11 - Fun Forever After...
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SIGN Melon Bread
[00:00] Satania
Fresh melon bread
straight from the factory, and it's mine!
[00:04] Satania
I'll eat you up at lunch! Yes, I will!
[00:10] Satania narr
Now...
[00:11] Satania narr
From whence will he launch his attack today?
[00:19] Satania narr
That accursed dog
that's stolen my melon bread,
[00:22] Satania narr
time and time again...
[00:27] Satania narr
Today's the day it ends.
[00:30] Satania narr
My melon bread will be mine*.
[00:40] Raphi
Satania-san.
[00:43] Raphi
Making morning a screaming hell?
Is something the matter?
[00:46] Satania
Don't sneak up on me like that!
[00:48] Satania
He could pop out at any moment!
[00:50] Raphi
"He"...?
[00:52] Satania
Yes.
[00:53] Satania
That mutt.
[00:54] Raphi
Oh, you mean your friend?
[00:56] Satania
He is not my friend!
[00:58] Satania
Huh? He hasn't shown...
[01:01] Raphi
There he is.
[01:02] Satania
Where?!
SIGN Animal Control
[01:06] Satania
Huh?
[01:06] Raphi
Looks like a dogcatcher.
[01:09] Satania
Dogcatcher?
[01:10] Raphi
Yes.
[01:11] Raphi
They take stray dogs off of the streets.
[01:14] Satania
Oh, I see.
[01:17] Raphi
But I've heard that
if they can't find an owner
[01:21] Raphi
for a dog in the pound, they'll put it down.
[01:23] Raphi
Huh?
SIGN Episode 11 Fun Forever After...
[02:58] Gab
So you went and rescued the dog?
[03:01] Satania
I-I didn't do it to rescue him.
[03:03] Satania
If I don't have the last laugh,
my demonic reputation is shot!
[03:07] Vigne
Satania...
[03:09] Vigne
You're such a good girl...
[03:10] Satania
I'm not a good girl!
[03:11] Satania
I'm a demon!
[03:14] Satania
This is perfect.
[03:16] Satania
I'll show this mutt
who's higher on the food chain
[03:18] Satania
and work him to the bone as my familiar!
[03:22] Satania
My melon bread!
[03:23] Gab
This demon's lower than the dog, huh?
[03:26] Vigne
Wait, Satania, I thought your
apartment didn't allow pets.
[03:29] Satania
Huh?
[03:30] Satania
It doesn't?
[03:31] Gab
Before you ask, mine doesn't, either.
[03:33] Raphi
Mine, as well.
[03:34] Vigne
Sorry. No pets allowed in mine, too.
[03:42] Vigne
A-Anyway, let's go to your rental office
to check after school.
SIGN Apartments for Rent
SIGN Rental Management
[03:47] Vigne
So pets aren't allowed, after all...
[03:49] Raphi
If it's in the contract,
you're out of luck...
[03:54] Gab
So, what's the plan now?
[03:56] Gab
Gotta do something,
or the dog goes back to the pound.
[03:59] Satania
Th-They can't take him!
[04:01] Satania
He's my familiar!
[04:04] Vigne
Here's an idea.
[04:05] Vigne
Why not move somewhere that allows pets?
[04:08] Satania
That's it!
[04:10] Satania
Hi, Papa?
[04:12] Satania
Out of the blue, but can I move?
[04:14] Satania
The apartment I'm at now is totally unfit
for an archdemon such as myself.
[04:20] Satania
He said, "An archdemon should be able
to figure a way for herself."
[04:24] Vigne
Can you afford to move?
SIGN Savings Book
SIGN Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
SIGN Hell Bank
[04:29] Raphi
Oh, my.
[04:30] [SONG] Text
Hell Shopping Network
[04:31] Satania
The Hell Shopping Network...
[04:33] Satania
The Hell Shopping Network
keeps eating all my spending money!
[04:38] Gab
I know that feel.
[04:41] Raphi
How touching.
[04:43] Vigne
It's just a faillen angel
and dunce demon pity party.
SIGN Ramen
[04:46] Gab
Why do we always end up at my place?
[04:49] Raphi
It's the only place
where we wouldn't feel bad
[04:51] Raphi
about bringing a stray dog inside.
[04:53] Gab
Hey!
[04:54] Raphi
But...
[04:55] Raphi
if you can't move,
[04:57] Raphi
we'll have to come up with another idea.
[04:59] Vigne
Yeah...
[05:01] Vigne
Maybe we should look for
an owner for him at school.
[05:05] Raphi
I'll try asking my friends, too.
[05:08] Vigne
Satania, will that wor—
[05:10] Vigne
Huh?
[05:15] Satania
For crying out loud.
[05:16] Satania
I can't keep even one little familiar?
[05:18] Satania
Humans are just so hellishly anal.
[05:22] Satania
Don't make that face. It'll be fine.
[05:25] Satania
I am the great archdemon Satanichia-sama!
[05:28] Satania
I'll find us a place to live
before you know what hit you.
[07:06] Satania
Cut it out!
[07:07] Satania
That tickles!
[07:09] Satania
Sheesh. Finally realized my greatness?
Took you long enough!
[07:16] Vigne
Sheesh. Where did Satania run off to?
[07:19] Raphi
Looks like she's in
the Asahikawa area right now.
[07:21] Vigne
Wha— She's all the way up in Hokkaido?
[07:23] Vigne
Wait, how do you know that?
[07:25] Raphi
In case of her running away,
[07:27] Raphi
I went ahead and registered her phone
with a GPS tracking service.
[07:31] Vigne
Uh-huh...
SIGN Yo Tea
[07:35] Gab
Yowch!
[07:36] Gab
My funny bone!
[07:41] Vigne
But why Hokkaido?
[07:44] Raphi
If she keeps heading north...
[07:46] Vigne
Gab, where are you going?
[07:48] Gab
Convenience store.
[07:49] Vigne
I think I'm going to go bring Satania back.
[07:53] Gab
Whatever.
[07:54] Gab
Have fun.
[07:59] Satania
The Okhotsk wind is cold indeed...
[08:02] Vigne
Uh, what are you doing?
[08:04] Satania
Huh?
[08:05] Satania
You two?!
[08:06] Satania
How did you find me?
[08:08] Vigne
You don't want to know.
[08:10] Satania
Here to bring me back? Not happening!
[08:12] Vigne
Come on.
[08:13] Vigne
Running away won't help anything.
[08:15] Raphi
Let's go home, okay?
[08:17] Satania
No!
[08:19] Satania
He's my familiar!
[08:21] Satania
We have to live together!
[08:23] Vigne
Satania...
[08:29] Satania
H-Hello?
[08:32] Satania
Huh?
[08:33] Satania
No way...
[08:36] Satania
You mean it?!
[08:41] Satania
This owner or whoever made it
so that pets are allowed!
[08:45] Satania
Now I can keep my familiar as I please.
[08:47] Vigne
That's great, Satania.
[08:49] Raphi
I can look forward to even more
daily amusement now.
[08:52] Vigne
Hey.
[08:54] Satania
Now...
[08:54] Satania
You're going to formally enter
into contract as my familiar!
[08:58] Satania
Hey!
[08:59] Satania
We have to make a contract, okay?
[09:02] Gab
Here's your coffee.
[09:04] Vigne
You don't usually work today, do you?
[09:07] Raphi
Don't you only work on Tuesdays?
[09:09] Gab
Gotta bust my butt for microtransactions.
[09:14] Vigne
Master-san's in a great mood.
[09:16] Raphi
Did something special happen?
[09:20] Master
You see, Tenma-kun came to ask me a favor.
[09:23] Vigne
Gab? Really?
[09:24] Master
She said that if I helped,
she'd work a lot more shifts.
[09:27] Master
And, incredibly, she comes in
twice a week now!
[09:29] Vigne
O-Oh, I see.
[09:31] Vigne narr
Uh, an extra day isn't "a lot."
[09:33] Vigne
What did Gab ask for?
[09:35] Vigne
Don't tell me a raise.
[09:37] Master
No...
[09:38] Master
She said her friend just wouldn't
be separated from her pet
[09:41] Master
and implored me to allow them.
[09:46] Master
But I wonder how Tenma-kun knew
that I owned an apartment complex.
[09:53] Gab
Hey, c'mon in.
[09:57] Satania
We'll have a café au lait and a milk.
[10:03] Satania
Hey, what're you doing?!
[10:04] Gab
No pets in the café.
[10:06] Satania
He isn't a pet! He's a familiar.
[10:08] Gab
Yeah, no, that's a pet.
[10:10] Satania
Read my lips: fa-mi-li-ar!
[10:11] Gab
No pets or familiars allowed.
[10:19] (Flashback) Tap
Oh, hello? Tenma-senpai?
[10:22] (Flashback) Tap
It's me, Tapris.
[10:23] (Flashback) Tap
For my upcoming vacation,
[10:25] (Flashback) Tap
may I come visit you?
[10:30] (Flashback) Tap
Thank you!
[10:33] Tap narr
I should make full use of this opportunity*
to study the human world.
[10:41] Tap narr
Red means stop.
SIGN Tanaka Heights
[10:57] Tap narr
That's odd.
[10:58] Tap narr
I've been waiting for ages,
[11:00] Tap narr
but the light still won't turn green.
SIGN Push to cross
[11:07] Tap narr
I didn't know they had push-button signals.
[11:10] Tap narr
Worse still...
[11:11] (Flashback) Kid
Hey, lady? It won't turn green
if you don't hit the button.
[11:14] (Flashback) Tap
What?!
[11:15] Tap narr
A little kid taught me about it.
[11:19] Tap narr
I have to study more!
[11:21] Tap narr
Keep to the right on the road!
[11:23] Tap narr
Vending machines take
up to thousand-yen bills.
[11:25] [SONG] Text
Every
Wednesday
Quintuple
Your
Points
[11:25] Tap narr
On Wednesdays, quintuple your points!
[11:27] [SONG] Text
If your dog poops, you must scoop
[11:27] Tap narr
If your dog poops, you must scoop!
[11:30] Tap narr
There.
[11:30] Satania
Hey! Get back here, you!
SIGN City Library
[11:35] Tap narr
There's so much to learn
just from walking around town.
SIGN Notice from the City Library
SIGN We have PCs with Internet connections available for public use. Hours: Mon - Wed, Fri 9:00-19:00 Sat, Sun, Holidays 9:00-17:00 Need assistance? Feel free to ask our librarians anything.
[11:45] Tap narr
"PCs with Internet connections*
available for public use"?
[11:50] Tap narr
"Internet"?
[11:52] Tap narr
That reminds me.
[11:53] Tap narr
When I visited last, Tenma-senpai said...
[11:55] (Flashback) Gab
If you learned how to use a PC, too,
[11:58] (Flashback) Gab
it sure would save my butt.
[12:00] (Flashback) Gab
For more efficient leveling in my MMOs...
[12:03] Tap narr
...didn't she?
[12:05] Tap narr
I've never touched a PC before.
[12:07] Tap narr
This could be the perfect chance!
[12:09] (Flashback) Gab
It sure would save my butt.
[12:11] Tap narr
That's right!
[12:13] Tap narr
I must learn how to use them
and save Senpai!
[12:15] Tap narr
If she finishes playing faster,
[12:17] Tap narr
surely she'll find the time
to cook and clean properly!
[12:21] Tap narr
Charge!
SIGN Caution
SIGN Automatic
[12:30] Tap narr
Yes... it's finally come for me to ride...
[12:33] Tap narr
The perfect high-tech wave!
[12:36] Tap narr
I'll master this "PC Internet,"
[12:39] Tap narr
and become a hotshot angel!
[12:41] Tap narr
First, uh... First...
[12:46] Tap narr
What do I do first?
[12:49] Tap narr
If memory serves,
[12:50] Tap narr
she operated it with this round thing.
[12:54] Tap narr
What was it called again?
[12:55] Tap narr
I think it was an animal's name...
[13:00] Tap narr
A "hamster"!
[13:02] Tap narr
That's right! It's a hamster!
[13:04] Tap narr
You use the PC by moving the hamster.
[13:06] Tap narr
And then this board with lots of bumps...
[13:09] Tap narr
This was, uh...
[13:11] Tap narr
This device is unknown to me.
[13:13] Tap narr
I'd best not touch it.
[13:16] Tap narr
Anyway, I should have no problems
[13:18] Tap narr
if I can use the hamster.
SIGN Internet
[13:23] Tap narr
It moved!
[13:25] Tap narr
I knew it.
SIGN Internet
[13:26] Tap narr
Now I just move the arrow
over to the Internet, and...
[13:31] Tap narr
Woo-hoo! I did it!
[13:32] Tap narr
Success!
[13:34] Tap narr
I can do it if I try, can't I?
[13:36] Tap narr
Now, it's time to dive
into my Internet surfing experience!
SIGN Notepad
SIGN Internet
SIGN Trash Bin
SIGN Internet
[13:52] Tap narr
Um, am I doing the Internet right now?
[13:57] Tap narr
The screen isn't changing...
[14:00] Tap narr
Did I do something wrong?
[14:03] Tap narr
What? What am I doing wrong?
[14:08] Tap narr
In the first place, what's "right"?
[14:11] Tap narr
Could this be one of those "touch screens"?
SIGN Internet
[14:18] Tap
I'm sorry! Terribly sorry!
[14:19] Tap
It's not broken, is it?!
[14:21] Librarian
Can I help you?
[14:22] Tap
Kyu!
[14:23] Librarian
"Kyu"?
[14:24] Tap
U-Um...
[14:26] Tap
I'm so sorry.
[14:27] Tap
I might have broken the screen.
[14:31] Librarian
The screen?
[14:34] Librarian
It looks fine to me.
[14:36] Tap
R-Really?
[14:38] Tap
Thank goodness.
[14:39] Librarian
Was there anything you didn't understand?
[14:42] Tap
Um, I'm not sure how to use
the hamster and the strange board.
[14:47] Librarian
Hamster?
[14:48] Librarian
Board?
SIGN Computers IT Science/Technology
SIGN Family Crafts/Cooking Parenting
[14:49] Librarian
For learning how to use PCs,
[14:51] Librarian
we have books for beginners on these shelves.
[14:54] Tap
Thank you so much.
SIGN Intro to PCs
[14:57] Tap narr
All right!
[14:58] Tap narr
Time to dive into these books.
[15:00] Tap narr
Let's see. A PC is...
SIGN PCs for Idiots
SIGN A personal computer is a multi-purpose computer made to be directly operated by an end user—a computer for personal use. Types of personal computers include desktop computers, laptops, tablet PCs, smartphones and other smart devices.
SIGN PCs for Idiots
[15:08] Tap narr
I don't understand a word of this.
[15:12] Tap narr
Could it be that learning to use PCs
[15:15] Tap narr
is actually incredibly hard?!
SIGN PCs for Idiots
[15:19] Tap narr
No.
[15:20] Tap narr
I must master this!
[15:22] Tap
...and that's what I did today.
[15:25] Tap
Turns out it wasn't a "hamster,"
but a "mouse"!
[15:27] Gab
Uh-huh.
[15:29] Tap
So much goes into a PC, huh?
[15:32] Tap
It was extremely difficult.
[15:33] Gab
So, do you have some of the basics down now?
[15:36] Tap
Yes! I understood a little.
[15:38] Gab
Okay, I'll teach you,
[15:40] Gab
so let's make you a master
while you're here.
[15:43] Gab
Gotta speed up my leveling.
[15:45] Tap
I'd love that.
[15:47] Gab
So, what can you do now?
[15:49] Tap
A bit of C and Java.
[15:52] Gab
Huh?
[15:53] Tap
Next, I'm doing PHP!
[15:55] Gab
You gonna be a programmer or something?
[16:05] Tap narr
Any minute now...
[16:07] Tap narr
Any minute now, she'll be here.
[16:11] Tap narr
It's her!
[16:12] Gab
Comin'...
[16:18] Gab
You're late.
[16:19] Vigne
What?
[16:20] Vigne
We're right on schedule.
[16:25] Tap
So you're here...
[16:27] Tap
you demon, you!
[16:30] Raphi
Demon? Whom do you mean?
[16:32] Raphi
Tap-chan?
[16:33] Tap
I'm so sorry!
[16:33] Tap
My mistake!
[16:36] Vigne
Long time no see.
[16:37] Vigne
Mind if I call you "Tap-chan"?
[16:39] Tap
Nya!
[16:40] Vigne
"Nya"?
[16:41] Tap
F-For your information,
[16:42] Tap
I don't fully trust you yet.
[16:46] Vigne
Oh, I know.
[16:47] Vigne
You're an angel, I'm a demon.
[16:49] Vigne
You'll get used to it over time.
[16:51] Tap
Erm...
[16:53] Tap
I don't trust you,
[16:54] Tap
but only a little...
[16:57] Tap
To use an example, um,
[16:58] Tap
My distrust for you is as small as an ant!
[17:00] Vigne
Got it.
[17:01] Vigne
Thanks.
[17:03] Tap
Even that might be too big.
[17:05] Tap
It's as small as a water flea
or a paramecium!
[17:08] Vigne
I get it, it's okay!
[17:10] Raphi
Oh, yes.
[17:11] Raphi
An angel must never hold
distrust in her heart. Right?
[17:14] Tap
Yes, exactly!
[17:16] Tap
It's my heart that distrusts Tsukinose-senpai
[17:20] Tap
that's as small as a water flea
or a paramecium!
[17:22] Vigne
Raphi, you cut it out, too.
[17:24] Gab
That's enough of the
comedy routine, you guys.
[17:27] Gab
Time's a-wastin'!
SIGN Gurgle
[17:31] Vigne
Okay, okay.
[17:31] Vigne
It'll be ready soon.
[17:33] Tap
Um, what are we doing today?
[17:36] Tap
Also, what's this strange device?
[17:40] Vigne
Today...
[17:42] Vigne
We're having a takopa!
[17:43] Tap
Ta-ko-pa?
[17:43] [SONG] Text
Takopa...
[17:45] Tap
Do you mean that high-tech card
that can be used in place of money?
[17:50] Vigne
Um...
[17:51] Vigne
So close, yet so far.
[17:54] Raphi
"Takopa" is short for "takoyaki party."
[17:57] Vigne
You don't come to the human world every day,
[18:00] Vigne
so I thought we should throw you
a human world party.
[18:03] Tap
You don't have to fuss over me.
[18:05] Vigne
Oh, it's fine.
[18:07] Vigne
We wanted to do it anyway.
[18:09] Vigne
Enjoy yourself, okay?
[18:10] Tap
I-I will.
[18:12] Tap
Thank you.
[18:14] Tap narr
She really is like an angel.
[18:18] Raphi
We also have pie-throwing,
dunk tanks, and more ready,
[18:21] Raphi
so let's do those after.
[18:23] Vigne**
Strange.
[18:24] Vigne
First I've heard of this.
[18:28] Gab
Cool.
[18:28] Gab
We're all here,
so let's get this party started.
[18:31] Vigne
You're forgetting our red-haired friend.
[18:33] Raphi
What's keeping Satania-san?
[18:36] Vigne
She said she'd be late because
she had something to prepare.
[18:39] Gab
Then we can start without her, can't we?
[18:41] Gab
You snooze, you lose.
[18:42] Tap
Um, so how do you use this?
[18:46] Gab
Huh?
[18:47] Gab
You've never had takoyaki before?
[18:48] Tap
Right, that's correct.
[18:51] Gab
Then this is perfect.
[18:54] Gab
Do you want to see...
[18:55] Gab
my Tenma School takoyaki-grilling technique?!
[18:57] Tap
Yes, please!
[19:03] Gab
Yup.
[19:03] Gab
This is takoyaki.
[19:04] Tap
Th-This...?
[19:06] Vigne
Except you obviously messed up!
[19:08] Raphi
Tap-chan, would you care to try, too?
[19:10] Tap
Oh, no, it's too much for me...
[19:12] Vigne
Come on, there's no harm in trying.
[19:16] Tap
Understood.
[19:19] Tap narr
Based on the shape of this device,
[19:22] Tap narr
takoyaki is most likely a spherical food.*
[19:30] Tap*
I'm sorry.
[19:31] Tap
I did my best...
[19:32] Vigne
No, sorry, it's my fault.
[19:34] Vigne
You've never even seen it done before.
[19:37] Vigne
I'll do it, so just sit tight.
[19:40] Vigne
Here goes.
[19:41] Vigne
There!
[19:44] Vigne
There.
[19:45] Vigne
There.
[19:47] Vigne
Flip.
[19:47] Vigne
Flip.
[19:50] Vigne
And they're done!
[19:52] Tap
So these are takoyaki...
[19:55] Vigne
They're delicious.
[19:56] Vigne
Eat up while they're still hot.
[19:58] Tap
Okay!
[19:59] Tap
Thank you for this food.
[20:10] Tap
It tastes heavenly!
[20:12] Vigne
Glad to hear it.
[20:15] Gab
You pass.
[20:16] Gab
Carry on the Tenma School.
[20:18] Vigne
I'll pass.
[20:20] Raphi
Cheese and mochi make for good fillings, too.
[20:23] Tap
Really?
[20:26] Vigne
Is that Satania?
[20:30] Satania
Your wait is over, ignorant peons!
[20:32] Satania
Satanichia-sama is here!
[20:34] Tap
So you've come, Kurumizawa-senpai.
[20:37] Satania
You started without me?!
[20:39] Raphi
It's really good.
[20:41] Satania
Where's my share?
[20:48] Gab
Good stuff.
[20:49] Satania
My takoyaki...
[20:52] Vigne
I'll grill some more. Be patient.
[20:56] Vigne
By the way, why were you late?
[21:00] Satania
Well, that's obvious.
[21:01] Satania
The guest of honor
is always fashionably late!
[21:03] Vigne
Spare us.
[21:05] Raphi
What's that box?
[21:07] Satania
Oh, you noticed?
[21:09] Satania
I was waiting for this
to arrive at my doorstep.
[21:12] Gab
You bought something dumb again, didn't you?
[21:14] Satania
Don't be ridiculous.
[21:16] Satania
Our feast can't start without this.
[21:19] Satania
Voilà!
[21:20] Satania
Pot luck in the dark?
[21:21] Satania
No, it's the Darkness Pot!
[21:24] Satania
The Darkness Pot is an incredible item
[21:27] Satania
that changes everything you put in it
into dark matter.
[21:31] Satania
It's sure to liven up any party—
[21:32] Raphi
I'll pass.
[21:34] Tap
Me, too.
[21:35] Vigne
I told you we were having a takopa today.
[21:37] Gab
You have fun with that.
[21:39] Satania
Oh, come on!
[23:12] Tap
Tenma-senpai, everyone, thank you for today.
[23:15] Gab
Sure.
[23:16] Raphi
Give everyone in Heaven my love.
[23:19] Vigne
Come visit again, okay?
[23:21] Satania
Next time, we'll have a Darkness Pot party.
[23:23] Tap
No, thank you.
[23:24] Satania
Why not?!
[23:25] Tap
I'll be off, then.
[23:28] Tap
I completely forgot!
[23:30] Tap
Tenma-senpai.
[23:31] Gab
What up?
[23:32] Tap
Your older sister is coming in the morning.
[23:35] Gab
Huh?
[23:36] Gab
What?!