Season 1
- 1 - Level 01: Reborn in a Game World!?
- 2 - Level 02: What's the Princess Like!?
- 3 - Level 03: The Job Assignment Chamber
- 4 - Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1)
- 5 - Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2)
- 6 - Level 06: Weapon Evolution!? Fantasy Sword
- 7 - Level 07: Competition! The Hottie Audition
- 8 - Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde"
- 9 - Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island!
- 10 - The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle
- 11 - Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There
- 12 - Level 12: Until We Meet Again
1 - Level 01: Reborn in a Game World!?
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[00:10] Yellow
Hero of fate, I need your
help to rescue the princess.
[00:17] Red
You're asking me to help you?
[00:18] Red
Nice, nice!
[00:20] Red
Princess, no, my future wife,
I shall come to save you!
[00:27] Red
Boop.
[00:32] Red
My name is Light.
[00:34] Red
I'm a game-loving middle
schooler like any other.
[00:37] Red
I got lonely playing by myself,
so I invited some other gamers, but...
[00:42] Red
His name is Yomi.
[00:44] Red
He's, like, two or three
years younger than me.
[00:51] Red
I'm Light,
[00:55] Red
and this is Yomi.
[01:00] Red
And so our adventure begins.
SIGN Level 01: Reborn in a Game World!?
[01:52] Red
That toilet back there didn't have a seat.
[01:54] Red
Insane.
[01:55] Blue
Huh? What are you talking about?
[01:56] Yellow
All right, stop right there.
[01:58] Yellow
Let's stop walking.
[01:59] Blue
What do you mean, stop walking?
[02:01] Red
The princess is waiting for us to rescue her.
[02:03] Red
What is the problem, Alpha?
[02:05] Red
Is it a monster?
[02:05] Yellow
I can't take it anymore.
[02:07] Yellow
This kid's been talking like
this ever since he was reborn.
[02:12] Yellow
I can't stand how annoying he is, can you?
[02:15] Blue
If you had to ask.
[02:16] Yellow
See?
[02:17] Yellow
This son thinks so, too.
[02:19] Yellow
So...
[02:20] Blue
Don't call me "son."
[02:22] Yellow
What, now that we were reborn
into this fantasy world,
[02:24] Yellow
you want to talk old-timey, too?
[02:27] Yellow
Give it a break.
[02:28] Red
Now is not the time to quarrel!
[02:31] Red
We must hurry!
[02:32] Yellow
He's still at it.
[02:33] Yellow
He hasn't stopped.
[02:35] Yellow
It's ongoing.
[02:36] Yellow
Right, son?
[02:38] Blue
Stop that.
[02:39] Yellow
So, Light-kun, what were
you like in the real world?
[02:43] Yellow
You get home and go straight to gaming?
[02:45] Yellow
"I hate going outside and being
actives! It's too tiring."
[02:48] Yellow
That kind of a kid?
[02:51] Yellow
Right?
[02:52] Red
What's your problem?!
[02:54] Red
Here I am reborn in a new world,
and you're rooning the mood!
[02:58] Yellow
Oh, just so you know,
it's ruining, not rooning.
[03:02] Yellow
I guess you still are a
middle school kid, huh?
[03:05] Yellow
A junior high school student.
[03:08] Red
Then let me ask: Why is my companion
in a fantasy world an AI robot?
[03:13] Yellow
Badass, huh?
[03:13] Red
No!
[03:14] Red
And you're totally humanoid, to boot!
[03:16] Red
Why are you bringing science
fiction to fantasy?
[03:19] Red
You're ruining it!
[03:19] Yellow
What do you want me to do?
[03:21] Yellow
Go complain to the developers.
[03:25] Red
You can do that?
[03:26] Yellow
Of course.
[03:27] Blue
How?
[03:27] Yellow
Once you rescue the princess,
you can go back to the real world.
[03:30] Yellow
Then you can enter your question into
the Contact Support form on the website.
SIGN Contact Support
SIGN What the hell!?
SIGN It's a fantasy setting, and the companion's an AI robot... And he's totally a humanoid! Couldn't he at least be a bit more steampunk?!
[03:30] [SONG] Text
Frequently Asked Questions
SIGN Q. How many snacks do I get? Q. What if I'm not enjoying the game? Q. My companion's an AI robot? Q. How many hours can I play for at a time? Q. Are there any cheats?
[03:33] Yellow
Oh, but read the FAQ first.
[03:36] Red
So I still have to rescue the princess!
[03:38] Yellow
You're a hero, after all.
[03:40] Red
Whatever.
[03:41] Red
We're hunting the next monster.
[03:43] Yellow
Can we please do it without the fantasy act?
[03:46] Yellow
All right, let's go.
[03:48] Blue
What a pain.
SIGN Today's Princess
[03:58] Pink
Help me!
[03:59] Pink
Or so I was about to say,
but this might not be all that bad.
[04:04] Pink
I mean, I don't have to
go to school now, right?
[04:05] Pink
That's not bad.
[04:06] Pink
It's freedom.
[04:07] Pink
I'm captured, and yet I'm free!
[04:11] Pink
And knowing Dad, he's going to ask one
of the 500 AI robots in the mansion
[04:15] Pink
to send a dazzling hero.
[04:18] Pink
He must be on the way right now.
[04:19] Pink
Man, my imagination's going wild!
[04:21] Pink
The hero's gotta be hot.
[04:24] Pink
Oh, man! I can spend all
day on this one fantasy!
SIGN Today's Level Up
[04:33] Yellow
All right, listen up.
[04:35] Yellow
We're going to level up now.
[04:37] Red
Level up?
[04:39] Yellow
Yeah.
[04:39] Yellow
It's way too early for you
two to save the princess.
[04:43] Yellow
We need you to finish some
quests and get a bit stronger.
[04:46] Yellow
Not that I know what kind
of missions we'll have.
[04:49] Yellow
Whatever, let's give it a shot.
[04:51] Yellow
Load data.
[04:57] Red
You never told me your hand could do that!
[05:00] Yellow
Looks like it's going to be a monster quest.
[05:02] Yellow
Just kill the waves of monsters
as they come, and you'll be good.
[05:05] Red
This gets me in the mood!
SIGN A Slime has appeared!
[05:10] Red
All right, I'm the hero, so I'm up first.
[05:12] Red
Fantasy Strike!
SIGN You have defeated the Slime!
[05:16] Red
That's way too gross.
SIGN A Sir Slime has appeared!
[05:19] Blue
Go!
[05:22] Red
He got away!
[05:23] Blue
No...
[05:24] Blue
He's going on a journey.
SIGN Sir Slime has escaped!
SIGN An SOSlime has appeared!
[05:28] Red
Fantasy Strike!
[05:30] Red
Fantasy Strike!
[05:34] Yellow
Yo, fantasy boy, cool down.
SIGN SOSlime used Howl!
[05:37] ---
Help me!
[05:38] Blue
Hold up...
SIGN A Tho*as the Tank Slime has appeared!
[05:40] Blue
It can't be...
[05:42] Blue
Look out!
[05:44] Red
I wouldn't be a hero if I ran away now!
[05:46] Red
Bring it!
[05:47] Yellow
This guy's a legit dumbass!
SIGN Today's Crystal
[05:56] ---
gd Men!
[06:01] Red
Hey, Yomi's wand...
[06:03] Yellow
Oh, this?
[06:04] Yellow
It shows you a view of another world.
[06:07] Yellow
Why don't we try talking over it?
[06:11] Blue
That sounds fun.
[06:16] Yellow
What is this?
[06:18] A
What am I supposed to do?
[06:19] Yellow
What's the gorilla for?
[06:21] A
It just went right through the gorilla.
[06:23] Yellow
He's dead.
[06:24] Blue
We're supposed to speak into this?
[06:26] Yellow
Who's going first?
[06:27] Yellow
We got the really passionate...
[06:31] Blue
Yeah, going forward.
[06:33] Yellow
Light, you take this.
[06:35] Red
Me? All right, let's go.
[06:38] Red
Shit! Shit!
[06:40] Red
My wife!
[06:41] Red
She threw out all my figures!
[06:45] Red
All of them!
[06:50] Blue
What's with the shout?
[06:53] Red
I couldn't get in.
[06:54] Yellow
So...
[06:55] Yellow
So what figures did she throw out?
[06:57] Red
Oh, are you sure...
[06:59] Red
Are you sure you want me to tell you here?
[07:01] Yellow
Sure, say it.
[07:03] Red
Should I?
[07:04] Red
That would be NSFW!
[07:09] Red
One of those ones you
can't look at from below!
[07:11] Yellow
One of those.
[07:12] Blue
Oh, to be young...
[07:12] Red
You have something, don't you?
[07:14] Yellow
Okay, okay.
[07:15] Yellow
I got the idea.
[07:17] Blue
The idea?
[07:17] Yellow
All right, I'm up next.
[07:20] Yellow
Here I go.
[07:24] Yellow
You gotta work on your aim!
[07:25] Yellow
You're not going to hit me
with that pathetic kamehameha!
[07:30] Yellow
It's no use defeating me.
[07:32] Yellow
There are a few of us!
[07:36] Blue
A few of us?
[07:36] Yellow
Few of us!
SIGN Preview
[08:14] Red
I bet you can't imagine how much I've
been looking forward to our duel today.
[08:20] Red
I'm going to derp with all my might.
[08:22] Yellow
Bring it on.
[08:24] Red
Next time, on gd Men of Tennis:
SIGN Light VS Alpha
[08:26] Red
"Light VS Alpha."
[08:28] Yellow
Of course not!
2 - Level 02: What's the Princess Like!?
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[00:44] Red
At last, we're here!
SIGN Level 02: What's the Princess Like!?
[00:46] Red
It was a long journey.
[00:49] Blue
Really? It doesn't seem
like it's been that long.
[00:51] Yellow
I feel like we kind of
got here pretty casually.
[00:54] Red
What, are you telling me you can't tell?
[00:57] Red
This...
[00:57] Yellow
What?
[01:00] Red
This...
[01:01] Red
Oh, come on, we're about to enter a dungeon!
[01:05] Red
Get in the mood, man!
[01:07] Yellow
Do we need to do that stuff?
[01:09] Red
We do!
[01:10] Red
It's important!
[01:10] Red
Setting the mood is awesome!
[01:11] Red
You guys suck!
[01:12] Blue
I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
[01:14] Blue
We should play along.
[01:16] Yellow
Let's find a different way to make it fun.
[01:19] Yellow
I mean, I'm stuck in this world forever.
[01:22] Yellow
You guys were born and raised in residential
towns in Ohmori and Yokohama, right?
[01:26] Yellow
Would you get excited adventuring there?
[01:29] Yellow
Well?
[01:31] Blue
You make it easy to understand.
[01:33] Red
Damn it...
[01:34] Red
I have nothing to say.
[01:36] Yellow
Right?
[01:36] Yellow
Too true, right? Lawl.
[01:39] Red
Then what do you recommend?
[01:40] Red
Give us a suggestion.
[01:41] Yellow
Then let's fantasize about what
the princess might be like.
[01:46] Blue
Huh?
[01:46] Red
Dude, you don't know what
the princess looks like?
[01:49] Blue
I thought you served her.
[01:51] Yellow
Someone deleted that data.
[01:54] Red
Seriously?
[01:55] Yellow
Seriously.
[01:56] Blue
I do wonder what the
princess is like, though.
[01:59] Red
Well, she's obviously a
girl with Nagoya curls.
[02:02] Red
And she's good at making acqua pazza.
[02:04] Red
I'm sure of it.
[02:04] Blue
What? That's so specific.
[02:06] Red
And the ponytail she wears
every now and then...
[02:09] Red
Hot damn!
[02:10] Yellow
Oh, I see.
[02:12] Yellow
Guys like dangly things.
[02:14] Blue
Huh? Really?
[02:15] Yellow
Meanwhile, I like Marunouchi-style,
[02:17] Yellow
soft, endearing beauties with
light curls and natural makeup.
[02:20] Blue
Wait, say what?
[02:22] Yellow
You know, someone who could
pull off an off-shoulder top.
[02:25] Yellow
Come on, man.
[02:26] Blue
I totally don't get it!
[02:27] Yellow
Quit blabbering.
[02:29] Yellow
What's your type, son?
[02:32] Blue
Huh? What?
[02:33] Blue
Is he really asking my type?
[02:35] Red
What's your type, Yomi?
[02:37] Blue
I've never thought about it.
[02:40] Blue
I think whomever I fall in
love with would be my type.
[02:46] Blue
Say something!
[02:47] Red
All right, we'll come up with a
type that might be good for you.
[02:50] Yellow
I know what you like, son.
[02:53] Red
A studious, school council president-type.
[02:55] Yellow
But who still hasn't stopped wetting her bed.
[02:59] Yellow
A family-oriented, old-school
girl that's not like the others.
[03:02] Red
And the floor's drenched every time she
wipes her hand after using the washroom.
[03:07] Yellow
But then again, she's in the archery club,
and she's got both brains and brawn.
[03:10] Yellow
She looks good in a hakama.
[03:12] Blue
Yeah, that could work for me.
[03:14] Red
She's even the top arm-wrestler in the world!
[03:16] Blue
That's way too strong.
[03:17] Red
She's like an Australopithecus-type
who's almost human.
[03:21] Red
Oh, forget it.
[03:23] Red
You're way too picky, Yomi!
[03:24] ---
What?!
[03:24] Yellow
Yup.
[03:25] Yellow
Let's go.
[03:26] Red
This is why I hate kids.
[03:29] Blue
Come on!
[03:30] Blue
That's not even fair!
[03:32] Blue
That's not my type!
SIGN Today's Princess
[03:36] ---
gd Men.
[03:41] Pink
I'm going to start a blog.
[03:44] Pink
You only live once.
[03:45] Pink
You gotta keep a record if you're ever
confined. It doesn't happen every day.
[03:49] Pink
I'm actually dying to post photogenic
photos of myself on Instagram, but...
[03:56] Pink
There's nothing photogenic here.
[03:58] Pink
Like, metal, stone, metal...
[04:00] Pink
Seriously, they've got such bad taste!
[04:02] Pink
Photogenify!
[04:03] Pink
Photogenericy!
[04:04] Pink
Wait, what even does "photogenic" mean?
[04:07] Pink
I've been saying it without even knowing?
[04:10] Pink
That's hilarious!
[04:11] Pink
I know what "photo" means,
but what the heck is "genic"?
SIGN Today's Crystal
[04:19] ---
gd Men!
[04:23] Blue
The wand's glowing again.
[04:25] Red
Let's have some fun again, then.
[04:27] Yellow
Sweet.
[04:29] Yellow
What is this creature?
[04:30] Red
Damn.
[04:31] Red
It's legit dancing.
[04:33] Yellow
It looks strong.
[04:33] Yellow
That was fast.
[04:34] Red
So short.
[04:35] Blue
That was a blink.
[04:37] Yellow
But being simple makes it easy, in a way.
[04:41] Blue
Seriously?
[04:42] Red
This is a test of your spontaneity.
[04:43] Yellow
Oh, I know.
[04:44] Red
Do you have one, Alfa?
[04:47] Yellow
Alfa's got one.
[04:48] Red
Bring it!
[04:48] Yellow
This is a cool one.
[04:49] Yellow
All right.
[04:50] Yellow
Here we go.
[04:53] A
Yo, Isono, let's play baseball!
[04:55] B
Guts-oniichan's not here right now.
[04:57] A
Oh.
[05:00] Red
Dude...
[05:00] Blue
Wait, those are balls?
[05:01] Red
Are you okay?
[05:04] Yellow
Dunno.
[05:05] Blue
So those are balls?
[05:06] Red
Okay, so I have an idea.
[05:10] Red
Can I?
[05:11] Yellow
Sure.
[05:11] Yellow
I'm not afraid of anything anymore.
[05:13] Yellow
Go for it.
[05:15] Red
Look!
[05:16] Red
It's the Kobold Lord!
[05:18] Red
Starburst Stream!
[05:23] Yellow
You played your own character.
[05:25] Red
The enemy kind of reminded me of it, so...
[05:26] Blue
Oh, I see.
[05:28] Yellow
Now that you mention it...
[05:29] Red
Yeah.
[05:30] Yellow
Yeah, it's from the very beginning.
[05:32] Red
Yeah.
[05:32] Red
I don't know if I'm allowed to name
the reference, but Episode 2.
[05:34] Red
He fights it with the waifu.
[05:39] Yellow
I don't even care anymore.
[05:41] Yellow
Okay, Yomi, ready?
[05:42] Blue
Hang on.
[05:44] Red
Anything goes now.
[05:46] Red
We might have to do a retake, though.
[05:49] Blue
Okay, then, here I go.
[05:51] Yellow
Go for it.
[05:53] Blue
Right hand up!
[05:54] Blue
Right hand up!
[05:55] Blue
Right hand up!
[05:55] Blue
Right hand down!
[05:58] Red
Seriously?
[06:00] Red
That's cheap, Yomi.
[06:02] Yellow
Dude, you're taking advantage
of your character.
[06:08] Blue
Next.
[06:12] Yellow
I know this.
[06:14] Red
They're so slow.
[06:15] Yellow
No, that one was too simple.
[06:17] Yellow
I don't know what to do.
[06:18] Red
I know already.
[06:20] Red
I'd rather get this over with.
[06:23] Yellow
All right, Light, go for it.
[06:24] Red
All right.
[06:27] Red
No running, please!
[06:29] Red
Please walk when you're inside the venue!
[06:34] Red
Right?
[06:35] Red
You know, like, they do that kind of
thing a lot at that place in Makuhari.
[06:40] Yellow
Gotcha.
[06:40] Yellow
Okay, I'll go next.
[06:43] Yellow
Hurry, hurry!
[06:44] Yellow
That way!
[06:46] Yellow
They still have the Nintendo Switch in stock!
[06:48] Red
Wait a second.
[06:49] Red
That's not safe.
[06:50] Red
That's really not safe.
[06:52] Yellow
They're probably going to bleep that one.
[06:55] Blue
They're so hard to find.
[06:56] Yellow
They are.
[06:58] Blue
Okay, here I go.
[07:01] Blue
Oh, this is *** from when
Mori-kun was around.
[07:07] Red
Dude!
[07:09] Blue
That one's definitely out!
[07:11] Yellow
Man...
[07:14] Yellow
To be honest, I have no idea what you're
talking about, coming from this world.
[07:16] Blue
Yeah, okay...
[07:19] Yellow
All right, here I go.
[07:23] Yellow
Damn it, Mom, I told you to
wake me up in the morning!
[07:28] Red
Damn.
[07:28] Blue
And it was a group.
[07:28] Red
A what-tuplets?
[07:30] Yellow
Well, um...
[07:31] Blue
Six?
[07:31] Blue
Sextuplets?
[07:32] Red
Sextuplets?
[07:34] Blue
Somethingmatsu-san.
[07:35] Yellow
Yeah.
[07:35] Yellow
Whatchamatsu-san.
[07:37] Yellow
I should really level up a bit.
[07:40] Blue
Level up in what?
SIGN Preview
[08:15] Yellow
I wonder, which of you will
be able to satisfy me?
[08:17] Red
I'll satisfy you for sure!
[08:19] Blue
Fine! Bring on the fight!
[08:21] Blue
Don't underestimate a kid!
SIGN Next time, Third Skate:
SIGN Light is Eros, Eros is Yomi!?
SIGN The Third Skate
Light is Eros, Eros is Yomi!?
gd Men On Ice
SIGN gd Men On Ice.
[08:28] Blue
Of course not!
3 - Level 03: The Job Assignment Chamber
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[00:00] Sign
[00:44] Light
How about an explanation, Alfa?
SIGN Level 03: The Job Assignment Chamber
[00:47] Yomi
Where are we? And isn't it kind of creepy?
[00:49] Alfa
Have you boys ever had
a job interview before?
[00:53] Yomi
What are you talking about?
[00:54] Light
Hell no! That's not gonna happen
for like, a million years.
[00:56] Alfa
You think it's in the distant future,
but it'll be before you know it.
[01:00] Alfa
Life is short, understand?
Like they say, time is money.
[01:04] Alfa
It says here that in middle-school you
[01:06] Alfa
"crossed dimensions to enter
the world of a video game"?
[01:09] Alfa
I'm not really clear here,
what exactly were you doing?
[01:13] Alfa
...What would you do if someone asked that?
[01:14] Light
Uh, well all of a sudden I
noticed I was in another world,
[01:17] Light
and this android named Alfa was my guide....
[01:19] Light
I became a hero, and then—
[01:21] Alfa
Teenage delusions, at your age? Rejected!
[01:24] Yomi
Yeah, that makes sense.
[01:25] Light
What am I supposed to say?!
That's what happened!
[01:28] Light
And what's that got to do
with this place, anyway!?
[01:30] Alfa
A lot, actually!
[01:32] Yomi
Use your inside voice.
[01:33] Alfa
Interviews are supposed to be a
ritual that reduces mismatches
[01:36] Alfa
between employers and employees in
order to ensure higher productivity!
[01:41] Alfa
So what we're going to do
is check the two of you
[01:44] Alfa
to make sure you've got a compatible job—
[01:46] Alfa
That's right, this is the
Job Assignment Chamber!
[01:50] Light
Job assignment?!
[01:52] Light
Finding out what job is best for me?!
[01:54] Yomi
Whatever that is, it sounds
like a pain in the butt.
[01:58] Yomi
Whoa, spooky.
[02:00] Light
Th-This thing is gonna do the assignments...?
[02:02] Alfa
That's right.
Now, mind its gracious wisdom...
[02:06] Idol
Do you understand why I am
in the form of a statue?
[02:09] Light
What a shrill voice!
[02:11] Idol
The word "idol" comes from
an object of worship...
[02:15] Idol
That which is sought out by people,
and and receives their devotion.
[02:19] Idol
Which is often depicted in a statue...
an idol, in other words!
[02:23] Idol
Remember that.
[02:26] Idol
Your job is wizard!
[02:29] Alfa
Good for you! A perfect fit.
[02:32] Light
Wait, who cares?!
[02:33] Light
Why change the subject?!
What happened to idols?!
[02:36] Idol
Yes, and your job...
[02:38] Idol
Yours is...
[02:40] Idol
Y'know when you have people
helping you move...
[02:42] Idol
And there's the guy who's driving...
[02:44] Idol
You're the guy next to him.
[02:47] Yomi
Good for you, perfect fit.
[02:48] Light
Screw that! You gotta be kidding me!
[02:50] Light
There's swordsman, and soldier,
and warrior, and tank, and spearmen!
[02:54] Light
How'd I end up as "guy next
to the guy from the movers"?!
[02:56] Yomi
Don't feel so bad!
[02:58] Yomi
For gear, you could use a cardboard
sword, and duct tape for a whip.
SIGN Sword
[03:01] Alfa
Yeah, good point!
[03:02] Alfa
With a baseball cap for a helmet
and a polo shirt for armor!
[03:05] Yomi
Good for you.
[03:06] Light
Please stop!
SIGN Today's Princess
[03:11] Trio
gd Men.
[03:16] Princess
Oh, my! The hero is here!
[03:19] Princess
Aww...
[03:25] Princess
Hero?
[03:29] Princess
Huh— What? I got faked out?
[03:32] Princess
Hey, screw you! What was that sound, then?
[03:35] Princess
Did we really need that? What even made it?
[03:37] Princess
I went "Oh, my!" for no good
reason. So embarrassed!
[03:40] Princess
Ugh, Hero, what's taking so long?
[03:43] Princess
You had better say something
[03:45] Princess
that'll stick with me for the rest of
my life, after making me wait so long!
[03:48] Princess
What's it gonna be?!
What will you say, my hero?!
[03:51] Princess
Huh?!
[03:54] Princess
"Sorry. I left you waiting.
You must've been so lonely."
[03:58] Princess
"But I'm glad you're all right."
[04:00] Princess
"Now I can love you longer
than I ever made you wait."
[04:05] Princess
"A life sentence I will
spend all my days serving."
[04:10] Princess
A life sentence?! Wow, so someone
else is locked up this time!
[04:13] Princess
Y'know what I mean?!
SIGN Today's leveling up
[04:20] Trio
gd Men!
[04:24] Alfa
All right, time to level up again.
[04:26] Yomi
That again?
[04:27] Light
Oh, I'm fired up now!
[04:29] Alfa
Loading data.
[04:35] Alfa
Oh, looks like this time we're
supposed to imagine our ideal town.
[04:39] Yomi
Ideal town?
[04:40] Alfa
Whatever you imagine will appear,
so take a second to think about it.
[04:43] Light
Sounds like fun to me!
[04:45] Alfa
You first, then, Light.
[04:52] Light
Let me show you guys around my town!
[04:54] Light
Follow me!
[04:56] Light
Come on, folks, clear the road!
[04:59] Yomi
Whoa, he's being treated
like a legendary hero.
[05:02] Light
Oh, man, it's rough being a hero!
[05:06] Yomi
He's starting to sound like
a newb who's RPing a hero...
[05:08] Light
Guess we'll drop by the weapon shop!
[05:12] Yomi
A flying weapon store?
[05:14] Light
Which is where we'll find
the holy sword, Excalibur!
[05:17] Light
Which I will pull!
[05:18] Light
Which will make an elf babe fall for me!
[05:20] Light
I am so bad!
[05:23] Light
"You are the legendary hero."
[05:31] Alfa
This isn't all-ages appropriate.
[05:33] Yomi
Now it's looking like the fantasy
diary of a middle-schooler.
[05:36] Light
I guess we'll rest at the inn tonight!
[05:39] Alfa
And the inn is inside the
world tree, Yggdrasil?
[05:42] Yomi
Every part of this is bigger
than it needs to be.
[05:44] Light
The inn's bevvy of cute
maids lined up in a row!
[05:48] Maids
Welcome home, sir hero!
[05:50] Yomi
Is this supposed to be Akihabara?
[05:53] Alfa
So, which is your favorite, Light?
[05:56] Light
Among them is the princess!
[05:59] Alfa
The RPing newb has gotten so bad
he's dragged the princess into it!
[06:03] Light
"Oh... my beloved hero..."
[06:07] Light
"You've come... to take me away."
[06:10] Light
Yeah! I mean, these dudes
were slowing me down,
[06:14] Light
so I'm sorry if I'm a bit late!
[06:18] Light
"My hero...!"
[06:20] Light
Princess...
[06:22] Light
Glomp!
[06:23] Alfa
Not appropriate— Ow!
[06:26] Yomi
What a simpleton.
[06:27] Light
But then, the dark lord suddenly appears!
[06:29] Alfa
Does he really need to?!
[06:31] Light
"Please forgive me, hero!"
[06:34] Light
Yes, I shall!
[06:35] Alfa
No, no no no...
[06:37] Yomi
You're trying to end the
whole story in this one town!
[06:39] Alfa
You're totally delusional!
[06:44] Light
You show us your ideal town then, Yomi.
[06:47] Yomi
Okay.
[06:51] Yomi
My morning starts early...
[06:53] Light
The inn first, huh?
[06:55] Yomi
After exiting my fluffy éclair bed...
[06:58] Light
This is already weird!
[07:00] Yomi
I stretch out a bit,
[07:02] Yomi
and head to the bathroom to wash my face.
[07:04] Light
Wait, why is the faucet
turned on with a macaron!?
[07:07] Alfa
And instead of water there's Bavarian cream!
[07:09] Light
And now that I get a better look,
his tooth brush is a piece of baumkuchen?!
[07:11] Light
Can you clean anything with that?!
[07:12] Alfa
With chocolate mousse for toothpaste...
[07:14] Light
That's way too sweet!
[07:15] Yomi
After brushing my teeth,
I take a jelly bean shower...
[07:19] Alfa
Hang on, his shampoo says "panna cotta!"
SIGN Panna
Cotta
[07:22] Light
And he's keeping the shampoo
of his eyes with a roll cake?!
[07:24] Yomi
And then, after a nice leisurely
a melon soda float bath...
[07:27] Light
Wouldn't that be cold!?
[07:28] Yomi
bathed in gentle morning sun,
I set about to breakfast.
[07:32] Light
It's all ice cream!
[07:33] Alfa
He really is one of those
"sweets shota" types.
[07:35] Light
And is this even raising our level?
[07:37] Alfa
I'unno.
SIGN Preview
[08:12] Light
Please don't die, Alfauchi!
SIGN Preview
[08:15] Light
If you lose, what happens to your
promise with the King and the Princess?
[08:20] Light
You still have life points left.
If you can hang on, you'll defeat gdik!
[08:24] Light
Next time: Alfauchi Dies.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Alfauchi Dies
[08:26] Light
gdMen, standby!
[08:27] Alfa
Yeah, nothing like that's happening.
4 - Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1)
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[00:44] Yomi
Light, you are so self-centered!
SIGN Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1)
[00:47] Light
Say what?!
[00:48] Alfa
Nailed it, lawl.
[00:49] Light
Come on, it's like, let's say
that I found some money,
[00:51] Light
but then some guy sees me picking it up,
[00:53] Light
am I supposed to believe
the it belongs to him?!
[00:55] Light
The bottom line is that I was
the one who picked it up!
[00:57] Light
Man, the world is so screwed up lately!
[01:00] Yomi
Could you not act like some tragic
hero and change the subject?!
[01:04] Alfa
Now, now, my boy, Light, let's all calm down.
[01:07] Alfa
Didn't I tell you two we've got
an important mission coming up?
[01:10] Light
Is it seriously even here, this whatever jam you were talking about?
[01:14] Yomi
It's a gem!
[01:15] Yomi
An item for powering up
our weapons, the holy gem!
[01:17] Alfa
You bet your butt it is.
[01:19] Alfa
The thing is, this place
is littered in traps,
[01:21] Alfa
so teamwork between the three of us is
gonna be crucial to pulling this off.
[01:24] Alfa
You'll wanna remember that,
there will be a test.
[01:28] Light
Weapon... power up?!
[01:31] Light
Oh I'm bad. So bad.
[01:33] Light
Sooo bad am I.
[01:35] Yomi
Simmer down, there.
[01:37] Yomi
I'm trying to say, no more
talking about who found
[01:40] Yomi
the item first or who picked it up,
[01:43] Yomi
let's just work on this together, okay?
[01:44] Light
Yeah, my bad for losing
my cool earlier, Yomi.
[01:47] Light
That wraps that up, let's get moving.
[01:51] Light
Follow me, you two!
[01:52] Alfa
Someone changed their tune fast!
SIGN Today's Princess
[01:56] Trio
gd Men.
[02:02] Princess
So like, say the hero shows up,
[02:04] Princess
exactly how old is he going to be?
[02:07] Princess
On the younger side, like, teens or twenties?
[02:10] Princess
And younger side? What does that even mean?
[02:12] Princess
Teens through twenties, right?
[02:15] Princess
Isn't that range way too big?
[02:17] Princess
Late twenties, depending on the person,
could practically be an old man!
[02:20] Princess
What if he has old man smell?!
No, no, no way!
[02:23] Princess
I mean, he might even have kids!
[02:26] Princess
A hero with kids?!
[02:29] Princess
Screw that! No way!
I can't, can't, can't even!
[02:32] Princess
Where do you get off, living your whole
life before you show up to save me?!
[02:35] Princess
And what then, so you're just rescuing
me because Papa told you to,
[02:38] Princess
like it's your freaking job?
Just business as usual?
[02:41] Princess
What're you gonna use the reward for?
[02:42] Princess
"Why, I'll use it for my family's sake."
[02:44] Princess
Oh, hell no! None of that!
[02:47] Princess
No heroes in their late twenties!
SIGN Mine Cart Trial
[02:52] Trio
gd Men!
[03:10] Yomi
Where are we?!
[03:11] Alfa
From here on, even I'm not sure.
[03:23] Light
What is this supposed to be?
SIGN Add dialog to complete it.
[03:25] Light
"Add dialog to complete it."
[03:28] Yomi
Hey, look.
[03:30] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
P-Please go out with me.
[03:30] Yomi
The fourth picture doesn't have any dialog.
[03:30] Panel 2
I've liked you all this time,
let's go out!
[03:30] Panel 2
You should date me.
SIGN I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[03:34] Alfa
All right, I get it,
[03:36] Alfa
for now let's just test it out.
[03:39] Hikaru
Go for it!
[03:39] Alfa
Here comes Alfa.
[03:40] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
P-please go out with me.
[03:42] Alfa
P-Please go out with me.
[03:44] Panel 2
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[03:44] Panel 2
You should date me.
[03:45] Alfa
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[03:46] Alfa
You should date me.
SIGN I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[03:47] Alfa
Me, too! Me, too! Me, too!
[03:50] Alfa
I have to hang out with all these people?
[03:55] Yomi
So, she doesn't think she can do it, or...?
[03:57] Alfa
Well, she's confusing going
out with hanging out...
[04:01] Light
Hanging out.
[04:01] Yomi
What?
[04:01] Alfa
Hanging out.
[04:03] Light
You mean like... letting it all hang out?
[04:05] Alfa
No, it's more about the ambiguity...
[04:07] Light
Oh, I see!
[04:08] Alfa
Just a slight tweak to...
[04:09] Alfa
She confuses go out with
just socializing in general.
[04:09] Light
Hang out and go out...
[04:09] Yomi
And the details are left to the imagination?
[04:11] Alfa
That's how she takes it,
by confusing the two concepts.
[04:14] Yomi
I get it now.
[04:15] Alfa
And next...
[04:16] Yomi
Oh, okay, here I go.
[04:17] Alfa
Yomi?
[04:18] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
P-Please go out with me.
[04:19] Yomi
P-Please go out with me.
[04:22] Yomi
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:22] Panel 2
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:22] Panel 2
You should date me.
[04:23] Yomi
You should date me.
[04:25] Yomi
Me, too!
SIGN I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[04:25] Yomi
Let's go to the beach.
[04:26] Yomi
I've got 300,000,00 yen for you.
[04:29] Yomi
I made the right move, killing all
the other women in the world...
[04:34] Alfa
Oh, oh man, oh man...
[04:35] Yomi
Pretty good, right?
[04:36] Yomi
Scary right?
[04:36] Alfa
That got dark really fast.
[04:37] Yomi
I added a bit of horror to it.
[04:38] Light
I see...
[04:39] Alfa
It really reflects the
darkness in your heart.
[04:41] Yomi
Does it?
[04:42] Alfa
Okay...
[04:44] Light
Wait, me?
[04:46] Light
All right, here I go!
[04:46] Alfa
That's you.
[04:47] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
P-Please go out with me.
[04:47] Light
P-please go out with me.
[04:50] Light
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:50] Panel 2
I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:50] Panel 2
You should date me.
[04:52] Light
You should date me.
SIGN I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[04:53] Light
I like you!
[04:54] Light
I like you!
[04:55] Light
I love you!
[04:58] Light
I'm... getting w**...
[05:04] Alfa
What is, exactly?
[05:04] Yomi
Oh, I see.
[05:05] Light
What?
[05:06] Light
Her you-know-what.
[05:06] Yomi
I guess if that many people
confess to you at once...
[05:11] Alfa
Look, the door!
[05:12] Yomi
Hey, it's open! All right!
[05:12] Light
It's open! Yeah!
[05:19] Light
Look, there it is.
[05:21] Light
Here we go again.
SIGN Rrrrumble
SIGN Skreeeeeeee
SIGN Pow
[05:30] Alfa
I see...
[05:32] Alfa
All right, let's get this over with.
[05:33] Light
Yeah!
[05:33] Alfa
I'll go first!
[05:34] Alfa
Rumble!
[05:38] Alfa
Skreee!
[05:40] Alfa
Pow!
[05:43] Alfa
Let's all be heroes!
You get paid 300 yen an hour!
[05:49] Yomi
So, then what?
[05:50] Light
Superheros get paid by the hour...?
[05:51] Yomi
They're on wages.
[05:53] Alfa
It's a rough world out there.
[05:54] Alfa
Even superheroes have to make a living.
[05:54] Light
Seriously...?
[05:56] Light
Man, this jam stuff is harsh!
[05:59] Yomi
You think they get insurance?
[06:00] Alfa
There's probably superhero insurance.
[06:02] Light
I mean, he flies headfirst everywhere.
[06:05] Light
Can you imagine how nutso
his premium must be?
[06:08] Alfa
You think that face is
particularly expensive?
[06:10] Light
Hell yeah, man, it's full of anko paste!
[06:13] Alfa
You've got a point, that's some
odd cost-performance ratio there.
[06:14] Light
Uh, so what now?
[06:17] Yomi
Who goes next?
[06:18] Light
Next...
[06:19] Light
I guess me!
[06:21] Alfa
Take care of it.
[06:22] Light
Rrrrruuuuummmble!
[06:25] Light
Skkkkrrrrrreeeeeeeee!
[06:29] Light
Powww!
[06:31] Light
I am Anpanman!
[06:37] Light
He looks just like him...
[06:38] Yomi
That's not the right voice!
[06:41] Light
I mean, he looks like him!
[06:42] Light
And a bit like the blue tanuki, too...
[06:44] Light
Wait, no, he's a cat.
[06:45] Yomi
Yeah, careful there,
don't tick the wrong people off.
[06:48] Light
And that blue cat likes anko paste, too!
[06:51] Alfa
Good point.
[06:52] Yomi
I see.
[06:53] Alfa
If anything, that turns this
into a dream crossover.
[06:55] Yomi
Amazing. I've never seen that before.
[06:56] Yomi
I'd actually like to, even.
[06:58] Yomi
All righty...
[06:59] Yomi
Yomi's turn?
[07:00] Alfa
Yeah, given the flow.
[07:02] Yomi
Okay...
[07:03] Yomi
Here I go.
[07:04] Alfa
Right.
[07:05] ---
Uraaagh!
[07:08] ---
Zuwaaah!
[07:11] ---
Zehaaah!
[07:14] Yomi
I wanna hit more people!
[07:19] Alfa
Wait, what about the first
and second panel, then?
[07:22] Yomi
I guess it's not really connected to those.
[07:26] Alfa
You literally just spoke your mind!
[07:32] Light
All right!
[07:33] Yomi
It's open!
[07:37] Light
Wait for us! Holy jam!
SIGN Preview
[08:18] Alfaizumi
What was with Light today...?
[08:23] Alfaizumi
Princess, Princess, Princess...
SIGN NEXT RIDE To Recruit More Members
[08:28] Light
Not gonna happen!
5 - Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2)
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[00:00] Sign
SIGN Level 05: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 2)
[00:52] Yomi
Another dead end.
SIGN Hell Girl
[00:54] Light
Huh? "What's the opposite?"
[00:54] [SONG] Sign
What's the opposite?
[00:56] Light
What's that supposed to mean?
SIGN Hell Girl
[00:58] Yomi
It says "Hell Girl" on the wall.
[01:01] Yomi
Maybe we're supposed to say the opposite?
[01:04] Alfa
Maybe...
[01:05] Alfa
Let me give it a try.
SIGN Hell Girl
[01:07] Alfa
"Girl Hell."
[01:10] Yomi
Nothing happened.
[01:11] Alfa
Huh, I guess that's not it...
[01:15] Light
Got it! Right here! Here goes Light!
SIGN Hell Girl
[01:18] Light
Lrig Lleh!
[01:21] Yomi
Nothing happened...
[01:23] Light
I almost bit my tongue!
And it still didn't work?
[01:27] Yomi
Oh, I'll try!
SIGN Hell Girl
[01:30] Yomi
"Heaven Old Lady!"
[01:33] Yomi
Yes! It opened!
[01:35] Alfa
All right, Yomi, you be the
one to try first next time.
[01:41] Yomi
Well...
SIGN Encouragement of Climb
[01:43] Light
Okay, what next?
[01:45] Yomi
"Encouragement of Climb"...
[01:46] Alfa
Encouragement?
[01:47] Light
Encouragement of Climb?
[01:48] Yomi
All right, got it!
[01:49] Alfa
All right.
SIGN Encouragement of Climb
[01:50] Yomi
"Go back to the ocean!"
[01:53] Alfa
That hurt my feelings for some reason.
[01:56] Yomi
Well, it's got the same outdoorsy feel...
[01:58] Alfa
The mountains were calling for them...
Okay, I've got it.
SIGN Encouragement of Climb
[02:01] Alfa
"I can hear the ocean."
[02:03] Yomi
Wow, pretty! That was a poetic one.
[02:05] Alfa
That's the name of a movie, too.
[02:08] Light
Got one!
[02:09] Alfa
Okay.
SIGN Encouragement of Climb
[02:09] Light
"I want to become the ocean."
[02:13] Alfa
So ambitious...
[02:13] Yomi
It's always something
to do with the sea, huh?
[02:15] Yomi
Very aquatic.
[02:15] Alfa
That one tickles the imagination.
[02:18] Yomi
True.
[02:19] Yomi
Okay, got one.
[02:20] ---
Okay.
SIGN Encouragement of Climb
[02:21] Yomi
"Sazae-san."
[02:29] Yomi
Well?
[02:30] Alfa
That was a good one...
[02:36] Alfa
It opened!
[02:37] Yomi
All right!
[02:38] Light
Hell yeah, let's do it! Bring it on!
[02:39] Alfa
Here we go, boys!
[02:41] Alfa
Come on come on come on!
[02:42] Alfa
Here it is!
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[02:43] Yomi
Next is...
[02:44] Trio
I did not cross that line.
[02:48] Light
Okay, me!
[02:48] ---
'Kay.
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[02:51] Light
"I was unable to control my libido."
[02:53] Alfa
I see, makes sense.
[02:54] Yomi
I've heard that one before.
[02:55] Yomi
Okay, me...
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[02:57] Yomi
"Yes, I did it. And?"
[02:59] Alfa
The defiant approach...
[03:02] Alfa
Right.
[03:02] Alfa
Okay, me!
[03:03] Yomi
Go for it.
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[03:04] Alfa
"Yes, there was penetration. And?"
[03:09] Light
Yeah, okay...
[03:10] Alfa
Go.
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[03:12] Light
"But I did it anyway."
[03:16] Yomi
And that was such a good movie...
[03:19] Yomi
It was a nice story.
[03:22] Light
Got another!
[03:22] Alfa
Okay.
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[03:23] Light
"I ****** it."
[03:25] Alfa
That might be crossing the line!
[03:26] Alfa
Don't you think?
[03:27] Yomi
Maybe.
[03:28] Alfa
I do...
[03:30] Alfa
Got one.
[03:31] Yomi
Okay.
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[03:32] Alfa
"I thought you said this
was only about your body."
[03:35] Yomi
Who are you talking to?
[03:37] Yomi
Who was that intended for?
[03:39] Light
Okay, here.
[03:40] ---
Go.
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[03:41] Light
"I won't do anything.
I won't do anything at all..."
[03:47] Yomi
That's kinda...
[03:48] Alfa
Actions and words not matching.
[03:50] Yomi
When you say it with any
kind of anxiousness,
[03:52] Yomi
it's super obvious you're lying.
[03:54] Yomi
Okay, right here!
[03:55] ---
'Kay.
SIGN I did not cross that line.
[03:56] Yomi
"I was doing it before I
realized what was happening."
[03:59] Light
So dangerous!
[04:01] Alfa
It's open, look it's open.
[04:03] Yomi
It is! All right!
[04:05] Yomi
Yay!
[04:06] Alfa
That was kinda fun...
SIGN Today's Princess
[04:16] Trio
gd Men.
[04:23] Princess
170, huh...
[04:28] Princess
But over 170 cm would be nice.
[04:31] Princess
I don't want the hero to be short...
[04:33] Princess
But maybe it's okay if he's
super duper hot in exchange?
[04:36] Princess
That'd be okay!
[04:38] Princess
If you're hot enough, it doesn't
matter how short you are...
SIGN Suffering! A Real Crane Game
[04:48] Trio
gd Men.
[04:54] Light
Hey, Yomi, Alfa, where
you at?! You guys okay?
[04:59] Yomi
Egomaniac!
[05:02] Alfa
Dippy middle schooler!
[05:04] Light
Quit using echoes to diss me!
[05:07] Light
Where the hell are we?
[05:17] Alfa
Hey, Light, do you see the key down there?
[05:21] Alfa
That's the key to open the room
where our item is... is...
[05:26] Light
Quit providing your own echo!
It's making my ear ring!
[05:29] Alfa
Yomi and I will grab the key,
[05:32] Alfa
use those controls to
lower us... us... us...
[05:37] Light
So it falls on me, huh?
[05:40] Light
From my local arcade to
specialty shops of Akihabara!
[05:41] Light
I'm so good I get banned wherever I go!
[05:43] Light
Yes! It is I, the crane gamer
with the godly touch, Asura!
SIGN Crane Gamer Asura
[05:48] Yomi
Whew, that's lame.
[05:49] Alfa
Congrats on your bans.
[05:50] Light
Don't make fun of me! I'll remember that!
[06:02] Light
Okay, okay, okay, stop!
[06:05] Light
Boop.
[06:09] Alfa
Hey, this is looking good.
[06:11] Yomi
Guess it was pretty simple.
[06:16] Yomi
What the heck is happening?!
[06:18] Light
Hey,i hey, you guys better
not be crying already!
[06:22] Light
Here we go again! Boop.
[06:27] Yomi
Watch it!
[06:31] Alfa
Pull us up already!
[06:33] Light
And here's some more! Boop.
[06:40] Yomi
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[06:41] Alfa
Burning! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[06:45] Light
Last one! Please enjoy your trip!
[06:48] Light
Boop!
[06:54] Alfa
You're a sweet girl, aren't you?
[07:03] Light
You nailed it, guys!
[07:04] Light
Good job!
[07:05] Yomi
Yeah, we managed somehow!
[07:08] Alfa
Yes, excellent work, you two.
[07:11] Alfa
Ready and...
[07:12] Trio
Yeah!
[07:14] Light
We were getting in sync
towards the end there.
[07:16] Light
We make a good trio.
[07:18] Yomi
It's more of a trio, since there's
three of us in this party.
[07:21] Light
Oh, yeah, you're right!
[07:23] Light
We're the ultimate trio!
[07:25] Alfa
Now, we've got the key,
[07:27] Alfa
all that's left is to head to
the room with the holy gem.
[07:29] Light
Right.
[07:29] Yomi
Yeah.
SIGN Preview
[08:11] Alfayama
Damn, I'm off to a terrible
start because of that Light.
[08:14] Lighta
That's because you said you wanted
to make jokes all by yourself!
[08:17] Alfayama
I'd rather make jokes alone than with you!
[08:19] Lighta
That's just the wrong attitude—
[08:21] Yominaka
Hey, you didn't get up early
just to blather on like this!
[08:24] Both
Hey!
[08:25] Light
Next time on gdkyu!!:
The Formidable Ally
SIGN Episode 6: The Formidable Ally
[08:27] Yomi
That is obviously not happening.
6 - Level 06: Weapon Evolution!? Fantasy Sword
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SIGN Level 06: Weapon Evolution!? Fantasy Sword
[00:45] Light
Holy crap, look at this...
it looks for real, for once!
[00:49] Yomi
It does look pretty impressive.
[00:52] Light
It's finally kinda RPG-like!
[00:54] Alfa
You two pissboys did a good
job making it this far.
[00:58] Alfa
I'm proud of you both.
[01:00] Light
Right.
[01:00] Yomi
You did notice he was dissing us, too, right?
[01:03] Light
It's fine! We get to experience
an exciting scene like this!
[01:05] Light
I can deal with a little piss!
[01:07] Yomi
What does that even mean?
[01:08] Alfa
All right, go ahead, Light.
[01:12] Alfa
You! Get going, yo.
[01:14] Yomi
I've heard that before.
[01:16] Light
Get going? Me?
[01:18] Alfa
Of course, you.
[01:20] Alfa
You're the only real choice.
[01:22] Light
Whoa, what's going on here, Old Man Alfa?!
[01:25] Alfa
I'm not an old man!
[01:26] Yomi
Something seems different here.
[01:28] Yomi
What's gotten into you?
[01:29] Light
Normally we'd play rock paper scissors
[01:31] Light
or talk crap to each other
trying to see who gets it!
[01:35] Alfa
Yeah, how about we don't do that anymore?
[01:38] Alfa
You getting the item solves everything.
[01:41] Alfa
Besides, I've been in this
world for a long time,
[01:45] Alfa
so I can tell who'd be the best
fit for an item like this.
[01:48] Light
Big Bro Alfa...
[01:49] Yomi
This seems too simple.
[01:50] Alfa
You don't mind, right, Yomi?
[01:52] Alfa
The Holy Gem, a magic item
that lets weapons evolve...
[01:56] Alfa
You don't mind him taking it, right?
[01:57] Light
My Big Bro chose this timing to
actually explain the item! So cool!
[02:01] Yomi
Either way is fine, I guess.
[02:03] Alfa
And there you have it.
[02:04] Alfa
Now, go on.
[02:06] Light
All right, this turn of
events is super awesome!
[02:09] Light
Hell yes! Holy Gem, you're mine!
[02:16] Light
I can feel power surging
from deep within me...
[02:21] Yomi
Amazing! What's going on?
[02:24] Alfa
Listen up, Light,
[02:25] Alfa
you wanna raise your weapon to the sky,
[02:28] Alfa
then your Fantasy Sword will evolve!
[02:32] Light
Understood!
[02:33] Light
My partner who's fought with me
all this time, Fantasy Sword,
[02:37] Light
the time has come for you to evolve!
[02:42] Yomi
What's going to happen?!
[02:46] Voice of Heavens
Chosen swordsman...
[02:48] Voice of Heavens
The time has come for my will
to dwell within your sword.
[02:53] Light
Holy crap, there's even a super legit
sounding voice from the heavens!
[02:59] Alfa
How delightful!
[03:07] Alfa
Meet your new partner...
[03:10] Yomi
Whoa, gross! What kinda sword is that?!
[03:15] Light
What the hell?!
[03:17] Sword
Oh, hello there, I'm Piratcho Sword!
[03:21] Sword
Nice to meet you!
[03:23] Both
So lame!
[03:27] Light
Piratcho Sword?
[03:29] Sword
Yep! You might say I'm sword of a big deal!
[03:35] Light
I wanna throw this thing away!
[03:39] Alfa
You make friends with Piratcho over there.
[03:41] Alfa
Come on, off we go.
[03:43] Yomi
He's kinda like a new pet.
[03:44] Light
You knew this would happen, didn't you?!
[03:46] Light
Dammit, come on!
SIGN Today's Princess
[03:52] Trio
gd Men.
[03:57] Princess
Hang on, so getting back to an old subject,
[04:00] Princess
the question of the hero's age?
[04:01] Princess
"On the young side" is supposed
to be teens through twenties...
[04:04] Princess
But doesn't that cover a ton of ground?
[04:06] Princess
In English, you might say that
covers too dynamic a range!
[04:09] Princess
So let's say he's in his teens,
[04:11] Princess
a fresh looking young man in his teens,
[04:12] Princess
he'd still have a bit of his innocence
[04:13] Princess
while still bravely and
earnestly fighting for me!
[04:16] Princess
Oh, my God, that's so sweet!
[04:18] Princess
Melody's gonna get a cavity over here!
[04:20] Princess
Youth is justice, y'know?!
[04:24] Princess
But hang on, he might be a pain if
he's in one of those moody phases.
[04:27] Princess
I do not want some kid who's
playing mobile games on his phone
[04:29] Princess
the whole time I'm trying to talk to him!
[04:30] Princess
And boys like that will always
be playing those games,
[04:32] Princess
no matter where they go.
[04:33] Princess
I don't even wanna imagine
him playing with a phone
[04:35] Princess
while we're on a date at the theme park!
[04:36] Princess
Just enjoy waiting with me in line, come on!
[04:40] Princess
So, yeah, no punk kids who
don't get it, I think.
SIGN Today's Crystal
[04:47] Trio
gd Men!
[04:51] Yomi
My staff's shining again...
[04:53] Alfa
Ready to get back to it?
[04:55] Light
Hell yeah!
[04:57] Yomi
Whoa, scary, scary...
[04:59] Light
This is bad! It's making me queasy!
[05:00] Yomi
This is scary.
[05:01] Alfa
This guy has no bones. No bones.
[05:03] Yomi
Wow... this is bad.
[05:05] Yomi
Who moves like that?
[05:06] Light
What was that? What was he even doing?
[05:08] Alfa
I don't know, but the scenery is really
sorta... cool and pseudo-futuristic.
[05:12] Yomi
Okay, I'll go.
[05:13] Alfa
That was fast!
[05:16] Yomi
"Aw, the girl who plays pink is so cute,
[05:19] Yomi
she's got me weak in the knees!"
[05:27] Light
He likes her that much...?
[05:30] Alfa
The romance of superheroes, huh?
[05:30] Yomi
Right.
[05:32] Yomi
It happens.
[05:32] Alfa
I bet that's complicated.
[05:34] Yomi
Red and Pink... sometimes Yellow.
[05:36] Light
You've got a point...
[05:37] Light
There's just something about pink
that stokes the passion, y'know?
[05:40] Yomi
The color?
[05:41] Light
I love pink.
[05:42] Alfa
Really?
[05:43] Light
I want pink underwear.
[05:47] Alfa
All right, moving along.
[05:49] Alfa
I guess I'll go next.
[05:52] Alfa
Ding ding ding da-ding,
[05:54] Alfa
ding ding ding da-ding ding ding ding!
[05:57] Alfa
Ding ding ding da-ding ding ding!
[06:02] Yomi
That was terrible! Was that supposed
to be the radio calisthenics music?
[06:05] Alfa
But you could tell what it was, couldn't you?
[06:06] Yomi
I guess...
[06:07] Yomi
It's the part with the—
[06:08] Alfa
Y'know the part where you cross
your chest with your arms?
[06:11] Alfa
So he tries to do that...
[06:13] Alfa
and he can't, because he's too sloppy.
[06:15] Light
Y'know, the thing is,
[06:18] Light
this guy looks flexible enough
without having to do calisthenics.
[06:22] Alfa
Good point.
[06:24] Light
All right, I'll go.
[06:24] Others
Okay.
[06:29] Light
"Man, whenever I go out to drink with Green,
[06:31] Light
we're throwing them back until morning..."
[06:34] Light
"Speaking of green...
[06:36] Light
the special train is about
to roll out of my mouth..."
[06:42] Yomi
What does that even mean?
[06:43] Alfa
Green...
[06:43] Yomi
He's drunk and...
[06:44] Light
See when he drinks with Green,
some green stuff comes out of his mouth.
[06:46] Yomi
I see.
[06:47] Light
Like those green train cars.
[06:50] Alfa
Okay...
[06:52] Alfa
I'm gonna do it.
[06:53] Alfa
Here I go.
[06:55] Alfa
"Oh, so it's gonna be a Kemono Friends
show starting tomorrow, huh?"
[06:59] Alfa
"Man, I don't have to put up with this!"
[07:01] Alfa
"Guess I better find a new job..."
[07:06] Light
That's rough, buddy.
[07:06] Yomi
Harsh.
[07:08] Light
He's out of luck.
[07:08] Yomi
That's how it is.
[07:09] Alfa
Yeah, you can't take any kind
of employment for granted.
[07:13] Light
Oh, man...
[07:15] Yomi
Just saying that right
now makes my chest hurt.
[07:18] Light
That explains why it's dusk...
[07:20] Yomi
Yep.
[07:21] Light
He finishes working,
[07:22] Light
and they tell him they're gonna be
running a different event from now on...
[07:26] Yomi
"Don't bother coming in tomorrow."
[07:28] Yomi
So rough!
[07:28] Light
He lost his job!
[07:30] Yomi
Hey, it happens.
SIGN Preview
[08:09] Cellfa
I am Alfa.
[08:11] Yomi
Maybe he can beat Alfa without us!
[08:14] Cellfa
Curses! If only I could absorb Yomi...
[08:18] Yomi
Next time on gdmen Ball Z Kai:
SIGN Alfa on the Verge of Defeat! Light, Destroy Yomi!
[08:21] Yomi
Alfa on the Verge of Defeat!
Light, Destroy Yomi!
[08:25] Cellfa
Curses! Curses!
[08:27] Alfa
Yeah, nothing like that's happening.
7 - Level 07: Competition! The Hottie Audition
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[00:00] 2
2:48
[00:43] Light
That chick who was working at that restaurant
[00:45] Light
was totally into you, Yomi!
[00:47] Yomi
Wait, the one before...?
SIGN Level 07: Competition! The Hottie Audition
[00:50] Light
You were staring at her, too!
[00:51] Light
Alfa, did you notice?
[00:53] Alfa
Oh, crap! Oh, crap...
[00:54] Alfa
It was in my back pocket earlier...
[00:57] Yomi
Alfa?
[00:58] Alfa
Don't think, feel, me...
[01:00] Alfa
You can do it!
[01:02] Light
What's gotten into you, man?
[01:06] Alfa
This is it!
[01:08] Yomi
Don't scare me like that!
[01:10] Alfa
Well, y'know, I was hoping I could maybe...
[01:13] Alfa
ask for your cooperation,
if that's all right, y'know?
[01:18] Light
Seriously, what happened?
[01:19] Alfa
I'm so sorry! I lost my wallet!
[01:24] Yomi
Well, everybody makes mistakes.
[01:28] Yomi
Sure, I will help you.
[01:31] Light
Yomi is right.
[01:33] Light
So, what do you need help with?
[01:34] Alfa
You're both super pissed!
[01:36] Alfa
I want the two of you to enter
[01:39] Alfa
the Office gd sponsored Hottie Audition 2018!
[01:42] Alfa
You'll win, and score the grand prize!
[01:52] Light
My name is Light.
SIGN Office gd sponsored Hottie Audition 2018
SIGN Special Gifts
SIGN Rankings
[01:53] Sign
Good job, dorky middle-schooler
[01:53] LIght
Your names are...
[01:55] Light
Well, I guess it doesn't matter.
[01:56] Light
I'm not interested in your names,
but your hearts, which I can't see.
[01:58] Sign
Not bad.
SIGN I think I've heard his voice before.
[02:01] Light
Did you think I'd seriously say that?
[02:02] Sign
What fun!
SIGN Ahri Do Valanteer
SIGN Light
[02:05] Alfa
Yes! Yes! Light?
[02:07] Alfa
Keep it up!
[02:08] Alfa
Come on, Yomi, take the
initiative and say something!
SIGN Don't look over here
[02:11] Yomi
Um... Um...
[02:13] Yomi
Hello. I'm Yomi.
[02:16] Yomi
I... I...
[02:18] Sign
Squee! <3
[02:19] Yomi
What can I do for you?
[02:22] Sign
I sense darkness
[02:23] Yomi
I... might not be much help now...
[02:24] Sign
Is this a girl? An otokonoko?
SIGN Follow me on Twitter
[02:27] Yomi
Maybe all I can do now is be here,
[02:28] Sign
So cute! <3
[02:30] Yomi
when you're lonely...
[02:31] Sign
Always stay by my side
[02:33] Yomi
But one day... I'll do more.
SIGN A sweet shota? Oh my
SIGN Light
SIGN Yomi
[02:40] Alfa
Yes, and now Yomi's bringing it!
[02:42] Alfa
Light, time for some extra effects!
[02:45] Light
Yesterday I dreamed about being on stage...
[02:45] Signs
Saw this one already
[02:46] Sign
Hottie~ <3
SIGN Oh my, what a hot voice
SIGN Don't you dare stop!
[02:48] Light
The lights were so bright, it was blinding,
[02:49] Sign
Oh, I see, it's Sunday.
[02:49] Sign
I like Hayato better.
[02:50] Sign
Princess princess, princess?
SIGN I get the feeling this is gonna be
[02:51] Light
and even I was feeling nervous.
SIGN Maaakino~
[02:52] Sign
I want to eat some tuna mayo.
[02:54] Light
Right when I thought I
was going to freeze up,
SIGN Seems like he might have a complex about his buddy
SIGN God
[02:56] Light
it felt like I could hear your voices.
[02:58] Sign
Squee-------///
[02:59] Sign
I did not cross that line.
[02:59] Light
You could say it helped me calm down...?
[03:00] Sign
Is that a nice story?
SIGN I wuv you lots <3
SIGN Just the tip
[03:02] Sign
Are they ad-libbing this?
[03:02] Light
Nah, it was trouble, because instead
it got my heart pounding even more!
[03:03] Sign
It's Tsugutsugu!
[03:04] Sign
Apparently he's Kirito
SIGN The guy from Anpanman?!
SIGN Rankings
SIGN Kou Hayato
SIGN Light
[03:08] Alfa
Get a load of that!
[03:09] Alfa
We're on the verge of taking the top spot!
[03:12] Alfa
And now some extra effects for Yomi!
[03:15] Signs
I saw this already.
[03:15] Yomi
I went to a festival today...
[03:16] Sign
I'll give you 300,000,000 yen.
SIGN gd bye now!
[03:17] Sign
It's teatime!
SIGN Oh my! <3
[03:19] Yomi
The stands were really fun.
[03:19] Sign
Bam bam!
[03:20] Sign
Oh, cute!
[03:20] Sign
You mad?
[03:21] Yomi
But it was lonely without you all,
SIGN Is that Kio Asuno...?
[03:23] Sign
I love you lots <3
[03:23] Sign
He'd be dead if this was Another
[03:24] Sign
Enjoy!
[03:25] Sign
Cute
[03:26] Yomi
I think...
SIGN Squeeeeeeee///
[03:27] Yomi
It'd be nice if you could
wear a pretty yukata.
[03:27] Sign
Yumotooo!
SIGN Get out!
[03:31] Sign
(To** Ranbu)
SIGN Eek!
[03:32] Sign
I sense darkness.
[03:33] Yomi
You want me to pull your
obi?! I can't do that!
SIGN What a scary boy!
SIGN Cutie pie!
[03:36] Sign
If you want to hit someone, hit me!
[03:37] Sign
He's dazzling!
[03:37] Sign
Is that a nice story?
[03:38] Yomi
Gosh!
SIGN Kou Hayato
SIGN Light
SIGN Yomi
[03:41] Alfa
This is happening! It's happening!
[03:42] Alfa
We're gonna finish in first and second place!
SIGN Strip!
[03:45] Alfa
You two, take some clothes off and
give them a little extra skin!
[03:48] Light
Damn it, get a grip! Why the hell
would we take our clothes off?!
[03:51] Yomi
That's right! We already helped a lot!
[03:53] Alfa
You idiots! We've almost got
first and second place clinched!
[03:55] Alfa
We've almost got the prize
money! Don't you get it?!
[04:03] Alfa
Huh?
[04:04] Alfa
Huh, huh, huh, really...?
[04:07] Light
What now? Did you lose something else?
[04:09] Alfa
Well, the thing is...
[04:11] Alfa
I found my wallet!
SIGN Today's Princess
[04:20] Trio
gd Men.
[04:25] Princess
Is he late or what? How long are you
gonna keep me waiting, Mr. Hero?
[04:29] Princess
Mr. Hero! Mr. Hero, are you listening?
[04:32] Princess
Oh, of course not,
because you're not even there!
[04:37] Princess
Where are you screwing around right now?!
[04:41] Princess
If he's taking this long, I'm not even
sure it'll be a hero who shows up.
[04:44] Princess
Think about it!
[04:45] Princess
He's not hurrying at all!
[04:46] Princess
Taking his sweet time!
[04:47] Princess
What kind of hero takes his sweet time?
[04:49] Princess
Like a train that stop at every station!
[04:51] Princess
That's just a regular train, y'know?
[04:52] Princess
In the end, it's just gonna be
like a train picking me up...
SIGN Alfa's Mysterious Shutdown
[04:59] Trio
gd Men!
[05:07] L
Man, there's nothing in here!
[05:09] Y
Where're the Dragon Wings?
[05:11] A
Oh, man! Oh, man! This is so great!
[05:15] L
There's just a bunch of crappy paintings!
[05:18] L
So the Dragon Wings that let us fly straight
to the Dark Lord aren't even here?
[05:21] A
You dumbass!
[05:23] L
Ow!
[05:24] L
What the hell was that, old man?!
[05:25] A
Do not call these crappy paintings!
[05:27] A
That's nonsense! Absolute nonsense!
[05:29] Y
What's gotten into you?
[05:31] A
I totally love pop culture.
[05:35] A
I totally love pop culture!
[05:38] Y
Yeah?
[05:38] A
That's my character.
[05:39] L
Who cares?! And since when, ovah heah?!
[05:41] A
What's with the Kansai accent, ovah heah?!
[05:42] Y
You, too, Alfa.
[05:43] L
We came all this way to look
at these weird paintings?!
[05:45] A
I've never told you guys this before,
[05:48] A
but I've been collecting the most
pop bits of culture I could find.
[05:51] A
And this is the stuff that is the
most popping of the whole millennium!
[05:53] A
Do you get it?
[05:54] Yomi
It seems like you just
want to say "pop culture."
[05:56] Light
Whoa, hold up.
[05:57] Light
We don't have time to mess
around with your hobbies, man!
[05:59] A
Aw, it's fine, Yagami!
[06:01] L
Cry, scream, then die!
[06:03] L
Wait, no, I'm just plain old Light!
[06:05] A
I've been looking forward to enjoying
the combination of pop culture
[06:09] A
and ukiyo-e that are on display here!
[06:16] Y
Uh... what?
[06:17] L
You sound weird, man.
[06:18] A
Such deeply refined art...
[06:21] A
Exquisite...
[06:23] A
Enough to make my voice change,
and for me to lose my composure...
[06:27] Light
Wow, what a hot voice!
[06:29] A
The odd colors that come from brilliantly
combining eastern and western influences...
[06:33] A
The exquisite result is enough...
to drive me mad.
[06:36] L
The way he says "drive me mad"... Ohh!
[06:39] A
It's maddening...
[06:40] A
Maddening!
[06:42] Y
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
[06:44] L
This is bad, Yomi!
[06:45] L
If he keeps up this pop culture trance,
[06:47] L
his voice is going to get
too sexy for broadcast!
[06:51] Yomi
What do you mean?!
[06:52] A
Instead simply depicting it,
SIGN Guda
[06:53] A
this one evokes the flowing, soft curves
of a woman's body with such !
[06:59] Alfa
Get me a bowl of ramen! I'm ready for !
[07:02] L
He's losing it! He's losing his mind!
[07:04] Y*
Alfa's broken!
[07:06] A
******** urgh, ...
[07:08] A
No... it's coming...
[07:10] A**
from deep within me, ******* overflowing!
[07:15] L
Here it comes!
[07:16] A
Alfa **********!
[07:25] Y
Alfa!
[07:28] L
Seriously?
[07:29] L
Alfa? Hey, Alfa!
[07:31] Y
This is bad! There's no life
energy in Alfa anymore!
[07:34] L
No way, man...
[07:35] L
Alfa! Come on, snap out of it!
[07:37] L
Alfa! Alfa!
SIGN Preview
SIGN Next Time on Mr. gdMatsu
SIGN Super Kiss etc.
[08:21] Lightmatsu
Better make sure the preview is done right!
[08:24] Lightmatsu
In the first segment next week...
it's finally happening!
SIGN See you next time!!
[08:28] L
Not gonna happen!
8 - Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde"
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[00:43] Y
Alfa!
SIGN Previously on gdMen
[00:43] Light
Previously on gd Men.
[00:46] L
Seriously?
[00:47] L
Alfa? Hey, Alfa!
[00:49] Y
This is bad! There's no life
energy in Alfa anymore!
[00:52] L
No way, man...
[00:53] L
Alfa! Come on, snap out of it!
[00:55] L
Alfa! Alfa!
SIGN Level 08: In Pursuit of the "Straht'ehgee Gyde"
[01:03] L
Damn it! Take this!
[01:06] Y
I'm running low on MP! What do we do, Light?!
[01:10] L
There's nothing else we can do!
[01:12] L
We can't leave until we beat this
thing and get that magic book!
[01:17] Y
The magic book that can revive Alfa after
his emergency shutdown, Straht'ehgee Gyde?
[01:22] L
Right! So don't give up!
[01:26] Y
Light!
[01:27] L
We're rescuing our buddy with the sexy voice!
[01:35] L
Take that you piece of crap!
How you like that, dirty bastard?!
[01:42] Y
Let's revive him, quick!
[01:47] L
Okay... there is a way to revive
him in the Straht'ehgee Gyde.
[01:51] L
I guess we'll start with the
author's foreword. Let's see...
[01:56] Y
Really?!
[01:57] L
"If you've purchased this book,
[01:59] L
I'm sure the struggles of society
have got you anxious about life."
[02:02] Y
Wow, talk about realistic.
[02:03] L
Yeah.
[02:05] L
Let's see...
[02:05] L
"The name of your comrade who stopped
functioning the other day is Alfa."
[02:11] Y
It knows that?
[02:13] L
Oh, yeah, it was Alfa!
[02:15] L
I didn't recognize him with the sexy voice.
[02:19] Y
Who cares about that?!
Find out how to revive him already!
[02:22] L
Man, shut up! I already know that.
[02:23] L
Reviving him, huh?
[02:25] L
Let's see... oh, here we go!
[02:28] Y
What's it say?
[02:29] L
"He must receive a kiss from
one of his traveling friends."
[02:33] L
That's simpler than I figured.
[02:35] Y
A kiss from a friend?
[02:37] L
There you go. Get on it.
[02:39] L
Go on, there's no time to waste.
Get with the mouth to mouth.
[02:42] Y
Why me?! Couldn't you do it, too, Light?
[02:45] L
I'm not his friend, though.
[02:47] Y
What the heck?!
[02:48] Y
Then let's make it fair and square
with rock-paper-scissors!
[02:51] L
Rock-paper-scissors?
[02:52] L
Man, fine, we're running out
of time, let's get a move on.
[02:55] L
By the way, I'm gonna throw scissors first.
[02:56] Y
Hey, cut that out!
[02:58] L
Here we go, rock, paper...
[02:59] Both
...scissors!
[03:02] Y
No way...
[03:04] L
They say reality is stranger
than fiction, y'know.
[03:06] L
You lost. Get to it.
[03:09] Y
No.
[03:10] Y
I actually don't want to.
[03:11] L
Damn it! You wanna leave one
of our comrades for dead?!
[03:16] L
Y'know, I wanted to do it,
but I won at rock-paper-scissors!
[03:21] L
Can't you understand how
frustrated I must feel?!
[03:23] Y
Fine... I get it.
[03:26] L
Good! Now, go hog wild down there.
[03:30] Y
It's to... save Alfa, so...
[03:41] L
Eek!
[03:51] A
What's gotten into you, boy?!
[03:52] L
So, so like, how's it feel?
[03:54] L
How's it feel?
[03:55] L
Were your lips touching?
[03:56] L
I bet they were!
[03:57] L
Was that your first kiss?
[03:59] Y
Oh, shut up!
SIGN Today's Princess
[04:04] Trio
gd Men...
[04:10] Melody
Hero's not here. Still not here, today.
[04:12] Melody
I'm getting tired of this cell.
[04:14] Melody
I'm hitting the limit..
[04:16] Melody
I got nothing to do... whatum gonna do?
[04:20] Melody
"Whatum gonna do"! It's like I'm going crazy!
[04:27] Melody
Seriously, is there anything to do?
[04:29] Melody
There's nothing in here!
All I see are these stupid stones!
[04:32] Melody
Oh, is this stone heart shaped?
[04:35] Melody
Oh, wow, how cute!
[04:37] Melody
This one is kind of like a bear!
[04:39] Melody
Wow, looking for shapes in the
stones might be crazy fun!
[04:43] Melody
Or I'm just crazy bored!
[04:44] Melody
Oh, this one is super cute!
[04:47] Melody
It's like the Abenobashi Terminal Building!
They look so much alike!
[04:52] Melody
Because it's just a long rectangle?!
[04:54] Melody
What am I doing?!
SIGN Today's Crystal
[04:59] Trio
gd Men.
[05:05] Y
Oh, it's glowing.
[05:06] L
I've been waiting for this!
[05:07] A
Someone sounds confident.
[05:12] Y
That's gross...
[05:13] L
Ew...
[05:14] L
He's just in his underpants.
[05:16] A
Just the underpants! Just the underpants.
[05:17] L
Just the underpants.
[05:18] Y
Just the underpants.
Mr. Just The Underpants.
[05:19] L
Mr. Just the underpants?
[05:20] L
Chief Just the underpants..
[05:21] L
Ew!
[05:22] A
Something about the way he moves
is disturbingly realistic...
[05:26] L
I see...
[05:28] Y
I wish he wouldn't raise his leg like that.
[05:28] A
Couldn't he put a robe on...?
[05:31] Y
Makes you think you're
gonna see... something.
[05:33] A
People like this tend to want to show off.
[05:34] Y
Seriously?
[05:35] A
We're doing this again... What to do?
[05:38] A
Okay, I'll go first.
[05:40] L
Go for it.
[05:41] A
I'll do it but I think I
might get in trouble...
[05:42] ---
Good luck.
[05:44] A
Lalalala, lalalala, *******
to the ****** **** Park!
[05:51] A
Lalalala, lalalala!
[05:54] A
I wonder when they're going to call
me to be on Kedamono Friends...
[05:59] Y
They're not going to!
[06:01] A
I bet they would, if it was
Kedamono Friends instead!
[06:04] A
Considering how much rhythm he has,
he'd get to be in the opening, I bet.
[06:07] Y
I guess he was moving smoothly.
[06:08] A
That's right.
[06:10] A
Yep.
[06:12] L
This is bad... we're in so much trouble...
[06:15] A
Like I care!
[06:18] L
Okay, me!
[06:18] A
Right, good luck!
[06:21] L
La dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah,
[06:25] L
la dah dee la dah dee la dee dah dah,
[06:29] L
la dah dee—
What are you looking at, Mr. Hero?!
[06:36] Y
Who? Who? Who was that?
[06:37] A
I think he doesn't get the reference.
[06:39] L
You don't?!
[06:42] L
You didn't watch Guru Guru?!
[06:43] A
There it is!
[06:43] Y
I see!
[06:46] A
There it is.
[06:47] Y
Makes sense now, yeah.
[06:47] L
It's like Old Man North North.
[06:49] A
When you actually put it that
way, I can see the resemblance.
[06:52] A
Old Man North North?
[06:52] L
He doesn't actually resemble him!
[06:53] A
Oh, no?
[06:59] Y
Okay!
[07:01] L
Yomi?
[07:02] Y
I'll go now.
[07:05] Y
This summer, a new brand of air
conditioner is going on sale!
[07:08] Y
Feel the moist, warm air flow from
a single underpants-clad crotch!
[07:16] Y
...I guess I finished that too soon.
[07:19] A
That was the only thing
they had to advertise.
SIGN Preview
[08:02] A
Yomi-kun, can you translate
"kiss me" into Japanese?
[08:04] Y
Isn't it just "kiss me"?
[08:07] A
That's what I thought.
[08:08] A
I overheard Light-senpai
saying "kiss me" just now.
[08:12] Y
Huh?! Who did he say "kiss me" to?
[08:14] L
Both of you, your pronunciation
is horrible! It's "kiss me."
[08:17] A
Light-san!
[08:18] A
Next episode, "The gdmotive of a Twist!"
SIGN The gdmotive of a Twist!
SIGN Kiss me.
SIGN Kiss me.
SIGN Kiss me.
SIGN Perfect body.
SIGN Perfect body.
[08:28] Yomi
That is obviously not happening.
9 - Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island!
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SIGN Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island!
SIGN Welcome to
Dream Island!
SIGN Winners
SIGN get one million gold!!
[00:50] Light
Gulp...
[00:56] Trio
Sounds good!
[00:57] L
Alfa, you know what to do, right?
[00:59] A
But of course! This program
ought to be able to get it open!
[01:02] A
Loading data!
[01:08] L
So this is it?!
SIGN Dream Island
[01:12] MC
Our first attraction is
the Basket Merry-Go-Round
SIGN Basket Merry-Go-Round
[01:17] MC
Landing balls in the baskets
will score you points.
[01:22] L
We have to sink shots into Underpants
Only's basket, right? Piece of cake!
[01:25] A
All right, throw!
[01:31] Y
Got it!
[01:32] L
Toss!
[01:33] L
Receive!
[01:35] L
Attack!
[01:37] A
All right! Smooth sailing.
[01:40] MC
Level two: Auto Pilot.
[01:43] L
They're moving!
[01:45] Y
Hey! Stop!
[01:48] Y
Wait!
[01:51] A
Hold it right there, Underpants Only!
[01:53] Y
Got him, got him, got him!
[01:55] Y
Nice one, Alfa!
[01:57] MC
Speeding up. Speeding up!
[02:02] L
For real?!
[02:06] A
Underpants Only is in trouble!
[02:07] Y
If he falls over, the balls will fall out!
[02:09] A
Protect him!
[02:18] Trio
Underpants Only!
SIGN 1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt
SIGN 1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt
SIGN 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt
SIGN 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt
SIGN 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt
SIGN 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt
SIGN 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt
SIGN 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt 10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt
SIGN 8. Team Fusako - 763pt
9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt
10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt
11. Team gd Men - 0pt
SIGN Fairy Tale Zone
[02:29] N
Fairy Tale Zone.
[02:30] N
Welcome to the world of Dream Island!
[02:34] L
This seems totally different from before.
[02:36] Y
Yeah, it's exciting!
[02:40] Y
Look over there! How cute.
[02:42] A
Yeah. Something relaxing about it...
[02:44] A
Wait, that guy on the end!
[02:46] A
Don't force yourself, man!
[02:50] L
Someone's controlling them?!
[02:51] Y
He's the mastermind!
[02:54] A
And now I feel depressed.
[03:00] N
The Shooting Zone.
SIGN The Shooting Zone
[03:02] N
You score points by shooting bad guys!
[03:05] L
I've done something like this before!
[03:07] Y
You get more points for how
bad the person is, right?
[03:10] A
Pardon me.
[03:13] [SONG] Sign
Defeated a robber.
1 point.
[03:15] A
One point for shooting a robber?!
[03:17] L
You're not gonna score going
after the obvious targets!
[03:19] L
It's this guy!
[03:21] [SONG] Sign
Defeated customer at the register (who is threatening the clerk)
5 Points.
[03:22] L
That's all I get even when
he's threatening the clerk?!
[03:24] Y
There!
[03:27] L
Whoa!
[03:27] [SONG] Sign
Defeated a co-worker who won't shut up about adding him to your Line friends.
100 points.
[03:28] Y
Nobody likes it when you won't shut
up about being added on Line!
SIGN Bonus Time
[03:33] N
Bonus Time.
[03:35] N
Many bad guys will appear,
so please defeat them.
SIGN Bonus Time
[03:38] Y
Come on, let's rack up some points
and go for the high score!
[03:41] Light
There!
[03:44] [SONG] Sign
Defeated the guy screwing around in the cooler.
100 points.
[03:44] L
No screwing around in the cooler!
[03:48] A
Gotcha!
[03:50] [SONG] Sign
Defeated a customer who opened a sealed magazine.
5 points.
[03:52] A
I mean, that's just bad manners.
[03:56] L
We can get the high score!
[03:57] L
Yomi, bring it home!
[03:58] A
I'm sure the boy can make it happen!
[04:04] L
I wanna be a hero with a girlfriend!
[04:06] A
I want cheesy romance every day!
[04:08] Y
Cake!
[04:14] Y
No loitering outside the store!
[04:14] [SONG] Sign
Defeated the punks who were loitering outside the store.
2000 points.
[04:17] Trio
Well?!
SIGN 1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
2. Team gd Men - 3234pt
3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
[04:24] L
Y-you...
[04:26] L
Underpants Only!
[04:29] L
Huh?!
[04:30] N
Defeated the owner of the convenience store
[04:30] [SONG] Sign
Defeated the owner of the convenience store who works his employees
to the bone while refusing to increase their wages.
10,000 points.
[04:31] N
who works his employees to the bone
while refusing to increase their wages.
[04:35] N
Ten thousand points.
SIGN 1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
2. Team gd Men - 3234pt
3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
SIGN 1. Team gd Men - 13234pt
2. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
[04:36] Y
Yes!
[04:37] Trio
All right!
[04:42] A
We even got a prize!
[04:45] L
Yeah! A magic key, right?
[04:47] L
Hope we get to use it someday!
[04:49] Y
You two did great this time!
[04:51] L
I knew I could count on you two, too!
[04:56] A
Hey. Hey!
[04:58] A
I'm included when you say that, right?
[04:59] A
Right?!
[05:00] A
You're not gonna form a new
party without me, are you?!
SIGN Today's Princess
[05:08] Trio
gd Men.
[05:13] Mel
I am finished being a girl who
simply waits for the hero.
[05:17] Mel
Yes...
[05:19] Mel
I have decided to confront my own existence.
[05:23] Mel
The most sublime form of
wasting time... philosophy.
[05:28] Mel
This princess has become a philosopher.
[05:32] Mel
As I sit here, upon and a part of the Earth,
[05:34] Mel
a door opens to my own inner universe.
[05:37] Mel
But what is the universe? What is it really?
[05:39] Mel
Where is beyond the universe?
[05:41] Mel
If everything that exists
is part of the universe,
[05:43] Mel
wouldn't anything that exists
outside of it not be the universe?
[05:46] Mel
What... is the world?
[05:49] Mel
What is the universe, where am I? What am I?!
[05:54] Mel
I'm scared! Thinking about it is scary!
[05:57] Mel
No more!
SIGN Today's Crystal
SIGN Illustration_ZZ ZZZ-san
[06:02] Trio
gd Men!
[06:07] Y
It's not glowing today...
[06:09] L
Three, two, one, go!
[06:12] A
Are you psychic?!
[06:17] Y
Whoa.
[06:17] A
Man!
[06:19] A
This is kinda...
[06:21] Y
The eyes are kinda vacant...
[06:23] L
Not to mention the way he
moves is... eerily sexy?
[06:27] Y
Okay, I'll go!
[06:31] L
That was fast.
[06:34] Y
If you want to touch the right side
of my chest, form a line over here!
[06:37] Y
If you watch to touch the left, over here!
[06:39] Y
Now, which will it be?
[06:43] L
That's really what it looks like...
[06:46] L
Oh, man!
[06:48] Y
Like, you have to touch one!
[06:51] A
So it's like a penalty?
[06:53] A
Okay, I'll go.
[06:55] L
Go for it.
[06:56] A
Here I go!
[07:00] A
He is in charge of the western wing,
[07:02] A
and over here, the manager
of the eastern wing.
[07:05] A
I, on the other hand,
am just passing through.
[07:10] Y
For someone who's just passing
through he's kinda... intense?
[07:12] Y
Has a really strong presence?
[07:14] L
You're telling me!
[07:16] Y
Way too much.
[07:17] A
Maybe those are formal clothes
from his home country.
[07:21] L
I've got one!
[07:22] L
That one helped me figure it out.
[07:23] A
Yeah?
[07:25] L
It's kinda old fashioned, though.
[07:26] A
Okay. Those are the best.
[07:28] L
Did you drop the monk on the right?
[07:32] L
Or the one on the left?
[07:34] L
Who cares? Hold me!
[07:38] Y
Oh, man!
[07:41] Y
Oh, man....
[07:42] Y
I guess no one cares, then?
[07:44] L
Not in the end!
SIGN Preview
[08:24] Y
It's such a waste to go to sleep.
SIGN Next... GD-Project ~ Normal Edition * Episode 10 ~
[08:26] Y
Can I squeeze you?
[08:27] A
Yeah, nothing like that's happening.
10 - The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle
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SIGN Level 10: The Pre-Eminent Moment: The Demon Lord's Castle
[00:49] Y
Sure is impressive, huh?
[00:51] Y
You think the demon lord is really strong?
[00:57] Y
But we came all the way here together.
[01:00] Y
We have to have faith, right?
[01:04] Y
And the princess is waiting.
[01:07] L
I'm really excited!
[01:08] Y
Hey, you can't say that!
[01:11] A
I'm lookin' forward to seeing
what kinda guys are in there!
[01:14] Y
You say that, but you're not
even trying to go inside.
[01:21] Y
Hey. You're backing up! Clearly!
[01:26] ---
I'm really excited!
[01:28] ---
I'm positive that's a lie!
[01:29] A
Hey, it's not that I'm chicken,
[01:33] A
I'm trying to give you youngsters
a rare experience, as an adult!
[01:37] L
That's right! Do you understand, Yomi-kun?
[01:40] Y
That's a total lie!
[01:41] Y
And you're a kid, too, Light!
[01:43] ---
You knucklehead! Once you're a dippy
middle schooler, you count as an adult!
[01:47] ---
Isn't that right, Alfa-san?
[01:48] L
No, you're a kid.
[01:50] L
You've probably never even
been to a girls' bar.
[01:52] L
You're not mature at all!
[01:55] Y
Whatever, can we just do this thing?!
[01:58] Y
Since we're here!
[02:00] L
Right, since we're here!
We don't want to waste the opportunity!
[02:03] A
That's right! Since we're here!
Timing is important, y'know?
[02:07] A
I'm telling you, we're not trying to make
a positive out of this waste of time!
[02:11] Y
I'm positive that's a lie!
[02:12] A
It's not like we're hanging out
with our buddies over the weekend
[02:15] A
trying to make the best of it to
see who gets to be most popular!
[02:18] A
So when we try to record a
video we get super embarrassed.
[02:20] A
It's not that we're getting
super embarrassed!
[02:22] Y
Yes, it is! That's exactly what it is!
[02:26] A
When you grow up,
[02:27] A
you meet up with your buddies and
start talking about your own company!
[02:30] A
And yet, ultimately you end up
giving up! It's not that, either!
[02:34] A
What, then? Are you trying to gather
more information first or something?
[02:39] A
That's right!
[02:40] A
We lack information!
What we do have is courage!
[02:44] L
Ditto!
[02:45] L
What we need is info!
We have plenty of courage!
[02:48] A
Yes! And I'm pretty sure
the information's over there!
[02:51] L
Sure enough!
[02:52] Y
I do not want to be this kind of an adult...
[02:55] L
Come on, let's go.
SIGN Today's princess
SIGN Illustration by Yamada Kagura-san
[02:59] Trio
gd Men...
[03:06] Melody
I finally understand...
[03:09] Melody
I am the universe itself.
[03:12] Melody
So I have to go into the universe myself!
[03:16] Melody
Stupid hero!
[03:19] Melody
I can sense the cosmo!
[03:22] Melody
But the thing is... I'm sorta locked in here.
[03:26] Melody
They've got some nerve,
locking me, the universe, in here!
[03:30] ---
Huh? Huh?! Huh?!
[03:35] Melody
The lock... is open?!
[03:39] Melody
I can... get out?!
[03:41] Melody
Then I can see the hero?!
[03:44] ---
Hooray!
[03:46] Melody
All the tension is gone?!
[03:48] Melody
Oh, my God! What the heck?!
SIGN Illustration by Imada Emi-san
SIGN Today's Crystal!
[03:55] Trio
gd Men!
[04:00] L
I'm starting to look forward to this!
[04:01] L
It's honestly the part I'm looking
forward to the most... or not at all.
[04:08] A
Who?
[04:09] Y
Who is this?
[04:10] Y
I'm not sure, but...
[04:11] Y
She's cute, though.
[04:13] Y
This is just a hunch...
[04:15] Y
but I feel like this is your kind of thing.
[04:17] Y
Seriously? Then I'll go first, then. I'll go first.
[04:22] Y
Now then, let's fast-forward
the footage of her sleeping last night.
[04:28] A
You really do enjoy these sorta...
[04:31] A
...narration deals.
[04:32] L
He does.
[04:34] ---
I see.
[04:34] A
What should I do?
[04:38] A
Okay, I guess I'll go next.
[04:39] Y
Right.
[04:40] A
Okay, Alfa, going up next.
[04:42] A
Oh! Oh, no! Mom's coming in,
[04:44] A
the best way to conceal the dirty
book underneath my bed is...
[04:47] A
This.
[04:49] A
You get it?
[04:50] L
"This?"
[04:51] ---
This?
[04:52] L
Is that even hiding anything?
[04:55] Y
The idea is you move at that
speed so they don't see it.
[04:58] L
Okay, me next.
[05:00] A
Counting on you.
[05:02] L
Ah, the vibrator is on,
the vibrator's on.
[05:05] L
Someone'll see me!
This is bad, this is so bad!
[05:10] A
That's so crass!
[05:11] ---
Crass?
[05:12] L
What? What's so crass?
[05:13] L
What do you mean, crass?
[05:14] ---
What do you mean, vibrator?
[05:15] L
Well y'know, the bed is going brrrrrr...
[05:20] A
It is?
[05:20] Y
The bed is shaking, like an attraction.
[05:21] ---
Like a massage.
[05:21] ---
There isn't anything inside, or anything.
[05:23] L
Yes, okay!
[05:26] Y
Don't just make the decisions!
[05:26] Y
Who made you the director?
[05:31] L
Is this a prison cell?
[05:33] A
Hey, it's the girl from before.
[05:36] A
She's yelling about something.
[05:37] A
Hey, she's pretty cute.
[05:38] L
True...
[05:40] A
Dude, she's cuter than I thought.
[05:41] ---
She is.
[05:43] ---
I think it'd be a good idea
to incorporate that somehow.
[05:45] Y
In that case, Alfa-san, go ahead.
[05:50] A
It's a little cliche, but I'll go ahead, then.
[05:52] ---
Okay.
[05:54] A
Arrgh, I'm so bored!
[05:59] A
Maybe I set my fee a little too high...
[06:05] ---
I see...
[06:06] L
Is that the kinda shop this is?!
[06:08] L
I dunno what kinda shop it is,
but it does have fees, so...
[06:13] ---
Seriously?
[06:13] Y
Oh, maybe they're maids!
[06:16] A
I thought for sure that Light would've
been the first one to go for that!
[06:20] A
I guess not!
[06:22] ---
I considered it...
[06:24] ---
But...
[06:24] Y
So you did consider it.
[06:25] L
But he beat me to it, so let's just go!
[06:28] ---
Really?
[06:33] L
I'm gonna poop myself!
[06:35] L
But it was just a fart, so I guess it's fine!
[06:42] y
Nice. That's a good one.
[06:44] A
But does that even happen?
[06:46] A
The reverse usually happens...
[06:49] A
Like when you're gonna fart,
but something more comes out.
[06:51] A
I mean, it hasn't happened to me, but...
[06:53] Y
But Alfa-san, you're already an adult!
[06:55] A
No, no, it was a friend of a friend!
[06:55] Y
You poop yourself?!
[06:58] Y
You're totally talking about yourself.
[06:59] A
But I'm pretty sure the opposite doesn't really happen.
[07:04] A
Let's have Yomi bring it
in clean for the end...
[07:09] Y
Okay, here I go...
[07:11] A
Okay.
[07:13] Y
Your... name is...
[07:19] Y
Our bodies aren't switching at all.
[07:24] L
Is that it?!
[07:25] L
I was wondering what you were going for.
[07:28] L
But it'd be fun to swap bodies
with a girl that cute, right.
[07:31] Y
True.
[07:32] l
Well, first you grab them...
[07:32] l
Fun?
[07:33] Y
First you grab 'em.
[07:35] Y
Grab what?
[07:35] Y
Boobs.
[07:37] Y
What? Grab boobs?
[07:38] Y
I mean, that's what he did in the movie.
[07:41] L
Huh?
[07:42] Y
Huh? He did?
[07:43] L
When they switched, that was
the first thing that happened.
SIGN Preview
SIGN More gdmaru next week!
[08:28] L
Not gonna happen!
11 - Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There
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SIGN Raise up the Demon Lord Along With the Melody
[00:51] Blue
What's that supposed to mean?
SIGN Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There
[00:52] Yellow
Oh, that.
[00:54] Yellow
Apparently, if you praise the
Demon Lord, the door will open.
[00:58] Red
Wait, we're supposed to
praise the Demon Lord?
[00:59] Yellow
Yeah.
[01:01] Red
Oh... Okay.
[01:02] Yellow
Yeah.
[01:05] Red
The Demon Lord is super,
super, super, superior.
[01:10] Blue
It's not opening.
[01:11] Red
Seriously?
[01:13] Yellow
I'm sort of copying Light's, but..
[01:19] Yellow
Your pnis is very, very splendid.
[01:22] Red
You're not supposed to laugh.
[01:23] Blue
Can you say that?
[01:26] Blue
That's not going to open it.
[01:28] Yellow
Maybe I should've said how big it was.
[01:30] Red
Seriously?
[01:32] ---
'Kay, I'm going!
[01:35] Red
Alfa, you see, is actually a dck.
[01:39] Yellow
Why did you just insult me?
[01:40] Blue
That's got nothing to do with anything!
[01:43] yellow
I'm an AI robot so I'm definitely not
lacking down there. Don't mess with me.
[01:46] Red
You're not?
[01:47] Yellow
Of course not!
[01:48] Red
How many centimeters?
[01:50] Yellow
Next.
[01:50] Blue
Okay, here I go.
[01:54] Blue
Happy trails...
You're so bushy down there.
[02:00] Red
Is that considered a compliment?
[02:02] Blue
Yeah, totally.
[02:03] Yellow
Oh, yeah.
[02:04] Yellow
I forgot I took the magic key
the other day. Tee-hee my bad.
[02:09] Both
Hey!
[02:10] Red
Hey, you... you...
[02:11] Yellow
Okay, well, let's go.
[02:15] Blue
Ready, and...
[02:17] All
Hup!
[02:24] Red
Hey, wait a sec.
[02:26] Red
There's some kind of character over there!
[02:27] Red
Is that the Demon Lord?
[02:28] Blue
You're right. Huh?
[02:30] Blue
Isn't that the person who showed up
in the crystal ball the other day?
[02:33] Yellow
That must be the Demon Lord...
[02:35] Yellow
Or actually a background character
that didn't escape in time.
[02:38] Red
She's surprisingly cute.
[02:39] Blue
Really? Isn't that the princess?
[02:42] Red
Yomi! This is a game where you're
supposed to save the princess.
[02:44] Red
There'd be a lot of questions
if we just opened the gate
[02:46] Red
and the princess just happened
to be standing there.
[02:48] Pink
Hey, hold it!
[02:50] Pink
Who was it? Who was it?
[02:55] Red
Sorry, what?
[02:56] Yellow
You're not a background character?
[02:58] Pink
Of course not. Can't you
tell just by looking at me?
[03:01] Pink
I'm Princess Melody!
[03:03] Blue
See? I told you.
[03:05] Red
Hey, Alfa, is this really the princess?
[03:08] Yellow
Um... Uh...
[03:11] Yellow
No idea.
[03:13] Blue
You don't know?
[03:14] Yellow
My memory's been deleted... or something.
[03:18] Pink
Are you the AI robot that Papa sent for me?
[03:21] Red
Yup! That's him!
[03:23] Blue
So you are the princess.
[03:24] Blue
But why don't you know each other?
[03:26] Pink
Huh? Isn't that obvious?
[03:27] Yellow
U-Um, Princess...
[03:29] Pink
Well, there're like 500 of these back home.
[03:32] Both
What?!
[03:36] (Flashback) Pink
There're like 500... There're like 500...
[03:39] (Flashback) Pink
There're like 500... There're like 500...
[03:43] Yellow
Please stahp!
[03:46] Red
You're the background character!
[03:48] Blue
There's that many of you?
[03:50] Red
Do you guys call each other like
Oso-al, Cho-al, Jyushi-al?
[03:53] Pink
I think he's more of a Todo-al.
[03:54] Yellow
Stop! Please!
[03:58] Pink
So hilarious!
[04:02] Pink
Who the hell cares?!
[04:05] Pink
Do you have any idea how long I've
been waiting? You're so useless!
[04:08] Red
Useless?
[04:08] Pink
My heart's not going pitter-patter
at all. Total fail. Epic fail.
[04:12] Red
Crap she's using some normie language.
[04:14] Yellow
Regardless of how you may feel,
the King is waiting for you.
[04:17] Yellow
Let us go back to the mansion.
[04:18] Pink
Good idea. Yeah, I'll go back.
Yeah, I'll do that.
[04:22] Three
Huh?
[04:24] Pink
Okay, start over from the beginning.
[04:25] Pink
You have to know how to make a
girl's heart go pitter-patter.
[04:28] Pink
First impressions are the most important
in date situations like this.
[04:30] Pink
Not to mention, having the girl arrive and
have to wait is totally out of the question.
[04:33] Yellow
Uh, Princess? You're going over there?
You're going back that way?
[04:36] Blue
This is a date?
[04:37] Red
Have you ever been on one?
[04:38] Blue
Not sure. What about you?
[04:40] Red
I'm pretty sure. At least, I'm pretty sure...
[04:41] Red
I haven't.
[04:42] Pink
Make my heart flutter next time. Kthxbye!
[04:45] Yellow
Uh, Princess? Princess!
[04:47] Yellow
Please wait!
[04:50] Both
No way!
[04:52] Yellow
And there you have it. All right.
Let's go raise our levels!
[04:56] Both
Like hell!
SIGN Today's Princess
[04:57] [SONG] Cap
So tired...
SIGN Illustration by_Kinoshita Takae
SIGN gd Men
[05:00] All
gd Men.
[05:03] Pink
Before I knew it, I've returned to my cell...
[05:07] Pink
But I'm not going to give up!
[05:09] Pink
I'm sure that next time a guy who'll
make my heart explode will save me!
[05:14] Pink
Wait, they're coming to save
me, but I'm going to die?
[05:18] Pink
No way!
SIGN Final Episode Speculation Contest
SIGN Illustration_ Saneyuki-san
[05:23] All
gd Men!
[05:26] Yellow
Mission complete! Good work, you two.
[05:31] Red
Yeah! Good work!
Wait, is this how it's supposed to end?
[05:35] Blue
Yeah! We have a whole episode left!
[05:38] Yellow
Then why don't we
[05:39] Yellow
do a final episode speculation contest
with the time we have left over?
[05:43] Red
Yes! Yes! I'm coming!
[05:45] Blue
Yeah, that sounds fun.
[05:47] Yellow
So what should we do for the final episode?
[05:49] Blue
You know... That princess,
was like really scary, right?
[05:53] Both
Yeah.
[05:54] Blue
And she, like, went back to
the Demon Lord's castle.
[05:57] Yellow
Yeah, she did.
[05:58] Blue
Maybe she's the Demon Lord.
[06:01] Red
I see.
[06:02] Red
The old bait and switch!
[06:03] Yellow
She first acted like the Demon Lord
that acted like a background character,
[06:05] Yellow
but was actually the Demon Lord after all.
[06:06] Blue
Yeah, exactly, and not the princess.
[06:09] Red
That's actually possible.
[06:10] Blue
Plausible, right?
[06:12] Yellow
Not to mention, she basically
ripped out my heart,
[06:15] Yellow
so should we off her?
[06:17] Red
Off her?
[06:18] Yellow
Want to off the princess?
No, I mean, the Demon Lord?
[06:20] Blue
Yeah, but the thing is...
we're only speculating here.
[06:24] Blue
For the final episode.
[06:25] Yellow
I guess that's a possibility,
[06:27] Yellow
and while we're at it...
[06:30] Yellow
Don't you guys want a second season?
[06:32] Blue
You mean we'll keep going?
[06:32] Red
You're bringing that up now?
[06:34] Yellow
We can go on another journey,
[06:36] Yellow
and have this one end like,
"Their journey still continues."
[06:39] Blue
So there's no closure?
[06:40] Yellow
Yeah, because if there's
closure, it'll all be over.
[06:41] Blue
Like, "Our journey has only just begun,"
SIGN Our journey...
SIGN ...has only just begun!
[06:45] Blue
and then we get canceled?
[06:46] Yellow
We'll only make it look
like we got canceled...
[06:48] Blue
And then, to be continued?
[06:49] Yellow
Right. And we'll have the
princess pop up and say,
[06:52] Yellow
“Save me, damn it!
There's a second season!”
[06:53] Blue
Oh, so she's just gonna say it?
[06:54] Yellow
Yeah, totally.
[06:55] Yellow
I'll make her say it.
[06:56] Red
We'll make it look like we're
leveling up and then just go back.
[07:00] Yellow
Yeah.
[07:01] Red
That sounds like something
from "Guru Guru."
[07:03] Yellow
You really love "Guru Guru."
[07:04] Red
I love it.
[07:05] Yellow
And also... I might be praising
myself a bit, but...
[07:08] Yellow
You know how she said I was just one of 500?
[07:14] Yellow
That's got me down a bit, you see.
[07:16] Yellow
And then, everyone will tell me it's okay,
[07:20] Yellow
and then I'll have a revelation
that I'm okay the way I am.
[07:22] Yellow
And then, bam! The sky fills the screen
and everyone is clapping, like,
[07:27] Yellow
"Congrats!" "Congrats!" "So happy!" "Bless!"
[07:30] Yellow
Something like that.
[07:33] Blue
I see.
[07:34] Yellow
So, yeah, that.
[07:36] Blue
That?
[07:37] Yellow
Thank you to my friends,
goodbye to the princess.
[07:40] Yellow
And to all of our viewers...
[07:43] Two
Congratulations.
[07:43] Red
Thanks.
[07:44] Red
Oh, I messed up.
[07:45] Red
It's a mess!
SIGN Preview
[08:23] Yellow
gd Men. Come back again.
It's all for love.
[08:28] Blue
Nah.
12 - Level 12: Until We Meet Again
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[00:35] Yellow
Now, then...
[00:36] Yellow
The way home is exactly
what I explained earlier.
SIGN Level 12: Until We Meet Again
[00:39] Yellow
Be careful getting home, you two.
[00:42] Red
Yes, sir!
[00:42] Red
It'll be an adventure until I get home!
[00:45] Blue
Don't forget we all need
to play Beast Hunter.
[00:48] Yellow
Yeah, it's a promise.
[00:50] Blue
Are you going back to the king, Alfa?
[00:53] Yellow
Yeah. I can't really leave his side, so...
[01:01] Red
It was a lot of fun, Alfa!
[01:03] Blue
We were an awesome party!
[01:07] Yellow
Light, Yomi...
[01:10] Yellow
Let us meet again.
[01:14] Ram
Chirp, chirp, tick, tick, tick.
[01:17] Blue
So, as soon as we go through
this door, we'll be back home.
[01:20] Red
We're gonna be stripped naked again.
[01:23] Blue
What the heck's the point in that?
Seems pretty useless.
[01:26] Ram
Light and Yomi, are you ready?
[01:29] Both
Yup.
[01:30] Ram
Excellent. I will now open the door.
[01:37] Light
I wonder if Light got back to the king.
[01:41] Ram
Alfa 202 is having his memory deleted,
[01:43] Ram
so he can prepare for his next mission.
[01:47] Both
Huh?!
[01:51] Rem
Alfa 202, we will now delete your memory
[01:56] Rem
and install software needed
for your next mission.
[02:00] Yellow
I just have one request.
[02:03] Yellow
Could I keep my memories of my last party?
[02:08] Rem
Special requests will not be accepted.
[02:10] Rem
Is there anything else?
[02:13] Blue
Alfa 202 is the Alfa we know, right?
[02:17] Blue
His memory's going to be erased? Wait!
[02:21] Ram
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
[02:24] Red
Hey! Answer us! Hey!
[02:26] Blue
Light, let's go stop him!
[02:28] Red
Yeah!
[02:30] Yellow
Because they are the King's orders,
I will accept without resisting.
[02:40] Yellow
Light, Yomi, I'm sorry.
[02:45] Yellow
I won't be able to play the
game with you guys after all.
[02:54] Red
They can't be serious about
him forgetting everything!
[02:57] Blue
No way! I don't want that to happen!
[03:05] Red
Hey, Alfa!
[03:07] Iyami
Yesh?
[03:08] Blue
Alfa!
[03:09] Conan
You dummy.
[03:12] Red
Where are you, Alfa?!
[03:13] Alfa
Want you!
[03:14] Alfa
You idiot!
[03:15] Alfa
Do you have any balls?!
[03:17] Alfa
Overwhelming!
[03:18] Alfa
If you want to become stronger, take this!
[03:20] Blue
Alfa!
[03:23] Right
You mad?
[03:24] Left
Nope.
[03:28] Blue
Over there!
[03:30] Red
Hot guy voice!
[03:32] Yellow
Okay, pay attention.
[03:33] Yellow
We're going to level you up.
[03:36] Yellow
Right now, your levels are just...
[03:38] Red
You know who we are, right?
[03:42] Yellow
It's still way too early
to save the princess.
[03:44] Blue
Hey, look at us!
[03:47] Red
Why?
[03:49] Red
Why...
[03:51] Red
Why...
[03:52] Red
did you have to have your memory erased?!
[03:58] Blue
I'd finally made another friend...
[04:06] Yellow
You guys need to toughen up at least
to the level of my last party.
[04:11] Yellow
A guy who suffers from a really
bad case of delusions of grandeur
[04:13] Yellow
and a very unenthused little boy.
[04:15] Yellow
At least that much.
[04:17] Both
Huh?
[04:19] Yellow
But seriously...
[04:21] Yellow
Did you two always cry so easily?
[04:23] Yellow
That's news to me.
[04:28] Both
Alfa!
[04:30] Yellow
Light, Yomi.
[04:35] Yellow
Hey, calm dow— Hey! Light, calm down.
Stop moving your hips like that.
[04:40] Yellow
Yomi! Seriously! Calm them hips! Calm!
[04:43] Yellow
Gross! So gross!
[04:44] Red
How can I stay c-c-c-c-calm
at a time like this.
[04:47] Yomi
It's the real Alfa!
[04:50] Blue
Hang on! About what you said earlier...
[04:54] Red
Hey, you geezer!
[04:55] Red
Who were you saying suffered
from delusions of grandeur?!
[04:57] Blue
And I've always been totally enthusiastic!
[05:00] Yellow
Hold on, wait, wait— Ow!
[05:02] Yellow
Stop it!
[05:02] Yellow
Come on, stop!
[05:04] ---
Wait! Ow!
[05:06] Yellow
Break! Break!
SIGN Our Touching Reunion
[05:07] [SONG] Sign
(Penned by Alfa)
[05:10] All
gd Men.
[05:11] Red
Not happening!
[05:12] Blue
You even decided the title without asking!
[05:14] Red
Give us back our tears!
[05:17] Blue
I'm not going to stop hitting
you until you cry, Alfa!
[05:28] Yellow
Stop it! Seriously!
[05:30] Red
Bring it on!
[05:35] Yellow
Ow, ow, ow!
[05:37] Yellow
You guys are creeping me out!
[05:42] Yellow
What the hell are you doing?!
[05:45] Yellow
Seriously, stop! Please?
[05:50] Yellow
Stop!
[05:51] Yellow
You want to go on an adventure, right?
[05:54] Red
Yup.
[05:55] Blue
Yup.
[05:55] Yellow
Okay... Then, let's go.
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[06:02] All
gd Men!
[06:05] Blue
Hey, the rod.
[06:07] Alfa
It's the last episode.
There's nothing to fear!
[06:10] Blue
What is this?
We're supposed to voice this?
[06:13] Red
Well, there are three of them.
[06:15] Yellow
Hey.
[06:16] Both
What?
[06:16] Yellow
I'm gonna play the cop.
[06:18] Red
The human...
[06:20] Blue
He took the human.
[06:20] Red
Then I'll be the black wagyu cow.
[06:23] Yellow
The wagyu?
[06:23] Blue
Then, uh, the Holstein?
[06:26] Red
You got something hanging down
there. Can you handle it?
[06:28] Blue
It's poking out.
[06:28] Yellow
That's the tail.
[06:29] Red
No, there's totally something
before the tail. Protrusions.
[06:32] Blue
Yeah, yeah.
[06:32] Yellow
Okay, let's start, let's start, let's start.
[06:34] Blue
Okay.
[06:36] Yellow
So, you two...
[06:38] Blue
Hm?
[06:39] Yellow
Is this your first time here?
[06:41] Red
Yeah, it totally is. Listen to this!
[06:46] Red
Horupi here keeps saying that she
runs into gropers every morning.
[06:48] Yellow
Oh, Horupi-san...
[06:51] Blue
Yeah.
[06:51] Yellow
Yeah, that's not good.
[06:53] Red
Go on, tell him, Horupi.
[06:55] Blue
So, like, every morning,
[06:57] Blue
I keep getting groped.
[06:58] Red
They grope her!
[07:00] Blue
They grab my teats.
[07:01] Red
And what comes out when
they grab your teats.
[07:04] Blue
They use hands and machines to grab them.
[07:06] Yellow
That, uh, that sounds intense...
[07:09] Blue
A white fluid. White fluid comes out.
[07:12] Red
It just goes everywhere, sir.
[07:14] Yellow
So, uh... I want to confirm
a few things, but...
[07:16] blue
Yes?
[07:18] yellow
Is it okay that I assume that
you're a female, Horupi-san?
[07:21] Blue
Yes.
[07:22] Yellow
You're female...
[07:24] Yellow
But white stuff comes out.
[07:25] Blue
Yes.
[07:26] Red
Why are you asking something so obvious?!
[07:28] Blue
What are you talking about?!
[07:29] Blue
I'm the victim here! How rude!
[07:31] Yellow
Yes, you're right. Please calm down.
[07:33] Red
Sir!
[07:34] ---
Yes, yes.
[07:36] Blue
Can we talk to a lady officer?
[07:37] Yellow
Uh, I'm sorry. I'm currently
the only one here right now.
[07:43] Yellow
So are you with her when
this happens, Cowchi-san?
[07:47] Red
Of course I am!
Because I'm always groping her.
[07:50] Yellow
Oh, I see...
[07:50] Blue
Oh, stop.
[07:52] Red
Oh, come on.
[07:54] Red
Maybe I'll just come out and say it.
[07:58] Yellow
Are you two hungry? You okay?
[08:00] Yellow
Would you like some beef bowls?
[08:03] Red
Beef bowls! Sounds great!
[08:04] Blue
What are you talking about?
[08:05] Red
What are you talking about?
[08:06] Blue
What do you mean, "beef bowls?"
[08:08] Red
Look at us!
[08:09] Blue
Isn't that a bit rude?
[08:11] Yellow
Oh, I'm so sorry.
[08:12] Blue
Ugh, this is the worst.
[08:13] Blue
You suck.
[08:14] Red
You are so useless!
[08:16] Yellow
Please, I really am sorry.
[08:17] Red
Well, we're gonna go eat
some grass now. See ya!
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