55 - HIHI'S HARASSMENT HELL
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:12] ---
GeGeGe no Kitaro
[00:16] ---
Oh, I merely toughened
her weak mental side.
[00:19] ---
It's all motivation and spirit!
[00:22] ---
Stop, Hihi!
[00:30] ---
The world you see isn't all there is.
[00:34] ---
There are things you can't see.
[00:37] ---
See? In the darkness behind you...
[00:56] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[00:56] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:00] ---
asa wa nedoko de gu gu gu
[01:00] ---
Slumbering in bed in the morning
[01:05] ---
tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:05] ---
It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:09] ---
obakenya gakkou mo
[01:09] ---
Ghosts don't have school
[01:12] ---
shiken mo nannimo nai
[01:12] ---
Or tests or anything
[01:17] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[01:17] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
minna de utaou gegege no ge
[01:21] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[01:25] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:29] ---
yoru wa hakaba de undoukai
[01:29] ---
Sports festivals in the graveyard at night
[01:33] ---
tanoshiina tanoshiina
[01:33] ---
It's so fun, it's so fun
[01:38] ---
obake wa shinanai
[01:38] ---
Ghosts don't die
[01:42] ---
byouki mo nannimo nai
[01:42] ---
Or get sick or anything
[01:46] ---
ge ge gegege no ge
[01:46] ---
Ge, ge, gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:50] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:54] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
minnade utaou gegege no ge
[01:58] ---
Let's all sing together, gegege no ge
[02:16] ---
What's going on here?!
[02:22] ---
It's tennis!
[02:24] ---
Tennis?
[02:26] ---
CHAPTER 55
[02:28] ---
HIHI'S HARASSMENT HELL
[02:32] ---
Ah, it's been a long time, Hihi.
[02:35] ---
Ah, who is it but Eyeball-san!
[02:39] ---
HIHI
[02:41] ---
Are you still doing tennis?
[02:44] ---
That's right! I'm gonna bloom again
by coaching a human!
[02:49] ---
Got another urge again did you?
[02:52] ---
Dad, I don't get what's going on.
[02:56] ---
Whoops, sorry about that.
[02:58] ---
It was back in the early Showa period.
[03:03] ---
Hihi met this young girl...
[03:07] ---
Tee hee!
[03:10] ---
It was then that Hihi first
learned to play tennis from her.
[03:15] ---
Tee hee hee!
[03:17] ---
Fifty years later,
Hihi met another young girl.
[03:22] ---
Having gotten better,
this time Hihi became her coach
[03:27] ---
and taught the young girl tennis.
[03:30] ---
Thanks to Hihi's coaching, the young girl
became a world-class player.
[03:38] ---
Right! That girl went on to be
the fourth best player in the world.
[03:43] ---
The famous Kumiko Dote!
[03:46] ---
Oh.
[03:48] ---
What a bland reaction.
[03:49] ---
This is her.
[03:54] ---
Oh.
[03:55] ---
What a bland reaction!
[03:57] ---
So, Hihi, why do you want to
be a coach now?
[04:01] ---
Good question!
[04:04] ---
I'm bored of playing tennis with monkeys.
[04:07] ---
So I made up my mind!
[04:09] ---
I'll start training a human
and win the gold medal next year!
[04:13] ---
I don't think it'll be that easy.
[04:16] ---
Moron! I trained my student to be
the world's fourth best player!
[04:21] ---
But now, unlike back then...
[04:23] ---
I'm doing it! I'm off to find a partner!
[04:28] ---
I'll train an amazing player
and have you gasping "hee, hee!"
[04:34] ---
Since I'm the Hihi.
[04:37] ---
Just kidding!
[04:40] ---
What's his deal?
[04:42] ---
One... Two...
[04:45] ---
Three... Four...
[04:48] ---
Five...
[04:49] ---
Hey, Yumi!
[04:52] ---
Get back to practicing!
[04:53] ---
You can't slack off
just because you're a second-year!
[04:57] ---
How annoying!
[04:59] ---
It's not...
[05:01] ---
like...
[05:03] ---
you're any good!
[05:05] ---
Acting all bossy!
[05:11] ---
They say practice, but it's all basics.
Let me play on the court!
[05:15] ---
I've got experience!
[05:36] ---
Hee-hee-eek!
[05:37] ---
Huh? You know my name?
[05:40] ---
H-Huh?
[05:42] ---
-Do you wanna get good at tennis?
-So abrupt!
[05:44] ---
-Wanna win matches?
-So sudden!
[05:46] ---
If I teach you, you're sure to win!
Together let's--
[05:49] ---
-I'm in!
-So fast!
[05:50] ---
Will I really get better?
Will I really, really win matches?
[05:54] ---
Sure.
[05:54] ---
I'll do it!
[05:57] ---
Go faster, dammit!
[05:59] ---
Go even faster, dammit!
[06:01] ---
Go even, even faster, dammit!
[06:05] ---
I can't go on!
[06:06] ---
Stop complaining, moron!
[06:12] ---
No more! I'm so thirsty!
[06:15] ---
No!
[06:17] ---
You can drink water after
you hit 500 more serves!
[06:36] ---
I did it!
[06:37] ---
Stop celebrating!
Give me 500 more receives!
[06:40] ---
Yes, Coach!
[06:44] ---
I did it!
[06:45] ---
No! It's not enough!
[06:47] ---
Yes, Coach!
[07:08] ---
Congratulations on your victory,
Miss Okakura!
[07:10] ---
Thank you very much!
[07:12] ---
How'd you do it?
[07:14] ---
It's thanks to my coach!
[07:16] ---
Coach Hihimura, how did you train her?
[07:19] ---
Oh, I merely toughened
her weak mental side.
[07:22] ---
It's all motivation and spirit!
[07:24] ---
CHOFU CITY TENNIS REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
[07:25] ---
Next we're going for Nationals!
[07:30] ---
Game set and match!
[07:33] ---
Won by Ryuzaki!
[07:35] ---
Set count, two - love!
[07:40] ---
Faster! Even faster!
[07:42] ---
You lost last time...
[07:44] ---
because you lacked spirit!
[07:49] ---
Stop messing around!
[07:52] ---
Five thousand more!
[07:53] ---
Yes, Coach!
[07:54] ---
I can't hear you!
[07:55] ---
Yes!
[07:56] ---
That coach... Is he...?
[08:00] ---
Cat-san... Is this person... a yokai*?
[08:05] ---
That's Hihi!! Did something happen?!
[08:08] ---
Right now... At school...
[08:15] ---
Yumi, this is the time for
you to push yourself.
[08:19] ---
Beyond this pain lies great joy.
[08:29] ---
What's wrong?!
[08:30] ---
Seriously, I can't... No more...
[08:34] ---
You're not a natural! You've got to
work ten times harder than others!
[08:38] ---
Do it until you spit blood!
Show me your spirit!
[08:42] ---
Enough with all the spirit!
Teach me technique!
[08:45] ---
A move that'll let me win Nationals!
[08:48] ---
There's no such thing!
You need spirit now!
[08:50] ---
I can't win with all spirit
and no technique!
[08:52] ---
That's why I lost the first round!
[09:00] ---
Yumi, are you okay?!
[09:02] ---
Who are you?
[09:04] ---
I'm Yumi's friend!
[09:05] ---
Hihi.
[09:07] ---
What's the meaning of this?
[09:10] ---
GIRLS' TENNIS CLUB
[09:12] ---
Mana, how is she?
[09:13] ---
She's okay.
She's resting in the club room.
[09:17] ---
Aren't you being a little too hard on her?
[09:20] ---
It's to make Yumi stronger.
[09:22] ---
Stop scolding and
compliment her once in a while.
[09:25] ---
If you're such a good coach,
then hone your player's strengths...
[09:29] ---
Shut up!
[09:31] ---
You can't hone strengths
while running from weaknesses!
[09:34] ---
Yumi's lack of spirit
and mental weakness...
[09:36] ---
Unless she trains those,
she can't aim for even higher!
[09:41] ---
But if she gets hurt as a result...
[09:44] ---
If it's to seriously make her stronger...
[09:48] ---
I have to seriously face her head on!
[09:53] ---
I'm sure Yumi understands it, too!
[10:00] ---
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
[10:01] ---
Coach Hihimura, is it true you used
power harassment against Miss Okakura?
[10:06] ---
Power harassment?
[10:07] ---
I hear you used
corporal punishment against Miss Okakura.
[10:11] ---
Corporal punishment?
[10:13] ---
Miss Okakura, is it true?
[10:15] ---
The corporal punishment...
[10:18] ---
happened!
[10:19] ---
Coach Hihimura hit me in the face!
[10:22] ---
That's horrible!
[10:23] ---
Definitely corporal punishment!
[10:25] ---
Miss Okakura, did he do anything else?
[10:29] ---
For every mistake,
he made me do 500 more serves.
[10:34] ---
During practice, he wouldn't let me drink
a drop of water.
[10:39] ---
He forced me to practice.
[10:42] ---
He threatened me!
[10:44] ---
I didn't threaten you!
[10:45] ---
You're threatening her now!
[10:48] ---
And every day...
[10:50] ---
he'd insult me saying I lacked spirit
or that I'm a mental craphead!
[10:55] ---
I never said "mental craphead"!
[10:58] ---
He totally said it!
[10:59] ---
I bet he said it!
[11:00] ---
Coach Hihimura!
[11:02] ---
Yes?
[11:03] ---
How do you plan on taking responsibility?
[11:06] ---
So you ended up with
a one-month suspension.
[11:10] ---
The times have changed.
[11:13] ---
Teaching methods aren't
what they used to be anymore.
[11:17] ---
If players and coaches are serious,
they'll clash at times.
[11:22] ---
That's still the same as it used to be!
[11:28] ---
Despite what she said,
I'm sure Yumi is still waiting for me!
[11:33] ---
I'm ready...
[11:35] ---
Coach Kawauso!
[11:40] ---
Okay!
[11:42] ---
Huh?
[11:44] ---
Coach... Kawauso?
[11:49] ---
HIHI
[11:52] ---
TOGETHER WITH CAT
[11:54] ---
"I sense* yokai activity."
[11:55] ---
"I didn't see that..."
[11:58] ---
Hold it!
[11:59] ---
Oh, Former Coach.
[12:00] ---
I'm still your current coach!
[12:02] ---
Who are you?
[12:03] ---
I'm Hihi! What are you doing
teaching Yumi, you thieving cat!
[12:08] ---
I'm not a cat, I'm an otter.
[12:11] ---
Shut up! You've conned my player!
[12:15] ---
You're like a bird of prey
stealing my precious tofu!
[12:18] ---
I'm not a bird of prey, I'm an otter.
[12:20] ---
I finally found him. A real coach.
[12:24] ---
A real coach?!
[12:26] ---
Yes. It was truly a meeting of fate.
[12:35] ---
Gotcha!
[12:39] ---
What a beautiful swing!
[12:44] ---
Flawless movement using
your entire body's spin!
[12:48] ---
And amazing hand speed
born from relaxing your muscles!
[12:51] ---
You must be a top-class tennis player!
[12:54] ---
Huh?
[12:55] ---
Will you be my coach?!
[12:59] ---
I've never played tennis
but she forced me to come here.
[13:04] ---
I'm having Kawauso-kun coach me.
[13:08] ---
How can that thing teach tennis?!
Come on, Yumi!
[13:14] ---
Is this more power harassment?
[13:17] ---
COACH KAWAUSO
[13:17] ---
Here, Coach. I made this bento for you!
[13:20] ---
Hooray!
[13:22] ---
Eat up!
[13:24] ---
Looks yummy!
[13:28] ---
She's never made that for me before!
[13:35] ---
This bento is delicious!
[13:39] ---
I get it!
[13:41] ---
Closing the distance with mutual smiles.
[13:44] ---
That comforting touch
lets players feel at ease.
[13:47] ---
Okay!
[13:55] ---
No!
[13:57] ---
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
[13:59] ---
Coach Hihimura,
is it sexual harassment this time?!
[14:01] ---
S-Sexual harassment?!
[14:04] ---
SEXUAL HARASSMENT
[14:08] ---
Hup!
[14:08] ---
I get it!
Utilizing other sports for practice!
[14:12] ---
Nah. I just prefer this to tennis.
[14:17] ---
Hey, Yumi, you enjoy baseball, right?
You do, don't you?
[14:21] ---
ENJOYMENT HARASSMENT
[14:23] ---
Wow! This looks so good!
[14:26] ---
The short ribs here
taste better cooked through.
[14:29] ---
Want me to cook them?
[14:31] ---
GOURMET HARASSMENT
[14:32] ---
Yumi!
[14:34] ---
You're younger, so you sing first!
[14:36] ---
KARAOKE HARASSMENT
[14:38] ---
Coach Hihimura, you've been using
all sorts of harassment it seems, yes?
[14:42] ---
All sorts of?!
[14:44] ---
For example...
[14:46] ---
I hope Yumi enjoys this fragrance.
[14:49] ---
Smell harassment!
[14:53] ---
ACCURATE BLOOD TYPE FORTUNE-TELLING
[14:53] ---
Yumi's type AB after all...
[14:56] ---
Blood type harassment!
[15:03] ---
Noodle harassment!
[15:08] ---
It's hot today. This'll make it better!
[15:11] ---
Air conditioner harassment!
[15:16] ---
Wait! No matter what I do it's harassment!
[15:20] ---
So you were suspended again?
[15:23] ---
What did I do wrong?
[15:31] ---
Catchick.
[15:32] ---
I'll cook that for you.
[15:36] ---
Oh! That's...!
[15:39] ---
Thanks.
[15:42] ---
Here, let me.
[15:42] ---
Oh, okay.
[15:49] ---
I see...
[15:51] ---
Kitaro's a lot more
handsome than me, isn't he?
[15:57] ---
So I guess it's not harassment.
[16:05] ---
It's on the house.
[16:08] ---
It's called "The Fragrance of Kumiko."
[16:16] ---
Kumiko...
[16:18] ---
Dammit! Can't you
move any faster, Kumiko?!
[16:22] ---
Kumiko!
[16:23] ---
Yes, Coach!
[16:24] ---
Stop goofing around!
[16:27] ---
You moron! You lack spirit!
[16:30] ---
Coach! Once again please!
[16:33] ---
All right!
[16:38] ---
NATIONAL TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIP
[16:38] ---
We did it, Coach! I won!
[16:40] ---
You moron, you've only just begun!
[16:43] ---
Next we go for the world, Kumiko!
[16:48] ---
Yes, Coach!
[16:55] ---
Back when there was no
power or sexual harassment...
[17:01] ---
I miss those days.
[17:08] ---
UNKNOWN
[17:09] ---
Yes, Weekly Bunbun editorial office.
[17:14] ---
What?! A scoop on Coach Hihimura?
[17:17] ---
This isn't some fake information is it?
[17:22] ---
Did I use some kind of harassment again?
[17:26] ---
Coach Hihimura!
[17:28] ---
We've checked into your background.
[17:31] ---
No family registration
and "Hihimura" is a fake name.
[17:34] ---
You're actually
a yokai called Hihi, aren't you?!
[17:38] ---
We were tipped off!
[17:42] ---
In the early Showa period,
you had contact with a 16-year-old girl.
[17:47] ---
She's the one who taught me tennis!
[17:51] ---
At the time,
[17:53] ---
news reported that girl didn't return home
for a week after her training camp!
[17:57] ---
What were you doing?
[17:59] ---
Well, we were practicing together.
[18:02] ---
You sexually harassed her then,
didn't you?
[18:04] ---
Why you...?!
[18:05] ---
Hihi are originally savage yokai
that kidnap human women, aren't they?
[18:10] ---
That's what humans just...
[18:13] ---
You claim fabrication?!
[18:14] ---
Well... Um...
[18:16] ---
We've got photo evidence!
[18:19] ---
This is a monkey! Talk about fabrication!
[18:22] ---
-What?!
-Stop your games!
[18:24] ---
A yokai shouldn't make a fake identity
and enter human society!
[18:29] ---
Monkeys should play with monkeys!
[18:31] ---
Pension fraud!
[18:32] ---
Paper falsification!
[18:33] ---
Fake construction!
[18:35] ---
-Drunk hit and run!
-Adultery?!
[18:37] ---
-Dine and ditcher!
-You've got an ugly face!
[18:42] ---
Dammit!
[18:43] ---
You're all acting like you're in the right
while you gang up on me!
[18:50] ---
You're the ones using yokai harassment!
[18:57] ---
I'll crush such nonsense!
[19:02] ---
Stop, Hihi!
[19:04] ---
Don't stop me, Kitaro!
[19:06] ---
I'm gonna beat
their rotten disposition into shape!
[19:09] ---
Don't!
[19:11] ---
If you get in my way, I'll start with you!
[19:14] ---
Kitaro!
[19:21] ---
He's weak!
[19:22] ---
I was worried for nothing.
[19:29] ---
Eyeball-san.
[19:32] ---
I don't want to admit it,
but it looks like my way...
[19:38] ---
might be too old school.
[19:42] ---
Just being strict with a die-hard spirit
[19:45] ---
doesn't reach young people these days.
[19:50] ---
Perhaps.
[19:52] ---
It's true that it's become
a hard world for those who lead.
[19:57] ---
To bend with the times,
or to stand by your beliefs...
[20:02] ---
It's a very complicated time.
[20:08] ---
Of course, preaching like this is why
[20:12] ---
old people get treated as a nuisance.
[20:17] ---
It's all so sad.
[20:21] ---
If the world is that sad,
then I'm done with it.
[20:31] ---
Kitaro.
[20:33] ---
This is my last request.
[20:40] ---
Tell Kawauso to look after Yumi for me.
[20:49] ---
Sure thing.
[20:53] ---
It's too late to tell me that.
[20:56] ---
I've been fired.
[21:00] ---
H-How come?
[21:02] ---
Apparently she's found a new coach.
[21:07] ---
"Yumi Okakura Wins
National Championship!!"
[21:11] ---
It says she gets along great
with her new coach!
[21:14] ---
Good for you, Yumi!
[21:16] ---
Look at this!
[21:19] ---
Her new coach is Wally Wall?
[21:22] ---
What's this...?
[21:24] ---
"Wall-like defense taught by her coach"...
[21:27] ---
He's literally a wall.
[21:29] ---
Why hasn't anyone noticed?!
[21:31] ---
That Yumi girl is quite the tough nut.
[21:35] ---
Perhaps it's from
the spirit that Hihi taught her.
[21:40] ---
Speaking of Hihi,
I wonder what he's doing now.
[21:45] ---
You morons!
[21:46] ---
Keep your eyes on the ball!
[21:50] ---
Okay! Listen up you all!
[21:52] ---
What matters is...
[21:54] ---
spirit!
[22:14] ---
You're a dream
My dream
[22:14] ---
kimi wa yume boku no yume
[22:17] ---
I'm dreaming in a dream
[22:17] ---
yume no naka de yume miteiru
[22:21] ---
Let's stay like this forever
[22:21] ---
itsumade mo kono mama de imashou
[22:25] ---
You blur and begin to fade
[22:25] ---
kasuka kimi ga nijimu
[22:28] ---
Don't you cry
Where did you come from?
[22:28] ---
Don't you cry anata wa doko kara kitano?
[22:35] ---
A masquerade
Faceless faces laugh
[22:35] ---
kamenbutou kao no nai kao ga warau
[22:39] ---
Hee-hee-hee
[22:39] ---
fufufu
[22:42] ---
In dreams, in dreams
Lost in dreams
[22:42] ---
yume ni yume ni yume ni samayoi
[22:45] ---
Twirling around
[22:45] ---
kuru kuru to mawaru
[22:48] ---
Everyone dancing, dancing
Looking for love
[22:48] ---
dare mo odoru odoru ai wo sagashite
[22:52] ---
RONDO, spin, spin
Dream, dream
[22:52] ---
RONDO mawareyo maware yume yume
[23:01] ---
The beautiful ringing sound of a guitar.
[23:04] ---
Dad, this melody is...
[23:07] ---
Next time on GeGeGe no Kitaro
[23:09] ---
"The Bewitching Melody
Elite the Vampire"
[23:12] ---
The door to the unseen world opens...
[23:15] ---
[23:17] ---