2 - Level 02: What's the Princess Like!?
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[00:44] Red
At last, we're here!
SIGN Level 02: What's the Princess Like!?
[00:46] Red
It was a long journey.
[00:49] Blue
Really? It doesn't seem
like it's been that long.
[00:51] Yellow
I feel like we kind of
got here pretty casually.
[00:54] Red
What, are you telling me you can't tell?
[00:57] Red
This...
[00:57] Yellow
What?
[01:00] Red
This...
[01:01] Red
Oh, come on, we're about to enter a dungeon!
[01:05] Red
Get in the mood, man!
[01:07] Yellow
Do we need to do that stuff?
[01:09] Red
We do!
[01:10] Red
It's important!
[01:10] Red
Setting the mood is awesome!
[01:11] Red
You guys suck!
[01:12] Blue
I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
[01:14] Blue
We should play along.
[01:16] Yellow
Let's find a different way to make it fun.
[01:19] Yellow
I mean, I'm stuck in this world forever.
[01:22] Yellow
You guys were born and raised in residential
towns in Ohmori and Yokohama, right?
[01:26] Yellow
Would you get excited adventuring there?
[01:29] Yellow
Well?
[01:31] Blue
You make it easy to understand.
[01:33] Red
Damn it...
[01:34] Red
I have nothing to say.
[01:36] Yellow
Right?
[01:36] Yellow
Too true, right? Lawl.
[01:39] Red
Then what do you recommend?
[01:40] Red
Give us a suggestion.
[01:41] Yellow
Then let's fantasize about what
the princess might be like.
[01:46] Blue
Huh?
[01:46] Red
Dude, you don't know what
the princess looks like?
[01:49] Blue
I thought you served her.
[01:51] Yellow
Someone deleted that data.
[01:54] Red
Seriously?
[01:55] Yellow
Seriously.
[01:56] Blue
I do wonder what the
princess is like, though.
[01:59] Red
Well, she's obviously a
girl with Nagoya curls.
[02:02] Red
And she's good at making acqua pazza.
[02:04] Red
I'm sure of it.
[02:04] Blue
What? That's so specific.
[02:06] Red
And the ponytail she wears
every now and then...
[02:09] Red
Hot damn!
[02:10] Yellow
Oh, I see.
[02:12] Yellow
Guys like dangly things.
[02:14] Blue
Huh? Really?
[02:15] Yellow
Meanwhile, I like Marunouchi-style,
[02:17] Yellow
soft, endearing beauties with
light curls and natural makeup.
[02:20] Blue
Wait, say what?
[02:22] Yellow
You know, someone who could
pull off an off-shoulder top.
[02:25] Yellow
Come on, man.
[02:26] Blue
I totally don't get it!
[02:27] Yellow
Quit blabbering.
[02:29] Yellow
What's your type, son?
[02:32] Blue
Huh? What?
[02:33] Blue
Is he really asking my type?
[02:35] Red
What's your type, Yomi?
[02:37] Blue
I've never thought about it.
[02:40] Blue
I think whomever I fall in
love with would be my type.
[02:46] Blue
Say something!
[02:47] Red
All right, we'll come up with a
type that might be good for you.
[02:50] Yellow
I know what you like, son.
[02:53] Red
A studious, school council president-type.
[02:55] Yellow
But who still hasn't stopped wetting her bed.
[02:59] Yellow
A family-oriented, old-school
girl that's not like the others.
[03:02] Red
And the floor's drenched every time she
wipes her hand after using the washroom.
[03:07] Yellow
But then again, she's in the archery club,
and she's got both brains and brawn.
[03:10] Yellow
She looks good in a hakama.
[03:12] Blue
Yeah, that could work for me.
[03:14] Red
She's even the top arm-wrestler in the world!
[03:16] Blue
That's way too strong.
[03:17] Red
She's like an Australopithecus-type
who's almost human.
[03:21] Red
Oh, forget it.
[03:23] Red
You're way too picky, Yomi!
[03:24] ---
What?!
[03:24] Yellow
Yup.
[03:25] Yellow
Let's go.
[03:26] Red
This is why I hate kids.
[03:29] Blue
Come on!
[03:30] Blue
That's not even fair!
[03:32] Blue
That's not my type!
SIGN Today's Princess
[03:36] ---
gd Men.
[03:41] Pink
I'm going to start a blog.
[03:44] Pink
You only live once.
[03:45] Pink
You gotta keep a record if you're ever
confined. It doesn't happen every day.
[03:49] Pink
I'm actually dying to post photogenic
photos of myself on Instagram, but...
[03:56] Pink
There's nothing photogenic here.
[03:58] Pink
Like, metal, stone, metal...
[04:00] Pink
Seriously, they've got such bad taste!
[04:02] Pink
Photogenify!
[04:03] Pink
Photogenericy!
[04:04] Pink
Wait, what even does "photogenic" mean?
[04:07] Pink
I've been saying it without even knowing?
[04:10] Pink
That's hilarious!
[04:11] Pink
I know what "photo" means,
but what the heck is "genic"?
SIGN Today's Crystal
[04:19] ---
gd Men!
[04:23] Blue
The wand's glowing again.
[04:25] Red
Let's have some fun again, then.
[04:27] Yellow
Sweet.
[04:29] Yellow
What is this creature?
[04:30] Red
Damn.
[04:31] Red
It's legit dancing.
[04:33] Yellow
It looks strong.
[04:33] Yellow
That was fast.
[04:34] Red
So short.
[04:35] Blue
That was a blink.
[04:37] Yellow
But being simple makes it easy, in a way.
[04:41] Blue
Seriously?
[04:42] Red
This is a test of your spontaneity.
[04:43] Yellow
Oh, I know.
[04:44] Red
Do you have one, Alfa?
[04:47] Yellow
Alfa's got one.
[04:48] Red
Bring it!
[04:48] Yellow
This is a cool one.
[04:49] Yellow
All right.
[04:50] Yellow
Here we go.
[04:53] A
Yo, Isono, let's play baseball!
[04:55] B
Guts-oniichan's not here right now.
[04:57] A
Oh.
[05:00] Red
Dude...
[05:00] Blue
Wait, those are balls?
[05:01] Red
Are you okay?
[05:04] Yellow
Dunno.
[05:05] Blue
So those are balls?
[05:06] Red
Okay, so I have an idea.
[05:10] Red
Can I?
[05:11] Yellow
Sure.
[05:11] Yellow
I'm not afraid of anything anymore.
[05:13] Yellow
Go for it.
[05:15] Red
Look!
[05:16] Red
It's the Kobold Lord!
[05:18] Red
Starburst Stream!
[05:23] Yellow
You played your own character.
[05:25] Red
The enemy kind of reminded me of it, so...
[05:26] Blue
Oh, I see.
[05:28] Yellow
Now that you mention it...
[05:29] Red
Yeah.
[05:30] Yellow
Yeah, it's from the very beginning.
[05:32] Red
Yeah.
[05:32] Red
I don't know if I'm allowed to name
the reference, but Episode 2.
[05:34] Red
He fights it with the waifu.
[05:39] Yellow
I don't even care anymore.
[05:41] Yellow
Okay, Yomi, ready?
[05:42] Blue
Hang on.
[05:44] Red
Anything goes now.
[05:46] Red
We might have to do a retake, though.
[05:49] Blue
Okay, then, here I go.
[05:51] Yellow
Go for it.
[05:53] Blue
Right hand up!
[05:54] Blue
Right hand up!
[05:55] Blue
Right hand up!
[05:55] Blue
Right hand down!
[05:58] Red
Seriously?
[06:00] Red
That's cheap, Yomi.
[06:02] Yellow
Dude, you're taking advantage
of your character.
[06:08] Blue
Next.
[06:12] Yellow
I know this.
[06:14] Red
They're so slow.
[06:15] Yellow
No, that one was too simple.
[06:17] Yellow
I don't know what to do.
[06:18] Red
I know already.
[06:20] Red
I'd rather get this over with.
[06:23] Yellow
All right, Light, go for it.
[06:24] Red
All right.
[06:27] Red
No running, please!
[06:29] Red
Please walk when you're inside the venue!
[06:34] Red
Right?
[06:35] Red
You know, like, they do that kind of
thing a lot at that place in Makuhari.
[06:40] Yellow
Gotcha.
[06:40] Yellow
Okay, I'll go next.
[06:43] Yellow
Hurry, hurry!
[06:44] Yellow
That way!
[06:46] Yellow
They still have the Nintendo Switch in stock!
[06:48] Red
Wait a second.
[06:49] Red
That's not safe.
[06:50] Red
That's really not safe.
[06:52] Yellow
They're probably going to bleep that one.
[06:55] Blue
They're so hard to find.
[06:56] Yellow
They are.
[06:58] Blue
Okay, here I go.
[07:01] Blue
Oh, this is *** from when
Mori-kun was around.
[07:07] Red
Dude!
[07:09] Blue
That one's definitely out!
[07:11] Yellow
Man...
[07:14] Yellow
To be honest, I have no idea what you're
talking about, coming from this world.
[07:16] Blue
Yeah, okay...
[07:19] Yellow
All right, here I go.
[07:23] Yellow
Damn it, Mom, I told you to
wake me up in the morning!
[07:28] Red
Damn.
[07:28] Blue
And it was a group.
[07:28] Red
A what-tuplets?
[07:30] Yellow
Well, um...
[07:31] Blue
Six?
[07:31] Blue
Sextuplets?
[07:32] Red
Sextuplets?
[07:34] Blue
Somethingmatsu-san.
[07:35] Yellow
Yeah.
[07:35] Yellow
Whatchamatsu-san.
[07:37] Yellow
I should really level up a bit.
[07:40] Blue
Level up in what?
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[08:15] Yellow
I wonder, which of you will
be able to satisfy me?
[08:17] Red
I'll satisfy you for sure!
[08:19] Blue
Fine! Bring on the fight!
[08:21] Blue
Don't underestimate a kid!
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[08:28] Blue
Of course not!