# 9 - Exquisite! Cat Cafe President

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**[00:00] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(end card)<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 9
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exquisite! Cat Cafe President
<br>**[00:33] Girl**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please take one.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cat Cafe
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey Nyan Aristocrat
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have a relaxing  time with cats
<br>**[00:37] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A cat cafe has opened, huh?<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's very close to here.<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to go... Huh?<br>**[00:47] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiga-kun... Are you interested<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this cat cafe?<br>**[00:50] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? No, that's not it...<br>**[00:54] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiga-kun... Could it be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you love cats...?<br>**[00:58] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To tell you the truth, I've been eyeing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that cat cafe even before it opened.<br>**[01:02] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I don't have the courage to go alone.<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! I'm a coward...<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feel free to mock me all you want.<br>**[01:08] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, really? Then, you want to go together?<br>**[01:12] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna go!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey Nyan Aristocrat
<br>**[01:17] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is it. Let's go in!<br>**[01:20] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maeda...<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the kitty-cats make my heart<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;flutter too much and I die,<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please pick up my bones...<br>**[01:24] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to prepare yourself that much?!<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That won't happen no matter<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how much you love cats.<br>**[01:30] Staff**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome. Please take any seat you like.<br>**[01:35] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, so many cats!<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that seat over there okay, Shiga-k—<br>**[01:41] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiga-kun?!<br>**[01:44] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To tell you the truth, I put catnip<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the kitty-cats in every pocket.<br>**[01:49] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not kidding! Take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it out, take it out!<br>**[01:51] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted the kitty cats<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to like me, so I... I...<br>**[01:54] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's more like they're gonna crush<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you and suffocate you to death!<br>**[01:58] Staff**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for waiting. Here's your herbal tea.<br>**[02:01] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, so cute!<br>**[02:03] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's oasis!<br>**[02:05] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't know heaven like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this existed on earth...<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so glad I was able to come here.<br>**[02:11] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks, Maeda.<br>**[02:13] Yoshiki**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had no idea Shiga-kun*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could be so complaisant...*<br>**[02:19] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad I got to come here with you too.<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks, Shiga-kun!<br>**[02:25] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Shiga-kun?<br>**[02:28] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He... He's dead!<br>**[02:36] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To think he actually died...*<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I will never forget you, Shiga-kun...*<br>**[02:41] Sakuya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Maeda. I was practicing imitating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cats last night. Listen.<br>**[02:45] Yoshiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now?!<br>**[02:48] Shingo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kitty-cats are the best!!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Happy Resurrection
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 10
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okonomi Revolution
<br>**[03:22] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch the next episode too, ya hear?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Check  out the  next  episode
<br>**[03:24] [SONG] Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Illustrated by<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TCB-chan<br>