# Genie Family 2020
It’s been fifty long years, but the world’s favorite genie family is back. Now the queen-to-be Akubi must hone her genie skills by guiding one preteen toward his dream. The only problem is the magic of modern life and her royally embarrassing family.
# Season 1
# E1 - Presto, Bammo, It's Akubi!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6VM9WV46/presto-bammo-its-akubi)
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**[00:08] ---**
What's that, Father Dearest?
**[00:10] ---**
I am to go to the mortal
world for professional development?
**[00:14] ---**
Indeed.
**[00:16] ---**
You are to become the
next genie queen, Akubi.
**[00:21] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[00:25] ---**
Do you remember?
**[00:26] ---**
It was only fifty years ago that I
undertook my training in the mortal world.
**[00:31] ---**
It made me the genie king I am today.
**[00:33] ---**
Wow, so that was training!
**[00:36] ---**
Correct.
**[00:37] ---**
You, too, shall develop your
magical talents by granting the wishes of mere mortals.
**[00:42] ---**
Yes, of course!
**[00:44] ---**
Well, then…
**[00:47] ---**
Ribbit!
**[00:50] ---**
To mark this momentous occasion,
I bestow upon you this magic wand.
**[00:55] ---**
Wow, thank you, Father.
**[00:57] ---**
Hmm…
**[00:58] ---**
But Father…
**[01:00] ---**
Prince Farty!
**[01:01] ---**
But the mortal world is so vast.
Where on earth will big sister go?
**[01:06] ---**
The Yotayamas were excellent hosts to me,
and I am certain they will be the same for her.
**[01:10] ---**
Akubi has also been there in the past.
**[01:12] ---**
If it's Kan's grandchild,
**[01:14] ---**
I am certain he will provide ample
opportunity for magical development.
**[01:17] ---**
That Kan has a grandchild already?
**[01:19] ---**
Well, time passes differently in
the genie world and the human world.
**[01:24] ---**
I've already made all
the arrangements.
**[01:26] ---**
Make me proud, Akubi.
**[01:29] ---**
Yes. Well then, Father, Prince…
**[01:32] ---**
Big Sister!
**[01:34] ---**
She's gone.
**[01:36] ---**
It appears her master
has already called upon her powers.
**[01:39] ---**
Akubi! Good luck!
**[01:42] ---**
Ororon!
**[01:49] ---**
And now, let's take a little step back…
**[01:57] ---**
TOKYO, 2020
**[02:13] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[02:21] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[02:29] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[02:40] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[02:48] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:53] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:59] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[03:03] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[03:07] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[03:15] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[03:19] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[03:32] ---**
PRESTO, BAMMO, IT'S AKUBI!
**[03:38] ---**
See ya!!
**[03:39] ---**
Bye!
**[03:40] ---**
Hey, Kantaro! Mario!
**[03:42] ---**
You finished all
your homeroom duties already?
**[03:45] ---**
Bye!
**[03:46] ---**
Those two never stick around
after school.
**[03:49] ---**
They're probably hungry.
Can't wait to have my snack too.
**[03:55] ---**
They take the shortest distance possible
so that they don't waste even a millimeter.
**[03:59] ---**
Oh yeah?
**[04:00] ---**
Yeah. And at the next event…
**[04:02] ---**
–Passing through! – Laters!
**[04:03] ---**
Oh, Kan and Mario.
**[04:09] ---**
Okay, Kan. See you tomorrow!
**[04:10] ---**
Yup! See ya!!
**[04:13] ---**
Off…
**[04:14] ---**
…we go!
**[04:19] ---**
I'm home!
**[04:21] ---**
Sweet! That was a minute 13 seconds
faster than yesterday!
**[04:30] ---**
Coming!
**[04:32] ---**
*Hello! Package delivery!*
**[04:35] ---**
TO MR. KANICHI'S GRANDCHILD
FROM KING GENIE
FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE
**[04:36] ---**
To Mr. Kanichi's grandchild…?
**[04:38] ---**
That means it's for me…right?
**[04:43] ---**
Looks sketchy to me…
**[04:45] ---**
What is this…?
Some kind of scam?
**[04:52] ---**
What the heck?
**[04:55] ---**
Is it a vase?
**[05:02] ---**
Weird.
**[05:08] ---**
Yum!
**[05:11] ---**
Nothing better than a little
peace and quiet after saving some time!
**[05:15] ---**
And I still got a little
time before Mom gets home.
**[05:20] ---**
...a little nap can't hurt.
**[05:34] ---**
Th-Th-The…
**[05:35] ---**
The vase is moving?!
**[05:39] ---**
Get away from me!
**[06:00] ---**
Presto, bammo, it's Akubi!
**[06:06] ---**
W-W-W-What's going on?
Am I dreaming?
**[06:08] ---**
You must be Kan's grandson!
**[06:11] ---**
I'm Princess Akubi!
**[06:20] ---**
And then, after that…
**[06:22] ---**
And that's why Father sent me to your world.
**[06:26] ---**
It's part of my training to become queen.
**[06:28] ---**
None of this makes any sense.
**[06:32] ---**
My father is King Genie.
**[06:34] ---**
– Huh? King... what…?
– He uses magic…
**[06:37] ---**
to make everyone happy.
**[06:39] ---**
*King Genie?*
**[06:41] ---**
*Yes, when I was a boy,*
**[06:43] ---**
*a genie king popped out
of a vase every time I sneezed.*
**[06:47] ---**
*And he'd use his magic
to grant all kinds of wishes.*
**[06:51] ---**
*Goodness, how long ago was that…?*
**[06:55] ---**
*Yeah right, sure he did.*
**[06:57] ---**
*But he did.*
**[07:02] ---**
Could this be what Grandpa
was talking about?
**[07:06] ---**
What is your name, Kan's grandson?
**[07:09] ---**
Kantaro Yotayama.
**[07:11] ---**
Oh my! Your name has a "Kan"
just like your grandpa.
**[07:14] ---**
W-Well, I hear my grandpa named me so…
**[07:18] ---**
So then, you're Kan too!
**[07:20] ---**
So, Kan. What's your wish for the future?
**[07:23] ---**
Huh? Wish?
**[07:24] ---**
Yeah, what do you want to be?!
**[07:26] ---**
What do I want to be?
Why do you want to know?
**[07:29] ---**
Well it just so happens that
my specialty is transformation.
**[07:32] ---**
I can turn you into anything you want to be!
**[07:37] ---**
I don't know what to say…
**[07:39] ---**
Don't be shy, it can be
anything... a pilot, a doctor!
**[07:43] ---**
Oh, I know! You are going to be so excited!
**[07:49] ---**
Abracadabra!
**[07:53] ---**
You are now a baseball player!
**[08:01] ---**
How's that?
**[08:05] ---**
Gross... I'm so old!
**[08:08] ---**
Change me back, quick!
**[08:11] ---**
Oh, it wasn't to your liking?
**[08:18] ---**
Thank goodness... what'd you do that for?
**[08:22] ---**
Now you get it, right?
**[08:23] ---**
My magic allows me
to grant you any wish you desire.
**[08:29] ---**
So tell me what you want to be.
**[08:32] ---**
I got nothing.
**[08:33] ---**
What? That won't do!
**[08:36] ---**
How am I supposed to
work my way up to queen?
**[08:38] ---**
You sure there's nothing?
**[08:39] ---**
Yup, I'm sure.
Right, Bull-ko?
**[08:43] ---**
And then, and then...
**[08:45] ---**
Come on,
you sure you don't have anything?
**[08:47] ---**
Really, wish your heart out.
**[08:49] ---**
I told you, I got nothing.
**[08:50] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[08:52] ---**
It is what it is, so looks like
you'll have to try someplace else…
**[08:56] ---**
A-A-Achoo!
**[08:59] ---**
Oh, you sneezed!
**[09:12] ---**
Your wish is my command. Ta-dah!
**[09:16] ---**
Jeez, another one!
**[09:18] ---**
Is that you, Kan?
**[09:20] ---**
Oh, what a wonderful surprise.
**[09:22] ---**
I cannot fully express how
grateful I am to be reunited with you sir!
**[09:27] ---**
– Hey, who the heck are you?
– Orororon!
**[09:29] ---**
L-Let go of me!
**[09:31] ---**
My sincere apologies.
**[09:33] ---**
You are the spitting image
of the Kan I used to know.
**[09:37] ---**
Open, Magic Purse!
**[09:41] ---**
Let me introduce you to my handy
little helper who holds all my magic tools.
**[09:47] ---**
It's a pleasure.
**[09:48] ---**
Yikes, that thing talks!
**[09:50] ---**
Let's start over.
**[09:52] ---**
You're the grandson of Kanichi and
your name is umm…
**[09:55] ---**
He's Kantaro. He's also Kan.
**[09:58] ---**
Oh, another Kan, huh?
I'm Akubi's father.
**[10:04] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[10:05] ---**
That means…
**[10:07] ---**
I am King Genie, ruler
of the world of wizardry.
**[10:12] ---**
*So this guy... is the king?*
**[10:14] ---**
Father, Kan tells me he has no wish
for the future.
**[10:18] ---**
What? No wish? How can that be?!
**[10:22] ---**
But you don't, right?
**[10:23] ---**
Right.
**[10:24] ---**
What?!
**[10:26] ---**
That's impossible!
**[10:28] ---**
Your grandpa Kan not only had dreams
for the future,
**[10:31] ---**
but there were always things
he wanted to have and do.
**[10:34] ---**
I had to work hard to grant all his wishes.
**[10:37] ---**
Yeah, but I just don't have anything.
**[10:40] ---**
But seriously,
are you really the King Genie?
**[10:43] ---**
Well, of course.
**[10:44] ---**
Behold, the magic power
of the King of Genies.
**[10:50] ---**
I'll take you wherever you want
on this magic carpet.
**[10:53] ---**
Where do you wish to go?
**[10:56] ---**
Where I want to go is…
**[10:58] ---**
Where you want to go is?
**[11:00] ---**
Nowhere.
**[11:01] ---**
I just got home from school,
I don't want to do anything.
**[11:08] ---**
Oh no, that won't work!
**[11:10] ---**
Then, how about homework?
**[11:12] ---**
Your Grandpa Kan always relied on magic
to finish his homework.
**[11:17] ---**
I did it all while no one
was looking at homeroom.
**[11:21] ---**
What?
**[11:22] ---**
You're done already?!
**[11:24] ---**
Yeah, that way I can do whatever
I want when I get home.
**[11:28] ---**
Wow, this carpet thingy
is actually pretty comfy.
**[11:31] ---**
Thank you, m'lad!
**[11:32] ---**
Gah, even it talks!
**[11:34] ---**
What shall we do, Father?
**[11:36] ---**
Not to worry.
Then how about this?
**[11:41] ---**
Abracadabra.
**[11:47] ---**
You amaze me, Father!
**[11:49] ---**
What do you think you're doing?
Put it back the way it was now!
**[11:51] ---**
But these are all-you-can read
comic books!
**[11:55] ---**
Yeah, but there's an all-you-can read
comic book app.
**[11:58] ---**
Huh? What the devil is that?
**[12:00] ---**
A smart phone.
**[12:02] ---**
Smart…?
**[12:02] ---**
Wow, it's like magic.
**[12:04] ---**
How many books will that hold?
**[12:08] ---**
Hmm, about one hundred thousand.
**[12:10] ---**
One hundred thousand!!
**[12:11] ---**
Extraordinary... and it
has only been fifty years!
**[12:18] ---**
Yeah, extraordinary.
Can you put this back the way it was?
**[12:21] ---**
Okay.
**[12:26] ---**
I tell you, this is the life.
**[12:29] ---**
Hmm…this is a problem.
**[12:33] ---**
Right?
**[12:35] ---**
Well, if that's the case…
**[12:37] ---**
Let's go outside!
**[12:40] ---**
Oh, Magic Carpet!
**[12:42] ---**
Roger! I can't wait to feel
the wind through my fibers again.
**[12:45] ---**
Come on, the sky is waiting!
**[12:46] ---**
Hang on…
**[12:47] ---**
All right then…
**[12:49] ---**
Away we go!
**[12:56] ---**
Visibility is excellent!
**[12:58] ---**
Hey, let me down.
**[12:59] ---**
Where the heck are we going on this thing?
**[13:02] ---**
Hey, that's no way to speak to me!
**[13:04] ---**
Wow, this is as soft as a bunny's belly.
It's unreal.
**[13:07] ---**
That's more like it.
**[13:10] ---**
I can't take this…
**[13:11] ---**
Listen, Kan. Children
are meant to be outside.
**[13:15] ---**
For the love of all that is holy,
you have to be out on a sunny day.
**[13:18] ---**
Yes, Father is totally right!
**[13:20] ---**
What am I supposed to do outdoors?
**[13:22] ---**
You're gonna make me
play soccer or something?
**[13:24] ---**
Without any shoes?
**[13:25] ---**
Soccer! Now that's a fabulous idea!
**[13:28] ---**
Leave the shoes to me.
**[13:29] ---**
Perfect! There's a park right there.
**[13:31] ---**
And then?
**[13:33] ---**
Darn it!
My job is to fly you to places!
**[13:35] ---**
Shush, people are gonna
freak out if they see you.
**[13:39] ---**
It'll only be for a little bit, okay?
**[13:40] ---**
Ready, Kan?
**[13:42] ---**
Wait!
**[13:43] ---**
We'll get in trouble
if we play soccer here.
**[13:46] ---**
Parks are for playing.
**[13:48] ---**
There!
**[13:50] ---**
You have to receive his pass
or it won't be soccer.
**[13:54] ---**
But that just came out of nowhere!
**[13:56] ---**
I'm telling you,
we can't play soccer here!
**[13:59] ---**
Hello, joyous children!
**[14:02] ---**
Come play soccer with us.
**[14:05] ---**
Come on, this way.
**[14:09] ---**
What on earth?!
**[14:12] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:13] ---**
Are you okay? What happened?!
**[14:15] ---**
This old man is scary.
**[14:17] ---**
Nice to meet you.
I am the grand ruler of the magic realm.
**[14:20] ---**
You may call me King Genie.
**[14:22] ---**
You're under arrest!
**[14:24] ---**
But all I wanted was to play
with the wonderful children…
**[14:27] ---**
Of course you did, buddy, it says
"No soccer allowed!"
**[14:32] ---**
Oh, I see.
But what a curious sign.
**[14:34] ---**
You can tell it to the folks at the station.
**[14:36] ---**
Father's done nothing wrong and
he's not a scary old man either!
**[14:40] ---**
Sorry, but he is kinda weird.
**[14:42] ---**
And then… Stop!
**[14:45] ---**
Goodness, what a distressing encounter.
**[14:46] ---**
Father!
**[14:48] ---**
Welcome back, Father!
**[14:50] ---**
You served your time well.
**[14:52] ---**
What on earth was that
wretched alarm anyway?
**[14:57] ---**
It's called a personal alarm.
**[14:59] ---**
You just stick it on your backpack.
**[15:02] ---**
If you happen to see a weirdo
or you get in trouble,
**[15:05] ---**
you pull this string to let people
know you're in need of help.
**[15:09] ---**
Did the world really become this dangerous?
**[15:12] ---**
Well, you never know what might happen.
**[15:15] ---**
Hey, go back.
**[15:16] ---**
Roger.
**[15:19] ---**
It's Kaneamari.
**[15:21] ---**
I hear he's already doing
junior high school math in cram school.
**[15:25] ---**
Math?
**[15:27] ---**
He breezes through really difficult
simultaneous equations and stuff.
**[15:30] ---**
Simultaneous equations?!
**[15:32] ---**
Itchy, itchy, itchy…
**[15:33] ---**
Are you okay, Father?
**[15:35] ---**
What's going on?
**[15:36] ---**
Father hates math and everything
related to numbers!
**[15:40] ---**
Just the mention of the word "math"
makes me break out in hives!
**[15:44] ---**
Oh no, I have to distract him!
**[15:47] ---**
Look! There is a hamburger
spinning around down there!
**[15:51] ---**
What? Where?
**[15:53] ---**
Well, would you look at that, you're right.
**[15:56] ---**
Oh, that's a family-style restaurant.
**[15:58] ---**
Family-style?
**[15:59] ---**
And then,
a family-style restaurant.
**[16:01] ---**
Who is that man?
**[16:03] ---**
Maybe a street performer.
**[16:05] ---**
Hey, you know, everyone is looking at you.
**[16:07] ---**
Don't worry about it.
We'll blend in in no time.
**[16:11] ---**
He's absolutely right.
**[16:12] ---**
Hey there!
**[16:13] ---**
What is wrong with these two?
**[16:16] ---**
Wow, hamburger galore!
**[16:20] ---**
What is this?
It's round like a tambourine. So cute!
**[16:24] ---**
Back in the day,
we could only get hamburger at home.
**[16:28] ---**
Mom sometimes makes it too.
**[16:31] ---**
You know, you can get a burger
at fast food places, too.
**[16:34] ---**
Burgers?
**[16:35] ---**
You don't know what a burger is?
**[16:36] ---**
Oh, look. They're eating it over there.
**[16:39] ---**
They're eating hamburger between bread!
**[16:43] ---**
The innovations are amazing...
**[16:45] ---**
May I take your order?
**[16:48] ---**
Hmmm... so many choices...
Give me everything from here to here.
**[16:52] ---**
Everything?
**[16:54] ---**
And please also bring this pizza thing
with all the little yummies on top.
**[16:58] ---**
What are you having, Kan?
**[17:01] ---**
Oh nothing. I'll share with you.
**[17:04] ---**
*Even he won't be able to finish all that.*
**[17:06] ---**
And then…
**[17:09] ---**
Positively scrumptious!
**[17:11] ---**
H-Holy crap…
**[17:13] ---**
Father has always loved hamburger.
**[17:15] ---**
Oh, pardon me, Miss.
The second course, please, on the double!
**[17:19] ---**
And then, after that…
**[17:21] ---**
That was excellent.
**[17:23] ---**
All right then, shall we mosey on back?
**[17:26] ---**
Back home?
**[17:27] ---**
Back to the park.
**[17:28] ---**
What? How come?
**[17:30] ---**
If you go home,
**[17:31] ---**
all you'll do is lie around
and do nothing again.
**[17:33] ---**
Yeah, and?
**[17:35] ---**
No!
**[17:39] ---**
That hamburger really woke me up!
**[17:43] ---**
I can take on the world
now thanks to that pizza!
**[17:46] ---**
Somebody, please, help...
**[17:47] ---**
Ribbit…
**[17:48] ---**
All right,
I hope you are ready…
**[17:50] ---**
…for you are about to witness
a fantastical and magical feat!
**[17:55] ---**
What now?
**[17:56] ---**
An amusement park.
**[17:58] ---**
A roller coaster and a haunted mansion.
It's full of titillating excitement!
**[18:02] ---**
That magic carpet ride
was titillating enough.
**[18:06] ---**
If I want excitement, I have VR.
**[18:09] ---**
It's a lot safer than
that stupid carpet, too.
**[18:12] ---**
VR?
**[18:13] ---**
It means virtual reality.
– Hey, you don't think I'm safe?
**[18:15] ---**
Yeah, it allows you to do things
you could never do in real life.
**[18:23] ---**
Um, in other words…
How can I explain it…?
**[18:27] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[18:29] ---**
Can I borrow that for a sec?
**[18:32] ---**
So this is VR?
**[18:34] ---**
A toy like this gives you thrills?
Don't make me laugh.
**[18:37] ---**
Just stick it on your face.
**[18:45] ---**
I-I-I'm scared!
**[18:47] ---**
What on earth?!
**[18:55] ---**
Oh? The cliff's gone.
**[18:58] ---**
How does that work?
**[18:59] ---**
Goodness, that was exciting.
**[19:01] ---**
Told ya.
**[19:04] ---**
Home sweet home!
**[19:08] ---**
Even magic was powerless
in finding him a wish.
**[19:13] ---**
At this rate,
how will I ever become queen?
**[19:16] ---**
That's all you ever talk about.
**[19:19] ---**
Why worry about becoming anything?
**[19:21] ---**
It is my destiny to take over for my father
and become the best queen I can be.
**[19:26] ---**
Everything worth doing takes hard work.
**[19:29] ---**
I work hard to realize my dream.
**[19:32] ---**
Yeah, well you can have your dream
cause I'm not doing anything like that.
**[19:35] ---**
So you really don't have any dreams
for the future?
**[19:39] ---**
I don't…
**[19:41] ---**
Because you know?
**[19:42] ---**
All the jobs we have now will
be taken over by AI.
**[19:45] ---**
AI?
**[19:47] ---**
Sure, you may know exactly what
you want to do in the future.
**[19:50] ---**
But in a few decades,
that job may no longer exist.
**[19:54] ---**
What? That job…
**[19:56] ---**
...may not exist?
**[19:58] ---**
Everyone knows in the future
no one will have to work.
**[20:04] ---**
And that's why doing nothing
now makes so much sense.
**[20:08] ---**
You cannot be…
**[20:10] ---**
Your grandpa also
relied on others
**[20:13] ---**
and always tried to
take the easy way out.
**[20:15] ---**
But he had dreams and hopes of
what he wanted and how he wanted to be.
**[20:22] ---**
Now everything is about convenience.
**[20:25] ---**
I suppose a silly genie and his magic were
not long for this cruel, cruel world…
**[20:30] ---**
Father…
**[20:31] ---**
Who would have imagined the passage
of time would have been so merciless?
**[20:36] ---**
I… I…
**[20:38] ---**
Ororon, Ororon!
**[20:41] ---**
Hey, stop crying!
You're flooding the room!
**[20:46] ---**
Father!
**[20:47] ---**
Genies still have a lot to contribute...
**[20:52] ---**
I've made up my mind!
I'm going to find a dream for Kan!
**[20:56] ---**
I will help you become
the best you you can be,
**[20:58] ---**
just as Father did for your
grandpa all those years ago.
**[21:00] ---**
This time, I'll be the one
to find Kan's dream!
**[21:05] ---**
Well said!
**[21:08] ---**
And that is just the thing that
will prepare you to be queen!
**[21:12] ---**
Yes! I'll do my best!
**[21:14] ---**
I know you can do it.
**[21:17] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[21:18] ---**
Hey! You can't just decide that!
**[21:20] ---**
Don't worry. I'll do my best.
**[21:22] ---**
That's not the point.
**[21:24] ---**
I refuse to have
anything to do with that.
**[21:27] ---**
Jeez. What the heck's going on?
**[21:29] ---**
I don't get it.
**[21:32] ---**
Flatulence!
**[21:35] ---**
Huh?! Now, what?
**[21:47] ---**
Prince…
**[21:52] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[21:54] ---**
Prince…
**[22:00] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:04] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:12] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this,
I wanna try that*
**[22:21] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:29] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:40] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:44] ---**
*I miss our little chats
about nothing and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:01] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:09] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
Hey, Father. Can you say pizza
ten times in a row?
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:29] ---**
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
**[23:33] ---**
Okay, then what's this?
**[23:34] ---**
That's a knee.
**[23:36] ---**
Wrong! Gotcha!
**[23:38] ---**
That's an elbow.
**[23:40] ---**
That was an honest mistake!
**[23:42] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020…
**[23:46] ---**
Prince Farty Let's It Rip!
**[23:48] ---**
That's the story!
**[23:48] ---**
Everyone, the wait is over.
I, Prince Farty, am finally here!
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it!
# E2 - Prince Farty Let's It Rip!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYPP7W49Y/prince-farty-lets-it-rip)
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**[00:06] ---**
FIFTY YEARS AGO
AND TODAY
LET'S COMPARE THE TWO
**[00:06] ---**
Let's compare!
**[00:08] ---**
Yesteryear!
**[00:08] ---**
With the here and now!
**[00:10] ---**
Today's segment is all about tv.
**[00:12] ---**
You're looking at a
fifty-year-old television.
**[00:16] ---**
Abracadabra
**[00:20] ---**
I remember when our tv had legs.
**[00:25] ---**
Wow, so that's how
you change channels.
**[00:29] ---**
Yes, and believe it or not,
**[00:32] ---**
color televisions were quite rare.
**[00:35] ---**
Oh, you broke it.
**[00:38] ---**
No, it's completely normal.
**[00:39] ---**
All you've got to do is…
**[00:41] ---**
Change the channel with this.
**[00:44] ---**
With pliers?
**[00:45] ---**
Fifty years ago
that's how everyone did it!
**[00:47] ---**
Fast forward to today…
**[00:51] ---**
Good heavens, the screen
is so big yet so thin.
**[00:54] ---**
You think that's impressive,
look, no more dials.
**[00:56] ---**
You do everything with a remote.
**[00:58] ---**
Who would've thunk…
**[01:00] ---**
Amazing!
**[01:15] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:23] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:30] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:41] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:49] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:54] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:59] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:03] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:08] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:16] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:20] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:34] ---**
Poot…
**[02:35] ---**
Whoa!
**[02:36] ---**
Wh-Wh-Who is this kid?!
**[02:39] ---**
Poot... poot…
**[02:41] ---**
It's Prince Farty.
**[02:41] ---**
PRINCE FARTY LET'S IT RIP!
**[02:42] ---**
Prince... Farty?
**[02:44] ---**
What a precious little
thing you are in this world.
**[02:48] ---**
That is a surprise!
**[02:50] ---**
Poot…
**[02:52] ---**
*I wasn't exactly expecting
this myself.*
**[02:55] ---**
*Jesus, all I can
freakin spit out is poot?*
**[02:57] ---**
Kan, let me introduce you to
my little brother,
**[03:02] ---**
Prince Farty.
**[03:03] ---**
You're related?
**[03:04] ---**
Poot…
**[03:05] ---**
*So, this is the guy, huh?*
**[03:06] ---**
*The grandson of that lazy-ass human.*
**[03:10] ---**
I am proud to call him my son.
**[03:13] ---**
Son…
**[03:14] ---**
Moving on, what's the deal
with this vase?
**[03:18] ---**
Well, when you emit gas, shall we say,
**[03:20] ---**
the little guy pops out of the vase
just like we do.
**[03:23] ---**
You mean fart?
**[03:27] ---**
You... you gotta be joking, right?
**[03:31] ---**
*Dammit, now the prick
is moking me...*
**[03:34] ---**
Pass wind and you get to be his master.
**[03:38] ---**
Isn't that right, Little Bro?
**[03:39] ---**
Poot…
**[03:40] ---**
Hmm…
**[03:41] ---**
Poot…
**[03:44] ---**
Oww!
**[03:45] ---**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[03:47] ---**
Puu.
**[03:48] ---**
If there's something
you wanna say, say it.
**[03:51] ---**
*Yeah, but I can only say poot.
Get a clue, Sis.*
**[03:56] ---**
Come on. Apologize to Kan.
**[03:59] ---**
Poot!
**[04:03] ---**
Hey, is he crying?
**[04:05] ---**
Poot!
**[04:05] ---**
He's too young. He can't figure out
why you're getting mad!
**[04:09] ---**
He may look like a baby but…
**[04:13] ---**
Brother? Oh no, your mind
shrank too.
**[04:18] ---**
*That's not the only thing that shrank.*
**[04:20] ---**
Gracious me, what a pickle.
**[04:23] ---**
He doesn't seem to understand
what we're saying to him.
**[04:25] ---**
I'm afraid we are looking
at an infantile Prince Farty.
**[04:29] ---**
It certainly appears that way, Father.
**[04:31] ---**
*Hell yeah! Fooling them was
a piece of cake.*
**[04:35] ---**
*They're so dense.*
**[04:38] ---**
You must forgive me, Kan.
**[04:41] ---**
Prince Farty is a mere child,
both physically and mentally.
**[04:46] ---**
You just figured that out now?
He's obviously a kid.
**[04:50] ---**
There's no question.
**[04:51] ---**
*Bingo, kid.*
**[04:53] ---**
As his father,
**[04:55] ---**
I should apologize on his behalf
for hitting you in the face.
**[04:59] ---**
I owe you the same apology.
I'm sorry.
**[05:02] ---**
Oh, it's not that big a deal.
**[05:05] ---**
Oh?
**[05:06] ---**
Where is he…?
**[05:08] ---**
Poo... poot? Poot poot…
**[05:13] ---**
*He's got some pretty cool stuff…*
**[05:17] ---**
Poot…
**[05:18] ---**
Oh no, don't touch that!
**[05:20] ---**
Poo!
**[05:21] ---**
Phew…
**[05:23] ---**
That was close.
This was really expensive you know.
**[05:26] ---**
Whoa!
**[05:28] ---**
H-Hey, don't cry!
Oh no, what do I do?
**[05:32] ---**
Someone make him stop!
**[05:34] ---**
It's all right, Daddy
will make it all better.
**[05:37] ---**
There there…
**[05:38] ---**
Peek-a…
**[05:40] ---**
Boo!
**[05:42] ---**
*Humph, like that'll make me
stop crying!*
**[05:47] ---**
– Oh no, he's doing it again.
– Oh no!
**[05:50] ---**
Big sis to the rescue!
**[05:52] ---**
Ready, steady...peek-a-boo!
**[05:55] ---**
Akubi! Smile!
**[05:57] ---**
*Oh puhleeze…*
**[06:01] ---**
You made it worse!
**[06:06] ---**
Poo, poo, poo.
**[06:08] ---**
He just keeps goin!
**[06:10] ---**
*All right, fine then…*
**[06:12] ---**
Poot…
**[06:13] ---**
He finally stopped.
**[06:15] ---**
What glorious silence.
**[06:18] ---**
And then after that…
**[06:21] ---**
So, you like trains, Kan?
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:26] ---**
Ororon! That is music to my ears.
**[06:29] ---**
It tickles me pink to know that
children still have good old fashioned hobbies.
**[06:37] ---**
Oh I am so relieved. Ororon.
**[06:41] ---**
Geez, now this guy can't hold it together.
**[06:43] ---**
I'm relieved to hear that too, Kan.
**[06:46] ---**
You said you didn't have any hopes
or dreams for the future,
**[06:49] ---**
but what you really want to be
is a train driver, right?
**[06:52] ---**
Huh? Me? A train driver?
**[06:55] ---**
Huh? That's not it?
**[06:56] ---**
Don't you like trains?
**[07:00] ---**
You just don't get it.
**[07:02] ---**
I'm perfectly happy looking at
models and pictures right here.
**[07:06] ---**
I don't need anything else.
**[07:09] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[07:10] ---**
I'm afraid I'm just not following.
**[07:13] ---**
How does one like trains
and not want to drive them?
**[07:16] ---**
You know, you make a lot of assumptions.
**[07:18] ---**
People like different things…
**[07:20] ---**
Some people like taking pictures of them,
some like riding in them,
**[07:21] ---**
some like the cars,
while others like the stations,
**[07:22] ---**
some like the maps and timetables,
and some like just models of trains.
**[07:24] ---**
And there are others too.
**[07:27] ---**
*Oh, so you're a smart guy.
This'll be fun.*
**[07:33] ---**
*Tah di, tah dum, tah do, tah da.*
**[07:35] ---**
Poot!
**[07:38] ---**
*Wait, all that for one measly poot*?
**[07:43] ---**
*Whatever…*
**[07:48] ---**
Huh? Wait, how…?
**[07:53] ---**
Huh?
**[07:54] ---**
Whaat?!
**[07:56] ---**
W-W-What's…
**[07:57] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:00] ---**
Ahh!
**[08:01] ---**
TRAINS MONTHLY
**[08:04] ---**
– Oh my…
– …goodness.
**[08:06] ---**
You're kidding me, right?
Hey, where did it go?
**[08:09] ---**
Oh come on…
**[08:10] ---**
I've been saving that gift money
like forever.
**[08:17] ---**
*Ooh, I think I pissed him off.
Now we're getting somewhere.*
**[08:21] ---**
Poot?
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, King Genie.
You're his dad, right?
**[08:27] ---**
Well, do something, come on!
**[08:29] ---**
I'm afraid I have to ask for
your forgiveness again, Kan.
**[08:32] ---**
Only the person who
cast the spell can lift it.
**[08:36] ---**
What? Of course...
**[08:39] ---**
Ah, what a day!
**[08:41] ---**
I'm home, Kan! You there?
**[08:45] ---**
I got grilled sweet potatoes, your favorite.
**[08:47] ---**
Come and get 'em.
**[08:48] ---**
Crap, she's home already.
What do I do?
**[08:52] ---**
First things first, you must
properly introduce us to your mother.
**[08:57] ---**
Yes, first impressions are everything.
**[09:00] ---**
Please don't.
**[09:01] ---**
Mom's gonna freak if she finds out.
**[09:05] ---**
Believe me, it'll be
a lot easier if you don't.
**[09:07] ---**
Poot.
**[09:08] ---**
Poot.
**[09:09] ---**
Poot!
**[09:12] ---**
Poot!
**[09:14] ---**
Poot, poot!
**[09:17] ---**
Poot, poot!
**[09:19] ---**
Forget the introductions.
Do something about the magic!
**[09:23] ---**
Of course as his father,
I take full responsibility.
**[09:27] ---**
Ahchoo!
**[09:31] ---**
Oh no! He went back into the vase.
**[09:34] ---**
Hey, come back! Mr. Genie!
**[09:38] ---**
It's no use.
**[09:39] ---**
Huh?
**[09:40] ---**
Father appears with a sneeze,
and he returns with a sneeze.
**[09:45] ---**
If you were to yawn again,
then you would send me back too.
**[09:48] ---**
You can't go back now.
**[09:50] ---**
All right, if that's what it takes...
**[09:53] ---**
Ah… Ah… Ah…
**[09:57] ---**
I can't sneeze!
**[09:59] ---**
Damn, the one time I want to sneeze.
**[10:05] ---**
What's going on up there?
**[10:08] ---**
Kan, is someone there?
Your friends?
**[10:12] ---**
Oh no… she's caught on…
**[10:14] ---**
Nope! Just me.
**[10:16] ---**
Um…um…let's see…
**[10:18] ---**
I know! A movie.
**[10:20] ---**
I'm just watching a movie…
it's kinda crazy!
**[10:23] ---**
Come down now.
**[10:24] ---**
They're getting cold.
**[10:26] ---**
Okay.
**[10:28] ---**
Shit, what am I gonna do?
**[10:31] ---**
I've got this.
**[10:32] ---**
Listen, Poopy Pants, enough magic!
**[10:35] ---**
Poot…
**[10:36] ---**
*Bite me.*
**[10:38] ---**
I'm telling you all that negativity
is just gonna make him hate you more.
**[10:42] ---**
Oh, I didn't mean to…
**[10:43] ---**
Nowadays,
**[10:45] ---**
parenting is all about praising
not scolding.
**[10:48] ---**
Praise not scold…
All right, I get it.
**[10:52] ---**
There, there, little bro, good boy.
**[10:56] ---**
TRAINS MONTHLY
**[10:56] ---**
This is very important to Kanta.
**[10:59] ---**
It is not a plaything, understand?
**[11:01] ---**
You've always been
a good boy, right? Hm?
**[11:05] ---**
– Owww!
– Poo poo poo…
**[11:07] ---**
– Yay!
– Careful!
**[11:09] ---**
What am I saying, he's a little shit.
**[11:12] ---**
Poot.
**[11:13] ---**
Hm?
**[11:21] ---**
Thank god.
**[11:23] ---**
Good boy!
Now that's my little brother!
**[11:25] ---**
Listen, kid.
No more casting spells, okay?
**[11:28] ---**
*Sure, like I'd take orders from you.*
**[11:33] ---**
Poot!
**[11:38] ---**
What?! Watch out!
**[11:41] ---**
*Suddenly I've got the urge
to unleash a whole mess of magic!*
**[11:45] ---**
We're just gonna have to put
Prince Farty back in the vase.
**[11:49] ---**
Kan. I need you to rip one.
**[11:50] ---**
Really? I'll do my best!
**[11:54] ---**
Mom!
Where are those potatoes?
**[11:56] ---**
In that paper bag there.
**[11:57] ---**
– They were on sale.
– I'll take'em all!
**[11:59] ---**
Huh?
**[12:02] ---**
What are you doing?
**[12:06] ---**
You want gas,
so I got sweet potatoes.
**[12:12] ---**
Come on!
How's it I got nothing?
**[12:17] ---**
Poot, poot!
**[12:19] ---**
Where to, sir?
**[12:20] ---**
Poo poot!
**[12:21] ---**
– If you say so!
– Poo poot!
**[12:23] ---**
Oh!
**[12:24] ---**
Hey, stop!
**[12:26] ---**
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poot!
**[12:29] ---**
Poot poot!
**[12:35] ---**
We'll never catch up.
**[12:38] ---**
Can't you just use magic
to catch him?
**[12:40] ---**
Didn't I tell you? My
specialty is transformation.
**[12:45] ---**
We're gonna need more than transformation…
**[12:49] ---**
That's what you think.
**[12:52] ---**
Hocus...
**[12:54] ---**
Pocus!
**[12:59] ---**
Whoah, I'm like ripped.
**[13:01] ---**
Now you've got the physique of a
**[13:02] ---**
sprinter capable of running a
hundred meters in nine seconds.
**[13:05] ---**
Ready!
**[13:15] ---**
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo…
**[13:16] ---**
Poot.
**[13:18] ---**
How sweet are you!
And who do you belong to?
**[13:21] ---**
Hm, where's Mommy or Daddy?
**[13:25] ---**
Now what is a little guy like you
crawling around out here all alone.
**[13:29] ---**
*Stealing the hearts of gullible
moms is what I do best.*
**[13:36] ---**
What a good boy.
Why don't you play with my Kenta?
**[13:41] ---**
Poot.
**[13:43] ---**
*All right, she fell for it.*
**[13:47] ---**
One hundred meters in nine seconds, my butt!
**[13:52] ---**
I'm not running fast at all.
**[13:54] ---**
I said you had the physique of a sprinter.
**[13:58] ---**
How you use that ability
is completely up to you.
**[14:01] ---**
Now you tell me?
Then change me back.
**[14:05] ---**
All right.
**[14:07] ---**
Hocus…!
**[14:09] ---**
Pocus!
**[14:15] ---**
Oh, over there!
**[14:16] ---**
There he is! Little bro!
**[14:18] ---**
Poot, poot…
**[14:20] ---**
Excuse me!
**[14:23] ---**
He's my little brother.
I'll take him home right now
**[14:27] ---**
Sorry for the trouble.
**[14:29] ---**
Time to go.
**[14:30] ---**
Poot!
**[14:32] ---**
So little pooty pie…
**[14:35] ---**
Were these big kids
being mean to you?
**[14:38] ---**
Don't worry. I'll protect you.
**[14:41] ---**
Huh?
**[14:42] ---**
No, that's not what happened.
**[14:43] ---**
To think you enjoy torturing
such a defenseless child.
**[14:46] ---**
Whaat?!
**[14:47] ---**
Oh no, we....
**[14:48] ---**
I want to know the name of your school.
**[14:50] ---**
Where's your father?
And your mother?
**[14:52] ---**
W-Well…
**[14:54] ---**
Poo poot…
**[14:55] ---**
*Ha, take that.*
**[14:57] ---**
Hey, we can leave Prince Farty with her.
**[15:01] ---**
Kan, you know what you have to do!
**[15:03] ---**
Okay.
**[15:05] ---**
And then after that…
**[15:07] ---**
FART
**[15:07] ---**
It's time to get gassy.
**[15:10] ---**
You're gonna be a ticking time bomb!
**[15:11] ---**
FOODS THAT MAKE YOU FART
**[15:12] ---**
Well, according to the internet
the foods that make you fart are…
**[15:17] ---**
Sweet potatoes,
**[15:18] ---**
broccoli, cauliflower, onion,
garlic, oats, whole-wheat bread, milk,
**[15:26] ---**
cheese, yogurt, apple, banana,
peach, beans and carbonated water.
**[15:33] ---**
Wow, that square thing's magical.
**[15:36] ---**
It has all the answers.
**[15:38] ---**
Finally, fart time!
**[15:45] ---**
That's quite the appetite.
You'll be sorry.
**[15:48] ---**
Knock 'em down, Kan!
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Knock 'em down, Kan!
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Let it rip, Kan!
**[15:58] ---**
I can't.
**[15:59] ---**
No? Then on to Plan B!
**[16:03] ---**
Get ready!
Time for a different kind of hot yoga!
**[16:03] ---**
FART
**[16:05] ---**
Now strike a pose!
**[16:07] ---**
Our guest instructor today
is Mrs. Amanogawa
**[16:10] ---**
who teaches yoga in Mamenoki.
**[16:13] ---**
We're ready for yoga.
**[16:15] ---**
Um, why is Mihoshi's mom here?
**[16:18] ---**
I searched for her on
the internet, of course.
**[16:22] ---**
Show 'em what you got, Mom!
**[16:24] ---**
Ugh, even Mihoshi's here.
**[16:25] ---**
My mom's a famous yoga instructor.
**[16:29] ---**
All right, let's do this, Kan.
**[16:31] ---**
Huh?
**[16:31] ---**
First, a pose to release gas.
**[16:34] ---**
Lie face down
and roll side to side.
**[16:38] ---**
Lie face down, roll side to side.
**[16:42] ---**
Stimulating the stomach like so
**[16:45] ---**
helps release accumulated gasses.
**[16:49] ---**
Get out... get out... dammit, fart!
**[16:53] ---**
Is it working, Kan?
**[16:55] ---**
No.
**[16:56] ---**
Next is Cobra Pose.
**[16:59] ---**
You can do it, Kan!
**[17:01] ---**
If that doesn't work,
how about this? Bridge Pose!
**[17:04] ---**
This is hard…
**[17:05] ---**
And if that doesn't work,
then Rabbit Pose!
**[17:08] ---**
R-R-Rabbit…!
**[17:11] ---**
How is it, Kan? Is it working?
**[17:12] ---**
No…
**[17:14] ---**
So, this didn't work either, huh?
**[17:15] ---**
ONE OF MANY THEORIES
**[17:16] ---**
I hear the town of Yoga
in Setagaya ward
**[17:18] ---**
originates from yoga.
**[17:19] ---**
FART
**[17:19] ---**
If at first you don't succeed,
force it out…
**[17:22] ---**
…fart by massage!
**[17:24] ---**
Next, we have Ms. Tanaka who runs
a massage therapy office in Mamenoki.
**[17:30] ---**
We are ready.
**[17:31] ---**
Then let's begin.
**[17:32] ---**
Why do I have to have an audience?
**[17:35] ---**
Kan.
**[17:36] ---**
Hm?
**[17:38] ---**
Stand with your feet
shoulder width apart.
**[17:41] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[17:44] ---**
Ready? First,
place your hand over your belly button.
**[17:46] ---**
Now press down gently.
**[17:53] ---**
Massage the area
as if you are writting hiragana "no."
**[18:00] ---**
How is it, Kan?
**[18:02] ---**
Yeah, not bad!
**[18:04] ---**
Now! Kan.
**[18:08] ---**
Didn't work.
Nothing's coming out.
**[18:10] ---**
Nothing?
Okay, I got a plan!
**[18:14] ---**
Let's do it!
Time to sweat it out!
**[18:14] ---**
FART
**[18:16] ---**
Gassersize!
**[18:18] ---**
Our next guest is Teacher Suzuki,
**[18:20] ---**
PE instructor at
Mamenoki Elementary School.
**[18:22] ---**
He also oversees
the gymnastics club.
**[18:24] ---**
Regards.
**[18:25] ---**
You had to call Teacher Suzuki?
**[18:29] ---**
Spread 'em, shoulder width!
**[18:31] ---**
Okay!
**[18:32] ---**
Drop your hips so your thighs
are parallel to the ground.
**[18:36] ---**
Okay!
**[18:37] ---**
Now squat.
One, two, one, two.
**[18:41] ---**
One, two, one, two.
**[18:43] ---**
This sucks.
Do I really have to do this?
**[18:47] ---**
Yes! Come on, you can do it!
**[18:51] ---**
Hey! Bumpity bum!
**[18:53] ---**
That's it... I'm done.
**[18:55] ---**
No, you can't give up.
**[19:02] ---**
I know you have it in you, Kan!
**[19:07] ---**
I'm totally empty.
**[19:09] ---**
What? After all that?
**[19:12] ---**
Come on, push harder.
**[19:15] ---**
*What the heck
are they trying to do?*
**[19:20] ---**
*Spoiled brat.
This is mine!*
**[19:23] ---**
Poot, poot!
**[19:31] ---**
*Hey!*
**[19:32] ---**
*Dammit, that was a work of art!*
**[19:35] ---**
Now, now, no fighting, boys.
**[19:38] ---**
*Don't think I'm gonna let this go*
**[19:39] ---**
*just because you're some pathetic kid.*
**[19:42] ---**
Poot!
**[19:46] ---**
Now, now, stop crying.
**[19:53] ---**
Sweet mother of...! Is this a dream?
I must be dreaming.
**[19:58] ---**
Huh? P-Pandas?
**[20:00] ---**
Little bro must be at it again.
**[20:03] ---**
Poot, poot!
**[20:05] ---**
*Oh shit, I can't lift the spell.*
**[20:08] ---**
Hey, bad, bad boy!
**[20:10] ---**
Casting a spell like that!
Undo it right now.
**[20:14] ---**
*Listen, sis, I would if I could, but...*
**[20:18] ---**
Come on, let's get the rug rat home.
**[20:21] ---**
What about the pandas?
**[20:22] ---**
I guess we can't just
leave them here.
**[20:28] ---**
We're taking the pandas too?
**[20:30] ---**
Come on, get on, Kan.
**[20:32] ---**
Now how the heck is this gonna work?!
**[20:34] ---**
Take us back to Kan's house please.
**[20:38] ---**
And then after that…
**[20:42] ---**
I'm gonna have to live with these things?!
**[20:45] ---**
How am I supposed to
explain this to Mom?
**[20:50] ---**
Oh, there!
**[20:52] ---**
P-P-P-Poot!
**[20:57] ---**
He went back inside.
**[21:00] ---**
His spell has been lifted too.
**[21:02] ---**
Thank god.
**[21:03] ---**
Yay! Your gas has saved us.
**[21:06] ---**
I swear I am never going through that again!
**[21:09] ---**
Prince Farty is staying in his little jug.
**[21:11] ---**
Mark my words, never again shall I pass gas.
**[21:15] ---**
Oh no, it happened!
**[21:17] ---**
Poot!
**[21:19] ---**
Oh, another one!
**[21:21] ---**
Ahh, here comes another one.
**[21:24] ---**
Poot.
**[21:25] ---**
And again!
**[21:29] ---**
Poot!
**[21:31] ---**
Goodness, Kan!
**[21:32] ---**
All that food, yoga, exercise
and massage
**[21:36] ---**
really did work after all.
**[21:38] ---**
Maybe a little too well.
**[21:40] ---**
Ahh, somebody help me, make it stop!
**[21:43] ---**
I can't let anyone see me like this!
**[21:48] ---**
Don't be ashamed to toot,
it's absolute!
**[21:52] ---**
Oops, pardon me…
**[22:00] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:04] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:07] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:12] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:21] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:24] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:29] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:35] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:40] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:44] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:52] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:56] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:01] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:04] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:09] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:25] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
I'm thirsty.
**[23:27] ---**
Okay, I'll go buy you a drink.
**[23:30] ---**
You're so considerate, Puuta.
**[23:31] ---**
I'll take a "rei-ko."
**[23:33] ---**
And I'll have a"re-suka."
**[23:34] ---**
What the heck?
**[23:35] ---**
"Rei-ko" is iced coffee.
**[23:37] ---**
And"re-suka" is fizzy lemonade.
Pretty snazzy, huh?
**[23:40] ---**
How many years ago is that from?
**[23:42] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[23:44] ---**
I knew it.
**[23:45] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020, it's...
**[23:49] ---**
Love Is In the Air...from the Vase!
**[23:49] ---**
PREVIEW
LOVE IS IN THE AIR...FROM THE VASE
**[23:51] ---**
That's our story!
**[23:52] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:54] ---**
# E3 - Love Is in the Air…from the Vase
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR8M2WE7R/love-is-in-the-airfrom-the-vase)
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**[00:06] ---**
Let's take another look back!
**[00:07] ---**
You know it!
**[00:08] ---**
It's yesteryear and today!
**[00:10] ---**
Today we're all about telephones.
**[00:12] ---**
This is a specimen
from fifty years ago,
**[00:14] ---**
the fabulous sixties.
**[00:16] ---**
Abracadabra.
**[00:22] ---**
Oh, right! The rotary phones!
**[00:26] ---**
It has a cord?
**[00:28] ---**
You better believe it.
**[00:30] ---**
You know, fifty years ago,
a phone at home was a rarity.
**[00:35] ---**
Come on!
**[00:36] ---**
In fact, on average, just seven out of
a hundred had a phone back then.
**[00:44] ---**
That's it?
**[00:46] ---**
Now, with cell phones,
**[00:49] ---**
those old fashioned landlines
are practically extinct.
**[00:51] ---**
The first portable phone
**[00:54] ---**
made its epic world debut
**[00:57] ---**
OSAKA EXPO
**[00:57] ---**
at the Osaka Expo in 1970.
**[01:02] ---**
It was the inspiration for what
would become the modern cell phone.
**[01:07] ---**
And then!
Fifty years later, today!
**[01:09] ---**
*Smart phones, right?*
**[01:10] ---**
Smart?
**[01:11] ---**
Like me?
A cell phone can be stylish and elegant?
**[01:15] ---**
Not that kind of smart, silly.
**[01:17] ---**
You know, like
witty, intelligent.
**[01:21] ---**
So an intelligent phone, huh?
Who would've thought...
**[01:25] ---**
That's technology!
**[01:39] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:48] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:55] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[02:06] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[02:15] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:19] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:25] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:29] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:33] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:41] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:45] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:58] ---**
*LOVE IS IN THE AIR... FROM THE VASE*
**[02:59] ---**
Whaat?!
**[03:00] ---**
You found a Komachi and a Hayate coupling?
**[03:02] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[03:03] ---**
I just posted it online,
watch when you get home.
**[03:06] ---**
Awesome!
I'll check it out.
**[03:08] ---**
Kan and Mario!
**[03:10] ---**
Whatcha talking about?
**[03:12] ---**
About a video Mario took.
**[03:14] ---**
Wow, what kind of a video?
**[03:17] ---**
It shows two bullet trains coupling.
**[03:19] ---**
Yeah, I went all the way to
Morioka station to film it.
**[03:23] ---**
You never cease to amaze, Mario.
I still haven't graduated from models.
**[03:28] ---**
Yeah, there's just nothing
like seeing the real thing.
**[03:32] ---**
Watch how Komachi enters
slowly from the front.
**[03:36] ---**
Oh, so it's pulling in to the station.
**[03:40] ---**
Yeah, their tips nudge together
thanks to dual retractable couplers…
**[03:42] ---**
Creak, crunch!
**[03:44] ---**
Ah! Just thinking about it
makes me excited.
**[03:47] ---**
*Oh no.
If I can't control myself, then…*
**[03:50] ---**
*It'll happen…
Shit... it's happening!*
**[03:58] ---**
Eww, disgusting.
**[04:01] ---**
Tell me about it…
who was that?
**[04:06] ---**
Huh? What?
It wasn't me!
**[04:09] ---**
And then! After that!
**[04:11] ---**
See'ya! Bye!
**[04:19] ---**
CAUTION
**[04:19] ---**
Bye, Kan!
**[04:21] ---**
Okay, Mario.
See you tomorrow.
**[04:24] ---**
All aboard!
**[04:25] ---**
All right!
**[04:29] ---**
Wow…
Mario was totally right…
**[04:32] ---**
Komachi and Hayate coupling is crazy cool.
**[04:40] ---**
Oops, oh no!
**[04:52] ---**
You yawn, and I'm all ears, it's Akubi!
**[04:54] ---**
Shit, it's you again.
**[04:56] ---**
Geez Louise, you have a sweet tooth
and a lazy streak.
**[04:59] ---**
Who're you calling lazy!
**[05:02] ---**
I'm working hard on my hobby.
**[05:04] ---**
Wow, look at it go.
**[05:07] ---**
You know, you can do more than watch videos,
you can take them too.
**[05:11] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[05:13] ---**
See, I just took a video of you.
**[05:15] ---**
*Huh? What do you mean?*
**[05:17] ---**
That's me... but how?
**[05:21] ---**
Please tell me you at least
know something about these things.
**[05:26] ---**
Mr. Smart Phone!
Play me some music.
**[05:29] ---**
Coming right up.
**[05:31] ---**
It talks?
And plays you music?
**[05:35] ---**
Did you forget?
**[05:37] ---**
I already told you about A.I..
It really is changing things.
**[05:41] ---**
Mr. Smart Phone, stop the music please.
**[05:42] ---**
Well it's no substitute for magic!
**[05:45] ---**
Fine! I'm gonna buy one of those
smart phone thingies you like so much.
**[05:49] ---**
Huh?
**[05:50] ---**
If I'm ever going to be queen,
**[05:52] ---**
I'm going to have to know
how this world works.
**[05:57] ---**
Where do you buy those, Kan?
**[06:00] ---**
You have to be an adult to buy one.
**[06:01] ---**
Adult… Then I'll just use
a little transformation magic!
**[06:06] ---**
What?!
**[06:10] ---**
Hocus Pocus
**[06:17] ---**
This should do it.
**[06:19] ---**
Okay, Kan.
Where do I go to buy a smart phone?
**[06:22] ---**
And then after that.
**[06:24] ---**
SMARTPHONE CORNER
**[06:24] ---**
I'm sorry but…
**[06:26] ---**
You need a bank account, personal seal
and ID to enter into a contract.
**[06:31] ---**
Darn…
**[06:33] ---**
You said it was for your queen training,
but you actually really wanted one.
**[06:37] ---**
Yeah… I mean no! Listen!
**[06:39] ---**
I'll never really know if it
beats magic until I have one, right?
**[06:45] ---**
Hmm…
**[06:46] ---**
Oh?!
**[06:47] ---**
Check out this chair.
It's amazing!
**[06:49] ---**
Wow, it's like a spaceship.
**[06:52] ---**
That's a massage chair.
**[06:53] ---**
What? This massages you?
**[06:56] ---**
That's all well and good,
**[06:57] ---**
but a massage chair can't beat
Father's magic hands.
**[06:59] ---**
See for yourself then.
**[07:06] ---**
What the?
**[07:07] ---**
It's massaging me all over
at the same time.
**[07:09] ---**
The A.I. tells it exactly where
it needs to press to be effective.
**[07:14] ---**
That's amazing.
**[07:15] ---**
And then after that.
**[07:16] ---**
Wow, what's this box?
**[07:19] ---**
How do I get inside?
**[07:21] ---**
Hey, stop touching it.
**[07:23] ---**
So, this is a washing machine.
You put laundry inside, not people.
**[07:29] ---**
Washing machine…?!
This is?!
**[07:32] ---**
Umm…you don't even know this?
**[07:34] ---**
I mean,
are you supposed to put water in it?
**[07:36] ---**
That can't be it because
the water would just fall out.
**[07:38] ---**
Everyone knows this is
what a washing machine looks like.
**[07:41] ---**
It'll even spin dry it after washing.
**[07:44] ---**
Now, you dump in the clothes
**[07:46] ---**
and the machine washes and dries everything.
**[07:48] ---**
It even dries!!
**[07:49] ---**
Yup. Push this button and you're all set.
**[07:53] ---**
Wow, pure magic.
**[07:55] ---**
And then after that.
**[07:56] ---**
Look, a toy dog.
**[07:58] ---**
You know, these were a lot floofier
**[08:01] ---**
fifty years ago.
**[08:03] ---**
It's not really a toy.
Here, stick your hand out.
**[08:08] ---**
Huh?
**[08:10] ---**
Wow, it shook my hand.
It's so cute. It's like a real dog.
**[08:14] ---**
TOYS
VIDEOGAMES
**[08:15] ---**
It can even do this.
Hey, go fetch.
**[08:26] ---**
Wow!
**[08:30] ---**
And then after that.
**[08:33] ---**
Whoa!
**[08:34] ---**
It's flying! What is this?
**[08:36] ---**
Drone.
**[08:37] ---**
Drone?
**[08:39] ---**
Sure it can fly,
but it's no magic carpet.
**[08:42] ---**
This doesn't just fly.
**[08:44] ---**
Huh?
**[08:45] ---**
That's us on there!
**[08:47] ---**
We can see what the drone sees with this.
**[08:50] ---**
I'm speachless…
**[08:52] ---**
Thanks to drones,
**[08:53] ---**
we can see and record places
**[08:56] ---**
that were totally out of reach before.
**[09:00] ---**
Magic Carpet can't do
anything like that.
**[09:04] ---**
Okay, happy now?
Let's get going…
**[09:07] ---**
No!
**[09:07] ---**
What?
**[09:08] ---**
I wanna see more!
**[09:10] ---**
Whaat?
**[09:12] ---**
Wow, it sounds like an
orchestra is right here.
**[09:15] ---**
Where is the wind coming from?
**[09:18] ---**
This will make my skin silky smooth?
**[09:22] ---**
I've never seen
so many amazing things.
**[09:25] ---**
Maybe this really is the end for magic…
**[09:28] ---**
Don't be like that…
**[09:30] ---**
Oh?
**[09:31] ---**
Hey, Kan!
**[09:33] ---**
Oh, Mario.
**[09:38] ---**
Oh? Is he your friend, Kan?
**[09:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:44] ---**
Oh, wonderful!
You have friends, too!
**[09:47] ---**
Listen…
**[09:48] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[09:49] ---**
I'm here from the genie world
on a special training mission…
**[09:52] ---**
Shh!
**[09:53] ---**
Oh… sorry... I…
**[09:59] ---**
Um…Mario…
**[10:02] ---**
So she's…umm…
Oh yeah! A distant relative…
**[10:07] ---**
I'm Akubi.
**[10:08] ---**
Akemi… you have a heavenly name.
**[10:12] ---**
No, not Akemi…
Oh well, whatever.
**[10:15] ---**
So, what's up, Mario?
**[10:17] ---**
Huh? Well…
**[10:18] ---**
I came to check out some cameras…
to film railways…
**[10:21] ---**
Railway?
**[10:22] ---**
Mario's into train stuff, too.
**[10:25] ---**
Wow. So you two share
the same hobby!
**[10:27] ---**
Y-Yes! I'm Mario Kashikomari.
It's a pleasure.
**[10:32] ---**
Nice to meet you, Mario.
**[10:35] ---**
Sh-She just called me Mario!
**[10:39] ---**
But…
**[10:40] ---**
Oh no! Of course this is happening now…
**[10:51] ---**
*Seems someone went poot poot.*
**[10:54] ---**
Whoa!
**[10:55] ---**
What? Why is he here?
No one farted.
**[10:59] ---**
I didn't hear anything.
**[11:02] ---**
Eww, gnarly.
**[11:04] ---**
No way…
**[11:05] ---**
Huh…
**[11:05] ---**
- What? N-No, it wasn't me!
- *Interesting…*
**[11:08] ---**
*So this putz is the new boss, huh?*
**[11:11] ---**
- I'd never do it in front of people.
- *He seems more responsible than Kantaro.*
**[11:15] ---**
Actually…
**[11:15] ---**
What's with this baby? I think it
crawled out of this vase…
**[11:20] ---**
But that's impossible!
**[11:23] ---**
I don't...
**[11:25] ---**
Was this vase here?
**[11:27] ---**
Y-Yes. Right there.
**[11:31] ---**
Then where did this baby come from…?
**[11:33] ---**
FREE INSTALLATION
**[11:33] ---**
*Looks like…this place's
going to be a lot of fun…*
**[11:38] ---**
BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
**[11:38] ---**
What should we do?
**[11:40] ---**
Maybe we should take him
to lost and found…
**[11:43] ---**
What? That's not a good idea…
**[11:45] ---**
But a baby shouldn't be all alone.
**[11:48] ---**
You are right about that, but…
**[11:51] ---**
Let's wait and see, Mario.
**[11:55] ---**
Wow. She called me Mario again.
**[11:58] ---**
FREE INSTALLATION
**[11:58] ---**
Yes, you're absolutely correct, Akemi!
**[12:02] ---**
*Wait, he's calling Sis, Akemi?*
**[12:04] ---**
Easy there, Mario.
**[12:06] ---**
If it was you,
please oh please do it again.
**[12:08] ---**
I said it wasn't me!
**[12:12] ---**
*How can I say I farted
in front of Akemi?*
**[12:15] ---**
You're quick to point the finger,
I bet it was you, Kan.
**[12:18] ---**
BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
**[12:18] ---**
No, it wasn't.
Please, Mario, do it once more.
**[12:21] ---**
I told you, it wasn't me!
**[12:22] ---**
Hold on! Stop fighting!
**[12:25] ---**
Of course, Akemi.
**[12:26] ---**
Fighting won't accomplish anything.
**[12:27] ---**
*What is with him?*
**[12:31] ---**
*Before he farts me away,
I’m gonna have some fun!*
**[12:35] ---**
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LIGHTWEIGHT
**[12:35] ---**
How hard can it suck you ask?
**[12:39] ---**
Let me show you!
**[12:41] ---**
Prepare to be amazed.
**[12:44] ---**
Poot.
**[12:45] ---**
Nothing in the world sucks harder…
**[12:56] ---**
*Oh no. I can't stop it.*
**[12:57] ---**
Poot!
**[12:58] ---**
Prince Farty!
**[13:00] ---**
Bro! Kan!
**[13:02] ---**
Akemi! Watch out!
**[13:05] ---**
Oh! She touched me…
**[13:25] ---**
You okay, Kan? Kan?
**[13:28] ---**
Oh, is it Akubi…?
What the heck…
**[13:33] ---**
…just happened?
**[13:35] ---**
What?
**[13:38] ---**
Um…who are you…
**[13:41] ---**
What are you talking about?
It's me.
**[13:44] ---**
Hm?
**[13:45] ---**
It's Akubi!
**[13:46] ---**
Akubi? N-No way! It can't be!
**[13:56] ---**
Huh? You're…Akubi?!
**[14:00] ---**
What's going on?
Am I dreaming?
**[14:04] ---**
It's not a dream.
**[14:06] ---**
Wh-Who is that?
**[14:08] ---**
It's me, Kan.
King Genie.
**[14:12] ---**
What?!
**[14:14] ---**
But you look nothing like him.
**[14:16] ---**
What's going on?
**[14:18] ---**
For some reason,
**[14:20] ---**
traveling to the human world
changes our appearance.
**[14:24] ---**
So that means, this place is…
**[14:26] ---**
…inside the vase.
**[14:27] ---**
Correct! In other words…
**[14:30] ---**
…this is the genie world!
**[14:32] ---**
What?!
**[14:34] ---**
And then after that.
**[14:36] ---**
BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
**[14:37] ---**
Mind blowing, yes?
There's just no sucker like it.
**[14:41] ---**
W-What just happened?
**[14:44] ---**
Hmm… This is that Akubi?
I can't believe it.
**[14:52] ---**
B-But, Akubi in the human world
is just a little kid.
**[14:57] ---**
So your appearance and your age changes?
**[15:00] ---**
Yes, it certainly does appear that way.
**[15:02] ---**
It's likely because…
**[15:04] ---**
The genie world functions
on a different axis of time.
**[15:08] ---**
The axis of time…
**[15:09] ---**
That makes perfect sense.
**[15:11] ---**
Way to go, Bro.
**[15:13] ---**
Huh?
**[15:14] ---**
What? Th-This is Prince Farty?!
**[15:16] ---**
Yup.
**[15:18] ---**
Y-You're kidding!
You mean the baby?
**[15:22] ---**
Oh yeah? So outside the vase,
I'm a baby on the inside too?
**[15:27] ---**
I hardly remember anything.
**[15:29] ---**
Really?
**[15:30] ---**
Then I guess you don't recall
turning my model train into a missile
**[15:33] ---**
and launching it into my magazine
**[15:36] ---**
before turning the playground equipment
into ferocious animals?
**[15:42] ---**
Sorry, doesn't ring a bell…
**[15:44] ---**
What?
**[15:45] ---**
Moving on…
**[15:47] ---**
Huh?
**[15:48] ---**
Nice to meet you, Kantaro.
**[15:52] ---**
Y-Yes, nice to meet you too.
**[15:59] ---**
BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
**[15:59] ---**
Where's Akemi and that baby…
and Kan…?
**[16:08] ---**
Now that I think about it…
**[16:10] ---**
It all happened so fast, but…
**[16:13] ---**
I think everyone went in there…
**[16:20] ---**
…but it feels empty.
**[16:22] ---**
How the heck...
**[16:25] ---**
I've never been so confused in my life.
**[16:28] ---**
Just relax.
**[16:30] ---**
Yes, please make yourself at home.
**[16:34] ---**
Yeah, if it were only that easy.
**[16:36] ---**
This is more a palace than a home, you know.
**[16:39] ---**
Well, we are the royal family
of the genie world.
**[16:43] ---**
Royal family?
**[16:45] ---**
*And that's why Father sent me
to the human world.*
**[16:48] ---**
*So I can learn to be queen.*
**[16:52] ---**
*So what Akubi said was true.*
**[16:57] ---**
You have a dog?
**[16:58] ---**
Hey! Cometh here, boy!
**[17:06] ---**
This is my pet dog, Bull-kou.
**[17:08] ---**
Bull what?
**[17:10] ---**
This was the sweet bulldog that lived in
Kan's neighborhood fifty years ago.
**[17:15] ---**
The little guy wasn't always so sweet.
**[17:19] ---**
Of course, now we are two peas in a pod.
**[17:24] ---**
Okaay?
**[17:26] ---**
Huh?
**[17:28] ---**
He wants to say hi.
**[17:30] ---**
Well…I'm not good…with d-dogs…
**[17:36] ---**
Help!
**[17:40] ---**
Hmm… What just happened…?
**[17:44] ---**
Fan!
**[17:46] ---**
Was I out cold or something?
**[17:55] ---**
Get away from me.
**[17:56] ---**
Don't worry, he won't hurt you.
**[18:01] ---**
Oh?
**[18:02] ---**
Someone must have called him?
**[18:07] ---**
Your wish is my command.
Ta-dah!
**[18:09] ---**
Stay away…
**[18:12] ---**
Oh…I'm back.
**[18:14] ---**
Mom! Something came out of the vase!
**[18:17] ---**
What?
**[18:18] ---**
Oh, it's a humidifier.
What an interesting design.
**[18:23] ---**
U-Um…
**[18:24] ---**
The vase go poof poof.
Uh huh.
**[18:26] ---**
Huh? Right, Mario?
That vacuum cleaner was amazing!
**[18:29] ---**
And who might this fine lad be, Kan?
**[18:31] ---**
My friend.
**[18:32] ---**
Friend? That is glorious!
How wonderful to hear you have friends as well.
**[18:38] ---**
This guy's totally nuts.
Clearly he is the father…
**[18:42] ---**
But he looks so different,
I just can't believe it.
**[18:44] ---**
That's her father? No way.
**[18:46] ---**
Father!
**[18:49] ---**
My name is Mario Kashikomari.
It is really very nice to meet you sir.
**[18:54] ---**
Well, it is really very nice to meet you.
**[18:55] ---**
What a wonderful surprise!
Who knew Kan had such polite friends.
**[19:01] ---**
It is a complete and total
honor to meet you sir.
**[19:04] ---**
Oh no, the honor is mine, young lad.
**[19:07] ---**
I know he can be a bit much,
but please give the boy a chance.
**[19:10] ---**
- You think I am a bit much?
- I promise.
**[19:12] ---**
And please give my best to
your daughter too.
**[19:15] ---**
Yes, of course. I hope you two will
get to know each other more.
**[19:19] ---**
You have no idea how much that means to me…
**[19:23] ---**
I think I might have to cry!
**[19:26] ---**
Focus here, King Genie!
**[19:28] ---**
Everyone is looking
at us in here.
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, I think you're right.
**[19:32] ---**
Open Gama.
**[19:35] ---**
TABLE PEPPER
**[19:37] ---**
Forgive me, Mario.
**[19:43] ---**
Kan, Mario, see you again!
**[19:49] ---**
Oh? Where's Father?
**[19:52] ---**
Yeah, I wonder where he went.
**[19:54] ---**
Oh well, I'd better get home.
**[19:56] ---**
Hang on, Kan!
**[19:58] ---**
When will Akemi be back?
**[20:00] ---**
W-When? Not sure…
**[20:03] ---**
Then where does she live?
**[20:05] ---**
You are related, right?
**[20:07] ---**
Well… when you put it like that…
**[20:10] ---**
Tell me how I can see her again.
**[20:11] ---**
What? You wanna see her?
**[20:14] ---**
You're my best friend, right?
**[20:15] ---**
I shouldn't have to say anymore.
You know how I feel about her.
**[20:20] ---**
What…Mario…are you serious?
**[20:25] ---**
Let's eat!
**[20:30] ---**
*I can't let this thing out of my sight.*
**[20:39] ---**
Oh? You're not eating, Kan?
**[20:42] ---**
Kan.
**[20:43] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?
Falling in love, perhaps?
**[20:46] ---**
Huh?
**[20:48] ---**
Oops, I think I've said too much!
**[20:50] ---**
No, the only thing he is
in love with is his trains.
**[20:57] ---**
*What? Is this…*
**[21:03] ---**
I'm so confused…
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, Akubi…
**[21:10] ---**
- …could they really be the same person?
- Hocus Pocus.
**[21:16] ---**
Nope, I'm just gonna forget about it.
**[21:22] ---**
Oops, oh no!
**[21:31] ---**
I think I heard a yawn, it's Akubi!
**[21:36] ---**
Oh, Kan. I see you're taking a bath.
**[21:40] ---**
What's going on, Kan…
**[21:42] ---**
Huh?
**[21:43] ---**
What's wrong, Kan…
**[21:44] ---**
Huh…?
**[21:45] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[21:47] ---**
How's it hanging!
**[22:01] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:05] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:13] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:22] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:41] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:45] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:02] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:10] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
You know, Kan told me today that
my spell sounds like a tongue twister.
**[23:31] ---**
If we're talking tongue twisters,
here's one.
**[23:33] ---**
Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll.
[Japanese tongue twister:
akamakigami aomakigami kimakigami]
**[23:35] ---**
Say it faster.
**[23:36] ---**
Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll.
**[23:38] ---**
Way to go, Father.
**[23:39] ---**
Isn't there one
that's more with the times?
**[23:41] ---**
Then how about this?
**[23:42] ---**
Red tapioca, blue tapioca, yellow tapioca.
**[23:44] ---**
Your turn, Father.
**[23:45] ---**
Red tapioca, blue tapioca, yellow tapioca.
**[23:47] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020…
**[23:50] ---**
Accident, Please!
**[23:50] ---**
PREVIEW
ACCIDENT, PLEASE
**[23:51] ---**
That's our story!
**[23:52] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:53] ---**
# E4 - Accident, Please!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5J20W7Y/accident-please)
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Let's take a look back!
**[00:08] ---**
It's fifty years
**[00:09] ---**
ago and today.
**[00:11] ---**
Today we're talking about travel.
**[00:13] ---**
Fifty years ago, traveling was
no where near as easy as it is today.
**[00:17] ---**
Running off to a
Hawaiian getaway was unheard of.
**[00:21] ---**
Really?
**[00:22] ---**
Yes.
**[00:23] ---**
The first Japanese citizen to travel
to Hawaii in 1964
**[00:27] ---**
paid a whopping 364,000
yen for a nine-day tour!
**[00:31] ---**
The average beginning salary for a salaryman
back then was 19,000 yen
**[00:35] ---**
which means today that would be…
**[00:38] ---**
APPROXIMATELY FOUR MILLION YEN
**[00:38] ---**
Like four million yen!
**[00:40] ---**
That's crazy expensive.
**[00:41] ---**
Please, you know I'm terrible with numbers!
**[00:44] ---**
Fifty years ago, foreign travel
was an experience,
**[00:48] ---**
an experience you dressed up for.
**[00:52] ---**
Pineapples used to be
the must have souvenir from Hawaii.
**[00:56] ---**
But now,
it's pretty cheap to go there.
**[00:59] ---**
Yeah, you can go for under
a hundred thousand.
**[01:02] ---**
Father, you know you could
get one of those monster burgers there.
**[01:07] ---**
What a scrumptious idea!
**[01:09] ---**
The world changes so fast, it's…
**[01:12] ---**
Amazing!
**[01:25] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:33] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:41] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:52] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[02:01] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:05] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:11] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:14] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:19] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:27] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:31] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:44] ---**
That's it, eat up!
**[02:44] ---**
ACCIDENT, PLEASE!
**[02:46] ---**
Thanks! You are so generous.
**[02:49] ---**
Please let me know if
I can help, Mrs. Kan.
**[02:53] ---**
What a change from Kan!
**[02:55] ---**
Geez, thanks a lot.
**[02:56] ---**
Although you did give me
quite a scare yesterday.
**[03:01] ---**
*What's going on, Kan…*
**[03:03] ---**
*Huh?*
**[03:04] ---**
*What’s wrong, Kan…*
**[03:05] ---**
*Huh?*
**[03:06] ---**
*Wh-Who are you?*
**[03:08] ---**
It's such a treat to have a girl around.
**[03:12] ---**
I found it. Here it is. Here…
**[03:15] ---**
It's Dad's album.
**[03:17] ---**
So Grandpa's?
**[03:19] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[03:20] ---**
See? Look here.
**[03:22] ---**
Wow, it's Akubi and King Genie!
**[03:24] ---**
Oh my.
**[03:25] ---**
Oh, those were the days!
**[03:27] ---**
I always thought he made
the whole thing up…
**[03:31] ---**
Well I'll be...
**[03:33] ---**
Yeah, well, it hasn't exactly
been a walk in the park for me.
**[03:36] ---**
Every time someone yawns, farts
or sneezes, all hell breaks loose.
**[03:41] ---**
Speaking of which,
maybe I should cut one loose.
**[03:44] ---**
Then I'll sneeze.
**[03:46] ---**
Don't! You really don't want to do that.
**[03:50] ---**
Since I can't trust you guys,
I'm gonna have to cart this thing around with me.
**[03:53] ---**
In that case,
this should help, Kan!
**[03:56] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[04:03] ---**
Oh wow.
**[04:05] ---**
Bravo, Akubi!
**[04:09] ---**
*Damn her…
of course my parents lover her.*
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, we'd better get ready
to go to your uncle's.
**[04:16] ---**
Kantaro, you and Akubi want to come?
**[04:19] ---**
No thanks, I'll stay here
and guard the house.
**[04:21] ---**
Huh? Again?
**[04:22] ---**
It wouldn't kill you to
visit once in a while.
**[04:24] ---**
But if Akubi babysits,
we won't have to worry about anything.
**[04:29] ---**
What the heck…?
**[04:31] ---**
Akubi, make sure he gets out and
gets a little fresh air, okay?
**[04:36] ---**
Okay! He's in good hands with me.
**[04:39] ---**
Wait, you're younger than me…
**[04:42] ---**
Oh…maybe not…
**[04:44] ---**
*Is she really older than me?*
**[04:49] ---**
I'm so confused.
**[04:52] ---**
Yay! I've got the house to myself!!
**[04:55] ---**
You're already loafing around, Kan!
***SIGN*** TRAINS & PLANES AT PEAK CAPACITY
ON FIRST DAY OF GOLDEN WEEK
JUST YESTERDAY, AN ESTIMATED
FIFTY-FIVE-THOUSAND PEOPLE
HAVE DEPARTED THE COUNTRY
**[05:00] ---**
*It's finally Golden Week,*
**[05:02] ---**
*and it's that time of year again,*
**[05:03] ---**
get ready for packed
domestic and internatioinal flights.
**[05:06] ---**
Staying put is definitely the way to go.
**[05:10] ---**
Wow, that looks fun.
I wanna go there!
**[05:12] ---**
Huh? To the airport?
**[05:14] ---**
And then after that…
**[05:18] ---**
Wow, airports are so big now.
**[05:21] ---**
Why do I have to be here…
**[05:23] ---**
Remember, your mom asked me to
get you outside…
**[05:25] ---**
Yeah, but she didn't mean…
**[05:26] ---**
Besides, there must be lots of jobs
at the airport.
**[05:29] ---**
Maybe we'll find
your future dream here…?
**[05:33] ---**
Wow! A stewardess!
Still every little girl's dream!
**[05:38] ---**
A stewardess?
**[05:40] ---**
You don't know what
a stewardess is, Kan?
**[05:43] ---**
"Attention please!"
**[05:45] ---**
You mean a CA?
**[05:47] ---**
CA?
**[05:48] ---**
A cabin attendant.
Try to be gender inclusive, men do it too.
**[05:53] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[05:54] ---**
All right then, Kan!
Let's turn you into a CA!
**[05:57] ---**
Hocus Pocus...
**[05:59] ---**
Oh…not here!
**[06:04] ---**
How charming.
**[06:05] ---**
Wait, what's this?
Change me back!
**[06:08] ---**
I think you look really handsome, Kan.
**[06:15] ---**
Oh? Aren't you trainees?
**[06:18] ---**
What are you doing there?
**[06:20] ---**
Huh? Oh… No, we're…
**[06:23] ---**
Training's about to start.
Let's get cracking.
**[06:26] ---**
Attention please.
**[06:27] ---**
I'm Instructor Oniyamada.
**[06:31] ---**
This is the mockup we use for training.
**[06:34] ---**
Mockup?
**[06:35] ---**
It's a cabin crew simulator that allows
us to recreate any scenario.
**[06:40] ---**
I will act as chief purser.
**[06:42] ---**
I expect all of you to carry out
your duties as a full-fledged CA.
**[06:46] ---**
Okay.
**[06:47] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[06:48] ---**
TOUR GROUP
**[06:48] ---**
All right, everyone.
This is the CA training center.
**[06:53] ---**
Wow, cool. I wish there was
a railway version of this…
**[06:56] ---**
Hm?
**[06:57] ---**
Akemi!
**[06:59] ---**
So fate has brought us together again.
**[07:01] ---**
Ugh, Mario…
**[07:02] ---**
Oh, I remember him…
**[07:05] ---**
Oh! Akemi's waving at me!
**[07:09] ---**
*Oh no, please not here…*
**[07:15] ---**
Oh! What's that?
**[07:20] ---**
*Oh, some butt is calling me!*
**[07:24] ---**
– Poot, poo, poo…
– Hey, Kan, was that you?
**[07:26] ---**
No, no way.
**[07:27] ---**
Then who was it?
**[07:28] ---**
TOUR GROUP
**[07:29] ---**
Okay, everyone, on to our
next exciting demonstration.
**[07:32] ---**
Okay!
**[07:34] ---**
Come on, you too.
**[07:36] ---**
Akemi!
**[07:37] ---**
*It's him again.*
**[07:39] ---**
Oh my…
**[07:40] ---**
Now who do we have here…?
**[07:43] ---**
I am going to have to
find someone to take you…
**[07:44] ---**
Oh, that baby is…uhh…
**[07:46] ---**
It's a long story…
**[07:48] ---**
Poot…
**[07:50] ---**
Poo.
**[07:52] ---**
You are adorable!
**[07:55] ---**
I'm going to call you Prince Poot Poot.
**[07:59] ---**
Poot!
**[08:00] ---**
Prince Poot Poot,
let's go sit over here.
**[08:03] ---**
We're safe for now.
**[08:04] ---**
As long as Little Bro doesn't try to
torture us again.
**[08:08] ---**
*Wait, that guy's really older
than me, too, right?*
**[08:12] ---**
*Nice to meet you, Kantaro.*
**[08:15] ---**
*Man… this is all so weird.*
**[08:17] ---**
Hey! CA Yotayama and CA Akubi!
**[08:22] ---**
Intensive training commences now.
**[08:25] ---**
What?
**[08:26] ---**
Poot poot…
**[08:28] ---**
SPECIAL TRAINING (1)
GREETINGS
**[08:28] ---**
Special training (1), greetings.
**[08:33] ---**
Welcome aboard Akubi's plane…
**[08:37] ---**
Never say that!
**[08:39] ---**
Stand up straight.
**[08:40] ---**
Suck in that gut.
Hands below the navel.
**[08:43] ---**
Toes outward,
stance slightly offset.
**[08:47] ---**
Whoa.
**[08:48] ---**
You too!
**[08:51] ---**
*They obviously suck…*
**[08:53] ---**
SPECIAL TRAINING (2)
IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS
**[08:53] ---**
Special training (2),
in-flight announcements.
**[08:57] ---**
Thank you for joining us today
on Mamenoki Airlines flight 25
**[09:03] ---**
bound for Honolulu.
**[09:06] ---**
Your captain will be Sasagawa
and chief purser, Oniyamada.
**[09:10] ---**
I will be taking care of you
in the cabin.
**[09:12] ---**
My name is Akubi.
It's Akubi…Akubi.
**[09:15] ---**
You're not campaigning.
**[09:18] ---**
Of course, please forgive me, ma'am!
**[09:20] ---**
That's chief purser!
**[09:22] ---**
Yes! Chief panther!
**[09:24] ---**
Did you just say "chief panther"?
**[09:27] ---**
Yes! Your face reminds me of
a carnivorous animal of prey…
**[09:31] ---**
I'm sorry chief panther just came out!
**[09:34] ---**
Cut the crap and pull yourself together!
**[09:36] ---**
Yes, chief purser!
**[09:38] ---**
Okay, CA Yotayama.
Next is English.
**[09:41] ---**
Huh? English?
**[09:42] ---**
Hurry up.
**[09:44] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[09:45] ---**
Um…uh…
**[09:46] ---**
CA Yotayama!
**[09:48] ---**
The passengers will pick up
on your nervousness.
**[09:53] ---**
Calm yourself down.
**[09:55] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[09:56] ---**
CA Yotayama, all you have to do is
find your special happy place.
**[10:03] ---**
My special happy place, huh…
**[10:10] ---**
"The next station is Shinjuku."
**[10:13] ---**
"The doors on the left side
will open."
**[10:16] ---**
"Please change here for the Chuo Line…"
**[10:16] ---**
That's amazing, CA Yotayama.
**[10:18] ---**
Don't praise him.
**[10:20] ---**
I didn't ask you to perform
a train announcement!
**[10:23] ---**
Oh…I'm sorry.
**[10:25] ---**
You two have a long way to go…
**[10:28] ---**
Poot, poot!
**[10:30] ---**
*Little bastard...*
**[10:32] ---**
SPECIAL TRAINING (3)
MEAL SERVICE
**[10:32] ---**
Special training (3), meal service.
**[10:35] ---**
I speak no Japanese,
I need you to serve me in English.
**[10:43] ---**
Um…uh…
**[10:45] ---**
Sakana or cock-a-doodle-doo,
which one?
**[10:47] ---**
You call that English?
**[10:49] ---**
Next! CA Yotayama!
**[10:52] ---**
Fish or chicken?
**[10:54] ---**
Chicken, please.
**[10:55] ---**
Wow, impressive CA Yotayama.
**[10:57] ---**
Our elementary school
teaches us all that stuff.
**[11:00] ---**
Elementary school?
**[11:01] ---**
Oh, no…never mind.
**[11:03] ---**
Um…Chicken! Chicken… Umm…
Oh no! We're out.
**[11:07] ---**
What do you mean,
you're out!
**[11:09] ---**
This is when you
go check the galley.
**[11:11] ---**
Never decline before verifying!
**[11:13] ---**
Galley?
**[11:14] ---**
Think of it as a kitchen in the sky.
**[11:16] ---**
Hurry!
**[11:17] ---**
Oh, I'll go.
**[11:19] ---**
Poot, poot poot…
**[11:20] ---**
*The fun is just beginning…*
**[11:23] ---**
Um…chicken, chicken…
**[11:28] ---**
Poot!
Is it here?
**[11:30] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo.*
**[11:35] ---**
Chicken…chick…
**[11:39] ---**
Poot poot poot…
**[11:40] ---**
I'm gonna…
**[11:42] ---**
I'm sorry. No chicken.
**[11:44] ---**
No chicken is not a satisfactory answer!
**[11:46] ---**
Throwing up your hands in
defeat is not an option.
**[11:48] ---**
You need to have a plan in place.
**[11:52] ---**
But, ma'am!
What else can you do?
**[11:55] ---**
If everyone wants chicken,
then I have to give them fish.
**[11:59] ---**
When that happens, you present the fish
**[12:03] ---**
as infinitely more appetizing.
**[12:05] ---**
For example…
**[12:06] ---**
"We've sautéed flounder caught
in the Sea of Japan in olive oil
**[12:10] ---**
and finished it with a sauce
made from Setouchi lemons."
**[12:14] ---**
That sounds incredible!
**[12:16] ---**
Well, down the hatch!
**[12:18] ---**
Whoa, you can't eat that?
**[12:20] ---**
You two are unbelievable!
**[12:22] ---**
I suppose it doesn't hurt to
**[12:24] ---**
sample our cuisine
for our dear customers.
**[12:27] ---**
So? How does it taste?
**[12:29] ---**
Great!
Bold yet refined, yes?
**[12:33] ---**
Certainly.
**[12:34] ---**
Excellent observation.
**[12:37] ---**
Cabin pressure at altitude is
slightly less than what is at ground level.
**[12:42] ---**
The lower pressure
results in a slightly less sensitive palate,
**[12:44] ---**
necessitating of course
increased seasoning.
**[12:46] ---**
I see…
**[12:48] ---**
What do you mean, "I see?!"
**[12:50] ---**
Sorry!
**[12:51] ---**
*This is too painful to watch…*
**[12:53] ---**
*I think I need to up the ante.*
**[12:56] ---**
Poo poot, poo poot…
**[12:58] ---**
What's the matter, Prince Poot Poot?
**[13:02] ---**
Is that right?
**[13:04] ---**
All right, sweetie pie.
**[13:08] ---**
Look, there's fire outside the window!
**[13:11] ---**
What the hell?
**[13:13] ---**
This is an emergency.
**[13:15] ---**
We're no longer cabin crew,
we are life saving-personnel.
**[13:20] ---**
What?
**[13:23] ---**
Evacuate all passengers first,
then you may do the same.
**[13:27] ---**
Whoa, this is scary.
**[13:28] ---**
What are you doing?
**[13:29] ---**
Every second counts
in an evacuation!
**[13:32] ---**
Well yeah but…
**[13:33] ---**
All right everyone,
**[13:34] ---**
TOUR GROUP
**[13:35] ---**
the CA's from before are
now conducting evacuation training.
**[13:39] ---**
Oh! Akemi!
**[13:45] ---**
Poot!
**[13:48] ---**
What just happened to me…?
**[13:50] ---**
Instructor, we have a problem!
**[13:52] ---**
CA Yotayama fell off.
**[13:55] ---**
And then after that.
**[13:56] ---**
Will they fly or will they fumble?
**[14:00] ---**
Wow, finally the real thing.
**[14:02] ---**
I can't believe you got me into this…
**[14:03] ---**
I just wanna go home.
**[14:05] ---**
Welcome.
**[14:08] ---**
CA Yotayama, the guest
you'll be in charge of has arrived.
**[14:12] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
*Now I have to deal
with Kaneamari?*
**[14:17] ---**
So I have to work with you, huh?
**[14:19] ---**
It's my first time in economy…
**[14:22] ---**
This is so different from first.
**[14:25] ---**
*Of course I get stuck with him.*
**[14:33] ---**
All right,
let the madness begin!
**[14:36] ---**
Wait… this is all moving
way too fast…
**[14:41] ---**
Huh? Did I just hear…
**[14:45] ---**
Poot poot…
**[14:46] ---**
What the—?
What's with this baby?
**[14:48] ---**
Ahh!
**[14:50] ---**
Um…We have one more minor
traveling alone today.
**[14:54] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[14:55] ---**
We apologize for the inconvenience,
but he'll be seated next to you.
**[14:58] ---**
Thank you.
**[14:59] ---**
Poot poot…
**[15:01] ---**
I have to sit next to that?
Oh well, c'est la vie…
**[15:05] ---**
*So this is the asshat…
he called on me?*
**[15:12] ---**
If you are so inclined, sir.
**[15:14] ---**
We have a special gift today
for our younger travelers.
**[15:19] ---**
You think this makes up for saddling
me with Shitty Pants?
**[15:22] ---**
I fly all the time,
I have a ton of this crap.
**[15:26] ---**
Well, one more can't hurt.
**[15:30] ---**
Here you go, little guy.
**[15:32] ---**
Poot poot…
**[15:34] ---**
*Please just sit there
and be quiet.*
**[15:38] ---**
Thank you for joining us today on
Mamenoki Airlines flight 66
**[15:44] ---**
bound for Honolulu.
**[15:46] ---**
Our captain today is Yoshida
and chief pursuer is Oniyamada.
**[15:51] ---**
Currently we are on track to…
*Sis's inflight speech
needs some spice.*
**[15:55] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo.*
**[15:59] ---**
My name is Akubi and I'll be
taking care of you in the cabin…
**[16:03] ---**
Oh?
**[16:04] ---**
My name is… Oh?
**[16:06] ---**
Akubi…
**[16:08] ---**
Oh no!
**[16:08] ---**
What's with her voice?
**[16:10] ---**
Poot!
**[16:12] ---**
*Damn... little troublemaker is at it again!*
**[16:17] ---**
May I interest you in a beverage?
**[16:19] ---**
Soup please.
**[16:21] ---**
Coming right up.
**[16:25] ---**
Would you like anything to drink?
**[16:27] ---**
Poot poot poot poot.
**[16:28] ---**
Oh, he'll have the same.
**[16:31] ---**
Sparkling Shine
Muscat grape special juice.
**[16:34] ---**
Can you handle two juices?
**[16:36] ---**
Um…I'm sorry. We only have
apple or orange juice.
**[16:39] ---**
I see…
Serves me right for riding cattle class.
**[16:42] ---**
I'll pay the difference, so get it
for me from first class.
**[16:45] ---**
It's not about the money, sir.
**[16:47] ---**
You really are difficult.
**[16:50] ---**
So this ass thinks
his money talks, eh...
**[16:55] ---**
Poot!
**[16:55] ---**
If I must then.
Give me the cursed apple juice.
**[17:01] ---**
You gave me veggie juice!
**[17:02] ---**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[17:05] ---**
*Prince Farty...*
**[17:06] ---**
Poot poot poot poot…
**[17:08] ---**
*Take that, fatcat.*
**[17:10] ---**
And then after that,
meal service!
**[17:13] ---**
Meat or fish…?
I feel like fish today.
**[17:18] ---**
Hey, do you have sashimi
or something?
**[17:20] ---**
No, no sashimi…
**[17:22] ---**
Of course.
One of the many joys of economy.
**[17:26] ---**
*If you want it that bad,
then slice it up yourself.*
**[17:29] ---**
Poot!
**[17:33] ---**
Woah! It's alive!
**[17:37] ---**
Poo?
**[17:39] ---**
All right!
**[17:40] ---**
He went back!
**[17:42] ---**
So Kaneamari was
the gassy culprit…
**[17:47] ---**
Phew, things have
finally calmed down.
**[17:50] ---**
I'm exhausted.
**[17:56] ---**
What is that?
**[17:58] ---**
A bamboo foot massager.
**[18:00] ---**
This helps keep
my legs from swelling,
**[18:02] ---**
without it, I wouldn't be able to work
the rest of the day.
**[18:04] ---**
A CA's job is a lot more taxing
than I thought.
**[18:09] ---**
What do you two think is
the most important skill
**[18:12] ---**
of being a CA?
**[18:15] ---**
Looking good?
**[18:16] ---**
No.
**[18:18] ---**
Stamina, patience and
the ability to communicate.
**[18:22] ---**
Huh?
**[18:23] ---**
You're standing most of the time
in a moving plane.
**[18:25] ---**
And if the plane is full,
**[18:27] ---**
you help hundreds of passengers
have a comfortable flight.
**[18:32] ---**
You know, I really learned a lot,
**[18:36] ---**
I thought it was all glamour and excitement.
**[18:38] ---**
Me too.
**[18:42] ---**
Most have that impression,
**[18:45] ---**
but the reality is much more demanding.
**[18:48] ---**
Then why do you put up with it all?
**[18:50] ---**
Hmm… I guess it's seeing all those
smiling happy faces
**[18:54] ---**
that greet me when
we finally reach our destination.
**[18:57] ---**
Smiling faces?
**[18:58] ---**
When they thank you
with a big smile,
**[19:00] ---**
the rough patches give way to
a real sense of joy.
**[19:06] ---**
Hmm…
**[19:07] ---**
You think we can
be like that too?
**[19:10] ---**
Well, we all find meaning
in different things.
**[19:13] ---**
Come on, we're almost there.
**[19:23] ---**
I'm so sorry, my child won't stop…
**[19:25] ---**
I'm really, really sorry.
**[19:27] ---**
Please don't apologize.
**[19:29] ---**
It's okay. I brought you a toy.
**[19:33] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[19:41] ---**
Leave babies to us!
**[19:43] ---**
So cute,
compared to you know who!
**[19:46] ---**
Huh?
**[19:48] ---**
Peek-a-boo! Akubi!
**[19:52] ---**
You're making the baby cry more.
**[19:54] ---**
Chug-chug, puff-puff! I'm a D51!
**[19:57] ---**
Chug-chug, puff-puff…
A baby's not gonna know
what that is!
**[20:00] ---**
Peek-a-boo! Akubi!
**[20:05] ---**
Chug-chug, puff-puff…
**[20:08] ---**
Hey! The baby's laughing.
**[20:09] ---**
Wow. My precious stopped.
**[20:11] ---**
Thank you so much, both of you.
**[20:15] ---**
Yay, we did it!
**[20:29] ---**
Thank you very much.
Have a great day.
**[20:34] ---**
See you again, CA!
**[20:36] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[20:38] ---**
*See you again? No way!*
**[20:42] ---**
You really saved me.
Thank you so much.
**[20:49] ---**
Oh no, take care!
**[20:53] ---**
Have a great day.
**[21:03] ---**
Wow, we made it.
**[21:05] ---**
Yeah, I'm tired.
Working is hard.
**[21:12] ---**
Oh, Instructor.
**[21:14] ---**
Good job.
**[21:15] ---**
Huh?
**[21:16] ---**
That was no walk in the park,
but you two really pulled through.
**[21:21] ---**
So, I hope to see you
in the sky again? Well done.
**[21:26] ---**
Instructor!
**[21:28] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[21:31] ---**
Kan…
**[21:35] ---**
We'd better revert back, Kan.
**[21:38] ---**
Yeah… though I'm gonna kinda
miss this uniform.
**[21:43] ---**
So hot!
**[21:49] ---**
Hey! Keep those on!
**[21:54] ---**
Call me the bungling turtle.
**[22:00] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:04] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:12] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:21] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:40] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:44] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:01] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:09] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
You summoned me
and here I am. Ta-dah!
**[23:28] ---**
Don't tell Akubi guys, but…
**[23:30] ---**
I've been secretly coming to
the human world
**[23:32] ---**
to eat at hamburger shops.
**[23:35] ---**
But it's not just hamburgers.
**[23:37] ---**
There are cheeseburgers,
bacon cheeseburgers,
**[23:38] ---**
avocado burgers, chili pepper
tomato burgers, burgers with fried egg…
**[23:41] ---**
Not to mention
double burgers and triple burgers!
**[23:43] ---**
How can I decide?
**[23:44] ---**
So I always end up ordering everything!
**[23:46] ---**
Oh my god, I'm stuffed again today!
**[23:49] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020, it's…
**[23:52] ---**
PREVIEW
DOUBLE TROUBLE!
**[23:52] ---**
Double Trouble!
**[23:54] ---**
# E5 - Double Trouble!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DV09P36/double-trouble)
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**[00:07] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:09] ---**
And today!
**[00:09] ---**
You know what time it is.
**[00:12] ---**
Today we're all about video cameras.
**[00:16] ---**
Everyone uses their smart phones now.
**[00:19] ---**
Yeah, and with an app,
**[00:20] ---**
you can have this old timey, film look.
**[00:23] ---**
You mention film,
but have you ever seen the real thing?
**[00:28] ---**
Huh?
**[00:30] ---**
This is a genuine
8 mm film and camera.
**[00:33] ---**
Can you really take
a picture with that thing?
**[00:36] ---**
There's no LCD screen.
**[00:38] ---**
You take the film
to the camera shop
**[00:40] ---**
and have them develop it.
**[00:42] ---**
And that's when you'll be able to
see how your photos turned out.
**[00:45] ---**
What?
You can't see it right away?
**[00:47] ---**
And then after that.
**[00:51] ---**
It turned out terrible.
**[00:53] ---**
Well, it was always a bit of a surprise.
**[00:56] ---**
Oh?
**[00:57] ---**
It's all tangled up.
**[00:59] ---**
Not only that
but sometimes it would catch on fire.
**[01:03] ---**
Ai-yai-yai-yai.
**[01:04] ---**
Sure, taking videos on your
phone might be easy,
**[01:06] ---**
but you can still get burned online.
**[01:09] ---**
I really was on fire.
**[01:12] ---**
You can even
**[01:13] ---**
completely change your appearance.
**[01:16] ---**
Wow.
**[01:17] ---**
Look now you're a baby.
**[01:19] ---**
Ba boo ba boo.
**[01:21] ---**
Change sure happens fast…
**[01:23] ---**
Amazing!!
**[01:38] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:46] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:53] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[02:04] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[02:13] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:17] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:23] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:27] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:31] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:39] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:43] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:57] ---**
Hi, it's Trainspotter!
**[02:59] ---**
Get ready for another challenge
from everyone's favorite railfan!
**[03:02] ---**
Today I will…!
**[03:04] ---**
YAMANOTE LINE
**[03:04] ---**
say every station on the Yamanote Line
in one single breath.
**[03:08] ---**
TRAINSPOTTER
TRAINSPOTTER NETA
**[03:08] ---**
I live for this stuff!
**[03:10] ---**
TRAINSPOTTER
**[03:11] ---**
DOUBLE TROUBLE!
**[03:14] ---**
Trainspotter's hilarious.
I could watch this guy all night.
**[03:26] ---**
I'm here and ready for magic, it's Akubi!
**[03:29] ---**
All right, here I go.
**[03:31] ---**
Tokyo, Kanda…
**[03:33] ---**
Oh my god,
he made himself fart!
**[03:39] ---**
Poot, someone must need me.
**[03:42] ---**
What's Kan doing?
**[03:44] ---**
Poot.
**[03:47] ---**
*Looking like a dumbass I see.*
**[03:50] ---**
Hey, he posted some new ones.
Should I try this one?
**[03:53] ---**
This one looks pretty good too.
**[03:55] ---**
What are you watching?
**[03:56] ---**
Trainspotter's T Tube.
**[03:58] ---**
Trainspotter?
**[04:00] ---**
Trainspotter is the awesomest
T Tuber railfan around.
**[04:04] ---**
Is that a job?
**[04:05] ---**
Yeah, ask any kid my age
**[04:09] ---**
what they want to do for work
and that's it.
**[04:11] ---**
How great.
**[04:13] ---**
Whoa! What? Akubi and him?
**[04:16] ---**
I didn't do any of those things.
Why are you guys here?
**[04:19] ---**
*You have no idea what comes
out of your body, do you...*
**[04:23] ---**
Hey, Kan. So how about a T Tuber
as your dream?
**[04:27] ---**
Huh? Me, a T Tuber?
**[04:30] ---**
Oh? I've never seen you
react like that.
**[04:33] ---**
Could it mean
you actually want to become one?
**[04:35] ---**
Well sure,
I think it's great
**[04:39] ---**
he can make a living
doing what he loves.
**[04:42] ---**
Kan! I know you're interested,
**[04:45] ---**
you should try it!
**[04:46] ---**
O-Oh…
**[04:48] ---**
All right, let's turn you into a T Tuber!
**[04:50] ---**
Where do we go for that?
Is there a test or something?
**[04:53] ---**
You really are clueless!
**[04:55] ---**
And then after that.
Oh!
**[05:02] ---**
Okay, I know everything
there is to know about T Tubers.
**[05:04] ---**
You mean you read
that whole book in a night?
**[05:08] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[05:08] ---**
Come on, Kan. Let's get
your feet wet as a T Tuber.
**[05:12] ---**
Little Bro, ready that camera.
**[05:14] ---**
Poot.
**[05:15] ---**
*Why me…?*
**[05:18] ---**
Listen, Kan.
**[05:19] ---**
KAN CHANNEL
**[05:19] ---**
T Tubers make their own videos
and get lots of people to watch it.
**[05:24] ---**
If you can do that,
then you can get advertisers,
**[05:26] ---**
then you can start making money.
**[05:29] ---**
You really did
learn a lot in a night.
**[05:32] ---**
If you want to be succesful,
**[05:35] ---**
people have to know about you
**[05:37] ---**
and that's how you get those views.
**[05:40] ---**
I think that'll be
the hardest part.
**[05:43] ---**
Don't worry.
I've been busy.
**[05:46] ---**
Huh?
**[05:48] ---**
Hm?
**[05:50] ---**
What's up you guys?
**[05:51] ---**
We got this text from you, Kan.
**[05:54] ---**
Huh?
**[05:55] ---**
"I'm gonna be a T Tuber,
**[05:57] ---**
help me out."
**[05:59] ---**
What the hell?
**[06:00] ---**
You sent it, right?
**[06:02] ---**
We think it's so cool,
so we all came here to see.
**[06:07] ---**
What?
**[06:10] ---**
This is all Akubi's fault...
**[06:12] ---**
What? Akemi?
Akemi's here?
**[06:15] ---**
Um…well…
**[06:18] ---**
You yawn, and I'm here, it's Akubi!
**[06:20] ---**
What? Wait!
**[06:21] ---**
Um…so these are my relatives,
Akubi and Poot.
**[06:25] ---**
Akubi looks like Akemi…
**[06:29] ---**
Mario!
**[06:31] ---**
Um…she's Akemi's…little sister.
**[06:34] ---**
Akemi's little sister?
**[06:36] ---**
Please give your sis
a big hello for me, okay?
**[06:39] ---**
Okay.
**[06:40] ---**
Poot's so cute.
**[06:42] ---**
I had no idea.
**[06:45] ---**
Wait a second…
**[06:46] ---**
I know that kid.
**[06:49] ---**
Well, whatever!
**[06:50] ---**
Well, whatever!
**[06:52] ---**
Come on, Kantaro.
**[06:53] ---**
Kan!
**[06:54] ---**
Oh…oh…
**[06:57] ---**
What were you thinking
calling everyone here?
**[07:00] ---**
T Tubers have to be in demand,
**[07:03] ---**
so where better to start than
with your friends.
**[07:06] ---**
Huh?
**[07:07] ---**
So what kind of video
are you making?
**[07:09] ---**
Some kind of eating challenge or something?
**[07:11] ---**
This is gonna be so good.
**[07:14] ---**
Now how am I not
gonna go through with this.
**[07:17] ---**
You got it, how else could I
keep you from weaseling out.
**[07:21] ---**
Come on, let's go make a video.
**[07:24] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:25] ---**
Oh, that's good!
Right there!
**[07:28] ---**
Wow.
**[07:30] ---**
It's a full-size display of EF 55.
**[07:32] ---**
Amazing.
**[07:34] ---**
Wait, this is
the railway museum, right?
**[07:37] ---**
How come we're here?
**[07:38] ---**
I thought this place would get
the creative juices flowing.
**[07:42] ---**
I knew you would love it.
**[07:45] ---**
I'm actually impressed.
So what am I gonna do here?
**[07:50] ---**
You haven't told me anything.
**[07:52] ---**
Don't worry, Little Bro
thought of everything.
**[07:56] ---**
What?
**[07:57] ---**
Wow, that's amazing!
**[08:01] ---**
Now you're really freaking me out.
**[08:04] ---**
Wait, you got permission
and stuff, right?
**[08:07] ---**
Yes, the museum is your oyster today, Kan.
**[08:15] ---**
*Little devil must have put a spell on him.*
**[08:20] ---**
Let's put this down here…
**[08:23] ---**
All right,
now let's start making the video!
**[08:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:28] ---**
What's going on here?
**[08:30] ---**
Kan is inside the balloon.
**[08:33] ---**
Wow.
**[08:34] ---**
A train with a pin at the tip will
head towards the balloon.
**[08:40] ---**
Huh?
**[08:41] ---**
Before the train pops the balloon,
**[08:43] ---**
Kan will have to change into the
white suit we placed inside.
**[08:48] ---**
What?
**[08:49] ---**
What? But if he
doesn't make it in time,
**[08:52] ---**
won't something horrible happen?
**[08:54] ---**
Okay, is Kan faster than a model train,
let's watch and see.
**[08:58] ---**
Ready go!
**[09:02] ---**
What? Huh?
Oh crap.
**[09:05] ---**
I gotta move fast.
**[09:08] ---**
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
**[09:10] ---**
Come on, Kan.
Will he make it in time?
**[09:13] ---**
*Something tells me no.*
**[09:14] ---**
Poot!
**[09:19] ---**
My underwear, my underwear.
**[09:23] ---**
Huh?
**[09:29] ---**
Kantaro, I bet this video
will be a hit.
**[09:32] ---**
This is the best, Kan!
**[09:33] ---**
Yes, they really like it.
**[09:35] ---**
Kan, you're going to be
an overnight sensation!
**[09:39] ---**
No! I can't post this!
**[09:43] ---**
A T Tuber can't get embarrassed
over something like this!
**[09:47] ---**
Trainspotter isn't afraid
to post his failures.
**[09:51] ---**
So he humiliates himself like this
**[09:54] ---**
to post funny videos?
**[09:56] ---**
Being a T Tuber is hard...
**[10:01] ---**
Is someone talking about me?
**[10:03] ---**
Keep talking and…
Ah…Ah…
**[10:07] ---**
Ahchoo!
**[10:08] ---**
Oh? A sneeze?
**[10:10] ---**
What? Trainspotter?!
**[10:12] ---**
Huh?
**[10:14] ---**
Your wish is my command,
dun, dun, dun, duun!
**[10:18] ---**
Um, Trainspotter…
I'm a huge fan.
**[10:23] ---**
Really? Thanks, man.
**[10:25] ---**
Kan, please tell me where we are.
**[10:28] ---**
Oh great, now you?
**[10:31] ---**
Why?!
**[10:34] ---**
Y-You're!!
**[10:36] ---**
What?
You know who this guy is?
**[10:39] ---**
Those clothes! That face!
There's no question, it's you!!
**[10:47] ---**
Trainspotter…
**[10:49] ---**
You know King Genie?
**[10:51] ---**
Wow, he's huge!
**[10:53] ---**
Who is that?
**[10:55] ---**
Just leave this to me.
I know what to say.
**[10:57] ---**
Um…you are…
**[11:00] ---**
Hi! Nice to meet you!
**[11:03] ---**
Huh? I don't understand...
**[11:04] ---**
You speak Japanese?
**[11:06] ---**
That man is!
**[11:07] ---**
Um…
Well, if it isn't Akemi's father!
**[11:10] ---**
Good to see you.
**[11:11] ---**
Huh?
**[11:11] ---**
Um…
**[11:12] ---**
You're King Genie the Sneeze Guy, right?
**[11:14] ---**
I watch your videos all the time.
**[11:16] ---**
King Genie the Sneeze Guy?
No, that's not me.
**[11:19] ---**
I'm King Genie.
**[11:22] ---**
What? You're not the famous T Tuber?!
**[11:25] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about!
**[11:28] ---**
That's weird.
**[11:29] ---**
So there's a T Tuber that looks
like this guy?
**[11:32] ---**
Yeah, look.
**[11:35] ---**
Oh? He looks exactly like Father.
**[11:36] ---**
King Genie the Sneeze
Guy is a popular T Tuber
**[11:40] ---**
he's got over a million subscribers.
**[11:43] ---**
So he's impersonating me?
I shall bring this cheap fraud to justice.
**[11:49] ---**
Kan, let's go meet this guy for real.
**[11:52] ---**
Who knows, you might learn something.
**[11:54] ---**
Let's just forget it.
**[11:55] ---**
Besides, you can't just
go find a famous T Tuber.
**[11:59] ---**
Oh, King Genie the Sneeze Guy is making
a video at a park nearby.
**[12:03] ---**
Guess I was wrong.
**[12:05] ---**
We gotta go.
**[12:07] ---**
And then after that.
**[12:08] ---**
PARK
**[12:09] ---**
Okay, here we are.
**[12:11] ---**
Oh, there he is.
**[12:13] ---**
Oh!
**[12:15] ---**
Identify yourself!
Darn it!
**[12:19] ---**
I'm the real King Genie!
**[12:22] ---**
He's about to blow!
**[12:24] ---**
Huh?
**[12:29] ---**
It's just some simpleton
in a ridiculous costume!
**[12:31] ---**
No dirty trickster is going to beat me!
**[12:35] ---**
Huh?
**[12:36] ---**
WHO IS THE REAL KING GENIE?
**[12:36] ---**
What? Let's see…
**[12:38] ---**
"Who is the real King Genie?
Genie brawl…"
**[12:40] ---**
GENIE BRAWL!
**[12:42] ---**
Huh? Come and get it! I'll show you
what a real genie can do!
**[12:48] ---**
T Tube is streamed around the world
so don't use magic, okay?
**[12:52] ---**
Is that right?
**[12:55] ---**
It's the fight of the century...
**[12:58] ---**
Only the victor can claim
the right to the title King Genie.
**[12:59] ---**
A BATTLE BETWEEN KING GENIE
AND KING GENIE THE SNEEZE GUY!
**[13:01] ---**
I, Trainspotter, shall
**[13:02] ---**
MANAGER: TRAINSPOTTER
**[13:03] ---**
preside over the competition.
**[13:06] ---**
I live for this stuff!
**[13:06] ---**
I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF!
**[13:09] ---**
The first challenge is…
**[13:11] ---**
How many clothes pins
can you stick on your face!
**[13:16] ---**
You'll have to carefully
place each clothes pin
**[13:19] ---**
onto your face like so.
**[13:20] ---**
EXAMPLE
**[13:21] ---**
Ow, this hurts…
**[13:23] ---**
Kan, this is your chance!
**[13:25] ---**
This could finally be
your ticket to stardom!
**[13:29] ---**
The hell with stardom!
**[13:30] ---**
FIRST UP, KING GENIE!
**[13:34] ---**
Ouchy wowchy.
**[13:39] ---**
Oh no! The single clothes pin
**[13:41] ---**
seems to have pushed him to his limits.
**[13:42] ---**
THE CRY OF PAIN
**[13:43] ---**
I'm too old for this!
**[13:46] ---**
This old genie just isn't
**[13:49] ---**
what he used to be.
**[13:52] ---**
You can do it, Father!
**[13:54] ---**
There's no way.
**[13:55] ---**
ONE CLOTHES PIN
**[13:56] ---**
King Genie has a score of one!
**[13:58] ---**
*You gotta be kidding me.*
**[14:00] ---**
NEXT, KING GENIE THE SNEEZE GUY!
**[14:03] ---**
We have a new record of eight hundred pins!
**[14:06] ---**
Come on, he's cheating!
**[14:08] ---**
He's got a costume on!
Not fair!
**[14:10] ---**
KING GENIE THE SNEEZE GUY WINS!
**[14:13] ---**
I'm sorry, that cannot count.
**[14:17] ---**
I understand. We'll do
one more game especially for you.
**[14:21] ---**
MAMENOKI SHOPPING DISTRICT
**[14:23] ---**
The next challenge is…
**[14:25] ---**
Race through the shopping district!
**[14:27] ---**
A three-legged obstacle race!
**[14:30] ---**
Why am I included in this?
**[14:32] ---**
Kan! This is your opportunity.
You can make a name for yourself!
**[14:36] ---**
I told you, I'm not interested!
**[14:38] ---**
Don't let the other Kan
beat us, okay?
**[14:41] ---**
Huh?
**[14:42] ---**
There's no question,
it's a balloon!
**[14:44] ---**
Round two out of the blue!
**[14:47] ---**
Let's start the race!
**[14:53] ---**
He's dragging the crap out of him.
**[14:55] ---**
Whoa, King Genie the Sneeze Guy is off
to a great start.
**[14:59] ---**
And in total sync with his partner!
**[15:01] ---**
How do they do that?
**[15:03] ---**
We can't lose to them!
**[15:08] ---**
Oww!
Ouch!
**[15:10] ---**
They're about to enter the public bath
**[15:12] ---**
and their next challenge.
**[15:15] ---**
They must soak in a hot bath
for ten seconds!
**[15:20] ---**
What? They're done already?
**[15:22] ---**
It must be hot.
**[15:24] ---**
Poot?
**[15:25] ---**
Let's see.
**[15:31] ---**
It's scalding hot!
**[15:33] ---**
There's no way I can go in there.
**[15:35] ---**
*Just get your ass in there.*
**[15:39] ---**
I wanna go home…
**[15:43] ---**
Oww, hot, hot!!
**[15:46] ---**
How the heck did he…
**[15:47] ---**
Hot, hot.
**[15:48] ---**
…survive this fire water…
**[15:49] ---**
Hot, hot!
**[15:50] ---**
…it's unbearable!
**[15:52] ---**
*It's not so bad when you're vinyl.*
**[15:57] ---**
Team King Genie
endures another round.
**[16:00] ---**
Not bad if I do say so myself.
**[16:03] ---**
See?
**[16:04] ---**
With no apparent winner to declare,
**[16:07] ---**
we move on to the next battle.
**[16:09] ---**
Behold, the next challenge!
**[16:11] ---**
Finish one hundred fire burgers!
**[16:11] ---**
FINISH ONE HUNDRED FIRE BURGERS!
**[16:15] ---**
Hamburgers, huh?
**[16:17] ---**
Thank you god.
T Tubers are the best.
**[16:21] ---**
We have to eat all this?
**[16:23] ---**
*They look kinda off
to be honest…*
**[16:27] ---**
There's no way
they'll be able to…
**[16:30] ---**
Nah, he can't really
be eating them.
**[16:33] ---**
I bet he's just putting them
in his costume.
**[16:34] ---**
Kan!
**[16:37] ---**
Don't just stand there,
hurry up and eat.
**[16:40] ---**
What? Impressive, King Genie!
**[16:42] ---**
Well, they are hamburgers.
**[16:51] ---**
King Genie!
**[16:53] ---**
I'm starting to get a little spice…
**[16:55] ---**
SUPER-SPICY
**[16:57] ---**
King Genie is out.
**[16:59] ---**
...and with half the burgers left.
**[17:01] ---**
Will Kantaro be able to
finish them all?
**[17:03] ---**
Kan, you can do it!
**[17:05] ---**
What?
I don't eat spicy foods either.
**[17:08] ---**
Oh man, what am I gonna do?
**[17:11] ---**
Kan, Kan…
**[17:13] ---**
What do I do, Akubi?
King Genie's…
**[17:16] ---**
Stealthy transformation.
**[17:18] ---**
Huh?
**[17:18] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[17:25] ---**
Whoa, what is this?
**[17:26] ---**
I bet a kick boxer
from a distant land
**[17:28] ---**
can handle spicy foods.
**[17:30] ---**
What? But I thought
your transformations
**[17:33] ---**
work only on the outside.
**[17:36] ---**
You just need to believe you can.
**[17:37] ---**
Think mind over matter.
**[17:40] ---**
Come on, be positive.
**[17:42] ---**
I'm a kick boxer
from a distant land.
**[17:44] ---**
I'm a kick boxer
from a distant land.
**[17:46] ---**
I'm a kick boxer
from a distant land.
**[17:48] ---**
I'm a kick boxer
from a distant land.
**[17:51] ---**
I'm a kick boxer
from a distant land.
**[17:54] ---**
He's got an assistant?
**[17:56] ---**
That's against the rules…
**[17:57] ---**
in competitions that have rules, that is!
**[18:00] ---**
HELPERS ARE OKAY!
**[18:16] ---**
It's spicy… my taste buds are the same…
**[18:19] ---**
The mystery man is down!
**[18:21] ---**
*You can be a big strong kick boxer,*
**[18:23] ---**
*but spice, is spice, is spice.*
**[18:30] ---**
I'm a hamburger expert,
**[18:32] ---**
I can do this!
**[18:35] ---**
Oh, look at him now!
**[18:38] ---**
Has his love of the burger
**[18:39] ---**
stoked his char broiled heart?
**[18:41] ---**
Wow, you're really going at it.
**[18:53] ---**
King Genie…
**[18:55] ---**
King Genie! King Genie!
**[18:57] ---**
If he's gonna fight that hard,
then I will too!
**[19:04] ---**
I'm a kick boxer
from a distant land.
**[19:06] ---**
I'm a kick boxer
from a distant land.
**[19:08] ---**
Kan! You're the best!
**[19:09] ---**
I'm a kickboarder!
**[19:14] ---**
When will Kan get here…?
**[19:16] ---**
L-Look!
**[19:17] ---**
It's King Genie the Sneeze Guy!
**[19:19] ---**
At this rate,
he's gonna win!
**[19:22] ---**
Oh!
**[19:26] ---**
Isn't that Kan?
**[19:27] ---**
It's that assistant.
**[19:29] ---**
I don't know who it is,
but he's carrying Akemi's father.
**[19:32] ---**
You can do it!
**[19:35] ---**
Whoever it is that isn't Kan,
you can do it!
**[19:37] ---**
Whoever you are, go for it!
**[19:40] ---**
Who will cross
the finish line first?
**[19:43] ---**
Oh no! A purse-snatcher!
**[19:46] ---**
Huh?
**[19:49] ---**
Someone stop him!
**[19:51] ---**
W-What do I do…?
**[19:53] ---**
If I go after the purse snatcher,
I won't be able to catch up to him.
**[19:55] ---**
Outta my way!
**[19:59] ---**
Kan!
**[20:11] ---**
Chest!
**[20:13] ---**
Hm?
**[20:15] ---**
King Genie crosses the finish line!
**[20:17] ---**
Yay!
**[20:19] ---**
It's unbelievable!
**[20:21] ---**
King Genie comes
from behind to win!
**[20:24] ---**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[20:29] ---**
King Genie! King Genie!
**[20:30] ---**
Thank you, thank you!
**[20:32] ---**
King Genie manages to defend his title.
**[20:37] ---**
Well done, Kan.
**[20:39] ---**
No one will ever know but us!
**[20:41] ---**
Okay. Thanks.
**[20:44] ---**
Thank you, thank you!
**[20:46] ---**
UMM…
**[20:49] ---**
Hm?
**[20:50] ---**
What's this... an apology!
**[20:52] ---**
Huh? What? Oh…hahaha.
Uh-huh, I see…
**[20:58] ---**
He says, sorry for
impersonating you, King Genie.
**[21:02] ---**
But you should take it as a compliment.
**[21:06] ---**
The truth is, once he discovered you,
**[21:08] ---**
he had to emulate you
because of your star power.
**[21:12] ---**
What exactly is his star power?
**[21:16] ---**
Mr. Sneeze Guy…you…
**[21:19] ---**
…are a fantastic gentleman!
**[21:24] ---**
Nothing about this should make you weep.
**[21:26] ---**
Who's the real one?
**[21:28] ---**
*So now, Father and that other guy
make videos together sometimes*
**[21:32] ---**
*and upload them.*
**[21:35] ---**
It's great T Tubers bring
a lot of people happiness,
**[21:39] ---**
but I don't think it's for me.
**[21:41] ---**
Hm?
**[21:42] ---**
Huh? This is!
**[21:47] ---**
Three million?
**[21:50] ---**
It's gone viral.
**[22:01] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:05] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
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*As long as you're there by my side*
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*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:23] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:41] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:45] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:02] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:10] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
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Good evening, I'm Yoko Yotayama!
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Yoko! Yay, yay, yeahh!
**[23:31] ---**
Are you all having a good time?
**[23:34] ---**
Yeahh!
**[23:35] ---**
Thanks to your support.
I finally made it to this stage!
**[23:39] ---**
Yoko's ecstatic! Thank you!
**[23:41] ---**
Yahh!
**[23:43] ---**
The concert's just getting started.
Let's keep it going!
**[23:46] ---**
Hope you enjoy my next song!
**[23:49] ---**
Next time, it's Mom Is an Idol!
**[23:49] ---**
PREVIEW
MOM IS AN IDOL!
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Don't miss it!
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# E6 - Mom Is an Idol!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRGVN1Q3R/mom-is-an-idol)
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Fifty years ago!
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And today!
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It's now and yesteryear.
**[00:12] ---**
Today we're all about idols.
**[00:14] ---**
I can take it from here!
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It wasn't until the seventies that
idol became a common word.
**[00:24] ---**
Gosh, talking about idols sure gets you excited.
**[00:28] ---**
Well, duh, he loves 'em.
**[00:29] ---**
Candies, Momoe Yamaguchi…
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Back then
idols seemed from another world,
**[00:35] ---**
stars we watched from afar.
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Today, it's all about being
bright, bubbly, and warm.
**[00:42] ---**
They hold their own
meet-and-greets
**[00:43] ---**
and put on concerts where you
can get up close.
**[00:45] ---**
Today, it almost feels like
you're friends with them.
**[00:48] ---**
But some things never change.
**[00:51] ---**
For many, idols still inspire and delight.
**[00:53] ---**
Woohoo, Akubi!
Woohoo, Akubi!
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Cheering has changed a lot, though.
**[00:58] ---**
In just fifty years…
**[01:00] ---**
Amazing!!
**[01:15] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:23] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:30] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:41] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:50] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:54] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:00] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:03] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:08] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:16] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:20] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
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MOM IS AN IDOL!
**[02:34] ---**
Whaat?
**[02:35] ---**
DRAGON SUNS AGENCY PRESENTS
IDOL AUDITION AUDITION HALL
**[02:36] ---**
This isn't the World
Timetable Expo?
**[02:39] ---**
Mom pulled a fast one on me…
**[02:42] ---**
What am I doing at an idol audition?
My one free day…
**[02:48] ---**
I should've just slept in.
**[03:04] ---**
I thought I heard a big yawn...
**[03:06] ---**
Dammit, I did it again.
**[03:08] ---**
What, you want to be an idol?!
**[03:09] ---**
I knew you were
hiding a beautiful dream, Kan!
**[03:12] ---**
Um, no.
Mom signed me up behind my back.
**[03:17] ---**
I'm going home.
**[03:18] ---**
No, you can't!
**[03:19] ---**
Being an idol opens people's
eyes to their own dreams.
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Hocus Pocus.
**[03:30] ---**
Grown up with impeccable style.
You'll pass for sure now!
**[03:34] ---**
No, no. I don't
look anything like my picture,
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this will never work.
**[03:38] ---**
Oh, right…
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Enough games. I'm going home.
**[03:44] ---**
Are you okay?
**[03:45] ---**
Y-You're!!
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You're stunning!
You pass!
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You are one in a million.
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A potential gold mine!
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I've been searching for
a beauty like you!
**[04:00] ---**
What? Me?
**[04:01] ---**
Wait, who are you?
**[04:04] ---**
Me? I'm this agency's…
**[04:08] ---**
President!!
**[04:09] ---**
What?!
**[04:10] ---**
Wait, I'm not the one auditioning,
he is…
**[04:17] ---**
Ohhh!!
You're in too!
**[04:19] ---**
All right, Kan!
**[04:20] ---**
What? For real?
**[04:22] ---**
Yes, you'll be her manager.
I'm counting on you.
**[04:25] ---**
What the heck?
**[04:29] ---**
Anyway, you are a diamond
in the rough.
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You will be a wonderful idol.
**[04:35] ---**
Believe me, I've seen it all in this industry.
**[04:39] ---**
What? Y-You think so?
**[04:41] ---**
DRAGON SUNS AGENCY
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I wonder how he's doing…
**[04:48] ---**
Business is gonna boom!
**[04:54] ---**
Owww…
**[04:55] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[05:01] ---**
You have the look!
**[05:03] ---**
I've got the look.
**[05:06] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[05:08] ---**
I'm Akubi, and I'm feeling just dandy!
**[05:12] ---**
Get ready for my first live performance!
**[05:16] ---**
*Too bad it's not
the Akubi in the vase.*
**[05:21] ---**
*But in reality…*
**[05:23] ---**
Hey, Manager!
**[05:25] ---**
This is it?
**[05:29] ---**
No one knows you yet.
What did you expect?
**[05:33] ---**
*Why is Yumemigachi here?*
**[05:36] ---**
Hey, you're Akubi, right?
A relative of Yotayama's?
**[05:37] ---**
AKUBI CONCERT
**[05:40] ---**
Yes, that's what they say.
**[05:43] ---**
*Crap, just when I
thought things couldn't get any worse.*
**[05:46] ---**
I didn't know you're a new idol!
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*Nothing seems to phase her.*
**[05:50] ---**
AKUBI CONCERT
**[05:50] ---**
Listen. This is a legendary spot.
**[05:53] ---**
Legendary?
**[05:55] ---**
Every idol who has performed live here
has soared to stardom.
**[06:00] ---**
It has a good aura.
**[06:01] ---**
AKUBI CONCERT
**[06:02] ---**
What? Really?
**[06:03] ---**
Yup!
**[06:06] ---**
I'll have you know that
**[06:09] ---**
my hobby is scouting up and coming idols.
**[06:12] ---**
That's why I hang out here
**[06:14] ---**
keeping an eye out for the newest talent.
**[06:16] ---**
Wow, she's really into this stuff.
**[06:20] ---**
Okay, I'll do my best!
**[06:22] ---**
Get ready to smile and dream everybody!
**[06:26] ---**
I finally got a picture of it!
The JNR Express Color Kiha 58…
**[06:30] ---**
The picture of a lifetime!
**[06:32] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[06:44] ---**
*Someone must need me.*
**[06:46] ---**
You again?!
**[06:47] ---**
Huh?
**[06:49] ---**
We start you off
with an illusion!
**[06:52] ---**
R-Right. Awesome, huh?
**[06:54] ---**
Oh right,
so that was just an illusion.
**[06:56] ---**
That was easy!
**[06:57] ---**
Hey, not bad.
**[07:01] ---**
Little Bro, you watch from here, okay?
**[07:03] ---**
Poot?
**[07:04] ---**
AKUBI CONCERT
**[07:04] ---**
But who could've ripped one?
**[07:06] ---**
Is there a problem?
**[07:07] ---**
No, nothing.
**[07:09] ---**
*Sis is an idol?
And that guy's her manager?*
**[07:16] ---**
I present you my debut song.
**[07:17] ---**
AKUBI CONCERT
**[07:19] ---**
Just a minute!
**[07:20] ---**
Huh?
**[07:24] ---**
Huh?
**[07:25] ---**
Kan's Mom?
**[07:27] ---**
Akubi?!
**[07:28] ---**
What the heck
are you doing?
**[07:30] ---**
What are you wearing...
I think I'm gonna barf!
**[07:33] ---**
Huh? It doesn't concern you.
**[07:35] ---**
*Oh yeah...
she doesn't know it's me.*
**[07:40] ---**
Anyway,
you need to change right now…
**[07:42] ---**
No, it's fine.
**[07:44] ---**
Boss!
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AKUBI CONCERT
**[07:45] ---**
I thought we needed one more idol.
**[07:49] ---**
Huh?
**[07:50] ---**
What?
**[07:51] ---**
AKUBI CONCERT
**[07:51] ---**
Think of it as extra inspiration.
My concept for her is…
**[07:56] ---**
Fun with a dash of
old fashioned elegance.
**[07:59] ---**
But, Boss…
**[08:00] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:01] ---**
If the plan is to compete against her,
then I forfeit.
**[08:05] ---**
I want to support her.
**[08:07] ---**
What?
**[08:08] ---**
Ms. Mom…
**[08:09] ---**
Y-Yeah, uh-huh!
I think that's a good idea.
**[08:11] ---**
*This is dull as dishwater.*
**[08:14] ---**
Poot, poot, poot!
**[08:15] ---**
You are so precious!
**[08:17] ---**
*Now's my chance!*
**[08:18] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo.*
**[08:21] ---**
So cute!
**[08:25] ---**
Ms. Mom?
**[08:28] ---**
I don't care if your name is Akubi
or Whoopee or Booby.
**[08:32] ---**
I'm not losing to some talentless little girl.
**[08:36] ---**
What?
**[08:38] ---**
Glad you reconsidered.
**[08:38] ---**
AKUBI CONCERT
**[08:40] ---**
Of course, Boss.
**[08:41] ---**
Excellent.
**[08:43] ---**
This totally sucks.
**[08:47] ---**
*So he went and cast a spell.*
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AKUBI CONCERT
**[08:48] ---**
All right, I have a job for you.
**[08:53] ---**
You're the star!
**[08:55] ---**
THE BATTLE
**[08:55] ---**
A local cable variety show, huh?
**[08:59] ---**
And that's the audience…
**[09:01] ---**
Everyone's gonna find
out about this!
**[09:04] ---**
I'm done for. The entire neighborhood
will know that is my mom.
**[09:09] ---**
I'm gonna do my darndest
and they're gonna love me!
**[09:13] ---**
Yeah, well I'm not losing to some tramp.
**[09:16] ---**
Here we go!
**[09:17] ---**
It's time for Mamenoki Cable TV's
hit show, "The Battle!"
**[09:21] ---**
Oh no, it started!
**[09:23] ---**
Today, two idols
will go head to head.
**[09:26] ---**
First, her sweet bubbliness will
will leave you thirsty for more.
**[09:31] ---**
Hi, I'm Akubi.
You're gonna wanna...
**[09:35] ---**
And her opponent is!
**[09:35] ---**
Hey, let me finish!
**[09:37] ---**
Who knew retro could feel so good.
**[09:40] ---**
Get ready for an oldie but a goodie!
**[09:43] ---**
Hi, everyone!
I'm Yoko Yotayama.
**[09:45] ---**
You guys make me so nervous.
**[09:50] ---**
Why me, why...
**[09:52] ---**
L-O-V-E, lovely Yoko.
**[09:55] ---**
First up, the eating challenge.
**[09:57] ---**
This is no ordinary eating contest,
**[10:00] ---**
style counts just as much as quantity.
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THE BATTLE
**[10:04] ---**
The audience will be voting,
so make it count you two!
**[10:09] ---**
Ready set go!
**[10:11] ---**
Wow, Akubi has quite the appetite.
**[10:14] ---**
*Gotta be chipper and cheerful...*
**[10:16] ---**
*gotta shovel it down!*
**[10:19] ---**
*It's all about grace and elegance.*
**[10:21] ---**
*Gorging oneself is a disgrace.*
**[10:24] ---**
*That's why, for now…*
**[10:26] ---**
I'm sorry. I can't eat this much.
**[10:30] ---**
Oh dear…
**[10:31] ---**
No, stop! Mom!!
**[10:33] ---**
I think she's cute.
**[10:37] ---**
Not bad!
**[10:39] ---**
Nah, I like the hearty eater.
**[10:42] ---**
You can do it, Akubi!
**[10:46] ---**
Oh no, what should Yoko do?!
**[10:49] ---**
Argh! Just stop!
**[10:53] ---**
Damn dipshit.
I'd better do something quick.
**[10:57] ---**
Hey, Yumemigachi!
**[10:59] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[11:00] ---**
Fart for me.
Please!
**[11:02] ---**
Gross, you creep.
**[11:07] ---**
From meat buns to pizza!
**[11:10] ---**
Yay, I love pizza!
**[11:11] ---**
So yummy, I could eat these all day.
Amazing.
**[11:15] ---**
*Oh no, what do I do?
I'm so full already… But…*
**[11:20] ---**
*I can't lose now.
Come on, Yoko. Don't give up now.*
**[11:25] ---**
*Think, your stomach has infinite capacity…*
**[11:28] ---**
*That's right…*
**[11:29] ---**
*Your stomach is as vast as the cosmos!*
**[11:31] ---**
A black hole!
**[11:33] ---**
She's got her second wind!
**[11:36] ---**
Such incredible speed,
she's gaining on her!
**[11:39] ---**
Yahh!
**[11:40] ---**
I'm done!
**[11:43] ---**
This match goes to Akubi!
**[11:47] ---**
Yoko gave it her all but…?!
**[11:50] ---**
Sh-She's dead?
**[11:52] ---**
No, no, she's not dead. Not at all.
**[11:54] ---**
What surprises does the next battle hold?
**[11:56] ---**
Will Yoko be able to
redeem herself?
**[11:59] ---**
But first, a commercial break.
**[12:01] ---**
Stay tuned!
**[12:03] ---**
Next up, a battle of bellows!
**[12:06] ---**
Greetings, at your service.
**[12:11] ---**
Wow, that's a high score!
**[12:14] ---**
Will Yoko be able to top that?
**[12:17] ---**
*Shouting will only tarnish my image…*
**[12:19] ---**
*I'll have to rely on
the audience votes here.*
**[12:22] ---**
*I'll let her win this one.*
**[12:32] ---**
What are you doing, Dear!!!
**[12:36] ---**
Yoko wins!
**[12:39] ---**
Oh? Well goodness gracious me!
**[12:41] ---**
Nooo!
**[12:44] ---**
He strikes again.
**[12:46] ---**
Please, make it all stop.
**[12:49] ---**
Looks like everyone's having fun.
**[12:52] ---**
Boss…
**[12:54] ---**
Look at those two…
They've got a certain something.
**[12:58] ---**
You can't help but
cheer them on, right?
**[13:00] ---**
Y-Yeah…
**[13:02] ---**
That's what you call natural talent.
**[13:05] ---**
Their sincerity just pulls you in.
**[13:09] ---**
I can feel it,
those two are gonna be stars.
**[13:22] ---**
Cheer them on…huh?
**[13:25] ---**
THE BATTLE
**[13:25] ---**
Idols need acting skills too.
**[13:28] ---**
Time for a little drama!
**[13:31] ---**
Wow, what a cute uniform.
**[13:33] ---**
I've always wanted to
wear one like this.
**[13:36] ---**
First up is Yoko.
**[13:38] ---**
Wait…
**[13:40] ---**
I need a moment to rethink.
**[13:44] ---**
Ms. Mom!!
**[13:46] ---**
Huh? Wait?
**[13:47] ---**
The cutesy crap is gone…
**[13:51] ---**
Ms. Mom…
**[13:53] ---**
What's the matter?
**[13:55] ---**
It brought back bad memories…
**[13:59] ---**
*Bad memories?*
**[14:01] ---**
The truth is when I was young,
my dream was to become an idol…
**[14:05] ---**
So I went to an audition.
**[14:08] ---**
I went as far as the final round…
**[14:10] ---**
*I had no idea…*
**[14:12] ---**
I was so happy at the time.
**[14:16] ---**
But during
the final acting audition…
**[14:21] ---**
I completely forgot my lines…
I froze.
**[14:26] ---**
And now, I've been given another chance…
**[14:30] ---**
I thought this time would be different…
**[14:33] ---**
But clearly it isn't,
it still manages to haunt me,
**[14:36] ---**
and at the worst possible moment.
**[14:37] ---**
I've blown it again,
I've let everyone down.
**[14:42] ---**
There's no denying it anymore…
**[14:44] ---**
I don't have what it takes to be an idol.
**[14:48] ---**
I'm such an old fool.
**[14:52] ---**
Please don't say that.
**[14:54] ---**
You were positively radiant.
**[14:57] ---**
You made everybody so happy…
**[15:02] ---**
I'm speechless.
**[15:05] ---**
Um…um…
**[15:08] ---**
Their sincerity just pulls you in.
**[15:14] ---**
Well, you're an idol to me.
**[15:17] ---**
Yeah, what he said.
**[15:19] ---**
Come on, let's go kick some acting butt.
**[15:22] ---**
Akubi…
**[15:23] ---**
Hey, everyone.
**[15:25] ---**
It's time to…
**[15:26] ---**
…get this…
**[15:29] ---**
…party started.
**[15:31] ---**
Who are they?
**[15:33] ---**
I've seen that guy on TV.
**[15:36] ---**
That's the idol team led
by Producer Kadoyama…
**[15:40] ---**
The Peachy New Three!!
**[15:43] ---**
They're all so cute.
**[15:45] ---**
No, but I'm devoted to Akemi.
**[15:47] ---**
Oh…but…
**[15:53] ---**
They're still so cute!
**[15:59] ---**
Yes!
**[16:00] ---**
*So she finally farted.*
**[16:03] ---**
*Thank you! Yumemigachi!*
**[16:05] ---**
What's up with him?
**[16:07] ---**
Wait, hang on.
We haven't finished yet!
**[16:11] ---**
Huh? What's that?
**[16:13] ---**
Yeah, so boring. Give it up.
**[16:15] ---**
And besides,
we got the crowd going just fine!
**[16:19] ---**
That's right.
**[16:20] ---**
Now that a popular idol group
is here,
**[16:22] ---**
you guys can go now.
**[16:25] ---**
W-Wait, what's that about?
**[16:27] ---**
Yeah, that's mean.
**[16:30] ---**
What brings you down to
this small cable station?
**[16:33] ---**
What are you scheming?
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, still struggling away at
your pathetic little agency, eh, Boss?
**[16:39] ---**
Boss?
**[16:40] ---**
You know him?
**[16:42] ---**
I have one objective.
**[16:45] ---**
Truly… You've truly
found a great girl.
**[16:50] ---**
W-What?
**[16:51] ---**
I won't let you poach my staff
if that's what you're implying.
**[16:54] ---**
You've crushed enough dreams…
**[16:57] ---**
Better to not string
the mediocre along.
**[16:59] ---**
It's a win win, yes?
**[17:02] ---**
But…Akubi has talent…
**[17:07] ---**
You are an outstanding talent.
**[17:18] ---**
I'm glad I failed.
**[17:20] ---**
Problem is, you're too nice.
**[17:23] ---**
That's why you'll never make it big.
**[17:28] ---**
Akubi…
With me as your producer,
**[17:31] ---**
you will experience fame
like you've never dreamed.
**[17:34] ---**
Don't listen to this guy.
**[17:37] ---**
Hey, stay out of this.
**[17:39] ---**
Besides, there's no way
you would ever be an idol.
**[17:45] ---**
Don't you talk to her like that.
**[17:48] ---**
I would never, ever, ever
join your agency!
**[17:54] ---**
I see…
**[18:01] ---**
Producer Kadoyama!
**[18:03] ---**
Akubi…
**[18:06] ---**
I challenge you to a competition
**[18:08] ---**
with the Peachy New Three
at the next live event.
**[18:11] ---**
Huh?
**[18:11] ---**
A competition?
**[18:13] ---**
Whichever team attracts the most fans wins.
**[18:17] ---**
If Akubi can bring in more fans,
**[18:20] ---**
then it will be her solo concert.
**[18:22] ---**
Although that will never happen.
Are you in?
**[18:28] ---**
Of course, I'm in.
**[18:30] ---**
Wow, awesome.
**[18:31] ---**
That's gonna be so cool.
**[18:33] ---**
Please, I need your help.
**[18:38] ---**
Akubi…
**[18:40] ---**
But…
**[18:42] ---**
If the two of us work together,
there's no way we'd lose.
**[18:49] ---**
It's retro and cutting edge…
A "Retro-Edge Miracle!"
**[18:53] ---**
You have the look!
**[18:56] ---**
We can do it together!
**[18:59] ---**
The best is yet to come!
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RETRO-EDGE MIRACLE
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MIRACLE
**[19:38] ---**
RETRO-EDGE MIRACLE
BECOMES A SOCIAL PHENOMENON!
OVER ONE-MILLION FOLLOWERS
ON SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES
**[19:42] ---**
THE DAWN OF
RETRO-EDGE MIRACLE
**[19:53] ---**
It's amazing.
**[19:55] ---**
The fans actually love you guys.
**[19:58] ---**
No way! Seriously?
**[20:00] ---**
Can't you hear them screaming?
**[20:02] ---**
Come on, time to go on stage.
**[20:03] ---**
Okay.
**[20:04] ---**
Akubi!
**[20:06] ---**
Yoko!
**[20:08] ---**
This is humiliating!
**[20:09] ---**
Geez, you girls are useless.
**[20:14] ---**
W-Wait!
**[20:16] ---**
We won…huh?
**[20:18] ---**
We did it… We did it…together!
**[20:23] ---**
Kan worked hard too, right?
**[20:25] ---**
Huh?
**[20:26] ---**
Kan…?
**[20:28] ---**
You knew who I was?
**[20:29] ---**
Thank you, Kan.
**[20:33] ---**
Mom…
**[20:36] ---**
Um…
Go break a leg, okay?
**[20:41] ---**
Okay!
**[20:43] ---**
Okay, Ms. Mom. Let's do this!
**[20:47] ---**
Yup, let's go!
**[20:49] ---**
-Concert, concert!
- I'm so relieved,
**[20:50] ---**
-Concert, concert!
- I'm getting sleepy…
**[20:53] ---**
Concert, concert, concert,
concert, concert!
**[21:04] ---**
No, stupid, stupid!
I'm so stupid!
**[21:07] ---**
What do I do, what do I do…
**[21:09] ---**
If she's not here then it's pointless.
**[21:13] ---**
Huh?
**[21:13] ---**
It was a dream.
But it's time.
**[21:18] ---**
I should go thank my fans one last time…
**[21:22] ---**
Kan.
**[21:24] ---**
That was a lot of fun, thank you.
**[21:31] ---**
Thank you…everyone.
**[21:35] ---**
Starting today, I'm retiring from stardom.
**[21:44] ---**
Yoko!
**[21:46] ---**
And then Retro-Edge Miracle
became a legend.
**[22:00] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:04] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:12] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:21] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:41] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:44] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:02] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:09] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:25] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:27] ---**
Oh here we go.
**[23:28] ---**
Here's the mike...
**[23:29] ---**
One sneeze brings me out.
That's my master.
**[23:40] ---**
King Genie.
**[23:44] ---**
They've been singing
for three hours already.
**[23:44] ---**
From inside the vase, I'll come flying out.
**[23:48] ---**
PREVIEW
PRESCHOOL FOR LITTLE BRO!
**[23:49] ---**
Next time it's Preschool for Little Bro!
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:54] ---**
# E7 - Preschool for Little Bro!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREMEVNV6/preschool-for-little-bro)
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Fifty years ago!
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And now!
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It's yesteryear and today.
**[00:11] ---**
Let's talk about diapers.
**[00:12] ---**
Back then, cloth diapers were all the rage.
**[00:17] ---**
So this is a cloth diaper, huh?
I could get used to this.
**[00:20] ---**
That's a sumo wrestler's loincloth.
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This is a cloth diaper.
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In those days, a dirty diaper meant
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going through the trouble of
a laborious hand prewash.
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There were disposable diapers,
**[00:34] ---**
but they were costly
and not exactly user friendly.
**[00:37] ---**
They didn't really catch on.
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Now tons of people use the disposable kind.
**[00:44] ---**
I'm part of the new nappies generation.
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Modern diapers use superabsorbent polymer
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and can be pulled up like pants,
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they're changing every day.
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There are even adult diapers now.
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Here you go, Father.
**[00:57] ---**
Oh no, I respectfully decline.
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Really, in just fifty years…
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Amazing!!
**[01:17] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:25] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:32] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:43] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:52] ---**
*Action! Action!*
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*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:02] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:06] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Achoo!*
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*(He's a) Genie-us!*
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*(He's a) Genie-us!*
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PRESCHOOL FOR LITTLE BRO!
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Hm?
**[02:44] ---**
Kan, could you come here!
**[02:47] ---**
I'm busy!
**[02:49] ---**
Well, so am I!
**[02:52] ---**
Geez…
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Reminds me of Kantaro…
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Whoa! Babies!
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And three of them!
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They're triplets.
They're my friend's.
**[03:03] ---**
You sure you don't
mind if I leave them with you?
**[03:06] ---**
Don't be silly.
What are friends for?
**[03:09] ---**
You'll be fine, right, Dear?
**[03:12] ---**
Yeah…
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I know I can count on you, Kan.
**[03:15] ---**
Huh? How did I get roped into this?
**[03:17] ---**
We're getting our hair done,
**[03:19] ---**
then going to our class reunion.
**[03:21] ---**
I need you to help, okay?
**[03:23] ---**
Why me?
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We have no choice. Her husband had to
go on a business trip.
**[03:29] ---**
Okay, see you boys later.
**[03:32] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[03:34] ---**
Come on... it's Saturday,
it was supposed to be
**[03:38] ---**
just me and my model trains today…
**[03:42] ---**
You're telling me.
**[03:43] ---**
I was supposed to
catch up on my sleep today.
**[03:59] ---**
Sounds like someone needs a snooze!
**[04:01] ---**
Wow.
**[04:03] ---**
Three babies! Adorable!!
**[04:07] ---**
They're triplets.
**[04:08] ---**
Wow, so why are they here?
**[04:11] ---**
We're stuck with babysitting them.
**[04:14] ---**
Babysitting?
**[04:15] ---**
What a great opportunity!
**[04:16] ---**
You've never had a chance
**[04:18] ---**
to play with little kids
as an only child, right?
**[04:21] ---**
Oh right, you're acting like this
cause you have a little brother.
**[04:24] ---**
Yeah, I know all about taking care of kids.
**[04:27] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[04:27] ---**
Great, that makes me feel a lot better
if Akubi will help.
**[04:31] ---**
You don't mind if I get a little shut eye, do you?
Call me if you need me.
**[04:36] ---**
Wait, Dad!
**[04:37] ---**
There's stuff to use there.
**[04:40] ---**
There's stuff?
I don't know what to do with them!
**[04:46] ---**
Shall we sneeze and call Father?
**[04:49] ---**
King Genie, huh?
**[04:51] ---**
Well, I was kinda thinking instead…
**[04:54] ---**
Oh, by the way,
where's your mom?
**[04:57] ---**
Huh? Our mom?
**[04:59] ---**
Yeah, what is she up to?
**[05:01] ---**
That is a secret
in the genie world.
**[05:05] ---**
Oh?
**[05:06] ---**
King Genie?
**[05:08] ---**
I thought I heard
his voice just now…
**[05:11] ---**
Anyway, as long as they stay asleep,
this'll be a walk in the park.
**[05:19] ---**
Oh? Is wittle precious up?
**[05:26] ---**
Oh my, what's the matter?
There, there.
**[05:33] ---**
I think they want their mommy.
**[05:36] ---**
No, it'll be fine.
**[05:41] ---**
Oh no. Another one's up.
**[05:46] ---**
Kan, pick him up!
**[05:50] ---**
There, there.
**[05:55] ---**
Come on, stop crying!
**[05:59] ---**
Oh! The last one's up!
**[06:02] ---**
Dammit, we need more hands!
**[06:06] ---**
Dad!
**[06:08] ---**
Bull-ko, Bull-ko!
**[06:15] ---**
The cat's useless!
**[06:20] ---**
Don't cry!
**[06:22] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[06:27] ---**
Huh?
**[06:28] ---**
Look, a panda!
**[06:33] ---**
Come on, Kan!
Pretend to be a panda. Be a panda!
**[06:36] ---**
Pretend to be a panda?
**[06:38] ---**
I don't know, what kind of sounds
do pandas make?
**[06:42] ---**
Pa-Pa-Panda! Pa-Pa-Panda!
**[06:45] ---**
Pa-Pa-Panda!
**[06:49] ---**
Darnit, Kan!
**[06:54] ---**
REASONS WHY BABIES CRY
**[06:55] ---**
Um… let's see…
**[06:58] ---**
Babies usually cry because
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they're sleepy or
need a diaper change or want milk.
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They just woke up,
so let's change their diapers.
**[07:05] ---**
Always helps to put on a smile!
**[07:08] ---**
What a disaster.
**[07:13] ---**
Like this…and like that…
**[07:16] ---**
Just stick this together and…
**[07:19] ---**
Keep still!
**[07:21] ---**
Hey? Where's the other one?
**[07:24] ---**
No, no!
**[07:27] ---**
Come on, be a good boy.
**[07:29] ---**
Hey, babies!
**[07:32] ---**
Check this out!
**[07:34] ---**
Whoa! My N Gauge train!
**[07:42] ---**
No, stop!
**[07:52] ---**
Here, cuties!
**[07:54] ---**
Milky time!
**[07:57] ---**
Now!
**[07:59] ---**
Thank god…
They almost got you…
**[08:13] ---**
Oh!
**[08:18] ---**
*Guess I'm needed!*
**[08:21] ---**
Little Bro!
Give us a hand here!
**[08:24] ---**
Poot? Poot!
**[08:26] ---**
*Wh-Who the hell are these little shits?*
**[08:29] ---**
Oh goodie woodie...
**[08:31] ---**
Little Bro's going to
play with you!
**[08:34] ---**
Poot!
**[08:35] ---**
*You gotta be kidding me.*
**[08:36] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo.*
**[08:39] ---**
Poot!
**[08:41] ---**
*My spell won't work!*
**[08:45] ---**
*Nasty, they stink.
Of course my stunning looks are lost on them.*
**[08:50] ---**
*Which means…*
**[08:52] ---**
Poot!
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*The TV should be enough to entertain them.*
**[09:08] ---**
They can't watch this stuff.
**[09:15] ---**
*Greetings Mr. Toddler!*
**[09:18] ---**
Mr. Toddler is a mascot
for this new facility.
**[09:22] ---**
Mr. Toddler, can you please
show the viewers?
**[09:28] ---**
A new facility soon to open
in Mamenoki
**[09:32] ---**
called Kaneamari Toddler Town.
**[09:34] ---**
Wow, I had no idea.
**[09:37] ---**
This certainly is the state of the art
in preschool design.
**[09:41] ---**
Let's talk to the director.
**[09:45] ---**
Our next-gen automation
**[09:49] ---**
and adoption of the newest
artificial intelligence
**[09:52] ---**
has placed us at the forefront
of preschool innovation.
**[09:55] ---**
Huh?
**[09:56] ---**
Did you catch any of that?
**[09:58] ---**
He means he made a big fancy preschool.
**[10:01] ---**
We are the solution working
families have been looking for.
**[10:05] ---**
We're always open
weekends and holidays.
**[10:07] ---**
Early mornings and late evenings.
**[10:10] ---**
Schedule your free visit to
Kaneamari Toddler Town now!
**[10:13] ---**
FREE TRIAL VISIT
**[10:16] ---**
– Yes, I'll sign up.
– I need your help!
**[10:18] ---**
We are here and ready to serve!
**[10:21] ---**
Don't cry!
**[10:23] ---**
This is it! Let's drop them off there.
**[10:27] ---**
Okay. Let's go take a walk
and stop by.
**[10:29] ---**
Oh, but we might need
an adult with us.
**[10:33] ---**
All right!
**[10:37] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[10:43] ---**
Now, we're ready.
**[10:45] ---**
Let's go.
**[10:49] ---**
Hey, it should be
around here, right?
**[10:51] ---**
Yeah, if we keep going straight,
we should be able to see it.
**[10:55] ---**
*Why am I going too?*
**[11:00] ---**
By the way,
I left the diapers back at the house.
**[11:02] ---**
BEWARE OF CREEPS
**[11:03] ---**
You think that's okay?
**[11:04] ---**
I think so.
Their ad mentioned no supplies necessary.
**[11:07] ---**
Was that Akemi?
**[11:10] ---**
Wh-Who's that guy?
**[11:12] ---**
And why are you taking care of babies?
**[11:16] ---**
*Don't tell me Akemi's already
married with children?*
**[11:22] ---**
Please no... no!!
**[11:31] ---**
Oh my.
**[11:33] ---**
Looks like you youngins have been busy!
**[11:38] ---**
Hubby better keep up the good work, I say.
**[11:42] ---**
Hubby?
**[11:43] ---**
So cute!
**[11:45] ---**
It's so refreshing to see
such a loving couple.
**[11:47] ---**
Good luck.
**[11:50] ---**
Loving couple? What?!
**[11:52] ---**
I guess we must look like that.
**[11:56] ---**
*Akubi and I…married?!*
**[12:09] ---**
I'm home.
**[12:11] ---**
Welcome home, Kan!
**[12:14] ---**
Akubi!
**[12:16] ---**
Kan!
**[12:28] ---**
Wha-Wha-Wha-What the heck
was that?
**[12:32] ---**
Just a dream, my boy.
**[12:34] ---**
Look, Kan. We're here.
**[12:37] ---**
Wow, so this is Toddler Town, huh?
**[12:40] ---**
It's huge.
**[12:42] ---**
Please register at
the front desk first,
**[12:45] ---**
then drop your child off.
**[12:47] ---**
- Wow, so many people.
- Please bear with us during this busy time.
**[12:49] ---**
- Well, we're dropping off too, right?
- Please wait in line and we will be with you shortly.
**[12:49] ---**
END OF LINE
**[12:53] ---**
And then after that.
**[12:56] ---**
Phew, we finally got in.
**[12:59] ---**
We'll be back soon.
Be good, okay?
**[13:03] ---**
Toddler Town customers,
**[13:06] ---**
we kindly ask you to fill out
the necessary documentation.
**[13:08] ---**
HUSBAND NAME WIFE NAME
CHILD
**[13:08] ---**
Um, let's see now…
**[13:11] ---**
Should I put my name down?
**[13:13] ---**
So we have triplets today.
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[13:18] ---**
We'll take good care of him too.
**[13:21] ---**
Poo?
**[13:22] ---**
Poo…
**[13:23] ---**
P-P-P-P-Poot!
**[13:25] ---**
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING
**[13:26] ---**
IN OUR CARE
**[13:31] ---**
This is to confirm that you are
leaving them under our care.
**[13:33] ---**
So how does AI babysitting really work?
**[13:37] ---**
May we take a look around?
**[13:39] ---**
Our facilities are optimized
exclusively for toddlers,
**[13:42] ---**
so unfortunately we cannot
allow entry to any adults from the outside.
**[13:46] ---**
I see.
**[13:51] ---**
Please take good care of him.
**[13:53] ---**
He's in good hands.
**[13:54] ---**
Bye!
**[13:55] ---**
See you later.
**[13:57] ---**
It's tough being a parent, isn't it?
**[14:00] ---**
I gotta see what's inside.
**[14:09] ---**
Oh, I know!
I have a good idea.
**[14:12] ---**
Hm?
**[14:13] ---**
Over here.
**[14:14] ---**
Come on!
**[14:16] ---**
Hang on…
**[14:18] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[14:23] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[14:25] ---**
Wait, Akubi.
**[14:29] ---**
Lemme out!
**[14:33] ---**
Where are all the little ones?
**[14:35] ---**
So they're somewhere else?
**[14:37] ---**
NO ENTRY
**[14:39] ---**
It says "No Entry."
**[14:41] ---**
Well it doesn't say anything
about crawling though.
**[14:44] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[14:45] ---**
You're so weird.
**[14:49] ---**
NO ENTRY
**[14:56] ---**
Wow.
**[15:22] ---**
Amazing!
**[15:23] ---**
Machines are doing everything.
**[15:39] ---**
I kinda get it now…
**[15:41] ---**
I mean, it is a lot easier
**[15:43] ---**
taking care of them all at once.
**[15:46] ---**
...and I guess the machines are precise.
**[15:50] ---**
People always say we
are short on workers,
**[15:52] ---**
so why not this be the
preschool of the future.
**[15:59] ---**
This is awesome.
**[16:02] ---**
Poot!
**[16:06] ---**
Bro!
**[16:08] ---**
Poo poot! Poot?!
**[16:11] ---**
Poot!
**[16:14] ---**
The bigger babies must be
in a different room.
**[16:24] ---**
Kan!
**[16:28] ---**
I don't need diapers!
**[16:34] ---**
Poo! Poo poo poot!
**[16:36] ---**
*Let go of me! Stop it!
I don't need diapers!*
**[16:46] ---**
Poo?
**[16:49] ---**
*That was close.*
**[16:52] ---**
Can we get in from here?
**[16:54] ---**
Try and open it.
**[17:14] ---**
They may be efficient,
**[17:16] ---**
but they can't do everything.
**[17:22] ---**
Oh, this is where you guys were.
**[17:26] ---**
What's going on?
**[17:28] ---**
They probably feel safer around real people.
**[17:37] ---**
*How dare you make me drink that filth!*
**[17:42] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo!*
**[18:03] ---**
The cyber babysitters
are flipping out.
**[18:06] ---**
I bet he's behind this.
**[18:12] ---**
What on earth?
**[18:14] ---**
Poot!
**[18:15] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo!*
**[18:40] ---**
Oh!
**[19:09] ---**
The crying child is a growing child.
**[19:12] ---**
Toddler Town hasn't quite
worked out all the kinks.
**[19:13] ---**
CLOSED
**[19:17] ---**
Yeah, there's something kind of lonely
about all the machines.
**[19:21] ---**
Taking care of babies
is a lot of work.
**[19:25] ---**
Parents have to do it every day.
**[19:27] ---**
Did you know some kids cry all night?
**[19:29] ---**
No, I didn't.
**[19:31] ---**
But I kinda understand
how tough that must be.
**[19:33] ---**
What do you mean, kinda?
**[19:35] ---**
Kinda means kinda.
**[19:37] ---**
Oh, Akemi.
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, Mario?
**[19:42] ---**
Um, hmm…well…
**[19:46] ---**
Those babies…so…
**[19:49] ---**
Are they yours, Akemi?
**[19:53] ---**
I was just asked to babysit.
**[19:56] ---**
Is that right?
**[20:00] ---**
So, umm…
**[20:02] ---**
Who is this guy?
**[20:05] ---**
Oh, you know, it's Kan.
**[20:06] ---**
I'm Kantaro's distant relative!
**[20:11] ---**
So you guys are not a family then?
**[20:14] ---**
No, we're not.
**[20:18] ---**
*Woohoo! I'm so happy!*
**[20:22] ---**
Okay then, see you later, Akemi!
**[20:26] ---**
What was that about?
**[20:29] ---**
Clearly he got the wrong idea.
**[20:31] ---**
MARIO / AKEMI
**[20:31] ---**
Goodness, I feel flush.
**[20:33] ---**
You were a lifesaver today.
Thank you so much.
**[20:37] ---**
Oh no, it was a piece of cake.
**[20:40] ---**
Yeah, easy for you to say.
**[20:43] ---**
YOTAYAMA
**[20:44] ---**
I'll see you.
**[20:45] ---**
Yeah, bye.
**[20:46] ---**
Say thank you to
Kantaro and Akubi, okay?
**[20:49] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:52] ---**
See you!
**[20:55] ---**
Hey, Mom.
What kind of a baby was I?
**[21:00] ---**
What do you mean?
**[21:01] ---**
Was I hard to take care of?
**[21:04] ---**
Did I cry at night?
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, those are the things you forget.
**[21:09] ---**
All I remember is
how cute you were.
**[21:11] ---**
I was cute?
**[21:13] ---**
Yes, you certainly were
a cutie patootie. There there.
**[21:16] ---**
Stop... jeez, Mom!
**[21:19] ---**
You're such a baby, Kan.
**[21:22] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[21:23] ---**
YOTAYAMA
**[21:30] ---**
You'll be a great dad
one day, Kan.
**[21:34] ---**
Me? A dad?
**[21:38] ---**
Then…what about…a mom?
**[21:42] ---**
Oh, I guess you can be
whatever you want to be!
**[21:45] ---**
That's not what I meant.
**[21:47] ---**
Hm? Then what did you mean?
**[21:50] ---**
So? Tell me.
**[21:53] ---**
Never mind.
**[22:00] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:05] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:13] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:22] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:41] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:44] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:02] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:10] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:27] ---**
Poot pootpoot pootpoot poot
poopoopoot poopoopoo poopoopoot.
**[23:32] ---**
Hey, Prince Farty!
**[23:33] ---**
I thought you had something to say,
so I was listening to you,
**[23:36] ---**
but all you're saying is "poot!"
**[23:37] ---**
Don't get mad, Kan.
**[23:38] ---**
In the human world,
Little Bro is only a baby.
**[23:41] ---**
Poopoot poopoopoot.
**[23:43] ---**
Well that was a huge waste of life.
**[23:45] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020...
**[23:48] ---**
Pootpoo pootpoopoo poopoopoot pootpoo.
**[23:50] ---**
PREVIEW
NINJA VS. GENIE!
**[23:51] ---**
See? I still don't know
what he's saying.
**[23:53] ---**
Poopoopoopoopoot!
**[23:55] ---**
# E8 - Ninja Vs. Genie
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64G2VZ1R/ninja-vs-genie)
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**[00:07] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:09] ---**
And today!
**[00:10] ---**
Let's compare.
**[00:13] ---**
Today we get to talk about ninjas.
**[00:15] ---**
Ninja King Genie has arrived!
**[00:19] ---**
Not a bad look, Father!
**[00:21] ---**
Ninjas were most active
during the Sengoku period.
**[00:24] ---**
That was way longer than fifty years ago.
**[00:27] ---**
They used ninjutsu to disarm the enemy
**[00:30] ---**
and engaged in special espionage missions.
**[00:33] ---**
You think there are any
ninjas around still today?
**[00:36] ---**
Yeah right.
**[00:38] ---**
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure.
**[00:41] ---**
Take a look at this.
**[00:42] ---**
Wow, there's an actual posting for ninjas
on this job search site.
**[00:47] ---**
There is, a real full-time ninja!
**[00:49] ---**
But this is just to
entertain tourists.
**[00:52] ---**
No, I have a feeling it's
a serious training course.
**[00:57] ---**
Like I said, no way…
**[00:59] ---**
Whether you choose to
believe it is up to you.
**[01:15] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:23] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:30] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:41] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:50] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:54] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:00] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:04] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:08] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:16] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:20] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:33] ---**
NINJA LAND
**[02:33] ---**
NINJA LAND
NINJA VS. GENIE
**[02:33] ---**
Welcome to Ninja Land!
**[02:37] ---**
Kaneamari Group is proud to present
our latest amusement park!
**[02:41] ---**
- Wow.
- Awesome!
**[02:43] ---**
It's no big deal.
**[02:45] ---**
I mean, it's only as big as
ten Tokyo Domes.
**[02:49] ---**
Wow!!
**[02:50] ---**
Just someone tell me why
we're dressed like this.
**[02:53] ---**
It's a ninja theme park, silly.
**[02:56] ---**
Most come in ninja cosplay.
**[03:00] ---**
I feel like I'm a real authentic ninja.
**[03:04] ---**
A kunoichi…
I love it. I'm so excited.
**[03:08] ---**
You look pretty cool, Kan.
**[03:10] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[03:12] ---**
Today, you get to be my guests.
**[03:14] ---**
Have a blast, guys!
**[03:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:19] ---**
Good for you, Kan.
**[03:21] ---**
You even made sure to
bring your relatives.
**[03:24] ---**
Oh, well…
**[03:26] ---**
*If you only knew.*
**[03:29] ---**
See? Look how happy he is.
**[03:32] ---**
*If she only knew.*
**[03:34] ---**
Poot!
**[03:37] ---**
Look, he's having a ball.
**[03:38] ---**
What a cutie.
**[03:40] ---**
*Damn him...
Little shit is older than me!*
**[03:45] ---**
Shucks. I thought I'd be able to
ride the local train,
**[03:50] ---**
JR 14 series passenger car.
**[03:52] ---**
And I wanted to watch the train
switchback at the way station.
**[03:57] ---**
So why are we on this bus?!
**[04:00] ---**
Okay, first stop is one of
Ninja Land's main attractions,
**[04:03] ---**
the Ninja Experience!
**[04:07] ---**
The Ninja Experience?
**[04:08] ---**
Wow, that sounds cool.
**[04:10] ---**
Come on, let's hurry.
**[04:12] ---**
I hate this kinda stuff.
**[04:15] ---**
What a group we have today.
**[04:17] ---**
I'm Ninja Suizo, and I will be your instructor.
Now I need your total focus!
**[04:21] ---**
As members of our shinobi clan
you form the upper echelon of ninja fighters.
**[04:26] ---**
Hey, we're the upper echelon.
**[04:30] ---**
But you will now be put to the test!
**[04:32] ---**
NINJUTSU SCROLL
**[04:32] ---**
Headquarters has been
besieged by enemy forces
**[04:35] ---**
and the sacred scroll has
fallen into their hands.
**[04:38] ---**
Unless we take back what is ours,
**[04:39] ---**
the world will unravel into chaos.
**[04:42] ---**
That's terrible!
We must get it back!
**[04:46] ---**
Easy there, calm down.
This is all just a game.
**[04:50] ---**
Yeah, but it all seems so real.
**[04:52] ---**
I'm ready for anything.
**[04:54] ---**
Let's do this!
**[04:56] ---**
I knew you could handle it!
**[04:58] ---**
Overcome the obstacles
and recover the sacred scroll!
**[05:02] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:05] ---**
And then after that.
**[05:07] ---**
Oh no, it's a dead end.
**[05:09] ---**
So that's it?
**[05:10] ---**
Headquarters is outfitted
with ninja defenses.
**[05:13] ---**
Lean against the wall to
reveal a secret passage.
**[05:16] ---**
I'll go.
**[05:21] ---**
Wow.
**[05:22] ---**
What the... that is so neat!
**[05:24] ---**
Now that is how a ninja does it.
**[05:28] ---**
Kan, come on hurry!
**[05:32] ---**
Fine, we'll do this then go home.
**[05:36] ---**
*Not so fast.*
**[05:41] ---**
What the heck?
**[05:44] ---**
Kan?
**[05:46] ---**
What are you doing, Kantaro?
**[05:48] ---**
Hilarious!
**[05:49] ---**
That's weird.
Why is it spinning around like that?
**[05:55] ---**
Kan!
**[05:57] ---**
Before you lies the hallway
of nightingale floors.
**[06:00] ---**
The boards creak under pressure
producing a chirping sound.
**[06:02] ---**
Underneath a ninja, however,
they remain quiet as a mouse.
**[06:05] ---**
Humph, that's easy.
**[06:08] ---**
Quietly…
**[06:10] ---**
What?!
**[06:11] ---**
Make a sound,
and you'll alert the enemy.
**[06:15] ---**
Try the namba aruki technique.
**[06:17] ---**
Namba aruki?
**[06:18] ---**
Both arm and leg from the same side
of the body moves simultaneously.
**[06:19] ---**
*NAMBA ARUKI* NORMAL WALK
**[06:22] ---**
Supposedly ninjas did it too.
**[06:24] ---**
It's good for conserving energy.
**[06:27] ---**
Evenly distributing the force over
two axes increases efficiency.
**[06:32] ---**
Not to mention
helps keep your steps silent.
**[06:38] ---**
It's not working.
**[06:39] ---**
The boards may have got us this time.
**[06:41] ---**
Let's try it too.
**[06:42] ---**
So we just have to
walk quietly, huh?
**[06:46] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo*
**[06:50] ---**
What the hell?
**[06:56] ---**
Why are you the only one
making that sound?
**[07:01] ---**
Bastard strikes again…
**[07:04] ---**
Hey, you!
**[07:09] ---**
Shit, they got us cornered.
**[07:11] ---**
What do we do?
**[07:16] ---**
This is just a setback, you can do it!
**[07:20] ---**
All right!
**[07:21] ---**
We can do that too!
**[07:23] ---**
There!
**[07:24] ---**
Okay, me too!
**[07:26] ---**
Poot!
**[07:30] ---**
Err…So heavy.
**[07:34] ---**
Kan!
**[07:35] ---**
Hocus Pocus!
**[07:42] ---**
That was close, Kan.
**[07:44] ---**
Akubi...
**[07:45] ---**
I didn't even see
the tatami mat move.
**[07:48] ---**
That was amazing, Yotayama.
**[07:49] ---**
What happened?
**[07:52] ---**
Escape from the underground passage.
**[07:53] ---**
Follow me!
**[07:54] ---**
Okay!
**[07:55] ---**
I'll follow you.
**[07:58] ---**
Your final test is shuriken.
**[08:01] ---**
Aim at the center of the target
to recover the scroll!
**[08:04] ---**
All right,
watch me hit right in the middle!
**[08:07] ---**
There!
**[08:08] ---**
Almost!
**[08:10] ---**
Come on, focus!
**[08:14] ---**
Put your soul into it.
**[08:18] ---**
Oh? You're not gonna throw it?
**[08:20] ---**
Are you hungry?
**[08:22] ---**
Did you know ninjas only
seldom used shuriken?
**[08:28] ---**
Their primary focus was espionage
**[08:30] ---**
to gather Intel.
**[08:33] ---**
So they didn't need weapons.
**[08:37] ---**
Besides, leaving behind a shuriken
**[08:38] ---**
could mean traceable evidence…
**[08:42] ---**
Time's up.
**[08:43] ---**
What? There was a time limit?
**[08:46] ---**
Next up is Kan. Good luck!
**[08:49] ---**
*I don't care where the hell it lands,*
**[08:50] ---**
*I just wanna go home.*
**[08:52] ---**
*Get ready for some humble pie.*
**[08:54] ---**
Poot.
**[08:57] ---**
Whoa.
**[09:01] ---**
Huh?
**[09:02] ---**
CONGRATULATIONS
**[09:05] ---**
Dead center?
**[09:06] ---**
Kantaro did…?
Are you serious?
**[09:11] ---**
Wow, amazing!
You did it, Kan!
**[09:14] ---**
Wow, I'm shocked!
Well done.
**[09:17] ---**
I did…huh?
Seriously?
**[09:20] ---**
NINJUTSU SCROLL
**[09:21] ---**
Excellent work.
**[09:22] ---**
Your superior marksmanship
brought us back the scroll.
**[09:27] ---**
Th-Thanks.
**[09:31] ---**
And then after that.
**[09:34] ---**
Delicious!
**[09:35] ---**
Ninja pizza's the best!
**[09:37] ---**
Ninja takoyaki,
ninja yakisoba, ninja kebabs.
**[09:41] ---**
Everything tastes so yummy.
**[09:44] ---**
Ninja Land also has
a complete food court.
**[09:48] ---**
The Ninja Experience
was a lot of fun.
**[09:50] ---**
What you did with the shuriken
was really amazing, Kan.
**[09:54] ---**
R-Really?
**[09:56] ---**
Humph, he just got lucky
that's all.
**[09:58] ---**
That's not true.
**[10:00] ---**
Listen everyone!
**[10:02] ---**
The evening ninja show
is the highlight of Ninja Land.
**[10:07] ---**
Witness the stealthy stunts
of the art of the ninja.
**[10:12] ---**
A Ninja show? Sounds like fun!
**[10:15] ---**
I can't wait.
**[10:18] ---**
What? We're not leaving yet?
**[10:21] ---**
Go and enjoy a nice meal
while you wait.
**[10:27] ---**
Yumizu Kaneamari…
**[10:33] ---**
Finally, some peace.
**[10:36] ---**
The next bus home is mine…
**[10:39] ---**
Kan!
**[10:41] ---**
We're all going on
the roller coaster now.
**[10:44] ---**
Come with us, Kan!
**[10:46] ---**
Umm…
**[10:47] ---**
Oh, I know! Akubi,
can you call Magic Carpet?
**[10:51] ---**
What? I can, but why?
**[10:52] ---**
Well, the thing is…you know…
**[10:55] ---**
I want to see Ninja Land
from the sky.
**[10:58] ---**
Okay, sure.
**[11:00] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[11:05] ---**
Thank you for waiting!
**[11:09] ---**
Thank you. I'll see you later.
**[11:11] ---**
Huh?
**[11:13] ---**
Magic Carpet,
we're going home.
**[11:16] ---**
Geez, you know I have feelings too.
**[11:18] ---**
Make sure no one sees me, okay?
**[11:20] ---**
Yes, sire.
**[11:22] ---**
Oh, Kan!
**[11:26] ---**
Hm?
**[11:28] ---**
That speed!
**[11:30] ---**
Now we're talking.
**[11:32] ---**
Just amazing.
**[11:34] ---**
Crap! Stop!
**[11:36] ---**
Sure thing.
**[11:36] ---**
Whoops.
**[11:39] ---**
You all right?
**[11:41] ---**
Ever heard of a gradual stop?
**[11:43] ---**
Huh?
**[11:44] ---**
Your lower body strength is remarkable.
**[11:47] ---**
Oh…You're that guy from…umm…
**[11:49] ---**
It's Ninja Suizo!
**[11:50] ---**
And the way you threw that shuriken!
**[11:54] ---**
Yes! You are a natural.
**[11:58] ---**
What?
**[11:58] ---**
No way.
**[12:01] ---**
I know ninja talent when I see it.
**[12:04] ---**
Look, I have a favor to ask,
but only because I believe in you.
**[12:07] ---**
A favor?
**[12:11] ---**
Will you please consider
being in our ninja show?
**[12:13] ---**
Ninja show…?
**[12:14] ---**
What?!
**[12:16] ---**
That's awesome, Kan!
You've been scouted.
**[12:20] ---**
Wait, wait, wait, you can't just ask me that.
Besides, there's no way.
**[12:24] ---**
Don't worry!
It'd be super easy.
**[12:27] ---**
And the fact of the matter is
**[12:30] ---**
one of our actors is out sick…
**[12:32] ---**
So I need your help.
**[12:34] ---**
What?
**[12:36] ---**
With a little training, I know you'll
master the shuriken in no time.
**[12:40] ---**
Hmm…
But how will that help me later in life?
**[12:47] ---**
Huh... the power's off.
**[12:53] ---**
Ninpo power on jutsu!
**[12:57] ---**
Yeah, that might come in handy.
**[12:59] ---**
Please! We're depending on you!
**[13:02] ---**
Well, if you insist.
**[13:05] ---**
Then it's all set, Kan.
**[13:07] ---**
Okay, fine.
**[13:11] ---**
Hey, where's Kan?
**[13:14] ---**
Akubi's gone too.
**[13:16] ---**
Oh well. Let's just leave them
and go on the roller coaster.
**[13:21] ---**
It's gonna be fun!
**[13:23] ---**
No, we can't do that.
We have to go find them.
**[13:28] ---**
What? W-Wait!
**[13:39] ---**
There!
**[13:41] ---**
Huh? That's weird.
I keep missing.
**[13:46] ---**
Perhaps you're thinking too hard.
**[13:50] ---**
Calm your mind and focus on the throw.
**[13:53] ---**
Okay.
**[13:56] ---**
Come on, hit it!
**[13:57] ---**
Why?
**[14:00] ---**
Hey!
**[14:01] ---**
Akubi!
**[14:03] ---**
Kan!
**[14:04] ---**
Kantaro!
**[14:06] ---**
Akubi!
**[14:11] ---**
About the boy and girl
you guys are looking for…
**[14:15] ---**
I think I saw them in Hagakure Forest.
**[14:17] ---**
Oh, really?
**[14:19] ---**
All right, let's head over there.
**[14:21] ---**
Thank you, Mister!
**[14:27] ---**
I can't…
**[14:29] ---**
I guess that was just beginner's luck…
**[14:32] ---**
Come on!
Look how hard you've been working.
**[14:34] ---**
You can't give up now.
**[14:36] ---**
What's the point?
I'm getting nowhere.
**[14:40] ---**
Sorry, Ninja Suizo.
The show will have to go on without me.
**[14:45] ---**
Kan…
**[14:46] ---**
Enough.
I'm actually getting suckier.
**[14:51] ---**
Everyone's just going to laugh.
**[14:56] ---**
I won't laugh.
**[14:59] ---**
Ninja Suizo.
**[15:01] ---**
Especially since I know
how hard you've been working.
**[15:05] ---**
But…
**[15:06] ---**
Didn't I tell you?
I'm never wrong about these things.
**[15:10] ---**
When I first saw you throw the
shuriken, I could sense your soul.
**[15:14] ---**
I saw it gleam.
I mean it.
**[15:18] ---**
Really…you think so?
**[15:19] ---**
I know so.
**[15:21] ---**
I know you can do it.
**[15:23] ---**
Why don't you give it another go, huh?
**[15:25] ---**
I'll support you the best I can.
**[15:28] ---**
Yeah! I'll support you too.
So let's keep going, Kan!
**[15:33] ---**
Okay.
**[15:37] ---**
So this is Hagakure Forest?
**[15:39] ---**
It's kinda creepy.
**[15:41] ---**
Yeah…why would
those two be here?
**[15:47] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[15:51] ---**
Gotcha, Yumizu Kaneamari!
**[15:54] ---**
Huh?
**[15:55] ---**
You're gonna make a fine ransom.
**[15:59] ---**
Y-You're kidding, right?
**[16:01] ---**
This can't be happening.
**[16:02] ---**
Oh, I get it!
**[16:05] ---**
This is a surprise show that Ninja
Land put together for me, right?
**[16:10] ---**
Is it?
**[16:11] ---**
Yeah, it's almost my birthday.
**[16:14] ---**
Jeez louise,
you really had me there for a second.
**[16:16] ---**
Yeah, that scared me.
**[16:17] ---**
So that's what this is.
**[16:21] ---**
Whatever floats your boat, kid.
**[16:23] ---**
...and keeps you fools quiet.
**[16:24] ---**
So what do you think
will happen to us next?
**[16:28] ---**
*No, this is a real kidnapping.*
**[16:31] ---**
Pootpoopoot.
**[16:33] ---**
There, there.
It's just a surprise.
**[16:37] ---**
Poot!
**[16:40] ---**
I did it!
**[16:41] ---**
Yeah, that's the way!
**[16:43] ---**
Looking good, Kan.
You got it now.
**[16:47] ---**
All right!
**[16:50] ---**
I get it, we're supposed to act
like we're getting kidnapped.
**[16:54] ---**
I wonder where we're going.
**[16:57] ---**
I'm gonna be a very rich man.
**[16:59] ---**
*I'm telling you,
this is a real kidnapping.*
**[17:06] ---**
Oh? You guys?
**[17:08] ---**
That man…
**[17:11] ---**
He's trying to kidnap the young master!
**[17:14] ---**
What? Kidnap?
**[17:16] ---**
Young master?
You mean Kaneamari, right?
**[17:18] ---**
Yes, we must rescue him.
**[17:21] ---**
That's asking for it.
**[17:23] ---**
We'll go back and call the police.
**[17:25] ---**
He'll just get away.
**[17:28] ---**
Listen.
**[17:29] ---**
I'm an undercover agent
**[17:31] ---**
who has served the Kaneamari family
since the Sengoku period.
**[17:34] ---**
What? So that means
you're a real ninja?
**[17:38] ---**
Really?
**[17:39] ---**
The kidnapper is
a traitor of our clan.
**[17:42] ---**
His intentions are unclear,
**[17:44] ---**
but I will get the young master back.
**[17:50] ---**
There he goes.
**[17:51] ---**
We have to tag along.
We have to help him and everyone else.
**[17:54] ---**
But…I'm sure Ninja Suizo
will take care of it.
**[17:59] ---**
I mean he is a real ninja…
**[18:02] ---**
But we can't let him go it alone.
That's just reckless.
**[18:05] ---**
We have to help.
**[18:09] ---**
I'll support you the best I can.
**[18:11] ---**
Yeah, that's the way!
**[18:14] ---**
Ninja Suizo…
**[18:16] ---**
Kan!
**[18:20] ---**
Let's go, Akubi!
It's my turn to step up to the plate!
**[18:31] ---**
*Now I can stop the car.*
**[18:33] ---**
Oh? You loosened it.
**[18:36] ---**
Poot!
**[18:38] ---**
We gotta keep
playing the role of hostage.
**[18:40] ---**
*Well-to-do moron.*
**[18:50] ---**
Wow, this is great.
**[18:52] ---**
It's all so realistic.
**[18:56] ---**
He just doesn't know when to give up.
**[18:58] ---**
Ninja Suizo!
**[19:00] ---**
That's!
The flying squirrel jutsu?!
**[19:04] ---**
I knew it.
That kid has real talent.
**[19:10] ---**
What are you going to do, Kan?
**[19:12] ---**
I have no choice but to use this.
**[19:15] ---**
Then I'll support you.
You aim for the car, Kan.
**[19:18] ---**
Got it.
**[19:23] ---**
*I hope this works.*
**[19:25] ---**
Don't worry. Just focus.
I know you can do it, Kan.
**[19:29] ---**
Focus…
**[19:31] ---**
Hey, isn't that Kantaro?
**[19:35] ---**
Poot?
**[19:35] ---**
Don't tell me Kan is supposed to rescue me?
**[19:38] ---**
No way.
**[19:42] ---**
*- Focus…
- Your shuriken had soul.*
**[19:44] ---**
*- Focus…
- I know you can do it, Kan!*
**[19:46] ---**
*Focus…*
**[19:49] ---**
Go!!
**[19:51] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[20:05] ---**
A-Amazing.
**[20:09] ---**
Wow…
**[20:14] ---**
Not so fast.
**[20:19] ---**
Ninja Suizo!
**[20:20] ---**
You did it, Kan!
**[20:22] ---**
The boy does rise to the occasion.
**[20:25] ---**
That was great.
**[20:26] ---**
What a wonderful
surprise show that was.
**[20:28] ---**
You know…
you guys were in real danger.
**[20:31] ---**
Yeah, that was
an awesome show, right?
**[20:34] ---**
Did you enjoy Kan's amazing talent?
**[20:37] ---**
Yeah, really thrilling.
**[20:43] ---**
Geez…
**[20:44] ---**
Now's my chance…
**[20:58] ---**
*Just this once…*
**[21:00] ---**
Shirokage ninja to the rescue.
**[21:02] ---**
Hey, Kantaro.
That was some amazing action.
**[21:05] ---**
I was really impressed.
**[21:07] ---**
I know! You were so cool.
**[21:10] ---**
You know…how I laughed at you
when you messed up?
**[21:14] ---**
Well…I'm sorry about that.
**[21:16] ---**
Huh?
**[21:19] ---**
Yeah…
**[21:22] ---**
NINJA SHOW
**[21:22] ---**
And then after that.
The ninja show is about to begin.
**[21:26] ---**
NINJA LAND
SUPER NINJA SHOW
**[21:31] ---**
Awesome.
**[21:32] ---**
Yeah, looking good!
**[21:35] ---**
Ninjas gotta have their toys!
**[21:37] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[21:40] ---**
Huh? What is this?
**[21:43] ---**
Transform jutsu.
**[21:44] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[21:46] ---**
- You had to go crimp my style!
- Thank you, thank you.
**[21:50] ---**
NINJA LAND
**[21:50] ---**
You ruin everything!
**[22:01] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:05] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:13] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:22] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:41] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:45] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:02] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:10] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
Spend money like water.
I'm Yumizu Kaneamari!
**[23:30] ---**
Powerful and energetic as always.
Gondawara, I'm raring to go!
**[23:33] ---**
The ratio of curry sauce
to rice is six to four.
**[23:35] ---**
I'm Mitsuru Manpukuzaka.
**[23:37] ---**
We finally got to
introduce ourselves.
**[23:39] ---**
We rarely get a chance
to say our last names.
**[23:41] ---**
My dad bought out this time frame
so we can introduce ourselves.
**[23:45] ---**
What?!
**[23:46] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020…
**[23:49] ---**
Oh No, the Magic Bottle Broke!
**[23:49] ---**
PREVIEW
OH NO, THE MAGIC BOTTLE BROKE!
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:55] ---**
# E9 - Oh No, the Magic Bottle Broke!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G69XGD4VR/oh-no-the-magic-bottle-broke)
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**[00:06] ---**
FIFTY YEARS AGO
AND TODAY
LET'S COMPARE THE TWO
**[00:06] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:08] ---**
And today!
**[00:08] ---**
Let's compare the two.
**[00:10] ---**
Ready, Father?
I'm taking your picture.
**[00:13] ---**
What? A picture?
**[00:14] ---**
Okay, strike a pose.
**[00:17] ---**
Did you get my good angle?
**[00:19] ---**
We won't know until we develop it.
**[00:22] ---**
Develop it?
**[00:23] ---**
This camera is fifty years old.
**[00:25] ---**
CAMERA SHOP
**[00:25] ---**
You have to take it to a store
**[00:27] ---**
and have it developed.
**[00:29] ---**
What? So you have no idea what
the pictures look like until then?
**[00:33] ---**
That's right.
It's no digital camera.
**[00:35] ---**
You know, fifty years ago, half
the photos were black and white.
**[00:40] ---**
It's like a window into yesteryear,
**[00:42] ---**
perfectly preserved
and in perfect working order.
**[00:45] ---**
Today, we have even more amazing
**[00:47] ---**
ways of
recreating what we see.
**[00:49] ---**
A 3D printer and a 3D scanner.
**[00:53] ---**
W-What in all that is good and holy?
**[00:54] ---**
With this you can create a three-dimensional
figure of the way you look right now.
**[01:00] ---**
See, there you go.
**[01:01] ---**
Wow, pretty realistic.
**[01:03] ---**
Pure magic.
**[01:05] ---**
Wow, in just fifty years.
**[01:07] ---**
Amazing!
**[01:21] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:30] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:37] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:48] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:57] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:01] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:07] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:15] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:23] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:27] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:40] ---**
NATSUNOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
OH NO, THE MAGIC BOTTLE BROKE!
**[02:42] ---**
See you!
**[02:44] ---**
Bye!
**[02:45] ---**
Switch point!
Changing tracks!
**[02:49] ---**
Oh?
**[02:53] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[02:56] ---**
I think I'm just a plain
old local train today.
**[03:00] ---**
How come?
**[03:01] ---**
We've always been the
**[03:03] ---**
super duper Hayabusa
bullet train duo going home.
**[03:06] ---**
Yeah, I know.
But today…
**[03:10] ---**
*I'm heading out now!*
**[03:24] ---**
*I'm here and ready to assist.*
**[03:27] ---**
*Whoa, Akubi.*
**[03:29] ---**
*Oh, time for school, Kan?
Have a nice day!*
**[03:33] ---**
*When you get home,*
**[03:34] ---**
*it'll be time for
some more resume building experience*
**[03:37] ---**
What's wrong, Kan?
**[03:41] ---**
No matter what time I get home,
thanks to Akubi, I don't have any…
**[03:44] ---**
What? Akemi?
She's at your house?
**[03:46] ---**
Oh…no…well…
**[03:50] ---**
It's been forever since I've seen her.
Can I see her?
**[03:55] ---**
Yeah, some day…
**[03:56] ---**
Yes!!
**[03:58] ---**
*How long am I gonna have to keep this up?*
**[04:02] ---**
*I mean I don't…*
**[04:05] ---**
*…I don't even understand all this!*
**[04:10] ---**
Welcome home, Kan!
I've been waiting for you!
**[04:13] ---**
Now, let's go get you some experience
so we can find your dream.
**[04:17] ---**
Come on, let's go!
**[04:21] ---**
Time for work, time for work.
**[04:22] ---**
You know, Kan.
I've been thinking…
**[04:26] ---**
Maybe today we can
try something a little less work like.
**[04:29] ---**
Like a sport
you've never tried before
**[04:31] ---**
or an instrument
you've never played before.
**[04:35] ---**
- And also…
- Come on, I just got home.
**[04:38] ---**
Just stop.
**[04:40] ---**
I haven't even had my snack.
**[04:42] ---**
Yes, but this is time you can use!
**[04:44] ---**
I don't have to do stuff every second.
**[04:45] ---**
My down time is very important.
**[04:49] ---**
Yeah, but then you'll
never find your dream.
**[04:53] ---**
So what?
Dreams are overrated.
**[04:55] ---**
No!
**[04:56] ---**
Finding your dream
is part of my training.
**[05:00] ---**
It's necessary for me to become queen.
**[05:03] ---**
Well that's your problem.
**[05:05] ---**
None of that has
anything to do with me.
**[05:11] ---**
But this is for you too.
**[05:14] ---**
I want you to grow up to
become the best person you can be.
**[05:20] ---**
The best person I can be?
What exactly does that mean?
**[05:24] ---**
Well… someone who works hard at
something they genuinely love to do…
**[05:31] ---**
Listen.
**[05:32] ---**
Barely anyone gets to make
a living doing what they love.
**[05:37] ---**
You should listen to my dad.
**[05:39] ---**
Oh the trains are packed,
oh, the commute is exhausting,
**[05:44] ---**
gotta suck up to the big boss…
**[05:46] ---**
It all sucks.
**[05:49] ---**
Sorry, but that's the real world.
**[05:52] ---**
That's not true!
Having a dream is important!
**[05:56] ---**
Come on, Kan.
Let's get going!
**[05:59] ---**
No! I'm not going anywhere.
**[06:01] ---**
I'm not taking no for an answer.
Let's go.
**[06:03] ---**
No way.
**[06:05] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:05] ---**
No!
**[06:06] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:07] ---**
No!
**[06:08] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:09] ---**
When I say I'm not going,
I mean I'm not going!
**[06:12] ---**
You know, ever since you showed up,
my life has been ruined.
**[06:16] ---**
What did you say?
**[06:17] ---**
I wish you'd just go away!
**[06:20] ---**
I can't believe you.
**[06:21] ---**
Well I can't believe you.
**[06:23] ---**
You just show up out of nowhere and
decide to follow me everywhere.
**[06:28] ---**
How could you…
I'm just trying to help…
**[06:32] ---**
And I'm telling you I don't need it.
**[06:37] ---**
All right! Akubi's gone!
**[06:40] ---**
I finally have some time to myself.
**[06:45] ---**
Yay!
**[06:46] ---**
Of course!
**[06:47] ---**
If I want her to stay right where she is…
**[06:50] ---**
...all I need is
a little glue here and…
**[06:54] ---**
Just need to cap it off.
**[07:03] ---**
Oh, shit.
**[07:09] ---**
Please tell me my trick worked?
**[07:17] ---**
*Some butt is calling me.*
**[07:22] ---**
*Humph, looking even dumber today, eh.*
**[07:30] ---**
*I shattered the damn thing!*
**[07:32] ---**
Oh no, what do I do?
I thought it was unbreakable!
**[07:36] ---**
*So that's what happened.*
**[07:39] ---**
That means you can't
go back into the bottle?
**[07:43] ---**
No...
**[07:44] ---**
Just when I got a little peace and quiet.
**[07:47] ---**
*Tell me about it.*
**[07:51] ---**
- I gotta put the bottle back together!
- *I gotta put the bottle back together!*
**[07:54] ---**
Better fix it fast.
**[07:56] ---**
Let's see now…
This goes here and this goes…
**[08:01] ---**
Poot!
**[08:01] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[08:04] ---**
You're gonna actually help?
**[08:07] ---**
Poot!
**[08:08] ---**
*Naturally!
My freakin life depends on it.*
**[08:12] ---**
Did you fix it?
**[08:14] ---**
There!
**[08:16] ---**
This should do the trick.
Now, there's only one thing left to do.
**[08:21] ---**
Come on, I know you're in there!
**[08:24] ---**
Poot poot!
**[08:26] ---**
*Please!
Let me go back into the bottle.*
**[08:29] ---**
*I can't be stuck here with this asshat.*
**[08:32] ---**
All right! I did it.
**[08:34] ---**
*Later, Kantaro!*
**[08:40] ---**
What? Only your hat?
**[08:42] ---**
*Are you serious?*
**[08:44] ---**
Oh no.
I think I just made it so that it lets only little stuff in and out.
**[08:50] ---**
*Perhaps…*
**[08:51] ---**
Hey!
**[08:52] ---**
Use magic to
make yourself paper-thin.
**[08:54] ---**
Then I can fold you up and…
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[08:59] ---**
Turn the bottle back into its original form.
**[09:03] ---**
*Yeah, well, if it were that easy...*
**[09:06] ---**
Please, little guy!
**[09:07] ---**
Come on, do something.
I'm older than you!
**[09:10] ---**
*Like that's gonna make me help you.*
**[09:12] ---**
*Whining little bastard.*
**[09:14] ---**
You wanna go back
in the bottle too, right?
**[09:17] ---**
You don't wanna be small like that
and stay with me here forever, right?
**[09:21] ---**
*He got one thing right…*
**[09:23] ---**
*Fine, just this once.*
**[09:27] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo.*
**[09:34] ---**
Just when I needed you,
you screw everything up.
**[09:38] ---**
*How dare you!*
**[09:39] ---**
*You're the one who broke
the bottle in the first place!*
**[09:42] ---**
This is a situation for the
magic of modern technology.
**[09:47] ---**
Um, let's see…
"3D printer," "Online shopping…"
**[09:51] ---**
Whoa, a high-end one
goes for about five million yen.
**[09:55] ---**
Wait, here's one
around 20,000 yen.
**[09:58] ---**
I can use my New Year cash,
**[10:00] ---**
the yen I was gonna use
for the N scale train.
**[10:02] ---**
Click that.
**[10:03] ---**
*Yikes, he actually bought it.*
**[10:06] ---**
Thank you for your business!
**[10:08] ---**
All right.
**[10:09] ---**
Now that I have this…
**[10:12] ---**
Start!
**[10:15] ---**
Processing.
**[10:17] ---**
It's done!
**[10:21] ---**
But it's…
**[10:23] ---**
It's all small.
**[10:25] ---**
*That thing won't work.*
**[10:28] ---**
It even got all the
seams and cracks right.
**[10:31] ---**
*We don't care about seems and cracks.*
**[10:34] ---**
Damn.
**[10:35] ---**
I guess you get what you pay for…
**[10:39] ---**
Oh no.
**[10:45] ---**
This is Akubi's hat.
**[10:48] ---**
Damn, I must have really messed
it up by trying to fix it.
**[10:51] ---**
*You managed to screw up
how time works too, numbnuts.*
**[10:56] ---**
I'm gonna go check out
some electronic stores.
**[10:59] ---**
*Take me with you.*
**[11:01] ---**
Looks like I get a piece of the action now.
**[11:04] ---**
I'm flying, I'm flying.
**[11:05] ---**
- I'm not a baby sling!
- We're here.
**[11:08] ---**
I think there was a pro 3D
printer shop around here.
**[11:14] ---**
Poo?
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, there it is.
It's over there.
**[11:15] ---**
3D PRINTER
**[11:18] ---**
What? This broken bottle?
**[11:20] ---**
Yes, I'd like to make a copy of the original.
**[11:24] ---**
But with it looking like this…
**[11:27] ---**
I need scan data of the bottle
before it broke.
**[11:30] ---**
3D PRINTER
**[11:34] ---**
*So what happened to
the magic of modern technology?*
**[11:38] ---**
*What's your genius plan now?*
**[11:43] ---**
A pottery class!
**[11:47] ---**
Right! Why didn't I think of this?
**[11:49] ---**
*Don't tell me he's thinking of
making his own magic bottle?!*
**[11:55] ---**
HOME CENTER
**[11:59] ---**
There are so many different types
of clay to make pottery.
**[12:02] ---**
*Does he seriously think
he can make one?*
**[12:06] ---**
Hey, Kan! And the little guy!
**[12:10] ---**
Oh, Manpukuzaka.
What brings you here?
**[12:13] ---**
Oh, I came to get some clay.
**[12:16] ---**
What? You're a potter?
**[12:18] ---**
Yeah, well, you know what they say,
the plate makes the dish.
**[12:22] ---**
Really? That's how it goes?
**[12:24] ---**
I'm surprised
you're interested in pottery.
**[12:28] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
I wanna make a bottle.
**[12:31] ---**
Then you wanna join me?
**[12:32] ---**
I'm heading over to
my pottery class now.
**[12:36] ---**
POTTERY CLASS
**[12:41] ---**
Great job, Manpukuzaka.
**[12:44] ---**
Wow, he really can spin that thing.
**[12:48] ---**
Poot poot.
**[12:50] ---**
So, you must be
Manpukuzaka's friend, Yotayama.
**[12:54] ---**
Yes!
**[12:57] ---**
First, you'll knead this clay.
All right?
**[13:00] ---**
Huh…knead?
How do I do that?
**[13:04] ---**
*What a bunch of crap,**just
make the damn thing.*
**[13:08] ---**
Hmm…like this?
**[13:11] ---**
Oh, Kan! No no no!
**[13:14] ---**
Huh?
**[13:15] ---**
Put all your weight on
and knead it.
**[13:17] ---**
Okay.
**[13:18] ---**
Clay is made from soil!
Soil is earth!
**[13:22] ---**
All food comes from the earth.
**[13:25] ---**
Let us give thanks to the clay
knead, knead, knead!
**[13:28] ---**
Okay!
**[13:29] ---**
*Mitsuru Manpukuzaka…*
**[13:32] ---**
*I thought his hobby was stuffing his face,*
**[13:34] ---**
*turns out he's good at
being a total douche too.*
**[13:36] ---**
After kneading, shape into a manju!
**[13:39] ---**
Okay.
**[13:41] ---**
I did it.
**[13:44] ---**
Next is sculpting.
**[13:45] ---**
You can sculpt in any number of ways, a
potter's wheel or just your hands work.
**[13:50] ---**
You said you want to
make a bottle, right?
**[13:53] ---**
Yep, you got it.
**[13:55] ---**
Then you use a potter's wheel.
**[13:57] ---**
But it's not easy
if you're just starting out.
**[14:00] ---**
I think you should make
a plate or bowl first.
**[14:03] ---**
No, it has to be a bottle.
**[14:05] ---**
Otherwise,
I'll be trapped with him forever…
**[14:07] ---**
Poot…
**[14:08] ---**
Huh? What about him?
**[14:11] ---**
Oh… it doesn't matter,
teach me the way of the wheel, Manpukuzaka!
**[14:15] ---**
I mean, Manpukuzaka-sensei!
**[14:18] ---**
Sensei, huh?
**[14:20] ---**
Ok, that works.
**[14:25] ---**
Kan, you need to relax.
**[14:28] ---**
Like this?
**[14:29] ---**
No, like this.
**[14:32] ---**
Caress the clay…
**[14:33] ---**
Like you're gently stroking
bread dough before it rises…
**[14:38] ---**
Bread dough… Like this?
**[14:42] ---**
One more time.
You can do it, Kan.
**[14:45] ---**
Gently coax it, as if
handling dough before the rise…
**[14:47] ---**
Yes, sensei!
**[14:50] ---**
Poot.
**[14:51] ---**
Easy as manju.
**[14:53] ---**
I'm done!
**[14:55] ---**
*So what part of this
is a magic bottle?*
**[14:58] ---**
That was hard.
**[15:02] ---**
Oops, I yawned.
That means, Akubi will…
**[15:06] ---**
Poot!
**[15:08] ---**
I yawned,
but she's not coming out.
**[15:15] ---**
Poot poot!
**[15:18] ---**
This is the vest Akubi was wearing.
**[15:21] ---**
Damn, I knew I couldn't make a bottle.
**[15:25] ---**
Does that mean
I'll never see Akubi again…?
**[15:27] ---**
*I wish you'd just go away!*
**[15:31] ---**
Why did I say that?
**[15:35] ---**
*Too late now, buddy.*
**[15:38] ---**
All right!
**[15:39] ---**
Poo?
**[15:39] ---**
I'm gonna do it
no matter how many times it takes.
**[15:43] ---**
I'll smoosh this up and need it in.
That'll work!
**[15:45] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's a way.
**[15:47] ---**
It's done!
**[15:53] ---**
*Yeah right!*
**[15:54] ---**
Damn!
**[15:56] ---**
One more time!
**[15:58] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's a way.
**[16:00] ---**
Did it.
**[16:04] ---**
*Now, her shoe?*
**[16:07] ---**
Okay, one more time!
**[16:09] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's a way.
**[16:14] ---**
Do it!
**[16:16] ---**
I'm done.
**[16:21] ---**
*This is painful to watch…*
**[16:24] ---**
Can't win every time.
**[16:27] ---**
It's done!
**[16:28] ---**
It's the best one I've made so far.
I'm sure this will…
**[16:40] ---**
She's not coming out.
**[16:42] ---**
*You're in for the surprise of your life,
if she comes out now…*
**[16:46] ---**
Akubi…
**[16:48] ---**
Wait, this is…!!
**[16:52] ---**
So that means,
right now in the bottle, Akubi is…
**[16:59] ---**
No way!
**[17:01] ---**
Poot!
**[17:01] ---**
*Hey, try and control yourself!*
**[17:04] ---**
Hey, Kan!
You've gotten a lot better.
**[17:08] ---**
No… It's still not good enough.
**[17:11] ---**
I have to make it
look exactly like this.
**[17:13] ---**
Like this?
It's certainly interesting.
**[17:17] ---**
Oh? This material is unusual.
**[17:20] ---**
The material?
**[17:21] ---**
You wouldn't be able to make this
with store-bought clay.
**[17:23] ---**
Then where can I get it?
**[17:26] ---**
Now that you mention it, I heard there's
this almost mystical white clay.
**[17:31] ---**
Supposedly some illusive potter used it,
**[17:34] ---**
they used to call him the Ceramic Sorcerer.
**[17:36] ---**
But you can only find it
deep in the mountains.
**[17:38] ---**
Finally, I was born to do this.
**[17:41] ---**
So, Kan.
Are we going the right way?
**[17:44] ---**
Yeah, I think so.
**[17:46] ---**
You mean magic carpets
don't have GPS?
**[17:51] ---**
You did not just say that.
**[17:52] ---**
Hey, watch it!
**[17:56] ---**
*Of course now I'm in the
middle of nowhere with him.*
**[17:59] ---**
Oh, it's around here.
**[18:01] ---**
Go down.
**[18:02] ---**
Like I have a choice.
Fine.
**[18:06] ---**
Where could it be?
**[18:08] ---**
Where the hell is that mystical clay…
**[18:14] ---**
Are you okay, Magic Carpet?
**[18:16] ---**
Don't worry about me.
You must carry on.
**[18:19] ---**
But…
**[18:20] ---**
Please. Just go!
Find the mystical white clay!
**[18:24] ---**
Magic Carpet…
**[18:26] ---**
Fine, but I promise I will come back.
**[18:30] ---**
*Oh puhleeze,
just get a room already.*
**[18:48] ---**
Oh! There it is!
**[18:55] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's a way.
**[18:57] ---**
POTTERY CLASS
**[18:57] ---**
It's done!
**[18:59] ---**
This is the magic bottle
made with the mystical white clay.
**[19:04] ---**
*I guess you did at least try.*
**[19:07] ---**
I've never stayed up all night like that.
**[19:11] ---**
I'm exhausted. So sleepy…
**[19:18] ---**
Oh? How come?
Hey, Akubi! What's going on?
**[19:22] ---**
Please come out, Akubi!
**[19:25] ---**
*Nothing from this either…*
**[19:27] ---**
Even mystical clay won't work…
**[19:32] ---**
Will Akubi never come out again?
**[19:34] ---**
What have I done?
God, what have I done?
**[19:40] ---**
*Are you serious?*
**[19:41] ---**
*He's crying…*
**[19:43] ---**
*I never knew his feelings
for Sis were so intense…*
**[19:48] ---**
I come uninvited,
but here I am. Ta-daa!
**[19:51] ---**
*Father?*
**[19:52] ---**
How did you get here?
The magic bottle is broken!
**[19:56] ---**
I was out for a walk.
**[19:58] ---**
I'm the king of the genie world,
so even if no one summons me,
**[20:02] ---**
I can still appear as I wish.
**[20:06] ---**
Really? So you left
before the bottle broke…
**[20:10] ---**
That is correct.
**[20:12] ---**
That means Akubi is all alone
inside the bottle right now…
**[20:16] ---**
Fear not, Kan.
Abracadabra.
**[20:24] ---**
Oh! It's back to normal.
Thank you! Thank you, king!
**[20:29] ---**
*So things did work out.*
**[20:32] ---**
*Oh no, this is bad.
We can't summon Sis right now!*
**[20:37] ---**
What a relief.
I can finally rest.
**[20:43] ---**
*No, wait!
You can't summon her now!*
**[20:48] ---**
- Your yawn can mean only one thing.
- *Oh no!*
**[20:52] ---**
Oh, Little Bro, you're here?
**[20:55] ---**
*Phew.*
**[20:57] ---**
Akubi!
**[20:59] ---**
Kan! How dare you say such
horrible things to me!
**[21:03] ---**
Huh?
**[21:04] ---**
Listen. You're doing an internship,
even if I have to hogtie you myself.
**[21:08] ---**
That sounds scary.
**[21:11] ---**
Oh? Father, you're here?
**[21:13] ---**
Come to think of it, where are we?
**[21:17] ---**
And what's this bottle?
**[21:19] ---**
Oh, this is…well…
**[21:21] ---**
Don't tell me you made this, Kan?
That's amazing.
**[21:25] ---**
Well, yeah…
**[21:26] ---**
But why a bottle?
**[21:28] ---**
That's…
**[21:30] ---**
Oh, I know! You found your dream!
You want to be a potter!
**[21:35] ---**
Right?
**[21:36] ---**
What? No…
**[21:38] ---**
Well if that's the case,
**[21:39] ---**
we have to get you
throwing some pottery!
**[21:42] ---**
Yeah!!
**[21:42] ---**
I said that's not it!
**[21:44] ---**
Oh man.
**[21:46] ---**
If I knew this would happen,
I wouldn't have bothered!
**[21:51] ---**
Hey!
Didya forget about little old me?!
**[22:00] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:05] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:12] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:22] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:40] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:45] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:01] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:09] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
Ruff, ruff.
**[23:27] ---**
Bow wow.
**[23:29] ---**
Hmm, I see…
**[23:30] ---**
Yap yap
**[23:32] ---**
Arf-arf…
**[23:33] ---**
Ruff ruff.
**[23:35] ---**
And then what happens?
**[23:37] ---**
Ruff ruff
**[23:38] ---**
Bow wow
**[23:39] ---**
Poo poo poot!
**[23:42] ---**
That sounds interesting.
**[23:45] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020:
**[23:48] ---**
KAN TURNS INTO A DOG
**[23:48] ---**
Kan Turns Into a Dog.
**[23:51] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:52] ---**
Sit and wait, okay?
**[23:54] ---**
# E10 - Kan Turns Into a Dog!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KKD9GM6/kan-turns-into-a-dog)
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**[00:06] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:08] ---**
And today!
**[00:09] ---**
It's that time again.
**[00:12] ---**
Let's talk about pets!
**[00:14] ---**
Everyone's wild about cats nowadays,
**[00:17] ---**
and that doesn't seem to be
changing anytime soon.
**[00:19] ---**
The number of cat owners
is skyrocketing.
**[00:25] ---**
Fifty years ago, more people
had birds than cats.
**[00:30] ---**
Is that right?
**[00:32] ---**
Yes, and in the 70s,
Java sparrows were all the craze.
**[00:37] ---**
What kind of a bird is
a Java sparrow?
**[00:39] ---**
They're quite sociable and friendly.
**[00:41] ---**
They're even easy to raise.
**[00:44] ---**
A lot of people raised them
from chicks.
**[00:47] ---**
So cute!
**[00:49] ---**
Were dogs like Bull-kou popular
fifty years ago?
**[00:53] ---**
Well I wouldn't say
they were popular per se…
**[00:57] ---**
Most people had them
as guard dogs.
**[01:01] ---**
Not so many people have bulldogs now.
**[01:04] ---**
I heard there are only
about eight hundred in all Japan.
**[01:08] ---**
What? That's it?
**[01:12] ---**
What a shame.
**[01:16] ---**
Wow, in just fifty years.
**[01:18] ---**
- Amazing!
- Amazing!
**[01:33] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:41] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:48] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:59] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[02:08] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:12] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:18] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:22] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:26] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:35] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:38] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:51] ---**
PARK
KAN TURNS INTO A DOG!
**[02:54] ---**
Ta-dah! You're looking at a big softie
who's got all his papers.
**[02:58] ---**
Meet Bullgon,
the creme de la creme of bulldogs!
**[03:02] ---**
Oh? He looks just like Bull-kou.
**[03:05] ---**
Well, what do ya think?
He's cute, isn't he?
**[03:07] ---**
Well, I mean, he is...
sturdy looking for sure…
**[03:10] ---**
Can little Bullgon do any neat tricks?
**[03:13] ---**
Of course he can. Check this out.
**[03:15] ---**
Bullgon sweetie, let's shake.
**[03:16] ---**
Come on, give Daddy a shake.
**[03:18] ---**
Yeah, good boy—!
**[03:22] ---**
Huh!
**[03:24] ---**
Hey... naughty, naughty boy!
**[03:27] ---**
Phew, how was that?
Isn't he amazing?
**[03:30] ---**
So next, sit up!
**[03:33] ---**
No, not my clothes!
**[03:37] ---**
He doesn't listen at all.
**[03:39] ---**
Bullgon, stop, stop… Ohh!
**[03:43] ---**
Go fetch!
**[03:48] ---**
Come on, Bullgon. I got the ball.
**[03:50] ---**
Yay!
**[03:52] ---**
So? Isn't he cute?
**[03:58] ---**
Well, we haven't taken him to the Dog
Maestro yet, so that's a wrap for now.
**[04:02] ---**
Dog maestro? What's that?
**[04:04] ---**
They teach the necessary skills
**[04:07] ---**
for dogs and humans to happily coexist.
**[04:09] ---**
Wow.
**[04:11] ---**
And my maestro is gonna be this guy.
**[04:15] ---**
Milano Inugami, one of the best
dog trainers in the entire world.
**[04:20] ---**
He can tame even
the meanest, most stubborn dogs.
**[04:23] ---**
They call him the Miracle Maestro.
**[04:25] ---**
Wow.
**[04:27] ---**
Don't give up, everyone!
No matter how naughty, every doggy is a sweetie!
**[04:33] ---**
So? Pretty amazing, huh?
**[04:40] ---**
He'd better get him to the maestro fast.
**[04:42] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:45] ---**
Kan! I wanna see this person
called the Dog Maestro.
**[04:48] ---**
What? Just look him up
on your phone later.
**[04:51] ---**
Kan! Come on, I just wanna look.
**[04:53] ---**
Besides, I don't want
to bother Kaneamari…
**[04:55] ---**
What? No bother.
You can come if you want.
**[04:59] ---**
Really? Yay!
**[05:01] ---**
This is gonna be so fun, Kan.
A real dog maestro!
**[05:05] ---**
We're just gonna watch.
That's it, okay?
**[05:07] ---**
Don't be fooled!
**[05:11] ---**
We're here.
**[05:14] ---**
So this is
the doggy training center.
**[05:18] ---**
I guess it has to be way out of the city
or else people would complain about the barking.
**[05:25] ---**
DOG RUN
**[05:28] ---**
What the heck is that car doing out here!
**[05:35] ---**
Oh my, it's hard to tell who owns whom.
**[05:38] ---**
You must be tired from
the long trip.
**[05:40] ---**
Come, Bullgon, let's go.
**[05:42] ---**
They're gonna make you a new—
**[05:45] ---**
You'll walk out a brand new...
You're gonna be a new…!
**[05:52] ---**
He fell in!
**[05:54] ---**
H-Help me!
**[05:56] ---**
Kaneamari!
**[06:02] ---**
Somebody! Whoa, what on earth?
**[06:07] ---**
Phew, thank god.
**[06:09] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[06:11] ---**
Wow, what's that?
**[06:13] ---**
Feet?
**[06:14] ---**
Why are there feet?
**[06:16] ---**
Oh, they're sinking.
**[06:21] ---**
What the?
**[06:37] ---**
No matter how naughty
every doggy is a sweetie!
**[06:41] ---**
That was some entrance!
**[06:44] ---**
Finally!
**[06:46] ---**
So sorry to have frightened you.
**[06:49] ---**
I was paddling with my canines.
**[06:52] ---**
This is all so that the little ones
learn to be calm in any situation.
**[06:58] ---**
Wow.
**[07:00] ---**
Goodness.
I'm overdue for an introduction.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm Milano Inugami,
the Dog Maestro.
**[07:03] ---**
MILANO INUGAMI
**[07:05] ---**
It's a pleasure.
**[07:07] ---**
Take good care of my
baby Bullgon, Milano—!
**[07:11] ---**
So that child is Kaneamari, huh?
**[07:14] ---**
I see… He has quite the naughty boy.
**[07:18] ---**
Then who, pray tell, are you all?
**[07:20] ---**
Kan over here really
looks up to dog trainers.
**[07:23] ---**
Is it okay if he helps you today?
**[07:27] ---**
What? You can't just...
**[07:29] ---**
Oh, is that so?
Aren't you two just the cutest!
**[07:34] ---**
Sure, you can help.
**[07:36] ---**
Yes! All right, Kan!
**[07:39] ---**
Your dog-trainer internship starts now.
**[07:42] ---**
You said you just wanted to watch,
**[07:44] ---**
so this was your plan all along.
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, did I say that?
**[07:49] ---**
See? You got fooled.
**[07:52] ---**
You look great, Kan.
**[07:53] ---**
Why am I the only one
dressed like this…?
**[07:56] ---**
First, we get sweet Bullgon into the crate.
**[07:59] ---**
Sounds like a good start.
**[08:00] ---**
No…
**[08:03] ---**
Stop, Bullgon, Stop!
**[08:06] ---**
Yep, this is gonna be a total disaster.
**[08:10] ---**
We have a bit of a rough patch...
**[08:12] ---**
But don't give up!
**[08:15] ---**
No matter how naughty…
**[08:17] ---**
…every doggy is a sweetie!
**[08:22] ---**
No pouting now.
Come on, all together now!
**[08:27] ---**
Every doggy is…
**[08:29] ---**
- …a sweetie!
- …a sweetie!
**[08:33] ---**
Milano's tip number one.
**[08:34] ---**
When it comes to bigger dogs,
collars are better than harnesses.
**[08:41] ---**
I can't do it!
**[08:47] ---**
A harness allows them
too much autonomy.
**[08:50] ---**
Larger, more unruly canines
are more easily controlled with collars.
**[08:56] ---**
Wow…
**[08:57] ---**
I see…
**[08:58] ---**
Come on, take notes, Kan!
**[08:59] ---**
What? I'm supposed to take notes?
**[09:01] ---**
By limiting his movements,
**[09:03] ---**
you are teaching Bullgon
that you're the master.
**[09:07] ---**
Come on, Kaneamari.
Try it with this.
**[09:11] ---**
Won't he just drag me around again?
**[09:14] ---**
Be more confident.
**[09:16] ---**
You should be able to control
his movements better with this.
**[09:21] ---**
Now guide Bullgon into his crate.
**[09:23] ---**
Good boy, Bullgon…
**[09:26] ---**
Come on, Bullgon.
**[09:28] ---**
Come, Bullgon... Bullgon…
**[09:29] ---**
Oh? He won't go in.
**[09:31] ---**
Okay, Kan.
Help Bullgon into the crate.
**[09:36] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[09:37] ---**
Hmm, maybe he wants
a more high-end crate…
**[09:41] ---**
Come on, Bullgon. Move up a little…
**[09:46] ---**
Kan!
**[09:50] ---**
I was sure that was the end!
**[10:00] ---**
Poot.
**[10:03] ---**
He's here?!
**[10:04] ---**
Oh yeah…
**[10:05] ---**
Bullgon just broke wind…
**[10:09] ---**
Ah…Ah…Ahchoo!
**[10:14] ---**
Your wish is my command. Ta-dah!
**[10:18] ---**
Oh no, even the king's here!
**[10:21] ---**
Where am I?
**[10:23] ---**
A straw hut.
**[10:25] ---**
Oh? And you are?
**[10:26] ---**
I'm King Genie.
And this is my dear son.
**[10:32] ---**
Oh, this is Akubi's father.
**[10:34] ---**
He must've been worried
about her and came.
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[10:39] ---**
Oh? Bull-kou is here as well.
**[10:42] ---**
Bull-kou!
You've come back to life?
**[10:46] ---**
Eek! What's the matter, Bull-kou?
**[10:57] ---**
Why would you do that?
**[10:59] ---**
Oh no!
**[11:01] ---**
I see London, I see France…!
**[11:04] ---**
Now that I've observed Bullgon
, I know how I must proceed.
**[11:09] ---**
Sensei, please, you have to help Bullgon!
**[11:12] ---**
Bullgon isn't the only one who needs help!
**[11:14] ---**
Huh?
**[11:15] ---**
You are the reason
he is acting out, Kaneamari.
**[11:21] ---**
What? Me?
**[11:24] ---**
But how could it be all Kaneamari's fault?
**[11:33] ---**
How would Kaneamari be responsible
for an animal acting out?
**[11:39] ---**
All right! Time for Milano's dog training tip
number two.
**[11:45] ---**
To effectively train a dog,
its owner must be firm.
**[11:50] ---**
I see.
**[11:51] ---**
Okay! Kan, take notes.
**[11:53] ---**
Again?
**[11:54] ---**
You have to be firm?
**[11:56] ---**
Yes like yours truly. Ahem!
**[12:00] ---**
*Man's delusional…*
**[12:02] ---**
Kaneamari, I get the sense you
give free rein to Bullgon's desires.
**[12:07] ---**
What? What makes you say that?
**[12:09] ---**
Just open your eyes.
**[12:12] ---**
You mustn't spoil him.
**[12:13] ---**
Knowing when and how to
say no is critical.
**[12:19] ---**
I see…
**[12:20] ---**
Milano-sensei, I promise to be firm!
**[12:25] ---**
Can he do it?
**[12:28] ---**
Okay, Kaneamari.
**[12:29] ---**
Be firm and let Bullgon know
incessant barking is unacceptable.
**[12:32] ---**
Okay.
**[12:33] ---**
Hey, Bullgon.
**[12:36] ---**
Please Bullgon baby, stop barking.
**[12:39] ---**
He is terrified.
**[12:41] ---**
Never ever show your fear.
Dogs are very intuitive.
**[12:48] ---**
B-But…
**[12:56] ---**
Kaneamari!
**[12:58] ---**
Are you okay, Kaneamari?
**[13:00] ---**
No more!
**[13:01] ---**
I'm done with all these problems!
**[13:06] ---**
Kaneamari!
**[13:08] ---**
Milano, I trust you'll fix all of this.
**[13:10] ---**
Hey, Kaneamari!
**[13:12] ---**
Oh no, he left.
**[13:14] ---**
Kaneamari…
**[13:18] ---**
So long!
**[13:26] ---**
Bullgon…
**[13:30] ---**
Bullgon, down.
**[13:32] ---**
Bullgon! Down, down!
**[13:35] ---**
Milano… He just won't give up.
**[13:37] ---**
Come on, Bullgon. Down!
**[13:41] ---**
Milano, perhaps you should rest a...
**[13:43] ---**
I'm fine.
**[13:44] ---**
If I don't begin to change his behavior now,
**[13:46] ---**
he'll be deemed too dangerous to own.
**[13:50] ---**
Huh?
**[13:51] ---**
Kaneamari may not be there yet,
**[13:54] ---**
but I've seen many owners
reject their dogs for good.
**[13:57] ---**
I won't let that happen to that poor thing…
**[13:59] ---**
I'm his last defense.
**[14:03] ---**
I'll make sure
he gets the training he needs.
**[14:06] ---**
I thought Milano's success
was all in his technique, but…
**[14:11] ---**
There's a lot more to it…
**[14:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:15] ---**
- What's really amazing about him
- Bullgon, sit!
**[14:17] ---**
is how he never gives up
on any dog.
**[14:24] ---**
No matter how naughty, every doggy is a sweetie.
It's true!
**[14:29] ---**
I wish there was something
I could do to help…
**[14:32] ---**
Kan.
**[14:33] ---**
What has gotten you into such a tizzy?
**[14:38] ---**
If only I could understand
how you're feeling.
**[14:42] ---**
Oh I know!
**[14:43] ---**
To understand a dog, you have to be a dog.
**[14:46] ---**
Right, Kan?
**[14:47] ---**
W-What?
**[14:49] ---**
No way…
**[14:50] ---**
You just said
you wanted to help Milano.
**[14:54] ---**
- I did, but that's not…
- *Now the real show starts!*
**[14:57] ---**
- Okay, it's decided.
- What?!
**[14:59] ---**
Be a doggy? No thanks.
**[15:00] ---**
Are you ready, Kan?
**[15:07] ---**
Hocus Pocus!
**[15:18] ---**
Oh?
**[15:20] ---**
Who does that doggy belong to?
**[15:22] ---**
Um, well… This is my dog, Kan.
**[15:31] ---**
Oh? Bullgon pepped up.
**[15:37] ---**
Funny, he didn't click with any of my dogs…
**[15:42] ---**
*What? What on earth?*
**[15:44] ---**
There he goes!
**[15:45] ---**
Milano's dog training tip
number three!
**[15:49] ---**
Sniffing hindquarters is a
type of canine communication.
**[15:53] ---**
Don't panic, just observe.
**[15:56] ---**
*This is humiliating.*
**[16:00] ---**
Now what?
**[16:02] ---**
That's called social grooming.
**[16:04] ---**
What's that?
**[16:05] ---**
Mutual licking is a sign of affection.
**[16:10] ---**
Looks like Bullgon really
likes that other doggy.
**[16:14] ---**
Excellent!
This is working out wonderfuly.
**[16:16] ---**
Come on, lick Bullgon back to show
you want to be friends too, Kan!
**[16:21] ---**
What?!
**[16:27] ---**
Come on, Kan. Hurry!
**[16:32] ---**
*What? You want me to follow you?*
**[16:34] ---**
This is your chance to be real friends!
**[16:36] ---**
Go!
**[16:38] ---**
*Are you kidding?*
**[16:39] ---**
You can do it!
**[16:44] ---**
*He just wanted to play.*
**[16:49] ---**
*What's wrong?*
**[16:51] ---**
*A mantis?*
**[16:54] ---**
*Now I get it, he's just
a big scaredy-cat.*
**[16:58] ---**
*Just like his owner.*
**[17:00] ---**
Master Mantis!
**[17:03] ---**
So how was it?
**[17:05] ---**
Do you understand how he feels now?
**[17:07] ---**
No, I don't understand exactly
why he's so upset,
**[17:10] ---**
but I do wanna help him out.
**[17:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:13] ---**
You think you can bring
Kaneamari back here, Akubi?
**[17:18] ---**
Hmm, that may be tough to d
with my transformation magic.
**[17:24] ---**
- Poot!
- Here we go!
**[17:28] ---**
Mumbo Jumbo.
**[17:34] ---**
So Bullgon thinks he
can make a fool of me, huh, well…
**[17:37] ---**
*Continue on current road.*
**[17:39] ---**
*On second thought…
take the next right.*
**[17:42] ---**
Okay, right.
**[17:44] ---**
*Another right.*
**[17:46] ---**
Okay, right.
**[17:47] ---**
I don't remember passing this.
**[17:49] ---**
*And go along this road.*
**[17:51] ---**
*This should bring him back.*
**[17:56] ---**
Hey, Bullgon, stop!
**[18:07] ---**
Wait, Bullgon.
**[18:09] ---**
*Look at him just playing here
without a care in the world!*
**[18:13] ---**
How did I end up back here?
**[18:15] ---**
Kaneamari! You came back.
**[18:18] ---**
I wonder how far
Kan and Bullgon went.
**[18:22] ---**
Poo poo poo…
**[18:25] ---**
Oh no, Bullgon and Kan...
Why are they way over there?
**[18:28] ---**
Oh lordy, the recent rains
have made that cliff unstable.
**[18:33] ---**
Oh no!
**[18:34] ---**
Let's all get over there.
**[18:39] ---**
Easy boy.
**[18:43] ---**
Bullgon!
**[18:49] ---**
Shit, what now?
**[18:51] ---**
Kan!
**[18:52] ---**
Akubi, Milano! Bullgon's too scared to move.
**[18:57] ---**
Bullgon sweetie!
**[18:58] ---**
Wait! If we go now,
it may collapse.
**[19:02] ---**
What?
**[19:02] ---**
Kan, guide him, use commands.
**[19:06] ---**
What?
**[19:07] ---**
Direct him with firmness.
**[19:09] ---**
You cannot show him you are afraid.
**[19:17] ---**
Kan!
**[19:17] ---**
You're the only one!
Can you do it?
**[19:20] ---**
Kan!
**[19:26] ---**
All right.
**[19:27] ---**
Kan.
**[19:30] ---**
*He's just scared…
You have to show him your strength!*
**[19:41] ---**
Bullgon... come here, boy.
**[19:55] ---**
Kan! That was amazing.
**[19:58] ---**
Hey, Bullgon. That tickles…
**[20:01] ---**
Huh?
**[20:07] ---**
Kan!
**[20:17] ---**
You did it, Kan!
**[20:20] ---**
Huh? What?
**[20:22] ---**
Oh thank heavens.
**[20:26] ---**
This is not a true story.
**[20:29] ---**
Here, Kaneamari.
**[20:31] ---**
What you have is a timid dog.
**[20:35] ---**
He knew you'd spoil him and
that's why he was acting selfish.
**[20:39] ---**
From this moment onward, you have
to be able to be firm with him.
**[20:45] ---**
Right, Kan?
**[20:48] ---**
Got it.
**[20:51] ---**
Even Kan could do it.
**[20:58] ---**
Bullgon! House!
**[21:10] ---**
You did it, Kaneamari!
**[21:13] ---**
Good job.
**[21:14] ---**
This is a big first step.
**[21:16] ---**
When you have to scold them,
scold them.
**[21:18] ---**
But when it's time for praise,
don't hold back!
**[21:24] ---**
Okay ! Bullgon was…
**[21:27] ---**
…such a little love
angel when we first met.
**[21:30] ---**
*So cute.*
**[21:33] ---**
I couldn't help but spoil him…
**[21:36] ---**
But from now on I promise to do what's
best for you, including praise, okay?
**[21:45] ---**
You did good today, Kan.
**[21:47] ---**
You think so?
**[22:00] ---**
*The days may come and go*
**[22:05] ---**
*I am always reaching for my goals*
**[22:08] ---**
*I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive*
**[22:13] ---**
*As long as you're there by my side*
**[22:17] ---**
*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*
**[22:21] ---**
*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*
**[22:25] ---**
*I want to have the strength
to take the first step*
**[22:30] ---**
*And keep on going my way*
**[22:36] ---**
*When lonely boredom sets in,*
**[22:40] ---**
*and the days are making me yawn*
**[22:44] ---**
*I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain*
**[22:53] ---**
*All I want is to be close to you*
**[22:57] ---**
*And feel your warmth comfort me*
**[23:02] ---**
*Action! Once you hear my call*
**[23:05] ---**
*You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care*
**[23:09] ---**
*So let's go and
find our dreams together now*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:28] ---**
Oh, if it isn't
Kan's pet cat, Bull-ko.
**[23:32] ---**
And this is
Kaneamari's family pet, Bullgon.
**[23:34] ---**
Oh, I didn't know
you were here too Bull-kou.
**[23:38] ---**
You wanna play?
**[23:42] ---**
Wahh, hey, that tickles.
Not there.
**[23:46] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020.
**[23:48] ---**
PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
**[23:48] ---**
PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
**[23:52] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:53] ---**
# E11 - Pirarucu? What's That? Does It Taste Good?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XM707MR/pirarucu-whats-that-does-it-taste-good)
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**[00:07] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:08] ---**
And today!
**[00:09] ---**
We look backwards and forwards.
**[00:14] ---**
Wow, sushi.
Down the hatch!
**[00:19] ---**
Today it's all about
sushi toppings!
**[00:22] ---**
So good!
Fatty tuna is the best!
**[00:25] ---**
You know, hardly anyone
ate tuna during the Edo period.
**[00:28] ---**
And they threw the fatty parts away.
**[00:31] ---**
But now, tuna is imported
from all over the world
**[00:34] ---**
and people use it for
sushi all the time.
**[00:39] ---**
Salmon is more popular
than tuna these days.
**[00:43] ---**
Fifty years ago, there was
no such thing as salmon sushi.
**[00:46] ---**
Come on, really?
**[00:48] ---**
As farming and refrigeration improved,
**[00:51] ---**
Atlantic salmon and salmon trout
became popular sushi toppings.
**[00:54] ---**
Hey chef! Give me ten
more pieces of salmon sushi!
**[00:56] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[00:57] ---**
– It's so good, I can't stop!
– Hey, you're not listening at all.
**[01:01] ---**
Salmon sushi can be seared, smoked,
or accented with cheese, even spice.
**[01:06] ---**
It's a global hit.
**[01:08] ---**
Many places in Japan now have
developed their own local salmon too.
**[01:12] ---**
I'm excited to see
what the future will bring.
**[01:16] ---**
Wow, in just fifty years.
**[01:18] ---**
Amazing!
**[01:32] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:40] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:48] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:59] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[02:08] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:12] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:18] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:21] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:26] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:34] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:38] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:51] ---**
PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
**[02:55] ---**
*The government will investigate
those involved in the accident…*
**[02:58] ---**
*Let's try feeding it!*
**[03:01] ---**
A GOOD VALUE
**[03:01] ---**
*You have thirty minutes
to take advantage of our sale.*
**[03:03] ---**
– What a wonder.
– *Wow, it looks scrumptious.*
**[03:07] ---**
*Oh, here's my favorite!
Oh no, it's gone!*
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, Kan, did you know about this?
**[03:19] ---**
There's this sushi that goes around and around.
I saw it on TV.
**[03:23] ---**
That's nothing special, you know.
**[03:26] ---**
What? It is?
**[03:28] ---**
Yeah, it either loops around or comes on
a train to your table.
**[03:33] ---**
Really? I'd love to try it.
**[03:36] ---**
Conveyor-belt sushi, huh?
**[03:38] ---**
That's not a bad idea.
**[03:40] ---**
Sushi, huh? Sounds good.
**[03:42] ---**
Yeah, okay!
**[03:44] ---**
Then it's decided,
conveyor-belt sushi for lunch it is!
**[03:47] ---**
Yay!
**[03:48] ---**
Oh goodie!
**[03:50] ---**
No one sneezed, and you're here anyway.
**[03:53] ---**
I suppose you like sushi?
**[03:54] ---**
Ever heard of conveyor-belt sushi?
**[03:57] ---**
No, I haven't.
That's why I'm so excited!
**[04:01] ---**
Me too!
**[04:02] ---**
You know, they got hamburger sushi too!
**[04:06] ---**
Goodness, how simply thrilling!
**[04:10] ---**
Pizza! Do they have pizza?
**[04:11] ---**
Hmm, I'm not sure about pizza…
**[04:16] ---**
Relax, you'll find out soon enough.
**[04:19] ---**
Oops.
**[04:20] ---**
Oh, that was you.
**[04:27] ---**
*Call my name, and I shall appear!*
**[04:30] ---**
Perfect timing.
**[04:31] ---**
You can come too, honey.
**[04:33] ---**
Poot!
**[04:34] ---**
Welcome!
**[04:36] ---**
CONVEYOR-BELT SUSHI
KANEMAWARI
**[04:37] ---**
Wow, it's packed.
**[04:40] ---**
I'm not surprised,
it's a popular place.
**[04:42] ---**
The sushi's fast, and so are the customers.
**[04:46] ---**
Oh, good one!
**[04:49] ---**
Is this table to your liking?
**[04:51] ---**
Yeah, thanks.
**[04:53] ---**
Please use the tablet on your table
to order from the special menu.
**[04:57] ---**
Okay.
**[04:58] ---**
Enjoy your meal.
**[05:01] ---**
Amazing, a robot is
is conversing with a real person…
**[05:04] ---**
Amazing.
**[05:05] ---**
It can communicate better than Little Bro.
**[05:08] ---**
Poot poot…
**[05:10] ---**
I cannot believe it,
they have hamburger sushi.
**[05:12] ---**
And a pizza sushi too!
**[05:15] ---**
Carbohydrates and cheese, huh?
Sounds fattening.
**[05:18] ---**
Just don't order
the most expensive thing, okay?
**[05:21] ---**
And watch out for the
second most expensive thing, too.
**[05:25] ---**
Poot!
**[05:25] ---**
KOHADA
**[05:25] ---**
*Oh, that's my favorite, kohada!*
**[05:31] ---**
Poot poot!
**[05:35] ---**
Would you like to order, too?
**[05:38] ---**
What would you like? Tuna mayo?
Mayo corn? Or shrimp mayo?
**[05:43] ---**
Oh, there's egg too.
**[05:44] ---**
*Don't you dare show
me that damn kiddy menu.*
**[05:48] ---**
*Oh, a surf clam!*
**[05:50] ---**
Poo, poo poo poo, poot poot!
Poo poo, poo poo poot!
**[05:55] ---**
*I'll show you,
fancy conveyor-belt sushi!*
**[05:58] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo*
**[06:17] ---**
What the hell are you doing?
**[06:19] ---**
What have you done, Sir?
**[06:21] ---**
*Score!*
**[06:26] ---**
*Huh?*
**[06:27] ---**
Hey, Sir…
**[06:29] ---**
Don't be stingy.
**[06:34] ---**
Geez, he got us all kicked out.
**[06:38] ---**
Damn, I so wanted that tuna.
**[06:41] ---**
Poot poot…
**[06:42] ---**
Hamburger sushi, we were so close.
**[06:45] ---**
I was really looking forward to the
pizza sushi too.
**[06:48] ---**
*Maybe I did go a little too far.*
**[06:51] ---**
What should we do about lunch?
I haven't made anything at home.
**[06:56] ---**
Hey, there might not be automatic sushi,
but how about a good old sushi bar?
**[07:00] ---**
The one I used to go to
is right up ahead.
**[07:03] ---**
Sounds good!
**[07:05] ---**
GENKO SUSHI
**[07:07] ---**
Genko Sushi?
**[07:08] ---**
Looks kinda scary to me.
**[07:12] ---**
Hello!
**[07:14] ---**
Hi, welcome.
**[07:16] ---**
Well, Mr. Yotayama.
It's been a while.
**[07:19] ---**
Yeah, long time no see.
**[07:21] ---**
So, who are all the new faces today?
**[07:25] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[07:26] ---**
Have a seat.
**[07:28] ---**
Um…I'll take six orders of
your most inexpensive sushi.
**[07:32] ---**
Hey, I won't overcharge you!
Come on, have a seat.
**[07:35] ---**
I'm starving.
**[07:37] ---**
Poot.
**[07:38] ---**
Um, well, do you have hamburger sushi?
**[07:42] ---**
You know, I'll let it go since
you're clearly visiting.
**[07:45] ---**
But any sushi chef worth
his salt would show you
**[07:47] ---**
the door for a request like that.
**[07:49] ---**
But why?
**[07:51] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[07:53] ---**
They're totally clueless when
it comes to Japanese customs.
**[07:56] ---**
Yeah, okay.
Here you go.
**[07:59] ---**
Flounder in season.
**[08:00] ---**
Thank you!
**[08:06] ---**
This is scrumdiddlyumptious!
**[08:08] ---**
This totally is the best sushi
I've ever had.
**[08:12] ---**
Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna keep
making 'em so keep eating, okay?
**[08:15] ---**
Um…just in moderation, okay?
**[08:18] ---**
I told you I won't overcharge!
**[08:20] ---**
I got no other customers anyway.
**[08:23] ---**
Don't want to waste the fish,
so eat up!
**[08:26] ---**
It's so delicious.
**[08:27] ---**
How is it that you
have no other customers here?
**[08:29] ---**
Everyone wants that fancy modern sushi.
**[08:33] ---**
I'm grateful for
customers like you.
**[08:37] ---**
Here you go.
For the little kiddies.
**[08:40] ---**
Wow, it's so cute.
**[08:43] ---**
*Give me ordinary sushi any day…*
**[08:45] ---**
Little boy, are you bored?
Whaddya think about that?
**[08:48] ---**
Poot…
**[08:50] ---**
– Cool! It's a shrimp.
– Poot!
**[08:52] ---**
That's called
a bamboo leaf cutting.
**[08:54] ---**
Come on, eat up now.
**[08:56] ---**
– Okay!
– Poot.
**[08:57] ---**
SUSHI
**[08:58] ---**
Geba Geba Pii!
**[08:59] ---**
GENKO SUSHI
**[09:00] ---**
It was wonderful.
**[09:02] ---**
Yes, thank you.
We'll be back.
**[09:04] ---**
For sure.
**[09:05] ---**
Me too!
**[09:06] ---**
Poot poot!
**[09:07] ---**
Me three!
**[09:08] ---**
Hopefully before I go belly up!
**[09:11] ---**
Please don't say that…
**[09:13] ---**
Poot…
**[09:14] ---**
I guess sushi bars like mine
are just a dying breed…
**[09:19] ---**
Just kidding.
**[09:22] ---**
Restaurants as delicious as that
must always stay in business.
**[09:27] ---**
Yeah, conveyor-belt sushi is fun,
but it just can't compare with that chef.
**[09:31] ---**
Poot.
**[09:32] ---**
Oh I see…
**[09:34] ---**
To attract customers,
**[09:36] ---**
the modern sushi places serve
huge pieces of tuna and salmon.
**[09:38] ---**
LOVED BY BOTH ADULTS AND KIDS
SALMON
**[09:41] ---**
If we can just get Genko Sushi to
use some major big toppings,
**[09:45] ---**
it'll get the customers it needs.
**[09:48] ---**
Hey, how about this guy?
Pirarucu from the Amazon!
**[09:51] ---**
– Whoa!
– Poot.
**[09:53] ---**
It is gargantuan.
**[09:55] ---**
Apparently, it's the world's
largest freshwater fish!
**[09:58] ---**
But I wonder how it tastes.
**[10:00] ---**
The local people eat it,
so it must be good.
**[10:04] ---**
You don't have to go to
the Amazon to get one.
**[10:06] ---**
We can get one online.
**[10:09] ---**
Oh? This one's small.
**[10:12] ---**
Yikes, it's so expensive!
**[10:13] ---**
Ah, can't do it.
**[10:14] ---**
I've already used up
my New Year's money.
**[10:16] ---**
Then how about if
we go and catch one?
**[10:19] ---**
Amazon is on the other side
of the world, you know.
**[10:21] ---**
We can go on Magic Carpet.
**[10:24] ---**
Oh no, the other side
of the world is far even for me.
**[10:28] ---**
Oh yeah?
**[10:29] ---**
In that case,
we'll use the magic bottle.
**[10:32] ---**
What? The magic bottle?
**[10:38] ---**
You should know this, Akubi.
**[10:40] ---**
The magic bottle can be a door
**[10:43] ---**
to anywhere your heart desires.
**[10:46] ---**
A door to anywhere in the world.
**[10:48] ---**
I would say you could call it the Anywhere—
**[10:50] ---**
Father, let's please go.
**[10:51] ---**
Okay, let's go.
Let's see now…
**[10:54] ---**
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
**[10:59] ---**
Come on, you two, help me.
**[11:01] ---**
It's the ceremony of the traveler.
**[11:04] ---**
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
**[11:09] ---**
Almost there!
**[11:11] ---**
Come on, Kan. You too!
**[11:12] ---**
What? Me?
**[11:14] ---**
Don't you want to save
Genko Sushi?
**[11:17] ---**
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
**[11:22] ---**
Oh, the magic bottle…
**[11:23] ---**
Please connect us to
the Amazon where the pirarucu live.
**[11:27] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[11:31] ---**
What? I'm going too?
**[11:37] ---**
Kan!
**[11:38] ---**
Oh? Akubi?
**[11:40] ---**
Who knew you could do
this with the magic bottle?
**[11:44] ---**
Yeah, who knew?
**[11:47] ---**
This makes traveling
long distances a snap.
**[11:50] ---**
Someday, you two will do the same.
**[11:53] ---**
All right!
**[12:06] ---**
Ouch, another rough landing.
**[12:09] ---**
And then after that.
**[12:11] ---**
Blast it, I'm not your shoes!
**[12:14] ---**
Please, patience, patience.
**[12:16] ---**
So Kan, how do we catch
a pirarucu?
**[12:20] ---**
First, we need a heavy-duty fishing pole…
**[12:24] ---**
Heavy-duty fishing pole, check.
**[12:26] ---**
Now stick the bait on and throw it in.
**[12:28] ---**
There.
**[12:31] ---**
Now we wait for a bite.
**[12:33] ---**
This is not so hard after all.
**[12:35] ---**
Father.
**[12:36] ---**
Looks like I already got one.
**[12:38] ---**
Here we go!
**[12:41] ---**
Owie owie oh!
**[12:43] ---**
PIRARUCU
PIRANHA
**[12:43] ---**
That's not a pirarucu.
That's a piranha.
**[12:47] ---**
Never mind, never mind.
**[12:52] ---**
Got one!
**[12:53] ---**
Watch out for piranhas!
**[12:57] ---**
It's a pirarucu!
**[13:03] ---**
Hang in there!
**[13:04] ---**
Poot!
**[13:09] ---**
We did it!
**[13:10] ---**
Indeed!
**[13:17] ---**
Mr. Genko Sushi!
**[13:21] ---**
Behold, your new sushi secret weapon.
**[13:23] ---**
It'll be your claim to fame,
everyone will wanna try it,
**[13:26] ---**
it'll make you a sushi celebrity.
**[13:29] ---**
What in god's name is it?
**[13:31] ---**
Pirarucu from the Amazon.
**[13:33] ---**
I can't serve that monstrosity!
Take it back!
**[13:35] ---**
What?
**[13:36] ---**
Besides, I use exclusively
freshly caught domestic fish.
**[13:39] ---**
Take it back.
**[13:41] ---**
I'll take it back.
**[13:50] ---**
In old Tokyo, Edo, sushi was
made with fish caught in Tokyo Bay.
**[13:55] ---**
There were classic toppings,
like conger-eel, *kohada*and squid…
**[13:58] ---**
SOY-MARINATED TUNA KOHADA
SQUID CONGER-EEL
**[14:02] ---**
Squid, huh?
**[14:03] ---**
Then how about this one?
**[14:05] ---**
A giant squid that's found in
Ogasawara Island far off Tokyo Bay.
**[14:10] ---**
Geez, it's humongous.
**[14:13] ---**
A giant?
Wow, that's just like you, Father.
**[14:15] ---**
Well, it's in Japanese waters,
so that should make him happy.
**[14:18] ---**
Okay, time to travel.
**[14:20] ---**
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
**[14:25] ---**
Connect us to the seas of
Ogasawara where giant squids live!
**[14:33] ---**
Not again.
**[14:34] ---**
Go!
**[14:38] ---**
By any chance,
are we going to make a water landing?
**[14:42] ---**
That is correct.
**[14:44] ---**
It should be okay.
We have Magic Carpet.
**[14:47] ---**
What? Then what about my shoes?
**[14:49] ---**
Say what?!
**[14:50] ---**
You don't have to
worry about that.
**[14:54] ---**
Oh, my shoes!
**[14:55] ---**
Those are the least of our worries!
**[14:58] ---**
I've taken care of that too.
**[15:02] ---**
Abracadabra.
**[15:06] ---**
OGASAWARA
**[15:19] ---**
Wow, it just goes on forever.
**[15:23] ---**
So, Kan. How do we catch
a giant squid?
**[15:28] ---**
No clue.
**[15:30] ---**
– What?
– Poot!
**[15:31] ---**
I looked it up on my phone,
but couldn't find anything.
**[15:34] ---**
But you can probably use the same bait
as a regular squid,
**[15:35] ---**
EGI (BAIT FOR SQUID FISHING)
SQUID HOOK
(SQUIDS GET CAUGHT AND STUCK)
WATER DEPTH 700 METERS
**[15:37] ---**
just make it bigger.
**[15:39] ---**
I mean, a squid is a squid is a squid.
**[15:41] ---**
STURDY ROD
**[15:41] ---**
STURDY LINE
**[15:41] ---**
WEIGHT
**[15:41] ---**
Should work.
**[15:46] ---**
I think the jig hit the bottom.
**[15:48] ---**
Now all we do is wait.
**[15:50] ---**
I'm waiting.
**[15:56] ---**
The biggest one ever found was
about 14 meters long.
**[16:00] ---**
So what?
**[16:02] ---**
Sperm whales are
its natural enemy.
**[16:05] ---**
*Who gives a crap about a giant squid anyway.*
**[16:11] ---**
Nothing!!
**[16:15] ---**
You sure they hide out around here?
**[16:18] ---**
Yeah, I mean, I think so…
**[16:22] ---**
But it's the ocean, it could be anywhere.
**[16:26] ---**
Akubi, use your magic
to have a look around.
**[16:30] ---**
What? With my magic?
**[16:32] ---**
You've been training in
the human world for a while now.
**[16:36] ---**
I'm sure your magic has improved.
**[16:39] ---**
Okay!
**[16:43] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[16:50] ---**
Here I go!
**[16:54] ---**
*Way to go, Sis!*
**[17:06] ---**
WATER DEPTH 700 METERS
**[17:11] ---**
*Doesn't look like there are
any around the jig.*
**[17:15] ---**
*I wonder where they are.*
**[17:31] ---**
Darn, still nothing.
**[17:34] ---**
And Akubi hasn't come back either.
**[17:36] ---**
Poot.
**[17:38] ---**
Maybe there just aren't any
giant squids after all…
**[17:43] ---**
Hey, Akubi! How was it?
**[17:50] ---**
A giant squid!
**[17:51] ---**
It's chasing Akubi?
**[17:53] ---**
Oh lordy, goodness gracious,
let's see, I gotta have something!
**[17:58] ---**
Oh, what do I do, what do I do?
**[18:06] ---**
Magic Carpet!
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:11] ---**
Akubi! Akubi!
**[18:14] ---**
Akubi!
**[18:16] ---**
Kan!
**[18:19] ---**
Akubi.
**[18:21] ---**
Kan.
**[18:33] ---**
Kan.
**[18:43] ---**
Hey, let go of Akubi!
**[18:46] ---**
Hey! You!
**[18:48] ---**
Let go! Let go!
**[18:50] ---**
Let go! Let go!
**[18:52] ---**
Let go!
**[19:05] ---**
– Yay, we did it!
– Poot.
**[19:11] ---**
You okay, Akubi?
**[19:13] ---**
Yeah… Thanks, Kan.
**[19:21] ---**
The giant squid may've escaped,
but we got its tentacle.
**[19:26] ---**
It'll make plenty of sushi.
**[19:29] ---**
Mr. Genko Sushi's going to be so happy.
**[19:33] ---**
Let's hurry back.
**[19:34] ---**
Poot!
**[19:35] ---**
GENKO SUSHI
**[19:37] ---**
I certainly appreciate all the trouble,
**[19:40] ---**
but, boiled or grilled,
this thing is inedible.
**[19:43] ---**
What? Giant squids
don't taste good?
**[19:46] ---**
Let's see. Let me try…
**[19:50] ---**
Bleurgh, it is disgusting!
**[19:55] ---**
I was so sure that giant squid would
be a surprise hit for this place.
**[20:00] ---**
Sorry kid, I know you
did your darndest.
**[20:04] ---**
No, I'm sorry we couldn't be
more helpful.
**[20:08] ---**
Well. Since you're here…
**[20:13] ---**
Try this.
**[20:15] ---**
What's this?
**[20:16] ---**
The sush has your face, Father.
**[20:18] ---**
There's Akubi and the little guy too.
**[20:20] ---**
I was just fooling around.
**[20:24] ---**
It's delicious.
**[20:26] ---**
Yeah, yummy.
**[20:28] ---**
Really? Is it that good?
**[20:31] ---**
You're a genius.
It's King Genie sushi!
**[20:33] ---**
King Genie sushi, huh?
**[20:35] ---**
Sounds like that'll
bring in some business.
**[20:38] ---**
And then after that.
**[20:40] ---**
CONVEYOR-BELT SUSHI KANEMAWARI
**[20:44] ---**
Busy as always.
**[20:46] ---**
I wonder if Genko Sushi
is empty again.
**[20:50] ---**
Can we space out
a bit more?
**[20:51] ---**
GENKO SUSHI
**[20:53] ---**
There's a line at Genko Sushi!
**[20:55] ---**
What the heck's going on?
**[20:57] ---**
KING GENIE SUSHI
**[21:00] ---**
King Genie sushi?
**[21:02] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:05] ---**
Oh, Kan?
**[21:08] ---**
Manpukuzaka! By any chance,
is that the King Genie sushi?
**[21:11] ---**
Yes sir.
Specifically, it is Tokyo-style King Genie sushi.
**[21:14] ---**
Everyone raves about it.
**[21:16] ---**
You don't say...
**[21:18] ---**
Just look.
**[21:19] ---**
Behind this whimsical design of edible art
**[21:22] ---**
lies a symphony of flavors
made possible only by a master sushi chef.
**[21:32] ---**
Mmm, it's like a parade
of delectable delights.
**[21:39] ---**
I wonder what makes Father Tokyo-style?
**[21:43] ---**
I don't know,
**[21:44] ---**
but that owner had a better head
for business than I thought.
**[21:48] ---**
Instead of Tokyo-style,
**[21:50] ---**
I wish he would've called my sushi,
handsome genie style.
**[22:05] ---**
*Another satisfying yawn*
**[22:09] ---**
*Another satisfying meal*
**[22:13] ---**
*You know yawns are contagious*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness is being with you*
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we’re far, far apart*
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let’s jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it’s all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:43] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray, our dreams
will come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time)*
**[22:56] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it’s all right,*
**[22:59] ---**
*there will be sun*
**[23:00] ---**
*You know we're always
better together*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray, we send happiness
to one another*
**[23:11] ---**
*all 'round the world*
**[23:13] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
A seven-colored wonder dream.
**[23:28] ---**
I'm Nanako Yumemigachi.
**[23:29] ---**
I'm Mihoshi Amanogawa.
**[23:31] ---**
Mamenoki's fireworks festival
is just around the corner!
**[23:33] ---**
So tell me then,
describe the perfect fireworks night.
**[23:36] ---**
I'd be wearing my cotton kimono
**[23:37] ---**
and I'd be having fun on my date
we'd all be on dates.
**[23:39] ---**
I want to be on a hill
far from the fireworks
**[23:42] ---**
and quietly watch them alone
with my date.
**[23:44] ---**
And then, you know…
**[23:47] ---**
The next time on Genie Family 2020…
**[23:48] ---**
PREVIEW
DREAM DATE AT THE FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
**[23:51] ---**
Dream Date at the Fireworks Festival.
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:54] ---**
# E12 - Dream Date at the Fireworks Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1QK9K0R/dream-date-at-the-fireworks-festival)
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**[00:06] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:08] ---**
And today!
**[00:09] ---**
Let's compare the two.
**[00:11] ---**
Rain, Rain…
**[00:13] ---**
Go away!
**[00:16] ---**
Yay! It'll be sunny.
**[00:18] ---**
That's just some dumb myth.
**[00:20] ---**
TODAY / TOMORROW / DAY AFTER TOMORROW
**[00:20] ---**
That's what weather forecasts are for.
**[00:23] ---**
Fifty years ago, the Meteorological Agency
was the sole issuer of weather reports in Japan.
**[00:28] ---**
Today, everyone can join in on the fun.
**[00:33] ---**
Back then, there was no such thing
as a certified weather forecaster.
**[00:37] ---**
Thanks to satellites and computers,
**[00:39] ---**
now you can get a weather update anytime.
**[00:43] ---**
Even sudden downpours are predictable.
**[00:50] ---**
Knowing the forecast
makes it easier to plan
**[00:53] ---**
events like school sports days
and fireworks festivals.
**[00:55] ---**
Wow…
**[00:57] ---**
In just fifty years…
**[00:59] ---**
Amazing!
**[01:12] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:20] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:28] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:39] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:48] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:52] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:58] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:01] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:06] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:14] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:18] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:31] ---**
DREAM DATE AT THE FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
32ND ANNUAL
SUMMER FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
**[02:33] ---**
It's finally fireworks time!
**[02:35] ---**
The food stall are gonna be there too, right?
**[02:38] ---**
Yakisoba, cotton candy,
chocolate covered bananas…
**[02:42] ---**
You're more interested in the
grub, aren't you, Manpukuzaka.
**[02:45] ---**
I got a new yukata.
I'm so excited!
**[02:50] ---**
Well, listen to this.
**[02:51] ---**
This year, they're shooting off
fireworks that I designed.
**[02:56] ---**
You designed fireworks?
**[02:58] ---**
Seriously?
**[02:59] ---**
Yeah, Daddy said I could.
**[03:01] ---**
Kaneamari Group is sponsoring
the fireworks festival, you know.
**[03:05] ---**
What? Wow.
**[03:06] ---**
Not sure what
that means, but cool.
**[03:09] ---**
Are you going to
the fireworks festival, Kan?
**[03:09] ---**
32ND ANNUAL
SUMMER FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
**[03:12] ---**
I'll pass.
**[03:13] ---**
I bet it's gonna be jam packed.
**[03:16] ---**
I can't understand why
anyone would wanna go.
**[03:20] ---**
Typical Kan…
**[03:22] ---**
I'm gonna go home, stuff my face
with chips and read train schedules.
**[03:26] ---**
But before that, nap time.
Sweet, sweet nap time…
**[03:32] ---**
Oh no!
**[03:33] ---**
32ND ANNUAL
SUMMER FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
**[03:33] ---**
Oh, fireworks!
**[03:44] ---**
I'm here and ready to serve the sleepy!
**[03:47] ---**
What if they saw you
come out of the bottle?!
**[03:50] ---**
You're the one who called me, Kan.
**[03:53] ---**
You said there were fireworks?
**[03:55] ---**
Oh sorry, my mistake.
**[03:57] ---**
Fireworks?
**[03:59] ---**
Oh, Akubi.
**[04:00] ---**
When did you get here?
**[04:01] ---**
Um…
**[04:03] ---**
I came to get Kan.
**[04:05] ---**
Won't you come with us, Akubi?
To the fireworks festival?
**[04:08] ---**
Yeah, I wanna go!
I love fireworks!
**[04:12] ---**
Right, Kan? Let's go together!
**[04:14] ---**
What?!
**[04:15] ---**
I wanna see fireworks!!
Come on, let's go!
**[04:19] ---**
Take me, take me!
**[04:21] ---**
If you wanna go then go.
I'm staying home.
**[04:26] ---**
What? How come?
I wanna go with you!
**[04:30] ---**
I wanna wear a yukata!
**[04:32] ---**
Kan.
**[04:33] ---**
Mario.
**[04:34] ---**
Come here, Kan.
**[04:36] ---**
Huh? What?
**[04:37] ---**
What's going on?
**[04:39] ---**
Do you think Akubi's older sister
will come to the fireworks festival?
**[04:43] ---**
Come on, you said you would…
**[04:45] ---**
Huh? You're still at it?
**[04:47] ---**
Well, I was thinking of asking Kaneamari
**[04:49] ---**
to shoot off
my own designed fireworks.
**[04:52] ---**
Your fireworks?
**[04:54] ---**
I want to show Akemi
how I feel about her.
**[04:57] ---**
Yes, the exploding passion of fireworks.
**[05:02] ---**
There I said it.
**[05:03] ---**
It'll be hotter than
a D51 steam locomotive!
**[05:06] ---**
- Chug-chug puff-puff!!
- *Is he serious…?*
**[05:10] ---**
What's this
"exploding passion of fireworks"?
**[05:13] ---**
Sounds like fun.
**[05:15] ---**
W-What…?
**[05:18] ---**
But you know nothing
about making fireworks!
**[05:21] ---**
Well, he does have a point.
**[05:24] ---**
No, my uncle is a pyrotechnician.
**[05:27] ---**
I'll have him make it.
**[05:29] ---**
What? Really?
**[05:30] ---**
Then it all works out perfectly.
**[05:32] ---**
They would be passionate
fireworks, Kaneamari. Please!
**[05:36] ---**
I'm not sure.
**[05:37] ---**
Who knows what kind
of pyrotechnician he is.
**[05:41] ---**
What? Come on…
**[05:43] ---**
If his skills pass muster, then maybe…
**[05:46] ---**
but that's a fat chance.
**[05:49] ---**
MAMENOKI
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
**[05:49] ---**
Well, in any case, good luck.
**[05:52] ---**
What was that all about?
**[05:54] ---**
Now we have to make sure
your uncle makes one
**[05:56] ---**
that's just as good as
Kaneamari's!
**[05:59] ---**
Yeah, I'll ask my uncle.
**[06:01] ---**
We'll go with you.
Okay, Kan?
**[06:04] ---**
Well, I don't really want to…
**[06:07] ---**
Mario!
**[06:08] ---**
I'm rooting for you.
**[06:10] ---**
Good luck.
**[06:11] ---**
Th-Thank you, Akubi.
**[06:14] ---**
Umbrella fireworks!
**[06:17] ---**
So this is where
Mario's uncle works.
**[06:18] ---**
CAUTION: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
**[06:21] ---**
Dammit, why did I ever agree to this?
**[06:25] ---**
Wait for me, Akemi.
**[06:32] ---**
*Akemi… these fireworks are
a symbol of my deep love for you.*
**[06:37] ---**
*Oh Mario, they're wondrous.*
**[06:43] ---**
What's the matter, Mario?
**[06:46] ---**
*I know what's going through his head…*
**[06:49] ---**
*Mario…*
**[06:50] ---**
*He has no idea…*
**[06:53] ---**
*They're one and the same.*
**[06:55] ---**
*...and the Akubi
inside the bottle...*
**[07:02] ---**
I wonder if she'll like fireworks.
**[07:05] ---**
Of course she will!
**[07:08] ---**
*I'm so happy…*
**[07:12] ---**
*I love you, Mario.*
**[07:18] ---**
Me too, Akemi!
**[07:23] ---**
Oh man, I can hardly contain myself!
**[07:30] ---**
- *The winds are calling me.
- Poot.*
**[07:35] ---**
Oh? He's here?
**[07:36] ---**
A-Actually,
I brought him with me.
**[07:38] ---**
Oh, right.
**[07:39] ---**
*So this time, it's fireworks, huh?*
**[07:42] ---**
KASHIKOMARI FIREWORKS
**[07:43] ---**
I thought I heard something.
**[07:45] ---**
Look what the cat dragged in.
**[07:46] ---**
Uncle.
**[07:47] ---**
CAUTION: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
**[07:47] ---**
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
**[07:49] ---**
What the hell?
What do you guys want?
**[07:51] ---**
He looks scary.
**[07:53] ---**
Who are you calling scary?
**[07:55] ---**
Exploding passion of fireworks?
**[08:00] ---**
I'm not turning my
fireworks into some sappy love letter in the sky.
**[08:03] ---**
But please, Uncle.
**[08:05] ---**
Making fireworks
is serious business.
**[08:08] ---**
Now let me get back to work.
**[08:09] ---**
Come on…
**[08:10] ---**
*It's no fun if he turns 'em down.*
**[08:23] ---**
Well I'll be.
That is one adorable kiddo.
**[08:28] ---**
Poot…
**[08:29] ---**
*Got him.*
**[08:31] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[08:32] ---**
He looks intimidating,
but he really loves babies.
**[08:36] ---**
There you go. Up and up!
**[08:38] ---**
Poot!
**[08:40] ---**
*Did he use his magic?*
**[08:42] ---**
*Who knew it works
on guys like this too.*
**[08:45] ---**
There, there. What's wrong?
**[08:48] ---**
Does baby like fireworks?
**[08:50] ---**
*The guy's an asshat,
but it'll be worth it in the end.*
**[08:53] ---**
Poot!
**[08:55] ---**
Oh I see… So you guys want to
make fireworks too, huh?
**[08:58] ---**
Why didn't you just say so?
**[09:02] ---**
- All right, let's make some passion!
- Poot!
**[09:05] ---**
Yes! This is gonna be great!
**[09:09] ---**
And then after that.
**[09:11] ---**
GRANULATION
**[09:11] ---**
We start with
the granulation process.
**[09:13] ---**
We make fireworks powder called "stars"
which is what makes it light up.
**[09:17] ---**
So even the fireworks powder
is handmade.
**[09:19] ---**
Yup, watch how the "stars"
gradually grow in size.
**[09:24] ---**
LOADING FIREWORKS SHELL
**[09:24] ---**
Next, we load the firework shell
with pellets.
**[09:26] ---**
It takes two kinds of powder.
**[09:30] ---**
First you put in the "stars."
**[09:32] ---**
Depending on what you do here,
you can get different effects.
**[09:36] ---**
Next, you load the "charge."
**[09:38] ---**
Without this,
the fireworks won't explode.
**[09:41] ---**
It's a different type of powder
from "stars."
**[09:43] ---**
You have to create a partition
like this using Japanese paper.
**[09:47] ---**
Then you paste it together
to create a ball.
**[09:49] ---**
And finally,
paste on several layers of paper
**[09:53] ---**
and the firework is complete.
**[09:57] ---**
Now we know
how to make fireworks.
**[10:00] ---**
I can picture it now.
**[10:03] ---**
My fireworks will look like
an O series bullet train!
**[10:07] ---**
Of course,
the quintessence of exploding passion.
**[10:09] ---**
I think that would be amazing.
**[10:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:12] ---**
All right then…
First, we get the "stars…"
**[10:14] ---**
Hang on there!
**[10:16] ---**
Don't touch that.
**[10:18] ---**
You need a "Safety Officer Handling
Explosives" license to make fireworks.
**[10:23] ---**
What?!
**[10:24] ---**
You need a license?
**[10:26] ---**
You're kidding!
**[10:28] ---**
C'est la vie.
Nothing we can do about that.
**[10:33] ---**
What do you mean, c'est la vie?
**[10:35] ---**
Well, I mean you're shit out of luck.
**[10:38] ---**
I mean why do you say it so lightly?
**[10:40] ---**
It's like you're almost
happy about it, Kan.
**[10:43] ---**
What? N-No way!
**[10:47] ---**
What's wrong, Mario?
**[10:49] ---**
Oh… Right…
**[10:51] ---**
Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
**[10:55] ---**
Akemi…
**[10:59] ---**
All right, fine!
I'll make you some fireworks!
**[11:04] ---**
Really?
**[11:05] ---**
Just this once, okay?
Especially for you.
**[11:08] ---**
Yes!!
**[11:09] ---**
That's great, Mario!
**[11:13] ---**
- Just you wait, Akemi!
- Did I look that happy?
**[11:17] ---**
CAUTION: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
**[11:20] ---**
Okay, how's this?
**[11:22] ---**
One's for testing
and the other one's for real.
**[11:26] ---**
Thanks, Uncle.
**[11:28] ---**
Come on, let's go test one out.
**[11:31] ---**
Not yet.
They need the finishing touches.
**[11:34] ---**
FINISHING
**[11:35] ---**
After loading the shell,
**[11:36] ---**
we paste on several layers
of paper.
**[11:40] ---**
Making fireworks is a lot of work.
**[11:42] ---**
Yeah, for something
that takes so much work,
**[11:44] ---**
it sure does end quick.
**[11:47] ---**
But the moment
those fireworks do their thing,
**[11:49] ---**
you can't help but smile.
**[11:55] ---**
It's a fleeting moment of joy.
**[11:59] ---**
That's why I'll never quit.
**[12:03] ---**
I see.
**[12:05] ---**
I want to see Akemi smile.
**[12:07] ---**
I'll make it happen.
**[12:10] ---**
You have to paste it evenly
or the center will shift
**[12:13] ---**
and you won't get a good firework.
**[12:15] ---**
All right, good luck.
**[12:17] ---**
Okay.
**[12:18] ---**
And then after that.
**[12:24] ---**
Okay, that looks about right.
**[12:27] ---**
Poot... poot…
**[12:31] ---**
Poot poot poot…
**[12:32] ---**
*Damn, he's at it again.*
**[12:35] ---**
Come on, take this seriously, Kan.
**[12:38] ---**
But this is…
**[12:39] ---**
Impressive, Mario.
**[12:43] ---**
I admit,
he did a good job.
**[12:46] ---**
Poot poot…
**[12:50] ---**
What the hell, Kan?
**[12:52] ---**
No…he did this…
**[12:54] ---**
- You have the gall to blame him?
- Poot poot…
**[12:57] ---**
Don't tell me, Kan…
You're trying to sabotage me?
**[13:00] ---**
Huh?
**[13:01] ---**
Mario?
**[13:02] ---**
You looked awfully happy back there.
**[13:05] ---**
*C'est la vie, Mario.
Nothing we can do about that.*
**[13:09] ---**
No, I can explain…
**[13:11] ---**
How convenient for you that
my fireworks are ruined!
**[13:15] ---**
What are you saying?
**[13:17] ---**
Yeah, I know it's true.
**[13:19] ---**
I am so done with you!
**[13:21] ---**
What the hell?
**[13:22] ---**
Hey, you guys, don't fight.
**[13:25] ---**
And then, after that…
**[13:27] ---**
The fireworks festival
is finally here.
**[13:31] ---**
Oh man.
**[13:33] ---**
I'm way too late after all…
**[13:35] ---**
I gotta at least get a decent
spot to watch the fireworks.
**[13:39] ---**
Yeah, but starting in the morning?
**[13:41] ---**
That's way too early!
**[13:44] ---**
Never mind, just help him, Kan.
**[13:46] ---**
He's your friend.
**[13:48] ---**
Just forget it.
**[13:50] ---**
I can go with Akubi.
**[13:53] ---**
What?
**[13:53] ---**
Hey, Mario!
**[13:56] ---**
Staking out a spot
is a lot of work.
**[14:00] ---**
Wha—?!
**[14:02] ---**
What?!
**[14:03] ---**
Look how many people
are here already!
**[14:05] ---**
I should've known.
**[14:06] ---**
Let's look for another spot.
**[14:08] ---**
Wow, what a great view!
Who knew this was here!
**[14:13] ---**
LAUNCH SITE
**[14:13] ---**
But it's too far
from the fireworks.
**[14:15] ---**
It won't work.
**[14:17] ---**
I think it'll be okay.
**[14:19] ---**
A condo rooftop?
It's closer to the fireworks.
**[14:23] ---**
LAUNCH SITE
**[14:23] ---**
Okay, good…
**[14:25] ---**
Hey you.
**[14:26] ---**
Huh?
**[14:28] ---**
Residents only up here.
**[14:28] ---**
MANAGER
**[14:30] ---**
What?
**[14:31] ---**
Oh, we'll never find a good spot!
**[14:37] ---**
I'M HEADING OUT
**[14:38] ---**
It's from Kaneamari.
**[14:40] ---**
He's on a houseboat?
**[14:42] ---**
Boat…
**[14:43] ---**
Oh yeah, the river!
**[14:45] ---**
Who knew?
**[14:52] ---**
Wow, you found a lot
all by yourself.
**[14:55] ---**
It's all worth it if it means watching
the fireworks with Akemi.
**[14:59] ---**
I'll just connect all
these plastic bottles together…
**[15:03] ---**
And build a raft.
**[15:05] ---**
That's impossible… there's no way.
**[15:08] ---**
I'll show you it is possible.
**[15:11] ---**
I'll help, Mario.
**[15:13] ---**
Thanks, Akubi.
**[15:15] ---**
Come on, we can do this!
**[15:17] ---**
Okay!
**[15:19] ---**
*Mario…*
**[15:25] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo*
**[15:32] ---**
Poot poot…
**[15:33] ---**
What on earth…?
**[15:36] ---**
Oh?!
**[15:39] ---**
What? Where did this muddy water
come from?
**[15:42] ---**
This won't float!
**[15:44] ---**
I don't care,
I'm building a raft…
**[15:47] ---**
And watching the fireworks
with Akemi.
**[15:52] ---**
*Better hurry up,**it'll all be over
by the time you guys are done!*
**[15:56] ---**
I'll help too.
**[15:58] ---**
We can do this, Mario.
**[16:00] ---**
Akubi… Thanks!
**[16:04] ---**
*Sis…*
**[16:08] ---**
Dammit, I'm not gonna
make it in time…
**[16:11] ---**
Mario!
**[16:12] ---**
Watch this!
**[16:15] ---**
This creates a whirlpool inside the
bottle so the water drains faster.
**[16:19] ---**
This works a lot better.
**[16:21] ---**
You're right. Wow.
**[16:23] ---**
Kan… For me…
**[16:26] ---**
Don't just stand there, Mario.
**[16:28] ---**
We don't have much time.
**[16:30] ---**
O-Okay!
**[16:31] ---**
Come on, let's keep emptying them out.
**[16:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:35] ---**
Will they be able to do it?
**[16:43] ---**
Damn, we won't make it.
**[16:45] ---**
No, there's hope…
I'm gonna keep going till the end…
**[16:54] ---**
They're all empty.
When did that happen?
**[16:57] ---**
All right!!
**[16:59] ---**
You did it, Mario.
**[17:01] ---**
Thanks, Akubi and Kan.
**[17:03] ---**
- *Humph, that was for Sis.*
- No, the raft isn't done yet.
**[17:06] ---**
And voila.
**[17:08] ---**
All done!
**[17:09] ---**
Thanks, Kan.
**[17:11] ---**
I'm sorry I doubted you
when we were making fireworks.
**[17:15] ---**
I'm coming for you, Akemi!
**[17:24] ---**
*Wow, I've never seen
fireworks up close like this.*
**[17:28] ---**
*For you, Akemi, anything.*
**[17:35] ---**
*Wow, so pretty!*
**[17:38] ---**
*You're way prettier, Akemi.*
**[17:40] ---**
*What?*
**[17:42] ---**
*Akemi…*
**[17:44] ---**
*Mario…*
**[17:52] ---**
Akemi!
**[17:55] ---**
Yikes, what do you think
you're doing, Mario!
**[17:58] ---**
Akemi.
**[18:00] ---**
- Get away from me.
- Akemi!
**[18:05] ---**
Kan! Mario!
**[18:10] ---**
Owww…
**[18:14] ---**
Okay, what's next?
**[18:18] ---**
Sorry for getting all hot
under the collar, Kan.
**[18:21] ---**
I'm sorry too,
I was being kinda mean.
**[18:26] ---**
You didn't call me,
but, oh well, ta-dah!
**[18:29] ---**
What a beautiful friendship.
**[18:31] ---**
Looks like my services
aren't needed this time.
**[18:36] ---**
I'm so glad.
You two are friends again.
**[18:42] ---**
Huh?
**[18:43] ---**
Rain?
**[18:45] ---**
I have a bad feeling about this…
**[18:50] ---**
This is not going to fly…
**[18:54] ---**
Yeah… Everything is ruined.
**[18:57] ---**
The fireworks…the raft…
**[18:59] ---**
Everything I did…
**[19:03] ---**
Mario.
**[19:04] ---**
Mario…
**[19:06] ---**
Okay, Mario. I'll teach you
a firework that even you can make.
**[19:11] ---**
Huh?
**[19:12] ---**
But I thought you need
a license.
**[19:14] ---**
They're sparklers.
They don't use gunpowder.
**[19:16] ---**
Huh? There's no gunpowder
in sparklers?
**[19:22] ---**
Let's change locations.
**[19:23] ---**
Follow me.
**[19:25] ---**
Follow me.
**[19:27] ---**
Mix together potassium carbonate,
sulfur and ground charcoal.
**[19:32] ---**
Place a teaspoon on Japanese paper,
roll it up and that's it.
**[19:36] ---**
And there's
a chemical reaction, huh?
**[19:38] ---**
So this turns into fireworks?
That's amazing.
**[19:42] ---**
There's a park nearby
where we can play with fireworks.
**[19:44] ---**
This'll really put a smile on your face.
**[19:52] ---**
Yay.
**[19:59] ---**
Wow, it's so pretty.
**[20:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:02] ---**
I wish I could've shown Akemi…
**[20:08] ---**
Mario…
**[20:11] ---**
Can I watch too?
**[20:14] ---**
Yes, of course, Akemi… Please!
**[20:17] ---**
My…um…
**[20:19] ---**
Good for you, Mario.
**[20:25] ---**
Wow, it's so pretty.
**[20:34] ---**
*Akemi…*
**[20:38] ---**
Oh look, it cleared up.
**[20:40] ---**
Yeah, if only it hadn't rained.
**[20:43] ---**
But I had a great time.
**[20:45] ---**
The lovely fireworks
you worked so hard to make…
**[20:49] ---**
Thank you, Mario.
**[20:53] ---**
Akemi! Uh…if I see you again…
**[20:57] ---**
Then…umm…
**[20:59] ---**
Huh? What?
**[21:00] ---**
Oh, nothing. Bye!
**[21:10] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[21:11] ---**
I forgot to give Akemi my letter
telling her how I feel about her…
**[21:16] ---**
Oh, that was so fun, Kan.
**[21:20] ---**
But why was Mario in
such a hurry to leave?
**[21:24] ---**
*Take a big guess!*
**[21:26] ---**
Well, guess I should
transform back now.
**[21:29] ---**
- Oh good, she's still there.
- Hocus Pocus.
**[21:34] ---**
Huh?
**[21:37] ---**
A-A-A-Ake…
**[21:39] ---**
M-Mario!
**[21:41] ---**
Don't tell me he just…?
**[21:42] ---**
A-Akemi is Akubi?
**[21:46] ---**
He did!
**[21:51] ---**
What?!
**[22:05] ---**
*Another satisfying yawn*
**[22:09] ---**
*Another satisfying meal*
**[22:13] ---**
*You know yawns are contagious*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness is being with you*
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we’re far, far apart*
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let’s jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it’s all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:43] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray, our dreams
will come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time)*
**[22:56] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it’s all right,*
**[22:58] ---**
*there will be sun*
**[23:00] ---**
*You know we're always
better together*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray, we send happiness
to one another*
**[23:11] ---**
*all 'round the world*
**[23:13] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
Um, um… So Akemi is Akubi and…
**[23:28] ---**
Akubi is Akemi…
**[23:30] ---**
That means Akubi is Akemi
and Akemi is Akubi…
**[23:34] ---**
Ahhh, I'm so confused!!
**[23:37] ---**
Are you okay, Mario?
**[23:39] ---**
Oh crap, I'm gonna…
**[23:41] ---**
Oh no, I can't hold it in…
**[23:43] ---**
*Somebody must need me.*
**[23:46] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020…
**[23:48] ---**
MONEY OR IDEAS?
THE CAMPING EXPERT!
**[23:48] ---**
Money or Ideas?
The Camping Expert!
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:54] ---**
# E13 - Money or Ideas? The Camping Expert!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQ9G4GPY/money-or-ideas-the-camping-expert)
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**[00:06] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:07] ---**
And today!
**[00:08] ---**
It's that time again.
**[00:11] ---**
Look what we have today!
**[00:12] ---**
Think it's about done.
**[00:17] ---**
Let's eat!
**[00:19] ---**
Mmm, so good.
**[00:23] ---**
You there!
Open fires are prohibited!
**[00:25] ---**
What? They are?
**[00:26] ---**
But we used to build
campfires all the time.
**[00:29] ---**
Well, it's against the law now.
**[00:33] ---**
There's a law?
**[00:34] ---**
Yes, it'll get you fined, even arrested.
**[00:37] ---**
What?
**[00:38] ---**
If you really want to build one,
**[00:40] ---**
you need to apply for a permit
with the fire department.
**[00:43] ---**
Therefore…
**[00:46] ---**
My roasted sweet potatoes…
**[00:47] ---**
Father, if you want
roasted sweet potatoes,
**[00:50] ---**
you can get them at
the market year-round.
**[00:50] ---**
ROASTED SWEET POTATOES
**[00:52] ---**
What? You speak the truth?
**[00:54] ---**
Oh my, in just fifty years…
**[00:57] ---**
Amazing!
**[00:59] ---**
Remember, dear viewers,
eat those sweet potatoes,
**[01:01] ---**
your GI tract will thank you!
**[01:16] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:24] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:31] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:43] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:51] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:55] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:01] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:05] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:09] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:18] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:22] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:34] ---**
Wake up, Kan!
We're meeting at 5:00!
**[02:34] ---**
MONEY OR IDEAS?
THE CAMPING EXPERT!
**[02:38] ---**
That's 30 minutes away!
**[02:40] ---**
Come on,
you just go, Akubi.
**[02:44] ---**
Good night.
**[02:45] ---**
Little Bro, do something.
**[02:47] ---**
Poot!
**[02:48] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo.*
**[02:57] ---**
Oww…
**[02:58] ---**
Hey, what the heck?
**[03:00] ---**
Good, now you're up.
**[03:03] ---**
Poot poot poot…
**[03:05] ---**
*Take that, slacker.*
**[03:07] ---**
Off we go!
**[03:09] ---**
Hey guys! You're looking at a counselor
with thirty years of experience!
**[03:12] ---**
I'm Ikuzo Kumayama,
camper extraordinaire of Mamenoki Kids' Club!
**[03:16] ---**
Roar!
**[03:18] ---**
Guys! Let's get in touch with
nature and our feelings!
**[03:22] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:26] ---**
*This sucks…*
**[03:28] ---**
*Just look at him!*
**[03:31] ---**
- *Getting all cozy*
- Wow, I can't wait!
**[03:33] ---**
- *there next to Akubi!*
- What do you want to do there?
**[03:34] ---**
- *He knows Akubi is a genie and…*
- I want to go fishing!
**[03:37] ---**
*That Akubi's the same person
before and after she transforms…*
**[03:42] ---**
*Her kid form
doesn't faze him for a second.*
**[03:46] ---**
*But…*
**[03:50] ---**
*I'm the only one who knows
the true Akubi.*
**[03:54] ---**
I know too.
**[03:59] ---**
Camping spot secured!
**[04:01] ---**
Okay, form two groups,
and start setting up those tents.
**[04:04] ---**
Okay!
**[04:06] ---**
Let's roshambo to decide.
**[04:09] ---**
Rock.
**[04:10] ---**
Paper!
**[04:11] ---**
Yes, Akubi!
We're in the same group!
**[04:14] ---**
Our tent's gonna be the best!
**[04:16] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:18] ---**
Let's do this, Kan.
**[04:19] ---**
Y-Yeah…
**[04:21] ---**
You guys, don't forget me.
**[04:24] ---**
You're with me, little guy.
**[04:26] ---**
Poot poot!
**[04:28] ---**
*Even he's enjoying himself.*
**[04:31] ---**
Oh, joy.
**[04:36] ---**
Screw it!
I've never done anything like this.
**[04:39] ---**
This is impossible!
**[04:41] ---**
Hey, Yumemigachi.
Come here and help.
**[04:44] ---**
Hang on.
**[04:46] ---**
I'm looking up
a tutorial on pitching tents.
**[04:48] ---**
- Let's see now, the Wi-Fi here is…
- Shit…
**[04:51] ---**
Akubi, could you pull the tent
so I can stick the pole in?
**[04:55] ---**
Okay!
**[04:59] ---**
Ready!
**[05:00] ---**
Okay!
**[05:01] ---**
Wow, this is the first time
we've really done something together.
**[05:09] ---**
Camping solo can be nice.
**[05:11] ---**
Phew, it's finally done.
**[05:14] ---**
It's all done.
**[05:15] ---**
Yeah! We did it!
**[05:19] ---**
Hey, I'm connected.
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, could we try it out now?
**[05:24] ---**
Be my guest.
**[05:25] ---**
After all,
this is our new house.
**[05:30] ---**
*Your what now?*
**[05:31] ---**
Hey, you guys haven't started
a fire yet?
**[05:34] ---**
Huh?
**[05:35] ---**
We did that a long time ago.
**[05:37] ---**
Whoa!
**[05:38] ---**
Let's go wash the rice.
**[05:41] ---**
Poot poot poot!
**[05:43] ---**
Start a fire, huh?
**[05:45] ---**
All right!
**[05:46] ---**
I'll go get us some firewood
and start a fire right away, Akubi.
**[05:50] ---**
You and I are gonna
eat like royalty!
**[05:52] ---**
Yeah! I can't wait!
**[05:55] ---**
Leave the fire up to me.
**[05:57] ---**
You too, Kan?
**[05:58] ---**
What? Hey!!
**[06:00] ---**
Akubi!!
**[06:01] ---**
Wait for me, okay?
**[06:03] ---**
Good luck you guys!
**[06:09] ---**
Got it!
**[06:12] ---**
That's mine, Mario!
**[06:14] ---**
Kan, you get me, right?
**[06:17] ---**
This little camping trip is my
chance to really impress Akubi.
**[06:22] ---**
But Akubi is…
**[06:25] ---**
Now that I know Akubi and
Akemi are the same person…
**[06:31] ---**
I gotta show Akubi what I'm made of.
**[06:34] ---**
I've never felt like this before.
**[06:37] ---**
What?
**[06:38] ---**
Look, if you really wanted
an N-scale train,
**[06:41] ---**
you'd do everything
you can to get it, right?
**[06:44] ---**
What does a N-scale train
have to do with any of this?
**[06:46] ---**
Clearly you're still inexperienced
in matters of love.
**[06:50] ---**
Now you've crossed the line!
**[06:51] ---**
Wait, don't tell me
you have a crush too?
**[06:55] ---**
Huh? No, that's not what I meant!
**[07:00] ---**
Listen, Mario!
**[07:01] ---**
Don't you remember
what I told you about Akubi?
**[07:06] ---**
*What? Akubi is a genie*
**[07:09] ---**
*and she'll eventually be
queen of the magic world, right?*
**[07:12] ---**
*And she lives in a magic bottle, right?*
**[07:16] ---**
*Shh! Listen to me.*
**[07:18] ---**
*You can never tell
anyone about this, got it?*
**[07:22] ---**
Even if you fall in love with her…
**[07:26] ---**
No!
**[07:27] ---**
None of that matters!
**[07:29] ---**
If Akubi becomes queen
of the magic world
**[07:31] ---**
I'm prepared to marry
into her family!
**[07:34] ---**
What?
**[07:35] ---**
That's why I'll be the one to
stoke Akubi's fire!
**[07:41] ---**
Mario…
**[07:43] ---**
The passion of youth.
**[07:45] ---**
Oh? That's weird.
**[07:48] ---**
You can do it, Mario.
**[07:50] ---**
Yes! For you, Akubi!
**[07:53] ---**
How's yours going, Kan?
**[07:55] ---**
Hm? Yeah, I can't get it
to start either.
**[07:59] ---**
It lights up for a second,
but then it goes out.
**[08:04] ---**
What do we have here?
**[08:06] ---**
Kaneamari!
**[08:07] ---**
You guys are still wasting
your time with this?
**[08:11] ---**
I knew you'd come.
**[08:14] ---**
Of course.
**[08:15] ---**
The three main hobbies
of the rich
**[08:17] ---**
are running, golfing
and the great outdoors.
**[08:22] ---**
So which tent
do you want to go in?
**[08:24] ---**
Ours or Gondawara's over there.
**[08:28] ---**
Thanks, but no thanks.
**[08:31] ---**
I already have mine over there.
**[08:34] ---**
What?
**[08:35] ---**
What on earth?
**[08:37] ---**
The bed's so soft and comfy!
**[08:39] ---**
There's even a sofa.
**[08:41] ---**
Poot.
**[08:42] ---**
And even a grill!
**[08:44] ---**
Hey, is it cool in here?
**[08:47] ---**
Don't tell me
there's air conditioning?
**[08:48] ---**
That's right!
**[08:50] ---**
Roughing it is so passe.
**[08:52] ---**
Glamping is here to stay.
**[08:55] ---**
Glamping?
**[08:56] ---**
Just think "glamorous" and "camping."
**[09:00] ---**
It's camping with the comforts
and luxuries of home.
**[09:06] ---**
A chef's coming over now and
we're having a barbecue out here.
**[09:09] ---**
You want in?
**[09:10] ---**
Wow, I want to go glamping!
**[09:12] ---**
Poot!
**[09:13] ---**
Me too!
**[09:14] ---**
I wanna barbecue here too.
**[09:16] ---**
Yeah, the AC feels great, too.
**[09:19] ---**
Come with us, Akubi.
**[09:21] ---**
Poot poot.
**[09:23] ---**
Yeah, it sure is nice.
**[09:26] ---**
But we also worked really hard
to put up that tent…
**[09:29] ---**
Yes! She's absolutely right.
**[09:31] ---**
I'll stay here in my new home
I built with Akubi.
**[09:35] ---**
- *It's so obvious.
- Come on, let's go Akubi.*
**[09:36] ---**
*He's trying to get
alone time with Akubi.*
**[09:40] ---**
Hang on.
**[09:41] ---**
I'm going with you two.
**[09:43] ---**
Kan!
**[09:44] ---**
You go camping
to enjoy nature, right?
**[09:48] ---**
If you're gonna stay here,
**[09:49] ---**
then what's the point of
driving all the way up to the mountains?
**[09:53] ---**
You tell 'em, Kan!
**[09:55] ---**
What he said!
**[09:57] ---**
This is the time to appreciate nature.
Don't you think so, Mario?
**[10:01] ---**
If you say so, Akubi…
**[10:04] ---**
That's right!
It's exactly as Kan said!
**[10:07] ---**
We're not going to…
**[10:08] ---**
…lose to…
**[10:10] ---**
…glamping! Yeah!
**[10:12] ---**
Yeah!!
**[10:13] ---**
Fine, have it your way.
**[10:16] ---**
The rest of you,
welcome to luxury!
**[10:21] ---**
Humph!
You just wait!
**[10:29] ---**
Mom, is it ready to eat now?
**[10:31] ---**
Yes, it should be fine.
**[10:33] ---**
Let's eat!
**[10:38] ---**
So good.
**[10:39] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:45] ---**
It's not working.
It won't take.
**[10:47] ---**
I didn't think it'd be this hard.
**[10:50] ---**
One, two, one, two, one, two…
**[10:57] ---**
What's with the meat?
**[11:00] ---**
This is the highest-ranked A5 Kobe
beef specially ordered for today.
**[11:06] ---**
Good, it's nicely marbled.
**[11:09] ---**
Gulp.
**[11:10] ---**
Looks amazing.
**[11:13] ---**
Hmm, maybe I should've just listened
and gone with Kaneamari…
**[11:18] ---**
Then you should go, Kan.
**[11:20] ---**
Akubi and I
can fend for ourselves.
**[11:23] ---**
Nope!
**[11:24] ---**
I'm staying here.
**[11:26] ---**
And I swear,
**[11:28] ---**
I refuse to be outdone by
his fancy food and chefs!
**[11:32] ---**
Well, yeah. Same here.
**[11:34] ---**
You guys, I borrowed work gloves!
**[11:38] ---**
First things first,
we gotta get this fire started.
**[11:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:41] ---**
In the meantime…
**[11:43] ---**
Young master, this is the brick
pizza oven ordered from Italy.
**[11:47] ---**
Wow.
**[11:49] ---**
Wonderful! Nothing beats
a brick oven pizza!
**[11:52] ---**
- Pizza, pizza, pizza!
- Poot!
**[11:55] ---**
What? Pizza?
**[11:56] ---**
I wanna eat pizza too!
I want some!
**[11:59] ---**
Oh, Akubi.
**[12:00] ---**
Crap…
Pizza is Akubi's favorite.
**[12:04] ---**
Then we'll make pizza too.
**[12:06] ---**
That's impossible…
**[12:07] ---**
We don't even have an oven…
**[12:10] ---**
No way… Akubi…
**[12:12] ---**
We can't compete with glamping…
**[12:18] ---**
Don't give up!
**[12:22] ---**
Counselor Kumayama!
**[12:24] ---**
If you don't have it,
make it.
**[12:26] ---**
Use this!
**[12:26] ---**
ALUMINUM FOIL
**[12:28] ---**
A cardboard box and…
**[12:29] ---**
Aluminum foil?
**[12:31] ---**
What will they make?
**[12:33] ---**
Cover the entire inside of the
cardboard box with aluminum foil.
**[12:38] ---**
No, not like that.
**[12:39] ---**
See this here?
**[12:41] ---**
If there are any gaps, it'll burn.
**[12:43] ---**
Okay.
**[12:46] ---**
Okay, looks good.
**[12:49] ---**
*What the hell are those two doing?*
**[12:51] ---**
Look, Kan guys are making something
out of a cardboard box.
**[12:55] ---**
How cute, it's arts and crafts time.
**[12:58] ---**
Wonder what they're making.
**[13:00] ---**
Maybe a train?
**[13:02] ---**
Sounds about right.
**[13:03] ---**
Once you build the box, put a rack inside
**[13:07] ---**
and place a metal box
on the bottom with coals.
**[13:11] ---**
And there you have it!
**[13:13] ---**
Awesome.
**[13:14] ---**
It really looks like an oven.
**[13:16] ---**
See, all you need
is a little ingenuity.
**[13:18] ---**
That's the fun of the great outdoors!
**[13:21] ---**
Roar!
**[13:23] ---**
You're the best, Counselor!
**[13:26] ---**
I've already made the pizza dough.
**[13:28] ---**
While the cardboard oven
is heating up,
**[13:30] ---**
start putting on your toppings.
**[13:37] ---**
Not much to do here…
**[13:39] ---**
Yeah, all we're doing is
watching him cook.
**[13:42] ---**
Open kitchen restaurants where you watch
the chef cook are all the craze now.
**[13:49] ---**
*You're a kid.
What do you know?*
**[13:51] ---**
I guess that's true,
**[13:52] ---**
but I watch my mom cook all the time…
**[13:56] ---**
Yeah, me too.
**[13:57] ---**
Being bored just
makes me hungrier.
**[14:01] ---**
Me too.
When is the pizza gonna be ready?
**[14:09] ---**
All right, fine.
**[14:10] ---**
Why don't we all go watch
a movie over there?
**[14:13] ---**
A movie, huh?
**[14:14] ---**
Poot poot…
**[14:16] ---**
What's wrong little guy?
**[14:18] ---**
Poot poot…
**[14:21] ---**
I wonder what Kan and everyone
are up to now?
**[14:24] ---**
I don't know, but they sure look
like they're having fun.
**[14:27] ---**
I'll go check.
**[14:28] ---**
Me too.
**[14:29] ---**
Me too!
**[14:30] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[14:34] ---**
Well, I'm sure you guys will
all be back in no time.
**[14:38] ---**
Like this?
**[14:40] ---**
Wow, I wanna try too.
**[14:42] ---**
I do too!
**[14:43] ---**
- Me too!
- Me too!
**[14:44] ---**
Me too!
**[14:45] ---**
Throw on anything you want.
**[14:48] ---**
Anything? Like sausage?
**[14:50] ---**
Sure!
**[14:51] ---**
How about hamburger?
**[14:53] ---**
Of course!
**[14:54] ---**
All right!
**[14:57] ---**
- Let's make one right away!
- Poot!
**[15:00] ---**
Humph! Homemade pizza?
How ridiculous!
**[15:03] ---**
All done!
**[15:05] ---**
Okay, let's take a look.
**[15:10] ---**
Wow! Looks amazing!
**[15:15] ---**
It's perfect.
**[15:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:17] ---**
I can smell that pizza now!
**[15:20] ---**
Okay, next,
we'll grill some hot dogs.
**[15:23] ---**
Hot dogs?
**[15:24] ---**
This will do just the trick.
**[15:28] ---**
A milk carton?
**[15:30] ---**
What do you mean?
**[15:31] ---**
Not another drop!
**[15:34] ---**
Load it up with
all your favorite toppings
**[15:37] ---**
and wrap it in aluminum foil.
**[15:39] ---**
Okay!
**[15:40] ---**
Once you wrap it, put it inside the milk carton
and light it.
**[15:44] ---**
Wow, it just lit up.
**[15:46] ---**
The bottom has a waxy coating.
**[15:51] ---**
It's surprisingly flammable.
**[15:55] ---**
By the time it burns away,
**[15:57] ---**
the inside should be
perfectly cooked.
**[16:00] ---**
Wow.
**[16:01] ---**
Always be careful
around fire, okay?
**[16:03] ---**
I wanna try too.
**[16:05] ---**
- I'm uninvited,
- Let's make
**[16:06] ---**
- but I can't pass this up, ta-dah!
- a ton more of them.
**[16:07] ---**
- Everyone's having
- Okay then,
**[16:08] ---**
- a grand old time.
- we'll cook some other dishes.
**[16:13] ---**
Let's eat!
**[16:16] ---**
So good!
**[16:19] ---**
It's all deliciously delectable.
**[16:22] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[16:23] ---**
The great outdoors is the best!
**[16:25] ---**
The dessert pizza is yummy too.
**[16:27] ---**
I made you
a special hamburger pizza, Akubi.
**[16:31] ---**
Please have some.
**[16:32] ---**
Wow, thank you, Mario!
**[16:36] ---**
Now open wide!
**[16:38] ---**
Poot!
**[16:40] ---**
*It's surprisingly good.*
**[16:53] ---**
Humph! How good could
kiddy cuisine really be?
**[16:57] ---**
My hamburger pizza showcases
the highest quality wagyu beef
**[17:02] ---**
and the perfect blend of
four elegant cheeses
**[17:04] ---**
for the ultimate in luxury pizza…
**[17:07] ---**
Oh?
**[17:09] ---**
The hamburger pizza is divine.
**[17:13] ---**
It must be lonely by yourself.
Let me join you.
**[17:17] ---**
Luscious, incredible!
**[17:22] ---**
- Thank you for the food.
- Poot!
**[17:24] ---**
It was so good.
**[17:26] ---**
Seriously the best.
**[17:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:30] ---**
They say when you make it yourself,
it tastes even better.
**[17:33] ---**
Right. When I get home,
I'll make pizza for my mom and dad!
**[17:38] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[17:40] ---**
Okay then I'll give you
the milk carton I'm finished with.
**[17:42] ---**
No thank you!
**[17:46] ---**
*I've never seen him smile like this.*
**[17:50] ---**
Okay then, next up is dessert.
**[17:52] ---**
Dessert?
**[17:53] ---**
Where? Where?
**[17:55] ---**
Where is it?
**[17:56] ---**
There isn't any.
**[17:57] ---**
Huh?
**[17:58] ---**
We don't have any and
that's why we're making it!
**[18:00] ---**
TEA
**[18:01] ---**
Roar!
**[18:03] ---**
First, in a small can with a lid,
**[18:05] ---**
add equal parts milk
and heavy cream.
**[18:06] ---**
HEAVY CREAM
TEA
**[18:08] ---**
VANILLA EXTRACT
TEA
**[18:09] ---**
Add a few tablespoons of sugar
and a drop of vanilla.
**[18:14] ---**
Put the lid on tight.
**[18:16] ---**
TEA
**[18:16] ---**
Then place in a bigger can.
**[18:19] ---**
Fill it up with ice and
add a lot of salt.
**[18:21] ---**
SALT
**[18:22] ---**
Salt?
**[18:23] ---**
That's the most important part.
**[18:25] ---**
Put the lid on
and seal it up with duct tape.
**[18:29] ---**
Wrap it in a towel and
secure it with duct tape and…
**[18:35] ---**
Okay guys,
go play soccer with this.
**[18:38] ---**
What?
**[18:39] ---**
And then soccer.
**[18:41] ---**
Ready?
**[18:43] ---**
There!
**[18:44] ---**
I wonder what
we're making with this.
**[18:47] ---**
Go for it, guys!
**[18:50] ---**
I can't wait!
There you go.
**[18:55] ---**
Ready, Akubi?
**[18:56] ---**
Okay.
**[18:58] ---**
There!
**[19:00] ---**
I'm gonna kick it
a little harder this time, Kan!
**[19:03] ---**
*Could this be any duller…*
**[19:07] ---**
Ready…
**[19:15] ---**
There!
**[19:17] ---**
- Whoa!
- Oops.
**[19:21] ---**
For dessert, we have a specially
made fruit parfait, huh?
**[19:23] ---**
Glamping is terrific.
**[19:35] ---**
It should be good now, huh?
**[19:37] ---**
Yeah…
**[19:39] ---**
MILK
**[19:39] ---**
It's ready.
**[19:41] ---**
We kicked the heck out of it.
**[19:43] ---**
Good job.
**[19:46] ---**
What kind of a dessert is this?
**[19:48] ---**
Look.
**[19:50] ---**
Ice cream?
**[19:52] ---**
Wow, that's cool.
**[19:53] ---**
Huh, how did that happen?
**[19:56] ---**
Sprinkling salt onto ice
lowers the freezing point.
**[19:59] ---**
Science stuff later, eat now.
**[20:03] ---**
You're not going, Kaneamari?
**[20:06] ---**
I'm fine…
**[20:08] ---**
Don't say that.
**[20:09] ---**
Hey, everybody!
**[20:11] ---**
Please give Kaneamari here
some ice cream too.
**[20:16] ---**
What? Wait…!
**[20:18] ---**
Oh, Kaneamari!
There's some here for you too!
**[20:22] ---**
Hurry!
**[20:25] ---**
Fine, if you insist…
**[20:29] ---**
Wait… I thought
I heard King Genie…
**[20:34] ---**
Oh well.
**[20:38] ---**
Now this is what friendship and
connecting with nature is all about!
**[20:43] ---**
Roar!
**[20:47] ---**
Everyone must already be asleep.
**[20:49] ---**
Probably.
**[20:51] ---**
Trains and railroads are great and
all, but this is really great too.
**[20:56] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:58] ---**
Akubi totally dragged me here,
but I'm glad I came along.
**[21:04] ---**
Yeah, me too.
**[21:06] ---**
I think I really managed
to make a good impression on Akubi.
**[21:10] ---**
You know, that's great.
**[21:12] ---**
Well, I'm gonna hit the hay.
I'm zonked.
**[21:16] ---**
Whatcha guys talking about?
**[21:18] ---**
Oh, Akubi.
**[21:29] ---**
Akubi…really did go back
into the bottle…
**[21:33] ---**
Oh yeah… Just like I told you, right?
**[21:36] ---**
Hey, Kan!
**[21:39] ---**
What just, what just happened?
**[21:41] ---**
Oh…um…you guys…
Did you by chance…see…
**[21:46] ---**
Guess you did kinda see.
**[21:49] ---**
*Oh jeepers weepers!*
**[22:05] ---**
*See that yawn with mouth open wide*
**[22:09] ---**
*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:13] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness links*
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we’re far, far apart*
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let’s jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it’s all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:43] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray, may our dreams come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time)*
**[22:56] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it’s all right,*
**[22:59] ---**
*for tomorrow there will be sun*
**[23:00] ---**
*Together we will be as one*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray, someone sends someone
strength by cheer*
**[23:11] ---**
*all around the world*
**[23:14] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
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Phew, I finally made it.
**[23:28] ---**
Kantaro, I'm home!
**[23:30] ---**
Welcome home!
**[23:31] ---**
Hey Kan, who is this?
**[23:33] ---**
My grandpa.
**[23:35] ---**
Oh, King Genie, Akubi,
how are you two?
**[23:38] ---**
You haven't changed a bit.
**[23:41] ---**
Ka-Ka-Kan's gra-grandpa?
**[23:44] ---**
That means, you-you-you're…
Ka-Ka-Ka…
**[23:47] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020:
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The Original Kan Is Back!
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Don't miss it!
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# E14 - The Original Kan Is Back!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRWMGEGK6/the-original-kan-is-back)
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Fifty years ago!
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And today!
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Let's look backwards and forwards.
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Today we're all about post-nuptials.
**[00:12] ---**
Post-nuptials?
**[00:14] ---**
Yes, he means honeymoons.
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In the 60s the most popular
destination was…
**[00:20] ---**
Miyazaki.
**[00:21] ---**
Why was that?
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Once a couple from the
imperial family made it their honeymoon spot,
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it became the hotspot
for royal-inspired weddings.
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Back then, they had the Kotobuki,
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a special train for honeymooners,
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which ran only on
the luckiest days of the year.
**[00:36] ---**
Puhleeze, I can think of a million things I'd rather do than be on that sentimental trainwreck.
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Atami was another popular
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honeymoon spot,
and it was closer to Tokyo.
**[00:45] ---**
That's right.
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But nowadays, most people go
somewhere abroad for their honeymoon.
**[00:51] ---**
Today, honeymoons come in all flavors,
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I even heard Atami is making a comeback for romantic newlyweds.
**[00:58] ---**
I guess history does
repeat itself.
**[01:01] ---**
In just fifty years…
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Amazing!
**[01:17] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:25] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:32] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:43] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:52] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:56] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:02] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:06] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Achoo!*
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*(He's a) Genie-us!*
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*(He's a) Genie-us!*
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THE ORIGINAL KAN IS BACK!
**[02:40] ---**
It's good to be back.
**[02:42] ---**
This is gonna be fun!
**[02:45] ---**
Okay everyone,
summer vacation starts tomorrow!
**[02:45] ---**
MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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Get out there, and take advantage,
**[02:51] ---**
I look forward to seeing all your bright and shining faces for romantic newlyweds.
**[02:55] ---**
All right!
**[02:57] ---**
It's goodbye classes
at least for a little while.
**[03:00] ---**
I am not setting foot out of our air-conditioned house!
**[03:04] ---**
Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna ask Akubi
if she wants to hang out.
**[03:09] ---**
Huh? Akubi?
**[03:11] ---**
Yotayama!
**[03:15] ---**
We're not done talking about Akubi!
**[03:23] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[03:32] ---**
She transformed into an adult!
**[03:33] ---**
A-Akemi…
**[03:35] ---**
No, I mean…Akubi!
**[03:38] ---**
So what we saw at camp…
**[03:40] ---**
…was real.
**[03:41] ---**
Cool.
**[03:43] ---**
Akubi usually stays
inside this bottle…
**[03:47] ---**
She lives in the genie world
inside this bottle…
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And someday, she will take over for her dad and become the queen!
**[03:55] ---**
That's why she's in our world,
to complete her training.
**[03:58] ---**
Isn't that right, Akubi?
**[04:00] ---**
Yes, you got it.
**[04:02] ---**
When it comes to Akubi,
I know everything…
**[04:05] ---**
*Smug bastard…*
**[04:07] ---**
*He still doesn't have a clue
about the most important thing about her.*
**[04:11] ---**
A queen?
That's amazing, Akubi.
**[04:14] ---**
Oh no, it's really not...
**[04:17] ---**
When Akubi becomes queen…
**[04:20] ---**
I'm going to be adopted into the genie world as her loyal husband… and…and…
**[04:27] ---**
Hey, that was you!
**[04:28] ---**
What? No, I swear it wasn't.
**[04:35] ---**
*Here we go again!*
**[04:37] ---**
Oh, look who it is!
**[04:39] ---**
Poot…
**[04:40] ---**
Passing gas can either
release him from the bottle
**[04:43] ---**
or send him back in.
**[04:44] ---**
But it wasn't me!
**[04:46] ---**
It's okay, Mario.
**[04:47] ---**
Thanks to you,
he's here with us now.
**[04:52] ---**
Thank you, Mario.
**[04:53] ---**
She actually complimented me!
**[04:58] ---**
Oh, he!
**[05:00] ---**
Oh, I see…
**[05:01] ---**
Now I know who was behind all those
silent-but-deadly farts at school...
**[05:06] ---**
It was you, Mario!
**[05:10] ---**
Do you have any idea how many
people pointed their fingers at me?
**[05:14] ---**
No, wait…I just…
**[05:16] ---**
I see, so it was you, Mario.
**[05:19] ---**
Breaking wind is a marvel of the body.
**[05:22] ---**
Holy moley, another compliment!
**[05:27] ---**
Poot!
**[05:30] ---**
So anyway, I need you all to swear
to secrecy about Akubi guys, okay?
**[05:35] ---**
That is a secret.
**[05:37] ---**
Oh yeah? So summer vacation
starts tomorrow, huh?
**[05:40] ---**
Yup.
**[05:41] ---**
It'll be the perfect time
to challenge ourselves!
**[05:46] ---**
Challenge ourselves, huh?
**[05:48] ---**
Then I challenge myself to see how long I can go without leaving the house.
**[05:52] ---**
What? No, not like that.
**[05:54] ---**
We have the perfect plan
for summer break, don't we?
**[05:59] ---**
Yeah. It's been a while since
we've gone somewhere with Dad.
**[06:02] ---**
Grandpa's coming home?
**[06:05] ---**
Grandpa?
**[06:07] ---**
You mean, that Kan?
**[06:09] ---**
Yup.
**[06:12] ---**
I get to see the Kan
I knew from fifty years ago?
**[06:16] ---**
We get to reunite with the Kan?
**[06:18] ---**
Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
**[06:21] ---**
Ororon!
**[06:23] ---**
Hey, no one called for you!
**[06:25] ---**
And then after that.
**[06:26] ---**
Where are you planning to go
when Grandpa Kan comes back?
**[06:30] ---**
Dad wanted to go to this place that
he's been dreaming of.
**[06:34] ---**
A place he's been dreaming of?
**[06:36] ---**
Akubi, Prince Farty, King Genie…
**[06:38] ---**
I made a reservation for all of us.
**[06:41] ---**
Yes!
**[06:43] ---**
Dad'll be so surprised.
**[06:45] ---**
Why would you keep it a surprise?
**[06:47] ---**
It's an outing.
**[06:54] ---**
Here?
**[06:55] ---**
Yeah, it's the Eagle Inn.
**[06:58] ---**
I know this place.
**[07:00] ---**
I used to see the commercial
on TV all the time.
**[07:07] ---**
The windows are huge.
**[07:08] ---**
It's exactly how it was
on the commercial.
**[07:12] ---**
Oh how glorious.
**[07:13] ---**
Poot…
**[07:14] ---**
*Hey, not bad.*
**[07:17] ---**
BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
**[07:17] ---**
Hey, there's Mr. and Mrs. Eagle.
**[07:20] ---**
Hi, I'm an eagle not a beagle.
**[07:21] ---**
Anything goes at the Eagle Inn!
**[07:24] ---**
Let's go take a picture
with them, Father!
**[07:27] ---**
What a wonderful idea.
**[07:28] ---**
Poo poo poot!
**[07:30] ---**
Come on, Kan, you too!
**[07:31] ---**
Hey, we're done checking in!
**[07:35] ---**
I don't know how
much more of this I can take.
**[07:38] ---**
Wow, this is amazing.
**[07:40] ---**
What a huge room.
**[07:42] ---**
There's even a massage chair.
**[07:44] ---**
I went all out and got us
a deluxe ocean view.
**[07:48] ---**
All right! There's Wi-Fi.
**[07:50] ---**
Look how cute!
**[07:53] ---**
We're matching.
**[07:55] ---**
Maybe you and I can form
an idol group again.
**[07:59] ---**
The legendary idol group is back!
**[08:01] ---**
Anything but that!
**[08:03] ---**
I think I'll go take
a soak in the onsen.
**[08:06] ---**
I'm going to the pool!
**[08:07] ---**
There's a giant slide too.
**[08:10] ---**
Then there's the the aquarium onsen and golden bathtub.
**[08:15] ---**
Poot!
**[08:16] ---**
*A golden bathtub?
I can go for that too.*
**[08:20] ---**
I could go for a little dancing.
**[08:24] ---**
I hear there's a ballroom dancing class with a really cute instructor.
**[08:29] ---**
Please, go have the time of your lives.
**[08:31] ---**
I'm just gonna watch
some videos online.
**[08:34] ---**
*Not on my watch.*
**[08:44] ---**
Little brat.
Undo your magic, dammit.
**[08:46] ---**
Kan! Be nice to him!
**[08:50] ---**
He's just a baby…
**[08:52] ---**
No, he's not!
**[08:53] ---**
Little shit is older than me…
**[08:58] ---**
*See what happens when
you don't mind your own business?*
**[09:01] ---**
Gama.
**[09:02] ---**
I think I'll look around the hotel.
**[09:07] ---**
What? You brought Magic Carpet?
**[09:10] ---**
Got a problem with that?
**[09:12] ---**
Come on, Kan.
Hurry, let's go.
**[09:14] ---**
Ready? Here we go!
**[09:20] ---**
Have fun!
**[09:22] ---**
No, this isn't cool.
What if someone sees us?
**[09:25] ---**
Well, too late now.
**[09:27] ---**
It's flying.
**[09:29] ---**
That is some magic.
**[09:30] ---**
It will be fine.
After all, we're at a hotel…
**[09:32] ---**
BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
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…where anything goes!
**[09:36] ---**
It's the Eagle Inn!
**[09:37] ---**
That's no excuse!
**[09:52] ---**
Hey, Father,
it says the pool's that way.
**[09:56] ---**
Okay then, Magic Carpet,
take us to the pool.
**[09:59] ---**
Roger.
**[10:03] ---**
Hey? Was that Grandpa?
**[10:07] ---**
Where? Where? Where?
**[10:08] ---**
Hey, cut that out!
**[10:14] ---**
Oww…
**[10:17] ---**
Hey, careful!
**[10:19] ---**
It's because you pushed me, Father!
**[10:21] ---**
Well, Kan came from behind!
**[10:23] ---**
That's because you suddenly…
**[10:27] ---**
Wait…can this be…?
**[10:29] ---**
Grandpa!
**[10:31] ---**
What?!
**[10:32] ---**
Don't tell me…
**[10:34] ---**
This is…
**[10:36] ---**
Is it you, King Genie… And Akubi…?
**[10:42] ---**
Better believe it.
It's me all right!
**[10:46] ---**
It's me, Kan!!
**[10:51] ---**
King Genie, Akubi!
**[10:53] ---**
Kan!
**[10:59] ---**
*So that's Kantaro's grandfather?*
**[11:02] ---**
My heart is warm!
**[11:04] ---**
You must be tired from
your long trip, Grandpa.
**[11:06] ---**
You got here earlier
than we thought.
**[11:08] ---**
Nah, it was lickety-split.
**[11:10] ---**
How amazing that you found the courage to travel here all by yourself from overseas.
**[11:15] ---**
I know! It's hard to believe!
**[11:18] ---**
And you've grown up!
**[11:20] ---**
Grown up? More like grown old.
**[11:23] ---**
Let's see…
Back then, you were in…
**[11:26] ---**
The second grade.
I was eight years old.
**[11:28] ---**
So that means now…
**[11:30] ---**
It's been fifty years so…
fifty years…add eight and…umm…
**[11:38] ---**
Itchy, itchy… So itchy…
**[11:41] ---**
I see he's still not good
with numbers, huh?
**[11:44] ---**
Right?
**[11:45] ---**
You haven't changed at all either.
**[11:48] ---**
But there is one thing
that's changed.
**[11:50] ---**
Right here.
Meet my little bro, Prince Farty.
**[11:53] ---**
Poot.
**[11:53] ---**
Interesting name, nice to meet ya.
**[11:56] ---**
Oh the tears.
**[12:03] ---**
This is the Eagle Inn's
decadent buffet
**[12:05] ---**
I've been dreaming about!
**[12:08] ---**
All-you-can-eat hamburger?
Somebody pinch me now!
**[12:12] ---**
And all-you-can-eat pizza too!
It's incredible!
**[12:15] ---**
Japanese, Western and Chinese food.
They have it all.
**[12:17] ---**
What? The magician isn't here?
**[12:20] ---**
What do we do now?
**[12:22] ---**
This is a disaster.
**[12:23] ---**
The Eagle Inn's magic show is famous.
**[12:26] ---**
Did you catch that, Kantaro?
**[12:29] ---**
Yeah, must really suck.
**[12:32] ---**
It's our time to shine.
**[12:33] ---**
What?
**[12:34] ---**
Grandpa!
**[12:36] ---**
What's going on?
**[12:37] ---**
Don't worry, we heard everything.
**[12:40] ---**
If you want magic,
then we will be your magicians.
**[12:43] ---**
What?
**[12:44] ---**
What?
**[12:46] ---**
No matter the challenge
you can always try.
**[12:48] ---**
That's my personal motto for ya!
**[12:50] ---**
Magic show!
**[12:56] ---**
Thanks for waiting, everyone!
**[12:58] ---**
Welcome to the Eagle Inn's
world-famous magic show!
**[13:03] ---**
First, the magic of metamorphosis!
**[13:06] ---**
I'm magical Akubi!
**[13:08] ---**
Akubi!
**[13:09] ---**
Go get'em!
**[13:11] ---**
Here we have
a perfectly ordinary fifth grader.
**[13:15] ---**
Behold, metamorphosis!
**[13:16] ---**
Hey, perfectly ordinary?
**[13:18] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[13:26] ---**
How about a round of applause?
**[13:30] ---**
Way to go, Akubi!
**[13:32] ---**
Looking good, Kantaro!
**[13:35] ---**
Now, feast your eyes on this!
**[13:37] ---**
Hi, I'm King Genie!
**[13:40] ---**
Poot!
**[13:41] ---**
Look at that sweet thing!
**[13:43] ---**
So cute!
**[13:46] ---**
Poot poot!
**[13:48] ---**
Cutie!!
**[13:50] ---**
*Suckers…*
**[13:53] ---**
And now for today's guests…
Abracadabra.
**[14:03] ---**
Next up…
**[14:05] ---**
We present the whiz kid of magicians!
**[14:08] ---**
Poot!
**[14:10] ---**
*Get a load of this.*
**[14:12] ---**
Mumbo Jumbo.
**[14:16] ---**
Hocus Pocus.
**[14:25] ---**
Yikes, an eagle?
Isn't it usually a pigeon?
**[14:29] ---**
I mean…I have nothing
against eagles, but…
**[14:47] ---**
Wow, that was amazing!
**[14:48] ---**
Nice!!
**[14:50] ---**
Voilá!
**[14:51] ---**
So once again…
**[14:53] ---**
Back together after fifty years…
**[14:55] ---**
Cheers!
**[15:01] ---**
Gracious me, that was a hoot.
**[15:05] ---**
The Eagle Inn comped my room
as a thank you.
**[15:09] ---**
See, trying sure pays off.
**[15:12] ---**
You sure have changed, Kan.
**[15:17] ---**
You think so?
**[15:20] ---**
Hey, King Genie. How about a game
of ping pong after this?
**[15:23] ---**
That sounds stupendous.
**[15:25] ---**
But magic is a no go, okay?
**[15:27] ---**
Your wish is my command.
**[15:31] ---**
They haven't seen each other
in fifty years.
**[15:32] ---**
They must have so much
to catch up on.
**[15:34] ---**
Let's let them chat, shall we?
**[15:37] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:38] ---**
O-Okay…
**[15:46] ---**
There you are, Kan!
**[15:48] ---**
Oh, hey.
**[15:50] ---**
Wow, it's so pretty!
**[15:52] ---**
Look, Kan.
It's a full moon.
**[15:54] ---**
Y-Yeah…
**[15:58] ---**
Hey, Akubi.
**[16:00] ---**
Hm?
**[16:01] ---**
What was Grandpa
like fifty years ago?
**[16:06] ---**
Let's see…
**[16:08] ---**
Grandpa Kan was a real lazybones.
**[16:13] ---**
He hardly ever did his homework
and he barely ever studied.
**[16:17] ---**
He was teased a lot at school,
**[16:20] ---**
even his dog, Bull-kou, mocked him by chasing him around.
**[16:25] ---**
That's why he'd always carry around
pepper and twisted tissue paper
**[16:28] ---**
so he could summon Father
at any time.
**[16:32] ---**
That's terrible.
**[16:35] ---**
But he had the sweetest heart.
**[16:39] ---**
Huh?
**[16:40] ---**
That's where he and you are alike.
**[16:43] ---**
Huh?
**[16:44] ---**
Just kidding!
**[16:46] ---**
I think I'll go join your mom again down at the onsen.
**[16:58] ---**
Good morning, everyone!
**[17:00] ---**
He sure is chipper.
**[17:02] ---**
I'm sleepy…
**[17:04] ---**
So tired.
**[17:06] ---**
Time for some morning exercises
to keep us fit as a fiddle!
**[17:09] ---**
Go, Kantaro.
**[17:11] ---**
Mom and Dad
are gonna sleep some more.
**[17:15] ---**
One, two, three, four…
**[17:18] ---**
One, two, three, four…
**[17:20] ---**
Okay next, arm circles!
**[17:24] ---**
One, two. One, two.
**[17:27] ---**
– Who would've thought that
– One, two. One, two.
**[17:30] ---**
– Kan would get up early to exercise?
– One, two. One, two.
**[17:32] ---**
– I know, he always overslept!
– One, two. One, two.
**[17:34] ---**
EAGLE INN SUPER POOL
**[17:37] ---**
Go, go!
**[17:39] ---**
No, no, no, no!
**[17:44] ---**
Take a load off.
**[17:45] ---**
The water moves on its own!
**[17:48] ---**
This is fabulous.
**[17:51] ---**
Well, yeah, that's how a lazy river works.
**[17:53] ---**
Hey, where's Grandpa?
**[17:55] ---**
He's swimming against the current!
**[17:59] ---**
Don't try this at home.
**[18:00] ---**
FISHING HOLE
**[18:01] ---**
Caught one!
**[18:02] ---**
Amazing!
**[18:03] ---**
WHACK-A-MOLE
**[18:03] ---**
And then… And then…
And then… And then…
**[18:06] ---**
You did it!
**[18:07] ---**
All right!
**[18:09] ---**
Wow!
**[18:14] ---**
Let's go!
**[18:18] ---**
The Eagle Inn's the best.
**[18:25] ---**
*The Eagle Inn's the best.*
**[18:27] ---**
Eagle Inn's the best.
**[18:29] ---**
I'm worn out.
**[18:31] ---**
I'm exhausted.
**[18:33] ---**
Hey, Kantaro. You're too young to be tired.
**[18:38] ---**
Yeah, but!
**[18:39] ---**
You're as energetic as ever,
Grandpa Kan.
**[18:43] ---**
Poot…
**[18:45] ---**
*This little boy's knackered.*
**[18:47] ---**
*But I still haven't soaked in that one bath I've been looking forward to…*
**[18:53] ---**
So this is the aquarium hot springs that I've dreamt about
since I was a kid.
**[18:59] ---**
My dream finally came true.
**[19:04] ---**
I'm glad, Grandpa.
**[19:06] ---**
Thanks.
**[19:09] ---**
Sure feels great.
**[19:11] ---**
There's nothing like a hot spring
to refresh your body.
**[19:13] ---**
Right, Kantaro?
**[19:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:19] ---**
Hey, Grandpa?
**[19:21] ---**
Yes?
**[19:22] ---**
How do you always have so much energy?
**[19:24] ---**
Huh?
**[19:25] ---**
Akubi told me you were a slacker
in elementary school.
**[19:32] ---**
Akubi said that?
**[19:34] ---**
Don't tell Akubi, okay?
**[19:37] ---**
King Genie really changed me.
**[19:41] ---**
Really?
**[19:43] ---**
Fifty years ago,
when King Genie and Akubi came into my life,
**[19:46] ---**
they always stuck by me
like family.
**[19:50] ---**
I thought they'd be around forever…
**[19:53] ---**
Then it was time to say goodbye.
**[19:57] ---**
When King Genie and Akubi left, I finally realized…
**[20:01] ---**
My entire life
I had relied on others.
**[20:04] ---**
PASS
**[20:05] ---**
That's when I decided
I would never again run from a challenge.
**[20:09] ---**
It was a mindset
I carried with me into adulthood.
**[20:13] ---**
Before I hit retirement, I quit my job and moved abroad.
**[20:16] ---**
It was a challenge to myself.
**[20:19] ---**
But I do have one regret.
**[20:24] ---**
You do?
**[20:26] ---**
There was a girl
Grandpa really liked.
**[20:29] ---**
Huh?
**[20:30] ---**
But I never did tell her how I felt.
**[20:36] ---**
If only I had had the courage.
**[20:39] ---**
Who knows what might have happened?
**[20:41] ---**
I had no idea.
**[20:43] ---**
You're still young, Kantaro.
The sky's the limit!
**[20:46] ---**
It's better to regret what you
have done than what you haven't.
**[20:50] ---**
Regret what you have done
not what you haven't?
**[20:55] ---**
You gotta take a chance in life!
**[21:02] ---**
I've been dreaming about this for fifty years!
**[21:05] ---**
The golden bathtub!
How it sparkles!
**[21:10] ---**
*Eagle Inn,
you kick ass!*
**[21:13] ---**
The perfect bathtub
for a prince!
**[21:17] ---**
And then after that.
**[21:34] ---**
Grandpa Kan's gone.
**[21:37] ---**
Yeah, but it was so nice seeing him again,
he was so full of joy.
**[21:40] ---**
*A little overfilled, if you ask me.*
**[21:42] ---**
Regret what you have done
not what you haven't…huh?
**[21:48] ---**
Did you say something, Kan?
**[21:50] ---**
No, nothing.
**[22:05] ---**
*See that yawn with mouth
opened wide*
**[22:09] ---**
*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:14] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness links*
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we're far, far apart*
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let's jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:43] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
may our dreams come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time!)*
**[22:56] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:59] ---**
*For tomorrow there will be sun*
**[23:00] ---**
*together we will be as one*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
someone sends someone*
**[23:09] ---**
*strength by a cheer*
**[23:11] ---**
*all around the world*
**[23:13] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:27] ---**
Wow, feels great.
**[23:30] ---**
This is heaven!
**[23:34] ---**
There's nothing better than
a Japanese hot spring!
**[23:43] ---**
Next on Genie Family 2020…
**[23:44] ---**
IT JUMPED OUT OF AN ANIME!?
**[23:47] ---**
It Jumped Out of an Anime!?
**[23:50] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:51] ---**
# E15 - It Jumped Out of an Anime!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G671V5VN6/it-jumped-out-of-an-anime)
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**[00:18] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[00:26] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[00:33] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[00:44] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[00:53] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[00:57] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:03] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:07] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:11] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[01:20] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[01:23] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[01:37] ---**
Time to begin, time to begin…
**[01:43] ---**
Kan! Time to find your dream
and another internship!
**[01:43] ---**
IT JUMPED OUT OF AN ANIME!?
**[01:47] ---**
What? But today I was finally
supposed to get some rest.
**[01:51] ---**
Come on, up and at 'em!
**[01:52] ---**
All right, all right.
**[01:57] ---**
Huh?
**[01:58] ---**
What?!
**[02:01] ---**
The hallway's…gone.
**[02:06] ---**
Everything's completely blank!
**[02:08] ---**
What the?
**[02:16] ---**
You didn't call me,
but ta-da!
**[02:18] ---**
Wait, this is no time for that!
**[02:21] ---**
This is an emergency situation!
**[02:23] ---**
Calm down, Father!
**[02:25] ---**
What do you mean,
an emergency situation?!
**[02:26] ---**
I mean the situation
is an emergency, of course!
**[02:31] ---**
- Whaat?
- Poot!
**[02:32] ---**
Oh no!
We're turning blank now too!
**[02:35] ---**
What the heck's going on?
**[02:37] ---**
Have no fear, I am here to save the day!
**[02:40] ---**
Abracadabra.
**[02:51] ---**
Owww… Where are we?
**[02:55] ---**
Hey! Look!
**[02:58] ---**
Isn't that us?
**[03:00] ---**
Y-You're right…
**[03:02] ---**
Wait, don't tell me…
**[03:04] ---**
This is…
**[03:07] ---**
The animation studio where
Genie Family 2020 is created!
**[03:12] ---**
Huh?
**[03:14] ---**
- Whaat?
- Poot!
**[03:17] ---**
Wow, this is amazing!
**[03:18] ---**
We're in the actual animation studio
where we're created!
**[03:23] ---**
Oh, Bull-ko!
**[03:24] ---**
What are you getting
all excited about?
**[03:26] ---**
How could this happen?
**[03:28] ---**
But this is the only way to
get this emergency situation under control.
**[03:32] ---**
Could you just tell me
what the emergency situation is?
**[03:35] ---**
Oh? Someone's there.
**[03:42] ---**
Holy crap, I fell asleep!
**[03:44] ---**
That's Producer Arakubo
from Genie Family 2020.
**[03:49] ---**
Producer?
**[03:51] ---**
The show's in big trouble without him.
**[03:53] ---**
It all rests on his shoulders.
**[03:56] ---**
Hey, you guys are…
**[03:58] ---**
What?
**[03:59] ---**
What?
**[04:00] ---**
What?
**[04:02] ---**
What?
**[04:03] ---**
Wait.
**[04:04] ---**
What?
**[04:05] ---**
Wait.
**[04:06] ---**
What?
**[04:06] ---**
Wait.
**[04:07] ---**
What?
**[04:08] ---**
Whaatt?!
**[04:11] ---**
I can't move.
**[04:13] ---**
I don't blame him.
**[04:16] ---**
After all, the impossible
has happened.
**[04:18] ---**
But Producer Arakubo!
Please, just accept reality.
**[04:23] ---**
Says the genie to the producer.
**[04:25] ---**
You're right.
I'm glad you're all here.
**[04:27] ---**
He actually listened to him.
**[04:29] ---**
Are you here working alone,
Producer Arakubo?
**[04:32] ---**
Of course!
**[04:34] ---**
Gotta hurry
or I won't make the deadline!
**[04:37] ---**
So producers do the drawing?
**[04:40] ---**
Not usually,
but since I used to be an animator
**[04:43] ---**
and this is an emergency situation…
**[04:45] ---**
What? There's no other staff?
**[04:47] ---**
They're busy working on another
project, they had to fill a shortage.
**[04:52] ---**
Wow, really?
**[04:54] ---**
We were so close to the finish line!
**[04:56] ---**
What if you don't make it in time?
**[05:00] ---**
Then there'll be nothing
to put on air…
**[05:02] ---**
Even worse,
**[05:04] ---**
Genie Family 2020
could be cancelled!
**[05:08] ---**
GENIE FAMILY 2020 THANKS YOU
**[05:10] ---**
What?!
**[05:11] ---**
That's why this is
an emergency situation.
**[05:15] ---**
Well we have to do something!
**[05:17] ---**
Right, we can't let that happen.
**[05:20] ---**
Come on, let's do this.
**[05:21] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:23] ---**
You guys…
you guys are the best.
**[05:26] ---**
We need all the help we can get.
**[05:29] ---**
Leave that to me.
**[05:31] ---**
Abracadabra.
**[05:37] ---**
EPISODE 15
**[05:38] ---**
Shall I help?
**[05:40] ---**
Say no more.
**[05:41] ---**
Yeah, leave it to us.
**[05:43] ---**
This is great.
**[05:44] ---**
Anime production…
I've always wanted to try it.
**[05:47] ---**
All right! Let's put our
heads together and do this!
**[05:51] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:53] ---**
Thank you, everyone!!
**[05:55] ---**
What wonderful friends!
**[05:58] ---**
Ororon!
**[05:59] ---**
CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
**[06:00] ---**
So what's this?
**[06:02] ---**
This is a schedule management chart.
**[06:04] ---**
SCRIPT
STORYBOARD
**[06:04] ---**
Let me explain.
**[06:05] ---**
Creating anime is an involved process that
includes scripts, storyboards, key animation,
**[06:07] ---**
KEY ANIMATION
**[06:09] ---**
BACKGROUNDS
**[06:10] ---**
backgrounds, touch-ups
and AfterEffects.
**[06:11] ---**
TOUCH-UPS
**[06:12] ---**
TOUCH-UPS
AFTEREFFECTS
**[06:14] ---**
This schedule manages
each step of production.
**[06:14] ---**
CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
**[06:18] ---**
Oh, and then after that…
**[06:21] ---**
Hmm… This looks like
a real pain in the ass.
**[06:24] ---**
So right now I take it
you're not on schedule, right?
**[06:28] ---**
Well who would've thought
**[06:31] ---**
those bastards would
snatch up my entire team?!
**[06:34] ---**
Oh!
**[06:34] ---**
Creating a schedule that's based on
a timetable is kinda like…
**[06:34] ---**
CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
**[06:38] ---**
An operation chart that manages
a vehicle's operation plan.
**[06:43] ---**
Of course you'd say that!
**[06:44] ---**
If we work efficiently,
we just might be able to pull this off.
**[06:48] ---**
Here I did it!
**[06:50] ---**
Look, I finished.
**[06:51] ---**
What? Already?
**[06:53] ---**
Leave it to Akubi!
**[06:56] ---**
That's Akubi?
**[06:58] ---**
In anime, all you do is move it
around like this, right?
**[07:01] ---**
Yawn and I'll be there!
**[07:03] ---**
That's not how it works.
**[07:05] ---**
God help me...
**[07:07] ---**
Listen.
**[07:08] ---**
Animation works by showing a quick succession
of sequential drawings
**[07:12] ---**
that differ ever so slightly
so as to appear as moving figures.
**[07:13] ---**
Wow, it's moving!
**[07:15] ---**
Amazing.
**[07:16] ---**
Isn't it?
**[07:17] ---**
So how many more do
we need to draw?
**[07:20] ---**
Oh, right!
**[07:22] ---**
We need about two hundred more!
**[07:25] ---**
Two hundred?!
**[07:26] ---**
That'll give us
about a minute of animation.
**[07:29] ---**
For just one minute,
you need that many?
**[07:32] ---**
Well, we better get drawing.
**[07:35] ---**
Wow, this is a real storyboard!
**[07:39] ---**
A storyboard shows screen composition,
character positions and also length of time.
**[07:45] ---**
It's a visual script
that's easy to understand.
**[07:47] ---**
A storyboard is like
the animation blueprint.
**[07:51] ---**
I see… Like a blueprint, huh?
**[07:54] ---**
As long as there's a blueprint…
**[07:56] ---**
RAIL PATTERN A
AIL PATTERN C
RAIL PATTERN B
**[07:58] ---**
Then all we have to do is
put it together.
**[08:00] ---**
If we work together
we can finish this!
**[08:03] ---**
Yeahh!
**[08:04] ---**
And then after that.
**[08:07] ---**
First, you knock out Mr. Keyframe.
**[08:08] ---**
What? We can't hit someone with glasses!
That's so mean.
**[08:11] ---**
I didn't mean literally...
I meant key animation!
**[08:14] ---**
This is the drawing that
defines each motion.
**[08:16] ---**
Huh?
**[08:17] ---**
You're not following are you...
**[08:19] ---**
How do I put this?
**[08:21] ---**
Oh, come on,
we're running out of time!
**[08:23] ---**
Then how about explaining
with some pictures?
**[08:26] ---**
Oh right!
**[08:26] ---**
Great idea, Kan.
**[08:28] ---**
PRIORITY!!
KING GENIE
**[08:28] ---**
I'll use the scene where Akubi
hops off Magic Carpet.
**[08:33] ---**
AKUBI
**[08:34] ---**
She starts out with her hands
down crouching on Magic Carpet.
**[08:39] ---**
Then she stands up.
**[08:41] ---**
This is her bending her knees,
getting ready to jump.
**[08:43] ---**
Here she jumps.
**[08:45] ---**
VEST
**[08:45] ---**
Finally she bends at the knee and lands.
**[08:48] ---**
Notice the movement of her hair.
**[08:50] ---**
These are the type of drawings
that define each motion.
**[08:53] ---**
Yeah, but if they're disconnected
like that,
**[08:55] ---**
how does it become an anime?
**[08:57] ---**
Of course, later on, we fill the gaps
between key animations with in-betweens.
**[09:01] ---**
That's why we need keyframes to
act as guides to the animation.
**[09:05] ---**
All right. Here goes nothing!
**[09:07] ---**
You worry me the most.
**[09:09] ---**
And then after that.
**[09:18] ---**
*Hmm, this silence is
making me all antsy.*
**[09:21] ---**
*Playtime never hurt anybody.*
**[09:23] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo*
**[09:30] ---**
What on earth?
**[09:35] ---**
Woah, I always
wanted to try this!
**[09:38] ---**
It has that new game too!
**[09:41] ---**
What in the...
**[09:42] ---**
Poot poot.
**[09:44] ---**
Hm?
**[09:45] ---**
Poot.
**[09:52] ---**
It's gold!
**[09:55] ---**
What's going on, Kaneamari?
**[09:59] ---**
Poot!
**[10:06] ---**
Pizza delivery!
**[10:10] ---**
Ooh, looks good!
**[10:11] ---**
What's a pizza guy doing here?
**[10:13] ---**
Come on, guys, please.
**[10:17] ---**
Done! Hmm...
it does look kinda off.
**[10:21] ---**
A-Akubi!
**[10:23] ---**
So adorably spooked!
**[10:27] ---**
Please, just follow the layout.
**[10:29] ---**
Like this?
**[10:31] ---**
Poo poo poot!
**[10:32] ---**
What?
**[10:33] ---**
So dignified.
**[10:35] ---**
Hey!!
**[10:38] ---**
Oh, I see…
**[10:40] ---**
It was the little guy's magic.
**[10:42] ---**
Hey, I got some decent grub out of it.
**[10:44] ---**
And I got to play that neat game.
**[10:46] ---**
He was so adorable.
**[10:48] ---**
Yeah, I'm fired up now.
**[10:50] ---**
I mean, that's nice to hear, but...
**[10:52] ---**
I get it! Little Bro was trying to
get everyone motivated.
**[10:57] ---**
Is that right?
That's my boy!
**[11:02] ---**
*Okay, whatever floats your boat.*
**[11:05] ---**
Delusion is a powerful thing.
**[11:09] ---**
The key animations are good to go.
**[11:12] ---**
Yeah, but they all
look kinda different.
**[11:16] ---**
The key animation director
looks out for consistency.
**[11:19] ---**
You know a lot about animation.
**[11:21] ---**
But I'm worried you guys
are in over your heads.
**[11:23] ---**
The key animation director has to
be pretty skilled at drawing…
**[11:27] ---**
And there it is!
**[11:29] ---**
You're really good, Ms. Amanogawa.
**[11:33] ---**
I used to copy
my favorite manga drawings.
**[11:36] ---**
All right!
Let me give it a go!
**[11:39] ---**
I'm done!
**[11:41] ---**
Well, I take super expensive art classes.
**[11:46] ---**
It looks good, right?
**[11:48] ---**
You all stink to high heaven!
**[11:50] ---**
Start over!
**[11:51] ---**
Whaat?!
**[11:52] ---**
No, we don't have time.
You and I will have to fix them.
**[11:55] ---**
What?
**[11:56] ---**
You're our only hope, Amanogawa.
**[11:58] ---**
Please, Mihoshi.
**[12:00] ---**
CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
**[12:00] ---**
Please! Otherwise, it'll mess up
our schedule again.
**[12:03] ---**
- Please, Mihoshi.
- Please, Amanogawa.
**[12:08] ---**
And then after that.
**[12:10] ---**
I finished it!
**[12:13] ---**
The rest is up to you all!
**[12:16] ---**
Mihoshi, you really came through.
**[12:18] ---**
Now we can move on to
in-between animation.
**[12:20] ---**
In-between animation!
The real meat of the process!
**[12:23] ---**
Observe, observe.
**[12:25] ---**
This is a sequence of only key animation.
**[12:27] ---**
But with the in-between animation…
**[12:29] ---**
See how smooth it gets?
**[12:32] ---**
Pretty amazing I'd say.
**[12:36] ---**
All right, we're almost done.
**[12:39] ---**
Oh thank goodness gracious.
**[12:41] ---**
CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
**[12:42] ---**
Good, we're right on schedule too.
**[12:45] ---**
I feel like we just made up
for a train delay.
**[12:48] ---**
Oh, maybe we can change
this part a little…
**[12:52] ---**
You're like a production assistant.
**[12:55] ---**
Huh?
**[12:55] ---**
What is that? A production assistant?
**[12:58] ---**
It's the person who makes adjustments so
every department can stay right on schedule.
**[13:03] ---**
It's pretty tough work.
**[13:06] ---**
Yeah but you're one of the few who get to
guide the entire process start to finish.
**[13:10] ---**
It's really rewarding.
**[13:12] ---**
Oh, I was just guessing
about all that train stuff I said back there.
**[13:17] ---**
Yeah, but thanks to you,
everything is running smoothly.
**[13:22] ---**
You think so?
**[13:24] ---**
Definitely!
**[13:25] ---**
All right!
**[13:26] ---**
Well, we can't let
Kan be the only hotshot around!
**[13:29] ---**
Yeahh!
**[13:30] ---**
Looks like everything's gonna
be okay after all.
**[13:34] ---**
Let's see. Let's take a look at
the ones that are done.
**[13:37] ---**
What…on earth?!
**[13:40] ---**
What's wrong, Father?
**[13:41] ---**
Your little brother's face is on Kan!
**[13:45] ---**
On this too.
**[13:46] ---**
And this.
**[13:47] ---**
And this one too.
**[13:48] ---**
That little stinker's face is on everyone!
**[13:52] ---**
No way.
**[13:55] ---**
*Guess they found out.*
**[13:57] ---**
*Damn, I was gonna be a star.*
**[14:00] ---**
It was him!
**[14:01] ---**
Put everything back right now.
**[14:03] ---**
*All right, all right.*
**[14:05] ---**
Poot!
**[14:07] ---**
*Shit, it stuck.*
**[14:09] ---**
Hmm…
**[14:10] ---**
What are we going to do?
**[14:12] ---**
What?
**[14:13] ---**
If we don't act fast,
this'll be the Prince Farty Show.
**[14:17] ---**
But how can we fix them all?
We won't make it in time.
**[14:21] ---**
Yeah…
**[14:21] ---**
No!
**[14:22] ---**
We have to make it in time.
**[14:24] ---**
We have to fix every last one,
whatever it takes.
**[14:27] ---**
Gotta do something,
gotta do something,
**[14:31] ---**
- Producer Arakubo…
- Gotta do something!
**[14:33] ---**
We can't miss the air date!
**[14:41] ---**
We're able to watch anime every day
**[14:45] ---**
because of the hard work
of people like him.
**[14:47] ---**
Yeah… You're absolutely right.
**[14:53] ---**
All right!
**[14:54] ---**
CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
**[14:55] ---**
I'm going to adjust the schedule.
**[14:57] ---**
We are going to make that deadline!
**[14:59] ---**
Right! We've worked too hard
to not make it all the way.
**[15:02] ---**
That's right. You guys?
**[15:04] ---**
Yup, failure isn't an option.
**[15:06] ---**
Yeah, teamwork all the way.
**[15:09] ---**
Bring it on, I'm ready!
**[15:11] ---**
Yeah, to the bitter end!
**[15:13] ---**
All right, guys! We can do it!
**[15:18] ---**
You guys!
**[15:19] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:20] ---**
Let's do this together!
**[15:23] ---**
Poot.
**[15:24] ---**
And then after that.
**[15:28] ---**
Okay!
**[15:30] ---**
Okay!
**[15:31] ---**
Okay!
**[15:33] ---**
Awesome!
They're all fixed.
**[15:35] ---**
It looks great.
Thank you, everyone!
**[15:40] ---**
We did it. It's done!
**[15:42] ---**
No, now we're in
the touch-up phase.
**[15:45] ---**
We have to add the color.
**[15:46] ---**
Huh?
**[15:47] ---**
Listen children.
**[15:48] ---**
Years ago, a brush was used
to color in each page.
**[15:52] ---**
But now, we use computers.
**[15:56] ---**
TOUCH-UP ANIMATION
**[15:57] ---**
Make sure you color in
even the smallest detail.
**[16:00] ---**
Okay.
**[16:01] ---**
Let's see, I'll enlarge this and…
**[16:03] ---**
Oops, I forgot to
color this part in.
**[16:05] ---**
What? Even those parts?
**[16:07] ---**
I'm sure it's okay
to miss a little bit…
**[16:09] ---**
No, you can't.
**[16:10] ---**
You'll know right away
if it's missing color.
**[16:13] ---**
Next is this.
**[16:14] ---**
Oh, Father's eye looks strange.
**[16:16] ---**
Wow, that's neat.
**[16:18] ---**
It seems minor but it isn't.
**[16:21] ---**
Now you see, right?
**[16:22] ---**
Yeah! I promise I won't miss a thing.
**[16:25] ---**
Is this... a power outage?
**[16:26] ---**
He just can't give us a break.
**[16:29] ---**
*Don't blame me!*
**[16:30] ---**
Check this out, guys.
**[16:31] ---**
Look outside.
**[16:35] ---**
The lights…
**[16:36] ---**
They're out everywhere.
**[16:38] ---**
Is it really a blackout?
**[16:40] ---**
Of all times!
**[16:42] ---**
The computers are
useless without electricity.
**[16:44] ---**
We're totally screwed now.
**[16:48] ---**
That's it… I give up.
**[16:52] ---**
I've lost all hope.
**[16:54] ---**
Not with me around.
**[16:57] ---**
King Genie?
**[16:58] ---**
It's too soon to give up.
**[17:01] ---**
Father.
**[17:02] ---**
King Genie!
**[17:03] ---**
Abracadabra.
**[17:07] ---**
Huh?
**[17:08] ---**
My handy-dandy genie generator
can knock out any power outage.
**[17:14] ---**
People power it?
**[17:15] ---**
I thought you were going to
make electricity for us.
**[17:19] ---**
Oh no, that's impossible
even for me.
**[17:22] ---**
Well, it'll be impossible to
generate electricity with that thing.
**[17:25] ---**
Not to worry!
**[17:27] ---**
Abracadabra.
**[17:31] ---**
I have enough for everyone.
**[17:33] ---**
If you put everyone on a bike,
no one's gonna be able to work.
**[17:39] ---**
*Yeah, it sure would be a shame
for the show to end like this…*
**[17:43] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo*
**[17:52] ---**
The lights are back on!
**[17:54] ---**
Could that've been the little guy?
**[17:56] ---**
Wow, amazing.
**[17:58] ---**
Look, I'm sorry I blamed
you for the power outage.
**[18:01] ---**
And thanks.
**[18:03] ---**
*Humph.
Just get this thing over with.*
**[18:06] ---**
I can't reach!
**[18:08] ---**
Oh, the color's off there.
**[18:10] ---**
Huh? Oh yeah, you're right.
**[18:12] ---**
Producer Arakubo!
**[18:13] ---**
We're finally available.
**[18:14] ---**
We can get back to work here now.
**[18:17] ---**
Thanks, everyone.
**[18:19] ---**
Wow, you have a huge team.
**[18:22] ---**
I heard everything.
You guys were a huge help.
**[18:26] ---**
You even managed to make electricity
during the blackout.
**[18:29] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[18:31] ---**
We'll take it from here.
**[18:35] ---**
We'd really like to help
if you guys will let us.
**[18:38] ---**
Yes, please let us.
**[18:39] ---**
Yes, please.
**[18:40] ---**
Yeah, we've come this far.
**[18:43] ---**
You can count on me too.
**[18:44] ---**
All right, you've really proved yourselves.
**[18:47] ---**
Let's wrap this up together.
**[18:50] ---**
Yeahh!
**[18:52] ---**
You gotta want it!
**[18:55] ---**
Finally… finally it's done!
**[19:01] ---**
We really did it!
**[19:03] ---**
Thank goodness we made it.
**[19:05] ---**
So you guys wanna
see what you made?
**[19:08] ---**
Yeah, let's watch!
**[19:10] ---**
DAILIES SCREENING ROOM
**[19:17] ---**
I can't wait.
**[19:18] ---**
Yeah, I hope we did okay.
**[19:21] ---**
Come on, let's watch it.
**[19:22] ---**
Yeah, hurry up!
**[19:24] ---**
Okay, here we go.
**[19:27] ---**
I'm so excited.
**[19:29] ---**
It'll be amazing, I can feel it.
**[19:30] ---**
GENIE FAMILY 2020
DIFFERENT THINGS SCARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE
**[19:38] ---**
Oh, I'm so nervous.
**[19:41] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:52] ---**
Kan! Time to find your dream
and another internship!
**[19:57] ---**
What? But today I was finally
supposed to get some rest.
**[20:00] ---**
Come on, up and at 'em!
**[20:02] ---**
All right, all right.
**[20:05] ---**
Let's go!
**[20:06] ---**
Slow down or you'll hurt yourself.
**[20:08] ---**
Good, the story continues.
**[20:23] ---**
The scenes you guys worked on
will start now.
**[20:28] ---**
Looks good.
**[20:30] ---**
Yeah, the timing's perfect too.
**[20:32] ---**
Wow, amazing.
**[20:34] ---**
Yeah, we did it.
**[20:36] ---**
I had a tough time coloring that.
**[20:38] ---**
I tried to color neatly.
**[20:41] ---**
I drew that key animation!
**[20:44] ---**
Not bad, if I do say so myself.
**[20:47] ---**
Wow, her movements are so smooth.
**[20:51] ---**
Kan, all your hard work paid off!
**[20:54] ---**
Sure, it might not be
the most exciting scene in the world…
**[20:56] ---**
It makes me proud
knowing how we came together as a team.
**[21:02] ---**
*We interrupt this show to
bring you a message.*
**[21:05] ---**
Huh?
**[21:09] ---**
What?
**[21:10] ---**
Why are they all Father?
**[21:12] ---**
I thought we fixed them all.
**[21:14] ---**
Yeah, and I double checked.
**[21:16] ---**
Then how?
**[21:18] ---**
And now…
**[21:19] ---**
A change from
our scheduled programming.
**[21:21] ---**
"Everyone is King Genie!"
**[21:24] ---**
Part 1.
**[21:25] ---**
Here we go!
**[21:27] ---**
Are your DVR's set?
**[21:30] ---**
Hurry over to your TV set.
**[21:34] ---**
Kan! Time to find your dream
and another internship!
**[21:40] ---**
What? But today I was finally
supposed to get some rest.
**[21:44] ---**
Come on, up and at 'em!
**[21:46] ---**
*Let's go.*
**[21:48] ---**
And then after that.
**[21:50] ---**
Next time, we'll be back to
our regular Genie Family 2020!
**[22:05] ---**
*See that yawn with mouth
opened wide*
**[22:09] ---**
*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:13] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness links*
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we're far, far apart*
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let's jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:43] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
may our dreams come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time!)*
**[22:56] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:58] ---**
*For tomorrow there will be sun*
**[23:00] ---**
*together we will be as one*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
someone sends someone*
**[23:09] ---**
*strength by a cheer*
**[23:11] ---**
*all around the world*
**[23:13] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
You creep into the cave,
**[23:28] ---**
and are struck by a terrible foreboding.
**[23:33] ---**
And then from far away,
you hear drip, drip...
**[23:37] ---**
Are they drops of water?
**[23:39] ---**
Drip, drip...
**[23:41] ---**
Is it getting closer?
**[23:43] ---**
Were they footsteps?
**[23:45] ---**
Drip...
**[23:47] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020…
**[23:48] ---**
DIFFERENT THINGS SCARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE
**[23:50] ---**
Different Things Scare Different People.
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:55] ---**
# E16 - Different Things Scare Different People
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1QK9K16/different-things-scare-different-people)
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**[00:06] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:07] ---**
And today!
**[00:08] ---**
It's that time again.
**[00:11] ---**
Today we're all about ema.
**[00:12] ---**
Long, long ago,
**[00:15] ---**
horses were donated to shrines
to have one's prayers answered.
**[00:20] ---**
Over time, instead of horses,
**[00:23] ---**
people began to donate
paintings of horses.
**[00:26] ---**
Nowadays,
ema have all sorts of pictures on them.
**[00:29] ---**
GETTING INTO COLLEGE
WISH
**[00:30] ---**
Fifty years ago
**[00:31] ---**
you would have never
seen these kinds of illustrations on ema.
**[00:36] ---**
I wonder if yours truly
will really make that wish come true?
**[00:39] ---**
If you want that wish granted,
than look no further than moi!
**[00:42] ---**
In just fifty years…
**[00:44] ---**
PRAYING FOR A HIT
**[00:44] ---**
Amazing!
**[00:59] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:07] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:14] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:25] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:34] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:38] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:44] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:48] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:52] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:01] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:04] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:17] ---**
DIFFERENT THINGS
SCARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE
**[02:17] ---**
Kantaro!
**[02:19] ---**
Hey, Kantaro!
**[02:21] ---**
Aren't you and the gang scheduled for
some spiritual cultivation at the temple today?
**[02:25] ---**
Spiritual cultivation at the temple?
**[02:26] ---**
TRAINS MONTHLY
**[02:26] ---**
Oh that? Thanks but no thanks.
**[02:29] ---**
Thanks but no thanks?
**[02:30] ---**
The spiritual retreat at Mamenoki Temple is
a sacred summer tradition
**[02:33] ---**
Mamenoki School fifth graders have
have kept alive for generations!
**[02:37] ---**
I went when I was your age.
**[02:39] ---**
Grandpa too.
**[02:42] ---**
Grandpa went too?
**[02:44] ---**
That must've been a long time ago.
**[02:46] ---**
Didn't you hear me,
I said it was a tradition.
**[02:51] ---**
Come on, Kan.
**[02:52] ---**
That training…
**[02:53] ---**
– All right. Couldn't hurt.
– That's a first!
**[02:55] ---**
You usually use every excuse in
the book not to go…
**[02:59] ---**
And then after that.
**[03:04] ---**
I didn't think you'd come, Kan.
**[03:06] ---**
Well, ya know.
**[03:08] ---**
The kids' club summer event
is a spiritual retreat at the temple.
**[03:11] ---**
Every year, we split up into groups
and come here to Mamenoki Temple.
**[03:16] ---**
Welcome, welcome, as you'll see,
**[03:19] ---**
our expansive grounds
are conducive to all types of activities.
**[03:21] ---**
For details, please do visit our
website and follow us on social media.
**[03:25] ---**
OFFERING
**[03:26] ---**
So tech savvy.
**[03:27] ---**
First things first, please grab your rags,
and start wiping down the floor.
**[03:31] ---**
Not so high-tech after all.
**[03:43] ---**
I won!
**[03:45] ---**
Stop playing around.
**[03:47] ---**
Hey, I'm working hard!
**[03:49] ---**
Now that our space is cleansed,
we are ready for Zen meditation.
**[03:53] ---**
Neat and tidy, neat and tidy.
**[03:55] ---**
For those of you who can sit in
the lotus position, please do so.
**[03:58] ---**
What is that?
**[04:00] ---**
This is what you call
the lotus position.
**[04:03] ---**
If it proves too difficult,
**[04:04] ---**
please adopt a half-lotus position
resting one foot on thigh.
**[04:06] ---**
And if that is too uncomfortable,
then sitting cross-legged is fine.
**[04:09] ---**
There! I did the lotus position!
**[04:11] ---**
– Woah!
– That's amazing, Akubi!
**[04:13] ---**
You really think?
**[04:15] ---**
Oh wow, Akubi never ceases to amaze.
**[04:16] ---**
I genuinely don't
know how people do this.
**[04:20] ---**
Let those thoughts go,
and embrace serenity.
**[04:24] ---**
If you happen to lose concentration,
**[04:25] ---**
I will use this
to bring your mind back.
**[04:28] ---**
Serenity now.
**[04:32] ---**
*Staying still like this is torture.*
**[04:35] ---**
*I wonder what these guys can cook.*
**[04:41] ---**
*Pesky thoughts, begone!*
**[04:44] ---**
*Akubi…*
**[04:48] ---**
Evil spirits, begone!
**[04:55] ---**
I see something.
**[04:58] ---**
Whoa, cool.
**[05:00] ---**
Well, whatcha think?
Pretty neat, right?
**[05:04] ---**
Why is Mr. Kumayama
making that face…?
**[05:07] ---**
This is Mamenoki Falls.
**[05:10] ---**
We conduct meditation here too.
**[05:12] ---**
So, who would like to try today?
**[05:17] ---**
It's freezing!
**[05:19] ---**
We consider its pristine waters sacred.
**[05:21] ---**
Now, who will stand under the waterfall?
**[05:23] ---**
Sorry, but...
**[05:25] ---**
I must decline.
**[05:26] ---**
Will it make me richer?
**[05:28] ---**
Well, that depends on you.
**[05:30] ---**
It has enlightened some,
and has brought peace to others.
**[05:34] ---**
Yeah, maybe another time.
**[05:37] ---**
It'll just make me hungrier.
**[05:39] ---**
Unless the reward is a model train,
then I think I'm good.
**[05:44] ---**
No one wants to give it a chance?
**[05:47] ---**
Certainly no one will force you, but…
**[05:49] ---**
I'll try.
**[05:51] ---**
What?!
**[05:52] ---**
You sure you're okay, Kantaro?
**[05:54] ---**
Kan, that's wonderful!
**[05:56] ---**
Wow, you're really into it today.
**[05:58] ---**
Yeah, kinda.
**[05:59] ---**
Attaboy, Yotayama!
I'm really impressed!
**[06:03] ---**
I'll join ya!
**[06:06] ---**
Me too.
**[06:15] ---**
*You're still young, Kantaro.*
**[06:17] ---**
*The sky's the limit!*
**[06:18] ---**
*It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.*
**[06:22] ---**
*It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't?*
**[06:26] ---**
*It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.*
**[06:29] ---**
*It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.*
**[06:31] ---**
*It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.*
**[06:34] ---**
*It's better to regret…*
**[06:36] ---**
*…what you have done
than what you haven't.*
**[06:39] ---**
Are you okay, Kan?
**[06:40] ---**
That was a bad idea.
**[06:44] ---**
Regret is often
the stepping stone to enlightenment.
**[06:48] ---**
Really?
**[06:49] ---**
Yeah, you did great.
**[06:52] ---**
I did?
**[06:53] ---**
Yes, you did.
**[06:54] ---**
Welcome one, welcome all!
**[06:55] ---**
FORTUNES
**[06:57] ---**
Hurry, they're goin' fast!
**[07:00] ---**
You know, we're selling omamori.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm not sure
that's the most appropriate way to call people.
**[07:04] ---**
PRAYER
**[07:04] ---**
You know, I wonder what kind
of wishes this temple specializes in.
**[07:10] ---**
The type of wish does not matter.
**[07:10] ---**
FORTUNES
**[07:12] ---**
What if I write that I
want to be a voice actor?
**[07:14] ---**
Or if I want better grades?
**[07:15] ---**
Yes, I'll explain that
to all of you later.
**[07:19] ---**
Shrines have miko too.
**[07:19] ---**
I WISH TO HAVE MORE "AND THENS."
**[07:25] ---**
We sure sold a lot.
**[07:27] ---**
I hear we get to work in the kitchen next.
**[07:29] ---**
Yay.
**[07:31] ---**
Wow, Akubi dressed up as a miko.
**[07:33] ---**
She's always so
gosh darn pretty.
**[07:38] ---**
Oh no, dammit, no…
**[07:41] ---**
– Here it comes.
– Ready?
**[07:50] ---**
The wind is calling me!
**[07:53] ---**
Hey, it's you.
**[07:55] ---**
So then who?
**[07:56] ---**
Sorry, it was me.
**[07:58] ---**
*Where the hell am I?*
**[07:59] ---**
Little Bro!
**[08:02] ---**
*What are they doing now?*
**[08:07] ---**
Tonight's sustenance consists of rice porridge,
soup and pickles…
**[08:11] ---**
That's it?
**[08:14] ---**
This is a retreat.
**[08:16] ---**
Thank you for the meal.
**[08:21] ---**
More, please.
**[08:21] ---**
Me too!
**[08:22] ---**
There are no seconds.
**[08:24] ---**
What?!
**[08:25] ---**
This is an ascetic practice.
**[08:28] ---**
Thank you for the sustenance.
**[08:31] ---**
Our temple has a long and proud history.
**[08:35] ---**
It is the source of many stories,
passed down generation to generation.
**[08:39] ---**
One such story
pertains to a certain hill.
**[08:45] ---**
The hill standing behind us
with the shrine at the top.
**[08:49] ---**
Write your wish on this ema, and offer it at the shrine
on a night unlike any other,
**[08:50] ---**
PRAYER
**[08:56] ---**
legend has it your wish shall be granted.
**[09:00] ---**
That night unlike any other is tonight.
**[09:03] ---**
Then we have to do it!
**[09:05] ---**
But I'm so hungry.
**[09:09] ---**
Yes, you know our temple
has a long and proud history…
**[09:13] ---**
It is the source of many stories,
passed down generation to generation.
**[09:16] ---**
One such story
pertains to a certain hill.
**[09:17] ---**
You already told us that.
**[09:19] ---**
It is a site of many graves.
**[09:23] ---**
Including those of several vanquished warriors
who fled their enemies during the Sengoku period.
**[09:26] ---**
You mean... they actually come out?
**[09:28] ---**
In misery and defeat,
**[09:31] ---**
these former warriors
met their end in dishonor,
**[09:33] ---**
I would expect them to
return, wrathful and resentful.
**[09:35] ---**
No!
**[09:37] ---**
You will find Tengu pines as well.
**[09:39] ---**
So it's haunted?
**[09:40] ---**
This is the land of Tengu after all…
**[09:45] ---**
Before the temple
lies the Gate of Dual Guardians.
**[09:47] ---**
There are ghosts there too?
**[09:49] ---**
Resolve in your heart
will keep you from harm.
**[09:52] ---**
Then there is the Mamenoki jizo.
**[09:54] ---**
What about those?
**[09:56] ---**
Well behaved children
usually escape their wrath.
**[09:59] ---**
But I suppose it's all just legend.
**[10:04] ---**
So have you decided?
**[10:06] ---**
Will you offer up an ema wish?
**[10:09] ---**
I will!
**[10:11] ---**
What? You want to go
through with this, Akubi?
**[10:13] ---**
Oh, I guess it's okay,
ghosts are just make-believe anyway.
**[10:17] ---**
What are you talking about, Mario?
**[10:19] ---**
Huh?
**[10:19] ---**
You know genies are real,
ghosts have to be real too!
**[10:24] ---**
What?
**[10:25] ---**
I'll do it.
**[10:26] ---**
Yeah, me too.
**[10:27] ---**
What?
**[10:30] ---**
Well, well, well,
if it isn't a bit of bravery bubbling to the surface.
**[10:33] ---**
I'll go.
**[10:35] ---**
Akubi, don't you worry,
ghosts and spirits won't get in our way!
**[10:40] ---**
We'll do this together.
**[10:41] ---**
That's right!
**[10:42] ---**
Fear's got nothing on us,
as long as we're together.
**[10:44] ---**
– Yeah, yeah.
– All right, let's all go together.
**[10:46] ---**
What? All of us?
**[10:47] ---**
So you're willing to try?
**[10:49] ---**
Yes!
**[10:49] ---**
PRAYER
**[10:50] ---**
Then each of you, write your wish
on your personal ema.
**[10:53] ---**
Okay!
**[10:57] ---**
Great! Keep up that enthusiasm, everybody.
**[11:01] ---**
PRAYER
**[11:02] ---**
Roar!
**[11:04] ---**
Poot?
**[11:05] ---**
*Something's fishy…*
**[11:12] ---**
Hi, Mr. Kumayama.
**[11:14] ---**
Hello, Mr. Yotayama.
Glad to have your help.
**[11:17] ---**
Of course.
This'll be good for them.
**[11:20] ---**
Let's really give them
a good healthy scare tonight.
**[11:24] ---**
Yeah, I know we can come up with something
way scarier than when we were kids.
**[11:32] ---**
*Oh, I get it.*
**[11:33] ---**
*So the grown ups are trying to
kick this little test of courage up a notch.*
**[11:37] ---**
Nowadays, we got stuff like this.
**[11:41] ---**
See?
**[11:45] ---**
A will-o'-wisp using a drone?
That's great.
**[11:50] ---**
This projector will be perfect
for spooking them with ghosts and stuff.
**[11:54] ---**
Oh, that's cool too.
**[11:58] ---**
*Lame! Yeah right.
Like that'll scare anyone!*
**[12:03] ---**
All right then,
shall we take our positions?
**[12:05] ---**
Yes, see you at you-know-where.
**[12:12] ---**
Oh? Huh?
**[12:14] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[12:17] ---**
Poot!
**[12:18] ---**
So precious.
**[12:22] ---**
Okay, okay.
You can come with me.
**[12:25] ---**
*Easy as pie.*
**[12:27] ---**
PRAYER
HEALTH COMES FIRST
GENKI GONDAWARA
**[12:27] ---**
I'm done! Health comes first!
**[12:29] ---**
I wanna taste the world!
**[12:31] ---**
PRAYER
A FAMILY TRIP TO
THE CAYMAN ISLANDS
YUMIZU KANEAMARI
**[12:31] ---**
A family trip
to the Cayman Islands.
**[12:33] ---**
All right, I'm done too.
**[12:35] ---**
Hmm…
**[12:37] ---**
When you're done,
take a paper lantern and gather at the hill in the back.
**[12:40] ---**
Don't forget insect repellent too, okay?
**[12:42] ---**
I can go anytime.
**[12:44] ---**
The small shrine is at
the top of this hill.
**[12:46] ---**
That is where you must deliver your ema.
**[12:50] ---**
It sure is dark.
**[12:51] ---**
Remember, together we can beat fear.
**[12:54] ---**
Please do watch your step.
**[12:57] ---**
Okay, let's go.
**[12:58] ---**
Someone take the lead.
**[13:00] ---**
All right, I'll go.
**[13:13] ---**
This place is really freeky
with or without ghosts.
**[13:19] ---**
Like one's gonna pop out any second.
**[13:20] ---**
Shut up.
Quit saying stuff like that!
**[13:26] ---**
So this is
the Mamenoki jizo…
**[13:28] ---**
Oh, nothing scary here.
**[13:31] ---**
Come on, let's hurry.
**[13:35] ---**
Hey, wait up guys!
**[13:44] ---**
Ahhh…Uuu…
**[13:53] ---**
Huh?
**[13:59] ---**
Money talks! Money talks!
**[14:03] ---**
Money talks!
**[14:06] ---**
Get me outta here!
**[14:08] ---**
I've never seen Kaneamari run so fast.
**[14:10] ---**
I bet he chickened out.
**[14:13] ---**
Boo…
**[14:22] ---**
Here they come, Mr. Yotayama.
**[14:24] ---**
You ready? It's show time!
**[14:30] ---**
Huh?
**[14:31] ---**
Oh the humanity…
**[14:36] ---**
Oh?
**[14:38] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:39] ---**
Nothing…
**[14:40] ---**
You mind taking over the lead?
**[14:43] ---**
Sure.
**[14:45] ---**
Everyone stick together, okay?
**[14:46] ---**
Hey, Mario.
You see someone weird up there?
**[14:50] ---**
Someone weird? Not really.
**[14:53] ---**
You sure? Well then, that's good.
**[14:56] ---**
Oww!
**[14:57] ---**
Don't just stop,
Manpukuzaka!
**[15:02] ---**
There it is!
**[15:04] ---**
Oh the humanity…
**[15:12] ---**
I saw him... the fallen soldier guy…
**[15:15] ---**
He's not following us, is he?
**[15:17] ---**
We should be far enough
from him now, right?
**[15:20] ---**
Yeah, he probably can't move very fast.
**[15:22] ---**
I mean, he looked all beat up.
**[15:24] ---**
We should be able to outrun him.
**[15:26] ---**
I don't think
we're dealing with your ordinary beat up guy.
**[15:29] ---**
Should I go ask if he's okay?
**[15:32] ---**
No, come on.
**[15:34] ---**
Full speed ahead.
**[15:35] ---**
Yeah, no looking back.
**[15:37] ---**
Right…before that creepy
warrior comes back.
**[15:43] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:44] ---**
What is it?
**[15:45] ---**
What happened?
**[15:46] ---**
Phew, that's a relief.
**[15:48] ---**
It's nothing.
Just a harmless snake.
**[15:50] ---**
Snake?
**[15:52] ---**
Yeah, you usually see them
on this hill.
**[15:54] ---**
See what? Snakes?
**[15:56] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:03] ---**
Wow, I had no idea
they were that scared of snakes?
**[16:06] ---**
Well, different things
scare different people.
**[16:08] ---**
You're okay with snakes, Akubi?
**[16:10] ---**
Yes, I have a friend
who's a snake charmer.
**[16:13] ---**
You're always full of surprises.
**[16:16] ---**
Akubi, let's hurry.
**[16:18] ---**
Okay.
**[16:19] ---**
Hang on, guys.
**[16:20] ---**
And then, and then,
and then, and then…
**[16:22] ---**
And then, and then,
and then, and then…
**[16:24] ---**
And then, and then,
and then, and then…
**[16:29] ---**
And then!
**[16:33] ---**
There!
**[16:37] ---**
And then, and then,
and then, and then…
**[16:40] ---**
Hey, Manpukuzaka!
**[16:42] ---**
You're right. Different things
really do scare different people.
**[16:46] ---**
You're not scared, Mario?
**[16:48] ---**
No, I am.
**[16:50] ---**
But it doesn't matter,
I can't stop.
**[16:51] ---**
I have to get my wish granted.
**[16:55] ---**
You're not scared, Kan?
**[16:57] ---**
Sure I am, but…
**[17:00] ---**
What about me is scary?
**[17:02] ---**
Wow, look how big
that pine tree is.
**[17:05] ---**
This must be the Tengu tree
the priest was talking about.
**[17:09] ---**
Be careful, Akubi, okay?
**[17:11] ---**
Let's just get through this,
carefully but quickly…
**[17:14] ---**
Mario!
**[17:15] ---**
Mario!
**[17:16] ---**
Oww…
**[17:18] ---**
Oh no!
We have to go back and have it looked at.
**[17:21] ---**
Go back? No way.
**[17:24] ---**
I will deliver my ema offering,
I will get my wish granted.
**[17:28] ---**
Oww.
**[17:29] ---**
Mario!
**[17:30] ---**
See? There's no way.
**[17:32] ---**
There's only one thing to do!
**[17:34] ---**
Hocus Pocus!
**[17:42] ---**
Akubi…
**[17:44] ---**
It was an accident.
These things happen.
**[17:46] ---**
Let's go back together.
**[17:47] ---**
Yes, let's.
**[17:50] ---**
Kan.
**[17:51] ---**
Huh?
**[17:52] ---**
Please take mine for me.
**[17:53] ---**
It probably won't work,
but you can dedicate it on my behalf.
**[17:57] ---**
Kan, please take mine too.
**[18:00] ---**
Okay.
**[18:02] ---**
All right, Mario. Let's go.
**[18:05] ---**
*Ooh.
I think my dream just came true.*
**[18:09] ---**
*Dangit... come on, just this once.*
**[18:12] ---**
*I can't... I can't…*
**[18:14] ---**
...and then there was one…
**[18:19] ---**
Go back, go back.
**[18:25] ---**
*It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.*
**[18:30] ---**
Go back!
**[18:33] ---**
Regret?
**[18:37] ---**
All I have to do is
get through this…
**[18:40] ---**
Stop!
**[18:43] ---**
Trespassers shall not pass.
**[18:45] ---**
Trespassers shall not pass.
**[18:47] ---**
It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.
**[18:50] ---**
It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.
**[18:52] ---**
– It's better to regret what you have done
– Go back,
**[18:53] ---**
– than what you haven't.
– go back,
**[18:54] ---**
It's better to regret what you have done
**[18:56] ---**
– than what you haven't.
– go back…
**[18:57] ---**
*That Kantaro, he's actually got guts.*
**[19:00] ---**
Poot!
**[19:02] ---**
No, Akubi! That wasn't me!
**[19:06] ---**
Oh, you're?
**[19:08] ---**
Phew.
**[19:09] ---**
I finally made it.
**[19:17] ---**
PRAYER
I WANT TO GET CLOSER TO AKUBI!
MARIO
**[19:17] ---**
*"I want to get closer to Akubi!
Mario!"*
**[19:20] ---**
*Of course that's his wish.*
**[19:23] ---**
PRAYER
I WANT TO BE QUEEN.
AKUBI
**[19:24] ---**
*"I want to be queen. Akubi."*
**[19:27] ---**
*She sure is determined.*
**[19:29] ---**
As for me…
**[19:31] ---**
PRAYER
**[19:45] ---**
PRAYER
AKUBI
**[19:48] ---**
Hey, Kan!
**[19:50] ---**
I came to pick you up.
**[19:51] ---**
Oh no!
**[19:57] ---**
Amazing, Kan.
**[19:59] ---**
You did it all by yourself!
**[20:00] ---**
It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.
**[20:03] ---**
Huh?
**[20:04] ---**
It's what Grandpa told me
the other day.
**[20:07] ---**
PRAYER
I WANT TO BE QUEEN.
AKUBI
**[20:08] ---**
That's what I kept telling myself
through all today's challenges.
**[20:13] ---**
I really hope our wishes come true.
**[20:15] ---**
What you haven't done…
**[20:17] ---**
Huh? What?
**[20:19] ---**
Oh, nothing.
**[20:20] ---**
Well, guess it's time to go home.
**[20:23] ---**
You're not getting on?
**[20:25] ---**
No, I need to do this.
**[20:28] ---**
Okay then I'll go with you.
**[20:32] ---**
Akubi!
**[20:37] ---**
Wow, that was scary.
**[20:40] ---**
These steps are steep
so you have to be careful.
**[20:42] ---**
Thank you, Kan.
**[20:47] ---**
By the way, how's Mario?
**[20:49] ---**
Just a sprain.
No big deal they said.
**[20:52] ---**
I see.
**[20:54] ---**
By the way, those two guardians…
**[20:56] ---**
I saw them move.
**[21:00] ---**
You know what I think?
**[21:01] ---**
I bet it was all the little rascal's doing.
**[21:04] ---**
Your brother...
**[21:06] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[21:08] ---**
– Yup. He must've been trying to scare everyone.
– *Hope you get scared.*
**[21:12] ---**
I was so scared,
I didn't even notice,
**[21:14] ---**
but that makes sense.
**[21:16] ---**
When I was taking Mario back,
**[21:18] ---**
I saw him going back
inside the bottle.
**[21:20] ---**
Then no more pesky spooky ghosts.
**[21:22] ---**
Yup.
**[21:31] ---**
Oh?
**[21:32] ---**
What are you two doing here?
**[21:34] ---**
Huh?
**[21:34] ---**
You know, that's a good question…
**[21:37] ---**
By the time we came to,
**[21:38] ---**
we were bitten all over
by mosquitoes.
**[21:40] ---**
That was really scary.
**[21:42] ---**
So even you have
something you're scared of.
**[21:49] ---**
Hmm, looks like Kan is
about to find his dream…
**[22:05] ---**
*See that yawn with mouth
opened wide*
**[22:09] ---**
*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:13] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness links*
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we're far, far apart*
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let's jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:43] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
may our dreams come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time!)*
**[22:56] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:59] ---**
*For tomorrow there will be sun*
**[23:00] ---**
*together we will be as one*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
someone sends someone*
**[23:09] ---**
*strength by a cheer*
**[23:11] ---**
*all around the world*
**[23:14] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:27] ---**
And then after that.
Hello, I'm the one who says and then.
**[23:30] ---**
You're always wearing a hat,
aren't you?
**[23:33] ---**
You too.
**[23:34] ---**
What do you look
like if I take it off?
**[23:36] ---**
No don't!
**[23:38] ---**
Huh?
**[23:39] ---**
Sometimes it's best to not ask and then.
**[23:43] ---**
So, what's the next show, Kan?
**[23:44] ---**
Oh right.
Next time on Genie Family 2020,
**[23:45] ---**
ROBBERY AT THE MANSION.
SOLVING THE CASE!
**[23:48] ---**
Robbery at the Mansion.
Solving the Case!
**[23:52] ---**
Don't miss it!
**[23:54] ---**
# E17 - Robbery at the Mansion. Solving the Case!
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**[00:07] ---**
Fifty years ago!
**[00:08] ---**
And today!
**[00:09] ---**
We look backwards and forwards.
**[00:12] ---**
Let's talk about keys.
**[00:13] ---**
Fifty years ago,
most keys looked like this.
**[00:18] ---**
They look a lot like that today.
**[00:20] ---**
There were also these.
**[00:22] ---**
Wow, so simple.
**[00:24] ---**
What's that?
**[00:26] ---**
A security bar.
**[00:27] ---**
Check this out.
**[00:29] ---**
But burglars could still break in.
**[00:32] ---**
Now we have
what's called dimple locks.
**[00:36] ---**
There's also the category called electronic keys,
**[00:39] ---**
we have all sorts of ways
of opening a door without a key now.
**[00:43] ---**
Yeah, you can use a card or a remote.
**[00:46] ---**
For this, you need a PIN.
**[00:49] ---**
Definitely not my forte.
**[00:52] ---**
You can use your fingerprint too.
**[00:55] ---**
– But if for some reason it can't read it,
– Let me in! Let me in!
**[00:56] ---**
– then you might be spending the night alfresco.
– Let me in! Let me in!
**[00:59] ---**
– You can even open doors with your smartphone now.
– Let me in! Let me in!
**[01:03] ---**
Whoa!
**[01:04] ---**
So!
**[01:05] ---**
Please, Father.
Buy me a smartphone!
**[01:08] ---**
Yeah, me too!
**[01:10] ---**
We were talking about keys.
How did we end up there?
**[01:14] ---**
In just fifty years…
**[01:16] ---**
Amazing!
**[01:31] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:39] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:46] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:57] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[02:06] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:16] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:20] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[02:24] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:33] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:36] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:49] ---**
ROBBERY AT THE MANSION.
SOLVING THE CASE!
**[02:52] ---**
I've called you all here for one reason,
and one reason alone.
**[02:55] ---**
I'm in a bit of a pickle.
**[02:58] ---**
You're asking us for help?
**[03:01] ---**
So, what seems to be the problem?
**[03:05] ---**
This.
**[03:06] ---**
Wow, what a pretty piece
of modern art.
**[03:08] ---**
No! This is Dad's special golf club!
**[03:13] ---**
Your dad sure must be good
if he can hit a ball with that thing.
**[03:18] ---**
No! It used to be straight, idiot.
**[03:22] ---**
I… well…
I made a little boo-boo and bent it.
**[03:26] ---**
How does a little boo-boo do that?
**[03:30] ---**
Yesterday,
when I was practicing alone
**[03:33] ---**
in the Kaneamari collection room…
**[03:47] ---**
What do you think I should do?
**[03:48] ---**
Just buy a new one.
**[03:50] ---**
I can't,
some president gave it to my dad,
**[03:53] ---**
so there's only one in the whole world.
**[03:56] ---**
You can't just come clean and apologize?
**[03:58] ---**
Dad has always said
if I ever mess up,
**[04:01] ---**
he'll throw me into
a boarding school in Switzerland.
**[04:05] ---**
I'll just die!
**[04:08] ---**
I hear their fondue is scrumptious.
**[04:11] ---**
Is that it?
**[04:12] ---**
Well…
**[04:13] ---**
Why a school in Switzerland?
**[04:16] ---**
Why not go? To Switzerland, I mean.
**[04:18] ---**
It's better to regret what you
have done than what you haven't.
**[04:21] ---**
Enough about Switzerland!
**[04:23] ---**
We're talking about this!
**[04:24] ---**
I gotta do something before
Dad comes home from New York.
**[04:29] ---**
Hmm, oh yeah!
**[04:31] ---**
Kan, can't Akubi
or someone in her family use their magic?
**[04:34] ---**
Of course!
**[04:35] ---**
Sure, they can use their magic,
**[04:38] ---**
but as soon as
any of them goes back into the vase,
**[04:40] ---**
it'll go back to the way it was.
**[04:41] ---**
Damn... so this is it?
**[04:43] ---**
Look, you're thinking about it all wrong.
**[04:46] ---**
Take a different approach,
tell him it was stolen.
**[04:50] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[04:51] ---**
So some mysterious thief breaks in
and snatches the club.
**[04:56] ---**
Just look.
**[04:58] ---**
Moonlight Phantom Thief!
**[05:00] ---**
It's crazy popular right now.
They can steal it!
**[05:02] ---**
Huh? Isn't this an anime?
**[05:04] ---**
I'll cosplay and be
Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Two,
**[05:06] ---**
but who will be Number One?
**[05:08] ---**
Huh?
**[05:09] ---**
Wait, this place is like Fort Knox,
we got cameras and sensors all over the place.
**[05:15] ---**
No way some amateur could pull it off.
**[05:17] ---**
That's what we have magic for.
**[05:20] ---**
Akubi can be our
Moonlight Phantom Thief.
**[05:23] ---**
That's it!
**[05:24] ---**
What? What about me?
**[05:26] ---**
Hmm…you think it'll work?
**[05:29] ---**
Yeah, as long as we plan it all out.
**[05:32] ---**
And then after that.
**[05:34] ---**
Wow, it's Moonlight Phantom Thief.
**[05:36] ---**
Oh, you know who they are, Akubi?
**[05:38] ---**
Yeah, I love this show.
**[05:40] ---**
Good, even better.
Can you transform into these two?
**[05:44] ---**
If anyone can do it it's Akubi.
**[05:46] ---**
All right.
**[05:48] ---**
Okay!
**[05:50] ---**
Hocus Pocus
**[05:56] ---**
Well?
**[05:57] ---**
Wow, Miss Moonlight Phantom Thief!
**[05:59] ---**
You're so amazing, Akubi.
**[06:01] ---**
Come on, hurry up. Let's go.
**[06:03] ---**
Let's go over the plan one last time.
**[06:05] ---**
We land on the roof,
**[06:07] ---**
directly above the security camera's blind spot.
**[06:09] ---**
We get in through the window
Kaneamari unlocked for us.
**[06:12] ---**
Then I use my magic to fix
the golf club that's there.
**[06:16] ---**
Then we take it and take off.
**[06:19] ---**
And don't forget the signature phrase, okay?
**[06:20] ---**
You can count on me.
**[06:22] ---**
And we're off.
**[06:23] ---**
Good luck!
**[06:25] ---**
Don't mind the thief.
**[06:29] ---**
Today we have a very special omurice
made with 3,000 yen eggs.
**[06:35] ---**
Oh no! What could that be?
**[06:37] ---**
It's the security alarm!
**[06:39] ---**
A trespasser has
infiltrated the premises.
**[06:44] ---**
Sir, please step back.
It is far too dangerous.
**[06:46] ---**
No, I cannot.
**[06:48] ---**
Father is away, I must be
the one to protect this house.
**[06:51] ---**
Sir… What a fine
young man you've become…
**[06:58] ---**
Oh? The lights have...?
**[07:00] ---**
I shall inspect the breaker.
**[07:05] ---**
Oh?
**[07:06] ---**
Hahahaha!
**[07:08] ---**
By the glow of the moon,
the murmur of treasures resound.
**[07:11] ---**
O guiding whispers, we heed thee.
**[07:13] ---**
For I am Moonlight Phantom Thief
Number One!
**[07:14] ---**
And I am Number Two!
**[07:16] ---**
Behold our brilliance!
**[07:17] ---**
P-P-Phantom Thief!!
**[07:19] ---**
The golf club gifted to you
by the president is now ours!
**[07:26] ---**
Farewell!
**[07:27] ---**
Bye-bye.
**[07:30] ---**
Sir! Stop!
**[07:33] ---**
They're gone.
**[07:34] ---**
Sir, the police!
We must call the police!
**[07:37] ---**
No, forget the police.
**[07:38] ---**
If word gets out,
this incident will tarnish our family's reputation.
**[07:41] ---**
WE GOT SOMETHING NICE TODAY!
– MOONLIGHT PHANTOM THIEF NUMBER TWO
**[07:42] ---**
This is a handwritten note
left by Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Two.
**[07:46] ---**
It always happens at the end of the anime.
**[07:49] ---**
It's left in place of the stolen treasure.
**[07:52] ---**
They've won for now.
I will apologize to Father.
**[07:54] ---**
Sir… What a fine young man
you've become…
**[07:57] ---**
Behold Handkerchief Man!
**[07:59] ---**
The sparkle has landed.
**[08:02] ---**
I'm home!
**[08:03] ---**
How did it go, Akubi?
**[08:05] ---**
Ta-da!
**[08:07] ---**
I got it.
**[08:09] ---**
Wow, great job.
**[08:11] ---**
Mission accomplished!
**[08:12] ---**
Moonlight Phantom Thief to the rescue!
**[08:15] ---**
It's great that we have it now,
but what do we do with it?
**[08:19] ---**
Hmm…we'll get rid of it
next time there's bulky item pickup.
**[08:22] ---**
No, Moonlight Phantom Thief would never do that.
**[08:26] ---**
Man, I'm beat.
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, Akubi!
**[08:34] ---**
Whaa!
**[08:35] ---**
Moonlight Phantom Thief
turned into Yotayama!
**[08:38] ---**
No, it's the other way around…
**[08:40] ---**
I'm Moonlight Phantom Thief too.
**[08:42] ---**
MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
**[08:45] ---**
You wanna go home
like a bullet train today?
**[08:47] ---**
Yeah, let's pretend
we're the N700 series.
**[08:50] ---**
Kan and Mario, after you drop off
your school stuff at home,
**[08:53] ---**
could you come by my place again?
**[08:55] ---**
Sure, but why?
**[08:58] ---**
I've called you here for
one reason, and one reason alone.
**[09:01] ---**
I'm in another pickle.
**[09:03] ---**
You want just our help today?
**[09:06] ---**
Ever since the phantom thief incident,
the butler gets suspicious
**[09:08] ---**
if I have too many people over.
**[09:10] ---**
I see.
**[09:11] ---**
So what's the problem now?
**[09:13] ---**
I hit a golf ball in this room yesterday
and now I can't find it.
**[09:16] ---**
Golfing again?
**[09:18] ---**
So? Is there only one of those too?
**[09:22] ---**
No…well, actually…
**[09:24] ---**
Dad wrote a special message for Mom on it.
**[09:29] ---**
It says "je t'aime"
**[09:31] ---**
Why didn't you just use
a regular ball?
**[09:34] ---**
Actually, you shouldn't be playing
golf here in the first place.
**[09:37] ---**
You think the Kaneamaris use
just any old balls?
**[09:41] ---**
Shall we go?
**[09:42] ---**
Yeah, make it a Hayabusa.
**[09:43] ---**
Hang on, wait.
**[09:45] ---**
Mom has always said
if I ever mess up,
**[09:48] ---**
she'll throw me into
a British public school.
**[09:53] ---**
Now it's England?
**[09:55] ---**
I gotta figure something out before
Mom comes back from Shanghai.
**[09:59] ---**
Oh well… You sure
it's in this room somewhere?
**[10:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:05] ---**
Then finding it should be a piece of cake.
**[10:09] ---**
Maybe it flew into
something like this?
**[10:12] ---**
It's not here.
**[10:14] ---**
You think we can say
the Moonlight Phantom Thief stole it again?
**[10:17] ---**
That might work for now,
**[10:19] ---**
but if someone finds it,
you'll be in big trouble.
**[10:22] ---**
Yeah…
**[10:23] ---**
Hey, Yumizu.
**[10:28] ---**
Did you hear some mysterious thief broke in?
**[10:30] ---**
What are you doing here, Coban?
**[10:33] ---**
I heard rumors about
that Moonlight Phantom Thief.
**[10:37] ---**
I came here to open an investigation.
**[10:39] ---**
Investigation?
**[10:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:41] ---**
I shall retrieve
what that despicable thief has stolen.
**[10:44] ---**
You can trust Detective Coban.
**[10:49] ---**
Hmm, I see…
**[10:50] ---**
So that is the window
from which the thief
**[10:53] ---**
allegedly escaped, yes?
**[10:54] ---**
Who is that?
**[10:55] ---**
My cousin Coban.
**[10:58] ---**
Ohh…hmm…
**[11:02] ---**
He's a detective?
**[11:03] ---**
I have no idea.
**[11:04] ---**
I thought he got sent off
to public school in England.
**[11:08] ---**
Oh, what's this?
**[11:09] ---**
I see, so that's what happened.
**[11:12] ---**
I've cracked the case, Yumizu.
**[11:14] ---**
The thief who stole
Uncle's golf club did not run away.
**[11:20] ---**
The culprit is in our very midsts.
**[11:22] ---**
Whaat?!
**[11:30] ---**
This mansion is surrounded
by security cameras.
**[11:34] ---**
And I have checked each and every video.
**[11:37] ---**
After the thief jumped
out of this window,
**[11:39] ---**
he did not climb over the fence,
nor did he enter or exit the gate.
**[11:42] ---**
In other words…
**[11:44] ---**
In other words?
**[11:45] ---**
The thief is still here!
**[11:48] ---**
He is hiding somewhere
in the mansion.
**[11:50] ---**
R-Really?
**[11:52] ---**
It's a matter of deduction.
**[11:53] ---**
And that's what
this beauty of a coin told me.
**[11:56] ---**
What?
**[11:57] ---**
So,
**[11:58] ---**
I am off to borrow
the floor plan from the butler.
**[12:02] ---**
I can't tell whether
he's a genius or a fool…
**[12:05] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:06] ---**
Let's find the ball
while he's gone.
**[12:08] ---**
Which direction
did you hit the ball?
**[12:09] ---**
To the back of the room.
**[12:18] ---**
BULLGON
**[12:21] ---**
Hm?
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[12:29] ---**
I want to see the floor plan
for this mansion.
**[12:32] ---**
Nothing.
**[12:34] ---**
Same here.
**[12:35] ---**
Where is it?
**[12:37] ---**
Look carefully.
**[12:39] ---**
It's impossible.
I can't find it anywhere.
**[12:42] ---**
You must've really hit it
in a weird place.
**[12:44] ---**
Can't we just blame
the phantom thief?
**[12:47] ---**
I know.
**[12:48] ---**
Let's ask King Genie
if he can use magic to find it.
**[12:52] ---**
Oh?
**[12:53] ---**
Where's the magic bottle?
**[12:55] ---**
It's gone?
**[12:56] ---**
I could've sworn I left it here.
**[12:58] ---**
Maybe you left it somewhere else?
**[13:01] ---**
Yeah, a lot of these places
look the same.
**[13:03] ---**
Oh yeah, Mario.
**[13:05] ---**
Akubi said she wants you
to be Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Three.
**[13:10] ---**
Huh?
**[13:12] ---**
*What? This miracle crystal is for me?*
**[13:15] ---**
*Can this be…?*
**[13:17] ---**
*I'm asking you to be my girlfriend.*
**[13:20] ---**
*Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Three…*
**[13:22] ---**
*Are you sure?
You want to date me?*
**[13:25] ---**
*How could I not!*
**[13:26] ---**
Oh, Akubi…
**[13:30] ---**
If the bottle is nearby,
**[13:32] ---**
you-know-who should be out and about,
showing us where to look.
**[13:34] ---**
Huh? That's weird.
I guess it's not close.
**[13:39] ---**
Mmm…this mansion is too big.
**[13:43] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[13:45] ---**
Did you see a vase around here?
**[13:47] ---**
Vase?
I see a lot of vases over there.
**[13:51] ---**
No, not one of those.
**[13:53] ---**
It's my vase. About this big.
**[13:55] ---**
Hmm… another theft, eh?
**[13:59] ---**
Theft? My vase?
**[14:01] ---**
No way, Akubi…
**[14:05] ---**
If so, I shall
crack the case via the power of deduction.
**[14:08] ---**
Are you really
a detective now, Coban?
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah, you could say that.
**[14:13] ---**
When I lived in England,
I worked at Scotland Yard,
**[14:17] ---**
I earned my investigative chops there.
**[14:20] ---**
From what I can tell from my deductions…
**[14:22] ---**
Our stealthy mansion thief
**[14:24] ---**
has committed yet another crime.
**[14:27] ---**
Um, maybe it's time for another deduction.
**[14:29] ---**
What? Why?
**[14:31] ---**
Because if Moonlight Phantom Thief were the culprit,
a note would've been left behind.
**[14:35] ---**
See?
**[14:36] ---**
I see…
**[14:38] ---**
In that case,
**[14:39] ---**
then it's back to basics.
**[14:40] ---**
First, identify the crime scene.
**[14:43] ---**
You said the stolen vase was here?
**[14:46] ---**
Yes.
**[14:47] ---**
Can you be certain?
**[14:48] ---**
Yes. You saw it too, right, Mario?
**[14:51] ---**
I don't really remember.
**[14:53] ---**
What about you, Kaneamari?
**[14:54] ---**
If you say you put it there,
then I'm sure it was there.
**[14:58] ---**
So the crime scene was here.
**[15:00] ---**
That, however, is based on
his testimony.
**[15:03] ---**
Next, criminal chronology.
**[15:06] ---**
At what time
did you place the vase there?
**[15:07] ---**
Um, what time did we get here?
**[15:10] ---**
I don't remember.
**[15:12] ---**
Then, a short while ago, he noticed
that the vase was missing.
**[15:16] ---**
Next is the subject of the crime.
**[15:18] ---**
The subject?
**[15:19] ---**
Yes, the actual thief.
**[15:22] ---**
At the time of the crime,
you three were in this room, correct?
**[15:25] ---**
Oh, and Coban too.
**[15:27] ---**
I see.
**[15:28] ---**
OBJECT OF THE CRIME
**[15:28] ---**
Let's move on
to the object of the crime.
**[15:30] ---**
What was stolen?
**[15:32] ---**
I told you, my vase.
**[15:33] ---**
See, that's the part
I don't understand.
**[15:36] ---**
This room houses
many priceless vases,
**[15:41] ---**
why was yours targeted?
**[15:44] ---**
Well, because mine is
super valuable in a different way.
**[15:48] ---**
Were you aware of its value?
**[15:51] ---**
Kinda…
**[15:51] ---**
Yeah…
**[15:53] ---**
Now we turn to the method of the crime.
**[15:56] ---**
Is it small enough that a child
could easily walk away with it?
**[16:00] ---**
Yes.
**[16:01] ---**
Then let's look at the motive.
**[16:03] ---**
Motive?
**[16:05] ---**
You said it was super valuable.
But was it expensive?
**[16:08] ---**
Well, it's not monetarily valuable, no.
**[16:11] ---**
Hmm, so for whom does it hold value?
And what kind of value would that be?
**[16:15] ---**
Who stole it?
**[16:17] ---**
Whoever it was,
their motive was substantial.
**[16:21] ---**
We have the butler, chef
and maid in this house.
**[16:24] ---**
They need to be a part of this investigation too.
**[16:28] ---**
Right, time to investigate them.
**[16:32] ---**
Motive… A substantial motive, huh?
**[16:35] ---**
What's the matter, Kan?
**[16:37] ---**
Mario…
You're in love with Akubi, right?
**[16:40] ---**
I am…So what?
**[16:42] ---**
Nothing…
**[16:44] ---**
And Kaneamari…
**[16:45] ---**
With a little magic,
it wouldn't matter
**[16:47] ---**
if you messed up,
you'd just fix it, right?
**[16:49] ---**
Wait, are you saying I took it?
**[16:51] ---**
No…
**[16:51] ---**
Don't tell me you
said the vase was gone
**[16:56] ---**
to have Akubi all to yourself?
**[16:57] ---**
You think I'd come to
Kaneamari's house to do that?
**[17:00] ---**
Maybe you're saying
it went missing
**[17:02] ---**
so you can
sue me for a boat load of money?
**[17:05] ---**
Why would I do that?
**[17:07] ---**
If you hid it,
then just hand it over.
**[17:09] ---**
I didn't hide it.
**[17:11] ---**
Give me my Akubi back.
**[17:12] ---**
Hey, she was never yours.
**[17:14] ---**
And out of us
you're the most likely to do it.
**[17:22] ---**
Master Coban.
**[17:25] ---**
May I please bother you for the floor plan?
**[17:27] ---**
There's no way it's me.
**[17:29] ---**
Me neither.
**[17:30] ---**
I didn't do it either.
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, what ever is the matter?
**[17:37] ---**
Nothing!
**[17:38] ---**
– Oh, there it is.
– I can't stand it anymore!
**[17:43] ---**
There. You now
have the floor plan.
**[17:45] ---**
Yes, I certainly do.
**[17:46] ---**
I suppose I'll be going now.
**[17:49] ---**
Ah-choo!
**[17:55] ---**
Whoa!
**[17:58] ---**
Oh! My vase!
**[18:04] ---**
At your service. Ta-da!
**[18:08] ---**
Who are you?
**[18:10] ---**
Me? Well I'm King Genie.
**[18:13] ---**
King Genie?
**[18:14] ---**
Coban, why do you have the vase?
**[18:18] ---**
Deduction, pure
deduction led me to is.
**[18:21] ---**
No, he's the one who was hiding it.
**[18:25] ---**
How dare you!
**[18:26] ---**
He met my son.
My son told me so.
**[18:33] ---**
*I borrowed the floor plan.*
**[18:35] ---**
*Now, allow me to
continue deducing… Hm?*
**[18:37] ---**
*They're not here…
Are they in the back room?*
**[18:40] ---**
*No one's here,
now's my chance.*
**[18:44] ---**
*Oh yeah.*
**[18:47] ---**
*Huh?*
**[18:53] ---**
*Someone called my name.*
**[18:57] ---**
*– Poot!
– What the…?!*
**[19:03] ---**
*W-W-What the hell is this?*
**[19:06] ---**
That's how he realized
it was a valuable vase.
**[19:09] ---**
So he hid it
and tried to sneak it out.
**[19:14] ---**
Coban!
**[19:16] ---**
See 'ya!
**[19:20] ---**
King Genie actually cracked the case.
**[19:24] ---**
Sorry for what I said.
**[19:26] ---**
Me too.
**[19:27] ---**
Yeah, sorry.
**[19:28] ---**
There's still one mystery to solve.
What is this thingy?
**[19:34] ---**
Oh, master's golf club!
**[19:37] ---**
Oh mother of mercy…
**[19:39] ---**
But how did the golf club that
Moonlight Phantom Thief stole
**[19:43] ---**
end up back here?
**[19:44] ---**
Well…
**[19:46] ---**
Hmm…
**[19:49] ---**
The mystery has been solved.
**[19:52] ---**
You are the thief, my lord.
**[19:55] ---**
The subject, object
and motive of the crime
**[19:57] ---**
all point to you, sir.
**[20:00] ---**
As for the method,
**[20:03] ---**
the participation of the genie
certainly fills in the gaps.
**[20:07] ---**
I ask you for the truth.
**[20:09] ---**
Sir…
**[20:18] ---**
I didn't want to get thrown into
a boarding school in Switzerland
**[20:21] ---**
or a public school in England…
**[20:26] ---**
And have to live apart from
Mom and Dad anymore than I do now!
**[20:32] ---**
Sir…
**[20:33] ---**
I missed Dad,
so I took out his golf club,
**[20:37] ---**
I missed Mom,
so I tried to hit her ball.
**[20:41] ---**
But then, everything fell apart…
**[20:49] ---**
I asked everyone to help
make it look like a robbery,
**[20:53] ---**
but now the truth is out,
and I'm out of hope.
**[20:56] ---**
I'll go to Switzerland.
**[20:58] ---**
Kaneamari!
**[20:59] ---**
No, sir!
**[21:02] ---**
If you apologize with sincerity,
**[21:04] ---**
I promise you, they
will forgive you.
**[21:07] ---**
I will be by your side.
**[21:09] ---**
He's right, Kaneamari.
**[21:11] ---**
It's too soon to give up.
**[21:13] ---**
You guys…
**[21:14] ---**
Thanks.
**[21:16] ---**
Sir!
**[21:19] ---**
Ororon.
You warm the cockles of my heart!
**[21:24] ---**
Don't cry.
**[21:25] ---**
MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
**[21:26] ---**
So I apologized to Mom and Dad via video chat and they both forgave me.
**[21:31] ---**
They said that doesn't count
as messing up.
**[21:33] ---**
You know, that's really great.
**[21:35] ---**
I wonder what they consider
messing up.
**[21:38] ---**
By the way, I hear Coban went back
to England and is doing just dandy.
**[21:43] ---**
He sure was a crappy detective,
wasn't he?
**[21:45] ---**
So if I mess up again,
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I'm gonna ask Moonlight Phantom Thief
for help, okay?
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– I don't think so.
– I don't think so.
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*See that yawn with mouth
opened wide*
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*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:14] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness links*
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*Even if we're far, far apart*
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*I will always be by your side*
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*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
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*All right, here we go, let's jump!*
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*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
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*we will find our way*
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*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
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*Hooray hooray,
may our dreams come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time!)*
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*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
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*For tomorrow there will be sun*
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*together we will be as one*
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*Hooray hooray,
someone sends someone*
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*strength by a cheer*
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*all around the world*
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*We will surely meet again!*
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PREVIEW
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Happy Birthday, Father!
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Happy Birthday.
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Here's your cake.
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Instead of plain old cake,
it's got your favorite, hamburger.
**[23:34] ---**
Wow, it looks scrumdiddlyumptious.
Thank you!
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Next time on Genie Family 2020,
**[23:41] ---**
PREVIEW
CAKE SHOP KAN
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Cake Shop Kan
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Don't miss it.
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By the way,
how old are you now?
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Huh?
Ohh… Eek…itchy, itchy…
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Father!
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# E18 - Cake Shop Kan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6M84GK46/cake-shop-kan)
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FIFTY YEARS AGO
AND TODAY
LET'S COMPARE THE TWO!
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Fifty years ago!
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And today!
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Let's compare the two.
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Sweet!
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Today we're talking cake!
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Fifty years ago,
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cake was a special-occasion treat.
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Yeah, back then
indulging in cake was a birthday-only kind of affair.
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Nowadays, even convenience stores
sell amazing cake!
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Or there's all-you-can-eat cake buffets!
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I like Japanese shortcake
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the kind with lots of whipped cream.
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You know, butter cream
used to be the
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most popular cake topping.
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Butter cream?
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You make it by combining butter
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with sugar and milk.
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Ooh yummy!
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So what happened to all the butter cream?
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Most stores carry
whipped cream cakes now
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because they stay velvety soft
even when refrigerated.
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Oh yeah,
hard butter cream is just gross.
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Exactly, and back then,
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a lot of the butter cream
tasted, well, sort of off.
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The cakes today taste amazing.
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Half a century
sure makes a world of difference.
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In just fifty years…
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Amazing!
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*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
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*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
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*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
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*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
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*Action! Action!*
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*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
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*Let's go, King Genie!*
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*Let's go, King Genie!*
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*Achoo!*
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*(He's a) Genie-us!*
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*(He's a) Genie-us!*
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CAKE SHOP KAN
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We have to hurry!
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What?
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So what should we get today?
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Fruit tart sounds divine,
but so does cheesecake.
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Cake? Let's go check it out, Kan.
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What? Hey, Akubi!
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Me too me too!
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PÂTISSERIE AMASUGI
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Wow, look at that line!
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Now that you mention it,
the other day…
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*I can't believe this line!*
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*Sasha, here.*
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*Today, I'm at a popular cake shop
in the Mamenoki shopping arcade.*
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– Why is anyone waiting for this?
– I had no idea there was a cake shop here.
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Mom was watching a TV show
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about this super popular cake
place that just opened downtown.
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This must be it.
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I wanna go inside!
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Wow…they all look so good.
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I want Japanese shortcake,
Japanese shortcake!
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What?
**[04:02] ---**
You two!
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The end of the line is back there.
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– Huh?
– Huh?
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– Whaatt?
– Whaatt?
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Not so close now.
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Thank you very much!
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Finally, our turn.
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Japanese shortcake please!
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I'm sorry. We're all sold out.
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What? But we waited two hours!
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So, we get something else.
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But I wanted shortcake!
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Akubi…
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Mmm, exquisite!
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Mr. Jin's Japanese shortcake
is absolutely gorgeous with English tea!
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It certainly is.
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Oh! Japanese shortcake!
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Irresistible.
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Mmm, truly a work of art!
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Well, of course.
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Mr. Jin is an authentic
pâtissier trained in France.
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Pâtissier?
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This music!
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It's Mr. Jin. Mr. Jin is here.
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Yesss! Mr. Jin!
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Mr. Jin! You are sublime!
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The rose! Mr. Jin's rose!
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Rose?
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Amour!
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Huh?
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The rose!
Oh, I never get it!
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Darn it!
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Cake is amour!
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AMOUR = LOVE
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Yes!! Mr. Jin!
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Welcome, my kitties, to
Pâtisserie Amasugi!
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Pâtissier, Jin Amasugi at your service.
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EEK!
HE'S WONDERFUL!
MARRY ME!
MR. JIN!
HE'S STUNNING!
I LOVE YOU!
MAKE CAKES FOR ONLY ME!
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MR. JIN LOVE!
HE'S WONDERFUL!
WHOA!
LOOK THIS WAY!
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– I guess he is good-looking.
– So cool! Look this way!
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Mr. Amasugi, what is a pâtissier?
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A pâtissier is French
for pastry chef, kitten.
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France…pâtissier…amour…!
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Hm? Akubi?
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Kan, let's pâtissier!
Let's really give it a try.
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Yeah!
I can see it now, Cake Shop Kan!
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CAKE SHOP KAN
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Huh?
**[06:31] ---**
Mr. Jin! Mr. Jin, look this way!
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Hi!
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Pâtissier…I just love the way that sounds.
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*Of course, the only reason
she wants to work here*
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*is because of his looks.*
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Pâtissier, pâtissier.
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Come here.
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What?
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Hocus Pocus
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Okay, ready? Kan?
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Y-Yeah…
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And then?
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It's a pleasure. I'm Jin Amasugi,
pâtissier extraordinaire.
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May I help you two?
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Please let us work with you.
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Hmm, I'm not
exactly looking for assistants at the moment…
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Akubi, you can't just barge in
and make demands like that.
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It's called not giving up.
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Please! Please let us work here.
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Hmm…
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Come on, you ask too, Kan.
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All right.
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Please let us work here.
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Please!
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D'accord! All right.
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Huh?
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I shall hire you.
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Now you will?
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That rose.
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Oh, this?
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I never refuse a request from
a kitten adorned with that rose.
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Oh, that's why those ladies were
so upset back there.
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Okay, you two, your work
as pâtissiers begins right now.
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All right! Pâtissier! Pâtissier!
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I like your spirit!
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Pâtissier! Pâtissier! Pâtissier!
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KATANASHI
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Hey, Kantaro!
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With techniques I learned in France,
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I craft unique cakes
born in Japan.
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Cakes born in Japan?
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Exactement! That's correct!
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Many cakes have their origin in Japan.
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Care to know more?
**[08:38] ---**
No, I'd rather…
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See, I knew you would!
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Pâtissier Jin Amasugi presents
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Gateau Japon Collection!
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Wow.
**[08:47] ---**
Here we go.
**[08:48] ---**
First we have…
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Japanese shortcake!
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There it is! Oh my gosh.
**[08:53] ---**
What? So this stuff is
really from Japan?
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Yes, the original shortcake
looked like this.
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It was a scone split in half, filled
with strawberries and whipped cream.
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It's said Japanese
pastry chefs during the Taisho period
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created the precursor to
the shortcake we know today.
**[09:11] ---**
Really?
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And all these cakes too.
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Mont Blanc.
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Mille Crepe.
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Souffle cheesecake.
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And gâteau au chocolat.
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These cakes
all originated in Japan!
**[09:28] ---**
You're kidding?
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Wow, there sure is a lot
of different cake from Japan.
**[09:33] ---**
Well, I think it's time
I have my apprentices make some cake.
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So, what'll it be?
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Japanese shortcake, of course!
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All right, my little kitten.
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And then,
s'il vous plaît.
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SUGAR MILK VANILLA OIL
EGGS FLOUR BUTTER
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First, we start with the cake itself.
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Mix then bake, right?
Couldn't be easier!
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Hey, Akubi.
You're making a mess.
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– Pâtissier, pâtissier, pâtissier!
– Geez…
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Hmm, like this?
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When you're done mixing,
pour it in the pan.
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Okay!
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Then place in the oven and bake.
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Bakey bakey.
**[10:17] ---**
Wow, looks delicious.
**[10:20] ---**
Wait, mine's all flat!
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Yours is très bien, Kan.
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Why?
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Shortcake tip number one!
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How you incorporate the eggs is critical.
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Begin by warming the eggs,
then briskly incorporate.
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As the batter smooths,
slow down the mixing.
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That's the key.
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Kantaro's mixing is right on the money.
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You're a natural, Kantaro.
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You think so?
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Uh-huh.
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Then I'll go help the customers.
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What?
**[11:00] ---**
Mr. Jin, please take care of Kan.
**[11:03] ---**
Leave it to me, kitten.
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See, he said you're a natural,
you've got a gift for baking.
**[11:10] ---**
Pâtissier all the way!
**[11:12] ---**
Okay…but why did you pick
pâtissier this time?
**[11:18] ---**
Why? Well, it just
sounds so neat, doesn't it?
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Pâtissier is magical!
**[11:26] ---**
What? That's the only reason?
**[11:28] ---**
It's not because you think
Mr. Jin is super good-looking?
**[11:31] ---**
No! I was thinking of
all the yummy cake I could eat
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if I worked at a cake store!
**[11:40] ---**
Oh, so that's it…
**[11:42] ---**
Okay, I'm going to go help
the customers now.
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Welcome!
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PÂTISSERIE AMASUGI
**[11:48] ---**
Oh are you new here?
I love your enthusiasm.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, good luck!
**[11:54] ---**
Thank you.
**[11:56] ---**
Looks like Mademoiselle Akubi
is more at ease with customer care.
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Come on, let's keep going too.
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Next, we make the cream.
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Okay!
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Shortcake tip number two!
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Keep your heavy cream chilled
while mixing.
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The butterfat content in cream
is sensitive to heat.
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Losing that chill factor
**[12:18] ---**
will cause it to become oily
and unappetizing.
**[12:21] ---**
Being a pâtissier is
a lot harder than I thought.
**[12:26] ---**
Guess it's more than
decorating and frosting.
**[12:30] ---**
What? Decorating and frosting?
**[12:34] ---**
I mean, that's what I used to think.
**[12:39] ---**
Don't worry, I hear that a lot.
**[12:43] ---**
Phew, I'm beat!
**[12:45] ---**
Très bien! Fantastic.
**[12:49] ---**
So what made you
want to be a pâtissier?
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Hmm, well…
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I wanted to make a
very special person happy I suppose.
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A very special person…
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My grandma loved cake.
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I started baking
to bring joy to her heart.
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I kept baking, so I could make
great cakes for Grandma
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and before I knew it,
I was a pâtissier in France.
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Wow.
**[13:19] ---**
Who are you going to
present that cake to, Kantaro?
**[13:23] ---**
Huh?
**[13:24] ---**
Thank you very much.
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A genuine sense of love
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is the number one ingredient
of cake that satisfies the heart and soul.
**[13:34] ---**
A genuine sense of love…
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Kantaro!
Cake is pure, unfettered…
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amour!
**[13:41] ---**
AMOUR = LOVE
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Come on, let's keep working.
**[13:59] ---**
Thank you. Pizza delivery!
**[14:02] ---**
Wonderful, thank you ever so much!
**[14:08] ---**
Kan…do your best.
**[14:16] ---**
I'm done!
**[14:18] ---**
Yes! Très bien! It looks like
a wedding cake!
**[14:22] ---**
Huh?
**[14:23] ---**
Okay, that's enough work for one day.
**[14:26] ---**
Now go and give that to our sweet kitten.
**[14:29] ---**
Okay.
**[14:30] ---**
I'm going to call it a day now.
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Comment t'allez-vous?
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Careful…careful…
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It'll all be ruined
if I drop it now.
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*Prince Farty, reporting for doody.*
**[14:52] ---**
*Crap.*
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*I thought I saw some
whipped cream just now.*
**[14:57] ---**
Poot poot!
**[15:00] ---**
– Poot poot poot poot!
– Whoa, whoa, wait, Puuta?
**[15:02] ---**
No, stop it.
**[15:04] ---**
I'm telling you
there's nothing inside.
**[15:07] ---**
*Oh yeah, like I believe that.*
**[15:10] ---**
*You've got Japanese shortcake!*
**[15:13] ---**
Now!
**[15:14] ---**
Poot?
**[15:15] ---**
Run, run!
**[15:17] ---**
– Poot poot poot poot!
– *You're not getting away!*
**[15:20] ---**
Next time, that rose is mine!
**[15:24] ---**
There's no stoping us.
**[15:27] ---**
Oh my,
what is a baby doing here?
**[15:30] ---**
Poot poot poot!
**[15:34] ---**
He is just too precious.
**[15:38] ---**
Mrs. Bosuzaki?
**[15:40] ---**
What's wrong, Mrs. Bosuzaki?
**[15:42] ---**
Mrs. Garita, Mrs. Tamaki…
**[15:44] ---**
We must take back the cake from the boy.
**[15:48] ---**
What? That boy? He came from
the direction of Mr. Jin's shop.
**[15:52] ---**
You think he stole the cake
from Mr. Jin's shop?
**[15:56] ---**
Of course he did!
**[15:57] ---**
Right?
Isn't that right, Mrs. Bosuzaki?
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Poot poot!
**[16:01] ---**
Yes, exactly.
**[16:03] ---**
He has to pay,
right, Mrs. Tamaki?
**[16:05] ---**
Right! Let's go catch the crook!
**[16:08] ---**
It takes a thief to catch a thief!
**[16:12] ---**
I must've outrun them.
**[16:14] ---**
Hold it right there.
**[16:22] ---**
Hand over the cake now.
**[16:25] ---**
Poot!
**[16:26] ---**
Is he controlling them
with his magic?
**[16:29] ---**
We are bandits of justice,
crusaders of stolen cakes everywhere.
**[16:34] ---**
Behold, the Ladies of Thievery!
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LADIES OF THIEVERY
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We are the Ladies of Thievery…
**[16:37] ---**
Once we've got you in
our sights, you're ours!
**[16:42] ---**
Shit... they're scary…
**[16:43] ---**
Gotta run!
**[16:44] ---**
You can't run from us!
**[16:46] ---**
Stop!
**[16:49] ---**
Poot poot poot!
**[16:53] ---**
I've gotta be safe now.
**[16:55] ---**
All I wanna do is give Akubi
this cake…
**[16:59] ---**
If I cut through this park,
I should be able to get back.
**[17:08] ---**
We've already hacked
the city's security cameras.
**[17:11] ---**
Running is futile!
**[17:14] ---**
Okay, got it.
**[17:17] ---**
The target is headed your way, Mrs. Tamaki.
**[17:20] ---**
Roger. Commence attack!
**[17:24] ---**
Ladies hades attack!
**[17:29] ---**
What the hell?
**[17:31] ---**
Not bad.
Then how about this?
**[17:34] ---**
Ladies ricochet shot!
**[17:37] ---**
Coming in low.
**[17:47] ---**
Take this, this and this!
**[17:50] ---**
Anything but this cake!
**[17:52] ---**
Say bye bye!
**[17:54] ---**
Ladies of Thievery final attack!
**[17:58] ---**
This cake…
**[17:59] ---**
It stays…
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…it stays with me!
**[18:07] ---**
*Hayabusa E5 series Tohoku
bullet train, give me strength!*
**[18:14] ---**
And we're off!
**[18:16] ---**
What?
**[18:19] ---**
320 km an hour!
**[18:23] ---**
You're hopeless, hopeless,
hopeless, hopeless!
**[18:28] ---**
That power.
**[18:34] ---**
LADIES OF THIEVERY
TAMAKI, OUT
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Mission possible.
**[18:40] ---**
Phew, it's still intact.
**[18:45] ---**
You there.
Hand over the cake.
**[18:48] ---**
I repeat.
**[18:49] ---**
Hand over the cake.
**[18:51] ---**
You can run all you want.
**[18:53] ---**
You're dealing with…
**[18:55] ---**
A master of robotics!
**[19:00] ---**
Now a robot?
**[19:04] ---**
Halt!
**[19:05] ---**
– Stop, stop! Hey!
– *It'll get me!*
**[19:08] ---**
*What do I do…?*
**[19:10] ---**
*Hakone Tozan Railway…*
**[19:13] ---**
*Give me strength!*
**[19:15] ---**
Lock on!
**[19:19] ---**
Wha—?
**[19:20] ---**
Switchback, switchback, switchback,
switchback, switchback…
**[19:23] ---**
Switchback, switchback…
**[19:28] ---**
Switchback! Switchback! Switchback!
**[19:30] ---**
What is he doing?!
**[19:32] ---**
I can't keep up!
**[19:34] ---**
This is called a…
**[19:35] ---**
…switchback !
**[19:44] ---**
LADIES OF THIEVERY
GARITA, OUT
**[19:45] ---**
I am done…
**[19:46] ---**
All right!
**[19:48] ---**
Switchback.
**[19:50] ---**
COME AGAIN
BIG SALE
**[19:52] ---**
I'm finally back.
**[19:55] ---**
You beat those two.
I'm impressed.
**[19:58] ---**
But Mr. Jin's cake…
**[20:02] ---**
Is mine for the taking, child!
**[20:04] ---**
*Kantaro, this is your final battle!*
**[20:07] ---**
Little Bro.
**[20:08] ---**
*No one's gonna be hogging that cake!*
**[20:10] ---**
I'm never letting it go.
**[20:17] ---**
Poot!
**[20:19] ---**
Oomph!
**[20:22] ---**
-- Oomph!
-- There's no way…
**[20:24] ---**
-- Oomph!
--…I'll ever give you…
**[20:27] ---**
…this cake!
**[20:30] ---**
One more time!
**[20:38] ---**
*I got it!*
**[20:39] ---**
Gimme back the cake!
**[20:43] ---**
*Huh?*
**[20:46] ---**
I gotta catch it!
**[20:52] ---**
Oh!
**[20:52] ---**
AMASUGI
**[20:54] ---**
Kan?
**[20:57] ---**
Kan?
**[20:59] ---**
Is that…me?
**[21:06] ---**
Is that me?
**[21:15] ---**
Kan, this Japanese shortcake is…
**[21:20] ---**
…incredible!
**[21:21] ---**
Seriously?
**[21:23] ---**
Yup!
**[21:24] ---**
Thank you Kan, that means a lot.
**[21:27] ---**
Yeah…
**[21:28] ---**
It was a lot of work,
but I'm glad I tried it.
**[21:32] ---**
Have some, Kan.
**[21:34] ---**
– Here.
– Huh?
**[21:36] ---**
*Come on, open wide…*
**[21:37] ---**
– That cake was for Sis?
– *It's okay, I'll do it.*
**[21:41] ---**
– Why didn't he just say so?
– *Why are you blushing?*
**[21:43] ---**
*It's nothing.*
**[21:45] ---**
– Looks like Kan has finally found his dream…
– *Come on, Kan. Hurry.*
**[21:49] ---**
What?
**[21:50] ---**
Kan's dream is…
**[22:05] ---**
*See that yawn with mouth
opened wide*
**[22:09] ---**
*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:14] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness links*
**[22:23] ---**
*Even if we're far, far apart*
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let's jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:44] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
may our dreams come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time!)*
**[22:57] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:58] ---**
*For tomorrow there will be sun*
**[23:01] ---**
*together we will be as one*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
someone sends someone*
**[23:09] ---**
*strength by a cheer*
**[23:12] ---**
*all around the world*
**[23:14] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:26] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:27] ---**
Thank you for riding
King Genie Railways.
**[23:32] ---**
The next stop is Prince Farty, Prince Farty.
**[23:36] ---**
What are you doing?
**[23:37] ---**
I'm practicing to be
a train conductor.
**[23:38] ---**
If I win the gold prize
at the next photo contest,
**[23:41] ---**
I get to name a station.
**[23:43] ---**
In that case, shouldn't you
be practicing photography?
**[23:47] ---**
A DREAM FINALLY FOUND!
**[23:48] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020,
**[23:51] ---**
A Dream Finally Found!
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it.
**[23:55] ---**
# E19 - A Dream Finally Found!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63W4V1V6/a-dream-finally-found)
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**[00:07] ---**
What is it
that you wanted to tell me, Father?
**[00:10] ---**
Akubi, your training
looks to finally be coming to an end.
**[00:14] ---**
What?
Does that mean…
**[00:16] ---**
Does that mean Kan finally
found his dream?
**[00:20] ---**
Yes my dear.
**[00:22] ---**
I'm so happy I can't believe it.
**[00:26] ---**
So, he really did it…huh?
**[00:29] ---**
I have to be there
for him till the very end.
**[00:33] ---**
Akubi…
**[00:34] ---**
So, Father…
**[00:36] ---**
What is Kan's dream?
**[00:38] ---**
I wonder what kind of—?
**[00:41] ---**
Ruff ruff.
**[00:42] ---**
Akubi…
**[00:45] ---**
You must find out for yourself…
**[01:02] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:09] ---**
*Don't try to hold back your yawns*
**[01:17] ---**
*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*
**[01:28] ---**
*Let's take action, action in a new world!*
**[01:37] ---**
*Action! Action!*
**[01:41] ---**
*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:47] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:51] ---**
*Let's go, King Genie!*
**[01:55] ---**
*Achoo!*
**[02:03] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:07] ---**
*(He's a) Genie-us!*
**[02:20] ---**
A DREAM FINALLY FOUND!
**[02:21] ---**
I'm ready, big wonderful world.
Akubi here.
**[02:27] ---**
Hey, Kan!
**[02:29] ---**
Hm?
**[02:30] ---**
You figured it out, right?
**[02:31] ---**
What?
**[02:33] ---**
Your dream! Tell me, Kan.
**[02:36] ---**
You have to tell me all about it.
**[02:38] ---**
Mmm…I'm kinda busy…
**[02:41] ---**
Come on, you're not even listening!
**[02:45] ---**
*Once I complete my training…*
**[02:48] ---**
*I have to go back to the genie world.*
**[02:51] ---**
Whoa!
**[02:53] ---**
What what?!
**[02:55] ---**
Check this out!
This event held at Tatsugaoka Railroad!
**[02:55] ---**
TATSUGAOKA RAILROAD
SPECIAL EVENT
**[02:58] ---**
Tatsugaoka Railroad?
**[03:01] ---**
It's a small railroad company
in the suburbs.
**[03:03] ---**
Oh yeah?
**[03:04] ---**
They're putting on
a railroad photo contest!
**[03:08] ---**
Railroad photo…
**[03:09] ---**
And get a load of this!
**[03:12] ---**
SHOOT FOR THE GOLD!!
**[03:12] ---**
They'll name a station after you.
**[03:15] ---**
Yeah, whoever wins the gold prize
gets to have their name on the station!
**[03:19] ---**
Really? So, if you win then…
**[03:22] ---**
It'll be Kantaro Station!
**[03:24] ---**
KANTARO STATION
THIS WAY THAT WAY
**[03:25] ---**
Welcome to Kantaro Station!
**[03:28] ---**
It's like too good to be true!
**[03:31] ---**
All aboard!
**[03:34] ---**
Of course, Kan's dream is…
**[03:38] ---**
All right, looks like I gotta go!
**[03:40] ---**
All aboard!
**[03:42] ---**
TATSUGAOKA STATION
**[03:42] ---**
Wow, so this is
Tatsugaoka train station, huh?
**[03:46] ---**
It's just so cool.
**[03:49] ---**
I'm gonna get some amazing pictures,
I can feel it.
**[03:52] ---**
Oh, Kan.
**[03:55] ---**
You'd never think this is Tokyo.
**[03:58] ---**
It's so laid back.
**[04:03] ---**
Wow, look at that, it's so short!
**[04:05] ---**
I told you it was a local line.
**[04:08] ---**
Hey, check this out, Akubi.
**[04:08] ---**
TATSUGAOKA RAILROAD STATION
**[04:11] ---**
Look at the character they use
for rail in railroad.
**[04:13] ---**
MONEY LOSE
**[04:13] ---**
You know how the regular character
has the radicals "lose" and "money," right?
**[04:17] ---**
Well, it's bad luck,
**[04:19] ---**
so they used the old character instead.
**[04:19] ---**
TETSU
**[04:22] ---**
Lots of rail companies
avoid the character
**[04:25] ---**
and still have people
read it as if nothing's changed.
**[04:26] ---**
PASSENGER RAILROAD COMPANY
**[04:28] ---**
Hmm… You're just a fountain of knowledge
when it comes to trains.
**[04:36] ---**
TATSUGAOKA RAILWAY
SPECIAL ONE-DAY TICKET 480 YEN
**[04:37] ---**
A ticket punch! I've never
seen one in real life.
**[04:40] ---**
Good eye.
Ours is extra special.
**[04:45] ---**
Wow! Did you know, Akubi?
**[04:48] ---**
Each station has its own.
**[04:50] ---**
(TATSUGAOKA RAIWAY)
250 YEN GOOD FOR ONE DAY
**[04:51] ---**
The shape is what tells
you where it was punched.
**[04:56] ---**
A master of the ticket punch
is a master of the train.
**[05:02] ---**
Would you like to give it a try?
**[05:03] ---**
Really? Thank you, thank you, thank you!
**[05:06] ---**
Kan, come on, do mine!
**[05:11] ---**
I can't believe this is happening!
**[05:13] ---**
This has to be it…
**[05:15] ---**
Kan's dream is related to trains.
**[05:19] ---**
– Akubi.
– Huh?
**[05:20] ---**
Mario.
**[05:22] ---**
Well, what a wonderful surprise!
**[05:25] ---**
Picture time. Picture time.
**[05:26] ---**
Of course he's here.
**[05:29] ---**
You had to get involved, too.
**[05:31] ---**
I guess I did.
**[05:32] ---**
Wow, that's some camera.
**[05:36] ---**
Yeah, this is my little telephoto lens.
Oh, it's no big deal…
**[05:40] ---**
It has a focal length of 300 mm
and a maximum aperture of 2.8.
**[05:44] ---**
It really makes your
**[05:46] ---**
– subject come to life..
–None of this makes any sense.
**[05:47] ---**
- It just pops.
– *He's serious.*
**[05:49] ---**
That gold prize is mine!
**[05:53] ---**
Our next stop is Mario, Mario.
**[05:57] ---**
MARIO STATION
THIS WAY THAT WAY
**[06:01] ---**
Mario station! It just rolls off the tongue.
**[06:05] ---**
I can't wait!
**[06:08] ---**
Oh shit…
**[06:16] ---**
– Poot.
– *Poot, time to get to work.*
**[06:19] ---**
Little Bro!
**[06:21] ---**
Mario, you reek.
**[06:24] ---**
No, it wasn't me.
**[06:25] ---**
*This guy again?*
**[06:28] ---**
*This'll work out just fine.*
**[06:30] ---**
*I'll finally figure out Kantaro's dream.*
**[06:33] ---**
So, where's your camera, Kan?
**[06:37] ---**
Huh?
**[06:38] ---**
Umm…right here.
**[06:39] ---**
What? Your phone? Seriously?
**[06:42] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[06:44] ---**
You think you'll get the gold with that?
**[06:47] ---**
Yeah, well, that's not what matters.
**[06:50] ---**
It's what's in here!
**[06:52] ---**
It's passion for the train.
**[06:54] ---**
Hmm…passion, huh?
**[06:57] ---**
What?
**[06:59] ---**
Oh, Kan.
**[07:01] ---**
Huh? What?
**[07:03] ---**
Come on, Kan.
Let's make this interesting.
**[07:05] ---**
Interesting?
**[07:07] ---**
Yeah, whoever places higher
**[07:10] ---**
gets to profess his love to Akubi…
**[07:12] ---**
Sound good?
**[07:13] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
You're not making sense.
**[07:17] ---**
I'm gonna beat you and tell Akubi
exactly how I feel.
**[07:22] ---**
–Hey, what are you guys talking about?
– Poot!
**[07:25] ---**
– Waahh!
– Yikes!
**[07:28] ---**
Akubi, I'm about to win the gold in
the photo contest.
**[07:33] ---**
You just wait and see!
**[07:35] ---**
Huh? O-Okay.
**[07:37] ---**
Yeehaw, let's do this!
**[07:40] ---**
My shutter button's gonna be on fire!
**[07:42] ---**
Mario…
**[07:46] ---**
All aboard.
**[07:50] ---**
This contest's in the bag!
**[07:52] ---**
No, it's not! Get ready
to read Kantaro Station!
**[07:57] ---**
Hey, Kan. I wanna see too.
**[08:00] ---**
Poot!
**[08:01] ---**
You'll have to wait.
**[08:02] ---**
I wanna see, I wanna see,
I wanna see!
**[08:05] ---**
Akubi!
**[08:07] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[08:09] ---**
Thanks, Mario.
**[08:11] ---**
No problem at all.
**[08:19] ---**
All right, all right.
**[08:26] ---**
You're taking the picture from the front?
**[08:28] ---**
Yes, but that's not all.
**[08:30] ---**
It's all about that magical moment when
the driver does the pointing thing.
**[08:35] ---**
When does he do that?
**[08:37] ---**
There's a sign called
the signal-calling position indicator.
**[08:41] ---**
When the driver sees that
he has to then point to it.
**[08:46] ---**
I'm gonna capture that exact moment.
**[08:49] ---**
So that signal whatchumacallit is…
**[08:52] ---**
That thing?
**[08:54] ---**
All right.
**[08:56] ---**
Now's my chance!
**[08:57] ---**
Hey, stop pushing.
**[08:59] ---**
You stop pushing.
**[09:01] ---**
You pushed first.
**[09:04] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[09:08] ---**
– Come to papa!
– Come to papa!
**[09:12] ---**
*I can point my finger too.*
**[09:14] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo!*
**[09:17] ---**
– Now!
– Now!
**[09:18] ---**
– Whaatt?
– Whaatt?
**[09:20] ---**
Poo poo poo…
**[09:22] ---**
Next station is, "And then."
**[09:24] ---**
Wow, the flowers are gorgeous.
**[09:27] ---**
Yeah, this place'll
be perfect for pictures.
**[09:30] ---**
The train's on this side, huh?
**[09:32] ---**
*I see.*
**[09:33] ---**
*So, they're taking a picture of
the train in the background.*
**[09:36] ---**
Camera angle set!
**[09:38] ---**
Ready steady.
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, here it comes.
**[09:41] ---**
All right, come on!
**[09:44] ---**
Come on!
**[09:47] ---**
– Come to papa!
– Come to papa!
**[09:49] ---**
Poot!
**[09:59] ---**
Hey! Stop it, dammit!
**[10:02] ---**
Forget it.
I'm going it alone.
**[10:06] ---**
I've got a secret weapon.
**[10:09] ---**
Secret weapon, huh?
Come on, Akubi!
**[10:14] ---**
Okay, fly!
**[10:16] ---**
Oh, I get it. You're gonna take
the picture from the sky.
**[10:19] ---**
No one will see us,
and we can go wherever we want.
**[10:22] ---**
Take this, Mario.
**[10:27] ---**
There!
**[10:30] ---**
Come on, faster. Hurry, hurry.
**[10:33] ---**
Geez, give me a chance.
Better hang on.
**[10:40] ---**
This next one will be the winner.
**[10:44] ---**
Come to papa!
**[10:46] ---**
Poot!
**[10:54] ---**
Prince Farty!!
**[10:58] ---**
Humph! This is nothing.
**[11:00] ---**
I'm bringing home the gold!
**[11:04] ---**
Now come to papa!
**[11:07] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[11:09] ---**
– Nothing's gonna stop me!
– *I thought he'd give up,*
**[11:12] ---**
– I'm going for it!
– *I thought he'd give up,*
**[11:13] ---**
– You can do it, Kan.
– but he's got balls.
**[11:14] ---**
You can do it, Kan.
**[11:16] ---**
Shutter button
don't fail me now.
**[11:20] ---**
Good luck, Kan!
**[11:22] ---**
*He's really into this stuff.*
**[11:26] ---**
*His dream has to
have something to do with trains.*
**[11:31] ---**
How's it going, Kan?
**[11:32] ---**
How's it going? Well, so-so, I guess.
**[11:37] ---**
Wanna see the pictures I took?
**[11:44] ---**
Wow, they're really impressive.
**[11:48] ---**
Amazing, they all look great.
**[11:52] ---**
You have to capture their raw power.
**[11:55] ---**
That's what I'm looking for.
**[11:58] ---**
Mario's beaming.
**[12:01] ---**
I can taste the win.
**[12:02] ---**
Sorry, not so fast.
**[12:04] ---**
I have something in mind
that will knock everyone's socks off.
**[12:08] ---**
What, really?
**[12:09] ---**
Oh yeah? What is it then?
**[12:12] ---**
T-That's…a secret.
**[12:15] ---**
Hmm…but…
**[12:16] ---**
– I'm gonna grab the gold!
– I'm gonna grab the gold!
**[12:25] ---**
Hey, Kan.
**[12:26] ---**
So, what is this amazing picture
you're talking about?
**[12:29] ---**
I told you it's a secret.
**[12:32] ---**
*Show off…
I bet he's bluffing…*
**[12:36] ---**
*Crap, how the hell am I
gonna take a better picture than Mario?*
**[12:40] ---**
There!
Come to papa!
**[12:43] ---**
Come on, Kan. Tell me.
**[12:44] ---**
Hey, get outta the way.
**[12:48] ---**
This is it…
**[12:49] ---**
Come on, Kan.
**[12:52] ---**
Kan.
**[12:53] ---**
Come on.
**[12:55] ---**
Kan!
**[12:56] ---**
Come on,
stop getting in the picture!
**[13:00] ---**
Well, maybe you should've told me.
**[13:03] ---**
All aboard.
**[13:04] ---**
Come to papa!
**[13:06] ---**
You…
**[13:06] ---**
Aw man!
**[13:11] ---**
Poo poo.
**[13:13] ---**
Yes!
**[13:16] ---**
Fine I get it.
**[13:18] ---**
– Yes!
– Yes!
**[13:20] ---**
Yummy!
**[13:21] ---**
Poot!
**[13:23] ---**
I'm going to the bathroom.
**[13:25] ---**
Eat up.
**[13:27] ---**
Before they notice…
**[13:31] ---**
Come to papa!
**[13:33] ---**
– Kan!
– Poot poot!
**[13:34] ---**
Surprise!
**[13:37] ---**
Now!
**[13:38] ---**
Kan!
**[13:39] ---**
Come on! Jeez!
Can you just stop!
**[13:43] ---**
But you got a lot of good pictures,
so what's the big deal?
**[13:46] ---**
You know…
**[13:47] ---**
Just because I got a lot of pictures…
**[13:55] ---**
Akubi and the trains, huh?
**[13:57] ---**
What's the matter, Kan?
**[14:02] ---**
You know, I actually think
this might really work.
**[14:06] ---**
Really?
**[14:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:09] ---**
Looking good.
**[14:21] ---**
Yeah, looks great.
**[14:23] ---**
Now if I can just add
a touch of railroad,
**[14:27] ---**
we'll be in business.
**[14:29] ---**
This is fun, Kan.
**[14:31] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[14:33] ---**
Yup!
**[14:38] ---**
Poot?
**[14:40] ---**
*Why's he acting so weird?*
**[14:42] ---**
Hey look, Kan!
**[14:45] ---**
Hm? Oh.
**[14:47] ---**
It's a multi-level railroad crossing.
**[14:50] ---**
So, a train runs below another train, huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Right, that's it!
**[14:55] ---**
Right, that's it!
**[14:57] ---**
Let's see…
**[14:58] ---**
From the starting station Tatsugaoka,
**[15:00] ---**
it takes 16 minutes
for the train to arrive at the next station.
**[15:03] ---**
And since the distance is half…umm…
**[15:06] ---**
Hey, Kan. What are you writing down?
**[15:10] ---**
Aren't you taking pictures of the train?
**[15:11] ---**
All right! I got it!
**[15:14] ---**
*Now what?*
**[15:15] ---**
What did you get?
**[15:17] ---**
The railroad bridge at that
multi-level railroad crossing.
**[15:20] ---**
I figured it out from the timetable.
**[15:22] ---**
When the top and bottom train
cross each other.
**[15:28] ---**
If my calculations are right,
**[15:29] ---**
this should be the photo of a lifetime.
**[15:31] ---**
Really? That's amazing, Kan.
**[15:34] ---**
That gold prize is yours.
**[15:36] ---**
Well, a lot has to happen before that but…
**[15:40] ---**
You really do love trains and railroads,
don't you, Kan.
**[15:43] ---**
Huh? Yeah, I do but…
**[15:46] ---**
why are you saying that now?
**[15:48] ---**
I just wanted to confirm your dream.
**[15:51] ---**
My dream?
**[15:53] ---**
When you grow up,
you want a job related to train travel, right?
**[15:57] ---**
Hmm, train travel, huh…
**[16:02] ---**
Well, I definitely like trains but…
**[16:06] ---**
Well, it's hard to explain,
**[16:07] ---**
I can't really say it's my dream.
**[16:09] ---**
What? It's not?
**[16:11] ---**
Then what is then?
**[16:13] ---**
Good thinking, Kan.
**[16:16] ---**
Mario?
**[16:16] ---**
Inserting Akubi
into your pictures, huh?
**[16:20] ---**
Hate to break it to you,
but I'm the one who can bring out her true beauty.
**[16:24] ---**
I know I can take an amazing picture of her.
**[16:26] ---**
Mario?
**[16:28] ---**
So Akubi, give me the honor
of taking your picture!
**[16:31] ---**
What? But what about Kan's idea?
**[16:35] ---**
All right. If we start walking now,
we should be able to make it.
**[16:39] ---**
Please! Akubi!
I have to win this contest!
**[16:44] ---**
I can't wait to see if
**[16:45] ---**
– my calculations were right.
– What should I do, Kan?
**[16:52] ---**
Now boarding.
**[16:57] ---**
Kan, you meany.
You big dumb dumb…
**[17:00] ---**
Come on Akubi. Hurry.
**[17:03] ---**
What do I do, Kan?
**[17:05] ---**
As long as you make it to
the crossing in time, you should be good.
**[17:13] ---**
Let's go, Mario.
**[17:14] ---**
Okay. I promise
I'll take some great pictures.
**[17:25] ---**
Now way is Kan gonna beat me!
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, Akubi…Akubi!
**[17:32] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:33] ---**
It's nothing.
**[17:47] ---**
Poot!
**[17:50] ---**
*Why didn't you stop
Sis from going?*
**[17:53] ---**
*I couldn't ask anyway,
I can only freakin say poot.*
**[17:57] ---**
All right, it's go time.
**[18:04] ---**
*No way…could his dream be…*
**[18:10] ---**
Yeah! Looks good!
**[18:12] ---**
Let's keep going, it's looking good.
**[18:15] ---**
Sorry, Mario.
**[18:18] ---**
Yes, I made it.
**[18:22] ---**
Here we go.
**[18:23] ---**
The angle is perfect.
**[18:26] ---**
Do not even think about using magic. Got it?
**[18:31] ---**
Now, as long as the train comes
according to my calculations…
**[18:34] ---**
As long as the train comes…
**[18:41] ---**
It would've been so much better
if Akubi were here…
**[18:45] ---**
Hey.
**[18:47] ---**
Kan!
**[18:53] ---**
Kan!
**[18:56] ---**
Akubi!
**[19:02] ---**
Akubi! Hurry!
**[19:06] ---**
Akubi!
**[19:08] ---**
Kan.
**[19:09] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[19:10] ---**
*They're not gonna make it.*
**[19:15] ---**
*Do not even think about using magic!*
**[19:18] ---**
Damn…I'm too late.
**[19:26] ---**
W-What the?
**[19:30] ---**
Poo poo poo.
**[19:33] ---**
Akubi!
**[19:34] ---**
Okay!
**[19:43] ---**
*Tell me, Kan.*
**[19:44] ---**
*So what's your dream?*
**[19:47] ---**
*Well…my dream is…*
**[19:53] ---**
And then later.
**[19:55] ---**
And the silver goes to Mario Kashikomari.
**[19:58] ---**
Silver? That's awesome.
**[20:01] ---**
Of course he did.
**[20:02] ---**
Congratulations, Mario.
**[20:04] ---**
Congratulations.
**[20:05] ---**
Yeah, thanks.
**[20:07] ---**
You placed too, right, Kan?
**[20:11] ---**
Yeah, sorta…
**[20:13] ---**
The Best Effort Award
isn't exactly…
**[20:14] ---**
Yeah, the train is all outta focus.
**[20:17] ---**
You focused too much on Akubi.
**[20:20] ---**
But look at her amazing smile.
**[20:24] ---**
Right? Don't you think?
**[20:25] ---**
You won that award thanks to your model.
**[20:29] ---**
True.
**[20:30] ---**
You should be grateful to Akubi.
**[20:34] ---**
I'm going home.
**[20:36] ---**
Mario…?
**[20:46] ---**
Mario.
**[20:50] ---**
I know, let's go home pretending
we're trains like we always do.
**[20:54] ---**
I'll be 65 so be DD, Mario.
**[21:02] ---**
So, are you gonna tell Akubi
how you feel about her?
**[21:07] ---**
You said if you win you will.
**[21:09] ---**
I lost.
**[21:10] ---**
What're you saying?
You won the silver.
**[21:14] ---**
Sure, we both wanted gold,
**[21:17] ---**
at least you didn't get
the Best Effort Award…
**[21:19] ---**
Sorry, Kan.
**[21:21] ---**
I wanna be alone.
**[21:22] ---**
You're acting weird. What's wrong?
**[21:27] ---**
Just leave me alone!
**[21:32] ---**
Mario…
**[21:35] ---**
No fighting!
Both of you.
**[21:38] ---**
I have to go back to
the genie world soon.
**[21:42] ---**
I want you two to get along.
**[21:46] ---**
Yeah, but you always come back
when I yawn.
**[21:50] ---**
I won't see you again!!
**[22:05] ---**
*See that yawn with mouth
opened wide*
**[22:09] ---**
*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:13] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:18] ---**
*Happiness links*
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we're far, far apart*
**[22:27] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let's jump!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:41] ---**
*we will find our way*
**[22:43] ---**
*Though there may be
nothing guiding us*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
may our dreams come true*
**[22:52] ---**
*We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time!)*
**[22:56] ---**
*Hooray hooray, it's all right,*
**[22:59] ---**
*For tomorrow there will be sun*
**[23:01] ---**
*together we will be as one*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hooray hooray,
someone sends someone*
**[23:09] ---**
*strength by a cheer*
**[23:11] ---**
*all around the world*
**[23:13] ---**
*We will surely meet again!*
**[23:25] ---**
PREVIEW
**[23:26] ---**
Visibility, check!
**[23:27] ---**
I'm Magic Carpet.
So King Genie, what dream did Kan find?
**[23:32] ---**
You'll find out in the next episode.
**[23:35] ---**
I can't wait that long!
**[23:36] ---**
Hey, Magic Purse,
I can keep a secret.
**[23:39] ---**
Gama, gama, gama.
**[23:42] ---**
What? You're speaking the truth?
**[23:45] ---**
Gama.
**[23:45] ---**
Next time on Genie Family 2020.
So Long, Akubi!
**[23:51] ---**
The final episode
we've all been waiting for!
**[23:53] ---**
Don't miss it.
**[23:55] ---**
# E20 - So Long, Akubi!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR25KPX5R/so-long-akubi)
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**[00:07] ---**
Father, is my training really
coming to an end?
**[00:11] ---**
I'm afraid so, my dear.
**[00:12] ---**
Kan seems to have discovered his dream.
**[00:16] ---**
But Father, what is it then?
**[00:20] ---**
I don't think he wants to be
a train driver…
**[00:23] ---**
Sometimes one's dream
**[00:25] ---**
is not a professional endeavor
but something else entirely.
**[00:28] ---**
What?
**[00:31] ---**
Your time with Kan
**[00:32] ---**
will finally conclude
with the glow of the full moon.
**[00:36] ---**
What?
**[00:36] ---**
And then it'll be no more
human world for us…
**[00:40] ---**
It is the law of the world in which
we live, there is nothing I can do.
**[00:59] ---**
Don't try to hold back your yawns
**[01:07] ---**
Don't try to hold back your yawns
**[01:14] ---**
Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
**[01:26] ---**
Let's take action, action in a new world!
**[01:34] ---**
Action! Action!
**[01:38] ---**
Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
**[01:44] ---**
Let's go, King Genie!
**[01:48] ---**
Let's go, King Genie!
**[01:52] ---**
Achoo!
**[02:01] ---**
(He's a) Genie-us!
**[02:05] ---**
(He's a) Genie-us!
**[02:17] ---**
SO LONG, AKUBI!
**[02:24] ---**
*What am I gonna do?*
**[02:28] ---**
*I have to go back to
the genie world soon.*
**[02:32] ---**
*So I want you two to get along.*
**[02:34] ---**
*What?*
**[02:35] ---**
*To the genie world?!*
**[02:36] ---**
*You're going back?*
**[02:38] ---**
I didn't sleep a wink last night.
**[02:48] ---**
Akubi, here, ready for action.
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, morning, Akubi.
**[02:53] ---**
Good morning!
**[02:54] ---**
Oh, you haven't touched
your food, Kan.
**[02:57] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:58] ---**
It's nothing.
**[02:59] ---**
Hurry up, Kan. I have five couples
getting married tomorrow.
**[03:03] ---**
I have today to
get through all the final preparations.
**[03:07] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[03:09] ---**
Oh, didn't we tell you?
**[03:11] ---**
Mom works at a wedding hall.
**[03:14] ---**
I'm a wedding coordinator.
**[03:16] ---**
A wedding coordinator?
**[03:19] ---**
Preparations are only a part of what I do,
**[03:21] ---**
I also make sure all the pieces
come together on the big day, too.
**[03:25] ---**
Wow, I've never heard of that job.
**[03:28] ---**
Thanks for the grub.
**[03:30] ---**
You hardly ate, Kan.
You'll be hungry at school.
**[03:35] ---**
I'll be fine.
See ya later.
**[03:37] ---**
All done.
**[03:39] ---**
Wait, Kan.
**[03:40] ---**
What?
**[03:41] ---**
What's wrong?
Are you mad?
**[03:44] ---**
I'm not mad, okay.
**[03:47] ---**
Aren't you happy
you found your dream?
**[03:50] ---**
Dream?
**[03:51] ---**
Father just told me.
**[03:53] ---**
That's why this whole training
thing is about to come to an end.
**[04:00] ---**
So what's your dream?
**[04:02] ---**
My dream…
**[04:05] ---**
…is over for good!
**[04:08] ---**
What?
**[04:10] ---**
MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
**[04:15] ---**
I'm still in shock
about Akubi leaving…
**[04:19] ---**
I just sorta thought
she'd always be around…
**[04:24] ---**
Is all that really true...
**[04:27] ---**
She can never come back?
**[04:29] ---**
Akubi wouldn't kid about stuff like that.
**[04:33] ---**
But you know that, Mario.
**[04:37] ---**
Wedding? Tomorrow?
**[04:38] ---**
Yeah, it's my cousin's wedding.
**[04:41] ---**
So I got a new dress for it.
**[04:43] ---**
Wow, lucky duck.
**[04:44] ---**
Yeah, I wanna dress up.
**[04:46] ---**
Maybe we'll get curry for wedding favors.
**[04:49] ---**
So where is this wedding gonna be?
**[04:51] ---**
At Mamenoki Wedding Forest.
**[04:53] ---**
Hey, isn't that…
**[04:55] ---**
Hey, Kantaro.
**[04:56] ---**
Mamenoki Wedding Forest is
where your mom works, right?
**[05:01] ---**
Oh yeah…
**[05:02] ---**
Wow, really?
I hope I'll see her tomorrow.
**[05:05] ---**
Oh yeah…
**[05:10] ---**
See you!
**[05:12] ---**
So, Kan. When exactly will Akubi
return to the genie world?
**[05:18] ---**
Dunno…
**[05:18] ---**
Dunno?
**[05:20] ---**
Why didn't you ask her?
**[05:26] ---**
Wait, your house isn't that way.
**[05:28] ---**
It's called going for a walk. Later.
**[05:32] ---**
Hey.
**[05:33] ---**
Kan!
**[05:33] ---**
Oh.
**[05:40] ---**
*The winds have spoken!*
**[05:44] ---**
Come on, Mario.
**[05:45] ---**
Sorry, it just happened.
**[05:49] ---**
Better to not hold it in.
**[05:51] ---**
*Dammit…
I can't get a second of peace.*
**[05:56] ---**
*Why's he walking away from his house?*
**[06:01] ---**
Kan's late.
**[06:05] ---**
I ended up going the long way.
**[06:07] ---**
Poot!
**[06:08] ---**
*What's this?*
**[06:09] ---**
Kan, Little Bro!
**[06:12] ---**
Akubi.
**[06:14] ---**
You were so late
I came to look for you.
**[06:18] ---**
Hey, what's this castle?
**[06:21] ---**
It's where Mom works.
**[06:23] ---**
Wow, so this is it, huh?
Amazing!
**[06:26] ---**
Time to tie the knot.
**[06:29] ---**
No way!
**[06:31] ---**
Why should I have to
do Mom's work?
**[06:35] ---**
I want to see Mom at work before
I go back to the genie world.
**[06:40] ---**
Besides,
don't you want to try it too?
**[06:43] ---**
Being a wedding coordinator?
**[06:44] ---**
Um, no.
**[06:45] ---**
Come on, please!
**[06:46] ---**
This is going to be
the last time we get to do this.
**[06:50] ---**
The last time…
**[06:52] ---**
AUSPICIOUS
**[06:52] ---**
And then the next day.
It's Saturday, an auspicious day.
**[07:04] ---**
What about the flowers?
**[07:06] ---**
Yes, we need them up now.
**[07:09] ---**
Is the music all ready to go too?
**[07:13] ---**
As soon as you're done here,
please go help upstairs.
**[07:14] ---**
- please go help upstairs.
- Wow, I've never seen Mom
**[07:16] ---**
- Okay.
- so energetic.
**[07:17] ---**
- How's it going here?
- *I agree.*
**[07:18] ---**
- No problems here.
- *She's like a different person.*
**[07:20] ---**
Maybe it's better not to help…
**[07:22] ---**
Not to worry!
**[07:23] ---**
I already asked Mom
yesterday if it was okay for us to help.
**[07:28] ---**
How the hell?
**[07:29] ---**
Here we go.
**[07:30] ---**
Hocus Pocus!
**[07:36] ---**
Now we're ready.
**[07:39] ---**
Promise me you'll take this seriously.
**[07:41] ---**
A lot of weddings happen here,
**[07:43] ---**
but to every bride and groom,
**[07:45] ---**
it's their very own special day.
**[07:47] ---**
Got it.
**[07:50] ---**
*Very own special day…
It is for me too.*
**[07:53] ---**
*Once this is all over, Akubi will…*
**[07:55] ---**
All right! Let's do this!
Okay, Kan?
**[07:59] ---**
Kan?
**[08:00] ---**
Huh? Oh, right…
**[08:01] ---**
Kan! This is where weddings happen,
where sweet love unites!
**[08:05] ---**
Smile, smile!
**[08:07] ---**
*Mumbo Jumbo!*
**[08:15] ---**
Hey, cut it out.
**[08:17] ---**
- Oh my goodness,
- Yeah, that's right.
**[08:18] ---**
- will they be okay?
- There's that smile.
**[08:19] ---**
- Mrs. Yotayama, your assistance please.
- Poot poot!
**[08:21] ---**
Got it, will be right there.
**[08:24] ---**
You're back to your usual self.
**[08:27] ---**
When we're done here,
you'll finally tell me your dream, right?
**[08:31] ---**
What?
**[08:32] ---**
Promise me, okay?
**[08:33] ---**
All right, there's work to be done!
**[08:36] ---**
My dream is... and then...
**[08:38] ---**
48, 49, 50…
**[08:41] ---**
Everything is all set
for the 50 invited guests.
**[08:46] ---**
Music is all set.
**[08:47] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:48] ---**
The first wedding
is about to start.
**[08:51] ---**
See if you can put the couple at ease.
**[08:53] ---**
Please be on your best behavior, okay?
**[08:55] ---**
Got it.
**[08:59] ---**
If you'd like,
I can massage your shoulders.
**[09:02] ---**
Thank you, but that won't be necessary.
**[09:04] ---**
You may want to help my father…
**[09:07] ---**
It'll all be okay…
**[09:09] ---**
You don't understand,
I'm losing my little girl.
**[09:14] ---**
Don't you worry!
**[09:16] ---**
We have just the words
that will make you see that
**[09:19] ---**
this is one of the happiest
days of your life.
**[09:21] ---**
What?!
How the hell do we do that?
**[09:23] ---**
Come on, hurry.
**[09:24] ---**
Um…let's see, well…
**[09:26] ---**
Weddings are great,
don't wanna be late...
**[09:29] ---**
I can't do this!
**[09:30] ---**
Come on, Kan.
**[09:31] ---**
But…
**[09:32] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[09:33] ---**
Oh, Mrs. Yotayama!
So glad you're here.
**[09:36] ---**
My father's…
**[09:38] ---**
Don't worry, sir.
**[09:40] ---**
When you walk down
that aisle with your daughter
**[09:42] ---**
think of everything
you've been through together.
**[09:46] ---**
Everything we've been through…
**[09:49] ---**
Each step you take together
**[09:52] ---**
symbolizes the journey
you and your daughter
**[09:54] ---**
have taken together.
**[09:57] ---**
On both sides of the aisle
**[09:59] ---**
all your family and friends
are here to support you both.
**[10:03] ---**
And waiting at the other end of that aisle
will be her loving sweetheart.
**[10:09] ---**
And the bride and groom together
will embark on their new journey.
**[10:14] ---**
Their new journey.
**[10:18] ---**
Come on, you have some walking to do…
**[10:21] ---**
The future's waiting.
**[10:24] ---**
Father…
**[10:26] ---**
Okay, let's go.
**[10:29] ---**
Okay.
**[10:32] ---**
And then after that.
**[10:35] ---**
I wasn't invited, but ta-da!
**[10:38] ---**
What a wonderful ceremony.
**[10:41] ---**
Yay! Congratulations!
**[10:51] ---**
That was absolutely beautiful.
**[10:53] ---**
Who knew Mom had
such a wonderful job.
**[10:58] ---**
- Hey, Kan.
- Huh?
**[10:59] ---**
Hurry up you two!
Now we have the reception.
**[11:17] ---**
Wow, beautiful!
**[11:18] ---**
Oh? Was this in the plan?
**[11:22] ---**
Little Bro's been busy.
**[11:23] ---**
Wow, he actually did something nice for once.
**[11:28] ---**
And then ding dong.
**[11:31] ---**
Phew, I'm beat.
**[11:33] ---**
Yeah…
but it sure was joyful.
**[11:37] ---**
Isn't it great that our last
mini internship was a wedding?
**[11:41] ---**
Oh, yeah…
**[11:42] ---**
So Kan…
about that promise…
**[11:45] ---**
Huh?
**[11:45] ---**
Tell me.
What's your dream?
**[11:48] ---**
Did you forget what I told you?
**[11:51] ---**
My dream will
never come true anyway.
**[11:53] ---**
That's not true.
I wanna support you.
**[11:58] ---**
Yeah, right.
You can't support me anymore.
**[12:01] ---**
Huh?
**[12:01] ---**
Didn't you say once you go back,
**[12:03] ---**
you can never
come back to the human world?
**[12:05] ---**
Funny you say you can still support me.
**[12:08] ---**
But Kan, I…
**[12:10] ---**
Just leave me alone.
**[12:12] ---**
I thought you were done with your training,
**[12:13] ---**
just go back to your genie world!
**[12:16] ---**
Kan!
**[12:21] ---**
Oh, Kan…
**[12:22] ---**
Kan…
**[12:25] ---**
*If Kantaro's dream
is really what I think it is,*
**[12:28] ---**
*then I actually feel for the guy…*
**[12:35] ---**
Wasn't that a lovely wedding?
**[12:37] ---**
Yeah, she was so pretty.
**[12:42] ---**
Kan?
**[12:43] ---**
Ah youth!
**[12:48] ---**
*My dream will never come true!*
**[12:51] ---**
*Because…*
**[12:54] ---**
*My dream is…*
**[13:13] ---**
Ororon… I wish I could do something…
**[13:18] ---**
Son, I'm counting on you.
**[13:21] ---**
I must return to the genie world
as there is more for me to do.
**[13:31] ---**
What are you doing over there?
**[13:35] ---**
Mario… You guys…
What are you doing here?
**[13:38] ---**
We heard... she's going back for good.
**[13:42] ---**
Yeah…
**[13:43] ---**
So, this is really it, right?
**[13:46] ---**
Don't you wanna say goodbye?
**[13:48] ---**
And have a party with yummy goodies?
**[13:50] ---**
Yeah, a party!
**[13:52] ---**
No, I think I'm good.
**[13:55] ---**
None of it
has really anything to do with me.
**[13:58] ---**
Poot poot!
**[13:59] ---**
Little guy… Do I have to say
goodbye to you too?
**[14:03] ---**
Poot…
**[14:05] ---**
No... I can't believe it.
**[14:07] ---**
*Me neither.*
**[14:09] ---**
Isn't there a way to
keep them here, Yotayama?
**[14:13] ---**
The whole reason she came here was
to complete her royal training.
**[14:18] ---**
Once the training is over,
of course she's going back.
**[14:21] ---**
There's nothing we can do.
**[14:23] ---**
So you're just gonna give up?
**[14:25] ---**
Akubi is still at the wedding hall.
**[14:28] ---**
You're just gonna stand there?
**[14:30] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:32] ---**
Kan, you're a wuss.
**[14:34] ---**
I'll just go then.
**[14:36] ---**
If you're gonna watch Akubi leave,
**[14:39] ---**
then I'll go stop her!
**[14:42] ---**
No regrets.
**[14:44] ---**
Regrets…
**[14:45] ---**
*It's better to regret what you have
done than what you haven't.*
**[14:48] ---**
Is this really what you want, Yotayama?
**[14:51] ---**
Kan.
**[14:51] ---**
Kantaro.
**[14:52] ---**
*Dammit, Kantaro,
I was actually starting to respect you,*
**[14:56] ---**
*but you had to regress
into your old chicken shit self.*
**[15:02] ---**
*Go, Kantaro! Go to Sis!*
**[15:06] ---**
Prince Farty…you…?!
**[15:08] ---**
Go, Kan!
**[15:10] ---**
Kan!
**[15:11] ---**
Kantaro!
**[15:11] ---**
Kan!
**[15:12] ---**
Yotayama!
**[15:13] ---**
You guys…
**[15:15] ---**
*Akubi is still at the wedding hall.*
**[15:44] ---**
Good luck…Kan…
**[15:46] ---**
And they're off…
**[15:50] ---**
Maybe I was just a burden…
**[15:53] ---**
Maybe I should just go back now.
**[15:57] ---**
Once I go back into this bottle,
**[15:59] ---**
I'll be the queen
of the genie world.
**[16:03] ---**
It's goodbye forever
to the human world.
**[16:06] ---**
Akubi!
**[16:07] ---**
Kan!
**[16:09] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:10] ---**
The truth is I didn't want you
to go back to the genie world…
**[16:14] ---**
I just couldn't say it.
**[16:16] ---**
Kan…
**[16:17] ---**
I'm going to work hard
and grow up to be someone you can be proud of.
**[16:21] ---**
And one day,
we'll meet again.
**[16:23] ---**
And…And…
**[16:27] ---**
We'll get married!
**[16:32] ---**
That's your dream…
**[16:34] ---**
Yeah! My slacker days are over!
**[16:37] ---**
Kan…
**[16:39] ---**
Your dream makes me really happy.
**[16:43] ---**
Thank you, Kan.
**[16:47] ---**
Akubi…
**[16:48] ---**
But…
**[16:50] ---**
My training here is officially complete.
**[16:53] ---**
No! It can't end now.
**[16:55] ---**
It's the way of the genie world.
There's nothing I can do about it.
**[16:58] ---**
That's not true.
**[17:00] ---**
You're the one who taught me
to try no matter what.
**[17:03] ---**
I'm not letting you go back!
**[17:08] ---**
Freakin bottle…
**[17:09] ---**
Take that!
**[17:13] ---**
What?
**[17:14] ---**
There! Take that!
**[17:16] ---**
There! There!
**[17:17] ---**
Kan…You can't change the unchangeable.
**[17:25] ---**
Kan!
**[17:27] ---**
Dammit.
Why…Why can't I do it?
**[17:32] ---**
Fine then,
**[17:33] ---**
I'll never yawn again
for as long as I live.
**[17:36] ---**
Akubi will never be able
to go back inside the bottle.
**[17:39] ---**
Kan!
**[17:40] ---**
That's right! Kan!
**[17:41] ---**
Just don't yawn.
**[17:43] ---**
Mario.
**[17:43] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[17:44] ---**
You guys…
**[17:45] ---**
Kantaro.
**[17:46] ---**
You can do it, Kan.
**[17:48] ---**
Even Mom and Dad…
**[17:51] ---**
Yeah, I'll never yawn again.
**[17:54] ---**
And I'll never pass gas ever again.
**[17:56] ---**
I won't let the rascal go back.
**[17:59] ---**
Poot!
**[18:00] ---**
I came back to the human world
for the first time in fifty years.
**[18:04] ---**
Seeing how much kids have changed
completely and utterly shocked me.
**[18:08] ---**
But one thing hasn't changed at all,
and that's the goodness in their hearts.
**[18:15] ---**
Bull-kou, Gamaguchi, Magic Carpet…
Please don't give me that look…
**[18:22] ---**
You guys!
**[18:23] ---**
Oh no,
look at the moon!
**[18:27] ---**
The moon is waning!
**[18:29] ---**
But it was a full moon
just a while ago…
**[18:31] ---**
I haven't heard anything
about a lunar eclipse today.
**[18:34] ---**
It's almost time.
**[18:35] ---**
Poot.
**[18:43] ---**
Whoa, what's with the smoke?
**[18:45] ---**
What is this?
**[18:46] ---**
The magic bottle?
**[18:47] ---**
But it's changed.
**[18:49] ---**
You guys,
hold Akubi and Prince Farty.
**[18:52] ---**
I'm keeping it in.
**[18:53] ---**
You're staying right here.
**[18:55] ---**
I'm never letting you leave.
**[18:57] ---**
Mom and Dad, hold the door
so the bottle stays in.
**[19:01] ---**
The bottle!
**[19:02] ---**
When did it come out?
**[19:04] ---**
Oh… getting very sleepy…
**[19:06] ---**
Genki! Stay with me!
**[19:08] ---**
Genki!
**[19:09] ---**
Oh no, it got me too…
**[19:12] ---**
Manpukuzaka!
**[19:14] ---**
Yumemigachi!
Wake up, Kaneamari!
**[19:17] ---**
I'm not letting the little guy go.
**[19:18] ---**
No way... not ever…
**[19:21] ---**
Prince Farty, you…
**[19:22] ---**
Mihoshi!
**[19:27] ---**
Oh no! My stomach…
**[19:30] ---**
No, Mario! Hold it in!
**[19:33] ---**
Mario…
**[19:36] ---**
Mario.
**[19:37] ---**
Poot!
**[19:38] ---**
I can't.
I can't hold it in anymore.
**[19:43] ---**
*Farewell, everyone.*
**[19:53] ---**
Kantaro!
Whatever you do, hold on to Sis!
**[19:59] ---**
Prince Farty!
**[20:01] ---**
Kan…
**[20:04] ---**
Akubi.
**[20:05] ---**
I'm never yawning again.
**[20:07] ---**
And I'm never letting go
of this hand.
**[20:10] ---**
Thank you, Kan.
**[20:13] ---**
But it's time to say goodbye.
**[20:17] ---**
No, no!
I'm never yawning again!
**[20:21] ---**
Akubi! I'm never letting you…
**[20:23] ---**
Akubi…
**[20:35] ---**
- Thank you, Kan,
- No!
**[20:37] ---**
- I had the time of my life.
- No, no!
**[20:39] ---**
No!
**[20:41] ---**
Thank you. Kan.
**[20:46] ---**
Goodbye, everyone!
Goodbye, Kan…
**[20:51] ---**
Akubi!
**[20:56] ---**
Akubi, Akubi!
**[20:58] ---**
Hey, Akubi! Say something!
**[21:03] ---**
Akubi!
**[21:03] ---**
Akubi!
**[21:04] ---**
Come on, you guys,
let's go after the bottle.
**[21:19] ---**
Wait! Hang on!
**[21:21] ---**
King Genie, Prince Farty!
**[21:36] ---**
Akubiiiii!
**[21:54] ---**
Thank you…
**[21:59] ---**
MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
**[21:59] ---**
Listen up.
**[22:01] ---**
We will select
the homeroom class rep for the second half of the year.
**[22:05] ---**
*See that yawn with mouth
opened wide*
**[22:05] ---**
Okay.
**[22:07] ---**
CLASS REPS
**[22:08] ---**
For the first half of the year,
**[22:09] ---**
*that shows after a full stomach*
**[22:11] ---**
we had people volunteer
to be class reps.
**[22:13] ---**
So it would be great if we could get
some volunteers for the second half too.
**[22:13] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:16] ---**
*Now you yawn that contagious yawn*
**[22:16] ---**
How about it guys?
**[22:17] ---**
*Happiness links*
**[22:18] ---**
Class rep, huh?
Isn't there anyone?
**[22:21] ---**
I'm on the lunch committee…
**[22:22] ---**
*Even if we're far, far apart*
**[22:24] ---**
And my focus is on sports committee.
**[22:26] ---**
*I will always be by your side*
**[22:27] ---**
No one's asking you two.
**[22:31] ---**
Sounds like fun.
Why don't you try it, Kan?
**[22:31] ---**
*Can you hear this voice of mine?*
**[22:34] ---**
Me?
**[22:35] ---**
*All right, here we go, let's jump!*
**[22:35] ---**
What? Kan?
**[22:37] ---**
You're volunteering?
**[22:38] ---**
Oh no…
**[22:40] ---**
I vote for Kan!
**[22:42] ---**
Hey, wait…
**[22:43] ---**
Yeah, I think so too.
**[22:44] ---**
Yes, I think Kan would be great.
**[22:47] ---**
Yeah, I think Kan would make this
into a great class.
**[22:50] ---**
Yeah, come on.
**[22:54] ---**
Oh, okay then…
**[22:55] ---**
Yes, I'll volunteer.
**[22:58] ---**
Yay! Way to go!
**[23:01] ---**
*Kan.*
**[23:08] ---**
*Go get 'em, Kan.*
**[23:11] ---**
Yeah!
**[23:22] ---**
THE END