10 - The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle

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SIGN    Level 10: The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle
[00:49] Y
    Sure is impressive, huh?
[00:51] Y
    You think the demon lord is really strong?
[00:57] Y
    But we came all the way here together.
[01:00] Y
    We have to have faith, right?
[01:04] Y
    And the princess is waiting.
[01:07] L
    I'm really excited!
[01:08] Y
    Hey, you can't say that!
[01:11] A
    I'm lookin' forward to seeing
    what kinda guys are in there!
[01:14] Y
    You say that, but you're not
    even trying to go inside.
[01:21] Y
    Hey. You're backing up! Clearly!
[01:26] ---
    I'm really excited!
[01:28] ---
    I'm positive that's a lie!
[01:29] A
    Hey, it's not that I'm chicken,
[01:33] A
    I'm trying to give you youngsters
    a rare experience, as an adult!
[01:37] L
    That's right! Do you understand, Yomi-kun?
[01:40] Y
    That's a total lie!
[01:41] Y
    And you're a kid, too, Light!
[01:43] ---
    You knucklehead! Once you're a dippy
    middle schooler, you count as an adult!
[01:47] ---
    Isn't that right, Alfa-san?
[01:48] L
    No, you're a kid.
[01:50] L
    You've probably never even
    been to a girls' bar.
[01:52] L
    You're not mature at all!
[01:55] Y
    Whatever, can we just do this thing?!
[01:58] Y
    Since we're here!
[02:00] L
    Right, since we're here!
    We don't want to waste the opportunity!
[02:03] A
    That's right! Since we're here!
    Timing is important, y'know?
[02:07] A
    I'm telling you, we're not trying to make
    a positive out of this waste of time!
[02:11] Y
    I'm positive that's a lie!
[02:12] A
    It's not like we're hanging out
    with our buddies over the weekend
[02:15] A
    trying to make the best of it to
    see who gets to be most popular!
[02:18] A
    So when we try to record a
    video we get super embarrassed.
[02:20] A
    It's not that we're getting
    super embarrassed!
[02:22] Y
    Yes, it is! That's exactly what it is!
[02:26] A
    When you grow up,
[02:27] A
    you meet up with your buddies and
    start talking about your own company!
[02:30] A
    And yet, ultimately you end up
    giving up! It's not that, either!
[02:34] A
    What, then? Are you trying to gather
    more information first or something?
[02:39] A
    That's right!
[02:40] A
    We lack information!
    What we do have is courage!
[02:44] L
    Ditto!
[02:45] L
    What we need is info!
    We have plenty of courage!
[02:48] A
    Yes! And I'm pretty sure
    the information's over there!
[02:51] L
    Sure enough!
[02:52] Y
    I do not want to be this kind of an adult...
[02:55] L
    Come on, let's go.
SIGN    Today's princess
SIGN    Illustration by Yamada Kagura-san
[02:59] Trio
    gd Men...
[03:06] Melody
    I finally understand...
[03:09] Melody
    I am the universe itself.
[03:12] Melody
    So I have to go into the universe myself!
[03:16] Melody
    Stupid hero!
[03:19] Melody
    I can sense the cosmo!
[03:22] Melody
    But the thing is... I'm sorta locked in here.
[03:26] Melody
    They've got some nerve,
    locking me, the universe, in here!
[03:30] ---
    Huh? Huh?! Huh?!
[03:35] Melody
    The lock... is open?!
[03:39] Melody
    I can... get out?!
[03:41] Melody
    Then I can see the hero?!
[03:44] ---
    Hooray!
[03:46] Melody
    All the tension is gone?!
[03:48] Melody
    Oh, my God! What the heck?!
SIGN    Illustration by Imada Emi-san
SIGN    Today's Crystal!
[03:55] Trio
    gd Men!
[04:00] L
    I'm starting to look forward to this!
[04:01] L
    It's honestly the part I'm looking
    forward to the most... or not at all.
[04:08] A
    Who?
[04:09] Y
    Who is this?
[04:10] Y
    I'm not sure, but...
[04:11] Y
    She's cute, though.
[04:13] Y
    This is just a hunch...
[04:15] Y
    but I feel like this is your kind of thing.
[04:17] Y
    Seriously? Then I'll go first, then. I'll go first.
[04:22] Y
    Now then, let's fast-forward
    the footage of her sleeping last night.
[04:28] A
    You really do enjoy these sorta...
[04:31] A
    ...narration deals.
[04:32] L
    He does.
[04:34] ---
    I see.
[04:34] A
    What should I do?
[04:38] A
    Okay, I guess I'll go next.
[04:39] Y
    Right.
[04:40] A
    Okay, Alfa, going up next.
[04:42] A
    Oh! Oh, no! Mom's coming in,
[04:44] A
    the best way to conceal the dirty
    book underneath my bed is...
[04:47] A
    This.
[04:49] A
    You get it?
[04:50] L
    "This?"
[04:51] ---
    This?
[04:52] L
    Is that even hiding anything?
[04:55] Y
    The idea is you move at that
    speed so they don't see it.
[04:58] L
    Okay, me next.
[05:00] A
    Counting on you.
[05:02] L
    Ah, the vibrator is on,
    the vibrator's on.
[05:05] L
    Someone'll see me!
    This is bad, this is so bad!
[05:10] A
    That's so crass!
[05:11] ---
    Crass?
[05:12] L
    What? What's so crass?
[05:13] L
    What do you mean, crass?
[05:14] ---
    What do you mean, vibrator?
[05:15] L
    Well y'know, the bed is going brrrrrr...
[05:20] A
    It is?
[05:20] Y
    The bed is shaking, like an attraction.
[05:21] ---
    Like a massage.
[05:21] ---
    There isn't anything inside, or anything.
[05:23] L
    Yes, okay!
[05:26] Y
    Don't just make the decisions!
[05:26] Y
    Who made you the director?
[05:31] L
    Is this a prison cell?
[05:33] A
    Hey, it's the girl from before.
[05:36] A
    She's yelling about something.
[05:37] A
    Hey, she's pretty cute.
[05:38] L
    True...
[05:40] A
    Dude, she's cuter than I thought.
[05:41] ---
    She is.
[05:43] ---
    I think it'd be a good idea
    to incorporate that somehow.
[05:45] Y
    In that case, Alfa-san, go ahead.
[05:50] A
    It's a little cliche, but I'll go ahead, then.
[05:52] ---
    Okay.
[05:54] A
    Arrgh, I'm so bored!
[05:59] A
    Maybe I set my fee a little too high...
[06:05] ---
    I see...
[06:06] L
    Is that the kinda shop this is?!
[06:08] L
    I dunno what kinda shop it is,
    but it does have fees, so...
[06:13] ---
    Seriously?
[06:13] Y
    Oh, maybe they're maids!
[06:16] A
    I thought for sure that Light would've
    been the first one to go for that!
[06:20] A
    I guess not!
[06:22] ---
    I considered it...
[06:24] ---
    But...
[06:24] Y
    So you did consider it.
[06:25] L
    But he beat me to it, so let's just go!
[06:28] ---
    Really?
[06:33] L
    I'm gonna poop myself!
[06:35] L
    But it was just a fart, so I guess it's fine!
[06:42] y
    Nice. That's a good one.
[06:44] A
    But does that even happen?
[06:46] A
    The reverse usually happens...
[06:49] A
    Like when you're gonna fart,
    but something more comes out.
[06:51] A
    I mean, it hasn't happened to me, but...
[06:53] Y
    But Alfa-san, you're already an adult!
[06:55] A
    No, no, it was a friend of a friend!
[06:55] Y
    You poop yourself?!
[06:58] Y
    You're totally talking about yourself.
[06:59] A
    But I'm pretty sure the opposite doesn't really happen.
[07:04] A
    Let's have Yomi bring it
    in clean for the end...
[07:09] Y
    Okay, here I go...
[07:11] A
    Okay.
[07:13] Y
    Your... name is...
[07:19] Y
    Our bodies aren't switching at all.
[07:24] L
    Is that it?!
[07:25] L
    I was wondering what you were going for.
[07:28] L
    But it'd be fun to swap bodies
    with a girl that cute, right.
[07:31] Y
    True.
[07:32] l
    Well, first you grab them...
[07:32] l
    Fun?
[07:33] Y
    First you grab 'em.
[07:35] Y
    Grab what?
[07:35] Y
    Boobs.
[07:37] Y
    What? Grab boobs?
[07:38] Y
    I mean, that's what he did in the movie.
[07:41] L
    Huh?
[07:42] Y
    Huh? He did?
[07:43] L
    When they switched, that was
    the first thing that happened.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    More gdmaru next week!
[08:28] L
    Not gonna happen!