5 - Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2)

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[00:00] Sign
    
SIGN    Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2)
[00:52] Yomi
    Another dead end.
SIGN    Hell Girl
[00:54] Light
    Huh? "What's the opposite?"
[00:54] [SONG] Sign
    What's the opposite?
[00:56] Light
    What's that supposed to mean?
SIGN    Hell Girl
[00:58] Yomi
    It says "Hell Girl" on the wall.
[01:01] Yomi
    Maybe we're supposed to say the opposite?
[01:04] Alfa
    Maybe...
[01:05] Alfa
    Let me give it a try.
SIGN    Hell Girl
[01:07] Alfa
    "Girl Hell."
[01:10] Yomi
    Nothing happened.
[01:11] Alfa
    Huh, I guess that's not it...
[01:15] Light
    Got it! Right here! Here goes Light!
SIGN    Hell Girl
[01:18] Light
    Lrig Lleh!
[01:21] Yomi
    Nothing happened...
[01:23] Light
    I almost bit my tongue!
    And it still didn't work?
[01:27] Yomi
    Oh, I'll try!
SIGN    Hell Girl
[01:30] Yomi
    "Heaven Old Lady!"
[01:33] Yomi
    Yes! It opened!
[01:35] Alfa
    All right, Yomi, you be the
    one to try first next time.
[01:41] Yomi
    Well...
SIGN    Encouragement of Climb
[01:43] Light
    Okay, what next?
[01:45] Yomi
    "Encouragement of Climb"...
[01:46] Alfa
    Encouragement?
[01:47] Light
    Encouragement of Climb?
[01:48] Yomi
    All right, got it!
[01:49] Alfa
    All right.
SIGN    Encouragement of Climb
[01:50] Yomi
    "Go back to the ocean!"
[01:53] Alfa
    That hurt my feelings for some reason.
[01:56] Yomi
    Well, it's got the same outdoorsy feel...
[01:58] Alfa
    The mountains were calling for them...
    Okay, I've got it.
SIGN    Encouragement of Climb
[02:01] Alfa
    "I can hear the ocean."
[02:03] Yomi
    Wow, pretty! That was a poetic one.
[02:05] Alfa
    That's the name of a movie, too.
[02:08] Light
    Got one!
[02:09] Alfa
    Okay.
SIGN    Encouragement of Climb
[02:09] Light
    "I want to become the ocean."
[02:13] Alfa
    So ambitious...
[02:13] Yomi
    It's always something
    to do with the sea, huh?
[02:15] Yomi
    Very aquatic.
[02:15] Alfa
    That one tickles the imagination.
[02:18] Yomi
    True.
[02:19] Yomi
    Okay, got one.
[02:20] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Encouragement of Climb
[02:21] Yomi
    "Sazae-san."
[02:29] Yomi
    Well?
[02:30] Alfa
    That was a good one...
[02:36] Alfa
    It opened!
[02:37] Yomi
    All right!
[02:38] Light
    Hell yeah, let's do it! Bring it on!
[02:39] Alfa
    Here we go, boys!
[02:41] Alfa
    Come on come on come on!
[02:42] Alfa
    Here it is!
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[02:43] Yomi
    Next is...
[02:44] Trio
    I did not cross that line.
[02:48] Light
    Okay, me!
[02:48] ---
    'Kay.
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[02:51] Light
    "I was unable to control my libido."
[02:53] Alfa
    I see, makes sense.
[02:54] Yomi
    I've heard that one before.
[02:55] Yomi
    Okay, me...
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[02:57] Yomi
    "Yes, I did it. And?"
[02:59] Alfa
    The defiant approach...
[03:02] Alfa
    Right.
[03:02] Alfa
    Okay, me!
[03:03] Yomi
    Go for it.
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[03:04] Alfa
    "Yes, there was penetration. And?"
[03:09] Light
    Yeah, okay...
[03:10] Alfa
    Go.
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[03:12] Light
    "But I did it anyway."
[03:16] Yomi
    And that was such a good movie...
[03:19] Yomi
    It was a nice story.
[03:22] Light
    Got another!
[03:22] Alfa
    Okay.
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[03:23] Light
    "I ****** it."
[03:25] Alfa
    That might be crossing the line!
[03:26] Alfa
    Don't you think?
[03:27] Yomi
    Maybe.
[03:28] Alfa
    I do...
[03:30] Alfa
    Got one.
[03:31] Yomi
    Okay.
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[03:32] Alfa
    "I thought you said this
    was only about your body."
[03:35] Yomi
    Who are you talking to?
[03:37] Yomi
    Who was that intended for?
[03:39] Light
    Okay, here.
[03:40] ---
    Go.
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[03:41] Light
    "I won't do anything.
    I won't do anything at all..."
[03:47] Yomi
    That's kinda...
[03:48] Alfa
    Actions and words not matching.
[03:50] Yomi
    When you say it with any
    kind of anxiousness,
[03:52] Yomi
    it's super obvious you're lying.
[03:54] Yomi
    Okay, right here!
[03:55] ---
    'Kay.
SIGN    I did not cross that line.
[03:56] Yomi
    "I was doing it before I
    realized what was happening."
[03:59] Light
    So dangerous!
[04:01] Alfa
    It's open, look it's open.
[04:03] Yomi
    It is! All right!
[04:05] Yomi
    Yay!
[04:06] Alfa
    That was kinda fun...
SIGN    Today's Princess
[04:16] Trio
    gd Men.
[04:23] Princess
    170, huh...
[04:28] Princess
    But over 170 cm would be nice.
[04:31] Princess
    I don't want the hero to be short...
[04:33] Princess
    But maybe it's okay if he's
    super duper hot in exchange?
[04:36] Princess
    That'd be okay!
[04:38] Princess
    If you're hot enough, it doesn't
    matter how short you are...
SIGN    Suffering! A Real Crane Game
[04:48] Trio
    gd Men.
[04:54] Light
    Hey, Yomi, Alfa, where
    you at?! You guys okay?
[04:59] Yomi
    Egomaniac!
[05:02] Alfa
    Dippy middle schooler!
[05:04] Light
    Quit using echoes to diss me!
[05:07] Light
    Where the hell are we?
[05:17] Alfa
    Hey, Light, do you see the key down there?
[05:21] Alfa
    That's the key to open the room
    where our item is... is...
[05:26] Light
    Quit providing your own echo!
    It's making my ear ring!
[05:29] Alfa
    Yomi and I will grab the key,
[05:32] Alfa
    use those controls to
    lower us... us... us...
[05:37] Light
    So it falls on me, huh?
[05:40] Light
    From my local arcade to
    specialty shops of Akihabara!
[05:41] Light
    I'm so good I get banned wherever I go!
[05:43] Light
    Yes! It is I, the crane gamer
    with the godly touch, Asura!
SIGN    Crane Gamer Asura
[05:48] Yomi
    Whew, that's lame.
[05:49] Alfa
    Congrats on your bans.
[05:50] Light
    Don't make fun of me! I'll remember that!
[06:02] Light
    Okay, okay, okay, stop!
[06:05] Light
    Boop.
[06:09] Alfa
    Hey, this is looking good.
[06:11] Yomi
    Guess it was pretty simple.
[06:16] Yomi
    What the heck is happening?!
[06:18] Light
    Hey,i hey, you guys better
    not be crying already!
[06:22] Light
    Here we go again! Boop.
[06:27] Yomi
    Watch it!
[06:31] Alfa
    Pull us up already!
[06:33] Light
    And here's some more! Boop.
[06:40] Yomi
    Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[06:41] Alfa
    Burning! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[06:45] Light
    Last one! Please enjoy your trip!
[06:48] Light
    Boop!
[06:54] Alfa
    You're a sweet girl, aren't you?
[07:03] Light
    You nailed it, guys!
[07:04] Light
    Good job!
[07:05] Yomi
    Yeah, we managed somehow!
[07:08] Alfa
    Yes, excellent work, you two.
[07:11] Alfa
    Ready and...
[07:12] Trio
    Yeah!
[07:14] Light
    We were getting in sync
    towards the end there.
[07:16] Light
    We make a good trio.
[07:18] Yomi
    It's more of a trio, since there's
    three of us in this party.
[07:21] Light
    Oh, yeah, you're right!
[07:23] Light
    We're the ultimate trio!
[07:25] Alfa
    Now, we've got the key,
[07:27] Alfa
    all that's left is to head to
    the room with the holy gem.
[07:29] Light
    Right.
[07:29] Yomi
    Yeah.
SIGN    Preview
[08:11] Alfayama
    Damn, I'm off to a terrible
    start because of that Light.
[08:14] Lighta
    That's because you said you wanted
    to make jokes all by yourself!
[08:17] Alfayama
    I'd rather make jokes alone than with you!
[08:19] Lighta
    That's just the wrong attitude—
[08:21] Yominaka
    Hey, you didn't get up early
    just to blather on like this!
[08:24] Both
    Hey!
[08:25] Light
    Next time on gdkyu!!:
    The Formidable Ally
SIGN    Episode 6: The Formidable Ally
[08:27] Yomi
    That is obviously not happening.