Genie Family 2020

It’s been fifty long years, but the world’s favorite genie family is back. Now the queen-to-be Akubi must hone her genie skills by guiding one preteen toward his dream. The only problem is the magic of modern life and her royally embarrassing family.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Presto, Bammo, It's Akubi!

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[00:08] ---
    What's that, Father Dearest?
[00:10] ---
    I am to go to the mortal
    world for professional development?
[00:14] ---
    Indeed.
[00:16] ---
    You are to become the
    next genie queen, Akubi.
[00:21] ---
    Yes, Father.
[00:25] ---
    Do you remember?
[00:26] ---
    It was only fifty years ago that I
    undertook my training in the mortal world.
[00:31] ---
    It made me the genie king I am today.
[00:33] ---
    Wow, so that was training!
[00:36] ---
    Correct.
[00:37] ---
    You, too, shall develop your
    magical talents by granting the wishes of mere mortals.
[00:42] ---
    Yes, of course!
[00:44] ---
    Well, then…
[00:47] ---
    Ribbit!
[00:50] ---
    To mark this momentous occasion,
    I bestow upon you this magic wand.
[00:55] ---
    Wow, thank you, Father.
[00:57] ---
    Hmm…
[00:58] ---
    But Father…
[01:00] ---
    Prince Farty!
[01:01] ---
    But the mortal world is so vast.
    Where on earth will big sister go?
[01:06] ---
    The Yotayamas were excellent hosts to me,
    and I am certain they will be the same for her.
[01:10] ---
    Akubi has also been there in the past.
[01:12] ---
    If it's Kan's grandchild,
[01:14] ---
    I am certain he will provide ample
    opportunity for magical development.
[01:17] ---
    That Kan has a grandchild already?
[01:19] ---
    Well, time passes differently in
    the genie world and the human world.
[01:24] ---
    I've already made all
    the arrangements.
[01:26] ---
    Make me proud, Akubi.
[01:29] ---
    Yes. Well then, Father, Prince…
[01:32] ---
    Big Sister!
[01:34] ---
    She's gone.
[01:36] ---
    It appears her master
    has already called upon her powers.
[01:39] ---
    Akubi! Good luck!
[01:42] ---
    Ororon!
[01:49] ---
    And now, let's take a little step back…
[01:57] ---
    TOKYO, 2020
[02:13] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[02:21] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[02:29] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[02:40] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:48] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:53] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:59] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[03:03] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[03:07] ---
    Achoo!
[03:15] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[03:19] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[03:32] ---
    PRESTO, BAMMO, IT'S AKUBI!
[03:38] ---
    See ya!!
[03:39] ---
    Bye!
[03:40] ---
    Hey, Kantaro! Mario!
[03:42] ---
    You finished all
    your homeroom duties already?
[03:45] ---
    Bye!
[03:46] ---
    Those two never stick around
    after school.
[03:49] ---
    They're probably hungry.
    Can't wait to have my snack too.
[03:55] ---
    They take the shortest distance possible
    so that they don't waste even a millimeter.
[03:59] ---
    Oh yeah?
[04:00] ---
    Yeah. And at the next event…
[04:02] ---
    –Passing through! – Laters!
[04:03] ---
    Oh, Kan and Mario.
[04:09] ---
    Okay, Kan. See you tomorrow!
[04:10] ---
    Yup! See ya!!
[04:13] ---
    Off…
[04:14] ---
    …we go!
[04:19] ---
    I'm home!
[04:21] ---
    Sweet! That was a minute 13 seconds
    faster than yesterday!
[04:30] ---
    Coming!
[04:32] ---
    Hello! Package delivery!
[04:35] ---
    TO MR. KANICHI'S GRANDCHILD
    FROM KING GENIE
    FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE
[04:36] ---
    To Mr. Kanichi's grandchild…?
[04:38] ---
    That means it's for me…right?
[04:43] ---
    Looks sketchy to me…
[04:45] ---
    What is this…?
    Some kind of scam?
[04:52] ---
    What the heck?
[04:55] ---
    Is it a vase?
[05:02] ---
    Weird.
[05:08] ---
    Yum!
[05:11] ---
    Nothing better than a little
    peace and quiet after saving some time!
[05:15] ---
    And I still got a little
    time before Mom gets home.
[05:20] ---
    ...a little nap can't hurt.
[05:34] ---
    Th-Th-The…
[05:35] ---
    The vase is moving?!
[05:39] ---
    Get away from me!
[06:00] ---
    Presto, bammo, it's Akubi!
[06:06] ---
    W-W-W-What's going on?
    Am I dreaming?
[06:08] ---
    You must be Kan's grandson!
[06:11] ---
    I'm Princess Akubi!
[06:20] ---
    And then, after that…
[06:22] ---
    And that's why Father sent me to your world.
[06:26] ---
    It's part of my training to become queen.
[06:28] ---
    None of this makes any sense.
[06:32] ---
    My father is King Genie.
[06:34] ---
    – Huh? King... what…?
    – He uses magic…
[06:37] ---
    to make everyone happy.
[06:39] ---
    King Genie?
[06:41] ---
    Yes, when I was a boy,
[06:43] ---
    a genie king popped out
    of a vase every time I sneezed.
[06:47] ---
    And he'd use his magic
    to grant all kinds of wishes.
[06:51] ---
    Goodness, how long ago was that…?
[06:55] ---
    Yeah right, sure he did.
[06:57] ---
    But he did.
[07:02] ---
    Could this be what Grandpa
    was talking about?
[07:06] ---
    What is your name, Kan's grandson?
[07:09] ---
    Kantaro Yotayama.
[07:11] ---
    Oh my! Your name has a "Kan"
    just like your grandpa.
[07:14] ---
    W-Well, I hear my grandpa named me so…
[07:18] ---
    So then, you're Kan too!
[07:20] ---
    So, Kan. What's your wish for the future?
[07:23] ---
    Huh? Wish?
[07:24] ---
    Yeah, what do you want to be?!
[07:26] ---
    What do I want to be?
    Why do you want to know?
[07:29] ---
    Well it just so happens that
    my specialty is transformation.
[07:32] ---
    I can turn you into anything you want to be!
[07:37] ---
    I don't know what to say…
[07:39] ---
    Don't be shy, it can be
    anything... a pilot, a doctor!
[07:43] ---
    Oh, I know! You are going to be so excited!
[07:49] ---
    Abracadabra!
[07:53] ---
    You are now a baseball player!
[08:01] ---
    How's that?
[08:05] ---
    Gross... I'm so old!
[08:08] ---
    Change me back, quick!
[08:11] ---
    Oh, it wasn't to your liking?
[08:18] ---
    Thank goodness... what'd you do that for?
[08:22] ---
    Now you get it, right?
[08:23] ---
    My magic allows me
    to grant you any wish you desire.
[08:29] ---
    So tell me what you want to be.
[08:32] ---
    I got nothing.
[08:33] ---
    What? That won't do!
[08:36] ---
    How am I supposed to
    work my way up to queen?
[08:38] ---
    You sure there's nothing?
[08:39] ---
    Yup, I'm sure.
    Right, Bull-ko?
[08:43] ---
    And then, and then...
[08:45] ---
    Come on,
    you sure you don't have anything?
[08:47] ---
    Really, wish your heart out.
[08:49] ---
    I told you, I got nothing.
[08:50] ---
    Oh, come on!
[08:52] ---
    It is what it is, so looks like
    you'll have to try someplace else…
[08:56] ---
    A-A-Achoo!
[08:59] ---
    Oh, you sneezed!
[09:12] ---
    Your wish is my command. Ta-dah!
[09:16] ---
    Jeez, another one!
[09:18] ---
    Is that you, Kan?
[09:20] ---
    Oh, what a wonderful surprise.
[09:22] ---
    I cannot fully express how
    grateful I am to be reunited with you sir!
[09:27] ---
    – Hey, who the heck are you?
    – Orororon!
[09:29] ---
    L-Let go of me!
[09:31] ---
    My sincere apologies.
[09:33] ---
    You are the spitting image
    of the Kan I used to know.
[09:37] ---
    Open, Magic Purse!
[09:41] ---
    Let me introduce you to my handy
     little helper who holds all my magic tools.
[09:47] ---
    It's a pleasure.
[09:48] ---
    Yikes, that thing talks!
[09:50] ---
    Let's start over.
[09:52] ---
    You're the grandson of Kanichi and
    your name is umm…
[09:55] ---
    He's Kantaro. He's also Kan.
[09:58] ---
    Oh, another Kan, huh?
    I'm Akubi's father.
[10:04] ---
    Uh-huh.
[10:05] ---
    That means…
[10:07] ---
    I am King Genie, ruler
    of the world of wizardry.
[10:12] ---
    So this guy... is the king?
[10:14] ---
    Father, Kan tells me he has no wish
    for the future.
[10:18] ---
    What? No wish? How can that be?!
[10:22] ---
    But you don't, right?
[10:23] ---
    Right.
[10:24] ---
    What?!
[10:26] ---
    That's impossible!
[10:28] ---
    Your grandpa Kan not only had dreams
    for the future,
[10:31] ---
    but there were always things
    he wanted to have and do.
[10:34] ---
    I had to work hard to grant all his wishes.
[10:37] ---
    Yeah, but I just don't have anything.
[10:40] ---
    But seriously,
    are you really the King Genie?
[10:43] ---
    Well, of course.
[10:44] ---
    Behold, the magic power
    of the King of Genies.
[10:50] ---
    I'll take you wherever you want
    on this magic carpet.
[10:53] ---
    Where do you wish to go?
[10:56] ---
    Where I want to go is…
[10:58] ---
    Where you want to go is?
[11:00] ---
    Nowhere.
[11:01] ---
    I just got home from school,
    I don't want to do anything.
[11:08] ---
    Oh no, that won't work!
[11:10] ---
    Then, how about homework?
[11:12] ---
    Your Grandpa Kan always relied on magic
    to finish his homework.
[11:17] ---
    I did it all while no one
    was looking at homeroom.
[11:21] ---
    What?
[11:22] ---
    You're done already?!
[11:24] ---
    Yeah, that way I can do whatever
    I want when I get home.
[11:28] ---
    Wow, this carpet thingy
    is actually pretty comfy.
[11:31] ---
    Thank you, m'lad!
[11:32] ---
    Gah, even it talks!
[11:34] ---
    What shall we do, Father?
[11:36] ---
    Not to worry.
    Then how about this?
[11:41] ---
    Abracadabra.
[11:47] ---
    You amaze me, Father!
[11:49] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
    Put it back the way it was now!
[11:51] ---
    But these are all-you-can read
    comic books!
[11:55] ---
    Yeah, but there's an all-you-can read
    comic book app.
[11:58] ---
    Huh? What the devil is that?
[12:00] ---
    A smart phone.
[12:02] ---
    Smart…?
[12:02] ---
    Wow, it's like magic.
[12:04] ---
    How many books will that hold?
[12:08] ---
    Hmm, about one hundred thousand.
[12:10] ---
    One hundred thousand!!
[12:11] ---
    Extraordinary... and it
    has only been fifty years!
[12:18] ---
    Yeah, extraordinary.
    Can you put this back the way it was?
[12:21] ---
    Okay.
[12:26] ---
    I tell you, this is the life.
[12:29] ---
    Hmm…this is a problem.
[12:33] ---
    Right?
[12:35] ---
    Well, if that's the case…
[12:37] ---
    Let's go outside!
[12:40] ---
    Oh, Magic Carpet!
[12:42] ---
    Roger! I can't wait to feel
    the wind through my fibers again.
[12:45] ---
    Come on, the sky is waiting!
[12:46] ---
    Hang on…
[12:47] ---
    All right then…
[12:49] ---
    Away we go!
[12:56] ---
    Visibility is excellent!
[12:58] ---
    Hey, let me down.
[12:59] ---
    Where the heck are we going on this thing?
[13:02] ---
    Hey, that's no way to speak to me!
[13:04] ---
    Wow, this is as soft as a bunny's belly.
    It's unreal.
[13:07] ---
    That's more like it.
[13:10] ---
    I can't take this…
[13:11] ---
    Listen, Kan. Children
    are meant to be outside.
[13:15] ---
    For the love of all that is holy,
    you have to be out on a sunny day.
[13:18] ---
    Yes, Father is totally right!
[13:20] ---
    What am I supposed to do outdoors?
[13:22] ---
    You're gonna make me
    play soccer or something?
[13:24] ---
    Without any shoes?
[13:25] ---
    Soccer! Now that's a fabulous idea!
[13:28] ---
    Leave the shoes to me.
[13:29] ---
    Perfect! There's a park right there.
[13:31] ---
    And then?
[13:33] ---
    Darn it!
    My job is to fly you to places!
[13:35] ---
    Shush, people are gonna
    freak out if they see you.
[13:39] ---
    It'll only be for a little bit, okay?
[13:40] ---
    Ready, Kan?
[13:42] ---
    Wait!
[13:43] ---
    We'll get in trouble
    if we play soccer here.
[13:46] ---
    Parks are for playing.
[13:48] ---
    There!
[13:50] ---
    You have to receive his pass
    or it won't be soccer.
[13:54] ---
    But that just came out of nowhere!
[13:56] ---
    I'm telling you,
    we can't play soccer here!
[13:59] ---
    Hello, joyous children!
[14:02] ---
    Come play soccer with us.
[14:05] ---
    Come on, this way.
[14:09] ---
    What on earth?!
[14:12] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:13] ---
    Are you okay? What happened?!
[14:15] ---
    This old man is scary.
[14:17] ---
    Nice to meet you.
    I am the grand ruler of the magic realm.
[14:20] ---
    You may call me King Genie.
[14:22] ---
    You're under arrest!
[14:24] ---
    But all I wanted was to play
    with the wonderful children…
[14:27] ---
    Of course you did, buddy, it says
    "No soccer allowed!"
[14:32] ---
    Oh, I see.
    But what a curious sign.
[14:34] ---
    You can tell it to the folks at the station.
[14:36] ---
    Father's done nothing wrong and
    he's not a scary old man either!
[14:40] ---
    Sorry, but he is kinda weird.
[14:42] ---
    And then… Stop!
[14:45] ---
    Goodness, what a distressing encounter.
[14:46] ---
    Father!
[14:48] ---
    Welcome back, Father!
[14:50] ---
    You served your time well.
[14:52] ---
    What on earth was that
    wretched alarm anyway?
[14:57] ---
    It's called a personal alarm.
[14:59] ---
    You just stick it on your backpack.
[15:02] ---
    If you happen to see a weirdo
    or you get in trouble,
[15:05] ---
    you pull this string to let people
    know you're in need of help.
[15:09] ---
    Did the world really become this dangerous?
[15:12] ---
    Well, you never know what might happen.
[15:15] ---
    Hey, go back.
[15:16] ---
    Roger.
[15:19] ---
    It's Kaneamari.
[15:21] ---
    I hear he's already doing
    junior high school math in cram school.
[15:25] ---
    Math?
[15:27] ---
    He breezes through really difficult
    simultaneous equations and stuff.
[15:30] ---
    Simultaneous equations?!
[15:32] ---
    Itchy, itchy, itchy…
[15:33] ---
    Are you okay, Father?
[15:35] ---
    What's going on?
[15:36] ---
    Father hates math and everything
    related to numbers!
[15:40] ---
    Just the mention of the word "math"
    makes me break out in hives!
[15:44] ---
    Oh no, I have to distract him!
[15:47] ---
    Look! There is a hamburger
    spinning around down there!
[15:51] ---
    What? Where?
[15:53] ---
    Well, would you look at that, you're right.
[15:56] ---
    Oh, that's a family-style restaurant.
[15:58] ---
    Family-style?
[15:59] ---
    And then,
    a family-style restaurant.
[16:01] ---
    Who is that man?
[16:03] ---
    Maybe a street performer.
[16:05] ---
    Hey, you know, everyone is looking at you.
[16:07] ---
    Don't worry about it.
    We'll blend in in no time.
[16:11] ---
    He's absolutely right.
[16:12] ---
    Hey there!
[16:13] ---
    What is wrong with these two?
[16:16] ---
    Wow, hamburger galore!
[16:20] ---
    What is this?
    It's round like a tambourine. So cute!
[16:24] ---
    Back in the day,
    we could only get hamburger at home.
[16:28] ---
    Mom sometimes makes it too.
[16:31] ---
    You know, you can get a burger
    at fast food places, too.
[16:34] ---
    Burgers?
[16:35] ---
    You don't know what a burger is?
[16:36] ---
    Oh, look. They're eating it over there.
[16:39] ---
    They're eating hamburger between bread!
[16:43] ---
    The innovations are amazing...
[16:45] ---
    May I take your order?
[16:48] ---
    Hmmm... so many choices...
    Give me everything from here to here.
[16:52] ---
    Everything?
[16:54] ---
    And please also bring this pizza thing
    with all the little yummies on top.
[16:58] ---
    What are you having, Kan?
[17:01] ---
    Oh nothing. I'll share with you.
[17:04] ---
    Even he won't be able to finish all that.
[17:06] ---
    And then…
[17:09] ---
    Positively scrumptious!
[17:11] ---
    H-Holy crap…
[17:13] ---
    Father has always loved hamburger.
[17:15] ---
    Oh, pardon me, Miss.
    The second course, please, on the double!
[17:19] ---
    And then, after that…
[17:21] ---
    That was excellent.
[17:23] ---
    All right then, shall we mosey on back?
[17:26] ---
    Back home?
[17:27] ---
    Back to the park.
[17:28] ---
    What? How come?
[17:30] ---
    If you go home,
[17:31] ---
    all you'll do is lie around
    and do nothing again.
[17:33] ---
    Yeah, and?
[17:35] ---
    No!
[17:39] ---
    That hamburger really woke me up!
[17:43] ---
    I can take on the world
    now thanks to that pizza!
[17:46] ---
    Somebody, please, help...
[17:47] ---
    Ribbit…
[17:48] ---
    All right,
    I hope you are ready…
[17:50] ---
    …for you are about to witness
    a fantastical and magical feat!
[17:55] ---
    What now?
[17:56] ---
    An amusement park.
[17:58] ---
    A roller coaster and a haunted mansion.
    It's full of titillating excitement!
[18:02] ---
    That magic carpet ride
    was titillating enough.
[18:06] ---
    If I want excitement, I have VR.
[18:09] ---
    It's a lot safer than
    that stupid carpet, too.
[18:12] ---
    VR?
[18:13] ---
    It means virtual reality.
    – Hey, you don't think I'm safe?
[18:15] ---
    Yeah, it allows you to do things
    you could never do in real life.
[18:23] ---
    Um, in other words…
    How can I explain it…?
[18:27] ---
    Hey, you guys!
[18:29] ---
    Can I borrow that for a sec?
[18:32] ---
    So this is VR?
[18:34] ---
    A toy like this gives you thrills?
    Don't make me laugh.
[18:37] ---
    Just stick it on your face.
[18:45] ---
    I-I-I'm scared!
[18:47] ---
    What on earth?!
[18:55] ---
    Oh? The cliff's gone.
[18:58] ---
    How does that work?
[18:59] ---
    Goodness, that was exciting.
[19:01] ---
    Told ya.
[19:04] ---
    Home sweet home!
[19:08] ---
    Even magic was powerless
    in finding him a wish.
[19:13] ---
    At this rate,
    how will I ever become queen?
[19:16] ---
    That's all you ever talk about.
[19:19] ---
    Why worry about becoming anything?
[19:21] ---
    It is my destiny to take over for my father
    and become the best queen I can be.
[19:26] ---
    Everything worth doing takes hard work.
[19:29] ---
    I work hard to realize my dream.
[19:32] ---
    Yeah, well you can have your dream
    cause I'm not doing anything like that.
[19:35] ---
    So you really don't have any dreams
    for the future?
[19:39] ---
    I don't…
[19:41] ---
    Because you know?
[19:42] ---
    All the jobs we have now will
    be taken over by AI.
[19:45] ---
    AI?
[19:47] ---
    Sure, you may know exactly what
    you want to do in the future.
[19:50] ---
    But in a few decades,
    that job may no longer exist.
[19:54] ---
    What? That job…
[19:56] ---
    ...may not exist?
[19:58] ---
    Everyone knows in the future
    no one will have to work.
[20:04] ---
    And that's why doing nothing
    now makes so much sense.
[20:08] ---
    You cannot be…
[20:10] ---
    Your grandpa also
    relied on others
[20:13] ---
    and always tried to
    take the easy way out.
[20:15] ---
    But he had dreams and hopes of
    what he wanted and how he wanted to be.
[20:22] ---
    Now everything is about convenience.
[20:25] ---
    I suppose a silly genie and his magic were
    not long for this cruel, cruel world…
[20:30] ---
    Father…
[20:31] ---
    Who would have imagined the passage
    of time would have been so merciless?
[20:36] ---
    I… I…
[20:38] ---
    Ororon, Ororon!
[20:41] ---
    Hey, stop crying!
    You're flooding the room!
[20:46] ---
    Father!
[20:47] ---
    Genies still have a lot to contribute...
[20:52] ---
    I've made up my mind!
    I'm going to find a dream for Kan!
[20:56] ---
    I will help you become
    the best you you can be,
[20:58] ---
    just as Father did for your
    grandpa all those years ago.
[21:00] ---
    This time, I'll be the one
    to find Kan's dream!
[21:05] ---
    Well said!
[21:08] ---
    And that is just the thing that
    will prepare you to be queen!
[21:12] ---
    Yes! I'll do my best!
[21:14] ---
    I know you can do it.
[21:17] ---
    Yes, Father.
[21:18] ---
    Hey! You can't just decide that!
[21:20] ---
    Don't worry. I'll do my best.
[21:22] ---
    That's not the point.
[21:24] ---
    I refuse to have
    anything to do with that.
[21:27] ---
    Jeez. What the heck's going on?
[21:29] ---
    I don't get it.
[21:32] ---
    Flatulence!
[21:35] ---
    Huh?! Now, what?
[21:47] ---
    Prince…
[21:52] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[21:54] ---
    Prince…
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:04] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:12] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this,
    I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:29] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
    I miss our little chats
    about nothing and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:01] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    Hey, Father. Can you say pizza
    ten times in a row?
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:29] ---
    Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
    pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
[23:33] ---
    Okay, then what's this?
[23:34] ---
    That's a knee.
[23:36] ---
    Wrong! Gotcha!
[23:38] ---
    That's an elbow.
[23:40] ---
    That was an honest mistake!
[23:42] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:46] ---
    Prince Farty Let's It Rip!
[23:48] ---
    That's the story!
[23:48] ---
    Everyone, the wait is over.
    I, Prince Farty, am finally here!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!

Season 1

E2 - Prince Farty Let's It Rip!

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[00:06] ---
    FIFTY YEARS AGO
    AND TODAY
    LET'S COMPARE THE TWO
[00:06] ---
    Let's compare!
[00:08] ---
    Yesteryear!
[00:08] ---
    With the here and now!
[00:10] ---
    Today's segment is all about tv.
[00:12] ---
    You're looking at a
    fifty-year-old television.
[00:16] ---
    Abracadabra
[00:20] ---
    I remember when our tv had legs.
[00:25] ---
    Wow, so that's how
    you change channels.
[00:29] ---
    Yes, and believe it or not,
[00:32] ---
    color televisions were quite rare.
[00:35] ---
    Oh, you broke it.
[00:38] ---
    No, it's completely normal.
[00:39] ---
    All you've got to do is…
[00:41] ---
    Change the channel with this.
[00:44] ---
    With pliers?
[00:45] ---
    Fifty years ago
    that's how everyone did it!
[00:47] ---
    Fast forward to today…
[00:51] ---
    Good heavens, the screen
    is so big yet so thin.
[00:54] ---
    You think that's impressive,
    look, no more dials.
[00:56] ---
    You do everything with a remote.
[00:58] ---
    Who would've thunk…
[01:00] ---
    Amazing!
[01:15] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:23] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:30] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:41] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:49] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:54] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[01:59] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:03] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:08] ---
    Achoo!
[02:16] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:20] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:34] ---
    Poot…
[02:35] ---
    Whoa!
[02:36] ---
    Wh-Wh-Who is this kid?!
[02:39] ---
    Poot... poot…
[02:41] ---
    It's Prince Farty.
[02:41] ---
    PRINCE FARTY LET'S IT RIP!
[02:42] ---
    Prince... Farty?
[02:44] ---
    What a precious little
    thing you are in this world.
[02:48] ---
    That is a surprise!
[02:50] ---
    Poot…
[02:52] ---
    I wasn't exactly expecting
    this myself.
[02:55] ---
    Jesus, all I can
    freakin spit out is poot?
[02:57] ---
    Kan, let me introduce you to
    my little brother,
[03:02] ---
    Prince Farty.
[03:03] ---
    You're related?
[03:04] ---
    Poot…
[03:05] ---
    So, this is the guy, huh?
[03:06] ---
    The grandson of that lazy-ass human.
[03:10] ---
    I am proud to call him my son.
[03:13] ---
    Son…
[03:14] ---
    Moving on, what's the deal
    with this vase?
[03:18] ---
    Well, when you emit gas, shall we say,
[03:20] ---
    the little guy pops out of the vase
    just like we do.
[03:23] ---
    You mean fart?
[03:27] ---
    You... you gotta be joking, right?
[03:31] ---
    Dammit, now the prick
    is moking me...
[03:34] ---
    Pass wind and you get to be his master.
[03:38] ---
    Isn't that right, Little Bro?
[03:39] ---
    Poot…
[03:40] ---
    Hmm…
[03:41] ---
    Poot…
[03:44] ---
    Oww!
[03:45] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[03:47] ---
    Puu.
[03:48] ---
    If there's something
    you wanna say, say it.
[03:51] ---
    Yeah, but I can only say poot.
    Get a clue, Sis.
[03:56] ---
    Come on. Apologize to Kan.
[03:59] ---
    Poot!
[04:03] ---
    Hey, is he crying?
[04:05] ---
    Poot!
[04:05] ---
    He's too young. He can't figure out
    why you're getting mad!
[04:09] ---
    He may look like a baby but…
[04:13] ---
    Brother? Oh no, your mind
    shrank too.
[04:18] ---
    That's not the only thing that shrank.
[04:20] ---
    Gracious me, what a pickle.
[04:23] ---
    He doesn't seem to understand
    what we're saying to him.
[04:25] ---
    I'm afraid we are looking
    at an infantile Prince Farty.
[04:29] ---
    It certainly appears that way, Father.
[04:31] ---
    Hell yeah! Fooling them was
    a piece of cake.
[04:35] ---
    They're so dense.
[04:38] ---
    You must forgive me, Kan.
[04:41] ---
    Prince Farty is a mere child,
    both physically and mentally.
[04:46] ---
    You just figured that out now?
    He's obviously a kid.
[04:50] ---
    There's no question.
[04:51] ---
    Bingo, kid.
[04:53] ---
    As his father,
[04:55] ---
    I should apologize on his behalf
    for hitting you in the face.
[04:59] ---
    I owe you the same apology.
    I'm sorry.
[05:02] ---
    Oh, it's not that big a deal.
[05:05] ---
    Oh?
[05:06] ---
    Where is he…?
[05:08] ---
    Poo... poot? Poot poot…
[05:13] ---
    He's got some pretty cool stuff…
[05:17] ---
    Poot…
[05:18] ---
    Oh no, don't touch that!
[05:20] ---
    Poo!
[05:21] ---
    Phew…
[05:23] ---
    That was close.
    This was really expensive you know.
[05:26] ---
    Whoa!
[05:28] ---
    H-Hey, don't cry!
    Oh no, what do I do?
[05:32] ---
    Someone make him stop!
[05:34] ---
    It's all right, Daddy
    will make it all better.
[05:37] ---
    There there…
[05:38] ---
    Peek-a…
[05:40] ---
    Boo!
[05:42] ---
    Humph, like that'll make me
    stop crying!
[05:47] ---
    – Oh no, he's doing it again.
    – Oh no!
[05:50] ---
    Big sis to the rescue!
[05:52] ---
    Ready, steady...peek-a-boo!
[05:55] ---
    Akubi! Smile!
[05:57] ---
    Oh puhleeze…
[06:01] ---
    You made it worse!
[06:06] ---
    Poo, poo, poo.
[06:08] ---
    He just keeps goin!
[06:10] ---
    All right, fine then…
[06:12] ---
    Poot…
[06:13] ---
    He finally stopped.
[06:15] ---
    What glorious silence.
[06:18] ---
    And then after that…
[06:21] ---
    So, you like trains, Kan?
[06:24] ---
    Yeah.
[06:26] ---
    Ororon! That is music to my ears.
[06:29] ---
    It tickles me pink to know that
    children still have good old fashioned hobbies.
[06:37] ---
    Oh I am so relieved. Ororon.
[06:41] ---
    Geez, now this guy can't hold it together.
[06:43] ---
    I'm relieved to hear that too, Kan.
[06:46] ---
    You said you didn't have any hopes
    or dreams for the future,
[06:49] ---
    but what you really want to be
    is a train driver, right?
[06:52] ---
    Huh? Me? A train driver?
[06:55] ---
    Huh? That's not it?
[06:56] ---
    Don't you like trains?
[07:00] ---
    You just don't get it.
[07:02] ---
    I'm perfectly happy looking at
    models and pictures right here.
[07:06] ---
    I don't need anything else.
[07:09] ---
    Huh? Really?
[07:10] ---
    I'm afraid I'm just not following.
[07:13] ---
    How does one like trains
    and not want to drive them?
[07:16] ---
    You know, you make a lot of assumptions.
[07:18] ---
    People like different things…
[07:20] ---
    Some people like taking pictures of them,
    some like riding in them,
[07:21] ---
    some like the cars,
    while others like the stations,
[07:22] ---
    some like the maps and timetables,
    and some like just models of trains.
[07:24] ---
    And there are others too.
[07:27] ---
    Oh, so you're a smart guy.
    This'll be fun.
[07:33] ---
    Tah di, tah dum, tah do, tah da.
[07:35] ---
    Poot!
[07:38] ---
    Wait, all that for one measly poot?
[07:43] ---
    Whatever…
[07:48] ---
    Huh? Wait, how…?
[07:53] ---
    Huh?
[07:54] ---
    Whaat?!
[07:56] ---
    W-W-What's…
[07:57] ---
    What's going on?
[08:00] ---
    Ahh!
[08:01] ---
    TRAINS MONTHLY
[08:04] ---
    – Oh my…
    – …goodness.
[08:06] ---
    You're kidding me, right?
    Hey, where did it go?
[08:09] ---
    Oh come on…
[08:10] ---
    I've been saving that gift money
    like forever.
[08:17] ---
    Ooh, I think I pissed him off.
    Now we're getting somewhere.
[08:21] ---
    Poot?
[08:24] ---
    Hey, King Genie.
    You're his dad, right?
[08:27] ---
    Well, do something, come on!
[08:29] ---
    I'm afraid I have to ask for
    your forgiveness again, Kan.
[08:32] ---
    Only the person who
    cast the spell can lift it.
[08:36] ---
    What? Of course...
[08:39] ---
    Ah, what a day!
[08:41] ---
    I'm home, Kan! You there?
[08:45] ---
    I got grilled sweet potatoes, your favorite.
[08:47] ---
    Come and get 'em.
[08:48] ---
    Crap, she's home already.
    What do I do?
[08:52] ---
    First things first, you must
    properly introduce us to your mother.
[08:57] ---
    Yes, first impressions are everything.
[09:00] ---
    Please don't.
[09:01] ---
    Mom's gonna freak if she finds out.
[09:05] ---
    Believe me, it'll be
    a lot easier if you don't.
[09:07] ---
    Poot.
[09:08] ---
    Poot.
[09:09] ---
    Poot!
[09:12] ---
    Poot!
[09:14] ---
    Poot, poot!
[09:17] ---
    Poot, poot!
[09:19] ---
    Forget the introductions.
    Do something about the magic!
[09:23] ---
    Of course as his father,
    I take full responsibility.
[09:27] ---
    Ahchoo!
[09:31] ---
    Oh no! He went back into the vase.
[09:34] ---
    Hey, come back! Mr. Genie!
[09:38] ---
    It's no use.
[09:39] ---
    Huh?
[09:40] ---
    Father appears with a sneeze,
    and he returns with a sneeze.
[09:45] ---
    If you were to yawn again,
    then you would send me back too.
[09:48] ---
    You can't go back now.
[09:50] ---
    All right, if that's what it takes...
[09:53] ---
    Ah… Ah… Ah…
[09:57] ---
    I can't sneeze!
[09:59] ---
    Damn, the one time I want to sneeze.
[10:05] ---
    What's going on up there?
[10:08] ---
    Kan, is someone there?
    Your friends?
[10:12] ---
    Oh no… she's caught on…
[10:14] ---
    Nope! Just me.
[10:16] ---
    Um…um…let's see…
[10:18] ---
    I know! A movie.
[10:20] ---
    I'm just watching a movie…
    it's kinda crazy!
[10:23] ---
    Come down now.
[10:24] ---
    They're getting cold.
[10:26] ---
    Okay.
[10:28] ---
    Shit, what am I gonna do?
[10:31] ---
    I've got this.
[10:32] ---
    Listen, Poopy Pants, enough magic!
[10:35] ---
    Poot…
[10:36] ---
    Bite me.
[10:38] ---
    I'm telling you all that negativity
    is just gonna make him hate you more.
[10:42] ---
    Oh, I didn't mean to…
[10:43] ---
    Nowadays,
[10:45] ---
    parenting is all about praising
    not scolding.
[10:48] ---
    Praise not scold…
    All right, I get it.
[10:52] ---
    There, there, little bro, good boy.
[10:56] ---
    TRAINS MONTHLY
[10:56] ---
    This is very important to Kanta.
[10:59] ---
    It is not a plaything, understand?
[11:01] ---
    You've always been
    a good boy, right? Hm?
[11:05] ---
    – Owww!
    – Poo poo poo…
[11:07] ---
    – Yay!
    – Careful!
[11:09] ---
    What am I saying, he's a little shit.
[11:12] ---
    Poot.
[11:13] ---
    Hm?
[11:21] ---
    Thank god.
[11:23] ---
    Good boy!
    Now that's my little brother!
[11:25] ---
    Listen, kid.
    No more casting spells, okay?
[11:28] ---
    Sure, like I'd take orders from you.
[11:33] ---
    Poot!
[11:38] ---
    What?! Watch out!
[11:41] ---
    Suddenly I've got the urge
    to unleash a whole mess of magic!
[11:45] ---
    We're just gonna have to put
    Prince Farty back in the vase.
[11:49] ---
    Kan. I need you to rip one.
[11:50] ---
    Really? I'll do my best!
[11:54] ---
    Mom!
    Where are those potatoes?
[11:56] ---
    In that paper bag there.
[11:57] ---
    – They were on sale.
    – I'll take'em all!
[11:59] ---
    Huh?
[12:02] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:06] ---
    You want gas,
    so I got sweet potatoes.
[12:12] ---
    Come on!
    How's it I got nothing?
[12:17] ---
    Poot, poot!
[12:19] ---
    Where to, sir?
[12:20] ---
    Poo poot!
[12:21] ---
    – If you say so!
    – Poo poot!
[12:23] ---
    Oh!
[12:24] ---
    Hey, stop!
[12:26] ---
    Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poot!
[12:29] ---
    Poot poot!
[12:35] ---
    We'll never catch up.
[12:38] ---
    Can't you just use magic
    to catch him?
[12:40] ---
    Didn't I tell you? My
    specialty is transformation.
[12:45] ---
    We're gonna need more than transformation…
[12:49] ---
    That's what you think.
[12:52] ---
    Hocus...
[12:54] ---
    Pocus!
[12:59] ---
    Whoah, I'm like ripped.
[13:01] ---
    Now you've got the physique of a
[13:02] ---
    sprinter capable of running a
    hundred meters in nine seconds.
[13:05] ---
    Ready!
[13:15] ---
    Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo…
[13:16] ---
    Poot.
[13:18] ---
    How sweet are you!
    And who do you belong to?
[13:21] ---
    Hm, where's Mommy or Daddy?
[13:25] ---
    Now what is a little guy like you
    crawling around out here all alone.
[13:29] ---
    Stealing the hearts of gullible
    moms is what I do best.
[13:36] ---
    What a good boy.
    Why don't you play with my Kenta?
[13:41] ---
    Poot.
[13:43] ---
    All right, she fell for it.
[13:47] ---
    One hundred meters in nine seconds, my butt!
[13:52] ---
    I'm not running fast at all.
[13:54] ---
    I said you had the physique of a sprinter.
[13:58] ---
    How you use that ability
    is completely up to you.
[14:01] ---
    Now you tell me?
    Then change me back.
[14:05] ---
    All right.
[14:07] ---
    Hocus…!
[14:09] ---
    Pocus!
[14:15] ---
    Oh, over there!
[14:16] ---
    There he is! Little bro!
[14:18] ---
    Poot, poot…
[14:20] ---
    Excuse me!
[14:23] ---
    He's my little brother.
    I'll take him home right now
[14:27] ---
    Sorry for the trouble.
[14:29] ---
    Time to go.
[14:30] ---
    Poot!
[14:32] ---
    So little pooty pie…
[14:35] ---
    Were these big kids
    being mean to you?
[14:38] ---
    Don't worry. I'll protect you.
[14:41] ---
    Huh?
[14:42] ---
    No, that's not what happened.
[14:43] ---
    To think you enjoy torturing
    such a defenseless child.
[14:46] ---
    Whaat?!
[14:47] ---
    Oh no, we....
[14:48] ---
    I want to know the name of your school.
[14:50] ---
    Where's your father?
    And your mother?
[14:52] ---
    W-Well…
[14:54] ---
    Poo poot…
[14:55] ---
    Ha, take that.
[14:57] ---
    Hey, we can leave Prince Farty with her.
[15:01] ---
    Kan, you know what you have to do!
[15:03] ---
    Okay.
[15:05] ---
    And then after that…
[15:07] ---
    FART
[15:07] ---
    It's time to get gassy.
[15:10] ---
    You're gonna be a ticking time bomb!
[15:11] ---
    FOODS THAT MAKE YOU FART
[15:12] ---
    Well, according to the internet
    the foods that make you fart are…
[15:17] ---
    Sweet potatoes,
[15:18] ---
    broccoli, cauliflower, onion,
    garlic, oats, whole-wheat bread, milk,
[15:26] ---
    cheese, yogurt, apple, banana,
    peach, beans and carbonated water.
[15:33] ---
    Wow, that square thing's magical.
[15:36] ---
    It has all the answers.
[15:38] ---
    Finally, fart time!
[15:45] ---
    That's quite the appetite.
    You'll be sorry.
[15:48] ---
    Knock 'em down, Kan!
[15:50] ---
    Knock 'em down, Kan!
[15:53] ---
    Let it rip, Kan!
[15:58] ---
    I can't.
[15:59] ---
    No? Then on to Plan B!
[16:03] ---
    Get ready!
    Time for a different kind of hot yoga!
[16:03] ---
    FART
[16:05] ---
    Now strike a pose!
[16:07] ---
    Our guest instructor today
    is Mrs. Amanogawa
[16:10] ---
    who teaches yoga in Mamenoki.
[16:13] ---
    We're ready for yoga.
[16:15] ---
    Um, why is Mihoshi's mom here?
[16:18] ---
    I searched for her on
    the internet, of course.
[16:22] ---
    Show 'em what you got, Mom!
[16:24] ---
    Ugh, even Mihoshi's here.
[16:25] ---
    My mom's a famous yoga instructor.
[16:29] ---
    All right, let's do this, Kan.
[16:31] ---
    Huh?
[16:31] ---
    First, a pose to release gas.
[16:34] ---
    Lie face down
    and roll side to side.
[16:38] ---
    Lie face down, roll side to side.
[16:42] ---
    Stimulating the stomach like so
[16:45] ---
    helps release accumulated gasses.
[16:49] ---
    Get out... get out... dammit, fart!
[16:53] ---
    Is it working, Kan?
[16:55] ---
    No.
[16:56] ---
    Next is Cobra Pose.
[16:59] ---
    You can do it, Kan!
[17:01] ---
    If that doesn't work,
    how about this? Bridge Pose!
[17:04] ---
    This is hard…
[17:05] ---
    And if that doesn't work,
    then Rabbit Pose!
[17:08] ---
    R-R-Rabbit…!
[17:11] ---
    How is it, Kan? Is it working?
[17:12] ---
    No…
[17:14] ---
    So, this didn't work either, huh?
[17:15] ---
    ONE OF MANY THEORIES
[17:16] ---
    I hear the town of Yoga
    in Setagaya ward
[17:18] ---
    originates from yoga.
[17:19] ---
    FART
[17:19] ---
    If at first you don't succeed,
    force it out…
[17:22] ---
    …fart by massage!
[17:24] ---
    Next, we have Ms. Tanaka who runs
    a massage therapy office in Mamenoki.
[17:30] ---
    We are ready.
[17:31] ---
    Then let's begin.
[17:32] ---
    Why do I have to have an audience?
[17:35] ---
    Kan.
[17:36] ---
    Hm?
[17:38] ---
    Stand with your feet
    shoulder width apart.
[17:41] ---
    Oh, okay.
[17:44] ---
    Ready? First,
    place your hand over your belly button.
[17:46] ---
    Now press down gently.
[17:53] ---
    Massage the area
    as if you are writting hiragana "no."
[18:00] ---
    How is it, Kan?
[18:02] ---
    Yeah, not bad!
[18:04] ---
    Now! Kan.
[18:08] ---
    Didn't work.
    Nothing's coming out.
[18:10] ---
    Nothing?
    Okay, I got a plan!
[18:14] ---
    Let's do it!
    Time to sweat it out!
[18:14] ---
    FART
[18:16] ---
    Gassersize!
[18:18] ---
    Our next guest is Teacher Suzuki,
[18:20] ---
    PE instructor at
    Mamenoki Elementary School.
[18:22] ---
    He also oversees
    the gymnastics club.
[18:24] ---
    Regards.
[18:25] ---
    You had to call Teacher Suzuki?
[18:29] ---
    Spread 'em, shoulder width!
[18:31] ---
    Okay!
[18:32] ---
    Drop your hips so your thighs
    are parallel to the ground.
[18:36] ---
    Okay!
[18:37] ---
    Now squat.
    One, two, one, two.
[18:41] ---
    One, two, one, two.
[18:43] ---
    This sucks.
    Do I really have to do this?
[18:47] ---
    Yes! Come on, you can do it!
[18:51] ---
    Hey! Bumpity bum!
[18:53] ---
    That's it... I'm done.
[18:55] ---
    No, you can't give up.
[19:02] ---
    I know you have it in you, Kan!
[19:07] ---
    I'm totally empty.
[19:09] ---
    What? After all that?
[19:12] ---
    Come on, push harder.
[19:15] ---
    What the heck
    are they trying to do?
[19:20] ---
    Spoiled brat.
    This is mine!
[19:23] ---
    Poot, poot!
[19:31] ---
    Hey!
[19:32] ---
    Dammit, that was a work of art!
[19:35] ---
    Now, now, no fighting, boys.
[19:38] ---
    Don't think I'm gonna let this go
[19:39] ---
    just because you're some pathetic kid.
[19:42] ---
    Poot!
[19:46] ---
    Now, now, stop crying.
[19:53] ---
    Sweet mother of...! Is this a dream?
    I must be dreaming.
[19:58] ---
    Huh? P-Pandas?
[20:00] ---
    Little bro must be at it again.
[20:03] ---
    Poot, poot!
[20:05] ---
    Oh shit, I can't lift the spell.
[20:08] ---
    Hey, bad, bad boy!
[20:10] ---
    Casting a spell like that!
    Undo it right now.
[20:14] ---
    Listen, sis, I would if I could, but...
[20:18] ---
    Come on, let's get the rug rat home.
[20:21] ---
    What about the pandas?
[20:22] ---
    I guess we can't just
    leave them here.
[20:28] ---
    We're taking the pandas too?
[20:30] ---
    Come on, get on, Kan.
[20:32] ---
    Now how the heck is this gonna work?!
[20:34] ---
    Take us back to Kan's house please.
[20:38] ---
    And then after that…
[20:42] ---
    I'm gonna have to live with these things?!
[20:45] ---
    How am I supposed to
    explain this to Mom?
[20:50] ---
    Oh, there!
[20:52] ---
    P-P-P-Poot!
[20:57] ---
    He went back inside.
[21:00] ---
    His spell has been lifted too.
[21:02] ---
    Thank god.
[21:03] ---
    Yay! Your gas has saved us.
[21:06] ---
    I swear I am never going through that again!
[21:09] ---
    Prince Farty is staying in his little jug.
[21:11] ---
    Mark my words, never again shall I pass gas.
[21:15] ---
    Oh no, it happened!
[21:17] ---
    Poot!
[21:19] ---
    Oh, another one!
[21:21] ---
    Ahh, here comes another one.
[21:24] ---
    Poot.
[21:25] ---
    And again!
[21:29] ---
    Poot!
[21:31] ---
    Goodness, Kan!
[21:32] ---
    All that food, yoga, exercise
    and massage
[21:36] ---
    really did work after all.
[21:38] ---
    Maybe a little too well.
[21:40] ---
    Ahh, somebody help me, make it stop!
[21:43] ---
    I can't let anyone see me like this!
[21:48] ---
    Don't be ashamed to toot,
    it's absolute!
[21:52] ---
    Oops, pardon me…
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:04] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:07] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:12] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:24] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:29] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:35] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:52] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:56] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:01] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:04] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:25] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    I'm thirsty.
[23:27] ---
    Okay, I'll go buy you a drink.
[23:30] ---
    You're so considerate, Puuta.
[23:31] ---
    I'll take a "rei-ko."
[23:33] ---
    And I'll have a"re-suka."
[23:34] ---
    What the heck?
[23:35] ---
    "Rei-ko" is iced coffee.
[23:37] ---
    And"re-suka" is fizzy lemonade.
    Pretty snazzy, huh?
[23:40] ---
    How many years ago is that from?
[23:42] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[23:44] ---
    I knew it.
[23:45] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020, it's...
[23:49] ---
    Love Is In the Air...from the Vase!
[23:49] ---
    PREVIEW
    LOVE IS IN THE AIR...FROM THE VASE
[23:51] ---
    That's our story!
[23:52] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E3 - Love Is in the Air…from the Vase

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    Let's take another look back!
[00:07] ---
    You know it!
[00:08] ---
    It's yesteryear and today!
[00:10] ---
    Today we're all about telephones.
[00:12] ---
    This is a specimen
    from fifty years ago,
[00:14] ---
    the fabulous sixties.
[00:16] ---
    Abracadabra.
[00:22] ---
    Oh, right! The rotary phones!
[00:26] ---
    It has a cord?
[00:28] ---
    You better believe it.
[00:30] ---
    You know, fifty years ago,
    a phone at home was a rarity.
[00:35] ---
    Come on!
[00:36] ---
    In fact, on average, just seven out of
    a hundred had a phone back then.
[00:44] ---
    That's it?
[00:46] ---
    Now, with cell phones,
[00:49] ---
    those old fashioned landlines
    are practically extinct.
[00:51] ---
    The first portable phone
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    made its epic world debut
[00:57] ---
    OSAKA EXPO
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    at the Osaka Expo in 1970.
[01:02] ---
    It was the inspiration for what
    would become the modern cell phone.
[01:07] ---
    And then!
    Fifty years later, today!
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    Smart phones, right?
[01:10] ---
    Smart?
[01:11] ---
    Like me?
    A cell phone can be stylish and elegant?
[01:15] ---
    Not that kind of smart, silly.
[01:17] ---
    You know, like
    witty, intelligent.
[01:21] ---
    So an intelligent phone, huh?
    Who would've thought...
[01:25] ---
    That's technology!
[01:39] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:48] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:55] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[02:06] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:15] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:19] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:25] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:29] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:33] ---
    Achoo!
[02:41] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:45] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:58] ---
    LOVE IS IN THE AIR... FROM THE VASE
[02:59] ---
    Whaat?!
[03:00] ---
    You found a Komachi and a Hayate coupling?
[03:02] ---
    Uh-huh.
[03:03] ---
    I just posted it online,
    watch when you get home.
[03:06] ---
    Awesome!
    I'll check it out.
[03:08] ---
    Kan and Mario!
[03:10] ---
    Whatcha talking about?
[03:12] ---
    About a video Mario took.
[03:14] ---
    Wow, what kind of a video?
[03:17] ---
    It shows two bullet trains coupling.
[03:19] ---
    Yeah, I went all the way to
    Morioka station to film it.
[03:23] ---
    You never cease to amaze, Mario.
    I still haven't graduated from models.
[03:28] ---
    Yeah, there's just nothing
    like seeing the real thing.
[03:32] ---
    Watch how Komachi enters
    slowly from the front.
[03:36] ---
    Oh, so it's pulling in to the station.
[03:40] ---
    Yeah, their tips nudge together
    thanks to dual retractable couplers…
[03:42] ---
    Creak, crunch!
[03:44] ---
    Ah! Just thinking about it
    makes me excited.
[03:47] ---
    Oh no.
    If I can't control myself, then…
[03:50] ---
    It'll happen…
    Shit... it's happening!
[03:58] ---
    Eww, disgusting.
[04:01] ---
    Tell me about it…
    who was that?
[04:06] ---
    Huh? What?
    It wasn't me!
[04:09] ---
    And then! After that!
[04:11] ---
    See'ya! Bye!
[04:19] ---
    CAUTION
[04:19] ---
    Bye, Kan!
[04:21] ---
    Okay, Mario.
    See you tomorrow.
[04:24] ---
    All aboard!
[04:25] ---
    All right!
[04:29] ---
    Wow…
    Mario was totally right…
[04:32] ---
    Komachi and Hayate coupling is crazy cool.
[04:40] ---
    Oops, oh no!
[04:52] ---
    You yawn, and I'm all ears, it's Akubi!
[04:54] ---
    Shit, it's you again.
[04:56] ---
    Geez Louise, you have a sweet tooth
    and a lazy streak.
[04:59] ---
    Who're you calling lazy!
[05:02] ---
    I'm working hard on my hobby.
[05:04] ---
    Wow, look at it go.
[05:07] ---
    You know, you can do more than watch videos,
    you can take them too.
[05:11] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[05:13] ---
    See, I just took a video of you.
[05:15] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[05:17] ---
    That's me... but how?
[05:21] ---
    Please tell me you at least
    know something about these things.
[05:26] ---
    Mr. Smart Phone!
    Play me some music.
[05:29] ---
    Coming right up.
[05:31] ---
    It talks?
    And plays you music?
[05:35] ---
    Did you forget?
[05:37] ---
    I already told you about A.I..
    It really is changing things.
[05:41] ---
    Mr. Smart Phone, stop the music please.
[05:42] ---
    Well it's no substitute for magic!
[05:45] ---
    Fine! I'm gonna buy one of those
    smart phone thingies you like so much.
[05:49] ---
    Huh?
[05:50] ---
    If I'm ever going to be queen,
[05:52] ---
    I'm going to have to know
    how this world works.
[05:57] ---
    Where do you buy those, Kan?
[06:00] ---
    You have to be an adult to buy one.
[06:01] ---
    Adult… Then I'll just use
    a little transformation magic!
[06:06] ---
    What?!
[06:10] ---
    Hocus Pocus
[06:17] ---
    This should do it.
[06:19] ---
    Okay, Kan.
    Where do I go to buy a smart phone?
[06:22] ---
    And then after that.
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    SMARTPHONE CORNER
[06:24] ---
    I'm sorry but…
[06:26] ---
    You need a bank account, personal seal
    and ID to enter into a contract.
[06:31] ---
    Darn…
[06:33] ---
    You said it was for your queen training,
    but you actually really wanted one.
[06:37] ---
    Yeah… I mean no! Listen!
[06:39] ---
    I'll never really know if it
    beats magic until I have one, right?
[06:45] ---
    Hmm…
[06:46] ---
    Oh?!
[06:47] ---
    Check out this chair.
    It's amazing!
[06:49] ---
    Wow, it's like a spaceship.
[06:52] ---
    That's a massage chair.
[06:53] ---
    What? This massages you?
[06:56] ---
    That's all well and good,
[06:57] ---
    but a massage chair can't beat
    Father's magic hands.
[06:59] ---
    See for yourself then.
[07:06] ---
    What the?
[07:07] ---
    It's massaging me all over
    at the same time.
[07:09] ---
    The A.I. tells it exactly where
    it needs to press to be effective.
[07:14] ---
    That's amazing.
[07:15] ---
    And then after that.
[07:16] ---
    Wow, what's this box?
[07:19] ---
    How do I get inside?
[07:21] ---
    Hey, stop touching it.
[07:23] ---
    So, this is a washing machine.
    You put laundry inside, not people.
[07:29] ---
    Washing machine…?!
    This is?!
[07:32] ---
    Umm…you don't even know this?
[07:34] ---
    I mean,
    are you supposed to put water in it?
[07:36] ---
    That can't be it because
    the water would just fall out.
[07:38] ---
    Everyone knows this is
    what a washing machine looks like.
[07:41] ---
    It'll even spin dry it after washing.
[07:44] ---
    Now, you dump in the clothes
[07:46] ---
    and the machine washes and dries everything.
[07:48] ---
    It even dries!!
[07:49] ---
    Yup. Push this button and you're all set.
[07:53] ---
    Wow, pure magic.
[07:55] ---
    And then after that.
[07:56] ---
    Look, a toy dog.
[07:58] ---
    You know, these were a lot floofier
[08:01] ---
    fifty years ago.
[08:03] ---
    It's not really a toy.
    Here, stick your hand out.
[08:08] ---
    Huh?
[08:10] ---
    Wow, it shook my hand.
    It's so cute. It's like a real dog.
[08:14] ---
    TOYS
    VIDEOGAMES
[08:15] ---
    It can even do this.
    Hey, go fetch.
[08:26] ---
    Wow!
[08:30] ---
    And then after that.
[08:33] ---
    Whoa!
[08:34] ---
    It's flying! What is this?
[08:36] ---
    Drone.
[08:37] ---
    Drone?
[08:39] ---
    Sure it can fly,
    but it's no magic carpet.
[08:42] ---
    This doesn't just fly.
[08:44] ---
    Huh?
[08:45] ---
    That's us on there!
[08:47] ---
    We can see what the drone sees with this.
[08:50] ---
    I'm speachless…
[08:52] ---
    Thanks to drones,
[08:53] ---
    we can see and record places
[08:56] ---
    that were totally out of reach before.
[09:00] ---
    Magic Carpet can't do
    anything like that.
[09:04] ---
    Okay, happy now?
    Let's get going…
[09:07] ---
    No!
[09:07] ---
    What?
[09:08] ---
    I wanna see more!
[09:10] ---
    Whaat?
[09:12] ---
    Wow, it sounds like an
    orchestra is right here.
[09:15] ---
    Where is the wind coming from?
[09:18] ---
    This will make my skin silky smooth?
[09:22] ---
    I've never seen
    so many amazing things.
[09:25] ---
    Maybe this really is the end for magic…
[09:28] ---
    Don't be like that…
[09:30] ---
    Oh?
[09:31] ---
    Hey, Kan!
[09:33] ---
    Oh, Mario.
[09:38] ---
    Oh? Is he your friend, Kan?
[09:40] ---
    Yeah.
[09:44] ---
    Oh, wonderful!
    You have friends, too!
[09:47] ---
    Listen…
[09:48] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[09:49] ---
    I'm here from the genie world
    on a special training mission…
[09:52] ---
    Shh!
[09:53] ---
    Oh… sorry... I…
[09:59] ---
    Um…Mario…
[10:02] ---
    So she's…umm…
    Oh yeah! A distant relative…
[10:07] ---
    I'm Akubi.
[10:08] ---
    Akemi… you have a heavenly name.
[10:12] ---
    No, not Akemi…
    Oh well, whatever.
[10:15] ---
    So, what's up, Mario?
[10:17] ---
    Huh? Well…
[10:18] ---
    I came to check out some cameras…
    to film railways…
[10:21] ---
    Railway?
[10:22] ---
    Mario's into train stuff, too.
[10:25] ---
    Wow. So you two share
    the same hobby!
[10:27] ---
    Y-Yes! I'm Mario Kashikomari.
    It's a pleasure.
[10:32] ---
    Nice to meet you, Mario.
[10:35] ---
    Sh-She just called me Mario!
[10:39] ---
    But…
[10:40] ---
    Oh no! Of course this is happening now…
[10:51] ---
    Seems someone went poot poot.
[10:54] ---
    Whoa!
[10:55] ---
    What? Why is he here?
    No one farted.
[10:59] ---
    I didn't hear anything.
[11:02] ---
    Eww, gnarly.
[11:04] ---
    No way…
[11:05] ---
    Huh…
[11:05] ---
    - What? N-No, it wasn't me!
    - Interesting…
[11:08] ---
    So this putz is the new boss, huh?
[11:11] ---
    - I'd never do it in front of people.
    - He seems more responsible than Kantaro.
[11:15] ---
    Actually…
[11:15] ---
    What's with this baby? I think it
    crawled out of this vase…
[11:20] ---
    But that's impossible!
[11:23] ---
    I don't...
[11:25] ---
    Was this vase here?
[11:27] ---
    Y-Yes. Right there.
[11:31] ---
    Then where did this baby come from…?
[11:33] ---
    FREE INSTALLATION
[11:33] ---
    Looks like…this place's
    going to be a lot of fun…
[11:38] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
[11:38] ---
    What should we do?
[11:40] ---
    Maybe we should take him
    to lost and found…
[11:43] ---
    What? That's not a good idea…
[11:45] ---
    But a baby shouldn't be all alone.
[11:48] ---
    You are right about that, but…
[11:51] ---
    Let's wait and see, Mario.
[11:55] ---
    Wow. She called me Mario again.
[11:58] ---
    FREE INSTALLATION
[11:58] ---
    Yes, you're absolutely correct, Akemi!
[12:02] ---
    Wait, he's calling Sis, Akemi?
[12:04] ---
    Easy there, Mario.
[12:06] ---
    If it was you,
    please oh please do it again.
[12:08] ---
    I said it wasn't me!
[12:12] ---
    How can I say I farted
    in front of Akemi?
[12:15] ---
    You're quick to point the finger,
    I bet it was you, Kan.
[12:18] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
[12:18] ---
    No, it wasn't.
    Please, Mario, do it once more.
[12:21] ---
    I told you, it wasn't me!
[12:22] ---
    Hold on! Stop fighting!
[12:25] ---
    Of course, Akemi.
[12:26] ---
    Fighting won't accomplish anything.
[12:27] ---
    What is with him?
[12:31] ---
    Before he farts me away,
    I’m gonna have some fun!
[12:35] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
    LIGHTWEIGHT
[12:35] ---
    How hard can it suck you ask?
[12:39] ---
    Let me show you!
[12:41] ---
    Prepare to be amazed.
[12:44] ---
    Poot.
[12:45] ---
    Nothing in the world sucks harder…
[12:56] ---
    Oh no. I can't stop it.
[12:57] ---
    Poot!
[12:58] ---
    Prince Farty!
[13:00] ---
    Bro! Kan!
[13:02] ---
    Akemi! Watch out!
[13:05] ---
    Oh! She touched me…
[13:25] ---
    You okay, Kan? Kan?
[13:28] ---
    Oh, is it Akubi…?
    What the heck…
[13:33] ---
    …just happened?
[13:35] ---
    What?
[13:38] ---
    Um…who are you…
[13:41] ---
    What are you talking about?
    It's me.
[13:44] ---
    Hm?
[13:45] ---
    It's Akubi!
[13:46] ---
    Akubi? N-No way! It can't be!
[13:56] ---
    Huh? You're…Akubi?!
[14:00] ---
    What's going on?
    Am I dreaming?
[14:04] ---
    It's not a dream.
[14:06] ---
    Wh-Who is that?
[14:08] ---
    It's me, Kan.
    King Genie.
[14:12] ---
    What?!
[14:14] ---
    But you look nothing like him.
[14:16] ---
    What's going on?
[14:18] ---
    For some reason,
[14:20] ---
    traveling to the human world
    changes our appearance.
[14:24] ---
    So that means, this place is…
[14:26] ---
    …inside the vase.
[14:27] ---
    Correct! In other words…
[14:30] ---
    …this is the genie world!
[14:32] ---
    What?!
[14:34] ---
    And then after that.
[14:36] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
[14:37] ---
    Mind blowing, yes?
    There's just no sucker like it.
[14:41] ---
    W-What just happened?
[14:44] ---
    Hmm… This is that Akubi?
    I can't believe it.
[14:52] ---
    B-But, Akubi in the human world
    is just a little kid.
[14:57] ---
    So your appearance and your age changes?
[15:00] ---
    Yes, it certainly does appear that way.
[15:02] ---
    It's likely because…
[15:04] ---
    The genie world functions
    on a different axis of time.
[15:08] ---
    The axis of time…
[15:09] ---
    That makes perfect sense.
[15:11] ---
    Way to go, Bro.
[15:13] ---
    Huh?
[15:14] ---
    What? Th-This is Prince Farty?!
[15:16] ---
    Yup.
[15:18] ---
    Y-You're kidding!
    You mean the baby?
[15:22] ---
    Oh yeah? So outside the vase,
    I'm a baby on the inside too?
[15:27] ---
    I hardly remember anything.
[15:29] ---
    Really?
[15:30] ---
    Then I guess you don't recall
    turning my model train into a missile
[15:33] ---
    and launching it into my magazine
[15:36] ---
    before turning the playground equipment
    into ferocious animals?
[15:42] ---
    Sorry, doesn't ring a bell…
[15:44] ---
    What?
[15:45] ---
    Moving on…
[15:47] ---
    Huh?
[15:48] ---
    Nice to meet you, Kantaro.
[15:52] ---
    Y-Yes, nice to meet you too.
[15:59] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
[15:59] ---
    Where's Akemi and that baby…
    and Kan…?
[16:08] ---
    Now that I think about it…
[16:10] ---
    It all happened so fast, but…
[16:13] ---
    I think everyone went in there…
[16:20] ---
    …but it feels empty.
[16:22] ---
    How the heck...
[16:25] ---
    I've never been so confused in my life.
[16:28] ---
    Just relax.
[16:30] ---
    Yes, please make yourself at home.
[16:34] ---
    Yeah, if it were only that easy.
[16:36] ---
    This is more a palace than a home, you know.
[16:39] ---
    Well, we are the royal family
    of the genie world.
[16:43] ---
    Royal family?
[16:45] ---
    And that's why Father sent me
    to the human world.
[16:48] ---
    So I can learn to be queen.
[16:52] ---
    So what Akubi said was true.
[16:57] ---
    You have a dog?
[16:58] ---
    Hey! Cometh here, boy!
[17:06] ---
    This is my pet dog, Bull-kou.
[17:08] ---
    Bull what?
[17:10] ---
    This was the sweet bulldog that lived in
    Kan's neighborhood fifty years ago.
[17:15] ---
    The little guy wasn't always so sweet.
[17:19] ---
    Of course, now we are two peas in a pod.
[17:24] ---
    Okaay?
[17:26] ---
    Huh?
[17:28] ---
    He wants to say hi.
[17:30] ---
    Well…I'm not good…with d-dogs…
[17:36] ---
    Help!
[17:40] ---
    Hmm… What just happened…?
[17:44] ---
    Fan!
[17:46] ---
    Was I out cold or something?
[17:55] ---
    Get away from me.
[17:56] ---
    Don't worry, he won't hurt you.
[18:01] ---
    Oh?
[18:02] ---
    Someone must have called him?
[18:07] ---
    Your wish is my command.
    Ta-dah!
[18:09] ---
    Stay away…
[18:12] ---
    Oh…I'm back.
[18:14] ---
    Mom! Something came out of the vase!
[18:17] ---
    What?
[18:18] ---
    Oh, it's a humidifier.
    What an interesting design.
[18:23] ---
    U-Um…
[18:24] ---
    The vase go poof poof.
    Uh huh.
[18:26] ---
    Huh? Right, Mario?
    That vacuum cleaner was amazing!
[18:29] ---
    And who might this fine lad be, Kan?
[18:31] ---
    My friend.
[18:32] ---
    Friend? That is glorious!
    How wonderful to hear you have friends as well.
[18:38] ---
    This guy's totally nuts.
    Clearly he is the father…
[18:42] ---
    But he looks so different,
    I just can't believe it.
[18:44] ---
    That's her father? No way.
[18:46] ---
    Father!
[18:49] ---
    My name is Mario Kashikomari.
    It is really very nice to meet you sir.
[18:54] ---
    Well, it is really very nice to meet you.
[18:55] ---
    What a wonderful surprise!
    Who knew Kan had such polite friends.
[19:01] ---
    It is a complete and total
    honor to meet you sir.
[19:04] ---
    Oh no, the honor is mine, young lad.
[19:07] ---
    I know he can be a bit much,
    but please give the boy a chance.
[19:10] ---
    - You think I am a bit much?
    - I promise.
[19:12] ---
    And please give my best to
    your daughter too.
[19:15] ---
    Yes, of course. I hope you two will
    get to know each other more.
[19:19] ---
    You have no idea how much that means to me…
[19:23] ---
    I think I might have to cry!
[19:26] ---
    Focus here, King Genie!
[19:28] ---
    Everyone is looking
    at us in here.
[19:30] ---
    Oh, I think you're right.
[19:32] ---
    Open Gama.
[19:35] ---
    TABLE PEPPER
[19:37] ---
    Forgive me, Mario.
[19:43] ---
    Kan, Mario, see you again!
[19:49] ---
    Oh? Where's Father?
[19:52] ---
    Yeah, I wonder where he went.
[19:54] ---
    Oh well, I'd better get home.
[19:56] ---
    Hang on, Kan!
[19:58] ---
    When will Akemi be back?
[20:00] ---
    W-When? Not sure…
[20:03] ---
    Then where does she live?
[20:05] ---
    You are related, right?
[20:07] ---
    Well… when you put it like that…
[20:10] ---
    Tell me how I can see her again.
[20:11] ---
    What? You wanna see her?
[20:14] ---
    You're my best friend, right?
[20:15] ---
    I shouldn't have to say anymore.
    You know how I feel about her.
[20:20] ---
    What…Mario…are you serious?
[20:25] ---
    Let's eat!
[20:30] ---
    I can't let this thing out of my sight.
[20:39] ---
    Oh? You're not eating, Kan?
[20:42] ---
    Kan.
[20:43] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
    Falling in love, perhaps?
[20:46] ---
    Huh?
[20:48] ---
    Oops, I think I've said too much!
[20:50] ---
    No, the only thing he is
    in love with is his trains.
[20:57] ---
    What? Is this…
[21:03] ---
    I'm so confused…
[21:06] ---
    Oh, Akubi…
[21:10] ---
    - …could they really be the same person?
    - Hocus Pocus.
[21:16] ---
    Nope, I'm just gonna forget about it.
[21:22] ---
    Oops, oh no!
[21:31] ---
    I think I heard a yawn, it's Akubi!
[21:36] ---
    Oh, Kan. I see you're taking a bath.
[21:40] ---
    What's going on, Kan…
[21:42] ---
    Huh?
[21:43] ---
    What's wrong, Kan…
[21:44] ---
    Huh…?
[21:45] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[21:47] ---
    How's it hanging!
[22:01] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:13] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:22] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:41] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:45] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:02] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:10] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    You know, Kan told me today that
    my spell sounds like a tongue twister.
[23:31] ---
    If we're talking tongue twisters,
    here's one.
[23:33] ---
    Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll.
    [Japanese tongue twister:
    akamakigami aomakigami kimakigami]
[23:35] ---
    Say it faster.
[23:36] ---
    Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll.
[23:38] ---
    Way to go, Father.
[23:39] ---
    Isn't there one
    that's more with the times?
[23:41] ---
    Then how about this?
[23:42] ---
    Red tapioca, blue tapioca, yellow tapioca.
[23:44] ---
    Your turn, Father.
[23:45] ---
    Red tapioca, blue tapioca, yellow tapioca.
[23:47] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:50] ---
    Accident, Please!
[23:50] ---
    PREVIEW
    ACCIDENT, PLEASE
[23:51] ---
    That's our story!
[23:52] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:53] ---
    

Season 1

E4 - Accident, Please!

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[00:06] ---
    Let's take a look back!
[00:08] ---
    It's fifty years
[00:09] ---
    ago and today.
[00:11] ---
    Today we're talking about travel.
[00:13] ---
    Fifty years ago, traveling was
    no where near as easy as it is today.
[00:17] ---
    Running off to a
    Hawaiian getaway was unheard of.
[00:21] ---
    Really?
[00:22] ---
    Yes.
[00:23] ---
    The first Japanese citizen to travel
    to Hawaii in 1964
[00:27] ---
    paid a whopping 364,000
    yen for a nine-day tour!
[00:31] ---
    The average beginning salary for a salaryman
    back then was 19,000 yen
[00:35] ---
    which means today that would be…
[00:38] ---
    APPROXIMATELY FOUR MILLION YEN
[00:38] ---
    Like four million yen!
[00:40] ---
    That's crazy expensive.
[00:41] ---
    Please, you know I'm terrible with numbers!
[00:44] ---
    Fifty years ago, foreign travel
    was an experience,
[00:48] ---
    an experience you dressed up for.
[00:52] ---
    Pineapples used to be
    the must have souvenir from Hawaii.
[00:56] ---
    But now,
    it's pretty cheap to go there.
[00:59] ---
    Yeah, you can go for under
    a hundred thousand.
[01:02] ---
    Father, you know you could
    get one of those monster burgers there.
[01:07] ---
    What a scrumptious idea!
[01:09] ---
    The world changes so fast, it's…
[01:12] ---
    Amazing!
[01:25] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:33] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:41] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:52] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:01] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:05] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:11] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:14] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:19] ---
    Achoo!
[02:27] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:31] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:44] ---
    That's it, eat up!
[02:44] ---
    ACCIDENT, PLEASE!
[02:46] ---
    Thanks! You are so generous.
[02:49] ---
    Please let me know if
    I can help, Mrs. Kan.
[02:53] ---
    What a change from Kan!
[02:55] ---
    Geez, thanks a lot.
[02:56] ---
    Although you did give me
    quite a scare yesterday.
[03:01] ---
    What's going on, Kan…
[03:03] ---
    Huh?
[03:04] ---
    What’s wrong, Kan…
[03:05] ---
    Huh?
[03:06] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[03:08] ---
    It's such a treat to have a girl around.
[03:12] ---
    I found it. Here it is. Here…
[03:15] ---
    It's Dad's album.
[03:17] ---
    So Grandpa's?
[03:19] ---
    Uh-huh.
[03:20] ---
    See? Look here.
[03:22] ---
    Wow, it's Akubi and King Genie!
[03:24] ---
    Oh my.
[03:25] ---
    Oh, those were the days!
[03:27] ---
    I always thought he made
    the whole thing up…
[03:31] ---
    Well I'll be...
[03:33] ---
    Yeah, well, it hasn't exactly
    been a walk in the park for me.
[03:36] ---
    Every time someone yawns, farts
    or sneezes, all hell breaks loose.
[03:41] ---
    Speaking of which,
    maybe I should cut one loose.
[03:44] ---
    Then I'll sneeze.
[03:46] ---
    Don't! You really don't want to do that.
[03:50] ---
    Since I can't trust you guys,
    I'm gonna have to cart this thing around with me.
[03:53] ---
    In that case,
    this should help, Kan!
[03:56] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[04:03] ---
    Oh wow.
[04:05] ---
    Bravo, Akubi!
[04:09] ---
    Damn her…
    of course my parents lover her.
[04:13] ---
    Oh, we'd better get ready
    to go to your uncle's.
[04:16] ---
    Kantaro, you and Akubi want to come?
[04:19] ---
    No thanks, I'll stay here
    and guard the house.
[04:21] ---
    Huh? Again?
[04:22] ---
    It wouldn't kill you to
    visit once in a while.
[04:24] ---
    But if Akubi babysits,
    we won't have to worry about anything.
[04:29] ---
    What the heck…?
[04:31] ---
    Akubi, make sure he gets out and
    gets a little fresh air, okay?
[04:36] ---
    Okay! He's in good hands with me.
[04:39] ---
    Wait, you're younger than me…
[04:42] ---
    Oh…maybe not…
[04:44] ---
    Is she really older than me?
[04:49] ---
    I'm so confused.
[04:52] ---
    Yay! I've got the house to myself!!
[04:55] ---
    You're already loafing around, Kan!
SIGN    TRAINS & PLANES AT PEAK CAPACITY
    ON FIRST DAY OF GOLDEN WEEK
    JUST YESTERDAY, AN ESTIMATED
    FIFTY-FIVE-THOUSAND PEOPLE
    HAVE DEPARTED THE COUNTRY
[05:00] ---
    It's finally Golden Week,
[05:02] ---
    and it's that time of year again,
[05:03] ---
    get ready for packed
    domestic and internatioinal flights.
[05:06] ---
    Staying put is definitely the way to go.
[05:10] ---
    Wow, that looks fun.
    I wanna go there!
[05:12] ---
    Huh? To the airport?
[05:14] ---
    And then after that…
[05:18] ---
    Wow, airports are so big now.
[05:21] ---
    Why do I have to be here…
[05:23] ---
    Remember, your mom asked me to
    get you outside…
[05:25] ---
    Yeah, but she didn't mean…
[05:26] ---
    Besides, there must be lots of jobs
    at the airport.
[05:29] ---
    Maybe we'll find
    your future dream here…?
[05:33] ---
    Wow! A stewardess!
    Still every little girl's dream!
[05:38] ---
    A stewardess?
[05:40] ---
    You don't know what
    a stewardess is, Kan?
[05:43] ---
    "Attention please!"
[05:45] ---
    You mean a CA?
[05:47] ---
    CA?
[05:48] ---
    A cabin attendant.
    Try to be gender inclusive, men do it too.
[05:53] ---
    Oh yeah!
[05:54] ---
    All right then, Kan!
    Let's turn you into a CA!
[05:57] ---
    Hocus Pocus...
[05:59] ---
    Oh…not here!
[06:04] ---
    How charming.
[06:05] ---
    Wait, what's this?
    Change me back!
[06:08] ---
    I think you look really handsome, Kan.
[06:15] ---
    Oh? Aren't you trainees?
[06:18] ---
    What are you doing there?
[06:20] ---
    Huh? Oh… No, we're…
[06:23] ---
    Training's about to start.
    Let's get cracking.
[06:26] ---
    Attention please.
[06:27] ---
    I'm Instructor Oniyamada.
[06:31] ---
    This is the mockup we use for training.
[06:34] ---
    Mockup?
[06:35] ---
    It's a cabin crew simulator that allows
    us to recreate any scenario.
[06:40] ---
    I will act as chief purser.
[06:42] ---
    I expect all of you to carry out
    your duties as a full-fledged CA.
[06:46] ---
    Okay.
[06:47] ---
    S-Seriously?
[06:48] ---
    TOUR GROUP
[06:48] ---
    All right, everyone.
    This is the CA training center.
[06:53] ---
    Wow, cool. I wish there was
    a railway version of this…
[06:56] ---
    Hm?
[06:57] ---
    Akemi!
[06:59] ---
    So fate has brought us together again.
[07:01] ---
    Ugh, Mario…
[07:02] ---
    Oh, I remember him…
[07:05] ---
    Oh! Akemi's waving at me!
[07:09] ---
    Oh no, please not here…
[07:15] ---
    Oh! What's that?
[07:20] ---
    Oh, some butt is calling me!
[07:24] ---
    – Poot, poo, poo…
    – Hey, Kan, was that you?
[07:26] ---
    No, no way.
[07:27] ---
    Then who was it?
[07:28] ---
    TOUR GROUP
[07:29] ---
    Okay, everyone, on to our
    next exciting demonstration.
[07:32] ---
    Okay!
[07:34] ---
    Come on, you too.
[07:36] ---
    Akemi!
[07:37] ---
    It's him again.
[07:39] ---
    Oh my…
[07:40] ---
    Now who do we have here…?
[07:43] ---
    I am going to have to
    find someone to take you…
[07:44] ---
    Oh, that baby is…uhh…
[07:46] ---
    It's a long story…
[07:48] ---
    Poot…
[07:50] ---
    Poo.
[07:52] ---
    You are adorable!
[07:55] ---
    I'm going to call you Prince Poot Poot.
[07:59] ---
    Poot!
[08:00] ---
    Prince Poot Poot,
    let's go sit over here.
[08:03] ---
    We're safe for now.
[08:04] ---
    As long as Little Bro doesn't try to
    torture us again.
[08:08] ---
    Wait, that guy's really older
    than me, too, right?
[08:12] ---
    Nice to meet you, Kantaro.
[08:15] ---
    Man… this is all so weird.
[08:17] ---
    Hey! CA Yotayama and CA Akubi!
[08:22] ---
    Intensive training commences now.
[08:25] ---
    What?
[08:26] ---
    Poot poot…
[08:28] ---
    SPECIAL TRAINING (1)
    GREETINGS
[08:28] ---
    Special training (1), greetings.
[08:33] ---
    Welcome aboard Akubi's plane…
[08:37] ---
    Never say that!
[08:39] ---
    Stand up straight.
[08:40] ---
    Suck in that gut.
    Hands below the navel.
[08:43] ---
    Toes outward,
    stance slightly offset.
[08:47] ---
    Whoa.
[08:48] ---
    You too!
[08:51] ---
    They obviously suck…
[08:53] ---
    SPECIAL TRAINING (2)
    IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS
[08:53] ---
    Special training (2),
    in-flight announcements.
[08:57] ---
    Thank you for joining us today
    on Mamenoki Airlines flight 25
[09:03] ---
    bound for Honolulu.
[09:06] ---
    Your captain will be Sasagawa
    and chief purser, Oniyamada.
[09:10] ---
    I will be taking care of you
    in the cabin.
[09:12] ---
    My name is Akubi.
    It's Akubi…Akubi.
[09:15] ---
    You're not campaigning.
[09:18] ---
    Of course, please forgive me, ma'am!
[09:20] ---
    That's chief purser!
[09:22] ---
    Yes! Chief panther!
[09:24] ---
    Did you just say "chief panther"?
[09:27] ---
    Yes! Your face reminds me of
    a carnivorous animal of prey…
[09:31] ---
    I'm sorry chief panther just came out!
[09:34] ---
    Cut the crap and pull yourself together!
[09:36] ---
    Yes, chief purser!
[09:38] ---
    Okay, CA Yotayama.
    Next is English.
[09:41] ---
    Huh? English?
[09:42] ---
    Hurry up.
[09:44] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[09:45] ---
    Um…uh…
[09:46] ---
    CA Yotayama!
[09:48] ---
    The passengers will pick up
    on your nervousness.
[09:53] ---
    Calm yourself down.
[09:55] ---
    Oh, I know!
[09:56] ---
    CA Yotayama, all you have to do is
    find your special happy place.
[10:03] ---
    My special happy place, huh…
[10:10] ---
    "The next station is Shinjuku."
[10:13] ---
    "The doors on the left side
    will open."
[10:16] ---
    "Please change here for the Chuo Line…"
[10:16] ---
    That's amazing, CA Yotayama.
[10:18] ---
    Don't praise him.
[10:20] ---
    I didn't ask you to perform
    a train announcement!
[10:23] ---
    Oh…I'm sorry.
[10:25] ---
    You two have a long way to go…
[10:28] ---
    Poot, poot!
[10:30] ---
    Little bastard...
[10:32] ---
    SPECIAL TRAINING (3)
    MEAL SERVICE
[10:32] ---
    Special training (3), meal service.
[10:35] ---
    I speak no Japanese,
    I need you to serve me in English.
[10:43] ---
    Um…uh…
[10:45] ---
    Sakana or cock-a-doodle-doo,
    which one?
[10:47] ---
    You call that English?
[10:49] ---
    Next! CA Yotayama!
[10:52] ---
    Fish or chicken?
[10:54] ---
    Chicken, please.
[10:55] ---
    Wow, impressive CA Yotayama.
[10:57] ---
    Our elementary school
    teaches us all that stuff.
[11:00] ---
    Elementary school?
[11:01] ---
    Oh, no…never mind.
[11:03] ---
    Um…Chicken! Chicken… Umm…
    Oh no! We're out.
[11:07] ---
    What do you mean,
    you're out!
[11:09] ---
    This is when you
    go check the galley.
[11:11] ---
    Never decline before verifying!
[11:13] ---
    Galley?
[11:14] ---
    Think of it as a kitchen in the sky.
[11:16] ---
    Hurry!
[11:17] ---
    Oh, I'll go.
[11:19] ---
    Poot, poot poot…
[11:20] ---
    The fun is just beginning…
[11:23] ---
    Um…chicken, chicken…
[11:28] ---
    Poot!
    Is it here?
[11:30] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[11:35] ---
    Chicken…chick…
[11:39] ---
    Poot poot poot…
[11:40] ---
    I'm gonna…
[11:42] ---
    I'm sorry. No chicken.
[11:44] ---
    No chicken is not a satisfactory answer!
[11:46] ---
    Throwing up your hands in
    defeat is not an option.
[11:48] ---
    You need to have a plan in place.
[11:52] ---
    But, ma'am!
    What else can you do?
[11:55] ---
    If everyone wants chicken,
    then I have to give them fish.
[11:59] ---
    When that happens, you present the fish
[12:03] ---
    as infinitely more appetizing.
[12:05] ---
    For example…
[12:06] ---
    "We've sautéed flounder caught
    in the Sea of Japan in olive oil
[12:10] ---
    and finished it with a sauce
    made from Setouchi lemons."
[12:14] ---
    That sounds incredible!
[12:16] ---
    Well, down the hatch!
[12:18] ---
    Whoa, you can't eat that?
[12:20] ---
    You two are unbelievable!
[12:22] ---
    I suppose it doesn't hurt to
[12:24] ---
    sample our cuisine
    for our dear customers.
[12:27] ---
    So? How does it taste?
[12:29] ---
    Great!
    Bold yet refined, yes?
[12:33] ---
    Certainly.
[12:34] ---
    Excellent observation.
[12:37] ---
    Cabin pressure at altitude is
    slightly less than what is at ground level.
[12:42] ---
    The lower pressure
    results in a slightly less sensitive palate,
[12:44] ---
    necessitating of course
    increased seasoning.
[12:46] ---
    I see…
[12:48] ---
    What do you mean, "I see?!"
[12:50] ---
    Sorry!
[12:51] ---
    This is too painful to watch…
[12:53] ---
    I think I need to up the ante.
[12:56] ---
    Poo poot, poo poot…
[12:58] ---
    What's the matter, Prince Poot Poot?
[13:02] ---
    Is that right?
[13:04] ---
    All right, sweetie pie.
[13:08] ---
    Look, there's fire outside the window!
[13:11] ---
    What the hell?
[13:13] ---
    This is an emergency.
[13:15] ---
    We're no longer cabin crew,
    we are life saving-personnel.
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:23] ---
    Evacuate all passengers first,
    then you may do the same.
[13:27] ---
    Whoa, this is scary.
[13:28] ---
    What are you doing?
[13:29] ---
    Every second counts
    in an evacuation!
[13:32] ---
    Well yeah but…
[13:33] ---
    All right everyone,
[13:34] ---
    TOUR GROUP
[13:35] ---
    the CA's from before are
    now conducting evacuation training.
[13:39] ---
    Oh! Akemi!
[13:45] ---
    Poot!
[13:48] ---
    What just happened to me…?
[13:50] ---
    Instructor, we have a problem!
[13:52] ---
    CA Yotayama fell off.
[13:55] ---
    And then after that.
[13:56] ---
    Will they fly or will they fumble?
[14:00] ---
    Wow, finally the real thing.
[14:02] ---
    I can't believe you got me into this…
[14:03] ---
    I just wanna go home.
[14:05] ---
    Welcome.
[14:08] ---
    CA Yotayama, the guest
    you'll be in charge of has arrived.
[14:12] ---
    Huh?
[14:15] ---
    Now I have to deal
    with Kaneamari?
[14:17] ---
    So I have to work with you, huh?
[14:19] ---
    It's my first time in economy…
[14:22] ---
    This is so different from first.
[14:25] ---
    Of course I get stuck with him.
[14:33] ---
    All right,
    let the madness begin!
[14:36] ---
    Wait… this is all moving
    way too fast…
[14:41] ---
    Huh? Did I just hear…
[14:45] ---
    Poot poot…
[14:46] ---
    What the—?
    What's with this baby?
[14:48] ---
    Ahh!
[14:50] ---
    Um…We have one more minor
    traveling alone today.
[14:54] ---
    Th-That's right!
[14:55] ---
    We apologize for the inconvenience,
    but he'll be seated next to you.
[14:58] ---
    Thank you.
[14:59] ---
    Poot poot…
[15:01] ---
    I have to sit next to that?
    Oh well, c'est la vie…
[15:05] ---
    So this is the asshat…
    he called on me?
[15:12] ---
    If you are so inclined, sir.
[15:14] ---
    We have a special gift today
    for our younger travelers.
[15:19] ---
    You think this makes up for saddling
    me with Shitty Pants?
[15:22] ---
    I fly all the time,
    I have a ton of this crap.
[15:26] ---
    Well, one more can't hurt.
[15:30] ---
    Here you go, little guy.
[15:32] ---
    Poot poot…
[15:34] ---
    Please just sit there
    and be quiet.
[15:38] ---
    Thank you for joining us today on
    Mamenoki Airlines flight 66
[15:44] ---
    bound for Honolulu.
[15:46] ---
    Our captain today is Yoshida
    and chief pursuer is Oniyamada.
[15:51] ---
    Currently we are on track to…
     Sis's inflight speech
    needs some spice.
[15:55] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[15:59] ---
    My name is Akubi and I'll be
    taking care of you in the cabin…
[16:03] ---
    Oh?
[16:04] ---
    My name is… Oh?
[16:06] ---
    Akubi…
[16:08] ---
    Oh no!
[16:08] ---
    What's with her voice?
[16:10] ---
    Poot!
[16:12] ---
    Damn... little troublemaker is at it again!
[16:17] ---
    May I interest you in a beverage?
[16:19] ---
    Soup please.
[16:21] ---
    Coming right up.
[16:25] ---
    Would you like anything to drink?
[16:27] ---
    Poot poot poot poot.
[16:28] ---
    Oh, he'll have the same.
[16:31] ---
    Sparkling Shine
    Muscat grape special juice.
[16:34] ---
    Can you handle two juices?
[16:36] ---
    Um…I'm sorry. We only have
    apple or orange juice.
[16:39] ---
    I see…
    Serves me right for riding cattle class.
[16:42] ---
    I'll pay the difference, so get it
    for me from first class.
[16:45] ---
    It's not about the money, sir.
[16:47] ---
    You really are difficult.
[16:50] ---
    So this ass thinks
    his money talks, eh...
[16:55] ---
    Poot!
[16:55] ---
    If I must then.
    Give me the cursed apple juice.
[17:01] ---
    You gave me veggie juice!
[17:02] ---
    I'm terribly sorry.
[17:05] ---
    Prince Farty...
[17:06] ---
    Poot poot poot poot…
[17:08] ---
    Take that, fatcat.
[17:10] ---
    And then after that,
    meal service!
[17:13] ---
    Meat or fish…?
    I feel like fish today.
[17:18] ---
    Hey, do you have sashimi
    or something?
[17:20] ---
    No, no sashimi…
[17:22] ---
    Of course.
    One of the many joys of economy.
[17:26] ---
    If you want it that bad,
    then slice it up yourself.
[17:29] ---
    Poot!
[17:33] ---
    Woah! It's alive!
[17:37] ---
    Poo?
[17:39] ---
    All right!
[17:40] ---
    He went back!
[17:42] ---
    So Kaneamari was
    the gassy culprit…
[17:47] ---
    Phew, things have
    finally calmed down.
[17:50] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[17:56] ---
    What is that?
[17:58] ---
    A bamboo foot massager.
[18:00] ---
    This helps keep
    my legs from swelling,
[18:02] ---
    without it, I wouldn't be able to work
    the rest of the day.
[18:04] ---
    A CA's job is a lot more taxing
    than I thought.
[18:09] ---
    What do you two think is
    the most important skill
[18:12] ---
    of being a CA?
[18:15] ---
    Looking good?
[18:16] ---
    No.
[18:18] ---
    Stamina, patience and
    the ability to communicate.
[18:22] ---
    Huh?
[18:23] ---
    You're standing most of the time
    in a moving plane.
[18:25] ---
    And if the plane is full,
[18:27] ---
    you help hundreds of passengers
    have a comfortable flight.
[18:32] ---
    You know, I really learned a lot,
[18:36] ---
    I thought it was all glamour and excitement.
[18:38] ---
    Me too.
[18:42] ---
    Most have that impression,
[18:45] ---
    but the reality is much more demanding.
[18:48] ---
    Then why do you put up with it all?
[18:50] ---
    Hmm… I guess it's seeing all those
    smiling happy faces
[18:54] ---
    that greet me when
    we finally reach our destination.
[18:57] ---
    Smiling faces?
[18:58] ---
    When they thank you
    with a big smile,
[19:00] ---
    the rough patches give way to
    a real sense of joy.
[19:06] ---
    Hmm…
[19:07] ---
    You think we can
    be like that too?
[19:10] ---
    Well, we all find meaning
    in different things.
[19:13] ---
    Come on, we're almost there.
[19:23] ---
    I'm so sorry, my child won't stop…
[19:25] ---
    I'm really, really sorry.
[19:27] ---
    Please don't apologize.
[19:29] ---
    It's okay. I brought you a toy.
[19:33] ---
    Thank you so much.
[19:41] ---
    Leave babies to us!
[19:43] ---
    So cute,
    compared to you know who!
[19:46] ---
    Huh?
[19:48] ---
    Peek-a-boo! Akubi!
[19:52] ---
    You're making the baby cry more.
[19:54] ---
    Chug-chug, puff-puff! I'm a D51!
[19:57] ---
    Chug-chug, puff-puff…
     A baby's not gonna know
    what that is!
[20:00] ---
    Peek-a-boo! Akubi!
[20:05] ---
    Chug-chug, puff-puff…
[20:08] ---
    Hey! The baby's laughing.
[20:09] ---
    Wow. My precious stopped.
[20:11] ---
    Thank you so much, both of you.
[20:15] ---
    Yay, we did it!
[20:29] ---
    Thank you very much.
    Have a great day.
[20:34] ---
    See you again, CA!
[20:36] ---
    Thank you very much.
[20:38] ---
    See you again? No way!
[20:42] ---
    You really saved me.
    Thank you so much.
[20:49] ---
    Oh no, take care!
[20:53] ---
    Have a great day.
[21:03] ---
    Wow, we made it.
[21:05] ---
    Yeah, I'm tired.
    Working is hard.
[21:12] ---
    Oh, Instructor.
[21:14] ---
    Good job.
[21:15] ---
    Huh?
[21:16] ---
    That was no walk in the park,
    but you two really pulled through.
[21:21] ---
    So, I hope to see you
    in the sky again? Well done.
[21:26] ---
    Instructor!
[21:28] ---
    Thank you very much.
[21:31] ---
    Kan…
[21:35] ---
    We'd better revert back, Kan.
[21:38] ---
    Yeah… though I'm gonna kinda
    miss this uniform.
[21:43] ---
    So hot!
[21:49] ---
    Hey! Keep those on!
[21:54] ---
    Call me the bungling turtle.
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:04] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:12] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:01] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    You summoned me
    and here I am. Ta-dah!
[23:28] ---
    Don't tell Akubi guys, but…
[23:30] ---
    I've been secretly coming to
    the human world
[23:32] ---
    to eat at hamburger shops.
[23:35] ---
    But it's not just hamburgers.
[23:37] ---
    There are cheeseburgers,
    bacon cheeseburgers,
[23:38] ---
    avocado burgers, chili pepper
    tomato burgers, burgers with fried egg…
[23:41] ---
    Not to mention
    double burgers and triple burgers!
[23:43] ---
    How can I decide?
[23:44] ---
    So I always end up ordering everything!
[23:46] ---
    Oh my god, I'm stuffed again today!
[23:49] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020, it's…
[23:52] ---
    PREVIEW
    DOUBLE TROUBLE!
[23:52] ---
    Double Trouble!
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E5 - Double Trouble!

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[00:07] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:09] ---
    And today!
[00:09] ---
    You know what time it is.
[00:12] ---
    Today we're all about video cameras.
[00:16] ---
    Everyone uses their smart phones now.
[00:19] ---
    Yeah, and with an app,
[00:20] ---
    you can have this old timey, film look.
[00:23] ---
    You mention film,
    but have you ever seen the real thing?
[00:28] ---
    Huh?
[00:30] ---
    This is a genuine
    8 mm film and camera.
[00:33] ---
    Can you really take
    a picture with that thing?
[00:36] ---
    There's no LCD screen.
[00:38] ---
    You take the film
    to the camera shop
[00:40] ---
    and have them develop it.
[00:42] ---
    And that's when you'll be able to
    see how your photos turned out.
[00:45] ---
    What?
    You can't see it right away?
[00:47] ---
    And then after that.
[00:51] ---
    It turned out terrible.
[00:53] ---
    Well, it was always a bit of a surprise.
[00:56] ---
    Oh?
[00:57] ---
    It's all tangled up.
[00:59] ---
    Not only that
    but sometimes it would catch on fire.
[01:03] ---
    Ai-yai-yai-yai.
[01:04] ---
    Sure, taking videos on your
    phone might be easy,
[01:06] ---
    but you can still get burned online.
[01:09] ---
    I really was on fire.
[01:12] ---
    You can even
[01:13] ---
    completely change your appearance.
[01:16] ---
    Wow.
[01:17] ---
    Look now you're a baby.
[01:19] ---
    Ba boo ba boo.
[01:21] ---
    Change sure happens fast…
[01:23] ---
    Amazing!!
[01:38] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:46] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:53] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[02:04] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:13] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:17] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:23] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:27] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:31] ---
    Achoo!
[02:39] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:43] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:57] ---
    Hi, it's Trainspotter!
[02:59] ---
    Get ready for another challenge
    from everyone's favorite railfan!
[03:02] ---
    Today I will…!
[03:04] ---
    YAMANOTE LINE
[03:04] ---
    say every station on the Yamanote Line
    in one single breath.
[03:08] ---
    TRAINSPOTTER
    TRAINSPOTTER NETA
[03:08] ---
    I live for this stuff!
[03:10] ---
    TRAINSPOTTER
[03:11] ---
    DOUBLE TROUBLE!
[03:14] ---
    Trainspotter's hilarious.
    I could watch this guy all night.
[03:26] ---
    I'm here and ready for magic, it's Akubi!
[03:29] ---
    All right, here I go.
[03:31] ---
    Tokyo, Kanda…
[03:33] ---
    Oh my god,
    he made himself fart!
[03:39] ---
    Poot, someone must need me.
[03:42] ---
    What's Kan doing?
[03:44] ---
    Poot.
[03:47] ---
    Looking like a dumbass I see.
[03:50] ---
    Hey, he posted some new ones.
    Should I try this one?
[03:53] ---
    This one looks pretty good too.
[03:55] ---
    What are you watching?
[03:56] ---
    Trainspotter's T Tube.
[03:58] ---
    Trainspotter?
[04:00] ---
    Trainspotter is the awesomest
    T Tuber railfan around.
[04:04] ---
    Is that a job?
[04:05] ---
    Yeah, ask any kid my age
[04:09] ---
    what they want to do for work
    and that's it.
[04:11] ---
    How great.
[04:13] ---
    Whoa! What? Akubi and him?
[04:16] ---
    I didn't do any of those things.
    Why are you guys here?
[04:19] ---
    You have no idea what comes
    out of your body, do you...
[04:23] ---
    Hey, Kan. So how about a T Tuber
    as your dream?
[04:27] ---
    Huh? Me, a T Tuber?
[04:30] ---
    Oh? I've never seen you
    react like that.
[04:33] ---
    Could it mean
    you actually want to become one?
[04:35] ---
    Well sure,
    I think it's great
[04:39] ---
    he can make a living
    doing what he loves.
[04:42] ---
    Kan! I know you're interested,
[04:45] ---
    you should try it!
[04:46] ---
    O-Oh…
[04:48] ---
    All right, let's turn you into a T Tuber!
[04:50] ---
    Where do we go for that?
    Is there a test or something?
[04:53] ---
    You really are clueless!
[04:55] ---
    And then after that.
    Oh!
[05:02] ---
    Okay, I know everything
    there is to know about T Tubers.
[05:04] ---
    You mean you read
    that whole book in a night?
[05:08] ---
    Uh-huh.
[05:08] ---
    Come on, Kan. Let's get
    your feet wet as a T Tuber.
[05:12] ---
    Little Bro, ready that camera.
[05:14] ---
    Poot.
[05:15] ---
    Why me…?
[05:18] ---
    Listen, Kan.
[05:19] ---
    KAN CHANNEL
[05:19] ---
    T Tubers make their own videos
    and get lots of people to watch it.
[05:24] ---
    If you can do that,
    then you can get advertisers,
[05:26] ---
    then you can start making money.
[05:29] ---
    You really did
    learn a lot in a night.
[05:32] ---
    If you want to be succesful,
[05:35] ---
    people have to know about you
[05:37] ---
    and that's how you get those views.
[05:40] ---
    I think that'll be
    the hardest part.
[05:43] ---
    Don't worry.
    I've been busy.
[05:46] ---
    Huh?
[05:48] ---
    Hm?
[05:50] ---
    What's up you guys?
[05:51] ---
    We got this text from you, Kan.
[05:54] ---
    Huh?
[05:55] ---
    "I'm gonna be a T Tuber,
[05:57] ---
    help me out."
[05:59] ---
    What the hell?
[06:00] ---
    You sent it, right?
[06:02] ---
    We think it's so cool,
    so we all came here to see.
[06:07] ---
    What?
[06:10] ---
    This is all Akubi's fault...
[06:12] ---
    What? Akemi?
    Akemi's here?
[06:15] ---
    Um…well…
[06:18] ---
    You yawn, and I'm here, it's Akubi!
[06:20] ---
    What? Wait!
[06:21] ---
    Um…so these are my relatives,
    Akubi and Poot.
[06:25] ---
    Akubi looks like Akemi…
[06:29] ---
    Mario!
[06:31] ---
    Um…she's Akemi's…little sister.
[06:34] ---
    Akemi's little sister?
[06:36] ---
    Please give your sis
    a big hello for me, okay?
[06:39] ---
    Okay.
[06:40] ---
    Poot's so cute.
[06:42] ---
    I had no idea.
[06:45] ---
    Wait a second…
[06:46] ---
    I know that kid.
[06:49] ---
    Well, whatever!
[06:50] ---
    Well, whatever!
[06:52] ---
    Come on, Kantaro.
[06:53] ---
    Kan!
[06:54] ---
    Oh…oh…
[06:57] ---
    What were you thinking
    calling everyone here?
[07:00] ---
    T Tubers have to be in demand,
[07:03] ---
    so where better to start than
    with your friends.
[07:06] ---
    Huh?
[07:07] ---
    So what kind of video
    are you making?
[07:09] ---
    Some kind of eating challenge or something?
[07:11] ---
    This is gonna be so good.
[07:14] ---
    Now how am I not
    gonna go through with this.
[07:17] ---
    You got it, how else could I
    keep you from weaseling out.
[07:21] ---
    Come on, let's go make a video.
[07:24] ---
    Yeah!
[07:25] ---
    Oh, that's good!
    Right there!
[07:28] ---
    Wow.
[07:30] ---
    It's a full-size display of EF 55.
[07:32] ---
    Amazing.
[07:34] ---
    Wait, this is
    the railway museum, right?
[07:37] ---
    How come we're here?
[07:38] ---
    I thought this place would get
    the creative juices flowing.
[07:42] ---
    I knew you would love it.
[07:45] ---
    I'm actually impressed.
    So what am I gonna do here?
[07:50] ---
    You haven't told me anything.
[07:52] ---
    Don't worry, Little Bro
    thought of everything.
[07:56] ---
    What?
[07:57] ---
    Wow, that's amazing!
[08:01] ---
    Now you're really freaking me out.
[08:04] ---
    Wait, you got permission
    and stuff, right?
[08:07] ---
    Yes, the museum is your oyster today, Kan.
[08:15] ---
    Little devil must have put a spell on him.
[08:20] ---
    Let's put this down here…
[08:23] ---
    All right,
    now let's start making the video!
[08:27] ---
    Yeah!
[08:28] ---
    What's going on here?
[08:30] ---
    Kan is inside the balloon.
[08:33] ---
    Wow.
[08:34] ---
    A train with a pin at the tip will
    head towards the balloon.
[08:40] ---
    Huh?
[08:41] ---
    Before the train pops the balloon,
[08:43] ---
    Kan will have to change into the
    white suit we placed inside.
[08:48] ---
    What?
[08:49] ---
    What? But if he
    doesn't make it in time,
[08:52] ---
    won't something horrible happen?
[08:54] ---
    Okay, is Kan faster than a model train,
    let's watch and see.
[08:58] ---
    Ready go!
[09:02] ---
    What? Huh?
    Oh crap.
[09:05] ---
    I gotta move fast.
[09:08] ---
    Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
[09:10] ---
    Come on, Kan.
    Will he make it in time?
[09:13] ---
    Something tells me no.
[09:14] ---
    Poot!
[09:19] ---
    My underwear, my underwear.
[09:23] ---
    Huh?
[09:29] ---
    Kantaro, I bet this video
    will be a hit.
[09:32] ---
    This is the best, Kan!
[09:33] ---
    Yes, they really like it.
[09:35] ---
    Kan, you're going to be
    an overnight sensation!
[09:39] ---
    No! I can't post this!
[09:43] ---
    A T Tuber can't get embarrassed
    over something like this!
[09:47] ---
    Trainspotter isn't afraid
    to post his failures.
[09:51] ---
    So he humiliates himself like this
[09:54] ---
    to post funny videos?
[09:56] ---
    Being a T Tuber is hard...
[10:01] ---
    Is someone talking about me?
[10:03] ---
    Keep talking and…
    Ah…Ah…
[10:07] ---
    Ahchoo!
[10:08] ---
    Oh? A sneeze?
[10:10] ---
    What? Trainspotter?!
[10:12] ---
    Huh?
[10:14] ---
    Your wish is my command,
    dun, dun, dun, duun!
[10:18] ---
    Um, Trainspotter…
    I'm a huge fan.
[10:23] ---
    Really? Thanks, man.
[10:25] ---
    Kan, please tell me where we are.
[10:28] ---
    Oh great, now you?
[10:31] ---
    Why?!
[10:34] ---
    Y-You're!!
[10:36] ---
    What?
    You know who this guy is?
[10:39] ---
    Those clothes! That face!
    There's no question, it's you!!
[10:47] ---
    Trainspotter…
[10:49] ---
    You know King Genie?
[10:51] ---
    Wow, he's huge!
[10:53] ---
    Who is that?
[10:55] ---
    Just leave this to me.
    I know what to say.
[10:57] ---
    Um…you are…
[11:00] ---
    Hi! Nice to meet you!
[11:03] ---
    Huh? I don't understand...
[11:04] ---
    You speak Japanese?
[11:06] ---
    That man is!
[11:07] ---
    Um…
    Well, if it isn't Akemi's father!
[11:10] ---
    Good to see you.
[11:11] ---
    Huh?
[11:11] ---
    Um…
[11:12] ---
    You're King Genie the Sneeze Guy, right?
[11:14] ---
    I watch your videos all the time.
[11:16] ---
    King Genie the Sneeze Guy?
    No, that's not me.
[11:19] ---
    I'm King Genie.
[11:22] ---
    What? You're not the famous T Tuber?!
[11:25] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[11:28] ---
    That's weird.
[11:29] ---
    So there's a T Tuber that looks
    like this guy?
[11:32] ---
    Yeah, look.
[11:35] ---
    Oh? He looks exactly like Father.
[11:36] ---
    King Genie the Sneeze
    Guy is a popular T Tuber
[11:40] ---
    he's got over a million subscribers.
[11:43] ---
    So he's impersonating me?
    I shall bring this cheap fraud to justice.
[11:49] ---
    Kan, let's go meet this guy for real.
[11:52] ---
    Who knows, you might learn something.
[11:54] ---
    Let's just forget it.
[11:55] ---
    Besides, you can't just
    go find a famous T Tuber.
[11:59] ---
    Oh, King Genie the Sneeze Guy is making
    a video at a park nearby.
[12:03] ---
    Guess I was wrong.
[12:05] ---
    We gotta go.
[12:07] ---
    And then after that.
[12:08] ---
    PARK
[12:09] ---
    Okay, here we are.
[12:11] ---
    Oh, there he is.
[12:13] ---
    Oh!
[12:15] ---
    Identify yourself!
    Darn it!
[12:19] ---
    I'm the real King Genie!
[12:22] ---
    He's about to blow!
[12:24] ---
    Huh?
[12:29] ---
    It's just some simpleton
    in a ridiculous costume!
[12:31] ---
    No dirty trickster is going to beat me!
[12:35] ---
    Huh?
[12:36] ---
    WHO IS THE REAL KING GENIE?
[12:36] ---
    What? Let's see…
[12:38] ---
    "Who is the real King Genie?
    Genie brawl…"
[12:40] ---
    GENIE BRAWL!
[12:42] ---
    Huh? Come and get it! I'll show you
    what a real genie can do!
[12:48] ---
    T Tube is streamed around the world
    so don't use magic, okay?
[12:52] ---
    Is that right?
[12:55] ---
    It's the fight of the century...
[12:58] ---
    Only the victor can claim
    the right to the title King Genie.
[12:59] ---
    A BATTLE BETWEEN KING GENIE
    AND KING GENIE THE SNEEZE GUY!
[13:01] ---
    I, Trainspotter, shall
[13:02] ---
    MANAGER: TRAINSPOTTER
[13:03] ---
    preside over the competition.
[13:06] ---
    I live for this stuff!
[13:06] ---
    I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF!
[13:09] ---
    The first challenge is…
[13:11] ---
    How many clothes pins
    can you stick on your face!
[13:16] ---
    You'll have to carefully
    place each clothes pin
[13:19] ---
    onto your face like so.
[13:20] ---
    EXAMPLE
[13:21] ---
    Ow, this hurts…
[13:23] ---
    Kan, this is your chance!
[13:25] ---
    This could finally be
    your ticket to stardom!
[13:29] ---
    The hell with stardom!
[13:30] ---
    FIRST UP, KING GENIE!
[13:34] ---
    Ouchy wowchy.
[13:39] ---
    Oh no! The single clothes pin
[13:41] ---
    seems to have pushed him to his limits.
[13:42] ---
    THE CRY OF PAIN
[13:43] ---
    I'm too old for this!
[13:46] ---
    This old genie just isn't
[13:49] ---
    what he used to be.
[13:52] ---
    You can do it, Father!
[13:54] ---
    There's no way.
[13:55] ---
    ONE CLOTHES PIN
[13:56] ---
    King Genie has a score of one!
[13:58] ---
    You gotta be kidding me.
[14:00] ---
    NEXT, KING GENIE THE SNEEZE GUY!
[14:03] ---
    We have a new record of eight hundred pins!
[14:06] ---
    Come on, he's cheating!
[14:08] ---
    He's got a costume on!
    Not fair!
[14:10] ---
    KING GENIE THE SNEEZE GUY WINS!
[14:13] ---
    I'm sorry, that cannot count.
[14:17] ---
    I understand. We'll do
    one more game especially for you.
[14:21] ---
    MAMENOKI SHOPPING DISTRICT
[14:23] ---
    The next challenge is…
[14:25] ---
    Race through the shopping district!
[14:27] ---
    A three-legged obstacle race!
[14:30] ---
    Why am I included in this?
[14:32] ---
    Kan! This is your opportunity.
    You can make a name for yourself!
[14:36] ---
    I told you, I'm not interested!
[14:38] ---
    Don't let the other Kan
    beat us, okay?
[14:41] ---
    Huh?
[14:42] ---
    There's no question,
    it's a balloon!
[14:44] ---
    Round two out of the blue!
[14:47] ---
    Let's start the race!
[14:53] ---
    He's dragging the crap out of him.
[14:55] ---
    Whoa, King Genie the Sneeze Guy is off
    to a great start.
[14:59] ---
    And in total sync with his partner!
[15:01] ---
    How do they do that?
[15:03] ---
    We can't lose to them!
[15:08] ---
    Oww!
     Ouch!
[15:10] ---
    They're about to enter the public bath
[15:12] ---
    and their next challenge.
[15:15] ---
    They must soak in a hot bath
    for ten seconds!
[15:20] ---
    What? They're done already?
[15:22] ---
    It must be hot.
[15:24] ---
    Poot?
[15:25] ---
    Let's see.
[15:31] ---
    It's scalding hot!
[15:33] ---
    There's no way I can go in there.
[15:35] ---
    Just get your ass in there.
[15:39] ---
    I wanna go home…
[15:43] ---
    Oww, hot, hot!!
[15:46] ---
    How the heck did he…
[15:47] ---
    Hot, hot.
[15:48] ---
    …survive this fire water…
[15:49] ---
    Hot, hot!
[15:50] ---
    …it's unbearable!
[15:52] ---
    It's not so bad when you're vinyl.
[15:57] ---
    Team King Genie
    endures another round.
[16:00] ---
    Not bad if I do say so myself.
[16:03] ---
    See?
[16:04] ---
    With no apparent winner to declare,
[16:07] ---
    we move on to the next battle.
[16:09] ---
    Behold, the next challenge!
[16:11] ---
    Finish one hundred fire burgers!
[16:11] ---
    FINISH ONE HUNDRED FIRE BURGERS!
[16:15] ---
    Hamburgers, huh?
[16:17] ---
    Thank you god.
    T Tubers are the best.
[16:21] ---
    We have to eat all this?
[16:23] ---
    They look kinda off
    to be honest…
[16:27] ---
    There's no way
    they'll be able to…
[16:30] ---
    Nah, he can't really
    be eating them.
[16:33] ---
    I bet he's just putting them
    in his costume.
[16:34] ---
    Kan!
[16:37] ---
    Don't just stand there,
    hurry up and eat.
[16:40] ---
    What? Impressive, King Genie!
[16:42] ---
    Well, they are hamburgers.
[16:51] ---
    King Genie!
[16:53] ---
    I'm starting to get a little spice…
[16:55] ---
    SUPER-SPICY
[16:57] ---
    King Genie is out.
[16:59] ---
    ...and with half the burgers left.
[17:01] ---
    Will Kantaro be able to
    finish them all?
[17:03] ---
    Kan, you can do it!
[17:05] ---
    What?
    I don't eat spicy foods either.
[17:08] ---
    Oh man, what am I gonna do?
[17:11] ---
    Kan, Kan…
[17:13] ---
    What do I do, Akubi?
    King Genie's…
[17:16] ---
    Stealthy transformation.
[17:18] ---
    Huh?
[17:18] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[17:25] ---
    Whoa, what is this?
[17:26] ---
    I bet a kick boxer
    from a distant land
[17:28] ---
    can handle spicy foods.
[17:30] ---
    What? But I thought
    your transformations
[17:33] ---
    work only on the outside.
[17:36] ---
    You just need to believe you can.
[17:37] ---
    Think mind over matter.
[17:40] ---
    Come on, be positive.
[17:42] ---
    I'm a kick boxer
    from a distant land.
[17:44] ---
    I'm a kick boxer
    from a distant land.
[17:46] ---
    I'm a kick boxer
    from a distant land.
[17:48] ---
    I'm a kick boxer
    from a distant land.
[17:51] ---
    I'm a kick boxer
    from a distant land.
[17:54] ---
    He's got an assistant?
[17:56] ---
    That's against the rules…
[17:57] ---
    in competitions that have rules, that is!
[18:00] ---
    HELPERS ARE OKAY!
[18:16] ---
    It's spicy… my taste buds are the same…
[18:19] ---
    The mystery man is down!
[18:21] ---
    You can be a big strong kick boxer,
[18:23] ---
    but spice, is spice, is spice.
[18:30] ---
    I'm a hamburger expert,
[18:32] ---
    I can do this!
[18:35] ---
    Oh, look at him now!
[18:38] ---
    Has his love of the burger
[18:39] ---
    stoked his char broiled heart?
[18:41] ---
    Wow, you're really going at it.
[18:53] ---
    King Genie…
[18:55] ---
    King Genie! King Genie!
[18:57] ---
    If he's gonna fight that hard,
    then I will too!
[19:04] ---
    I'm a kick boxer
    from a distant land.
[19:06] ---
    I'm a kick boxer
    from a distant land.
[19:08] ---
    Kan! You're the best!
[19:09] ---
    I'm a kickboarder!
[19:14] ---
    When will Kan get here…?
[19:16] ---
    L-Look!
[19:17] ---
    It's King Genie the Sneeze Guy!
[19:19] ---
    At this rate,
    he's gonna win!
[19:22] ---
    Oh!
[19:26] ---
    Isn't that Kan?
[19:27] ---
    It's that assistant.
[19:29] ---
    I don't know who it is,
    but he's carrying Akemi's father.
[19:32] ---
    You can do it!
[19:35] ---
    Whoever it is that isn't Kan,
    you can do it!
[19:37] ---
    Whoever you are, go for it!
[19:40] ---
    Who will cross
    the finish line first?
[19:43] ---
    Oh no! A purse-snatcher!
[19:46] ---
    Huh?
[19:49] ---
    Someone stop him!
[19:51] ---
    W-What do I do…?
[19:53] ---
    If I go after the purse snatcher,
    I won't be able to catch up to him.
[19:55] ---
    Outta my way!
[19:59] ---
    Kan!
[20:11] ---
    Chest!
[20:13] ---
    Hm?
[20:15] ---
    King Genie crosses the finish line!
[20:17] ---
    Yay!
[20:19] ---
    It's unbelievable!
[20:21] ---
    King Genie comes
    from behind to win!
[20:24] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
[20:29] ---
    King Genie! King Genie!
[20:30] ---
    Thank you, thank you!
[20:32] ---
    King Genie manages to defend his title.
[20:37] ---
    Well done, Kan.
[20:39] ---
    No one will ever know but us!
[20:41] ---
    Okay. Thanks.
[20:44] ---
    Thank you, thank you!
[20:46] ---
    UMM…
[20:49] ---
    Hm?
[20:50] ---
    What's this... an apology!
[20:52] ---
    Huh? What? Oh…hahaha.
    Uh-huh, I see…
[20:58] ---
    He says, sorry for
    impersonating you, King Genie.
[21:02] ---
    But you should take it as a compliment.
[21:06] ---
    The truth is, once he discovered you,
[21:08] ---
    he had to emulate you
    because of your star power.
[21:12] ---
    What exactly is his star power?
[21:16] ---
    Mr. Sneeze Guy…you…
[21:19] ---
    …are a fantastic gentleman!
[21:24] ---
    Nothing about this should make you weep.
[21:26] ---
    Who's the real one?
[21:28] ---
    So now, Father and that other guy
    make videos together sometimes
[21:32] ---
    and upload them.
[21:35] ---
    It's great T Tubers bring
    a lot of people happiness,
[21:39] ---
    but I don't think it's for me.
[21:41] ---
    Hm?
[21:42] ---
    Huh? This is!
[21:47] ---
    Three million?
[21:50] ---
    It's gone viral.
[22:01] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:13] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:23] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:41] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:45] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:02] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:10] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Good evening, I'm Yoko Yotayama!
[23:28] ---
    Yoko! Yay, yay, yeahh!
[23:31] ---
    Are you all having a good time?
[23:34] ---
    Yeahh!
[23:35] ---
    Thanks to your support.
    I finally made it to this stage!
[23:39] ---
    Yoko's ecstatic! Thank you!
[23:41] ---
    Yahh!
[23:43] ---
    The concert's just getting started.
    Let's keep it going!
[23:46] ---
    Hope you enjoy my next song!
[23:49] ---
    Next time, it's Mom Is an Idol!
[23:49] ---
    PREVIEW
    MOM IS AN IDOL!
[23:52] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E6 - Mom Is an Idol!

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[00:07] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:08] ---
    And today!
[00:09] ---
    It's now and yesteryear.
[00:12] ---
    Today we're all about idols.
[00:14] ---
    I can take it from here!
[00:17] ---
    It wasn't until the seventies that
    idol became a common word.
[00:24] ---
    Gosh, talking about idols sure gets you excited.
[00:28] ---
    Well, duh, he loves 'em.
[00:29] ---
    Candies, Momoe Yamaguchi…
[00:32] ---
    Back then
    idols seemed from another world,
[00:35] ---
    stars we watched from afar.
[00:37] ---
    Today, it's all about being
    bright, bubbly, and warm.
[00:42] ---
    They hold their own
    meet-and-greets
[00:43] ---
    and put on concerts where you
    can get up close.
[00:45] ---
    Today, it almost feels like
    you're friends with them.
[00:48] ---
    But some things never change.
[00:51] ---
    For many, idols still inspire and delight.
[00:53] ---
    Woohoo, Akubi!
    Woohoo, Akubi!
[00:56] ---
    Cheering has changed a lot, though.
[00:58] ---
    In just fifty years…
[01:00] ---
    Amazing!!
[01:15] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:23] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:30] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:41] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:50] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:54] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:00] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:03] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:08] ---
    Achoo!
[02:16] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:20] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:33] ---
    MOM IS AN IDOL!
[02:34] ---
    Whaat?
[02:35] ---
    DRAGON SUNS AGENCY PRESENTS
    IDOL AUDITION AUDITION HALL
[02:36] ---
    This isn't the World
    Timetable Expo?
[02:39] ---
    Mom pulled a fast one on me…
[02:42] ---
    What am I doing at an idol audition?
    My one free day…
[02:48] ---
    I should've just slept in.
[03:04] ---
    I thought I heard a big yawn...
[03:06] ---
    Dammit, I did it again.
[03:08] ---
    What, you want to be an idol?!
[03:09] ---
    I knew you were
    hiding a beautiful dream, Kan!
[03:12] ---
    Um, no.
    Mom signed me up behind my back.
[03:17] ---
    I'm going home.
[03:18] ---
    No, you can't!
[03:19] ---
    Being an idol opens people's
    eyes to their own dreams.
[03:23] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[03:30] ---
    Grown up with impeccable style.
    You'll pass for sure now!
[03:34] ---
    No, no. I don't
    look anything like my picture,
[03:37] ---
    this will never work.
[03:38] ---
    Oh, right…
[03:39] ---
    Enough games. I'm going home.
[03:44] ---
    Are you okay?
[03:45] ---
    Y-You're!!
[03:50] ---
    You're stunning!
    You pass!
[03:53] ---
    You are one in a million.
[03:55] ---
    A potential gold mine!
[03:56] ---
    I've been searching for
    a beauty like you!
[04:00] ---
    What? Me?
[04:01] ---
    Wait, who are you?
[04:04] ---
    Me? I'm this agency's…
[04:08] ---
    President!!
[04:09] ---
    What?!
[04:10] ---
    Wait, I'm not the one auditioning,
    he is…
[04:17] ---
    Ohhh!!
    You're in too!
[04:19] ---
    All right, Kan!
[04:20] ---
    What? For real?
[04:22] ---
    Yes, you'll be her manager.
    I'm counting on you.
[04:25] ---
    What the heck?
[04:29] ---
    Anyway, you are a diamond
    in the rough.
[04:32] ---
    You will be a wonderful idol.
[04:35] ---
    Believe me, I've seen it all in this industry.
[04:39] ---
    What? Y-You think so?
[04:41] ---
    DRAGON SUNS AGENCY
[04:45] ---
    I wonder how he's doing…
[04:48] ---
    Business is gonna boom!
[04:54] ---
    Owww…
[04:55] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:01] ---
    You have the look!
[05:03] ---
    I've got the look.
[05:06] ---
    Hello, everyone!
[05:08] ---
    I'm Akubi, and I'm feeling just dandy!
[05:12] ---
    Get ready for my first live performance!
[05:16] ---
    Too bad it's not
    the Akubi in the vase.
[05:21] ---
    But in reality…
[05:23] ---
    Hey, Manager!
[05:25] ---
    This is it?
[05:29] ---
    No one knows you yet.
    What did you expect?
[05:33] ---
    Why is Yumemigachi here?
[05:36] ---
    Hey, you're Akubi, right?
    A relative of Yotayama's?
[05:37] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[05:40] ---
    Yes, that's what they say.
[05:43] ---
    Crap, just when I
    thought things couldn't get any worse.
[05:46] ---
    I didn't know you're a new idol!
[05:48] ---
    Nothing seems to phase her.
[05:50] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[05:50] ---
    Listen. This is a legendary spot.
[05:53] ---
    Legendary?
[05:55] ---
    Every idol who has performed live here
    has soared to stardom.
[06:00] ---
    It has a good aura.
[06:01] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[06:02] ---
    What? Really?
[06:03] ---
    Yup!
[06:06] ---
    I'll have you know that
[06:09] ---
    my hobby is scouting up and coming idols.
[06:12] ---
    That's why I hang out here
[06:14] ---
    keeping an eye out for the newest talent.
[06:16] ---
    Wow, she's really into this stuff.
[06:20] ---
    Okay, I'll do my best!
[06:22] ---
    Get ready to smile and dream everybody!
[06:26] ---
    I finally got a picture of it!
    The JNR Express Color Kiha 58…
[06:30] ---
    The picture of a lifetime!
[06:32] ---
    I can't believe it!
[06:44] ---
    Someone must need me.
[06:46] ---
    You again?!
[06:47] ---
    Huh?
[06:49] ---
    We start you off
    with an illusion!
[06:52] ---
    R-Right. Awesome, huh?
[06:54] ---
    Oh right,
    so that was just an illusion.
[06:56] ---
    That was easy!
[06:57] ---
    Hey, not bad.
[07:01] ---
    Little Bro, you watch from here, okay?
[07:03] ---
    Poot?
[07:04] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[07:04] ---
    But who could've ripped one?
[07:06] ---
    Is there a problem?
[07:07] ---
    No, nothing.
[07:09] ---
    Sis is an idol?
    And that guy's her manager?
[07:16] ---
    I present you my debut song.
[07:17] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[07:19] ---
    Just a minute!
[07:20] ---
    Huh?
[07:24] ---
    Huh?
[07:25] ---
    Kan's Mom?
[07:27] ---
    Akubi?!
[07:28] ---
    What the heck
    are you doing?
[07:30] ---
    What are you wearing...
    I think I'm gonna barf!
[07:33] ---
    Huh? It doesn't concern you.
[07:35] ---
    Oh yeah...
    she doesn't know it's me.
[07:40] ---
    Anyway,
    you need to change right now…
[07:42] ---
    No, it's fine.
[07:44] ---
    Boss!
[07:45] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[07:45] ---
    I thought we needed one more idol.
[07:49] ---
    Huh?
[07:50] ---
    What?
[07:51] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[07:51] ---
    Think of it as extra inspiration.
    My concept for her is…
[07:56] ---
    Fun with a dash of
    old fashioned elegance.
[07:59] ---
    But, Boss…
[08:00] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:01] ---
    If the plan is to compete against her,
    then I forfeit.
[08:05] ---
    I want to support her.
[08:07] ---
    What?
[08:08] ---
    Ms. Mom…
[08:09] ---
    Y-Yeah, uh-huh!
    I think that's a good idea.
[08:11] ---
    This is dull as dishwater.
[08:14] ---
    Poot, poot, poot!
[08:15] ---
    You are so precious!
[08:17] ---
    Now's my chance!
[08:18] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[08:21] ---
    So cute!
[08:25] ---
    Ms. Mom?
[08:28] ---
    I don't care if your name is Akubi
    or Whoopee or Booby.
[08:32] ---
    I'm not losing to some talentless little girl.
[08:36] ---
    What?
[08:38] ---
    Glad you reconsidered.
[08:38] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[08:40] ---
    Of course, Boss.
[08:41] ---
    Excellent.
[08:43] ---
    This totally sucks.
[08:47] ---
    So he went and cast a spell.
[08:48] ---
    AKUBI CONCERT
[08:48] ---
    All right, I have a job for you.
[08:53] ---
    You're the star!
[08:55] ---
    THE BATTLE
[08:55] ---
    A local cable variety show, huh?
[08:59] ---
    And that's the audience…
[09:01] ---
    Everyone's gonna find
    out about this!
[09:04] ---
    I'm done for. The entire neighborhood
    will know that is my mom.
[09:09] ---
    I'm gonna do my darndest
    and they're gonna love me!
[09:13] ---
    Yeah, well I'm not losing to some tramp.
[09:16] ---
    Here we go!
[09:17] ---
    It's time for Mamenoki Cable TV's
    hit show, "The Battle!"
[09:21] ---
    Oh no, it started!
[09:23] ---
    Today, two idols
    will go head to head.
[09:26] ---
    First, her sweet bubbliness will
    will leave you thirsty for more.
[09:31] ---
    Hi, I'm Akubi.
    You're gonna wanna...
[09:35] ---
    And her opponent is!
[09:35] ---
    Hey, let me finish!
[09:37] ---
    Who knew retro could feel so good.
[09:40] ---
    Get ready for an oldie but a goodie!
[09:43] ---
    Hi, everyone!
    I'm Yoko Yotayama.
[09:45] ---
    You guys make me so nervous.
[09:50] ---
    Why me, why...
[09:52] ---
    L-O-V-E, lovely Yoko.
[09:55] ---
    First up, the eating challenge.
[09:57] ---
    This is no ordinary eating contest,
[10:00] ---
    style counts just as much as quantity.
[10:03] ---
    THE BATTLE
[10:04] ---
    The audience will be voting,
    so make it count you two!
[10:09] ---
    Ready set go!
[10:11] ---
    Wow, Akubi has quite the appetite.
[10:14] ---
    Gotta be chipper and cheerful...
[10:16] ---
    gotta shovel it down!
[10:19] ---
    It's all about grace and elegance.
[10:21] ---
    Gorging oneself is a disgrace.
[10:24] ---
    That's why, for now…
[10:26] ---
    I'm sorry. I can't eat this much.
[10:30] ---
    Oh dear…
[10:31] ---
    No, stop! Mom!!
[10:33] ---
    I think she's cute.
[10:37] ---
    Not bad!
[10:39] ---
    Nah, I like the hearty eater.
[10:42] ---
    You can do it, Akubi!
[10:46] ---
    Oh no, what should Yoko do?!
[10:49] ---
    Argh! Just stop!
[10:53] ---
    Damn dipshit.
    I'd better do something quick.
[10:57] ---
    Hey, Yumemigachi!
[10:59] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[11:00] ---
    Fart for me.
    Please!
[11:02] ---
    Gross, you creep.
[11:07] ---
    From meat buns to pizza!
[11:10] ---
    Yay, I love pizza!
[11:11] ---
    So yummy, I could eat these all day.
     Amazing.
[11:15] ---
    Oh no, what do I do?
    I'm so full already… But…
[11:20] ---
    I can't lose now.
    Come on, Yoko. Don't give up now.
[11:25] ---
    Think, your stomach has infinite capacity…
[11:28] ---
    That's right…
[11:29] ---
    Your stomach is as vast as the cosmos!
[11:31] ---
    A black hole!
[11:33] ---
    She's got her second wind!
[11:36] ---
    Such incredible speed,
    she's gaining on her!
[11:39] ---
    Yahh!
[11:40] ---
    I'm done!
[11:43] ---
    This match goes to Akubi!
[11:47] ---
    Yoko gave it her all but…?!
[11:50] ---
    Sh-She's dead?
[11:52] ---
    No, no, she's not dead. Not at all.
[11:54] ---
    What surprises does the next battle hold?
[11:56] ---
    Will Yoko be able to
    redeem herself?
[11:59] ---
    But first, a commercial break.
[12:01] ---
    Stay tuned!
[12:03] ---
    Next up, a battle of bellows!
[12:06] ---
    Greetings, at your service.
[12:11] ---
    Wow, that's a high score!
[12:14] ---
    Will Yoko be able to top that?
[12:17] ---
    Shouting will only tarnish my image…
[12:19] ---
    I'll have to rely on
    the audience votes here.
[12:22] ---
    I'll let her win this one.
[12:32] ---
    What are you doing, Dear!!!
[12:36] ---
    Yoko wins!
[12:39] ---
    Oh? Well goodness gracious me!
[12:41] ---
    Nooo!
[12:44] ---
    He strikes again.
[12:46] ---
    Please, make it all stop.
[12:49] ---
    Looks like everyone's having fun.
[12:52] ---
    Boss…
[12:54] ---
    Look at those two…
    They've got a certain something.
[12:58] ---
    You can't help but
    cheer them on, right?
[13:00] ---
    Y-Yeah…
[13:02] ---
    That's what you call natural talent.
[13:05] ---
    Their sincerity just pulls you in.
[13:09] ---
    I can feel it,
    those two are gonna be stars.
[13:22] ---
    Cheer them on…huh?
[13:25] ---
    THE BATTLE
[13:25] ---
    Idols need acting skills too.
[13:28] ---
    Time for a little drama!
[13:31] ---
    Wow, what a cute uniform.
[13:33] ---
    I've always wanted to
    wear one like this.
[13:36] ---
    First up is Yoko.
[13:38] ---
    Wait…
[13:40] ---
    I need a moment to rethink.
[13:44] ---
    Ms. Mom!!
[13:46] ---
    Huh? Wait?
[13:47] ---
    The cutesy crap is gone…
[13:51] ---
    Ms. Mom…
[13:53] ---
    What's the matter?
[13:55] ---
    It brought back bad memories…
[13:59] ---
    Bad memories?
[14:01] ---
    The truth is when I was young,
    my dream was to become an idol…
[14:05] ---
    So I went to an audition.
[14:08] ---
    I went as far as the final round…
[14:10] ---
    I had no idea…
[14:12] ---
    I was so happy at the time.
[14:16] ---
    But during
    the final acting audition…
[14:21] ---
    I completely forgot my lines…
    I froze.
[14:26] ---
    And now, I've been given another chance…
[14:30] ---
    I thought this time would be different…
[14:33] ---
    But clearly it isn't,
    it still manages to haunt me,
[14:36] ---
    and at the worst possible moment.
[14:37] ---
    I've blown it again,
    I've let everyone down.
[14:42] ---
    There's no denying it anymore…
[14:44] ---
    I don't have what it takes to be an idol.
[14:48] ---
    I'm such an old fool.
[14:52] ---
    Please don't say that.
[14:54] ---
    You were positively radiant.
[14:57] ---
    You made everybody so happy…
[15:02] ---
    I'm speechless.
[15:05] ---
    Um…um…
[15:08] ---
    Their sincerity just pulls you in.
[15:14] ---
    Well, you're an idol to me.
[15:17] ---
    Yeah, what he said.
[15:19] ---
    Come on, let's go kick some acting butt.
[15:22] ---
    Akubi…
[15:23] ---
    Hey, everyone.
[15:25] ---
    It's time to…
[15:26] ---
    …get this…
[15:29] ---
    …party started.
[15:31] ---
    Who are they?
[15:33] ---
    I've seen that guy on TV.
[15:36] ---
    That's the idol team led
    by Producer Kadoyama…
[15:40] ---
    The Peachy New Three!!
[15:43] ---
    They're all so cute.
[15:45] ---
    No, but I'm devoted to Akemi.
[15:47] ---
    Oh…but…
[15:53] ---
    They're still so cute!
[15:59] ---
    Yes!
[16:00] ---
    So she finally farted.
[16:03] ---
    Thank you! Yumemigachi!
[16:05] ---
    What's up with him?
[16:07] ---
    Wait, hang on.
    We haven't finished yet!
[16:11] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[16:13] ---
    Yeah, so boring. Give it up.
[16:15] ---
    And besides,
    we got the crowd going just fine!
[16:19] ---
    That's right.
[16:20] ---
    Now that a popular idol group
    is here,
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    you guys can go now.
[16:25] ---
    W-Wait, what's that about?
[16:27] ---
    Yeah, that's mean.
[16:30] ---
    What brings you down to
    this small cable station?
[16:33] ---
    What are you scheming?
[16:34] ---
    Oh, still struggling away at
    your pathetic little agency, eh, Boss?
[16:39] ---
    Boss?
[16:40] ---
    You know him?
[16:42] ---
    I have one objective.
[16:45] ---
    Truly… You've truly
    found a great girl.
[16:50] ---
    W-What?
[16:51] ---
    I won't let you poach my staff
    if that's what you're implying.
[16:54] ---
    You've crushed enough dreams…
[16:57] ---
    Better to not string
    the mediocre along.
[16:59] ---
    It's a win win, yes?
[17:02] ---
    But…Akubi has talent…
[17:07] ---
    You are an outstanding talent.
[17:18] ---
    I'm glad I failed.
[17:20] ---
    Problem is, you're too nice.
[17:23] ---
    That's why you'll never make it big.
[17:28] ---
    Akubi…
    With me as your producer,
[17:31] ---
    you will experience fame
    like you've never dreamed.
[17:34] ---
    Don't listen to this guy.
[17:37] ---
    Hey, stay out of this.
[17:39] ---
    Besides, there's no way
    you would ever be an idol.
[17:45] ---
    Don't you talk to her like that.
[17:48] ---
    I would never, ever, ever
    join your agency!
[17:54] ---
    I see…
[18:01] ---
    Producer Kadoyama!
[18:03] ---
    Akubi…
[18:06] ---
    I challenge you to a competition
[18:08] ---
    with the Peachy New Three
    at the next live event.
[18:11] ---
    Huh?
[18:11] ---
    A competition?
[18:13] ---
    Whichever team attracts the most fans wins.
[18:17] ---
    If Akubi can bring in more fans,
[18:20] ---
    then it will be her solo concert.
[18:22] ---
    Although that will never happen.
    Are you in?
[18:28] ---
    Of course, I'm in.
[18:30] ---
    Wow, awesome.
[18:31] ---
    That's gonna be so cool.
[18:33] ---
    Please, I need your help.
[18:38] ---
    Akubi…
[18:40] ---
    But…
[18:42] ---
    If the two of us work together,
    there's no way we'd lose.
[18:49] ---
    It's retro and cutting edge…
    A "Retro-Edge Miracle!"
[18:53] ---
    You have the look!
[18:56] ---
    We can do it together!
[18:59] ---
    The best is yet to come!
[19:14] ---
    RETRO-EDGE MIRACLE
[19:35] ---
    MIRACLE
[19:38] ---
    RETRO-EDGE MIRACLE
    BECOMES A SOCIAL PHENOMENON!
    OVER ONE-MILLION FOLLOWERS
    ON SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES
[19:42] ---
    THE DAWN OF
    RETRO-EDGE MIRACLE
[19:53] ---
    It's amazing.
[19:55] ---
    The fans actually love you guys.
[19:58] ---
    No way! Seriously?
[20:00] ---
    Can't you hear them screaming?
[20:02] ---
    Come on, time to go on stage.
[20:03] ---
    Okay.
[20:04] ---
    Akubi!
[20:06] ---
    Yoko!
[20:08] ---
    This is humiliating!
[20:09] ---
    Geez, you girls are useless.
[20:14] ---
    W-Wait!
[20:16] ---
    We won…huh?
[20:18] ---
    We did it… We did it…together!
[20:23] ---
    Kan worked hard too, right?
[20:25] ---
    Huh?
[20:26] ---
    Kan…?
[20:28] ---
    You knew who I was?
[20:29] ---
    Thank you, Kan.
[20:33] ---
    Mom…
[20:36] ---
    Um…
    Go break a leg, okay?
[20:41] ---
    Okay!
[20:43] ---
    Okay, Ms. Mom. Let's do this!
[20:47] ---
    Yup, let's go!
[20:49] ---
    -Concert, concert!
    - I'm so relieved,
[20:50] ---
    -Concert, concert!
    - I'm getting sleepy…
[20:53] ---
    Concert, concert, concert,
    concert, concert!
[21:04] ---
    No, stupid, stupid!
    I'm so stupid!
[21:07] ---
    What do I do, what do I do…
[21:09] ---
    If she's not here then it's pointless.
[21:13] ---
    Huh?
[21:13] ---
    It was a dream.
    But it's time.
[21:18] ---
    I should go thank my fans one last time…
[21:22] ---
    Kan.
[21:24] ---
    That was a lot of fun, thank you.
[21:31] ---
    Thank you…everyone.
[21:35] ---
    Starting today, I'm retiring from stardom.
[21:44] ---
    Yoko!
[21:46] ---
    And then Retro-Edge Miracle
    became a legend.
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:04] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:12] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:41] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:02] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:25] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:27] ---
    Oh here we go.
[23:28] ---
    Here's the mike...
[23:29] ---
    One sneeze brings me out.
    That's my master.
[23:40] ---
    King Genie.
[23:44] ---
    They've been singing
    for three hours already.
[23:44] ---
    From inside the vase, I'll come flying out.
[23:48] ---
    PREVIEW
    PRESCHOOL FOR LITTLE BRO!
[23:49] ---
    Next time it's Preschool for Little Bro!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E7 - Preschool for Little Bro!

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    Fifty years ago!
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    And now!
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    It's yesteryear and today.
[00:11] ---
    Let's talk about diapers.
[00:12] ---
    Back then, cloth diapers were all the rage.
[00:17] ---
    So this is a cloth diaper, huh?
    I could get used to this.
[00:20] ---
    That's a sumo wrestler's loincloth.
[00:23] ---
    This is a cloth diaper.
[00:25] ---
    In those days, a dirty diaper meant
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    going through the trouble of
    a laborious hand prewash.
[00:32] ---
    There were disposable diapers,
[00:34] ---
    but they were costly
    and not exactly user friendly.
[00:37] ---
    They didn't really catch on.
[00:41] ---
    Now tons of people use the disposable kind.
[00:44] ---
    I'm part of the new nappies generation.
[00:47] ---
    Modern diapers use superabsorbent polymer
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    and can be pulled up like pants,
[00:51] ---
    they're changing every day.
[00:53] ---
    There are even adult diapers now.
[00:55] ---
    Here you go, Father.
[00:57] ---
    Oh no, I respectfully decline.
[01:00] ---
    Really, in just fifty years…
[01:02] ---
    Amazing!!
[01:17] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:25] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:32] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:43] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:52] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:56] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:02] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:06] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:10] ---
    Achoo!
[02:19] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:22] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:35] ---
    PRESCHOOL FOR LITTLE BRO!
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    Hm?
[02:44] ---
    Kan, could you come here!
[02:47] ---
    I'm busy!
[02:49] ---
    Well, so am I!
[02:52] ---
    Geez…
[02:53] ---
    Reminds me of Kantaro…
[02:56] ---
    Whoa! Babies!
[02:58] ---
    And three of them!
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    They're triplets.
    They're my friend's.
[03:03] ---
    You sure you don't
    mind if I leave them with you?
[03:06] ---
    Don't be silly.
    What are friends for?
[03:09] ---
    You'll be fine, right, Dear?
[03:12] ---
    Yeah…
[03:13] ---
    I know I can count on you, Kan.
[03:15] ---
    Huh? How did I get roped into this?
[03:17] ---
    We're getting our hair done,
[03:19] ---
    then going to our class reunion.
[03:21] ---
    I need you to help, okay?
[03:23] ---
    Why me?
[03:25] ---
    We have no choice. Her husband had to
    go on a business trip.
[03:29] ---
    Okay, see you boys later.
[03:32] ---
    Thank you so much.
[03:34] ---
    Come on... it's Saturday,
    it was supposed to be
[03:38] ---
    just me and my model trains today…
[03:42] ---
    You're telling me.
[03:43] ---
    I was supposed to
    catch up on my sleep today.
[03:59] ---
    Sounds like someone needs a snooze!
[04:01] ---
    Wow.
[04:03] ---
    Three babies! Adorable!!
[04:07] ---
    They're triplets.
[04:08] ---
    Wow, so why are they here?
[04:11] ---
    We're stuck with babysitting them.
[04:14] ---
    Babysitting?
[04:15] ---
    What a great opportunity!
[04:16] ---
    You've never had a chance
[04:18] ---
    to play with little kids
    as an only child, right?
[04:21] ---
    Oh right, you're acting like this
    cause you have a little brother.
[04:24] ---
    Yeah, I know all about taking care of kids.
[04:27] ---
    Leave it to me!
[04:27] ---
    Great, that makes me feel a lot better
    if Akubi will help.
[04:31] ---
    You don't mind if I get a little shut eye, do you?
    Call me if you need me.
[04:36] ---
    Wait, Dad!
[04:37] ---
    There's stuff to use there.
[04:40] ---
    There's stuff?
    I don't know what to do with them!
[04:46] ---
    Shall we sneeze and call Father?
[04:49] ---
    King Genie, huh?
[04:51] ---
    Well, I was kinda thinking instead…
[04:54] ---
    Oh, by the way,
    where's your mom?
[04:57] ---
    Huh? Our mom?
[04:59] ---
    Yeah, what is she up to?
[05:01] ---
    That is a secret
    in the genie world.
[05:05] ---
    Oh?
[05:06] ---
    King Genie?
[05:08] ---
    I thought I heard
    his voice just now…
[05:11] ---
    Anyway, as long as they stay asleep,
    this'll be a walk in the park.
[05:19] ---
    Oh? Is wittle precious up?
[05:26] ---
    Oh my, what's the matter?
    There, there.
[05:33] ---
    I think they want their mommy.
[05:36] ---
    No, it'll be fine.
[05:41] ---
    Oh no. Another one's up.
[05:46] ---
    Kan, pick him up!
[05:50] ---
    There, there.
[05:55] ---
    Come on, stop crying!
[05:59] ---
    Oh! The last one's up!
[06:02] ---
    Dammit, we need more hands!
[06:06] ---
    Dad!
[06:08] ---
    Bull-ko, Bull-ko!
[06:15] ---
    The cat's useless!
[06:20] ---
    Don't cry!
[06:22] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[06:27] ---
    Huh?
[06:28] ---
    Look, a panda!
[06:33] ---
    Come on, Kan!
    Pretend to be a panda. Be a panda!
[06:36] ---
    Pretend to be a panda?
[06:38] ---
    I don't know, what kind of sounds
    do pandas make?
[06:42] ---
    Pa-Pa-Panda! Pa-Pa-Panda!
[06:45] ---
    Pa-Pa-Panda!
[06:49] ---
    Darnit, Kan!
[06:54] ---
    REASONS WHY BABIES CRY
[06:55] ---
    Um… let's see…
[06:58] ---
    Babies usually cry because
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    they're sleepy or
    need a diaper change or want milk.
[07:02] ---
    They just woke up,
    so let's change their diapers.
[07:05] ---
    Always helps to put on a smile!
[07:08] ---
    What a disaster.
[07:13] ---
    Like this…and like that…
[07:16] ---
    Just stick this together and…
[07:19] ---
    Keep still!
[07:21] ---
    Hey? Where's the other one?
[07:24] ---
    No, no!
[07:27] ---
    Come on, be a good boy.
[07:29] ---
    Hey, babies!
[07:32] ---
    Check this out!
[07:34] ---
    Whoa! My N Gauge train!
[07:42] ---
    No, stop!
[07:52] ---
    Here, cuties!
[07:54] ---
    Milky time!
[07:57] ---
    Now!
[07:59] ---
    Thank god…
    They almost got you…
[08:13] ---
    Oh!
[08:18] ---
    Guess I'm needed!
[08:21] ---
    Little Bro!
    Give us a hand here!
[08:24] ---
    Poot? Poot!
[08:26] ---
    Wh-Who the hell are these little shits?
[08:29] ---
    Oh goodie woodie...
[08:31] ---
    Little Bro's going to
    play with you!
[08:34] ---
    Poot!
[08:35] ---
    You gotta be kidding me.
[08:36] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[08:39] ---
    Poot!
[08:41] ---
    My spell won't work!
[08:45] ---
    Nasty, they stink.
    Of course my stunning looks are lost on them.
[08:50] ---
    Which means…
[08:52] ---
    Poot!
[09:02] ---
    The TV should be enough to entertain them.
[09:08] ---
    They can't watch this stuff.
[09:15] ---
    Greetings Mr. Toddler!
[09:18] ---
    Mr. Toddler is a mascot
    for this new facility.
[09:22] ---
    Mr. Toddler, can you please
    show the viewers?
[09:28] ---
    A new facility soon to open
    in Mamenoki
[09:32] ---
    called Kaneamari Toddler Town.
[09:34] ---
    Wow, I had no idea.
[09:37] ---
    This certainly is the state of the art
    in preschool design.
[09:41] ---
    Let's talk to the director.
[09:45] ---
    Our next-gen automation
[09:49] ---
    and adoption of the newest
    artificial intelligence
[09:52] ---
    has placed us at the forefront
    of preschool innovation.
[09:55] ---
    Huh?
[09:56] ---
    Did you catch any of that?
[09:58] ---
    He means he made a big fancy preschool.
[10:01] ---
    We are the solution working
    families have been looking for.
[10:05] ---
    We're always open
    weekends and holidays.
[10:07] ---
    Early mornings and late evenings.
[10:10] ---
    Schedule your free visit to
    Kaneamari Toddler Town now!
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    FREE TRIAL VISIT
[10:16] ---
    – Yes, I'll sign up.
    – I need your help!
[10:18] ---
    We are here and ready to serve!
[10:21] ---
    Don't cry!
[10:23] ---
    This is it! Let's drop them off there.
[10:27] ---
    Okay. Let's go take a walk
    and stop by.
[10:29] ---
    Oh, but we might need
    an adult with us.
[10:33] ---
    All right!
[10:37] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[10:43] ---
    Now, we're ready.
[10:45] ---
    Let's go.
[10:49] ---
    Hey, it should be
    around here, right?
[10:51] ---
    Yeah, if we keep going straight,
    we should be able to see it.
[10:55] ---
    Why am I going too?
[11:00] ---
    By the way,
    I left the diapers back at the house.
[11:02] ---
    BEWARE OF CREEPS
[11:03] ---
    You think that's okay?
[11:04] ---
    I think so.
    Their ad mentioned no supplies necessary.
[11:07] ---
    Was that Akemi?
[11:10] ---
    Wh-Who's that guy?
[11:12] ---
    And why are you taking care of babies?
[11:16] ---
    Don't tell me Akemi's already
    married with children?
[11:22] ---
    Please no... no!!
[11:31] ---
    Oh my.
[11:33] ---
    Looks like you youngins have been busy!
[11:38] ---
    Hubby better keep up the good work, I say.
[11:42] ---
    Hubby?
[11:43] ---
    So cute!
[11:45] ---
    It's so refreshing to see
    such a loving couple.
[11:47] ---
    Good luck.
[11:50] ---
    Loving couple? What?!
[11:52] ---
    I guess we must look like that.
[11:56] ---
    Akubi and I…married?!
[12:09] ---
    I'm home.
[12:11] ---
    Welcome home, Kan!
[12:14] ---
    Akubi!
[12:16] ---
    Kan!
[12:28] ---
    Wha-Wha-Wha-What the heck
    was that?
[12:32] ---
    Just a dream, my boy.
[12:34] ---
    Look, Kan. We're here.
[12:37] ---
    Wow, so this is Toddler Town, huh?
[12:40] ---
    It's huge.
[12:42] ---
    Please register at
    the front desk first,
[12:45] ---
    then drop your child off.
[12:47] ---
    - Wow, so many people.
    - Please bear with us during this busy time.
[12:49] ---
    - Well, we're dropping off too, right?
    - Please wait in line and we will be with you shortly.
[12:49] ---
    END OF LINE
[12:53] ---
    And then after that.
[12:56] ---
    Phew, we finally got in.
[12:59] ---
    We'll be back soon.
    Be good, okay?
[13:03] ---
    Toddler Town customers,
[13:06] ---
    we kindly ask you to fill out
    the necessary documentation.
[13:08] ---
    HUSBAND NAME WIFE NAME
    CHILD
[13:08] ---
    Um, let's see now…
[13:11] ---
    Should I put my name down?
[13:13] ---
    So we have triplets today.
[13:16] ---
    Oh, yes.
[13:18] ---
    We'll take good care of him too.
[13:21] ---
    Poo?
[13:22] ---
    Poo…
[13:23] ---
    P-P-P-P-Poot!
[13:25] ---
    CURRENTLY ACCEPTING
[13:26] ---
    IN OUR CARE
[13:31] ---
    This is to confirm that you are
    leaving them under our care.
[13:33] ---
    So how does AI babysitting really work?
[13:37] ---
    May we take a look around?
[13:39] ---
    Our facilities are optimized
    exclusively for toddlers,
[13:42] ---
    so unfortunately we cannot
    allow entry to any adults from the outside.
[13:46] ---
    I see.
[13:51] ---
    Please take good care of him.
[13:53] ---
    He's in good hands.
[13:54] ---
    Bye!
[13:55] ---
    See you later.
[13:57] ---
    It's tough being a parent, isn't it?
[14:00] ---
    I gotta see what's inside.
[14:09] ---
    Oh, I know!
    I have a good idea.
[14:12] ---
    Hm?
[14:13] ---
    Over here.
[14:14] ---
    Come on!
[14:16] ---
    Hang on…
[14:18] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[14:23] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[14:25] ---
    Wait, Akubi.
[14:29] ---
    Lemme out!
[14:33] ---
    Where are all the little ones?
[14:35] ---
    So they're somewhere else?
[14:37] ---
    NO ENTRY
[14:39] ---
    It says "No Entry."
[14:41] ---
    Well it doesn't say anything
    about crawling though.
[14:44] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[14:45] ---
    You're so weird.
[14:49] ---
    NO ENTRY
[14:56] ---
    Wow.
[15:22] ---
    Amazing!
[15:23] ---
    Machines are doing everything.
[15:39] ---
    I kinda get it now…
[15:41] ---
    I mean, it is a lot easier
[15:43] ---
    taking care of them all at once.
[15:46] ---
    ...and I guess the machines are precise.
[15:50] ---
    People always say we
    are short on workers,
[15:52] ---
    so why not this be the
    preschool of the future.
[15:59] ---
    This is awesome.
[16:02] ---
    Poot!
[16:06] ---
    Bro!
[16:08] ---
    Poo poot! Poot?!
[16:11] ---
    Poot!
[16:14] ---
    The bigger babies must be
    in a different room.
[16:24] ---
    Kan!
[16:28] ---
    I don't need diapers!
[16:34] ---
    Poo! Poo poo poot!
[16:36] ---
    Let go of me! Stop it!
    I don't need diapers!
[16:46] ---
    Poo?
[16:49] ---
    That was close.
[16:52] ---
    Can we get in from here?
[16:54] ---
    Try and open it.
[17:14] ---
    They may be efficient,
[17:16] ---
    but they can't do everything.
[17:22] ---
    Oh, this is where you guys were.
[17:26] ---
    What's going on?
[17:28] ---
    They probably feel safer around real people.
[17:37] ---
    How dare you make me drink that filth!
[17:42] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo!
[18:03] ---
    The cyber babysitters
    are flipping out.
[18:06] ---
    I bet he's behind this.
[18:12] ---
    What on earth?
[18:14] ---
    Poot!
[18:15] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo!
[18:40] ---
    Oh!
[19:09] ---
    The crying child is a growing child.
[19:12] ---
    Toddler Town hasn't quite
    worked out all the kinks.
[19:13] ---
    CLOSED
[19:17] ---
    Yeah, there's something kind of lonely
    about all the machines.
[19:21] ---
    Taking care of babies
    is a lot of work.
[19:25] ---
    Parents have to do it every day.
[19:27] ---
    Did you know some kids cry all night?
[19:29] ---
    No, I didn't.
[19:31] ---
    But I kinda understand
    how tough that must be.
[19:33] ---
    What do you mean, kinda?
[19:35] ---
    Kinda means kinda.
[19:37] ---
    Oh, Akemi.
[19:40] ---
    Oh, Mario?
[19:42] ---
    Um, hmm…well…
[19:46] ---
    Those babies…so…
[19:49] ---
    Are they yours, Akemi?
[19:53] ---
    I was just asked to babysit.
[19:56] ---
    Is that right?
[20:00] ---
    So, umm…
[20:02] ---
    Who is this guy?
[20:05] ---
    Oh, you know, it's Kan.
[20:06] ---
    I'm Kantaro's distant relative!
[20:11] ---
    So you guys are not a family then?
[20:14] ---
    No, we're not.
[20:18] ---
    Woohoo! I'm so happy!
[20:22] ---
    Okay then, see you later, Akemi!
[20:26] ---
    What was that about?
[20:29] ---
    Clearly he got the wrong idea.
[20:31] ---
    MARIO / AKEMI
[20:31] ---
    Goodness, I feel flush.
[20:33] ---
    You were a lifesaver today.
    Thank you so much.
[20:37] ---
    Oh no, it was a piece of cake.
[20:40] ---
    Yeah, easy for you to say.
[20:43] ---
    YOTAYAMA
[20:44] ---
    I'll see you.
[20:45] ---
    Yeah, bye.
[20:46] ---
    Say thank you to
    Kantaro and Akubi, okay?
[20:49] ---
    Thank you.
[20:52] ---
    See you!
[20:55] ---
    Hey, Mom.
    What kind of a baby was I?
[21:00] ---
    What do you mean?
[21:01] ---
    Was I hard to take care of?
[21:04] ---
    Did I cry at night?
[21:06] ---
    Oh, those are the things you forget.
[21:09] ---
    All I remember is
    how cute you were.
[21:11] ---
    I was cute?
[21:13] ---
    Yes, you certainly were
    a cutie patootie. There there.
[21:16] ---
    Stop... jeez, Mom!
[21:19] ---
    You're such a baby, Kan.
[21:22] ---
    No, I'm not!
[21:23] ---
    YOTAYAMA
[21:30] ---
    You'll be a great dad
    one day, Kan.
[21:34] ---
    Me? A dad?
[21:38] ---
    Then…what about…a mom?
[21:42] ---
    Oh, I guess you can be
    whatever you want to be!
[21:45] ---
    That's not what I meant.
[21:47] ---
    Hm? Then what did you mean?
[21:50] ---
    So? Tell me.
[21:53] ---
    Never mind.
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:13] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:22] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:41] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:02] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:10] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:27] ---
    Poot pootpoot pootpoot poot
    poopoopoot poopoopoo poopoopoot.
[23:32] ---
    Hey, Prince Farty!
[23:33] ---
    I thought you had something to say,
    so I was listening to you,
[23:36] ---
    but all you're saying is "poot!"
[23:37] ---
    Don't get mad, Kan.
[23:38] ---
    In the human world,
    Little Bro is only a baby.
[23:41] ---
    Poopoot poopoopoot.
[23:43] ---
    Well that was a huge waste of life.
[23:45] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020...
[23:48] ---
    Pootpoo pootpoopoo poopoopoot pootpoo.
[23:50] ---
    PREVIEW
    NINJA VS. GENIE!
[23:51] ---
    See? I still don't know
    what he's saying.
[23:53] ---
    Poopoopoopoopoot!
[23:55] ---
    

Season 1

E8 - Ninja Vs. Genie

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[00:07] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:09] ---
    And today!
[00:10] ---
    Let's compare.
[00:13] ---
    Today we get to talk about ninjas.
[00:15] ---
    Ninja King Genie has arrived!
[00:19] ---
    Not a bad look, Father!
[00:21] ---
    Ninjas were most active
    during the Sengoku period.
[00:24] ---
    That was way longer than fifty years ago.
[00:27] ---
    They used ninjutsu to disarm the enemy
[00:30] ---
    and engaged in special espionage missions.
[00:33] ---
    You think there are any
    ninjas around still today?
[00:36] ---
    Yeah right.
[00:38] ---
    Oh, I wouldn't be so sure.
[00:41] ---
    Take a look at this.
[00:42] ---
    Wow, there's an actual posting for ninjas
    on this job search site.
[00:47] ---
    There is, a real full-time ninja!
[00:49] ---
    But this is just to
    entertain tourists.
[00:52] ---
    No, I have a feeling it's
    a serious training course.
[00:57] ---
    Like I said, no way…
[00:59] ---
    Whether you choose to
    believe it is up to you.
[01:15] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:23] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:30] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:41] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:50] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:54] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:00] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:04] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:08] ---
    Achoo!
[02:16] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:20] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:33] ---
    NINJA LAND
[02:33] ---
    NINJA LAND
    NINJA VS. GENIE
[02:33] ---
    Welcome to Ninja Land!
[02:37] ---
    Kaneamari Group is proud to present
    our latest amusement park!
[02:41] ---
    - Wow.
    - Awesome!
[02:43] ---
    It's no big deal.
[02:45] ---
    I mean, it's only as big as
    ten Tokyo Domes.
[02:49] ---
    Wow!!
[02:50] ---
    Just someone tell me why
    we're dressed like this.
[02:53] ---
    It's a ninja theme park, silly.
[02:56] ---
    Most come in ninja cosplay.
[03:00] ---
    I feel like I'm a real authentic ninja.
[03:04] ---
    A kunoichi…
    I love it. I'm so excited.
[03:08] ---
    You look pretty cool, Kan.
[03:10] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[03:12] ---
    Today, you get to be my guests.
[03:14] ---
    Have a blast, guys!
[03:17] ---
    Yeah!
[03:19] ---
    Good for you, Kan.
[03:21] ---
    You even made sure to
    bring your relatives.
[03:24] ---
    Oh, well…
[03:26] ---
    If you only knew.
[03:29] ---
    See? Look how happy he is.
[03:32] ---
    If she only knew.
[03:34] ---
    Poot!
[03:37] ---
    Look, he's having a ball.
[03:38] ---
    What a cutie.
[03:40] ---
    Damn him...
    Little shit is older than me!
[03:45] ---
    Shucks. I thought I'd be able to
    ride the local train,
[03:50] ---
    JR 14 series passenger car.
[03:52] ---
    And I wanted to watch the train
    switchback at the way station.
[03:57] ---
    So why are we on this bus?!
[04:00] ---
    Okay, first stop is one of
    Ninja Land's main attractions,
[04:03] ---
    the Ninja Experience!
[04:07] ---
    The Ninja Experience?
[04:08] ---
    Wow, that sounds cool.
[04:10] ---
    Come on, let's hurry.
[04:12] ---
    I hate this kinda stuff.
[04:15] ---
    What a group we have today.
[04:17] ---
    I'm Ninja Suizo, and I will be your instructor.
    Now I need your total focus!
[04:21] ---
    As members of our shinobi clan
    you form the upper echelon of ninja fighters.
[04:26] ---
    Hey, we're the upper echelon.
[04:30] ---
    But you will now be put to the test!
[04:32] ---
    NINJUTSU SCROLL
[04:32] ---
    Headquarters has been
    besieged by enemy forces
[04:35] ---
    and the sacred scroll has
    fallen into their hands.
[04:38] ---
    Unless we take back what is ours,
[04:39] ---
    the world will unravel into chaos.
[04:42] ---
    That's terrible!
    We must get it back!
[04:46] ---
    Easy there, calm down.
    This is all just a game.
[04:50] ---
    Yeah, but it all seems so real.
[04:52] ---
    I'm ready for anything.
[04:54] ---
    Let's do this!
[04:56] ---
    I knew you could handle it!
[04:58] ---
    Overcome the obstacles
    and recover the sacred scroll!
[05:02] ---
    Yeah!
[05:05] ---
    And then after that.
[05:07] ---
    Oh no, it's a dead end.
[05:09] ---
    So that's it?
[05:10] ---
    Headquarters is outfitted
    with ninja defenses.
[05:13] ---
    Lean against the wall to
    reveal a secret passage.
[05:16] ---
    I'll go.
[05:21] ---
    Wow.
[05:22] ---
    What the... that is so neat!
[05:24] ---
    Now that is how a ninja does it.
[05:28] ---
    Kan, come on hurry!
[05:32] ---
    Fine, we'll do this then go home.
[05:36] ---
    Not so fast.
[05:41] ---
    What the heck?
[05:44] ---
    Kan?
[05:46] ---
    What are you doing, Kantaro?
[05:48] ---
    Hilarious!
[05:49] ---
    That's weird.
    Why is it spinning around like that?
[05:55] ---
    Kan!
[05:57] ---
    Before you lies the hallway
    of nightingale floors.
[06:00] ---
    The boards creak under pressure
    producing a chirping sound.
[06:02] ---
    Underneath a ninja, however,
    they remain quiet as a mouse.
[06:05] ---
    Humph, that's easy.
[06:08] ---
    Quietly…
[06:10] ---
    What?!
[06:11] ---
    Make a sound,
    and you'll alert the enemy.
[06:15] ---
    Try the namba aruki technique.
[06:17] ---
    Namba aruki?
[06:18] ---
    Both arm and leg from the same side
    of the body moves simultaneously.
[06:19] ---
    NAMBA ARUKI NORMAL WALK
[06:22] ---
    Supposedly ninjas did it too.
[06:24] ---
    It's good for conserving energy.
[06:27] ---
    Evenly distributing the force over
    two axes increases efficiency.
[06:32] ---
    Not to mention
    helps keep your steps silent.
[06:38] ---
    It's not working.
[06:39] ---
    The boards may have got us this time.
[06:41] ---
    Let's try it too.
[06:42] ---
    So we just have to
    walk quietly, huh?
[06:46] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo
[06:50] ---
    What the hell?
[06:56] ---
    Why are you the only one
    making that sound?
[07:01] ---
    Bastard strikes again…
[07:04] ---
    Hey, you!
[07:09] ---
    Shit, they got us cornered.
[07:11] ---
    What do we do?
[07:16] ---
    This is just a setback, you can do it!
[07:20] ---
    All right!
[07:21] ---
    We can do that too!
[07:23] ---
    There!
[07:24] ---
    Okay, me too!
[07:26] ---
    Poot!
[07:30] ---
    Err…So heavy.
[07:34] ---
    Kan!
[07:35] ---
    Hocus Pocus!
[07:42] ---
    That was close, Kan.
[07:44] ---
    Akubi...
[07:45] ---
    I didn't even see
    the tatami mat move.
[07:48] ---
    That was amazing, Yotayama.
[07:49] ---
    What happened?
[07:52] ---
    Escape from the underground passage.
[07:53] ---
    Follow me!
[07:54] ---
    Okay!
[07:55] ---
    I'll follow you.
[07:58] ---
    Your final test is shuriken.
[08:01] ---
    Aim at the center of the target
    to recover the scroll!
[08:04] ---
    All right,
    watch me hit right in the middle!
[08:07] ---
    There!
[08:08] ---
    Almost!
[08:10] ---
    Come on, focus!
[08:14] ---
    Put your soul into it.
[08:18] ---
    Oh? You're not gonna throw it?
[08:20] ---
    Are you hungry?
[08:22] ---
    Did you know ninjas only
    seldom used shuriken?
[08:28] ---
    Their primary focus was espionage
[08:30] ---
    to gather Intel.
[08:33] ---
    So they didn't need weapons.
[08:37] ---
    Besides, leaving behind a shuriken
[08:38] ---
    could mean traceable evidence…
[08:42] ---
    Time's up.
[08:43] ---
    What? There was a time limit?
[08:46] ---
    Next up is Kan. Good luck!
[08:49] ---
    I don't care where the hell it lands,
[08:50] ---
    I just wanna go home.
[08:52] ---
    Get ready for some humble pie.
[08:54] ---
    Poot.
[08:57] ---
    Whoa.
[09:01] ---
    Huh?
[09:02] ---
    CONGRATULATIONS
[09:05] ---
    Dead center?
[09:06] ---
    Kantaro did…?
    Are you serious?
[09:11] ---
    Wow, amazing!
    You did it, Kan!
[09:14] ---
    Wow, I'm shocked!
    Well done.
[09:17] ---
    I did…huh?
    Seriously?
[09:20] ---
    NINJUTSU SCROLL
[09:21] ---
    Excellent work.
[09:22] ---
    Your superior marksmanship
    brought us back the scroll.
[09:27] ---
    Th-Thanks.
[09:31] ---
    And then after that.
[09:34] ---
    Delicious!
[09:35] ---
    Ninja pizza's the best!
[09:37] ---
    Ninja takoyaki,
    ninja yakisoba, ninja kebabs.
[09:41] ---
    Everything tastes so yummy.
[09:44] ---
    Ninja Land also has
    a complete food court.
[09:48] ---
    The Ninja Experience
    was a lot of fun.
[09:50] ---
    What you did with the shuriken
    was really amazing, Kan.
[09:54] ---
    R-Really?
[09:56] ---
    Humph, he just got lucky
    that's all.
[09:58] ---
    That's not true.
[10:00] ---
    Listen everyone!
[10:02] ---
    The evening ninja show
    is the highlight of Ninja Land.
[10:07] ---
    Witness the stealthy stunts
    of the art of the ninja.
[10:12] ---
    A Ninja show? Sounds like fun!
[10:15] ---
    I can't wait.
[10:18] ---
    What? We're not leaving yet?
[10:21] ---
    Go and enjoy a nice meal
    while you wait.
[10:27] ---
    Yumizu Kaneamari…
[10:33] ---
    Finally, some peace.
[10:36] ---
    The next bus home is mine…
[10:39] ---
    Kan!
[10:41] ---
    We're all going on
    the roller coaster now.
[10:44] ---
    Come with us, Kan!
[10:46] ---
    Umm…
[10:47] ---
    Oh, I know! Akubi,
    can you call Magic Carpet?
[10:51] ---
    What? I can, but why?
[10:52] ---
    Well, the thing is…you know…
[10:55] ---
    I want to see Ninja Land
    from the sky.
[10:58] ---
    Okay, sure.
[11:00] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[11:05] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[11:09] ---
    Thank you. I'll see you later.
[11:11] ---
    Huh?
[11:13] ---
    Magic Carpet,
    we're going home.
[11:16] ---
    Geez, you know I have feelings too.
[11:18] ---
    Make sure no one sees me, okay?
[11:20] ---
    Yes, sire.
[11:22] ---
    Oh, Kan!
[11:26] ---
    Hm?
[11:28] ---
    That speed!
[11:30] ---
    Now we're talking.
[11:32] ---
    Just amazing.
[11:34] ---
    Crap! Stop!
[11:36] ---
    Sure thing.
[11:36] ---
    Whoops.
[11:39] ---
    You all right?
[11:41] ---
    Ever heard of a gradual stop?
[11:43] ---
    Huh?
[11:44] ---
    Your lower body strength is remarkable.
[11:47] ---
    Oh…You're that guy from…umm…
[11:49] ---
    It's Ninja Suizo!
[11:50] ---
    And the way you threw that shuriken!
[11:54] ---
    Yes! You are a natural.
[11:58] ---
    What?
[11:58] ---
    No way.
[12:01] ---
    I know ninja talent when I see it.
[12:04] ---
    Look, I have a favor to ask,
    but only because I believe in you.
[12:07] ---
    A favor?
[12:11] ---
    Will you please consider
    being in our ninja show?
[12:13] ---
    Ninja show…?
[12:14] ---
    What?!
[12:16] ---
    That's awesome, Kan!
    You've been scouted.
[12:20] ---
    Wait, wait, wait, you can't just ask me that.
    Besides, there's no way.
[12:24] ---
    Don't worry!
    It'd be super easy.
[12:27] ---
    And the fact of the matter is
[12:30] ---
    one of our actors is out sick…
[12:32] ---
    So I need your help.
[12:34] ---
    What?
[12:36] ---
    With a little training, I know you'll
    master the shuriken in no time.
[12:40] ---
    Hmm…
    But how will that help me later in life?
[12:47] ---
    Huh... the power's off.
[12:53] ---
    Ninpo power on jutsu!
[12:57] ---
    Yeah, that might come in handy.
[12:59] ---
    Please! We're depending on you!
[13:02] ---
    Well, if you insist.
[13:05] ---
    Then it's all set, Kan.
[13:07] ---
    Okay, fine.
[13:11] ---
    Hey, where's Kan?
[13:14] ---
    Akubi's gone too.
[13:16] ---
    Oh well. Let's just leave them
    and go on the roller coaster.
[13:21] ---
    It's gonna be fun!
[13:23] ---
    No, we can't do that.
    We have to go find them.
[13:28] ---
    What? W-Wait!
[13:39] ---
    There!
[13:41] ---
    Huh? That's weird.
    I keep missing.
[13:46] ---
    Perhaps you're thinking too hard.
[13:50] ---
    Calm your mind and focus on the throw.
[13:53] ---
    Okay.
[13:56] ---
    Come on, hit it!
[13:57] ---
    Why?
[14:00] ---
    Hey!
[14:01] ---
    Akubi!
[14:03] ---
    Kan!
[14:04] ---
    Kantaro!
[14:06] ---
    Akubi!
[14:11] ---
    About the boy and girl
    you guys are looking for…
[14:15] ---
    I think I saw them in Hagakure Forest.
[14:17] ---
    Oh, really?
[14:19] ---
    All right, let's head over there.
[14:21] ---
    Thank you, Mister!
[14:27] ---
    I can't…
[14:29] ---
    I guess that was just beginner's luck…
[14:32] ---
    Come on!
    Look how hard you've been working.
[14:34] ---
    You can't give up now.
[14:36] ---
    What's the point?
    I'm getting nowhere.
[14:40] ---
    Sorry, Ninja Suizo.
    The show will have to go on without me.
[14:45] ---
    Kan…
[14:46] ---
    Enough.
    I'm actually getting suckier.
[14:51] ---
    Everyone's just going to laugh.
[14:56] ---
    I won't laugh.
[14:59] ---
    Ninja Suizo.
[15:01] ---
    Especially since I know
    how hard you've been working.
[15:05] ---
    But…
[15:06] ---
    Didn't I tell you?
    I'm never wrong about these things.
[15:10] ---
    When I first saw you throw the
    shuriken, I could sense your soul.
[15:14] ---
    I saw it gleam.
    I mean it.
[15:18] ---
    Really…you think so?
[15:19] ---
    I know so.
[15:21] ---
    I know you can do it.
[15:23] ---
    Why don't you give it another go, huh?
[15:25] ---
    I'll support you the best I can.
[15:28] ---
    Yeah! I'll support you too.
    So let's keep going, Kan!
[15:33] ---
    Okay.
[15:37] ---
    So this is Hagakure Forest?
[15:39] ---
    It's kinda creepy.
[15:41] ---
    Yeah…why would
    those two be here?
[15:47] ---
    What the heck is this?
[15:51] ---
    Gotcha, Yumizu Kaneamari!
[15:54] ---
    Huh?
[15:55] ---
    You're gonna make a fine ransom.
[15:59] ---
    Y-You're kidding, right?
[16:01] ---
    This can't be happening.
[16:02] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[16:05] ---
    This is a surprise show that Ninja
    Land put together for me, right?
[16:10] ---
    Is it?
[16:11] ---
    Yeah, it's almost my birthday.
[16:14] ---
    Jeez louise,
    you really had me there for a second.
[16:16] ---
    Yeah, that scared me.
[16:17] ---
    So that's what this is.
[16:21] ---
    Whatever floats your boat, kid.
[16:23] ---
    ...and keeps you fools quiet.
[16:24] ---
    So what do you think
    will happen to us next?
[16:28] ---
    No, this is a real kidnapping.
[16:31] ---
    Pootpoopoot.
[16:33] ---
    There, there.
    It's just a surprise.
[16:37] ---
    Poot!
[16:40] ---
    I did it!
[16:41] ---
    Yeah, that's the way!
[16:43] ---
    Looking good, Kan.
    You got it now.
[16:47] ---
    All right!
[16:50] ---
    I get it, we're supposed to act
    like we're getting kidnapped.
[16:54] ---
    I wonder where we're going.
[16:57] ---
    I'm gonna be a very rich man.
[16:59] ---
    I'm telling you,
    this is a real kidnapping.
[17:06] ---
    Oh? You guys?
[17:08] ---
    That man…
[17:11] ---
    He's trying to kidnap the young master!
[17:14] ---
    What? Kidnap?
[17:16] ---
    Young master?
    You mean Kaneamari, right?
[17:18] ---
    Yes, we must rescue him.
[17:21] ---
    That's asking for it.
[17:23] ---
    We'll go back and call the police.
[17:25] ---
    He'll just get away.
[17:28] ---
    Listen.
[17:29] ---
    I'm an undercover agent
[17:31] ---
    who has served the Kaneamari family
    since the Sengoku period.
[17:34] ---
    What? So that means
    you're a real ninja?
[17:38] ---
    Really?
[17:39] ---
    The kidnapper is
    a traitor of our clan.
[17:42] ---
    His intentions are unclear,
[17:44] ---
    but I will get the young master back.
[17:50] ---
    There he goes.
[17:51] ---
    We have to tag along.
    We have to help him and everyone else.
[17:54] ---
    But…I'm sure Ninja Suizo
    will take care of it.
[17:59] ---
    I mean he is a real ninja…
[18:02] ---
    But we can't let him go it alone.
    That's just reckless.
[18:05] ---
    We have to help.
[18:09] ---
    I'll support you the best I can.
[18:11] ---
    Yeah, that's the way!
[18:14] ---
    Ninja Suizo…
[18:16] ---
    Kan!
[18:20] ---
    Let's go, Akubi!
    It's my turn to step up to the plate!
[18:31] ---
    Now I can stop the car.
[18:33] ---
    Oh? You loosened it.
[18:36] ---
    Poot!
[18:38] ---
    We gotta keep
    playing the role of hostage.
[18:40] ---
    Well-to-do moron.
[18:50] ---
    Wow, this is great.
[18:52] ---
    It's all so realistic.
[18:56] ---
    He just doesn't know when to give up.
[18:58] ---
    Ninja Suizo!
[19:00] ---
    That's!
    The flying squirrel jutsu?!
[19:04] ---
    I knew it.
    That kid has real talent.
[19:10] ---
    What are you going to do, Kan?
[19:12] ---
    I have no choice but to use this.
[19:15] ---
    Then I'll support you.
    You aim for the car, Kan.
[19:18] ---
    Got it.
[19:23] ---
    I hope this works.
[19:25] ---
    Don't worry. Just focus.
    I know you can do it, Kan.
[19:29] ---
    Focus…
[19:31] ---
    Hey, isn't that Kantaro?
[19:35] ---
    Poot?
[19:35] ---
    Don't tell me Kan is supposed to rescue me?
[19:38] ---
    No way.
[19:42] ---
    - Focus…
    - Your shuriken had soul.
[19:44] ---
    - Focus…
    - I know you can do it, Kan!
[19:46] ---
    Focus…
[19:49] ---
    Go!!
[19:51] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[20:05] ---
    A-Amazing.
[20:09] ---
    Wow…
[20:14] ---
    Not so fast.
[20:19] ---
    Ninja Suizo!
[20:20] ---
    You did it, Kan!
[20:22] ---
    The boy does rise to the occasion.
[20:25] ---
    That was great.
[20:26] ---
    What a wonderful
    surprise show that was.
[20:28] ---
    You know…
    you guys were in real danger.
[20:31] ---
    Yeah, that was
    an awesome show, right?
[20:34] ---
    Did you enjoy Kan's amazing talent?
[20:37] ---
    Yeah, really thrilling.
[20:43] ---
    Geez…
[20:44] ---
    Now's my chance…
[20:58] ---
    Just this once…
[21:00] ---
    Shirokage ninja to the rescue.
[21:02] ---
    Hey, Kantaro.
    That was some amazing action.
[21:05] ---
    I was really impressed.
[21:07] ---
    I know! You were so cool.
[21:10] ---
    You know…how I laughed at you
    when you messed up?
[21:14] ---
    Well…I'm sorry about that.
[21:16] ---
    Huh?
[21:19] ---
    Yeah…
[21:22] ---
    NINJA SHOW
[21:22] ---
    And then after that.
    The ninja show is about to begin.
[21:26] ---
    NINJA LAND
    SUPER NINJA SHOW
[21:31] ---
    Awesome.
[21:32] ---
    Yeah, looking good!
[21:35] ---
    Ninjas gotta have their toys!
[21:37] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[21:40] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[21:43] ---
    Transform jutsu.
[21:44] ---
    What the heck is that?
[21:46] ---
    - You had to go crimp my style!
    - Thank you, thank you.
[21:50] ---
    NINJA LAND
[21:50] ---
    You ruin everything!
[22:01] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:13] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:22] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:41] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:45] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:02] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:10] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Spend money like water.
    I'm Yumizu Kaneamari!
[23:30] ---
    Powerful and energetic as always.
    Gondawara, I'm raring to go!
[23:33] ---
    The ratio of curry sauce
    to rice is six to four.
[23:35] ---
    I'm Mitsuru Manpukuzaka.
[23:37] ---
    We finally got to
    introduce ourselves.
[23:39] ---
    We rarely get a chance
    to say our last names.
[23:41] ---
    My dad bought out this time frame
    so we can introduce ourselves.
[23:45] ---
    What?!
[23:46] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:49] ---
    Oh No, the Magic Bottle Broke!
[23:49] ---
    PREVIEW
    OH NO, THE MAGIC BOTTLE BROKE!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:55] ---
    

Season 1

E9 - Oh No, the Magic Bottle Broke!

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[00:06] ---
    FIFTY YEARS AGO
    AND TODAY
    LET'S COMPARE THE TWO
[00:06] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:08] ---
    And today!
[00:08] ---
    Let's compare the two.
[00:10] ---
    Ready, Father?
    I'm taking your picture.
[00:13] ---
    What? A picture?
[00:14] ---
    Okay, strike a pose.
[00:17] ---
    Did you get my good angle?
[00:19] ---
    We won't know until we develop it.
[00:22] ---
    Develop it?
[00:23] ---
    This camera is fifty years old.
[00:25] ---
    CAMERA SHOP
[00:25] ---
    You have to take it to a store
[00:27] ---
    and have it developed.
[00:29] ---
    What? So you have no idea what
    the pictures look like until then?
[00:33] ---
    That's right.
    It's no digital camera.
[00:35] ---
    You know, fifty years ago, half
    the photos were black and white.
[00:40] ---
    It's like a window into yesteryear,
[00:42] ---
    perfectly preserved
    and in perfect working order.
[00:45] ---
    Today, we have even more amazing
[00:47] ---
    ways of
    recreating what we see.
[00:49] ---
    A 3D printer and a 3D scanner.
[00:53] ---
    W-What in all that is good and holy?
[00:54] ---
    With this you can create a three-dimensional
    figure of the way you look right now.
[01:00] ---
    See, there you go.
[01:01] ---
    Wow, pretty realistic.
[01:03] ---
    Pure magic.
[01:05] ---
    Wow, in just fifty years.
[01:07] ---
    Amazing!
[01:21] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:30] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:37] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:48] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:57] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:01] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:07] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:10] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:15] ---
    Achoo!
[02:23] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:27] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:40] ---
    NATSUNOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
    OH NO, THE MAGIC BOTTLE BROKE!
[02:42] ---
    See you!
[02:44] ---
    Bye!
[02:45] ---
    Switch point!
    Changing tracks!
[02:49] ---
    Oh?
[02:53] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[02:56] ---
    I think I'm just a plain
    old local train today.
[03:00] ---
    How come?
[03:01] ---
    We've always been the
[03:03] ---
    super duper Hayabusa
    bullet train duo going home.
[03:06] ---
    Yeah, I know.
    But today…
[03:10] ---
    I'm heading out now!
[03:24] ---
    I'm here and ready to assist.
[03:27] ---
    Whoa, Akubi.
[03:29] ---
    Oh, time for school, Kan?
    Have a nice day!
[03:33] ---
    When you get home,
[03:34] ---
    it'll be time for
    some more resume building experience
[03:37] ---
    What's wrong, Kan?
[03:41] ---
    No matter what time I get home,
    thanks to Akubi, I don't have any…
[03:44] ---
    What? Akemi?
    She's at your house?
[03:46] ---
    Oh…no…well…
[03:50] ---
    It's been forever since I've seen her.
    Can I see her?
[03:55] ---
    Yeah, some day…
[03:56] ---
    Yes!!
[03:58] ---
    How long am I gonna have to keep this up?
[04:02] ---
    I mean I don't…
[04:05] ---
    …I don't even understand all this!
[04:10] ---
    Welcome home, Kan!
    I've been waiting for you!
[04:13] ---
    Now, let's go get you some experience
    so we can find your dream.
[04:17] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[04:21] ---
    Time for work, time for work.
[04:22] ---
    You know, Kan.
    I've been thinking…
[04:26] ---
    Maybe today we can
    try something a little less work like.
[04:29] ---
    Like a sport
    you've never tried before
[04:31] ---
    or an instrument
    you've never played before.
[04:35] ---
    - And also…
    - Come on, I just got home.
[04:38] ---
    Just stop.
[04:40] ---
    I haven't even had my snack.
[04:42] ---
    Yes, but this is time you can use!
[04:44] ---
    I don't have to do stuff every second.
[04:45] ---
    My down time is very important.
[04:49] ---
    Yeah, but then you'll
    never find your dream.
[04:53] ---
    So what?
    Dreams are overrated.
[04:55] ---
    No!
[04:56] ---
    Finding your dream
    is part of my training.
[05:00] ---
    It's necessary for me to become queen.
[05:03] ---
    Well that's your problem.
[05:05] ---
    None of that has
    anything to do with me.
[05:11] ---
    But this is for you too.
[05:14] ---
    I want you to grow up to
    become the best person you can be.
[05:20] ---
    The best person I can be?
    What exactly does that mean?
[05:24] ---
    Well… someone who works hard at
    something they genuinely love to do…
[05:31] ---
    Listen.
[05:32] ---
    Barely anyone gets to make
    a living doing what they love.
[05:37] ---
    You should listen to my dad.
[05:39] ---
    Oh the trains are packed,
    oh, the commute is exhausting,
[05:44] ---
    gotta suck up to the big boss…
[05:46] ---
    It all sucks.
[05:49] ---
    Sorry, but that's the real world.
[05:52] ---
    That's not true!
    Having a dream is important!
[05:56] ---
    Come on, Kan.
    Let's get going!
[05:59] ---
    No! I'm not going anywhere.
[06:01] ---
    I'm not taking no for an answer.
    Let's go.
[06:03] ---
    No way.
[06:05] ---
    Let's go!
[06:05] ---
    No!
[06:06] ---
    Let's go!
[06:07] ---
    No!
[06:08] ---
    Let's go!
[06:09] ---
    When I say I'm not going,
    I mean I'm not going!
[06:12] ---
    You know, ever since you showed up,
    my life has been ruined.
[06:16] ---
    What did you say?
[06:17] ---
    I wish you'd just go away!
[06:20] ---
    I can't believe you.
[06:21] ---
    Well I can't believe you.
[06:23] ---
    You just show up out of nowhere and
    decide to follow me everywhere.
[06:28] ---
    How could you…
    I'm just trying to help…
[06:32] ---
    And I'm telling you I don't need it.
[06:37] ---
    All right! Akubi's gone!
[06:40] ---
    I finally have some time to myself.
[06:45] ---
    Yay!
[06:46] ---
    Of course!
[06:47] ---
    If I want her to stay right where she is…
[06:50] ---
    ...all I need is
    a little glue here and…
[06:54] ---
    Just need to cap it off.
[07:03] ---
    Oh, shit.
[07:09] ---
    Please tell me my trick worked?
[07:17] ---
    Some butt is calling me.
[07:22] ---
    Humph, looking even dumber today, eh.
[07:30] ---
    I shattered the damn thing!
[07:32] ---
    Oh no, what do I do?
    I thought it was unbreakable!
[07:36] ---
    So that's what happened.
[07:39] ---
    That means you can't
    go back into the bottle?
[07:43] ---
    No...
[07:44] ---
    Just when I got a little peace and quiet.
[07:47] ---
    Tell me about it.
[07:51] ---
    - I gotta put the bottle back together!
    - I gotta put the bottle back together!
[07:54] ---
    Better fix it fast.
[07:56] ---
    Let's see now…
    This goes here and this goes…
[08:01] ---
    Poot!
[08:01] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[08:04] ---
    You're gonna actually help?
[08:07] ---
    Poot!
[08:08] ---
    Naturally!
    My freakin life depends on it.
[08:12] ---
    Did you fix it?
[08:14] ---
    There!
[08:16] ---
    This should do the trick.
    Now, there's only one thing left to do.
[08:21] ---
    Come on, I know you're in there!
[08:24] ---
    Poot poot!
[08:26] ---
    Please!
    Let me go back into the bottle.
[08:29] ---
    I can't be stuck here with this asshat.
[08:32] ---
    All right! I did it.
[08:34] ---
    Later, Kantaro!
[08:40] ---
    What? Only your hat?
[08:42] ---
    Are you serious?
[08:44] ---
    Oh no.
    I think I just made it so that it lets only little stuff in and out.
[08:50] ---
    Perhaps…
[08:51] ---
    Hey!
[08:52] ---
    Use magic to
    make yourself paper-thin.
[08:54] ---
    Then I can fold you up and…
[08:58] ---
    Oh, I know!
[08:59] ---
    Turn the bottle back into its original form.
[09:03] ---
    Yeah, well, if it were that easy...
[09:06] ---
    Please, little guy!
[09:07] ---
    Come on, do something.
    I'm older than you!
[09:10] ---
    Like that's gonna make me help you.
[09:12] ---
    Whining little bastard.
[09:14] ---
    You wanna go back
    in the bottle too, right?
[09:17] ---
    You don't wanna be small like that
    and stay with me here forever, right?
[09:21] ---
    He got one thing right…
[09:23] ---
    Fine, just this once.
[09:27] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[09:34] ---
    Just when I needed you,
    you screw everything up.
[09:38] ---
    How dare you!
[09:39] ---
    You're the one who broke
    the bottle in the first place!
[09:42] ---
    This is a situation for the
    magic of modern technology.
[09:47] ---
    Um, let's see…
    "3D printer," "Online shopping…"
[09:51] ---
    Whoa, a high-end one
    goes for about five million yen.
[09:55] ---
    Wait, here's one
    around 20,000 yen.
[09:58] ---
    I can use my New Year cash,
[10:00] ---
    the yen I was gonna use
    for the N scale train.
[10:02] ---
    Click that.
[10:03] ---
    Yikes, he actually bought it.
[10:06] ---
    Thank you for your business!
[10:08] ---
    All right.
[10:09] ---
    Now that I have this…
[10:12] ---
    Start!
[10:15] ---
    Processing.
[10:17] ---
    It's done!
[10:21] ---
    But it's…
[10:23] ---
    It's all small.
[10:25] ---
    That thing won't work.
[10:28] ---
    It even got all the
    seams and cracks right.
[10:31] ---
    We don't care about seems and cracks.
[10:34] ---
    Damn.
[10:35] ---
    I guess you get what you pay for…
[10:39] ---
    Oh no.
[10:45] ---
    This is Akubi's hat.
[10:48] ---
    Damn, I must have really messed
    it up by trying to fix it.
[10:51] ---
    You managed to screw up
    how time works too, numbnuts.
[10:56] ---
    I'm gonna go check out
    some electronic stores.
[10:59] ---
    Take me with you.
[11:01] ---
    Looks like I get a piece of the action now.
[11:04] ---
    I'm flying, I'm flying.
[11:05] ---
    - I'm not a baby sling!
    - We're here.
[11:08] ---
    I think there was a pro 3D
    printer shop around here.
[11:14] ---
    Poo?
[11:14] ---
    Oh, there it is.
    It's over there.
[11:15] ---
    3D PRINTER
[11:18] ---
    What? This broken bottle?
[11:20] ---
    Yes, I'd like to make a copy of the original.
[11:24] ---
    But with it looking like this…
[11:27] ---
    I need scan data of the bottle
    before it broke.
[11:30] ---
    3D PRINTER
[11:34] ---
    So what happened to
    the magic of modern technology?
[11:38] ---
    What's your genius plan now?
[11:43] ---
    A pottery class!
[11:47] ---
    Right! Why didn't I think of this?
[11:49] ---
    Don't tell me he's thinking of
    making his own magic bottle?!
[11:55] ---
    HOME CENTER
[11:59] ---
    There are so many different types
    of clay to make pottery.
[12:02] ---
    Does he seriously think
    he can make one?
[12:06] ---
    Hey, Kan! And the little guy!
[12:10] ---
    Oh, Manpukuzaka.
    What brings you here?
[12:13] ---
    Oh, I came to get some clay.
[12:16] ---
    What? You're a potter?
[12:18] ---
    Yeah, well, you know what they say,
    the plate makes the dish.
[12:22] ---
    Really? That's how it goes?
[12:24] ---
    I'm surprised
    you're interested in pottery.
[12:28] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
    I wanna make a bottle.
[12:31] ---
    Then you wanna join me?
[12:32] ---
    I'm heading over to
    my pottery class now.
[12:36] ---
    POTTERY CLASS
[12:41] ---
    Great job, Manpukuzaka.
[12:44] ---
    Wow, he really can spin that thing.
[12:48] ---
    Poot poot.
[12:50] ---
    So, you must be
    Manpukuzaka's friend, Yotayama.
[12:54] ---
    Yes!
[12:57] ---
    First, you'll knead this clay.
    All right?
[13:00] ---
    Huh…knead?
    How do I do that?
[13:04] ---
    What a bunch of crap,**just
    make the damn thing.
[13:08] ---
    Hmm…like this?
[13:11] ---
    Oh, Kan! No no no!
[13:14] ---
    Huh?
[13:15] ---
    Put all your weight on
    and knead it.
[13:17] ---
    Okay.
[13:18] ---
    Clay is made from soil!
    Soil is earth!
[13:22] ---
    All food comes from the earth.
[13:25] ---
    Let us give thanks to the clay
    knead, knead, knead!
[13:28] ---
    Okay!
[13:29] ---
    Mitsuru Manpukuzaka…
[13:32] ---
    I thought his hobby was stuffing his face,
[13:34] ---
    turns out he's good at
    being a total douche too.
[13:36] ---
    After kneading, shape into a manju!
[13:39] ---
    Okay.
[13:41] ---
    I did it.
[13:44] ---
    Next is sculpting.
[13:45] ---
    You can sculpt in any number of ways, a
    potter's wheel or just your hands work.
[13:50] ---
    You said you want to
    make a bottle, right?
[13:53] ---
    Yep, you got it.
[13:55] ---
    Then you use a potter's wheel.
[13:57] ---
    But it's not easy
    if you're just starting out.
[14:00] ---
    I think you should make
    a plate or bowl first.
[14:03] ---
    No, it has to be a bottle.
[14:05] ---
    Otherwise,
    I'll be trapped with him forever…
[14:07] ---
    Poot…
[14:08] ---
    Huh? What about him?
[14:11] ---
    Oh… it doesn't matter,
    teach me the way of the wheel, Manpukuzaka!
[14:15] ---
    I mean, Manpukuzaka-sensei!
[14:18] ---
    Sensei, huh?
[14:20] ---
    Ok, that works.
[14:25] ---
    Kan, you need to relax.
[14:28] ---
    Like this?
[14:29] ---
    No, like this.
[14:32] ---
    Caress the clay…
[14:33] ---
    Like you're gently stroking
    bread dough before it rises…
[14:38] ---
    Bread dough… Like this?
[14:42] ---
    One more time.
    You can do it, Kan.
[14:45] ---
    Gently coax it, as if
    handling dough before the rise…
[14:47] ---
    Yes, sensei!
[14:50] ---
    Poot.
[14:51] ---
    Easy as manju.
[14:53] ---
    I'm done!
[14:55] ---
    So what part of this
    is a magic bottle?
[14:58] ---
    That was hard.
[15:02] ---
    Oops, I yawned.
    That means, Akubi will…
[15:06] ---
    Poot!
[15:08] ---
    I yawned,
    but she's not coming out.
[15:15] ---
    Poot poot!
[15:18] ---
    This is the vest Akubi was wearing.
[15:21] ---
    Damn, I knew I couldn't make a bottle.
[15:25] ---
    Does that mean
    I'll never see Akubi again…?
[15:27] ---
    I wish you'd just go away!
[15:31] ---
    Why did I say that?
[15:35] ---
    Too late now, buddy.
[15:38] ---
    All right!
[15:39] ---
    Poo?
[15:39] ---
    I'm gonna do it
    no matter how many times it takes.
[15:43] ---
    I'll smoosh this up and need it in.
    That'll work!
[15:45] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's a way.
[15:47] ---
    It's done!
[15:53] ---
    Yeah right!
[15:54] ---
    Damn!
[15:56] ---
    One more time!
[15:58] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's a way.
[16:00] ---
    Did it.
[16:04] ---
    Now, her shoe?
[16:07] ---
    Okay, one more time!
[16:09] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's a way.
[16:14] ---
    Do it!
[16:16] ---
    I'm done.
[16:21] ---
    This is painful to watch…
[16:24] ---
    Can't win every time.
[16:27] ---
    It's done!
[16:28] ---
    It's the best one I've made so far.
    I'm sure this will…
[16:40] ---
    She's not coming out.
[16:42] ---
    You're in for the surprise of your life,
    if she comes out now…
[16:46] ---
    Akubi…
[16:48] ---
    Wait, this is…!!
[16:52] ---
    So that means,
    right now in the bottle, Akubi is…
[16:59] ---
    No way!
[17:01] ---
    Poot!
[17:01] ---
    Hey, try and control yourself!
[17:04] ---
    Hey, Kan!
    You've gotten a lot better.
[17:08] ---
    No… It's still not good enough.
[17:11] ---
    I have to make it
    look exactly like this.
[17:13] ---
    Like this?
    It's certainly interesting.
[17:17] ---
    Oh? This material is unusual.
[17:20] ---
    The material?
[17:21] ---
    You wouldn't be able to make this
    with store-bought clay.
[17:23] ---
    Then where can I get it?
[17:26] ---
    Now that you mention it, I heard there's
    this almost mystical white clay.
[17:31] ---
    Supposedly some illusive potter used it,
[17:34] ---
    they used to call him the Ceramic Sorcerer.
[17:36] ---
    But you can only find it
    deep in the mountains.
[17:38] ---
    Finally, I was born to do this.
[17:41] ---
    So, Kan.
    Are we going the right way?
[17:44] ---
    Yeah, I think so.
[17:46] ---
    You mean magic carpets
    don't have GPS?
[17:51] ---
    You did not just say that.
[17:52] ---
    Hey, watch it!
[17:56] ---
    Of course now I'm in the
    middle of nowhere with him.
[17:59] ---
    Oh, it's around here.
[18:01] ---
    Go down.
[18:02] ---
    Like I have a choice.
    Fine.
[18:06] ---
    Where could it be?
[18:08] ---
    Where the hell is that mystical clay…
[18:14] ---
    Are you okay, Magic Carpet?
[18:16] ---
    Don't worry about me.
    You must carry on.
[18:19] ---
    But…
[18:20] ---
    Please. Just go!
    Find the mystical white clay!
[18:24] ---
    Magic Carpet…
[18:26] ---
    Fine, but I promise I will come back.
[18:30] ---
    Oh puhleeze,
    just get a room already.
[18:48] ---
    Oh! There it is!
[18:55] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's a way.
[18:57] ---
    POTTERY CLASS
[18:57] ---
    It's done!
[18:59] ---
    This is the magic bottle
    made with the mystical white clay.
[19:04] ---
    I guess you did at least try.
[19:07] ---
    I've never stayed up all night like that.
[19:11] ---
    I'm exhausted. So sleepy…
[19:18] ---
    Oh? How come?
    Hey, Akubi! What's going on?
[19:22] ---
    Please come out, Akubi!
[19:25] ---
    Nothing from this either…
[19:27] ---
    Even mystical clay won't work…
[19:32] ---
    Will Akubi never come out again?
[19:34] ---
    What have I done?
    God, what have I done?
[19:40] ---
    Are you serious?
[19:41] ---
    He's crying…
[19:43] ---
    I never knew his feelings
    for Sis were so intense…
[19:48] ---
    I come uninvited,
    but here I am. Ta-daa!
[19:51] ---
    Father?
[19:52] ---
    How did you get here?
    The magic bottle is broken!
[19:56] ---
    I was out for a walk.
[19:58] ---
    I'm the king of the genie world,
    so even if no one summons me,
[20:02] ---
    I can still appear as I wish.
[20:06] ---
    Really? So you left
    before the bottle broke…
[20:10] ---
    That is correct.
[20:12] ---
    That means Akubi is all alone
    inside the bottle right now…
[20:16] ---
    Fear not, Kan.
    Abracadabra.
[20:24] ---
    Oh! It's back to normal.
    Thank you! Thank you, king!
[20:29] ---
    So things did work out.
[20:32] ---
    Oh no, this is bad.
    We can't summon Sis right now!
[20:37] ---
    What a relief.
    I can finally rest.
[20:43] ---
    No, wait!
    You can't summon her now!
[20:48] ---
    - Your yawn can mean only one thing.
    - Oh no!
[20:52] ---
    Oh, Little Bro, you're here?
[20:55] ---
    Phew.
[20:57] ---
    Akubi!
[20:59] ---
    Kan! How dare you say such
    horrible things to me!
[21:03] ---
    Huh?
[21:04] ---
    Listen. You're doing an internship,
    even if I have to hogtie you myself.
[21:08] ---
    That sounds scary.
[21:11] ---
    Oh? Father, you're here?
[21:13] ---
    Come to think of it, where are we?
[21:17] ---
    And what's this bottle?
[21:19] ---
    Oh, this is…well…
[21:21] ---
    Don't tell me you made this, Kan?
    That's amazing.
[21:25] ---
    Well, yeah…
[21:26] ---
    But why a bottle?
[21:28] ---
    That's…
[21:30] ---
    Oh, I know! You found your dream!
    You want to be a potter!
[21:35] ---
    Right?
[21:36] ---
    What? No…
[21:38] ---
    Well if that's the case,
[21:39] ---
    we have to get you
    throwing some pottery!
[21:42] ---
    Yeah!!
[21:42] ---
    I said that's not it!
[21:44] ---
    Oh man.
[21:46] ---
    If I knew this would happen,
    I wouldn't have bothered!
[21:51] ---
    Hey!
    Didya forget about little old me?!
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:12] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:22] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:45] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:01] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Ruff, ruff.
[23:27] ---
    Bow wow.
[23:29] ---
    Hmm, I see…
[23:30] ---
    Yap yap
[23:32] ---
    Arf-arf…
[23:33] ---
    Ruff ruff.
[23:35] ---
    And then what happens?
[23:37] ---
    Ruff ruff
[23:38] ---
    Bow wow
[23:39] ---
    Poo poo poot!
[23:42] ---
    That sounds interesting.
[23:45] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020:
[23:48] ---
    KAN TURNS INTO A DOG
[23:48] ---
    Kan Turns Into a Dog.
[23:51] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:52] ---
    Sit and wait, okay?
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E10 - Kan Turns Into a Dog!

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[00:06] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:08] ---
    And today!
[00:09] ---
    It's that time again.
[00:12] ---
    Let's talk about pets!
[00:14] ---
    Everyone's wild about cats nowadays,
[00:17] ---
    and that doesn't seem to be
    changing anytime soon.
[00:19] ---
    The number of cat owners
    is skyrocketing.
[00:25] ---
    Fifty years ago, more people
    had birds than cats.
[00:30] ---
    Is that right?
[00:32] ---
    Yes, and in the 70s,
    Java sparrows were all the craze.
[00:37] ---
    What kind of a bird is
    a Java sparrow?
[00:39] ---
    They're quite sociable and friendly.
[00:41] ---
    They're even easy to raise.
[00:44] ---
    A lot of people raised them
    from chicks.
[00:47] ---
    So cute!
[00:49] ---
    Were dogs like Bull-kou popular
    fifty years ago?
[00:53] ---
    Well I wouldn't say
    they were popular per se…
[00:57] ---
    Most people had them
    as guard dogs.
[01:01] ---
    Not so many people have bulldogs now.
[01:04] ---
    I heard there are only
    about eight hundred in all Japan.
[01:08] ---
    What? That's it?
[01:12] ---
    What a shame.
[01:16] ---
    Wow, in just fifty years.
[01:18] ---
    - Amazing!
    - Amazing!
[01:33] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:41] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:48] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:59] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:08] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:12] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:18] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:22] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:26] ---
    Achoo!
[02:35] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:38] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:51] ---
    PARK
    KAN TURNS INTO A DOG!
[02:54] ---
    Ta-dah! You're looking at a big softie
    who's got all his papers.
[02:58] ---
    Meet Bullgon,
    the creme de la creme of bulldogs!
[03:02] ---
    Oh? He looks just like Bull-kou.
[03:05] ---
    Well, what do ya think?
    He's cute, isn't he?
[03:07] ---
    Well, I mean, he is...
    sturdy looking for sure…
[03:10] ---
    Can little Bullgon do any neat tricks?
[03:13] ---
    Of course he can. Check this out.
[03:15] ---
    Bullgon sweetie, let's shake.
[03:16] ---
    Come on, give Daddy a shake.
[03:18] ---
    Yeah, good boy—!
[03:22] ---
    Huh!
[03:24] ---
    Hey... naughty, naughty boy!
[03:27] ---
    Phew, how was that?
    Isn't he amazing?
[03:30] ---
    So next, sit up!
[03:33] ---
    No, not my clothes!
[03:37] ---
    He doesn't listen at all.
[03:39] ---
    Bullgon, stop, stop… Ohh!
[03:43] ---
    Go fetch!
[03:48] ---
    Come on, Bullgon. I got the ball.
[03:50] ---
    Yay!
[03:52] ---
    So? Isn't he cute?
[03:58] ---
    Well, we haven't taken him to the Dog
    Maestro yet, so that's a wrap for now.
[04:02] ---
    Dog maestro? What's that?
[04:04] ---
    They teach the necessary skills
[04:07] ---
    for dogs and humans to happily coexist.
[04:09] ---
    Wow.
[04:11] ---
    And my maestro is gonna be this guy.
[04:15] ---
    Milano Inugami, one of the best
    dog trainers in the entire world.
[04:20] ---
    He can tame even
    the meanest, most stubborn dogs.
[04:23] ---
    They call him the Miracle Maestro.
[04:25] ---
    Wow.
[04:27] ---
    Don't give up, everyone!
    No matter how naughty, every doggy is a sweetie!
[04:33] ---
    So? Pretty amazing, huh?
[04:40] ---
    He'd better get him to the maestro fast.
[04:42] ---
    Yeah.
[04:45] ---
    Kan! I wanna see this person
    called the Dog Maestro.
[04:48] ---
    What? Just look him up
    on your phone later.
[04:51] ---
    Kan! Come on, I just wanna look.
[04:53] ---
    Besides, I don't want
    to bother Kaneamari…
[04:55] ---
    What? No bother.
    You can come if you want.
[04:59] ---
    Really? Yay!
[05:01] ---
    This is gonna be so fun, Kan.
    A real dog maestro!
[05:05] ---
    We're just gonna watch.
    That's it, okay?
[05:07] ---
    Don't be fooled!
[05:11] ---
    We're here.
[05:14] ---
    So this is
    the doggy training center.
[05:18] ---
    I guess it has to be way out of the city
    or else people would complain about the barking.
[05:25] ---
    DOG RUN
[05:28] ---
    What the heck is that car doing out here!
[05:35] ---
    Oh my, it's hard to tell who owns whom.
[05:38] ---
    You must be tired from
    the long trip.
[05:40] ---
    Come, Bullgon, let's go.
[05:42] ---
    They're gonna make you a new—
[05:45] ---
    You'll walk out a brand new...
    You're gonna be a new…!
[05:52] ---
    He fell in!
[05:54] ---
    H-Help me!
[05:56] ---
    Kaneamari!
[06:02] ---
    Somebody! Whoa, what on earth?
[06:07] ---
    Phew, thank god.
[06:09] ---
    Thank goodness.
[06:11] ---
    Wow, what's that?
[06:13] ---
    Feet?
[06:14] ---
    Why are there feet?
[06:16] ---
    Oh, they're sinking.
[06:21] ---
    What the?
[06:37] ---
    No matter how naughty
    every doggy is a sweetie!
[06:41] ---
    That was some entrance!
[06:44] ---
    Finally!
[06:46] ---
    So sorry to have frightened you.
[06:49] ---
    I was paddling with my canines.
[06:52] ---
    This is all so that the little ones
    learn to be calm in any situation.
[06:58] ---
    Wow.
[07:00] ---
    Goodness.
    I'm overdue for an introduction.
[07:01] ---
    I'm Milano Inugami,
    the Dog Maestro.
[07:03] ---
    MILANO INUGAMI
[07:05] ---
    It's a pleasure.
[07:07] ---
    Take good care of my
    baby Bullgon, Milano—!
[07:11] ---
    So that child is Kaneamari, huh?
[07:14] ---
    I see… He has quite the naughty boy.
[07:18] ---
    Then who, pray tell, are you all?
[07:20] ---
    Kan over here really
    looks up to dog trainers.
[07:23] ---
    Is it okay if he helps you today?
[07:27] ---
    What? You can't just...
[07:29] ---
    Oh, is that so?
    Aren't you two just the cutest!
[07:34] ---
    Sure, you can help.
[07:36] ---
    Yes! All right, Kan!
[07:39] ---
    Your dog-trainer internship starts now.
[07:42] ---
    You said you just wanted to watch,
[07:44] ---
    so this was your plan all along.
[07:46] ---
    Oh, did I say that?
[07:49] ---
    See? You got fooled.
[07:52] ---
    You look great, Kan.
[07:53] ---
    Why am I the only one
    dressed like this…?
[07:56] ---
    First, we get sweet Bullgon into the crate.
[07:59] ---
    Sounds like a good start.
[08:00] ---
    No…
[08:03] ---
    Stop, Bullgon, Stop!
[08:06] ---
    Yep, this is gonna be a total disaster.
[08:10] ---
    We have a bit of a rough patch...
[08:12] ---
    But don't give up!
[08:15] ---
    No matter how naughty…
[08:17] ---
    …every doggy is a sweetie!
[08:22] ---
    No pouting now.
    Come on, all together now!
[08:27] ---
    Every doggy is…
[08:29] ---
    - …a sweetie!
    - …a sweetie!
[08:33] ---
    Milano's tip number one.
[08:34] ---
    When it comes to bigger dogs,
    collars are better than harnesses.
[08:41] ---
    I can't do it!
[08:47] ---
    A harness allows them
    too much autonomy.
[08:50] ---
    Larger, more unruly canines
    are more easily controlled with collars.
[08:56] ---
    Wow…
[08:57] ---
    I see…
[08:58] ---
    Come on, take notes, Kan!
[08:59] ---
    What? I'm supposed to take notes?
[09:01] ---
    By limiting his movements,
[09:03] ---
    you are teaching Bullgon
    that you're the master.
[09:07] ---
    Come on, Kaneamari.
    Try it with this.
[09:11] ---
    Won't he just drag me around again?
[09:14] ---
    Be more confident.
[09:16] ---
    You should be able to control
    his movements better with this.
[09:21] ---
    Now guide Bullgon into his crate.
[09:23] ---
    Good boy, Bullgon…
[09:26] ---
    Come on, Bullgon.
[09:28] ---
    Come, Bullgon... Bullgon…
[09:29] ---
    Oh? He won't go in.
[09:31] ---
    Okay, Kan.
    Help Bullgon into the crate.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, okay.
[09:37] ---
    Hmm, maybe he wants
    a more high-end crate…
[09:41] ---
    Come on, Bullgon. Move up a little…
[09:46] ---
    Kan!
[09:50] ---
    I was sure that was the end!
[10:00] ---
    Poot.
[10:03] ---
    He's here?!
[10:04] ---
    Oh yeah…
[10:05] ---
    Bullgon just broke wind…
[10:09] ---
    Ah…Ah…Ahchoo!
[10:14] ---
    Your wish is my command. Ta-dah!
[10:18] ---
    Oh no, even the king's here!
[10:21] ---
    Where am I?
[10:23] ---
    A straw hut.
[10:25] ---
    Oh? And you are?
[10:26] ---
    I'm King Genie.
    And this is my dear son.
[10:32] ---
    Oh, this is Akubi's father.
[10:34] ---
    He must've been worried
    about her and came.
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I see.
[10:39] ---
    Oh? Bull-kou is here as well.
[10:42] ---
    Bull-kou!
    You've come back to life?
[10:46] ---
    Eek! What's the matter, Bull-kou?
[10:57] ---
    Why would you do that?
[10:59] ---
    Oh no!
[11:01] ---
    I see London, I see France…!
[11:04] ---
    Now that I've observed Bullgon
    , I know how I must proceed.
[11:09] ---
    Sensei, please, you have to help Bullgon!
[11:12] ---
    Bullgon isn't the only one who needs help!
[11:14] ---
    Huh?
[11:15] ---
    You are the reason
    he is acting out, Kaneamari.
[11:21] ---
    What? Me?
[11:24] ---
    But how could it be all Kaneamari's fault?
[11:33] ---
    How would Kaneamari be responsible
    for an animal acting out?
[11:39] ---
    All right! Time for Milano's dog training tip
    number two.
[11:45] ---
    To effectively train a dog,
    its owner must be firm.
[11:50] ---
    I see.
[11:51] ---
    Okay! Kan, take notes.
[11:53] ---
    Again?
[11:54] ---
    You have to be firm?
[11:56] ---
    Yes like yours truly. Ahem!
[12:00] ---
    Man's delusional…
[12:02] ---
    Kaneamari, I get the sense you
    give free rein to Bullgon's desires.
[12:07] ---
    What? What makes you say that?
[12:09] ---
    Just open your eyes.
[12:12] ---
    You mustn't spoil him.
[12:13] ---
    Knowing when and how to
    say no is critical.
[12:19] ---
    I see…
[12:20] ---
    Milano-sensei, I promise to be firm!
[12:25] ---
    Can he do it?
[12:28] ---
    Okay, Kaneamari.
[12:29] ---
    Be firm and let Bullgon know
    incessant barking is unacceptable.
[12:32] ---
    Okay.
[12:33] ---
    Hey, Bullgon.
[12:36] ---
    Please Bullgon baby, stop barking.
[12:39] ---
    He is terrified.
[12:41] ---
    Never ever show your fear.
    Dogs are very intuitive.
[12:48] ---
    B-But…
[12:56] ---
    Kaneamari!
[12:58] ---
    Are you okay, Kaneamari?
[13:00] ---
    No more!
[13:01] ---
    I'm done with all these problems!
[13:06] ---
    Kaneamari!
[13:08] ---
    Milano, I trust you'll fix all of this.
[13:10] ---
    Hey, Kaneamari!
[13:12] ---
    Oh no, he left.
[13:14] ---
    Kaneamari…
[13:18] ---
    So long!
[13:26] ---
    Bullgon…
[13:30] ---
    Bullgon, down.
[13:32] ---
    Bullgon! Down, down!
[13:35] ---
    Milano… He just won't give up.
[13:37] ---
    Come on, Bullgon. Down!
[13:41] ---
    Milano, perhaps you should rest a...
[13:43] ---
    I'm fine.
[13:44] ---
    If I don't begin to change his behavior now,
[13:46] ---
    he'll be deemed too dangerous to own.
[13:50] ---
    Huh?
[13:51] ---
    Kaneamari may not be there yet,
[13:54] ---
    but I've seen many owners
    reject their dogs for good.
[13:57] ---
    I won't let that happen to that poor thing…
[13:59] ---
    I'm his last defense.
[14:03] ---
    I'll make sure
    he gets the training he needs.
[14:06] ---
    I thought Milano's success
    was all in his technique, but…
[14:11] ---
    There's a lot more to it…
[14:14] ---
    Yeah.
[14:15] ---
    - What's really amazing about him
    - Bullgon, sit!
[14:17] ---
    is how he never gives up
    on any dog.
[14:24] ---
    No matter how naughty, every doggy is a sweetie.
    It's true!
[14:29] ---
    I wish there was something
    I could do to help…
[14:32] ---
    Kan.
[14:33] ---
    What has gotten you into such a tizzy?
[14:38] ---
    If only I could understand
    how you're feeling.
[14:42] ---
    Oh I know!
[14:43] ---
    To understand a dog, you have to be a dog.
[14:46] ---
    Right, Kan?
[14:47] ---
    W-What?
[14:49] ---
    No way…
[14:50] ---
    You just said
    you wanted to help Milano.
[14:54] ---
    - I did, but that's not…
    - Now the real show starts!
[14:57] ---
    - Okay, it's decided.
    - What?!
[14:59] ---
    Be a doggy? No thanks.
[15:00] ---
    Are you ready, Kan?
[15:07] ---
    Hocus Pocus!
[15:18] ---
    Oh?
[15:20] ---
    Who does that doggy belong to?
[15:22] ---
    Um, well… This is my dog, Kan.
[15:31] ---
    Oh? Bullgon pepped up.
[15:37] ---
    Funny, he didn't click with any of my dogs…
[15:42] ---
    What? What on earth?
[15:44] ---
    There he goes!
[15:45] ---
    Milano's dog training tip
    number three!
[15:49] ---
    Sniffing hindquarters is a
    type of canine communication.
[15:53] ---
    Don't panic, just observe.
[15:56] ---
    This is humiliating.
[16:00] ---
    Now what?
[16:02] ---
    That's called social grooming.
[16:04] ---
    What's that?
[16:05] ---
    Mutual licking is a sign of affection.
[16:10] ---
    Looks like Bullgon really
    likes that other doggy.
[16:14] ---
    Excellent!
    This is working out wonderfuly.
[16:16] ---
    Come on, lick Bullgon back to show
    you want to be friends too, Kan!
[16:21] ---
    What?!
[16:27] ---
    Come on, Kan. Hurry!
[16:32] ---
    What? You want me to follow you?
[16:34] ---
    This is your chance to be real friends!
[16:36] ---
    Go!
[16:38] ---
    Are you kidding?
[16:39] ---
    You can do it!
[16:44] ---
    He just wanted to play.
[16:49] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:51] ---
    A mantis?
[16:54] ---
    Now I get it, he's just
    a big scaredy-cat.
[16:58] ---
    Just like his owner.
[17:00] ---
    Master Mantis!
[17:03] ---
    So how was it?
[17:05] ---
    Do you understand how he feels now?
[17:07] ---
    No, I don't understand exactly
    why he's so upset,
[17:10] ---
    but I do wanna help him out.
[17:12] ---
    Yeah.
[17:13] ---
    You think you can bring
    Kaneamari back here, Akubi?
[17:18] ---
    Hmm, that may be tough to d
    with my transformation magic.
[17:24] ---
    - Poot!
    - Here we go!
[17:28] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[17:34] ---
    So Bullgon thinks he
    can make a fool of me, huh, well…
[17:37] ---
    Continue on current road.
[17:39] ---
    On second thought…
    take the next right.
[17:42] ---
    Okay, right.
[17:44] ---
    Another right.
[17:46] ---
    Okay, right.
[17:47] ---
    I don't remember passing this.
[17:49] ---
    And go along this road.
[17:51] ---
    This should bring him back.
[17:56] ---
    Hey, Bullgon, stop!
[18:07] ---
    Wait, Bullgon.
[18:09] ---
    Look at him just playing here
    without a care in the world!
[18:13] ---
    How did I end up back here?
[18:15] ---
    Kaneamari! You came back.
[18:18] ---
    I wonder how far
    Kan and Bullgon went.
[18:22] ---
    Poo poo poo…
[18:25] ---
    Oh no, Bullgon and Kan...
    Why are they way over there?
[18:28] ---
    Oh lordy, the recent rains
    have made that cliff unstable.
[18:33] ---
    Oh no!
[18:34] ---
    Let's all get over there.
[18:39] ---
    Easy boy.
[18:43] ---
    Bullgon!
[18:49] ---
    Shit, what now?
[18:51] ---
    Kan!
[18:52] ---
    Akubi, Milano! Bullgon's too scared to move.
[18:57] ---
    Bullgon sweetie!
[18:58] ---
    Wait! If we go now,
    it may collapse.
[19:02] ---
    What?
[19:02] ---
    Kan, guide him, use commands.
[19:06] ---
    What?
[19:07] ---
    Direct him with firmness.
[19:09] ---
    You cannot show him you are afraid.
[19:17] ---
    Kan!
[19:17] ---
    You're the only one!
    Can you do it?
[19:20] ---
    Kan!
[19:26] ---
    All right.
[19:27] ---
    Kan.
[19:30] ---
    He's just scared…
    You have to show him your strength!
[19:41] ---
    Bullgon... come here, boy.
[19:55] ---
    Kan! That was amazing.
[19:58] ---
    Hey, Bullgon. That tickles…
[20:01] ---
    Huh?
[20:07] ---
    Kan!
[20:17] ---
    You did it, Kan!
[20:20] ---
    Huh? What?
[20:22] ---
    Oh thank heavens.
[20:26] ---
    This is not a true story.
[20:29] ---
    Here, Kaneamari.
[20:31] ---
    What you have is a timid dog.
[20:35] ---
    He knew you'd spoil him and
    that's why he was acting selfish.
[20:39] ---
    From this moment onward, you have
    to be able to be firm with him.
[20:45] ---
    Right, Kan?
[20:48] ---
    Got it.
[20:51] ---
    Even Kan could do it.
[20:58] ---
    Bullgon! House!
[21:10] ---
    You did it, Kaneamari!
[21:13] ---
    Good job.
[21:14] ---
    This is a big first step.
[21:16] ---
    When you have to scold them,
    scold them.
[21:18] ---
    But when it's time for praise,
    don't hold back!
[21:24] ---
    Okay ! Bullgon was…
[21:27] ---
    …such a little love
    angel when we first met.
[21:30] ---
    So cute.
[21:33] ---
    I couldn't help but spoil him…
[21:36] ---
    But from now on I promise to do what's
    best for you, including praise, okay?
[21:45] ---
    You did good today, Kan.
[21:47] ---
    You think so?
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:13] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:02] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:28] ---
    Oh, if it isn't
    Kan's pet cat, Bull-ko.
[23:32] ---
    And this is
    Kaneamari's family pet, Bullgon.
[23:34] ---
    Oh, I didn't know
    you were here too Bull-kou.
[23:38] ---
    You wanna play?
[23:42] ---
    Wahh, hey, that tickles.
    Not there.
[23:46] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020.
[23:48] ---
    PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
    DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
[23:48] ---
    PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
    DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
[23:52] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:53] ---
    

Season 1

E11 - Pirarucu? What's That? Does It Taste Good?

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[00:07] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:08] ---
    And today!
[00:09] ---
    We look backwards and forwards.
[00:14] ---
    Wow, sushi.
    Down the hatch!
[00:19] ---
    Today it's all about
    sushi toppings!
[00:22] ---
    So good!
    Fatty tuna is the best!
[00:25] ---
    You know, hardly anyone
    ate tuna during the Edo period.
[00:28] ---
    And they threw the fatty parts away.
[00:31] ---
    But now, tuna is imported
    from all over the world
[00:34] ---
    and people use it for
    sushi all the time.
[00:39] ---
    Salmon is more popular
    than tuna these days.
[00:43] ---
    Fifty years ago, there was
    no such thing as salmon sushi.
[00:46] ---
    Come on, really?
[00:48] ---
    As farming and refrigeration improved,
[00:51] ---
    Atlantic salmon and salmon trout
    became popular sushi toppings.
[00:54] ---
    Hey chef! Give me ten
    more pieces of salmon sushi!
[00:56] ---
    Yes, sir.
[00:57] ---
    – It's so good, I can't stop!
    – Hey, you're not listening at all.
[01:01] ---
    Salmon sushi can be seared, smoked,
    or accented with cheese, even spice.
[01:06] ---
    It's a global hit.
[01:08] ---
    Many places in Japan now have
    developed their own local salmon too.
[01:12] ---
    I'm excited to see
    what the future will bring.
[01:16] ---
    Wow, in just fifty years.
[01:18] ---
    Amazing!
[01:32] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:40] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:48] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:59] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:08] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:12] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:18] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:21] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:26] ---
    Achoo!
[02:34] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:38] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:51] ---
    PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
    DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
[02:55] ---
    The government will investigate
    those involved in the accident…
[02:58] ---
    Let's try feeding it!
[03:01] ---
    A GOOD VALUE
[03:01] ---
    You have thirty minutes
    to take advantage of our sale.
[03:03] ---
    – What a wonder.
    – Wow, it looks scrumptious.
[03:07] ---
    Oh, here's my favorite!
    Oh no, it's gone!
[03:16] ---
    Hey, Kan, did you know about this?
[03:19] ---
    There's this sushi that goes around and around.
    I saw it on TV.
[03:23] ---
    That's nothing special, you know.
[03:26] ---
    What? It is?
[03:28] ---
    Yeah, it either loops around or comes on
    a train to your table.
[03:33] ---
    Really? I'd love to try it.
[03:36] ---
    Conveyor-belt sushi, huh?
[03:38] ---
    That's not a bad idea.
[03:40] ---
    Sushi, huh? Sounds good.
[03:42] ---
    Yeah, okay!
[03:44] ---
    Then it's decided,
    conveyor-belt sushi for lunch it is!
[03:47] ---
    Yay!
[03:48] ---
    Oh goodie!
[03:50] ---
    No one sneezed, and you're here anyway.
[03:53] ---
    I suppose you like sushi?
[03:54] ---
    Ever heard of conveyor-belt sushi?
[03:57] ---
    No, I haven't.
    That's why I'm so excited!
[04:01] ---
    Me too!
[04:02] ---
    You know, they got hamburger sushi too!
[04:06] ---
    Goodness, how simply thrilling!
[04:10] ---
    Pizza! Do they have pizza?
[04:11] ---
    Hmm, I'm not sure about pizza…
[04:16] ---
    Relax, you'll find out soon enough.
[04:19] ---
    Oops.
[04:20] ---
    Oh, that was you.
[04:27] ---
    Call my name, and I shall appear!
[04:30] ---
    Perfect timing.
[04:31] ---
    You can come too, honey.
[04:33] ---
    Poot!
[04:34] ---
    Welcome!
[04:36] ---
    CONVEYOR-BELT SUSHI
    KANEMAWARI
[04:37] ---
    Wow, it's packed.
[04:40] ---
    I'm not surprised,
    it's a popular place.
[04:42] ---
    The sushi's fast, and so are the customers.
[04:46] ---
    Oh, good one!
[04:49] ---
    Is this table to your liking?
[04:51] ---
    Yeah, thanks.
[04:53] ---
    Please use the tablet on your table
    to order from the special menu.
[04:57] ---
    Okay.
[04:58] ---
    Enjoy your meal.
[05:01] ---
    Amazing, a robot is
    is conversing with a real person…
[05:04] ---
    Amazing.
[05:05] ---
    It can communicate better than Little Bro.
[05:08] ---
    Poot poot…
[05:10] ---
    I cannot believe it,
    they have hamburger sushi.
[05:12] ---
    And a pizza sushi too!
[05:15] ---
    Carbohydrates and cheese, huh?
    Sounds fattening.
[05:18] ---
    Just don't order
    the most expensive thing, okay?
[05:21] ---
    And watch out for the
    second most expensive thing, too.
[05:25] ---
    Poot!
[05:25] ---
    KOHADA
[05:25] ---
    Oh, that's my favorite, kohada!
[05:31] ---
    Poot poot!
[05:35] ---
    Would you like to order, too?
[05:38] ---
    What would you like? Tuna mayo?
    Mayo corn? Or shrimp mayo?
[05:43] ---
    Oh, there's egg too.
[05:44] ---
    Don't you dare show
    me that damn kiddy menu.
[05:48] ---
    Oh, a surf clam!
[05:50] ---
    Poo, poo poo poo, poot poot!
    Poo poo, poo poo poot!
[05:55] ---
    I'll show you,
    fancy conveyor-belt sushi!
[05:58] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo
[06:17] ---
    What the hell are you doing?
[06:19] ---
    What have you done, Sir?
[06:21] ---
    Score!
[06:26] ---
    Huh?
[06:27] ---
    Hey, Sir…
[06:29] ---
    Don't be stingy.
[06:34] ---
    Geez, he got us all kicked out.
[06:38] ---
    Damn, I so wanted that tuna.
[06:41] ---
    Poot poot…
[06:42] ---
    Hamburger sushi, we were so close.
[06:45] ---
    I was really looking forward to the
    pizza sushi too.
[06:48] ---
    Maybe I did go a little too far.
[06:51] ---
    What should we do about lunch?
    I haven't made anything at home.
[06:56] ---
    Hey, there might not be automatic sushi,
    but how about a good old sushi bar?
[07:00] ---
    The one I used to go to
    is right up ahead.
[07:03] ---
    Sounds good!
[07:05] ---
    GENKO SUSHI
[07:07] ---
    Genko Sushi?
[07:08] ---
    Looks kinda scary to me.
[07:12] ---
    Hello!
[07:14] ---
    Hi, welcome.
[07:16] ---
    Well, Mr. Yotayama.
    It's been a while.
[07:19] ---
    Yeah, long time no see.
[07:21] ---
    So, who are all the new faces today?
[07:25] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[07:26] ---
    Have a seat.
[07:28] ---
    Um…I'll take six orders of
    your most inexpensive sushi.
[07:32] ---
    Hey, I won't overcharge you!
    Come on, have a seat.
[07:35] ---
    I'm starving.
[07:37] ---
    Poot.
[07:38] ---
    Um, well, do you have hamburger sushi?
[07:42] ---
    You know, I'll let it go since
    you're clearly visiting.
[07:45] ---
    But any sushi chef worth
    his salt would show you
[07:47] ---
    the door for a request like that.
[07:49] ---
    But why?
[07:51] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[07:53] ---
    They're totally clueless when
    it comes to Japanese customs.
[07:56] ---
    Yeah, okay.
    Here you go.
[07:59] ---
    Flounder in season.
[08:00] ---
    Thank you!
[08:06] ---
    This is scrumdiddlyumptious!
[08:08] ---
    This totally is the best sushi
    I've ever had.
[08:12] ---
    Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna keep
    making 'em so keep eating, okay?
[08:15] ---
    Um…just in moderation, okay?
[08:18] ---
    I told you I won't overcharge!
[08:20] ---
    I got no other customers anyway.
[08:23] ---
    Don't want to waste the fish,
    so eat up!
[08:26] ---
    It's so delicious.
[08:27] ---
    How is it that you
    have no other customers here?
[08:29] ---
    Everyone wants that fancy modern sushi.
[08:33] ---
    I'm grateful for
    customers like you.
[08:37] ---
    Here you go.
    For the little kiddies.
[08:40] ---
    Wow, it's so cute.
[08:43] ---
    Give me ordinary sushi any day…
[08:45] ---
    Little boy, are you bored?
    Whaddya think about that?
[08:48] ---
    Poot…
[08:50] ---
    – Cool! It's a shrimp.
    – Poot!
[08:52] ---
    That's called
    a bamboo leaf cutting.
[08:54] ---
    Come on, eat up now.
[08:56] ---
    – Okay!
    – Poot.
[08:57] ---
    SUSHI
[08:58] ---
    Geba Geba Pii!
[08:59] ---
    GENKO SUSHI
[09:00] ---
    It was wonderful.
[09:02] ---
    Yes, thank you.
    We'll be back.
[09:04] ---
    For sure.
[09:05] ---
    Me too!
[09:06] ---
    Poot poot!
[09:07] ---
    Me three!
[09:08] ---
    Hopefully before I go belly up!
[09:11] ---
    Please don't say that…
[09:13] ---
    Poot…
[09:14] ---
    I guess sushi bars like mine
    are just a dying breed…
[09:19] ---
    Just kidding.
[09:22] ---
    Restaurants as delicious as that
    must always stay in business.
[09:27] ---
    Yeah, conveyor-belt sushi is fun,
    but it just can't compare with that chef.
[09:31] ---
    Poot.
[09:32] ---
    Oh I see…
[09:34] ---
    To attract customers,
[09:36] ---
    the modern sushi places serve
    huge pieces of tuna and salmon.
[09:38] ---
    LOVED BY BOTH ADULTS AND KIDS
    SALMON
[09:41] ---
    If we can just get Genko Sushi to
    use some major big toppings,
[09:45] ---
    it'll get the customers it needs.
[09:48] ---
    Hey, how about this guy?
    Pirarucu from the Amazon!
[09:51] ---
    – Whoa!
    – Poot.
[09:53] ---
    It is gargantuan.
[09:55] ---
    Apparently, it's the world's
    largest freshwater fish!
[09:58] ---
    But I wonder how it tastes.
[10:00] ---
    The local people eat it,
    so it must be good.
[10:04] ---
    You don't have to go to
    the Amazon to get one.
[10:06] ---
    We can get one online.
[10:09] ---
    Oh? This one's small.
[10:12] ---
    Yikes, it's so expensive!
[10:13] ---
    Ah, can't do it.
[10:14] ---
    I've already used up
    my New Year's money.
[10:16] ---
    Then how about if
    we go and catch one?
[10:19] ---
    Amazon is on the other side
    of the world, you know.
[10:21] ---
    We can go on Magic Carpet.
[10:24] ---
    Oh no, the other side
    of the world is far even for me.
[10:28] ---
    Oh yeah?
[10:29] ---
    In that case,
    we'll use the magic bottle.
[10:32] ---
    What? The magic bottle?
[10:38] ---
    You should know this, Akubi.
[10:40] ---
    The magic bottle can be a door
[10:43] ---
    to anywhere your heart desires.
[10:46] ---
    A door to anywhere in the world.
[10:48] ---
    I would say you could call it the Anywhere—
[10:50] ---
    Father, let's please go.
[10:51] ---
    Okay, let's go.
    Let's see now…
[10:54] ---
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
[10:59] ---
    Come on, you two, help me.
[11:01] ---
    It's the ceremony of the traveler.
[11:04] ---
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
[11:09] ---
    Almost there!
[11:11] ---
    Come on, Kan. You too!
[11:12] ---
    What? Me?
[11:14] ---
    Don't you want to save
    Genko Sushi?
[11:17] ---
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
[11:22] ---
    Oh, the magic bottle…
[11:23] ---
    Please connect us to
    the Amazon where the pirarucu live.
[11:27] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[11:31] ---
    What? I'm going too?
[11:37] ---
    Kan!
[11:38] ---
    Oh? Akubi?
[11:40] ---
    Who knew you could do
    this with the magic bottle?
[11:44] ---
    Yeah, who knew?
[11:47] ---
    This makes traveling
    long distances a snap.
[11:50] ---
    Someday, you two will do the same.
[11:53] ---
    All right!
[12:06] ---
    Ouch, another rough landing.
[12:09] ---
    And then after that.
[12:11] ---
    Blast it, I'm not your shoes!
[12:14] ---
    Please, patience, patience.
[12:16] ---
    So Kan, how do we catch
    a pirarucu?
[12:20] ---
    First, we need a heavy-duty fishing pole…
[12:24] ---
    Heavy-duty fishing pole, check.
[12:26] ---
    Now stick the bait on and throw it in.
[12:28] ---
    There.
[12:31] ---
    Now we wait for a bite.
[12:33] ---
    This is not so hard after all.
[12:35] ---
    Father.
[12:36] ---
    Looks like I already got one.
[12:38] ---
    Here we go!
[12:41] ---
    Owie owie oh!
[12:43] ---
    PIRARUCU
    PIRANHA
[12:43] ---
    That's not a pirarucu.
    That's a piranha.
[12:47] ---
    Never mind, never mind.
[12:52] ---
    Got one!
[12:53] ---
    Watch out for piranhas!
[12:57] ---
    It's a pirarucu!
[13:03] ---
    Hang in there!
[13:04] ---
    Poot!
[13:09] ---
    We did it!
[13:10] ---
    Indeed!
[13:17] ---
    Mr. Genko Sushi!
[13:21] ---
    Behold, your new sushi secret weapon.
[13:23] ---
    It'll be your claim to fame,
    everyone will wanna try it,
[13:26] ---
    it'll make you a sushi celebrity.
[13:29] ---
    What in god's name is it?
[13:31] ---
    Pirarucu from the Amazon.
[13:33] ---
    I can't serve that monstrosity!
    Take it back!
[13:35] ---
    What?
[13:36] ---
    Besides, I use exclusively
    freshly caught domestic fish.
[13:39] ---
    Take it back.
[13:41] ---
    I'll take it back.
[13:50] ---
    In old Tokyo, Edo, sushi was
    made with fish caught in Tokyo Bay.
[13:55] ---
    There were classic toppings,
    like conger-eel, kohadaand squid…
[13:58] ---
    SOY-MARINATED TUNA KOHADA
    SQUID CONGER-EEL
[14:02] ---
    Squid, huh?
[14:03] ---
    Then how about this one?
[14:05] ---
    A giant squid that's found in
    Ogasawara Island far off Tokyo Bay.
[14:10] ---
    Geez, it's humongous.
[14:13] ---
    A giant?
    Wow, that's just like you, Father.
[14:15] ---
    Well, it's in Japanese waters,
    so that should make him happy.
[14:18] ---
    Okay, time to travel.
[14:20] ---
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
    Arabin Dobin Door Chabin.
[14:25] ---
    Connect us to the seas of
    Ogasawara where giant squids live!
[14:33] ---
    Not again.
[14:34] ---
    Go!
[14:38] ---
    By any chance,
    are we going to make a water landing?
[14:42] ---
    That is correct.
[14:44] ---
    It should be okay.
    We have Magic Carpet.
[14:47] ---
    What? Then what about my shoes?
[14:49] ---
    Say what?!
[14:50] ---
    You don't have to
    worry about that.
[14:54] ---
    Oh, my shoes!
[14:55] ---
    Those are the least of our worries!
[14:58] ---
    I've taken care of that too.
[15:02] ---
    Abracadabra.
[15:06] ---
    OGASAWARA
[15:19] ---
    Wow, it just goes on forever.
[15:23] ---
    So, Kan. How do we catch
    a giant squid?
[15:28] ---
    No clue.
[15:30] ---
    – What?
    – Poot!
[15:31] ---
    I looked it up on my phone,
    but couldn't find anything.
[15:34] ---
    But you can probably use the same bait
    as a regular squid,
[15:35] ---
    EGI (BAIT FOR SQUID FISHING)
    SQUID HOOK
    (SQUIDS GET CAUGHT AND STUCK)
    WATER DEPTH 700 METERS
[15:37] ---
    just make it bigger.
[15:39] ---
    I mean, a squid is a squid is a squid.
[15:41] ---
    STURDY ROD
[15:41] ---
    STURDY LINE
[15:41] ---
    WEIGHT
[15:41] ---
    Should work.
[15:46] ---
    I think the jig hit the bottom.
[15:48] ---
    Now all we do is wait.
[15:50] ---
    I'm waiting.
[15:56] ---
    The biggest one ever found was
    about 14 meters long.
[16:00] ---
    So what?
[16:02] ---
    Sperm whales are
    its natural enemy.
[16:05] ---
    Who gives a crap about a giant squid anyway.
[16:11] ---
    Nothing!!
[16:15] ---
    You sure they hide out around here?
[16:18] ---
    Yeah, I mean, I think so…
[16:22] ---
    But it's the ocean, it could be anywhere.
[16:26] ---
    Akubi, use your magic
    to have a look around.
[16:30] ---
    What? With my magic?
[16:32] ---
    You've been training in
    the human world for a while now.
[16:36] ---
    I'm sure your magic has improved.
[16:39] ---
    Okay!
[16:43] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[16:50] ---
    Here I go!
[16:54] ---
    Way to go, Sis!
[17:06] ---
    WATER DEPTH 700 METERS
[17:11] ---
    Doesn't look like there are
    any around the jig.
[17:15] ---
    I wonder where they are.
[17:31] ---
    Darn, still nothing.
[17:34] ---
    And Akubi hasn't come back either.
[17:36] ---
    Poot.
[17:38] ---
    Maybe there just aren't any
    giant squids after all…
[17:43] ---
    Hey, Akubi! How was it?
[17:50] ---
    A giant squid!
[17:51] ---
    It's chasing Akubi?
[17:53] ---
    Oh lordy, goodness gracious,
    let's see, I gotta have something!
[17:58] ---
    Oh, what do I do, what do I do?
[18:06] ---
    Magic Carpet!
[18:07] ---
    Yeah!
[18:11] ---
    Akubi! Akubi!
[18:14] ---
    Akubi!
[18:16] ---
    Kan!
[18:19] ---
    Akubi.
[18:21] ---
    Kan.
[18:33] ---
    Kan.
[18:43] ---
    Hey, let go of Akubi!
[18:46] ---
    Hey! You!
[18:48] ---
    Let go! Let go!
[18:50] ---
    Let go! Let go!
[18:52] ---
    Let go!
[19:05] ---
    – Yay, we did it!
    – Poot.
[19:11] ---
    You okay, Akubi?
[19:13] ---
    Yeah… Thanks, Kan.
[19:21] ---
    The giant squid may've escaped,
    but we got its tentacle.
[19:26] ---
    It'll make plenty of sushi.
[19:29] ---
    Mr. Genko Sushi's going to be so happy.
[19:33] ---
    Let's hurry back.
[19:34] ---
    Poot!
[19:35] ---
    GENKO SUSHI
[19:37] ---
    I certainly appreciate all the trouble,
[19:40] ---
    but, boiled or grilled,
    this thing is inedible.
[19:43] ---
    What? Giant squids
    don't taste good?
[19:46] ---
    Let's see. Let me try…
[19:50] ---
    Bleurgh, it is disgusting!
[19:55] ---
    I was so sure that giant squid would
    be a surprise hit for this place.
[20:00] ---
    Sorry kid, I know you
    did your darndest.
[20:04] ---
    No, I'm sorry we couldn't be
    more helpful.
[20:08] ---
    Well. Since you're here…
[20:13] ---
    Try this.
[20:15] ---
    What's this?
[20:16] ---
    The sush has your face, Father.
[20:18] ---
    There's Akubi and the little guy too.
[20:20] ---
    I was just fooling around.
[20:24] ---
    It's delicious.
[20:26] ---
    Yeah, yummy.
[20:28] ---
    Really? Is it that good?
[20:31] ---
    You're a genius.
    It's King Genie sushi!
[20:33] ---
    King Genie sushi, huh?
[20:35] ---
    Sounds like that'll
    bring in some business.
[20:38] ---
    And then after that.
[20:40] ---
    CONVEYOR-BELT SUSHI KANEMAWARI
[20:44] ---
    Busy as always.
[20:46] ---
    I wonder if Genko Sushi
    is empty again.
[20:50] ---
    Can we space out
    a bit more?
[20:51] ---
    GENKO SUSHI
[20:53] ---
    There's a line at Genko Sushi!
[20:55] ---
    What the heck's going on?
[20:57] ---
    KING GENIE SUSHI
[21:00] ---
    King Genie sushi?
[21:02] ---
    Thank you!
[21:05] ---
    Oh, Kan?
[21:08] ---
    Manpukuzaka! By any chance,
    is that the King Genie sushi?
[21:11] ---
    Yes sir.
    Specifically, it is Tokyo-style King Genie sushi.
[21:14] ---
    Everyone raves about it.
[21:16] ---
    You don't say...
[21:18] ---
    Just look.
[21:19] ---
    Behind this whimsical design of edible art
[21:22] ---
    lies a symphony of flavors
    made possible only by a master sushi chef.
[21:32] ---
    Mmm, it's like a parade
    of delectable delights.
[21:39] ---
    I wonder what makes Father Tokyo-style?
[21:43] ---
    I don't know,
[21:44] ---
    but that owner had a better head
    for business than I thought.
[21:48] ---
    Instead of Tokyo-style,
[21:50] ---
    I wish he would've called my sushi,
    handsome genie style.
[22:05] ---
    Another satisfying yawn
[22:09] ---
    Another satisfying meal
[22:13] ---
    You know yawns are contagious
[22:18] ---
    Happiness is being with you
[22:22] ---
    Even if we’re far, far apart
[22:26] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let’s jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it’s all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray, our dreams
    will come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it’s all right,
[22:59] ---
    there will be sun
[23:00] ---
    You know we're always
    better together
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray, we send happiness
    to one another
[23:11] ---
    all 'round the world
[23:13] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    A seven-colored wonder dream.
[23:28] ---
    I'm Nanako Yumemigachi.
[23:29] ---
    I'm Mihoshi Amanogawa.
[23:31] ---
    Mamenoki's fireworks festival
    is just around the corner!
[23:33] ---
    So tell me then,
    describe the perfect fireworks night.
[23:36] ---
    I'd be wearing my cotton kimono
[23:37] ---
    and I'd be having fun on my date
    we'd all be on dates.
[23:39] ---
    I want to be on a hill
    far from the fireworks
[23:42] ---
    and quietly watch them alone
    with my date.
[23:44] ---
    And then, you know…
[23:47] ---
    The next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:48] ---
    PREVIEW
    DREAM DATE AT THE FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
[23:51] ---
    Dream Date at the Fireworks Festival.
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E12 - Dream Date at the Fireworks Festival

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[00:06] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:08] ---
    And today!
[00:09] ---
    Let's compare the two.
[00:11] ---
    Rain, Rain…
[00:13] ---
    Go away!
[00:16] ---
    Yay! It'll be sunny.
[00:18] ---
    That's just some dumb myth.
[00:20] ---
    TODAY / TOMORROW / DAY AFTER TOMORROW
[00:20] ---
    That's what weather forecasts are for.
[00:23] ---
    Fifty years ago, the Meteorological Agency
    was the sole issuer of weather reports in Japan.
[00:28] ---
    Today, everyone can join in on the fun.
[00:33] ---
    Back then, there was no such thing
    as a certified weather forecaster.
[00:37] ---
    Thanks to satellites and computers,
[00:39] ---
    now you can get a weather update anytime.
[00:43] ---
    Even sudden downpours are predictable.
[00:50] ---
    Knowing the forecast
    makes it easier to plan
[00:53] ---
    events like school sports days
    and fireworks festivals.
[00:55] ---
    Wow…
[00:57] ---
    In just fifty years…
[00:59] ---
    Amazing!
[01:12] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:20] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:28] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:39] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:48] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:52] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[01:58] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:01] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:06] ---
    Achoo!
[02:14] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:18] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:31] ---
    DREAM DATE AT THE FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    32ND ANNUAL
    SUMMER FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
[02:33] ---
    It's finally fireworks time!
[02:35] ---
    The food stall are gonna be there too, right?
[02:38] ---
    Yakisoba, cotton candy,
    chocolate covered bananas…
[02:42] ---
    You're more interested in the
    grub, aren't you, Manpukuzaka.
[02:45] ---
    I got a new yukata.
    I'm so excited!
[02:50] ---
    Well, listen to this.
[02:51] ---
    This year, they're shooting off
    fireworks that I designed.
[02:56] ---
    You designed fireworks?
[02:58] ---
    Seriously?
[02:59] ---
    Yeah, Daddy said I could.
[03:01] ---
    Kaneamari Group is sponsoring
    the fireworks festival, you know.
[03:05] ---
    What? Wow.
[03:06] ---
    Not sure what
    that means, but cool.
[03:09] ---
    Are you going to
    the fireworks festival, Kan?
[03:09] ---
    32ND ANNUAL
    SUMMER FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
[03:12] ---
    I'll pass.
[03:13] ---
    I bet it's gonna be jam packed.
[03:16] ---
    I can't understand why
    anyone would wanna go.
[03:20] ---
    Typical Kan…
[03:22] ---
    I'm gonna go home, stuff my face
    with chips and read train schedules.
[03:26] ---
    But before that, nap time.
    Sweet, sweet nap time…
[03:32] ---
    Oh no!
[03:33] ---
    32ND ANNUAL
    SUMMER FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
[03:33] ---
    Oh, fireworks!
[03:44] ---
    I'm here and ready to serve the sleepy!
[03:47] ---
    What if they saw you
    come out of the bottle?!
[03:50] ---
    You're the one who called me, Kan.
[03:53] ---
    You said there were fireworks?
[03:55] ---
    Oh sorry, my mistake.
[03:57] ---
    Fireworks?
[03:59] ---
    Oh, Akubi.
[04:00] ---
    When did you get here?
[04:01] ---
    Um…
[04:03] ---
    I came to get Kan.
[04:05] ---
    Won't you come with us, Akubi?
    To the fireworks festival?
[04:08] ---
    Yeah, I wanna go!
    I love fireworks!
[04:12] ---
    Right, Kan? Let's go together!
[04:14] ---
    What?!
[04:15] ---
    I wanna see fireworks!!
    Come on, let's go!
[04:19] ---
    Take me, take me!
[04:21] ---
    If you wanna go then go.
    I'm staying home.
[04:26] ---
    What? How come?
    I wanna go with you!
[04:30] ---
    I wanna wear a yukata!
[04:32] ---
    Kan.
[04:33] ---
    Mario.
[04:34] ---
    Come here, Kan.
[04:36] ---
    Huh? What?
[04:37] ---
    What's going on?
[04:39] ---
    Do you think Akubi's older sister
    will come to the fireworks festival?
[04:43] ---
    Come on, you said you would…
[04:45] ---
    Huh? You're still at it?
[04:47] ---
    Well, I was thinking of asking Kaneamari
[04:49] ---
    to shoot off
    my own designed fireworks.
[04:52] ---
    Your fireworks?
[04:54] ---
    I want to show Akemi
    how I feel about her.
[04:57] ---
    Yes, the exploding passion of fireworks.
[05:02] ---
    There I said it.
[05:03] ---
    It'll be hotter than
    a D51 steam locomotive!
[05:06] ---
    - Chug-chug puff-puff!!
    - Is he serious…?
[05:10] ---
    What's this
    "exploding passion of fireworks"?
[05:13] ---
    Sounds like fun.
[05:15] ---
    W-What…?
[05:18] ---
    But you know nothing
    about making fireworks!
[05:21] ---
    Well, he does have a point.
[05:24] ---
    No, my uncle is a pyrotechnician.
[05:27] ---
    I'll have him make it.
[05:29] ---
    What? Really?
[05:30] ---
    Then it all works out perfectly.
[05:32] ---
    They would be passionate
    fireworks, Kaneamari. Please!
[05:36] ---
    I'm not sure.
[05:37] ---
    Who knows what kind
    of pyrotechnician he is.
[05:41] ---
    What? Come on…
[05:43] ---
    If his skills pass muster, then maybe…
[05:46] ---
    but that's a fat chance.
[05:49] ---
    MAMENOKI
    ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
[05:49] ---
    Well, in any case, good luck.
[05:52] ---
    What was that all about?
[05:54] ---
    Now we have to make sure
    your uncle makes one
[05:56] ---
    that's just as good as
    Kaneamari's!
[05:59] ---
    Yeah, I'll ask my uncle.
[06:01] ---
    We'll go with you.
    Okay, Kan?
[06:04] ---
    Well, I don't really want to…
[06:07] ---
    Mario!
[06:08] ---
    I'm rooting for you.
[06:10] ---
    Good luck.
[06:11] ---
    Th-Thank you, Akubi.
[06:14] ---
    Umbrella fireworks!
[06:17] ---
    So this is where
    Mario's uncle works.
[06:18] ---
    CAUTION: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
[06:21] ---
    Dammit, why did I ever agree to this?
[06:25] ---
    Wait for me, Akemi.
[06:32] ---
    Akemi… these fireworks are
    a symbol of my deep love for you.
[06:37] ---
    Oh Mario, they're wondrous.
[06:43] ---
    What's the matter, Mario?
[06:46] ---
    I know what's going through his head…
[06:49] ---
    Mario…
[06:50] ---
    He has no idea…
[06:53] ---
    They're one and the same.
[06:55] ---
    ...and the Akubi
    inside the bottle...
[07:02] ---
    I wonder if she'll like fireworks.
[07:05] ---
    Of course she will!
[07:08] ---
    I'm so happy…
[07:12] ---
    I love you, Mario.
[07:18] ---
    Me too, Akemi!
[07:23] ---
    Oh man, I can hardly contain myself!
[07:30] ---
    - The winds are calling me.
    - Poot.
[07:35] ---
    Oh? He's here?
[07:36] ---
    A-Actually,
    I brought him with me.
[07:38] ---
    Oh, right.
[07:39] ---
    So this time, it's fireworks, huh?
[07:42] ---
    KASHIKOMARI FIREWORKS
[07:43] ---
    I thought I heard something.
[07:45] ---
    Look what the cat dragged in.
[07:46] ---
    Uncle.
[07:47] ---
    CAUTION: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
[07:47] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[07:49] ---
    What the hell?
    What do you guys want?
[07:51] ---
    He looks scary.
[07:53] ---
    Who are you calling scary?
[07:55] ---
    Exploding passion of fireworks?
[08:00] ---
    I'm not turning my
    fireworks into some sappy love letter in the sky.
[08:03] ---
    But please, Uncle.
[08:05] ---
    Making fireworks
    is serious business.
[08:08] ---
    Now let me get back to work.
[08:09] ---
    Come on…
[08:10] ---
    It's no fun if he turns 'em down.
[08:23] ---
    Well I'll be.
    That is one adorable kiddo.
[08:28] ---
    Poot…
[08:29] ---
    Got him.
[08:31] ---
    W-What's going on?
[08:32] ---
    He looks intimidating,
    but he really loves babies.
[08:36] ---
    There you go. Up and up!
[08:38] ---
    Poot!
[08:40] ---
    Did he use his magic?
[08:42] ---
    Who knew it works
    on guys like this too.
[08:45] ---
    There, there. What's wrong?
[08:48] ---
    Does baby like fireworks?
[08:50] ---
    The guy's an asshat,
    but it'll be worth it in the end.
[08:53] ---
    Poot!
[08:55] ---
    Oh I see… So you guys want to
    make fireworks too, huh?
[08:58] ---
    Why didn't you just say so?
[09:02] ---
    - All right, let's make some passion!
    - Poot!
[09:05] ---
    Yes! This is gonna be great!
[09:09] ---
    And then after that.
[09:11] ---
    GRANULATION
[09:11] ---
    We start with
    the granulation process.
[09:13] ---
    We make fireworks powder called "stars"
    which is what makes it light up.
[09:17] ---
    So even the fireworks powder
    is handmade.
[09:19] ---
    Yup, watch how the "stars"
    gradually grow in size.
[09:24] ---
    LOADING FIREWORKS SHELL
[09:24] ---
    Next, we load the firework shell
    with pellets.
[09:26] ---
    It takes two kinds of powder.
[09:30] ---
    First you put in the "stars."
[09:32] ---
    Depending on what you do here,
    you can get different effects.
[09:36] ---
    Next, you load the "charge."
[09:38] ---
    Without this,
    the fireworks won't explode.
[09:41] ---
    It's a different type of powder
    from "stars."
[09:43] ---
    You have to create a partition
    like this using Japanese paper.
[09:47] ---
    Then you paste it together
    to create a ball.
[09:49] ---
    And finally,
    paste on several layers of paper
[09:53] ---
    and the firework is complete.
[09:57] ---
    Now we know
    how to make fireworks.
[10:00] ---
    I can picture it now.
[10:03] ---
    My fireworks will look like
    an O series bullet train!
[10:07] ---
    Of course,
    the quintessence of exploding passion.
[10:09] ---
    I think that would be amazing.
[10:11] ---
    Yeah.
[10:12] ---
    All right then…
    First, we get the "stars…"
[10:14] ---
    Hang on there!
[10:16] ---
    Don't touch that.
[10:18] ---
    You need a "Safety Officer Handling
    Explosives" license to make fireworks.
[10:23] ---
    What?!
[10:24] ---
    You need a license?
[10:26] ---
    You're kidding!
[10:28] ---
    C'est la vie.
    Nothing we can do about that.
[10:33] ---
    What do you mean, c'est la vie?
[10:35] ---
    Well, I mean you're shit out of luck.
[10:38] ---
    I mean why do you say it so lightly?
[10:40] ---
    It's like you're almost
    happy about it, Kan.
[10:43] ---
    What? N-No way!
[10:47] ---
    What's wrong, Mario?
[10:49] ---
    Oh… Right…
[10:51] ---
    Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
[10:55] ---
    Akemi…
[10:59] ---
    All right, fine!
    I'll make you some fireworks!
[11:04] ---
    Really?
[11:05] ---
    Just this once, okay?
    Especially for you.
[11:08] ---
    Yes!!
[11:09] ---
    That's great, Mario!
[11:13] ---
    - Just you wait, Akemi!
    - Did I look that happy?
[11:17] ---
    CAUTION: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE
[11:20] ---
    Okay, how's this?
[11:22] ---
    One's for testing
    and the other one's for real.
[11:26] ---
    Thanks, Uncle.
[11:28] ---
    Come on, let's go test one out.
[11:31] ---
    Not yet.
    They need the finishing touches.
[11:34] ---
    FINISHING
[11:35] ---
    After loading the shell,
[11:36] ---
    we paste on several layers
    of paper.
[11:40] ---
    Making fireworks is a lot of work.
[11:42] ---
    Yeah, for something
    that takes so much work,
[11:44] ---
    it sure does end quick.
[11:47] ---
    But the moment
    those fireworks do their thing,
[11:49] ---
    you can't help but smile.
[11:55] ---
    It's a fleeting moment of joy.
[11:59] ---
    That's why I'll never quit.
[12:03] ---
    I see.
[12:05] ---
    I want to see Akemi smile.
[12:07] ---
    I'll make it happen.
[12:10] ---
    You have to paste it evenly
    or the center will shift
[12:13] ---
    and you won't get a good firework.
[12:15] ---
    All right, good luck.
[12:17] ---
    Okay.
[12:18] ---
    And then after that.
[12:24] ---
    Okay, that looks about right.
[12:27] ---
    Poot... poot…
[12:31] ---
    Poot poot poot…
[12:32] ---
    Damn, he's at it again.
[12:35] ---
    Come on, take this seriously, Kan.
[12:38] ---
    But this is…
[12:39] ---
    Impressive, Mario.
[12:43] ---
    I admit,
    he did a good job.
[12:46] ---
    Poot poot…
[12:50] ---
    What the hell, Kan?
[12:52] ---
    No…he did this…
[12:54] ---
    - You have the gall to blame him?
    - Poot poot…
[12:57] ---
    Don't tell me, Kan…
    You're trying to sabotage me?
[13:00] ---
    Huh?
[13:01] ---
    Mario?
[13:02] ---
    You looked awfully happy back there.
[13:05] ---
    C'est la vie, Mario.
    Nothing we can do about that.
[13:09] ---
    No, I can explain…
[13:11] ---
    How convenient for you that
    my fireworks are ruined!
[13:15] ---
    What are you saying?
[13:17] ---
    Yeah, I know it's true.
[13:19] ---
    I am so done with you!
[13:21] ---
    What the hell?
[13:22] ---
    Hey, you guys, don't fight.
[13:25] ---
    And then, after that…
[13:27] ---
    The fireworks festival
    is finally here.
[13:31] ---
    Oh man.
[13:33] ---
    I'm way too late after all…
[13:35] ---
    I gotta at least get a decent
    spot to watch the fireworks.
[13:39] ---
    Yeah, but starting in the morning?
[13:41] ---
    That's way too early!
[13:44] ---
    Never mind, just help him, Kan.
[13:46] ---
    He's your friend.
[13:48] ---
    Just forget it.
[13:50] ---
    I can go with Akubi.
[13:53] ---
    What?
[13:53] ---
    Hey, Mario!
[13:56] ---
    Staking out a spot
    is a lot of work.
[14:00] ---
    Wha—?!
[14:02] ---
    What?!
[14:03] ---
    Look how many people
    are here already!
[14:05] ---
    I should've known.
[14:06] ---
    Let's look for another spot.
[14:08] ---
    Wow, what a great view!
    Who knew this was here!
[14:13] ---
    LAUNCH SITE
[14:13] ---
    But it's too far
    from the fireworks.
[14:15] ---
    It won't work.
[14:17] ---
    I think it'll be okay.
[14:19] ---
    A condo rooftop?
    It's closer to the fireworks.
[14:23] ---
    LAUNCH SITE
[14:23] ---
    Okay, good…
[14:25] ---
    Hey you.
[14:26] ---
    Huh?
[14:28] ---
    Residents only up here.
[14:28] ---
    MANAGER
[14:30] ---
    What?
[14:31] ---
    Oh, we'll never find a good spot!
[14:37] ---
    I'M HEADING OUT
[14:38] ---
    It's from Kaneamari.
[14:40] ---
    He's on a houseboat?
[14:42] ---
    Boat…
[14:43] ---
    Oh yeah, the river!
[14:45] ---
    Who knew?
[14:52] ---
    Wow, you found a lot
    all by yourself.
[14:55] ---
    It's all worth it if it means watching
    the fireworks with Akemi.
[14:59] ---
    I'll just connect all
    these plastic bottles together…
[15:03] ---
    And build a raft.
[15:05] ---
    That's impossible… there's no way.
[15:08] ---
    I'll show you it is possible.
[15:11] ---
    I'll help, Mario.
[15:13] ---
    Thanks, Akubi.
[15:15] ---
    Come on, we can do this!
[15:17] ---
    Okay!
[15:19] ---
    Mario…
[15:25] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo
[15:32] ---
    Poot poot…
[15:33] ---
    What on earth…?
[15:36] ---
    Oh?!
[15:39] ---
    What? Where did this muddy water
    come from?
[15:42] ---
    This won't float!
[15:44] ---
    I don't care,
    I'm building a raft…
[15:47] ---
    And watching the fireworks
    with Akemi.
[15:52] ---
    Better hurry up,**it'll all be over
    by the time you guys are done!
[15:56] ---
    I'll help too.
[15:58] ---
    We can do this, Mario.
[16:00] ---
    Akubi… Thanks!
[16:04] ---
    Sis…
[16:08] ---
    Dammit, I'm not gonna
    make it in time…
[16:11] ---
    Mario!
[16:12] ---
    Watch this!
[16:15] ---
    This creates a whirlpool inside the
    bottle so the water drains faster.
[16:19] ---
    This works a lot better.
[16:21] ---
    You're right. Wow.
[16:23] ---
    Kan… For me…
[16:26] ---
    Don't just stand there, Mario.
[16:28] ---
    We don't have much time.
[16:30] ---
    O-Okay!
[16:31] ---
    Come on, let's keep emptying them out.
[16:34] ---
    Yeah!
[16:35] ---
    Will they be able to do it?
[16:43] ---
    Damn, we won't make it.
[16:45] ---
    No, there's hope…
    I'm gonna keep going till the end…
[16:54] ---
    They're all empty.
    When did that happen?
[16:57] ---
    All right!!
[16:59] ---
    You did it, Mario.
[17:01] ---
    Thanks, Akubi and Kan.
[17:03] ---
    - Humph, that was for Sis.
    - No, the raft isn't done yet.
[17:06] ---
    And voila.
[17:08] ---
    All done!
[17:09] ---
    Thanks, Kan.
[17:11] ---
    I'm sorry I doubted you
    when we were making fireworks.
[17:15] ---
    I'm coming for you, Akemi!
[17:24] ---
    Wow, I've never seen
    fireworks up close like this.
[17:28] ---
    For you, Akemi, anything.
[17:35] ---
    Wow, so pretty!
[17:38] ---
    You're way prettier, Akemi.
[17:40] ---
    What?
[17:42] ---
    Akemi…
[17:44] ---
    Mario…
[17:52] ---
    Akemi!
[17:55] ---
    Yikes, what do you think
    you're doing, Mario!
[17:58] ---
    Akemi.
[18:00] ---
    - Get away from me.
    - Akemi!
[18:05] ---
    Kan! Mario!
[18:10] ---
    Owww…
[18:14] ---
    Okay, what's next?
[18:18] ---
    Sorry for getting all hot
    under the collar, Kan.
[18:21] ---
    I'm sorry too,
    I was being kinda mean.
[18:26] ---
    You didn't call me,
    but, oh well, ta-dah!
[18:29] ---
    What a beautiful friendship.
[18:31] ---
    Looks like my services
    aren't needed this time.
[18:36] ---
    I'm so glad.
    You two are friends again.
[18:42] ---
    Huh?
[18:43] ---
    Rain?
[18:45] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this…
[18:50] ---
    This is not going to fly…
[18:54] ---
    Yeah… Everything is ruined.
[18:57] ---
    The fireworks…the raft…
[18:59] ---
    Everything I did…
[19:03] ---
    Mario.
[19:04] ---
    Mario…
[19:06] ---
    Okay, Mario. I'll teach you
    a firework that even you can make.
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:12] ---
    But I thought you need
    a license.
[19:14] ---
    They're sparklers.
    They don't use gunpowder.
[19:16] ---
    Huh? There's no gunpowder
    in sparklers?
[19:22] ---
    Let's change locations.
[19:23] ---
    Follow me.
[19:25] ---
    Follow me.
[19:27] ---
    Mix together potassium carbonate,
    sulfur and ground charcoal.
[19:32] ---
    Place a teaspoon on Japanese paper,
    roll it up and that's it.
[19:36] ---
    And there's
    a chemical reaction, huh?
[19:38] ---
    So this turns into fireworks?
    That's amazing.
[19:42] ---
    There's a park nearby
    where we can play with fireworks.
[19:44] ---
    This'll really put a smile on your face.
[19:52] ---
    Yay.
[19:59] ---
    Wow, it's so pretty.
[20:00] ---
    Yeah.
[20:02] ---
    I wish I could've shown Akemi…
[20:08] ---
    Mario…
[20:11] ---
    Can I watch too?
[20:14] ---
    Yes, of course, Akemi… Please!
[20:17] ---
    My…um…
[20:19] ---
    Good for you, Mario.
[20:25] ---
    Wow, it's so pretty.
[20:34] ---
    Akemi…
[20:38] ---
    Oh look, it cleared up.
[20:40] ---
    Yeah, if only it hadn't rained.
[20:43] ---
    But I had a great time.
[20:45] ---
    The lovely fireworks
    you worked so hard to make…
[20:49] ---
    Thank you, Mario.
[20:53] ---
    Akemi! Uh…if I see you again…
[20:57] ---
    Then…umm…
[20:59] ---
    Huh? What?
[21:00] ---
    Oh, nothing. Bye!
[21:10] ---
    Oh yeah!
[21:11] ---
    I forgot to give Akemi my letter
    telling her how I feel about her…
[21:16] ---
    Oh, that was so fun, Kan.
[21:20] ---
    But why was Mario in
    such a hurry to leave?
[21:24] ---
    Take a big guess!
[21:26] ---
    Well, guess I should
    transform back now.
[21:29] ---
    - Oh good, she's still there.
    - Hocus Pocus.
[21:34] ---
    Huh?
[21:37] ---
    A-A-A-Ake…
[21:39] ---
    M-Mario!
[21:41] ---
    Don't tell me he just…?
[21:42] ---
    A-Akemi is Akubi?
[21:46] ---
    He did!
[21:51] ---
    What?!
[22:05] ---
    Another satisfying yawn
[22:09] ---
    Another satisfying meal
[22:13] ---
    You know yawns are contagious
[22:18] ---
    Happiness is being with you
[22:22] ---
    Even if we’re far, far apart
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    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let’s jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it’s all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray, our dreams
    will come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it’s all right,
[22:58] ---
    there will be sun
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    You know we're always
    better together
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray, we send happiness
    to one another
[23:11] ---
    all 'round the world
[23:13] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Um, um… So Akemi is Akubi and…
[23:28] ---
    Akubi is Akemi…
[23:30] ---
    That means Akubi is Akemi
    and Akemi is Akubi…
[23:34] ---
    Ahhh, I'm so confused!!
[23:37] ---
    Are you okay, Mario?
[23:39] ---
    Oh crap, I'm gonna…
[23:41] ---
    Oh no, I can't hold it in…
[23:43] ---
    Somebody must need me.
[23:46] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020…
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    MONEY OR IDEAS?
    THE CAMPING EXPERT!
[23:48] ---
    Money or Ideas?
    The Camping Expert!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!
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Season 1

E13 - Money or Ideas? The Camping Expert!

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    Fifty years ago!
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    And today!
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    It's that time again.
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    Look what we have today!
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    Think it's about done.
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    Let's eat!
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    Mmm, so good.
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    You there!
    Open fires are prohibited!
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    What? They are?
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    But we used to build
    campfires all the time.
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    Well, it's against the law now.
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    There's a law?
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    Yes, it'll get you fined, even arrested.
[00:37] ---
    What?
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    If you really want to build one,
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    you need to apply for a permit
    with the fire department.
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    Therefore…
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    My roasted sweet potatoes…
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    Father, if you want
    roasted sweet potatoes,
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    you can get them at
    the market year-round.
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    ROASTED SWEET POTATOES
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    What? You speak the truth?
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    Oh my, in just fifty years…
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    Amazing!
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    Remember, dear viewers,
    eat those sweet potatoes,
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    your GI tract will thank you!
[01:16] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:24] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:31] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:43] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:51] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:55] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:01] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:05] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:09] ---
    Achoo!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    Wake up, Kan!
    We're meeting at 5:00!
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    MONEY OR IDEAS?
    THE CAMPING EXPERT!
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    That's 30 minutes away!
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    Come on,
    you just go, Akubi.
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    Good night.
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    Little Bro, do something.
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    Poot!
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    Mumbo Jumbo.
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    Oww…
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    Hey, what the heck?
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    Good, now you're up.
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    Poot poot poot…
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    Take that, slacker.
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    Off we go!
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    Hey guys! You're looking at a counselor
    with thirty years of experience!
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    I'm Ikuzo Kumayama,
    camper extraordinaire of Mamenoki Kids' Club!
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    Roar!
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    Guys! Let's get in touch with
    nature and our feelings!
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    Yeah!
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    This sucks…
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    Just look at him!
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    - Getting all cozy
    - Wow, I can't wait!
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    - there next to Akubi!
    - What do you want to do there?
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    - He knows Akubi is a genie and…
    - I want to go fishing!
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    That Akubi's the same person
    before and after she transforms…
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    Her kid form
    doesn't faze him for a second.
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    But…
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    I'm the only one who knows
    the true Akubi.
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    I know too.
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    Camping spot secured!
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    Okay, form two groups,
    and start setting up those tents.
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    Okay!
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    Let's roshambo to decide.
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    Rock.
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    Paper!
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    Yes, Akubi!
    We're in the same group!
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    Our tent's gonna be the best!
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    Yeah!
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    Let's do this, Kan.
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    Y-Yeah…
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    You guys, don't forget me.
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    You're with me, little guy.
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    Poot poot!
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    Even he's enjoying himself.
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    Oh, joy.
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    Screw it!
    I've never done anything like this.
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    This is impossible!
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    Hey, Yumemigachi.
    Come here and help.
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    Hang on.
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    I'm looking up
    a tutorial on pitching tents.
[04:48] ---
    - Let's see now, the Wi-Fi here is…
    - Shit…
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    Akubi, could you pull the tent
    so I can stick the pole in?
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    Okay!
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    Ready!
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    Okay!
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    Wow, this is the first time
    we've really done something together.
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    Camping solo can be nice.
[05:11] ---
    Phew, it's finally done.
[05:14] ---
    It's all done.
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    Yeah! We did it!
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    Hey, I'm connected.
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    Hey, could we try it out now?
[05:24] ---
    Be my guest.
[05:25] ---
    After all,
    this is our new house.
[05:30] ---
    Your what now?
[05:31] ---
    Hey, you guys haven't started
    a fire yet?
[05:34] ---
    Huh?
[05:35] ---
    We did that a long time ago.
[05:37] ---
    Whoa!
[05:38] ---
    Let's go wash the rice.
[05:41] ---
    Poot poot poot!
[05:43] ---
    Start a fire, huh?
[05:45] ---
    All right!
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    I'll go get us some firewood
    and start a fire right away, Akubi.
[05:50] ---
    You and I are gonna
    eat like royalty!
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    Yeah! I can't wait!
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    Leave the fire up to me.
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    You too, Kan?
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    What? Hey!!
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    Akubi!!
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    Wait for me, okay?
[06:03] ---
    Good luck you guys!
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    Got it!
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    That's mine, Mario!
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    Kan, you get me, right?
[06:17] ---
    This little camping trip is my
    chance to really impress Akubi.
[06:22] ---
    But Akubi is…
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    Now that I know Akubi and
    Akemi are the same person…
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    I gotta show Akubi what I'm made of.
[06:34] ---
    I've never felt like this before.
[06:37] ---
    What?
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    Look, if you really wanted
    an N-scale train,
[06:41] ---
    you'd do everything
    you can to get it, right?
[06:44] ---
    What does a N-scale train
    have to do with any of this?
[06:46] ---
    Clearly you're still inexperienced
    in matters of love.
[06:50] ---
    Now you've crossed the line!
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    Wait, don't tell me
    you have a crush too?
[06:55] ---
    Huh? No, that's not what I meant!
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    Listen, Mario!
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    Don't you remember
    what I told you about Akubi?
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    What? Akubi is a genie
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    and she'll eventually be
    queen of the magic world, right?
[07:12] ---
    And she lives in a magic bottle, right?
[07:16] ---
    Shh! Listen to me.
[07:18] ---
    You can never tell
    anyone about this, got it?
[07:22] ---
    Even if you fall in love with her…
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    No!
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    None of that matters!
[07:29] ---
    If Akubi becomes queen
    of the magic world
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    I'm prepared to marry
    into her family!
[07:34] ---
    What?
[07:35] ---
    That's why I'll be the one to
    stoke Akubi's fire!
[07:41] ---
    Mario…
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    The passion of youth.
[07:45] ---
    Oh? That's weird.
[07:48] ---
    You can do it, Mario.
[07:50] ---
    Yes! For you, Akubi!
[07:53] ---
    How's yours going, Kan?
[07:55] ---
    Hm? Yeah, I can't get it
    to start either.
[07:59] ---
    It lights up for a second,
    but then it goes out.
[08:04] ---
    What do we have here?
[08:06] ---
    Kaneamari!
[08:07] ---
    You guys are still wasting
    your time with this?
[08:11] ---
    I knew you'd come.
[08:14] ---
    Of course.
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    The three main hobbies
    of the rich
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    are running, golfing
    and the great outdoors.
[08:22] ---
    So which tent
    do you want to go in?
[08:24] ---
    Ours or Gondawara's over there.
[08:28] ---
    Thanks, but no thanks.
[08:31] ---
    I already have mine over there.
[08:34] ---
    What?
[08:35] ---
    What on earth?
[08:37] ---
    The bed's so soft and comfy!
[08:39] ---
    There's even a sofa.
[08:41] ---
    Poot.
[08:42] ---
    And even a grill!
[08:44] ---
    Hey, is it cool in here?
[08:47] ---
    Don't tell me
    there's air conditioning?
[08:48] ---
    That's right!
[08:50] ---
    Roughing it is so passe.
[08:52] ---
    Glamping is here to stay.
[08:55] ---
    Glamping?
[08:56] ---
    Just think "glamorous" and "camping."
[09:00] ---
    It's camping with the comforts
    and luxuries of home.
[09:06] ---
    A chef's coming over now and
    we're having a barbecue out here.
[09:09] ---
    You want in?
[09:10] ---
    Wow, I want to go glamping!
[09:12] ---
    Poot!
[09:13] ---
    Me too!
[09:14] ---
    I wanna barbecue here too.
[09:16] ---
    Yeah, the AC feels great, too.
[09:19] ---
    Come with us, Akubi.
[09:21] ---
    Poot poot.
[09:23] ---
    Yeah, it sure is nice.
[09:26] ---
    But we also worked really hard
    to put up that tent…
[09:29] ---
    Yes! She's absolutely right.
[09:31] ---
    I'll stay here in my new home
    I built with Akubi.
[09:35] ---
    - It's so obvious.
    - Come on, let's go Akubi.
[09:36] ---
    He's trying to get
    alone time with Akubi.
[09:40] ---
    Hang on.
[09:41] ---
    I'm going with you two.
[09:43] ---
    Kan!
[09:44] ---
    You go camping
    to enjoy nature, right?
[09:48] ---
    If you're gonna stay here,
[09:49] ---
    then what's the point of
    driving all the way up to the mountains?
[09:53] ---
    You tell 'em, Kan!
[09:55] ---
    What he said!
[09:57] ---
    This is the time to appreciate nature.
    Don't you think so, Mario?
[10:01] ---
    If you say so, Akubi…
[10:04] ---
    That's right!
    It's exactly as Kan said!
[10:07] ---
    We're not going to…
[10:08] ---
    …lose to…
[10:10] ---
    …glamping! Yeah!
[10:12] ---
    Yeah!!
[10:13] ---
    Fine, have it your way.
[10:16] ---
    The rest of you,
    welcome to luxury!
[10:21] ---
    Humph!
    You just wait!
[10:29] ---
    Mom, is it ready to eat now?
[10:31] ---
    Yes, it should be fine.
[10:33] ---
    Let's eat!
[10:38] ---
    So good.
[10:39] ---
    Yeah.
[10:45] ---
    It's not working.
    It won't take.
[10:47] ---
    I didn't think it'd be this hard.
[10:50] ---
    One, two, one, two, one, two…
[10:57] ---
    What's with the meat?
[11:00] ---
    This is the highest-ranked A5 Kobe
    beef specially ordered for today.
[11:06] ---
    Good, it's nicely marbled.
[11:09] ---
    Gulp.
[11:10] ---
    Looks amazing.
[11:13] ---
    Hmm, maybe I should've just listened
    and gone with Kaneamari…
[11:18] ---
    Then you should go, Kan.
[11:20] ---
    Akubi and I
    can fend for ourselves.
[11:23] ---
    Nope!
[11:24] ---
    I'm staying here.
[11:26] ---
    And I swear,
[11:28] ---
    I refuse to be outdone by
    his fancy food and chefs!
[11:32] ---
    Well, yeah. Same here.
[11:34] ---
    You guys, I borrowed work gloves!
[11:38] ---
    First things first,
    we gotta get this fire started.
[11:40] ---
    Yeah.
[11:41] ---
    In the meantime…
[11:43] ---
    Young master, this is the brick
    pizza oven ordered from Italy.
[11:47] ---
    Wow.
[11:49] ---
    Wonderful! Nothing beats
    a brick oven pizza!
[11:52] ---
    - Pizza, pizza, pizza!
    - Poot!
[11:55] ---
    What? Pizza?
[11:56] ---
    I wanna eat pizza too!
    I want some!
[11:59] ---
    Oh, Akubi.
[12:00] ---
    Crap…
    Pizza is Akubi's favorite.
[12:04] ---
    Then we'll make pizza too.
[12:06] ---
    That's impossible…
[12:07] ---
    We don't even have an oven…
[12:10] ---
    No way… Akubi…
[12:12] ---
    We can't compete with glamping…
[12:18] ---
    Don't give up!
[12:22] ---
    Counselor Kumayama!
[12:24] ---
    If you don't have it,
    make it.
[12:26] ---
    Use this!
[12:26] ---
    ALUMINUM FOIL
[12:28] ---
    A cardboard box and…
[12:29] ---
    Aluminum foil?
[12:31] ---
    What will they make?
[12:33] ---
    Cover the entire inside of the
    cardboard box with aluminum foil.
[12:38] ---
    No, not like that.
[12:39] ---
    See this here?
[12:41] ---
    If there are any gaps, it'll burn.
[12:43] ---
    Okay.
[12:46] ---
    Okay, looks good.
[12:49] ---
    What the hell are those two doing?
[12:51] ---
    Look, Kan guys are making something
    out of a cardboard box.
[12:55] ---
    How cute, it's arts and crafts time.
[12:58] ---
    Wonder what they're making.
[13:00] ---
    Maybe a train?
[13:02] ---
    Sounds about right.
[13:03] ---
    Once you build the box, put a rack inside
[13:07] ---
    and place a metal box
    on the bottom with coals.
[13:11] ---
    And there you have it!
[13:13] ---
    Awesome.
[13:14] ---
    It really looks like an oven.
[13:16] ---
    See, all you need
    is a little ingenuity.
[13:18] ---
    That's the fun of the great outdoors!
[13:21] ---
    Roar!
[13:23] ---
    You're the best, Counselor!
[13:26] ---
    I've already made the pizza dough.
[13:28] ---
    While the cardboard oven
    is heating up,
[13:30] ---
    start putting on your toppings.
[13:37] ---
    Not much to do here…
[13:39] ---
    Yeah, all we're doing is
    watching him cook.
[13:42] ---
    Open kitchen restaurants where you watch
    the chef cook are all the craze now.
[13:49] ---
    You're a kid.
    What do you know?
[13:51] ---
    I guess that's true,
[13:52] ---
    but I watch my mom cook all the time…
[13:56] ---
    Yeah, me too.
[13:57] ---
    Being bored just
    makes me hungrier.
[14:01] ---
    Me too.
    When is the pizza gonna be ready?
[14:09] ---
    All right, fine.
[14:10] ---
    Why don't we all go watch
    a movie over there?
[14:13] ---
    A movie, huh?
[14:14] ---
    Poot poot…
[14:16] ---
    What's wrong little guy?
[14:18] ---
    Poot poot…
[14:21] ---
    I wonder what Kan and everyone
    are up to now?
[14:24] ---
    I don't know, but they sure look
    like they're having fun.
[14:27] ---
    I'll go check.
[14:28] ---
    Me too.
[14:29] ---
    Me too!
[14:30] ---
    Hey, you guys!
[14:34] ---
    Well, I'm sure you guys will
    all be back in no time.
[14:38] ---
    Like this?
[14:40] ---
    Wow, I wanna try too.
[14:42] ---
    I do too!
[14:43] ---
    - Me too!
    - Me too!
[14:44] ---
    Me too!
[14:45] ---
    Throw on anything you want.
[14:48] ---
    Anything? Like sausage?
[14:50] ---
    Sure!
[14:51] ---
    How about hamburger?
[14:53] ---
    Of course!
[14:54] ---
    All right!
[14:57] ---
    - Let's make one right away!
    - Poot!
[15:00] ---
    Humph! Homemade pizza?
    How ridiculous!
[15:03] ---
    All done!
[15:05] ---
    Okay, let's take a look.
[15:10] ---
    Wow! Looks amazing!
[15:15] ---
    It's perfect.
[15:16] ---
    Yeah.
[15:17] ---
    I can smell that pizza now!
[15:20] ---
    Okay, next,
    we'll grill some hot dogs.
[15:23] ---
    Hot dogs?
[15:24] ---
    This will do just the trick.
[15:28] ---
    A milk carton?
[15:30] ---
    What do you mean?
[15:31] ---
    Not another drop!
[15:34] ---
    Load it up with
    all your favorite toppings
[15:37] ---
    and wrap it in aluminum foil.
[15:39] ---
    Okay!
[15:40] ---
    Once you wrap it, put it inside the milk carton
    and light it.
[15:44] ---
    Wow, it just lit up.
[15:46] ---
    The bottom has a waxy coating.
[15:51] ---
    It's surprisingly flammable.
[15:55] ---
    By the time it burns away,
[15:57] ---
    the inside should be
    perfectly cooked.
[16:00] ---
    Wow.
[16:01] ---
    Always be careful
    around fire, okay?
[16:03] ---
    I wanna try too.
[16:05] ---
    - I'm uninvited,
    - Let's make
[16:06] ---
    - but I can't pass this up, ta-dah!
    - a ton more of them.
[16:07] ---
    - Everyone's having
    - Okay then,
[16:08] ---
    - a grand old time.
    - we'll cook some other dishes.
[16:13] ---
    Let's eat!
[16:16] ---
    So good!
[16:19] ---
    It's all deliciously delectable.
[16:22] ---
    Uh-huh.
[16:23] ---
    The great outdoors is the best!
[16:25] ---
    The dessert pizza is yummy too.
[16:27] ---
    I made you
    a special hamburger pizza, Akubi.
[16:31] ---
    Please have some.
[16:32] ---
    Wow, thank you, Mario!
[16:36] ---
    Now open wide!
[16:38] ---
    Poot!
[16:40] ---
    It's surprisingly good.
[16:53] ---
    Humph! How good could
    kiddy cuisine really be?
[16:57] ---
    My hamburger pizza showcases
    the highest quality wagyu beef
[17:02] ---
    and the perfect blend of
    four elegant cheeses
[17:04] ---
    for the ultimate in luxury pizza…
[17:07] ---
    Oh?
[17:09] ---
    The hamburger pizza is divine.
[17:13] ---
    It must be lonely by yourself.
    Let me join you.
[17:17] ---
    Luscious, incredible!
[17:22] ---
    - Thank you for the food.
    - Poot!
[17:24] ---
    It was so good.
[17:26] ---
    Seriously the best.
[17:28] ---
    Yeah!
[17:30] ---
    They say when you make it yourself,
    it tastes even better.
[17:33] ---
    Right. When I get home,
    I'll make pizza for my mom and dad!
[17:38] ---
    That's a great idea!
[17:40] ---
    Okay then I'll give you
    the milk carton I'm finished with.
[17:42] ---
    No thank you!
[17:46] ---
    I've never seen him smile like this.
[17:50] ---
    Okay then, next up is dessert.
[17:52] ---
    Dessert?
[17:53] ---
    Where? Where?
[17:55] ---
    Where is it?
[17:56] ---
    There isn't any.
[17:57] ---
    Huh?
[17:58] ---
    We don't have any and
    that's why we're making it!
[18:00] ---
    TEA
[18:01] ---
    Roar!
[18:03] ---
    First, in a small can with a lid,
[18:05] ---
    add equal parts milk
    and heavy cream.
[18:06] ---
    HEAVY CREAM
    TEA
[18:08] ---
    VANILLA EXTRACT
    TEA
[18:09] ---
    Add a few tablespoons of sugar
    and a drop of vanilla.
[18:14] ---
    Put the lid on tight.
[18:16] ---
    TEA
[18:16] ---
    Then place in a bigger can.
[18:19] ---
    Fill it up with ice and
    add a lot of salt.
[18:21] ---
    SALT
[18:22] ---
    Salt?
[18:23] ---
    That's the most important part.
[18:25] ---
    Put the lid on
    and seal it up with duct tape.
[18:29] ---
    Wrap it in a towel and
    secure it with duct tape and…
[18:35] ---
    Okay guys,
    go play soccer with this.
[18:38] ---
    What?
[18:39] ---
    And then soccer.
[18:41] ---
    Ready?
[18:43] ---
    There!
[18:44] ---
    I wonder what
    we're making with this.
[18:47] ---
    Go for it, guys!
[18:50] ---
    I can't wait!
    There you go.
[18:55] ---
    Ready, Akubi?
[18:56] ---
    Okay.
[18:58] ---
    There!
[19:00] ---
    I'm gonna kick it
    a little harder this time, Kan!
[19:03] ---
    Could this be any duller…
[19:07] ---
    Ready…
[19:15] ---
    There!
[19:17] ---
    - Whoa!
    - Oops.
[19:21] ---
    For dessert, we have a specially
    made fruit parfait, huh?
[19:23] ---
    Glamping is terrific.
[19:35] ---
    It should be good now, huh?
[19:37] ---
    Yeah…
[19:39] ---
    MILK
[19:39] ---
    It's ready.
[19:41] ---
    We kicked the heck out of it.
[19:43] ---
    Good job.
[19:46] ---
    What kind of a dessert is this?
[19:48] ---
    Look.
[19:50] ---
    Ice cream?
[19:52] ---
    Wow, that's cool.
[19:53] ---
    Huh, how did that happen?
[19:56] ---
    Sprinkling salt onto ice
    lowers the freezing point.
[19:59] ---
    Science stuff later, eat now.
[20:03] ---
    You're not going, Kaneamari?
[20:06] ---
    I'm fine…
[20:08] ---
    Don't say that.
[20:09] ---
    Hey, everybody!
[20:11] ---
    Please give Kaneamari here
    some ice cream too.
[20:16] ---
    What? Wait…!
[20:18] ---
    Oh, Kaneamari!
    There's some here for you too!
[20:22] ---
    Hurry!
[20:25] ---
    Fine, if you insist…
[20:29] ---
    Wait… I thought
    I heard King Genie…
[20:34] ---
    Oh well.
[20:38] ---
    Now this is what friendship and
    connecting with nature is all about!
[20:43] ---
    Roar!
[20:47] ---
    Everyone must already be asleep.
[20:49] ---
    Probably.
[20:51] ---
    Trains and railroads are great and
    all, but this is really great too.
[20:56] ---
    Yeah.
[20:58] ---
    Akubi totally dragged me here,
    but I'm glad I came along.
[21:04] ---
    Yeah, me too.
[21:06] ---
    I think I really managed
    to make a good impression on Akubi.
[21:10] ---
    You know, that's great.
[21:12] ---
    Well, I'm gonna hit the hay.
    I'm zonked.
[21:16] ---
    Whatcha guys talking about?
[21:18] ---
    Oh, Akubi.
[21:29] ---
    Akubi…really did go back
    into the bottle…
[21:33] ---
    Oh yeah… Just like I told you, right?
[21:36] ---
    Hey, Kan!
[21:39] ---
    What just, what just happened?
[21:41] ---
    Oh…um…you guys…
    Did you by chance…see…
[21:46] ---
    Guess you did kinda see.
[21:49] ---
    Oh jeepers weepers!
[22:05] ---
    See that yawn with mouth open wide
[22:09] ---
    that shows after a full stomach
[22:13] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:18] ---
    Happiness links
[22:22] ---
    Even if we’re far, far apart
[22:26] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let’s jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it’s all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray, may our dreams come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it’s all right,
[22:59] ---
    for tomorrow there will be sun
[23:00] ---
    Together we will be as one
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray, someone sends someone
    strength by cheer
[23:11] ---
    all around the world
[23:14] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Phew, I finally made it.
[23:28] ---
    Kantaro, I'm home!
[23:30] ---
    Welcome home!
[23:31] ---
    Hey Kan, who is this?
[23:33] ---
    My grandpa.
[23:35] ---
    Oh, King Genie, Akubi,
    how are you two?
[23:38] ---
    You haven't changed a bit.
[23:41] ---
    Ka-Ka-Kan's gra-grandpa?
[23:44] ---
    That means, you-you-you're…
    Ka-Ka-Ka…
[23:47] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020:
[23:50] ---
    The Original Kan Is Back!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:55] ---
    

Season 1

E14 - The Original Kan Is Back!

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[00:06] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:07] ---
    And today!
[00:08] ---
    Let's look backwards and forwards.
[00:10] ---
    Today we're all about post-nuptials.
[00:12] ---
    Post-nuptials?
[00:14] ---
    Yes, he means honeymoons.
[00:16] ---
    In the 60s the most popular
    destination was…
[00:20] ---
    Miyazaki.
[00:21] ---
    Why was that?
[00:22] ---
    Once a couple from the
    imperial family made it their honeymoon spot,
[00:25] ---
    it became the hotspot
    for royal-inspired weddings.
[00:29] ---
    Back then, they had the Kotobuki,
[00:33] ---
    a special train for honeymooners,
[00:34] ---
    which ran only on
    the luckiest days of the year.
[00:36] ---
    Puhleeze, I can think of a million things I'd rather do than be on that sentimental trainwreck.
[00:40] ---
    Atami was another popular
[00:42] ---
    honeymoon spot,
    and it was closer to Tokyo.
[00:45] ---
    That's right.
[00:47] ---
    But nowadays, most people go
    somewhere abroad for their honeymoon.
[00:51] ---
    Today, honeymoons come in all flavors,
[00:54] ---
    I even heard Atami is making a comeback for romantic newlyweds.
[00:58] ---
    I guess history does
    repeat itself.
[01:01] ---
    In just fifty years…
[01:02] ---
    Amazing!
[01:17] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:25] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:32] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:43] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:52] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:56] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:02] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:06] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:10] ---
    Achoo!
[02:18] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:22] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:35] ---
    THE ORIGINAL KAN IS BACK!
[02:40] ---
    It's good to be back.
[02:42] ---
    This is gonna be fun!
[02:45] ---
    Okay everyone,
    summer vacation starts tomorrow!
[02:45] ---
    MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
[02:49] ---
    Get out there, and take advantage,
[02:51] ---
    I look forward to seeing all your bright and shining faces for romantic newlyweds.
[02:55] ---
    All right!
[02:57] ---
    It's goodbye classes
    at least for a little while.
[03:00] ---
    I am not setting foot out of our air-conditioned house!
[03:04] ---
    Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna ask Akubi
    if she wants to hang out.
[03:09] ---
    Huh? Akubi?
[03:11] ---
    Yotayama!
[03:15] ---
    We're not done talking about Akubi!
[03:23] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[03:32] ---
    She transformed into an adult!
[03:33] ---
    A-Akemi…
[03:35] ---
    No, I mean…Akubi!
[03:38] ---
    So what we saw at camp…
[03:40] ---
    …was real.
[03:41] ---
    Cool.
[03:43] ---
    Akubi usually stays
    inside this bottle…
[03:47] ---
    She lives in the genie world
    inside this bottle…
[03:49] ---
    And someday, she will take over for her dad and become the queen!
[03:55] ---
    That's why she's in our world,
    to complete her training.
[03:58] ---
    Isn't that right, Akubi?
[04:00] ---
    Yes, you got it.
[04:02] ---
    When it comes to Akubi,
    I know everything…
[04:05] ---
    Smug bastard…
[04:07] ---
    He still doesn't have a clue
    about the most important thing about her.
[04:11] ---
    A queen?
    That's amazing, Akubi.
[04:14] ---
    Oh no, it's really not...
[04:17] ---
    When Akubi becomes queen…
[04:20] ---
    I'm going to be adopted into the genie world as her loyal husband… and…and…
[04:27] ---
    Hey, that was you!
[04:28] ---
    What? No, I swear it wasn't.
[04:35] ---
    Here we go again!
[04:37] ---
    Oh, look who it is!
[04:39] ---
    Poot…
[04:40] ---
    Passing gas can either
    release him from the bottle
[04:43] ---
    or send him back in.
[04:44] ---
    But it wasn't me!
[04:46] ---
    It's okay, Mario.
[04:47] ---
    Thanks to you,
    he's here with us now.
[04:52] ---
    Thank you, Mario.
[04:53] ---
    She actually complimented me!
[04:58] ---
    Oh, he!
[05:00] ---
    Oh, I see…
[05:01] ---
    Now I know who was behind all those
    silent-but-deadly farts at school...
[05:06] ---
    It was you, Mario!
[05:10] ---
    Do you have any idea how many
    people pointed their fingers at me?
[05:14] ---
    No, wait…I just…
[05:16] ---
    I see, so it was you, Mario.
[05:19] ---
    Breaking wind is a marvel of the body.
[05:22] ---
    Holy moley, another compliment!
[05:27] ---
    Poot!
[05:30] ---
    So anyway, I need you all to swear
    to secrecy about Akubi guys, okay?
[05:35] ---
    That is a secret.
[05:37] ---
    Oh yeah? So summer vacation
    starts tomorrow, huh?
[05:40] ---
    Yup.
[05:41] ---
    It'll be the perfect time
    to challenge ourselves!
[05:46] ---
    Challenge ourselves, huh?
[05:48] ---
    Then I challenge myself to see how long I can go without leaving the house.
[05:52] ---
    What? No, not like that.
[05:54] ---
    We have the perfect plan
    for summer break, don't we?
[05:59] ---
    Yeah. It's been a while since
    we've gone somewhere with Dad.
[06:02] ---
    Grandpa's coming home?
[06:05] ---
    Grandpa?
[06:07] ---
    You mean, that Kan?
[06:09] ---
    Yup.
[06:12] ---
    I get to see the Kan
    I knew from fifty years ago?
[06:16] ---
    We get to reunite with the Kan?
[06:18] ---
    Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
[06:21] ---
    Ororon!
[06:23] ---
    Hey, no one called for you!
[06:25] ---
    And then after that.
[06:26] ---
    Where are you planning to go
    when Grandpa Kan comes back?
[06:30] ---
    Dad wanted to go to this place that
    he's been dreaming of.
[06:34] ---
    A place he's been dreaming of?
[06:36] ---
    Akubi, Prince Farty, King Genie…
[06:38] ---
    I made a reservation for all of us.
[06:41] ---
    Yes!
[06:43] ---
    Dad'll be so surprised.
[06:45] ---
    Why would you keep it a surprise?
[06:47] ---
    It's an outing.
[06:54] ---
    Here?
[06:55] ---
    Yeah, it's the Eagle Inn.
[06:58] ---
    I know this place.
[07:00] ---
    I used to see the commercial
    on TV all the time.
[07:07] ---
    The windows are huge.
[07:08] ---
    It's exactly how it was
    on the commercial.
[07:12] ---
    Oh how glorious.
[07:13] ---
    Poot…
[07:14] ---
    Hey, not bad.
[07:17] ---
    BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
[07:17] ---
    Hey, there's Mr. and Mrs. Eagle.
[07:20] ---
    Hi, I'm an eagle not a beagle.
[07:21] ---
    Anything goes at the Eagle Inn!
[07:24] ---
    Let's go take a picture
    with them, Father!
[07:27] ---
    What a wonderful idea.
[07:28] ---
    Poo poo poot!
[07:30] ---
    Come on, Kan, you too!
[07:31] ---
    Hey, we're done checking in!
[07:35] ---
    I don't know how
    much more of this I can take.
[07:38] ---
    Wow, this is amazing.
[07:40] ---
    What a huge room.
[07:42] ---
    There's even a massage chair.
[07:44] ---
    I went all out and got us
    a deluxe ocean view.
[07:48] ---
    All right! There's Wi-Fi.
[07:50] ---
    Look how cute!
[07:53] ---
    We're matching.
[07:55] ---
    Maybe you and I can form
    an idol group again.
[07:59] ---
    The legendary idol group is back!
[08:01] ---
    Anything but that!
[08:03] ---
    I think I'll go take
    a soak in the onsen.
[08:06] ---
    I'm going to the pool!
[08:07] ---
    There's a giant slide too.
[08:10] ---
    Then there's the the aquarium onsen and golden bathtub.
[08:15] ---
    Poot!
[08:16] ---
    A golden bathtub?
    I can go for that too.
[08:20] ---
    I could go for a little dancing.
[08:24] ---
    I hear there's a ballroom dancing class with a really cute instructor.
[08:29] ---
    Please, go have the time of your lives.
[08:31] ---
    I'm just gonna watch
    some videos online.
[08:34] ---
    Not on my watch.
[08:44] ---
    Little brat.
    Undo your magic, dammit.
[08:46] ---
    Kan! Be nice to him!
[08:50] ---
    He's just a baby…
[08:52] ---
    No, he's not!
[08:53] ---
    Little shit is older than me…
[08:58] ---
    See what happens when
    you don't mind your own business?
[09:01] ---
    Gama.
[09:02] ---
    I think I'll look around the hotel.
[09:07] ---
    What? You brought Magic Carpet?
[09:10] ---
    Got a problem with that?
[09:12] ---
    Come on, Kan.
    Hurry, let's go.
[09:14] ---
    Ready? Here we go!
[09:20] ---
    Have fun!
[09:22] ---
    No, this isn't cool.
    What if someone sees us?
[09:25] ---
    Well, too late now.
[09:27] ---
    It's flying.
[09:29] ---
    That is some magic.
[09:30] ---
    It will be fine.
    After all, we're at a hotel…
[09:32] ---
    BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
[09:34] ---
    …where anything goes!
[09:36] ---
    It's the Eagle Inn!
[09:37] ---
    That's no excuse!
[09:52] ---
    Hey, Father,
    it says the pool's that way.
[09:56] ---
    Okay then, Magic Carpet,
    take us to the pool.
[09:59] ---
    Roger.
[10:03] ---
    Hey? Was that Grandpa?
[10:07] ---
    Where? Where? Where?
[10:08] ---
    Hey, cut that out!
[10:14] ---
    Oww…
[10:17] ---
    Hey, careful!
[10:19] ---
    It's because you pushed me, Father!
[10:21] ---
    Well, Kan came from behind!
[10:23] ---
    That's because you suddenly…
[10:27] ---
    Wait…can this be…?
[10:29] ---
    Grandpa!
[10:31] ---
    What?!
[10:32] ---
    Don't tell me…
[10:34] ---
    This is…
[10:36] ---
    Is it you, King Genie… And Akubi…?
[10:42] ---
    Better believe it.
    It's me all right!
[10:46] ---
    It's me, Kan!!
[10:51] ---
    King Genie, Akubi!
[10:53] ---
    Kan!
[10:59] ---
    So that's Kantaro's grandfather?
[11:02] ---
    My heart is warm!
[11:04] ---
    You must be tired from
    your long trip, Grandpa.
[11:06] ---
    You got here earlier
    than we thought.
[11:08] ---
    Nah, it was lickety-split.
[11:10] ---
    How amazing that you found the courage to travel here all by yourself from overseas.
[11:15] ---
    I know! It's hard to believe!
[11:18] ---
    And you've grown up!
[11:20] ---
    Grown up? More like grown old.
[11:23] ---
    Let's see…
    Back then, you were in…
[11:26] ---
    The second grade.
    I was eight years old.
[11:28] ---
    So that means now…
[11:30] ---
    It's been fifty years so…
    fifty years…add eight and…umm…
[11:38] ---
    Itchy, itchy… So itchy…
[11:41] ---
    I see he's still not good
    with numbers, huh?
[11:44] ---
    Right?
[11:45] ---
    You haven't changed at all either.
[11:48] ---
    But there is one thing
    that's changed.
[11:50] ---
    Right here.
    Meet my little bro, Prince Farty.
[11:53] ---
    Poot.
[11:53] ---
    Interesting name, nice to meet ya.
[11:56] ---
    Oh the tears.
[12:03] ---
    This is the Eagle Inn's
    decadent buffet
[12:05] ---
    I've been dreaming about!
[12:08] ---
    All-you-can-eat hamburger?
    Somebody pinch me now!
[12:12] ---
    And all-you-can-eat pizza too!
    It's incredible!
[12:15] ---
    Japanese, Western and Chinese food.
    They have it all.
[12:17] ---
    What? The magician isn't here?
[12:20] ---
    What do we do now?
[12:22] ---
    This is a disaster.
[12:23] ---
    The Eagle Inn's magic show is famous.
[12:26] ---
    Did you catch that, Kantaro?
[12:29] ---
    Yeah, must really suck.
[12:32] ---
    It's our time to shine.
[12:33] ---
    What?
[12:34] ---
    Grandpa!
[12:36] ---
    What's going on?
[12:37] ---
    Don't worry, we heard everything.
[12:40] ---
    If you want magic,
    then we will be your magicians.
[12:43] ---
    What?
[12:44] ---
    What?
[12:46] ---
    No matter the challenge
    you can always try.
[12:48] ---
    That's my personal motto for ya!
[12:50] ---
    Magic show!
[12:56] ---
    Thanks for waiting, everyone!
[12:58] ---
    Welcome to the Eagle Inn's
    world-famous magic show!
[13:03] ---
    First, the magic of metamorphosis!
[13:06] ---
    I'm magical Akubi!
[13:08] ---
    Akubi!
[13:09] ---
    Go get'em!
[13:11] ---
    Here we have
    a perfectly ordinary fifth grader.
[13:15] ---
    Behold, metamorphosis!
[13:16] ---
    Hey, perfectly ordinary?
[13:18] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[13:26] ---
    How about a round of applause?
[13:30] ---
    Way to go, Akubi!
[13:32] ---
    Looking good, Kantaro!
[13:35] ---
    Now, feast your eyes on this!
[13:37] ---
    Hi, I'm King Genie!
[13:40] ---
    Poot!
[13:41] ---
    Look at that sweet thing!
[13:43] ---
    So cute!
[13:46] ---
    Poot poot!
[13:48] ---
    Cutie!!
[13:50] ---
    Suckers…
[13:53] ---
    And now for today's guests…
    Abracadabra.
[14:03] ---
    Next up…
[14:05] ---
    We present the whiz kid of magicians!
[14:08] ---
    Poot!
[14:10] ---
    Get a load of this.
[14:12] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[14:16] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[14:25] ---
    Yikes, an eagle?
    Isn't it usually a pigeon?
[14:29] ---
    I mean…I have nothing
    against eagles, but…
[14:47] ---
    Wow, that was amazing!
[14:48] ---
    Nice!!
[14:50] ---
    Voilá!
[14:51] ---
    So once again…
[14:53] ---
    Back together after fifty years…
[14:55] ---
    Cheers!
[15:01] ---
    Gracious me, that was a hoot.
[15:05] ---
    The Eagle Inn comped my room
    as a thank you.
[15:09] ---
    See, trying sure pays off.
[15:12] ---
    You sure have changed, Kan.
[15:17] ---
    You think so?
[15:20] ---
    Hey, King Genie. How about a game
    of ping pong after this?
[15:23] ---
    That sounds stupendous.
[15:25] ---
    But magic is a no go, okay?
[15:27] ---
    Your wish is my command.
[15:31] ---
    They haven't seen each other
    in fifty years.
[15:32] ---
    They must have so much
    to catch up on.
[15:34] ---
    Let's let them chat, shall we?
[15:37] ---
    Yeah.
[15:38] ---
    O-Okay…
[15:46] ---
    There you are, Kan!
[15:48] ---
    Oh, hey.
[15:50] ---
    Wow, it's so pretty!
[15:52] ---
    Look, Kan.
    It's a full moon.
[15:54] ---
    Y-Yeah…
[15:58] ---
    Hey, Akubi.
[16:00] ---
    Hm?
[16:01] ---
    What was Grandpa
    like fifty years ago?
[16:06] ---
    Let's see…
[16:08] ---
    Grandpa Kan was a real lazybones.
[16:13] ---
    He hardly ever did his homework
    and he barely ever studied.
[16:17] ---
    He was teased a lot at school,
[16:20] ---
    even his dog, Bull-kou, mocked him by chasing him around.
[16:25] ---
    That's why he'd always carry around
    pepper and twisted tissue paper
[16:28] ---
    so he could summon Father
    at any time.
[16:32] ---
    That's terrible.
[16:35] ---
    But he had the sweetest heart.
[16:39] ---
    Huh?
[16:40] ---
    That's where he and you are alike.
[16:43] ---
    Huh?
[16:44] ---
    Just kidding!
[16:46] ---
    I think I'll go join your mom again down at the onsen.
[16:58] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[17:00] ---
    He sure is chipper.
[17:02] ---
    I'm sleepy…
[17:04] ---
    So tired.
[17:06] ---
    Time for some morning exercises
    to keep us fit as a fiddle!
[17:09] ---
    Go, Kantaro.
[17:11] ---
    Mom and Dad
    are gonna sleep some more.
[17:15] ---
    One, two, three, four…
[17:18] ---
    One, two, three, four…
[17:20] ---
    Okay next, arm circles!
[17:24] ---
    One, two. One, two.
[17:27] ---
    – Who would've thought that
    – One, two. One, two.
[17:30] ---
    – Kan would get up early to exercise?
    – One, two. One, two.
[17:32] ---
    – I know, he always overslept!
    – One, two. One, two.
[17:34] ---
    EAGLE INN SUPER POOL
[17:37] ---
    Go, go!
[17:39] ---
    No, no, no, no!
[17:44] ---
    Take a load off.
[17:45] ---
    The water moves on its own!
[17:48] ---
    This is fabulous.
[17:51] ---
    Well, yeah, that's how a lazy river works.
[17:53] ---
    Hey, where's Grandpa?
[17:55] ---
    He's swimming against the current!
[17:59] ---
    Don't try this at home.
[18:00] ---
    FISHING HOLE
[18:01] ---
    Caught one!
[18:02] ---
    Amazing!
[18:03] ---
    WHACK-A-MOLE
[18:03] ---
    And then… And then…
    And then… And then…
[18:06] ---
    You did it!
[18:07] ---
    All right!
[18:09] ---
    Wow!
[18:14] ---
    Let's go!
[18:18] ---
    The Eagle Inn's the best.
[18:25] ---
    The Eagle Inn's the best.
[18:27] ---
    Eagle Inn's the best.
[18:29] ---
    I'm worn out.
[18:31] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[18:33] ---
    Hey, Kantaro. You're too young to be tired.
[18:38] ---
    Yeah, but!
[18:39] ---
    You're as energetic as ever,
    Grandpa Kan.
[18:43] ---
    Poot…
[18:45] ---
    This little boy's knackered.
[18:47] ---
    But I still haven't soaked in that one bath I've been looking forward to…
[18:53] ---
    So this is the aquarium hot springs that I've dreamt about
    since I was a kid.
[18:59] ---
    My dream finally came true.
[19:04] ---
    I'm glad, Grandpa.
[19:06] ---
    Thanks.
[19:09] ---
    Sure feels great.
[19:11] ---
    There's nothing like a hot spring
    to refresh your body.
[19:13] ---
    Right, Kantaro?
[19:16] ---
    Yeah.
[19:19] ---
    Hey, Grandpa?
[19:21] ---
    Yes?
[19:22] ---
    How do you always have so much energy?
[19:24] ---
    Huh?
[19:25] ---
    Akubi told me you were a slacker
    in elementary school.
[19:32] ---
    Akubi said that?
[19:34] ---
    Don't tell Akubi, okay?
[19:37] ---
    King Genie really changed me.
[19:41] ---
    Really?
[19:43] ---
    Fifty years ago,
    when King Genie and Akubi came into my life,
[19:46] ---
    they always stuck by me
    like family.
[19:50] ---
    I thought they'd be around forever…
[19:53] ---
    Then it was time to say goodbye.
[19:57] ---
    When King Genie and Akubi left, I finally realized…
[20:01] ---
    My entire life
    I had relied on others.
[20:04] ---
    PASS
[20:05] ---
    That's when I decided
    I would never again run from a challenge.
[20:09] ---
    It was a mindset
    I carried with me into adulthood.
[20:13] ---
    Before I hit retirement, I quit my job and moved abroad.
[20:16] ---
    It was a challenge to myself.
[20:19] ---
    But I do have one regret.
[20:24] ---
    You do?
[20:26] ---
    There was a girl
    Grandpa really liked.
[20:29] ---
    Huh?
[20:30] ---
    But I never did tell her how I felt.
[20:36] ---
    If only I had had the courage.
[20:39] ---
    Who knows what might have happened?
[20:41] ---
    I had no idea.
[20:43] ---
    You're still young, Kantaro.
    The sky's the limit!
[20:46] ---
    It's better to regret what you
    have done than what you haven't.
[20:50] ---
    Regret what you have done
    not what you haven't?
[20:55] ---
    You gotta take a chance in life!
[21:02] ---
    I've been dreaming about this for fifty years!
[21:05] ---
    The golden bathtub!
    How it sparkles!
[21:10] ---
    Eagle Inn,
    you kick ass!
[21:13] ---
    The perfect bathtub
    for a prince!
[21:17] ---
    And then after that.
[21:34] ---
    Grandpa Kan's gone.
[21:37] ---
    Yeah, but it was so nice seeing him again,
    he was so full of joy.
[21:40] ---
     A little overfilled, if you ask me.
[21:42] ---
    Regret what you have done
    not what you haven't…huh?
[21:48] ---
    Did you say something, Kan?
[21:50] ---
    No, nothing.
[22:05] ---
    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
[22:09] ---
    that shows after a full stomach
[22:14] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:18] ---
    Happiness links
[22:22] ---
    Even if we're far, far apart
[22:26] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let's jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    may our dreams come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time!)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:59] ---
    For tomorrow there will be sun
[23:00] ---
    together we will be as one
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    someone sends someone
[23:09] ---
    strength by a cheer
[23:11] ---
    all around the world
[23:13] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:27] ---
    Wow, feels great.
[23:30] ---
    This is heaven!
[23:34] ---
    There's nothing better than
    a Japanese hot spring!
[23:43] ---
    Next on Genie Family 2020…
[23:44] ---
    IT JUMPED OUT OF AN ANIME!?
[23:47] ---
    It Jumped Out of an Anime!?
[23:50] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:51] ---
    

Season 1

E15 - It Jumped Out of an Anime!?

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[00:18] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[00:26] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[00:33] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[00:44] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[00:53] ---
    Action! Action!
[00:57] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[01:03] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:07] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:11] ---
    Achoo!
[01:20] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[01:23] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[01:37] ---
    Time to begin, time to begin…
[01:43] ---
    Kan! Time to find your dream
    and another internship!
[01:43] ---
    IT JUMPED OUT OF AN ANIME!?
[01:47] ---
    What? But today I was finally
    supposed to get some rest.
[01:51] ---
    Come on, up and at 'em!
[01:52] ---
    All right, all right.
[01:57] ---
    Huh?
[01:58] ---
    What?!
[02:01] ---
    The hallway's…gone.
[02:06] ---
    Everything's completely blank!
[02:08] ---
    What the?
[02:16] ---
    You didn't call me,
    but ta-da!
[02:18] ---
    Wait, this is no time for that!
[02:21] ---
    This is an emergency situation!
[02:23] ---
    Calm down, Father!
[02:25] ---
    What do you mean,
    an emergency situation?!
[02:26] ---
    I mean the situation
    is an emergency, of course!
[02:31] ---
    - Whaat?
    - Poot!
[02:32] ---
    Oh no!
    We're turning blank now too!
[02:35] ---
    What the heck's going on?
[02:37] ---
    Have no fear, I am here to save the day!
[02:40] ---
    Abracadabra.
[02:51] ---
    Owww… Where are we?
[02:55] ---
    Hey! Look!
[02:58] ---
    Isn't that us?
[03:00] ---
    Y-You're right…
[03:02] ---
    Wait, don't tell me…
[03:04] ---
    This is…
[03:07] ---
    The animation studio where
    Genie Family 2020 is created!
[03:12] ---
    Huh?
[03:14] ---
    - Whaat?
    - Poot!
[03:17] ---
    Wow, this is amazing!
[03:18] ---
    We're in the actual animation studio
    where we're created!
[03:23] ---
    Oh, Bull-ko!
[03:24] ---
    What are you getting
    all excited about?
[03:26] ---
    How could this happen?
[03:28] ---
    But this is the only way to
    get this emergency situation under control.
[03:32] ---
    Could you just tell me
    what the emergency situation is?
[03:35] ---
    Oh? Someone's there.
[03:42] ---
    Holy crap, I fell asleep!
[03:44] ---
    That's Producer Arakubo
    from Genie Family 2020.
[03:49] ---
    Producer?
[03:51] ---
    The show's in big trouble without him.
[03:53] ---
    It all rests on his shoulders.
[03:56] ---
    Hey, you guys are…
[03:58] ---
    What?
[03:59] ---
    What?
[04:00] ---
    What?
[04:02] ---
    What?
[04:03] ---
    Wait.
[04:04] ---
    What?
[04:05] ---
    Wait.
[04:06] ---
    What?
[04:06] ---
    Wait.
[04:07] ---
    What?
[04:08] ---
    Whaatt?!
[04:11] ---
    I can't move.
[04:13] ---
    I don't blame him.
[04:16] ---
    After all, the impossible
    has happened.
[04:18] ---
    But Producer Arakubo!
    Please, just accept reality.
[04:23] ---
    Says the genie to the producer.
[04:25] ---
    You're right.
    I'm glad you're all here.
[04:27] ---
    He actually listened to him.
[04:29] ---
    Are you here working alone,
    Producer Arakubo?
[04:32] ---
    Of course!
[04:34] ---
    Gotta hurry
    or I won't make the deadline!
[04:37] ---
    So producers do the drawing?
[04:40] ---
    Not usually,
    but since I used to be an animator
[04:43] ---
    and this is an emergency situation…
[04:45] ---
    What? There's no other staff?
[04:47] ---
    They're busy working on another
    project, they had to fill a shortage.
[04:52] ---
    Wow, really?
[04:54] ---
    We were so close to the finish line!
[04:56] ---
    What if you don't make it in time?
[05:00] ---
    Then there'll be nothing
    to put on air…
[05:02] ---
    Even worse,
[05:04] ---
    Genie Family 2020
    could be cancelled!
[05:08] ---
    GENIE FAMILY 2020 THANKS YOU
[05:10] ---
    What?!
[05:11] ---
    That's why this is
    an emergency situation.
[05:15] ---
    Well we have to do something!
[05:17] ---
    Right, we can't let that happen.
[05:20] ---
    Come on, let's do this.
[05:21] ---
    Yeah!
[05:23] ---
    You guys…
    you guys are the best.
[05:26] ---
    We need all the help we can get.
[05:29] ---
    Leave that to me.
[05:31] ---
    Abracadabra.
[05:37] ---
    EPISODE 15
[05:38] ---
    Shall I help?
[05:40] ---
    Say no more.
[05:41] ---
    Yeah, leave it to us.
[05:43] ---
    This is great.
[05:44] ---
    Anime production…
    I've always wanted to try it.
[05:47] ---
    All right! Let's put our
    heads together and do this!
[05:51] ---
    Yeah!
[05:53] ---
    Thank you, everyone!!
[05:55] ---
    What wonderful friends!
[05:58] ---
    Ororon!
[05:59] ---
    CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
[06:00] ---
    So what's this?
[06:02] ---
    This is a schedule management chart.
[06:04] ---
    SCRIPT
    STORYBOARD
[06:04] ---
    Let me explain.
[06:05] ---
    Creating anime is an involved process that
    includes scripts, storyboards, key animation,
[06:07] ---
    KEY ANIMATION
[06:09] ---
    BACKGROUNDS
[06:10] ---
    backgrounds, touch-ups
    and AfterEffects.
[06:11] ---
    TOUCH-UPS
[06:12] ---
    TOUCH-UPS
    AFTEREFFECTS
[06:14] ---
    This schedule manages
    each step of production.
[06:14] ---
    CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
[06:18] ---
    Oh, and then after that…
[06:21] ---
    Hmm… This looks like
    a real pain in the ass.
[06:24] ---
    So right now I take it
    you're not on schedule, right?
[06:28] ---
    Well who would've thought
[06:31] ---
    those bastards would
    snatch up my entire team?!
[06:34] ---
    Oh!
[06:34] ---
    Creating a schedule that's based on
    a timetable is kinda like…
[06:34] ---
    CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
[06:38] ---
    An operation chart that manages
    a vehicle's operation plan.
[06:43] ---
    Of course you'd say that!
[06:44] ---
    If we work efficiently,
    we just might be able to pull this off.
[06:48] ---
    Here I did it!
[06:50] ---
    Look, I finished.
[06:51] ---
    What? Already?
[06:53] ---
    Leave it to Akubi!
[06:56] ---
    That's Akubi?
[06:58] ---
    In anime, all you do is move it
    around like this, right?
[07:01] ---
    Yawn and I'll be there!
[07:03] ---
    That's not how it works.
[07:05] ---
    God help me...
[07:07] ---
    Listen.
[07:08] ---
    Animation works by showing a quick succession
    of sequential drawings
[07:12] ---
    that differ ever so slightly
    so as to appear as moving figures.
[07:13] ---
    Wow, it's moving!
[07:15] ---
    Amazing.
[07:16] ---
    Isn't it?
[07:17] ---
    So how many more do
    we need to draw?
[07:20] ---
    Oh, right!
[07:22] ---
    We need about two hundred more!
[07:25] ---
    Two hundred?!
[07:26] ---
    That'll give us
    about a minute of animation.
[07:29] ---
    For just one minute,
    you need that many?
[07:32] ---
    Well, we better get drawing.
[07:35] ---
    Wow, this is a real storyboard!
[07:39] ---
    A storyboard shows screen composition,
    character positions and also length of time.
[07:45] ---
    It's a visual script
    that's easy to understand.
[07:47] ---
    A storyboard is like
    the animation blueprint.
[07:51] ---
    I see… Like a blueprint, huh?
[07:54] ---
    As long as there's a blueprint…
[07:56] ---
    RAIL PATTERN A
    
    AIL PATTERN C
    
    RAIL PATTERN B
[07:58] ---
    Then all we have to do is
    put it together.
[08:00] ---
    If we work together
    we can finish this!
[08:03] ---
    Yeahh!
[08:04] ---
    And then after that.
[08:07] ---
    First, you knock out Mr. Keyframe.
[08:08] ---
    What? We can't hit someone with glasses!
    That's so mean.
[08:11] ---
    I didn't mean literally...
    I meant key animation!
[08:14] ---
    This is the drawing that
    defines each motion.
[08:16] ---
    Huh?
[08:17] ---
    You're not following are you...
[08:19] ---
    How do I put this?
[08:21] ---
    Oh, come on,
    we're running out of time!
[08:23] ---
    Then how about explaining
    with some pictures?
[08:26] ---
    Oh right!
[08:26] ---
    Great idea, Kan.
[08:28] ---
    PRIORITY!!
    KING GENIE
[08:28] ---
    I'll use the scene where Akubi
    hops off Magic Carpet.
[08:33] ---
    AKUBI
[08:34] ---
    She starts out with her hands
    down crouching on Magic Carpet.
[08:39] ---
    Then she stands up.
[08:41] ---
    This is her bending her knees,
    getting ready to jump.
[08:43] ---
    Here she jumps.
[08:45] ---
    VEST
[08:45] ---
    Finally she bends at the knee and lands.
[08:48] ---
    Notice the movement of her hair.
[08:50] ---
    These are the type of drawings
    that define each motion.
[08:53] ---
    Yeah, but if they're disconnected
    like that,
[08:55] ---
    how does it become an anime?
[08:57] ---
    Of course, later on, we fill the gaps
    between key animations with in-betweens.
[09:01] ---
    That's why we need keyframes to
    act as guides to the animation.
[09:05] ---
    All right. Here goes nothing!
[09:07] ---
    You worry me the most.
[09:09] ---
    And then after that.
[09:18] ---
    Hmm, this silence is
    making me all antsy.
[09:21] ---
    Playtime never hurt anybody.
[09:23] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo
[09:30] ---
    What on earth?
[09:35] ---
    Woah, I always
    wanted to try this!
[09:38] ---
    It has that new game too!
[09:41] ---
    What in the...
[09:42] ---
    Poot poot.
[09:44] ---
    Hm?
[09:45] ---
    Poot.
[09:52] ---
    It's gold!
[09:55] ---
    What's going on, Kaneamari?
[09:59] ---
    Poot!
[10:06] ---
    Pizza delivery!
[10:10] ---
    Ooh, looks good!
[10:11] ---
    What's a pizza guy doing here?
[10:13] ---
    Come on, guys, please.
[10:17] ---
    Done! Hmm...
    it does look kinda off.
[10:21] ---
    A-Akubi!
[10:23] ---
    So adorably spooked!
[10:27] ---
    Please, just follow the layout.
[10:29] ---
    Like this?
[10:31] ---
    Poo poo poot!
[10:32] ---
    What?
[10:33] ---
    So dignified.
[10:35] ---
    Hey!!
[10:38] ---
    Oh, I see…
[10:40] ---
    It was the little guy's magic.
[10:42] ---
    Hey, I got some decent grub out of it.
[10:44] ---
    And I got to play that neat game.
[10:46] ---
    He was so adorable.
[10:48] ---
    Yeah, I'm fired up now.
[10:50] ---
    I mean, that's nice to hear, but...
[10:52] ---
    I get it! Little Bro was trying to
    get everyone motivated.
[10:57] ---
    Is that right?
    That's my boy!
[11:02] ---
    Okay, whatever floats your boat.
[11:05] ---
    Delusion is a powerful thing.
[11:09] ---
    The key animations are good to go.
[11:12] ---
    Yeah, but they all
    look kinda different.
[11:16] ---
    The key animation director
    looks out for consistency.
[11:19] ---
    You know a lot about animation.
[11:21] ---
    But I'm worried you guys
    are in over your heads.
[11:23] ---
    The key animation director has to
    be pretty skilled at drawing…
[11:27] ---
    And there it is!
[11:29] ---
    You're really good, Ms. Amanogawa.
[11:33] ---
    I used to copy
    my favorite manga drawings.
[11:36] ---
    All right!
    Let me give it a go!
[11:39] ---
    I'm done!
[11:41] ---
    Well, I take super expensive art classes.
[11:46] ---
    It looks good, right?
[11:48] ---
    You all stink to high heaven!
[11:50] ---
    Start over!
[11:51] ---
    Whaat?!
[11:52] ---
    No, we don't have time.
    You and I will have to fix them.
[11:55] ---
    What?
[11:56] ---
    You're our only hope, Amanogawa.
[11:58] ---
    Please, Mihoshi.
[12:00] ---
    CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
[12:00] ---
    Please! Otherwise, it'll mess up
    our schedule again.
[12:03] ---
    - Please, Mihoshi.
    - Please, Amanogawa.
[12:08] ---
    And then after that.
[12:10] ---
    I finished it!
[12:13] ---
    The rest is up to you all!
[12:16] ---
    Mihoshi, you really came through.
[12:18] ---
    Now we can move on to
    in-between animation.
[12:20] ---
    In-between animation!
    The real meat of the process!
[12:23] ---
    Observe, observe.
[12:25] ---
    This is a sequence of only key animation.
[12:27] ---
    But with the in-between animation…
[12:29] ---
    See how smooth it gets?
[12:32] ---
    Pretty amazing I'd say.
[12:36] ---
    All right, we're almost done.
[12:39] ---
    Oh thank goodness gracious.
[12:41] ---
    CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
[12:42] ---
    Good, we're right on schedule too.
[12:45] ---
    I feel like we just made up
    for a train delay.
[12:48] ---
    Oh, maybe we can change
    this part a little…
[12:52] ---
    You're like a production assistant.
[12:55] ---
    Huh?
[12:55] ---
    What is that? A production assistant?
[12:58] ---
    It's the person who makes adjustments so
    every department can stay right on schedule.
[13:03] ---
    It's pretty tough work.
[13:06] ---
    Yeah but you're one of the few who get to
    guide the entire process start to finish.
[13:10] ---
    It's really rewarding.
[13:12] ---
    Oh, I was just guessing
    about all that train stuff I said back there.
[13:17] ---
    Yeah, but thanks to you,
    everything is running smoothly.
[13:22] ---
    You think so?
[13:24] ---
    Definitely!
[13:25] ---
    All right!
[13:26] ---
    Well, we can't let
    Kan be the only hotshot around!
[13:29] ---
    Yeahh!
[13:30] ---
    Looks like everything's gonna
    be okay after all.
[13:34] ---
    Let's see. Let's take a look at
    the ones that are done.
[13:37] ---
    What…on earth?!
[13:40] ---
    What's wrong, Father?
[13:41] ---
    Your little brother's face is on Kan!
[13:45] ---
    On this too.
[13:46] ---
    And this.
[13:47] ---
    And this one too.
[13:48] ---
    That little stinker's face is on everyone!
[13:52] ---
    No way.
[13:55] ---
    Guess they found out.
[13:57] ---
    Damn, I was gonna be a star.
[14:00] ---
    It was him!
[14:01] ---
    Put everything back right now.
[14:03] ---
    All right, all right.
[14:05] ---
    Poot!
[14:07] ---
    Shit, it stuck.
[14:09] ---
    Hmm…
[14:10] ---
    What are we going to do?
[14:12] ---
    What?
[14:13] ---
    If we don't act fast,
    this'll be the Prince Farty Show.
[14:17] ---
    But how can we fix them all?
    We won't make it in time.
[14:21] ---
    Yeah…
[14:21] ---
    No!
[14:22] ---
    We have to make it in time.
[14:24] ---
    We have to fix every last one,
    whatever it takes.
[14:27] ---
    Gotta do something,
    gotta do something,
[14:31] ---
    - Producer Arakubo…
    - Gotta do something!
[14:33] ---
    We can't miss the air date!
[14:41] ---
    We're able to watch anime every day
[14:45] ---
    because of the hard work
    of people like him.
[14:47] ---
    Yeah… You're absolutely right.
[14:53] ---
    All right!
[14:54] ---
    CONTINUATION IN 3 DAYS!
[14:55] ---
    I'm going to adjust the schedule.
[14:57] ---
    We are going to make that deadline!
[14:59] ---
    Right! We've worked too hard
    to not make it all the way.
[15:02] ---
    That's right. You guys?
[15:04] ---
    Yup, failure isn't an option.
[15:06] ---
    Yeah, teamwork all the way.
[15:09] ---
    Bring it on, I'm ready!
[15:11] ---
    Yeah, to the bitter end!
[15:13] ---
    All right, guys! We can do it!
[15:18] ---
    You guys!
[15:19] ---
    Thank you!
[15:20] ---
    Let's do this together!
[15:23] ---
    Poot.
[15:24] ---
    And then after that.
[15:28] ---
    Okay!
[15:30] ---
    Okay!
[15:31] ---
    Okay!
[15:33] ---
    Awesome!
    They're all fixed.
[15:35] ---
    It looks great.
    Thank you, everyone!
[15:40] ---
    We did it. It's done!
[15:42] ---
    No, now we're in
    the touch-up phase.
[15:45] ---
    We have to add the color.
[15:46] ---
    Huh?
[15:47] ---
    Listen children.
[15:48] ---
    Years ago, a brush was used
    to color in each page.
[15:52] ---
    But now, we use computers.
[15:56] ---
    TOUCH-UP ANIMATION
[15:57] ---
    Make sure you color in
    even the smallest detail.
[16:00] ---
    Okay.
[16:01] ---
    Let's see, I'll enlarge this and…
[16:03] ---
    Oops, I forgot to
    color this part in.
[16:05] ---
    What? Even those parts?
[16:07] ---
    I'm sure it's okay
    to miss a little bit…
[16:09] ---
    No, you can't.
[16:10] ---
    You'll know right away
    if it's missing color.
[16:13] ---
    Next is this.
[16:14] ---
    Oh, Father's eye looks strange.
[16:16] ---
    Wow, that's neat.
[16:18] ---
    It seems minor but it isn't.
[16:21] ---
    Now you see, right?
[16:22] ---
    Yeah! I promise I won't miss a thing.
[16:25] ---
    Is this... a power outage?
[16:26] ---
    He just can't give us a break.
[16:29] ---
    Don't blame me!
[16:30] ---
    Check this out, guys.
[16:31] ---
    Look outside.
[16:35] ---
    The lights…
[16:36] ---
    They're out everywhere.
[16:38] ---
    Is it really a blackout?
[16:40] ---
    Of all times!
[16:42] ---
    The computers are
    useless without electricity.
[16:44] ---
    We're totally screwed now.
[16:48] ---
    That's it… I give up.
[16:52] ---
    I've lost all hope.
[16:54] ---
    Not with me around.
[16:57] ---
    King Genie?
[16:58] ---
    It's too soon to give up.
[17:01] ---
    Father.
[17:02] ---
    King Genie!
[17:03] ---
    Abracadabra.
[17:07] ---
    Huh?
[17:08] ---
    My handy-dandy genie generator
    can knock out any power outage.
[17:14] ---
    People power it?
[17:15] ---
    I thought you were going to
    make electricity for us.
[17:19] ---
    Oh no, that's impossible
    even for me.
[17:22] ---
    Well, it'll be impossible to
    generate electricity with that thing.
[17:25] ---
    Not to worry!
[17:27] ---
    Abracadabra.
[17:31] ---
    I have enough for everyone.
[17:33] ---
    If you put everyone on a bike,
    no one's gonna be able to work.
[17:39] ---
    Yeah, it sure would be a shame
    for the show to end like this…
[17:43] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo
[17:52] ---
    The lights are back on!
[17:54] ---
    Could that've been the little guy?
[17:56] ---
    Wow, amazing.
[17:58] ---
    Look, I'm sorry I blamed
    you for the power outage.
[18:01] ---
    And thanks.
[18:03] ---
    Humph.
    Just get this thing over with.
[18:06] ---
    I can't reach!
[18:08] ---
    Oh, the color's off there.
[18:10] ---
    Huh? Oh yeah, you're right.
[18:12] ---
    Producer Arakubo!
[18:13] ---
    We're finally available.
[18:14] ---
    We can get back to work here now.
[18:17] ---
    Thanks, everyone.
[18:19] ---
    Wow, you have a huge team.
[18:22] ---
    I heard everything.
    You guys were a huge help.
[18:26] ---
    You even managed to make electricity
    during the blackout.
[18:29] ---
    Thank you so much.
[18:31] ---
    We'll take it from here.
[18:35] ---
    We'd really like to help
    if you guys will let us.
[18:38] ---
    Yes, please let us.
[18:39] ---
    Yes, please.
[18:40] ---
    Yeah, we've come this far.
[18:43] ---
    You can count on me too.
[18:44] ---
    All right, you've really proved yourselves.
[18:47] ---
    Let's wrap this up together.
[18:50] ---
    Yeahh!
[18:52] ---
    You gotta want it!
[18:55] ---
    Finally… finally it's done!
[19:01] ---
    We really did it!
[19:03] ---
    Thank goodness we made it.
[19:05] ---
    So you guys wanna
    see what you made?
[19:08] ---
    Yeah, let's watch!
[19:10] ---
    DAILIES SCREENING ROOM
[19:17] ---
    I can't wait.
[19:18] ---
    Yeah, I hope we did okay.
[19:21] ---
    Come on, let's watch it.
[19:22] ---
    Yeah, hurry up!
[19:24] ---
    Okay, here we go.
[19:27] ---
    I'm so excited.
[19:29] ---
    It'll be amazing, I can feel it.
[19:30] ---
    GENIE FAMILY 2020
    DIFFERENT THINGS SCARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE
[19:38] ---
    Oh, I'm so nervous.
[19:41] ---
    Yeah.
[19:52] ---
    Kan! Time to find your dream
    and another internship!
[19:57] ---
    What? But today I was finally
    supposed to get some rest.
[20:00] ---
    Come on, up and at 'em!
[20:02] ---
    All right, all right.
[20:05] ---
    Let's go!
[20:06] ---
    Slow down or you'll hurt yourself.
[20:08] ---
    Good, the story continues.
[20:23] ---
    The scenes you guys worked on
    will start now.
[20:28] ---
    Looks good.
[20:30] ---
    Yeah, the timing's perfect too.
[20:32] ---
    Wow, amazing.
[20:34] ---
    Yeah, we did it.
[20:36] ---
    I had a tough time coloring that.
[20:38] ---
    I tried to color neatly.
[20:41] ---
    I drew that key animation!
[20:44] ---
    Not bad, if I do say so myself.
[20:47] ---
    Wow, her movements are so smooth.
[20:51] ---
    Kan, all your hard work paid off!
[20:54] ---
    Sure, it might not be
    the most exciting scene in the world…
[20:56] ---
    It makes me proud
    knowing how we came together as a team.
[21:02] ---
    We interrupt this show to
    bring you a message.
[21:05] ---
    Huh?
[21:09] ---
    What?
[21:10] ---
    Why are they all Father?
[21:12] ---
    I thought we fixed them all.
[21:14] ---
    Yeah, and I double checked.
[21:16] ---
    Then how?
[21:18] ---
    And now…
[21:19] ---
    A change from
    our scheduled programming.
[21:21] ---
    "Everyone is King Genie!"
[21:24] ---
    Part 1.
[21:25] ---
    Here we go!
[21:27] ---
    Are your DVR's set?
[21:30] ---
    Hurry over to your TV set.
[21:34] ---
    Kan! Time to find your dream
    and another internship!
[21:40] ---
    What? But today I was finally
    supposed to get some rest.
[21:44] ---
    Come on, up and at 'em!
[21:46] ---
    Let's go.
[21:48] ---
    And then after that.
[21:50] ---
    Next time, we'll be back to
    our regular Genie Family 2020!
[22:05] ---
    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
[22:09] ---
    that shows after a full stomach
[22:13] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:18] ---
    Happiness links
[22:22] ---
    Even if we're far, far apart
[22:26] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let's jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    may our dreams come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time!)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:58] ---
    For tomorrow there will be sun
[23:00] ---
    together we will be as one
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    someone sends someone
[23:09] ---
    strength by a cheer
[23:11] ---
    all around the world
[23:13] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    You creep into the cave,
[23:28] ---
    and are struck by a terrible foreboding.
[23:33] ---
    And then from far away,
    you hear drip, drip...
[23:37] ---
    Are they drops of water?
[23:39] ---
    Drip, drip...
[23:41] ---
    Is it getting closer?
[23:43] ---
    Were they footsteps?
[23:45] ---
    Drip...
[23:47] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:48] ---
    DIFFERENT THINGS SCARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE
[23:50] ---
    Different Things Scare Different People.
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:55] ---
    

Season 1

E16 - Different Things Scare Different People

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[00:06] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:07] ---
    And today!
[00:08] ---
    It's that time again.
[00:11] ---
    Today we're all about ema.
[00:12] ---
    Long, long ago,
[00:15] ---
    horses were donated to shrines
    to have one's prayers answered.
[00:20] ---
    Over time, instead of horses,
[00:23] ---
    people began to donate
    paintings of horses.
[00:26] ---
    Nowadays,
    ema have all sorts of pictures on them.
[00:29] ---
    GETTING INTO COLLEGE
    WISH
[00:30] ---
    Fifty years ago
[00:31] ---
    you would have never
    seen these kinds of illustrations on ema.
[00:36] ---
    I wonder if yours truly
    will really make that wish come true?
[00:39] ---
    If you want that wish granted,
    than look no further than moi!
[00:42] ---
    In just fifty years…
[00:44] ---
    PRAYING FOR A HIT
[00:44] ---
    Amazing!
[00:59] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:07] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:14] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:25] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:34] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:38] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[01:44] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:48] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:52] ---
    Achoo!
[02:01] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:04] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:17] ---
    DIFFERENT THINGS
    SCARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE
[02:17] ---
    Kantaro!
[02:19] ---
    Hey, Kantaro!
[02:21] ---
    Aren't you and the gang scheduled for
    some spiritual cultivation at the temple today?
[02:25] ---
    Spiritual cultivation at the temple?
[02:26] ---
    TRAINS MONTHLY
[02:26] ---
    Oh that? Thanks but no thanks.
[02:29] ---
    Thanks but no thanks?
[02:30] ---
    The spiritual retreat at Mamenoki Temple is
    a sacred summer tradition
[02:33] ---
    Mamenoki School fifth graders have
    have kept alive for generations!
[02:37] ---
    I went when I was your age.
[02:39] ---
    Grandpa too.
[02:42] ---
    Grandpa went too?
[02:44] ---
    That must've been a long time ago.
[02:46] ---
    Didn't you hear me,
    I said it was a tradition.
[02:51] ---
    Come on, Kan.
[02:52] ---
    That training…
[02:53] ---
    – All right. Couldn't hurt.
    – That's a first!
[02:55] ---
    You usually use every excuse in
    the book not to go…
[02:59] ---
    And then after that.
[03:04] ---
    I didn't think you'd come, Kan.
[03:06] ---
    Well, ya know.
[03:08] ---
    The kids' club summer event
    is a spiritual retreat at the temple.
[03:11] ---
    Every year, we split up into groups
    and come here to Mamenoki Temple.
[03:16] ---
    Welcome, welcome, as you'll see,
[03:19] ---
    our expansive grounds
    are conducive to all types of activities.
[03:21] ---
    For details, please do visit our
    website and follow us on social media.
[03:25] ---
    OFFERING
[03:26] ---
    So tech savvy.
[03:27] ---
    First things first, please grab your rags,
    and start wiping down the floor.
[03:31] ---
    Not so high-tech after all.
[03:43] ---
    I won!
[03:45] ---
    Stop playing around.
[03:47] ---
    Hey, I'm working hard!
[03:49] ---
    Now that our space is cleansed,
    we are ready for Zen meditation.
[03:53] ---
    Neat and tidy, neat and tidy.
[03:55] ---
    For those of you who can sit in
    the lotus position, please do so.
[03:58] ---
    What is that?
[04:00] ---
    This is what you call
    the lotus position.
[04:03] ---
    If it proves too difficult,
[04:04] ---
    please adopt a half-lotus position
    resting one foot on thigh.
[04:06] ---
    And if that is too uncomfortable,
    then sitting cross-legged is fine.
[04:09] ---
    There! I did the lotus position!
[04:11] ---
    – Woah!
    – That's amazing, Akubi!
[04:13] ---
    You really think?
[04:15] ---
    Oh wow, Akubi never ceases to amaze.
[04:16] ---
    I genuinely don't
    know how people do this.
[04:20] ---
    Let those thoughts go,
    and embrace serenity.
[04:24] ---
    If you happen to lose concentration,
[04:25] ---
    I will use this
    to bring your mind back.
[04:28] ---
    Serenity now.
[04:32] ---
    Staying still like this is torture.
[04:35] ---
    I wonder what these guys can cook.
[04:41] ---
    Pesky thoughts, begone!
[04:44] ---
    Akubi…
[04:48] ---
    Evil spirits, begone!
[04:55] ---
    I see something.
[04:58] ---
    Whoa, cool.
[05:00] ---
    Well, whatcha think?
    Pretty neat, right?
[05:04] ---
    Why is Mr. Kumayama
    making that face…?
[05:07] ---
    This is Mamenoki Falls.
[05:10] ---
    We conduct meditation here too.
[05:12] ---
    So, who would like to try today?
[05:17] ---
    It's freezing!
[05:19] ---
    We consider its pristine waters sacred.
[05:21] ---
    Now, who will stand under the waterfall?
[05:23] ---
    Sorry, but...
[05:25] ---
    I must decline.
[05:26] ---
    Will it make me richer?
[05:28] ---
    Well, that depends on you.
[05:30] ---
    It has enlightened some,
    and has brought peace to others.
[05:34] ---
    Yeah, maybe another time.
[05:37] ---
    It'll just make me hungrier.
[05:39] ---
    Unless the reward is a model train,
    then I think I'm good.
[05:44] ---
    No one wants to give it a chance?
[05:47] ---
    Certainly no one will force you, but…
[05:49] ---
    I'll try.
[05:51] ---
    What?!
[05:52] ---
    You sure you're okay, Kantaro?
[05:54] ---
    Kan, that's wonderful!
[05:56] ---
    Wow, you're really into it today.
[05:58] ---
    Yeah, kinda.
[05:59] ---
    Attaboy, Yotayama!
    I'm really impressed!
[06:03] ---
    I'll join ya!
[06:06] ---
    Me too.
[06:15] ---
    You're still young, Kantaro.
[06:17] ---
    The sky's the limit!
[06:18] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[06:22] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't?
[06:26] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[06:29] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[06:31] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[06:34] ---
    It's better to regret…
[06:36] ---
    …what you have done
    than what you haven't.
[06:39] ---
    Are you okay, Kan?
[06:40] ---
    That was a bad idea.
[06:44] ---
    Regret is often
    the stepping stone to enlightenment.
[06:48] ---
    Really?
[06:49] ---
    Yeah, you did great.
[06:52] ---
    I did?
[06:53] ---
    Yes, you did.
[06:54] ---
    Welcome one, welcome all!
[06:55] ---
    FORTUNES
[06:57] ---
    Hurry, they're goin' fast!
[07:00] ---
    You know, we're selling omamori.
[07:01] ---
    I'm not sure
    that's the most appropriate way to call people.
[07:04] ---
    PRAYER
[07:04] ---
    You know, I wonder what kind
    of wishes this temple specializes in.
[07:10] ---
    The type of wish does not matter.
[07:10] ---
    FORTUNES
[07:12] ---
    What if I write that I
    want to be a voice actor?
[07:14] ---
    Or if I want better grades?
[07:15] ---
    Yes, I'll explain that
    to all of you later.
[07:19] ---
    Shrines have miko too.
[07:19] ---
    I WISH TO HAVE MORE "AND THENS."
[07:25] ---
    We sure sold a lot.
[07:27] ---
    I hear we get to work in the kitchen next.
[07:29] ---
    Yay.
[07:31] ---
    Wow, Akubi dressed up as a miko.
[07:33] ---
    She's always so
    gosh darn pretty.
[07:38] ---
    Oh no, dammit, no…
[07:41] ---
    – Here it comes.
    – Ready?
[07:50] ---
    The wind is calling me!
[07:53] ---
    Hey, it's you.
[07:55] ---
    So then who?
[07:56] ---
    Sorry, it was me.
[07:58] ---
    Where the hell am I?
[07:59] ---
    Little Bro!
[08:02] ---
    What are they doing now?
[08:07] ---
    Tonight's sustenance consists of rice porridge,
    soup and pickles…
[08:11] ---
    That's it?
[08:14] ---
    This is a retreat.
[08:16] ---
    Thank you for the meal.
[08:21] ---
    More, please.
[08:21] ---
    Me too!
[08:22] ---
    There are no seconds.
[08:24] ---
    What?!
[08:25] ---
    This is an ascetic practice.
[08:28] ---
    Thank you for the sustenance.
[08:31] ---
    Our temple has a long and proud history.
[08:35] ---
    It is the source of many stories,
    passed down generation to generation.
[08:39] ---
    One such story
    pertains to a certain hill.
[08:45] ---
    The hill standing behind us
    with the shrine at the top.
[08:49] ---
    Write your wish on this ema, and offer it at the shrine
    on a night unlike any other,
[08:50] ---
    PRAYER
[08:56] ---
    legend has it your wish shall be granted.
[09:00] ---
    That night unlike any other is tonight.
[09:03] ---
    Then we have to do it!
[09:05] ---
    But I'm so hungry.
[09:09] ---
    Yes, you know our temple
    has a long and proud history…
[09:13] ---
    It is the source of many stories,
    passed down generation to generation.
[09:16] ---
    One such story
    pertains to a certain hill.
[09:17] ---
    You already told us that.
[09:19] ---
    It is a site of many graves.
[09:23] ---
    Including those of several vanquished warriors
    who fled their enemies during the Sengoku period.
[09:26] ---
    You mean... they actually come out?
[09:28] ---
    In misery and defeat,
[09:31] ---
    these former warriors
    met their end in dishonor,
[09:33] ---
    I would expect them to
    return, wrathful and resentful.
[09:35] ---
    No!
[09:37] ---
    You will find Tengu pines as well.
[09:39] ---
    So it's haunted?
[09:40] ---
    This is the land of Tengu after all…
[09:45] ---
    Before the temple
    lies the Gate of Dual Guardians.
[09:47] ---
    There are ghosts there too?
[09:49] ---
    Resolve in your heart
    will keep you from harm.
[09:52] ---
    Then there is the Mamenoki jizo.
[09:54] ---
    What about those?
[09:56] ---
    Well behaved children
    usually escape their wrath.
[09:59] ---
    But I suppose it's all just legend.
[10:04] ---
    So have you decided?
[10:06] ---
    Will you offer up an ema wish?
[10:09] ---
    I will!
[10:11] ---
    What? You want to go
    through with this, Akubi?
[10:13] ---
    Oh, I guess it's okay,
    ghosts are just make-believe anyway.
[10:17] ---
    What are you talking about, Mario?
[10:19] ---
    Huh?
[10:19] ---
    You know genies are real,
    ghosts have to be real too!
[10:24] ---
    What?
[10:25] ---
    I'll do it.
[10:26] ---
    Yeah, me too.
[10:27] ---
    What?
[10:30] ---
    Well, well, well,
    if it isn't a bit of bravery bubbling to the surface.
[10:33] ---
    I'll go.
[10:35] ---
    Akubi, don't you worry,
    ghosts and spirits won't get in our way!
[10:40] ---
    We'll do this together.
[10:41] ---
    That's right!
[10:42] ---
    Fear's got nothing on us,
    as long as we're together.
[10:44] ---
    – Yeah, yeah.
    – All right, let's all go together.
[10:46] ---
    What? All of us?
[10:47] ---
    So you're willing to try?
[10:49] ---
    Yes!
[10:49] ---
    PRAYER
[10:50] ---
    Then each of you, write your wish
    on your personal ema.
[10:53] ---
    Okay!
[10:57] ---
    Great! Keep up that enthusiasm, everybody.
[11:01] ---
    PRAYER
[11:02] ---
    Roar!
[11:04] ---
    Poot?
[11:05] ---
    Something's fishy…
[11:12] ---
    Hi, Mr. Kumayama.
[11:14] ---
    Hello, Mr. Yotayama.
    Glad to have your help.
[11:17] ---
    Of course.
    This'll be good for them.
[11:20] ---
    Let's really give them
    a good healthy scare tonight.
[11:24] ---
    Yeah, I know we can come up with something
    way scarier than when we were kids.
[11:32] ---
    Oh, I get it.
[11:33] ---
    So the grown ups are trying to
    kick this little test of courage up a notch.
[11:37] ---
    Nowadays, we got stuff like this.
[11:41] ---
    See?
[11:45] ---
    A will-o'-wisp using a drone?
    That's great.
[11:50] ---
    This projector will be perfect
    for spooking them with ghosts and stuff.
[11:54] ---
    Oh, that's cool too.
[11:58] ---
    Lame! Yeah right.
    Like that'll scare anyone!
[12:03] ---
    All right then,
    shall we take our positions?
[12:05] ---
    Yes, see you at you-know-where.
[12:12] ---
    Oh? Huh?
[12:14] ---
    What are you doing here?
[12:17] ---
    Poot!
[12:18] ---
    So precious.
[12:22] ---
    Okay, okay.
    You can come with me.
[12:25] ---
    Easy as pie.
[12:27] ---
    PRAYER
    HEALTH COMES FIRST
    GENKI GONDAWARA
[12:27] ---
    I'm done! Health comes first!
[12:29] ---
    I wanna taste the world!
[12:31] ---
    PRAYER
    A FAMILY TRIP TO
    THE CAYMAN ISLANDS
    YUMIZU KANEAMARI
[12:31] ---
    A family trip
    to the Cayman Islands.
[12:33] ---
    All right, I'm done too.
[12:35] ---
    Hmm…
[12:37] ---
    When you're done,
    take a paper lantern and gather at the hill in the back.
[12:40] ---
    Don't forget insect repellent too, okay?
[12:42] ---
    I can go anytime.
[12:44] ---
    The small shrine is at
    the top of this hill.
[12:46] ---
    That is where you must deliver your ema.
[12:50] ---
    It sure is dark.
[12:51] ---
    Remember, together we can beat fear.
[12:54] ---
    Please do watch your step.
[12:57] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[12:58] ---
    Someone take the lead.
[13:00] ---
    All right, I'll go.
[13:13] ---
    This place is really freeky
    with or without ghosts.
[13:19] ---
    Like one's gonna pop out any second.
[13:20] ---
    Shut up.
    Quit saying stuff like that!
[13:26] ---
    So this is
    the Mamenoki jizo…
[13:28] ---
    Oh, nothing scary here.
[13:31] ---
    Come on, let's hurry.
[13:35] ---
    Hey, wait up guys!
[13:44] ---
    Ahhh…Uuu…
[13:53] ---
    Huh?
[13:59] ---
    Money talks! Money talks!
[14:03] ---
    Money talks!
[14:06] ---
    Get me outta here!
[14:08] ---
    I've never seen Kaneamari run so fast.
[14:10] ---
    I bet he chickened out.
[14:13] ---
    Boo…
[14:22] ---
    Here they come, Mr. Yotayama.
[14:24] ---
    You ready? It's show time!
[14:30] ---
    Huh?
[14:31] ---
    Oh the humanity…
[14:36] ---
    Oh?
[14:38] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:39] ---
    Nothing…
[14:40] ---
    You mind taking over the lead?
[14:43] ---
    Sure.
[14:45] ---
    Everyone stick together, okay?
[14:46] ---
    Hey, Mario.
    You see someone weird up there?
[14:50] ---
    Someone weird? Not really.
[14:53] ---
    You sure? Well then, that's good.
[14:56] ---
    Oww!
[14:57] ---
    Don't just stop,
    Manpukuzaka!
[15:02] ---
    There it is!
[15:04] ---
    Oh the humanity…
[15:12] ---
    I saw him... the fallen soldier guy…
[15:15] ---
    He's not following us, is he?
[15:17] ---
    We should be far enough
    from him now, right?
[15:20] ---
    Yeah, he probably can't move very fast.
[15:22] ---
    I mean, he looked all beat up.
[15:24] ---
    We should be able to outrun him.
[15:26] ---
    I don't think
    we're dealing with your ordinary beat up guy.
[15:29] ---
    Should I go ask if he's okay?
[15:32] ---
    No, come on.
[15:34] ---
    Full speed ahead.
[15:35] ---
    Yeah, no looking back.
[15:37] ---
    Right…before that creepy
    warrior comes back.
[15:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:44] ---
    What is it?
[15:45] ---
    What happened?
[15:46] ---
    Phew, that's a relief.
[15:48] ---
    It's nothing.
    Just a harmless snake.
[15:50] ---
    Snake?
[15:52] ---
    Yeah, you usually see them
    on this hill.
[15:54] ---
    See what? Snakes?
[15:56] ---
    Yeah.
[16:03] ---
    Wow, I had no idea
    they were that scared of snakes?
[16:06] ---
    Well, different things
    scare different people.
[16:08] ---
    You're okay with snakes, Akubi?
[16:10] ---
    Yes, I have a friend
    who's a snake charmer.
[16:13] ---
    You're always full of surprises.
[16:16] ---
    Akubi, let's hurry.
[16:18] ---
    Okay.
[16:19] ---
    Hang on, guys.
[16:20] ---
    And then, and then,
    and then, and then…
[16:22] ---
    And then, and then,
    and then, and then…
[16:24] ---
    And then, and then,
    and then, and then…
[16:29] ---
    And then!
[16:33] ---
    There!
[16:37] ---
    And then, and then,
    and then, and then…
[16:40] ---
    Hey, Manpukuzaka!
[16:42] ---
    You're right. Different things
    really do scare different people.
[16:46] ---
    You're not scared, Mario?
[16:48] ---
    No, I am.
[16:50] ---
    But it doesn't matter,
    I can't stop.
[16:51] ---
    I have to get my wish granted.
[16:55] ---
    You're not scared, Kan?
[16:57] ---
    Sure I am, but…
[17:00] ---
    What about me is scary?
[17:02] ---
    Wow, look how big
    that pine tree is.
[17:05] ---
    This must be the Tengu tree
    the priest was talking about.
[17:09] ---
    Be careful, Akubi, okay?
[17:11] ---
    Let's just get through this,
    carefully but quickly…
[17:14] ---
    Mario!
[17:15] ---
    Mario!
[17:16] ---
    Oww…
[17:18] ---
    Oh no!
    We have to go back and have it looked at.
[17:21] ---
    Go back? No way.
[17:24] ---
    I will deliver my ema offering,
    I will get my wish granted.
[17:28] ---
    Oww.
[17:29] ---
    Mario!
[17:30] ---
    See? There's no way.
[17:32] ---
    There's only one thing to do!
[17:34] ---
    Hocus Pocus!
[17:42] ---
    Akubi…
[17:44] ---
    It was an accident.
    These things happen.
[17:46] ---
    Let's go back together.
[17:47] ---
    Yes, let's.
[17:50] ---
    Kan.
[17:51] ---
    Huh?
[17:52] ---
    Please take mine for me.
[17:53] ---
    It probably won't work,
    but you can dedicate it on my behalf.
[17:57] ---
    Kan, please take mine too.
[18:00] ---
    Okay.
[18:02] ---
    All right, Mario. Let's go.
[18:05] ---
    Ooh.
    I think my dream just came true.
[18:09] ---
    Dangit... come on, just this once.
[18:12] ---
    I can't... I can't…
[18:14] ---
    ...and then there was one…
[18:19] ---
    Go back, go back.
[18:25] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[18:30] ---
    Go back!
[18:33] ---
    Regret?
[18:37] ---
    All I have to do is
    get through this…
[18:40] ---
    Stop!
[18:43] ---
    Trespassers shall not pass.
[18:45] ---
    Trespassers shall not pass.
[18:47] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[18:50] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[18:52] ---
    – It's better to regret what you have done
    – Go back,
[18:53] ---
    – than what you haven't.
    – go back,
[18:54] ---
    It's better to regret what you have done
[18:56] ---
    – than what you haven't.
    – go back…
[18:57] ---
    That Kantaro, he's actually got guts.
[19:00] ---
    Poot!
[19:02] ---
    No, Akubi! That wasn't me!
[19:06] ---
    Oh, you're?
[19:08] ---
    Phew.
[19:09] ---
    I finally made it.
[19:17] ---
    PRAYER
    I WANT TO GET CLOSER TO AKUBI!
    MARIO
[19:17] ---
    "I want to get closer to Akubi!
    Mario!"
[19:20] ---
    Of course that's his wish.
[19:23] ---
    PRAYER
    I WANT TO BE QUEEN.
    AKUBI
[19:24] ---
    "I want to be queen. Akubi."
[19:27] ---
    She sure is determined.
[19:29] ---
    As for me…
[19:31] ---
    PRAYER
[19:45] ---
    PRAYER
    AKUBI
[19:48] ---
    Hey, Kan!
[19:50] ---
    I came to pick you up.
[19:51] ---
    Oh no!
[19:57] ---
    Amazing, Kan.
[19:59] ---
    You did it all by yourself!
[20:00] ---
    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
[20:03] ---
    Huh?
[20:04] ---
    It's what Grandpa told me
    the other day.
[20:07] ---
    PRAYER
    I WANT TO BE QUEEN.
    AKUBI
[20:08] ---
    That's what I kept telling myself
    through all today's challenges.
[20:13] ---
    I really hope our wishes come true.
[20:15] ---
    What you haven't done…
[20:17] ---
    Huh? What?
[20:19] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[20:20] ---
    Well, guess it's time to go home.
[20:23] ---
    You're not getting on?
[20:25] ---
    No, I need to do this.
[20:28] ---
    Okay then I'll go with you.
[20:32] ---
    Akubi!
[20:37] ---
    Wow, that was scary.
[20:40] ---
    These steps are steep
    so you have to be careful.
[20:42] ---
    Thank you, Kan.
[20:47] ---
    By the way, how's Mario?
[20:49] ---
    Just a sprain.
    No big deal they said.
[20:52] ---
    I see.
[20:54] ---
    By the way, those two guardians…
[20:56] ---
    I saw them move.
[21:00] ---
    You know what I think?
[21:01] ---
    I bet it was all the little rascal's doing.
[21:04] ---
    Your brother...
[21:06] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[21:08] ---
    – Yup. He must've been trying to scare everyone.
    – Hope you get scared.
[21:12] ---
    I was so scared,
    I didn't even notice,
[21:14] ---
    but that makes sense.
[21:16] ---
    When I was taking Mario back,
[21:18] ---
    I saw him going back
    inside the bottle.
[21:20] ---
    Then no more pesky spooky ghosts.
[21:22] ---
    Yup.
[21:31] ---
    Oh?
[21:32] ---
    What are you two doing here?
[21:34] ---
    Huh?
[21:34] ---
    You know, that's a good question…
[21:37] ---
    By the time we came to,
[21:38] ---
    we were bitten all over
    by mosquitoes.
[21:40] ---
    That was really scary.
[21:42] ---
    So even you have
    something you're scared of.
[21:49] ---
    Hmm, looks like Kan is
    about to find his dream…
[22:05] ---
    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
[22:09] ---
    that shows after a full stomach
[22:13] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:18] ---
    Happiness links
[22:22] ---
    Even if we're far, far apart
[22:26] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let's jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    may our dreams come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time!)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:59] ---
    For tomorrow there will be sun
[23:00] ---
    together we will be as one
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    someone sends someone
[23:09] ---
    strength by a cheer
[23:11] ---
    all around the world
[23:14] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:27] ---
    And then after that.
    Hello, I'm the one who says and then.
[23:30] ---
    You're always wearing a hat,
    aren't you?
[23:33] ---
    You too.
[23:34] ---
    What do you look
    like if I take it off?
[23:36] ---
    No don't!
[23:38] ---
    Huh?
[23:39] ---
    Sometimes it's best to not ask and then.
[23:43] ---
    So, what's the next show, Kan?
[23:44] ---
    Oh right.
    Next time on Genie Family 2020,
[23:45] ---
    ROBBERY AT THE MANSION.
    SOLVING THE CASE!
[23:48] ---
    Robbery at the Mansion.
    Solving the Case!
[23:52] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E17 - Robbery at the Mansion. Solving the Case!

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[00:07] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:08] ---
    And today!
[00:09] ---
    We look backwards and forwards.
[00:12] ---
    Let's talk about keys.
[00:13] ---
    Fifty years ago,
    most keys looked like this.
[00:18] ---
    They look a lot like that today.
[00:20] ---
    There were also these.
[00:22] ---
    Wow, so simple.
[00:24] ---
    What's that?
[00:26] ---
    A security bar.
[00:27] ---
    Check this out.
[00:29] ---
    But burglars could still break in.
[00:32] ---
    Now we have
    what's called dimple locks.
[00:36] ---
    There's also the category called electronic keys,
[00:39] ---
    we have all sorts of ways
    of opening a door without a key now.
[00:43] ---
    Yeah, you can use a card or a remote.
[00:46] ---
    For this, you need a PIN.
[00:49] ---
    Definitely not my forte.
[00:52] ---
    You can use your fingerprint too.
[00:55] ---
    – But if for some reason it can't read it,
    – Let me in! Let me in!
[00:56] ---
    – then you might be spending the night alfresco.
    – Let me in! Let me in!
[00:59] ---
    – You can even open doors with your smartphone now.
    – Let me in! Let me in!
[01:03] ---
    Whoa!
[01:04] ---
    So!
[01:05] ---
    Please, Father.
    Buy me a smartphone!
[01:08] ---
    Yeah, me too!
[01:10] ---
    We were talking about keys.
    How did we end up there?
[01:14] ---
    In just fifty years…
[01:16] ---
    Amazing!
[01:31] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:39] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:46] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:57] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:06] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:10] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:16] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:20] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:24] ---
    Achoo!
[02:33] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:36] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:49] ---
    ROBBERY AT THE MANSION.
    SOLVING THE CASE!
[02:52] ---
    I've called you all here for one reason,
    and one reason alone.
[02:55] ---
    I'm in a bit of a pickle.
[02:58] ---
    You're asking us for help?
[03:01] ---
    So, what seems to be the problem?
[03:05] ---
    This.
[03:06] ---
    Wow, what a pretty piece
    of modern art.
[03:08] ---
    No! This is Dad's special golf club!
[03:13] ---
    Your dad sure must be good
    if he can hit a ball with that thing.
[03:18] ---
    No! It used to be straight, idiot.
[03:22] ---
    I… well…
    I made a little boo-boo and bent it.
[03:26] ---
    How does a little boo-boo do that?
[03:30] ---
    Yesterday,
    when I was practicing alone
[03:33] ---
    in the Kaneamari collection room…
[03:47] ---
    What do you think I should do?
[03:48] ---
    Just buy a new one.
[03:50] ---
    I can't,
    some president gave it to my dad,
[03:53] ---
    so there's only one in the whole world.
[03:56] ---
    You can't just come clean and apologize?
[03:58] ---
    Dad has always said
    if I ever mess up,
[04:01] ---
    he'll throw me into
    a boarding school in Switzerland.
[04:05] ---
    I'll just die!
[04:08] ---
    I hear their fondue is scrumptious.
[04:11] ---
    Is that it?
[04:12] ---
    Well…
[04:13] ---
    Why a school in Switzerland?
[04:16] ---
    Why not go? To Switzerland, I mean.
[04:18] ---
    It's better to regret what you
    have done than what you haven't.
[04:21] ---
    Enough about Switzerland!
[04:23] ---
    We're talking about this!
[04:24] ---
    I gotta do something before
    Dad comes home from New York.
[04:29] ---
    Hmm, oh yeah!
[04:31] ---
    Kan, can't Akubi
    or someone in her family use their magic?
[04:34] ---
    Of course!
[04:35] ---
    Sure, they can use their magic,
[04:38] ---
    but as soon as
    any of them goes back into the vase,
[04:40] ---
    it'll go back to the way it was.
[04:41] ---
    Damn... so this is it?
[04:43] ---
    Look, you're thinking about it all wrong.
[04:46] ---
    Take a different approach,
    tell him it was stolen.
[04:50] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[04:51] ---
    So some mysterious thief breaks in
    and snatches the club.
[04:56] ---
    Just look.
[04:58] ---
    Moonlight Phantom Thief!
[05:00] ---
    It's crazy popular right now.
    They can steal it!
[05:02] ---
    Huh? Isn't this an anime?
[05:04] ---
    I'll cosplay and be
    Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Two,
[05:06] ---
    but who will be Number One?
[05:08] ---
    Huh?
[05:09] ---
    Wait, this place is like Fort Knox,
    we got cameras and sensors all over the place.
[05:15] ---
    No way some amateur could pull it off.
[05:17] ---
    That's what we have magic for.
[05:20] ---
    Akubi can be our
    Moonlight Phantom Thief.
[05:23] ---
    That's it!
[05:24] ---
    What? What about me?
[05:26] ---
    Hmm…you think it'll work?
[05:29] ---
    Yeah, as long as we plan it all out.
[05:32] ---
    And then after that.
[05:34] ---
    Wow, it's Moonlight Phantom Thief.
[05:36] ---
    Oh, you know who they are, Akubi?
[05:38] ---
    Yeah, I love this show.
[05:40] ---
    Good, even better.
    Can you transform into these two?
[05:44] ---
    If anyone can do it it's Akubi.
[05:46] ---
    All right.
[05:48] ---
    Okay!
[05:50] ---
    Hocus Pocus
[05:56] ---
    Well?
[05:57] ---
    Wow, Miss Moonlight Phantom Thief!
[05:59] ---
    You're so amazing, Akubi.
[06:01] ---
    Come on, hurry up. Let's go.
[06:03] ---
    Let's go over the plan one last time.
[06:05] ---
    We land on the roof,
[06:07] ---
    directly above the security camera's blind spot.
[06:09] ---
    We get in through the window
    Kaneamari unlocked for us.
[06:12] ---
    Then I use my magic to fix
    the golf club that's there.
[06:16] ---
    Then we take it and take off.
[06:19] ---
    And don't forget the signature phrase, okay?
[06:20] ---
    You can count on me.
[06:22] ---
    And we're off.
[06:23] ---
    Good luck!
[06:25] ---
    Don't mind the thief.
[06:29] ---
    Today we have a very special omurice
    made with 3,000 yen eggs.
[06:35] ---
    Oh no! What could that be?
[06:37] ---
    It's the security alarm!
[06:39] ---
    A trespasser has
    infiltrated the premises.
[06:44] ---
    Sir, please step back.
    It is far too dangerous.
[06:46] ---
    No, I cannot.
[06:48] ---
    Father is away, I must be
    the one to protect this house.
[06:51] ---
    Sir… What a fine
    young man you've become…
[06:58] ---
    Oh? The lights have...?
[07:00] ---
    I shall inspect the breaker.
[07:05] ---
    Oh?
[07:06] ---
    Hahahaha!
[07:08] ---
    By the glow of the moon,
    the murmur of treasures resound.
[07:11] ---
    O guiding whispers, we heed thee.
[07:13] ---
    For I am Moonlight Phantom Thief
    Number One!
[07:14] ---
    And I am Number Two!
[07:16] ---
    Behold our brilliance!
[07:17] ---
    P-P-Phantom Thief!!
[07:19] ---
    The golf club gifted to you
    by the president is now ours!
[07:26] ---
    Farewell!
[07:27] ---
    Bye-bye.
[07:30] ---
    Sir! Stop!
[07:33] ---
    They're gone.
[07:34] ---
    Sir, the police!
    We must call the police!
[07:37] ---
    No, forget the police.
[07:38] ---
    If word gets out,
    this incident will tarnish our family's reputation.
[07:41] ---
    WE GOT SOMETHING NICE TODAY!
    – MOONLIGHT PHANTOM THIEF NUMBER TWO
[07:42] ---
    This is a handwritten note
    left by Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Two.
[07:46] ---
    It always happens at the end of the anime.
[07:49] ---
    It's left in place of the stolen treasure.
[07:52] ---
    They've won for now.
    I will apologize to Father.
[07:54] ---
    Sir… What a fine young man
    you've become…
[07:57] ---
    Behold Handkerchief Man!
[07:59] ---
    The sparkle has landed.
[08:02] ---
    I'm home!
[08:03] ---
    How did it go, Akubi?
[08:05] ---
    Ta-da!
[08:07] ---
    I got it.
[08:09] ---
    Wow, great job.
[08:11] ---
    Mission accomplished!
[08:12] ---
    Moonlight Phantom Thief to the rescue!
[08:15] ---
    It's great that we have it now,
    but what do we do with it?
[08:19] ---
    Hmm…we'll get rid of it
    next time there's bulky item pickup.
[08:22] ---
    No, Moonlight Phantom Thief would never do that.
[08:26] ---
    Man, I'm beat.
[08:31] ---
    Oh, Akubi!
[08:34] ---
    Whaa!
[08:35] ---
    Moonlight Phantom Thief
    turned into Yotayama!
[08:38] ---
    No, it's the other way around…
[08:40] ---
    I'm Moonlight Phantom Thief too.
[08:42] ---
    MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
[08:45] ---
    You wanna go home
    like a bullet train today?
[08:47] ---
    Yeah, let's pretend
    we're the N700 series.
[08:50] ---
    Kan and Mario, after you drop off
    your school stuff at home,
[08:53] ---
    could you come by my place again?
[08:55] ---
    Sure, but why?
[08:58] ---
    I've called you here for
    one reason, and one reason alone.
[09:01] ---
    I'm in another pickle.
[09:03] ---
    You want just our help today?
[09:06] ---
    Ever since the phantom thief incident,
    the butler gets suspicious
[09:08] ---
    if I have too many people over.
[09:10] ---
    I see.
[09:11] ---
    So what's the problem now?
[09:13] ---
    I hit a golf ball in this room yesterday
    and now I can't find it.
[09:16] ---
    Golfing again?
[09:18] ---
    So? Is there only one of those too?
[09:22] ---
    No…well, actually…
[09:24] ---
    Dad wrote a special message for Mom on it.
[09:29] ---
    It says "je t'aime"
[09:31] ---
    Why didn't you just use
    a regular ball?
[09:34] ---
    Actually, you shouldn't be playing
    golf here in the first place.
[09:37] ---
    You think the Kaneamaris use
    just any old balls?
[09:41] ---
    Shall we go?
[09:42] ---
    Yeah, make it a Hayabusa.
[09:43] ---
    Hang on, wait.
[09:45] ---
    Mom has always said
    if I ever mess up,
[09:48] ---
    she'll throw me into
    a British public school.
[09:53] ---
    Now it's England?
[09:55] ---
    I gotta figure something out before
    Mom comes back from Shanghai.
[09:59] ---
    Oh well… You sure
    it's in this room somewhere?
[10:04] ---
    Yeah.
[10:05] ---
    Then finding it should be a piece of cake.
[10:09] ---
    Maybe it flew into
    something like this?
[10:12] ---
    It's not here.
[10:14] ---
    You think we can say
    the Moonlight Phantom Thief stole it again?
[10:17] ---
    That might work for now,
[10:19] ---
    but if someone finds it,
    you'll be in big trouble.
[10:22] ---
    Yeah…
[10:23] ---
    Hey, Yumizu.
[10:28] ---
    Did you hear some mysterious thief broke in?
[10:30] ---
    What are you doing here, Coban?
[10:33] ---
    I heard rumors about
    that Moonlight Phantom Thief.
[10:37] ---
    I came here to open an investigation.
[10:39] ---
    Investigation?
[10:40] ---
    Yeah.
[10:41] ---
    I shall retrieve
    what that despicable thief has stolen.
[10:44] ---
    You can trust Detective Coban.
[10:49] ---
    Hmm, I see…
[10:50] ---
    So that is the window
    from which the thief
[10:53] ---
    allegedly escaped, yes?
[10:54] ---
    Who is that?
[10:55] ---
    My cousin Coban.
[10:58] ---
    Ohh…hmm…
[11:02] ---
    He's a detective?
[11:03] ---
    I have no idea.
[11:04] ---
    I thought he got sent off
    to public school in England.
[11:08] ---
    Oh, what's this?
[11:09] ---
    I see, so that's what happened.
[11:12] ---
    I've cracked the case, Yumizu.
[11:14] ---
    The thief who stole
    Uncle's golf club did not run away.
[11:20] ---
    The culprit is in our very midsts.
[11:22] ---
    Whaat?!
[11:30] ---
    This mansion is surrounded
    by security cameras.
[11:34] ---
    And I have checked each and every video.
[11:37] ---
    After the thief jumped
    out of this window,
[11:39] ---
    he did not climb over the fence,
    nor did he enter or exit the gate.
[11:42] ---
    In other words…
[11:44] ---
    In other words?
[11:45] ---
    The thief is still here!
[11:48] ---
    He is hiding somewhere
    in the mansion.
[11:50] ---
    R-Really?
[11:52] ---
    It's a matter of deduction.
[11:53] ---
    And that's what
    this beauty of a coin told me.
[11:56] ---
    What?
[11:57] ---
    So,
[11:58] ---
    I am off to borrow
    the floor plan from the butler.
[12:02] ---
    I can't tell whether
    he's a genius or a fool…
[12:05] ---
    Yeah.
[12:06] ---
    Let's find the ball
    while he's gone.
[12:08] ---
    Which direction
    did you hit the ball?
[12:09] ---
    To the back of the room.
[12:18] ---
    BULLGON
[12:21] ---
    Hm?
[12:27] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[12:29] ---
    I want to see the floor plan
    for this mansion.
[12:32] ---
    Nothing.
[12:34] ---
    Same here.
[12:35] ---
    Where is it?
[12:37] ---
    Look carefully.
[12:39] ---
    It's impossible.
    I can't find it anywhere.
[12:42] ---
    You must've really hit it
    in a weird place.
[12:44] ---
    Can't we just blame
    the phantom thief?
[12:47] ---
    I know.
[12:48] ---
    Let's ask King Genie
    if he can use magic to find it.
[12:52] ---
    Oh?
[12:53] ---
    Where's the magic bottle?
[12:55] ---
    It's gone?
[12:56] ---
    I could've sworn I left it here.
[12:58] ---
    Maybe you left it somewhere else?
[13:01] ---
    Yeah, a lot of these places
    look the same.
[13:03] ---
    Oh yeah, Mario.
[13:05] ---
    Akubi said she wants you
    to be Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Three.
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:12] ---
    What? This miracle crystal is for me?
[13:15] ---
    Can this be…?
[13:17] ---
    I'm asking you to be my girlfriend.
[13:20] ---
    Moonlight Phantom Thief Number Three…
[13:22] ---
    Are you sure?
    You want to date me?
[13:25] ---
    How could I not!
[13:26] ---
    Oh, Akubi…
[13:30] ---
    If the bottle is nearby,
[13:32] ---
    you-know-who should be out and about,
    showing us where to look.
[13:34] ---
    Huh? That's weird.
    I guess it's not close.
[13:39] ---
    Mmm…this mansion is too big.
[13:43] ---
    Is something wrong?
[13:45] ---
    Did you see a vase around here?
[13:47] ---
    Vase?
    I see a lot of vases over there.
[13:51] ---
    No, not one of those.
[13:53] ---
    It's my vase. About this big.
[13:55] ---
    Hmm… another theft, eh?
[13:59] ---
    Theft? My vase?
[14:01] ---
    No way, Akubi…
[14:05] ---
    If so, I shall
    crack the case via the power of deduction.
[14:08] ---
    Are you really
    a detective now, Coban?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah, you could say that.
[14:13] ---
    When I lived in England,
    I worked at Scotland Yard,
[14:17] ---
    I earned my investigative chops there.
[14:20] ---
    From what I can tell from my deductions…
[14:22] ---
    Our stealthy mansion thief
[14:24] ---
    has committed yet another crime.
[14:27] ---
    Um, maybe it's time for another deduction.
[14:29] ---
    What? Why?
[14:31] ---
    Because if Moonlight Phantom Thief were the culprit,
    a note would've been left behind.
[14:35] ---
    See?
[14:36] ---
    I see…
[14:38] ---
    In that case,
[14:39] ---
    then it's back to basics.
[14:40] ---
    First, identify the crime scene.
[14:43] ---
    You said the stolen vase was here?
[14:46] ---
    Yes.
[14:47] ---
    Can you be certain?
[14:48] ---
    Yes. You saw it too, right, Mario?
[14:51] ---
    I don't really remember.
[14:53] ---
    What about you, Kaneamari?
[14:54] ---
    If you say you put it there,
    then I'm sure it was there.
[14:58] ---
    So the crime scene was here.
[15:00] ---
    That, however, is based on
    his testimony.
[15:03] ---
    Next, criminal chronology.
[15:06] ---
    At what time
    did you place the vase there?
[15:07] ---
    Um, what time did we get here?
[15:10] ---
    I don't remember.
[15:12] ---
    Then, a short while ago, he noticed
    that the vase was missing.
[15:16] ---
    Next is the subject of the crime.
[15:18] ---
    The subject?
[15:19] ---
    Yes, the actual thief.
[15:22] ---
    At the time of the crime,
    you three were in this room, correct?
[15:25] ---
    Oh, and Coban too.
[15:27] ---
    I see.
[15:28] ---
    OBJECT OF THE CRIME
[15:28] ---
    Let's move on
    to the object of the crime.
[15:30] ---
    What was stolen?
[15:32] ---
    I told you, my vase.
[15:33] ---
    See, that's the part
    I don't understand.
[15:36] ---
    This room houses
    many priceless vases,
[15:41] ---
    why was yours targeted?
[15:44] ---
    Well, because mine is
    super valuable in a different way.
[15:48] ---
    Were you aware of its value?
[15:51] ---
    Kinda…
[15:51] ---
    Yeah…
[15:53] ---
    Now we turn to the method of the crime.
[15:56] ---
    Is it small enough that a child
    could easily walk away with it?
[16:00] ---
    Yes.
[16:01] ---
    Then let's look at the motive.
[16:03] ---
    Motive?
[16:05] ---
    You said it was super valuable.
    But was it expensive?
[16:08] ---
    Well, it's not monetarily valuable, no.
[16:11] ---
    Hmm, so for whom does it hold value?
    And what kind of value would that be?
[16:15] ---
    Who stole it?
[16:17] ---
    Whoever it was,
    their motive was substantial.
[16:21] ---
    We have the butler, chef
    and maid in this house.
[16:24] ---
    They need to be a part of this investigation too.
[16:28] ---
    Right, time to investigate them.
[16:32] ---
    Motive… A substantial motive, huh?
[16:35] ---
    What's the matter, Kan?
[16:37] ---
    Mario…
    You're in love with Akubi, right?
[16:40] ---
    I am…So what?
[16:42] ---
    Nothing…
[16:44] ---
    And Kaneamari…
[16:45] ---
    With a little magic,
    it wouldn't matter
[16:47] ---
    if you messed up,
    you'd just fix it, right?
[16:49] ---
    Wait, are you saying I took it?
[16:51] ---
    No…
[16:51] ---
    Don't tell me you
    said the vase was gone
[16:56] ---
    to have Akubi all to yourself?
[16:57] ---
    You think I'd come to
    Kaneamari's house to do that?
[17:00] ---
    Maybe you're saying
    it went missing
[17:02] ---
    so you can
    sue me for a boat load of money?
[17:05] ---
    Why would I do that?
[17:07] ---
    If you hid it,
    then just hand it over.
[17:09] ---
    I didn't hide it.
[17:11] ---
    Give me my Akubi back.
[17:12] ---
    Hey, she was never yours.
[17:14] ---
    And out of us
    you're the most likely to do it.
[17:22] ---
    Master Coban.
[17:25] ---
    May I please bother you for the floor plan?
[17:27] ---
    There's no way it's me.
[17:29] ---
    Me neither.
[17:30] ---
    I didn't do it either.
[17:35] ---
    Oh, what ever is the matter?
[17:37] ---
    Nothing!
[17:38] ---
    – Oh, there it is.
    – I can't stand it anymore!
[17:43] ---
    There. You now
    have the floor plan.
[17:45] ---
    Yes, I certainly do.
[17:46] ---
    I suppose I'll be going now.
[17:49] ---
    Ah-choo!
[17:55] ---
    Whoa!
[17:58] ---
    Oh! My vase!
[18:04] ---
    At your service. Ta-da!
[18:08] ---
    Who are you?
[18:10] ---
    Me? Well I'm King Genie.
[18:13] ---
    King Genie?
[18:14] ---
    Coban, why do you have the vase?
[18:18] ---
    Deduction, pure
    deduction led me to is.
[18:21] ---
    No, he's the one who was hiding it.
[18:25] ---
    How dare you!
[18:26] ---
    He met my son.
    My son told me so.
[18:33] ---
    I borrowed the floor plan.
[18:35] ---
    Now, allow me to
    continue deducing… Hm?
[18:37] ---
    They're not here…
    Are they in the back room?
[18:40] ---
    No one's here,
    now's my chance.
[18:44] ---
    Oh yeah.
[18:47] ---
    Huh?
[18:53] ---
    Someone called my name.
[18:57] ---
    – Poot!
    – What the…?!
[19:03] ---
    W-W-What the hell is this?
[19:06] ---
    That's how he realized
    it was a valuable vase.
[19:09] ---
    So he hid it
    and tried to sneak it out.
[19:14] ---
    Coban!
[19:16] ---
    See 'ya!
[19:20] ---
    King Genie actually cracked the case.
[19:24] ---
    Sorry for what I said.
[19:26] ---
    Me too.
[19:27] ---
    Yeah, sorry.
[19:28] ---
    There's still one mystery to solve.
    What is this thingy?
[19:34] ---
    Oh, master's golf club!
[19:37] ---
    Oh mother of mercy…
[19:39] ---
    But how did the golf club that
    Moonlight Phantom Thief stole
[19:43] ---
    end up back here?
[19:44] ---
    Well…
[19:46] ---
    Hmm…
[19:49] ---
    The mystery has been solved.
[19:52] ---
    You are the thief, my lord.
[19:55] ---
    The subject, object
    and motive of the crime
[19:57] ---
    all point to you, sir.
[20:00] ---
    As for the method,
[20:03] ---
    the participation of the genie
    certainly fills in the gaps.
[20:07] ---
    I ask you for the truth.
[20:09] ---
    Sir…
[20:18] ---
    I didn't want to get thrown into
    a boarding school in Switzerland
[20:21] ---
    or a public school in England…
[20:26] ---
    And have to live apart from
    Mom and Dad anymore than I do now!
[20:32] ---
    Sir…
[20:33] ---
    I missed Dad,
    so I took out his golf club,
[20:37] ---
    I missed Mom,
    so I tried to hit her ball.
[20:41] ---
    But then, everything fell apart…
[20:49] ---
    I asked everyone to help
    make it look like a robbery,
[20:53] ---
    but now the truth is out,
    and I'm out of hope.
[20:56] ---
    I'll go to Switzerland.
[20:58] ---
    Kaneamari!
[20:59] ---
    No, sir!
[21:02] ---
    If you apologize with sincerity,
[21:04] ---
    I promise you, they
    will forgive you.
[21:07] ---
    I will be by your side.
[21:09] ---
    He's right, Kaneamari.
[21:11] ---
    It's too soon to give up.
[21:13] ---
    You guys…
[21:14] ---
    Thanks.
[21:16] ---
    Sir!
[21:19] ---
    Ororon.
    You warm the cockles of my heart!
[21:24] ---
    Don't cry.
[21:25] ---
    MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
[21:26] ---
    So I apologized to Mom and Dad via video chat and they both forgave me.
[21:31] ---
    They said that doesn't count
    as messing up.
[21:33] ---
    You know, that's really great.
[21:35] ---
    I wonder what they consider
    messing up.
[21:38] ---
    By the way, I hear Coban went back
    to England and is doing just dandy.
[21:43] ---
    He sure was a crappy detective,
    wasn't he?
[21:45] ---
    So if I mess up again,
[21:46] ---
    I'm gonna ask Moonlight Phantom Thief
    for help, okay?
[21:54] ---
    – I don't think so.
    – I don't think so.
[22:05] ---
    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
[22:09] ---
    that shows after a full stomach
[22:14] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:18] ---
    Happiness links
[22:22] ---
    Even if we're far, far apart
[22:27] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let's jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    may our dreams come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time!)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:59] ---
    For tomorrow there will be sun
[23:00] ---
    together we will be as one
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    someone sends someone
[23:09] ---
    strength by a cheer
[23:11] ---
    all around the world
[23:14] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Happy Birthday, Father!
[23:29] ---
    Happy Birthday.
[23:30] ---
    Here's your cake.
[23:31] ---
    Instead of plain old cake,
    it's got your favorite, hamburger.
[23:34] ---
    Wow, it looks scrumdiddlyumptious.
    Thank you!
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020,
[23:41] ---
    PREVIEW
    CAKE SHOP KAN
[23:42] ---
    Cake Shop Kan
[23:45] ---
    Don't miss it.
[23:46] ---
    By the way,
    how old are you now?
[23:49] ---
    Huh?
    Ohh… Eek…itchy, itchy…
[23:53] ---
    Father!
[23:54] ---
    

Season 1

E18 - Cake Shop Kan

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    FIFTY YEARS AGO
    AND TODAY
    LET'S COMPARE THE TWO!
[00:06] ---
    Fifty years ago!
[00:07] ---
    And today!
[00:08] ---
    Let's compare the two.
[00:10] ---
    Sweet!
[00:11] ---
    Today we're talking cake!
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    Fifty years ago,
[00:14] ---
    cake was a special-occasion treat.
[00:19] ---
    Yeah, back then
    indulging in cake was a birthday-only kind of affair.
[00:24] ---
    Nowadays, even convenience stores
    sell amazing cake!
[00:29] ---
    Or there's all-you-can-eat cake buffets!
[00:33] ---
    I like Japanese shortcake
[00:35] ---
    the kind with lots of whipped cream.
[00:37] ---
    You know, butter cream
    used to be the
[00:41] ---
    most popular cake topping.
[00:43] ---
    Butter cream?
[00:45] ---
    You make it by combining butter
[00:49] ---
    with sugar and milk.
[00:52] ---
    Ooh yummy!
[00:53] ---
    So what happened to all the butter cream?
[00:56] ---
    Most stores carry
    whipped cream cakes now
[01:00] ---
    because they stay velvety soft
    even when refrigerated.
[01:05] ---
    Oh yeah,
    hard butter cream is just gross.
[01:10] ---
    Exactly, and back then,
[01:12] ---
    a lot of the butter cream
    tasted, well, sort of off.
[01:18] ---
    The cakes today taste amazing.
[01:21] ---
    Half a century
    sure makes a world of difference.
[01:24] ---
    In just fifty years…
[01:27] ---
    Amazing!
[01:41] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:49] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:56] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[02:08] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:16] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:20] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:26] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:30] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:34] ---
    Achoo!
[02:43] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:46] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[03:01] ---
    CAKE SHOP KAN
[03:02] ---
    We have to hurry!
[03:06] ---
    What?
[03:07] ---
    So what should we get today?
[03:09] ---
    Fruit tart sounds divine,
    but so does cheesecake.
[03:11] ---
    Cake? Let's go check it out, Kan.
[03:15] ---
    What? Hey, Akubi!
[03:18] ---
    Me too me too!
[03:22] ---
    PÂTISSERIE AMASUGI
[03:24] ---
    Wow, look at that line!
[03:27] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    the other day…
[03:30] ---
    I can't believe this line!
[03:33] ---
    Sasha, here.
[03:34] ---
    Today, I'm at a popular cake shop
    in the Mamenoki shopping arcade.
[03:38] ---
    – Why is anyone waiting for this?
    – I had no idea there was a cake shop here.
[03:43] ---
    Mom was watching a TV show
[03:45] ---
    about this super popular cake
    place that just opened downtown.
[03:48] ---
    This must be it.
[03:50] ---
    I wanna go inside!
[03:53] ---
    Wow…they all look so good.
[03:58] ---
    I want Japanese shortcake,
    Japanese shortcake!
[04:01] ---
    What?
[04:02] ---
    You two!
[04:05] ---
    The end of the line is back there.
[04:08] ---
    – Huh?
    – Huh?
[04:11] ---
    – Whaatt?
    – Whaatt?
[04:13] ---
    Not so close now.
[04:15] ---
    Thank you very much!
[04:17] ---
    Finally, our turn.
[04:19] ---
    Japanese shortcake please!
[04:21] ---
    I'm sorry. We're all sold out.
[04:23] ---
    What? But we waited two hours!
[04:28] ---
    So, we get something else.
[04:31] ---
    But I wanted shortcake!
[04:34] ---
    Akubi…
[04:36] ---
    Mmm, exquisite!
[04:38] ---
    Mr. Jin's Japanese shortcake
    is absolutely gorgeous with English tea!
[04:42] ---
    It certainly is.
[04:46] ---
    Oh! Japanese shortcake!
[04:48] ---
    Irresistible.
[04:50] ---
    Mmm, truly a work of art!
[04:54] ---
    Well, of course.
[04:55] ---
    Mr. Jin is an authentic
    pâtissier trained in France.
[05:00] ---
    Pâtissier?
[05:04] ---
    This music!
[05:05] ---
    It's Mr. Jin. Mr. Jin is here.
[05:16] ---
    Yesss! Mr. Jin!
[05:18] ---
    Mr. Jin! You are sublime!
[05:28] ---
    The rose! Mr. Jin's rose!
[05:30] ---
    Rose?
[05:32] ---
    Amour!
[05:37] ---
    Huh?
[05:40] ---
    The rose!
    Oh, I never get it!
[05:44] ---
    Darn it!
[05:49] ---
    Cake is amour!
[05:50] ---
    AMOUR = LOVE
[05:51] ---
    Yes!! Mr. Jin!
[05:54] ---
    Welcome, my kitties, to
    Pâtisserie Amasugi!
[05:59] ---
    Pâtissier, Jin Amasugi at your service.
[06:04] ---
    EEK!
    HE'S WONDERFUL!
    MARRY ME!
    MR. JIN!
    HE'S STUNNING!
    I LOVE YOU!
    MAKE CAKES FOR ONLY ME!
[06:04] ---
    MR. JIN LOVE!
    HE'S WONDERFUL!
    WHOA!
    LOOK THIS WAY!
[06:05] ---
    – I guess he is good-looking.
    – So cool! Look this way!
[06:08] ---
    Mr. Amasugi, what is a pâtissier?
[06:11] ---
    A pâtissier is French
    for pastry chef, kitten.
[06:16] ---
    France…pâtissier…amour…!
[06:20] ---
    Hm? Akubi?
[06:21] ---
    Kan, let's pâtissier!
    Let's really give it a try.
[06:26] ---
    Yeah!
    I can see it now, Cake Shop Kan!
[06:27] ---
    CAKE SHOP KAN
[06:29] ---
    Huh?
[06:31] ---
    Mr. Jin! Mr. Jin, look this way!
[06:32] ---
    Hi!
[06:34] ---
    Pâtissier…I just love the way that sounds.
[06:38] ---
    Of course, the only reason
    she wants to work here
[06:41] ---
    is because of his looks.
[06:44] ---
    Pâtissier, pâtissier.
[06:47] ---
    Come here.
[06:48] ---
    What?
[06:51] ---
    Hocus Pocus
[06:58] ---
    Okay, ready? Kan?
[06:59] ---
    Y-Yeah…
[07:01] ---
    And then?
[07:03] ---
    It's a pleasure. I'm Jin Amasugi,
    pâtissier extraordinaire.
[07:08] ---
    May I help you two?
[07:11] ---
    Please let us work with you.
[07:14] ---
    Hmm, I'm not
    exactly looking for assistants at the moment…
[07:17] ---
    Akubi, you can't just barge in
    and make demands like that.
[07:20] ---
    It's called not giving up.
[07:23] ---
    Please! Please let us work here.
[07:26] ---
    Hmm…
[07:27] ---
    Come on, you ask too, Kan.
[07:29] ---
    All right.
[07:32] ---
    Please let us work here.
[07:35] ---
    Please!
[07:38] ---
    D'accord! All right.
[07:40] ---
    Huh?
[07:41] ---
    I shall hire you.
[07:42] ---
    Now you will?
[07:44] ---
    That rose.
[07:45] ---
    Oh, this?
[07:47] ---
    I never refuse a request from
    a kitten adorned with that rose.
[07:53] ---
    Oh, that's why those ladies were
    so upset back there.
[08:01] ---
    Okay, you two, your work
    as pâtissiers begins right now.
[08:06] ---
    All right! Pâtissier! Pâtissier!
[08:12] ---
    I like your spirit!
[08:13] ---
    Pâtissier! Pâtissier! Pâtissier!
[08:19] ---
    KATANASHI
[08:19] ---
    Hey, Kantaro!
[08:21] ---
    With techniques I learned in France,
[08:25] ---
    I craft unique cakes
    born in Japan.
[08:28] ---
    Cakes born in Japan?
[08:30] ---
    Exactement! That's correct!
[08:33] ---
    Many cakes have their origin in Japan.
[08:36] ---
    Care to know more?
[08:38] ---
    No, I'd rather…
[08:39] ---
    See, I knew you would!
[08:41] ---
    Pâtissier Jin Amasugi presents
[08:43] ---
    Gateau Japon Collection!
[08:46] ---
    Wow.
[08:47] ---
    Here we go.
[08:48] ---
    First we have…
[08:49] ---
    Japanese shortcake!
[08:51] ---
    There it is! Oh my gosh.
[08:53] ---
    What? So this stuff is
    really from Japan?
[08:57] ---
    Yes, the original shortcake
    looked like this.
[09:00] ---
    It was a scone split in half, filled
    with strawberries and whipped cream.
[09:04] ---
    It's said Japanese
    pastry chefs during the Taisho period
[09:07] ---
    created the precursor to
    the shortcake we know today.
[09:11] ---
    Really?
[09:13] ---
    And all these cakes too.
[09:16] ---
    Mont Blanc.
[09:18] ---
    Mille Crepe.
[09:19] ---
    Souffle cheesecake.
[09:21] ---
    And gâteau au chocolat.
[09:23] ---
    These cakes
    all originated in Japan!
[09:28] ---
    You're kidding?
[09:29] ---
    Wow, there sure is a lot
    of different cake from Japan.
[09:33] ---
    Well, I think it's time
    I have my apprentices make some cake.
[09:38] ---
    So, what'll it be?
[09:39] ---
    Japanese shortcake, of course!
[09:41] ---
    All right, my little kitten.
[09:44] ---
    And then,
    s'il vous plaît.
[09:47] ---
    SUGAR MILK VANILLA OIL
    
    
     EGGS FLOUR BUTTER
[09:47] ---
    First, we start with the cake itself.
[09:50] ---
    Mix then bake, right?
    Couldn't be easier!
[09:54] ---
    Hey, Akubi.
    You're making a mess.
[09:57] ---
    – Pâtissier, pâtissier, pâtissier!
    – Geez…
[10:06] ---
    Hmm, like this?
[10:08] ---
    When you're done mixing,
    pour it in the pan.
[10:11] ---
    Okay!
[10:13] ---
    Then place in the oven and bake.
[10:15] ---
    Bakey bakey.
[10:17] ---
    Wow, looks delicious.
[10:20] ---
    Wait, mine's all flat!
[10:24] ---
    Yours is très bien, Kan.
[10:26] ---
    Why?
[10:28] ---
    Shortcake tip number one!
[10:31] ---
    How you incorporate the eggs is critical.
[10:35] ---
    Begin by warming the eggs,
    then briskly incorporate.
[10:39] ---
    As the batter smooths,
    slow down the mixing.
[10:44] ---
    That's the key.
[10:45] ---
    Kantaro's mixing is right on the money.
[10:50] ---
    You're a natural, Kantaro.
[10:54] ---
    You think so?
[10:55] ---
    Uh-huh.
[10:56] ---
    Then I'll go help the customers.
[10:59] ---
    What?
[11:00] ---
    Mr. Jin, please take care of Kan.
[11:03] ---
    Leave it to me, kitten.
[11:06] ---
    See, he said you're a natural,
    you've got a gift for baking.
[11:10] ---
    Pâtissier all the way!
[11:12] ---
    Okay…but why did you pick
    pâtissier this time?
[11:18] ---
    Why? Well, it just
    sounds so neat, doesn't it?
[11:24] ---
    Pâtissier is magical!
[11:26] ---
    What? That's the only reason?
[11:28] ---
    It's not because you think
    Mr. Jin is super good-looking?
[11:31] ---
    No! I was thinking of
    all the yummy cake I could eat
[11:37] ---
    if I worked at a cake store!
[11:40] ---
    Oh, so that's it…
[11:42] ---
    Okay, I'm going to go help
    the customers now.
[11:46] ---
    Welcome!
[11:46] ---
    PÂTISSERIE AMASUGI
[11:48] ---
    Oh are you new here?
    I love your enthusiasm.
[11:51] ---
    Thank you very much.
[11:53] ---
    Well, good luck!
[11:54] ---
    Thank you.
[11:56] ---
    Looks like Mademoiselle Akubi
    is more at ease with customer care.
[12:01] ---
    Come on, let's keep going too.
[12:03] ---
    Next, we make the cream.
[12:05] ---
    Okay!
[12:06] ---
    Shortcake tip number two!
[12:09] ---
    Keep your heavy cream chilled
    while mixing.
[12:12] ---
    The butterfat content in cream
    is sensitive to heat.
[12:16] ---
    Losing that chill factor
[12:18] ---
    will cause it to become oily
    and unappetizing.
[12:21] ---
    Being a pâtissier is
    a lot harder than I thought.
[12:26] ---
    Guess it's more than
    decorating and frosting.
[12:30] ---
    What? Decorating and frosting?
[12:34] ---
    I mean, that's what I used to think.
[12:39] ---
    Don't worry, I hear that a lot.
[12:43] ---
    Phew, I'm beat!
[12:45] ---
    Très bien! Fantastic.
[12:49] ---
    So what made you
    want to be a pâtissier?
[12:53] ---
    Hmm, well…
[12:56] ---
    I wanted to make a
    very special person happy I suppose.
[13:00] ---
    A very special person…
[13:03] ---
    My grandma loved cake.
[13:06] ---
    I started baking
    to bring joy to her heart.
[13:10] ---
    I kept baking, so I could make
    great cakes for Grandma
[13:15] ---
    and before I knew it,
    I was a pâtissier in France.
[13:17] ---
    Wow.
[13:19] ---
    Who are you going to
    present that cake to, Kantaro?
[13:23] ---
    Huh?
[13:24] ---
    Thank you very much.
[13:27] ---
    A genuine sense of love
[13:30] ---
    is the number one ingredient
    of cake that satisfies the heart and soul.
[13:34] ---
    A genuine sense of love…
[13:38] ---
    Kantaro!
    Cake is pure, unfettered…
[13:41] ---
    amour!
[13:41] ---
    AMOUR = LOVE
[13:45] ---
    Come on, let's keep working.
[13:59] ---
    Thank you. Pizza delivery!
[14:02] ---
    Wonderful, thank you ever so much!
[14:08] ---
    Kan…do your best.
[14:16] ---
    I'm done!
[14:18] ---
    Yes! Très bien! It looks like
    a wedding cake!
[14:22] ---
    Huh?
[14:23] ---
    Okay, that's enough work for one day.
[14:26] ---
    Now go and give that to our sweet kitten.
[14:29] ---
    Okay.
[14:30] ---
    I'm going to call it a day now.
[14:33] ---
    Comment t'allez-vous?
[14:35] ---
    Careful…careful…
[14:38] ---
    It'll all be ruined
    if I drop it now.
[14:50] ---
    Prince Farty, reporting for doody.
[14:52] ---
    Crap.
[14:54] ---
    I thought I saw some
    whipped cream just now.
[14:57] ---
    Poot poot!
[15:00] ---
    – Poot poot poot poot!
    – Whoa, whoa, wait, Puuta?
[15:02] ---
    No, stop it.
[15:04] ---
    I'm telling you
    there's nothing inside.
[15:07] ---
    Oh yeah, like I believe that.
[15:10] ---
    You've got Japanese shortcake!
[15:13] ---
    Now!
[15:14] ---
    Poot?
[15:15] ---
    Run, run!
[15:17] ---
    – Poot poot poot poot!
    – You're not getting away!
[15:20] ---
    Next time, that rose is mine!
[15:24] ---
    There's no stoping us.
[15:27] ---
    Oh my,
    what is a baby doing here?
[15:30] ---
    Poot poot poot!
[15:34] ---
    He is just too precious.
[15:38] ---
    Mrs. Bosuzaki?
[15:40] ---
    What's wrong, Mrs. Bosuzaki?
[15:42] ---
    Mrs. Garita, Mrs. Tamaki…
[15:44] ---
    We must take back the cake from the boy.
[15:48] ---
    What? That boy? He came from
    the direction of Mr. Jin's shop.
[15:52] ---
    You think he stole the cake
    from Mr. Jin's shop?
[15:56] ---
    Of course he did!
[15:57] ---
    Right?
    Isn't that right, Mrs. Bosuzaki?
[16:00] ---
    Poot poot!
[16:01] ---
    Yes, exactly.
[16:03] ---
    He has to pay,
    right, Mrs. Tamaki?
[16:05] ---
    Right! Let's go catch the crook!
[16:08] ---
    It takes a thief to catch a thief!
[16:12] ---
    I must've outrun them.
[16:14] ---
    Hold it right there.
[16:22] ---
    Hand over the cake now.
[16:25] ---
    Poot!
[16:26] ---
    Is he controlling them
    with his magic?
[16:29] ---
    We are bandits of justice,
    crusaders of stolen cakes everywhere.
[16:34] ---
    Behold, the Ladies of Thievery!
[16:34] ---
    LADIES OF THIEVERY
[16:36] ---
    We are the Ladies of Thievery…
[16:37] ---
    Once we've got you in
    our sights, you're ours!
[16:42] ---
    Shit... they're scary…
[16:43] ---
    Gotta run!
[16:44] ---
    You can't run from us!
[16:46] ---
    Stop!
[16:49] ---
    Poot poot poot!
[16:53] ---
    I've gotta be safe now.
[16:55] ---
    All I wanna do is give Akubi
    this cake…
[16:59] ---
    If I cut through this park,
    I should be able to get back.
[17:08] ---
    We've already hacked
    the city's security cameras.
[17:11] ---
    Running is futile!
[17:14] ---
    Okay, got it.
[17:17] ---
    The target is headed your way, Mrs. Tamaki.
[17:20] ---
    Roger. Commence attack!
[17:24] ---
    Ladies hades attack!
[17:29] ---
    What the hell?
[17:31] ---
    Not bad.
    Then how about this?
[17:34] ---
    Ladies ricochet shot!
[17:37] ---
    Coming in low.
[17:47] ---
    Take this, this and this!
[17:50] ---
    Anything but this cake!
[17:52] ---
    Say bye bye!
[17:54] ---
    Ladies of Thievery final attack!
[17:58] ---
    This cake…
[17:59] ---
    It stays…
[18:02] ---
    …it stays with me!
[18:07] ---
    Hayabusa E5 series Tohoku
    bullet train, give me strength!
[18:14] ---
    And we're off!
[18:16] ---
    What?
[18:19] ---
    320 km an hour!
[18:23] ---
    You're hopeless, hopeless,
    hopeless, hopeless!
[18:28] ---
    That power.
[18:34] ---
    LADIES OF THIEVERY
    TAMAKI, OUT
[18:37] ---
    Mission possible.
[18:40] ---
    Phew, it's still intact.
[18:45] ---
    You there.
    Hand over the cake.
[18:48] ---
    I repeat.
[18:49] ---
    Hand over the cake.
[18:51] ---
    You can run all you want.
[18:53] ---
    You're dealing with…
[18:55] ---
    A master of robotics!
[19:00] ---
    Now a robot?
[19:04] ---
    Halt!
[19:05] ---
    – Stop, stop! Hey!
    – It'll get me!
[19:08] ---
    What do I do…?
[19:10] ---
    Hakone Tozan Railway…
[19:13] ---
    Give me strength!
[19:15] ---
    Lock on!
[19:19] ---
    Wha—?
[19:20] ---
    Switchback, switchback, switchback,
    switchback, switchback…
[19:23] ---
    Switchback, switchback…
[19:28] ---
    Switchback! Switchback! Switchback!
[19:30] ---
    What is he doing?!
[19:32] ---
    I can't keep up!
[19:34] ---
    This is called a…
[19:35] ---
    …switchback !
[19:44] ---
    LADIES OF THIEVERY
    GARITA, OUT
[19:45] ---
    I am done…
[19:46] ---
    All right!
[19:48] ---
    Switchback.
[19:50] ---
    COME AGAIN
    BIG SALE
[19:52] ---
    I'm finally back.
[19:55] ---
    You beat those two.
    I'm impressed.
[19:58] ---
    But Mr. Jin's cake…
[20:02] ---
    Is mine for the taking, child!
[20:04] ---
    Kantaro, this is your final battle!
[20:07] ---
    Little Bro.
[20:08] ---
    No one's gonna be hogging that cake!
[20:10] ---
    I'm never letting it go.
[20:17] ---
    Poot!
[20:19] ---
    Oomph!
[20:22] ---
    -- Oomph!
    -- There's no way…
[20:24] ---
    -- Oomph!
    --…I'll ever give you…
[20:27] ---
    …this cake!
[20:30] ---
    One more time!
[20:38] ---
    I got it!
[20:39] ---
    Gimme back the cake!
[20:43] ---
    Huh?
[20:46] ---
    I gotta catch it!
[20:52] ---
    Oh!
[20:52] ---
    AMASUGI
[20:54] ---
    Kan?
[20:57] ---
    Kan?
[20:59] ---
    Is that…me?
[21:06] ---
    Is that me?
[21:15] ---
    Kan, this Japanese shortcake is…
[21:20] ---
    …incredible!
[21:21] ---
    Seriously?
[21:23] ---
    Yup!
[21:24] ---
    Thank you Kan, that means a lot.
[21:27] ---
    Yeah…
[21:28] ---
    It was a lot of work,
    but I'm glad I tried it.
[21:32] ---
    Have some, Kan.
[21:34] ---
    – Here.
    – Huh?
[21:36] ---
    Come on, open wide…
[21:37] ---
    – That cake was for Sis?
    – It's okay, I'll do it.
[21:41] ---
    – Why didn't he just say so?
    – Why are you blushing?
[21:43] ---
    It's nothing.
[21:45] ---
    – Looks like Kan has finally found his dream…
    – Come on, Kan. Hurry.
[21:49] ---
    What?
[21:50] ---
    Kan's dream is…
[22:05] ---
    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
[22:09] ---
    that shows after a full stomach
[22:14] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:18] ---
    Happiness links
[22:23] ---
    Even if we're far, far apart
[22:26] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let's jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:44] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    may our dreams come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time!)
[22:57] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:58] ---
    For tomorrow there will be sun
[23:01] ---
    together we will be as one
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    someone sends someone
[23:09] ---
    strength by a cheer
[23:12] ---
    all around the world
[23:14] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:27] ---
    Thank you for riding
    King Genie Railways.
[23:32] ---
    The next stop is Prince Farty, Prince Farty.
[23:36] ---
    What are you doing?
[23:37] ---
    I'm practicing to be
    a train conductor.
[23:38] ---
    If I win the gold prize
    at the next photo contest,
[23:41] ---
    I get to name a station.
[23:43] ---
    In that case, shouldn't you
    be practicing photography?
[23:47] ---
    A DREAM FINALLY FOUND!
[23:48] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020,
[23:51] ---
    A Dream Finally Found!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it.
[23:55] ---
    

Season 1

E19 - A Dream Finally Found!

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[00:07] ---
    What is it
    that you wanted to tell me, Father?
[00:10] ---
    Akubi, your training
    looks to finally be coming to an end.
[00:14] ---
    What?
    Does that mean…
[00:16] ---
    Does that mean Kan finally
    found his dream?
[00:20] ---
    Yes my dear.
[00:22] ---
    I'm so happy I can't believe it.
[00:26] ---
    So, he really did it…huh?
[00:29] ---
    I have to be there
    for him till the very end.
[00:33] ---
    Akubi…
[00:34] ---
    So, Father…
[00:36] ---
    What is Kan's dream?
[00:38] ---
    I wonder what kind of—?
[00:41] ---
    Ruff ruff.
[00:42] ---
    Akubi…
[00:45] ---
    You must find out for yourself…
[01:02] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:09] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:17] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:28] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:37] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:41] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[01:47] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:51] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:55] ---
    Achoo!
[02:03] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:07] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:20] ---
    A DREAM FINALLY FOUND!
[02:21] ---
    I'm ready, big wonderful world.
    Akubi here.
[02:27] ---
    Hey, Kan!
[02:29] ---
    Hm?
[02:30] ---
    You figured it out, right?
[02:31] ---
    What?
[02:33] ---
    Your dream! Tell me, Kan.
[02:36] ---
    You have to tell me all about it.
[02:38] ---
    Mmm…I'm kinda busy…
[02:41] ---
    Come on, you're not even listening!
[02:45] ---
    Once I complete my training…
[02:48] ---
    I have to go back to the genie world.
[02:51] ---
    Whoa!
[02:53] ---
    What what?!
[02:55] ---
    Check this out!
    This event held at Tatsugaoka Railroad!
[02:55] ---
    TATSUGAOKA RAILROAD
    SPECIAL EVENT
[02:58] ---
    Tatsugaoka Railroad?
[03:01] ---
    It's a small railroad company
    in the suburbs.
[03:03] ---
    Oh yeah?
[03:04] ---
    They're putting on
    a railroad photo contest!
[03:08] ---
    Railroad photo…
[03:09] ---
    And get a load of this!
[03:12] ---
    SHOOT FOR THE GOLD!!
[03:12] ---
    They'll name a station after you.
[03:15] ---
    Yeah, whoever wins the gold prize
    gets to have their name on the station!
[03:19] ---
    Really? So, if you win then…
[03:22] ---
    It'll be Kantaro Station!
[03:24] ---
    KANTARO STATION
    THIS WAY THAT WAY
[03:25] ---
    Welcome to Kantaro Station!
[03:28] ---
    It's like too good to be true!
[03:31] ---
    All aboard!
[03:34] ---
    Of course, Kan's dream is…
[03:38] ---
    All right, looks like I gotta go!
[03:40] ---
    All aboard!
[03:42] ---
    TATSUGAOKA STATION
[03:42] ---
    Wow, so this is
    Tatsugaoka train station, huh?
[03:46] ---
    It's just so cool.
[03:49] ---
    I'm gonna get some amazing pictures,
    I can feel it.
[03:52] ---
    Oh, Kan.
[03:55] ---
    You'd never think this is Tokyo.
[03:58] ---
    It's so laid back.
[04:03] ---
    Wow, look at that, it's so short!
[04:05] ---
    I told you it was a local line.
[04:08] ---
    Hey, check this out, Akubi.
[04:08] ---
    TATSUGAOKA RAILROAD STATION
[04:11] ---
    Look at the character they use
    for rail in railroad.
[04:13] ---
    MONEY LOSE
[04:13] ---
    You know how the regular character
    has the radicals "lose" and "money," right?
[04:17] ---
    Well, it's bad luck,
[04:19] ---
    so they used the old character instead.
[04:19] ---
    TETSU
[04:22] ---
    Lots of rail companies
    avoid the character
[04:25] ---
    and still have people
    read it as if nothing's changed.
[04:26] ---
    PASSENGER RAILROAD COMPANY
[04:28] ---
    Hmm… You're just a fountain of knowledge
    when it comes to trains.
[04:36] ---
    TATSUGAOKA RAILWAY
    SPECIAL ONE-DAY TICKET 480 YEN
[04:37] ---
    A ticket punch! I've never
    seen one in real life.
[04:40] ---
    Good eye.
    Ours is extra special.
[04:45] ---
    Wow! Did you know, Akubi?
[04:48] ---
    Each station has its own.
[04:50] ---
    (TATSUGAOKA RAIWAY)
    250 YEN GOOD FOR ONE DAY
[04:51] ---
    The shape is what tells
    you where it was punched.
[04:56] ---
    A master of the ticket punch
    is a master of the train.
[05:02] ---
    Would you like to give it a try?
[05:03] ---
    Really? Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[05:06] ---
    Kan, come on, do mine!
[05:11] ---
    I can't believe this is happening!
[05:13] ---
    This has to be it…
[05:15] ---
    Kan's dream is related to trains.
[05:19] ---
    – Akubi.
    – Huh?
[05:20] ---
    Mario.
[05:22] ---
    Well, what a wonderful surprise!
[05:25] ---
    Picture time. Picture time.
[05:26] ---
    Of course he's here.
[05:29] ---
    You had to get involved, too.
[05:31] ---
    I guess I did.
[05:32] ---
    Wow, that's some camera.
[05:36] ---
    Yeah, this is my little telephoto lens.
    Oh, it's no big deal…
[05:40] ---
    It has a focal length of 300 mm
    and a maximum aperture of 2.8.
[05:44] ---
    It really makes your
[05:46] ---
    – subject come to life..
    –None of this makes any sense.
[05:47] ---
    - It just pops.
    – He's serious.
[05:49] ---
    That gold prize is mine!
[05:53] ---
    Our next stop is Mario, Mario.
[05:57] ---
    MARIO STATION
    THIS WAY THAT WAY
[06:01] ---
    Mario station! It just rolls off the tongue.
[06:05] ---
    I can't wait!
[06:08] ---
    Oh shit…
[06:16] ---
    – Poot.
    – Poot, time to get to work.
[06:19] ---
    Little Bro!
[06:21] ---
    Mario, you reek.
[06:24] ---
    No, it wasn't me.
[06:25] ---
    This guy again?
[06:28] ---
    This'll work out just fine.
[06:30] ---
    I'll finally figure out Kantaro's dream.
[06:33] ---
    So, where's your camera, Kan?
[06:37] ---
    Huh?
[06:38] ---
    Umm…right here.
[06:39] ---
    What? Your phone? Seriously?
[06:42] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[06:44] ---
    You think you'll get the gold with that?
[06:47] ---
    Yeah, well, that's not what matters.
[06:50] ---
    It's what's in here!
[06:52] ---
    It's passion for the train.
[06:54] ---
    Hmm…passion, huh?
[06:57] ---
    What?
[06:59] ---
    Oh, Kan.
[07:01] ---
    Huh? What?
[07:03] ---
    Come on, Kan.
    Let's make this interesting.
[07:05] ---
    Interesting?
[07:07] ---
    Yeah, whoever places higher
[07:10] ---
    gets to profess his love to Akubi…
[07:12] ---
    Sound good?
[07:13] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
    You're not making sense.
[07:17] ---
    I'm gonna beat you and tell Akubi
    exactly how I feel.
[07:22] ---
    –Hey, what are you guys talking about?
    – Poot!
[07:25] ---
    – Waahh!
    – Yikes!
[07:28] ---
    Akubi, I'm about to win the gold in
    the photo contest.
[07:33] ---
    You just wait and see!
[07:35] ---
    Huh? O-Okay.
[07:37] ---
    Yeehaw, let's do this!
[07:40] ---
    My shutter button's gonna be on fire!
[07:42] ---
    Mario…
[07:46] ---
    All aboard.
[07:50] ---
    This contest's in the bag!
[07:52] ---
    No, it's not! Get ready
    to read Kantaro Station!
[07:57] ---
    Hey, Kan. I wanna see too.
[08:00] ---
    Poot!
[08:01] ---
    You'll have to wait.
[08:02] ---
    I wanna see, I wanna see,
    I wanna see!
[08:05] ---
    Akubi!
[08:07] ---
    Leave it to me.
[08:09] ---
    Thanks, Mario.
[08:11] ---
    No problem at all.
[08:19] ---
    All right, all right.
[08:26] ---
    You're taking the picture from the front?
[08:28] ---
    Yes, but that's not all.
[08:30] ---
    It's all about that magical moment when
    the driver does the pointing thing.
[08:35] ---
    When does he do that?
[08:37] ---
    There's a sign called
    the signal-calling position indicator.
[08:41] ---
    When the driver sees that
    he has to then point to it.
[08:46] ---
    I'm gonna capture that exact moment.
[08:49] ---
    So that signal whatchumacallit is…
[08:52] ---
    That thing?
[08:54] ---
    All right.
[08:56] ---
    Now's my chance!
[08:57] ---
    Hey, stop pushing.
[08:59] ---
    You stop pushing.
[09:01] ---
    You pushed first.
[09:04] ---
    Hey, you two!
[09:08] ---
    – Come to papa!
    – Come to papa!
[09:12] ---
    I can point my finger too.
[09:14] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo!
[09:17] ---
    – Now!
    – Now!
[09:18] ---
    – Whaatt?
    – Whaatt?
[09:20] ---
    Poo poo poo…
[09:22] ---
    Next station is, "And then."
[09:24] ---
    Wow, the flowers are gorgeous.
[09:27] ---
    Yeah, this place'll
    be perfect for pictures.
[09:30] ---
    The train's on this side, huh?
[09:32] ---
    I see.
[09:33] ---
    So, they're taking a picture of
    the train in the background.
[09:36] ---
    Camera angle set!
[09:38] ---
    Ready steady.
[09:39] ---
    Oh, here it comes.
[09:41] ---
    All right, come on!
[09:44] ---
    Come on!
[09:47] ---
    – Come to papa!
    – Come to papa!
[09:49] ---
    Poot!
[09:59] ---
    Hey! Stop it, dammit!
[10:02] ---
    Forget it.
    I'm going it alone.
[10:06] ---
    I've got a secret weapon.
[10:09] ---
    Secret weapon, huh?
    Come on, Akubi!
[10:14] ---
    Okay, fly!
[10:16] ---
    Oh, I get it. You're gonna take
    the picture from the sky.
[10:19] ---
    No one will see us,
    and we can go wherever we want.
[10:22] ---
    Take this, Mario.
[10:27] ---
    There!
[10:30] ---
    Come on, faster. Hurry, hurry.
[10:33] ---
    Geez, give me a chance.
    Better hang on.
[10:40] ---
    This next one will be the winner.
[10:44] ---
    Come to papa!
[10:46] ---
    Poot!
[10:54] ---
    Prince Farty!!
[10:58] ---
    Humph! This is nothing.
[11:00] ---
    I'm bringing home the gold!
[11:04] ---
    Now come to papa!
[11:07] ---
    Oh, come on!
[11:09] ---
    – Nothing's gonna stop me!
    – I thought he'd give up,
[11:12] ---
    – I'm going for it!
    – I thought he'd give up,
[11:13] ---
    – You can do it, Kan.
    – but he's got balls.
[11:14] ---
    You can do it, Kan.
[11:16] ---
    Shutter button
    don't fail me now.
[11:20] ---
    Good luck, Kan!
[11:22] ---
    He's really into this stuff.
[11:26] ---
    His dream has to
    have something to do with trains.
[11:31] ---
    How's it going, Kan?
[11:32] ---
    How's it going? Well, so-so, I guess.
[11:37] ---
    Wanna see the pictures I took?
[11:44] ---
    Wow, they're really impressive.
[11:48] ---
    Amazing, they all look great.
[11:52] ---
    You have to capture their raw power.
[11:55] ---
    That's what I'm looking for.
[11:58] ---
    Mario's beaming.
[12:01] ---
    I can taste the win.
[12:02] ---
    Sorry, not so fast.
[12:04] ---
    I have something in mind
    that will knock everyone's socks off.
[12:08] ---
    What, really?
[12:09] ---
    Oh yeah? What is it then?
[12:12] ---
    T-That's…a secret.
[12:15] ---
    Hmm…but…
[12:16] ---
    – I'm gonna grab the gold!
    – I'm gonna grab the gold!
[12:25] ---
    Hey, Kan.
[12:26] ---
    So, what is this amazing picture
    you're talking about?
[12:29] ---
    I told you it's a secret.
[12:32] ---
    Show off…
    I bet he's bluffing…
[12:36] ---
    Crap, how the hell am I
    gonna take a better picture than Mario?
[12:40] ---
    There!
    Come to papa!
[12:43] ---
    Come on, Kan. Tell me.
[12:44] ---
    Hey, get outta the way.
[12:48] ---
    This is it…
[12:49] ---
    Come on, Kan.
[12:52] ---
    Kan.
[12:53] ---
    Come on.
[12:55] ---
    Kan!
[12:56] ---
    Come on,
    stop getting in the picture!
[13:00] ---
    Well, maybe you should've told me.
[13:03] ---
    All aboard.
[13:04] ---
    Come to papa!
[13:06] ---
    You…
[13:06] ---
    Aw man!
[13:11] ---
    Poo poo.
[13:13] ---
    Yes!
[13:16] ---
    Fine I get it.
[13:18] ---
    – Yes!
    – Yes!
[13:20] ---
    Yummy!
[13:21] ---
    Poot!
[13:23] ---
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[13:25] ---
    Eat up.
[13:27] ---
    Before they notice…
[13:31] ---
    Come to papa!
[13:33] ---
    – Kan!
    – Poot poot!
[13:34] ---
    Surprise!
[13:37] ---
    Now!
[13:38] ---
    Kan!
[13:39] ---
    Come on! Jeez!
    Can you just stop!
[13:43] ---
    But you got a lot of good pictures,
    so what's the big deal?
[13:46] ---
    You know…
[13:47] ---
    Just because I got a lot of pictures…
[13:55] ---
    Akubi and the trains, huh?
[13:57] ---
    What's the matter, Kan?
[14:02] ---
    You know, I actually think
    this might really work.
[14:06] ---
    Really?
[14:07] ---
    Yeah.
[14:09] ---
    Looking good.
[14:21] ---
    Yeah, looks great.
[14:23] ---
    Now if I can just add
    a touch of railroad,
[14:27] ---
    we'll be in business.
[14:29] ---
    This is fun, Kan.
[14:31] ---
    Huh? Really?
[14:33] ---
    Yup!
[14:38] ---
    Poot?
[14:40] ---
    Why's he acting so weird?
[14:42] ---
    Hey look, Kan!
[14:45] ---
    Hm? Oh.
[14:47] ---
    It's a multi-level railroad crossing.
[14:50] ---
    So, a train runs below another train, huh?
[14:53] ---
    Right, that's it!
[14:55] ---
    Right, that's it!
[14:57] ---
    Let's see…
[14:58] ---
    From the starting station Tatsugaoka,
[15:00] ---
    it takes 16 minutes
    for the train to arrive at the next station.
[15:03] ---
    And since the distance is half…umm…
[15:06] ---
    Hey, Kan. What are you writing down?
[15:10] ---
    Aren't you taking pictures of the train?
[15:11] ---
    All right! I got it!
[15:14] ---
    Now what?
[15:15] ---
    What did you get?
[15:17] ---
    The railroad bridge at that
    multi-level railroad crossing.
[15:20] ---
    I figured it out from the timetable.
[15:22] ---
    When the top and bottom train
    cross each other.
[15:28] ---
    If my calculations are right,
[15:29] ---
    this should be the photo of a lifetime.
[15:31] ---
    Really? That's amazing, Kan.
[15:34] ---
    That gold prize is yours.
[15:36] ---
    Well, a lot has to happen before that but…
[15:40] ---
    You really do love trains and railroads,
    don't you, Kan.
[15:43] ---
    Huh? Yeah, I do but…
[15:46] ---
    why are you saying that now?
[15:48] ---
    I just wanted to confirm your dream.
[15:51] ---
    My dream?
[15:53] ---
    When you grow up,
    you want a job related to train travel, right?
[15:57] ---
    Hmm, train travel, huh…
[16:02] ---
    Well, I definitely like trains but…
[16:06] ---
    Well, it's hard to explain,
[16:07] ---
    I can't really say it's my dream.
[16:09] ---
    What? It's not?
[16:11] ---
    Then what is then?
[16:13] ---
    Good thinking, Kan.
[16:16] ---
    Mario?
[16:16] ---
    Inserting Akubi
    into your pictures, huh?
[16:20] ---
    Hate to break it to you,
    but I'm the one who can bring out her true beauty.
[16:24] ---
    I know I can take an amazing picture of her.
[16:26] ---
    Mario?
[16:28] ---
    So Akubi, give me the honor
    of taking your picture!
[16:31] ---
    What? But what about Kan's idea?
[16:35] ---
    All right. If we start walking now,
    we should be able to make it.
[16:39] ---
    Please! Akubi!
    I have to win this contest!
[16:44] ---
    I can't wait to see if
[16:45] ---
    – my calculations were right.
    – What should I do, Kan?
[16:52] ---
    Now boarding.
[16:57] ---
    Kan, you meany.
    You big dumb dumb…
[17:00] ---
    Come on Akubi. Hurry.
[17:03] ---
    What do I do, Kan?
[17:05] ---
    As long as you make it to
    the crossing in time, you should be good.
[17:13] ---
    Let's go, Mario.
[17:14] ---
    Okay. I promise
    I'll take some great pictures.
[17:25] ---
    Now way is Kan gonna beat me!
[17:28] ---
    Oh, Akubi…Akubi!
[17:32] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:33] ---
    It's nothing.
[17:47] ---
    Poot!
[17:50] ---
    Why didn't you stop
    Sis from going?
[17:53] ---
    I couldn't ask anyway,
    I can only freakin say poot.
[17:57] ---
    All right, it's go time.
[18:04] ---
    No way…could his dream be…
[18:10] ---
    Yeah! Looks good!
[18:12] ---
    Let's keep going, it's looking good.
[18:15] ---
    Sorry, Mario.
[18:18] ---
    Yes, I made it.
[18:22] ---
    Here we go.
[18:23] ---
    The angle is perfect.
[18:26] ---
    Do not even think about using magic. Got it?
[18:31] ---
    Now, as long as the train comes
    according to my calculations…
[18:34] ---
    As long as the train comes…
[18:41] ---
    It would've been so much better
    if Akubi were here…
[18:45] ---
    Hey.
[18:47] ---
    Kan!
[18:53] ---
    Kan!
[18:56] ---
    Akubi!
[19:02] ---
    Akubi! Hurry!
[19:06] ---
    Akubi!
[19:08] ---
    Kan.
[19:09] ---
    Oh no!
[19:10] ---
    They're not gonna make it.
[19:15] ---
    Do not even think about using magic!
[19:18] ---
    Damn…I'm too late.
[19:26] ---
    W-What the?
[19:30] ---
    Poo poo poo.
[19:33] ---
    Akubi!
[19:34] ---
    Okay!
[19:43] ---
    Tell me, Kan.
[19:44] ---
    So what's your dream?
[19:47] ---
    Well…my dream is…
[19:53] ---
    And then later.
[19:55] ---
    And the silver goes to Mario Kashikomari.
[19:58] ---
    Silver? That's awesome.
[20:01] ---
    Of course he did.
[20:02] ---
    Congratulations, Mario.
[20:04] ---
    Congratulations.
[20:05] ---
    Yeah, thanks.
[20:07] ---
    You placed too, right, Kan?
[20:11] ---
    Yeah, sorta…
[20:13] ---
    The Best Effort Award
    isn't exactly…
[20:14] ---
    Yeah, the train is all outta focus.
[20:17] ---
    You focused too much on Akubi.
[20:20] ---
    But look at her amazing smile.
[20:24] ---
    Right? Don't you think?
[20:25] ---
    You won that award thanks to your model.
[20:29] ---
    True.
[20:30] ---
    You should be grateful to Akubi.
[20:34] ---
    I'm going home.
[20:36] ---
    Mario…?
[20:46] ---
    Mario.
[20:50] ---
    I know, let's go home pretending
    we're trains like we always do.
[20:54] ---
    I'll be 65 so be DD, Mario.
[21:02] ---
    So, are you gonna tell Akubi
    how you feel about her?
[21:07] ---
    You said if you win you will.
[21:09] ---
    I lost.
[21:10] ---
    What're you saying?
    You won the silver.
[21:14] ---
    Sure, we both wanted gold,
[21:17] ---
    at least you didn't get
    the Best Effort Award…
[21:19] ---
    Sorry, Kan.
[21:21] ---
    I wanna be alone.
[21:22] ---
    You're acting weird. What's wrong?
[21:27] ---
    Just leave me alone!
[21:32] ---
    Mario…
[21:35] ---
    No fighting!
    Both of you.
[21:38] ---
    I have to go back to
    the genie world soon.
[21:42] ---
    I want you two to get along.
[21:46] ---
    Yeah, but you always come back
    when I yawn.
[21:50] ---
    I won't see you again!!
[22:05] ---
    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
[22:09] ---
    that shows after a full stomach
[22:13] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:18] ---
    Happiness links
[22:22] ---
    Even if we're far, far apart
[22:27] ---
    I will always be by your side
[22:31] ---
    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let's jump!
[22:39] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:41] ---
    we will find our way
[22:43] ---
    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
[22:48] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    may our dreams come true
[22:52] ---
    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time!)
[22:56] ---
    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
[22:59] ---
    For tomorrow there will be sun
[23:01] ---
    together we will be as one
[23:05] ---
    Hooray hooray,
    someone sends someone
[23:09] ---
    strength by a cheer
[23:11] ---
    all around the world
[23:13] ---
    We will surely meet again!
[23:25] ---
    PREVIEW
[23:26] ---
    Visibility, check!
[23:27] ---
    I'm Magic Carpet.
    So King Genie, what dream did Kan find?
[23:32] ---
    You'll find out in the next episode.
[23:35] ---
    I can't wait that long!
[23:36] ---
    Hey, Magic Purse,
    I can keep a secret.
[23:39] ---
    Gama, gama, gama.
[23:42] ---
    What? You're speaking the truth?
[23:45] ---
    Gama.
[23:45] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020.
    So Long, Akubi!
[23:51] ---
    The final episode
    we've all been waiting for!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it.
[23:55] ---
    

Season 1

E20 - So Long, Akubi!

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[00:07] ---
    Father, is my training really
    coming to an end?
[00:11] ---
    I'm afraid so, my dear.
[00:12] ---
    Kan seems to have discovered his dream.
[00:16] ---
    But Father, what is it then?
[00:20] ---
    I don't think he wants to be
    a train driver…
[00:23] ---
    Sometimes one's dream
[00:25] ---
    is not a professional endeavor
    but something else entirely.
[00:28] ---
    What?
[00:31] ---
    Your time with Kan
[00:32] ---
    will finally conclude
    with the glow of the full moon.
[00:36] ---
    What?
[00:36] ---
    And then it'll be no more
    human world for us…
[00:40] ---
    It is the law of the world in which
    we live, there is nothing I can do.
[00:59] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:07] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[01:14] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:26] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[01:34] ---
    Action! Action!
[01:38] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[01:44] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:48] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[01:52] ---
    Achoo!
[02:01] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:05] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[02:17] ---
    SO LONG, AKUBI!
[02:24] ---
    What am I gonna do?
[02:28] ---
    I have to go back to
    the genie world soon.
[02:32] ---
    So I want you two to get along.
[02:34] ---
    What?
[02:35] ---
    To the genie world?!
[02:36] ---
    You're going back?
[02:38] ---
    I didn't sleep a wink last night.
[02:48] ---
    Akubi, here, ready for action.
[02:51] ---
    Oh, morning, Akubi.
[02:53] ---
    Good morning!
[02:54] ---
    Oh, you haven't touched
    your food, Kan.
[02:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:58] ---
    It's nothing.
[02:59] ---
    Hurry up, Kan. I have five couples
    getting married tomorrow.
[03:03] ---
    I have today to
    get through all the final preparations.
[03:07] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[03:09] ---
    Oh, didn't we tell you?
[03:11] ---
    Mom works at a wedding hall.
[03:14] ---
    I'm a wedding coordinator.
[03:16] ---
    A wedding coordinator?
[03:19] ---
    Preparations are only a part of what I do,
[03:21] ---
    I also make sure all the pieces
    come together on the big day, too.
[03:25] ---
    Wow, I've never heard of that job.
[03:28] ---
    Thanks for the grub.
[03:30] ---
    You hardly ate, Kan.
    You'll be hungry at school.
[03:35] ---
    I'll be fine.
    See ya later.
[03:37] ---
    All done.
[03:39] ---
    Wait, Kan.
[03:40] ---
    What?
[03:41] ---
    What's wrong?
    Are you mad?
[03:44] ---
    I'm not mad, okay.
[03:47] ---
    Aren't you happy
    you found your dream?
[03:50] ---
    Dream?
[03:51] ---
    Father just told me.
[03:53] ---
    That's why this whole training
    thing is about to come to an end.
[04:00] ---
    So what's your dream?
[04:02] ---
    My dream…
[04:05] ---
    …is over for good!
[04:08] ---
    What?
[04:10] ---
    MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
[04:15] ---
    I'm still in shock
    about Akubi leaving…
[04:19] ---
    I just sorta thought
    she'd always be around…
[04:24] ---
    Is all that really true...
[04:27] ---
    She can never come back?
[04:29] ---
    Akubi wouldn't kid about stuff like that.
[04:33] ---
    But you know that, Mario.
[04:37] ---
    Wedding? Tomorrow?
[04:38] ---
    Yeah, it's my cousin's wedding.
[04:41] ---
    So I got a new dress for it.
[04:43] ---
    Wow, lucky duck.
[04:44] ---
    Yeah, I wanna dress up.
[04:46] ---
    Maybe we'll get curry for wedding favors.
[04:49] ---
    So where is this wedding gonna be?
[04:51] ---
    At Mamenoki Wedding Forest.
[04:53] ---
    Hey, isn't that…
[04:55] ---
    Hey, Kantaro.
[04:56] ---
    Mamenoki Wedding Forest is
    where your mom works, right?
[05:01] ---
    Oh yeah…
[05:02] ---
    Wow, really?
    I hope I'll see her tomorrow.
[05:05] ---
    Oh yeah…
[05:10] ---
    See you!
[05:12] ---
    So, Kan. When exactly will Akubi
    return to the genie world?
[05:18] ---
    Dunno…
[05:18] ---
    Dunno?
[05:20] ---
    Why didn't you ask her?
[05:26] ---
    Wait, your house isn't that way.
[05:28] ---
    It's called going for a walk. Later.
[05:32] ---
    Hey.
[05:33] ---
    Kan!
[05:33] ---
    Oh.
[05:40] ---
    The winds have spoken!
[05:44] ---
    Come on, Mario.
[05:45] ---
    Sorry, it just happened.
[05:49] ---
    Better to not hold it in.
[05:51] ---
    Dammit…
    I can't get a second of peace.
[05:56] ---
    Why's he walking away from his house?
[06:01] ---
    Kan's late.
[06:05] ---
    I ended up going the long way.
[06:07] ---
    Poot!
[06:08] ---
    What's this?
[06:09] ---
    Kan, Little Bro!
[06:12] ---
    Akubi.
[06:14] ---
    You were so late
    I came to look for you.
[06:18] ---
    Hey, what's this castle?
[06:21] ---
    It's where Mom works.
[06:23] ---
    Wow, so this is it, huh?
    Amazing!
[06:26] ---
    Time to tie the knot.
[06:29] ---
    No way!
[06:31] ---
    Why should I have to
    do Mom's work?
[06:35] ---
    I want to see Mom at work before
    I go back to the genie world.
[06:40] ---
    Besides,
    don't you want to try it too?
[06:43] ---
    Being a wedding coordinator?
[06:44] ---
    Um, no.
[06:45] ---
    Come on, please!
[06:46] ---
    This is going to be
    the last time we get to do this.
[06:50] ---
    The last time…
[06:52] ---
    AUSPICIOUS
[06:52] ---
    And then the next day.
    It's Saturday, an auspicious day.
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    What about the flowers?
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    Yes, we need them up now.
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    Is the music all ready to go too?
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    As soon as you're done here,
    please go help upstairs.
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    - please go help upstairs.
    - Wow, I've never seen Mom
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    - Okay.
    - so energetic.
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    - How's it going here?
    - I agree.
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    - No problems here.
    - She's like a different person.
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    Maybe it's better not to help…
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    Not to worry!
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    I already asked Mom
    yesterday if it was okay for us to help.
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    How the hell?
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    Here we go.
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    Hocus Pocus!
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    Now we're ready.
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    Promise me you'll take this seriously.
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    A lot of weddings happen here,
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    but to every bride and groom,
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    it's their very own special day.
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    Got it.
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    Very own special day…
    It is for me too.
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    Once this is all over, Akubi will…
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    All right! Let's do this!
    Okay, Kan?
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    Kan?
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    Huh? Oh, right…
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    Kan! This is where weddings happen,
    where sweet love unites!
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    Smile, smile!
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    Mumbo Jumbo!
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    Hey, cut it out.
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    - Oh my goodness,
    - Yeah, that's right.
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    - will they be okay?
    - There's that smile.
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    - Mrs. Yotayama, your assistance please.
    - Poot poot!
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    Got it, will be right there.
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    You're back to your usual self.
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    When we're done here,
    you'll finally tell me your dream, right?
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    What?
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    Promise me, okay?
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    All right, there's work to be done!
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    My dream is... and then...
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    48, 49, 50…
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    Everything is all set
    for the 50 invited guests.
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    Music is all set.
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    Thank you.
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    The first wedding
    is about to start.
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    See if you can put the couple at ease.
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    Please be on your best behavior, okay?
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    Got it.
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    If you'd like,
    I can massage your shoulders.
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    Thank you, but that won't be necessary.
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    You may want to help my father…
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    It'll all be okay…
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    You don't understand,
    I'm losing my little girl.
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    Don't you worry!
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    We have just the words
    that will make you see that
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    this is one of the happiest
    days of your life.
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    What?!
    How the hell do we do that?
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    Come on, hurry.
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    Um…let's see, well…
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    Weddings are great,
    don't wanna be late...
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    I can't do this!
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    Come on, Kan.
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    But…
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    Sorry to keep you waiting.
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    Oh, Mrs. Yotayama!
    So glad you're here.
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    My father's…
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    Don't worry, sir.
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    When you walk down
    that aisle with your daughter
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    think of everything
    you've been through together.
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    Everything we've been through…
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    Each step you take together
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    symbolizes the journey
    you and your daughter
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    have taken together.
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    On both sides of the aisle
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    all your family and friends
    are here to support you both.
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    And waiting at the other end of that aisle
    will be her loving sweetheart.
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    And the bride and groom together
    will embark on their new journey.
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    Their new journey.
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    Come on, you have some walking to do…
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    The future's waiting.
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    Father…
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    Okay, let's go.
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    Okay.
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    And then after that.
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    I wasn't invited, but ta-da!
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    What a wonderful ceremony.
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    Yay! Congratulations!
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    That was absolutely beautiful.
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    Who knew Mom had
    such a wonderful job.
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    - Hey, Kan.
    - Huh?
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    Hurry up you two!
    Now we have the reception.
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    Wow, beautiful!
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    Oh? Was this in the plan?
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    Little Bro's been busy.
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    Wow, he actually did something nice for once.
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    And then ding dong.
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    Phew, I'm beat.
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    Yeah…
    but it sure was joyful.
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    Isn't it great that our last
    mini internship was a wedding?
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    Oh, yeah…
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    So Kan…
    about that promise…
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    Huh?
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    Tell me.
    What's your dream?
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    Did you forget what I told you?
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    My dream will
    never come true anyway.
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    That's not true.
    I wanna support you.
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    Yeah, right.
    You can't support me anymore.
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    Huh?
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    Didn't you say once you go back,
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    you can never
    come back to the human world?
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    Funny you say you can still support me.
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    But Kan, I…
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    Just leave me alone.
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    I thought you were done with your training,
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    just go back to your genie world!
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    Kan!
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    Oh, Kan…
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    Kan…
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    If Kantaro's dream
    is really what I think it is,
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    then I actually feel for the guy…
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    Wasn't that a lovely wedding?
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    Yeah, she was so pretty.
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    Kan?
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    Ah youth!
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    My dream will never come true!
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    Because…
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    My dream is…
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    Ororon… I wish I could do something…
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    Son, I'm counting on you.
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    I must return to the genie world
    as there is more for me to do.
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    What are you doing over there?
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    Mario… You guys…
    What are you doing here?
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    We heard... she's going back for good.
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    Yeah…
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    So, this is really it, right?
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    Don't you wanna say goodbye?
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    And have a party with yummy goodies?
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    Yeah, a party!
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    No, I think I'm good.
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    None of it
    has really anything to do with me.
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    Poot poot!
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    Little guy… Do I have to say
    goodbye to you too?
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    Poot…
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    No... I can't believe it.
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    Me neither.
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    Isn't there a way to
    keep them here, Yotayama?
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    The whole reason she came here was
    to complete her royal training.
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    Once the training is over,
    of course she's going back.
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    There's nothing we can do.
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    So you're just gonna give up?
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    Akubi is still at the wedding hall.
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    You're just gonna stand there?
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    Y-Yeah.
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    Kan, you're a wuss.
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    I'll just go then.
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    If you're gonna watch Akubi leave,
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    then I'll go stop her!
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    No regrets.
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    Regrets…
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    It's better to regret what you have
    done than what you haven't.
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    Is this really what you want, Yotayama?
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    Kan.
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    Kantaro.
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    Dammit, Kantaro,
    I was actually starting to respect you,
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    but you had to regress
    into your old chicken shit self.
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    Go, Kantaro! Go to Sis!
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    Prince Farty…you…?!
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    Go, Kan!
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    Kan!
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    Kantaro!
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    Kan!
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    Yotayama!
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    You guys…
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    Akubi is still at the wedding hall.
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    Good luck…Kan…
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    And they're off…
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    Maybe I was just a burden…
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    Maybe I should just go back now.
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    Once I go back into this bottle,
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    I'll be the queen
    of the genie world.
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    It's goodbye forever
    to the human world.
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    Akubi!
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    Kan!
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    I'm sorry.
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    The truth is I didn't want you
    to go back to the genie world…
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    I just couldn't say it.
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    Kan…
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    I'm going to work hard
    and grow up to be someone you can be proud of.
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    And one day,
    we'll meet again.
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    And…And…
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    We'll get married!
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    That's your dream…
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    Yeah! My slacker days are over!
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    Kan…
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    Your dream makes me really happy.
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    Thank you, Kan.
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    Akubi…
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    But…
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    My training here is officially complete.
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    No! It can't end now.
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    It's the way of the genie world.
    There's nothing I can do about it.
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    That's not true.
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    You're the one who taught me
    to try no matter what.
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    I'm not letting you go back!
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    Freakin bottle…
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    Take that!
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    What?
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    There! Take that!
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    There! There!
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    Kan…You can't change the unchangeable.
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    Kan!
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    Dammit.
    Why…Why can't I do it?
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    Fine then,
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    I'll never yawn again
    for as long as I live.
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    Akubi will never be able
    to go back inside the bottle.
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    Kan!
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    That's right! Kan!
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    Just don't yawn.
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    Mario.
[17:43] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
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    You guys…
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    Kantaro.
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    You can do it, Kan.
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    Even Mom and Dad…
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    Yeah, I'll never yawn again.
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    And I'll never pass gas ever again.
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    I won't let the rascal go back.
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    Poot!
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    I came back to the human world
    for the first time in fifty years.
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    Seeing how much kids have changed
    completely and utterly shocked me.
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    But one thing hasn't changed at all,
    and that's the goodness in their hearts.
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    Bull-kou, Gamaguchi, Magic Carpet…
    Please don't give me that look…
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    You guys!
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    Oh no,
    look at the moon!
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    The moon is waning!
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    But it was a full moon
    just a while ago…
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    I haven't heard anything
    about a lunar eclipse today.
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    It's almost time.
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    Poot.
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    Whoa, what's with the smoke?
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    What is this?
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    The magic bottle?
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    But it's changed.
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    You guys,
    hold Akubi and Prince Farty.
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    I'm keeping it in.
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    You're staying right here.
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    I'm never letting you leave.
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    Mom and Dad, hold the door
    so the bottle stays in.
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    The bottle!
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    When did it come out?
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    Oh… getting very sleepy…
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    Genki! Stay with me!
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    Genki!
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    Oh no, it got me too…
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    Manpukuzaka!
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    Yumemigachi!
    Wake up, Kaneamari!
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    I'm not letting the little guy go.
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    No way... not ever…
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    Prince Farty, you…
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    Mihoshi!
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    Oh no! My stomach…
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    No, Mario! Hold it in!
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    Mario…
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    Mario.
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    Poot!
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    I can't.
    I can't hold it in anymore.
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    Farewell, everyone.
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    Kantaro!
    Whatever you do, hold on to Sis!
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    Prince Farty!
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    Kan…
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    Akubi.
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    I'm never yawning again.
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    And I'm never letting go
    of this hand.
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    Thank you, Kan.
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    But it's time to say goodbye.
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    No, no!
    I'm never yawning again!
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    Akubi! I'm never letting you…
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    Akubi…
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    - Thank you, Kan,
    - No!
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    - I had the time of my life.
    - No, no!
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    No!
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    Thank you. Kan.
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    Goodbye, everyone!
    Goodbye, Kan…
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    Akubi!
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    Akubi, Akubi!
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    Hey, Akubi! Say something!
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    Akubi!
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    Akubi!
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    Come on, you guys,
    let's go after the bottle.
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    Wait! Hang on!
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    King Genie, Prince Farty!
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    Akubiiiii!
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    Thank you…
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    MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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    Listen up.
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    We will select
    the homeroom class rep for the second half of the year.
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    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
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    Okay.
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    CLASS REPS
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    For the first half of the year,
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    that shows after a full stomach
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    we had people volunteer
    to be class reps.
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    So it would be great if we could get
    some volunteers for the second half too.
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    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
[22:16] ---
    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
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    How about it guys?
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    Happiness links
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    Class rep, huh?
    Isn't there anyone?
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    I'm on the lunch committee…
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    Even if we're far, far apart
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    And my focus is on sports committee.
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    I will always be by your side
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    No one's asking you two.
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    Sounds like fun.
    Why don't you try it, Kan?
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    Can you hear this voice of mine?
[22:34] ---
    Me?
[22:35] ---
    All right, here we go, let's jump!
[22:35] ---
    What? Kan?
[22:37] ---
    You're volunteering?
[22:38] ---
    Oh no…
[22:40] ---
    I vote for Kan!
[22:42] ---
    Hey, wait…
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    Yeah, I think so too.
[22:44] ---
    Yes, I think Kan would be great.
[22:47] ---
    Yeah, I think Kan would make this
    into a great class.
[22:50] ---
    Yeah, come on.
[22:54] ---
    Oh, okay then…
[22:55] ---
    Yes, I'll volunteer.
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    Yay! Way to go!
[23:01] ---
    Kan.
[23:08] ---
    Go get 'em, Kan.
[23:11] ---
    Yeah!
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    THE END