# 8 - Fall School Life

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**[00:04] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My bra feels so tight.<br>**[00:06] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no...<br>**[00:08] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just bought this one the other day.<br>**[00:15] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I managed to get it on,*<br>**[00:17] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but I'll have to keep things low-key today.*<br>**[00:20] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way!<br>**[00:22] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will you give it up already?<br>**[00:24] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! Never!<br>**[00:25] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't do it!<br>**[00:27] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning.<br>**[00:29] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning, Raphi.<br>**[00:30] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on?<br>**[00:32] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your class doesn't have gym today.<br>**[00:34] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds like you forgot.<br>**[00:36] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, first-years...<br>**[00:37] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...have a physical fitness test!<br>**[00:39] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sucks!<br>**[00:40] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:14] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I absolutely refuse to take<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a physical fitness test!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 8   Fall School Life
<br>**[02:17] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gab's been like this all morning.<br>**[02:20] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the point of this torture?<br>**[02:22] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the point?<br>**[02:25] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There can be only one point!<br>**[02:27] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To make it quantitatively clear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who is superior!<br>**[02:30] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now is the time for me to unleash...<br>**[02:33] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my sealed power.<br>**[02:36] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just you watch, foolish angels.<br>**[02:38] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, it's going to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satanichia Time, all the time!<br>**[02:41] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Somebody's* really *pumped up.*<br>**[02:44] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're brimming with energy.<br>**[02:46] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naturally!<br>**[02:48] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, I'm going to take first place<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;handily in every event.<br>**[02:51] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, you always were all brawn.<br>**[02:54] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Gabriel...<br>**[02:56] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's make it a contest. You versus me.<br>**[02:58] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep me out of your comedy routine.<br>**[03:01] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I suppose it's already clear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how this will turn out, anyway.<br>**[03:04] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good luck. You'll need it.<br>**[03:07] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not leaving this spot.<br>**[03:11] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time to improvise.<br>**[03:12] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gab.<br>**[03:13] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[03:14] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you take the whole fitness test,<br>**[03:16] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll treat you to *yakiniku*.<br>**[03:18] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yakiniku*?!<br>**[03:19] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it'll be all you can eat.<br>**[03:22] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For real?<br>**[03:23] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yes.<br>**[03:24] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For real?!<br>**[03:27] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can do it!<br>**[03:35] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This sounds like it will be a hoot,*<br>**[03:37] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I can't use my full range of movement.*<br>**[03:39] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, what a waste...*<br>**[03:48] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[03:49] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kurumizawa-san, you're really fast!<br>**[03:51] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's nothing special for me.<br>**[03:52] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I won't stop you from praising me.<br>**[04:02] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenma-san, at least try to run?<br>**[04:08] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was her top speed?!<br>**[04:10] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pathetic, Gabriel.<br>**[04:12] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was right. You're no match for me.<br>**[04:15] Gab narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Yakiniku*.*<br>**[04:16] Gab narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Yakiniku*!*<br>**[04:18] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, Raphiel would be more worth crushing.<br>**[04:23] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I-I can move even less than I expected.*<br>**[04:26] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even the slightest carelessness,*<br>**[04:28] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and the hooks will come undone.*<br>**[04:29] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, they'll break!*<br>**[04:34] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such trivial "competition"!<br>**[04:36] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Angels are nothing to fear!<br>**[04:38] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, you should sear the splendor<br>**[04:40] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my magnificent feats into your minds.<br>**[04:43] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, dear.<br>**[04:44] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satania-san might outshine us all this time.<br>**[04:48] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't care less.<br>**[04:50] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm getting through the fitness tests<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and eating that meat.<br>**[04:54] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing else matters.<br>**[04:55] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can feel the fire in her soul.*<br>**[05:02] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, Satania's on fire today.<br>**[05:05] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She must really want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;first place in everything.<br>**[05:07] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't care.<br>**[05:09] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, Raphi's up next.<br>**[05:14] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:27] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow!<br>**[05:31] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I give.<br>**[05:32] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:38] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The needle isn't budging!<br>**[05:43] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never seen someone get so winded<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by a grip strength test before.<br>**[05:49] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here.<br>**[05:50] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, the needle isn't budging...<br>**[05:52] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raphi's pretty athletic.<br>**[05:54] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder what's up with her today?<br>**[05:56] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey.<br>**[05:58] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I've hit my limit, too.<br>**[06:01] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[06:01] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you already made it this far.<br>**[06:03] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finally, you'll be timed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the thousand meter run.<br>**[06:06] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please meet up on the grounds outside.<br>**[06:09] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hear that, Gab?<br>**[06:10] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only one more—<br>**[06:13] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! You *can* run!<br>**[06:15] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A thousand meters? Oh, hell no!<br>**[06:17] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you want your *yakiniku*?<br>**[06:26] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My bra survived this long...*<br>**[06:28] Raphi narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;although my other measurements*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;paid the price.*<br>**[06:31] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raphi.<br>**[06:32] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vigne-san.<br>**[06:33] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All done with your thousand-meter run?<br>**[06:35] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Where's Gab-chan?<br>**[06:38] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She dropped like a rock<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as soon as she finished.<br>**[06:41] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She really stuck to it.<br>**[06:43] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll have to take her to *yakiniku* later.<br>**[06:46] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, before I forget,<br>**[06:47] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gab gave me a message for you.<br>**[06:49] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we let Satania have her day,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop Satania
<br>**[06:51] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she'll take the brakes off for a week.<br>**[06:53] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got to stop her.<br>**[06:57] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think?<br>**[06:58] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't see much harm from Satania-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting a little carried away.<br>**[07:06] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I see her point.<br>**[07:07] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A week of this would be too much.<br>**[07:09] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand.<br>**[07:10] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll challenge Satania-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to a long-distance race.<br>**[07:13] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[07:14] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you seem under the weather today.<br>**[07:16] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sure?<br>**[07:18] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true...<br>**[07:19] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may not hold...<br>**[07:22] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But even if worse comes to worst...<br>**[07:26] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I made a promise to Gab.<br>**[07:28] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll see it through!<br>**[07:29] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did the situation get so dramatic?!<br>**[07:32] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satania-san.<br>**[07:34] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, here to cheer me on?<br>**[07:37] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you care to compete with me?<br>**[07:39] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You, challenging me? How rare.<br>**[07:42] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I accept your challenge!<br>**[07:43] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though I already know I'll crush you.<br>**[07:47] Girl**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On your mark, get set...<br>**[07:52] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[07:52] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[07:53] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were saving your energy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for this, weren't you?!<br>**[07:56] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I won't let you have your way!<br>**[07:59] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's fast.*<br>**[08:02] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But...*<br>**[08:03] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*my bra's holding.*<br>**[08:05] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't simply give up!*<br>**[08:07] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[08:08] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, you!<br>**[08:09] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't lose!<br>**[08:11] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Just a little longer.*<br>**[08:12] Raphi narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hang on just a little longer!*<br>**[08:16] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The last spurt!<br>**[08:28] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hup!<br>**[08:33] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait a sec!<br>**[08:36] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gah!<br>**[08:38] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My perfect winning streak, ruined!<br>**[08:42] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, why didn't you go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all out from the start?!<br>**[08:45] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It would've been more fun that way!<br>**[08:47] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, whatever.<br>**[08:49] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I give you props<br>**[08:50] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for obstructing my perfect streak,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if it was just a fluke.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Devil
<br>**[08:53] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In recognition of your performance,<br>**[08:55] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll award you the Special Satanichia Medal.<br>**[08:58] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[08:59] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah...<br>**[09:00] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[09:02] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you look so unhappy?!<br>**[09:03] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have something bigger<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on my mind right now.<br>**[09:05] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gab, Raphi hit a home run for you!<br>**[09:08] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's my *yakiniku*?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Staple
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<br>**[09:16] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's go time.<br>**[09:17] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you prepared?<br>**[09:20] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave this to me.<br>**[09:22] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm all kinds of prepared.<br>**[09:25] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An interview exam?<br>**[09:27] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never heard of it.<br>**[09:29] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You would've if you listened.<br>**[09:31] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's not a problem for me, anyway.<br>**[09:33] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An interview would be a breeze for me.<br>**[09:36] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Word is you gotta take a special<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;remedial class if you fail it.<br>**[09:39] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[09:40] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the biggest problem is...<br>**[09:42] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The interviewer is Sunglasses.<br>**[09:45] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One wrong answer and he might blow a gasket.<br>**[09:50] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Teach me the art of the interview.<br>**[09:56] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky they had just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the book you needed, huh?<br>**[09:58] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You saved me some trouble<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by finding me a good book.<br>**[10:01] (Flashback) Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did well, for you.<br>**[10:02] (Flashback) Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I'm still technically an angel, anyway.<br>**[10:08] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks to this book,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm completely interview-ready.<br>**[10:11] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunglasses isn't worth my fear!<br>**[10:15] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is it, Satania.<br>**[10:16] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring it on.<br>**[10:18] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Whoops.*<br>**[10:18] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Can't bring this in with me.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;True Stories!
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<br>**[10:26] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come in.<br>**[10:29] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pardon me.<br>**[10:36] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's the other one?<br>**[10:38] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Huh?<br>**[10:39] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satania?<br>**[10:41] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sweet, naïve Vignette.*<br>**[10:43] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You don't know how to make an entrance.*<br>**[10:45] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Behold my entrance!*<br>**[10:49] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:52] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guarandoo!<br>**[10:54] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?!<br>**[10:56] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is no time to goof around!<br>**[10:58] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're already singled out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a problem child!<br>**[11:01] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now Sensei's going to be furious.*<br>**[11:04] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's begin.<br>**[11:05] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;State your names and schools, please.<br>**[11:08] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's... not?*<br>**[11:09] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thank goodness.*<br>**[11:11] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's giving us a chance to recover.*<br>**[11:14] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Tsukinose Vignette April,<br>**[11:16] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;graduate of Maiten High School.<br>**[11:18] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Satania, we can still save this,*<br>**[11:21] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*just take it seriously from here on!*<br>**[11:24] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want my name?<br>**[11:26] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Proper etiquette is introduce yourself<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before asking another's name!<br>**[11:30] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You dumb demon!*<br>**[11:33] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's over.*<br>**[11:33] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's all over.*<br>**[11:35] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's going to blow up for sure!*<br>**[11:37] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a seat.<br>**[11:39] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He ignored it* again*?!*<br>**[11:40] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[11:43] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's going on here?*<br>**[11:44] Vigne narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Normally, that would be*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guaranteed to get him yelling.*<br>**[11:47] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's being awfully nice today...*<br>**[11:49] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But...*<br>**[11:50] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*that makes him even scarier!*<br>**[11:52] Vigne narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't afford any screw-ups*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from this point on.*<br>**[11:55] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But... But...*<br>**[11:59] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What kind of interview hack is that?!*<br>**[12:02] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is bad. Very bad!*<br>**[12:03] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Satania's on track to incur Sensei's wrath.*<br>**[12:06] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have to correct our course.*<br>**[12:10] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Perfection.*<br>**[12:11] Satania narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, this is so perfect that it seems*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunglasses has been dumbstruck.*<br>**[12:16] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Vignette, are you nervous?*<br>**[12:19] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Loosen up, my dear.*<br>**[12:21] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll start the questions, then.<br>**[12:23] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you want to work for our company?<br>**[12:26] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukinose-san.<br>**[12:27] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes, sir.<br>**[12:29] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to devote my life to helping others.<br>**[12:32] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe that I can make my dream<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a reality at your company.<br>**[12:36] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[12:37] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Follow my lead, Satania.*<br>**[12:39] Vigne narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm begging you,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;answer like a normal person!*<br>**[12:43] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She got the message!*<br>**[12:44] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kurumizawa-san, please go ahead.<br>**[12:47] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[12:48] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;feel...<br>**[12:49] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so...<br>**[12:50] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good!<br>**[12:52] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Damn it!*<br>**[12:52] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It didn't get across at all!*<br>**[12:54] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And I have no idea what she's going for now!*<br>**[12:57] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What do I do?*<br>**[12:58] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How can I get through to Satania?*<br>**[12:59] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukinose-san.<br>**[13:01] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukinose-san?<br>**[13:02] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[13:03] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Y-Yes, sir!<br>**[13:04] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finally, please promote yourself.<br>**[13:07] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Y-Yes, sir.<br>**[13:08] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Uh...<br>**[13:09] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, no!*<br>**[13:10] Vigne narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got so distracted that my thoughts*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are all jumbled now...*<br>**[13:13] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, I...<br>**[13:18] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Calm yourself, Vignette.*<br>**[13:21] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're a capable demon. Just focus.*<br>**[13:23] Satania**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, you need only follow my lead*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and answer confidently.*<br>**[13:27] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Have courage, Vignette.*<br>**[13:29] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Vignette.*<br>**[13:31] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Vignette...*<br>**[13:32] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Satania...*<br>**[13:33] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's that weird smile for?*<br>**[13:38] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I run into a problem,<br>**[13:40] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I tend to overthink things and agonize.<br>**[13:43] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I've always found a solution<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to overcome any obstacles.<br>**[13:47] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever difficulties life may have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in store for me,<br>**[13:50] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I intend to approach and overcome them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a positive attitude.<br>**[13:54] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[13:55] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[13:57] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I said it!*<br>**[13:59] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thanks, Satania.*<br>**[14:00] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In a way, you helped me out.*<br>**[14:03] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next, Kurumizawa-san.<br>**[14:04] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go ahead.<br>**[14:06] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Promote myself?<br>**[14:08] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you feel it?<br>**[14:10] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This aura radiating from me.<br>**[14:13] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With charisma like mine,<br>**[14:15] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't need my own self-promotion spiel!<br>**[14:19] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't find a solution to this problem!*<br>**[14:23] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's all over.*<br>**[14:25] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sorry, Satania.*<br>**[14:26] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wasn't strong enough to stop you.*<br>**[14:29] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Here comes the yelling...*<br>**[14:31] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[14:33] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may leave now.<br>**[14:34] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She got away with it?!*<br>**[14:35] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wh-What's going on?*<br>**[14:37] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is this normal in the human world?*<br>**[14:40] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Well, we made it through the interview.*<br>**[14:42] Vigne narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thank goodness.*<br>**[14:44] Vigne**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for your time.<br>**[14:47] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a pretty good interview.<br>**[14:49] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kurumizawa.<br>**[14:53] Sensei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We need to talk.<br>**[14:58] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I passed?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maiten High School
<br>**[15:00] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*After that, I got in trouble, big time.*<br>**[15:11] Gab narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Starving... can't move...*<br>**[15:15] Gab narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I overdid*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the microtransactions this month.*<br>**[15:17] Gab narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't eaten since last night,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'm broke.*<br>**[15:21] Gab narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How am I gonna get dinner?*<br>**[15:24] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenma-san.<br>**[15:26] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Prez.<br>**[15:28] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank God I caught you before you left.<br>**[15:31] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't turned in the homework due today.<br>**[15:34] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah. My bad.<br>**[15:35] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Totally slipped my mind.<br>**[15:37] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, good thing I caught it.<br>**[15:39] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You headin' home, Prez?<br>**[15:40] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a club meeting, actually.<br>**[15:43] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clubs, huh...<br>**[15:45] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Youngsters sure are energetic.<br>**[15:46] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're the same age.<br>**[15:49] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are there any clubs you'd like to join?<br>**[15:51] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope!<br>**[15:52] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instant answer!<br>**[15:54] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, okay.<br>**[15:55] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's too bad.<br>**[15:56] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What club are you in, Prez?<br>**[15:58] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm in the cooking club.<br>**[16:02] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've always wanted to join the cooking club!<br>**[16:04] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Always" when?!<br>**[16:05] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you interested in cooking?<br>**[16:07] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yes.<br>**[16:09] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you mind if I sample—<br>**[16:10] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, sat in on your meeting?<br>**[16:13] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sample"?<br>**[16:15] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prospective members are always welcome.<br>**[16:17] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we?<br>**[16:18] Gab narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hello, free meal!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Student Kitchen
<br>**[16:22] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So today,<br>**[16:23] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenma-san is here to sit<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in on our club meeting.<br>**[16:25] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice to meet you!<br>**[16:27] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoo-hoo, Tenma-san!<br>**[16:28] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome to the cooking club!<br>**[16:32] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who're you again?<br>**[16:33] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ouch!<br>**[16:34] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're in your class...<br>**[16:36] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My class...<br>**[16:38] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's me, Tanaka!<br>**[16:39] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm Ueno.<br>**[16:41] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenma-san, what brought you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to check out our club today?<br>**[16:44] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hope that you'd feed me good grub!<br>**[16:47] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not what you said earlier!<br>**[16:49] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right! Leave it to us!<br>**[16:50] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll bust out our best recipes for you.<br>**[16:52] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We happen to think we're pretty good cooks.<br>**[16:57] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Any requests?<br>**[16:59] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hotpot and donburi!<br>**[17:00] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a lot of food!<br>**[17:02] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[17:03] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, I'll help out, too.<br>**[17:05] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know about that, Machiko.<br>**[17:06] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You be good and sit, okay?<br>**[17:08] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's mean!<br>**[17:10] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, this doesn't mean<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a bad cook, okay?<br>**[17:13] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those two are just too good, that's all.<br>**[17:15] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prez...<br>**[17:16] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your name's Machiko?<br>**[17:18] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why?!<br>**[17:19] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody always calls you "Prez."<br>**[17:21] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I figured "class president"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was a species name.<br>**[17:23] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How'd you reach that conclusion?!<br>**[17:25] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true that Machiko's been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;class president forever, though.<br>**[17:28] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since third grade, I think?<br>**[17:30] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's true.<br>**[17:32] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will the real class president<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please stand up?<br>**[17:34] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll keep counting on you in the future.<br>**[17:36] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Class president of class presidents.<br>**[17:38] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I say to this?<br>**[17:41] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We only have so much time,<br>**[17:42] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so let's get to work.<br>**[17:43] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aye-aye!<br>**[17:45] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, time to get cooking!<br>**[17:46] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's do this!<br>**[17:48] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here we go!<br>**[17:49] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This show is about to hit the road!<br>**[17:51] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez, will you stop goofing around?<br>**[17:53] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, okay.<br>**[17:56] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Et voilà!<br>**[17:57] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[17:58] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tanin-don.<br>**[18:00] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have much time,<br>**[18:01] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I whipped up something real fast.<br>**[18:04] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but don't assume<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I took any shortcuts!<br>**[18:07] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For the sauce, I made stock<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from scratch and—<br>**[18:10] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's not listening!<br>**[18:11] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's your dessert.<br>**[18:13] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dessert?!<br>**[18:14] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can make parfaits?<br>**[18:16] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's pretty easy.<br>**[18:17] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just find whipped cream<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and fruit for toppings,<br>**[18:20] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you're done.<br>**[18:21] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But for this arrangement, I very carefully—<br>**[18:25] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She still isn't listening!<br>**[18:27] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But she seems to really enjoy the food.<br>**[18:33] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Twin-tailed Tenma-san!<br>**[18:35] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing now?<br>**[18:37] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's so cute, we couldn't help ourselves.<br>**[18:40] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Won't doing her hair<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while she's eating annoy her?<br>**[18:43] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like she didn't even notice.<br>**[18:45] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good stuff.<br>**[18:46] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seconds!<br>**[18:47] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Comin' right up!<br>**[18:48] Inoue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenma-san, you have a hearty appetite!<br>**[18:52] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that was good.<br>**[18:54] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for the food.<br>**[18:55] Gab narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe I got to eat*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for free, got dessert,*<br>**[18:58] Gab narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and even got seconds...*<br>**[19:00] Gab narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Have I found Paradise?*<br>**[19:03] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prez.<br>**[19:04] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... Machiko.<br>**[19:05] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just "Prez" is fine.<br>**[19:07] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your bringing me here was a great deed.<br>**[19:11] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Deed?<br>**[19:12] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed.<br>**[19:13] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thus, when your time comes...<br>**[19:15] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll send you to Heaven!<br>**[19:17] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?<br>**[19:18] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's morbid!<br>**[19:20] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your cooking pleased me greatly.<br>**[19:22] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I praise you.<br>**[19:23] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are honored.<br>**[19:25] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I promise a place in Heaven<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for you as well.<br>**[19:28] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woo-hoo!<br>**[19:29] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What authority do you have to promise that?<br>**[19:33] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was seriously delicious.<br>**[19:35] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to be able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make stuff like that, too.<br>**[19:38] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then won't you join our club?<br>**[19:39] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mm-hm, mm-hm!<br>**[19:40] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me think...<br>**[19:42] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I'll join.<br>**[19:43] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[19:44] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Awesome!<br>**[19:46] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't been in a club,<br>**[19:47] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it seems like I'd get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to encounter new dishes.<br>**[19:50] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taste-testing club is the best!<br>**[19:52] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're the cooking club.<br>**[19:54] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did it get this late?<br>**[19:56] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guess I should head home.<br>**[19:58] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye.<br>**[19:59] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for feeding me today.<br>**[20:00] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glad you liked it.<br>**[20:01] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come hang out again, okay?<br>**[20:05] Gab**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll definitely be back!<br>**[20:07] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A high-energy answer?!<br>**[20:11] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Machiko.<br>**[20:13] Tanaka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Tenma-san joins our club...<br>**[20:15] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...let's make it a taste-testing club!<br>**[20:17] Pres**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're not changing the club.<br>**[20:25] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shoot.*<br>**[20:26] Satania narr**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I don't have my umbrella.*<br>**[20:30] Raphiel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you join me under my umbrella?<br>**[20:41] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What're you after?<br>**[20:43] Raphiel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pardon?<br>**[20:44] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You only do things like this<br>**[20:46] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you're plotting something!<br>**[20:48] Raphiel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodness,<br>**[20:49] Raphiel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how could you say that?<br>**[20:52] Rahpiel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As an angel,<br>**[20:53] Rahpiel**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it goes without saying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I'd help someone in need.<br>**[20:57] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not convinced!<br>**[21:00] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on.<br>**[21:01] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go.<br>**[21:12] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, you can let your guard down.<br>**[21:15] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hell I can!<br>**[21:16] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could have traps set up anywhere.<br>**[21:19] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That puddle... Could it be?<br>**[21:27] [SONG] Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Baked Sweet Potatoes<br>**[21:27] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That van... Could it be?<br>**[21:30] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The dog's behind the wheel?!<br>**[21:32] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't relax for a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;second—not even to blink.<br>**[21:35] Raphiel narr**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm actually not planning*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on doing anything...*<br>**[21:39] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rain let up.<br>**[21:40] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[21:44] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A frog!<br>**[21:47] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ha, frogs.<br>**[21:48] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never get tired of their weird faces.<br>**[21:51] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raphiel, don't you think they're—<br>**[21:54] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so right!<br>**[21:56] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me you're afraid of...<br>**[22:02] Satania**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait for me, Raphiel!<br>**[22:04] Raphi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satania-san, put the frog down!<br>