# Season 1
# 1 - Level 01: Reborn in a Game World!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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**[00:10] Yellow**
*Hero of fate, I need your
help to rescue the princess.*
**[00:17] Red**
You're asking *me* to help you?
**[00:18] Red**
Nice, nice!
**[00:20] Red**
Princess, no, my future wife,
I shall come to save you!
**[00:27] Red**
Boop.
**[00:32] Red**
*My name is Light.*
**[00:34] Red**
* I'm a game-loving middle*
* schooler like any other.*
**[00:37] Red**
* I got lonely playing by myself,*
* so I invited some other gamers, but...*
**[00:42] Red**
*His name is Yomi.*
**[00:44] Red**
* He's, like, two or three*
* years younger than me.*
**[00:51] Red**
*I'm Light,*
**[00:55] Red**
*and this is Yomi.*
**[01:00] Red**
*And so our adventure begins.*
***SIGN*** Level 01: Reborn in a Game World!?
**[01:52] Red**
That toilet back there didn't have a seat.
**[01:54] Red**
Insane.
**[01:55] Blue**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[01:56] Yellow**
All right, stop right there.
**[01:58] Yellow**
Let's stop walking.
**[01:59] Blue**
What do you mean, stop walking?
**[02:01] Red**
The princess is waiting for us to rescue her.
**[02:03] Red**
What is the problem, Alpha?
**[02:05] Red**
Is it a monster?
**[02:05] Yellow**
I can't take it anymore.
**[02:07] Yellow**
This kid's been talking like
this ever since he was reborn.
**[02:12] Yellow**
I can't stand how annoying he is, can you?
**[02:15] Blue**
If you had to ask.
**[02:16] Yellow**
See?
**[02:17] Yellow**
This son thinks so, too.
**[02:19] Yellow**
So...
**[02:20] Blue**
Don't call me "son."
**[02:22] Yellow**
What, now that we were reborn
into this fantasy world,
**[02:24] Yellow**
you want to talk old-timey, too?
**[02:27] Yellow**
Give it a break.
**[02:28] Red**
Now is not the time to quarrel!
**[02:31] Red**
We must hurry!
**[02:32] Yellow**
He's still at it.
**[02:33] Yellow**
He hasn't stopped.
**[02:35] Yellow**
It's ongoing.
**[02:36] Yellow**
Right, son?
**[02:38] Blue**
Stop that.
**[02:39] Yellow**
So, Light-kun, what were
you like in the real world?
**[02:43] Yellow**
You get home and go straight to gaming?
**[02:45] Yellow**
"I hate going outside and being
actives! It's too tiring."
**[02:48] Yellow**
That kind of a kid?
**[02:51] Yellow**
Right?
**[02:52] Red**
What's your problem?!
**[02:54] Red**
Here I am reborn in a new world,
and you're rooning the mood!
**[02:58] Yellow**
Oh, just so you know,
it's *ruining*, not *rooning*.
**[03:02] Yellow**
I guess you still are a
middle school kid, huh?
**[03:05] Yellow**
A junior high school student.
**[03:08] Red**
Then let me ask: Why is my companion
in a fantasy world an AI robot?
**[03:13] Yellow**
Badass, huh?
**[03:13] Red**
No!
**[03:14] Red**
And you're totally humanoid, to boot!
**[03:16] Red**
Why are you bringing science
fiction to fantasy?
**[03:19] Red**
You're ruining it!
**[03:19] Yellow**
What do you want me to do?
**[03:21] Yellow**
Go complain to the developers.
**[03:25] Red**
You can do that?
**[03:26] Yellow**
Of course.
**[03:27] Blue**
How?
**[03:27] Yellow**
Once you rescue the princess,
you can go back to the real world.
**[03:30] Yellow**
Then you can enter your question into
the Contact Support form on the website.
***SIGN*** Contact Support
***SIGN*** What the hell!?
***SIGN*** It's a fantasy setting, and the companion's an AI robot... And he's totally a humanoid! Couldn't he at least be a bit more steampunk?!
**[03:30] [SONG] Text**
Frequently Asked Questions
***SIGN*** Q. How many snacks do I get? Q. What if I'm not enjoying the game? Q. My companion's an AI robot? Q. How many hours can I play for at a time? Q. Are there any cheats?
**[03:33] Yellow**
Oh, but read the FAQ first.
**[03:36] Red**
So I still have to rescue the princess!
**[03:38] Yellow**
You're a hero, after all.
**[03:40] Red**
Whatever.
**[03:41] Red**
We're hunting the next monster.
**[03:43] Yellow**
Can we please do it without the fantasy act?
**[03:46] Yellow**
All right, let's go.
**[03:48] Blue**
What a pain.
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[03:58] Pink**
Help me!
**[03:59] Pink**
Or so I was about to say,
but this might not be all that bad.
**[04:04] Pink**
I mean, I don't have to
go to school now, right?
**[04:05] Pink**
That's not bad.
**[04:06] Pink**
It's freedom.
**[04:07] Pink**
I'm captured, and yet I'm free!
**[04:11] Pink**
And knowing Dad, he's going to ask one
of the 500 AI robots in the mansion
**[04:15] Pink**
to send a dazzling hero.
**[04:18] Pink**
He must be on the way right now.
**[04:19] Pink**
Man, my imagination's going wild!
**[04:21] Pink**
The hero's gotta be hot.
**[04:24] Pink**
Oh, man! I can spend all
day on this one fantasy!
***SIGN*** Today's Level Up
**[04:33] Yellow**
All right, listen up.
**[04:35] Yellow**
We're going to level up now.
**[04:37] Red**
Level up?
**[04:39] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[04:39] Yellow**
It's way too early for you
two to save the princess.
**[04:43] Yellow**
We need you to finish some
quests and get a bit stronger.
**[04:46] Yellow**
Not that I know what kind
of missions we'll have.
**[04:49] Yellow**
Whatever, let's give it a shot.
**[04:51] Yellow**
Load data.
**[04:57] Red**
You never told me your hand could do that!
**[05:00] Yellow**
Looks like it's going to be a monster quest.
**[05:02] Yellow**
Just kill the waves of monsters
as they come, and you'll be good.
**[05:05] Red**
This gets me in the mood!
***SIGN*** A Slime has appeared!
**[05:10] Red**
All right, I'm the hero, so I'm up first.
**[05:12] Red**
Fantasy Strike!
***SIGN*** You have defeated the Slime!
**[05:16] Red**
That's way too gross.
***SIGN*** A Sir Slime has appeared!
**[05:19] Blue**
Go!
**[05:22] Red**
He got away!
**[05:23] Blue**
No...
**[05:24] Blue**
He's going on a journey.
***SIGN*** Sir Slime has escaped!
***SIGN*** An SOSlime has appeared!
**[05:28] Red**
Fantasy Strike!
**[05:30] Red**
Fantasy Strike!
**[05:34] Yellow**
Yo, fantasy boy, cool down.
***SIGN*** SOSlime used Howl!
**[05:37] ---**
Help me!
**[05:38] Blue**
Hold up...
***SIGN*** A Tho*as the Tank Slime has appeared!
**[05:40] Blue**
It can't be...
**[05:42] Blue**
Look out!
**[05:44] Red**
I wouldn't be a hero if I ran away now!
**[05:46] Red**
Bring it!
**[05:47] Yellow**
This guy's a legit dumbass!
***SIGN*** Today's Crystal
**[05:56] ---**
gd Men!
**[06:01] Red**
Hey, Yomi's wand...
**[06:03] Yellow**
Oh, this?
**[06:04] Yellow**
It shows you a view of another world.
**[06:07] Yellow**
Why don't we try talking over it?
**[06:11] Blue**
That sounds fun.
**[06:16] Yellow**
What is this?
**[06:18] A**
What am I supposed to do?
**[06:19] Yellow**
What's the gorilla for?
**[06:21] A**
It just went right through the gorilla.
**[06:23] Yellow**
He's dead.
**[06:24] Blue**
We're supposed to speak into this?
**[06:26] Yellow**
Who's going first?
**[06:27] Yellow**
We got the really passionate...
**[06:31] Blue**
Yeah, going forward.
**[06:33] Yellow**
Light, you take this.
**[06:35] Red**
Me? All right, let's go.
**[06:38] Red**
Shit! Shit!
**[06:40] Red**
My wife!
**[06:41] Red**
She threw out all my figures!
**[06:45] Red**
All of them!
**[06:50] Blue**
What's with the shout?
**[06:53] Red**
I couldn't get in.
**[06:54] Yellow**
So...
**[06:55] Yellow**
So what figures did she throw out?
**[06:57] Red**
Oh, are you sure...
**[06:59] Red**
Are you sure you want me to tell you here?
**[07:01] Yellow**
Sure, say it.
**[07:03] Red**
Should I?
**[07:04] Red**
That would be NSFW!
**[07:09] Red**
One of those ones you
can't look at from below!
**[07:11] Yellow**
One of those.
**[07:12] Blue**
Oh, to be young...
**[07:12] Red**
You have something, don't you?
**[07:14] Yellow**
Okay, okay.
**[07:15] Yellow**
I got the idea.
**[07:17] Blue**
The idea?
**[07:17] Yellow**
All right, I'm up next.
**[07:20] Yellow**
Here I go.
**[07:24] Yellow**
You gotta work on your aim!
**[07:25] Yellow**
You're not going to hit me
with that pathetic kamehameha!
**[07:30] Yellow**
It's no use defeating me.
**[07:32] Yellow**
There are a few of us!
**[07:36] Blue**
A few of us?
**[07:36] Yellow**
Few of us!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:14] Red**
I bet you can't imagine how much I've
been looking forward to our duel today.
**[08:20] Red**
I'm going to derp with all my might.
**[08:22] Yellow**
Bring it on.
**[08:24] Red**
Next time, on *gd Men of Tennis*:
***SIGN*** Light VS Alpha
**[08:26] Red**
"Light VS Alpha."
**[08:28] Yellow**
Of course not!
# 2 - Level 02: What's the Princess Like!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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**[00:44] Red**
At last, we're here!
***SIGN*** Level 02: What's the Princess Like!?
**[00:46] Red**
It was a long journey.
**[00:49] Blue**
Really? It doesn't seem
like it's been that long.
**[00:51] Yellow**
I feel like we kind of
got here pretty casually.
**[00:54] Red**
What, are you telling me you can't tell?
**[00:57] Red**
This...
**[00:57] Yellow**
What?
**[01:00] Red**
This...
**[01:01] Red**
Oh, come on, we're about to enter a dungeon!
**[01:05] Red**
Get in the mood, man!
**[01:07] Yellow**
Do we need to do that stuff?
**[01:09] Red**
We do!
**[01:10] Red**
It's important!
**[01:10] Red**
Setting the mood is awesome!
**[01:11] Red**
You guys suck!
**[01:12] Blue**
I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
**[01:14] Blue**
We should play along.
**[01:16] Yellow**
Let's find a different way to make it fun.
**[01:19] Yellow**
I mean, I'm stuck in this world forever.
**[01:22] Yellow**
You guys were born and raised in residential
towns in Ohmori and Yokohama, right?
**[01:26] Yellow**
Would you get excited adventuring there?
**[01:29] Yellow**
Well?
**[01:31] Blue**
You make it easy to understand.
**[01:33] Red**
Damn it...
**[01:34] Red**
I have nothing to say.
**[01:36] Yellow**
Right?
**[01:36] Yellow**
Too true, right? Lawl.
**[01:39] Red**
Then what do you recommend?
**[01:40] Red**
Give us a suggestion.
**[01:41] Yellow**
Then let's fantasize about what
the princess might be like.
**[01:46] Blue**
Huh?
**[01:46] Red**
Dude, you don't know what
the princess looks like?
**[01:49] Blue**
I thought you served her.
**[01:51] Yellow**
Someone deleted that data.
**[01:54] Red**
Seriously?
**[01:55] Yellow**
Seriously.
**[01:56] Blue**
I do wonder what the
princess is like, though.
**[01:59] Red**
Well, she's obviously a
girl with Nagoya curls.
**[02:02] Red**
And she's good at making acqua pazza.
**[02:04] Red**
I'm sure of it.
**[02:04] Blue**
What? That's so specific.
**[02:06] Red**
And the ponytail she wears
every now and then...
**[02:09] Red**
Hot damn!
**[02:10] Yellow**
Oh, I see.
**[02:12] Yellow**
Guys like dangly things.
**[02:14] Blue**
Huh? Really?
**[02:15] Yellow**
Meanwhile, I like Marunouchi-style,
**[02:17] Yellow**
soft, endearing beauties with
light curls and natural makeup.
**[02:20] Blue**
Wait, say what?
**[02:22] Yellow**
You know, someone who could
pull off an off-shoulder top.
**[02:25] Yellow**
Come on, man.
**[02:26] Blue**
I totally don't get it!
**[02:27] Yellow**
Quit blabbering.
**[02:29] Yellow**
What's your type, son?
**[02:32] Blue**
*Huh? What?*
**[02:33] Blue**
*Is he really asking my type?*
**[02:35] Red**
What's your type, Yomi?
**[02:37] Blue**
I've never thought about it.
**[02:40] Blue**
I think whomever I fall in
love with would be my type.
**[02:46] Blue**
Say something!
**[02:47] Red**
All right, we'll come up with a
type that might be good for you.
**[02:50] Yellow**
I know what you like, son.
**[02:53] Red**
A studious, school council president-type.
**[02:55] Yellow**
But who still hasn't stopped wetting her bed.
**[02:59] Yellow**
A family-oriented, old-school
girl that's not like the others.
**[03:02] Red**
And the floor's drenched every time she
wipes her hand after using the washroom.
**[03:07] Yellow**
But then again, she's in the archery club,
and she's got both brains and brawn.
**[03:10] Yellow**
She looks good in a hakama.
**[03:12] Blue**
Yeah, that could work for me.
**[03:14] Red**
She's even the top arm-wrestler in the world!
**[03:16] Blue**
That's way too strong.
**[03:17] Red**
She's like an Australopithecus-type
who's *almost* human.
**[03:21] Red**
Oh, forget it.
**[03:23] Red**
You're way too picky, Yomi!
**[03:24] ---**
What?!
**[03:24] Yellow**
Yup.
**[03:25] Yellow**
Let's go.
**[03:26] Red**
This is why I hate kids.
**[03:29] Blue**
Come on!
**[03:30] Blue**
That's not even fair!
**[03:32] Blue**
That's not my type!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[03:36] ---**
gd Men.
**[03:41] Pink**
I'm going to start a blog.
**[03:44] Pink**
You only live once.
**[03:45] Pink**
You gotta keep a record if you're ever
confined. It doesn't happen every day.
**[03:49] Pink**
I'm actually dying to post photogenic
photos of myself on Instagram, but...
**[03:56] Pink**
There's nothing photogenic here.
**[03:58] Pink**
Like, metal, stone, metal...
**[04:00] Pink**
Seriously, they've got such bad taste!
**[04:02] Pink**
Photogenify!
**[04:03] Pink**
Photogenericy!
**[04:04] Pink**
Wait, what even does "photogenic" mean?
**[04:07] Pink**
I've been saying it without even knowing?
**[04:10] Pink**
That's hilarious!
**[04:11] Pink**
I know what "photo" means,
but what the heck is "genic"?
***SIGN*** Today's Crystal
**[04:19] ---**
gd Men!
**[04:23] Blue**
The wand's glowing again.
**[04:25] Red**
Let's have some fun again, then.
**[04:27] Yellow**
Sweet.
**[04:29] Yellow**
What is this creature?
**[04:30] Red**
Damn.
**[04:31] Red**
It's legit dancing.
**[04:33] Yellow**
It looks strong.
**[04:33] Yellow**
That was fast.
**[04:34] Red**
So short.
**[04:35] Blue**
That was a blink.
**[04:37] Yellow**
But being simple makes it easy, in a way.
**[04:41] Blue**
Seriously?
**[04:42] Red**
This is a test of your spontaneity.
**[04:43] Yellow**
Oh, I know.
**[04:44] Red**
Do you have one, Alfa?
**[04:47] Yellow**
Alfa's got one.
**[04:48] Red**
Bring it!
**[04:48] Yellow**
This is a cool one.
**[04:49] Yellow**
All right.
**[04:50] Yellow**
Here we go.
**[04:53] A**
Yo, Isono, let's play baseball!
**[04:55] B**
Guts-oniichan's not here right now.
**[04:57] A**
Oh.
**[05:00] Red**
Dude...
**[05:00] Blue**
Wait, those are balls?
**[05:01] Red**
Are you okay?
**[05:04] Yellow**
Dunno.
**[05:05] Blue**
So those are balls?
**[05:06] Red**
Okay, so I have an idea.
**[05:10] Red**
Can I?
**[05:11] Yellow**
Sure.
**[05:11] Yellow**
I'm not afraid of anything anymore.
**[05:13] Yellow**
Go for it.
**[05:15] Red**
Look!
**[05:16] Red**
It's the Kobold Lord!
**[05:18] Red**
Starburst Stream!
**[05:23] Yellow**
You played your own character.
**[05:25] Red**
The enemy kind of reminded me of it, so...
**[05:26] Blue**
Oh, I see.
**[05:28] Yellow**
Now that you mention it...
**[05:29] Red**
Yeah.
**[05:30] Yellow**
Yeah, it's from the very beginning.
**[05:32] Red**
Yeah.
**[05:32] Red**
I don't know if I'm allowed to name
the reference, but Episode 2.
**[05:34] Red**
He fights it with the waifu.
**[05:39] Yellow**
I don't even care anymore.
**[05:41] Yellow**
Okay, Yomi, ready?
**[05:42] Blue**
Hang on.
**[05:44] Red**
Anything goes now.
**[05:46] Red**
We might have to do a retake, though.
**[05:49] Blue**
Okay, then, here I go.
**[05:51] Yellow**
Go for it.
**[05:53] Blue**
Right hand up!
**[05:54] Blue**
Right hand up!
**[05:55] Blue**
Right hand up!
**[05:55] Blue**
Right hand down!
**[05:58] Red**
Seriously?
**[06:00] Red**
That's cheap, Yomi.
**[06:02] Yellow**
Dude, you're taking advantage
of your character.
**[06:08] Blue**
Next.
**[06:12] Yellow**
I know this.
**[06:14] Red**
They're so slow.
**[06:15] Yellow**
No, that one was too simple.
**[06:17] Yellow**
I don't know what to do.
**[06:18] Red**
I know already.
**[06:20] Red**
I'd rather get this over with.
**[06:23] Yellow**
All right, Light, go for it.
**[06:24] Red**
All right.
**[06:27] Red**
No running, please!
**[06:29] Red**
Please *walk* when you're inside the venue!
**[06:34] Red**
Right?
**[06:35] Red**
You know, like, they do that kind of
thing a lot at that place in Makuhari.
**[06:40] Yellow**
Gotcha.
**[06:40] Yellow**
Okay, I'll go next.
**[06:43] Yellow**
Hurry, hurry!
**[06:44] Yellow**
That way!
**[06:46] Yellow**
They still have the Nintendo Switch in stock!
**[06:48] Red**
Wait a second.
**[06:49] Red**
That's not safe.
**[06:50] Red**
That's really not safe.
**[06:52] Yellow**
They're probably going to bleep that one.
**[06:55] Blue**
They're so hard to find.
**[06:56] Yellow**
They are.
**[06:58] Blue**
Okay, here I go.
**[07:01] Blue**
Oh, this is *** from when
Mori-kun was around.
**[07:07] Red**
Dude!
**[07:09] Blue**
That one's definitely out!
**[07:11] Yellow**
Man...
**[07:14] Yellow**
To be honest, I have no idea what you're
talking about, coming from this world.
**[07:16] Blue**
Yeah, okay...
**[07:19] Yellow**
All right, here I go.
**[07:23] Yellow**
Damn it, Mom, I told you to
wake me up in the morning!
**[07:28] Red**
Damn.
**[07:28] Blue**
And it was a group.
**[07:28] Red**
A what-tuplets?
**[07:30] Yellow**
Well, um...
**[07:31] Blue**
Six?
**[07:31] Blue**
Sextuplets?
**[07:32] Red**
Sextuplets?
**[07:34] Blue**
Somethingmatsu-san.
**[07:35] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[07:35] Yellow**
Whatchamatsu-san.
**[07:37] Yellow**
I should really level up a bit.
**[07:40] Blue**
Level up in what?
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:15] Yellow**
I wonder, which of you will
be able to satisfy me?
**[08:17] Red**
I'll satisfy you for sure!
**[08:19] Blue**
Fine! Bring on the fight!
**[08:21] Blue**
Don't underestimate a kid!
***SIGN*** Next time, Third Skate:
***SIGN*** Light is Eros, Eros is Yomi!?
***SIGN*** The Third Skate
Light is Eros, Eros is Yomi!?
gd Men On Ice
***SIGN*** gd Men On Ice.
**[08:28] Blue**
Of course not!
# 3 - Level 03: The Job Assignment Chamber
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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**[00:00] Sign**
**[00:44] Light**
How about an explanation, Alfa?
***SIGN*** Level 03: The Job Assignment Chamber
**[00:47] Yomi**
Where are we? And isn't it kind of creepy?
**[00:49] Alfa**
Have you boys ever had
a job interview before?
**[00:53] Yomi**
What are you talking about?
**[00:54] Light**
Hell no! That's not gonna happen
for like, a million years.
**[00:56] Alfa**
You think it's in the distant future,
but it'll be before you know it.
**[01:00] Alfa**
Life is short, understand?
Like they say, time is money.
**[01:04] Alfa**
It says here that in middle-school you
**[01:06] Alfa**
"crossed dimensions to enter
the world of a video game"?
**[01:09] Alfa**
I'm not really clear here,
what exactly were you doing?
**[01:13] Alfa**
...What would you do if someone asked that?
**[01:14] Light**
Uh, well all of a sudden I
noticed I was in another world,
**[01:17] Light**
and this android named Alfa was my guide....
**[01:19] Light**
I became a hero, and then—
**[01:21] Alfa**
Teenage delusions, at your age? Rejected!
**[01:24] Yomi**
Yeah, that makes sense.
**[01:25] Light**
What am I supposed to say?!
That's what happened!
**[01:28] Light**
And what's that got to do
with this place, anyway!?
**[01:30] Alfa**
A lot, actually!
**[01:32] Yomi**
Use your inside voice.
**[01:33] Alfa**
Interviews are supposed to be a
ritual that reduces mismatches
**[01:36] Alfa**
between employers and employees in
order to ensure higher productivity!
**[01:41] Alfa**
So what we're going to do
is check the two of you
**[01:44] Alfa**
to make sure you've got a compatible job—
**[01:46] Alfa**
That's right, this is the
Job Assignment Chamber!
**[01:50] Light**
Job assignment?!
**[01:52] Light**
Finding out what job is best for me?!
**[01:54] Yomi**
Whatever that is, it sounds
like a pain in the butt.
**[01:58] Yomi**
Whoa, spooky.
**[02:00] Light**
Th-This thing is gonna do the assignments...?
**[02:02] Alfa**
That's right.
Now, mind its gracious wisdom...
**[02:06] Idol**
Do you understand why I am
in the form of a statue?
**[02:09] Light**
What a shrill voice!
**[02:11] Idol**
The word "idol" comes from
an object of worship...
**[02:15] Idol**
That which is sought out by people,
and and receives their devotion.
**[02:19] Idol**
Which is often depicted in a statue...
an idol, in other words!
**[02:23] Idol**
Remember that.
**[02:26] Idol**
Your job is wizard!
**[02:29] Alfa**
Good for you! A perfect fit.
**[02:32] Light**
Wait, who cares?!
**[02:33] Light**
Why change the subject?!
What happened to idols?!
**[02:36] Idol**
Yes, and your job...
**[02:38] Idol**
Yours is...
**[02:40] Idol**
Y'know when you have people
helping you move...
**[02:42] Idol**
And there's the guy who's driving...
**[02:44] Idol**
You're the guy next to him.
**[02:47] Yomi**
Good for you, perfect fit.
**[02:48] Light**
Screw that! You gotta be kidding me!
**[02:50] Light**
There's swordsman, and soldier,
and warrior, and tank, and spearmen!
**[02:54] Light**
How'd I end up as "guy next
to the guy from the movers"?!
**[02:56] Yomi**
Don't feel so bad!
**[02:58] Yomi**
For gear, you could use a cardboard
sword, and duct tape for a whip.
***SIGN*** Sword
**[03:01] Alfa**
Yeah, good point!
**[03:02] Alfa**
With a baseball cap for a helmet
and a polo shirt for armor!
**[03:05] Yomi**
Good for you.
**[03:06] Light**
Please stop!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[03:11] Trio**
gd Men.
**[03:16] Princess**
Oh, my! The hero is here!
**[03:19] Princess**
Aww...
**[03:25] Princess**
Hero?
**[03:29] Princess**
Huh— What? I got faked out?
**[03:32] Princess**
Hey, screw you! What was that sound, then?
**[03:35] Princess**
Did we really need that? What even made it?
**[03:37] Princess**
I went "Oh, my!" for no good
reason. So embarrassed!
**[03:40] Princess**
Ugh, Hero, what's taking so long?
**[03:43] Princess**
You had better say something
**[03:45] Princess**
that'll stick with me for the rest of
my life, after making me wait so long!
**[03:48] Princess**
What's it gonna be?!
What will you say, my hero?!
**[03:51] Princess**
Huh?!
**[03:54] Princess**
"Sorry. I left you waiting.
You must've been so lonely."
**[03:58] Princess**
"But I'm glad you're all right."
**[04:00] Princess**
"Now I can love you longer
than I ever made you wait."
**[04:05] Princess**
"A life sentence I will
spend all my days serving."
**[04:10] Princess**
A life sentence?! Wow, so someone
else is locked up this time!
**[04:13] Princess**
Y'know what I mean?!
***SIGN*** Today's leveling up
**[04:20] Trio**
gd Men!
**[04:24] Alfa**
All right, time to level up again.
**[04:26] Yomi**
That again?
**[04:27] Light**
Oh, I'm fired up now!
**[04:29] Alfa**
Loading data.
**[04:35] Alfa**
Oh, looks like this time we're
supposed to imagine our ideal town.
**[04:39] Yomi**
Ideal town?
**[04:40] Alfa**
Whatever you imagine will appear,
so take a second to think about it.
**[04:43] Light**
Sounds like fun to me!
**[04:45] Alfa**
You first, then, Light.
**[04:52] Light**
Let me show you guys around my town!
**[04:54] Light**
Follow me!
**[04:56] Light**
Come on, folks, clear the road!
**[04:59] Yomi**
Whoa, he's being treated
like a legendary hero.
**[05:02] Light**
Oh, man, it's rough being a hero!
**[05:06] Yomi**
He's starting to sound like
a newb who's RPing a hero...
**[05:08] Light**
Guess we'll drop by the weapon shop!
**[05:12] Yomi**
A flying weapon store?
**[05:14] Light**
Which is where we'll find
the holy sword, Excalibur!
**[05:17] Light**
Which I will pull!
**[05:18] Light**
Which will make an elf babe fall for me!
**[05:20] Light**
I am so bad!
**[05:23] Light**
"You are the legendary hero."
**[05:31] Alfa**
This isn't all-ages appropriate.
**[05:33] Yomi**
Now it's looking like the fantasy
diary of a middle-schooler.
**[05:36] Light**
I guess we'll rest at the inn tonight!
**[05:39] Alfa**
And the inn is inside the
world tree, Yggdrasil?
**[05:42] Yomi**
Every part of this is bigger
than it needs to be.
**[05:44] Light**
The inn's bevvy of cute
maids lined up in a row!
**[05:48] Maids**
Welcome home, sir hero!
**[05:50] Yomi**
Is this supposed to be Akihabara?
**[05:53] Alfa**
So, which is your favorite, Light?
**[05:56] Light**
Among them is the princess!
**[05:59] Alfa**
The RPing newb has gotten so bad
he's dragged the princess into it!
**[06:03] Light**
"Oh... my beloved hero..."
**[06:07] Light**
"You've come... to take me away."
**[06:10] Light**
Yeah! I mean, these dudes
were slowing me down,
**[06:14] Light**
so I'm sorry if I'm a bit late!
**[06:18] Light**
"My hero...!"
**[06:20] Light**
Princess...
**[06:22] Light**
Glomp!
**[06:23] Alfa**
Not appropriate— Ow!
**[06:26] Yomi**
What a simpleton.
**[06:27] Light**
But then, the dark lord suddenly appears!
**[06:29] Alfa**
Does he really need to?!
**[06:31] Light**
"Please forgive me, hero!"
**[06:34] Light**
Yes, I shall!
**[06:35] Alfa**
No, no no no...
**[06:37] Yomi**
You're trying to end the
whole story in this one town!
**[06:39] Alfa**
You're totally delusional!
**[06:44] Light**
You show us your ideal town then, Yomi.
**[06:47] Yomi**
Okay.
**[06:51] Yomi**
My morning starts early...
**[06:53] Light**
The inn first, huh?
**[06:55] Yomi**
After exiting my fluffy éclair bed...
**[06:58] Light**
This is already weird!
**[07:00] Yomi**
I stretch out a bit,
**[07:02] Yomi**
and head to the bathroom to wash my face.
**[07:04] Light**
Wait, why is the faucet
turned on with a macaron!?
**[07:07] Alfa**
And instead of water there's Bavarian cream!
**[07:09] Light**
And now that I get a better look,
his tooth brush is a piece of baumkuchen?!
**[07:11] Light**
Can you clean anything with that?!
**[07:12] Alfa**
With chocolate mousse for toothpaste...
**[07:14] Light**
That's way too sweet!
**[07:15] Yomi**
After brushing my teeth,
I take a jelly bean shower...
**[07:19] Alfa**
Hang on, his shampoo says "panna cotta!"
***SIGN*** Panna
Cotta
**[07:22] Light**
And he's keeping the shampoo
of his eyes with a roll cake?!
**[07:24] Yomi**
And then, after a nice leisurely
a melon soda float bath...
**[07:27] Light**
Wouldn't that be cold!?
**[07:28] Yomi**
bathed in gentle morning sun,
I set about to breakfast.
**[07:32] Light**
It's all ice cream!
**[07:33] Alfa**
He really is one of those
"sweets shota" types.
**[07:35] Light**
And is this even raising our level?
**[07:37] Alfa**
I'unno.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:12] Light**
Please don't die, Alfauchi!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:15] Light**
If you lose, what happens to your
promise with the King and the Princess?
**[08:20] Light**
You still have life points left.
If you can hang on, you'll defeat gdik!
**[08:24] Light**
Next time: Alfauchi Dies.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Alfauchi Dies
**[08:26] Light**
gdMen, standby!
**[08:27] Alfa**
Yeah, nothing like that's happening.
# 4 - Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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**[00:44] Yomi**
Light, you are so self-centered!
***SIGN*** Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1)
**[00:47] Light**
Say what?!
**[00:48] Alfa**
Nailed it, lawl.
**[00:49] Light**
Come on, it's like, let's say
that I found some money,
**[00:51] Light**
but then some guy sees me picking it up,
**[00:53] Light**
am I supposed to believe
the it belongs to him?!
**[00:55] Light**
The bottom line is that I was
the one who picked it up!
**[00:57] Light**
Man, the world is so screwed up lately!
**[01:00] Yomi**
Could you not act like some tragic
hero and change the subject?!
**[01:04] Alfa**
Now, now, my boy, Light, let's all calm down.
**[01:07] Alfa**
Didn't I tell you two we've got
an important mission coming up?
**[01:10] Light**
Is it seriously even here, this whatever jam you were talking about?
**[01:14] Yomi**
It's a gem!
**[01:15] Yomi**
An item for powering up
our weapons, the holy gem!
**[01:17] Alfa**
You bet your butt it is.
**[01:19] Alfa**
The thing is, this place
is littered in traps,
**[01:21] Alfa**
so teamwork between the three of us is
gonna be crucial to pulling this off.
**[01:24] Alfa**
You'll wanna remember that,
there will be a test.
**[01:28] Light**
Weapon... power up?!
**[01:31] Light**
Oh I'm bad. So bad.
**[01:33] Light**
Sooo bad am I.
**[01:35] Yomi**
Simmer down, there.
**[01:37] Yomi**
I'm trying to say, no more
talking about who found
**[01:40] Yomi**
the item first or who picked it up,
**[01:43] Yomi**
let's just work on this together, okay?
**[01:44] Light**
Yeah, my bad for losing
my cool earlier, Yomi.
**[01:47] Light**
That wraps that up, let's get moving.
**[01:51] Light**
Follow me, you two!
**[01:52] Alfa**
Someone changed their tune fast!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[01:56] Trio**
gd Men.
**[02:02] Princess**
So like, say the hero shows up,
**[02:04] Princess**
exactly how old is he going to be?
**[02:07] Princess**
On the younger side, like, teens or twenties?
**[02:10] Princess**
And younger side? What does that even mean?
**[02:12] Princess**
Teens through twenties, right?
**[02:15] Princess**
Isn't that range way too big?
**[02:17] Princess**
Late twenties, depending on the person,
could practically be an old man!
**[02:20] Princess**
What if he has old man smell?!
No, no, no way!
**[02:23] Princess**
I mean, he might even have kids!
**[02:26] Princess**
A hero with kids?!
**[02:29] Princess**
Screw that! No way!
I can't, can't, can't even!
**[02:32] Princess**
Where do you get off, living your whole
life before you show up to save me?!
**[02:35] Princess**
And what then, so you're just rescuing
me because Papa told you to,
**[02:38] Princess**
like it's your freaking job?
Just business as usual?
**[02:41] Princess**
What're you gonna use the reward for?
**[02:42] Princess**
"Why, I'll use it for my family's sake."
**[02:44] Princess**
Oh, hell no! None of that!
**[02:47] Princess**
No heroes in their late twenties!
***SIGN*** Mine Cart Trial
**[02:52] Trio**
gd Men!
**[03:10] Yomi**
Where are we?!
**[03:11] Alfa**
From here on, even I'm not sure.
**[03:23] Light**
What is this supposed to be?
***SIGN*** Add dialog to complete it.
**[03:25] Light**
"Add dialog to complete it."
**[03:28] Yomi**
Hey, look.
**[03:30] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}**
P-Please go out with me.
**[03:30] Yomi**
The fourth picture doesn't have any dialog.
**[03:30] Panel 2**
I've liked you all this time,
let's go out!
**[03:30] Panel 2**
You should date me.
***SIGN*** I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
**[03:34] Alfa**
All right, I get it,
**[03:36] Alfa**
for now let's just test it out.
**[03:39] Hikaru**
Go for it!
**[03:39] Alfa**
Here comes Alfa.
**[03:40] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}**
P-please go out with me.
**[03:42] Alfa**
P-Please go out with me.
**[03:44] Panel 2**
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
**[03:44] Panel 2**
You should date me.
**[03:45] Alfa**
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
**[03:46] Alfa**
You should date me.
***SIGN*** I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
**[03:47] Alfa**
Me, too! Me, too! Me, too!
**[03:50] Alfa**
I have to hang out with all these people?
**[03:55] Yomi**
So, she doesn't think she can do it, or...?
**[03:57] Alfa**
Well, she's confusing going
out with hanging out...
**[04:01] Light**
Hanging out.
**[04:01] Yomi**
What?
**[04:01] Alfa**
Hanging out.
**[04:03] Light**
You mean like... letting it all hang out?
**[04:05] Alfa**
No, it's more about the ambiguity...
**[04:07] Light**
Oh, I see!
**[04:08] Alfa**
Just a slight tweak to...
**[04:09] Alfa**
She confuses go out with
just socializing in general.
**[04:09] Light**
Hang out and go out...
**[04:09] Yomi**
And the details are left to the imagination?
**[04:11] Alfa**
That's how she takes it,
by confusing the two concepts.
**[04:14] Yomi**
I get it now.
**[04:15] Alfa**
And next...
**[04:16] Yomi**
Oh, okay, here I go.
**[04:17] Alfa**
Yomi?
**[04:18] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}**
P-Please go out with me.
**[04:19] Yomi**
P-Please go out with me.
**[04:22] Yomi**
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
**[04:22] Panel 2**
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
**[04:22] Panel 2**
You should date me.
**[04:23] Yomi**
You should date me.
**[04:25] Yomi**
Me, too!
***SIGN*** I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
**[04:25] Yomi**
Let's go to the beach.
**[04:26] Yomi**
I've got 300,000,00 yen for you.
**[04:29] Yomi**
I made the right move, killing all
the other women in the world...
**[04:34] Alfa**
Oh, oh man, oh man...
**[04:35] Yomi**
Pretty good, right?
**[04:36] Yomi**
Scary right?
**[04:36] Alfa**
That got dark really fast.
**[04:37] Yomi**
I added a bit of horror to it.
**[04:38] Light**
I see...
**[04:39] Alfa**
It really reflects the
darkness in your heart.
**[04:41] Yomi**
Does it?
**[04:42] Alfa**
Okay...
**[04:44] Light**
Wait, me?
**[04:46] Light**
All right, here I go!
**[04:46] Alfa**
That's you.
**[04:47] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}**
P-Please go out with me.
**[04:47] Light**
P-please go out with me.
**[04:50] Light**
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
**[04:50] Panel 2**
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
**[04:50] Panel 2**
You should date me.
**[04:52] Light**
You should date me.
***SIGN*** I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
**[04:53] Light**
I like you!
**[04:54] Light**
I like you!
**[04:55] Light**
I love you!
**[04:58] Light**
I'm... getting w**...
**[05:04] Alfa**
What is, exactly?
**[05:04] Yomi**
Oh, I see.
**[05:05] Light**
What?
**[05:06] Light**
Her you-know-what.
**[05:06] Yomi**
I guess if that many people
confess to you at once...
**[05:11] Alfa**
Look, the door!
**[05:12] Yomi**
Hey, it's open! All right!
**[05:12] Light**
It's open! Yeah!
**[05:19] Light**
Look, there it is.
**[05:21] Light**
Here we go again.
***SIGN*** Rrrrumble
***SIGN*** Skreeeeeeee
***SIGN*** Pow
**[05:30] Alfa**
I see...
**[05:32] Alfa**
All right, let's get this over with.
**[05:33] Light**
Yeah!
**[05:33] Alfa**
I'll go first!
**[05:34] Alfa**
Rumble!
**[05:38] Alfa**
Skreee!
**[05:40] Alfa**
Pow!
**[05:43] Alfa**
Let's all be heroes!
You get paid 300 yen an hour!
**[05:49] Yomi**
So, then what?
**[05:50] Light**
Superheros get paid by the hour...?
**[05:51] Yomi**
They're on wages.
**[05:53] Alfa**
It's a rough world out there.
**[05:54] Alfa**
Even superheroes have to make a living.
**[05:54] Light**
Seriously...?
**[05:56] Light**
Man, this jam stuff is harsh!
**[05:59] Yomi**
You think they get insurance?
**[06:00] Alfa**
There's probably superhero insurance.
**[06:02] Light**
I mean, he flies headfirst everywhere.
**[06:05] Light**
Can you imagine how nutso
his premium must be?
**[06:08] Alfa**
You think *that* face is
particularly expensive?
**[06:10] Light**
Hell yeah, man, it's full of anko paste!
**[06:13] Alfa**
You've got a point, that's some
odd cost-performance ratio there.
**[06:14] Light**
Uh, so what now?
**[06:17] Yomi**
Who goes next?
**[06:18] Light**
Next...
**[06:19] Light**
I guess me!
**[06:21] Alfa**
Take care of it.
**[06:22] Light**
Rrrrruuuuummmble!
**[06:25] Light**
Skkkkrrrrrreeeeeeeee!
**[06:29] Light**
Powww!
**[06:31] Light**
I am Anpanman!
**[06:37] Light**
He looks just like him...
**[06:38] Yomi**
That's not the right voice!
**[06:41] Light**
I mean, he looks like him!
**[06:42] Light**
And a bit like the blue tanuki, too...
**[06:44] Light**
Wait, no, he's a cat.
**[06:45] Yomi**
Yeah, careful there,
don't tick the wrong people off.
**[06:48] Light**
And that blue cat likes anko paste, too!
**[06:51] Alfa**
Good point.
**[06:52] Yomi**
I see.
**[06:53] Alfa**
If anything, that turns this
into a dream crossover.
**[06:55] Yomi**
Amazing. I've never seen that before.
**[06:56] Yomi**
I'd actually like to, even.
**[06:58] Yomi**
All righty...
**[06:59] Yomi**
Yomi's turn?
**[07:00] Alfa**
Yeah, given the flow.
**[07:02] Yomi**
Okay...
**[07:03] Yomi**
Here I go.
**[07:04] Alfa**
Right.
**[07:05] ---**
Uraaagh!
**[07:08] ---**
Zuwaaah!
**[07:11] ---**
Zehaaah!
**[07:14] Yomi**
I wanna hit more people!
**[07:19] Alfa**
Wait, what about the first
and second panel, then?
**[07:22] Yomi**
I guess it's not really connected to those.
**[07:26] Alfa**
You literally just spoke your mind!
**[07:32] Light**
All right!
**[07:33] Yomi**
It's open!
**[07:37] Light**
Wait for us! Holy jam!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:18] Alfaizumi**
*What was with Light today...?*
**[08:23] Alfaizumi**
*Princess, Princess, Princess...*
***SIGN*** NEXT RIDE To Recruit More Members
**[08:28] Light**
Not gonna happen!
# 5 - Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2)
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**[00:00] Sign**
***SIGN*** Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2)
**[00:52] Yomi**
Another dead end.
***SIGN*** Hell Girl
**[00:54] Light**
Huh? "What's the opposite?"
**[00:54] [SONG] Sign**
What's the opposite?
**[00:56] Light**
What's that supposed to mean?
***SIGN*** Hell Girl
**[00:58] Yomi**
It says "Hell Girl" on the wall.
**[01:01] Yomi**
Maybe we're supposed to say the opposite?
**[01:04] Alfa**
Maybe...
**[01:05] Alfa**
Let me give it a try.
***SIGN*** Hell Girl
**[01:07] Alfa**
"Girl Hell."
**[01:10] Yomi**
Nothing happened.
**[01:11] Alfa**
Huh, I guess that's not it...
**[01:15] Light**
Got it! Right here! Here goes Light!
***SIGN*** Hell Girl
**[01:18] Light**
Lrig Lleh!
**[01:21] Yomi**
Nothing happened...
**[01:23] Light**
I almost bit my tongue!
And it still didn't work?
**[01:27] Yomi**
Oh, I'll try!
***SIGN*** Hell Girl
**[01:30] Yomi**
"Heaven Old Lady!"
**[01:33] Yomi**
Yes! It opened!
**[01:35] Alfa**
All right, Yomi, you be the
one to try first next time.
**[01:41] Yomi**
Well...
***SIGN*** Encouragement of Climb
**[01:43] Light**
Okay, what next?
**[01:45] Yomi**
"Encouragement of Climb"...
**[01:46] Alfa**
Encouragement?
**[01:47] Light**
Encouragement of Climb?
**[01:48] Yomi**
All right, got it!
**[01:49] Alfa**
All right.
***SIGN*** Encouragement of Climb
**[01:50] Yomi**
"Go back to the ocean!"
**[01:53] Alfa**
That hurt my feelings for some reason.
**[01:56] Yomi**
Well, it's got the same outdoorsy feel...
**[01:58] Alfa**
The mountains were calling for them...
Okay, I've got it.
***SIGN*** Encouragement of Climb
**[02:01] Alfa**
"I can hear the ocean."
**[02:03] Yomi**
Wow, pretty! That was a poetic one.
**[02:05] Alfa**
That's the name of a movie, too.
**[02:08] Light**
Got one!
**[02:09] Alfa**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Encouragement of Climb
**[02:09] Light**
"I want to become the ocean."
**[02:13] Alfa**
So ambitious...
**[02:13] Yomi**
It's always something
to do with the sea, huh?
**[02:15] Yomi**
Very aquatic.
**[02:15] Alfa**
That one tickles the imagination.
**[02:18] Yomi**
True.
**[02:19] Yomi**
Okay, got one.
**[02:20] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Encouragement of Climb
**[02:21] Yomi**
"Sazae-san."
**[02:29] Yomi**
Well?
**[02:30] Alfa**
That was a good one...
**[02:36] Alfa**
It opened!
**[02:37] Yomi**
All right!
**[02:38] Light**
Hell yeah, let's do it! Bring it on!
**[02:39] Alfa**
Here we go, boys!
**[02:41] Alfa**
Come on come on come on!
**[02:42] Alfa**
Here it is!
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[02:43] Yomi**
Next is...
**[02:44] Trio**
I did not cross that line.
**[02:48] Light**
Okay, me!
**[02:48] ---**
'Kay.
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[02:51] Light**
"I was unable to control my libido."
**[02:53] Alfa**
I see, makes sense.
**[02:54] Yomi**
I've heard that one before.
**[02:55] Yomi**
Okay, me...
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[02:57] Yomi**
"Yes, I did it. And?"
**[02:59] Alfa**
The defiant approach...
**[03:02] Alfa**
Right.
**[03:02] Alfa**
Okay, me!
**[03:03] Yomi**
Go for it.
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[03:04] Alfa**
"Yes, there was penetration. And?"
**[03:09] Light**
Yeah, okay...
**[03:10] Alfa**
Go.
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[03:12] Light**
"But I did it anyway."
**[03:16] Yomi**
And that was such a good movie...
**[03:19] Yomi**
It was a nice story.
**[03:22] Light**
Got another!
**[03:22] Alfa**
Okay.
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[03:23] Light**
"I ****** it."
**[03:25] Alfa**
That might be crossing the line!
**[03:26] Alfa**
Don't you think?
**[03:27] Yomi**
Maybe.
**[03:28] Alfa**
I do...
**[03:30] Alfa**
Got one.
**[03:31] Yomi**
Okay.
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[03:32] Alfa**
"I thought you said this
was only about your body."
**[03:35] Yomi**
Who are you talking to?
**[03:37] Yomi**
Who was that intended for?
**[03:39] Light**
Okay, here.
**[03:40] ---**
Go.
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[03:41] Light**
"I won't do anything.
I won't do anything at all..."
**[03:47] Yomi**
That's kinda...
**[03:48] Alfa**
Actions and words not matching.
**[03:50] Yomi**
When you say it with any
kind of anxiousness,
**[03:52] Yomi**
it's super obvious you're lying.
**[03:54] Yomi**
Okay, right here!
**[03:55] ---**
'Kay.
***SIGN*** I did not cross that line.
**[03:56] Yomi**
"I was doing it before I
realized what was happening."
**[03:59] Light**
So dangerous!
**[04:01] Alfa**
It's open, look it's open.
**[04:03] Yomi**
It is! All right!
**[04:05] Yomi**
Yay!
**[04:06] Alfa**
That was kinda fun...
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[04:16] Trio**
gd Men.
**[04:23] Princess**
170, huh...
**[04:28] Princess**
But over 170 cm would be nice.
**[04:31] Princess**
I don't want the hero to be short...
**[04:33] Princess**
But maybe it's okay if he's
super duper hot in exchange?
**[04:36] Princess**
That'd be okay!
**[04:38] Princess**
If you're hot enough, it doesn't
matter how short you are...
***SIGN*** Suffering! A Real Crane Game
**[04:48] Trio**
gd Men.
**[04:54] Light**
Hey, Yomi, Alfa, where
you at?! You guys okay?
**[04:59] Yomi**
Egomaniac!
**[05:02] Alfa**
Dippy middle schooler!
**[05:04] Light**
Quit using echoes to diss me!
**[05:07] Light**
Where the hell are we?
**[05:17] Alfa**
Hey, Light, do you see the key down there?
**[05:21] Alfa**
That's the key to open the room
where our item is... is...
**[05:26] Light**
Quit providing your own echo!
It's making my ear ring!
**[05:29] Alfa**
Yomi and I will grab the key,
**[05:32] Alfa**
use those controls to
lower us... us... us...
**[05:37] Light**
So it falls on me, huh?
**[05:40] Light**
From my local arcade to
specialty shops of Akihabara!
**[05:41] Light**
I'm so good I get banned wherever I go!
**[05:43] Light**
Yes! It is I, the crane gamer
with the godly touch, Asura!
***SIGN*** Crane Gamer Asura
**[05:48] Yomi**
Whew, that's lame.
**[05:49] Alfa**
Congrats on your bans.
**[05:50] Light**
Don't make fun of me! I'll remember that!
**[06:02] Light**
Okay, okay, okay, stop!
**[06:05] Light**
Boop.
**[06:09] Alfa**
Hey, this is looking good.
**[06:11] Yomi**
Guess it was pretty simple.
**[06:16] Yomi**
What the heck is happening?!
**[06:18] Light**
Hey,i hey, you guys better
not be crying already!
**[06:22] Light**
Here we go again! Boop.
**[06:27] Yomi**
Watch it!
**[06:31] Alfa**
Pull us up already!
**[06:33] Light**
And here's some more! Boop.
**[06:40] Yomi**
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
**[06:41] Alfa**
Burning! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[06:45] Light**
Last one! Please enjoy your trip!
**[06:48] Light**
Boop!
**[06:54] Alfa**
You're a sweet girl, aren't you?
**[07:03] Light**
You nailed it, guys!
**[07:04] Light**
Good job!
**[07:05] Yomi**
Yeah, we managed somehow!
**[07:08] Alfa**
Yes, excellent work, you two.
**[07:11] Alfa**
Ready and...
**[07:12] Trio**
Yeah!
**[07:14] Light**
We were getting in sync
towards the end there.
**[07:16] Light**
We make a good trio.
**[07:18] Yomi**
It's more of a trio, since there's
three of us in this party.
**[07:21] Light**
Oh, yeah, you're right!
**[07:23] Light**
We're the ultimate trio!
**[07:25] Alfa**
Now, we've got the key,
**[07:27] Alfa**
all that's left is to head to
the room with the holy gem.
**[07:29] Light**
Right.
**[07:29] Yomi**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:11] Alfayama**
Damn, I'm off to a terrible
start because of that Light.
**[08:14] Lighta**
That's because you said you wanted
to make jokes all by yourself!
**[08:17] Alfayama**
I'd rather make jokes alone than with you!
**[08:19] Lighta**
That's just the wrong attitude—
**[08:21] Yominaka**
Hey, you didn't get up early
just to blather on like this!
**[08:24] Both**
Hey!
**[08:25] Light**
Next time on *gdkyu!!*:
The Formidable Ally
***SIGN*** Episode 6: The Formidable Ally
**[08:27] Yomi**
That is obviously not happening.
# 6 - Level 06: Weapon Evolution!? Fantasy Sword
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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***SIGN*** Level 06: Weapon Evolution!? Fantasy Sword
**[00:45] Light**
Holy crap, look at this...
it looks for real, for once!
**[00:49] Yomi**
It does look pretty impressive.
**[00:52] Light**
It's finally kinda RPG-like!
**[00:54] Alfa**
You two pissboys did a good
job making it this far.
**[00:58] Alfa**
I'm proud of you both.
**[01:00] Light**
Right.
**[01:00] Yomi**
You did notice he was dissing us, too, right?
**[01:03] Light**
It's fine! We get to experience
an exciting scene like this!
**[01:05] Light**
I can deal with a little piss!
**[01:07] Yomi**
What does that even mean?
**[01:08] Alfa**
All right, go ahead, Light.
**[01:12] Alfa**
You! Get going, yo.
**[01:14] Yomi**
I've heard that before.
**[01:16] Light**
Get going? Me?
**[01:18] Alfa**
Of course, you.
**[01:20] Alfa**
You're the only real choice.
**[01:22] Light**
Whoa, what's going on here, Old Man Alfa?!
**[01:25] Alfa**
I'm not an old man!
**[01:26] Yomi**
Something seems different here.
**[01:28] Yomi**
What's gotten into you?
**[01:29] Light**
Normally we'd play rock paper scissors
**[01:31] Light**
or talk crap to each other
trying to see who gets it!
**[01:35] Alfa**
Yeah, how about we don't do that anymore?
**[01:38] Alfa**
You getting the item solves everything.
**[01:41] Alfa**
Besides, I've been in this
world for a long time,
**[01:45] Alfa**
so I can tell who'd be the best
fit for an item like this.
**[01:48] Light**
Big Bro Alfa...
**[01:49] Yomi**
This seems too simple.
**[01:50] Alfa**
You don't mind, right, Yomi?
**[01:52] Alfa**
The Holy Gem, a magic item
that lets weapons evolve...
**[01:56] Alfa**
You don't mind him taking it, right?
**[01:57] Light**
My Big Bro chose this timing to
actually explain the item! So cool!
**[02:01] Yomi**
Either way is fine, I guess.
**[02:03] Alfa**
And there you have it.
**[02:04] Alfa**
Now, go on.
**[02:06] Light**
All right, this turn of
events is super awesome!
**[02:09] Light**
Hell yes! Holy Gem, you're mine!
**[02:16] Light**
I can feel power surging
from deep within me...
**[02:21] Yomi**
Amazing! What's going on?
**[02:24] Alfa**
Listen up, Light,
**[02:25] Alfa**
you wanna raise your weapon to the sky,
**[02:28] Alfa**
then your Fantasy Sword will evolve!
**[02:32] Light**
Understood!
**[02:33] Light**
My partner who's fought with me
all this time, Fantasy Sword,
**[02:37] Light**
the time has come for you to evolve!
**[02:42] Yomi**
What's going to happen?!
**[02:46] Voice of Heavens**
Chosen swordsman...
**[02:48] Voice of Heavens**
The time has come for my will
to dwell within your sword.
**[02:53] Light**
Holy crap, there's even a super legit
sounding voice from the heavens!
**[02:59] Alfa**
How delightful!
**[03:07] Alfa**
Meet your new partner...
**[03:10] Yomi**
Whoa, gross! What kinda sword is that?!
**[03:15] Light**
What the hell?!
**[03:17] Sword**
Oh, hello there, I'm Piratcho Sword!
**[03:21] Sword**
Nice to meet you!
**[03:23] Both**
So lame!
**[03:27] Light**
Piratcho Sword?
**[03:29] Sword**
Yep! You might say I'm *sword* of a big deal!
**[03:35] Light**
I wanna throw this thing away!
**[03:39] Alfa**
You make friends with Piratcho over there.
**[03:41] Alfa**
Come on, off we go.
**[03:43] Yomi**
He's kinda like a new pet.
**[03:44] Light**
You knew this would happen, didn't you?!
**[03:46] Light**
Dammit, come on!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[03:52] Trio**
gd Men.
**[03:57] Princess**
Hang on, so getting back to an old subject,
**[04:00] Princess**
the question of the hero's age?
**[04:01] Princess**
"On the young side" is supposed
to be teens through twenties...
**[04:04] Princess**
But doesn't that cover a ton of ground?
**[04:06] Princess**
In English, you might say that
covers too dynamic a range!
**[04:09] Princess**
So let's say he's in his teens,
**[04:11] Princess**
a fresh looking young man in his teens,
**[04:12] Princess**
he'd still have a bit of his innocence
**[04:13] Princess**
while still bravely and
earnestly fighting for me!
**[04:16] Princess**
Oh, my God, that's so sweet!
**[04:18] Princess**
Melody's gonna get a cavity over here!
**[04:20] Princess**
Youth is justice, y'know?!
**[04:24] Princess**
But hang on, he might be a pain if
he's in one of those moody phases.
**[04:27] Princess**
I do not want some kid who's
playing mobile games on his phone
**[04:29] Princess**
the whole time I'm trying to talk to him!
**[04:30] Princess**
And boys like that will always
be playing those games,
**[04:32] Princess**
no matter where they go.
**[04:33] Princess**
I don't even wanna imagine
him playing with a phone
**[04:35] Princess**
while we're on a date at the theme park!
**[04:36] Princess**
Just enjoy waiting with me in line, come on!
**[04:40] Princess**
So, yeah, no punk kids who
don't get it, I think.
***SIGN*** Today's Crystal
**[04:47] Trio**
gd Men!
**[04:51] Yomi**
My staff's shining again...
**[04:53] Alfa**
Ready to get back to it?
**[04:55] Light**
Hell yeah!
**[04:57] Yomi**
Whoa, scary, scary...
**[04:59] Light**
This is bad! It's making me queasy!
**[05:00] Yomi**
This is scary.
**[05:01] Alfa**
This guy has no bones. No bones.
**[05:03] Yomi**
Wow... this is bad.
**[05:05] Yomi**
Who moves like that?
**[05:06] Light**
What was that? What was he even doing?
**[05:08] Alfa**
I don't know, but the scenery is really
sorta... cool and pseudo-futuristic.
**[05:12] Yomi**
Okay, I'll go.
**[05:13] Alfa**
That was fast!
**[05:16] Yomi**
"Aw, the girl who plays pink is so cute,
**[05:19] Yomi**
she's got me weak in the knees!"
**[05:27] Light**
He likes her that much...?
**[05:30] Alfa**
The romance of superheroes, huh?
**[05:30] Yomi**
Right.
**[05:32] Yomi**
It happens.
**[05:32] Alfa**
I bet that's complicated.
**[05:34] Yomi**
Red and Pink... sometimes Yellow.
**[05:36] Light**
You've got a point...
**[05:37] Light**
There's just something about pink
that stokes the passion, y'know?
**[05:40] Yomi**
The color?
**[05:41] Light**
I love pink.
**[05:42] Alfa**
Really?
**[05:43] Light**
I want pink underwear.
**[05:47] Alfa**
All right, moving along.
**[05:49] Alfa**
I guess I'll go next.
**[05:52] Alfa**
Ding ding ding da-ding,
**[05:54] Alfa**
ding ding ding da-ding ding ding ding!
**[05:57] Alfa**
Ding ding ding da-ding ding ding!
**[06:02] Yomi**
That was terrible! Was that supposed
to be the radio calisthenics music?
**[06:05] Alfa**
But you could tell what it was, couldn't you?
**[06:06] Yomi**
I guess...
**[06:07] Yomi**
It's the part with the—
**[06:08] Alfa**
Y'know the part where you cross
your chest with your arms?
**[06:11] Alfa**
So he tries to do that...
**[06:13] Alfa**
and he can't, because he's too sloppy.
**[06:15] Light**
Y'know, the thing is,
**[06:18] Light**
this guy looks flexible enough
without having to do calisthenics.
**[06:22] Alfa**
Good point.
**[06:24] Light**
All right, I'll go.
**[06:24] Others**
Okay.
**[06:29] Light**
"Man, whenever I go out to drink with Green,
**[06:31] Light**
we're throwing them back until morning..."
**[06:34] Light**
"Speaking of green...
**[06:36] Light**
the special train is about
to roll out of my mouth..."
**[06:42] Yomi**
What does that even mean?
**[06:43] Alfa**
Green...
**[06:43] Yomi**
He's drunk and...
**[06:44] Light**
See when he drinks with Green,
some green stuff comes out of his mouth.
**[06:46] Yomi**
I see.
**[06:47] Light**
Like those green train cars.
**[06:50] Alfa**
Okay...
**[06:52] Alfa**
I'm gonna do it.
**[06:53] Alfa**
Here I go.
**[06:55] Alfa**
"Oh, so it's gonna be a *Kemono Friends*
show starting tomorrow, huh?"
**[06:59] Alfa**
"Man, I don't have to put up with this!"
**[07:01] Alfa**
"Guess I better find a new job..."
**[07:06] Light**
That's rough, buddy.
**[07:06] Yomi**
Harsh.
**[07:08] Light**
He's out of luck.
**[07:08] Yomi**
That's how it is.
**[07:09] Alfa**
Yeah, you can't take any kind
of employment for granted.
**[07:13] Light**
Oh, man...
**[07:15] Yomi**
Just saying that right
now makes my chest hurt.
**[07:18] Light**
That explains why it's dusk...
**[07:20] Yomi**
Yep.
**[07:21] Light**
He finishes working,
**[07:22] Light**
and they tell him they're gonna be
running a different event from now on...
**[07:26] Yomi**
"Don't bother coming in tomorrow."
**[07:28] Yomi**
So rough!
**[07:28] Light**
He lost his job!
**[07:30] Yomi**
Hey, it happens.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:09] Cellfa**
I am Alfa.
**[08:11] Yomi**
Maybe he can beat Alfa without us!
**[08:14] Cellfa**
Curses! If only I could absorb Yomi...
**[08:18] Yomi**
Next time on *gdmen Ball Z Kai*:
***SIGN*** Alfa on the Verge of Defeat! Light, Destroy Yomi!
**[08:21] Yomi**
Alfa on the Verge of Defeat!
Light, Destroy Yomi!
**[08:25] Cellfa**
Curses! Curses!
**[08:27] Alfa**
Yeah, nothing like that's happening.
# 7 - Level 07: Competition! The Hottie Audition
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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**[00:00] 2**
2:48
**[00:43] Light**
That chick who was working at that restaurant
**[00:45] Light**
was totally into you, Yomi!
**[00:47] Yomi**
Wait, the one before...?
***SIGN*** Level 07: Competition! The Hottie Audition
**[00:50] Light**
You were staring at her, too!
**[00:51] Light**
Alfa, did you notice?
**[00:53] Alfa**
Oh, crap! Oh, crap...
**[00:54] Alfa**
It was in my back pocket earlier...
**[00:57] Yomi**
Alfa?
**[00:58] Alfa**
Don't think, feel, me...
**[01:00] Alfa**
You can do it!
**[01:02] Light**
What's gotten into you, man?
**[01:06] Alfa**
This is it!
**[01:08] Yomi**
Don't scare me like that!
**[01:10] Alfa**
Well, y'know, I was hoping I could maybe...
**[01:13] Alfa**
ask for your cooperation,
if that's all right, y'know?
**[01:18] Light**
Seriously, what happened?
**[01:19] Alfa**
I'm so sorry! I lost my wallet!
**[01:24] Yomi**
Well, everybody makes mistakes.
**[01:28] Yomi**
Sure, I will help you.
**[01:31] Light**
Yomi is right.
**[01:33] Light**
So, what do you need help with?
**[01:34] Alfa**
You're both super pissed!
**[01:36] Alfa**
I want the two of you to enter
**[01:39] Alfa**
the Office gd sponsored Hottie Audition 2018!
**[01:42] Alfa**
You'll win, and score the grand prize!
**[01:52] Light**
*My name is Light.*
***SIGN*** Office gd sponsored Hottie Audition 2018
***SIGN*** Special Gifts
***SIGN*** Rankings
**[01:53] Sign**
Good job, dorky middle-schooler
**[01:53] LIght**
Your names are...
**[01:55] Light**
Well, I guess it doesn't matter.
**[01:56] Light**
I'm not interested in your names,
but your hearts, which I can't see.
**[01:58] Sign**
Not bad.
***SIGN*** I think I've heard his voice before.
**[02:01] Light**
Did you think I'd seriously say that?
**[02:02] Sign**
What fun!
***SIGN*** Ahri Do Valanteer
***SIGN*** Light
**[02:05] Alfa**
Yes! Yes! Light?
**[02:07] Alfa**
Keep it up!
**[02:08] Alfa**
Come on, Yomi, take the
initiative and say something!
***SIGN*** Don't look over here
**[02:11] Yomi**
Um... Um...
**[02:13] Yomi**
Hello. I'm Yomi.
**[02:16] Yomi**
I... I...
**[02:18] Sign**
Squee! <3
**[02:19] Yomi**
What can I do for you?
**[02:22] Sign**
I sense darkness
**[02:23] Yomi**
I... might not be much help now...
**[02:24] Sign**
Is this a girl? An otokonoko?
***SIGN*** Follow me on Twitter
**[02:27] Yomi**
Maybe all I can do now is be here,
**[02:28] Sign**
So cute! <3
**[02:30] Yomi**
when you're lonely...
**[02:31] Sign**
Always stay by my side
**[02:33] Yomi**
But one day... I'll do more.
***SIGN*** A sweet shota? Oh my
***SIGN*** Light
***SIGN*** Yomi
**[02:40] Alfa**
Yes, and now Yomi's bringing it!
**[02:42] Alfa**
Light, time for some extra effects!
**[02:45] Light**
Yesterday I dreamed about being on stage...
**[02:45] Signs**
Saw this one already
**[02:46] Sign**
Hottie~ <3
***SIGN*** Oh my, what a hot voice
***SIGN*** Don't you dare stop!
**[02:48] Light**
The lights were so bright, it was blinding,
**[02:49] Sign**
Oh, I see, it's Sunday.
**[02:49] Sign**
I like Hayato better.
**[02:50] Sign**
Princess princess, princess?
***SIGN*** I get the feeling this is gonna be
**[02:51] Light**
and even I was feeling nervous.
***SIGN*** Maaakino~
**[02:52] Sign**
I want to eat some tuna mayo.
**[02:54] Light**
Right when I thought I
was going to freeze up,
***SIGN*** Seems like he might have a complex about his buddy
***SIGN*** God
**[02:56] Light**
it felt like I could hear your voices.
**[02:58] Sign**
Squee-------///
**[02:59] Sign**
I did not cross that line.
**[02:59] Light**
You could say it helped me calm down...?
**[03:00] Sign**
Is that a nice story?
***SIGN*** I wuv you lots <3
***SIGN*** Just the tip
**[03:02] Sign**
Are they ad-libbing this?
**[03:02] Light**
Nah, it was trouble, because instead
it got my heart pounding even more!
**[03:03] Sign**
It's Tsugutsugu!
**[03:04] Sign**
Apparently he's Kirito
***SIGN*** The guy from Anpanman?!
***SIGN*** Rankings
***SIGN*** Kou Hayato
***SIGN*** Light
**[03:08] Alfa**
Get a load of that!
**[03:09] Alfa**
We're on the verge of taking the top spot!
**[03:12] Alfa**
And now some extra effects for Yomi!
**[03:15] Signs**
I saw this already.
**[03:15] Yomi**
I went to a festival today...
**[03:16] Sign**
I'll give you 300,000,000 yen.
***SIGN*** gd bye now!
**[03:17] Sign**
It's teatime!
***SIGN*** Oh my! <3
**[03:19] Yomi**
The stands were really fun.
**[03:19] Sign**
Bam bam!
**[03:20] Sign**
Oh, cute!
**[03:20] Sign**
You mad?
**[03:21] Yomi**
But it was lonely without you all,
***SIGN*** Is that Kio Asuno...?
**[03:23] Sign**
I love you lots <3
**[03:23] Sign**
He'd be dead if this was Another
**[03:24] Sign**
Enjoy!
**[03:25] Sign**
Cute
**[03:26] Yomi**
I think...
***SIGN*** Squeeeeeeee///
**[03:27] Yomi**
It'd be nice if you could
wear a pretty yukata.
**[03:27] Sign**
Yumotooo!
***SIGN*** Get out!
**[03:31] Sign**
(To** Ranbu)
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[03:32] Sign**
I sense darkness.
**[03:33] Yomi**
You want me to pull your
obi?! I can't do that!
***SIGN*** What a scary boy!
***SIGN*** Cutie pie!
**[03:36] Sign**
If you want to hit someone, hit me!
**[03:37] Sign**
He's dazzling!
**[03:37] Sign**
Is that a nice story?
**[03:38] Yomi**
Gosh!
***SIGN*** Kou Hayato
***SIGN*** Light
***SIGN*** Yomi
**[03:41] Alfa**
This is happening! It's happening!
**[03:42] Alfa**
We're gonna finish in first and second place!
***SIGN*** Strip!
**[03:45] Alfa**
You two, take some clothes off and
give them a little extra skin!
**[03:48] Light**
Damn it, get a grip! Why the hell
would we take our clothes off?!
**[03:51] Yomi**
That's right! We already helped a lot!
**[03:53] Alfa**
You idiots! We've almost got
first and second place clinched!
**[03:55] Alfa**
We've almost got the prize
money! Don't you get it?!
**[04:03] Alfa**
Huh?
**[04:04] Alfa**
Huh, huh, huh, really...?
**[04:07] Light**
What now? Did you lose something else?
**[04:09] Alfa**
Well, the thing is...
**[04:11] Alfa**
I found my wallet!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[04:20] Trio**
gd Men.
**[04:25] Princess**
Is he late or what? How long are you
gonna keep me waiting, Mr. Hero?
**[04:29] Princess**
Mr. Hero! Mr. Hero, are you listening?
**[04:32] Princess**
Oh, of course not,
because you're not even there!
**[04:37] Princess**
Where are you screwing around right now?!
**[04:41] Princess**
If he's taking this long, I'm not even
sure it'll be a hero who shows up.
**[04:44] Princess**
Think about it!
**[04:45] Princess**
He's not hurrying at all!
**[04:46] Princess**
Taking his sweet time!
**[04:47] Princess**
What kind of hero takes his sweet time?
**[04:49] Princess**
Like a train that stop at every station!
**[04:51] Princess**
That's just a regular train, y'know?
**[04:52] Princess**
In the end, it's just gonna be
like a train picking me up...
***SIGN*** Alfa's Mysterious Shutdown
**[04:59] Trio**
gd Men!
**[05:07] L**
Man, there's nothing in here!
**[05:09] Y**
Where're the Dragon Wings?
**[05:11] A**
Oh, man! Oh, man! This is so great!
**[05:15] L**
There's just a bunch of crappy paintings!
**[05:18] L**
So the Dragon Wings that let us fly straight
to the Dark Lord aren't even here?
**[05:21] A**
You dumbass!
**[05:23] L**
Ow!
**[05:24] L**
What the hell was that, old man?!
**[05:25] A**
Do not call these crappy paintings!
**[05:27] A**
That's nonsense! Absolute nonsense!
**[05:29] Y**
What's gotten into you?
**[05:31] A**
I totally love pop culture.
**[05:35] A**
I totally love pop culture!
**[05:38] Y**
Yeah?
**[05:38] A**
That's my character.
**[05:39] L**
Who cares?! And since when, ovah heah?!
**[05:41] A**
What's with the Kansai accent, ovah heah?!
**[05:42] Y**
You, too, Alfa.
**[05:43] L**
We came all this way to look
at these weird paintings?!
**[05:45] A**
I've never told you guys this before,
**[05:48] A**
but I've been collecting the most
pop bits of culture I could find.
**[05:51] A**
And this is the stuff that is the
most popping of the whole millennium!
**[05:53] A**
Do you get it?
**[05:54] Yomi**
It seems like you just
want to say "pop culture."
**[05:56] Light**
Whoa, hold up.
**[05:57] Light**
We don't have time to mess
around with your hobbies, man!
**[05:59] A**
Aw, it's fine, Yagami!
**[06:01] L**
Cry, scream, then die!
**[06:03] L**
Wait, no, I'm just plain old Light!
**[06:05] A**
I've been looking forward to enjoying
the combination of pop culture
**[06:09] A**
and ukiyo-e that are on display here!
**[06:16] Y**
Uh... what?
**[06:17] L**
You sound weird, man.
**[06:18] A**
Such deeply refined art...
**[06:21] A**
Exquisite...
**[06:23] A**
Enough to make my voice change,
and for me to lose my composure...
**[06:27] Light**
Wow, what a hot voice!
**[06:29] A**
The odd colors that come from brilliantly
combining eastern and western influences...
**[06:33] A**
The exquisite result is enough...
to drive me mad.
**[06:36] L**
The way he says "drive me mad"... Ohh!
**[06:39] A**
It's maddening...
**[06:40] A**
Maddening!
**[06:42] Y**
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
**[06:44] L**
This is bad, Yomi!
**[06:45] L**
If he keeps up this pop culture trance,
**[06:47] L**
his voice is going to get
too sexy for broadcast!
**[06:51] Yomi**
What do you mean?!
**[06:52] A**
Instead simply depicting it,
***SIGN*** Guda
**[06:53] A**
this one evokes the flowing, soft curves
of a woman's body with such *****!
**[06:59] Alfa**
Get me a bowl of ramen! I'm ready for ******!
**[07:02] L**
He's losing it! He's losing his mind!
**[07:04] Y**
Alfa's broken!
**[07:06] A**
******** urgh, ******...
**[07:08] A**
No... it's coming...
**[07:10] A**
from deep within me, ******* overflowing!
**[07:15] L**
Here it comes!
**[07:16] A**
Alfa **********!
**[07:25] Y**
Alfa!
**[07:28] L**
Seriously?
**[07:29] L**
Alfa? Hey, Alfa!
**[07:31] Y**
This is bad! There's no life
energy in Alfa anymore!
**[07:34] L**
No way, man...
**[07:35] L**
Alfa! Come on, snap out of it!
**[07:37] L**
Alfa! Alfa!
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Next Time on Mr. gdMatsu
***SIGN*** Super Kiss etc.
**[08:21] Lightmatsu**
Better make sure the preview is done right!
**[08:24] Lightmatsu**
In the first segment next week...
it's finally happening!
***SIGN*** See you next time!!
**[08:28] L**
Not gonna happen!
# 8 - Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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**[00:43] Y**
Alfa!
***SIGN*** Previously on gdMen
**[00:43] Light**
*Previously on *gd Men*.*
**[00:46] L**
Seriously?
**[00:47] L**
Alfa? Hey, Alfa!
**[00:49] Y**
This is bad! There's no life
energy in Alfa anymore!
**[00:52] L**
No way, man...
**[00:53] L**
Alfa! Come on, snap out of it!
**[00:55] L**
Alfa! Alfa!
***SIGN*** Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde"
**[01:03] L**
Damn it! Take this!
**[01:06] Y**
I'm running low on MP! What do we do, Light?!
**[01:10] L**
There's nothing else we can do!
**[01:12] L**
We can't leave until we beat this
thing and get that magic book!
**[01:17] Y**
The magic book that can revive Alfa after
his emergency shutdown, *Straht'ehgee Gyde*?
**[01:22] L**
Right! So don't give up!
**[01:26] Y**
Light!
**[01:27] L**
We're rescuing our buddy with the sexy voice!
**[01:35] L**
Take that you piece of crap!
How you like that, dirty bastard?!
**[01:42] Y**
Let's revive him, quick!
**[01:47] L**
Okay... there is a way to revive
him in the *Straht'ehgee Gyde*.
**[01:51] L**
I guess we'll start with the
author's foreword. Let's see...
**[01:56] Y**
Really?!
**[01:57] L**
"If you've purchased this book,
**[01:59] L**
I'm sure the struggles of society
have got you anxious about life."
**[02:02] Y**
Wow, talk about realistic.
**[02:03] L**
Yeah.
**[02:05] L**
Let's see...
**[02:05] L**
"The name of your comrade who stopped
functioning the other day is Alfa."
**[02:11] Y**
It knows that?
**[02:13] L**
Oh, yeah, it was Alfa!
**[02:15] L**
I didn't recognize him with the sexy voice.
**[02:19] Y**
Who cares about that?!
Find out how to revive him already!
**[02:22] L**
Man, shut up! I already know that.
**[02:23] L**
Reviving him, huh?
**[02:25] L**
Let's see... oh, here we go!
**[02:28] Y**
What's it say?
**[02:29] L**
"He must receive a kiss from
one of his traveling friends."
**[02:33] L**
That's simpler than I figured.
**[02:35] Y**
A kiss from a friend?
**[02:37] L**
There you go. Get on it.
**[02:39] L**
Go on, there's no time to waste.
Get with the mouth to mouth.
**[02:42] Y**
Why me?! Couldn't you do it, too, Light?
**[02:45] L**
I'm not his friend, though.
**[02:47] Y**
What the heck?!
**[02:48] Y**
Then let's make it fair and square
with rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:51] L**
Rock-paper-scissors?
**[02:52] L**
Man, fine, we're running out
of time, let's get a move on.
**[02:55] L**
By the way, I'm gonna throw scissors first.
**[02:56] Y**
Hey, cut that out!
**[02:58] L**
Here we go, rock, paper...
**[02:59] Both**
...scissors!
**[03:02] Y**
No way...
**[03:04] L**
They say reality is stranger
than fiction, y'know.
**[03:06] L**
You lost. Get to it.
**[03:09] Y**
No.
**[03:10] Y**
I actually don't want to.
**[03:11] L**
Damn it! You wanna leave one
of our comrades for dead?!
**[03:16] L**
Y'know, I wanted to do it,
but I won at rock-paper-scissors!
**[03:21] L**
Can't you understand how
frustrated I must feel?!
**[03:23] Y**
Fine... I get it.
**[03:26] L**
Good! Now, go hog wild down there.
**[03:30] Y**
It's to... save Alfa, so...
**[03:41] L**
Eek!
**[03:51] A**
What's gotten into you, boy?!
**[03:52] L**
So, so like, how's it feel?
**[03:54] L**
How's it feel?
**[03:55] L**
Were your lips touching?
**[03:56] L**
I bet they were!
**[03:57] L**
Was that your first kiss?
**[03:59] Y**
Oh, shut up!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[04:04] Trio**
gd Men...
**[04:10] Melody**
Hero's not here. Still not here, today.
**[04:12] Melody**
I'm getting tired of this cell.
**[04:14] Melody**
I'm hitting the limit..
**[04:16] Melody**
I got nothing to do... whatum gonna do?
**[04:20] Melody**
"Whatum gonna do"! It's like I'm going crazy!
**[04:27] Melody**
Seriously, is there anything to do?
**[04:29] Melody**
There's nothing in here!
All I see are these stupid stones!
**[04:32] Melody**
Oh, is this stone heart shaped?
**[04:35] Melody**
Oh, wow, how cute!
**[04:37] Melody**
This one is kind of like a bear!
**[04:39] Melody**
Wow, looking for shapes in the
stones might be crazy fun!
**[04:43] Melody**
Or I'm just crazy bored!
**[04:44] Melody**
Oh, this one is super cute!
**[04:47] Melody**
It's like the Abenobashi Terminal Building!
They look so much alike!
**[04:52] Melody**
Because it's just a long rectangle?!
**[04:54] Melody**
What am I doing?!
***SIGN*** Today's Crystal
**[04:59] Trio**
gd Men.
**[05:05] Y**
Oh, it's glowing.
**[05:06] L**
I've been waiting for this!
**[05:07] A**
Someone sounds confident.
**[05:12] Y**
That's gross...
**[05:13] L**
Ew...
**[05:14] L**
He's just in his underpants.
**[05:16] A**
Just the underpants! Just the underpants.
**[05:17] L**
Just the underpants.
**[05:18] Y**
Just the underpants.
Mr. Just The Underpants.
**[05:19] L**
Mr. Just the underpants?
**[05:20] L**
Chief Just the underpants..
**[05:21] L**
Ew!
**[05:22] A**
Something about the way he moves
is disturbingly realistic...
**[05:26] L**
I see...
**[05:28] Y**
I wish he wouldn't raise his leg like that.
**[05:28] A**
Couldn't he put a robe on...?
**[05:31] Y**
Makes you think you're
gonna see... something.
**[05:33] A**
People like this tend to want to show off.
**[05:34] Y**
Seriously?
**[05:35] A**
We're doing this again... What to do?
**[05:38] A**
Okay, I'll go first.
**[05:40] L**
Go for it.
**[05:41] A**
I'll do it but I think I
might get in trouble...
**[05:42] ---**
Good luck.
**[05:44] A**
Lalalala, lalalala, *******
to the ****** **** Park!
**[05:51] A**
Lalalala, lalalala!
**[05:54] A**
I wonder when they're going to call
me to be on *Kedamono Friends*...
**[05:59] Y**
They're not going to!
**[06:01] A**
I bet they would, if it was
*Kedamono Friends* instead!
**[06:04] A**
Considering how much rhythm he has,
he'd get to be in the opening, I bet.
**[06:07] Y**
I guess he was moving smoothly.
**[06:08] A**
That's right.
**[06:10] A**
Yep.
**[06:12] L**
This is bad... we're in so much trouble...
**[06:15] A**
Like I care!
**[06:18] L**
Okay, me!
**[06:18] A**
Right, good luck!
**[06:21] L**
La dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah,
**[06:25] L**
la dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah,
**[06:29] L**
la dah dee—
What are you looking at, Mr. Hero?!
**[06:36] Y**
Who? Who? Who was that?
**[06:37] A**
I think he doesn't get the reference.
**[06:39] L**
You don't?!
**[06:42] L**
You didn't watch *Guru Guru*?!
**[06:43] A**
There it is!
**[06:43] Y**
I see!
**[06:46] A**
There it is.
**[06:47] Y**
Makes sense now, yeah.
**[06:47] L**
It's like Old Man North North.
**[06:49] A**
When you actually put it that
way, I can see the resemblance.
**[06:52] A**
Old Man North North?
**[06:52] L**
He doesn't actually resemble him!
**[06:53] A**
Oh, no?
**[06:59] Y**
Okay!
**[07:01] L**
Yomi?
**[07:02] Y**
I'll go now.
**[07:05] Y**
This summer, a new brand of air
conditioner is going on sale!
**[07:08] Y**
Feel the moist, warm air flow from
a single underpants-clad crotch!
**[07:16] Y**
...I guess I finished that too soon.
**[07:19] A**
That was the only thing
they had to advertise.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:02] A**
Yomi-kun, can you translate
"kiss me" into Japanese?
**[08:04] Y**
Isn't it just "kiss me"?
**[08:07] A**
That's what I thought.
**[08:08] A**
I overheard Light-senpai
saying "kiss me" just now.
**[08:12] Y**
Huh?! Who did he say "kiss me" to?
**[08:14] L**
Both of you, your pronunciation
is horrible! It's "kiss me."
**[08:17] A**
Light-san!
**[08:18] A**
Next episode, "The gdmotive of a Twist!"
***SIGN*** The gdmotive of a Twist!
***SIGN*** Kiss me.
***SIGN*** Kiss me.
***SIGN*** Kiss me.
***SIGN*** Perfect body.
***SIGN*** Perfect body.
**[08:28] Yomi**
That is obviously not happening.
# 9 - Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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***SIGN*** Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island!
***SIGN*** Welcome to
Dream Island!
***SIGN*** Winners
***SIGN*** get one million gold!!
**[00:50] Light**
Gulp...
**[00:56] Trio**
Sounds good!
**[00:57] L**
Alfa, you know what to do, right?
**[00:59] A**
But of course! This program
ought to be able to get it open!
**[01:02] A**
Loading data!
**[01:08] L**
So this is it?!
***SIGN*** Dream Island
**[01:12] MC**
*Our first attraction is
the Basket Merry-Go-Round*
***SIGN*** Basket Merry-Go-Round
**[01:17] MC**
*Landing balls in the baskets
will score you points.*
**[01:22] L**
We have to sink shots into Underpants
Only's basket, right? Piece of cake!
**[01:25] A**
All right, throw!
**[01:31] Y**
Got it!
**[01:32] L**
Toss!
**[01:33] L**
Receive!
**[01:35] L**
Attack!
**[01:37] A**
All right! Smooth sailing.
**[01:40] MC**
*Level two: Auto Pilot.*
**[01:43] L**
They're moving!
**[01:45] Y**
Hey! Stop!
**[01:48] Y**
Wait!
**[01:51] A**
Hold it right there, Underpants Only!
**[01:53] Y**
Got him, got him, got him!
**[01:55] Y**
Nice one, Alfa!
**[01:57] MC**
*Speeding up. Speeding up!*
**[02:02] L**
For real?!
**[02:06] A**
Underpants Only is in trouble!
**[02:07] Y**
If he falls over, the balls will fall out!
**[02:09] A**
Protect him!
**[02:18] Trio**
Underpants Only!
***SIGN*** 1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt
***SIGN*** 1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt
***SIGN*** 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt
***SIGN*** 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt
***SIGN*** 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt
***SIGN*** 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt
***SIGN*** 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt
***SIGN*** 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt 10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt
***SIGN*** 8. Team Fusako - 763pt
9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt
10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt
11. Team gd Men - 0pt
***SIGN*** Fairy Tale Zone
**[02:29] N**
*Fairy Tale Zone.*
**[02:30] N**
*Welcome to the world of Dream Island!*
**[02:34] L**
This seems totally different from before.
**[02:36] Y**
Yeah, it's exciting!
**[02:40] Y**
Look over there! How cute.
**[02:42] A**
Yeah. Something relaxing about it...
**[02:44] A**
Wait, that guy on the end!
**[02:46] A**
Don't force yourself, man!
**[02:50] L**
Someone's controlling them?!
**[02:51] Y**
He's the mastermind!
**[02:54] A**
And now I feel depressed.
**[03:00] N**
The Shooting Zone.
***SIGN*** The Shooting Zone
**[03:02] N**
You score points by shooting bad guys!
**[03:05] L**
I've done something like this before!
**[03:07] Y**
You get more points for how
bad the person is, right?
**[03:10] A**
Pardon me.
**[03:13] [SONG] Sign**
Defeated a robber.
1 point.
**[03:15] A**
One point for shooting a robber?!
**[03:17] L**
You're not gonna score going
after the obvious targets!
**[03:19] L**
It's this guy!
**[03:21] [SONG] Sign**
Defeated customer at the register (who is threatening the clerk)
5 Points.
**[03:22] L**
That's all I get even when
he's threatening the clerk?!
**[03:24] Y**
There!
**[03:27] L**
Whoa!
**[03:27] [SONG] Sign**
Defeated a co-worker who won't shut up about adding him to your Line friends.
100 points.
**[03:28] Y**
Nobody likes it when you won't shut
up about being added on Line!
***SIGN*** Bonus Time
**[03:33] N**
*Bonus Time.*
**[03:35] N**
*Many bad guys will appear,
so please defeat them.*
***SIGN*** Bonus Time
**[03:38] Y**
Come on, let's rack up some points
and go for the high score!
**[03:41] Light**
There!
**[03:44] [SONG] Sign**
Defeated the guy screwing around in the cooler.
100 points.
**[03:44] L**
No screwing around in the cooler!
**[03:48] A**
Gotcha!
**[03:50] [SONG] Sign**
Defeated a customer who opened a sealed magazine.
5 points.
**[03:52] A**
I mean, that's just bad manners.
**[03:56] L**
We can get the high score!
**[03:57] L**
Yomi, bring it home!
**[03:58] A**
I'm sure the boy can make it happen!
**[04:04] L**
I wanna be a hero with a girlfriend!
**[04:06] A**
I want cheesy romance every day!
**[04:08] Y**
Cake!
**[04:14] Y**
No loitering outside the store!
**[04:14] [SONG] Sign**
Defeated the punks who were loitering outside the store.
2000 points.
**[04:17] Trio**
Well?!
***SIGN*** 1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
2. Team gd Men - 3234pt
3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
**[04:24] L**
Y-you...
**[04:26] L**
Underpants Only!
**[04:29] L**
Huh?!
**[04:30] N**
*Defeated the owner of the convenience store*
**[04:30] [SONG] Sign**
Defeated the owner of the convenience store who works his employees
to the bone while refusing to increase their wages.
10,000 points.
**[04:31] N**
*who works his employees to the bone
while refusing to increase their wages.*
**[04:35] N**
*Ten thousand points.*
***SIGN*** 1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
2. Team gd Men - 3234pt
3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
***SIGN*** 1. Team gd Men - 13234pt
2. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
**[04:36] Y**
Yes!
**[04:37] Trio**
All right!
**[04:42] A**
We even got a prize!
**[04:45] L**
Yeah! A magic key, right?
**[04:47] L**
Hope we get to use it someday!
**[04:49] Y**
You two did great this time!
**[04:51] L**
I knew I could count on you two, too!
**[04:56] A**
Hey. Hey!
**[04:58] A**
I'm included when you say that, right?
**[04:59] A**
Right?!
**[05:00] A**
You're not gonna form a new
party without me, are you?!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[05:08] Trio**
gd Men.
**[05:13] Mel**
I am finished being a girl who
simply waits for the hero.
**[05:17] Mel**
Yes...
**[05:19] Mel**
I have decided to confront my own existence.
**[05:23] Mel**
The most sublime form of
wasting time... philosophy.
**[05:28] Mel**
This princess has become a philosopher.
**[05:32] Mel**
As I sit here, upon and a part of the Earth,
**[05:34] Mel**
a door opens to my own inner universe.
**[05:37] Mel**
But what is the universe? What is it really?
**[05:39] Mel**
Where is beyond the universe?
**[05:41] Mel**
If everything that exists
is part of the universe,
**[05:43] Mel**
wouldn't anything that exists
outside of it not be the universe?
**[05:46] Mel**
What... is the world?
**[05:49] Mel**
What is the universe, where am I? What am I?!
**[05:54] Mel**
I'm scared! Thinking about it is scary!
**[05:57] Mel**
No more!
***SIGN*** Today's Crystal
***SIGN*** Illustration_ZZ ZZZ-san
**[06:02] Trio**
gd Men!
**[06:07] Y**
It's not glowing today...
**[06:09] L**
Three, two, one, go!
**[06:12] A**
Are you psychic?!
**[06:17] Y**
Whoa.
**[06:17] A**
Man!
**[06:19] A**
This is kinda...
**[06:21] Y**
The eyes are kinda vacant...
**[06:23] L**
Not to mention the way he
moves is... eerily sexy?
**[06:27] Y**
Okay, I'll go!
**[06:31] L**
That was fast.
**[06:34] Y**
If you want to touch the right side
of my chest, form a line over here!
**[06:37] Y**
If you watch to touch the left, over here!
**[06:39] Y**
Now, which will it be?
**[06:43] L**
That's really what it looks like...
**[06:46] L**
Oh, man!
**[06:48] Y**
Like, you *have* to touch one!
**[06:51] A**
So it's like a penalty?
**[06:53] A**
Okay, I'll go.
**[06:55] L**
Go for it.
**[06:56] A**
Here I go!
**[07:00] A**
He is in charge of the western wing,
**[07:02] A**
and over here, the manager
of the eastern wing.
**[07:05] A**
I, on the other hand,
am just passing through.
**[07:10] Y**
For someone who's just passing
through he's kinda... intense?
**[07:12] Y**
Has a really strong presence?
**[07:14] L**
You're telling me!
**[07:16] Y**
Way too much.
**[07:17] A**
Maybe those are formal clothes
from his home country.
**[07:21] L**
I've got one!
**[07:22] L**
That one helped me figure it out.
**[07:23] A**
Yeah?
**[07:25] L**
It's kinda old fashioned, though.
**[07:26] A**
Okay. Those are the best.
**[07:28] L**
Did you drop the monk on the right?
**[07:32] L**
Or the one on the left?
**[07:34] L**
Who cares? Hold me!
**[07:38] Y**
Oh, man!
**[07:41] Y**
Oh, man....
**[07:42] Y**
I guess no one cares, then?
**[07:44] L**
Not in the end!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:24] Y**
It's such a waste to go to sleep.
***SIGN*** Next... GD-Project ~ Normal Edition * Episode 10 ~
**[08:26] Y**
Can I squeeze you?
**[08:27] A**
Yeah, nothing like that's happening.
# 10 - The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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***SIGN*** Level 10: The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle
**[00:49] Y**
Sure is impressive, huh?
**[00:51] Y**
You think the demon lord is really strong?
**[00:57] Y**
But we came all the way here together.
**[01:00] Y**
We have to have faith, right?
**[01:04] Y**
And the princess is waiting.
**[01:07] L**
I'm really excited!
**[01:08] Y**
Hey, you can't say that!
**[01:11] A**
I'm lookin' forward to seeing
what kinda guys are in there!
**[01:14] Y**
You say that, but you're not
even trying to go inside.
**[01:21] Y**
Hey. You're backing up! Clearly!
**[01:26] ---**
I'm really excited!
**[01:28] ---**
I'm positive that's a lie!
**[01:29] A**
Hey, it's not that I'm chicken,
**[01:33] A**
I'm trying to give you youngsters
a rare experience, as an adult!
**[01:37] L**
That's right! Do you understand, Yomi-kun?
**[01:40] Y**
That's a total lie!
**[01:41] Y**
And you're a kid, too, Light!
**[01:43] ---**
You knucklehead! Once you're a dippy
middle schooler, you count as an adult!
**[01:47] ---**
Isn't that right, Alfa-san?
**[01:48] L**
No, you're a kid.
**[01:50] L**
You've probably never even
been to a girls' bar.
**[01:52] L**
You're not mature at all!
**[01:55] Y**
Whatever, can we just do this thing?!
**[01:58] Y**
Since we're here!
**[02:00] L**
Right, since we're here!
We don't want to waste the opportunity!
**[02:03] A**
That's right! Since we're here!
Timing is important, y'know?
**[02:07] A**
I'm telling you, we're not trying to make
a positive out of this waste of time!
**[02:11] Y**
I'm positive that's a lie!
**[02:12] A**
It's not like we're hanging out
with our buddies over the weekend
**[02:15] A**
trying to make the best of it to
see who gets to be most popular!
**[02:18] A**
So when we try to record a
video we get super embarrassed.
**[02:20] A**
It's not that we're getting
super embarrassed!
**[02:22] Y**
Yes, it is! That's exactly what it is!
**[02:26] A**
When you grow up,
**[02:27] A**
you meet up with your buddies and
start talking about your own company!
**[02:30] A**
And yet, ultimately you end up
giving up! It's not that, either!
**[02:34] A**
What, then? Are you trying to gather
more information first or something?
**[02:39] A**
That's right!
**[02:40] A**
We lack information!
What we do have is courage!
**[02:44] L**
Ditto!
**[02:45] L**
What we need is info!
We have plenty of courage!
**[02:48] A**
Yes! And I'm pretty sure
the information's over there!
**[02:51] L**
Sure enough!
**[02:52] Y**
I do not want to be this kind of an adult...
**[02:55] L**
Come on, let's go.
***SIGN*** Today's princess
***SIGN*** Illustration by Yamada Kagura-san
**[02:59] Trio**
gd Men...
**[03:06] Melody**
I finally understand...
**[03:09] Melody**
I am the universe itself.
**[03:12] Melody**
So I have to go into the universe myself!
**[03:16] Melody**
Stupid hero!
**[03:19] Melody**
I can sense the cosmo!
**[03:22] Melody**
But the thing is... I'm sorta locked in here.
**[03:26] Melody**
They've got some nerve,
locking me, the universe, in here!
**[03:30] ---**
Huh? Huh?! *Huh*?!
**[03:35] Melody**
The lock... is open?!
**[03:39] Melody**
I can... get out?!
**[03:41] Melody**
Then I can see the hero?!
**[03:44] ---**
Hooray!
**[03:46] Melody**
All the tension is gone?!
**[03:48] Melody**
Oh, my God! What the heck?!
***SIGN*** Illustration by Imada Emi-san
***SIGN*** Today's Crystal!
**[03:55] Trio**
gd Men!
**[04:00] L**
I'm starting to look forward to this!
**[04:01] L**
It's honestly the part I'm looking
forward to the most... or not at all.
**[04:08] A**
Who?
**[04:09] Y**
Who is this?
**[04:10] Y**
I'm not sure, but...
**[04:11] Y**
She's cute, though.
**[04:13] Y**
This is just a hunch...
**[04:15] Y**
but I feel like this is your kind of thing.
**[04:17] Y**
Seriously? Then I'll go first, then. I'll go first.
**[04:22] Y**
Now then, let's fast-forward
the footage of her sleeping last night.
**[04:28] A**
You really do enjoy these sorta...
**[04:31] A**
...narration deals.
**[04:32] L**
He does.
**[04:34] ---**
I see.
**[04:34] A**
What should I do?
**[04:38] A**
Okay, I guess I'll go next.
**[04:39] Y**
Right.
**[04:40] A**
Okay, Alfa, going up next.
**[04:42] A**
Oh! Oh, no! Mom's coming in,
**[04:44] A**
the best way to conceal the dirty
book underneath my bed is...
**[04:47] A**
This.
**[04:49] A**
You get it?
**[04:50] L**
"This?"
**[04:51] ---**
This?
**[04:52] L**
Is that even hiding anything?
**[04:55] Y**
The idea is you move at that
speed so they don't see it.
**[04:58] L**
Okay, me next.
**[05:00] A**
Counting on you.
**[05:02] L**
Ah, the vibrator is on,
the vibrator's on.
**[05:05] L**
Someone'll see me!
This is bad, this is so bad!
**[05:10] A**
That's so crass!
**[05:11] ---**
Crass?
**[05:12] L**
What? What's so crass?
**[05:13] L**
What do you mean, crass?
**[05:14] ---**
What do you mean, vibrator?
**[05:15] L**
Well y'know, the bed is going brrrrrr...
**[05:20] A**
It is?
**[05:20] Y**
The bed is shaking, like an attraction.
**[05:21] ---**
Like a massage.
**[05:21] ---**
There isn't anything inside, or anything.
**[05:23] L**
Yes, okay!
**[05:26] Y**
Don't just make the decisions!
**[05:26] Y**
Who made you the director?
**[05:31] L**
Is this a prison cell?
**[05:33] A**
Hey, it's the girl from before.
**[05:36] A**
She's yelling about something.
**[05:37] A**
Hey, she's pretty cute.
**[05:38] L**
True...
**[05:40] A**
Dude, she's cuter than I thought.
**[05:41] ---**
She is.
**[05:43] ---**
I think it'd be a good idea
to incorporate that somehow.
**[05:45] Y**
In that case, Alfa-san, go ahead.
**[05:50] A**
It's a little cliche, but I'll go ahead, then.
**[05:52] ---**
Okay.
**[05:54] A**
Arrgh, I'm so bored!
**[05:59] A**
Maybe I set my fee a little too high...
**[06:05] ---**
I see...
**[06:06] L**
Is that the kinda shop this is?!
**[06:08] L**
I dunno what kinda shop it is,
but it does have fees, so...
**[06:13] ---**
Seriously?
**[06:13] Y**
Oh, maybe they're maids!
**[06:16] A**
I thought for sure that Light would've
been the first one to go for that!
**[06:20] A**
I guess not!
**[06:22] ---**
I considered it...
**[06:24] ---**
But...
**[06:24] Y**
So you did consider it.
**[06:25] L**
But he beat me to it, so let's just go!
**[06:28] ---**
Really?
**[06:33] L**
I'm gonna poop myself!
**[06:35] L**
But it was just a fart, so I guess it's fine!
**[06:42] y**
Nice. That's a good one.
**[06:44] A**
But does that even happen?
**[06:46] A**
The reverse usually happens...
**[06:49] A**
Like when you're gonna fart,
but something more comes out.
**[06:51] A**
I mean, it hasn't happened to me, but...
**[06:53] Y**
But Alfa-san, you're already an adult!
**[06:55] A**
No, no, it was a friend of a friend!
**[06:55] Y**
You poop yourself?!
**[06:58] Y**
You're totally talking about yourself.
**[06:59] A**
But I'm pretty sure the opposite doesn't really happen.
**[07:04] A**
Let's have Yomi bring it
in clean for the end...
**[07:09] Y**
Okay, here I go...
**[07:11] A**
Okay.
**[07:13] Y**
Your... name is...
**[07:19] Y**
Our bodies aren't switching at all.
**[07:24] L**
Is that it?!
**[07:25] L**
I was wondering what you were going for.
**[07:28] L**
But it'd be fun to swap bodies
with a girl that cute, right.
**[07:31] Y**
True.
**[07:32] l**
Well, first you grab them...
**[07:32] l**
Fun?
**[07:33] Y**
First you grab 'em.
**[07:35] Y**
Grab what?
**[07:35] Y**
Boobs.
**[07:37] Y**
What? Grab boobs?
**[07:38] Y**
I mean, that's what he did in the movie.
**[07:41] L**
Huh?
**[07:42] Y**
Huh? He did?
**[07:43] L**
When they switched, that was
the first thing that happened.
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** More gdmaru next week!
**[08:28] L**
Not gonna happen!
# 11 - Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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***SIGN*** Raise up the Demon Lord Along With the Melody
**[00:51] Blue**
What's that supposed to mean?
***SIGN*** Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There
**[00:52] Yellow**
Oh, that.
**[00:54] Yellow**
Apparently, if you praise the
Demon Lord, the door will open.
**[00:58] Red**
Wait, we're supposed to
praise the Demon Lord?
**[00:59] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[01:01] Red**
Oh... Okay.
**[01:02] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[01:05] Red**
The Demon Lord is super,
super, super, superior.
**[01:10] Blue**
It's not opening.
**[01:11] Red**
Seriously?
**[01:13] Yellow**
I'm sort of copying Light's, but..
**[01:19] Yellow**
Your p*nis is very, very splendid.
**[01:22] Red**
You're not supposed to laugh.
**[01:23] Blue**
Can you say that?
**[01:26] Blue**
That's not going to open it.
**[01:28] Yellow**
Maybe I should've said how big it was.
**[01:30] Red**
Seriously?
**[01:32] ---**
'Kay, I'm going!
**[01:35] Red**
Alfa, you see, is actually a d*ck.
**[01:39] Yellow**
Why did you just insult me?
**[01:40] Blue**
That's got nothing to do with anything!
**[01:43] yellow**
I'm an AI robot so I'm definitely not
lacking down there. Don't mess with me.
**[01:46] Red**
You're not?
**[01:47] Yellow**
Of course not!
**[01:48] Red**
How many centimeters?
**[01:50] Yellow**
Next.
**[01:50] Blue**
Okay, here I go.
**[01:54] Blue**
Happy trails...
You're so bushy down there.
**[02:00] Red**
Is that considered a compliment?
**[02:02] Blue**
Yeah, totally.
**[02:03] Yellow**
Oh, yeah.
**[02:04] Yellow**
I forgot I took the magic key
the other day. Tee-hee my bad.
**[02:09] Both**
Hey!
**[02:10] Red**
Hey, you... you...
**[02:11] Yellow**
Okay, well, let's go.
**[02:15] Blue**
Ready, and...
**[02:17] All**
Hup!
**[02:24] Red**
Hey, wait a sec.
**[02:26] Red**
There's some kind of character over there!
**[02:27] Red**
Is that the Demon Lord?
**[02:28] Blue**
You're right. Huh?
**[02:30] Blue**
Isn't that the person who showed up
in the crystal ball the other day?
**[02:33] Yellow**
That must be the Demon Lord...
**[02:35] Yellow**
Or actually a background character
that didn't escape in time.
**[02:38] Red**
She's surprisingly cute.
**[02:39] Blue**
Really? Isn't that the princess?
**[02:42] Red**
Yomi! This is a game where you're
supposed to save the princess.
**[02:44] Red**
There'd be a lot of questions
if we just opened the gate
**[02:46] Red**
and the princess just happened
to be standing there.
**[02:48] Pink**
Hey, hold it!
**[02:50] Pink**
Who was it? Who was it?
**[02:55] Red**
Sorry, what?
**[02:56] Yellow**
You're not a background character?
**[02:58] Pink**
Of course not. Can't you
tell just by looking at me?
**[03:01] Pink**
I'm Princess Melody!
**[03:03] Blue**
See? I told you.
**[03:05] Red**
Hey, Alfa, is this really the princess?
**[03:08] Yellow**
Um... Uh...
**[03:11] Yellow**
No idea.
**[03:13] Blue**
You don't know?
**[03:14] Yellow**
My memory's been deleted... or something.
**[03:18] Pink**
Are you the AI robot that Papa sent for me?
**[03:21] Red**
Yup! That's him!
**[03:23] Blue**
So you are the princess.
**[03:24] Blue**
But why don't you know each other?
**[03:26] Pink**
Huh? Isn't that obvious?
**[03:27] Yellow**
U-Um, Princess...
**[03:29] Pink**
Well, there're like 500 of these back home.
**[03:32] Both**
What?!
**[03:36] (Flashback) Pink**
There're like 500... There're like 500...
**[03:39] (Flashback) Pink**
There're like 500... There're like 500...
**[03:43] Yellow**
Please stahp!
**[03:46] Red**
You're the background character!
**[03:48] Blue**
There's that many of you?
**[03:50] Red**
Do you guys call each other like
Oso-al, Cho-al, Jyushi-al?
**[03:53] Pink**
I think he's more of a Todo-al.
**[03:54] Yellow**
Stop! Please!
**[03:58] Pink**
So hilarious!
**[04:02] Pink**
Who the hell cares?!
**[04:05] Pink**
Do you have any idea how long I've
been waiting? You're so useless!
**[04:08] Red**
Useless?
**[04:08] Pink**
My heart's not going pitter-patter
at all. Total fail. Epic fail.
**[04:12] Red**
Crap she's using some normie language.
**[04:14] Yellow**
Regardless of how you may feel,
the King is waiting for you.
**[04:17] Yellow**
Let us go back to the mansion.
**[04:18] Pink**
Good idea. Yeah, I'll go back.
Yeah, I'll do that.
**[04:22] Three**
Huh?
**[04:24] Pink**
Okay, start over from the beginning.
**[04:25] Pink**
You have to know how to make a
girl's heart go pitter-patter.
**[04:28] Pink**
First impressions are the most important
in date situations like this.
**[04:30] Pink**
Not to mention, having the girl arrive and
have to wait is totally out of the question.
**[04:33] Yellow**
Uh, Princess? You're going over there?
You're going back that way?
**[04:36] Blue**
This is a date?
**[04:37] Red**
Have you ever been on one?
**[04:38] Blue**
Not sure. What about you?
**[04:40] Red**
I'm pretty sure. At least, I'm pretty sure...
**[04:41] Red**
I haven't.
**[04:42] Pink**
Make my heart flutter next time. Kthxbye!
**[04:45] Yellow**
Uh, Princess? Princess!
**[04:47] Yellow**
Please wait!
**[04:50] Both**
No way!
**[04:52] Yellow**
And there you have it. All right.
Let's go raise our levels!
**[04:56] Both**
Like hell!
***SIGN*** Today's Princess
**[04:57] [SONG] Cap**
So tired...
***SIGN*** Illustration by_Kinoshita Takae
***SIGN*** gd Men
**[05:00] All**
gd Men.
**[05:03] Pink**
Before I knew it, I've returned to my cell...
**[05:07] Pink**
But I'm not going to give up!
**[05:09] Pink**
I'm sure that next time a guy who'll
make my heart explode will save me!
**[05:14] Pink**
Wait, they're coming to save
me, but I'm going to die?
**[05:18] Pink**
No way!
***SIGN*** Final Episode Speculation Contest
***SIGN*** Illustration_ Saneyuki-san
**[05:23] All**
gd Men!
**[05:26] Yellow**
Mission complete! Good work, you two.
**[05:31] Red**
Yeah! Good work!
Wait, is this how it's supposed to end?
**[05:35] Blue**
Yeah! We have a whole episode left!
**[05:38] Yellow**
Then why don't we
**[05:39] Yellow**
do a final episode speculation contest
with the time we have left over?
**[05:43] Red**
Yes! Yes! I'm coming!
**[05:45] Blue**
Yeah, that sounds fun.
**[05:47] Yellow**
So what should we do for the final episode?
**[05:49] Blue**
You know... That princess,
was like really scary, right?
**[05:53] Both**
Yeah.
**[05:54] Blue**
And she, like, went back to
the Demon Lord's castle.
**[05:57] Yellow**
Yeah, she did.
**[05:58] Blue**
Maybe she's the Demon Lord.
**[06:01] Red**
I see.
**[06:02] Red**
The old bait and switch!
**[06:03] Yellow**
She first acted like the Demon Lord
that acted like a background character,
**[06:05] Yellow**
but was actually the Demon Lord after all.
**[06:06] Blue**
Yeah, exactly, and not the princess.
**[06:09] Red**
That's actually possible.
**[06:10] Blue**
Plausible, right?
**[06:12] Yellow**
Not to mention, she basically
ripped out my heart,
**[06:15] Yellow**
so should we off her?
**[06:17] Red**
Off her?
**[06:18] Yellow**
Want to off the princess?
No, I mean, the Demon Lord?
**[06:20] Blue**
Yeah, but the thing is...
we're only speculating here.
**[06:24] Blue**
For the final episode.
**[06:25] Yellow**
I guess that's a possibility,
**[06:27] Yellow**
and while we're at it...
**[06:30] Yellow**
Don't you guys want a second season?
**[06:32] Blue**
You mean we'll keep going?
**[06:32] Red**
You're bringing that up now?
**[06:34] Yellow**
We can go on another journey,
**[06:36] Yellow**
and have this one end like,
"Their journey still continues."
**[06:39] Blue**
So there's no closure?
**[06:40] Yellow**
Yeah, because if there's
closure, it'll all be over.
**[06:41] Blue**
Like, "Our journey has only just begun,"
***SIGN*** Our journey...
***SIGN*** ...has only just begun!
**[06:45] Blue**
and then we get canceled?
**[06:46] Yellow**
We'll only make it look
like we got canceled...
**[06:48] Blue**
And then, to be continued?
**[06:49] Yellow**
Right. And we'll have the
princess pop up and say,
**[06:52] Yellow**
“Save me, damn it!
There's a second season!”
**[06:53] Blue**
Oh, so she's just gonna say it?
**[06:54] Yellow**
Yeah, totally.
**[06:55] Yellow**
I'll make her say it.
**[06:56] Red**
We'll make it look like we're
leveling up and then just go back.
**[07:00] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[07:01] Red**
That sounds like something
from "Guru Guru."
**[07:03] Yellow**
You really love "Guru Guru."
**[07:04] Red**
I love it.
**[07:05] Yellow**
And also... I might be praising
myself a bit, but...
**[07:08] Yellow**
You know how she said I was just one of 500?
**[07:14] Yellow**
That's got me down a bit, you see.
**[07:16] Yellow**
And then, everyone will tell me it's okay,
**[07:20] Yellow**
and then I'll have a revelation
that I'm okay the way I am.
**[07:22] Yellow**
And then, bam! The sky fills the screen
and everyone is clapping, like,
**[07:27] Yellow**
"Congrats!" "Congrats!" "So happy!" "Bless!"
**[07:30] Yellow**
Something like that.
**[07:33] Blue**
I see.
**[07:34] Yellow**
So, yeah, that.
**[07:36] Blue**
That?
**[07:37] Yellow**
Thank you to my friends,
goodbye to the princess.
**[07:40] Yellow**
And to all of our viewers...
**[07:43] Two**
Congratulations.
**[07:43] Red**
Thanks.
**[07:44] Red**
Oh, I messed up.
**[07:45] Red**
It's a mess!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[08:23] Yellow**
gd Men. Come back again.
It's all for love.
**[08:28] Blue**
Nah.
# 12 - Level 12: Until We Meet Again
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR2P8QV2R/gdgd-mens-party)
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**[00:35] Yellow**
Now, then...
**[00:36] Yellow**
The way home is exactly
what I explained earlier.
***SIGN*** Level 12: Until We Meet Again
**[00:39] Yellow**
Be careful getting home, you two.
**[00:42] Red**
Yes, sir!
**[00:42] Red**
It'll be an adventure until I get home!
**[00:45] Blue**
Don't forget we all need
to play *Beast Hunter*.
**[00:48] Yellow**
Yeah, it's a promise.
**[00:50] Blue**
Are you going back to the king, Alfa?
**[00:53] Yellow**
Yeah. I can't really leave his side, so...
**[01:01] Red**
It was a lot of fun, Alfa!
**[01:03] Blue**
We were an awesome party!
**[01:07] Yellow**
Light, Yomi...
**[01:10] Yellow**
Let us meet again.
**[01:14] Ram**
*Chirp, chirp, tick, tick, tick.*
**[01:17] Blue**
So, as soon as we go through
this door, we'll be back home.
**[01:20] Red**
We're gonna be stripped naked again.
**[01:23] Blue**
What the heck's the point in that?
Seems pretty useless.
**[01:26] Ram**
*Light and Yomi, are you ready?*
**[01:29] Both**
Yup.
**[01:30] Ram**
Excellent. I will now open the door.
**[01:37] Light**
I wonder if Light got back to the king.
**[01:41] Ram**
*Alfa 202 is having his memory deleted,*
**[01:43] Ram**
*so he can prepare for his next mission.*
**[01:47] Both**
Huh?!
**[01:51] Rem**
*Alfa 202, we will now delete your memory*
**[01:56] Rem**
* and install software needed*
* for your next mission.*
**[02:00] Yellow**
I just have one request.
**[02:03] Yellow**
Could I keep my memories of my last party?
**[02:08] Rem**
*Special requests will not be accepted.*
**[02:10] Rem**
*Is there anything else?*
**[02:13] Blue**
Alfa 202 is the Alfa we know, right?
**[02:17] Blue**
His memory's going to be erased? Wait!
**[02:21] Ram**
*Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.*
**[02:24] Red**
Hey! Answer us! Hey!
**[02:26] Blue**
Light, let's go stop him!
**[02:28] Red**
Yeah!
**[02:30] Yellow**
Because they are the King's orders,
I will accept without resisting.
**[02:40] Yellow**
Light, Yomi, I'm sorry.
**[02:45] Yellow**
I won't be able to play the
game with you guys after all.
**[02:54] Red**
They can't be serious about
him forgetting everything!
**[02:57] Blue**
No way! I don't want that to happen!
**[03:05] Red**
Hey, Alfa!
**[03:07] Iyami**
Yesh?
**[03:08] Blue**
Alfa!
**[03:09] Conan**
You dummy.
**[03:12] Red**
Where are you, Alfa?!
**[03:13] Alfa**
Want you!
**[03:14] Alfa**
You idiot!
**[03:15] Alfa**
Do you have any balls?!
**[03:17] Alfa**
Overwhelming!
**[03:18] Alfa**
If you want to become stronger, take this!
**[03:20] Blue**
Alfa!
**[03:23] Right**
You mad?
**[03:24] Left**
Nope.
**[03:28] Blue**
Over there!
**[03:30] Red**
Hot guy voice!
**[03:32] Yellow**
Okay, pay attention.
**[03:33] Yellow**
We're going to level you up.
**[03:36] Yellow**
Right now, your levels are just...
**[03:38] Red**
You know who we are, right?
**[03:42] Yellow**
It's still way too early
to save the princess.
**[03:44] Blue**
Hey, look at us!
**[03:47] Red**
Why?
**[03:49] Red**
Why...
**[03:51] Red**
Why...
**[03:52] Red**
did you have to have your memory erased?!
**[03:58] Blue**
I'd finally made another friend...
**[04:06] Yellow**
You guys need to toughen up at least
to the level of my last party.
**[04:11] Yellow**
A guy who suffers from a really
bad case of delusions of grandeur
**[04:13] Yellow**
and a very unenthused little boy.
**[04:15] Yellow**
At least that much.
**[04:17] Both**
Huh?
**[04:19] Yellow**
But seriously...
**[04:21] Yellow**
Did you two always cry so easily?
**[04:23] Yellow**
That's news to me.
**[04:28] Both**
Alfa!
**[04:30] Yellow**
Light, Yomi.
**[04:35] Yellow**
Hey, calm dow— Hey! Light, calm down.
Stop moving your hips like that.
**[04:40] Yellow**
Yomi! Seriously! Calm them hips! Calm!
**[04:43] Yellow**
Gross! So gross!
**[04:44] Red**
How can I stay c-c-c-c-calm
at a time like this.
**[04:47] Yomi**
It's the real Alfa!
**[04:50] Blue**
Hang on! About what you said earlier...
**[04:54] Red**
Hey, you geezer!
**[04:55] Red**
Who were you saying suffered
from delusions of grandeur?!
**[04:57] Blue**
And I've always been totally enthusiastic!
**[05:00] Yellow**
Hold on, wait, wait— Ow!
**[05:02] Yellow**
Stop it!
**[05:02] Yellow**
Come on, stop!
**[05:04] ---**
Wait! Ow!
**[05:06] Yellow**
Break! Break!
***SIGN*** Our Touching Reunion
**[05:07] [SONG] Sign**
(Penned by Alfa)
**[05:10] All**
gd Men.
**[05:11] Red**
Not happening!
**[05:12] Blue**
You even decided the title without asking!
**[05:14] Red**
Give us back our tears!
**[05:17] Blue**
I'm not going to stop hitting
you until you cry, Alfa!
**[05:28] Yellow**
Stop it! Seriously!
**[05:30] Red**
Bring it on!
**[05:35] Yellow**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[05:37] Yellow**
You guys are creeping me out!
**[05:42] Yellow**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[05:45] Yellow**
Seriously, stop! Please?
**[05:50] Yellow**
Stop!
**[05:51] Yellow**
You want to go on an adventure, right?
**[05:54] Red**
Yup.
**[05:55] Blue**
Yup.
**[05:55] Yellow**
Okay... Then, let's go.
***SIGN*** Today's Crystal
**[06:02] All**
gd Men!
**[06:05] Blue**
Hey, the rod.
**[06:07] Alfa**
It's the last episode.
There's nothing to fear!
**[06:10] Blue**
What is this?
We're supposed to voice this?
**[06:13] Red**
Well, there are three of them.
**[06:15] Yellow**
Hey.
**[06:16] Both**
What?
**[06:16] Yellow**
I'm gonna play the cop.
**[06:18] Red**
The human...
**[06:20] Blue**
He took the human.
**[06:20] Red**
Then I'll be the black wagyu cow.
**[06:23] Yellow**
The wagyu?
**[06:23] Blue**
Then, uh, the Holstein?
**[06:26] Red**
You got something hanging down
there. Can you handle it?
**[06:28] Blue**
It's poking out.
**[06:28] Yellow**
That's the tail.
**[06:29] Red**
No, there's totally something
before the tail. Protrusions.
**[06:32] Blue**
Yeah, yeah.
**[06:32] Yellow**
Okay, let's start, let's start, let's start.
**[06:34] Blue**
Okay.
**[06:36] Yellow**
So, you two...
**[06:38] Blue**
Hm?
**[06:39] Yellow**
Is this your first time here?
**[06:41] Red**
Yeah, it totally is. Listen to this!
**[06:46] Red**
Horupi here keeps saying that she
runs into gropers every morning.
**[06:48] Yellow**
Oh, Horupi-san...
**[06:51] Blue**
Yeah.
**[06:51] Yellow**
Yeah, that's not good.
**[06:53] Red**
Go on, tell him, Horupi.
**[06:55] Blue**
So, like, every morning,
**[06:57] Blue**
I keep getting groped.
**[06:58] Red**
They grope her!
**[07:00] Blue**
They grab my teats.
**[07:01] Red**
And what comes out when
they grab your teats.
**[07:04] Blue**
They use hands and machines to grab them.
**[07:06] Yellow**
That, uh, that sounds intense...
**[07:09] Blue**
A white fluid. White fluid comes out.
**[07:12] Red**
It just goes everywhere, sir.
**[07:14] Yellow**
So, uh... I want to confirm
a few things, but...
**[07:16] blue**
Yes?
**[07:18] yellow**
Is it okay that I assume that
you're a female, Horupi-san?
**[07:21] Blue**
Yes.
**[07:22] Yellow**
You're female...
**[07:24] Yellow**
But white stuff comes out.
**[07:25] Blue**
Yes.
**[07:26] Red**
Why are you asking something so obvious?!
**[07:28] Blue**
What are you talking about?!
**[07:29] Blue**
I'm the victim here! How rude!
**[07:31] Yellow**
Yes, you're right. Please calm down.
**[07:33] Red**
Sir!
**[07:34] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[07:36] Blue**
Can we talk to a lady officer?
**[07:37] Yellow**
Uh, I'm sorry. I'm currently
the only one here right now.
**[07:43] Yellow**
So are you with her when
this happens, Cowchi-san?
**[07:47] Red**
Of course I am!
Because I'm always groping her.
**[07:50] Yellow**
Oh, I see...
**[07:50] Blue**
Oh, stop.
**[07:52] Red**
Oh, come on.
**[07:54] Red**
Maybe I'll just come out and say it.
**[07:58] Yellow**
Are you two hungry? You okay?
**[08:00] Yellow**
Would you like some beef bowls?
**[08:03] Red**
Beef bowls! Sounds great!
**[08:04] Blue**
What are you talking about?
**[08:05] Red**
What are you talking about?
**[08:06] Blue**
What do you mean, "beef bowls?"
**[08:08] Red**
Look at us!
**[08:09] Blue**
Isn't that a bit rude?
**[08:11] Yellow**
Oh, I'm so sorry.
**[08:12] Blue**
Ugh, this is the worst.
**[08:13] Blue**
You suck.
**[08:14] Red**
You are so useless!
**[08:16] Yellow**
Please, I really am sorry.
**[08:17] Red**
Well, we're gonna go eat
some grass now. See ya!
***SIGN*** To all our viewers:
***SIGN*** Thank you