# 55 - HIHI'S HARASSMENT HELL
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*GeGeGe no Kitaro*
**[00:16] ---**
Oh, I merely toughened
her weak mental side.
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It's all motivation and spirit!
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Stop, Hihi!
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*The world you see isn't all there is.*
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*There are things you can't see.*
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*See? In the darkness behind you...*
**[00:56] ---**
*ge ge gegege no ge*
**[00:56] ---**
*Ge, ge, gegege no ge*
**[01:00] ---**
*asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu*
**[01:00] ---**
*Slumbering in bed in the morning*
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*tanoshiina tanoshiina*
**[01:05] ---**
*It's so fun, it's so fun*
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*obakenya gakkou mo*
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*Ghosts don't have school*
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*shiken mo nannimo nai*
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*Or tests or anything*
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*ge ge gegege no ge*
**[01:17] ---**
*Ge, ge, gegege no ge*
**[01:21] ---**
*minna de utaou gegege no ge*
**[01:21] ---**
*Let's all sing together, gegege no ge*
**[01:25] ---**
*ge ge gegege no ge*
**[01:25] ---**
*Ge, ge, gegege no ge*
**[01:29] ---**
*yoru wa hakaba de undoukai*
**[01:29] ---**
*Sports festivals in the graveyard at night*
**[01:33] ---**
*tanoshiina tanoshiina*
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*It's so fun, it's so fun*
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*obake wa shinanai*
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*Ghosts don't die*
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*byouki mo nannimo nai*
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*Or get sick or anything*
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*ge ge gegege no ge*
**[01:46] ---**
*Ge, ge, gegege no ge*
**[01:50] ---**
*minnade utaou gegege no ge*
**[01:50] ---**
*Let's all sing together, gegege no ge*
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*minnade utaou gegege no ge*
**[01:54] ---**
*Let's all sing together, gegege no ge*
**[01:58] ---**
*minnade utaou gegege no ge*
**[01:58] ---**
*Let's all sing together, gegege no ge*
**[02:16] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[02:22] ---**
It's tennis!
**[02:24] ---**
Tennis?
**[02:26] ---**
CHAPTER 55
**[02:28] ---**
HIHI'S HARASSMENT HELL
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Ah, it's been a long time, Hihi.
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Ah, who is it but Eyeball-san!
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HIHI
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Are you still doing tennis?
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That's right! I'm gonna bloom again
by coaching a human!
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Got another urge again did you?
**[02:52] ---**
Dad, I don't get what's going on.
**[02:56] ---**
Whoops, sorry about that.
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It was back in the early Showa period.
**[03:03] ---**
Hihi met this young girl...
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Tee hee!
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It was then that Hihi first
learned to play tennis from her.
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Tee hee hee!
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Fifty years later,
Hihi met another young girl.
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Having gotten better,
this time Hihi became her coach
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and taught the young girl tennis.
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Thanks to Hihi's coaching, the young girl
became a world-class player.
**[03:38] ---**
Right! That girl went on to be
the fourth best player in the world.
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The famous Kumiko Dote!
**[03:46] ---**
Oh.
**[03:48] ---**
What a bland reaction.
**[03:49] ---**
This is her.
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Oh.
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What a bland reaction!
**[03:57] ---**
So, Hihi, why do you want to
be a coach now?
**[04:01] ---**
Good question!
**[04:04] ---**
I'm bored of playing tennis with monkeys.
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So I made up my mind!
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I'll start training a human
and win the gold medal next year!
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I don't think it'll be that easy.
**[04:16] ---**
Moron! I trained my student to be
the world's fourth best player!
**[04:21] ---**
But now, unlike back then...
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I'm doing it! I'm off to find a partner!
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I'll train an amazing player
and have you gasping "hee, hee!"
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Since I'm the Hihi.
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Just kidding!
**[04:40] ---**
What's his deal?
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One... Two...
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Three... Four...
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Five...
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Hey, Yumi!
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Get back to practicing!
**[04:53] ---**
You can't slack off
just because you're a second-year!
**[04:57] ---**
How annoying!
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It's not...
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like...
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you're any good!
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Acting all bossy!
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They say practice, but it's all basics.
Let me play on the court!
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I've got experience!
**[05:36] ---**
Hee-hee-eek!
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Huh? You know my name?
**[05:40] ---**
H-Huh?
**[05:42] ---**
-Do you wanna get good at tennis?
-So abrupt!
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-Wanna win matches?
-So sudden!
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If I teach you, you're sure to win!
Together let's--
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-I'm in!
-So fast!
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Will I really get better?
Will I really, really win matches?
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Sure.
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I'll do it!
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Go faster, dammit!
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Go even faster, dammit!
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Go even, even faster, dammit!
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I can't go on!
**[06:06] ---**
Stop complaining, moron!
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No more! I'm so thirsty!
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No!
**[06:17] ---**
You can drink water after
you hit 500 more serves!
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I did it!
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Stop celebrating!
Give me 500 more receives!
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Yes, Coach!
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I did it!
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No! It's not enough!
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Yes, Coach!
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Congratulations on your victory,
Miss Okakura!
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Thank you very much!
**[07:12] ---**
How'd you do it?
**[07:14] ---**
It's thanks to my coach!
**[07:16] ---**
Coach Hihimura, how did you train her?
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, I merely toughened
her weak mental side.
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It's all motivation and spirit!
**[07:24] ---**
CHOFU CITY TENNIS REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
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Next we're going for Nationals!
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Game set and match!
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Won by Ryuzaki!
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Set count, two - love!
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Faster! Even faster!
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You lost last time...
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because you lacked spirit!
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Stop messing around!
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Five thousand more!
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Yes, Coach!
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I can't hear you!
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Yes!
**[07:56] ---**
That coach... Is he...?
**[08:00] ---**
*Cat-san... Is this person... a* yokai*?*
**[08:05] ---**
*That's Hihi!! Did something happen?!*
**[08:08] ---**
*Right now... At school...*
**[08:15] ---**
*Yumi, this is the time for
you to push yourself.*
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*Beyond this pain lies great joy.*
**[08:29] ---**
What's wrong?!
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Seriously, I can't... No more...
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You're not a natural! You've got to
work ten times harder than others!
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Do it until you spit blood!
Show me your spirit!
**[08:42] ---**
Enough with all the spirit!
Teach me technique!
**[08:45] ---**
A move that'll let me win Nationals!
**[08:48] ---**
There's no such thing!
You need spirit now!
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I can't win with all spirit
and no technique!
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That's why I lost the first round!
**[09:00] ---**
Yumi, are you okay?!
**[09:02] ---**
Who are you?
**[09:04] ---**
I'm Yumi's friend!
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Hihi.
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What's the meaning of this?
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GIRLS' TENNIS CLUB
**[09:12] ---**
Mana, how is she?
**[09:13] ---**
She's okay.
She's resting in the club room.
**[09:17] ---**
Aren't you being a little too hard on her?
**[09:20] ---**
It's to make Yumi stronger.
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Stop scolding and
compliment her once in a while.
**[09:25] ---**
If you're such a good coach,
then hone your player's strengths...
**[09:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[09:31] ---**
You can't hone strengths
while running from weaknesses!
**[09:34] ---**
Yumi's lack of spirit
and mental weakness...
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Unless she trains those,
she can't aim for even higher!
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But if she gets hurt as a result...
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If it's to seriously make her stronger...
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I have to seriously face her head on!
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I'm sure Yumi understands it, too!
**[10:00] ---**
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
**[10:01] ---**
Coach Hihimura, is it true you used
power harassment against Miss Okakura?
**[10:06] ---**
Power harassment?
**[10:07] ---**
I hear you used
corporal punishment against Miss Okakura.
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Corporal punishment?
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Miss Okakura, is it true?
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The corporal punishment...
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happened!
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Coach Hihimura hit me in the face!
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That's horrible!
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Definitely corporal punishment!
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Miss Okakura, did he do anything else?
**[10:29] ---**
For every mistake,
he made me do 500 more serves.
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During practice, he wouldn't let me drink
a drop of water.
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He forced me to practice.
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He threatened me!
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I didn't threaten you!
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You're threatening her now!
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And every day...
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he'd insult me saying I lacked spirit
or that I'm a mental craphead!
**[10:55] ---**
I never said "mental craphead"!
**[10:58] ---**
He totally said it!
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I bet he said it!
**[11:00] ---**
Coach Hihimura!
**[11:02] ---**
Yes?
**[11:03] ---**
How do you plan on taking responsibility?
**[11:06] ---**
So you ended up with
a one-month suspension.
**[11:10] ---**
The times have changed.
**[11:13] ---**
Teaching methods aren't
what they used to be anymore.
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If players and coaches are serious,
they'll clash at times.
**[11:22] ---**
That's still the same as it used to be!
**[11:28] ---**
*Despite what she said,
I'm sure Yumi is still waiting for me!*
**[11:33] ---**
I'm ready...
**[11:35] ---**
Coach Kawauso!
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Okay!
**[11:42] ---**
Huh?
**[11:44] ---**
Coach... Kawauso?
**[11:49] ---**
HIHI
**[11:52] ---**
TOGETHER WITH CAT
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*"I sense* yokai *activity."*
**[11:55] ---**
*"I didn't see that..."*
**[11:58] ---**
Hold it!
**[11:59] ---**
Oh, Former Coach.
**[12:00] ---**
I'm still your current coach!
**[12:02] ---**
Who are you?
**[12:03] ---**
I'm Hihi! What are you doing
teaching Yumi, you thieving cat!
**[12:08] ---**
I'm not a cat, I'm an otter.
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Shut up! You've conned my player!
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You're like a bird of prey
stealing my precious tofu!
**[12:18] ---**
I'm not a bird of prey, I'm an otter.
**[12:20] ---**
I finally found him. A real coach.
**[12:24] ---**
A real coach?!
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Yes. It was truly a meeting of fate.
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Gotcha!
**[12:39] ---**
What a beautiful swing!
**[12:44] ---**
Flawless movement using
your entire body's spin!
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And amazing hand speed
born from relaxing your muscles!
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You must be a top-class tennis player!
**[12:54] ---**
Huh?
**[12:55] ---**
Will you be my coach?!
**[12:59] ---**
I've never played tennis
but she forced me to come here.
**[13:04] ---**
I'm having Kawauso-kun coach me.
**[13:08] ---**
How can that thing teach tennis?!
Come on, Yumi!
**[13:14] ---**
Is this more power harassment?
**[13:17] ---**
COACH KAWAUSO
**[13:17] ---**
Here, Coach. I made this bento for you!
**[13:20] ---**
Hooray!
**[13:22] ---**
Eat up!
**[13:24] ---**
Looks yummy!
**[13:28] ---**
She's never made that for me before!
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This bento is delicious!
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I get it!
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Closing the distance with mutual smiles.
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That comforting touch
lets players feel at ease.
**[13:47] ---**
Okay!
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No!
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PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
**[13:59] ---**
Coach Hihimura,
is it sexual harassment this time?!
**[14:01] ---**
S-Sexual harassment?!
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SEXUAL HARASSMENT
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Hup!
**[14:08] ---**
I get it!
Utilizing other sports for practice!
**[14:12] ---**
Nah. I just prefer this to tennis.
**[14:17] ---**
Hey, Yumi, you enjoy baseball, right?
You do, don't you?
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ENJOYMENT HARASSMENT
**[14:23] ---**
Wow! This looks so good!
**[14:26] ---**
The short ribs here
taste better cooked through.
**[14:29] ---**
Want me to cook them?
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GOURMET HARASSMENT
**[14:32] ---**
Yumi!
**[14:34] ---**
You're younger, so you sing first!
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KARAOKE HARASSMENT
**[14:38] ---**
Coach Hihimura, you've been using
all sorts of harassment it seems, yes?
**[14:42] ---**
All sorts of?!
**[14:44] ---**
For example...
**[14:46] ---**
I hope Yumi enjoys this fragrance.
**[14:49] ---**
Smell harassment!
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ACCURATE BLOOD TYPE FORTUNE-TELLING
**[14:53] ---**
Yumi's type AB after all...
**[14:56] ---**
Blood type harassment!
**[15:03] ---**
Noodle harassment!
**[15:08] ---**
It's hot today. This'll make it better!
**[15:11] ---**
Air conditioner harassment!
**[15:16] ---**
Wait! No matter what I do it's harassment!
**[15:20] ---**
So you were suspended again?
**[15:23] ---**
What did I do wrong?
**[15:31] ---**
Catchick.
**[15:32] ---**
I'll cook that for you.
**[15:36] ---**
Oh! That's...!
**[15:39] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:42] ---**
Here, let me.
**[15:42] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[15:49] ---**
I see...
**[15:51] ---**
Kitaro's a lot more
handsome than me, isn't he?
**[15:57] ---**
So I guess it's not harassment.
**[16:05] ---**
It's on the house.
**[16:08] ---**
It's called "The Fragrance of Kumiko."
**[16:16] ---**
Kumiko...
**[16:18] ---**
Dammit! Can't you
move any faster, Kumiko?!
**[16:22] ---**
Kumiko!
**[16:23] ---**
Yes, Coach!
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Stop goofing around!
**[16:27] ---**
You moron! You lack spirit!
**[16:30] ---**
Coach! Once again please!
**[16:33] ---**
All right!
**[16:38] ---**
NATIONAL TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIP
**[16:38] ---**
We did it, Coach! I won!
**[16:40] ---**
You moron, you've only just begun!
**[16:43] ---**
Next we go for the world, Kumiko!
**[16:48] ---**
Yes, Coach!
**[16:55] ---**
Back when there was no
power or sexual harassment...
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I miss those days.
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UNKNOWN
**[17:09] ---**
Yes, Weekly Bunbun editorial office.
**[17:14] ---**
What?! A scoop on Coach Hihimura?
**[17:17] ---**
This isn't some fake information is it?
**[17:22] ---**
Did I use some kind of harassment again?
**[17:26] ---**
Coach Hihimura!
**[17:28] ---**
We've checked into your background.
**[17:31] ---**
No family registration
and "Hihimura" is a fake name.
**[17:34] ---**
You're actually
a *yokai* called Hihi, aren't you?!
**[17:38] ---**
We were tipped off!
**[17:42] ---**
In the early Showa period,
you had contact with a 16-year-old girl.
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She's the one who taught me tennis!
**[17:51] ---**
At the time,
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news reported that girl didn't return home
for a week after her training camp!
**[17:57] ---**
What were you doing?
**[17:59] ---**
Well, we were practicing together.
**[18:02] ---**
You sexually harassed her then,
didn't you?
**[18:04] ---**
Why you...?!
**[18:05] ---**
Hihi are originally savage *yokai*
that kidnap human women, aren't they?
**[18:10] ---**
That's what humans just...
**[18:13] ---**
You claim fabrication?!
**[18:14] ---**
Well... Um...
**[18:16] ---**
We've got photo evidence!
**[18:19] ---**
This is a monkey! Talk about fabrication!
**[18:22] ---**
-What?!
-Stop your games!
**[18:24] ---**
A *yokai* shouldn't make a fake identity
and enter human society!
**[18:29] ---**
Monkeys should play with monkeys!
**[18:31] ---**
Pension fraud!
**[18:32] ---**
Paper falsification!
**[18:33] ---**
Fake construction!
**[18:35] ---**
-Drunk hit and run!
-Adultery?!
**[18:37] ---**
-Dine and ditcher!
-You've got an ugly face!
**[18:42] ---**
Dammit!
**[18:43] ---**
You're all acting like you're in the right
while you gang up on me!
**[18:50] ---**
You're the ones using *yokai* harassment!
**[18:57] ---**
I'll crush such nonsense!
**[19:02] ---**
Stop, Hihi!
**[19:04] ---**
Don't stop me, Kitaro!
**[19:06] ---**
I'm gonna beat
their rotten disposition into shape!
**[19:09] ---**
Don't!
**[19:11] ---**
If you get in my way, I'll start with you!
**[19:14] ---**
Kitaro!
**[19:21] ---**
He's weak!
**[19:22] ---**
I was worried for nothing.
**[19:29] ---**
Eyeball-san.
**[19:32] ---**
I don't want to admit it,
but it looks like my way...
**[19:38] ---**
might be too old school.
**[19:42] ---**
Just being strict with a die-hard spirit
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doesn't reach young people these days.
**[19:50] ---**
Perhaps.
**[19:52] ---**
It's true that it's become
a hard world for those who lead.
**[19:57] ---**
To bend with the times,
or to stand by your beliefs...
**[20:02] ---**
It's a very complicated time.
**[20:08] ---**
Of course, preaching like this is why
**[20:12] ---**
old people get treated as a nuisance.
**[20:17] ---**
It's all so sad.
**[20:21] ---**
If the world is that sad,
then I'm done with it.
**[20:31] ---**
Kitaro.
**[20:33] ---**
This is my last request.
**[20:40] ---**
Tell Kawauso to look after Yumi for me.
**[20:49] ---**
Sure thing.
**[20:53] ---**
It's too late to tell me that.
**[20:56] ---**
I've been fired.
**[21:00] ---**
H-How come?
**[21:02] ---**
Apparently she's found a new coach.
**[21:07] ---**
"Yumi Okakura Wins
National Championship!!"
**[21:11] ---**
It says she gets along great
with her new coach!
**[21:14] ---**
Good for you, Yumi!
**[21:16] ---**
Look at this!
**[21:19] ---**
Her new coach is Wally Wall?
**[21:22] ---**
What's this...?
**[21:24] ---**
"Wall-like defense taught by her coach"...
**[21:27] ---**
He's literally a wall.
**[21:29] ---**
Why hasn't anyone noticed?!
**[21:31] ---**
That Yumi girl is quite the tough nut.
**[21:35] ---**
Perhaps it's from
the spirit that Hihi taught her.
**[21:40] ---**
Speaking of Hihi,
I wonder what he's doing now.
**[21:45] ---**
You morons!
**[21:46] ---**
Keep your eyes on the ball!
**[21:50] ---**
Okay! Listen up you all!
**[21:52] ---**
What matters is...
**[21:54] ---**
spirit!
**[22:14] ---**
*You're a dream
My dream*
**[22:14] ---**
*kimi wa yume boku no yume*
**[22:17] ---**
*I'm dreaming in a dream*
**[22:17] ---**
*yume no naka de yume miteiru*
**[22:21] ---**
*Let's stay like this forever*
**[22:21] ---**
*itsumade mo kono mama de imashou*
**[22:25] ---**
*You blur and begin to fade*
**[22:25] ---**
*kasuka kimi ga nijimu*
**[22:28] ---**
*Don't you cry
Where did you come from?*
**[22:28] ---**
*Don't you cry anata wa doko kara kitano?*
**[22:35] ---**
*A masquerade
Faceless faces laugh*
**[22:35] ---**
*kamenbutou kao no nai kao ga warau*
**[22:39] ---**
*Hee-hee-hee*
**[22:39] ---**
*fufufu*
**[22:42] ---**
*In dreams, in dreams
Lost in dreams*
**[22:42] ---**
*yume ni yume ni yume ni samayoi*
**[22:45] ---**
*Twirling around*
**[22:45] ---**
*kuru kuru to mawaru*
**[22:48] ---**
*Everyone dancing, dancing
Looking for love*
**[22:48] ---**
*dare mo odoru odoru ai wo sagashite*
**[22:52] ---**
*RONDO, spin, spin
Dream, dream*
**[22:52] ---**
*RONDO mawareyo maware yume yume*
**[23:01] ---**
*The beautiful ringing sound of a guitar.*
**[23:04] ---**
*Dad, this melody is...*
**[23:07] ---**
*Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro*
**[23:09] ---**
*"The Bewitching Melody
Elite the Vampire"*
**[23:12] ---**
*The door to the unseen world opens...*
**[23:15] ---**
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