8 - Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:43] Y     Alfa! SIGN    Previously on gdMen [00:43] Light     Previously on gd Men. [00:46] L     Seriously? [00:47] L     Alfa? Hey, Alfa! [00:49] Y     This is bad! There's no life     energy in Alfa anymore! [00:52] L     No way, man... [00:53] L     Alfa! Come on, snap out of it! [00:55] L     Alfa! Alfa! SIGN    Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde" [01:03] L     Damn it! Take this! [01:06] Y     I'm running low on MP! What do we do, Light?! [01:10] L     There's nothing else we can do! [01:12] L     We can't leave until we beat this     thing and get that magic book! [01:17] Y     The magic book that can revive Alfa after     his emergency shutdown, Straht'ehgee Gyde? [01:22] L     Right! So don't give up! [01:26] Y     Light! [01:27] L     We're rescuing our buddy with the sexy voice! [01:35] L     Take that you piece of crap!     How you like that, dirty bastard?! [01:42] Y     Let's revive him, quick! [01:47] L     Okay... there is a way to revive     him in the Straht'ehgee Gyde. [01:51] L     I guess we'll start with the     author's foreword. Let's see... [01:56] Y     Really?! [01:57] L     "If you've purchased this book, [01:59] L     I'm sure the struggles of society     have got you anxious about life." [02:02] Y     Wow, talk about realistic. [02:03] L     Yeah. [02:05] L     Let's see... [02:05] L     "The name of your comrade who stopped     functioning the other day is Alfa." [02:11] Y     It knows that? [02:13] L     Oh, yeah, it was Alfa! [02:15] L     I didn't recognize him with the sexy voice. [02:19] Y     Who cares about that?!     Find out how to revive him already! [02:22] L     Man, shut up! I already know that. [02:23] L     Reviving him, huh? [02:25] L     Let's see... oh, here we go! [02:28] Y     What's it say? [02:29] L     "He must receive a kiss from     one of his traveling friends." [02:33] L     That's simpler than I figured. [02:35] Y     A kiss from a friend? [02:37] L     There you go. Get on it. [02:39] L     Go on, there's no time to waste.     Get with the mouth to mouth. [02:42] Y     Why me?! Couldn't you do it, too, Light? [02:45] L     I'm not his friend, though. [02:47] Y     What the heck?! [02:48] Y     Then let's make it fair and square     with rock-paper-scissors! [02:51] L     Rock-paper-scissors? [02:52] L     Man, fine, we're running out     of time, let's get a move on. [02:55] L     By the way, I'm gonna throw scissors first. [02:56] Y     Hey, cut that out! [02:58] L     Here we go, rock, paper... [02:59] Both     ...scissors! [03:02] Y     No way... [03:04] L     They say reality is stranger     than fiction, y'know. [03:06] L     You lost. Get to it. [03:09] Y     No. [03:10] Y     I actually don't want to. [03:11] L     Damn it! You wanna leave one     of our comrades for dead?! [03:16] L     Y'know, I wanted to do it,     but I won at rock-paper-scissors! [03:21] L     Can't you understand how     frustrated I must feel?! [03:23] Y     Fine... I get it. [03:26] L     Good! Now, go hog wild down there. [03:30] Y     It's to... save Alfa, so... [03:41] L     Eek! [03:51] A     What's gotten into you, boy?! [03:52] L     So, so like, how's it feel? [03:54] L     How's it feel? [03:55] L     Were your lips touching? [03:56] L     I bet they were! [03:57] L     Was that your first kiss? [03:59] Y     Oh, shut up! SIGN    Today's Princess [04:04] Trio     gd Men... [04:10] Melody     Hero's not here. Still not here, today. [04:12] Melody     I'm getting tired of this cell. [04:14] Melody     I'm hitting the limit.. [04:16] Melody     I got nothing to do... whatum gonna do? [04:20] Melody     "Whatum gonna do"! It's like I'm going crazy! [04:27] Melody     Seriously, is there anything to do? [04:29] Melody     There's nothing in here!     All I see are these stupid stones! [04:32] Melody     Oh, is this stone heart shaped? [04:35] Melody     Oh, wow, how cute! [04:37] Melody     This one is kind of like a bear! [04:39] Melody     Wow, looking for shapes in the     stones might be crazy fun! [04:43] Melody     Or I'm just crazy bored! [04:44] Melody     Oh, this one is super cute! [04:47] Melody     It's like the Abenobashi Terminal Building!     They look so much alike! [04:52] Melody     Because it's just a long rectangle?! [04:54] Melody     What am I doing?! SIGN    Today's Crystal [04:59] Trio     gd Men. [05:05] Y     Oh, it's glowing. [05:06] L     I've been waiting for this! [05:07] A     Someone sounds confident. [05:12] Y     That's gross... [05:13] L     Ew... [05:14] L     He's just in his underpants. [05:16] A     Just the underpants! Just the underpants. [05:17] L     Just the underpants. [05:18] Y     Just the underpants.     Mr. Just The Underpants. [05:19] L     Mr. Just the underpants? [05:20] L     Chief Just the underpants.. [05:21] L     Ew! [05:22] A     Something about the way he moves     is disturbingly realistic... [05:26] L     I see... [05:28] Y     I wish he wouldn't raise his leg like that. [05:28] A     Couldn't he put a robe on...? [05:31] Y     Makes you think you're     gonna see... something. [05:33] A     People like this tend to want to show off. [05:34] Y     Seriously? [05:35] A     We're doing this again... What to do? [05:38] A     Okay, I'll go first. [05:40] L     Go for it. [05:41] A     I'll do it but I think I     might get in trouble... [05:42] ---     Good luck. [05:44] A     Lalalala, lalalala, *******     to the ****** **** Park! [05:51] A     Lalalala, lalalala! [05:54] A     I wonder when they're going to call     me to be on Kedamono Friends... [05:59] Y     They're not going to! [06:01] A     I bet they would, if it was     Kedamono Friends instead! [06:04] A     Considering how much rhythm he has,     he'd get to be in the opening, I bet. [06:07] Y     I guess he was moving smoothly. [06:08] A     That's right. [06:10] A     Yep. [06:12] L     This is bad... we're in so much trouble... [06:15] A     Like I care! [06:18] L     Okay, me! [06:18] A     Right, good luck! [06:21] L     La dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah, [06:25] L     la dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah, [06:29] L     la dah dee—     What are you looking at, Mr. Hero?! [06:36] Y     Who? Who? Who was that? [06:37] A     I think he doesn't get the reference. [06:39] L     You don't?! [06:42] L     You didn't watch Guru Guru?! [06:43] A     There it is! [06:43] Y     I see! [06:46] A     There it is. [06:47] Y     Makes sense now, yeah. [06:47] L     It's like Old Man North North. [06:49] A     When you actually put it that     way, I can see the resemblance. [06:52] A     Old Man North North? [06:52] L     He doesn't actually resemble him! [06:53] A     Oh, no? [06:59] Y     Okay! [07:01] L     Yomi? [07:02] Y     I'll go now. [07:05] Y     This summer, a new brand of air     conditioner is going on sale! [07:08] Y     Feel the moist, warm air flow from     a single underpants-clad crotch! [07:16] Y     ...I guess I finished that too soon. [07:19] A     That was the only thing     they had to advertise. SIGN    Preview [08:02] A     Yomi-kun, can you translate     "kiss me" into Japanese? [08:04] Y     Isn't it just "kiss me"? [08:07] A     That's what I thought. [08:08] A     I overheard Light-senpai     saying "kiss me" just now. [08:12] Y     Huh?! Who did he say "kiss me" to? [08:14] L     Both of you, your pronunciation     is horrible! It's "kiss me." [08:17] A     Light-san! [08:18] A     Next episode, "The gdmotive of a Twist!" SIGN    The gdmotive of a Twist! SIGN    Kiss me. SIGN    Kiss me. SIGN    Kiss me. SIGN    Perfect body. SIGN    Perfect body. [08:28] Yomi     That is obviously not happening.