppressed anyone they didn't like. [11:35] (Flashback) Hen     They were criminals who had to be     brought to justice. That's why. [11:39] (Flashback) Hen     If you don't like how I used     you, go ahead and kill me. [11:44] (Flashback) Hen     I've gone and learned that this     world is hopelessly boring. [11:54] (Flashback) Tak     If this act of yours was based on your     judgment of my character, I'm impressed. [12:00] (Flashback) Tak     I almost want you as a strategist. [12:03] (Flashback) Hen     P-Please wait! [12:05] (Flashback) Tak     You're not wise or anything. [12:08] (Flashback) Tak     Just quick to give up. [12:10] (Flashback) Tak     If you keep running around     pretending to be smart, [12:13] (Flashback) Tak     you're running away from the unexpected. [12:16] (Flashback) Hen     You mean to say this country can     be defeated if I keep fighting? [12:22] (Flashback) Tak     Beats me. But in order to     live in this dull-ass world, [12:26] (Flashback) Tak     you've got to believe in a miracle or two. [12:36] Hen     I trust you're aware of our objective. [12:39] Hen     Just fifteen minutes. [12:41] Hen     That might not be just reward     for a do-or-die mission. [12:46] Hen     But within those fifteen minutes     lies a chance to cause a miracle. [12:51] Hen     Please, give me the last     fifteen minutes of your lives! [13:12] (Flashback) Tak     If you're going to be killed     by the country anyway, [13:15] (Flashback) Tak     why not die for me, Manslayer Bansai? [13:20] (Flashback) Ban     Let me ask you: what will you die for? [13:25] (Flashback) Tak     I won't die. [13:27] (Flashback) Tak     No matter how many corpses I have to     walk over, until I trample this country, [13:32] (Flashback) Tak     I refuse to die. [13:49] Tak     That must be the Flame of     Kagutsuchi's central command. [13:53] Ban     Run! [13:55] Ban     No matter how many corpses     you have to walk over, [13:58] Ban     you won't die until you fulfill your goal. [14:00] Ban     You're the one who said that. [14:05] Ban     Run, Shinsuke. [14:09] Mat     What are you saying, Senpai?! [14:14] Ban     Worry not. [14:17] Ban     I'll fight alongside you all     until the very end, too. [14:21] G     Fire! [14:25] G     What's the matter? [14:29] Ban     Dance for me. [14:34] G     K-Kill them! [14:47] Ban     Heroes are such sinful beings. [14:52] Ban     They never look back [14:54] Ban     and charge straight forward. [14:58] Ban     That is why people can chase after     their backs and move forward. [15:05] Ban     But I understand [15:09] Ban     that you knew the pain and sorrow of     walking over a corpse more than anyone, [15:16] Ban     but you still had to grit your     teeth and keep moving forward. [15:21] Ban     I understand that you're just one weak man. [15:27] Ban     But even so... [15:35] Ban     Don't look back! [15:37] Ban     Don't look back... [15:39] Ban     Keep your eyes forward, Shinsuke! [15:44] G     Fire! [16:02] Ban     Shinsuke, it isn't yet time     for you to look back. [16:07] Ban     This world can't afford     to lose you just yet. [16:14] Mat     Bansai-senpai! [16:24] Ban     Get going, Shinsuke. [16:25] Ban     I promise to catch up later. [16:28] Tak     Bansai... [16:29] Ban     Worry not. [16:31] Ban     Isn't this how we have always been? [16:34] Ban     The Kiheitai is a group that's     constantly chasing after your back! [16:43] Ban     No matter where you are, [16:46] Ban     I will catch up for sure. [16:50] G     The Flame of Kagutsuchi's energy     is over 85 percent charged! [16:54] G     Five minutes to fire! [16:57] En     They're finally ending, huh? [16:59] En     Both our crusade [17:01] En     and that planet? [17:06] G     Detecting irregularity in     the energy supply system! [17:09] G     It's not responding! [17:11] G     Did we route too much energy through it? [17:13] G     No, this is... [17:16] Han     The stage is set. [17:18] Han     But you might have a hard time getting here. [17:22] Hen     I'm perfectly aware. [17:24] Hen     Even if this ship burns to ash, I'm prepared     to use that flame to stop the enemy. [17:31] En     Ah, I see. One last exercise in futility, eh? [17:43] G     No way... [18:38] Ban     Took you long enough. SIGN    Clear Nose [18:46] Ban     Or perhaps I was the one who made you wait. [18:51] Ban     We walked over your corpses to get here. [18:58] Ban     So if you're here to pick me up,     I can't exactly shoo you away. [19:10] Ni     I didn't come to pick you up,     nor was I waiting for you. [19:15] Ni     We chase after that man     until our bodies burn out. [19:20] Ni     Isn't that who we Kiheitai are? [19:29] G     H-He's still trying to stand? [19:31] G     What more can he do all alone? [19:36] Ban     I'm not alone. [19:38] Ban     Shinsuke, the Kiheitai     live on alongside you. [19:43] G     Fire! [19:59] G     Two minutes until the Flame     of Kagutsuchi can be fired! [20:09] G     We're through! [20:12] G     Now we just have to destroy that equipment! [20:23] Hen     It seems the ship couldn't handle it. [20:28] G     We still have ammunition. [20:30] G     One last shot! [20:44] G     Cease fire! [20:53] G     He's still standing after     all that concentrated fire? [20:56] G     No, that man is already... [21:09] G     Why did he do this? [21:18] Ban     Shinsuke... [21:24] Hen     Make a miracle happen. [21:28] G     One minute until Flame of Kagutsuchi fires! [21:39] Mat     Shinsuke-sama... [21:50] G     What happened? [21:51] G     The squad engaging the     enemy has been wiped out! [21:54] G     Put out the fire at once!     Fortify Gate Three's defenses! [21:58] G     Don't let anyone near the control unit! SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Making a Dull World Interesting SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:50] Tak     No need to let them know. SIGN    Do Something Uncharacteristic,     and Something Uncharacteristic Will Happen SIGN    Cruelty reigns on the battlefield, SIGN    with one tragedy after another. SIGN    Wring out every last ounce of energy SIGN    to put an end to it all! E357 - Do Something Uncharacteristic, and Something Uncharacteristic Will Happen Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!! [00:08] (Flashback) Wen     But what's wrong with that? [00:11] (Flashback) Wen     I want to live with that pain, [00:16] (Flashback) Wen     because it's proof that he     still lives on inside me. [00:23] (Flashback) Wen     But I've only come to feel this way     because you and this child are with me. [00:30] (Flashback) Wen     So, Ensho, [00:32] (Flashback) Wen     don't you die in battle and leave me behind. [00:36] (Flashback) Wen     You must live longer than     me and cry when I die. [00:46] En     That was the last time I spoke with her. [00:51] En     She said she would continue     to live with the pain, [00:58] En     completely oblivious to what caused     that pain in the first place... [01:05] (Flashback) EnB     Welcome back, Gunpowder Prince. [01:07] (Flashback) EnB     Or, well, my admirable little brother. [01:12] (Flashback) EnB     You are truly the guardian spirit     defending Burei's peace! [01:20] En     And completely oblivious     to my feelings for her. [01:30] (Flashback) EnB     Don't worry. [01:32] (Flashback) EnB     The purpose of this trip is to sign a     treaty. Nothing dangerous will happen. [01:37] (Flashback) Wen     Right... [01:43] (Flashback) EnB     Besides, I have the Gunpowder Prince with me. [01:52] (Flashback) EnB     What? The offer of a     treaty was just a trap?! [01:57] (Flashback) EnB     Ensho! We're surrounded by the enemy! [01:59] (Flashback) EnB     Send backup at once! [02:02] (Flashback) EnB     Ensho? [02:04] (Flashback) EnB     Ensho! [02:23] En     I never had the right to     resent someone over her... [02:31] En     because I was the object of her vengeance. [02:41] En     I wasn't heading courageously into battle, [02:47] En     but simply running away the entire time. [02:50] En     She had the strength to fight her suffering, [02:53] En     and my weakness caused me     to keep running from her. [02:57] En     Only when I was on the precipice between     life and death could I forget that. [03:03] En     Only then could I forget the grief of     being powerless to prevent her loss. [03:16] En     And so, even now, [03:19] En     I continue to run. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Do Something Uncharacteristic,     and Something Uncharacteristic Will Happen [05:04] G     What happened? [05:05] G     The squad engaging the     enemy has been wiped out! [05:08] G     Put out the fire at once!     Fortify Gate Three's defenses! [05:12] G     Don't let anyone near the control unit! [05:33] G     The energy supply system has been damaged! [05:36] G     Energy circuits all over     the ship are going down! [05:40] G     The flow of energy to the Flame of     Kagutsuchi has completely stopped! [05:44] G     Its emergency system is     shifting it to hibernation mode! [05:48] En     What happened to the enemies trying     to stop the Flame of Kagutsuchi? [05:52] G     Currently, our comms are in disarray, too. [05:55] G     We cannot confirm anything! [05:57] G     Restarting the Flame of Kagutsuchi     will likely take fifteen minutes! [06:02] En     They threw their lives away     to keep their hopes alive, [06:05] En     but how frail they are. [06:07] G     Monitors coming back online. [06:13] G     Th-This is... [06:15] G     What happened? [06:21] Sak     We put all our hopes [06:23] Sak     into these things right here. [06:26] Sak     Have a taste! [06:34] G     Prince! [06:39] G     No way... [06:41] G     They're still alive? [06:43] Kat     We are, and we aren't missing anyone. [06:47] Kat     The souls of those who died and     entrusted us with their hopes [06:51] Kat     are also here with us! [06:53] Kat     We shall fight together, win together, [06:56] Kat     and return together... [06:58] Kat     To our home, Earth! [07:08] Tak     How many more corpses must     I walk over to reach my goal? [07:14] Tak     What, exactly, will I find when I get there? [07:18] Tak     I no longer... [07:25] Tak     have anything to call my own. [07:39] Tak     So, at the very least, let me shed [07:44] Tak     my blood. [07:47] Tak     My sword will only break atop     the mountain of your corpses. [07:53] Tak     That, and only that,     is my final destination. [08:07] G     The Heavenly Bird... [08:10] G     The Flame of Kagutsuchi's control     unit has been destroyed! [08:14] G     The energy it was charged     with is going out of control [08:17] G     and flowing back out into the ship! [08:18] G     It's causing explosions all over the ship! [08:21] G     We must take measures at once [08:23] G     or this ship will sink! [08:25] Kat     So they did it. [08:27] Sak     But lookin' at this, they     musta paid a heavy price. [08:32] Sak     Put your weapons down and surrender. [08:34] Sak     This bridge is already under our control. [08:37] Sak     You have lost. [08:39] Sak     Of course, if you wanna keep fightin', [08:44] Sak     that's just fine. [08:46] Sak     Until this ship sinks, we'll kill     as many of you as we can. [08:52] Sak     Do you get it? I'm no different from you lot. [08:56] Sak     We all feel the same way. [09:02] En     That's some splendid resolve. [09:05] En     I, too, was told that     I couldn't die just yet. [09:11] En     That I had to burn down     every last one of you. [09:23] En     Oh? [09:27] En     You had a woman save your life, too, huh? [09:36] Sak     Mutsu! [09:38] G     You fiend! [09:57] G     Take cover! [10:36] En     The war is only just beginning. [10:39] En     The flame that couldn't be unleashed [10:41] En     is still burning strong on this ship. [10:45] En     Then all we need to do is crash     this ship into that planet. [10:49] Shi     Ensho! [10:51] Shi     You still refuse to stop fighting? [10:54] Shi     What do you think will remain once     you've burned everything down?! [10:58] En     That isn't for us to decide. [11:02] En     We shall fight for all those we've lost [11:06] En     until their souls rest in peace. [11:09] Shi     Do you really think that's what your     dead comrades and your late wife want?! [11:34] Kat     Oh, I'd love to see you try! [11:37] Sak     That flame... [11:39] Bo     ...burns within us, too! [11:57] Mat     Shinsuke-sama... [12:10] En     You hate me, don't you? [12:20] En     I took away your friends     and the ones you love. [12:25] En     Even I hate myself. [12:27] En     Having lost everything, my loved     ones and the objects of my hatred, [12:34] En     all I can do is keep burning myself to ash! [13:22] Kat     We haven't lost a thing. [13:28] Kat     No matter how many times we lose     them or have them taken from us, [13:32] Kat     we will keep loving people and hating them! [13:38] Mat     My ride has arrived, huh? [13:41] Hen     If that's what I was, I would've     let go of this aged hand of yours. [13:48] Hen     The reason I'm not letting go [13:51] Hen     is because I'm neither a ride nor a lolicon, [13:55] Hen     just a feminist. [14:02] G     Get ready to evacuate! [14:04] G     Hurry up! [14:08] G     P-Prince? [14:13] G     D-Don't let those guys get any closer! [14:16] G     If we let them in, we'll     go down with the ship! [14:21] Sho     That so? [14:23] Sho     We let ourselves in without knowing. [14:27] Sho     Sorry about that. [14:54] Sho     The man stood there. [14:58] Sho     With just that, [15:01] Sho     the enemy's mood, [15:04] Sho     the mood of our allies, [15:08] Sho     and the mood of the battlefield     changed completely. [15:15] Mat     Senpai? How are you here? [15:18] Hen     Trying to cause a miracle [15:20] Hen     was uncharacteristic of me, and I guess     this was a hint never to try it again. [15:40] (Flashback) Sho     Yo, Strategist. [15:42] (Flashback) Sho     Being the kamikaze squad     sounds like a fun role. [15:45] (Flashback) Sho     Can't let you hog it for yourself. [15:47] (Flashback) Hen     Shokaku-san! I'm so glad you're alive! [15:50] (Flashback) Hen     Did you do this, then? [15:52] (Flashback) Sho     I tapped into your comms, learned your     plan, and destroyed the equipment first. [15:58] (Flashback) Sho     A strategist must stay alive and use his     brains until the very end in order to win. [16:04] (Flashback) Hen     Shokaku-san... [16:05] (Flashback) Sho     I made a promise with that guy. [16:10] (Flashback) Sho     The survivor would decorate the bones of     the one who died with the enemy's skulls. [16:17] (Flashback) Sho     But I'm an idiot, you know? [16:20] (Flashback) Sho     I don't know how to do that. [16:23] (Flashback) Sho     I have no idea how to even avenge my friends. [16:28] (Flashback) Sho     So please, use me. [16:32] (Flashback) Sho     How can we win? [16:38] (Flashback) Sho     What now? [16:39] (Flashback) Han     The control unit has been destroyed. [16:42] (Flashback) Han     But it hasn't stopped completely yet. [16:45] (Flashback) Han     In which case... [16:47] (Flashback) Hen     The enemy will try to evacuate before     crashing this ship into Earth! [16:52] (Flashback) Hen     Let's gather up all the men we have! [16:55] (Flashback) Hen     We will collect our remaining strength in     one place and throw it all at the enemy. [17:02] Hen     Even in the darkest depths of despair,     he makes you forget all about giving up. [17:08] Hen     That's what a hero does. [17:11] Hen     Isn't that right, Matako-san? [17:16] Hen     Let us all head together [17:20] Hen     to where our hero awaits us! [18:54] En     Y-You bastards! [19:31] (Flashback) Sho     Strategist, we found your general. [19:36] (Flashback) Hen     Really?! [19:37] (Flashback) Sho     Yeah, but... [19:47] (Flashback) Sho     He's already... [19:53] (Flashback) Tak     Takechi? [19:55] (Flashback) Hen     Shinsuke-dono! Are you hurt? [19:57] (Flashback) Tak     You're worrying about me?     How far I've fallen. [20:02] (Flashback) Tak     I'm fine. Just take care of Matako. [20:08] (Flashback) Tak     Even if it was just by chance, she was     the key to the Kiheitai's formation. [20:13] (Flashback) Tak     If anything happened to her,     Bansai would yell my ears off. [20:17] (Flashback) Hen     Shinsuke-dono... [20:18] (Flashback) Tak     There's no time. [20:20] (Flashback) Tak     We're going ahead. [20:25] (Flashback) Sho     You... [20:27] (Flashback) Sho     No need to let them know. [20:29] (Flashback) Sho     They don't need to know. [20:32] (Flashback) Sho     I can't fall just yet. I must stay standing. [20:40] (Flashback) Sho     I must remain the Takasugi     Shinsuke they believed in! [20:56] Sho     Takasugi! [20:59] Tak     Your hero doesn't exist. [21:06] Tak     He's merely a dream, a fabrication. [21:10] Tak     And yet, will you still stand by me? [21:28] Tak     Will you stand beside an ordinary     man named Takasugi Shinsuke? [21:33] Mat     Shinsuke-sama! [21:38] Mat     Perhaps I was the one dreaming... [21:46] Mat     There's no need for a hero anymore. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Kat     Our king certainly was there. SIGN    Several Kings SIGN    Ensho falls in the battle with Takasugi... SIGN    What words does Nobunobu give the soldiers? SIGN    And it's been a long time coming, SIGN    but these sisters make their comebacks, too! E358 - Countless Kings Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [01:56] Mat     Shinsuke-sama! SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!! [02:03] Nbnb     That'll be enough. [02:07] Nbnb     We didn't come here for a clash of hatred. [02:13] Nbnb     So please, men. [02:17] Nbnb     Could you hold it in? [02:23] En     No need for that. [02:26] En     Finish me off. [02:28] En     My hatred, and my sorrow with it, [02:33] En     will stay with me as long as I'm alive. [02:38] En     The object of her vengeance... was me. [02:45] En     I kept running away from     her and to the battlefield, [02:51] En     so I must be fated to die here. [02:55] Tak     Are you scared of the war ending? [02:58] Tak     Once it's over, even a hero will     go back to being an ordinary man. [03:05] Tak     But that's his real battlefield. [03:11] Tak     Now that your body is no     longer capable of running, [03:14] Tak     face your suffering and struggle     for the rest of your life, [03:19] Tak     as an ordinary man. [03:22] En     You... [03:25] Tak     I'm not all that different from you. [03:28] Tak     I'm drowning in the countless     sins I've committed. [03:33] Tak     However... [03:35] Tak     If the man wrought by my sins... [03:39] Tak     If that man over there tells me to stop,     I have no choice but to stop. [03:44] Tak     Takasugi... [03:48] Sak     Good grief. Can't defy the     shogun's orders, can we? [03:53] Kat     I don't intend to look up     at that man as a shogun. [03:57] Kat     But... [03:59] Kat     If the real shogun were here, [04:03] Kat     perhaps I would have. [04:13] Nbnb     This is our battlefield no longer. [04:16] Nbnb     Burdened with hatred and sorrow you may be, [04:19] Nbnb     but you must still live on, my people. [04:24] En     The same eyes. [04:27] En     I could never match up to people     with that look in their eyes. [04:34] En     The land of the samurai, eh? [04:36] En     It is a wonderful country with wonderful     people and a wonderful king. [04:42] En     I shall stop this ship from crashing. [04:45] En     Would you help me? [04:48] G     Prince. [04:51] Shi     You fool. [04:58] Shi     With those men, [05:00] Shi     you could have walked down     a path to a different future. [05:05] Shi     Why didn't you realize sooner, you fool? [05:08] En     Forgive me, Shijaku. [05:15] Shi     Ensho! [05:17] G     S-Screw that! [05:19] G     We kept fighting all this     time under your orders! [05:23] G     If you stop now, what did     our comrades die for?! [05:26] Shi     Why, you! [05:27] G     Seize him! [05:29] Shi     Ensho! Ensho! [05:42] Bo     Nobunobu! [05:48] Nbnb     Would you stop?! [05:53] Nbnb     Hold it in... [05:56] Nbnb     Did you not hear me the first time? [05:59] Sak     Nobunobu... [06:01] Nbnb     Forgive that man. [06:04] Nbnb     He has said nothing wrong. [06:09] Nbnb     If you still have ammunition, [06:11] Nbnb     shoot me until you're satisfied. [06:15] Nbnb     As the ones who started this war, [06:17] Nbnb     we are obligated to take those shots. [06:21] Nbnb     Fire every last shot you have. [06:22] Nbnb     Even so, [06:24] Nbnb     my people will suppress their     hatred and end this war! [06:37] Sak     Hurry! Hurry up and treat him! [06:39] G     Th-The medics are... [06:41] G     They're all treating Mutsu-sama and     Elizabeth-san on Nobunobu-sama's orders. [06:45] Sak     Nobunobu, you... [06:48] Nbnb     It's fine. I knew this was coming. [06:54] Nbnb     From the moment I killed the     shogun to take his place. [07:01] Nbnb     I don't think I could ever     fill Shigeshige's shoes, [07:05] Nbnb     but if a shogun in name alone [07:07] Nbnb     can stop a war by simply     laying down his life, [07:11] Nbnb     what more could you ask for? [07:13] Sak     Our war ain't over yet. [07:17] Sak     "Once a man bears the burden of leadin'     a country, he can't expect ta die so easily." [07:22] Sak     Did you forget I told you that? [07:25] Sak     Are you tryin' to make us foolish     people who let their king die twice?! [07:34] Nbnb     King? [07:36] Nbnb     You're willing to call me that? [07:41] Kat     You were one of the stupidest     rulers in history. [07:45] Kat     But back then, when you fought     with us to protect our country, [07:51] Kat     our king certainly was there. [07:55] Nbnb     Of all the silly things to say. [07:57] Nbnb     Don't your hearts have them already? [08:04] Nbnb     You were the ones who each fought     for the kings within your hearts. [08:15] Nbnb     Our country no longer needs a shogun. [08:20] Nbnb     I think I finally understand     why he said that. [08:26] Nbnb     Even then, even if it was only for a moment, [08:32] Nbnb     if I could become your shogun, [08:36] Nbnb     then perhaps there was meaning     to Tokugawa Nobunobu's life. [08:42] Nbnb     Thank you. [08:43] Nbnb     And... [08:45] Nbnb     I'm sorry. [08:49] Nbnb     It seems the time has come. [08:56] Nbnb     As the last shogun, I must go with them. [09:03] Nbnb     A kingless era is coming. [09:07] Nbnb     But... [09:17] Nbnb     I know all of you will be fine. [09:22] Nbnb     I leave the rest to you, [09:32] Nbnb     the countless kings inheriting this country. [09:37] Nbnb     Let's put an end to this era that     gave birth to so much sorrow. [09:46] Nbnb     And let's begin, [09:49] Nbnb     by chopping off the shackles [09:54] Nbnb     of the past, [09:57] Nbnb     our new era. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Countless Kings [10:13] Uts     The dragon is calming down. [10:16] Uts     Someone is quelling the     surge in the ley lines. [10:19] Nar     Only they could be capable of such a feat. [10:24] Uts     They're still alive? [10:30] Uts     The Priestesses of the Golden     Dragon and the Dog Deity... [10:33] Uts     From the clan who have watched     over the Gate since ancient times. [10:50] Uts     The ones who subdue the dragon's     rage and quell its surges. [10:57] Uts     They are... [10:59] Mat     Hello! Ane-chan, the     cabaret priestess, right? [11:02] Mat     Long time no talk! [11:03] Mat     Sorry. You went to the trouble of calling me, [11:05] Mat     but I can't come to the club tonight. [11:09] Mat     The world's about to be destroyed, you see. [11:11] Mat     I can't get off work!     I don't know what to do! [11:15] Ane     Oh, it's fine. I just     wanted to hear your voice. [11:19] Ane     Okay, later! [11:21] Ane     As if! [11:21] Ane     Who'd make cabaret club     sales calls at this time?! [11:24] Ane     Were you listening to a word I said? [11:25] Mat     I am listening. [11:27] Mat     Basically, you have two jobs: cabaret     girl and protector of the world. [11:30] Mat     You just want me to keep it a     secret from the club, right? [11:33] Ane     Get your head out of the     cabaret club already! [11:35] Ane     Listen up, and listen well. [11:37] Ane     We'll go around subduing     the ley line outbursts. [11:40] Ane     You shut down whoever it is that's     controlling the gate below the terminal! [11:45] Ane     That way, things will go back to normal. [11:48] Mat     Ane-chan... [11:49] Ane     Please. [11:50] Ane     All of this is happening to our country [11:52] Ane     because our clan couldn't protect the     gate from the Amanto in the first place. [12:00] Ane     We want to take back what we lost back then. [12:05] Ane     But I don't know if you still have     the manpower to pull it off... [12:09] Mat     Yeah, we might not have enough. [12:14] Mat     But if I'm ordering Dom Perignon     for everyone at the victory party, [12:17] Mat     this will make it easier on my bank account. [12:24] Kam     You look like death. What's wrong? [12:27] Kam     Looking for something? [12:29] Kam     Is it this silver big bro over here, [12:32] Kam     or the bloodied big bro over here? [12:35] Kam     Just kidding. [12:36] Kag     Gin-chan! Kamui! [12:38] Shin     Thank goodness! We believed you'd make it! [12:42] Kag     Did you do this to Gin-chan?! [12:45] Kam     Please don't insult me. [12:48] Kam     That monster stole my prey before, [12:51] Kam     so I repaid the favor. [12:55] Shin     You just tried to kill     him before Utsuro could! [12:59] Gin     I get the feeling I would've been better     off eating the Altana explosion. [13:03] Kam     You would've died if I'd     gone all-out, y'know. [13:05] Gin     I would've died if I     hadn't gone all-out, too. [13:07] Kam     Well, learn your lesson from     this and be more careful. [13:13] Kam     I'm sick and tired of losing. [13:15] Kam     Even having you gone would leave     us unable to beat that monster. [13:20] Kag     Kamui... [13:22] Oki     Yeesh. [13:24] Oki     You're letting a boar     lecture you not to be rash? [13:27] Oki     How the mighty have fallen, boss. [13:29] Oki     But he's got a point. [13:31] Oki     You're losing sight of everything     around you when you face that guy. [13:35] Oki     Otherwise, you wouldn't have let     the boar land a kick on you. [13:39] Kam     Are you saying you can dodge     that boar's kicks, then? [13:44] Oki     Sorry, but I'm not falling     for your cheap provocation. [13:47] Oki     Besides, we can't afford to lose     any more manpower or boarpower. [13:52] Kam     No need to worry. [13:54] Kam     I can more than make up for your loss. [13:57] Oki     Oh? Them's fighting words. [13:58] Kag     Hey, stop it! [13:59] Kag     Enough of that knocked-down     Vegeta and Piccolo dialogue! [14:02] Kag     We're all tired of it! [14:03] Oki     Let's keep it simple, then. [14:05] Oki     Your sister's ugly! [14:08] Kam     Right back at ya. [14:09] Kag     "Right back at ya," my ass! [14:11] Kag     Take that back! [14:12] Gin     Sheesh, now I owe a real weirdo one. [14:17] Shin     I'm just glad you survived that situation. [14:20] Gin     How about the others? [14:21] Shin     No idea. All of Edo is in a similar state. [14:25] Shin     Who knows just how many     casualties there were? [14:28] Abu     Looks like humans weren't the only victims. [14:31] Shin     Gengai-san! You're okay! [14:34] Gen     Do I look okay? These guys... [14:38] Gen     They threw me around like a sack of garbage! [14:42] Abu     I heard that on this planet, both useless     people and objects are seen as junk. [14:47] Gen     The real junk is the medals awarded to     those who burn out in the line of duty! [14:53] Gen     Learn from those guys!     They fulfilled their duty! [14:56] Shin     Fulfilled their duty? [14:58] Abu     Oh, the nanomachine virus     this geezer scattered. [15:02] Abu     It seems it's completely dead. [15:04] Shin     The bees are? [15:06] Shin     Then right now, Edo is... [15:07] Gen     Completely defenseless. [15:10] Gen     If the Liberation Army fleet attacks     now, we have no means to stop them. [15:16] Shin     Dammit! [15:16] Abu     Looking at this country, everyone     would think only one thing... [15:20] Abu     "The battle has already been decided." [15:24] Abu     Maybe it's only the ones here     who haven't admitted defeat yet. [15:31] Tak     There are some here, too. [15:34] Tak     Above you, [15:36] Tak     all the way up in space. [15:39] Tak     Don't worry about the Liberation Army. [15:42] Tak     They've been dealt with already. [15:46] Tak     Gintoki, [15:47] Tak     it's your turn now. [15:51] Gin     That so? [15:52] Gin     I don't know who you are, [15:55] Gin     but thanks for covering     our asses from space. [15:59] Gin     But you shouldn't have bothered. [16:02] Gin     Not a single person here     has been rendered junk yet. [16:08] Gin     What we tried to protect doesn't     have a single scratch on it. [16:13] Gin     It's too early for talk of medals. [16:18] Gin     How about you? [16:20] Gin     Surely you haven't turned into junk just     from stopping the Liberation Army. [16:25] Tak     Of course not. [16:26] Tak     Be ready, because I'm coming for you. [16:30] Mone     Sister, something's off with Komako. [16:33] Ane     Must be using up too much Zen power. [16:35] Ane     If only we had him right now... [16:38] Mone     Sister! You know he chose to     walk down a different path! [16:43] Mone     It's too late... [16:46] Mone     Komako? [16:48] Ane     That howl... SIGN    Lake Touya [16:51] Hij     Okay, gotcha. [16:55] Hij     Hey. Took you long enough. [17:00] Hij     We found a way to stop that. [17:04] Hij     But we should hurry. [17:07] Hij     The dog's gone. [17:09] Hij     You know why, don't you? [17:13] Mone     Komako! [17:17] Ane     Are you saying you'll fight with us? [17:22] Kon     Dog Deities? [17:24] Hij     Yeah. According to Pops,     Edo is only barely holding on [17:28] Hij     thanks to those dubious occult beings. [17:33] Hij     We've gotta crush the enemy while     they're subduing the surge. [17:37] Kon     Got it. [17:38] Kon     I'll take everyone who can     fight and head right there. [17:43] Kon     If even dogs lost faith in     humans and rose up themselves, [17:47] Kon     how can we not claw our way back up, too? [17:53] Gin     That stupid mutt! [17:55] Gin     Why'd he have to remember an ancient premise     that even our viewers have forgotten? [17:59] Abu     Do the people of this planet beg even     dogs for help when they're desperate? [18:04] Gin     We haven't fallen far enough     to accept help from rabbits. [18:07] Abu     Offering you our help would     be selling ourselves short. [18:10] Abu     Commander! [18:11] Abu     We're going ahead. [18:14] Abu     Rabbits only help out other rabbits. [18:16] Abu     That other rabbit over there? [18:18] Abu     Babysit her yourself, "Big Bro." [18:22] Kam     Wait, Abuto! [18:24] Kam     Those guys palmed all the     dead weight off on me! [18:27] Gin     What was that? [18:28] Kam     I said I'd kick you again if     you don't get a move on. [18:32] Gin     And whose fault is it that     my body's so slow now? [18:35] Gin     Just you try kicking me. [18:36] Gin     I'll slow down until I'm dead. [18:39] (Flashback) Kag     There has to be something only you can do. [18:45] Kag     If I hadn't said that to him... [18:48] Soy     I'm so sorry, Kagura-chan. [18:51] Soy     I should've kept closer     watch on Sadaharu-kun. [18:54] Kag     It's not your fault! [18:57] Nob     Exactly. Both he and that man [19:01] Nob     made their own decisions and     went off of their own will. [19:06] Nob     They could only take that     step without hesitation [19:10] Nob     because they had people they could     trust with things behind them. [19:14] Nob     That's what you need to be. [19:18] Nob     Take care of the princess. [19:24] Soy     Nobume-san? [19:25] Soy     Nobume-san! [19:31] Nob     The enemy seems to have noticed our moves. [19:35] Nob     I'll lead them away from the princess. [19:39] Nob     The enemy's presence vanished...? [19:42] Kag     Nobutas? Nobutas! [19:46] Kam     Jump! [19:57] Gin     These guys... [20:02] Kag     Outta my way! [20:05] Kag     I don't have time to waste on you! [20:08] Kag     Get out of my way! [20:10] Gin     Don't push yourself,     Kagura! These guys are... [20:17] Gin     Kagura! [20:22] Kam     So what if the enemy's immortal? [20:25] Kam     If they won't die, we can just     break them until they can't move. [20:33] Kag     Kamui! [20:34] Kam     Unfortunately for you, I may not be immortal, [20:40] Kam     but this isn't nearly enough to break me. [20:43] Kag     Kamui, you... [20:45] Kam     Calm down a little. [20:47] Kam     Rabbits only help out other rabbits. [20:50] Kam     If you go and die, the     big rabbit won't show up. [21:00] Kam     Hey, you're late. [21:02] Kam     Your dear little bunnies are crying. [21:05] UB     Oh? Where are they? [21:08] UB     I only see mischievous little brats. [21:11] Kag     Daddy! Nobutas! [21:13] Gin     Umibozu! [21:14] UB     This is the planet that     started the end of the world. [21:18] UB     I came prepared not to be surprised     by anything I ran into here. [21:23] UB     But even after 25 years as an alien hunter, [21:26] UB     the universe still has surprises     left in store for me. [21:32] UB     This world really is too amusing to end! [21:43] UB     Oh? Are you the failures who     inherited Utsuro's blood? [21:48] UB     But immortality isn't exclusive to you. [21:52] UB     This geezer, who came back from the dead     to repay your boss for what he did, [21:57] UB     and the people still fighting     in this planet of rubble... [22:01] UB     We are immortal and indomitable, standing     back up no matter how many times we fall. [22:05] UB     Who knows who'll be the last one standing? [22:10] UB     As for you... [22:12] UB     Die right here and now! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Mad     This time, I'll climb back up     from rock-bottom with you. SIGN    The Unemployed Cannot     Be Stained By Anything SIGN    Umibozu joins the fray! SIGN    And he makes an immediate impact! SIGN    Meanwhile, Prince Hata is forced by his brother, Shijaku, SIGN    to make an impossible choice! E359 - The Unemployed Cannot Be Stained By Anything Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    The Unemployed Cannot     Be Stained By Anything [01:40] UB     As for you... [01:44] UB     Die right here and now! [01:50] Kag     What do you think you're     doing, you stupid cue ball?! SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!! [01:52] UB     Tch. [01:53] UB     How do you have the gall to show     up after everything you've done? [01:58] UB     I'll end you this time for sure. [02:00] Kag     You're wrong, Daddy! He... [02:02] UB     I'm not wrong about anything. [02:05] UB     A big bro who got a hole in his     belly protecting his kid sister? [02:09] UB     No father would ever praise     him for doing a good job. [02:13] UB     If he's here to do stupid crap like     that, I'll take him out for good. [02:18] Kam     That so? [02:20] Kam     No need to worry, then. [02:22] Kam     I still have the strength left to kill you! [02:30] Kam     I wanted to save the main dish for last, [02:32] Kam     but if you insist, I'll gobble     it down with the appetizer! [02:35] Gin     Hold it, you morons! [02:38] UB     What did you just say?! [02:40] UB     Whose head is Made in Bangladesh?! [02:43] Gin     Nobody said anything of the sort! [02:45] UB     There's nothing up there!     I'm not wearing a wig! [02:52] Kag     That's enough. [02:57] Kag     You two... [02:59] Kag     Even at a time like this, you wanna fight? [03:02] Kag     No matter how much time passes or     where we are, you never learn, do you? [03:07] Kag     But that's just fine. [03:12] Kag     Even if it's just for a moment,     my entire family's on Earth. [03:16] Kag     That's enough for me. [03:23] Nob     Run! [03:24] Nob     We're breaking through! [03:28] Kam     Damn! [03:30] UB     Use it. It'll stop your bleeding. [03:33] UB     I don't care if you die a     dog's death out of my sight. [03:36] UB     But I won't let you die on this planet. [03:44] Kam     I didn't do that for you. [03:46] Kam     Direct your thanks to her. [03:52] (Flashback) Kag     Earth? [03:54] (Flashback) Kou     Yeah. Your father told me     about it a long time ago. [03:59] (Flashback) Kou     That there's a very beautiful     blue planet out there. [04:04] (Flashback) Kam     So, did you get to go there? [04:07] (Flashback) Kou     No. Who knows when I'll be able to? [04:10] (Flashback) Kag     Let's go to Earth, Mommy. [04:13] (Flashback) Kag     Let's go with Daddy and Kamui...     The whole family, together. [04:19] Kag     Mommy, sorry we kept you waiting so long. [04:23] Kag     But everyone's here now. [04:27] Kag     Here, on Earth. [04:31] Gin     Was it you, Nobume? [04:33] Gin     Was it you who brought another     nuke to a nuke site?! [04:36] Nob     A nuke? Do you really think     that would bring down Utsuro? [04:40] Nob     He's the trump card, the only     one who can defeat Utsuro. [04:42] Nob     I brought him along because he said that. [04:45] Nob     And to me, an outsider, [04:47] Nob     they look like two peas in a pod,     a loving father and son. [04:49] Bo     Are you blind?! [04:51] Ub     I told you, didn't I? [04:53] Ub     That I'd definitely find a way to kill him? [04:57] Shin     N-No way... [04:59] Ub     I collected, from every     corner of the universe, [05:04] Ub     the crystals that the planets gave birth to! [05:10] Ub     Our fragments of hope... [05:12] Ub     Altana crystallites! [05:15] Shin     Crystallites? [05:16] Gin     If we have those things, can we     nullify Utsuro's immortality? [05:20] UB     Utsuro's no immortal. [05:23] UB     If his body takes a strong     dose of incompatible Altana, [05:27] UB     he can't maintain his immortality. [05:31] UB     I couldn't save Kouka. [05:35] UB     So this time I'm going to make sure,     with the hope she gave me, [05:41] UB     to save this planet she so loved. [05:45] UB     Behold. [05:47] UB     This is what's hidden in the crystallites... [05:50] UB     The power of Altana! [05:55] UB     When I sprinkled them on my head,     I grew a full head of hair! [06:00] UB     What'd you do that for? [06:02] UB     Ow... Look, my head! [06:04] UB     It has so much hair! [06:06] Kag     Come off it! What the hell are     you using the crystallites for?! [06:10] Ub     I'm showing the enemies that they're     not the only immortal ones. [06:14] Ub     My hair roots are, too! [06:15] Shin     That serves no purpose at all! [06:17] Kam     Then let me take a good look, too. [06:20] Kam     Immortal? It's a wig, just like always. [06:23] UB     Everyone's hair turns into a wig     when pulled with that much force! [06:26] UB     What have you done, you little shit?! [06:28] Shin     We don't have time for that crap! [06:30] Shin     The enemy's coming! [06:31] UB     Good grief. If you're     baddies in a Sentai show, [06:34] UB     you're supposed to take a hint and not     attack while the robots are combining. [06:39] Shin     But all we've got is a     cue ball and a wig combining! [06:41] Ub     I'll have to take the hint too, then. [06:45] Ub     I'll show you the power of an Altana     weapon made from crystallites. [06:51] Ub     Ready... Fire! [06:55] Ub     Buy me three seconds! It'll grow right back! [06:58] All     Who would wait?! [07:01] Gin     What's all this about?! [07:03] Gin     Our last hope, the crystallites,     are being used on nothing but trash! [07:06] Nob     If that's our trump card, Earth is done for. [07:10] Nob     Nothing but hair roots will remain. [07:11] Kag     Those hair roots should die, too! [07:12] Shin     We can't break through like this! [07:28] Shin     It fired something! [07:30] UB     I told you. [07:31] UB     An old man and a cannon are     combining! Take a hint! [07:35] UB     Converting Altana extracted     from crystallites [07:39] UB     and firing it all is what this     Altana weapon, Shoryumon, does! [07:43] UB     It was a byproduct born while I     was building the hair-growth gun. [07:47] Shin     That other one's clearly the extra here! [07:49] UB     The Altana imbued in it     can destroy any immortal. [07:54] UB     What's more, the Altana particles     the cannon spreads in the air [07:58] UB     eat into the bodies of all immortals nearby. [08:05] UB     The immortals won't be able to stand anymore. [08:09] UB     The last ones standing [08:12] UB     will be us! [08:15] Kag     You damn cue ball! [08:16] Shin     If you had that thing,     why didn't you use it sooner?! [08:18] Shin     What was all that about the hair growth?     Did you just want to show off?! [08:21] UB     Wait, wait! That wasn't my intention! [08:25] UB     The Shoryumon takes a while     to charge up and fire. [08:28] UB     I have to make every shot count. [08:30] Gin     What? Don't you have any     other Altana weapons? [08:34] UB     I do, but they're limited in number... [08:38] Kam     Wow, these tiny bombs are amazing! [08:41] Kam     They're sending the immortals     flying like garbage! [08:43] UB     Stop wasting my weapons!     When did you swipe them, anyway?! [08:47] Kam     I'm pretty sure this is much better     than using them in a hair-growth agent. [08:51] Kam     Besides, with these things, [08:54] Kam     I can hold off those corpses all by myself. [08:58] Kam     Get going. There's no time, right? [09:01] Kam     I'm already tired of babysitting you. [09:04] Kam     Why should I have to take care of a dog, too? [09:08] Shin     Kamui-san. [09:09] UB     True. [09:10] UB     If he needs a little girl     to watch over him forever, [09:13] UB     a man will lose all face. [09:15] Kam     Are you referring to me? [09:19] UB     Not you. I'm talking about me. [09:23] UB     But no need to worry anymore. [09:25] UB     Even without you, [09:29] UB     we'll be all right. [09:31] UB     So get going. [09:33] UB     This time, for the new family     you've found for yourself... [09:37] UB     And for yourself. [09:41] UB     Take this and go. [09:43] UB     I made it by forging steel that     was imbued with crystallite. [09:48] UB     You samurai love your swords, don't you? [09:52] Gin     You know, samurai used to     wield two weapons in the past. [09:56] Gin     Only when they carried both a long and a     short sword were they seen as true warriors. [10:02] Gin     But at some point, they     threw away their pride, [10:04] Gin     lost the beliefs they were meant to uphold, [10:07] Gin     and were left with only one     sword, for self-defense. [10:10] Gin     I staggered through that darkness,     swinging a stick of wood around, [10:15] Gin     and somehow managed to get this far. [10:19] Gin     It was only because I had two     blunt yet unbreakable swords [10:24] Gin     with me right here. [10:27] Gin     I thank you for helping me     meet one of those dullards. [10:33] Gin     So long as I have these two on my waist, [10:35] Gin     this samurai won't break. [10:40] Gin     I swear I'll come back, both swords in tow. [10:45] UB     Hey, do you think that was his way of     asking for my daughter's hand in marriage? [10:51] Kam     That just occurred to you? [10:53] Kam     I thought you were prepared     for that all along. [10:56] UB     Don't be stupid. [10:58] UB     Kouka hated wimps like that. [11:02] UB     Ah, I see. [11:03] UB     Well, she did choose a blimp     for a husband, after all. [11:06] UB     But yeah, nothing beats a son. [11:10] UB     A daughter will leave     for another man someday, [11:12] UB     but a son doesn't leave his old man alone. [11:15] UB     Seriously. [11:16] UB     I'm always having my life targeted,     my arm ripped off, or my hair torn off! [11:22] UB     Daddy's so happy to have such a merry family! [11:35] Mon     We've quelled more or less     all of them, I guess? [11:38] Ane     The only spot left is that one. [11:41] Mon     Time for checkmate. [11:46] Ane     Let me express my gratitude. [11:48] Ane     We gave up on you and threw you out. [11:52] Ane     But you never abandoned us. SIGN    Please Take Me Home [11:58] Ane     No, that's not it. [12:00] Ane     I'm sure what you wanted to protect was... [12:05] Ane     I promise you. [12:07] Ane     We will take you home to your family. [12:10] Ane     So give us a bit more... [12:14] Ane     Huh? [12:16] Ane     Wait a second. Time-out. [12:18] Ane     Were you always this size? [12:21] Mon     What's the matter, Sister? [12:23] Ane     Did I use too much Zen power? [12:26] Ane     A large is looking like a medium to me. [12:28] Mon     It isn't just your imagination.     You've grown larger, Sister. [12:34] Mon     You stooped as low as becoming     a cabaret priestess for a while, [12:37] Mon     but now you're fighting to     fulfill our clan's duty. [12:40] Mon     How you've grown, truly. [12:43] Mon     I can see it, too. [12:44] Mon     You look larger than life,     like Obayashi Motoko. [12:48] Mon     Right, Komako? [12:51] Ane     Even Komako's tiny now! [12:54] Ane     What's going on? Why is this happening?! [12:57] Ane     Don't tell me, is this... [13:00] Ane     Mone! [13:06] Mon     Sister! [13:10] Ane     Run! [13:14] Shin     An earthquake? [13:15] Gin     The ley lines were getting quieter!     Now they're going nuts again?! [13:19] Kag     What's that mean? [13:20] Kag     Sadaharu and the others should be     holding it down right now! [13:23] Nob     Only the tributaries were calmed down. [13:26] Nob     The main river still remains. [13:29] Nob     Could it be, that man... [13:43] Nob     The Gate burst. [13:45] Nob     Nobody can stop it anymore. [13:47] Nob     Not Utsuro, not anyone. [13:52] U     Your welcoming party is ready. [13:55] U     I'm waiting for you, Shoyo's pupils. [14:06] Shi     We've lost all control     of the Heavenly Bird now. [14:10] Shi     We have no time to evacuate     the people on board, either. [14:14] Shi     But if we can destroy the ship     before it crashes into Earth, [14:19] Shi     we can save that planet     and the entire galaxy. [14:23] Shi     And the only ones capable     of that right now... [14:27] Shi     Hata, it's you and your people. [14:31] Hat     Admiral, are you telling me to save people? [14:35] Hat     Or are you telling me to kill them? [14:40] Shi     I don't know, either. [14:43] Shi     But any path that you choose, as one     who has loved every living being, [14:48] Shi     is a path that I can     believe is the right one. [14:54] Shi     Hata, your brother... [15:03] Shi     Your two brothers stand by you! [15:06] Shi     So don't hesitate. [15:08] Shi     Believe in your heart and move forward! [15:13] Jii     Prince... [15:15] Mad     What're you waiting for?     The answer should already be obvious. [15:19] Mad     Actually, the you of old     would never have hesitated. [15:25] Hat     I suppose. [15:27] Hat     But I don't know why... [15:30] (Flashback) Shi     Become a kind king who loves     all living beings, Hata. [15:35] (Flashback) Mad     I said shut up, you pet freak! [15:40] Hat     But there's a part of me that doesn't want     to destroy either the ship or the planet! [15:47] Hat     Thinking back, meeting a bizarre     creature on Earth sealed my fate. [15:55] Hat     You will take responsibility     for this, samurai. [15:58] Hat     If I make the wrong choice     again, punch me in the face. [16:04] Hat     All ships, prepare to fire! [16:07] Hat     The target: the Heavenly Bird! [16:10] Hat     Forgive me, my brothers! [16:13] Hat     Fi... [16:19] Jii     He really punched him! He punched     him at the worst possible time! [16:22] Jii     What? What did the prince get wrong? [16:25] Jii     Did he do something bad? [16:26] Mad     His face. [16:28] Jii     What do you mean, he got his     face wrong? That's nothing new! [16:31] Jii     That face has always been a fail! [16:33] Mad     I punched you, lost my job, [16:36] Mad     and hit rock bottom in life. [16:39] Mad     I regretted my choice over and over,     and over and over I wanted to kill myself. [16:43] Mad     But you know what looking at your     face right now made me feel? [16:47] Mad     It made me glad I socked you. [16:49] Mad     So I did it once more. [16:52] Mad     Only this time, it was to climb     back up from rock bottom with you! [16:57] Mad     Will you quietly watch Earth be destroyed? [17:01] Mad     Or will you destroy the ship your     brothers and comrades are on to save it? [17:06] Mad     Even a child would know which     choice here is right or wrong. [17:13] Mad     They're both wrong. [17:15] Mad     The only right choice is to save     it all, both Earth and that ship! [17:22] Mon     Sister, please hang in there. [17:24] Ane     Shut up and drive. [17:27] Ane     I can't quit right now. [17:30] Ane     These two are starting to lose their     bodies due to using so much Zen power. [17:36] Ane     At this rate, their very     existences may be erased. [17:40] Mon     Erased? No... [17:48] Ane     Mone! [18:02] Ane     Komako... [18:03] Ane     Komako! [18:06] Shi     Hata! Why won't you fire?! [18:09] Mad     Admiral, I'm with Immigration. [18:13] Mad     Sorry, but we can't shoot down     a ship with our comrades on it. [18:16] Shi     Of all the stupid... [18:18] Shi     Are you saying you'll approve     this burning ship's entry?! [18:22] Mad     Yeah. Welcome. [18:25] Mad     If we can't stop it, we'll have to let it in. [18:29] Mad     This is a job for ex-Immigration     Bureau Chief Hasegawa Taizo. [18:35] Mad     All ships, full speed ahead! [18:38] Mad     Take position in front of the Heavenly Bird! [18:41] Shi     Are you out of your mind?! [18:43] Hat     Admiral! [18:45] Hat     Didn't you say you could     believe in my choice? [18:48] Hat     Then believe in me. [18:51] Hat     Believe in the choice this     man I believed in made! [18:56] Hat     I'm a kid brother who loves his brothers     and the creatures known as samurai, [19:01] Hat     and this is my answer! [19:10] Shi     Anti-impact shields? [19:12] Shi     Don't tell me, [19:13] Shi     you plan to stop this ship head-on?! [19:17] Shi     This is insane! You'll be dragged     down to Earth along with this ship! [19:22] Mad     Exactly. [19:24] Mad     But if we can delay the impact     even a little, that's enough. [19:30] Mad     I know who's down there on Earth. [19:34] Mad     I know that they, and Earth, [19:37] Mad     will definitely come back to life! [19:43] Shin     Ane-san! Mone-san! [19:45] Nob     I'll take care of things here. [19:47] Nob     Hurry up and go to him. [19:52] Mad     Insane? [19:53] Mad     I say abandoning one or the     other is much more insane. [19:57] Mad     If both choices are insane, [19:59] Mad     I'd rather choose the world with     the people I can trust in it. [20:04] Mad     No need for IDs or annoying paperwork. [20:07] Mad     It doesn't matter if you're     Earthlings or otherwise. [20:11] Mad     Just bring your stupid faces back home alive! [20:17] Mad     That's the kind of passport     the land of the samurai issues. [20:22] G     Prince! The shields have     crossed critical load! [20:25] G     We can't hold it off anymore! [20:27] G     If this keeps up, the entire     fleet will be crushed! [20:30] Jii     It really didn't work! [20:32] Jii     That's why I told you not to     do this, you stupid prince! [20:35] Hat     Shut up, Gramps! [20:36] Jii     Hey, Hasegawa, take responsibility for this. [20:38] Jii     What did you base this moronic plan on? [20:42] Mad     The entire universe. [20:44] Mad     That thing can't be stopped unless we     gather all the ships in the universe. [20:48] Jii     Huh? Quit sleeptalking, you dimwit! [20:52] Jii     As if we could... [20:53] LibA     We have all the ships you need right here. [20:57] LibA     Earthlings, you clawed your     way back from total despair. [21:01] LibB     And now, you're trying to save     our mother ship from sinking. [21:06] LibC     I'm amazed you're trying to save     all those lives, ally or enemy! [21:11] LibD     Perhaps we misjudged you people. [21:14] LibE     Ex-Immigration Bureau Chief,     was it? Would you give us a chance? [21:19] LibA     If you say you'll save our mother ship... [21:22] LibB     ...we'll use our entire fleet     to protect your planet. [21:27] Hat     The Liberation Army?! [21:29] Mad     That so? [21:30] Mad     Guess giving away our passports     for cheap paid off. [21:35] Mad     Welcome to the land of the samurai. [21:47] Shi     I-Impossible. [21:49] Shi     Who are you really, Hasegawa Taizo? [21:52] Shi     Just how much power and     influence do you have?! [21:55] Mad     Isn't that obvious? [21:57] Mad     I answer to no authority and am free     to say and do whatever I please, [22:02] Mad     without having to take     responsibility for any of it. [22:06] Mad     But I have no power, influence, or money. [22:10] Mad     Hell, I don't even have a job. [22:15] Mad     I'm just an unemployed man. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Gin     No matter what, I'm not letting go! SIGN    Always Hold On to Your Trump Cards SIGN    Being unemployed may seem awesome all of a sudden, SIGN    but please take great care with your life choices in the real world. SIGN    Meanwhile, the war started by Utsuro SIGN    is reaching its climax... E360 - Always Hold On to Your Trump Cards Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!! [00:04] Ane     These two are starting to lose their     bodies due to using so much Zen power. [00:11] Ane     At this rate, their very     existences may be erased. [00:15] Mon     Erased? No... [00:21] Mad     All ships, full speed ahead! [00:24] Mad     Take position in front of the Heavenly Bird! [00:27] Shi     Anti-impact shields? [00:29] Shi     Don't tell me... [00:30] Shi     you plan to stop this ship head-on?! [00:34] Shin     Ane-san! Mone-san! [00:36] Nob     I'll take care of things here. [00:38] Nob     Hurry up and go to him. [00:41] LibE     Ex-Immigration Bureau Chief,     was it? Would you give us a chance? [00:46] LibA     If you say you'll save our mother ship... [00:49] LibB     ...we'll use our entire fleet     to protect your planet. [00:54] Mad     That so? [00:55] Mad     Guess giving away our passports     for cheap paid off. [01:00] Mad     Welcome to the land of the samurai. [01:29] (Flashback) Ane     We'll go with you. [01:32] (Flashback) Ane     You're not going alone. [01:35] (Flashback) Ane     We won't let you. [01:40] (Flashback) Ane     Forgive me. [01:43] (Flashback) Ane     I know. [01:45] (Flashback) Ane     I know that we'll only be dead weight. [01:51] (Flashback) Ane     So take it... [01:55] (Flashback) Ane     Take everything we have. [02:03] (Flashback) Ane     Forget about fulfilling your duty. [02:06] (Flashback) Ane     Use these powers for yourself [02:09] (Flashback) Ane     and the people you care about most. [02:16] (Flashback) Ane     Don't you dare die, okay? [02:58] (Flashback) Ane     Forget about fulfilling your duty. SIGN    Please Take Me Home [03:03] (Flashback) Ane     Use these powers for yourself [03:06] (Flashback) Ane     and the people you care about most. [03:24] Gin     Hey. [03:26] Gin     That's my dog. [03:29] Gin     What do you think you're doing to him? SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Always Hold On to Your Trump Cards [05:39] U     So you've come. [05:42] Bo     Sadaharu! [05:53] Kag     Sadaharu! [06:04] Kag     Sadaharu! [06:08] Gin     Sadaharu! [06:29] U     There is nothing you people     can protect anymore. [06:38] Gin     We were okay [06:40] Gin     with having a plain old dog     that just barked and woofed. [06:46] Gin     That was all we wanted. [06:59] U     What is this? [07:01] Gin     Do you think he was the kind of dog     that'd leave unfinished food in his bowl? [07:07] Gin     I'm nothing more than his owner. [07:11] Gin     Until he goes back to being a plain old dog, [07:15] Gin     I'll just keep howling beside him. [07:19] U     I see. [07:22] Shin     He's alive? [07:24] Shin     Sadaharu... [07:27] Shin     Sadaharu's still fighting! [07:32] U     But the world is still going to end. [07:37] U     Shouldn't you release him from his suffering [07:39] U     and die together with him? [07:43] U     Isn't that the least you     can do as his family? [07:48] Gin     You have no right to speak of family. [07:56] Gin     We're no family. [07:59] Gin     We aren't related by blood, [08:02] Gin     and our birthplaces are all different. [08:05] Gin     There's nothing binding us together. [08:07] Gin     And that's why... [08:11] Gin     we'll never let go of each other's hands! [08:18] Shin     None of you shall pass. [08:22] Kag     We'll crush every single     piece of despair right here. [08:27] Gin     There's a world where he can     live as simply the Odd Jobs dog, [08:32] Gin     and we're taking it back! [08:39] U     How foolish. [08:49] U     Humans really do deserve to die out. [08:54] Gin     If you wanna die so badly, [08:55] Gin     I'll put an end to you. [08:59] Gin     Now, you guys are just like us, too. [09:07] Gin     You're just human. [09:12] Gin     Utsuro! [09:26] U     I see. [09:28] U     Thank you for giving me such a     close look at your trump card. [09:33] U     So much so that a hole opened up. [09:35] U     However... [09:37] U     You can't kill me like that. [09:45] U     This is Earth, my birth planet. [09:48] U     Here, I can absorb all the Altana I need [09:51] U     to reconstruct my body. [09:54] U     So long as you don't destroy this planet, [09:57] U     I will not go down. [10:02] Shin     No... [10:04] U     Isn't it ironic? [10:06] U     What you people have so desperately protected [10:10] U     is my life itself. [10:13] Kag     Gin-chan! [10:13] Shin     Gin-san! [10:25] UB     If someone gives you a present, [10:28] UB     you really should take better care of it. [10:32] Kam     But that wasn't our only trump card. [10:35] Kon     If you put together the trump     cards of each of us here... [10:40] UB     ...we can kill you for good,     no matter how many times you revive. [10:44] UB     Rejoice. [10:46] UB     The monster dies today. [10:48] Shin     G-Guys! [10:50] Kon     Let's go, you louts! [10:54] Kon     Take Utsuro's head! [10:58] U     An all-out war? [11:02] U     Are you... [11:05] G     His eyes! Take him out     before his eyes recover! [11:08] U     Are you that afraid [11:13] U     of me? [11:19] Ymz     No way... He can see? [11:22] U     I'm used to losing my sight, you see. [11:27] U     At one time, I even had my eyeballs     gouged out every day for decades. [11:35] U     Within that profound darkness, [11:38] U     you can feel things,     even if you can't see them. [12:19] U     You said you will kill me for good,     no matter how many times I revive. [12:24] U     But how many of your     friends will die by then? [12:32] U     Oh? [12:37] Kon     Got you now, [12:39] Kon     Utsuro! [12:48] Kon     Got you now, [12:50] Kon     Utsuro! [12:51] Hij     Kondo-san! [12:53] Kon     I'm going to rip your heart out of that body. [12:59] Kon     Have a good taste of my sword... [13:03] Kon     The Shinsengumi's sword! [13:08] U     You crushed my eyes and stabbed my heart. [13:12] U     What will you come for next? [13:23] Gin     Wait! [13:33] U     That was pretty good. [13:36] U     With that speed, you really     could take me out... [13:40] U     You could have until a moment ago, that is. [13:47] G     Vice Chief! Captain Okita! [13:50] Abu     Fire! [13:52] Abu     Riddle his body with crystallite bullets! [14:01] Abu     Bullets that fly straight are easier     to evade than swaying blades. [14:07] Kam     How about an idiot that     flies straight at you, then? [14:12] U     It is as you see. [14:22] Kam     That so? [14:24] Kam     Then try dodging this, [14:27] Kam     a shot fired by an idiot. [14:37] Kam     If we can't kill you by skewering     or pumping holes into you, [14:42] Kam     our only choice left is to     erase every last cell. [14:47] Kam     It's too bad. [14:48] Kam     Looks like you failed to     erase your shitty DNA. [14:53] Kam     But he's... [15:00] UB     Not yet! [15:01] UB     He can come back to life     from just one hand, too! [15:05] UB     Erase that arm! [15:07] Abu     Over here, Commander! [15:12] Abu     Fire! [15:14] UB     This thing could malfunction if     I fire back-to-back shots, but... [15:20] UB     This is our best chance! [15:29] UB     He sacrificed his own arm? [15:46] UB     Is that all you've got? [15:49] UB     It's too bad. [15:50] UB     It seems I am the only one who can kill me. [15:57] Shin     Kagura-chan! [16:01] Shin     My body won't move! [16:13] Abu     Commander! [16:21] Kag     Kamui! [16:23] Abu     Get him! [16:43] Hij     Kondo-san... [16:48] Gin     Get up already! [17:07] Abu     Wh-What the hell? [17:10] Abu     Forget about the world ending or whatever. [17:14] Abu     That beast will wipe us out all by himself. [17:41] U     At last, a fine expression. [17:45] U     That's just fine. [17:46] U     All you people can do [17:49] U     is cast your swords aside [17:52] U     and accept death... [17:54] U     Accept me. [18:07] (Flashback) ShinD     A samurai's sword is not something     that is kept in a sheath. [18:13] (Flashback) ShinD     It's something that you hold in your soul. [18:17] (Flashback) ShinD     These days, samurai aren't needed. [18:22] (Flashback) ShinD     But no matter how much times change, there     are things that people mustn't forget. [18:30] (Flashback) ShinD     Shinpachi, Otae. [18:34] (Flashback) ShinD     Even if there comes a time when     you must give up your sword, [18:39] (Flashback) ShinD     you must never lose the unwavering     sword kept in your soul. [18:47] ShinD     Our father told us never to lose     our swords, come what may, [18:53] ShinD     and died with his eyes still open wide. [18:59] ShinD     Even when faced with death, he too kept     searching until his very last breath... [19:13] ShinD     We weren't born to be ended! [19:18] ShinD     It's for the things that     are endless and unchanging [19:22] ShinD     that we live here right now! [19:25] ShinD     I won't close my eyes     until the very last, either! [19:29] ShinD     I won't let go of this sword! [19:31] ShinD     Father, your sword still     lives strong within me... [19:39] U     That was a fine display of swordsmanship. [20:12] U     Is that dog deity still at it? [20:22] Shin     I finally got you. [20:25] Shin     The countless swords that you broke     have led us here to this moment. [20:31] Shin     We won't be broken anymore! [20:41] U     There is still plenty of     Altana left within me. [20:45] U     If he burns his entire life away, the ley     lines will spiral out of control again. [20:50] U     Well, I suppose he might get     killed by someone before that. [20:55] U     Either way, [21:00] U     I have enough to make sure     the ending comes to pass. [21:08] Kag     You can have an ending for     yourself all you want! [21:28] Gin     Yo, good to see your recovery     isn't going too smoothly. [21:34] Gin     Savor that feeling. [21:36] Gin     The people you killed laid down their     lives to inflict those wounds upon you. [21:42] Gin     You'd better not waste a single scratch. [21:46] U     Fragments of the crystallite sword... [21:49] U     You threw it at me back then [21:51] U     in order to get it in my bloodstream? [21:55] Gin     Not a single thing will go to waste. [21:58] Gin     Our reason for fighting, our feelings, [22:02] Gin     our regrets, and our hope... [22:06] Gin     I'm going to etch it all into your body. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:44] Gin     The creatures you know     of no longer exist here, SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Gin     creature who fears humanity! SIGN    The Creatures Known as Humanity SIGN    Utsuro has lived an endless life, SIGN    and he brings about endless death. SIGN    With the end of the world approaching, SIGN    people choose to burn their flame of life bright and strong! E361 - The Creatures Known as Humanity Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!! [00:07] (Flashback) Gin     We would've made a whole bunch of money     if you hadn't gotten in my way there! [00:12] (Flashback) Shin     What are you saying?     Don't ignore your own mistake! [00:14] (Flashback) Gin     I didn't make any mistakes. [00:14] (Flashback) Kag     Oh, Sadaharu. We're home. [00:16] (Flashback) Shin     If that wasn't a mistake,     I don't know what is! [00:16] (Flashback) Kag     Hey! Stop crying over spilled milk! [00:19] (Flashback) Gin     Uh, it was your fault in the first place! [00:19] (Flashback) Shin     Uh, it was your fault in the first place! [00:29] U     You gave everything you have,     and made so many sacrifices, [00:34] U     but what you've gained is     so trifling in comparison. [00:40] U     All you've done is momentarily     strip me of my armor of immortality. [00:47] U     Besides, as I'm sure you realize, [00:51] U     your feeble flame of hope is already fading. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    The Creatures Known as Humanity SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [02:44] (Flashback) Shin     Good morning! [02:46] (Flashback) Shin     I'm sorry. [02:47] (Flashback) Shin     Sis has a cold, which is why I'm a bit late. [02:51] (Flashback) Shin     Good morning, Sadaharu. [02:54] (Flashback) Shin     Oh, right. [02:57] (Flashback) Shin     I'm home, Sadaharu. [03:09] (Flashback) Kag     The rain got me good. [03:10] (Flashback) Kag     I should've left sooner. [03:14] (Flashback) Kag     I've always hated walking     home in this weather. [03:19] (Flashback) Kag     Wet streets, [03:21] (Flashback) Kag     and an empty home. [03:25] (Flashback) Kag     This just brings back bad memories. [03:29] (Flashback) Kag     Huh? Sadaharu? [03:33] (Flashback) Kag     Where'd he run off to? SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [03:41] (Flashback) Kag     I'm home. [03:43] (Flashback) Kag     Uh, you just got here, too. [03:58] (Flashback) Gin     I'm sick of puking. [04:00] (Flashback) Gin     I keep saying I'll never drink again,     but this time I swear I'll stick to it. [04:06] (Flashback) Gin     Crap, my head hurts like     it's being split open. [04:09] (Flashback) Gin     It's like there's an elephant on my head. [04:11] (Flashback) Gin     Oh, Sadaharu, help me out here. [04:14] (Flashback) Gin     I drank too much, and I can't move. [04:16] (Flashback) Gin     Take me inside, please. [04:19] (Flashback) Gin     What's with that look? [04:21] (Flashback) Gin     Why do you have to be so demanding? [04:23] (Flashback) Gin     Relax. I did buy you something. [04:26] (Flashback) Gin     Go get that bag. [04:29] (Flashback) Gin     It's monja. Eat up. [04:31] (Flashback) Gin     Ow! My headache got worse! [04:33] (Flashback) Gin     And I can't see anything! Help, Sadaharu! [04:39] (Flashback) Gin     Huh? I'm better now. [04:41] (Flashback) Gin     I'm good now, Sadaharu. [04:43] (Flashback) Gin     Thanks for your help. [04:46] (Flashback) Gin     Also... [04:48] (Flashback) Gin     I'm home. [05:15] Shin     Sadaharu, wait just a bit. [05:21] Shin     Very soon, [05:23] Shin     we'll come home to you. [05:26] Shin     So please... [05:33] Shin     Bark for us one more time. [05:38] Shin     Welcome us home with a bark! [05:49] U     It's over. [05:53] U     He died, [05:55] U     and the dragon revived. [06:09] U     You gave me a surprisingly hard time. [06:12] U     However... [06:15] U     Now, I can welcome the end of     the world with no resistance. SIGN    Lake Toya [06:28] Gin     Sadaharu... [06:48] U     What is this? [06:49] Oto     Good grief. [06:51] Oto     How many more sacrifices will we have     to offer for our planet to calm down? [06:58] Cat     Well, if we offer her a mutt and three     stooges, she might just return them. [07:04] Tae     True. [07:05] Tae     In that case, [07:07] Tae     let's have her take all the lives she     wants from here until she's satisfied. [07:13] Gin     Y-You guys... [07:16] Tae     We won't make you guys     carry the burden alone. [07:20] Tae     This is our planet. [07:25] Tae     We'll fight together with you until the end. [07:28] Tae     So don't give in, guys. [07:32] Tae     You're not alone. [07:41] (Flashback) Nob     Using life as a power source? [07:43] (Flashback) Ane     Yes. Ordinary people can't     suppress ley lines like we can. [07:49] (Flashback) Ane     But if we act as mediums, they could     convert their life energy into Zen power. [07:54] (Flashback) Mone     That's absurd. [07:55] (Flashback) Mone     We'd be making them carry     the fated duty of our clan. [08:00] (Flashback) Mone     We'd be asking them to give up their     lives to suppress the ley lines here. [08:06] (Flashback) Mone     Do you think he or the rest are     fighting out of some sense of duty? [08:17] (Flashback) Mone     Komako! [08:19] (Flashback) Nob     Yes. [08:21] (Flashback) Nob     Even without a duty, [08:24] (Flashback) Nob     they would surely stand there... [08:27] (Flashback) Nob     Just to stand with their friends. [08:34] Ane     Take it! [08:34] Mone     Our power! [08:37] Bo     Everyone's feelings! [08:47] U     Who do you humans think you are? [08:55] Kyu     Stop us if you can. [08:57] Kyu     We will not take a single     step back from here! [09:02] Jir     We've come this far together, [09:04] Jir     so we'll go with you all the     way, be it to heaven or hell! [09:12] Tsu     No matter how many times you revive, [09:14] Tsu     we will keep standing back up! [09:17] Zen     We won't let anyone else die! [09:19] Sac     So guys, just one more time... [09:34] U     Begone. [09:36] U     Just how far will you take     your futile resistance? [09:39] U     Humans, I know you better     than you know yourselves. [09:45] U     You're foolish, cowardly,     cruel, and filthy creatures. [09:53] U     Creatures that kept repeating their     mistakes, caused much suffering, [09:59] U     and never stopped fearing me. [10:03] U     Creatures that I have killed over and over. [10:11] U     Creatures that I shall put an end to now... [10:15] U     No, creatures that are already done for. [10:22] U     Yes. [10:24] U     They should be done for by now. [10:27] U     The humanity I know [10:30] U     would've been afraid, given up, despaired, [10:34] U     and everything would've been over already. [10:38] U     But what is with these people? [10:44] U     What is this emotion I'm feeling? [10:50] Nob     You're right. [10:53] Nob     Humans are foolish, cowardly,     and cruel creatures. [10:59] Nob     But there's one thing you're forgetting. [11:07] Nob     Humans are creatures that     fight their own weakness. [11:12] Gin     The creatures you know     of no longer exist here, [11:17] Gin     creature who fears humanity! [11:22] U     Fear? Me? [11:27] U     Fear humans? [11:32] U     No, that is wrong. [11:35] U     I simply don't understand [11:38] U     the human who caused me,     who had always cursed people, [11:41] U     to give birth to another     self that loved people. [11:48] U     Why? [11:51] U     You shouldn't be able to stand anymore. [11:56] U     Your sword should've been broken forever. [12:03] U     So why? [12:14] U     Why do you still stand there? [12:28] U     Why is it? [12:37] U     I don't understand. [12:51] U     I don't understand! [13:07] U     No, I knew all along. [13:12] U     That knowledge is what made     me want to get rid of him. [13:23] U     Him, who could possibly erase even me. [13:39] U     I know all too well... [13:44] U     That boy, [13:49] U     and how powerful humanity can be. [14:17] U     To think that man was still a part of me... [14:23] U     A mere fragment born to me as     I drifted through countless lives. [14:29] U     But he has destroyed my eternity. [14:34] U     I was the one who was a mere fragment, huh? [14:50] Hat     Brother! [14:51] Mad     Hang in there! [14:54] Shi     This is bad. [14:55] Shi     At this rate, the Flame of     Kagutsuchi's energy will... [14:58] Shi     I-Is there nothing we can do? [15:02] Han     Now, I could get through the security,     access the Heavenly Bird's central systems, [15:07] Han     and maybe get that energy under control. [15:10] Sho     Hankai! [15:11] Shi     Wh-What are our chances of success? [15:14] Han     You're better off not knowing. [15:16] Han     But as long as it's not zero     percent, it isn't impossible. [15:19] Han     We still have hope. [15:23] Sho     I never thought I'd hear those     words come out of your mouth. [15:28] Sak     No matter how it turns out, [15:31] Sak     our destination remains the same. [15:33] Kat     Earth or hell, it makes no difference. [15:38] Shi     You two... [15:40] Sak     Wherever it is, they... [15:43] Kat     They'll be standing there, waiting for us. [16:10] Shin     What is that? [16:11] Kag     A spaceship? [16:14] U     Humans. [16:17] U     This isn't the end. [16:21] U     You have gone and chosen... [16:26] U     An endless war, [16:29] U     and a life dyed in sorrow and suffering. [16:36] U     Nobody can put an end to it for you anymore. [16:42] U     There is nobody who can     save you people anymore. [16:55] U     One day, you will truly understand, [16:59] U     Shoyo's student... [17:07] U     You couldn't save Shoyo. [17:13] U     Nobody can save your teacher anymore. [21:46] Shin     The land of the samurai. [21:48] Shin     There was a time, long ago, when our     country was called by that name. [21:52] Shin     The skies over Edo, which the samurai     laid their lives down to defend, [21:56] Shin     are again filled with ships     from strange worlds. [21:59] Shin     The streets of Edo, which the samurai     laid their lives down to defend, [22:03] Shin     are again filled with swaggering,     arrogant aliens. [22:13] Shin     Two years since that fateful day... [22:15] Shin     Even as it bore the scars of war, [22:18] Shin     Edo was slowly, but surely, returning     to the city it used to be. [22:25] Manager     I told you that's not the one! [22:28] Manager     Nowadays, even a golden retriever     can handle the register! [22:32] Manager     You're human! You've been     working here for a month! [22:35] Manager     Why can't you do this?! [22:37] Manager     You moron! [22:40] Manager     You remind me of another good-for-nothing     kid who used to work here. [22:44] Ama     Just leave it at that, boss. [22:47] Ama     Hey, kid, don't you bother with the     register. Just get me some milk. [22:51] Kid     R-Right away. [22:54] Manager     S-Sir, you mustn't go so easy on him. [22:58] Ama     It's just, whenever I see a samurai these     days, I feel kind of sorry for them. [23:04] Ama     This country's resources were completely     depleted in the war two years ago, [23:07] Ama     and it can't even feed its people anymore. [23:10] Ama     The way they suck up to everyone to live     makes them look like dead men walking. [23:15] Ama     When I see them like that... [23:17] Kid     Thanks for waiting. [23:20] Ama     I want to extend not only     a hand, but also a leg! [23:28] Shin     Uh, excuse me. [23:36] Ama     What is wrong with you?! [23:37] Ama     Are you aware that we are     Chatoran ambassadors?! [23:41] Shin     Blah, blah, blah. [23:43] Shin     Could you keep it down? [23:48] Shin     Are you in heat or something? SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Next week onward, SIGN    the story jumps to two years later... SIGN    How have they survived since then, SIGN    and what lives are they leading now... E362 - Sign Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Shin     Uh, excuse me. SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!! [00:12] Ama     What is wrong with you?! [00:14] Shin     Blah, blah, blah. [00:17] Shin     Could you keep it down? [00:20] Shin     Are you in heat or something? [00:22] Shin     I can't enjoy Terakado Tsu Best Of:     Shinpachi Edition with all this noise. [00:27] Shin     You're being a nuisance. Get out at once. [00:31] Shin     I can't ignore boys like him. [00:35] Shin     Why? [00:37] Shin     Because I was him once. [00:39] Shin     So you can grow strong, too! [00:42] Manager     No fighting in my café, you pieces of shit! [00:47] Manager     Mosuke, you okay? [00:48] Manager     How dare you beat up my son?! He's finally     got out of his room and started working! [00:54] Manager     I don't care if you're big shots on some planet! [00:57] Manager     This is our country! This is my café! [01:00] Manager     I won't let you act like you     own the place anymore, [01:02] Manager     you stupid Spectacalien! [01:04] Manager     Out with you! [01:06] Manager     And don't ever come back! [01:11] Ama     Curse you, Earthling! [01:13] Ama     You'll pay for this!     You've started a diplomatic dispute! [01:16] Ama     Let's go! [01:26] Shin     You've built a fine café, boss. [01:31] Shin     Huh? [01:32] Shin     That's weird. I can't see. [01:34] Shin     Are these tears of joy? [01:37] Shin     I should've known I couldn't do what he did. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul [02:56] Shin     What would he say if he saw     what Edo has become now? [03:01] Shin     Everyone's grown stronger. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [03:03] Shin     Everyone's much tougher. [03:09] Shin     I'm the only one still whimpering     just like always, Gin-san. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Sign [03:35] (Flashback) Kag     Gin-chan, get on your feet already. [03:37] (Flashback) Shin     Gin-san! [03:43] (Flashback) Gin     I know. [03:47] (Flashback) Gin     This isn't the time or place to die. [03:51] (Flashback) Gin     Can't let this be the end. [03:54] (Flashback) Gin     We haven't done a single thing yet. [04:02] Shin     That day, we died along with Earth... [04:19] Shin     and were reborn together, maybe. [04:26] (Flashback) Shin     We won, but it sure doesn't look like it. [04:29] (Flashback) Gin     There are no victors in war. [04:33] (Flashback) Gin     Everyone's a loser. [04:36] (Flashback) Gin     Hup. SIGN    Gin-chan SIGN    Sugar Content SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [04:38] (Flashback) Gin     Talk about a mess. SIGN    Snack Otose [04:41] (Flashback) Gin     Can it go back to normal? [04:44] (Flashback) Shin     I don't know. Some things may, [04:48] (Flashback) Shin     but some things won't. [05:00] (Flashback) Shin     Ane-san and Mone-san said they     don't know when he'll wake up. [05:06] (Flashback) Kag     Dog deities exist on every planet, right? [05:10] (Flashback) Kag     We might find a way to wake     him up on another planet. [05:15] (Flashback) Kag     I've decided. [05:17] (Flashback) Kag     And I've talked to Daddy and the others, too. [05:20] (Flashback) Shin     Then we'll go with... [05:21] (Flashback) Kag     I'm not taking you. [05:23] (Flashback) Kag     I don't want the help of guys who abandon     their broken-down planet to come with me. [05:29] (Flashback) Shin     Kagura-chan... [05:34] (Flashback) Gin     Do you know why I started Odd Jobs? [05:39] (Flashback) Gin     Long story short, it was     because I had nothing to do. [05:43] (Flashback) Gin     There was nothing I wanted to do,     so I decided to do anything. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [05:48] (Flashback) Gin     Messed up, right? [05:50] (Flashback) Gin     I'm amazed I came this far when     I started it for such a flimsy reason. [05:54] (Flashback) Gin     As like-minded people gathered here, [05:57] (Flashback) Gin     I lost my chance to quit. [06:00] (Flashback) Shin     Where's this coming from? [06:01] (Flashback) Shin     You don't often talk about the past. [06:04] (Flashback) Gin     So I decided that if they ever found     something they really needed to do, [06:10] (Flashback) Gin     I'd take down this sign and close up shop. [06:16] (Flashback) Gin     And I've found something I need to do, too. [06:21] (Flashback) Gin     Shinpachi, it's crunch time. [06:24] (Flashback) Gin     What do you want to do? [06:27] (Flashback) Shin     I... [06:30] Kid     Hey, hey! SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan Shimura Shinpachi [06:32] Kid     What's with this "Odd Jobs Gin-chan"? [06:36] Kid     I mean, your name's Shimura Shinpachi, right? [06:39] Kid     So what's with the Gin-chan? [06:42] Shin     He's gone now. [06:46] Shin     But... SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [06:48] Shin     Without him, there wouldn't be an Odd Jobs... [06:52] Shin     Or today's Edo, probably. [06:54] Shin     And me. [06:57] Shin     So I want to make sure     people don't forget him. [07:02] Kid     Wait, are you talking about the hero? [07:06] Shin     Nah, that's not his style. [07:09] Kid     My dad said the bakufu brass     are trying to hog the glory, [07:14] Kid     but they're all fakes. [07:16] Kid     And that he was the one who protected us. SIGN    Perofessional SIGN    The Way of the Samurai SIGN    The Last Samurai [07:23] Nar     Everyone thought that     species had gone extinct. [07:29] G     If it weren't for him,     the universe might've died out, right? [07:33] G     It was amazing. [07:35] G     One word from him was enough to get     both allies and enemies on the same page. [07:39] G     This is what you call him     on your planet, right? [07:41] G     The samurai "Man Against Dying All Out," [07:45] G     or MADAO for short? SIGN    Hasegawa Taizo [07:48] Nar     The camera takes a close look at the life     of the last samurai, who saved Earth. [07:53] Nar     An army of millions attacked, SIGN    Reenactment by the man himself [07:56] Nar     but he held them off all on his own. [07:59] Nar     That strength. SIGN    Strength [08:00] Nar     Surrounded by enemies on all sides... [08:02] Mad     O-Ow! They're actually hitting me, Director! [08:05] Nar     But with one word, he won them over. [08:07] Nar     That charisma. SIGN    Charisma [08:10] Nar     A massive piece of despair came flying     toward us, but he took it on by himself. [08:14] Nar     That courage. SIGN    Courage [08:15] Mad     Pull it up a bit higher! SIGN    This is too heavy! [08:17] Nar     As we analyze his abilities, [08:20] Nar     we also take apart his shades. [08:22] Mad     Hey! What are you doing?! [08:24] Mad     "Hero"? "The Last Samurai"? [08:27] Mad     Honestly, none of them feel right. [08:30] Mad     I'm all of them and none     of them at the same time. [08:33] Mad     I can be dyed in any color you want. SIGN    Unemployment [08:36] Mad     That's unemployment. SIGN    The Way of the Samurai Special SIGN    Airing Soon [08:37] Nar     Perofessional: The Way of the     Samurai Special, airing soon! [08:42] Shin     Sis, I'm home. [08:45] Tae     Oh, welcome back, Shin-chan. [08:47] Tae     I was just thinking it was time     to kill the TV and get dinner. [08:51] Shin     Uh, that's how Frieza-sama kills things. [08:55] Shin     Let him have his fun. [08:57] Shin     Hasegawa-san did his best, too. [08:59] Tae     Shin-chan... We all worked     together to protect Edo. [09:04] Tae     I can't and won't stand for     anyone belittling our efforts. [09:08] Tae     Besides, I wanna sock him     because he pisses me off. [09:11] Shin     What happened to our efforts?! [09:13] Tae     If I'm being subtle, I hate old men who     dress like EXLE and don't act their age. [09:21] Tae     But I do like High & Low. [09:22] Shin     That was so unsubtle, the rising sun's     shining through that thin veil! [09:26] Tae     Also, I've heard that he goes around     partying for free, calling himself the hero. [09:33] Shin     Where'd you get that information, Sis? [09:36] Shin     Didn't you quit that lifestyle? [09:39] Tae     These two years didn't     just give birth to heroes. [09:42] Tae     Where there is light,     there is always a shadow. [09:48] Shin     Where'd those Zarbon-san and     Dodoria-san cabaret girls come from?! [09:51] Tae     Carry out Plan Omega. [09:53] Tae     Bring judgment down     upon the corrupted hero. [09:57] Bo     Whee! [09:57] Shin     Whee, my ass! What's with that     hellish group of cabaret girls?! [10:01] Kon     Good grief. [10:03] Kon     I see the Queen of the Kabuki     District is still alive and well. [10:08] Shin     Kondo-san. [10:09] Kon     Sorry I'm late. The hotpot is finally done. [10:14] Shin     Sorry to always make you do this. [10:17] Kon     Nah, it's fine. [10:19] Kon     I am going to be a stay-at-home     dad soon, after all. [10:22] Kon     Besides, Otae-san needs a balanced     and nutritious diet right now. [10:27] Kon     Worrying about the others is fine, [10:30] Kon     but you also need to think     about your new path. [10:35] Tae     I-I know. [10:37] Shin     Hasegawa-san was a shocker,     but you weren't far behind. SIGN    Resignation SIGN    Special Police     Shinsengumi [10:42] Kon     I'd be lying if I said it was an easy decision. [10:45] Kon     But both roles, Shinsengumi and father,     require you to stake your life on them. [10:51] Kon     I've lived my life for the sword so far, [10:53] Kon     and I want to live for family from now on. [10:57] Shin     Is that so? [10:59] Shin     Sorry, but I'm feeling a little sleepy. [11:02] Shin     You two eat without me. [11:05] Kon     Shinpachi-kun? [11:07] Shin     Everyone's walking down a new path in life. [11:11] Shin     But I alone... SIGN    Snack Otose [11:16] Oto     Man, who would've thought those two     would have a shotgun wedding? [11:21] Oto     We senior citizens don't even get     any extra wrinkles at this point, [11:25] Oto     but the passage of time is terrifying. [11:27] Cat     What are you saying, Otose-san? [11:30] Cat     You do have extra wrinkles     at the corners of your eyes. [11:33] Cat     That's hilarious! [11:34] Shin     Um, Catherine-san, did your face     get run over by a time machine? [11:38] Cat     The passage of time isn't     what's causing all this. [11:42] Cat     It's the final episode. [11:45] Cat     Lately, as the final episode draws near, [11:48] Cat     characters have suddenly     started forming couples, SIGN    Final Episode: Final Fantasy Phenomenon     (Mating) [11:51] Cat     in what's called the Final Fantasy Phenomenon. [11:54] Oto     What the hell? [11:55] Oto     Will we be paired off with some randos, too?! [12:00] Cat     I'm so scared, I can't sleep! [12:02] Shin     Hey! Someone bring me a Delorean! [12:04] Gen     Shut up, you hags! [12:06] Gen     Instead of final fantasying with you two, [12:09] Gen     men would much rather dragon quest alone! SIGN    Dragon Quest     Appeasing the Pants Dragon [12:11] Shin     That's what DQ meant?! [12:13] Cat     Don't talk to us! What if that     sets a flag, you geezer?! [12:17] Oto     But I was sure she was in love     with Gintoki, you know. [12:22] Shin     Stop that! That's gross! [12:23] Oto     I wonder if she final fantasy'd after he     treated her nicely when she was lonely. [12:28] Cat     Those final fantasies are the ones that     tend to work out best, surprisingly. [12:33] Oto     They do say it's final fantasier     for girls to be loved than love. [12:37] Shin     No, they don't! [12:38] Shin     You two just want to keep     saying final fantasy, huh? [12:41] Oto     What's wrong with you?     We're trying to cheer you up here! [12:43] Oto     Then show us the wedding photos. [12:46] Oto     Show us the photos of the     gorilla and female gorilla. [12:49] Oto     Show the goods! [12:51] CaT     Show the goods! [12:53] Shin     Here. [12:57] Oto     Otae sure has grown in size in the     short while I haven't seen her. [13:00] Shin     That's a gorilla. [13:02] Cat     But over here... [13:03] Shin     That's a gorilla. [13:05] Shin     It was a political marriage. [13:07] Shin     He's been cooking for us to get some     househusband training as part of his stalking. [13:13] Shin     And it was surprisingly good. [13:15] Shin     She gained tons of weight. [13:17] Shin     But she still couldn't stop. [13:19] Shin     It was a samurai's mercy. [13:21] Shin     Flags and foreshadowing don't matter. [13:24] Shin     Neither do species, age gap, gender,     or whether you recognize them or not. [13:30] Shin     That's the Gintama anime's final fantasy. [13:35] Tam     I finally found you. [13:37] Tam     I've been looking all over. [13:42] Tam     Papa! [13:44] Shin     It's happening! [13:46] Shin     Final fantasy has bared its fangs at me, too! [13:58] Tam     Papa! [14:00] Oto     Sh-Shinpachi... [14:02] Cat     Don't tell me you... [14:04] Shin     You've got it all wrong! [14:05] Shin     This is a trap that final fantasy's     trying to stick me in! [14:08] Cat     Don't play dumb!     You're the one who stuck it in! [14:11] Shin     T-To begin with, isn't it weird that I'd     have a kid this old in just two years? [14:16] Tam     Weird? [14:17] Tam     Am I weird, Papa? [14:19] Tam     Is that why you can't be my papa? [14:23] Shin     Uh, th-that's not it! [14:25] Cat     You're the worst! [14:26] Shin     Again, you're wrong! [14:27] Cat     Give us proof, then! Prove your innocence! [14:31] Shin     Uh, well... [14:35] Shin     I'm a virgin. [14:38] Shin     I gradually changed my hair part so     people wouldn't notice my new look, [14:43] Shin     but my lower half is still drinking Ramune     at a candy store with a crew cut. [14:47] Oto     Yeah, we knew. [14:48] Shin     Then why'd you make me say it?! [14:49] Cat     It pissed us off that you're side-parting     your hair as a cherry boy. [14:52] Shin     Fine! I'll get a crew cut up here too, then! [14:55] Tam     Mama! This guy's a cherry! [14:58] Shin     Hey! Even a child knows my dirty secret now! [15:01] Tam     Hey, Mama. What's a cherry? [15:04] Kin     A cherry is one who's abandoned     their duty to propagate. [15:10] Kin     A piece of junk, in other words. [15:11] Kin     Add that to your data. [15:14] Kin     And as I keep telling you,     this isn't your Mama. [15:17] Kin     She's you. Add that, too. [15:20] Tam     Understood. [15:22] Shin     Tama-san... Kin-san... [15:24] Gen     Oh, there you are. [15:27] Gen     The Fuyo Number Zero's mini     version, AKA Tamako. [15:30] Gen     She contains a part of Tama,     which I copied into her. [15:34] Gen     Everything she sees while Tama's in sleep     mode will become Tama's memories. [15:39] Shin     So Tama-san's been that way since then? [15:42] Gen     Yeah. [15:43] Gen     I mean, she's a special model built by the     robotics science genius, Hayashi Ryuzan. [15:48] Gen     I can't tell just which screws     she's missing or what. [15:52] Gen     But I just don't have the     heart to leave her like this. [15:57] Shin     Gengai-san... [15:58] Gen     We're still better off than most, you know. [16:02] Gen     After all, Edo still has Odd Jobs     to help in times of need. [16:10] Shin     I still ended up having to walk around*     looking like a real father. [16:15] Shin     Anyway, what does Gengai-san want from me? [16:17] Tam     To show me all sorts of things while Fuyo     Number Zero is asleep, Papa-sama. [16:23] Shin     Don't call me Papa-sama. [16:25] Tam     I apologize for earlier. [16:27] Tam     That was a plan to leech     free oil from you people [16:31] Tam     upon Kintoki-sama's suggestion, Cherry-sama. [16:34] Shin     Could you not call me Cherry?! [16:36] Tam     But he also said that you would     definitely take on this request. [16:41] (Flashback) Kin     After all, the Odd Jobs is a group of perverts     who always keep one loli around. [16:46] Shin     What the hell does he see Odd Jobs as?! [16:49] Tam     But despite bashing you people, everyone     sounds somewhat lonely doing it... [16:55] Tam     I heard you disbanded. What was the reason? [16:59] Shin     Add this to your data: [17:00] Shin     One does not ask questions like that to     someone they've met for the first time. [17:04] Tam     Then what are the chances of     Odd Jobs making a comeback? [17:07] Shin     Were you listening to me? [17:10] Shin     None, probably. [17:12] Tam     Why is that? [17:14] Shin     Because they found other     things they needed to do. [17:17] Tam     Did you stay back in Edo because     you didn't have anything like that? [17:25] (Flashback) Gin     Shinpachi, [17:27] (Flashback) Gin     is there anything you want to do? [17:32] Shin     I had something. [17:33] Shin     Helping rebuild the town, [17:36] Shin     swordsmanship training, [17:37] Shin     Otsu-chan fanclub activities, [17:40] Shin     and... [17:42] (Flashback) Shin     Bring back Father's dojo! [17:44] (Flashback) Gin     Wow, you've got a bunch. [17:47] (Flashback) Shin     Yes, so I'll be fine. SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [17:52] (Flashback) Shin     You can go. [18:11] (Flashback) Gin     Later. [18:19] Shin     I had lots of things     I needed and wanted to do, [18:26] Shin     so why am I stuck doing this? [18:33] Cop     You there. [18:34] Cop     Do you have a moment? [18:37] Cop     Are you two siblings? [18:39] Shin     Well, no, we're kinda like friends. [18:42] Cop     Hmm... [18:43] Cop     Could you breathe into this, please? [18:45] Shin     Huh? I haven't been drinking, though. [18:50] Cop     Ah, you're over the legal limit. [18:53] Cop     See it? [18:54] Cop     When the reading goes past this point, [18:57] Cop     you're a virgin. [18:58] Shin     What are you even checking?! [19:00] Cop     Put under arrest at 1:20 PM     for illegal loli possession. [19:03] Shin     Wait! You've gotta be kidding me! [19:06] Shin     Somebody help! [19:08] Nob     Hold it. [19:13] Nob     Do you realize who that is? [19:17] Cops     C-Commissioner-General! [19:19] Shin     Commissioner? [19:21] Nob     He's one of the heroes     who saved this country. [19:24] Nob     Not someone you rookies can punish. [19:32] Nob     You can either commit seppuku [19:34] Nob     or get cut to pieces by the     Commissioner-General of Police, Imai Nobume. [19:38] Nob     Make your choice, lolicon trash. [19:43] Soyo     While we've entered a new age,     Edo is still beholden to old conventions. [19:49] Soyo     I want to make the coming era one where     women can be independent and shine. [19:56] Soyo     And by becoming the first     female Commissioner-General, [20:00] Soyo     Nobume-san is laying the foundation for that. [20:04] Soyo     What do you think, Shinpachi-san? [20:05] Soyo     The new government's police force     seems trustworthy, does it not? [20:08] Shin     Princess Soyo, may I say something? [20:11] Shin     I really want to call 911 right now. [20:16] Soyo     Um, I don't understand what you're saying. [20:19] Shin     Isn't it obvious, you natural-born sadist?! [20:22] Nob     Tamako gave me the gist of the story. [20:24] Nob     As a token of apology, [20:25] Nob     I've hired Odd Jobs to clean the windows. [20:28] Shin     This disaster's supposed to be an apology?! [20:30] Shin     And all that aside, Nobume-san, [20:31] Shin     I thought you weren't the kind     of person who'd cling to power! [20:34] Nob     I have no interest in power, [20:36] Nob     but I can't leave the princess alone. [20:39] Shin     But look at you, enjoying that power! [20:42] Nob     While Utsuro's plan was foiled, [20:44] Nob     the bakufu's old, wily foxes are still around. [20:48] Nob     One misstep, and this country     will start crumbling down again. [20:51] Nob     The princess really needs a sneaky,     twisted advisor right now. [20:57] Nob     I'll deal with this uncomfortable     chair for a while. [21:01] Soyo     Thank you, Nobume-san. [21:04] Shin     Uh, what happened to the Shinsengumi? [21:08] Shin     Weren't they the ones on track     to climb the ladder first? [21:11] Mat     True. [21:13] Mat     Their swords did carve open     a path to this new era. [21:16] Mat     But swords that are too sharp [21:19] Mat     are always scorned in times of peace. [21:22] Shin     Lord Matsudaira! [21:26] Shin     What is this? [21:27] Mat     A summary of the new government's     orders for the Shinsengumi. SIGN    Hijikata Toshiro [21:33] Shin     Hijikata Toshiro... [21:35] Shin     Demoted?! SIGN    Saito Shimaru [21:36] Shin     Saito Shimaru... [21:38] Shin     Resigned?! SIGN    Okita Sogo [21:40] Shin     Okita Sogo... [21:42] Shin     Seppuku?! [21:44] Mat     It's ironic. [21:47] Mat     The Shinsengumi was cast aside by the     terrifying man chosen by this new age. SIGN    Live Assembly Broadcast SIGN    Live Assembly Broadcast [21:54] Mat     He suddenly showed up in the political world, SIGN    Introductory Speech by the Prime Minister [21:56] Mat     gained immense power in the blink of an eye, [21:59] Mat     and went on to change politics itself! [22:04] Speaker     It's time for the opening comments by the     first prime minister, Donald Zuramp-kun. [22:09] Kat     I'm not Zuramp! [22:11] Kat     I'm Katsura! [22:14] Shin     Oh, this country's doomed. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Gin     I don't remember anything     like that ever being here. SIGN    Specter SIGN    Zuramp was appointed the first-ever prime minister!! SIGN    Among serious concern for the country's future, SIGN    Gintoki, who has left Edo, SIGN    arrives at a certain place... E363 - Specter Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Specter [01:39] G     It's time for the opening comments by the     first prime minister, Donald Zuramp-kun. SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!! [01:44] Kat     I'm not Zuramp! [01:46] Kat     I'm Katsura! [01:50] Kat     Oh, my mistake. [01:52] Kat     I meant that not in the sense     of a name, but as in a wig. [01:57] Kat     I wanted to go public with it before     Bunshun caught wind of it. [02:01] Kat     I am the first prime minister     of Japan, Donald Zuramp. [02:06] Kat     I stand here and speak as     your representative today, [02:09] Kat     but I'm just an ordinary human who     eats, poops, and sleeps like you all. [02:15] Kat     We stand at the precipice of a new era. [02:19] Kat     Our last two shoguns once said, [02:23] Kat     "Our country no longer needs a shogun." [02:25] Kat     And indeed, from now on,     every person in this country [02:30] Kat     will be a tiny king standing on this podium. [02:34] Kat     We cannot waste what they protected     until their dying breaths. [02:39] Kat     Within each and every one's hearts, they... [02:42] Kat     Our kings still live on! [02:45] Kat     When the countless kings across the     country join hands and become one, [02:49] Kat     our sad past will turn into     a source of pride for us! [02:52] Kat     That wasn't the day our country     was reduced to rubble! [02:56] Kat     It was the day our country was reborn! [03:04] G     Hey, look! [03:05] G     No! [03:09] G     You're a crook warping the history books. [03:11] G     This is divine punishment! [03:13] Kat     Given that, I would like to     establish some new rules. SIGN    Constitution of Japan [03:18] Kat     And by that, I mean a constitution. SIGN    Constitution of Japan [03:22] Kat     We'll be working on it together from now on, [03:24] Kat     but I've already put down the basic stuff. [03:27] Kat     It'll be distributed as a supplement     with Jump, Sunday, and Magazine. [03:28] G     Didn't he get stabbed just now? [03:29] G     I'm pretty sure he did. [03:29] Kat     Make sure you all check it out. [03:31] G     Was that an assassin? [03:32] G     Donald Zuramp! [03:34] G     Divine judgment upon the     con man ruining this country! [03:39] Kat     The journey we're about to     start will be endlessly long! [03:43] Kat     But if we all work together,     we will definitely reach our goals! [03:49] Kat     So please, everyone... [03:57] Kat     I'm not going to reject you or your beliefs. [04:00] Kat     However, true divine punishment     is much harsher. [04:07] Kat     You're fired! [04:12] Mat     I see. So it ended in failure. [04:15] Mat     Don't worry about it.     We'll have plenty more chances. [04:20] Mat     Well, there you have it. [04:22] Shin     Uh, were you just orchestrating an     assassination of the prime minister? [04:25] Mat     What kind of moron entrusts the     country to an ex-terrorist? [04:29] Shin     But don't you kind of owe him your life? [04:32] Shin     Back when you were imprisoned     on Kokujo Island... [04:35] (Flashback) Kat     I hope you understand what     this means, Matsudaira. [04:38] (Flashback) Kat     What I'm trying to open here     is the door to a new era. [04:43] (Flashback) Kat     If we escape this island and eventually     reach a stage where we rebuild the nation... [04:50] (Flashback) Mat     Okay, okay. I'll talk you up to the bakufu     or the new government or whatever. [04:56] (Flashback) Mat     If we're still alive.     Only if we're still alive. [05:01] Mat     I was sure he'd die at some point. [05:05] Shin     Wait, you're the one who brought that     monster prime minister into power?! [05:08] Shin     It's basically your fault the     Shinsengumi was dismantled! [05:12] Mat     On that note... [05:14] Mat     Have you ever killed a man? [05:17] Shin     Like hell I'd do it! [05:18] Shin     What the hell are you trying     to make me an accomplice in?! [05:21] Mat     You only have two options: SIGN    Kill [05:23] Mat     Kill, or take a life. SIGN    Take a life [05:25] Shin     They're both murder! [05:27] Soy     Katakuriko, that's enough. [05:31] Soy     I see he still remembers. [05:35] Soy     "Our kings still live on," huh? [05:40] Soy     Right. [05:41] Soy     I'm sure he'll build a wonderful country. [05:45] Soy     Just you watch. [05:51] Sak     I see. Zura's the prime minister? [05:54] Sak     Looks like Edo's goin' ta become     an even more fun place now! [05:58] Shin     It's no laughing matter, Sakamoto-san. [06:01] Tam     I'll add this to my data: [06:03] Tam     "Shinpachi-sama quit Odd Jobs [06:06] Tam     and switched to being an assassin." [06:07] Shin     Quit saying such disturbing things! [06:09] Shin     I'll dismantle you! [06:10] Tam     But you already took the money     and came to the meeting place. [06:15] Shin     I-I'm here to stop them, obviously! [06:17] (Flashback) Mat     The princess is saying that,     but I've already made preparations. [06:21] (Flashback) Mat     I arranged for a dangerous weapon     and a first-rate assassin. [06:25] (Flashback) Mat     Go to the pier, receive the weapon     from the black market dealer, [06:28] (Flashback) Mat     and meet up with the rest of the team. [06:30] Shin     Help me out here, Sakamoto-san! [06:33] Shin     You're the only one who can stop Katsura-san! [06:36] Sak     Unfortunately, I'm a bit occupied right now. [06:40] Sak     I'm on this ship called Espoir, [06:43] Sak     walkin' across an iron beam     to try to win a fortune. [06:46] Shin     So you're bankrupt?! [06:48] Sak     Help me out here, Shinpachi-kun. [06:50] Sak     You're the only one who can save me... [06:53] Shin     I'm the one calling for help! [06:55] Sak     Fine. I'll send some help your way. [06:59] Sak     I'm pretty sure Mutsu is     on Earth for some wor— [07:05] Tam     I'll add this to my data: [07:07] Tam     Kaientai Captain Sakamoto Tatsuma, dead. [07:10] Shin     Don't jinx him! [07:12] BMD     Hey. [07:14] BMD     You the recipient for the goods? [07:19] Shin     The dealer? [07:20] Shin     N-No, I'm... [07:21] Tam     Yes. From murder to arms smuggling,     Odd Jobs will do everything. [07:25] Shin     Hey! [07:26] Tam     Did I say something wrong? [07:29] Shin     I told you, I'm here to stop the plot! [07:29] BMD     Boss, they're arguing about something. [07:31] Mut     Doesn't matter. [07:32] Mut     Just hand over the goods and grab the money. [07:35] Mut     That's what we do as black market dealers. [07:38] Shin     It was you?! [07:42] Shin     How can this be? [07:44] Shin     I never dreamed you'd be a     black market dealer, Mutsu-san. [07:46] Mut     In the battle two years ago, [07:48] Mut     we Kaientai lost most of our ships. [07:53] Mut     That moron tried to recover those losses [07:55] Mut     by investing the money we     had left in cryptocurrency. [07:59] Mut     As you'd expect, he lost it     all and left us flat broke. [08:03] Mut     To bring the Kaientai back, we all     decided to raise funds separately. [08:07] Shin     Forget it! He's never coming back from that! [08:11] Mut     I've gone back to my roots and am     dabbling in some rather gray trade. [08:16] Shin     You have the skull and crossbones     right on your cape, though! [08:18] Shin     What you're doing is nearly pitch-black! [08:23] Mut     Take it and go. [08:24] Mut     We got our hands on the     ultimate weapon as ordered. [08:29] Shin     Wh-What is this? [08:36] ???     Don't show me something so     disgusting as soon as I wake up. [08:42] Mut     As far as I know, this     is the ultimate weapon. [08:46] Mut     Member of the universe's mightiest warrior     race, daughter of its best alien hunter, [08:51] Mut     and also the kid sister of     its most notorious pirate, [08:54] Mut     Kagura... [08:56] ???     Huh... So this is Earth, Mommy's other home? [09:02] Mut     Kagura's daughter, [09:05] Mut     Kanna. [09:08] Shin     The Final Fantasy Phenomenon is still going?! [10:07] Gin     That's weird. [10:09] Gin     I don't remember there     being a grave out here. [10:13] Gin     And I don't remember it being a place where     weird ghosts appeared in broad daylight. [10:19] Tak     Unfortunately, I went and made a promise [10:24] Tak     that I'd bring him back here for sure. [10:27] Gin     Then hurry up and pass on. [10:29] Gin     You finished what you came for, right? [10:33] Tak     Finished? [10:42] Tak     Only a specter can grab     another specter's hand. [10:47] Tak     Would you like to hop over to this side, too? [10:52] Gin     Takasugi, you... [10:56] G     You must be Takasugi     Shinsuke, the wanted man! [10:58] G     Quietly turn yourself in! [11:04] Gin     Takasugi! [11:08] G     Are you Takasugi's friend? [11:10] Gin     Is that what it looked like? [11:15] Hij     Leave it at that. [11:18] Hij     It's been a while since we've     caught such promising prey. [11:22] Hij     I'm getting excited. [11:26] Hij     The savior of Earth, meeting up with     an old buddy and plotting evil? [11:28] Sign     Questioning [11:31] Gin     Listen to me! [11:32] Gin     I told you, we were just     conspiring to destroy Earth! [11:37] Hij     You're supposed to make some excuse! [11:39] Hij     You should be trying to     prove your innocence here! [11:41] Hij     Like you'd have the balls     to destroy Earth, anyway! [11:44] Gin     If you know that, then     don't ask me to begin with! [11:47] Hij     Again, come up with some excuse! [11:49] Gin     Let's make it quick. [11:50] Gin     I can't be bothered making excuses anymore. [11:53] Gin     I bet you'll take your demotion out on     me by torturing and then executing me. [11:57] Hij     Who got demoted? [11:59] Gin     Then why're you doing this     out here in the boonies? [12:03] Gin     Well, if you don't wanna talk, that's fine. [12:06] Gin     We have all the time in the world. [12:08] Gin     Hey, get us two katsudons. [12:11] Gin     One covered in mayonnaise. [12:13] ???     Roger. [12:14] Hij     Why are you making it look like     I'm the one being questioned? [12:17] Gin     If you wanna make someone talk,     you've gotta first spill it all yourself. [12:21] Gin     Give me everything you've got, Toshi. [12:23] Hij     Who do you think you are? What's     with that stern-yet-caring gaze?! [12:31] Hij     The Shinsengumi have just split     up temporarily for reasons. [12:36] Gin     Oh, really? [12:41] Hij     After abandoning Edo and Odd Jobs     and disappearing for two years, [12:45] Hij     I was wondering how you     could face yourself in life, [12:50] Hij     but this is just stupid. [12:51] Hij     It's the same old stupid face     I'd grown tired of seeing. [12:56] Hij     Did you know? [12:58] Hij     On that day two years ago, [13:00] Hij     Takasugi's group wasn't the only one     that vanished from the Heavenly Bird. [13:03] Hij     There was one other entity. [13:06] Hij     The Tendoshu. [13:09] Hij     At a glance, they were just lumps of meat, [13:11] Hij     but it seems Utsuro's blood     still remained within them. [13:17] Hij     And lately, out in space, [13:20] Hij     there've been frequent terrorist attacks     in countries that nationalized Altana. [13:24] Hij     Rumors are spreading that     the Tendoshu have revived [13:28] Hij     and have returned to take back     the Altana they lost. [13:31] Gin     And you're saying he was behind it all? [13:34] Hij     No, I can't say anything for sure. [13:37] Gin     He covered his hands in blood to overturn     the world the Tendoshu and Utsuro created. [13:43] Hij     But... [13:45] Hij     He was never picky about the     means to his ends, either, was he? [13:50] Hij     What if, just like you did when you     cast aside Odd Jobs and left, [13:53] Hij     he had something he had to do, too? [13:57] Gin     It's not like I had some big reason. [14:01] ???     If you don't talk, we'll be forced     to arrest you as a prime suspect. [14:07] ???     Is that what you want? [14:08] Gin     It'd be a great help, getting     a place to sleep for free. [14:11] ???     Hijikata-san, [14:12] ???     it seems that further questioning     would be a waste of time. [14:15] Hij     Yeah. [14:17] Hij     But first, there's something I want to ask. [14:21] Hij     Who are you? [14:24] Hij     You joined in like it was     nothing, but who are you? [14:27] ???     Just a mob character. [14:29] Hij     But you stand out too much for that. [14:31] Hij     Could you be Robo— [14:32] ???     I'm Mobcop. [14:33] Hij     What the hell is a Mobcop? [14:34] Mob     Pardon the late introduction. [14:36] Mob     I'm actually Metal Constable 001,     introduced by the new government. [14:41] Mob     Today is my first day on the job. [14:43] Hij     Look, you stand out too     much for a mob character! [14:46] Hij     Could you shut up? You're     distracting from the topic. [14:49] Mob     Oh, I'm sorry. I got too worked up. [14:54] Hij     Odd Jobs, you're free     to keep your mouth shut, [14:58] Hij     but there's a chance you could     hurt Edo with that choice. [15:03] Hij     Is that okay with you? [15:05] Hij     Is that all Edo means to you these days? [15:10] Hij     Or what is it? [15:12] Hij     Do you believe... [15:15] Hij     Too distracting! [15:17] Hij     What have you been dropping over there?! [15:20] Mob     I was just making katsudon. [15:21] Hij     Where the hell are you     dumping the cutlets from?! [15:24] Mob     I'm sorry. I'll spew out some     mayonnaise right away, too. [15:26] Hij     Don't want it! [15:27] Hij     And why's more than half your     body made up of cooking tools?! [15:31] Hij     I'm telling you, you stand out too much! [15:32] Hij     Nobody can focus with you in the frame! [15:35] Hij     If you're a mob character, act like one! [15:37] Mob     How about just letting me handle     this investigation, then? [15:41] Hij     Huh? [15:42] Mob     I've been coded with a wealth of knowledge     amassed by the police over time. [15:46] Mob     Winning over a man like him     would be a piece of cake for me. [15:49] Hij     That's some big talk, little man. [15:52] Mob     Hey, you! [15:53] Mob     Think about your mum back home! [15:56] Hij     That's too cliched. [15:58] Hij     Like you could win over this     punk with such sentimental crap. [16:01] Mob     Do you want to make your mum sad? [16:05] Mob     If I use the weapon I've been equipped with, [16:08] Mob     your mum and the three-kilometer area     around her will be reduced to embers. [16:11] Hij     I didn't see that threat coming! [16:13] Gun     I hate to break it to ya, but I don't     even know if I still have a mum. [16:17] Gun     What about you, though? [16:18] Gun     How could you turn the body your parents     gave you into something so metallic? [16:22] Gun     They must be so sad. [16:25] Mob     Don't be silly. [16:26] Mob     There isn't anyone who would     be saddened over this Mobcop. [16:30] Mob     Is that really true, though? [16:32] Mob     I have no memories of my     life before my remodeling. [16:35] Hij     Hey! Why's a mob character     entering a flashback?! [16:38] Mob     But from what I've heard, [16:40] Mob     I got into an accident and     was in critical condition [16:42] Mob     when I offered my body up as     a test subject for Mobcop. [16:46] Hij     Nobody cares about you! [16:49] Mob     Was there nobody saddened by that? [16:54] Mob     No, wait. The fact that nobody's     looking for me tells the whole story. [16:59] Mob     I've been forgotten by one and all. [17:02] Mob     And I forgot everything so     I wouldn't remember that! [17:06] Hij     What's the point of you spilling your guts? [17:09] Gin     Someone who didn't have anybody to     sadden would never shed those things. [17:14] Gin     Even if your memories are gone,     your body still remembers [17:18] Gin     that you once had people dear to you,     people you would shed tears over. [17:23] Gin     They just haven't recognized     you in your changed state. [17:28] Gin     If you put your name out there,     they'll surely come running to you. [17:32] Mob     R-Really? [17:33] Hij     Hey, who are we questioning here? [17:36] Gin     Yeah. [17:37] Gin     So don't fear. Remember. [17:39] Gin     Who are you? [17:41] Gin     Were you plotting evil with Takasugi? [17:44] Hij     Don't try to frame him for your crimes! [17:50] Mob     I think I'm starting to remember!     It's at the tip of my helmet! [17:55] Mob     My ID! Where's my ID?! [17:57] Gin     Your ID? [17:58] Mob     The only lead to my past life! [18:00] Mob     My police ID still had my photo... [18:09] Hij     Oh... [18:09] Gin     Oh... [18:13] Hij     I forgot about him. [18:13] Gin     I forgot about him. [18:14] Ymz     Are you kidding me?! [18:18] Ymz     I remember now. [18:22] Ymz     Thanks to you guys forgetting about     me, I've got this cool body now! [18:27] Ymz     And my real body is being treated, put up     for display in briefs that have skid marks! [18:35] Gin     Wait, hold up! We didn't forget you! [18:39] Gin     We've just been busy since then, [18:41] Gin     so we forgot—er, put you     on the back burner for a bit! [18:45] Hij     We remembered him, right? [18:46] Gin     Totally remembered him! [18:47] Gin     I'm so glad to see you're     doing well, uh, er... [18:53] Gin     Shibasaki-kun? [18:54] Ymz     So you did forget! [19:00] Hij     Why, you little! [19:03] Gin     You guys are still the same, too. [19:08] Gin     What about them? [19:10] Gin     Are the Odd Jobs guys doing all right? [19:14] Hij     Go see for yourself! [19:21] G     After him! [19:24] Hij     That moron! [19:30] Mut     Well, it's in your hands now. [19:33] Tam     Shinpachi-sama. [19:35] Tam     Shinpachi-sama? [19:36] Tam     Shinpachi-sama! [19:38] Kan     Hey, what're you doing? [19:40] Kan     I wanna hurry up and explore Edo, 'kay? [19:42] Kan     Can I go on ahead? [19:44] Tam     I'm sorry. Something's     wrong with Shinpachi-sama. [19:47] Tam     Hey! [19:48] Kan     That probably won't help. [19:51] Kan     He dropped this earlier. [19:54] Kan     Mommy told me that there are creatures on     Earth whose glasses are their real body. [20:00] Shin     Wait, who the hell is your mommy?! [20:04] Kan     See? [20:05] Shin     Th-That was close! [20:07] Shin     My heart and straight man     routine had stopped. [20:10] Shin     Wh-What's going on? [20:11] Shin     Kagura-chan's daughter? [20:13] Shin     Th-That can't be. [20:14] Shin     You won't trick me anymore, Final Fantasy! [20:17] Kan     You're Pachi-boy, Mommy's lackey, right? [20:20] Shin     Who're you calling a lackey?! [20:22] Kan     I've heard all about it. [20:23] Kan     About how there are a bunch of base     lifeforms on Earth that I've never seen. [20:28] Shin     So all you heard was bitching?! [20:29] Shin     J-Just drop it already! [20:31] Shin     There's no way you can be Kagura-chan's kid! [20:33] Shin     She was only 14 back then! [20:35] Shin     Even now, she's only 16! [20:37] Shin     Sh-She'd never do something so dirty! [20:40] Shin     Neither I nor Jump will ever accept it! [20:42] Kan     Dirty? Is having a kid a dirty thing? [20:45] Kan     What about it is dirty? [20:47] Shin     Well, uh... Please stop looking     at me with stars in your eyes. [20:52] Shin     Wh-Who's your father, then? [20:54] Kan     A banana. [20:56] Shin     That's not what I meant. [20:58] Shin     Um, whose banana? [21:03] Kan     When she ate too many bananas and     puked, I came out, apparently. [21:07] Shin     She gave birth like King Piccolo?! [21:09] Shin     Is that how it goes for Yato?! [21:11] Kan     Nah, she said it was a technique     she was taught on some planet. [21:15] Kan     Apparently, it's more like     cloning than giving birth. [21:17] Shin     That's not the kind of move     a heroine should learn! [21:22] Shin     Then you are... [21:25] Shin     Has Kagura-chan been well? [21:27] Shin     And Sadaharu? [21:29] ???     What's this? [21:32] ???     I asked for a weapon to kill     the prime minister with, [21:36] ???     not something else for me to kill. [21:37] Shin     That's... [21:39] (Flashback) Mat     I arranged for a first-rate assassin. [21:46] ???     Hey. [21:49] ???     I'll let you guys check the     contents of those boxes. [21:53] ???     Leave this to me. [22:01] ???     You can't tell if a weapon's     any good until you use it. [22:05] ???     Show me... [22:07] ???     what you've done these     past two years, Odd Jobs! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Preview [23:44] Gin     In reality, that's probably the right answer. [23:47] Tak     I'm always prepared to look back. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Two in Girl Years      Is Equal to Ten in Man Years SIGN    Old buddies have changed drastically SIGN    in every way over these two years. SIGN    Wandering alone after leaving Odd Jobs, SIGN    how does Gintoki feel right now? E364 - Two in Girl Years Is Equal to Ten in Man Years Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!! [00:05] Mut     Take it and go. [00:06] Mut     We got our hands on the     ultimate weapon as ordered. [00:12] Mut     As far as I know, this     is the ultimate weapon. [00:16] ???     Huh... So this is Earth, Mommy's other home? [00:22] Mut     Kagura's daughter, [00:25] Mut     Kanna. [00:26] Gin     That's weird. [00:28] Gin     I don't remember there     being a grave out here. [00:35] Tak     Only a specter can grab     another specter's hand. [00:40] Tak     Would you like to hop over to this side, too? [00:44] ???     What's this? [00:46] ???     I asked for a weapon to kill     the prime minister with, [00:50] ???     not something else for me to kill. [00:58] ???     You can't tell if a weapon's     any good until you use it. [01:02] ???     Show me, Odd Jobs... [01:04] ???     what you've done these     past two years! [01:06] Shin     O-Okita-san?! [01:11] Shin     Hey, Okita-san! [01:13] Shin     Wait! [01:14] Shin     Time out! Time out! [01:15] Oki     Wow. You've gotten a bit better, huh? [01:21] G     Okita-san! If you wanna     fight, take it elsewhere! [01:24] Shin     You guys! [01:26] Shin     Wasn't the Shinsengumi disbanded? [01:28] Shin     And wasn't Okita-san forced     to commit seppuku?! [01:30] Oki     Yeah. The Shinsengumi died, and so did I. [01:34] Oki     We weren't needed in this     peaceful world, apparently. [01:37] Oki     But there's still a bunch of pests in this     country who threaten that peace, [01:43] Oki     so we were reborn as a group that kills     them in the new government's stead: [01:50] Oki     the Japanese Office of Homeland Security's     Department of Environmental Control... [01:56] Oki     Damn, that's long. [01:58] Oki     Just call us the mafia. [01:59] Shi     So in the end, you're just mafia?! [02:00] Kan     Hey, how long are you     gonna keep up this farce? [02:04] Shin     This is dangerous, Kanna-chan! Stay back! [02:06] Kan     What about him is dangerous? [02:09] Kan     He's got no bloodlust,     and his strikes are slow. [02:11] Kan     Each hit couldn't be more light. [02:16] Shin     Kanna-chan?! [02:19] Kan     Looks like you were finally     out to kill with that one. [02:22] Oki     How amusing. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Two in Girl Years     Is Equal to Ten in Man Years [04:03] G     Hmm... A one-eyed samurai? [04:06] G     Sorry. Can't say I recognize him. [04:11] W     He does seem somewhat familiar. [04:13] W     Don't tell anyone we said that, please. [04:16] W     Cripes, that's scary. [04:18] W     What? Did this guy do something bad? [04:21] W     I'm sure he did. [04:22] W     Murder? Drugs? Et cetera? [04:24] W     It's gotta be the et cetera, right?     He totally looks like the et cetera sort. [04:27] W     Hey, y'all. Have you seen this samurai? [04:30] W     He's done et cetera,     apparently. That's so scary. [04:32] W     No idea. I've never seen     a face anything like that. [04:35] W     Oh, but I did see a samurai earlier. [04:37] W     Think it was on the street that-a-way. [04:43] G     Why, you... [04:45] G     You walk into us and don't even apologize? [04:48] G     And what's with that smug look? [04:49] G     Draw that thing on your waist! [04:53] G     What a coward. [04:55] G     I bet your sword down there     can't satisfy a woman, either. [05:02] Hen     I hate to break it to you, [05:04] Hen     but my goal is to lead all ladies,     young and old, to happiness. [05:09] Hen     That's what a feminist     wields his sword for— [05:12] G     H-Hey, bro, that guy's ours. [05:15] G     Um, don't you think you're going too far? [05:19] G     Th-This bitch is packing heat! [05:21] ---     Shit! Beat it, quick! [05:23] Mat     Finally, we've got a lead. [05:26] Mat     White Yaksha... [05:29] Mat     Is Shinsuke-sama alive? [05:34] Mat     Then, Shinsuke-sama is... [05:36] Gin     He ain't dead. [05:39] Gin     But I don't know if I can     call him alive, either. [05:43] Mat     That's not important. [05:45] Mat     I'm just glad to know he's     still alive, no matter how. [05:49] Gin     Anyway, what are you planning     to do after you find Takasugi? [05:53] Hen     The Kiheitai aren't done yet. [05:56] Hen     We'll simply help him achieve     whatever his goal is. [06:00] Gin     Don't bother. [06:03] Gin     He's probably acting solely     for himself right now. [06:08] Gin     If you show up now, he'll be forced to stop. [06:14] Gin     Otherwise, he'd never have left you behind. [06:19] Gin     If you're okay with that,     too, then suit yourselves. [06:25] Gin     In reality, that's probably the right answer. [06:28] Gin     Later! [06:34] Gin     Hey, pops. [06:37] Gin     I'm in the mood for a drink.     Get me something with that money. [06:45] Mat     White Yaksha! [06:49] Mat     Who the hell are those guys? [07:00] Mat     White Yaksha! [07:04] Gin     Stay away! [07:05] Gin     Crap! Please help me! [07:08] Mat     What happened to "Stay away"?! [07:10] Hen     I've heard that the White     Yaksha has a weakness. [07:15] Hen     When he was a child, he was cursed by a     strange fruit and became unable to swim. [07:20] Mat     What? He gets a new trait     this late in the story?! [07:23] Mat     Don't tell me that fruit was... [07:25] Hen     Indeed. [07:26] Hen     He tried to split a watermelon using     the scent of its sugar content alone, [07:30] Hen     nearly drowned, became unable to swim, and     gained a sloppy, rubbery persona instead. [07:36] Mat     Uh, the fruit had nothing to do with that!     He's just a good-for-nothing who can't swim! [07:49] Gin     Dammit! I can't hold out any longer! [08:18] Gin     Heya, [08:19] Gin     mastermind. [08:22] Gin     Did you come to get a bird's-eye     view, like a typical mastermind? [08:26] Gin     You're rather close to the ground, though. [08:28] Gin     Try wearing some high heels     or something, Teeny-Weeny-kun. [08:33] Tak     If I were the mastermind,     I wouldn't screw up like this. [08:36] Tak     I wouldn't screw up and get on     Takasugi Shinsuke's bad side. [08:40] Tak     Hand over what you've got in your pocket. [08:43] Tak     I never expected you'd have it. [08:47] Tak     No wonder they're so desperate. [08:50] Tak     As long as you have that thing, they'll     chase you to the ends of the world. [08:55] Tak     So give it to me and let     us specters handle it. [08:58] Mat     Shinsuke-sama! [09:00] Gin     Why not say something to them, too? [09:03] Gin     Something like, "don't follow me,"     or even "forget about me." [09:07] Gin     Or wait, are you the one who     can't forget about them? [09:10] Gin     I don't think you'll get     very far like that... [09:15] Gin     What the hell are you doing? [09:17] Gin     When Gin-san's speaking with a serious face, [09:19] Gin     not even villains should interrupt him!     Don't you know that unspoken rule?! [09:23] Tak     If you won't wash your hands of this,     I'll just take the thing after you drown. [09:27] Gin     Wait, wait! What thing?! [09:29] Gin     The porn you lent me when we were kids? [09:31] Gin     I'll give it back! [09:32] Gin     Was it Erotopia? Temple Babes? [09:34] Gin     Wait, you liked the amateur     stuff, didn't you? [09:37] Tak     I don't remember ever lending     or borrowing crap like that. [09:39] Gin     Oh, right! You must've let me have it! [09:41] Gin     You were a rich boy, after all. [09:43] Gin     Then, the NES cartridges I lost... [09:44] Tak     Give back my Portopia Serial Murder Case. [09:46] Gin     Portopia was a loan, though?! [09:48] Gin     You played Portopia?! [09:50] Tak     It's all too late, Gintoki. [09:53] Tak     Looks like we can't turn back or     look back on the past anymore. [09:58] Tak     Well, I guess there'd be nothing     to say, even if we did look back. [10:04] Mat     Shinsuke-sama! [10:33] Gin     Takasugi! You bastard! [10:36] Tak     Relax. Even if you die, I won't     let them have the thing. [10:40] Tak     I'll keep it much safer than you ever could. [10:42] Gin     Safer?! [10:43] Gin     As if a delusional punk who was     talking about destroying the world [10:46] Gin     could ever keep Portopia safe! [10:47] Tak     I'm not talking about Portopia! [10:49] Gin     Don't get cocky just because     you can swim a little. [10:52] Gin     With my ability to sink like a stone, I can     easily pull you to the bottom of this river! [10:57] Tak     Is that something to be proud of? [10:58] Gin     Ow, ow! Water up my nose! [11:00] Gin     You'll pay for this! [11:01] Tak     Hand it over already! [11:13] Gin     Get 'em! [11:17] Hij     Squad 3, evacuate the residents! [11:20] Hij     Squads 1 and 2, hurry to the scene! [11:23] Ymz     Vice Chief! [11:24] Hij     Yamazaki! Sitrep! [11:26] Ymz     Not many losses in the city center! [11:28] Hij     Uh, aren't you causing the most losses? [11:32] Ymz     All those who had collapsed     seem to be Naraku. [11:35] Ymz     They were probably done in by the two     samurai mentioned in the witness reports. [11:39] Hij     Two samurai? [11:41] Hij     It's gotta be them! [11:46] Gin     We've both gone really downhill, huh? [11:48] Gin     You're only supposed to have someone     trustworthy watch your back. [11:53] Gin     But we've both got the most untrustworthy     bastard in the world behind us. [11:57] Tak     Don't worry, Gintoki. [12:00] Tak     I'm ready to turn around at any moment. [12:04] Tak     I'm not against killing you to help myself. [12:08] Tak     Don't you think we stand here right now     because we don't hold back with each other? [12:16] Tak     But the annoying lapdogs     will come sniffing soon. [12:21] Hij     Those guys! [12:23] Tak     Look offshore. [12:26] Tak     I have a ship ready.     Come with me if you want to. [12:30] Tak     Our methods may differ, but it     seems your goal's the same as mine. [12:35] Tak     In that case, you should     exploit me for all I'm worth. [12:40] Tak     Or else you won't be able     to keep this thing safe. [12:44] Gin     Why, you... Was it back then? [12:47] Tak     Well, that's only if you     can swim all the way there. [12:50] Gin     Takasugi, you bastard! [12:59] Shin     A-Amazing. [13:02] Kan     Are you done now? [13:04] Oki     Now I see how it is. [13:08] Oki     But while this may be enough to kill     Katsura, I don't know about the others! [13:13] Kan     Others? [13:15] Oki     We didn't call for you guys. [13:18] Oki     We need the boss's help in case     an enemy we can't take shows up! [13:25] Oki     Sakata Gintoki. [13:28] Oki     What's wrong? [13:31] Oki     Your movements suddenly got sloppy. [13:34] Oki     Wait a second. [13:36] Oki     Is your father... [13:38] Kan     Like hell! [13:40] Shin     That's enough! [13:42] Shin     I will not let you sully the     name of Odd Jobs anymore. [13:45] Shin     He... Gin-san... [13:48] Shin     He ate so many sweets, he's impo— [13:50] Kan     What are you even talking about?! [13:52] Kan     I didn't come here to     bring Odd Jobs back! [13:56] Kan     If that's what you want, try someone else! [13:59] Oki     What are you saying? [14:00] Oki     If you wanna be hands-off about it,     try ripping these hands off by force! [14:04] Kan     You don't have to tell me. [14:06] Kan     That's my plan! [14:08] Oki     Do you really think you can     shake me off like that? [14:12] Shin     Look, I'll ignore the fact that     you're using me as a weapon! [14:16] Shin     Please just hit the target! [14:20] Oki     68.20 meters. [14:21] Shin     When did the rules change? [14:24] Oki     I haven't felt these     goosebumps in a long time. [14:28] Kan     Huh? What the heck are you talking about? [14:30] Oki     I fought your mom like this all the time. [14:33] Shin     I don't understand the rules! [14:35] Oki     We crossed swords more often     than we exchanged words. [14:38] Oki     But, at times, swords speak     much louder than words! [14:42] Shin     Are you even competing anymore?! [14:44] Oki     One fight is all I need     to see through your lies. [14:50] Kan     I don't really get it, but okay. [14:53] Shin     No need for the nom nom time! [14:56] Oki     Your mom's already here, right? [15:00] Oki     I thought she'd show up at once     if I hurt her daughter a little. [15:04] Oki     But I can't hold back any longer. Don't     you care what happens to your daughter? [15:09] Kan     Who are you even talking to?! [15:14] Oki     Call her. [15:15] Oki     "Mom, help me!" [15:18] Shin     Kanna-chan! [15:20] Oki     Actually, he might be more     effective bait than the daughter. [15:31] Shin     K-Kanna-chan? [15:33] Oki     Wrong. [15:35] Oki     Looks like she's finally back... [15:38] Oki     That stubborn girl. [15:39] Shin     Wait, could it be... [15:43] Shin     Something unbalanced showed up! [16:06] Oki     Yo. [16:08] Oki     Welcome back. [16:14] Shin     K-Kanna-chan. [16:17] Shin     Are you... [16:19] Oki     She never existed in the first place. [16:22] Oki     That's not her daughter or her clone. [16:28] Oki     It's just her. [16:31] Kag     I see you're still the same old jerk. [16:34] Kag     Said your prayers yet? [16:37] Oki     Prayers for what? [16:39] Oki     You haven't changed, either. [16:44] Oki     Same lousy follow-through. [17:04] Shin     Kagura-chan. [17:05] Shin     Or should I call you Kanna-chan instead? [17:09] Shin     I don't mind either way. [17:11] Shin     Just the fact that you returned to Earth... [17:14] Shin     Oh, it wouldn't be a return     for Kanna-chan, would it? [17:18] Kag     You haven't changed at all, Shinpachi. [17:20] Kag     Still needlessly looking out for others. [17:24] Kag     I was a fool. [17:26] Kag     You don't have to call me Kanna anymore. [17:29] Kag     Granny Kagura will do. [17:31] Shin     It wasn't Kagura-chan or Kanna-chan! [17:34] Kag     I used a bit too much power. [17:37] Kag     I'm going to lie down for a bit, Michiko-san. [17:41] Kag     Hup. [17:43] Shin     Who the hell is Michiko-san?! [17:44] Shin     First a little girl, and now an old bag?     What's going on with you, Granny Kagura? [17:47] Kag     Let's see... I think it was     around thirty years ago. [17:53] Shin     You haven't lived that long, Granny Kagura! [17:56] Kag     Back then, I was a bombshell     babe and so popular on Earth, [18:01] Kag     I got sick of the attention and left. [18:05] Shin     Don't give yourself fake     memories, Granny Kagura. [18:06] Kag     And so began my journey to turn my     beloved dog, Rogers, back to normal. [18:14] Shin     Don't forget your beloved     dog's name, Granny Kagura! [18:16] Kag     But I couldn't find a way to     turn Bolognese back to normal. [18:21] Shin     Keep the name consistent, Granny Kagura. [18:24] Kag     As I went from planet to planet, from     one harsh environment to another, [18:28] Kag     my body couldn't keep up. [18:31] Kag     That's when he appeared in front of me. [18:36] (Flashback) G     ZZ? Z, Z? [18:38] Shin     Huh? What's this? [18:38] (Flashback) G     ZZZZ... [18:39] Shin     Who's that? What's he saying? [18:41] (Flashback) Kag     ZZZZ? ZZ! [18:43] Shin     Oh, you can speak it, too?     What language is this, even? [18:43] (Flashback) Kag     ZZZZZ, ZZZ. [18:45] Kag     Zzzzz... [18:48] Shin     Hey, gran. What's that thing     coming out of your nose? [18:52] Shin     Can I burst it? Will you keep going if I do? [18:56] Kag     That's how I ended up with this body. [18:59] Shin     You zzz'd through the most important part! [19:01] Kag     But all my efforts were in vain. [19:06] Kag     In the end, I couldn't change a thing. [19:13] Kag     I talked a big game and left     Earth, but achieved nothing. [19:21] Kag     How was I supposed to come     back and face everyone? [19:26] Kag     Hey, tell me! [19:28] Shin     Not with that face, at least. [19:32] Kag     Now that I've rested a bit,     I've mostly gone back to normal. [19:35] Shin     Your face looks like Baron Ashura's, though! [19:40] Shin     Kagura-chan. [19:42] Shin     You have nothing to feel bad about. [19:44] Shin     You took on our feelings and went     on a journey to save Sadaharu. [19:50] Shin     Odd Jobs didn't disband because of you. [19:54] Shin     Even if you hadn't left,     I think he would have... [19:58] Oki     Vanished? [20:00] Oki     Then maybe the boss really     did know all along... [20:05] Oki     that he was still alive, too. [20:08] Shin     Who do you mean? [20:14] G     Boss, you okay? [20:17] Tak     Sorry. I kept you waiting. [20:20] G     No problem! Anything to help     the hero Takasugi Shinsuke! [20:26] G     Weigh anchor! [20:27] Tak     Hold on. [20:33] Tak     There's no way he'd come, huh? [20:37] Tak     I guess this is where we part forever. [20:39] Tak     Takechi, Matako, forgive me. [20:48] Gin     Give it back. [20:50] Tak     How did you get here? [20:51] Gin     Isn't that obvious? [20:53] Gin     Since I can't swim, I just walked. [20:58] Tak     Looks like you've seen far     more carnage than I have. [21:03] Tak     I guess you need to be ready for that if     you want to carry something so dangerous. [21:10] Tak     Where did you get it? [21:11] Gin     I was looking for something else, actually. [21:15] Gin     This is just a byproduct     I found during the process. [21:19] Gin     The famous sweet shop Enshichi's     specialty bean-jam mochi. [21:22] Tak     Not that! [21:23] Gin     What was that for? I'd been     saving it to relish the taste! [21:27] Gin     Wow, they're yummy even     when eaten with my eyes! [21:28] Tak     What the hell are you making me steal? [21:31] Gin     Huh? Didn't you wanna try them, too? [21:34] Gin     Oh, then how about this Kyoto specialty— [21:36] Tak     Not that, either! [21:37] Gin     How could you tell before seeing it?! [21:40] Tak     As if you'd get people like that     on your tail over tourist food! [21:42] Gin     What if the rest of the sentence had been     "Yoshioka Riho covered in yatsuhashi"? [21:47] Gin     Can I eat her? Can I eat her     along with the yatsuhashi? [21:49] Tak     Sure. Get diarrhea and die. [21:53] Tak     You've already got it, haven't you? [22:00] Tak     Utsuro's... [22:03] Tak     Yoshida Shoyo's heart. SIGN    Preview [23:40] Gin     I found something I needed to do     as Shoka Sonjuku's Sakata Gintoki. [23:46] Tak     If you wanna save him, go ahead. [23:47] Tak     You can do that now. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Salvation SIGN    The path Gintoki walked these past two years, SIGN    and the path Takasugi walked these past two years... SIGN    They converge into one point. SIGN    And their teacher's existence once again... E365 - Salvation Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!! [00:06] Shin     He's alive? [00:08] Shin     What are you talking about, Okita-san? [00:11] Shin     Don't tell me... [00:13] Shin     You mean... [00:15] Oki     Utsuro. [00:18] Oki     Yoshida Shoyo. [00:20] Oki     Nah. [00:21] Oki     He might've taken a completely different     form that's neither of them now, [00:28] Oki     but he's still alive. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Salvation [02:13] Shin     When did you know that he wasn't dead yet? [02:20] Gin     I knew all along. [02:22] Gin     Back then, he willingly threw     himself into the ley line. [02:29] Gin     But he was born from Altana anyway. [02:33] Gin     So it'd be no surprise if he came back     reborn from some part of it. [02:41] Gin     To top it off, I heard what he said. [02:45] (Flashback) Uts     Humans. [02:48] (Flashback) Uts     This isn't the end. [02:52] (Flashback) Uts     You have gone and chosen... [02:57] (Flashback) Uts     An endless war, [03:00] (Flashback) Uts     and a life dyed in sorrow and suffering. [03:06] (Flashback) Uts     Nobody can save your teacher anymore. [03:12] Gin     He tried to end the world. [03:16] Gin     We managed to stop that, [03:19] Gin     but we couldn't manage to save our teacher. [03:25] Gin     So I went back to being alone. [03:29] Gin     Not a member of Odd Jobs,     but just a student again. [03:33] Gin     I found something I needed to do     as Shoka Sonjuku's Sakata Gintoki. [03:40] (Flashback) Ane     Investigate all the gates? [03:43] (Flashback) Ane     But why? [03:45] (Flashback) Mone     Gates are spiritual points where energy from     the ley lines gushes out to the surface. [03:51] (Flashback) Mone     They differ in size and are     scattered all across the world. [03:55] (Flashback) Mone     Not even we, the priestesses of the     Golden Dragon, know about all of them. [04:03] (Flashback) Mone     And you want to go around     checking every single one? [04:19] (Flashback) Mone     We've worshiped that gate for generations. [04:24] (Flashback) Mone     As such, we've witnessed strange happenings     in these lands every now and then. [04:30] (Flashback) Mone     But that one stood out among them all. [04:35] (Flashback) Mone     At first, we thought it was an animal corpse. [04:39] (Flashback) Mone     But within a few days, [04:41] (Flashback) Mone     it began taking a different form. [04:45] (Flashback) Mone     But that, um... What do I even call it? [04:51] (Flashback) Mone     I'm not the least bit certain. [04:54] (Flashback) Mone     Is this child human? [05:44] Gin     I couldn't put an end to it. [05:54] Gin     I don't know if he knew how I felt or not. [06:00] Gin     He just grew rapidly in the blink of an eye. [06:08] Gin     Not only did he never talk to me, but he     never even expressed any will or desire. [06:13] Gin     He just quietly followed me, [06:19] Gin     no matter where I went. [06:30] (Flashback) Gin     Sheesh. [06:32] (Flashback) Gin     Can't you at least ask for help? [06:36] (Flashback) Gin     Actually, I guess I'm the one     being unfathomable here. [06:40] (Flashback) Gin     I feel like I'm raising a final boss. [06:44] (Flashback) Sho     You have to grow stronger than     me using your own sword. [06:50] (Flashback) Gin     Is this how you used to feel, Shoyo? [07:02] (Flashback) Sho     No, I don't think so. [07:06] (Flashback) Sho     Compared to how you were as a kid, [07:08] (Flashback) Sho     I was a much cuter, much     better boy, wasn't I? [07:17] (Flashback) Gin     Shoyo? [07:20] (Flashback) Gin     Are you... Shoyo? [07:24] (Flashback) Sho     Shoyo? That sounds so nostalgic. [07:28] (Flashback) Sho     I've been called many, many names     and have lived just as many lives. [07:35] (Flashback) Sho     But of those countless old names,     I remembered just this one. [07:40] (Flashback) Sho     That's who I am. [07:42] (Flashback) Sho     You're the one who made me remember, Gintoki. [07:47] (Flashback) Sho     So I want to tell you while I still can... [07:51] (Flashback) Sho     Entrust you with this while I'm still myself. [07:56] (Flashback) Sho     Gintoki, I... [08:15] (Flashback) Sho     Good grief. [08:17] (Flashback) Sho     It seems we have some unwanted visitors. [08:26] (Flashback) Sho     I'm sorry, [08:29] (Flashback) Sho     but I won't let you have him. [08:35] (Flashback) Sho     This is my heart right now. [08:39] (Flashback) Sho     Utsuro... We must not be left     to roam free in this world. [08:48] (Flashback) Sho     I entrust it to you. [08:55] (Flashback) Sho     I'm sorry I caused you     trouble to the very end. [08:59] (Flashback) Sho     And I'm truly happy to have met you again... [09:07] Gin     Utsuro lost his body in     the battle two years ago. [09:13] Gin     But the massive amount of Altana within him [09:16] Gin     combined with the Altana he fell     into and regenerated his body. [09:23] Gin     So now that I have this, Utsuro     will never come back to life again. [09:29] Gin     Looks like the remnants of the Naraku were     working behind the scenes to bring him back, [09:34] Gin     but he stopped them by gouging out     his own heart and giving it to me. [09:40] Gin     I spent these past two years wandering     everywhere, trying to save him. [09:45] Gin     But in the end, he had to     go and save me yet again. [09:51] Tak     What exactly is the salvation you speak of? [09:54] Tak     Putting an end to Sensei     and Utsuro as he wished? [10:00] Tak     If so, why carry that around like     it's some precious treasure? [10:04] Tak     Maybe it's your resolve that's     wavering and wandering. [10:10] Tak     Then why not just give it back to Utsuro? [10:15] Gin     Takasugi, you... [10:17] Tak     Not a bad idea if it means we     can see Sensei again, right? [10:22] Tak     Though it'll be a gamble on     whether he or Utsuro shows up. [10:26] Gin     What's wrong with you?! [10:28] Tak     Don't get so worked up. [10:29] Tak     I don't intend to take that     gamble. There's no need. [10:32] Gin     Huh? What do you mean? [10:34] Tak     Why bring him back to life? [10:40] Tak     His body's still alive. [10:45] Tak     After you received his heart,     the Naraku took Utsuro's body back. [10:51] Tak     It's in an inanimate state, but that's     probably more convenient for them. [10:56] Gin     Convenient? [10:57] Gin     Weren't they coming for the heart     so they could bring Utsuro back? [11:02] Tak     Nope. [11:04] Tak     I don't know about the Naraku, [11:06] Tak     but the people controlling them... [11:08] Gin     Wait, you mean... [11:17] Gin     Takasugi, you... [11:21] Gin     How'd your body end up like that? [11:24] Gin     What did you see, and where? [11:27] Gin     What did you learn? [11:37] Gin     Takasugi, you... [11:40] Gin     How'd your body end up like that? [11:43] Gin     What did you see, and where? [11:45] Gin     What did you learn? [11:55] (Flashback) Tak     I'm sorry. [11:56] (Flashback) Tak     I don't think I can take your     ashes back to the Shoka Sonjuku. [12:03] (Flashback) Tak     Before I drop dead, there's     something else I need to do. [12:11] (Flashback) Tak     I must destroy them, if nobody else! [12:29] (Flashback) Ten     To think there'd still be someone     who'd point such eyes at us. [12:35] (Flashback) Ten     Right now, we have no power. [12:39] (Flashback) Ten     We can't even die. [12:42] (Flashback) Tak     So what? [12:46] (Flashback) Tak     My left eye knows... [12:49] (Flashback) Tak     What you did, [12:52] (Flashback) Tak     and what it is I must do. [12:57] (Flashback) Tak     If you don't know how to die, I'll teach you. [13:02] (Flashback) U     How cruel is that? [13:06] (Flashback) U     They were no more than pawns. [13:09] (Flashback) U     The one who really cursed you students     and your teacher to this fate [13:14] (Flashback) U     was me, was it not? [13:16] (Flashback) U     If you must kill someone, kill me. [13:19] (Flashback) U     But the seeds I have sown are already     spreading across the country. [13:25] (Flashback) U     You're going to die soon. [13:27] (Flashback) U     Do you really have the time     to weed out all of them? [13:32] (Flashback) U     This is the path you humans chose. [13:36] (Flashback) U     The suffering won't end. [13:38] (Flashback) U     The sorrow won't end. [13:41] (Flashback) U     You have made another terrible mistake. [13:54] (Flashback) U     Your enemy [13:59] (Flashback) U     is yourselves! [14:08] (Flashback) G     All right! Carry them out! [14:09] (Flashback) G     Hurry up! The ship's gonna crash! [14:11] (Flashback) G     Get a move on! [14:14] (Flashback) Tak     Stop it. [14:17] (Flashback) Tak     That power can't be allowed to survive. [14:21] (Flashback) Tak     It's too much for people to handle. [14:25] (Flashback) Tak     Are you trying to start the cycle again? [14:29] (Flashback) Tak     Are you going to make     Sensei suffer even more? [14:34] (Flashback) Tak     Am I going to fail [14:38] (Flashback) Tak     to save him once again? [14:42] (Flashback) Tak     Move... [14:45] (Flashback) Tak     Move! [14:47] (Flashback) Tak     Please, give me just a bit more time! [15:01] (Flashback) Tak     Lend me your strength, senior student, [15:07] (Flashback) Tak     so that we may save our teacher! [15:22] Tak     I had no proof. [15:25] Tak     But I felt no panic or hesitation, either. [15:33] Tak     Our senior, and our teacher's blood,     helped me stand there once more, [15:41] Tak     and I knew the reason all too well. [15:50] Tak     The fact that I stayed alive by taking     in the ashes was practically a miracle. [15:56] Tak     But this body's regenerative     abilities have already weakened, [16:01] Tak     and it's starting to fall apart. [16:03] Tak     I don't have much time left. [16:06] Tak     But thanks to that, [16:09] Tak     I've now become able to     do what I really want to. SIGN    Tokugawa Nobunobu [16:22] Shi     My earthling friends... [16:25] Shi     We must never make the same mistake again. [16:30] Shi     These past two years, I've done     all I can to make sure we don't. [16:35] Shi     But perhaps we had already overlooked     something crucial back then... [16:39] Shi     The seeds of calamity     that are sprouting today. [16:43] Kat     It happened again? [16:45] Shi     Yeah. [16:47] Shi     They've all been major terrorist incidents. [16:49] Shi     And a huge amount of Altana     was stolen in each one. [16:53] Shi     Each was caused by residents of     the planet on which it occurred. [16:57] Shi     People with no links to one another [16:59] Shi     suddenly teamed up one day, committed     terrorism, and killed themselves. [17:05] Shi     But there's one thing we've learned     while investigating their backgrounds. [17:10] Kat     Are you talking about this? [17:13] Shi     Katsura, you... [17:15] Kat     One need only look at history to know. [17:18] Kat     Any time chaos engulfs the world,     people always turn to religion. [17:24] Kat     The idol they worship is the phoenix... [17:27] Kat     In other words, immortality. [17:30] Kat     It's spreading across Edo, too. [17:33] Shi     That war was a major reason the     spread was so wide and so quick. [17:38] Shi     People wanted to get back the     family and friends they had lost. [17:42] Shi     And the religion worshiping     immortality sucked them all in. [17:47] Shi     It was all started by some Liberation Army     members taking immortal blood with them. [17:54] Tak     I spent these past two     years pursuing them. [17:58] Tak     Utsuro's blood had scattered     across the world, [18:05] Tak     and I wanted to destroy it all. [18:08] Tak     But the seeds had already begun sprouting. [18:12] Tak     They've started to understand     how to use the immortal blood. [18:17] Shi     The remnants of the Tendoshu used that power     as bait to rapidly gain massive power. [18:24] Shi     They said, "Believe in us,     and you will gain immortality." [18:29] Shi     And they need one last     key to open that door... [18:35] Kat     The reborn Utsuro, huh? [18:38] Tak     They're trying to find the recipe     for all-encompassing immortality, [18:43] Tak     and that heart you have is     the crux of their research. [18:47] Tak     So you and I were both working toward     the same goal in different places, huh? [18:54] Tak     We worried, hesitated, [18:57] Tak     and in the end, [18:59] Tak     we couldn't change a thing. [19:01] Tak     But isn't that enough? [19:05] Tak     Sensei and you have     suffered more than enough. [19:10] Tak     If you wanna save him, go ahead. [19:12] Tak     You can do that now. [19:16] Tak     Let's just go save what     we couldn't back then. [19:22] Tak     Let's save Sensei from     them and his cursed fate. [19:27] Tak     This time for sure! [19:31] Gin     Where is Shoyo's body now? [19:35] Gin     Where is this boat headed? [19:38] Tak     Edo. [19:40] Tak     Their next target is Edo. [19:46] Shi     What's going on? [19:47] Kat     Run, Shijaku! [19:49] Kat     I didn't expect them to attack me first! [19:52] Kat     Immortality technology will require     massive amounts of Altana, [19:55] Kat     so surely they want Earth's     Altana for themselves. [19:58] Shi     You've figured out that much? [20:00] Kat     Part of the reason I took this crazy position [20:04] Kat     was to control the cabinet, spread a     net to every corner of the country, [20:08] Kat     pick up any movements related to     Utsuro, and to prepare for it all. [20:14] Kat     That was my own way of doing the right thing. [20:18] Kat     Shijaku, take a different route to escape! [20:21] Kat     And if I don't return, [20:23] Kat     take care of Princess Soyo     and the new government! [20:25] Shi     Katsura?! [20:27] Shi     Wait, Katsura! [20:30] Kat     Fret not, Nobunobu. [20:32] Kat     I know that when I die,     the country dies with me. [20:36] Kat     Do you really think I succeeded you     shoguns without being ready for that? [20:40] Kat     Behold from up there in heaven... [20:42] Kat     what this country and its     prime minister are capable of! [20:45] Kat     Let's roll! [20:47] Oki     Katsura! [20:48] Shi     Wait, who are you?! [20:50] Shi     The enemy's not who I expected at all! [20:52] Shi     What's worse, most of them are coming my way! [20:55] Shi     Is this how you do things?! [21:08] Kag     What are you gonna do, Pachi-boy? [21:12] Kag     He said Utsuro's still alive, [21:14] Kag     and that he needs to find     Gin-chan, so he wants our help. [21:18] Kag     It's not like we know     where he is now, either. [21:23] Shi     If Utsuro's alive, Gin-san     must've already made his move. [21:29] Shi     Actually, that's probably why     he left Edo in the first place. [21:32] Kag     To kill him again? [21:35] Shin     I don't know. [21:37] Shin     But maybe Gin-san didn't know, either. [21:44] Shin     What would I do? [21:46] Shin     If someone dear to me from     the very bottom of my heart [21:51] Shin     became an enemy of the world, [21:55] Shin     would I fight them to protect the world? [21:59] Shin     Or would I believe in them, even if     it turned the whole world against me? [22:04] Shin     I don't know. [22:07] Shin     But there's one thing I do know I'd want... [22:13] Shin     I'd want to see them again. SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:51] Gin     Dun dun! SIGN    Dun Dun SIGN    Dun dun. SIGN    Dun dun. E366 - Dun Dun Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!! [00:06] Gin     Oh, man. [00:08] Gin     Whoever said children grow even     without their parents was a wise man. [00:13] Gin     I'm back for a little bit, Edo. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    Dun Dun [01:54] Gin     So, where's the enemy? [01:58] Tak     Everywhere around you. SIGN    Oedo Construction [02:00] Tak     Even as they propagated their     religion across the universe, [02:03] Tak     they don't have a base on any planet. [02:07] Tak     Mobile Cathedral Kuyo. [02:09] Tak     A warship wandering the skies is their HQ. [02:13] Tak     It can't be detected by the     naked eye or by radar, [02:16] Tak     but there's no doubt it's     in Terran skies right now. [02:19] Tak     And that's where Sensei is. [02:22] Gin     How are we gonna stop them? [02:23] Tak     Who do you think I am? [02:26] Tak     I know what third-rate terrorists are     thinking like the back of my own hand. [02:31] Tak     There's something I need to do before     they make their move, though. [02:36] Tak     Use that time to take care     of your own business. [02:38] Gin     Huh? [02:39] Tak     It's your first time back in two years. [02:41] Tak     Aren't there some old faces you want to see? [02:45] Gin     Are you stupid? [02:46] Gin     How can I face them? What do I tell them? [02:49] Gin     "Hey, I'm here to save the monster     you all risked your lives to defeat"? [02:53] Gin     What do you think my face is, Jump Square? [02:57] Tak     Well, do as you wish. [03:01] Ymz     There's no doubt about it. [03:03] Ymz     The Odd Jobs boss has     fallen to the dark side! [03:07] Ymz     With this happening so close to the finale, [03:09] Ymz     it must be a case where the mankind-protecting     protag despairs in our foolishness [03:14] Ymz     and decides to wipe everything     out! It's the Devilman pattern! [03:17] Hij     Zaki, I didn't ask for your delusions. [03:20] Hij     I'm about to despair in my subordinate's     foolishness and wipe out his salary, too. [03:24] Ymz     Who's a foolish subordinate? [03:25] Ymz     Who do you think made it     possible to follow them this far? [03:29] Hij     Right. You said you could fly, so I got     on your back and tried to follow the boat. [03:33] (Flashback) Hij     Go, Mobcop! [03:35] Hij     So you made it possible for me to nearly     die five times when you ran out of gas. [03:40] Ymz     Look, that was because I couldn't refuel. [03:42] Hij     Why is Robocop's fuel anpan? [03:44] Ymz     Plus, the bean paste was     coarse, not strained. [03:46] Ymz     I can't recharge like that, Tony! [03:48] Hij     Who're you calling Tony? [03:50] Hij     Your mechanical specs and brain     specs are totally out of sync! [03:54] Hij     Don't take your eyes off them. [03:56] Hij     We'll follow them and see what they're up to. [03:58] Ymz     What? But if we waste time, the     Demon Army and Satan Army will— [04:01] Hij     Armageddon isn't gonna happen. [04:03] Ymz     Are you saying you'll have     faith in the boss, then? [04:07] Hij     That's not it. [04:08] Hij     Figuring out their goal comes first. [04:11] Ymz     And what if he's plotting something evil? [04:17] Hij     I'll cut him down. [04:18] Hij     That's our duty as the Shinsengumi he saved. [04:25] Ymz     Hijikata-san... [04:27] Ymz     The Shinsengumi doesn't     exist anymore, though. [04:30] Hij     I said not to take your eyes off them. [04:34] Hij     They're splitting up. [04:35] Hij     We'll also split up and follow them both! [04:37] Ymz     Understood! [04:38] Ymz     Then I'll follow Takasugi! [04:40] Ymz     And I'll follow the boss! [04:42] Ymz     Hijikata-san, you go buy some anpan! [04:45] Hij     Got it! Strained, right? [04:47] Hij     Like hell! [04:49] Hij     Why're you splitting into two?     Why am I your lackey? [04:52] Ymz     Oh, sorry. [04:53] Ymz     I forgot I had a shadowing mode. [04:57] Yij     I'll buy some anpan from over here! [05:00] Yij     Hijikata, you go buy the anpan that-a-way! [05:03] Hij     Got it! The ones with seeds     sprinkled on top, right? [05:06] Hij     Why're we splitting up to buy anpan?! [05:09] Hij     Look, you can stay like that. [05:10] Hij     You can be Hijikata-san if you keep     it natural! Just follow Odd Jobs! [05:13] Ymz     Understood! [05:14] Ymz     I should be the natural Hijikata-san, right? [05:16] Hij     I bought you anpan, sir! [05:18] Hij     Please stop! No more natural Hijikata-san! [05:21] Hij     Put some clothes on! [05:23] Hij     Crap! [05:41] Gin     Actually, never mind. [05:42] Gin     If I run into anyone, I don't think     just sunglasses will help disguise me. [05:54] Gin     Granny! [05:55] Gin     If I buy these briefs, will you     do me a huge favor?! Please?! [06:01] Tae     Oh, that's a nice swimsuit. [06:04] Tae     Maybe I should pick it up for Shin-chan. [06:06] Gran     You know how to pick 'em, miss. [06:09] Gran     They're all the next big thing,     the latest and hottest in fashion. [06:12] Tae     Really? [06:14] Tae     Yeah, the designs sure are novel. [06:16] Tae     This one looks like boxers, [06:18] Tae     this one's got something sticking out, [06:20] Tae     and this one's Hentai Kamen. [06:23] Hij     Why'd you join the mannequin parade?! [06:26] Ymz     Hijikata-san, that's Shinpachi-kun's sister. [06:29] Ymz     Looks like the boss doesn't want to be seen. [06:32] Hij     But he's sticking out like a sore thumb! [06:34] Hij     And we've gotta hurry up     and go after Takasugi... [06:38] Hij     You're in the parade, too?! [06:40] Hij     Huh? [06:41] Hij     Are you kidding me? What is he doing? [06:43] Hij     Is that how the smug bastard's been     throwing us off all this time? [06:48] Hij     He's not looking up at all. [06:50] Hij     I bet his face is beet red. [06:52] Ymz     Hijikata-san, you're the pot calling the     kettle black right now. Could you stop? [06:56] Tae     I'd like to take a closer look. [06:59] Gran     Sure, go ahead and take it off. [07:01] Tae     But, you know... [07:03] Gran     Oh, is it sticking out? [07:07] Gran     It's stuck on something. I can't take it off. [07:10] Gran     Looks like it'd be faster to just mash it down! [07:16] Hij     E-Endure it, Yamazaki! [07:18] Gran     Didn't work, huh? Could you     grab the hammer over there? [07:21] Hij     Hammer?! [07:23] Tae     Oh, but I don't know if I'm     going to buy it or not. [07:26] Gran     Don't hold back. [07:28] Gran     We've got tons of spare mannequins and blls. [07:31] Tae     Oh, I'm not. It's just... [07:37] Tae     This is what I wanted to see. [07:38] Hij     Mobcop! [07:40] Gran     Oh, the cap? [07:42] Tae     This isn't what I pictured, though. [07:46] Tae     I'll put it back on top. [07:48] Hij     That's the wrong "top"! [07:50] Tae     Huh? Is this how it looked? [07:52] Tae     Wasn't this the right place? [07:54] Gran     Nah, it was over here. [07:56] Tae     No, wasn't this over here? [07:58] Gran     Nah, over here. [08:00] Hij     Where'd Yamazaki go? [08:03] Hij     How'd they even turn him into this?! [08:05] Tae     Oh, I'm interested in these sunglasses, too. [08:08] Tae     May I take them off? [08:14] Tae     The wind's blowing away the merchandise! [08:16] Hij     He ran for it! [08:17] Hij     That bastard's trying to save his own skin! [08:20] Hij     Guess I'll join him... [08:32] Tae     Thank goodness. [08:33] Tae     You nearly lost your merchandise. [08:36] Gran     Yeah... [08:38] Gran     I think we lost some lives instead. SIGN    Kodokan Dojo [08:46] Hij     How'd things end up this way? [08:49] Hij     Wasn't this place supposed to be*     a rundown swordsmanship dojo? [08:53] Hij     What's with them? [08:56] Hij     What the hell is TAEZAP? [09:15] Tae     Okay, everyone. [09:17] Tae     That's it for today's training. [09:19] Hij     Uh, what training? Those fatties     were just spinning on a wheel! [09:22] Tae     You can take your Baagen-Dazs     rewards and go home! [09:25] Hij     Like hell they'll lose any weight! [09:27] Hij     You want to keep them here     forever, don't you?! [09:29] Tae     Sorry I kept you waiting, Kyu-chan. [09:31] Kyu     Don't be. It was interesting. [09:33] Kyu     Swordsmanship exercises, huh? [09:36] Kyu     Tae-chan, maybe it's people like you who     can keep the sword alive in these times. [09:42] Kyu     I should try my best to keep up, too. [09:45] Gin     Kyubei... [09:47] Kyu     But are you okay with this? [09:48] Tae     What do you mean? [09:49] Kyu     I was sure Shinpachi-kun would be     the one to take over this dojo. [09:53] Kyu     It's been two years already. [09:56] Kyu     Is he planning to succeed that guy instead? SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan [10:01] Tae     That's fine by me. [10:03] Tae     If that's what he truly wants to do. [10:08] Kyu     I see... [10:10] Tae     How's everyone on your end? [10:15] Kyu     Same as ever. [10:17] Kyu     We went through a lot     in these two years, too, [10:20] Kyu     but even in a new era, all we can do     is keep the swordsman spirit alive. [10:25] Kyu     That's our clan's pride. [10:31] (Flashback) Kyu     I think I'm ready for an arranged marriage. [10:34] (Flashback) Bim     Kyubei, you... [10:37] (Flashback) Kyu     Don't worry. I won't bring     any girls home anymore. [10:43] (Flashback) Kyu     If there's someone out there willing     to live together with my sword, [10:47] (Flashback) Kyu     then I'll gladly die with them. [10:52] (Flashback) Bim     I see. [11:04] Kyu     He really wanted to see that guy again. [11:07] Kyu     So I'm glad he didn't come back. [11:11] Kyu     Who knows? I might've actually     been married off to him. [11:17] Tae     But I would've wanted him to see it. [11:20] Tae     You in a wedding dress,     and what Edo looks like now. [11:25] Tae     Well, let's get going. [11:27] Tae     Our plan today is to shop for     marriage-meeting kimonos, right? [11:30] Kyu     Oh, right. [11:32] Kyu     But first, let me put the mannequins away. [11:40] Gin     You haven't gotten over     your fear of men at all! [11:45] Tae     So, what was the cause with your grandfather? [11:48] Kyu     Food poisoning. [11:50] Kyu     He promised not to eat things off     the street or gather trash anymore, [11:54] Kyu     but he's probably still picking up     trash somewhere as we speak. [11:58] Gin     And this guy's still alive?! SIGN    Mon-Fiction SIGN    Mon-Fiction [12:12] Bim     Well, my son and grandkid     are all grown up now, [12:16] Bim     so I decided to retire in     leisure, doing what I want. [12:21] D     And that's rummaging through garbage,     despite repeated complaints from people? [12:26] Bim     Everyone calls it that, SIGN    The Man Who     Lives With Trash [12:28] Bim     but I've never once thought     of these as trash. [12:32] D     So it's your way of warning modern     society that they're too wasteful? [12:36] Bim     I don't want to be that sanctimonious, [12:39] Bim     but take a look at this, Director. [12:43] Bim     This is something I picked up today. [12:45] Bim     But give it some fancy clothes [12:47] Bim     and a fancy logo, SIGN    The Third Silver Soul Brothers [12:53] Bim     and it can be used as a roach swatter. [12:55] Bim     And look, there's another over here. [12:57] Bim     We can write something like this on it... SIGN    Youtuber [13:03] Bim     and transform it into a fly swatter. [13:05] Bim     There's one more. [13:10] Bim     How do you think we can     give it a new purpose? [13:14] D     We can write "Director" on it and     use it as a sandbag for tackling. [13:19] Bim     That's not a bad idea,     but the right answer is... SIGN    Domoto [13:22] Bim     Write that, SIGN    Tsuyoshi [13:24] Bim     and we can make a bunch of money. [13:31] Bim     Wh-What's going on? [13:33] Bim     Th-The pieces of trash are... [13:34] D     Those pieces of trash looked     truly alive to us, too. [13:40] D     Like the old man said, maybe they     could still serve a purpose... [13:46] D     As trash that can remove other trash. SIGN    Mon-Fiction SIGN    The Man Who Lives With Trash SIGN    Fin [13:55] Gin     I'm out of that mannequin hell at last! [13:58] Gin     Takasugi, I didn't expect     you to join in, too. [14:01] Gin     Is that how you've been running     from the bakufu until now? [14:05] Gin     I'm amazed you have the gall to say     you'll destroy the world like that. [14:08] Gin     Hey! [14:08] Gin     Say something, Takasugi... [14:16] Gin     Takasugi, since when? [14:19] Gin     Oh, is that why you want     to destroy the world? [14:22] Hij     Yeah, right! Dumbass! [14:24] Gin     Hang on. Try saying your catchphrase. [14:27] Tak     I'll just destroy this rotten world. [14:30] Gin     Louder! Put your heart in it! [14:32] Tak     I'll just destroy this stinky world! [14:35] Gin     Louder! In your own words! [14:37] G     Ni hao fan a, ben dan! [14:37] Top     "Drop it already, jerk!" [14:39] G     Wo zen me zhi dao a, bai chi! [14:39] Top2     "How would I know, dumbass?!" [14:40] Gin     Okay, got it. [14:42] Gin     Takasugi, you've been going to     a language school, haven't you? [14:44] Hij     No, he's just someone else! [14:46] G     There I was, doing my job, when     a one-eyed man threatened me. [14:50] Hij     I see. So that was already     somebody else, huh? [14:54] Hij     I should've known it was too     dumb a plan for Takasugi. [14:58] Gin     Then where's the real one     now? What's he doing? [15:01] G     Mom, that bear isn't giving me a balloon. [15:03] G     Probably doing my job in my place. [15:06] Hij     That's just as dumb! [15:10] Gin     All right. I'll use this disguise for now. [15:13] Gin     He may be a terrorist, but     he's better than Hentai Kamen. [15:18] Gin     Uh, this is the first thing that happens     after Takasugi Shinsfake is born?! [15:22] Gin     Just how much do people hate him?! [15:24] Sac     I dare you to take one more     step, Takasugi Shinsuke. [15:28] Sac     I'll riddle you with holes! [15:33] Gin     Sacchan? [15:35] Gin     Y-You've got the wrong guy, miss. [15:39] Gin     Takasugi's one-eyed, remember? [15:41] Gin     Look, I have both my eyes... [15:43] Sac     Sorry, but I don't care     how many eyes you have. [15:49] Gin     Th-That so? [15:51] Gin     I'm impressed you noticed this     fake eye from so far away. [15:56] Gin     Dun dun! [15:56] Gin     That's right. I'm the man famous for     "I'll destroy the world," Trold Takasugi. [16:01] Gin     What about it? [16:02] Hij     He's going with that? He's trying     to get through this as Shinsfake? [16:07] Sac     Where is Sakata Gintoki now? [16:12] Gin     Didn't he abandon Edo?     He won't be coming back, then. [16:16] Gin     Dun dun! [16:17] Gin     He never laid roots in any one place, anyway. [16:22] Sac     Don't you get it? I'm telling you     that playing dumb won't work. [16:24] Gin     Look in my eyes. [16:26] Gin     Dun dun! [16:27] Gin     Do I look like I'm playing dumb? [16:30] Hij     That's all you look like! [16:32] Hij     And you're dun dun-ing too much, Shinsfake. [16:34] Gin     I never lie. [16:36] Gin     Dun dun! [16:36] Gin     Indians never lie, either. [16:39] Hij     Did that really need a dun dun? You're     leaning too hard on that, Shinsfake! [16:42] Gin     Can I go now? I need to duntroy the world. [16:46] Hij     What the hell does "duntroy" mean?! [16:49] Sac     Hold it. [16:50] Gin     Give it up. [16:52] Gin     Forget about him already. [16:54] Gin     There's no point in waiting for him. [16:56] Sac     Oh, really? [16:57] Sac     Then I'll forget how to neutralize     the poison in your body too, okay? [17:06] Gin     W-Was it back then?! [17:08] Sac     If you leave now, you'll be destroyed     before the world. Are you okay with that? [17:13] Sac     Dun dun! [17:14] Sac     You'll die spewing excreta from     every orifice in your body. [17:18] Hij     A real dun dun! [17:20] Hij     That's the correct way to dun dun! [17:21] Gin     Dun dun! [17:22] Gin     Come to think of it, I saw a     silver-haired guy over there earlier. [17:26] Hij     That's his most convincing dun dun yet. [17:29] Sac     Dun dun! [17:30] Sac     Lead me there. [17:32] Sac     I'll follow the crap you leave on     the trail, Dumpsel and Peetel. [17:36] Hij     But it's still no match for a real dun dun. [17:40] Sac     I'm not giving you the antidote     until I see Sakata Gintoki. [17:45] Gin     You need an escort? How pampered are you? [17:48] Gin     But can you really tame this dark beast? [17:51] Gin     Did you remember to bring a     plastic bag and water with you? [17:54] Sac     Of course. It's basic etiquette for     an owner to clean up after their pet. [17:58] Hij     Is he a chihuahua?     He's just a black chihuahua! [18:01] Hij     He can't even walk!     What's the chihuahua gonna do? SIGN    Oedo Mart     All Noodles 20% Off [18:05] Gin     I-I think I saw Gintoki     in that convenience store. [18:09] Gin     Chun chun! [18:10] Hij     What the hell is "chun chun"?!     The chihuahua's at his limit! [18:14] Gin     Huh? I don't see him. [18:17] Gin     I guess I should check the toilet, too. [18:22] Shuwa     Occupied. [18:24] Gin     Oh, sorry about that. SIGN    Oedo Mart     All Noodles 20% Off [18:26] Gin     L-Looks like this is the     wrong convenience store. [18:30] Gin     That one, maybe? [18:32] G     Occupied. [18:33] G     Occupied! SIGN    Occupied. [18:37] G     Oc... [18:37] G     Oc... [18:38] G     Oc... [18:38] G     Oc... [18:39] G     Occupied. [18:43] Gin     Don't tell me... [18:45] Gin     You put ninja in every one of Edo's toilets? [18:47] Gin     How could you?! [18:50] Sac     There wasn't just one guy     who vanished without a word. [19:01] (Flashback) Sac     Where are you going, Zenzo? [19:06] (Flashback) Zen     Now that the world's peaceful, [19:08] (Flashback) Zen     I'm the biggest danger to the princess. [19:12] (Flashback) Zen     And besides, the Oniwaban have you, Sarutobi. [19:20] (Flashback) Sac     Why are all you men like this? [19:23] (Flashback) Sac     Can't you say "wait for me" before you go? [19:27] (Flashback) Zen     Sarutobi. [19:28] (Flashback) Zen     Even if we did, would you really     just sit tight and wait? [19:35] (Flashback) Sac     I guess not. [19:39] (Flashback) Sac     So I want your help, guys. [19:42] (Flashback) Sac     I may not be as strong as Zenzo, our leader, [19:46] (Flashback) Sac     but with your help, we can do this! [19:52] (Flashback) Sac     As Ninja Master Sarutobi Ayame, I order you! [19:55] (Flashback) Sac     Find Sakata Gintoki and have him marry me! [19:58] Hij     All she did was use the     ninja for her own goals! [20:02] Sac     I will not let you have Sakata Gintoki. [20:05] Sac     This is his home. [20:09] Sac     If he won't return, I'll     bring him back by force. [20:12] Sac     Because he never even told me     to wait for him, after all. [20:18] Gin     Fine, I get it. [20:21] Gin     Do you wanna see him that badly? [20:25] Hij     That peaceful look on his face... [20:28] Gin     You can see him, then. [20:31] Gin     I saw him in the underwear     section of that store. [20:37] Hij     Wait a second... Is he trying     to change his underwear? [20:40] Hij     Did he let it all go? Is that     a smile of satisfaction? [20:43] Gin     Follow me. [20:45] Hij     He's walking weird! His sash is way too low! [20:48] Hij     Is he trying to stop it from dripping down?! [20:51] Sac     Isn't the poison affecting you? [20:53] Gin     Did you really think it'd     stop me, the Takasugi? [20:56] Gin     I expunged it all through my anus. [20:58] Hij     You're just confessing     to shitting your pants! [21:02] Sac     I don't see him anywhere. [21:04] Gin     Hey, piggy! [21:06] Sac     That voice! [21:09] Gin     Hey, you can keep the change, [21:10] Gin     so hurry up and get me a full set     of clothes, including underwear! [21:13] Hij     He's so slow! This is his     chance, but he's so slow! [21:16] Hij     He really did let it all go! [21:19] Hij     Paper diapers is all you could afford?! [21:22] Sac     Takasugi! [21:23] Sac     Where are you?! [21:28] Gin     The chain got caught on a mannequin! [21:30] Sac     Over there?! [21:34] Sac     Found y— [21:36] Hij     He went back to square one! [21:39] Sac     Huh? What're you doing here, Tsukky? [21:44] Tsu     Well, I accompanied Kyubei     here on her shopping trip, [21:48] Tsu     and I wound up tangled in this weird chain. [21:50] Kyu     Tae-chan, why'd I have to     take my underwear off, too? [21:53] Tae     You aren't supposed to wear     panties under kimono. [21:56] Kyu     But I'm just trying these on... [21:58] Kyu     Huh? [22:00] Kyu     Tsukuyo-dono, I can't find my underwear. [22:03] Kyu     Did you see... [22:14] Gin     Dun dun! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    Silver Soul Arc [23:49] Tae     She says she'll avenge your panties. SIGN    There Are Lines Even     Villains Can't Cross [23:51] Tsu     This is how Yoshiwara does things now. SIGN    Kyubei's panties have been sullied!! SIGN    How will Shinsfake overcome this perilous situation? SIGN    And those of you nervously excited for other reasons, SIGN    hold on to that feeling and look forward to the next episode... E367 - There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright     room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!! [00:09] Hij     Damn, I totally lost them. [00:13] Hij     Hey, Yamazaki. Get your ass here, now. [00:16] Hij     I'll give you the exact location later. [00:20] Sei     Looking for something, sir? [00:22] Sei     If it's cute girls you want,     I know just the place. [00:27] Hij     I'm looking for a woman with an     eyepatch, one with a facial scar, [00:30] Hij     a perverted ninja, and a female gorilla. SIGN    Yoshiwara Guide Service [00:32] [Messenger] Sign     Trust and Excellence     No.1 in Customer Satisfaction!! [00:34] Sei     Give it up, sir. [00:36] Sei     Ain't an ordinary man in this world     who can handle those crazies. [00:38] Sei     You won't even have butt hair     when they're done with you. [00:41] Hij     That sounds terrifying. [00:43] Hij     And you're working in such a terrifying town. [00:47] Hij     How old are you, kid? [00:48] Sei     Th-The hell?! SIGN    Yoshiwara Guide Service [00:48] [Messenger] Sign     Trust and Excellence     No.1 in Customer Satisfaction!! [00:49] Sei     You can't show that off here!     Have some common sense! [00:53] Sei     I bet you're not popular with the ladies— [00:55] Sei     Ow! [00:56] Hin     What are you yelping about? [00:58] Hin     Good grief. [01:01] Hin     You're the one ruining this place's     reputation with a lack of common sense, Seita. [01:06] Sei     Mom... [01:08] Sac     The Shangri-La of Yoshiwara is now a     government-recognized tourist spot, huh? [01:13] Tsu     Two years ago, this place sheltered     civilians from the flames of war. [01:18] Tsu     I suppose that paid off. [01:20] Sac     But even in broad daylight, [01:22] Sac     the relationship between men and     women ain't all that different. [01:27] Sac     Day or night, [01:30] Sac     the Hyakka will always be     the champions of women. [01:33] Hin     There you have it. [01:34] Hin     The one running this town now [01:36] Hin     is the former Courtesan of Death     turned Courtesan of the Sun, Tsukuyo. [01:41] Hin     Make sure you never disrespect     women where her scar can see it. [01:47] Hin     You'll be whisked away to a     world with no day or night. SIGN    Gintama SIGN    Silver Soul SIGN    If you missed the last episode, SIGN    this visual probably shocked you, but don't worry. SIGN    This guy right here? SIGN    That's Gin-san. SIGN    Silver Soul Arc SIGN    There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross [03:40] Tsu     An enemy to women is an enemy to Yoshiwara. [03:43] Tsu     Let me teach that guy a lesson. [03:45] Tae     Aren't you glad, Kyu-chan? [03:48] Tae     She says she'll get revenge for your panties. [03:50] Sac     What? Those were your panties? [03:52] Sac     I thought you'd be wearing     a loincloth or something, [03:55] Sac     but your underwear is actually normal, huh? [03:56] Tae     Anyway, it's good that there     are no stains or anything. [04:00] Tae     It's truly important to change     your underwear every day. [04:03] Sac     Huh? Do I see some hair over there? [04:06] Tae     Nah, that's the hair on     his head sticking out. [04:10] Sac     Huh? But I see a red stain there... [04:12] Tae     That's from when we beat him up. [04:14] Kyu     How long are you gonna keep wearing     that, anyway? Give it back! [04:19] Kyu     Not the diapers! [04:21] Tae     He's grown completely defiant. [04:23] Tae     Takasugi, was it? [04:25] Tae     I hear he used to have a final-boss     aura whenever he appeared. [04:29] Sac     A real shocker, right? [04:30] Sac     What happened to him? [04:32] Sac     Where did he go wrong? [04:34] Tae     Must've been when he put     those panties on his head. [04:37] Tae     There are lines even villains can't cross. [04:40] Sac     Of course you'd be demoted from final     boss if you wore panties on your head. [04:43] Tae     No, maybe he wore them because     he was demoted from final boss. [04:48] Sac     I just happened to be having a     hard time with him, actually. [04:51] Sac     I believe he came to Edo with Gin-san. [04:56] Sac     But he just wouldn't talk. [04:58] Sac     I hope you can get him to spill where     Gin-san is while you teach him a lesson. [05:03] Kyu     Gintoki's back in Edo? [05:04] Tae     Why won't he come see us, then? [05:07] Sac     I don't know. Maybe he has his reasons. [05:10] Hij     It's because he's over there     with panties on his head. [05:14] Hij     Shinsfake's got his back to the wall now. [05:17] Gin     Stupid broads. It's pointless     trying to embarrass me. [05:22] Sac     Uh, I'd say you're just     embarrassing yourself here. [05:25] Gin     Because I'm both Takasugi     and not at the same time. [05:30] Gin     In other words, no matter how much     you humiliate Takasugi Shinsuke, [05:33] Gin     it won't hurt me at all... [05:35] Gin     Hey, wait! Hear me out! [05:39] Gin     C-Come on! That hurts, damn it! [05:41] H     So it does hurt you after all? [05:43] Gin     That's not it! I meant it     wouldn't hurt me mentally! [05:46] Tae     Uh, I have no idea what you're talking about. [05:49] Sac     You keep spouting delusional     lines without backing them up. [05:52] Sac     That's why you were demoted from final boss. [05:54] Gin     That's going too far! Apologize to Takasugi! [05:56] Hij     No, you apologize. [05:57] Gin     Fine! Bring on the torture or whatever! [06:01] Gin     Just know that it'll make you     bigger disgraces than me! [06:06] Gin     Worse than a terrorist in diapers with     panties on his head! Serves you right! [06:09] Gin     What's wrong? [06:10] Gin     Don't tell me you hung me up here without     being prepared to follow through. [06:14] Tsu     Sorry, but Yoshiwara     ain't a place of torture. [06:18] Tsu     This is a red-light district. [06:20] Tsu     We entertain men here, not make them suffer. [06:28] Gin     You liar! This is water torture! [06:30] Tsu     That ain't water. [06:34] Gin     L-Lotion? [06:37] Gin     Tallgeese! [06:42] W     Welcome! [06:45] Tsu     Ladies of Yoshiwara, we     have a bigshot guest today. [06:49] Tsu     Use your skills and experience     to give him the warmest welcome. [06:54] Gin     H-Hey, wait! What's all this? [06:56] W     Hello there, handsome! [06:59] Gin     Hey, Gran! Where are you touching?! [07:01] Gin     Stop it! Gross! [07:02] Gin     Oh... Wait... Not there! [07:06] Sac     Huh? What's going on here, Tsukky? [07:08] Tsu     This is how Yoshiwara does things now. [07:11] Tsu     Demons of lust are made to drown in women. [07:16] W     Welcome! [07:18] W     Welcome back, Master! [07:22] Tsu     And what lies beyond that lust... [07:25] Tae     Oh, he's back. [07:32] Gin     What's sexy about boobs, anyway? [07:35] Gin     Why are there two of them? [07:37] Tae     He's a sage now. [07:38] Gin     Hmm? What's this cloth doing here? [07:41] Gin     Get it off. [07:42] Kyu     How could you?! [07:43] Tae     Freed from his worldly desires,     he's at the gates of enlightenment. [07:47] Tsu     Hey, has some of your evil been washed away? [07:49] Tsu     Then answer me. [07:51] Tsu     Is it true that you were     traveling with Gintoki? [07:55] Gin     As I am now, both that and boobs     come across as pair of trifling matters. [08:01] Gin     Speaking of which, why     do boobs come in pairs? [08:04] Sac     Our sage has lost interest in everything. [08:07] Sac     And why does he keep talking about boobs? [08:09] Tae     Let's make him take another     lap and forget about boobs. [08:12] Kyu     Wait. Two laps, one for each boob. [08:20] Hij     Uh, the enlightened one is screaming. [08:23] Sac     Three laps around hell will     surely make him a better man. [08:26] Tsu     Don't call it hell, Sarutobi! [08:28] Tae     Oh, he's back from his pilgrimage. [08:30] Tsu     Don't call it a pilgrimage, Otae! [08:36] Tae     God? [08:37] Gin     I am naught. SIGN    I am naught. [08:39] Gin     I am empty. SIGN    I am empty. [08:40] Sac     Uh, I think we went way too far. [08:43] Tae     A lap for each boob was too much for him. [08:45] Tae     We should've left one boob. [08:48] Gin     I hath no interest in boobs. SIGN    I hath no interest in boobs. [08:51] Tae     See? [08:52] Kyu     You know, he still seems     to be hung up on boobs. [08:55] Tsu     Hey, is Gintoki... [08:57] Gin     All is vanity. All is vanity. SIGN    All is vanity. SIGN    All is vanity. [08:59] Tsu     Nope. We're not getting anything out of him. [09:01] Gin     I am naught. SIGN    I am naught. [09:03] Gin     I am empty. SIGN    I am empty. [09:05] Gin     Boobs art two. SIGN    Boobs art two. [09:06] Kyu     Look, his head's filled     with nothing but boobs! [09:08] Sac     Oh, well. [09:10] Sac     Let's stimulate his lust     and turn him back a little. [09:13] Sac     Tsukky, take the grannies' place in     there and let him fondle your boobs. [09:18] Tsu     Why me?! [09:19] Sac     Well, I can't do it. I'm     getting married to Gin-san. [09:22] Sac     And Kyubei-san can't handle     being touched by a man. [09:25] Tae     Sarutobi-san, why was I not considered? [09:29] Gin     Tae doth be naught. SIGN    Tae doth be naught [09:30] Gin     Boobs art zero. SIGN    Boobs art SIGN    zero. [09:32] Tae     Hey! What happened to "boobs art two"? [09:34] Tae     What do you mean, "zero"?! [09:36] Tae     Now I'm mad. I'm gonna go. [09:38] Kyu     Wait, Tae-chan! [09:39] Tae     Don't stop me. I have my     pride as a woman, too. [09:42] Kyu     That's not it. [09:44] Kyu     Okay, I'm on standby. [09:45] Sac     How would you fondling her help? [09:48] Sac     Kyubei-san... [09:49] Sac     You said you were ready for arranged     marriage, but you haven't changed at all. [09:52] Kyu     But I can't let that pervert defile Tae-chan! [09:55] Tsu     Okay, fine. [09:56] Tsu     You're right. This is a job for me. [09:59] Tae     Tsukuyo-san? [10:06] Gin     Why? SIGN    Why? SIGN    Why go so far... [10:07] Gin     Why go so far... [10:10] Gin     Courtesan of Boobs? SIGN    Courtesan of Boobs? [10:11] Tsu     Who're you calling Courtesan of Boobs?! [10:15] (Flashback) Hin     You're such a fool, really. [10:20] (Flashback) Hin     You could've gone after him, you know? [10:24] (Flashback) Tsu     Hinowa. [10:26] (Flashback) Tsu     Once Yoshiwara sees the light of day,     it will gradually turn into a normal town. [10:32] (Flashback) Tsu     That may be a joyous occasion, [10:36] (Flashback) Tsu     but I'd be a little sad... [10:38] (Flashback) Tsu     Living life watching the things     I know change and go away. [10:43] (Flashback) Tsu     Leaving the people I was meant to see     the future with and walking on alone. [10:49] (Flashback) Tsu     But that's exactly why I     have to see it all through. [10:53] (Flashback) Tsu     See how those things end,     and what they give birth to. [10:58] Tsu     And one day, when he does come back to us, [11:02] Tsu     I want to tell him all about it. [11:05] Tsu     That way, he can walk with us again. [11:11] Tsu     So please tell me. [11:13] Tsu     Where is he now? What     does he have his eyes on? [11:17] Tsu     Is it the past, or is it the future? [11:24] Tae     He started a lap by himself. [11:27] Sac     Did she get through to him? [11:29] Sac     Maybe he went to get himself     ready for spilling the beans. [11:33] Tsu     Oh. [11:34] Tsu     He's... back? [11:40] Tae     What kind of enlightenment is this?! [11:42] Sac     He just passed through     the gates of Kntucky! [11:45] Kyu     Do you want to be thrown in a pot and fried?! [11:48] Tae     Wait... Where have I seen this Clonel before? [11:52] Hij     You moron! [11:54] Hij     I told you to keep watch! Where'd he go?! [11:57] Kyu     Huh? [11:57] Tae     It's you! [11:59] Ymz     I'm sorry, Hijikata-san. [12:01] Ymz     I was pretending to be a statue     and keeping watch over there, [12:07] Ymz     but he ran away. [12:11] Gin     That was close! [12:12] Gin     I was about to attain enlightenment     and tell them everything! [12:20] (Flashback) Tae     But I would've wanted him to see it. [12:23] (Flashback) Tae     You in a wedding dress... [12:27] (Flashback) Sac     I will not let you have Sakata Gintoki. [12:30] (Flashback) Sac     This is his home. [12:34] (Flashback) Tsu     That way, he can walk with us again. [12:42] Gin     Damn it all... [12:45] Gin     What the hell am I doing? [12:50] W     Odd Jobs. [12:52] W     Thank you so very much. [12:56] W     Goodbye, then. [13:11] Gin     Shinpa... [13:26] Shin     Hold it! [13:28] Shin     I don't know what's going on, but ganging     up on someone isn't a good look. [13:34] Shin     More than anything, I won't stand     for you sullying these streets [13:39] Shin     with your violence. [13:41] Gin     Cut! [13:44] Gin     Okay, we're out of time. Wrap it up. [13:48] Gin     Let's move on to the next segment! [13:50] Shin     Wait... [13:51] Shin     That was a really great     scene in the manga, too! [13:52] Gin     Okay, so on that note... [13:53] Gin     We know the show's still only halfway     through, but change of plans. [13:55] Shin     Huh? The next segment? [13:57] Shin     What do you mean, the next segment? [13:57] Gin     After this, the Gintama anime     will air an emergency special. [13:59] Shin     What the hell's going on?! [14:00] Gin     But first, some ads. [14:09] Someone     What? It was such a nice scene, too. [14:13] Gin     Order! [14:14] Gin     Order in the court! [14:16] Gin     Court is now in session for the trial. [14:19] Shin     Wait a second, Gin-san! [14:20] Shin     What's all this? What are you trying to do?! [14:23] Gin     Shinpachi-kun, stop making a fuss in the     courtroom. I'll cut your screen time. [14:27] Shin     You just did earlier! [14:29] Kag     At least you got some time! [14:32] Shin     Kagura-chan? [14:33] Kag     I didn't even get to show up!     What're you gonna do about this?! [14:36] Shin     That's right! [14:38] Shin     And what trial? What have we done wrong?! [14:41] Gin     That's what we're trying to clear up here. SIGN    Gintama Ending Scam Trial [14:45] Gin     So let's begin the Gintama Ending Scam Trial. [14:49] Shin     Gintama Ending Scam Trial?! [14:51] Gin     Some of you watching at home may have     noticed from the program guide already. [14:58] Gin     This is the Gintama anime's... [15:00] Gin     last episode. [15:04] Ymz     What? It's ending today? [15:06] Hij     Seriously? That's so abrupt! [15:09] Gin     Order! [15:10] Gin     You're exactly right. [15:13] Gin     If the viewers went, "What     are the anime staff doing? [15:17] Gin     You're supposed to figure out the perfect     length. Are you messing with us? [15:20] Gin     You need to read the manga,     calculate the right pacing, [15:22] Gin     use appropriate cliffhangers to     stretch the plot across weeks, [15:25] Gin     get the manuscripts from the     editor before Jump's release day, [15:29] Gin     and work on the series structure," [15:31] Gin     that harsh criticism would be well-deserved. [15:35] Shin     Uh, the common viewer     wouldn't know that much. [15:37] Gin     But while this may sound like an excuse, [15:41] Gin     that's not it! [15:42] Gin     It's not like that! [15:44] Shin     Seriously, what's with you? [15:46] Shin     Who are you speaking for? [15:47] Gin     There's a very good reason the     anime's ending so abruptly today! [15:54] Gin     To explain this, we must rewind     the clock to three years ago. [15:58] Shin     That far back? This has been     three years in the making?! [16:03] Gin     And here we have the third season of the     anime, which began airing April 2015. [16:09] Gin     The series made its return around two     years after the Final Chapter movie. [16:13] Gin     At this point, the manga side had     already told the anime staff this: [16:18] Gin     "The manga will end soon." [16:23] Sac     W-Wait a second. [16:25] Tsu     Three whole years ago? [16:27] Kyu     You mean... [16:28] Tae     Season 3 started because     the manga was ending? [16:31] Gin     Order in the court! [16:34] Gin     That's right, actually. [16:36] Gin     Season 3 was planned to be a year-long     series that would end around [16:40] Gin     the same time as the manga. [16:43] Gin     In order to make that possible, [16:45] Gin     the anime staff reluctantly decided     to skip a few small comedy arcs. [16:50] Gin     This was done to give Gintama the greatest     finale possible and make the viewers happy. [16:55] Gin     It was a decision borne out of great passion! [16:58] Shin     Seriously, who are you talking for? [16:59] Shin     And why is it raining money?     Can we really believe you?! [17:03] Gin     However! [17:04] Gin     Instead of ending, the manga     made a shocking reveal [17:07] Gin     and expanded the story with     several new developments. [17:09] Shin     Why'd you make it look like Ir°sutoya?! [17:11] Gin     And the anime ran out of time with     the Shinsengumi saying farewell. [17:16] Gin     So on that note, [17:17] Gin     the Shinsengumi are found     guilty for wasting episodes. [17:20] Gin     Hijikata Toshiro is sentenced to death. [17:21] Hij     Why?! [17:22] Hij     The Shinsengumi are victims in this, too! [17:25] Hij     And why am I the only one sentenced to death? [17:27] Hij     Wait... Hey! [17:29] Gin     After that, the anime producer ran around     trying to procure an additional time slot, [17:35] Gin     but staying in the evening time     slot proved next to impossible, [17:38] Gin     and the stress made him visit     cabaret clubs more often, [17:40] Gin     leading to friction in his family. [17:43] Shin     What did this have to do with cabaret clubs? [17:44] Gin     Even in the midst of such chaos,     we somehow raised funds [17:48] Gin     and cleverly moved to a late-night     time slot to make a comeback! [17:55] Gin     And that was Season 4 here, which     began with the Battle on Rakuyo. [17:59] Gin     We started working toward the     finale, this time for sure. [18:01] Gin     However! [18:03] Gin     Rather than tying the loose ends,     the story expanded to space [18:06] Gin     and showed off the stupid     cue ball dad's love story. [18:11] Gin     So on that note, [18:13] Gin     the stupid cue ball is found guilty, too. [18:14] Gin     Death to his hair roots. [18:15] UB     N-No! Anything but my hair roots! [18:18] Kag     Uh, your hair roots have     already been executed. [18:21] Gin     At this point, the anime staff decided     to see what the manga was doing [18:24] Gin     and build up a buffer of material by     switching strategies to buy time. [18:28] Gin     We used the hype surrounding the     live-action movie announcement as cover, SIGN    Yorinuke! Gintama-san     Flashback Collection [18:32] Gin     bought time with some re-airs, [18:35] Gin     and aired new material using the     short comedy arcs they'd skipped. [18:39] Gin     They were all stopgap measures     we came up with on the fly, [18:42] Gin     but we made it seem very natural,     like it'd been our plan all along. [18:48] Shin     No, you didn't! Adapting comedy arcs     at that point felt really weird! [18:53] Gin     And around then, SIGN    Manga Editor (at the time) SIGN    Poison Mushroom Manabe [18:54] Gin     the manga's editor at the time, Poison     Mushroom Manabe (Idol Otaku), told us this: [19:00] Manabe     The manga will end this time for sure. [19:03] Gin     The anime staff trusted his words, [19:05] Gin     and despite the tiny budget and the     harsh schedule they had due to waiting, [19:10] Gin     they believed the third time's the charm     and began adapting a new long arc. [19:14] Gin     And that's how it started... [19:17] Gin     The Silver Soul Arc, which was     supposed to be the final long arc. [19:21] Gin     However! However! [19:24] Gin     The story didn't end at all! [19:26] Gin     While this season was one cours,     we got the time slot for 14 episodes, [19:30] Gin     so some delay would still be okay, [19:32] Gin     or so we thought, but the story went     way past that and still didn't end! [19:35] Gin     "We even made the perfect opening     and ending for a finale. [19:39] Gin     What do we do now? [19:40] Gin     Is this really gonna end? Can it end?" [19:43] Gin     That's how we felt, and we     expressed those feelings frankly. SIGN    Pretended to go out for work but instead went to see a play where Nagasawa Masami wore a racy costume. SIGN    Manabe [19:46] Gin     And then, Editor D*ck said... [19:51] Manabe     Uh, it doesn't look like     it's ending soon at all. [19:53] Gin     Huh? [19:54] Manabe     Also, the manga's weekly     serialization is going to stop soon. [19:57] Gin     Huh? [19:58] Manabe     Also, I won't be editing it anymore. [20:01] Gin     What?! [20:03] Gin     Instead of walking in step, one leg is     disappearing just before the finish line?! [20:08] Gin     So on that note, Hasegawa     Taizo is sentenced to death! [20:10] Mad     What? Me?! Where did that come from?! [20:13] Gin     For suddenly acting like Chief     of Immigration while unemployed, [20:16] Gin     your gaudy outfit, [20:18] Gin     and pissing me off by cockily showing up in     the live-action TV show and stage events. [20:22] Kag     That even got on my nerves. [20:24] Shin     No objections. [20:25] Mad     Why am I the only one getting this treatment?! [20:29] Shin     But Gin-san... [20:30] Shin     If what you said so far is true, [20:32] Shin     the one who really deserves punishment... [20:34] Kag     ...is him. It's gotta be him. [20:37] Gin     You did well to notice, Shinpachi, Kagura. [20:40] Gin     That's right. The real accused in     this Gintama Ending Scam Trial... [20:47] Gin     is this man, the gorilla mangaka! [20:50] Sor     I wanna be a steamed cheese bun. [20:53] Sor     Defendant... Well, we more or less know     you're getting sentenced to death, [20:57] Sor     but is there anything you'd like to say? [20:59] Sor     Now is your chance to apologize,     you know. Defendant? [21:04] Shin     Ew! He pulled something out! [21:06] Gin     Oh, it's another of those things. [21:08] Gin     Kagura, you can forget your     role again and read it out. [21:17] Kugyuu     "To all the anime viewers,     and the anime staff. [21:23] Kugyuu     Due to my dirty tackle, I have caused     you tons of trouble, and I'm so... [21:30] Kugyuu     Huh? It's not tackle? [21:32] Kugyuu     It's the other thing? [21:34] Kugyuu     The *******, then? [21:36] Kugyuu     Huh? That was actually a huge disaster? [21:38] Kugyuu     I shouldn't bring it up again? [21:40] Kugyuu     Oh, I know. [21:41] Kugyuu     The last letter, when I revealed that     Fujita, the previous director, had divorced. [21:45] Kugyuu     He's actually mad about     that? Is that really so bad? [21:49] Kugyuu     I mean, after his divorce, he's now cozying     up with an instructor 10 years younger. [21:54] Kugyuu     What is he being instructed on? [21:57] Kugyuu     That's what I'd like to be instructed on. [21:59] Kugyuu     Huh? That's not it, either? [22:01] Kugyuu     What is it, then? [22:02] Kugyuu     I've been too sleepy to watch the anime     since it moved to late nights, so I dunno. [22:07] Kugyuu     What part has it reached now? [22:09] Kugyuu     The part where Saito Hajime kills Usui of     the Ten Swords with the Zero Style Gatotsu? [22:14] Kugyuu     That's my personal best bout, [22:16] Kugyuu     so I'd be perfectly happy     if the anime ended there. [22:19] Kugyuu     I'm just so filled with     satisfaction right now. [22:22] Kugyuu     I'm not thinking of my next work yet, [22:25] Kugyuu     but let's see... [22:27] Kugyuu     What if the Black Ships of the Bakumatsu     were actually alien vessels, [22:30] Kugyuu     and the people in that world still grittily     lived with smiles on their faces? [22:35] Kugyuu     That's the kind of story I'd like     to write, or well, explore in full. [22:39] Kugyuu     If we have the chance, let's     meet again in that next work. [22:45] Kugyuu     I've already come up with the title. [22:47] Kugyuu     It's a title that'd sound really vulgar     when spelled slightly differently... SIGN    Gintama Final: End of Sky [22:51] Kugyuu     Gintama Final: End of Sky." [22:56] Gin     I shall hereby hand down the verdict. [22:57] Gin     The gorilla mangaka is... [23:01] Gin     Not guilty! [23:04] Kag     What part of that letter     merited pardoning him?! [23:07] Shin     This gorilla never actually     apologized for anything! [23:10] Gin     Okay, pipe down. [23:12] Gin     What can ya do? If it's not     ending, it's not ending. [23:16] Gin     So yeah, while it was a     really sloppy last episode, [23:21] Gin     the Gintama Ending Scam Trial     is over! Court is adjourned! SIGN    Next Work Preview SIGN    Gintama Final SIGN    End of Sky SIGN    In the Works! [23:59] Shin     Yeah, like hell! That's never happening! SIGN    Thank you very much SIGN    for being a part of this journey. SIGN    If the manga's continuing in GIGA, what about the anime...? [24:10] Sor     Writing manga is such a pain in the ass!