gdgd men's party The story of gdgd Men's Party follows Light and Yomi, a pair of friends who waste all their free time playing their favorite video games. One evening Light and Yomi are sucked through a portal into a fantasy RPG-style world and tasked with rescuing the princess, Melody, from the clutches of the evil Maoh. Light is enthusiastic for the quest, but Yomi feels that having a heroic destiny is a total bother... Season 1 1 - Level 01: Reborn in a Game World!? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Yellow     Hero of fate, I need your     help to rescue the princess. [00:17] Red     You're asking me to help you? [00:18] Red     Nice, nice! [00:20] Red     Princess, no, my future wife,     I shall come to save you! [00:27] Red     Boop. [00:32] Red     My name is Light. [00:34] Red     I'm a game-loving middle     schooler like any other. [00:37] Red     I got lonely playing by myself,     so I invited some other gamers, but... [00:42] Red     His name is Yomi. [00:44] Red     He's, like, two or three     years younger than me. [00:51] Red     I'm Light, [00:55] Red     and this is Yomi. [01:00] Red     And so our adventure begins. SIGN    Level 01: Reborn in a Game World!? [01:52] Red     That toilet back there didn't have a seat. [01:54] Red     Insane. [01:55] Blue     Huh? What are you talking about? [01:56] Yellow     All right, stop right there. [01:58] Yellow     Let's stop walking. [01:59] Blue     What do you mean, stop walking? [02:01] Red     The princess is waiting for us to rescue her. [02:03] Red     What is the problem, Alpha? [02:05] Red     Is it a monster? [02:05] Yellow     I can't take it anymore. [02:07] Yellow     This kid's been talking like     this ever since he was reborn. [02:12] Yellow     I can't stand how annoying he is, can you? [02:15] Blue     If you had to ask. [02:16] Yellow     See? [02:17] Yellow     This son thinks so, too. [02:19] Yellow     So... [02:20] Blue     Don't call me "son." [02:22] Yellow     What, now that we were reborn     into this fantasy world, [02:24] Yellow     you want to talk old-timey, too? [02:27] Yellow     Give it a break. [02:28] Red     Now is not the time to quarrel! [02:31] Red     We must hurry! [02:32] Yellow     He's still at it. [02:33] Yellow     He hasn't stopped. [02:35] Yellow     It's ongoing. [02:36] Yellow     Right, son? [02:38] Blue     Stop that. [02:39] Yellow     So, Light-kun, what were     you like in the real world? [02:43] Yellow     You get home and go straight to gaming? [02:45] Yellow     "I hate going outside and being     actives! It's too tiring." [02:48] Yellow     That kind of a kid? [02:51] Yellow     Right? [02:52] Red     What's your problem?! [02:54] Red     Here I am reborn in a new world,     and you're rooning the mood! [02:58] Yellow     Oh, just so you know,     it's ruining, not rooning. [03:02] Yellow     I guess you still are a     middle school kid, huh? [03:05] Yellow     A junior high school student. [03:08] Red     Then let me ask: Why is my companion     in a fantasy world an AI robot? [03:13] Yellow     Badass, huh? [03:13] Red     No! [03:14] Red     And you're totally humanoid, to boot! [03:16] Red     Why are you bringing science     fiction to fantasy? [03:19] Red     You're ruining it! [03:19] Yellow     What do you want me to do? [03:21] Yellow     Go complain to the developers. [03:25] Red     You can do that? [03:26] Yellow     Of course. [03:27] Blue     How? [03:27] Yellow     Once you rescue the princess,     you can go back to the real world. [03:30] Yellow     Then you can enter your question into     the Contact Support form on the website. SIGN    Contact Support SIGN    What the hell!? SIGN    It's a fantasy setting, and the companion's an AI robot... And he's totally a humanoid! Couldn't he at least be a bit more steampunk?! [03:30] [SONG] Text     Frequently Asked Questions SIGN    Q. How many snacks do I get? Q. What if I'm not enjoying the game? Q. My companion's an AI robot? Q. How many hours can I play for at a time? Q. Are there any cheats? [03:33] Yellow     Oh, but read the FAQ first. [03:36] Red     So I still have to rescue the princess! [03:38] Yellow     You're a hero, after all. [03:40] Red     Whatever. [03:41] Red     We're hunting the next monster. [03:43] Yellow     Can we please do it without the fantasy act? [03:46] Yellow     All right, let's go. [03:48] Blue     What a pain. SIGN    Today's Princess [03:58] Pink     Help me! [03:59] Pink     Or so I was about to say,     but this might not be all that bad. [04:04] Pink     I mean, I don't have to     go to school now, right? [04:05] Pink     That's not bad. [04:06] Pink     It's freedom. [04:07] Pink     I'm captured, and yet I'm free! [04:11] Pink     And knowing Dad, he's going to ask one     of the 500 AI robots in the mansion [04:15] Pink     to send a dazzling hero. [04:18] Pink     He must be on the way right now. [04:19] Pink     Man, my imagination's going wild! [04:21] Pink     The hero's gotta be hot. [04:24] Pink     Oh, man! I can spend all     day on this one fantasy! SIGN    Today's Level Up [04:33] Yellow     All right, listen up. [04:35] Yellow     We're going to level up now. [04:37] Red     Level up? [04:39] Yellow     Yeah. [04:39] Yellow     It's way too early for you     two to save the princess. [04:43] Yellow     We need you to finish some     quests and get a bit stronger. [04:46] Yellow     Not that I know what kind     of missions we'll have. [04:49] Yellow     Whatever, let's give it a shot. [04:51] Yellow     Load data. [04:57] Red     You never told me your hand could do that! [05:00] Yellow     Looks like it's going to be a monster quest. [05:02] Yellow     Just kill the waves of monsters     as they come, and you'll be good. [05:05] Red     This gets me in the mood! SIGN    A Slime has appeared! [05:10] Red     All right, I'm the hero, so I'm up first. [05:12] Red     Fantasy Strike! SIGN    You have defeated the Slime! [05:16] Red     That's way too gross. SIGN    A Sir Slime has appeared! [05:19] Blue     Go! [05:22] Red     He got away! [05:23] Blue     No... [05:24] Blue     He's going on a journey. SIGN    Sir Slime has escaped! SIGN    An SOSlime has appeared! [05:28] Red     Fantasy Strike! [05:30] Red     Fantasy Strike! [05:34] Yellow     Yo, fantasy boy, cool down. SIGN    SOSlime used Howl! [05:37] ---     Help me! [05:38] Blue     Hold up... SIGN    A Tho*as the Tank Slime has appeared! [05:40] Blue     It can't be... [05:42] Blue     Look out! [05:44] Red     I wouldn't be a hero if I ran away now! [05:46] Red     Bring it! [05:47] Yellow     This guy's a legit dumbass! SIGN    Today's Crystal [05:56] ---     gd Men! [06:01] Red     Hey, Yomi's wand... [06:03] Yellow     Oh, this? [06:04] Yellow     It shows you a view of another world. [06:07] Yellow     Why don't we try talking over it? [06:11] Blue     That sounds fun. [06:16] Yellow     What is this? [06:18] A     What am I supposed to do? [06:19] Yellow     What's the gorilla for? [06:21] A     It just went right through the gorilla. [06:23] Yellow     He's dead. [06:24] Blue     We're supposed to speak into this? [06:26] Yellow     Who's going first? [06:27] Yellow     We got the really passionate... [06:31] Blue     Yeah, going forward. [06:33] Yellow     Light, you take this. [06:35] Red     Me? All right, let's go. [06:38] Red     Shit! Shit! [06:40] Red     My wife! [06:41] Red     She threw out all my figures! [06:45] Red     All of them! [06:50] Blue     What's with the shout? [06:53] Red     I couldn't get in. [06:54] Yellow     So... [06:55] Yellow     So what figures did she throw out? [06:57] Red     Oh, are you sure... [06:59] Red     Are you sure you want me to tell you here? [07:01] Yellow     Sure, say it. [07:03] Red     Should I? [07:04] Red     That would be NSFW! [07:09] Red     One of those ones you     can't look at from below! [07:11] Yellow     One of those. [07:12] Blue     Oh, to be young... [07:12] Red     You have something, don't you? [07:14] Yellow     Okay, okay. [07:15] Yellow     I got the idea. [07:17] Blue     The idea? [07:17] Yellow     All right, I'm up next. [07:20] Yellow     Here I go. [07:24] Yellow     You gotta work on your aim! [07:25] Yellow     You're not going to hit me     with that pathetic kamehameha! [07:30] Yellow     It's no use defeating me. [07:32] Yellow     There are a few of us! [07:36] Blue     A few of us? [07:36] Yellow     Few of us! SIGN    Preview [08:14] Red     I bet you can't imagine how much I've     been looking forward to our duel today. [08:20] Red     I'm going to derp with all my might. [08:22] Yellow     Bring it on. [08:24] Red     Next time, on gd Men of Tennis: SIGN    Light VS Alpha [08:26] Red     "Light VS Alpha." [08:28] Yellow     Of course not! 2 - Level 02: What's the Princess Like!? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:44] Red     At last, we're here! SIGN    Level 02: What's the Princess Like!? [00:46] Red     It was a long journey. [00:49] Blue     Really? It doesn't seem     like it's been that long. [00:51] Yellow     I feel like we kind of     got here pretty casually. [00:54] Red     What, are you telling me you can't tell? [00:57] Red     This... [00:57] Yellow     What? [01:00] Red     This... [01:01] Red     Oh, come on, we're about to enter a dungeon! [01:05] Red     Get in the mood, man! [01:07] Yellow     Do we need to do that stuff? [01:09] Red     We do! [01:10] Red     It's important! [01:10] Red     Setting the mood is awesome! [01:11] Red     You guys suck! [01:12] Blue     I'm starting to feel sorry for him. [01:14] Blue     We should play along. [01:16] Yellow     Let's find a different way to make it fun. [01:19] Yellow     I mean, I'm stuck in this world forever. [01:22] Yellow     You guys were born and raised in residential     towns in Ohmori and Yokohama, right? [01:26] Yellow     Would you get excited adventuring there? [01:29] Yellow     Well? [01:31] Blue     You make it easy to understand. [01:33] Red     Damn it... [01:34] Red     I have nothing to say. [01:36] Yellow     Right? [01:36] Yellow     Too true, right? Lawl. [01:39] Red     Then what do you recommend? [01:40] Red     Give us a suggestion. [01:41] Yellow     Then let's fantasize about what     the princess might be like. [01:46] Blue     Huh? [01:46] Red     Dude, you don't know what     the princess looks like? [01:49] Blue     I thought you served her. [01:51] Yellow     Someone deleted that data. [01:54] Red     Seriously? [01:55] Yellow     Seriously. [01:56] Blue     I do wonder what the     princess is like, though. [01:59] Red     Well, she's obviously a     girl with Nagoya curls. [02:02] Red     And she's good at making acqua pazza. [02:04] Red     I'm sure of it. [02:04] Blue     What? That's so specific. [02:06] Red     And the ponytail she wears     every now and then... [02:09] Red     Hot damn! [02:10] Yellow     Oh, I see. [02:12] Yellow     Guys like dangly things. [02:14] Blue     Huh? Really? [02:15] Yellow     Meanwhile, I like Marunouchi-style, [02:17] Yellow     soft, endearing beauties with     light curls and natural makeup. [02:20] Blue     Wait, say what? [02:22] Yellow     You know, someone who could     pull off an off-shoulder top. [02:25] Yellow     Come on, man. [02:26] Blue     I totally don't get it! [02:27] Yellow     Quit blabbering. [02:29] Yellow     What's your type, son? [02:32] Blue     Huh? What? [02:33] Blue     Is he really asking my type? [02:35] Red     What's your type, Yomi? [02:37] Blue     I've never thought about it. [02:40] Blue     I think whomever I fall in     love with would be my type. [02:46] Blue     Say something! [02:47] Red     All right, we'll come up with a     type that might be good for you. [02:50] Yellow     I know what you like, son. [02:53] Red     A studious, school council president-type. [02:55] Yellow     But who still hasn't stopped wetting her bed. [02:59] Yellow     A family-oriented, old-school     girl that's not like the others. [03:02] Red     And the floor's drenched every time she     wipes her hand after using the washroom. [03:07] Yellow     But then again, she's in the archery club,     and she's got both brains and brawn. [03:10] Yellow     She looks good in a hakama. [03:12] Blue     Yeah, that could work for me. [03:14] Red     She's even the top arm-wrestler in the world! [03:16] Blue     That's way too strong. [03:17] Red     She's like an Australopithecus-type     who's almost human. [03:21] Red     Oh, forget it. [03:23] Red     You're way too picky, Yomi! [03:24] ---     What?! [03:24] Yellow     Yup. [03:25] Yellow     Let's go. [03:26] Red     This is why I hate kids. [03:29] Blue     Come on! [03:30] Blue     That's not even fair! [03:32] Blue     That's not my type! SIGN    Today's Princess [03:36] ---     gd Men. [03:41] Pink     I'm going to start a blog. [03:44] Pink     You only live once. [03:45] Pink     You gotta keep a record if you're ever     confined. It doesn't happen every day. [03:49] Pink     I'm actually dying to post photogenic     photos of myself on Instagram, but... [03:56] Pink     There's nothing photogenic here. [03:58] Pink     Like, metal, stone, metal... [04:00] Pink     Seriously, they've got such bad taste! [04:02] Pink     Photogenify! [04:03] Pink     Photogenericy! [04:04] Pink     Wait, what even does "photogenic" mean? [04:07] Pink     I've been saying it without even knowing? [04:10] Pink     That's hilarious! [04:11] Pink     I know what "photo" means,     but what the heck is "genic"? SIGN    Today's Crystal [04:19] ---     gd Men! [04:23] Blue     The wand's glowing again. [04:25] Red     Let's have some fun again, then. [04:27] Yellow     Sweet. [04:29] Yellow     What is this creature? [04:30] Red     Damn. [04:31] Red     It's legit dancing. [04:33] Yellow     It looks strong. [04:33] Yellow     That was fast. [04:34] Red     So short. [04:35] Blue     That was a blink. [04:37] Yellow     But being simple makes it easy, in a way. [04:41] Blue     Seriously? [04:42] Red     This is a test of your spontaneity. [04:43] Yellow     Oh, I know. [04:44] Red     Do you have one, Alfa? [04:47] Yellow     Alfa's got one. [04:48] Red     Bring it! [04:48] Yellow     This is a cool one. [04:49] Yellow     All right. [04:50] Yellow     Here we go. [04:53] A     Yo, Isono, let's play baseball! [04:55] B     Guts-oniichan's not here right now. [04:57] A     Oh. [05:00] Red     Dude... [05:00] Blue     Wait, those are balls? [05:01] Red     Are you okay? [05:04] Yellow     Dunno. [05:05] Blue     So those are balls? [05:06] Red     Okay, so I have an idea. [05:10] Red     Can I? [05:11] Yellow     Sure. [05:11] Yellow     I'm not afraid of anything anymore. [05:13] Yellow     Go for it. [05:15] Red     Look! [05:16] Red     It's the Kobold Lord! [05:18] Red     Starburst Stream! [05:23] Yellow     You played your own character. [05:25] Red     The enemy kind of reminded me of it, so... [05:26] Blue     Oh, I see. [05:28] Yellow     Now that you mention it... [05:29] Red     Yeah. [05:30] Yellow     Yeah, it's from the very beginning. [05:32] Red     Yeah. [05:32] Red     I don't know if I'm allowed to name     the reference, but Episode 2. [05:34] Red     He fights it with the waifu. [05:39] Yellow     I don't even care anymore. [05:41] Yellow     Okay, Yomi, ready? [05:42] Blue     Hang on. [05:44] Red     Anything goes now. [05:46] Red     We might have to do a retake, though. [05:49] Blue     Okay, then, here I go. [05:51] Yellow     Go for it. [05:53] Blue     Right hand up! [05:54] Blue     Right hand up! [05:55] Blue     Right hand up! [05:55] Blue     Right hand down! [05:58] Red     Seriously? [06:00] Red     That's cheap, Yomi. [06:02] Yellow     Dude, you're taking advantage     of your character. [06:08] Blue     Next. [06:12] Yellow     I know this. [06:14] Red     They're so slow. [06:15] Yellow     No, that one was too simple. [06:17] Yellow     I don't know what to do. [06:18] Red     I know already. [06:20] Red     I'd rather get this over with. [06:23] Yellow     All right, Light, go for it. [06:24] Red     All right. [06:27] Red     No running, please! [06:29] Red     Please walk when you're inside the venue! [06:34] Red     Right? [06:35] Red     You know, like, they do that kind of     thing a lot at that place in Makuhari. [06:40] Yellow     Gotcha. [06:40] Yellow     Okay, I'll go next. [06:43] Yellow     Hurry, hurry! [06:44] Yellow     That way! [06:46] Yellow     They still have the Nintendo Switch in stock! [06:48] Red     Wait a second. [06:49] Red     That's not safe. [06:50] Red     That's really not safe. [06:52] Yellow     They're probably going to bleep that one. [06:55] Blue     They're so hard to find. [06:56] Yellow     They are. [06:58] Blue     Okay, here I go. [07:01] Blue     Oh, this is *** from when     Mori-kun was around. [07:07] Red     Dude! [07:09] Blue     That one's definitely out! [07:11] Yellow     Man... [07:14] Yellow     To be honest, I have no idea what you're     talking about, coming from this world. [07:16] Blue     Yeah, okay... [07:19] Yellow     All right, here I go. [07:23] Yellow     Damn it, Mom, I told you to     wake me up in the morning! [07:28] Red     Damn. [07:28] Blue     And it was a group. [07:28] Red     A what-tuplets? [07:30] Yellow     Well, um... [07:31] Blue     Six? [07:31] Blue     Sextuplets? [07:32] Red     Sextuplets? [07:34] Blue     Somethingmatsu-san. [07:35] Yellow     Yeah. [07:35] Yellow     Whatchamatsu-san. [07:37] Yellow     I should really level up a bit. [07:40] Blue     Level up in what? SIGN    Preview [08:15] Yellow     I wonder, which of you will     be able to satisfy me? [08:17] Red     I'll satisfy you for sure! [08:19] Blue     Fine! Bring on the fight! [08:21] Blue     Don't underestimate a kid! SIGN    Next time, Third Skate: SIGN    Light is Eros, Eros is Yomi!? SIGN    The Third Skate     Light is Eros, Eros is Yomi!?     gd Men On Ice SIGN    gd Men On Ice. [08:28] Blue     Of course not! 3 - Level 03: The Job Assignment Chamber Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign      [00:44] Light     How about an explanation, Alfa? SIGN    Level 03: The Job Assignment Chamber [00:47] Yomi     Where are we? And isn't it kind of creepy? [00:49] Alfa     Have you boys ever had     a job interview before? [00:53] Yomi     What are you talking about? [00:54] Light     Hell no! That's not gonna happen     for like, a million years. [00:56] Alfa     You think it's in the distant future,     but it'll be before you know it. [01:00] Alfa     Life is short, understand?     Like they say, time is money. [01:04] Alfa     It says here that in middle-school you [01:06] Alfa     "crossed dimensions to enter     the world of a video game"? [01:09] Alfa     I'm not really clear here,     what exactly were you doing? [01:13] Alfa     ...What would you do if someone asked that? [01:14] Light     Uh, well all of a sudden I     noticed I was in another world, [01:17] Light     and this android named Alfa was my guide.... [01:19] Light     I became a hero, and then— [01:21] Alfa     Teenage delusions, at your age? Rejected! [01:24] Yomi     Yeah, that makes sense. [01:25] Light     What am I supposed to say?!     That's what happened! [01:28] Light     And what's that got to do     with this place, anyway!? [01:30] Alfa     A lot, actually! [01:32] Yomi     Use your inside voice. [01:33] Alfa     Interviews are supposed to be a     ritual that reduces mismatches [01:36] Alfa     between employers and employees in     order to ensure higher productivity! [01:41] Alfa     So what we're going to do     is check the two of you [01:44] Alfa     to make sure you've got a compatible job— [01:46] Alfa     That's right, this is the     Job Assignment Chamber! [01:50] Light     Job assignment?! [01:52] Light     Finding out what job is best for me?! [01:54] Yomi     Whatever that is, it sounds     like a pain in the butt. [01:58] Yomi     Whoa, spooky. [02:00] Light     Th-This thing is gonna do the assignments...? [02:02] Alfa     That's right.     Now, mind its gracious wisdom... [02:06] Idol     Do you understand why I am     in the form of a statue? [02:09] Light     What a shrill voice! [02:11] Idol     The word "idol" comes from     an object of worship... [02:15] Idol     That which is sought out by people,     and and receives their devotion. [02:19] Idol     Which is often depicted in a statue...     an idol, in other words! [02:23] Idol     Remember that. [02:26] Idol     Your job is wizard! [02:29] Alfa     Good for you! A perfect fit. [02:32] Light     Wait, who cares?! [02:33] Light     Why change the subject?!     What happened to idols?! [02:36] Idol     Yes, and your job... [02:38] Idol     Yours is... [02:40] Idol     Y'know when you have people     helping you move... [02:42] Idol     And there's the guy who's driving... [02:44] Idol     You're the guy next to him. [02:47] Yomi     Good for you, perfect fit. [02:48] Light     Screw that! You gotta be kidding me! [02:50] Light     There's swordsman, and soldier,     and warrior, and tank, and spearmen! [02:54] Light     How'd I end up as "guy next     to the guy from the movers"?! [02:56] Yomi     Don't feel so bad! [02:58] Yomi     For gear, you could use a cardboard     sword, and duct tape for a whip. SIGN    Sword [03:01] Alfa     Yeah, good point! [03:02] Alfa     With a baseball cap for a helmet     and a polo shirt for armor! [03:05] Yomi     Good for you. [03:06] Light     Please stop! SIGN    Today's Princess [03:11] Trio     gd Men. [03:16] Princess     Oh, my! The hero is here! [03:19] Princess     Aww... [03:25] Princess     Hero? [03:29] Princess     Huh— What? I got faked out? [03:32] Princess     Hey, screw you! What was that sound, then? [03:35] Princess     Did we really need that? What even made it? [03:37] Princess     I went "Oh, my!" for no good     reason. So embarrassed! [03:40] Princess     Ugh, Hero, what's taking so long? [03:43] Princess     You had better say something [03:45] Princess     that'll stick with me for the rest of     my life, after making me wait so long! [03:48] Princess     What's it gonna be?!     What will you say, my hero?! [03:51] Princess     Huh?! [03:54] Princess     "Sorry. I left you waiting.     You must've been so lonely." [03:58] Princess     "But I'm glad you're all right." [04:00] Princess     "Now I can love you longer     than I ever made you wait." [04:05] Princess     "A life sentence I will     spend all my days serving." [04:10] Princess     A life sentence?! Wow, so someone     else is locked up this time! [04:13] Princess     Y'know what I mean?! SIGN    Today's leveling up [04:20] Trio     gd Men! [04:24] Alfa     All right, time to level up again. [04:26] Yomi     That again? [04:27] Light     Oh, I'm fired up now! [04:29] Alfa     Loading data. [04:35] Alfa     Oh, looks like this time we're     supposed to imagine our ideal town. [04:39] Yomi     Ideal town? [04:40] Alfa     Whatever you imagine will appear,     so take a second to think about it. [04:43] Light     Sounds like fun to me! [04:45] Alfa     You first, then, Light. [04:52] Light     Let me show you guys around my town! [04:54] Light     Follow me! [04:56] Light     Come on, folks, clear the road! [04:59] Yomi     Whoa, he's being treated     like a legendary hero. [05:02] Light     Oh, man, it's rough being a hero! [05:06] Yomi     He's starting to sound like     a newb who's RPing a hero... [05:08] Light     Guess we'll drop by the weapon shop! [05:12] Yomi     A flying weapon store? [05:14] Light     Which is where we'll find     the holy sword, Excalibur! [05:17] Light     Which I will pull! [05:18] Light     Which will make an elf babe fall for me! [05:20] Light     I am so bad! [05:23] Light     "You are the legendary hero." [05:31] Alfa     This isn't all-ages appropriate. [05:33] Yomi     Now it's looking like the fantasy     diary of a middle-schooler. [05:36] Light     I guess we'll rest at the inn tonight! [05:39] Alfa     And the inn is inside the     world tree, Yggdrasil? [05:42] Yomi     Every part of this is bigger     than it needs to be. [05:44] Light     The inn's bevvy of cute     maids lined up in a row! [05:48] Maids     Welcome home, sir hero! [05:50] Yomi     Is this supposed to be Akihabara? [05:53] Alfa     So, which is your favorite, Light? [05:56] Light     Among them is the princess! [05:59] Alfa     The RPing newb has gotten so bad     he's dragged the princess into it! [06:03] Light     "Oh... my beloved hero..." [06:07] Light     "You've come... to take me away." [06:10] Light     Yeah! I mean, these dudes     were slowing me down, [06:14] Light     so I'm sorry if I'm a bit late! [06:18] Light     "My hero...!" [06:20] Light     Princess... [06:22] Light     Glomp! [06:23] Alfa     Not appropriate— Ow! [06:26] Yomi     What a simpleton. [06:27] Light     But then, the dark lord suddenly appears! [06:29] Alfa     Does he really need to?! [06:31] Light     "Please forgive me, hero!" [06:34] Light     Yes, I shall! [06:35] Alfa     No, no no no... [06:37] Yomi     You're trying to end the     whole story in this one town! [06:39] Alfa     You're totally delusional! [06:44] Light     You show us your ideal town then, Yomi. [06:47] Yomi     Okay. [06:51] Yomi     My morning starts early... [06:53] Light     The inn first, huh? [06:55] Yomi     After exiting my fluffy éclair bed... [06:58] Light     This is already weird! [07:00] Yomi     I stretch out a bit, [07:02] Yomi     and head to the bathroom to wash my face. [07:04] Light     Wait, why is the faucet     turned on with a macaron!? [07:07] Alfa     And instead of water there's Bavarian cream! [07:09] Light     And now that I get a better look,     his tooth brush is a piece of baumkuchen?! [07:11] Light     Can you clean anything with that?! [07:12] Alfa     With chocolate mousse for toothpaste... [07:14] Light     That's way too sweet! [07:15] Yomi     After brushing my teeth,     I take a jelly bean shower... [07:19] Alfa     Hang on, his shampoo says "panna cotta!" SIGN    Panna     Cotta [07:22] Light     And he's keeping the shampoo     of his eyes with a roll cake?! [07:24] Yomi     And then, after a nice leisurely     a melon soda float bath... [07:27] Light     Wouldn't that be cold!? [07:28] Yomi     bathed in gentle morning sun,     I set about to breakfast. [07:32] Light     It's all ice cream! [07:33] Alfa     He really is one of those     "sweets shota" types. [07:35] Light     And is this even raising our level? [07:37] Alfa     I'unno. SIGN    Preview [08:12] Light     Please don't die, Alfauchi! SIGN    Preview [08:15] Light     If you lose, what happens to your     promise with the King and the Princess? [08:20] Light     You still have life points left.     If you can hang on, you'll defeat gdik! [08:24] Light     Next time: Alfauchi Dies. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Alfauchi Dies [08:26] Light     gdMen, standby! [08:27] Alfa     Yeah, nothing like that's happening. 4 - Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:44] Yomi     Light, you are so self-centered! SIGN    Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1) [00:47] Light     Say what?! [00:48] Alfa     Nailed it, lawl. [00:49] Light     Come on, it's like, let's say     that I found some money, [00:51] Light     but then some guy sees me picking it up, [00:53] Light     am I supposed to believe     the it belongs to him?! [00:55] Light     The bottom line is that I was     the one who picked it up! [00:57] Light     Man, the world is so screwed up lately! [01:00] Yomi     Could you not act like some tragic     hero and change the subject?! [01:04] Alfa     Now, now, my boy, Light, let's all calm down. [01:07] Alfa     Didn't I tell you two we've got     an important mission coming up? [01:10] Light     Is it seriously even here, this whatever jam you were talking about? [01:14] Yomi     It's a gem! [01:15] Yomi     An item for powering up     our weapons, the holy gem! [01:17] Alfa     You bet your butt it is. [01:19] Alfa     The thing is, this place     is littered in traps, [01:21] Alfa     so teamwork between the three of us is     gonna be crucial to pulling this off. [01:24] Alfa     You'll wanna remember that,     there will be a test. [01:28] Light     Weapon... power up?! [01:31] Light     Oh I'm bad. So bad. [01:33] Light     Sooo bad am I. [01:35] Yomi     Simmer down, there. [01:37] Yomi     I'm trying to say, no more     talking about who found [01:40] Yomi     the item first or who picked it up, [01:43] Yomi     let's just work on this together, okay? [01:44] Light     Yeah, my bad for losing     my cool earlier, Yomi. [01:47] Light     That wraps that up, let's get moving. [01:51] Light     Follow me, you two! [01:52] Alfa     Someone changed their tune fast! SIGN    Today's Princess [01:56] Trio     gd Men. [02:02] Princess     So like, say the hero shows up, [02:04] Princess     exactly how old is he going to be? [02:07] Princess     On the younger side, like, teens or twenties? [02:10] Princess     And younger side? What does that even mean? [02:12] Princess     Teens through twenties, right? [02:15] Princess     Isn't that range way too big? [02:17] Princess     Late twenties, depending on the person,     could practically be an old man! [02:20] Princess     What if he has old man smell?!     No, no, no way! [02:23] Princess     I mean, he might even have kids! [02:26] Princess     A hero with kids?! [02:29] Princess     Screw that! No way!     I can't, can't, can't even! [02:32] Princess     Where do you get off, living your whole     life before you show up to save me?! [02:35] Princess     And what then, so you're just rescuing     me because Papa told you to, [02:38] Princess     like it's your freaking job?     Just business as usual? [02:41] Princess     What're you gonna use the reward for? [02:42] Princess     "Why, I'll use it for my family's sake." [02:44] Princess     Oh, hell no! None of that! [02:47] Princess     No heroes in their late twenties! SIGN    Mine Cart Trial [02:52] Trio     gd Men! [03:10] Yomi     Where are we?! [03:11] Alfa     From here on, even I'm not sure. [03:23] Light     What is this supposed to be? SIGN    Add dialog to complete it. [03:25] Light     "Add dialog to complete it." [03:28] Yomi     Hey, look. [03:30] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}     P-Please go out with me. [03:30] Yomi     The fourth picture doesn't have any dialog. [03:30] Panel 2     I've liked you all this time,     let's go out! [03:30] Panel 2     You should date me. SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you. [03:34] Alfa     All right, I get it, [03:36] Alfa     for now let's just test it out. [03:39] Hikaru     Go for it! [03:39] Alfa     Here comes Alfa. [03:40] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}     P-please go out with me. [03:42] Alfa     P-Please go out with me. [03:44] Panel 2     I've liked you all this time, let's go out! [03:44] Panel 2     You should date me. [03:45] Alfa     I've liked you all this time, let's go out! [03:46] Alfa     You should date me. SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you. [03:47] Alfa     Me, too! Me, too! Me, too! [03:50] Alfa     I have to hang out with all these people? [03:55] Yomi     So, she doesn't think she can do it, or...? [03:57] Alfa     Well, she's confusing going     out with hanging out... [04:01] Light     Hanging out. [04:01] Yomi     What? [04:01] Alfa     Hanging out. [04:03] Light     You mean like... letting it all hang out? [04:05] Alfa     No, it's more about the ambiguity... [04:07] Light     Oh, I see! [04:08] Alfa     Just a slight tweak to... [04:09] Alfa     She confuses go out with     just socializing in general. [04:09] Light     Hang out and go out... [04:09] Yomi     And the details are left to the imagination? [04:11] Alfa     That's how she takes it,     by confusing the two concepts. [04:14] Yomi     I get it now. [04:15] Alfa     And next... [04:16] Yomi     Oh, okay, here I go. [04:17] Alfa     Yomi? [04:18] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}     P-Please go out with me. [04:19] Yomi     P-Please go out with me. [04:22] Yomi     I've liked you all this time, let's go out! [04:22] Panel 2     I've liked you all this time, let's go out! [04:22] Panel 2     You should date me. [04:23] Yomi     You should date me. [04:25] Yomi     Me, too! SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you. [04:25] Yomi     Let's go to the beach. [04:26] Yomi     I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. [04:29] Yomi     I made the right move, killing all     the other women in the world... [04:34] Alfa     Oh, oh man, oh man... [04:35] Yomi     Pretty good, right? [04:36] Yomi     Scary right? [04:36] Alfa     That got dark really fast. [04:37] Yomi     I added a bit of horror to it. [04:38] Light     I see... [04:39] Alfa     It really reflects the     darkness in your heart. [04:41] Yomi     Does it? [04:42] Alfa     Okay... [04:44] Light     Wait, me? [04:46] Light     All right, here I go! [04:46] Alfa     That's you. [04:47] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}     P-Please go out with me. [04:47] Light     P-please go out with me. [04:50] Light     I've liked you all this time, let's go out! [04:50] Panel 2     I've liked you all this time, let's go out! [04:50] Panel 2     You should date me. [04:52] Light     You should date me. SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you. [04:53] Light     I like you! [04:54] Light     I like you! [04:55] Light     I love you! [04:58] Light     I'm... getting w**... [05:04] Alfa     What is, exactly? [05:04] Yomi     Oh, I see. [05:05] Light     What? [05:06] Light     Her you-know-what. [05:06] Yomi     I guess if that many people     confess to you at once... [05:11] Alfa     Look, the door! [05:12] Yomi     Hey, it's open! All right! [05:12] Light     It's open! Yeah! [05:19] Light     Look, there it is. [05:21] Light     Here we go again. SIGN    Rrrrumble SIGN    Skreeeeeeee SIGN    Pow [05:30] Alfa     I see... [05:32] Alfa     All right, let's get this over with. [05:33] Light     Yeah! [05:33] Alfa     I'll go first! [05:34] Alfa     Rumble! [05:38] Alfa     Skreee! [05:40] Alfa     Pow! [05:43] Alfa     Let's all be heroes!     You get paid 300 yen an hour! [05:49] Yomi     So, then what? [05:50] Light     Superheros get paid by the hour...? [05:51] Yomi     They're on wages. [05:53] Alfa     It's a rough world out there. [05:54] Alfa     Even superheroes have to make a living. [05:54] Light     Seriously...? [05:56] Light     Man, this jam stuff is harsh! [05:59] Yomi     You think they get insurance? [06:00] Alfa     There's probably superhero insurance. [06:02] Light     I mean, he flies headfirst everywhere. [06:05] Light     Can you imagine how nutso     his premium must be? [06:08] Alfa     You think that face is     particularly expensive? [06:10] Light     Hell yeah, man, it's full of anko paste! [06:13] Alfa     You've got a point, that's some     odd cost-performance ratio there. [06:14] Light     Uh, so what now? [06:17] Yomi     Who goes next? [06:18] Light     Next... [06:19] Light     I guess me! [06:21] Alfa     Take care of it. [06:22] Light     Rrrrruuuuummmble! [06:25] Light     Skkkkrrrrrreeeeeeeee! [06:29] Light     Powww! [06:31] Light     I am Anpanman! [06:37] Light     He looks just like him... [06:38] Yomi     That's not the right voice! [06:41] Light     I mean, he looks like him! [06:42] Light     And a bit like the blue tanuki, too... [06:44] Light     Wait, no, he's a cat. [06:45] Yomi     Yeah, careful there,     don't tick the wrong people off. [06:48] Light     And that blue cat likes anko paste, too! [06:51] Alfa     Good point. [06:52] Yomi     I see. [06:53] Alfa     If anything, that turns this     into a dream crossover. [06:55] Yomi     Amazing. I've never seen that before. [06:56] Yomi     I'd actually like to, even. [06:58] Yomi     All righty... [06:59] Yomi     Yomi's turn? [07:00] Alfa     Yeah, given the flow. [07:02] Yomi     Okay... [07:03] Yomi     Here I go. [07:04] Alfa     Right. [07:05] ---     Uraaagh! [07:08] ---     Zuwaaah! [07:11] ---     Zehaaah! [07:14] Yomi     I wanna hit more people! [07:19] Alfa     Wait, what about the first     and second panel, then? [07:22] Yomi     I guess it's not really connected to those. [07:26] Alfa     You literally just spoke your mind! [07:32] Light     All right! [07:33] Yomi     It's open! [07:37] Light     Wait for us! Holy jam! SIGN    Preview [08:18] Alfaizumi     What was with Light today...? [08:23] Alfaizumi     Princess, Princess, Princess... SIGN    NEXT RIDE To Recruit More Members [08:28] Light     Not gonna happen! 5 - Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sign      SIGN    Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2) [00:52] Yomi     Another dead end. SIGN    Hell Girl [00:54] Light     Huh? "What's the opposite?" [00:54] [SONG] Sign     What's the opposite? [00:56] Light     What's that supposed to mean? SIGN    Hell Girl [00:58] Yomi     It says "Hell Girl" on the wall. [01:01] Yomi     Maybe we're supposed to say the opposite? [01:04] Alfa     Maybe... [01:05] Alfa     Let me give it a try. SIGN    Hell Girl [01:07] Alfa     "Girl Hell." [01:10] Yomi     Nothing happened. [01:11] Alfa     Huh, I guess that's not it... [01:15] Light     Got it! Right here! Here goes Light! SIGN    Hell Girl [01:18] Light     Lrig Lleh! [01:21] Yomi     Nothing happened... [01:23] Light     I almost bit my tongue!     And it still didn't work? [01:27] Yomi     Oh, I'll try! SIGN    Hell Girl [01:30] Yomi     "Heaven Old Lady!" [01:33] Yomi     Yes! It opened! [01:35] Alfa     All right, Yomi, you be the     one to try first next time. [01:41] Yomi     Well... SIGN    Encouragement of Climb [01:43] Light     Okay, what next? [01:45] Yomi     "Encouragement of Climb"... [01:46] Alfa     Encouragement? [01:47] Light     Encouragement of Climb? [01:48] Yomi     All right, got it! [01:49] Alfa     All right. SIGN    Encouragement of Climb [01:50] Yomi     "Go back to the ocean!" [01:53] Alfa     That hurt my feelings for some reason. [01:56] Yomi     Well, it's got the same outdoorsy feel... [01:58] Alfa     The mountains were calling for them...     Okay, I've got it. SIGN    Encouragement of Climb [02:01] Alfa     "I can hear the ocean." [02:03] Yomi     Wow, pretty! That was a poetic one. [02:05] Alfa     That's the name of a movie, too. [02:08] Light     Got one! [02:09] Alfa     Okay. SIGN    Encouragement of Climb [02:09] Light     "I want to become the ocean." [02:13] Alfa     So ambitious... [02:13] Yomi     It's always something     to do with the sea, huh? [02:15] Yomi     Very aquatic. [02:15] Alfa     That one tickles the imagination. [02:18] Yomi     True. [02:19] Yomi     Okay, got one. [02:20] ---     Okay. SIGN    Encouragement of Climb [02:21] Yomi     "Sazae-san." [02:29] Yomi     Well? [02:30] Alfa     That was a good one... [02:36] Alfa     It opened! [02:37] Yomi     All right! [02:38] Light     Hell yeah, let's do it! Bring it on! [02:39] Alfa     Here we go, boys! [02:41] Alfa     Come on come on come on! [02:42] Alfa     Here it is! SIGN    I did not cross that line. [02:43] Yomi     Next is... [02:44] Trio     I did not cross that line. [02:48] Light     Okay, me! [02:48] ---     'Kay. SIGN    I did not cross that line. [02:51] Light     "I was unable to control my libido." [02:53] Alfa     I see, makes sense. [02:54] Yomi     I've heard that one before. [02:55] Yomi     Okay, me... SIGN    I did not cross that line. [02:57] Yomi     "Yes, I did it. And?" [02:59] Alfa     The defiant approach... [03:02] Alfa     Right. [03:02] Alfa     Okay, me! [03:03] Yomi     Go for it. SIGN    I did not cross that line. [03:04] Alfa     "Yes, there was penetration. And?" [03:09] Light     Yeah, okay... [03:10] Alfa     Go. SIGN    I did not cross that line. [03:12] Light     "But I did it anyway." [03:16] Yomi     And that was such a good movie... [03:19] Yomi     It was a nice story. [03:22] Light     Got another! [03:22] Alfa     Okay. SIGN    I did not cross that line. [03:23] Light     "I ****** it." [03:25] Alfa     That might be crossing the line! [03:26] Alfa     Don't you think? [03:27] Yomi     Maybe. [03:28] Alfa     I do... [03:30] Alfa     Got one. [03:31] Yomi     Okay. SIGN    I did not cross that line. [03:32] Alfa     "I thought you said this     was only about your body." [03:35] Yomi     Who are you talking to? [03:37] Yomi     Who was that intended for? [03:39] Light     Okay, here. [03:40] ---     Go. SIGN    I did not cross that line. [03:41] Light     "I won't do anything.     I won't do anything at all..." [03:47] Yomi     That's kinda... [03:48] Alfa     Actions and words not matching. [03:50] Yomi     When you say it with any     kind of anxiousness, [03:52] Yomi     it's super obvious you're lying. [03:54] Yomi     Okay, right here! [03:55] ---     'Kay. SIGN    I did not cross that line. [03:56] Yomi     "I was doing it before I     realized what was happening." [03:59] Light     So dangerous! [04:01] Alfa     It's open, look it's open. [04:03] Yomi     It is! All right! [04:05] Yomi     Yay! [04:06] Alfa     That was kinda fun... SIGN    Today's Princess [04:16] Trio     gd Men. [04:23] Princess     170, huh... [04:28] Princess     But over 170 cm would be nice. [04:31] Princess     I don't want the hero to be short... [04:33] Princess     But maybe it's okay if he's     super duper hot in exchange? [04:36] Princess     That'd be okay! [04:38] Princess     If you're hot enough, it doesn't     matter how short you are... SIGN    Suffering! A Real Crane Game [04:48] Trio     gd Men. [04:54] Light     Hey, Yomi, Alfa, where     you at?! You guys okay? [04:59] Yomi     Egomaniac! [05:02] Alfa     Dippy middle schooler! [05:04] Light     Quit using echoes to diss me! [05:07] Light     Where the hell are we? [05:17] Alfa     Hey, Light, do you see the key down there? [05:21] Alfa     That's the key to open the room     where our item is... is... [05:26] Light     Quit providing your own echo!     It's making my ear ring! [05:29] Alfa     Yomi and I will grab the key, [05:32] Alfa     use those controls to     lower us... us... us... [05:37] Light     So it falls on me, huh? [05:40] Light     From my local arcade to     specialty shops of Akihabara! [05:41] Light     I'm so good I get banned wherever I go! [05:43] Light     Yes! It is I, the crane gamer     with the godly touch, Asura! SIGN    Crane Gamer Asura [05:48] Yomi     Whew, that's lame. [05:49] Alfa     Congrats on your bans. [05:50] Light     Don't make fun of me! I'll remember that! [06:02] Light     Okay, okay, okay, stop! [06:05] Light     Boop. [06:09] Alfa     Hey, this is looking good. [06:11] Yomi     Guess it was pretty simple. [06:16] Yomi     What the heck is happening?! [06:18] Light     Hey,i hey, you guys better     not be crying already! [06:22] Light     Here we go again! Boop. [06:27] Yomi     Watch it! [06:31] Alfa     Pull us up already! [06:33] Light     And here's some more! Boop. [06:40] Yomi     Hot! Hot, hot, hot! [06:41] Alfa     Burning! Ow, ow, ow, ow! [06:45] Light     Last one! Please enjoy your trip! [06:48] Light     Boop! [06:54] Alfa     You're a sweet girl, aren't you? [07:03] Light     You nailed it, guys! [07:04] Light     Good job! [07:05] Yomi     Yeah, we managed somehow! [07:08] Alfa     Yes, excellent work, you two. [07:11] Alfa     Ready and... [07:12] Trio     Yeah! [07:14] Light     We were getting in sync     towards the end there. [07:16] Light     We make a good trio. [07:18] Yomi     It's more of a trio, since there's     three of us in this party. [07:21] Light     Oh, yeah, you're right! [07:23] Light     We're the ultimate trio! [07:25] Alfa     Now, we've got the key, [07:27] Alfa     all that's left is to head to     the room with the holy gem. [07:29] Light     Right. [07:29] Yomi     Yeah. SIGN    Preview [08:11] Alfayama     Damn, I'm off to a terrible     start because of that Light. [08:14] Lighta     That's because you said you wanted     to make jokes all by yourself! [08:17] Alfayama     I'd rather make jokes alone than with you! [08:19] Lighta     That's just the wrong attitude— [08:21] Yominaka     Hey, you didn't get up early     just to blather on like this! [08:24] Both     Hey! [08:25] Light     Next time on gdkyu!!:     The Formidable Ally SIGN    Episode 6: The Formidable Ally [08:27] Yomi     That is obviously not happening. 6 - Level 06: Weapon Evolution!? Fantasy Sword Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Level 06: Weapon Evolution!? Fantasy Sword [00:45] Light     Holy crap, look at this...     it looks for real, for once! [00:49] Yomi     It does look pretty impressive. [00:52] Light     It's finally kinda RPG-like! [00:54] Alfa     You two pissboys did a good     job making it this far. [00:58] Alfa     I'm proud of you both. [01:00] Light     Right. [01:00] Yomi     You did notice he was dissing us, too, right? [01:03] Light     It's fine! We get to experience     an exciting scene like this! [01:05] Light     I can deal with a little piss! [01:07] Yomi     What does that even mean? [01:08] Alfa     All right, go ahead, Light. [01:12] Alfa     You! Get going, yo. [01:14] Yomi     I've heard that before. [01:16] Light     Get going? Me? [01:18] Alfa     Of course, you. [01:20] Alfa     You're the only real choice. [01:22] Light     Whoa, what's going on here, Old Man Alfa?! [01:25] Alfa     I'm not an old man! [01:26] Yomi     Something seems different here. [01:28] Yomi     What's gotten into you? [01:29] Light     Normally we'd play rock paper scissors [01:31] Light     or talk crap to each other     trying to see who gets it! [01:35] Alfa     Yeah, how about we don't do that anymore? [01:38] Alfa     You getting the item solves everything. [01:41] Alfa     Besides, I've been in this     world for a long time, [01:45] Alfa     so I can tell who'd be the best     fit for an item like this. [01:48] Light     Big Bro Alfa... [01:49] Yomi     This seems too simple. [01:50] Alfa     You don't mind, right, Yomi? [01:52] Alfa     The Holy Gem, a magic item     that lets weapons evolve... [01:56] Alfa     You don't mind him taking it, right? [01:57] Light     My Big Bro chose this timing to     actually explain the item! So cool! [02:01] Yomi     Either way is fine, I guess. [02:03] Alfa     And there you have it. [02:04] Alfa     Now, go on. [02:06] Light     All right, this turn of     events is super awesome! [02:09] Light     Hell yes! Holy Gem, you're mine! [02:16] Light     I can feel power surging     from deep within me... [02:21] Yomi     Amazing! What's going on? [02:24] Alfa     Listen up, Light, [02:25] Alfa     you wanna raise your weapon to the sky, [02:28] Alfa     then your Fantasy Sword will evolve! [02:32] Light     Understood! [02:33] Light     My partner who's fought with me     all this time, Fantasy Sword, [02:37] Light     the time has come for you to evolve! [02:42] Yomi     What's going to happen?! [02:46] Voice of Heavens     Chosen swordsman... [02:48] Voice of Heavens     The time has come for my will     to dwell within your sword. [02:53] Light     Holy crap, there's even a super legit     sounding voice from the heavens! [02:59] Alfa     How delightful! [03:07] Alfa     Meet your new partner... [03:10] Yomi     Whoa, gross! What kinda sword is that?! [03:15] Light     What the hell?! [03:17] Sword     Oh, hello there, I'm Piratcho Sword! [03:21] Sword     Nice to meet you! [03:23] Both     So lame! [03:27] Light     Piratcho Sword? [03:29] Sword     Yep! You might say I'm sword of a big deal! [03:35] Light     I wanna throw this thing away! [03:39] Alfa     You make friends with Piratcho over there. [03:41] Alfa     Come on, off we go. [03:43] Yomi     He's kinda like a new pet. [03:44] Light     You knew this would happen, didn't you?! [03:46] Light     Dammit, come on! SIGN    Today's Princess [03:52] Trio     gd Men. [03:57] Princess     Hang on, so getting back to an old subject, [04:00] Princess     the question of the hero's age? [04:01] Princess     "On the young side" is supposed     to be teens through twenties... [04:04] Princess     But doesn't that cover a ton of ground? [04:06] Princess     In English, you might say that     covers too dynamic a range! [04:09] Princess     So let's say he's in his teens, [04:11] Princess     a fresh looking young man in his teens, [04:12] Princess     he'd still have a bit of his innocence [04:13] Princess     while still bravely and     earnestly fighting for me! [04:16] Princess     Oh, my God, that's so sweet! [04:18] Princess     Melody's gonna get a cavity over here! [04:20] Princess     Youth is justice, y'know?! [04:24] Princess     But hang on, he might be a pain if     he's in one of those moody phases. [04:27] Princess     I do not want some kid who's     playing mobile games on his phone [04:29] Princess     the whole time I'm trying to talk to him! [04:30] Princess     And boys like that will always     be playing those games, [04:32] Princess     no matter where they go. [04:33] Princess     I don't even wanna imagine     him playing with a phone [04:35] Princess     while we're on a date at the theme park! [04:36] Princess     Just enjoy waiting with me in line, come on! [04:40] Princess     So, yeah, no punk kids who     don't get it, I think. SIGN    Today's Crystal [04:47] Trio     gd Men! [04:51] Yomi     My staff's shining again... [04:53] Alfa     Ready to get back to it? [04:55] Light     Hell yeah! [04:57] Yomi     Whoa, scary, scary... [04:59] Light     This is bad! It's making me queasy! [05:00] Yomi     This is scary. [05:01] Alfa     This guy has no bones. No bones. [05:03] Yomi     Wow... this is bad. [05:05] Yomi     Who moves like that? [05:06] Light     What was that? What was he even doing? [05:08] Alfa     I don't know, but the scenery is really     sorta... cool and pseudo-futuristic. [05:12] Yomi     Okay, I'll go. [05:13] Alfa     That was fast! [05:16] Yomi     "Aw, the girl who plays pink is so cute, [05:19] Yomi     she's got me weak in the knees!" [05:27] Light     He likes her that much...? [05:30] Alfa     The romance of superheroes, huh? [05:30] Yomi     Right. [05:32] Yomi     It happens. [05:32] Alfa     I bet that's complicated. [05:34] Yomi     Red and Pink... sometimes Yellow. [05:36] Light     You've got a point... [05:37] Light     There's just something about pink     that stokes the passion, y'know? [05:40] Yomi     The color? [05:41] Light     I love pink. [05:42] Alfa     Really? [05:43] Light     I want pink underwear. [05:47] Alfa     All right, moving along. [05:49] Alfa     I guess I'll go next. [05:52] Alfa     Ding ding ding da-ding, [05:54] Alfa     ding ding ding da-ding ding ding ding! [05:57] Alfa     Ding ding ding da-ding ding ding! [06:02] Yomi     That was terrible! Was that supposed     to be the radio calisthenics music? [06:05] Alfa     But you could tell what it was, couldn't you? [06:06] Yomi     I guess... [06:07] Yomi     It's the part with the— [06:08] Alfa     Y'know the part where you cross     your chest with your arms? [06:11] Alfa     So he tries to do that... [06:13] Alfa     and he can't, because he's too sloppy. [06:15] Light     Y'know, the thing is, [06:18] Light     this guy looks flexible enough     without having to do calisthenics. [06:22] Alfa     Good point. [06:24] Light     All right, I'll go. [06:24] Others     Okay. [06:29] Light     "Man, whenever I go out to drink with Green, [06:31] Light     we're throwing them back until morning..." [06:34] Light     "Speaking of green... [06:36] Light     the special train is about     to roll out of my mouth..." [06:42] Yomi     What does that even mean? [06:43] Alfa     Green... [06:43] Yomi     He's drunk and... [06:44] Light     See when he drinks with Green,     some green stuff comes out of his mouth. [06:46] Yomi     I see. [06:47] Light     Like those green train cars. [06:50] Alfa     Okay... [06:52] Alfa     I'm gonna do it. [06:53] Alfa     Here I go. [06:55] Alfa     "Oh, so it's gonna be a Kemono Friends     show starting tomorrow, huh?" [06:59] Alfa     "Man, I don't have to put up with this!" [07:01] Alfa     "Guess I better find a new job..." [07:06] Light     That's rough, buddy. [07:06] Yomi     Harsh. [07:08] Light     He's out of luck. [07:08] Yomi     That's how it is. [07:09] Alfa     Yeah, you can't take any kind     of employment for granted. [07:13] Light     Oh, man... [07:15] Yomi     Just saying that right     now makes my chest hurt. [07:18] Light     That explains why it's dusk... [07:20] Yomi     Yep. [07:21] Light     He finishes working, [07:22] Light     and they tell him they're gonna be     running a different event from now on... [07:26] Yomi     "Don't bother coming in tomorrow." [07:28] Yomi     So rough! [07:28] Light     He lost his job! [07:30] Yomi     Hey, it happens. SIGN    Preview [08:09] Cellfa     I am Alfa. [08:11] Yomi     Maybe he can beat Alfa without us! [08:14] Cellfa     Curses! If only I could absorb Yomi... [08:18] Yomi     Next time on gdmen Ball Z Kai: SIGN    Alfa on the Verge of Defeat! Light, Destroy Yomi! [08:21] Yomi     Alfa on the Verge of Defeat!     Light, Destroy Yomi! [08:25] Cellfa     Curses! Curses! [08:27] Alfa     Yeah, nothing like that's happening. 7 - Level 07: Competition! The Hottie Audition Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] 2     2:48 [00:43] Light     That chick who was working at that restaurant [00:45] Light     was totally into you, Yomi! [00:47] Yomi     Wait, the one before...? SIGN    Level 07: Competition! The Hottie Audition [00:50] Light     You were staring at her, too! [00:51] Light     Alfa, did you notice? [00:53] Alfa     Oh, crap! Oh, crap... [00:54] Alfa     It was in my back pocket earlier... [00:57] Yomi     Alfa? [00:58] Alfa     Don't think, feel, me... [01:00] Alfa     You can do it! [01:02] Light     What's gotten into you, man? [01:06] Alfa     This is it! [01:08] Yomi     Don't scare me like that! [01:10] Alfa     Well, y'know, I was hoping I could maybe... [01:13] Alfa     ask for your cooperation,     if that's all right, y'know? [01:18] Light     Seriously, what happened? [01:19] Alfa     I'm so sorry! I lost my wallet! [01:24] Yomi     Well, everybody makes mistakes. [01:28] Yomi     Sure, I will help you. [01:31] Light     Yomi is right. [01:33] Light     So, what do you need help with? [01:34] Alfa     You're both super pissed! [01:36] Alfa     I want the two of you to enter [01:39] Alfa     the Office gd sponsored Hottie Audition 2018! [01:42] Alfa     You'll win, and score the grand prize! [01:52] Light     My name is Light. SIGN    Office gd sponsored Hottie Audition 2018 SIGN    Special Gifts SIGN    Rankings [01:53] Sign     Good job, dorky middle-schooler [01:53] LIght     Your names are... [01:55] Light     Well, I guess it doesn't matter. [01:56] Light     I'm not interested in your names,     but your hearts, which I can't see. [01:58] Sign     Not bad. SIGN    I think I've heard his voice before. [02:01] Light     Did you think I'd seriously say that? [02:02] Sign     What fun! SIGN    Ahri Do Valanteer SIGN    Light [02:05] Alfa     Yes! Yes! Light? [02:07] Alfa     Keep it up! [02:08] Alfa     Come on, Yomi, take the     initiative and say something! SIGN    Don't look over here [02:11] Yomi     Um... Um... [02:13] Yomi     Hello. I'm Yomi. [02:16] Yomi     I... I... [02:18] Sign     Squee! <3 [02:19] Yomi     What can I do for you? [02:22] Sign     I sense darkness [02:23] Yomi     I... might not be much help now... [02:24] Sign     Is this a girl? An otokonoko? SIGN    Follow me on Twitter [02:27] Yomi     Maybe all I can do now is be here, [02:28] Sign     So cute! <3 [02:30] Yomi     when you're lonely... [02:31] Sign     Always stay by my side [02:33] Yomi     But one day... I'll do more. SIGN    A sweet shota? Oh my SIGN    Light SIGN    Yomi [02:40] Alfa     Yes, and now Yomi's bringing it! [02:42] Alfa     Light, time for some extra effects! [02:45] Light     Yesterday I dreamed about being on stage... [02:45] Signs     Saw this one already [02:46] Sign     Hottie~ <3 SIGN    Oh my, what a hot voice SIGN    Don't you dare stop! [02:48] Light     The lights were so bright, it was blinding, [02:49] Sign     Oh, I see, it's Sunday. [02:49] Sign     I like Hayato better. [02:50] Sign     Princess princess, princess? SIGN    I get the feeling this is gonna be [02:51] Light     and even I was feeling nervous. SIGN    Maaakino~ [02:52] Sign     I want to eat some tuna mayo. [02:54] Light     Right when I thought I     was going to freeze up, SIGN    Seems like he might have a complex about his buddy SIGN    God [02:56] Light     it felt like I could hear your voices. [02:58] Sign     Squee-------/// [02:59] Sign     I did not cross that line. [02:59] Light     You could say it helped me calm down...? [03:00] Sign     Is that a nice story? SIGN    I wuv you lots <3 SIGN    Just the tip [03:02] Sign     Are they ad-libbing this? [03:02] Light     Nah, it was trouble, because instead     it got my heart pounding even more! [03:03] Sign     It's Tsugutsugu! [03:04] Sign     Apparently he's Kirito SIGN    The guy from Anpanman?! SIGN    Rankings SIGN    Kou Hayato SIGN    Light [03:08] Alfa     Get a load of that! [03:09] Alfa     We're on the verge of taking the top spot! [03:12] Alfa     And now some extra effects for Yomi! [03:15] Signs     I saw this already. [03:15] Yomi     I went to a festival today... [03:16] Sign     I'll give you 300,000,000 yen. SIGN    gd bye now! [03:17] Sign     It's teatime! SIGN    Oh my! <3 [03:19] Yomi     The stands were really fun. [03:19] Sign     Bam bam! [03:20] Sign     Oh, cute! [03:20] Sign     You mad? [03:21] Yomi     But it was lonely without you all, SIGN    Is that Kio Asuno...? [03:23] Sign     I love you lots <3 [03:23] Sign     He'd be dead if this was Another [03:24] Sign     Enjoy! [03:25] Sign     Cute [03:26] Yomi     I think... SIGN    Squeeeeeeee/// [03:27] Yomi     It'd be nice if you could     wear a pretty yukata. [03:27] Sign     Yumotooo! SIGN    Get out! [03:31] Sign     (To** Ranbu) SIGN    Eek! [03:32] Sign     I sense darkness. [03:33] Yomi     You want me to pull your     obi?! I can't do that! SIGN    What a scary boy! SIGN    Cutie pie! [03:36] Sign     If you want to hit someone, hit me! [03:37] Sign     He's dazzling! [03:37] Sign     Is that a nice story? [03:38] Yomi     Gosh! SIGN    Kou Hayato SIGN    Light SIGN    Yomi [03:41] Alfa     This is happening! It's happening! [03:42] Alfa     We're gonna finish in first and second place! SIGN    Strip! [03:45] Alfa     You two, take some clothes off and     give them a little extra skin! [03:48] Light     Damn it, get a grip! Why the hell     would we take our clothes off?! [03:51] Yomi     That's right! We already helped a lot! [03:53] Alfa     You idiots! We've almost got     first and second place clinched! [03:55] Alfa     We've almost got the prize     money! Don't you get it?! [04:03] Alfa     Huh? [04:04] Alfa     Huh, huh, huh, really...? [04:07] Light     What now? Did you lose something else? [04:09] Alfa     Well, the thing is... [04:11] Alfa     I found my wallet! SIGN    Today's Princess [04:20] Trio     gd Men. [04:25] Princess     Is he late or what? How long are you     gonna keep me waiting, Mr. Hero? [04:29] Princess     Mr. Hero! Mr. Hero, are you listening? [04:32] Princess     Oh, of course not,     because you're not even there! [04:37] Princess     Where are you screwing around right now?! [04:41] Princess     If he's taking this long, I'm not even     sure it'll be a hero who shows up. [04:44] Princess     Think about it! [04:45] Princess     He's not hurrying at all! [04:46] Princess     Taking his sweet time! [04:47] Princess     What kind of hero takes his sweet time? [04:49] Princess     Like a train that stop at every station! [04:51] Princess     That's just a regular train, y'know? [04:52] Princess     In the end, it's just gonna be     like a train picking me up... SIGN    Alfa's Mysterious Shutdown [04:59] Trio     gd Men! [05:07] L     Man, there's nothing in here! [05:09] Y     Where're the Dragon Wings? [05:11] A     Oh, man! Oh, man! This is so great! [05:15] L     There's just a bunch of crappy paintings! [05:18] L     So the Dragon Wings that let us fly straight     to the Dark Lord aren't even here? [05:21] A     You dumbass! [05:23] L     Ow! [05:24] L     What the hell was that, old man?! [05:25] A     Do not call these crappy paintings! [05:27] A     That's nonsense! Absolute nonsense! [05:29] Y     What's gotten into you? [05:31] A     I totally love pop culture. [05:35] A     I totally love pop culture! [05:38] Y     Yeah? [05:38] A     That's my character. [05:39] L     Who cares?! And since when, ovah heah?! [05:41] A     What's with the Kansai accent, ovah heah?! [05:42] Y     You, too, Alfa. [05:43] L     We came all this way to look     at these weird paintings?! [05:45] A     I've never told you guys this before, [05:48] A     but I've been collecting the most     pop bits of culture I could find. [05:51] A     And this is the stuff that is the     most popping of the whole millennium! [05:53] A     Do you get it? [05:54] Yomi     It seems like you just     want to say "pop culture." [05:56] Light     Whoa, hold up. [05:57] Light     We don't have time to mess     around with your hobbies, man! [05:59] A     Aw, it's fine, Yagami! [06:01] L     Cry, scream, then die! [06:03] L     Wait, no, I'm just plain old Light! [06:05] A     I've been looking forward to enjoying     the combination of pop culture [06:09] A     and ukiyo-e that are on display here! [06:16] Y     Uh... what? [06:17] L     You sound weird, man. [06:18] A     Such deeply refined art... [06:21] A     Exquisite... [06:23] A     Enough to make my voice change,     and for me to lose my composure... [06:27] Light     Wow, what a hot voice! [06:29] A     The odd colors that come from brilliantly     combining eastern and western influences... [06:33] A     The exquisite result is enough...     to drive me mad. [06:36] L     The way he says "drive me mad"... Ohh! [06:39] A     It's maddening... [06:40] A     Maddening! [06:42] Y     Seriously, what's wrong with you? [06:44] L     This is bad, Yomi! [06:45] L     If he keeps up this pop culture trance, [06:47] L     his voice is going to get     too sexy for broadcast! [06:51] Yomi     What do you mean?! [06:52] A     Instead simply depicting it, SIGN    Guda [06:53] A     this one evokes the flowing, soft curves     of a woman's body with such ! [06:59] Alfa     Get me a bowl of ramen! I'm ready for ! [07:02] L     He's losing it! He's losing his mind! [07:04] Y*     Alfa's broken! [07:06] A     ******** urgh, ... [07:08] A     No... it's coming... [07:10] A**     from deep within me, ******* overflowing! [07:15] L     Here it comes! [07:16] A     Alfa **********! [07:25] Y     Alfa! [07:28] L     Seriously? [07:29] L     Alfa? Hey, Alfa! [07:31] Y     This is bad! There's no life     energy in Alfa anymore! [07:34] L     No way, man... [07:35] L     Alfa! Come on, snap out of it! [07:37] L     Alfa! Alfa! SIGN    Preview SIGN    Next Time on Mr. gdMatsu SIGN    Super Kiss etc. [08:21] Lightmatsu     Better make sure the preview is done right! [08:24] Lightmatsu     In the first segment next week...     it's finally happening! SIGN    See you next time!! [08:28] L     Not gonna happen! 8 - Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:43] Y     Alfa! SIGN    Previously on gdMen [00:43] Light     Previously on gd Men. [00:46] L     Seriously? [00:47] L     Alfa? Hey, Alfa! [00:49] Y     This is bad! There's no life     energy in Alfa anymore! [00:52] L     No way, man... [00:53] L     Alfa! Come on, snap out of it! [00:55] L     Alfa! Alfa! SIGN    Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde" [01:03] L     Damn it! Take this! [01:06] Y     I'm running low on MP! What do we do, Light?! [01:10] L     There's nothing else we can do! [01:12] L     We can't leave until we beat this     thing and get that magic book! [01:17] Y     The magic book that can revive Alfa after     his emergency shutdown, Straht'ehgee Gyde? [01:22] L     Right! So don't give up! [01:26] Y     Light! [01:27] L     We're rescuing our buddy with the sexy voice! [01:35] L     Take that you piece of crap!     How you like that, dirty bastard?! [01:42] Y     Let's revive him, quick! [01:47] L     Okay... there is a way to revive     him in the Straht'ehgee Gyde. [01:51] L     I guess we'll start with the     author's foreword. Let's see... [01:56] Y     Really?! [01:57] L     "If you've purchased this book, [01:59] L     I'm sure the struggles of society     have got you anxious about life." [02:02] Y     Wow, talk about realistic. [02:03] L     Yeah. [02:05] L     Let's see... [02:05] L     "The name of your comrade who stopped     functioning the other day is Alfa." [02:11] Y     It knows that? [02:13] L     Oh, yeah, it was Alfa! [02:15] L     I didn't recognize him with the sexy voice. [02:19] Y     Who cares about that?!     Find out how to revive him already! [02:22] L     Man, shut up! I already know that. [02:23] L     Reviving him, huh? [02:25] L     Let's see... oh, here we go! [02:28] Y     What's it say? [02:29] L     "He must receive a kiss from     one of his traveling friends." [02:33] L     That's simpler than I figured. [02:35] Y     A kiss from a friend? [02:37] L     There you go. Get on it. [02:39] L     Go on, there's no time to waste.     Get with the mouth to mouth. [02:42] Y     Why me?! Couldn't you do it, too, Light? [02:45] L     I'm not his friend, though. [02:47] Y     What the heck?! [02:48] Y     Then let's make it fair and square     with rock-paper-scissors! [02:51] L     Rock-paper-scissors? [02:52] L     Man, fine, we're running out     of time, let's get a move on. [02:55] L     By the way, I'm gonna throw scissors first. [02:56] Y     Hey, cut that out! [02:58] L     Here we go, rock, paper... [02:59] Both     ...scissors! [03:02] Y     No way... [03:04] L     They say reality is stranger     than fiction, y'know. [03:06] L     You lost. Get to it. [03:09] Y     No. [03:10] Y     I actually don't want to. [03:11] L     Damn it! You wanna leave one     of our comrades for dead?! [03:16] L     Y'know, I wanted to do it,     but I won at rock-paper-scissors! [03:21] L     Can't you understand how     frustrated I must feel?! [03:23] Y     Fine... I get it. [03:26] L     Good! Now, go hog wild down there. [03:30] Y     It's to... save Alfa, so... [03:41] L     Eek! [03:51] A     What's gotten into you, boy?! [03:52] L     So, so like, how's it feel? [03:54] L     How's it feel? [03:55] L     Were your lips touching? [03:56] L     I bet they were! [03:57] L     Was that your first kiss? [03:59] Y     Oh, shut up! SIGN    Today's Princess [04:04] Trio     gd Men... [04:10] Melody     Hero's not here. Still not here, today. [04:12] Melody     I'm getting tired of this cell. [04:14] Melody     I'm hitting the limit.. [04:16] Melody     I got nothing to do... whatum gonna do? [04:20] Melody     "Whatum gonna do"! It's like I'm going crazy! [04:27] Melody     Seriously, is there anything to do? [04:29] Melody     There's nothing in here!     All I see are these stupid stones! [04:32] Melody     Oh, is this stone heart shaped? [04:35] Melody     Oh, wow, how cute! [04:37] Melody     This one is kind of like a bear! [04:39] Melody     Wow, looking for shapes in the     stones might be crazy fun! [04:43] Melody     Or I'm just crazy bored! [04:44] Melody     Oh, this one is super cute! [04:47] Melody     It's like the Abenobashi Terminal Building!     They look so much alike! [04:52] Melody     Because it's just a long rectangle?! [04:54] Melody     What am I doing?! SIGN    Today's Crystal [04:59] Trio     gd Men. [05:05] Y     Oh, it's glowing. [05:06] L     I've been waiting for this! [05:07] A     Someone sounds confident. [05:12] Y     That's gross... [05:13] L     Ew... [05:14] L     He's just in his underpants. [05:16] A     Just the underpants! Just the underpants. [05:17] L     Just the underpants. [05:18] Y     Just the underpants.     Mr. Just The Underpants. [05:19] L     Mr. Just the underpants? [05:20] L     Chief Just the underpants.. [05:21] L     Ew! [05:22] A     Something about the way he moves     is disturbingly realistic... [05:26] L     I see... [05:28] Y     I wish he wouldn't raise his leg like that. [05:28] A     Couldn't he put a robe on...? [05:31] Y     Makes you think you're     gonna see... something. [05:33] A     People like this tend to want to show off. [05:34] Y     Seriously? [05:35] A     We're doing this again... What to do? [05:38] A     Okay, I'll go first. [05:40] L     Go for it. [05:41] A     I'll do it but I think I     might get in trouble... [05:42] ---     Good luck. [05:44] A     Lalalala, lalalala, *******     to the ****** **** Park! [05:51] A     Lalalala, lalalala! [05:54] A     I wonder when they're going to call     me to be on Kedamono Friends... [05:59] Y     They're not going to! [06:01] A     I bet they would, if it was     Kedamono Friends instead! [06:04] A     Considering how much rhythm he has,     he'd get to be in the opening, I bet. [06:07] Y     I guess he was moving smoothly. [06:08] A     That's right. [06:10] A     Yep. [06:12] L     This is bad... we're in so much trouble... [06:15] A     Like I care! [06:18] L     Okay, me! [06:18] A     Right, good luck! [06:21] L     La dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah, [06:25] L     la dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah, [06:29] L     la dah dee—     What are you looking at, Mr. Hero?! [06:36] Y     Who? Who? Who was that? [06:37] A     I think he doesn't get the reference. [06:39] L     You don't?! [06:42] L     You didn't watch Guru Guru?! [06:43] A     There it is! [06:43] Y     I see! [06:46] A     There it is. [06:47] Y     Makes sense now, yeah. [06:47] L     It's like Old Man North North. [06:49] A     When you actually put it that     way, I can see the resemblance. [06:52] A     Old Man North North? [06:52] L     He doesn't actually resemble him! [06:53] A     Oh, no? [06:59] Y     Okay! [07:01] L     Yomi? [07:02] Y     I'll go now. [07:05] Y     This summer, a new brand of air     conditioner is going on sale! [07:08] Y     Feel the moist, warm air flow from     a single underpants-clad crotch! [07:16] Y     ...I guess I finished that too soon. [07:19] A     That was the only thing     they had to advertise. SIGN    Preview [08:02] A     Yomi-kun, can you translate     "kiss me" into Japanese? [08:04] Y     Isn't it just "kiss me"? [08:07] A     That's what I thought. [08:08] A     I overheard Light-senpai     saying "kiss me" just now. [08:12] Y     Huh?! Who did he say "kiss me" to? [08:14] L     Both of you, your pronunciation     is horrible! It's "kiss me." [08:17] A     Light-san! [08:18] A     Next episode, "The gdmotive of a Twist!" SIGN    The gdmotive of a Twist! SIGN    Kiss me. SIGN    Kiss me. SIGN    Kiss me. SIGN    Perfect body. SIGN    Perfect body. [08:28] Yomi     That is obviously not happening. 9 - Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island! SIGN    Welcome to     Dream Island! SIGN    Winners SIGN    get one million gold!! [00:50] Light     Gulp... [00:56] Trio     Sounds good! [00:57] L     Alfa, you know what to do, right? [00:59] A     But of course! This program     ought to be able to get it open! [01:02] A     Loading data! [01:08] L     So this is it?! SIGN    Dream Island [01:12] MC     Our first attraction is     the Basket Merry-Go-Round SIGN    Basket Merry-Go-Round [01:17] MC     Landing balls in the baskets     will score you points. [01:22] L     We have to sink shots into Underpants     Only's basket, right? Piece of cake! [01:25] A     All right, throw! [01:31] Y     Got it! [01:32] L     Toss! [01:33] L     Receive! [01:35] L     Attack! [01:37] A     All right! Smooth sailing. [01:40] MC     Level two: Auto Pilot. [01:43] L     They're moving! [01:45] Y     Hey! Stop! [01:48] Y     Wait! [01:51] A     Hold it right there, Underpants Only! [01:53] Y     Got him, got him, got him! [01:55] Y     Nice one, Alfa! [01:57] MC     Speeding up. Speeding up! [02:02] L     For real?! [02:06] A     Underpants Only is in trouble! [02:07] Y     If he falls over, the balls will fall out! [02:09] A     Protect him! [02:18] Trio     Underpants Only! SIGN    1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt SIGN    1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt SIGN    2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt SIGN    3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt SIGN    4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt SIGN    5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt SIGN    6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt SIGN    7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt 10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt SIGN    8. Team Fusako - 763pt     9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt     10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt     11. Team gd Men - 0pt SIGN    Fairy Tale Zone [02:29] N     Fairy Tale Zone. [02:30] N     Welcome to the world of Dream Island! [02:34] L     This seems totally different from before. [02:36] Y     Yeah, it's exciting! [02:40] Y     Look over there! How cute. [02:42] A     Yeah. Something relaxing about it... [02:44] A     Wait, that guy on the end! [02:46] A     Don't force yourself, man! [02:50] L     Someone's controlling them?! [02:51] Y     He's the mastermind! [02:54] A     And now I feel depressed. [03:00] N     The Shooting Zone. SIGN    The Shooting Zone [03:02] N     You score points by shooting bad guys! [03:05] L     I've done something like this before! [03:07] Y     You get more points for how     bad the person is, right? [03:10] A     Pardon me. [03:13] [SONG] Sign     Defeated a robber.     1 point. [03:15] A     One point for shooting a robber?! [03:17] L     You're not gonna score going     after the obvious targets! [03:19] L     It's this guy! [03:21] [SONG] Sign     Defeated customer at the register (who is threatening the clerk)     5 Points. [03:22] L     That's all I get even when     he's threatening the clerk?! [03:24] Y     There! [03:27] L     Whoa! [03:27] [SONG] Sign     Defeated a co-worker who won't shut up about adding him to your Line friends.     100 points. [03:28] Y     Nobody likes it when you won't shut     up about being added on Line! SIGN    Bonus Time [03:33] N     Bonus Time. [03:35] N     Many bad guys will appear,     so please defeat them. SIGN    Bonus Time [03:38] Y     Come on, let's rack up some points     and go for the high score! [03:41] Light     There! [03:44] [SONG] Sign     Defeated the guy screwing around in the cooler.     100 points. [03:44] L     No screwing around in the cooler! [03:48] A     Gotcha! [03:50] [SONG] Sign     Defeated a customer who opened a sealed magazine.     5 points. [03:52] A     I mean, that's just bad manners. [03:56] L     We can get the high score! [03:57] L     Yomi, bring it home! [03:58] A     I'm sure the boy can make it happen! [04:04] L     I wanna be a hero with a girlfriend! [04:06] A     I want cheesy romance every day! [04:08] Y     Cake! [04:14] Y     No loitering outside the store! [04:14] [SONG] Sign     Defeated the punks who were loitering outside the store.     2000 points. [04:17] Trio     Well?! SIGN    1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt     2. Team gd Men - 3234pt     3. Team Morikun - 3054pt [04:24] L     Y-you... [04:26] L     Underpants Only! [04:29] L     Huh?! [04:30] N     Defeated the owner of the convenience store [04:30] [SONG] Sign     Defeated the owner of the convenience store who works his employees     to the bone while refusing to increase their wages.     10,000 points. [04:31] N     who works his employees to the bone     while refusing to increase their wages. [04:35] N     Ten thousand points. SIGN    1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt     2. Team gd Men - 3234pt     3. Team Morikun - 3054pt SIGN    1. Team gd Men - 13234pt     2. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt     3. Team Morikun - 3054pt [04:36] Y     Yes! [04:37] Trio     All right! [04:42] A     We even got a prize! [04:45] L     Yeah! A magic key, right? [04:47] L     Hope we get to use it someday! [04:49] Y     You two did great this time! [04:51] L     I knew I could count on you two, too! [04:56] A     Hey. Hey! [04:58] A     I'm included when you say that, right? [04:59] A     Right?! [05:00] A     You're not gonna form a new     party without me, are you?! SIGN    Today's Princess [05:08] Trio     gd Men. [05:13] Mel     I am finished being a girl who     simply waits for the hero. [05:17] Mel     Yes... [05:19] Mel     I have decided to confront my own existence. [05:23] Mel     The most sublime form of     wasting time... philosophy. [05:28] Mel     This princess has become a philosopher. [05:32] Mel     As I sit here, upon and a part of the Earth, [05:34] Mel     a door opens to my own inner universe. [05:37] Mel     But what is the universe? What is it really? [05:39] Mel     Where is beyond the universe? [05:41] Mel     If everything that exists     is part of the universe, [05:43] Mel     wouldn't anything that exists     outside of it not be the universe? [05:46] Mel     What... is the world? [05:49] Mel     What is the universe, where am I? What am I?! [05:54] Mel     I'm scared! Thinking about it is scary! [05:57] Mel     No more! SIGN    Today's Crystal SIGN    Illustration_ZZ ZZZ-san [06:02] Trio     gd Men! [06:07] Y     It's not glowing today... [06:09] L     Three, two, one, go! [06:12] A     Are you psychic?! [06:17] Y     Whoa. [06:17] A     Man! [06:19] A     This is kinda... [06:21] Y     The eyes are kinda vacant... [06:23] L     Not to mention the way he     moves is... eerily sexy? [06:27] Y     Okay, I'll go! [06:31] L     That was fast. [06:34] Y     If you want to touch the right side     of my chest, form a line over here! [06:37] Y     If you watch to touch the left, over here! [06:39] Y     Now, which will it be? [06:43] L     That's really what it looks like... [06:46] L     Oh, man! [06:48] Y     Like, you have to touch one! [06:51] A     So it's like a penalty? [06:53] A     Okay, I'll go. [06:55] L     Go for it. [06:56] A     Here I go! [07:00] A     He is in charge of the western wing, [07:02] A     and over here, the manager     of the eastern wing. [07:05] A     I, on the other hand,     am just passing through. [07:10] Y     For someone who's just passing     through he's kinda... intense? [07:12] Y     Has a really strong presence? [07:14] L     You're telling me! [07:16] Y     Way too much. [07:17] A     Maybe those are formal clothes     from his home country. [07:21] L     I've got one! [07:22] L     That one helped me figure it out. [07:23] A     Yeah? [07:25] L     It's kinda old fashioned, though. [07:26] A     Okay. Those are the best. [07:28] L     Did you drop the monk on the right? [07:32] L     Or the one on the left? [07:34] L     Who cares? Hold me! [07:38] Y     Oh, man! [07:41] Y     Oh, man.... [07:42] Y     I guess no one cares, then? [07:44] L     Not in the end! SIGN    Preview [08:24] Y     It's such a waste to go to sleep. SIGN    Next... GD-Project ~ Normal Edition * Episode 10 ~ [08:26] Y     Can I squeeze you? [08:27] A     Yeah, nothing like that's happening. 10 - The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Level 10: The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle [00:49] Y     Sure is impressive, huh? [00:51] Y     You think the demon lord is really strong? [00:57] Y     But we came all the way here together. [01:00] Y     We have to have faith, right? [01:04] Y     And the princess is waiting. [01:07] L     I'm really excited! [01:08] Y     Hey, you can't say that! [01:11] A     I'm lookin' forward to seeing     what kinda guys are in there! [01:14] Y     You say that, but you're not     even trying to go inside. [01:21] Y     Hey. You're backing up! Clearly! [01:26] ---     I'm really excited! [01:28] ---     I'm positive that's a lie! [01:29] A     Hey, it's not that I'm chicken, [01:33] A     I'm trying to give you youngsters     a rare experience, as an adult! [01:37] L     That's right! Do you understand, Yomi-kun? [01:40] Y     That's a total lie! [01:41] Y     And you're a kid, too, Light! [01:43] ---     You knucklehead! Once you're a dippy     middle schooler, you count as an adult! [01:47] ---     Isn't that right, Alfa-san? [01:48] L     No, you're a kid. [01:50] L     You've probably never even     been to a girls' bar. [01:52] L     You're not mature at all! [01:55] Y     Whatever, can we just do this thing?! [01:58] Y     Since we're here! [02:00] L     Right, since we're here!     We don't want to waste the opportunity! [02:03] A     That's right! Since we're here!     Timing is important, y'know? [02:07] A     I'm telling you, we're not trying to make     a positive out of this waste of time! [02:11] Y     I'm positive that's a lie! [02:12] A     It's not like we're hanging out     with our buddies over the weekend [02:15] A     trying to make the best of it to     see who gets to be most popular! [02:18] A     So when we try to record a     video we get super embarrassed. [02:20] A     It's not that we're getting     super embarrassed! [02:22] Y     Yes, it is! That's exactly what it is! [02:26] A     When you grow up, [02:27] A     you meet up with your buddies and     start talking about your own company! [02:30] A     And yet, ultimately you end up     giving up! It's not that, either! [02:34] A     What, then? Are you trying to gather     more information first or something? [02:39] A     That's right! [02:40] A     We lack information!     What we do have is courage! [02:44] L     Ditto! [02:45] L     What we need is info!     We have plenty of courage! [02:48] A     Yes! And I'm pretty sure     the information's over there! [02:51] L     Sure enough! [02:52] Y     I do not want to be this kind of an adult... [02:55] L     Come on, let's go. SIGN    Today's princess SIGN    Illustration by Yamada Kagura-san [02:59] Trio     gd Men... [03:06] Melody     I finally understand... [03:09] Melody     I am the universe itself. [03:12] Melody     So I have to go into the universe myself! [03:16] Melody     Stupid hero! [03:19] Melody     I can sense the cosmo! [03:22] Melody     But the thing is... I'm sorta locked in here. [03:26] Melody     They've got some nerve,     locking me, the universe, in here! [03:30] ---     Huh? Huh?! Huh?! [03:35] Melody     The lock... is open?! [03:39] Melody     I can... get out?! [03:41] Melody     Then I can see the hero?! [03:44] ---     Hooray! [03:46] Melody     All the tension is gone?! [03:48] Melody     Oh, my God! What the heck?! SIGN    Illustration by Imada Emi-san SIGN    Today's Crystal! [03:55] Trio     gd Men! [04:00] L     I'm starting to look forward to this! [04:01] L     It's honestly the part I'm looking     forward to the most... or not at all. [04:08] A     Who? [04:09] Y     Who is this? [04:10] Y     I'm not sure, but... [04:11] Y     She's cute, though. [04:13] Y     This is just a hunch... [04:15] Y     but I feel like this is your kind of thing. [04:17] Y     Seriously? Then I'll go first, then. I'll go first. [04:22] Y     Now then, let's fast-forward     the footage of her sleeping last night. [04:28] A     You really do enjoy these sorta... [04:31] A     ...narration deals. [04:32] L     He does. [04:34] ---     I see. [04:34] A     What should I do? [04:38] A     Okay, I guess I'll go next. [04:39] Y     Right. [04:40] A     Okay, Alfa, going up next. [04:42] A     Oh! Oh, no! Mom's coming in, [04:44] A     the best way to conceal the dirty     book underneath my bed is... [04:47] A     This. [04:49] A     You get it? [04:50] L     "This?" [04:51] ---     This? [04:52] L     Is that even hiding anything? [04:55] Y     The idea is you move at that     speed so they don't see it. [04:58] L     Okay, me next. [05:00] A     Counting on you. [05:02] L     Ah, the vibrator is on,     the vibrator's on. [05:05] L     Someone'll see me!     This is bad, this is so bad! [05:10] A     That's so crass! [05:11] ---     Crass? [05:12] L     What? What's so crass? [05:13] L     What do you mean, crass? [05:14] ---     What do you mean, vibrator? [05:15] L     Well y'know, the bed is going brrrrrr... [05:20] A     It is? [05:20] Y     The bed is shaking, like an attraction. [05:21] ---     Like a massage. [05:21] ---     There isn't anything inside, or anything. [05:23] L     Yes, okay! [05:26] Y     Don't just make the decisions! [05:26] Y     Who made you the director? [05:31] L     Is this a prison cell? [05:33] A     Hey, it's the girl from before. [05:36] A     She's yelling about something. [05:37] A     Hey, she's pretty cute. [05:38] L     True... [05:40] A     Dude, she's cuter than I thought. [05:41] ---     She is. [05:43] ---     I think it'd be a good idea     to incorporate that somehow. [05:45] Y     In that case, Alfa-san, go ahead. [05:50] A     It's a little cliche, but I'll go ahead, then. [05:52] ---     Okay. [05:54] A     Arrgh, I'm so bored! [05:59] A     Maybe I set my fee a little too high... [06:05] ---     I see... [06:06] L     Is that the kinda shop this is?! [06:08] L     I dunno what kinda shop it is,     but it does have fees, so... [06:13] ---     Seriously? [06:13] Y     Oh, maybe they're maids! [06:16] A     I thought for sure that Light would've     been the first one to go for that! [06:20] A     I guess not! [06:22] ---     I considered it... [06:24] ---     But... [06:24] Y     So you did consider it. [06:25] L     But he beat me to it, so let's just go! [06:28] ---     Really? [06:33] L     I'm gonna poop myself! [06:35] L     But it was just a fart, so I guess it's fine! [06:42] y     Nice. That's a good one. [06:44] A     But does that even happen? [06:46] A     The reverse usually happens... [06:49] A     Like when you're gonna fart,     but something more comes out. [06:51] A     I mean, it hasn't happened to me, but... [06:53] Y     But Alfa-san, you're already an adult! [06:55] A     No, no, it was a friend of a friend! [06:55] Y     You poop yourself?! [06:58] Y     You're totally talking about yourself. [06:59] A     But I'm pretty sure the opposite doesn't really happen. [07:04] A     Let's have Yomi bring it     in clean for the end... [07:09] Y     Okay, here I go... [07:11] A     Okay. [07:13] Y     Your... name is... [07:19] Y     Our bodies aren't switching at all. [07:24] L     Is that it?! [07:25] L     I was wondering what you were going for. [07:28] L     But it'd be fun to swap bodies     with a girl that cute, right. [07:31] Y     True. [07:32] l     Well, first you grab them... [07:32] l     Fun? [07:33] Y     First you grab 'em. [07:35] Y     Grab what? [07:35] Y     Boobs. [07:37] Y     What? Grab boobs? [07:38] Y     I mean, that's what he did in the movie. [07:41] L     Huh? [07:42] Y     Huh? He did? [07:43] L     When they switched, that was     the first thing that happened. SIGN    Preview SIGN    More gdmaru next week! [08:28] L     Not gonna happen! 11 - Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Raise up the Demon Lord Along With the Melody [00:51] Blue     What's that supposed to mean? SIGN    Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There [00:52] Yellow     Oh, that. [00:54] Yellow     Apparently, if you praise the     Demon Lord, the door will open. [00:58] Red     Wait, we're supposed to     praise the Demon Lord? [00:59] Yellow     Yeah. [01:01] Red     Oh... Okay. [01:02] Yellow     Yeah. [01:05] Red     The Demon Lord is super,     super, super, superior. [01:10] Blue     It's not opening. [01:11] Red     Seriously? [01:13] Yellow     I'm sort of copying Light's, but.. [01:19] Yellow     Your pnis is very, very splendid. [01:22] Red     You're not supposed to laugh. [01:23] Blue     Can you say that? [01:26] Blue     That's not going to open it. [01:28] Yellow     Maybe I should've said how big it was. [01:30] Red     Seriously? [01:32] ---     'Kay, I'm going! [01:35] Red     Alfa, you see, is actually a dck. [01:39] Yellow     Why did you just insult me? [01:40] Blue     That's got nothing to do with anything! [01:43] yellow     I'm an AI robot so I'm definitely not     lacking down there. Don't mess with me. [01:46] Red     You're not? [01:47] Yellow     Of course not! [01:48] Red     How many centimeters? [01:50] Yellow     Next. [01:50] Blue     Okay, here I go. [01:54] Blue     Happy trails...     You're so bushy down there. [02:00] Red     Is that considered a compliment? [02:02] Blue     Yeah, totally. [02:03] Yellow     Oh, yeah. [02:04] Yellow     I forgot I took the magic key     the other day. Tee-hee my bad. [02:09] Both     Hey! [02:10] Red     Hey, you... you... [02:11] Yellow     Okay, well, let's go. [02:15] Blue     Ready, and... [02:17] All     Hup! [02:24] Red     Hey, wait a sec. [02:26] Red     There's some kind of character over there! [02:27] Red     Is that the Demon Lord? [02:28] Blue     You're right. Huh? [02:30] Blue     Isn't that the person who showed up     in the crystal ball the other day? [02:33] Yellow     That must be the Demon Lord... [02:35] Yellow     Or actually a background character     that didn't escape in time. [02:38] Red     She's surprisingly cute. [02:39] Blue     Really? Isn't that the princess? [02:42] Red     Yomi! This is a game where you're     supposed to save the princess. [02:44] Red     There'd be a lot of questions     if we just opened the gate [02:46] Red     and the princess just happened     to be standing there. [02:48] Pink     Hey, hold it! [02:50] Pink     Who was it? Who was it? [02:55] Red     Sorry, what? [02:56] Yellow     You're not a background character? [02:58] Pink     Of course not. Can't you     tell just by looking at me? [03:01] Pink     I'm Princess Melody! [03:03] Blue     See? I told you. [03:05] Red     Hey, Alfa, is this really the princess? [03:08] Yellow     Um... Uh... [03:11] Yellow     No idea. [03:13] Blue     You don't know? [03:14] Yellow     My memory's been deleted... or something. [03:18] Pink     Are you the AI robot that Papa sent for me? [03:21] Red     Yup! That's him! [03:23] Blue     So you are the princess. [03:24] Blue     But why don't you know each other? [03:26] Pink     Huh? Isn't that obvious? [03:27] Yellow     U-Um, Princess... [03:29] Pink     Well, there're like 500 of these back home. [03:32] Both     What?! [03:36] (Flashback) Pink     There're like 500... There're like 500... [03:39] (Flashback) Pink     There're like 500... There're like 500... [03:43] Yellow     Please stahp! [03:46] Red     You're the background character! [03:48] Blue     There's that many of you? [03:50] Red     Do you guys call each other like     Oso-al, Cho-al, Jyushi-al? [03:53] Pink     I think he's more of a Todo-al. [03:54] Yellow     Stop! Please! [03:58] Pink     So hilarious! [04:02] Pink     Who the hell cares?! [04:05] Pink     Do you have any idea how long I've     been waiting? You're so useless! [04:08] Red     Useless? [04:08] Pink     My heart's not going pitter-patter     at all. Total fail. Epic fail. [04:12] Red     Crap she's using some normie language. [04:14] Yellow     Regardless of how you may feel,     the King is waiting for you. [04:17] Yellow     Let us go back to the mansion. [04:18] Pink     Good idea. Yeah, I'll go back.     Yeah, I'll do that. [04:22] Three     Huh? [04:24] Pink     Okay, start over from the beginning. [04:25] Pink     You have to know how to make a     girl's heart go pitter-patter. [04:28] Pink     First impressions are the most important     in date situations like this. [04:30] Pink     Not to mention, having the girl arrive and     have to wait is totally out of the question. [04:33] Yellow     Uh, Princess? You're going over there?     You're going back that way? [04:36] Blue     This is a date? [04:37] Red     Have you ever been on one? [04:38] Blue     Not sure. What about you? [04:40] Red     I'm pretty sure. At least, I'm pretty sure... [04:41] Red     I haven't. [04:42] Pink     Make my heart flutter next time. Kthxbye! [04:45] Yellow     Uh, Princess? Princess! [04:47] Yellow     Please wait! [04:50] Both     No way! [04:52] Yellow     And there you have it. All right.     Let's go raise our levels! [04:56] Both     Like hell! SIGN    Today's Princess [04:57] [SONG] Cap     So tired... SIGN    Illustration by_Kinoshita Takae SIGN    gd Men [05:00] All     gd Men. [05:03] Pink     Before I knew it, I've returned to my cell... [05:07] Pink     But I'm not going to give up! [05:09] Pink     I'm sure that next time a guy who'll     make my heart explode will save me! [05:14] Pink     Wait, they're coming to save     me, but I'm going to die? [05:18] Pink     No way! SIGN    Final Episode Speculation Contest SIGN    Illustration_ Saneyuki-san [05:23] All     gd Men! [05:26] Yellow     Mission complete! Good work, you two. [05:31] Red     Yeah! Good work!     Wait, is this how it's supposed to end? [05:35] Blue     Yeah! We have a whole episode left! [05:38] Yellow     Then why don't we [05:39] Yellow     do a final episode speculation contest     with the time we have left over? [05:43] Red     Yes! Yes! I'm coming! [05:45] Blue     Yeah, that sounds fun. [05:47] Yellow     So what should we do for the final episode? [05:49] Blue     You know... That princess,     was like really scary, right? [05:53] Both     Yeah. [05:54] Blue     And she, like, went back to     the Demon Lord's castle. [05:57] Yellow     Yeah, she did. [05:58] Blue     Maybe she's the Demon Lord. [06:01] Red     I see. [06:02] Red     The old bait and switch! [06:03] Yellow     She first acted like the Demon Lord     that acted like a background character, [06:05] Yellow     but was actually the Demon Lord after all. [06:06] Blue     Yeah, exactly, and not the princess. [06:09] Red     That's actually possible. [06:10] Blue     Plausible, right? [06:12] Yellow     Not to mention, she basically     ripped out my heart, [06:15] Yellow     so should we off her? [06:17] Red     Off her? [06:18] Yellow     Want to off the princess?     No, I mean, the Demon Lord? [06:20] Blue     Yeah, but the thing is...     we're only speculating here. [06:24] Blue     For the final episode. [06:25] Yellow     I guess that's a possibility, [06:27] Yellow     and while we're at it... [06:30] Yellow     Don't you guys want a second season? [06:32] Blue     You mean we'll keep going? [06:32] Red     You're bringing that up now? [06:34] Yellow     We can go on another journey, [06:36] Yellow     and have this one end like,     "Their journey still continues." [06:39] Blue     So there's no closure? [06:40] Yellow     Yeah, because if there's     closure, it'll all be over. [06:41] Blue     Like, "Our journey has only just begun," SIGN    Our journey... SIGN    ...has only just begun! [06:45] Blue     and then we get canceled? [06:46] Yellow     We'll only make it look     like we got canceled... [06:48] Blue     And then, to be continued? [06:49] Yellow     Right. And we'll have the     princess pop up and say, [06:52] Yellow     “Save me, damn it!     There's a second season!” [06:53] Blue     Oh, so she's just gonna say it? [06:54] Yellow     Yeah, totally. [06:55] Yellow     I'll make her say it. [06:56] Red     We'll make it look like we're     leveling up and then just go back. [07:00] Yellow     Yeah. [07:01] Red     That sounds like something     from "Guru Guru." [07:03] Yellow     You really love "Guru Guru." [07:04] Red     I love it. [07:05] Yellow     And also... I might be praising     myself a bit, but... [07:08] Yellow     You know how she said I was just one of 500? [07:14] Yellow     That's got me down a bit, you see. [07:16] Yellow     And then, everyone will tell me it's okay, [07:20] Yellow     and then I'll have a revelation     that I'm okay the way I am. [07:22] Yellow     And then, bam! The sky fills the screen     and everyone is clapping, like, [07:27] Yellow     "Congrats!" "Congrats!" "So happy!" "Bless!" [07:30] Yellow     Something like that. [07:33] Blue     I see. [07:34] Yellow     So, yeah, that. [07:36] Blue     That? [07:37] Yellow     Thank you to my friends,     goodbye to the princess. [07:40] Yellow     And to all of our viewers... [07:43] Two     Congratulations. [07:43] Red     Thanks. [07:44] Red     Oh, I messed up. [07:45] Red     It's a mess! SIGN    Preview [08:23] Yellow     gd Men. Come back again.     It's all for love. [08:28] Blue     Nah. 12 - Level 12: Until We Meet Again Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:35] Yellow     Now, then... [00:36] Yellow     The way home is exactly     what I explained earlier. SIGN    Level 12: Until We Meet Again [00:39] Yellow     Be careful getting home, you two. [00:42] Red     Yes, sir! [00:42] Red     It'll be an adventure until I get home! [00:45] Blue     Don't forget we all need     to play Beast Hunter. [00:48] Yellow     Yeah, it's a promise. [00:50] Blue     Are you going back to the king, Alfa? [00:53] Yellow     Yeah. I can't really leave his side, so... [01:01] Red     It was a lot of fun, Alfa! [01:03] Blue     We were an awesome party! [01:07] Yellow     Light, Yomi... [01:10] Yellow     Let us meet again. [01:14] Ram     Chirp, chirp, tick, tick, tick. [01:17] Blue     So, as soon as we go through     this door, we'll be back home. [01:20] Red     We're gonna be stripped naked again. [01:23] Blue     What the heck's the point in that?     Seems pretty useless. [01:26] Ram     Light and Yomi, are you ready? [01:29] Both     Yup. [01:30] Ram     Excellent. I will now open the door. [01:37] Light     I wonder if Light got back to the king. [01:41] Ram     Alfa 202 is having his memory deleted, [01:43] Ram     so he can prepare for his next mission. [01:47] Both     Huh?! [01:51] Rem     Alfa 202, we will now delete your memory [01:56] Rem     and install software needed     for your next mission. [02:00] Yellow     I just have one request. [02:03] Yellow     Could I keep my memories of my last party? [02:08] Rem     Special requests will not be accepted. [02:10] Rem     Is there anything else? [02:13] Blue     Alfa 202 is the Alfa we know, right? [02:17] Blue     His memory's going to be erased? Wait! [02:21] Ram     Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. [02:24] Red     Hey! Answer us! Hey! [02:26] Blue     Light, let's go stop him! [02:28] Red     Yeah! [02:30] Yellow     Because they are the King's orders,     I will accept without resisting. [02:40] Yellow     Light, Yomi, I'm sorry. [02:45] Yellow     I won't be able to play the     game with you guys after all. [02:54] Red     They can't be serious about     him forgetting everything! [02:57] Blue     No way! I don't want that to happen! [03:05] Red     Hey, Alfa! [03:07] Iyami     Yesh? [03:08] Blue     Alfa! [03:09] Conan     You dummy. [03:12] Red     Where are you, Alfa?! [03:13] Alfa     Want you! [03:14] Alfa     You idiot! [03:15] Alfa     Do you have any balls?! [03:17] Alfa     Overwhelming! [03:18] Alfa     If you want to become stronger, take this! [03:20] Blue     Alfa! [03:23] Right     You mad? [03:24] Left     Nope. [03:28] Blue     Over there! [03:30] Red     Hot guy voice! [03:32] Yellow     Okay, pay attention. [03:33] Yellow     We're going to level you up. [03:36] Yellow     Right now, your levels are just... [03:38] Red     You know who we are, right? [03:42] Yellow     It's still way too early     to save the princess. [03:44] Blue     Hey, look at us! [03:47] Red     Why? [03:49] Red     Why... [03:51] Red     Why... [03:52] Red     did you have to have your memory erased?! [03:58] Blue     I'd finally made another friend... [04:06] Yellow     You guys need to toughen up at least     to the level of my last party. [04:11] Yellow     A guy who suffers from a really     bad case of delusions of grandeur [04:13] Yellow     and a very unenthused little boy. [04:15] Yellow     At least that much. [04:17] Both     Huh? [04:19] Yellow     But seriously... [04:21] Yellow     Did you two always cry so easily? [04:23] Yellow     That's news to me. [04:28] Both     Alfa! [04:30] Yellow     Light, Yomi. [04:35] Yellow     Hey, calm dow— Hey! Light, calm down.     Stop moving your hips like that. [04:40] Yellow     Yomi! Seriously! Calm them hips! Calm! [04:43] Yellow     Gross! So gross! [04:44] Red     How can I stay c-c-c-c-calm     at a time like this. [04:47] Yomi     It's the real Alfa! [04:50] Blue     Hang on! About what you said earlier... [04:54] Red     Hey, you geezer! [04:55] Red     Who were you saying suffered     from delusions of grandeur?! [04:57] Blue     And I've always been totally enthusiastic! [05:00] Yellow     Hold on, wait, wait— Ow! [05:02] Yellow     Stop it! [05:02] Yellow     Come on, stop! [05:04] ---     Wait! Ow! [05:06] Yellow     Break! Break! SIGN    Our Touching Reunion [05:07] [SONG] Sign     (Penned by Alfa) [05:10] All     gd Men. [05:11] Red     Not happening! [05:12] Blue     You even decided the title without asking! [05:14] Red     Give us back our tears! [05:17] Blue     I'm not going to stop hitting     you until you cry, Alfa! [05:28] Yellow     Stop it! Seriously! [05:30] Red     Bring it on! [05:35] Yellow     Ow, ow, ow! [05:37] Yellow     You guys are creeping me out! [05:42] Yellow     What the hell are you doing?! [05:45] Yellow     Seriously, stop! Please? [05:50] Yellow     Stop! [05:51] Yellow     You want to go on an adventure, right? [05:54] Red     Yup. [05:55] Blue     Yup. [05:55] Yellow     Okay... Then, let's go. SIGN    Today's Crystal [06:02] All     gd Men! [06:05] Blue     Hey, the rod. [06:07] Alfa     It's the last episode.     There's nothing to fear! [06:10] Blue     What is this?     We're supposed to voice this? [06:13] Red     Well, there are three of them. [06:15] Yellow     Hey. [06:16] Both     What? [06:16] Yellow     I'm gonna play the cop. [06:18] Red     The human... [06:20] Blue     He took the human. [06:20] Red     Then I'll be the black wagyu cow. [06:23] Yellow     The wagyu? [06:23] Blue     Then, uh, the Holstein? [06:26] Red     You got something hanging down     there. Can you handle it? [06:28] Blue     It's poking out. [06:28] Yellow     That's the tail. [06:29] Red     No, there's totally something     before the tail. Protrusions. [06:32] Blue     Yeah, yeah. [06:32] Yellow     Okay, let's start, let's start, let's start. [06:34] Blue     Okay. [06:36] Yellow     So, you two... [06:38] Blue     Hm? [06:39] Yellow     Is this your first time here? [06:41] Red     Yeah, it totally is. Listen to this! [06:46] Red     Horupi here keeps saying that she     runs into gropers every morning. [06:48] Yellow     Oh, Horupi-san... [06:51] Blue     Yeah. [06:51] Yellow     Yeah, that's not good. [06:53] Red     Go on, tell him, Horupi. [06:55] Blue     So, like, every morning, [06:57] Blue     I keep getting groped. [06:58] Red     They grope her! [07:00] Blue     They grab my teats. [07:01] Red     And what comes out when     they grab your teats. [07:04] Blue     They use hands and machines to grab them. [07:06] Yellow     That, uh, that sounds intense... [07:09] Blue     A white fluid. White fluid comes out. [07:12] Red     It just goes everywhere, sir. [07:14] Yellow     So, uh... I want to confirm     a few things, but... [07:16] blue     Yes? [07:18] yellow     Is it okay that I assume that     you're a female, Horupi-san? [07:21] Blue     Yes. [07:22] Yellow     You're female... [07:24] Yellow     But white stuff comes out. [07:25] Blue     Yes. [07:26] Red     Why are you asking something so obvious?! [07:28] Blue     What are you talking about?! [07:29] Blue     I'm the victim here! How rude! [07:31] Yellow     Yes, you're right. Please calm down. [07:33] Red     Sir! [07:34] ---     Yes, yes. [07:36] Blue     Can we talk to a lady officer? [07:37] Yellow     Uh, I'm sorry. I'm currently     the only one here right now. [07:43] Yellow     So are you with her when     this happens, Cowchi-san? [07:47] Red     Of course I am!     Because I'm always groping her. [07:50] Yellow     Oh, I see... [07:50] Blue     Oh, stop. [07:52] Red     Oh, come on. [07:54] Red     Maybe I'll just come out and say it. [07:58] Yellow     Are you two hungry? You okay? [08:00] Yellow     Would you like some beef bowls? [08:03] Red     Beef bowls! Sounds great! [08:04] Blue     What are you talking about? [08:05] Red     What are you talking about? [08:06] Blue     What do you mean, "beef bowls?" [08:08] Red     Look at us! [08:09] Blue     Isn't that a bit rude? [08:11] Yellow     Oh, I'm so sorry. [08:12] Blue     Ugh, this is the worst. [08:13] Blue     You suck. [08:14] Red     You are so useless! [08:16] Yellow     Please, I really am sorry. [08:17] Red     Well, we're gonna go eat     some grass now. See ya! SIGN    To all our viewers: SIGN    Thank you