# Gabriel DropOut
An angel at the top of an angel school has descended to the human world! However, she has already acclimated to the life of the human world so much that she ends up leading a self-indulgent life, skipping school all the time and being absorbed in online games. Gabriel soon forgets about her original goal to make human beings happy and has turned into a lazy and hopeless angel, or a “sloppy angel” in short. Amazingly, she swears to continue to fully enjoy the pleasure of various entertainments of the human world
# Season 1
# 1 - The Day I Knew I Could Never Go Back
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:01] Principal**
Graduating this angel school
at the top of her class,
**[00:04] Principal**
Tenma Gabriel White.
**[00:07] Gabriel**
Sir.
**[00:08] Principal**
Congratulations on your graduation.
**[00:10] Principal**
Talents as great as yours
are rarely seen, even in Heaven.
**[00:13] Principal**
Your future is bright.
**[00:15] Gabriel**
Thank you, Sir.
**[00:20] Principal**
As graduating angels, you will now
continue your studies
**[00:23] Principal**
in the world below,
where you will attend human schools.
**[00:27] Principal**
There, you will see firsthand
what kind of beings humans truly are.
**[00:31] Principal**
I pray from the depths of my heart
that you will return as full-fledged angels.
**[00:36] Tapris**
Congratulations, Tenma-senpai!
**[00:39] Tapris**
Oh, but how I'll miss you when you're gone!
**[00:42] Gabriel**
Thank you, Tapris.
**[00:45] Gabriel**
If you're ever lonely,
you can come visit me anytime.
**[00:48] Tapris**
Oh, I will!
**[00:50] Raphiel**
We'll be in the same school again, Gab-chan.
**[00:54] Gabriel**
Yes. It's reassuring to know
that you'll be there with me, Raphi.
**[01:01] Gabriel**
This is the human world...
**[01:02] Gabriel**
It's breathtaking.
**[01:05] Gabriel**
Here, I'm going to become a great angel
who will lead people to happiness.
**[01:13] Gabriel**
Hello, world!
**[01:38] Gabriel**
Ouch!
**[01:58] Child**
Hey, come play with us!
**[02:00] Gabriel**
Get back here!
**[02:03] Child**
You get back here!
***SIGN*** Entrance Ceremony
**[02:14] Gabriel**
And that's it for homework.
**[02:18] Gabriel**
Goodness, humans lead such busy lives.
**[02:21] Voice**
*Help!*
**[02:23] Gabriel**
What was that voice?
**[02:25] Gabriel**
It seems to be coming from here.
***SIGN*** Help!!
**[02:29] Gabriel**
Oh, a video game?
**[02:30] Gabriel**
But...
***SIGN*** Help!!
**[02:32] Gabriel**
Wow. So this is human entertainment.
**[02:35] Gabriel**
This is another way
to learn about humans, isn't it?
**[02:41] Gabriel**
Character creation?
**[02:43] Gabriel**
Then I'll be a priest who heals others.
**[02:47] Gabriel**
Are you okay?
**[02:50] Gabriel**
I'll heal you right up.
**[02:52] Gabriel**
There!
**[02:56] Player**
Thanks!
**[02:57] Player**
You're a real angel!
**[03:00] Gabriel narration**
*C-Could he have discovered that I am?!*
**[03:04] Voice**
Can anybody heal me?!
**[03:06] Voice**
I'm out of MP!
**[03:08] Gabriel**
Yes! I'm on my way!
***SIGN*** Gab
**[03:11] Knight**
*Wow, thanks!*
***SIGN*** Thanks!!
**[03:15] Dark Knight**
*Angel #happening!*
***SIGN*** Angel #happening!
**[03:18] Voice**
*Oink!*
***SIGN*** Oiiiink!
**[03:19] Gabriel**
To think I could make them so happy...
**[03:22] Gabriel**
Video games are magnificent things.
**[03:25] Gabriel**
Now, I must help more people!
***SIGN*** Gab
**[03:30] Gabriel**
Huh? My magic isn't working.
**[03:34] Gabriel**
Zero MP?
**[03:36] Gabriel**
Erm, what do I do now?
**[03:40] Gabriel**
Wh-What's this?
**[03:42] Gabriel**
If only I had this.
I could save so many people.
***SIGN*** Must-Have!!
***SIGN*** Holy Angel Staff
***SIGN*** Use recovery magic
without consuming MP
**[03:44] [SONG] Text**
Limited Time Offer
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Buy
**[03:46] Gabriel**
But...
**[03:46] [SONG] Text**
Limited Time Offer
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:47] Gabriel**
The stipends that Heaven provides
**[03:51] Gabriel**
do include some spending money, but...
***SIGN*** Must-Have!!
***SIGN*** Holy Angel Staff
***SIGN*** Use recovery magic without consuming MP
**[03:55] [SONG] Text**
Limited Time Offer
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Buy
***SIGN*** Gab
***SIGN*** Took a crit!
**[03:59] Player**
*Took a crit!*
**[04:01] Voice**
*Medic! Medic!*
**[04:03] Voice**
*No! I'm too young to die!*
**[04:06] Voice**
*O great angel, save me!*
***SIGN*** Buy
***SIGN*** Buy
***SIGN*** Buy
***SIGN*** Episode 1 The Day I Knew I Could Never Go Back
**[04:38] Gabriel**
Yeesh, hurry up and heal me already.
**[04:41] Gabriel**
I'm about to die here!
**[04:43] Gabriel**
For crying out loud...
This party's useless.
**[04:47] Gabriel**
Oh, shoot! This is why I said
to hurry up with those heals!
***SIGN*** Connection to server lost.
**[04:56] Gabriel**
What gives?
**[05:00] Gabriel**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[05:02] Vigne**
It's 8 AM! What do you
think you're doing, Gab?
**[05:06] Vigne**
That's no way for an angel to live.
**[05:09] Gabriel**
What's wrong with you, Vigne?!
**[05:11] Gabriel**
Even as we speak,
Valhalla Kingdom is in crisis!
**[05:15] Vigne**
Valhalla?
**[05:16] Gabriel**
My MMO! Get with the program!
**[05:18] Gabriel**
Valhalla Kingdom is getting
overrun by monsters.
**[05:22] Gabriel**
For an angel, of all beings,
to abandon innocent townspeople...
**[05:25] Gabriel**
That would be downright deplorable!
**[05:28] Vigne**
An angel, of all beings, shouldn't start
her morning with video games.
**[05:32] Gabriel**
Rude. I started yesterday.
**[05:34] Vigne**
That's even worse.
**[05:36] Vigne**
Anyway, let's get to school.
**[05:38] Vigne**
You'd better not skip again today.
**[05:39] Gabriel**
School?
**[05:41] Gabriel**
No, thanks. I heard
it's a day off anyway.
**[05:44] Vigne**
From whom?
**[05:46] Vigne**
When I first met you...
**[05:48] (Flashback) Gabriel**
My dream is to bring happiness
to all people.
**[05:52] Vigne**
What ever happened to that?
**[05:53] Gabriel**
What? That's not my problem.
**[05:56] Gabriel**
Like, humanity can just
go to Hell and die, for all I care.
**[05:59] Vigne narration**
*Is she really the same person?*
**[06:02] Gabriel**
I'm not going back to Heaven, got it?
**[06:05] Gabriel**
I'm going to live like this,
in the human world, forever.
**[06:08] Vigne**
Excuse me?
**[06:10] Gabriel**
I realized something
after trying human entertainment.
**[06:12] Gabriel**
The overachiever I was in Heaven was a fake.
**[06:16] Gabriel**
I was repressing myself, that's all.
**[06:18] Gabriel**
The real me was
a slothful good-for-nothing.
**[06:21] Gabriel**
That's right!
**[06:22] Gabriel**
I was an irredeemable
*fail*len angel all along!
***SIGN*** *Fail*len Angel
**[06:25] Vigne narration**
*She said it with* pride*!*
**[06:26] Gabriel**
So I'm not going to school, 'kay?
**[06:29] Vigne**
When you put it that way,
it almost sounds inspiring...
**[06:33] Vigne**
I'm leaving for school now.
You'd best get going soon, too.
**[06:36] Gabriel**
If I feel like it.
**[06:39] Vigne**
Well, whether you go to school
or not is your choice.
**[06:43] Vigne**
However...
**[06:45] Vigne**
If you fall too far, they might summon you
straight back to Heaven.
**[06:49] Vigne**
Take care that *that* doesn't happen.
**[06:53] Gabriel**
Oh, Vigne. You fool.
**[06:56] Gabriel**
Do you really think
that's enough to sway me?
**[07:01] Gabriel**
You couldn't lead an *addict* into temptation.
**[07:04] Gabriel**
My resolve is firm.
**[07:06] Gabriel**
Nothing will make me budge.
**[07:08] Gabriel**
But, eh...
**[07:10] Gabriel**
I feel like it today.
**[07:12] Gabriel**
Maybe I'll humor her and go.
**[07:19] Gabriel narration**
*Walking's a pain in the butt.*
**[07:22] Gabriel narration**
*Whatever. I'll use Divine Unimpeded Passage.*
**[07:26] (Flashback) Teacher**
Divine Unimpeded Passage is an ability
**[07:27] (Flashback) Teacher**
that allows you to materialize yourself
anywhere you wish at will.
**[07:31] (Flashback) Teacher**
Be sure that no humans witness it.
**[07:33] Gabriel**
In other words,
"anything goes if no one knows."
**[07:39] Gabriel**
Teleport me into the classroom!
**[07:47] Gabriel**
Huh?
**[07:48] Gabriel**
Did I mess up?
**[07:52] Gabriel**
No way. Please, no.
**[08:03] Vigne**
What are you doing, Gab?
**[08:07] Vigne**
Wait, did you think you'd be marked present
if your panties were in your seat?!
**[08:11] Gabriel**
Of course not!
**[08:12] Gabriel**
How could I go after *that*?!
**[08:14] Gabriel**
My *panties* made their high school debut!
**[08:17] Vigne**
Well, I *do* feel bad for you...
**[08:20] Gabriel**
There's only one thing to do now.
**[08:22] Gabriel**
I have to get rid of anyone who saw them.
**[08:25] Vigne**
Wait, is that the first trumpet
of the apocalypse?!
**[08:28] Vigne**
That'll get rid of all of humanity!
**[08:30] Gabriel**
Collateral damage!
**[08:32] Vigne**
Calm down, you faillen angel!
**[08:49] Satania**
I am the future queen of Hell,
**[08:52] Satania**
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell!
**[08:54] Satania**
All evil in this world exists
solely as tribute to me!
**[08:57] Satania**
Tremble in fear before me, lowly humans!
***SIGN*** Bottle caps go here
**[09:15] Satania narration**
* Recycling a plastic bottle*
* with the cap still on...*
**[09:19] Satania narration**
So evil!
**[09:21] Satania narration**
* I'd expect nothing less*
* from a future archdemon!*
**[09:25] Satania narration**
*I'm sensing something...*
**[09:27] Satania narration**
*That's...*
**[09:28] Satania narration**
*an angel!*
**[09:29] Gabriel**
Ugh. This juice sucks.
**[09:32] Gabriel**
Repent.
***SIGN*** Burnables
***SIGN*** Cans
***SIGN*** Glass Bottles
***SIGN*** Plastic
**[09:34] Satania**
She missed!
**[09:37] Satania**
And it's still full!
**[09:39] Satania narration**
*This angel... What a diabolical deed!*
**[09:42] Satania narration**
*But in the end, she's still an angel.*
**[09:44] Satania narration**
*She couldn't simply walk away...*
**[09:48] Satania narration**
*Except she did?!*
**[09:49] Satania**
Stop! You there, angel!
**[09:52] Gabriel**
Huh? What d'you want?
**[09:55] Satania**
I'm going out of my way
to inform you, so be grateful.
**[10:00] Satania**
You spilled your juice!
**[10:02] Gabriel**
Huh, look at that.
**[10:04] Gabriel**
Okay. Rock, paper, scissors.
**[10:08] Gabriel**
Well, sucks for you. Have fun.
**[10:16] Satania**
And all squeaky clean!
**[10:18] Satania**
Wait, *she* spilled it!
**[10:20] Satania narration**
*Her name is Gabriel.*
**[10:22] Satania narration**
*Heck, we're in the same class.*
**[10:24] Satania narration**
* I never noticed because*
* she's absent all the time.*
**[10:28] Satania narration**
*Tardiness.*
**[10:29] Satania narration**
*Video games during class.*
***SIGN*** Standing Backwards Jump
***SIGN*** Stab
**[10:31] Satania narration**
*Doodling in textbooks!*
**[10:33] Satania narration**
*If I'm to reach great heights,
I'll first have to surpass* her*,*
**[10:37] Satania narration**
* the nonchalant perpetrator*
* of super A-class demonic deeds.*
**[10:40] Satania narration**
*Yes... For instance...*
**[10:43] Satania narration**
*When Gabriel goes to sit down...*
**[10:45] Satania narration**
*No chair!*
**[10:46] Gabriel**
Wah!
**[10:49] Satania narration**
* A most diabolical plan,*
* if I do say so myself.*
**[10:51] Satania narration**
* However, that is such a*
* super colossal demonic deed*
**[10:54] Satania narration**
* that I could even be*
* exiled from Hell for it.*
**[10:57] Satania narration**
*It's a shame, but I can't do it.*
**[10:59] Satania narration**
* No matter. Today, I have something*
* very special prepared.*
**[11:03] Satania narration**
*Now, my greatest rival, Gabriel,*
**[11:06] Satania narration**
* today is the day I show you*
* just how terrifying I—*
**[11:09] Satania narration**
*Huh?*
**[11:11] Satania**
The TP?!
**[11:13] Satania**
Curse you, humans!
**[11:14] Satania**
This is an S-class demonic deed!
How diabolical!
**[11:18] Satania**
S-Somebody! Is anybody there?!
**[11:22] Gabriel**
Come on, it's only homework!
Just let me copy it!
**[11:25] Gabriel**
The teacher's scary when he's ticked off.
**[11:28] Vigne**
If you don't do it yourself,
it defeats the point.
**[11:30] Vigne**
Here, I'll help you.
**[11:34] Satania**
Pathetic, Gabriel.
**[11:38] Satania**
Doing homework?
You still have a long way to go.
**[11:44] Satania**
I am the Archdemon Satanichia,
***SIGN*** Dream
**[11:46] Satania**
Queen of all Hell!
***SIGN*** Dream
**[11:49] Satania**
Naturally, I don't do homework!
***SIGN*** Reality
**[11:51] Satania**
Today, you shall witness
my superiority, firsthand!
**[11:54] Vigne**
So this part ends up like this.
**[11:56] Gabriel**
Uh-huh.
**[11:57] Satania**
Hey! Listen to me!
**[11:59] Gabriel**
Keep it down, will you?
**[12:01] Satania**
Huh?!
**[12:02] Gabriel**
I'm trying to finish my homework here.
Could you take it outside?
**[12:10] Vigne**
Satania, shouldn't you do yours, too?
**[12:12] Vigne**
You'll make the teacher mad.
**[12:15] Satania**
As if a demon would ever fear a teacher.
**[12:18] Satania**
Humans are but inferior creatures.
**[12:20] Satania**
They hold no power over me!
**[12:24] Gabriel**
Vigne, what do I do here?
**[12:26] Sensei**
I'm collecting your homework.
**[12:29] Sensei**
Pass it forward.
**[12:31] Gabriel narration**
*Finished, just in time.*
**[12:32] Satania**
Excuse me!
**[12:34] Sensei**
What is it, Kurumizawa?
**[12:36] Satania**
I didn't do my homework.
**[12:38] Satania**
Deliberately.
**[12:41] Sensei**
Oh? And?
**[12:44] Satania**
And I have no intention
of apologizing for it!
**[12:47] Satania**
How do you like that? A demonic deed
of the highest order, isn't it?
**[13:06] Gabriel**
Before you work on me, shouldn't you
do something about that doofus?
**[13:09] Vigne**
I've lost count of the times I've tried.
**[13:15] Gabriel**
Automatic updates suck.
**[13:19] Gabriel**
Die, you trash.
**[13:21] Gabriel**
Go to Hell!
**[13:30] Gabriel**
Who could be here this early?
**[13:32] Vigne**
Gabriel!
**[13:35] Vigne**
Answer the door!
**[13:37] Vigne**
We're going shopping at ten, remember?
**[13:39] Gabriel narration**
*She sounds pissed...*
**[13:42] Gabriel narration**
*But ten? It's barely even—*
**[13:45] Gabriel narration**
*past ten by a long shot!*
**[13:47] Gabriel narration**
*Do I pretend to not be home?*
**[13:50] Vigne**
Good grief. I knew you were home!
**[13:53] Gabriel**
Hey, breaking and entering!
**[13:54] Vigne**
Answer your door.
**[13:56] Gabriel**
Hey, I've been wondering...
**[13:59] Gabriel**
How do you just walk in here?
**[14:01] Vigne**
I made a copy of your key.
**[14:03] Gabriel**
That's a crime!
**[14:04] Gabriel**
You demon!
**[14:06] Gabriel**
Oh, wait. You're supposed to be one.
**[14:08] Vigne**
You listen here. I waited for you
by the station for two whole hours!
**[14:11] Gabriel**
You could've gone home any time.
**[14:13] Vigne**
But if we ended up
just missing each other, I'd feel bad.
**[14:17] Gabriel**
Just go home!
**[14:18] Gabriel**
Come on, I'm sorry.
**[14:20] Vigne**
So, why didn't you show?
**[14:22] Vigne**
It'd better be good.
**[14:23] Gabriel**
Erm, so, like...
**[14:26] Gabriel**
Oh, right, right!
I started cleaning my room
**[14:28] Gabriel**
and got so caught up in it
that I lost track of time...
**[14:31] Gabriel**
And stuff?
**[14:35] Gabriel narration**
*No good?*
**[14:36] Vigne**
That's the spirit!
**[14:39] Vigne**
Your apartment literally looks like Hell.
**[14:41] Vigne**
I'd been itching to fix it before the souls
of sinners started showing up.
**[14:45] Gabriel**
It's that bad?!
**[14:46] Vigne**
But for a room being cleaned,
it looks awfully messy.
**[14:50] Gabriel**
Oh, I'm just awful at cleaning.
**[14:53] Gabriel**
So, how about that shopping?
**[14:56] Gabriel**
I want a headset and—
**[14:57] Vigne**
What are you saying?
**[14:58] Vigne**
You finish what you start.
**[15:00] Gabriel**
But my headset...
**[15:04] Vigne**
You're. Going. To. Clean.
**[15:08] Gabriel**
Yes, ma'am.
**[15:11] Vigne**
I can't believe how filthy your room is.
**[15:14] Vigne**
Do all angels live like this?
**[15:16] Gabriel**
Rude! It's only me.
**[15:19] Vigne**
Which really makes me wonder...
**[15:21] Vigne**
Could it be that you
aren't actually an angel?
**[15:24] Gabriel**
Yeah, I ask myself that a lot.
**[15:26] Vigne narration**
*This joke turned serious really fast.*
**[15:28] Gabriel**
But no, I'm definitely an angel.
**[15:31] Gabriel**
I can prove it.
**[15:32] Gabriel**
You can see my pure halo, right?
**[15:34] Vigne**
It's pure *black*!
**[15:36] Gabriel**
Huh?
**[15:39] Gabriel**
Apparently, I have
the potential to fall, too.
**[15:43] Vigne**
That's a potential
that you really shouldn't want.
**[15:46] Gabriel**
A fallen angel... Sounds kinda cool.
**[15:48] Gabriel**
Maybe I'll give it a try.
**[15:50] Vigne**
You're saying that super casually, so FYI,
**[15:52] Vigne**
that's saying,
"I'm gonna be a demon."
**[15:55] Gabriel**
Eh, I know I'm not exactly angelic.
**[15:59] Vigne**
So you knew...
**[16:01] Gabriel**
But I bet you've never realized
that you aren't exactly demonic.
**[16:10] Gabriel**
Don't give me that look.
**[16:12] Vigne**
H-How aren't I?
**[16:14] Gabriel**
Like how you're responsible,
**[16:16] Gabriel**
and like helping people,
and can't ignore someone in need?
**[16:19] Vigne**
I-I'm totally not...
**[16:22] Vigne**
unlike that.
**[16:23] Gabriel**
You're totally like that.
**[16:25] Vigne**
What should I do to be more demonic?
**[16:27] Gabriel**
You're asking an angel?!
**[16:31] Gabriel**
How 'bout killing someone?
**[16:33] Gabriel**
Like, slash!
**[16:34] Vigne**
What are you, a demon?!
Think about it more seriously!
**[16:38] Gabriel**
I wouldn't know. Can't you ask Satania?
**[16:41] Vigne**
Satania?
**[16:46] Gabriel**
Yeah... Sorry.
**[16:48] Vigne**
No, it's okay.
**[16:50] Vigne**
But really, what should I—
**[16:57] Gabriel**
What?! What's up?!
**[16:58] Vigne**
C-C-Cockr...
**[17:00] Gabriel**
Cockr...?
**[17:01] Gabriel**
Ew! Gross! What *is* that?!
**[17:03] Vigne**
You don't know about these things?!
**[17:06] Vigne**
Humans live in constant fear
of their very existence!
**[17:10] Gabriel**
Whatever it is,
**[17:12] Gabriel**
it's not doing whatever it wants in my room!
**[17:15] Gabriel**
Go to Heaven!
**[17:18] Gabriel**
It's fast!
**[17:18] Vigne**
No! It's coming this way!
**[17:21] Vigne**
No!
**[17:25] Vigne**
Stay away!
**[17:27] Gabriel**
Wait—
**[17:33] Gabriel**
Well, you certainly cleaned it up nicely.
**[17:36] Vigne**
I tried acting more demonic
by causing trouble for others.
**[17:40] Gabriel**
That's not getting you off the hook.
***SIGN*** Math I
**[17:46] Raphiel narration**
* I had so looked forward*
* to living in the human world.*
**[17:50] Raphiel narration**
*But it turned out rather boring.*
**[17:52] Raphiel narration**
*Isn't there anything amusing here?*
**[17:54] Satania**
Hey, cut it out!
**[17:57] Satania**
Let go!
**[17:59] Satania**
You're always taking my melon bread!
It's my favorite!
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
**[18:04] Raphiel narration**
*She's fighting a dog for* food*?!*
**[18:04] Satania**
Let go!
**[18:06] Raphiel narration**
*Now,* this *looks amusing!*
**[18:10] Raphiel narration**
*It's been so long*
**[18:11] Raphiel narration**
* since I last felt*
* this shiver down my spine.*
**[18:15] Raphiel narration**
*My instincts are telling me*
**[18:19] Raphiel narration**
*that she will make a fantastic toy.*
**[18:23] Satania**
Come on! Bite me!
And prepare to die like a dog!
**[18:30] Satania**
Wait!
**[18:32] Satania**
On second thought, let's talk it out.
**[18:34] Satania**
You're too young to throw your life away.
**[18:38] Raphiel narration**
*Oh, God, thank you for this gift!*
**[18:41] Raphiel narration**
*I shall guide her well.*
**[18:43] Satania**
Hey, I said stay away!
**[18:46] Raphiel**
Excuse me.
**[18:47] Satania**
Huh? Who're you?
**[18:49] Raphiel**
Just a passing student.
**[18:51] Raphiel**
So, how may I toy with you?
***SIGN*** (Toy with)
Guide
**[18:54] Satania**
Sorry, what'd you say?
**[18:56] Raphiel**
Excuse me. Freudian slip.
**[18:58] Raphiel**
Ahem. It seems to me that
you're troubled by a fear of dogs.
**[19:02] Satania**
I-I am not!
**[19:05] Satania**
I was just about to put him in his place!
**[19:09] Satania**
Listen well, dog!
**[19:10] Satania**
I am Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell.
**[19:13] Satania**
One day, I shall rule over all.
**[19:16] Satania**
Now, grovel at the feet
of the Archdemon Satanichia!
**[19:22] Satania**
You can grovel just fine from there!
**[19:24] Raphiel**
Excuse me...
**[19:26] Raphiel**
You may have to tell it in dog language.
**[19:28] Satania**
Dog language?
**[19:29] Raphiel**
If you imagine yourself
as a dog and speak to him,
**[19:32] Raphiel**
I'm sure your feelings will get through.
**[19:37] Satania**
All right.
**[19:40] Satania**
Woof!
**[19:41] Satania**
Woof, woof!
**[19:45] Raphiel**
It's working. You're getting through.
**[19:47] Satania**
Woof, woof! Woof!
**[19:55] Raphiel**
That was incredible.
**[19:56] Satania**
How so?
**[19:58] Satania**
It didn't get through at all.
**[19:59] Raphiel**
The hilarity got through perfectly.
**[20:02] Satania**
Hilarity?!
**[20:04] Satania**
Forget it.
**[20:05] Satania**
I'll take another street.
**[20:06] Raphiel**
Are you sure?
**[20:08] Satania**
What does it matter?
**[20:09] Raphiel**
Are you sure you should run away?
**[20:12] Satania**
What did you say?
**[20:15] Raphiel**
I do apologize if I have offended you.
**[20:18] Raphiel**
I simply wasn't sure
if it was acceptable
**[20:21] Raphiel**
for a mighty Archdemon
to leave in defeat.
**[20:24] Satania**
Run away? Me?
**[20:27] Satania**
I am the Archdemon Satanichia.
**[20:30] Satania**
The phrase "to run away"
does not exist in my vocabulary!
**[20:33] Satania**
I'll dispatch this mongrel
with but one blow!
**[20:39] Satania**
Take this!
**[20:44] Satania**
He took it.
**[20:46] Vigne**
Huh? Again?
**[20:47] Gabriel**
How many times is that?
**[20:49] Satania**
S-Some weirdo set me up this time!
**[20:51] Raphiel**
Might you mean me?
**[20:54] Satania**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[20:56] Raphiel**
Well, you see,
I'm in the next class over.
**[21:00] Gabriel**
Oh, hey, Raphiel.
**[21:02] Raphiel**
Hello, Gab-chan.
**[21:04] Satania**
You know her?!
**[21:05] Gabriel**
We were classmates at angel school.
**[21:07] Satania**
What?! An angel?!
**[21:10] Vigne**
She looks really nice.
**[21:12] Satania**
She's not nice at all!
**[21:14] Satania**
Heaven's crazy for even *thinking*
about letting her run wild!
**[21:17] Vigne**
Really?
**[21:18] Raphiel**
Gab-chan, your slovenly cuteness
is next to godliness today, too.
**[21:22] Gabriel**
Don't push your boobs on me.
**[21:24] Raphiel**
Okay, then I'll rest them on you.
**[21:26] Gabriel**
I'll end you.
**[21:28] Vigne narration**
* She doesn't look as strange*
* as Satania claims.*
**[21:34] Vigne narration**
*Maybe we could be friends.*
**[21:36] Vigne**
Raphiel-san, I'm—
**[21:38] Raphiel**
Oh, I almost forgot.
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
**[21:40] Raphiel**
I bought this.
**[21:42] Satania**
Th-That's...
**[21:43] Raphiel**
I'd like to offer it to you, Satania-san.
**[21:46] Satania**
Really?!
**[21:47] Satania**
For an angel, you're pretty okay.
**[21:50] Satania**
I accept your offer.
**[21:51] Raphiel**
How wonderful! Then...
**[21:54] Raphiel**
I'll give it to you if you get on all fours
and lick my foot like a dog.
**[21:58] Satania**
What are you saying?!
**[21:59] Raphiel**
Why, it's a talent of yours, isn't it?
**[22:02] Raphiel**
Acting like a dog.
**[22:03] Satania**
It is not!
**[22:06] Gabriel**
Gonna talk to her?
**[22:07] Satania**
What is *up* with you?!
**[22:07] Vigne**
Let me think about it.
# 2 - The Angel, the Demon, and the Class President
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:25] Vigne**
Lunchtime!
**[00:28] Vigne**
Gab, for lunch today...
**[00:33] Vigne**
Gab?
**[00:36] Vigne**
What's the matter?
**[00:39] Vigne**
Gab?
**[00:40] Gab**
So we've been in the human world
for a while, right?
**[00:44] Vigne**
Right.
**[00:45] Gab**
I never felt like this
before coming here, but...
**[00:50] Gab**
Do there *have* to be this many humans?
**[00:52] Gab**
They're freaking *everywhere*.
**[00:54] Vigne**
Yeah, I still can't believe you're an angel.
***SIGN*** Episode 2 The Angel, the Demon, and the Class President
**[02:28] Vigne**
Want to eat in that "cafeteria" place today?
**[02:31] Gab**
What? But that place is
*crawling* with humans!
**[02:35] Gab**
You *want* to go into a crowd?
Are you a masochist?
**[02:37] Vigne**
No!
**[02:39] Vigne**
Don't you want to check out
the cafeteria at least once?
**[02:42] Gab**
I mean, I guess I can go.
**[02:44] Gab**
But it costs money, right?
**[02:46] Vigne**
Well, yeah.
**[02:48] Gab**
How much will you give me?
**[02:50] Vigne**
Why are you assuming I'll pay for you?
**[02:53] Vigne**
I was thinking about inviting Satania, too.
**[02:57] Gabu**
Where does Satania usually eat, anyway?
**[03:00] Vigne**
Now that you mention it,
she always disappears at lunchtime.
**[03:17] Gab**
She was acting kinda suspicious.
**[03:19] Vigne**
Should we follow her and see?
**[03:29] Gab**
Where's she going?
**[03:31] Vigne**
Beats me.
**[03:33] Vigne**
But all these rooms are empty.
**[03:43] Girls narration**
*She's eating alone!*
**[03:45] Gab**
Has she always eaten
all the way out here, alone?
**[03:48] Vigne**
The poor thing!
Why couldn't I notice sooner?
**[03:53] Gab**
Satania.
**[03:56] Satania**
Gabriel?! Vignette?!
What are you doing here?!
**[04:04] Gab**
What are you doing at all?
**[04:07] Satania**
Nice try! But I still have
an ace up my sleeve!
***SIGN*** Melon
Bread
**[04:21] Gab**
You were saying?
Ace up your sleeve?
**[04:23] Vigne**
How did a dog get up here?
**[04:27] Vigne**
I'm sorry, Satania.
**[04:29] Vigne**
You didn't have anyone to eat with, did you?
**[04:32] Satania**
Um, no, uh...
**[04:33] Satania**
It's not that I didn't
have anyone to eat with!
**[04:36] Satania**
On the contrary, I *wanted* to eat alone!
**[04:39] Satania**
Eating together with lower lifeforms?
Nothing could be more ludicrous!
**[04:43] Gab**
Chill out.
**[04:44] Vigne**
Eat with us from now on.
**[04:46] Satania**
I said it's not like that.
I don't need your pity.
**[04:50] Gab**
Well, actually, we wanted
to eat with you today, anyway, so...
**[04:53] Satania**
Huh? With me?
**[04:55] Satania**
Honest?
**[04:56] Gab**
Honest.
**[04:57] Satania**
This isn't a joke?
**[04:59] Satania**
You're not pranking me?
**[05:00] Gab**
Do you have, like, trust issues?
**[05:02] Satania**
I...
**[05:08] Satania**
I am the solitary demon,
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell,
**[05:11] Satania**
future queen of Hell.
**[05:14] Satania**
A queen, dining with common riffraff?
Utterly laughable!
**[05:18] Satania**
I haven't the time
even to give you the time!
**[05:22] Gab**
Guess it's just us, then.
**[05:24] Vigne**
Yeah.
**[05:26] Satania**
Wait! I'm willing to make
an exception this time—
***SIGN*** No Entry
**[05:29] Satania**
Are you listening?! Wait for me!
**[05:38] Vigne**
So this is the cafeteria.
**[05:39] Gab**
Smells good. Would be better
without all these *people*.
**[05:44] Vigne**
How do we order our meal?
**[05:46] Gab**
Huh? I assumed you'd know.
**[05:51] Satania**
It appears that I'm needed.
**[05:53] Satania**
For I know the cafeteria
like the back of my hand!
**[05:56] Vigne**
You've eaten here before, Satania?
**[05:58] Satania**
No, never.
**[06:00] Satania**
But make no mistake. I grasp the framework
of this school in the palm of my hand!
**[06:04] Vigne**
"Framework"?
**[06:05] Gabu**
You're mixing hand metaphors.
**[06:07] Satania**
All, naturally...
**[06:09] Satania**
to keep the upper hand
over my rival, Gabriel!
**[06:16] Gab**
You really are an idiot.
**[06:18] Satania**
No, I'm not!
**[06:20] Satania**
Listen well. To order your meal,
**[06:22] Satania**
you buy a "food ticket"
from a "ticket machine."
**[06:27] Satania**
This is a ticket machine.
**[06:29] Satania**
You put money in here
to buy a food ticket.
**[06:32] Gab**
You buy something first.
**[06:34] Vigne**
We don't know how it works.
**[06:36] Satania**
As you wish.
**[06:39] Satania narration**
*There are a lot of choices.*
**[06:41] Satania narration**
*Wait a minute.*
**[06:42] Satania narration**
*"Kitsune udon"? "Tanuki udon"? What?*
***SIGN*** Kitsune Udon
***SIGN*** Tanuki Udon
**[06:51] Satania narration**
*I'll play it safe and get plain udon.*
***SIGN*** Tsukimi Udon
***SIGN*** Rice Ball
***SIGN*** Udon
***SIGN*** Tempura Udon
***SIGN*** Portions
***SIGN*** One
***SIGN*** Two
***SIGN*** Three
**[06:56] Satania narration**
*One person, two people, or three people?*
**[06:59] Satania narration**
* There are three of us,*
* so I guess I press this one?*
**[07:04] Gab**
Why do we have to eat udon, too?
**[07:08] Satania**
I-I made the choice for you. Be grateful!
**[07:11] Gab**
It said "portions." Can't you read?
**[07:16] Gab**
You messed up, so lunch is on you.
**[07:17] Satania**
What?!
**[07:19] Vigne**
Give her a break.
She feels bad enough already.
**[07:21] Vigne**
Gab, could you pass me chopsticks?
**[07:25] Gab**
Here.
**[07:26] Vigne**
Thanks.
**[07:28] Gab**
Here.
**[07:31] Satania**
Hey! How am I supposed to eat
with only one chopstick?
**[07:34] Satania**
What am I, stupid?
**[07:35] Gab**
What? Satania, you don't know
about disposable chopsticks?
**[07:40] Vigne**
You snap them in two first.
**[07:43] Satania**
O-Of course!
**[07:45] Satania**
Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows that!
**[07:50] Gab**
Wow. You saw the perforation
and snapped them across it.
**[07:54] Satania**
Hurry up and eat already! It's good.
**[07:57] Gab**
You said you've never been here before.
**[08:00] Vigne**
Oh, it's good.
**[08:03] Gab**
Yeah, not bad.
**[08:06] Gab**
What're *you* all smug for?
***SIGN*** Seven-Spice Blend
**[08:09] Satania**
"Na-na-a-ji-ka-ra-ko"?
**[08:10] Gab**
"Seven-spice blend."
**[08:12] Gab**
Seven shakes of the stuff,
and you'll get the perfect spiciness.
**[08:16] Vigne**
What are you—
**[08:17] Satania**
Oh, really? One, two, three...
**[08:20] Gab**
You're shaking too lightly. Start over.
**[08:23] Satania**
Was I?
**[08:24] Satania**
One, two, three, four...
**[08:26] Gab**
No, not like that. One more time.
**[08:28] Satania**
One, two, three, four,
**[08:31] Satania**
five, six, seven...
**[08:35] Satania**
I get this feeling that was
more than seven shakes, but...
**[08:39] Satania**
Down the hatch!
**[08:48] Vige**
A-Are you okay?
**[08:50] Satania**
Delicious!
**[08:51] Girls**
What?!
***SIGN*** Seven-Spice Blend
**[08:52] Satania**
The spiciness draws out
the flavor of the udon.
**[08:55] Satania**
I hate to admit it,
but you've got taste, Gabriel.
**[09:00] Gab**
I know, right?
**[09:02] Gab**
Man, I was hoping for something funnier.
**[09:05] Vigne**
Too bad for you that Satania's taste-deaf.
**[09:11] Satania**
Let me shake some on yours, too, Gabriel.
**[09:13] Satania**
Seven shakes isn't enough.
**[09:19] Raphi**
You did very well.
**[09:23] Girl A**
It's Shiraha-san.
**[09:25] Girl B**
She's giving milk to a stray dog?
**[09:27] Girls**
She's so nice!
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
***SIGN*** Loner's Lunch
**[09:34] Girls**
See you, Prez!
**[09:36] Prez**
Goodbye.
**[09:38] Prez narration**
*I'm Class 1-B's president.*
**[09:41] Prez narration**
*My hobby is doing crosswords.*
***SIGN*** Career Path Survey Class 1-B, Seat 1 Name: Aikawa, Nao Please fill in your post-graduation plans. School/Company First Choice: Maitenjima University Second Choice: Hamamai University
**[09:44] Prez narration**
* Tenma-san's the only one who hasn't*
* turned in her career path survey.*
**[09:48] Prez narration**
*Tenma-san never turns anything in on time.*
**[09:51] Prez narration**
* I always have to nag her*
* for every single paper.*
**[09:56] Gab**
Shoot. I forgot to turn in this survey.
**[09:59] Vigne**
Good grief. Get your act together.
**[10:01] Gab**
I've been way too busy lately.
**[10:04] Vigne**
Busy with your video games, you mean?
**[10:07] Prez narration**
*Seems like she remembered this time.*
**[10:09] Prez narration**
* The deadline's today.*
* Fill it in fast, so I can go home.*
**[10:13] Vigne**
Which survey did you forget?
**[10:16] Gab**
One to turn in to Heaven.
**[10:18] Prez narration**
*Heav— What?!
Turn it in* where*?!*
**[10:21] Prez narration**
*You're supposed to turn it in to* me*!
Your class president!*
**[10:25] Vigne**
So what's the survey on?
**[10:27] Gabe**
Single men's top favorite foods.
**[10:30] Prez narration**
*No! Career paths!*
**[10:32] Vigne**
Oh, that's pretty important.
**[10:35] Prez narration**
*No, it's not!*
**[10:36] Prez narration**
*Are they husband-hunting or something?*
**[10:39] Vigne**
That kind of data is extremely valuable.
**[10:41] Prez narration**
*Hell no, it ain't!*
**[10:43] Gab**
Dang it. I *have* to get
this one done, and quick.
**[10:47] Prez narration**
*Why do you say it like it's your duty?*
**[10:49] Prez narration**
* How much do you need to know*
* about single men?*
**[10:52] Prez narration**
* Just write "marriage"*
* for your first choice!*
**[10:56] Prez narration**
* Oh, but she's interested*
* in getting married?*
**[10:59] Prez narration**
*Maybe she's more girlish than she lets on.*
**[11:04] Gab**
Can't all single men just,
like, jump off a cliff?
**[11:08] Prez narration**
*What?!*
**[11:09] Vigne**
You can't say things like that.
**[11:12] Prez narration**
*Y-Yeah, what she said. You scared me.*
**[11:16] Gab**
Hey, wait, isn't disappearing them your job?
**[11:18] Prez narration**
*Her job?! Her job is
to* disappear *single men?!*
**[11:21] Vigne**
I told you, I don't do that anymore.
**[11:24] Prez narration**
*So you used to?!*
**[11:26] Prez narration**
*What in the world are they talking about?*
**[11:29] Prez narration**
*Disappearing single men?
What does* that *have to do with careers?*
**[11:33] Gab**
Oops. I forgot the career path survey, too.
**[11:36] Prez narration**
*You were talking about something* else*?!*
**[11:38] Prez narration**
* Jeez. Now their whole conversation*
* makes complete sense to me...*
**[11:45] Prez narration**
*No. No, it doesn't.*
**[11:47] Prez narration**
*Oh, well.*
**[11:48] Gab**
Career paths, huh?
**[11:52] Gab**
Like, what are *we* supposed
to write anyway?
**[11:55] Vigne**
I just wrote what I'd like to do.
**[11:59] Gab**
Then...
***SIGN*** I want to announce the end of days.
**[12:02] Gab**
"I want to announce the end of days."
**[12:04] Prez narration**
*Who are you? God?*
**[12:06] Prez narration**
*Are you one of those kids*
**[12:08] Prez narration**
*who lives in a fantasy world in their head?*
**[12:11] Prez narration**
* Get over it and write something*
* a bit more realistic, please.*
**[12:15] Vigne**
Knowing you, you'd actually do it.
**[12:17] Prez narration**
*Stop enabling her, Tsukinose-san!*
**[12:19] Gab**
Sometimes, when I die in MMOs,
I catch myself almost doing it.
**[12:23] Prez narration**
*World less than MMOs?! We're dead!*
**[12:25] Prez narration**
*Oops, I got caught up in her fantasies, too.*
**[12:30] Prez narration**
*I'm seriously concerned
for* both *of them now.*
**[12:34] Vigne**
You're going to be someone
who saves people, if only on paper.
**[12:38] Vigne**
You could write something like that.
**[12:40] Prez narration**
*What? Someone who saves people?*
**[12:45] Prez narration**
* Does that mean she wants*
* to be a doctor or something?*
**[12:49] Prez narration**
*Sheesh.*
**[12:50] Prez narration**
*So Tenma-san has a real goal, after all.*
**[12:53] Prez narration**
*Thank goodness.*
**[12:55] Vigne**
I mean, you know, right?
**[12:57] Vigne**
If you felt like it,
you could save millions of people.
**[13:02] Prez narration**
*You need a reality check, too!*
**[13:04] Gab**
Here's my survey.
**[13:06] Prez**
Oh, thanks, Tenma-san.
**[13:08] Gab**
See you, Prez.
**[13:09] Vigne**
See you tomorrow.
**[13:11] Prez**
Bye.
***SIGN*** First Choice: I want to do nothing all day long. Second Choice: Ditto Third Choice: Ditto
***SIGN*** Cooking Practice
**[13:21] [SONG] Text**
Miso-Simmered Mackerel
***SIGN*** Miso Soup with Tofu
**[13:24] Vigne**
Now then, I'd like to get started
cooking those dishes, here...
**[13:29] Vigne**
in Hell's kitchen.
**[13:31] Gab**
Rude. We haven't even started.
**[13:33] Vigne**
Satania, what are you wearing?
**[13:36] Satania**
You noticed?
**[13:38] Satania**
I'm going to cook.
**[13:40] Satania**
It's only natural that I dress the part.
**[13:43] Vigne narration**
*What a pain.*
**[13:45] Vigne**
Never mind. Let's get started.
**[13:47] Vigne**
First, we clean the fish.
**[13:50] Vigne**
Satania, you were in charge of the fish.
**[13:53] Vigne**
You *did* bring one, I hope?
**[13:55] Satania**
Naturally.
**[13:56] Satania**
See?
**[13:58] Vigne**
It's *alive*?! Where did you
even get that thing?!
**[14:03] Satania**
Surprised?
**[14:04] Satania**
This morning, I went all the way
to a lake in Hell to catch it.
**[14:08] Vigne**
Why would you put in that much effort?!
**[14:10] Satania**
A first-rate chef uses only
first-rate ingredients.
**[14:14] Gab**
You're not a chef.
**[14:16] Vigne**
Gab, did you bring the tofu and seaweed?
**[14:22] Vigne**
What are these?
**[14:23] Gab**
Carrots, potatoes, and onions.
**[14:25] Vigne**
I'm asking why you brought them!
**[14:28] Gab**
Well, when I hit up
the supermarket yesterday...
**[14:32] (Flashback) Gab**
Tofu and seaweed...
**[14:37] (Flashback) Gab**
I could go for some curry.
**[14:40] Gab**
And that's why.
**[14:41] Vigne**
I hate this group.
**[14:45] Vigne**
Well, we're stuck with these,
**[14:46] Vigne**
so we'll do "miso-simmered mystery fish"
and "miso soup with vegetables."
**[14:50] Gab**
Wow. *Real* creative names there.
**[14:52] Vigne**
And whose fault do you think that is,
**[14:55] Vigne**
Miss Dumb Angel?
**[14:57] Gab**
Y-You can put the knife down.
**[14:59] Satania**
Improvised cooking?
This chef's hands are itching for action.
**[15:03] Vigne**
Do anything unnecessary,
and I'll scratch your itch for you.
**[15:06] Vigne**
Okay, I'm going to clean
the mystery fish now.
**[15:09] Gab**
The "mystery fish"?
**[15:11] Vigne**
Well, I don't know what it's called.
**[15:13] Gab**
Then let's call it "Satania."
**[15:15] Satania**
Why?!
**[15:24] Vigne**
No... I can't.
I could never cut Satania.
**[15:28] Satania**
It's not me!
**[15:30] Satania**
Give me that!
**[15:32] Satania**
*I* will conduct this fish's last rites.
**[15:35] Satania**
Prepare to meet your maker, fish!
**[15:46] Gab**
I'm glad you're alive, Satania.
**[15:49] Vigne**
That was a close shave.
**[15:51] Satania**
Huh?!
**[15:52] Satania**
Do you mean me or the fish?!
**[15:55] Satania**
Let me cut something next.
**[15:57] Vigne**
The vegetables, then.
**[16:00] Vigne**
With one knife only.
**[16:04] Satania**
How do you use this thing?
**[16:06] Vigne**
Grip your hand like this,
and chop like this.
**[16:08] Satania**
Like this?
**[16:13] Vigne**
Gab, stop slacking off.
**[16:15] Gab**
I'm busy making a vegetable tower, thanks.
**[16:17] Vigne**
Work.
**[16:19] Gab**
Yes, chef.
**[16:20] Vigne**
Good. Now slide a little left and repeat.
**[16:26] Vigne**
Why are you frying that?!
**[16:28] Vigne**
I said we're simmering it in miso!
**[16:30] Gab**
Doesn't everything taste better deep-fried?
**[16:32] Vigne**
That's overgeneralizing!
**[16:34] Satania**
Vignette, why can't I stop crying?
**[16:39] Vigne**
What is this, a nursery?!
I can't babysit both of you!
**[16:42] Gab**
Vigne.
**[16:43] Vigne**
Now what?!
**[16:45] Gab**
Do you enjoy living like that?
Always being mad?
**[16:50] Vigne**
Now, let's move on to the next step.
**[16:53] Satania**
Yes, chef.
**[16:56] Satania**
Gotta spice things up.
**[16:58] Vigne**
With *sugar*?!
**[17:10] Vigne**
We made what we said we would. But...
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[17:15] Gab**
Whoa. That can't be edible.
**[17:19] Vigne**
There's a lot I'd like to say,
but first, clean your plates.
**[17:30] Gab**
Yup. The moral of this story is:
**[17:32] Gab**
next time, follow the recipe.
**[17:35] Satania**
Huh? Tastes good to me.
**[17:41] Vigne narration**
* I'm asking to be put*
* in a different group next time.*
**[17:47] Raphi**
What kind of comical cooking
**[17:49] Raphi**
could Satania-san be conducting
at this very moment?
**[17:53] Raphi**
Perhaps you could go ask her
and report back to me?
**[17:57] Girl A**
Did you find the ball?
**[18:01] Girl A**
Shiraha-san!
**[18:02] Girl B**
You're so nice!
**[18:20] Satania**
Wh-Why are you sleeping next to me?!
**[18:24] Raphi**
Oh, time for breakfast already?
**[18:27] Satania**
It's time for an explanation!
**[18:29] Raphi**
Lately, I've been terribly frustrated.
**[18:31] Satania**
Huh?!
**[18:33] Raphi**
I simply had to get
closer to you to watch—
**[18:35] Raphi**
I mean, to become friends
with you, Satania-san.
**[18:47] Raphi**
So I let myself in.
**[18:48] Satania**
Creepy!
**[18:49] Raphi**
I do hope you'll let me
stay over for a while.
**[18:53] Raphi**
We *must* have some bonding time.
**[18:55] Satania**
No way in Hell!
**[18:56] Satania**
Get out! Now!
**[18:58] Raphi**
My, must you be so forceful?
**[19:01] Raphi**
Oh! I have an idea.
**[19:03] Satania**
Whatever it is, the answer's no!
**[19:04] Raphie**
Can I be your apprentice?
**[19:07] Satania**
"Apprentice"?
**[19:08] Raphi**
Yes.
**[19:09] Satania**
Apprentice... *My* apprentice?
**[19:12] Raphi**
Allow me to serve you as your apprentice.
**[19:16] Raphi**
I have always felt a regal dignity
and honor in the tenacity with which
**[19:20] Raphi**
you pursue your quest
to achieve your ambitions.
**[19:24] Raphi**
I *must* witness your meteoric rise firsthand!
**[19:27] Raphi**
To be there in your crowning moment!
**[19:30] Raphi**
Oh, please, Satania-san.
**[19:33] Raphi**
No... Satania-*sama*!
**[19:38] Satania**
V-Very well!
**[19:39] Satania**
If you insist, I suppose
you can be my apprentice.
**[19:42] Raphi**
Thank you ever so much.
**[19:44] Satania**
Henceforth, your name shall be...
**[19:46] Satania**
Satanichia Brothers!
**[19:49] Raphi**
Pardon?
**[19:49] Satania**
Got it? I hope you're ready,
Satanichia Brothers!
**[19:53] Raphi**
Oh, actually, I'd rather
you called me Raphiel.
**[19:55] Satania**
What? Uh, I guess I can do that.
**[19:58] Satania**
All right, Raphiel!
**[20:00] Raphi**
How may I serve you, Satania-sama?
**[20:04] Satania**
Satania-sama... Satania-sama...
**[20:07] Satania**
sama... sama...
**[20:09] Satania**
You will go buy my breakfast!
Melon bread and milk!
**[20:13] Satania**
You have five minutes!
**[20:15] Raphi**
I'm sorry. I'm tired, so I'd rather not.
**[20:18] Satania**
My apprentice defied me already?!
**[20:20] Satania**
If you won't do my shopping,
then what good are you?
**[20:23] Raphi**
Well, you see...
**[20:25] Raphi**
I'm afraid I'm not fit for such a task.
**[20:28] Satania**
What?
**[20:29] Raphi**
Would you be so gracious as to go fetch—
**[20:32] Raphi**
I mean, show me how it's done?
**[20:35] Satania**
Wait, you're sending me shopping?
But I'm the master.
**[20:39] Raphi**
Seeing the magnificent feats
of those above them
**[20:42] Raphi**
deepens the devotion
of those of a lower existence.
**[20:46] Raphi**
Please show this lowly angel
**[20:48] Raphi**
how the great archdemon
Satania-sama would do it.
**[20:56] Satania**
I suppose I can't refuse
my apprentice an example.
**[21:00] Satania**
I *am* your master.
**[21:01] Raphi**
My great master.
**[21:03] Satania**
I'll be back in three minutes!
**[21:04] Satania**
Behold my majesty and magnificence!
**[21:08] Raphi**
I'll have a café au lait and a sandwich!
***SIGN*** Café au Lait
***SIGN*** Milk
**[21:14] Satania**
Well, apprentice? Has your devotion
to your master deepened?
**[21:18] Raphi**
Out of curiosity, what happened
to your melon bread?
**[21:21] Satania**
Oh, shut up.
**[21:22] Satania**
Now then! I have a mission
for you, apprentice!
**[21:26] Raphi**
A mission?
**[21:27] Satania**
You are to spy on Gabriel!
**[21:30] Satania**
Report to me her weaknesses!
**[21:32] Satania**
Got that?
**[21:34] Raphi**
I'm sorry. I need some time to digest.
**[21:37] Satania**
Show some devotion!
**[21:38] Satania**
Yeesh! Do as you're told!
**[21:42] Raphi**
Yes, Master.
**[21:43] Satania**
You'll never be able to keep up
with me if you're this soft.
**[21:47] Satania**
Do you understand?
**[21:48] Raphi**
I'm doing my very best.
**[21:50] Satania**
For crying out loud.
**[21:52] Raphi**
By the way, Satania-sama.
**[21:54] Satania**
What?
**[21:55] Raphi**
I have one condition
if I'm going to stay here.
**[21:58] Satania**
Condition?
**[21:59] Raphi**
A single futon is too cramped for two.
**[22:03] Raphi**
From now on, I'll sleep
in the futon, thank you.
**[22:06] Satania**
You're fired.
# 3 - Friends, Work, and the Summer of Bugs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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***SIGN*** Coffee
**[00:03] Master narration**
* My love affair with coffee began when,*
* as a trading company employee,*
**[00:07] Master narration**
*I encountered the finest beans in Brazil.*
**[00:10] Master narration**
* My passion grew until, finally,*
* I quit my job to open this coffee shop.*
**[00:15] Master narration**
* Traveling to personally select*
* and purchase coffee beans on-site,*
**[00:19] Master narration**
* then roasting, grinding,*
* and brewing them myself.*
**[00:22] Master narration**
* Twenty years have already passed in my*
* never-ending quest for the perfect cup.*
**[00:28] Master narration**
*Oh, how time flies.*
**[00:35] Master**
It fits you like a glove, Tenma-kun.
***SIGN*** Episode 3 Friends, Work, and the Summer of Bugs
**[02:09] Master**
Thanks again for agreeing to start today.
**[02:12] Gab**
I was short on money, so this was perfect.
**[02:15] Master**
It must be rough balancing work with school.
**[02:18] Gab**
Microtransactions don't pay for themselves.
**[02:20] Master**
Micro— What?
**[02:22] Master**
Erm...
**[02:23] Master**
Wait on our customers
just as I taught you earlier.
**[02:26] Master**
Be sure to greet them
with a polite "welcome" as they enter.
**[02:30] Gab**
Sure.
**[02:33] Gab**
Hey, c'mon in.
**[02:34] Master narration**
*What?!*
**[02:36] Master narration**
* That was... different.*
* How did "welcome" turn into that?*
**[02:41] Master**
T-Tenma-kun.
**[02:43] Master**
Not quite like that.
**[02:44] Master**
Remember how I showed you?
***SIGN*** Resume
Name: Tenma Gabriel White
Birthdate: 4/20
Age: 16
Female
**[02:47] Master narration**
* Come to think of it,*
* her name sounds foreign.*
**[02:51] Master narration**
* She might not have*
* the best grasp on Japanese.*
**[02:53] Master narration**
*She could be an exchange student.*
**[02:55] Master narration**
* Living alone in a*
* strange and foreign land...*
**[02:58] Master narration**
*What a brave girl.*
**[03:02] Master narration**
* It would be heartless for me*
* to scold her over something so small.*
**[03:06] Master**
Nicely done, Tenma-kun!
**[03:09] Gab**
Uh-huh.
**[03:11] Customer**
Excuse me.
**[03:12] Gab**
Yeah?
**[03:14] Master narration**
*Tenma-kun must have been so anxious.*
**[03:17] Master narration**
* I hope I can make this space*
* one where she can feel at ease.*
**[03:22] Gab**
Master. Order up.
**[03:25] Master**
What is it?
**[03:26] Gab**
Probably one of those "café au lait" things.
**[03:29] Master**
That's a bit vague.
**[03:31] Master**
We offer our café au lait
hot or iced. Which was it?
**[03:34] Gab**
I want to drink something hot.
**[03:36] Master**
Of course!
**[03:37] Master**
But could you tell me what,
exactly, the customer ordered?
**[03:41] Gab**
Huh?
**[03:44] Master**
I-I'm sorry, Tenma-kun.
**[03:47] Master**
Could you ask them once more for me?
***SIGN*** Pain in
the butt
**[03:50] Gab**
I have to go *again*?
**[03:53] Master**
Right! You're right! It's a lot of work!
**[03:55] Master**
Excuse me, sir.
So sorry for the inconvenience,
**[03:58] Master**
but would you be so kind
as to repeat your order?
**[04:01] Customer**
Oh, sure. One iced caramel macchiato.
**[04:04] Master narration**
*It's not even a café au lait!*
**[04:06] Master narration**
*How could you hear that as a café au lait?*
**[04:09] Gab**
I sorry. Japanese so hard.
***SIGN*** café au lait
**[04:13] [SONG] Text**
iced
caramel
macchiato
**[04:14] Master narration**
*How could I forget?*
**[04:16] Master narration**
*She has a language barrier to overcome!*
**[04:19] Master narration**
* Though, it's strange that*
* her speech broke only now.*
**[04:24] Master**
It's all right, Tenma-kun.
**[04:26] Master**
Like they say, practice makes perfect.
**[04:29] Gab**
Yes, that true.
**[04:31] Gab**
Other saying go,
"three years the oar; eight years the pole."
**[04:39] Master**
Take this to the customer.
**[04:41] Gab**
Gotcha.
**[04:44] Master**
What "the oar"?
**[04:46] Master**
Tenma-kun.
**[04:48] Master**
It's been slow today.
Shall we call it a day?
**[04:50] Gab**
Sure.
**[04:52] Master**
Well? Any thoughts on your first day?
**[04:55] Gab**
Work's a drag.
**[04:57] Master**
Y-You're very frank.
**[04:59] Master**
I don't mean to say that's a bad thing.
Honesty is a virtue.
**[05:03] Gab**
Sure.
**[05:04] Master**
O-Oh, I know, Tenma-kun.
Do you like coffee?
**[05:09] Master**
A cup of coffee, after a
hard day's work, is divine.
**[05:12] Master**
Truth be told, I'm quite proud
of my house blend.
**[05:17] Master**
To attain my flavor and fragrance,
**[05:19] Master**
I use five types of coffee beans.
**[05:23] Master**
I use all that I know to bring out the best
**[05:25] Master**
in each of their natural flavors
in this unique house blend.
**[05:28] Master**
Of course, I'm also picky about
where they were grown.
**[05:31] Master**
Each year, I go on a trip
to purchase them in person.
**[05:35] Master**
Here you are. Enjoy.
**[05:41] Master narration**
* If I can inspire even the slightest*
* appreciation for coffee in her...*
**[05:45] Gab**
Thank you.
**[05:52] Master**
How is it?
**[05:53] Gab**
I can't really tell.
**[05:55] Master**
Of course! You're still young, after all!
**[05:59] Master narration**
* I see... So Tenma-kun*
* doesn't understand yet.*
**[06:09] Gab**
Master.
**[06:11] Gab**
Work's a drag,
**[06:13] Gab**
but I think I can keep at it here.
**[06:19] Master**
I'm happy to hear that.
**[06:21] Master**
I'll appreciate the help, Tenma-kun.
**[06:23] Gab**
I like how nobody comes here.
**[06:25] Master**
Yes, we pride ourselves
on our relaxed atmosphere!
**[06:30] Gab**
Well, I'm leaving.
**[06:32] Gab**
Have a good night.
**[06:34] Master**
Wait, Tenma-kun.
**[06:36] Master**
What should we do for your next shift?
**[06:39] Master**
If you have any time this weekend...
**[06:41] Gab**
No way!
**[06:44] Gab**
If I work more than once a week,
I'll die from exhaustion, so no way!
**[06:48] Master**
Of course! We'll have you in once a week!
**[06:50] Master**
It's important not to overwork yourself!
**[06:53] Gab**
See you next week.
**[06:54] Master**
Yes! Have a good night!
***SIGN*** Coffee Angel
**[07:10] Master**
Today's coffee tastes particularly divine.
***SIGN*** Not a toupé
**[07:24] Vigne**
Raphiel-san is amazing.
**[07:26] Vigne**
She's a star student *and* a star athlete.
**[07:29] Gab**
Yeah, she graduated second
in our class at angel school.
***SIGN*** Top of class
↓
MMO Addict
**[07:32] Vigne**
What?!
***SIGN*** Second in class
↓
Stalker-in-Training
**[07:38] Vigne narration**
**These *are Heaven's top two angels?!*
***SIGN*** Top Two
**[07:40] Gab**
If you've got something to say, then say it.
**[07:43] Vigne narration**
*Now that I think about it,*
**[07:45] Vigne narration**
*I don't know Raphiel-san very well.*
**[07:51] Raphi**
I'm tickled pink.
**[07:52] Raphi**
I never expected you to suggest
we walk home together, Vigne-san.
**[07:56] Vigne**
Sheesh. It's not that big a deal.
**[07:58] Vigne**
I just realized that
I don't know you that well,
**[08:01] Vigne**
so I wanted to talk to you more.
**[08:03] Raphi**
I see. You want to try demonically enhanced
interrogation techniques on an angel.
**[08:08] Vigne**
No!
**[08:10] Raphi**
I'm kidding.
**[08:14] Vigne**
Let's just say we're having
a friend date today.
**[08:18] Raphi**
Okay!
**[08:19] Raphi**
By the way, Vigne-san,
you can call me Raphi.
**[08:23] Vigne**
Then you can call me Vigne.
**[08:25] Raphi**
I can't do that.
**[08:26] Vigne**
Why not?
**[08:27] Raphi**
I have to stay in character.
**[08:29] Vigne**
What do you mean, "in character"?!
**[08:31] Vigne**
So, Raphi, what do you do
on the weekends?
**[08:34] Raphi**
Oh dear, I don't think I can answer such
a personal question from the get-go.
**[08:38] Raphi**
May we start by introducing ourselves?
**[08:41] Vigne**
Is that really necessary?!
**[08:43] Raphi**
You enjoy playing the straight man,
and it's only the two of us,
**[08:47] Raphi**
so I thought it best to play the dunce.
**[08:49] Vigne**
Uh, no, I don't do that
because I enjoy it.
**[08:52] Raphi**
You don't?!
**[08:55] Raphi**
I'm shocked!
**[08:56] Vigne**
You're *too* shocked...
**[08:58] Raphi**
On the weekends?
**[09:00] Raphi**
Lately, I've been watching "movies."
**[09:03] Vigne**
Oh, movies are great!
**[09:05] Vigne**
I just *love* fantasies and romances.
**[09:09] Raphi**
It does fit your image.
**[09:11] Vigne**
What genres do you like, Raphi?
***SIGN*** My Neighbor Fukuro
***SIGN*** Found With the Wind
***SIGN*** Five Samurai
***SIGN*** Dragula
***SIGN*** Your 'Nam
***SIGN*** Giant
Resurgence
**[09:13] Raphi**
I watch everything.
**[09:15] Vigne**
Oh, cool.
**[09:17] Raphi**
As long as you can set the
audio and subtitle languages.
**[09:20] Vigne**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Audio Selection
***SIGN*** English Russian
***SIGN*** Japanese Bhutanese
***SIGN*** Subtitle Selection
***SIGN*** English Russian
***SIGN*** Japanese Bhutanese
***SIGN*** Off
***SIGN*** I won't forgive you.
**[09:23] Actor**
I'll stop you if it means chasing you to the ends of the Earth!
**[09:27] Raphi**
Setting them both to Japanese
**[09:28] Raphi**
and finding contrasts between
the dubbing and the subtitling is fun.
**[09:32] Vigne**
That's not how you're
supposed to enjoy them!
**[09:34] Raphi**
Speaking of what shouldn't be,
I've discovered something terrible!
**[09:38] Vigne**
Something terrible?
**[09:39] Raphi**
Do you know those "washing machines"?
**[09:41] Vigne**
Yeah.
**[09:42] Raphi**
If you run the machine and leave
the laundry in it for too long
**[09:45] Raphi**
before hanging it up to dry...
**[09:48] Raphi**
It stinks to high Heaven!
**[09:51] Vigne**
I know, right?!
**[09:52] Vigne**
That really threw me for a loop at first!
Like, "What the hell?!"
**[09:56] Raphi**
It felt like being baptized
to life in the human world.
**[10:00] Vigne**
Oh, and when I tune in
to a scary show...
**[10:03] TV**
*Behind her... was a woman covered in blood!*
**[10:07] Vigne**
N-No one's there, right?!
**[10:09] Vigne**
...I have to check that I'm alone.
**[10:11] Raphi**
Oh, sorry, I can't really relate to that.
**[10:14] Vigne**
Just kill me now!
**[10:16] Raphi**
Vigne-san, you're so cute.
**[10:18] Vigne**
Forget I said that! I didn't say that!
**[10:20] Vigne**
Argh, why did I have to say that?
**[10:23] Raphi**
So you can't handle scary things?
**[10:26] Vigne**
Yeah. Not very demonic, is it?
**[10:29] Raphi narration**
*The mood grew heavy very quickly.*
**[10:32] Raphi**
It makes you stand out.
It's a good thing.
**[10:34] Vigne**
I don't think it's a good thing in my case.
**[10:37] Employee**
Thank you for waiting.
**[10:38] Employee**
Here are your cream puffs.
**[10:40] Vigne**
Thank you.
**[10:42] Employee**
One strawberry, one custard,
**[10:45] Employee**
and one super-spicy.
**[10:46] Vigne**
A super-spicy cream puff?!
**[10:48] Raphi**
I ordered it.
**[10:50] Vigne**
Huh? You like spicy things?
***SIGN*** Spicy
**[10:52] Raphi**
I wanted to try a little game.
We'll each choose one,
**[10:56] Raphi**
and if either of us picks the
spicy one, she pays the bill.
**[10:59] Vigne**
I get it. Okay, I'm game!
**[11:02] Vigne**
I'll take this one.
**[11:03] Vigne narration**
*Super-spicy can't be* that *spicy.
It's a cream puff.*
**[11:06] Vigne**
Here goes nothing.
**[11:08] Raphi**
Incidentally...
**[11:10] Raphi**
The super-spicy cream puffs here
**[11:12] Raphi**
are so spicy that they
keep you up all night.
**[11:15] Vigne**
Good God!
**[11:17] Raphi**
This is intense, isn't it?
**[11:19] Vigne**
Too intense!
**[11:21] Vigne narration**
* How did mere cream puffs*
* get their foot on my neck?*
**[11:25] Vigne narration**
*Which? Which one's the super-spicy?!*
**[11:28] Vigne narration**
*I'll trust my gut...*
**[11:30] Vigne narration**
*and go with the one I chose first!*
**[11:34] Vigne**
Here goes nothing.
**[11:40] Vigne**
Strawberry!
**[11:42] Vigne**
I'm safe! How about you, Raphi?
**[11:46] Vigne**
H-Hey, are you okay?
**[11:49] Raphi**
I'm safe, too!
**[11:51] Vigne**
Then why that face?!
**[11:53] Vigne**
Phew, I was so scared.
**[11:56] Raphi**
Let's do this again sometime.
**[11:57] Vigne**
Let's keep the stakes lower next time.
**[12:00] Vigne narration**
*I'm glad, though.*
**[12:02] Vigne narration**
*We had a nice chat today.*
**[12:04] Vigne narration**
*I feel like I know Raphi a little better.*
**[12:07] Raphi**
Something on your mind?
**[12:08] Vigne**
Nothing.
**[12:11] Vigne**
Huh? Isn't that Satania?
**[12:13] Raphi**
What?!
**[12:14] Vigne**
Is she heading home from school?
**[12:17] Vigne**
Huh?
**[12:17] Raphi**
Satania-san!
**[12:19] Raphi**
We have one leftover cream puff.
Would you like it?
**[12:23] Vigne**
Dang, she's *fast*!
**[12:27] Satania**
This is pretty good.
**[12:28] Raphi**
Huh?
**[12:29] Vigne**
Satania's taste-deaf.
**[12:34] Satania**
Finally, the day is upon us...
**[12:37] Satania**
The day I enter a coffee shop!
**[12:39] Satania narration**
* Its intimidating atmosphere*
* made it difficult to enter,*
**[12:43] Satania narration**
*so I'd kicked the can down the road.*
**[12:45] Satania narration**
* But I require exhaustive*
* knowledge of all things human.*
**[12:48] Satania narration**
*And so, I must go down this road!*
**[12:51] Satania**
Forward!
**[12:53] Gab**
C'mon in.
**[12:54] Satania**
G-Gabriel?!
**[13:00] Gab**
Thanks for comin'.
**[13:03] Master**
Tenma-kun, did you just
do something to that customer?
**[13:07] Gab**
I slugged her and threw her out.
**[13:09] Master**
Slugged her?!
**[13:10] Gab**
Oh, but it's okay.
**[13:12] Gab**
I know her from school.
**[13:14] Master**
You still can't hit her!
**[13:17] Satania**
What was that for, Gabriel?!
**[13:18] Gab**
Plus, she can take a beating.
**[13:24] Master**
I see, so you're a friend of Tenma-kun's.
**[13:28] Satania**
Something like that.
**[13:30] Satania**
To be exact, we're rivals.
**[13:32] Master narration**
*Over their grades?*
**[13:34] Master**
I apologize for earlier.
**[13:36] Master**
Tenma-kun was shy about
being seen in her uniform.
**[13:40] Satania**
Servitude looks good on you, Gabriel.
**[13:43] Master**
You see, Tenma-kun?
**[13:44] Gab**
Oh, no.
**[13:45] Gab**
I'd rather die than get
ordered around by her,
**[13:49] Gab**
so I wanted to do her in first. That's all.
**[13:51] Master**
You're scaring me, Tenma-kun!
**[13:54] Master**
Miss, as an apology,
**[13:56] Master**
would you like something on the house?
**[13:58] Satania**
Really?! I can have anything? For free?
**[14:01] Master**
Yes, of course.
**[14:02] Satania**
Then get me the most
expensive liquor you've got.
**[14:05] Gab**
Girl, do you know
what a coffee shop is?
**[14:08] Gab**
They don't serve alcohol here.
**[14:10] Satania**
No liquor? Some coffee shop this is.
**[14:13] Gab**
Can you even drink it, anyway?
**[14:15] Satania**
Never had it!
**[14:16] [SONG] Text**
Coffee
Roasted House Blend
Coffee Americanto
Kilimanjaroy
Blue Mountain
Red Mountain
**[14:17] Satania**
Okay, then I'll settle for the house blend.
**[14:21] Master**
One cup of the house blend?
**[14:23] Master**
Truth be told, I'm quite proud
of my house blend.
**[14:28] Master**
To attain my flavor and fragrance,
I use five types of—
**[14:30] Gab**
Master, we don't need to hear the spiel.
**[14:33] Master**
N-No?
***SIGN*** Coffee Farmer Mr. Bovee (52)
**[14:34] Master**
But I should explain for—
**[14:36] Gab**
Not necessary.
**[14:39] Gab**
Here's your coffee. Drink up and get out.
**[14:42] Satania**
Huh?
**[14:43] Gab**
Huh?
**[14:44] Satania**
Shouldn't that be,
"Here's your coffee, *miss*"?
**[14:47] Gab**
Why should I be polite to *you*?
**[14:51] Satania**
Because I'm the customer!
**[14:53] Satania**
Now, chop-chop!
**[14:56] Gab**
Here's your coffee, *miss*.
**[15:00] Gab**
May I spill this on you?
**[15:02] Satania**
No, you may not!
**[15:04] Satania**
H-Hey!
**[15:05] Gab**
Understood, *miss*.
**[15:06] Gab**
Would you like sugar
and milk spilled with it?
**[15:10] Satania**
Why would you spill *anything*?!
**[15:11] Satania**
Just put the coffee down in front of me!
**[15:14] Satania**
Give the spilling thing a rest.
**[15:16] Satania**
Just do your job, will you?!
**[15:18] Gab**
I'm *so* sorry. I'm a clumsy waitress.
**[15:22] Satania**
I'll say.
**[15:23] Gab**
May I go now?
**[15:25] Satania**
Leave the coffee with me!
**[15:28] Master narration**
* It looks like they're squabbling.*
* Is everything okay?*
**[15:31] Gab**
What, did you want to
drink coffee that badly?
**[15:34] Master narration**
*Oh! They're talking about coffee!*
**[15:37] Satania**
Oh, please. It's not like
I wanted to drink coffee!
**[15:41] Satania**
I couldn't care less about the coffee.
**[15:43] Satania**
I just want to see you serve me.
**[15:46] Satania**
The coffee is nothing more
than a means to that end!
**[15:49] Satania**
It's like the extra cookie
when you buy a devil's dozen!
**[15:54] Master**
T-Tenma-kun.
**[15:56] Master**
Please, give her the coffee.
**[15:59] Master**
My heart can't take much more of this.
**[16:01] Gab**
Sure...
**[16:05] Gab**
Your coffee, *miss*.
**[16:08] Satania**
That was awfully quiet,
but I'll let it slide today.
**[16:12] Gab**
You'll regret this.
**[16:14] Satania**
My throat's dry from shouting,
**[16:17] Satania**
thanks to a certain somebody.
**[16:19] Gab**
Shut up and drink it.
**[16:23] Satania**
It's cold!
**[16:24] Satania**
It sucks!
**[16:33] Master narration**
*Youngsters are a riddle to me.*
**[16:36] Master narration**
*Maybe my coffee just isn't for them.*
**[16:40] Master**
Welcome!
**[16:42] Vigne**
Table for one, please.
**[16:45] Master narration**
*Another youngster!*
**[16:48] Master**
A-Are you ready to order?
**[16:51] Vigne**
Um...
**[16:53] Vigne**
I'll have the house blend.
**[16:57] Master**
Are you *absolutely* sure
you'd like the house blend?
**[17:01] Vigne**
Yes.
**[17:02] Master**
It might not suit your tastes.
**[17:04] Vigne**
I think it'll be fine.
**[17:09] Master**
E-Enjoy.
**[17:16] Vigne**
Delicious!
**[17:18] Master**
Huh?!
**[17:19] Vigne**
This is the best coffee I've ever had!
**[17:23] Vigne**
Is it made in any special way?
**[17:27] Master**
T-Truth be told,
**[17:29] Master**
I'm quite proud of my house blend.
***SIGN*** Coffee Angel
**[17:32] Master**
To attain my flavor and fragrance,
**[17:34] Master**
I use five types of coffee beans.
***SIGN*** Coffee Angel
**[17:38] Master narration**
*She's an angel!*
***SIGN*** Demon
***SIGN*** Dehumidify
***SIGN*** Airflow
***SIGN*** Deodorize
***SIGN*** Temp
***SIGN*** High Power
***SIGN*** Off
**[17:49] Gab**
Crap. The air's dead.
**[17:52] Gab**
Yeah, right. No way.
No way in Hell it's broken.
**[17:55] Gab**
One minute, and it'll come on.
**[18:11] Gab**
Damn it!
***SIGN*** Sweat
**[18:13] Gab narration**
* No air on a day like today?*
* I'll die, like, for reals!*
**[18:16] Gab**
What in Hell was God thinking,
creating a season like this?!
**[18:20] Gab**
Gotta call a repairman, stat.
**[18:29] Gab narration**
*I'm getting devoured by mosquitoes.*
**[18:32] Gab narration**
*As if the heat weren't bad enough!*
**[18:40] Gab**
How many of you are there?
**[18:43] Gab**
Do you want my blood that badly?!
**[18:46] Gab**
You stupid bugs better bug off, or else.
**[18:49] Gab**
Angel Shield!
**[18:53] Gab**
If my body's enveloped by a holy aura,
**[18:55] Gab**
mosquitoes won't dare come near.
**[18:57] Gab**
I think.
**[19:00] Gab**
Oh, it's on now!
**[19:05] Gab**
I'll take you all on at once! Come at me!
**[19:11] Gab**
What?!
***SIGN*** Ding Dong
**[19:15] Satania**
Gabriel!
**[19:16] Satania**
I'm bored! Amuse me!
**[19:18] Satania**
The great archdemon Satanichia is here!
**[19:25] Gab**
Listen, you damn demon,
**[19:27] Gab**
you caught me in one hell of a bad mood.
**[19:30] Gab**
Screw with me, and I'll smash open
that empty skull of yours.
**[19:34] Gab**
I'm going out. Fix the door
by the time I get back!
**[19:45] Vigne**
I'm sorry. No soliciting, please.
**[19:49] Gab**
I'm not here to evangelize.
Just let me in!
**[19:52] Vigne**
You're all sticky!
**[19:57] Gab**
Blessed be all living things.
**[20:00] Vigne**
So you're here because your air
conditioning died and mosquitoes got in?
**[20:04] Gab**
Yes.
**[20:05] Gab**
This dump's the only place
where I can beat the heat.
**[20:08] Vigne**
Watch your mouth, now.
**[20:10] Vigne**
Anyway, you should go take a bath.
**[20:13] Gab**
That's such a pain.
**[20:15] Gab**
I know! I bestow upon you
the privilege of washing my back.
**[20:20] Vigne**
I respectfully decline.
**[20:22] Gab**
Tch. And here I was gonna
let you to bathe me.
**[20:26] Vigne**
Hey, why are you stripping out here?!
**[20:29] Vigne**
There's a changing room!
**[20:30] Gab**
We're both girls. Who cares?
**[20:35] Gab**
Besides, the holy light
keeps things family-friendly.
**[20:38] Vigne**
Where's that weird light coming from?!
**[20:40] Gab**
Where's the bath?
**[20:42] Gab**
That's much better. It was a great bath.
**[20:46] Vigne**
Looks like my T-shirt's
a little too big for you.
**[20:49] Gab**
Whatevs.
**[20:51] Gab**
I dress like this at home anyway.
**[20:54] Vigne**
Why'd you just sniff my shirt?!
**[20:56] Gab**
You smell so good, Vigne-chan.
**[20:59] Vigne**
Cut that out! Sit down already.
**[21:02] Vigne**
Now, show me where the mosquitoes bit you.
**[21:05] Vigne**
I'll put cream on them.
**[21:07] Gab**
Wow, rolling out the red carpet?
**[21:10] Gab**
My back's been itching like crazy.
**[21:13] Vigne**
They got you good, huh?
**[21:16] Vigne**
Okay, roll up your shirt.
**[21:17] Gab**
You got it.
**[21:23] Vigne**
Well, now.
**[21:24] Vigne**
What a cute squeal you have, Gab.
**[21:28] Gab**
No! You just put it on before I was ready!
**[21:31] Gab**
You... dumb Dora!
**[21:33] Vigne**
"Dumb Dora"?!
**[21:34] Vigne**
Okay, I'm going to do it again.
**[21:36] Gab**
All right, bring it on!
**[21:37] Vigne**
Ready?
**[21:38] Gab**
Bring it!
**[21:42] Gab**
Whew, I'm stuffed.
**[21:44] Gab**
Thanks for feeding me.
**[21:48] Gab**
Got any dessert?
**[21:49] Vigne**
No.
**[21:50] Vigne**
Going back tonight?
**[21:51] Gab**
Nah, I'll stay over.
**[21:53] Gab**
Oh, but...
**[21:54] Vigne**
But what?
**[21:55] Gab**
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
**[21:58] Vigne**
If you forgot about it,
it's probably not important.
**[22:01] Gab**
True 'nuff!
# 4 - Summer Vacation, Ho!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:03] Vigne**
Beach trip!
**[00:05] Gab**
Okay? Don't let us stop you.
**[00:07] Vigne**
Summer's just around the corner!
**[00:09] Vigne**
Our first long break in the human world!
***SIGN*** Summer Memories
**[00:13] Vigne**
I already made the guidebook!
**[00:15] Gab**
Someone's excited.
**[00:17] Raphi**
Please allow me to join you.
**[00:19] Vigne**
Of course!
**[00:21] Satania narration**
*A beach trip, you say?*
**[00:23] Satania narration**
* How dare you exclude me*
* from this conversation?!*
**[00:26] Satania narration**
*What about* my *input on the trip?*
**[00:29] Vigne**
When should we go?
**[00:30] Vigne**
I was thinking the start
of the break would best.
**[00:33] Satania narration**
*How dare you decide the date without me?!*
**[00:36] Raphi**
I'm afraid I don't have a swimsuit.
**[00:38] Raphi**
Shall we go shopping after school?
**[00:40] Satania narration**
*Excuse me, I don't have one, either!*
**[00:43] Gab**
Count me out.
**[00:45] Gab**
The beach? What a drag.
**[00:46] Vigne**
Don't be like that, Gab. We're all going!
**[00:49] Satania narration**
*Hey!*
**[00:50] Satania narration**
*You keep advancing the plans without me!*
**[00:53] Satania narration**
*What's the big idea?!*
**[00:56] Satania narration**
* Maybe they're being considerate*
* because I'm always so busy?*
**[01:01] Satania narration**
*Yeah, that's got to be it.*
**[01:02] Satania narration**
*A rising morning star like myself
*always *has a jam-packed schedule.*
***SIGN*** Closing Ceremony
***SIGN*** Episode 4 Summer Vacation, Ho!
**[02:41] Vigne**
Okay, so...
**[02:42] Satania**
Wow, I am *so* available.
**[02:44] Satania**
It's almost summer vacation,
but my schedule's pretty empty.
**[02:48] Satania**
It's a miracle. I've got no plans.
**[02:50] Satania**
It's the *perfect* chance
to hang out with me.
**[02:53] Satania**
It's hot, so a place where I could
go for a dip would be *great*.
**[02:56] Satania**
Like, I don't know, the *beach*.
**[02:58] Satania**
Ah, I'm so free!
**[03:02] Gab**
Wow, was she trying to be subtle just now?
**[03:04] Gab**
That was sad.
In more than one way.
**[03:06] Vigne**
I was going to invite her later, but, uh...
**[03:09] Vigne**
I'll go tell Satania about our beach plans.
**[03:13] Raphi**
Allow me to tell her.
**[03:16] Raphi**
Satania-san!
**[03:18] Satania narration**
*My invite!*
**[03:19] Satania**
D-Do you want something?
**[03:21] Raphi**
Actually, we're planning
a trip to the beach.
**[03:25] Satania**
Oh, really?
**[03:27] Raphi**
That's all.
**[03:29] Raphi**
I told her.
**[03:31] Vigne**
You're a monster!
**[03:33] Vigne**
Look at poor Satania! She's traumatized!
**[03:35] Vigne**
You were supposed to invite her!
**[03:37] Raphi**
Oh, dear. I didn't realize.
**[03:40] Vigne**
It's common sense!
**[03:44] Gab**
Satania!
**[03:47] Gab**
Hey, so, about the beach...
**[03:49] Satania**
Huh? Wh-What?
**[03:51] Gab**
I decided to go, after all.
I'll have your share of fun, too, 'kay?
**[03:55] Vigne**
She went in for the kill!
***SIGN*** Summer Memories
**[03:58] Vigne**
Here, Satania.
**[04:00] Vigne**
This guidebook is for you.
**[04:02] Vigne**
Come with us on our beach trip.
**[04:10] Satania**
If you insist.
**[04:12] Satania**
I *suppose* I can go with you.
I hope you're grateful!
**[04:16] Vigne**
Are there any questions?
**[04:18] Satania**
Me!
**[04:20] Vigne**
What is it, Satania?
**[04:21] Satania**
Who's bringing the kitchen sink?
**[04:24] Gab**
What kind of question is that?
**[04:25] Raphi**
Apparently, in the human world,
**[04:28] Raphi**
someone must ask
this question before a trip.
**[04:31] Gab**
That's stupid.
**[04:33] Vigne**
See page three of the guidebook.
**[04:36] Gab**
You put that in?
**[04:38] Gab**
I have a question, too.
**[04:41] Vigne**
What is it?
**[04:42] Gab**
Is the beach fun if you can't swim?
**[04:46] Satania**
Gabriel, you can't swim? How lame.
**[04:50] Satania**
Aw, would widdle Gabwiel
wike me to teach her?
**[04:53] Gab**
Just imagining it makes
me want to puke. Nope.
**[04:57] Satania**
Why?!
**[04:59] Vigne**
Don't worry.
**[05:00] Vigne**
There's plenty to do
out of the water where we're going.
**[05:03] Vigne**
There's even a highly-rated cabana café!
**[05:06] Vigne**
Page 25 has tips on
different swimming styles
**[05:09] Vigne**
and instructions on what to do
if someone drowns, so check it in advance.
**[05:13] Gab**
What else is in that guidebook? Revelations?
**[05:18] Raphi**
Vigne-san! I found an error
in this guidebook!
**[05:21] Vigne**
Huh? Sorry. Where?
**[05:24] Raphi**
The page with charts of our
body measurements is missing!
**[05:28] Vigne**
There's no such page.
**[05:30] Raphi**
Well, I look forward to seeing it next time.
**[05:32] Vigne**
Prophecy for next time: not happening.
**[05:35] [SONG] Text**
Operation:
Summer Vacation Beach Trip!
Splash
**[05:36] Vigne**
Moving on, let's decide on a day.
When's good for you all?
**[05:39] Satania**
The sooner, the better!
**[05:41] Raphi**
How does a weekday in the first week sound?
**[05:43] Vigne**
Sounds good. What time should we meet up?
**[05:48] Vigne**
Great! It's a date!
**[05:50] Raphi**
Thank you for arranging the trip.
I can't wait to visit the beach.
**[05:54] Vigne**
The only hurdle left now is final exams.
**[05:57] Gab**
Shoot, I forgot about those! What a pain.
**[06:01] Satania**
Exams, schmexams. They can't stop me!
**[06:04] Satania**
The beach is calling my name!
**[06:06] Raphi**
But if you fail your exams,
**[06:09] Raphi**
wouldn't you have remedial classes
for the first half of vacation?
**[06:14] Raphi**
Are you ready for them?
**[06:16] Vigne**
I'll be fine.
**[06:18] Gab**
Me, too.
**[06:28] Satania**
Summer vacation!
**[06:29] Vigne**
The beach!
**[06:31] Vigne**
The station!
**[06:32] Satania**
The beach!
**[06:36] Satania**
Hey, what gives?!
It's raining cats and dogs!
**[06:39] Vigne**
Yup... There was a 60% chance of rain.
**[06:42] Satania**
Is there anything we can do?
**[06:44] Gab**
Let me think...
**[06:47] Gab**
All we can do is go home!
**[06:48] Satania**
Why are *you* beaming like the sun?!
**[06:50] Gab**
I didn't want to come in the first place.
**[06:52] Satania**
You heartless angel!
**[06:54] Satania**
What do I do with
this disappointed dolphin?!
**[06:57] Gab**
Deflate it.
**[06:58] Vigne**
Well, we can't change the weather.
**[07:00] Satania**
What?!
**[07:02] Satania**
Can't... Can't someone do something?
**[07:05] Vigne**
If I could have, I would have.
**[07:07] Raphi**
Yes. Thank you.
**[07:11] Vigne**
Raphi? What was that about?
**[07:13] Raphi**
Oh, just a quick phone call
to an acquaintance.
**[07:18] Satania**
Hey! Look at the sky!
**[07:20] Vigne**
The sky?
**[07:21] Satania**
There's a break in the clouds!
**[07:25] Satania**
Yes! It cleared up!
**[07:29] Gab**
You pulled some strings
up there, didn't you?
**[07:32] Raphi**
It seems that Heaven has heard our prayers.
**[07:34] Gab**
Literally, thanks to you!
**[07:35] Satania**
Come on, you slowpokes, let's go!
**[07:39] Gab**
She doesn't suspect a thing.
**[07:42] Vigne**
Well, what's done is done. Shall we?
**[07:47] Gab**
Well, this sucks.
**[07:48] Gab**
Just when I thought it'd get canceled.
***SIGN*** Changing Room
***SIGN*** Showers
**[07:54] Satania**
How long does it take to change, slowpokes?
**[07:57] Gab**
You haven't changed yet, either.
**[08:00] Satania**
Wet behind the ears already, are we?
**[08:02] Satania**
Watch and learn.
**[08:04] Satania**
Voila! I wore my swimsuit under my clothes!
**[08:07] Satania**
The things you say can actually be useful!
***SIGN*** Changing Room
***SIGN*** Showers
**[08:12] Satania**
First one out's a great archdemon!
**[08:15] Gab**
Someone's hyper.
**[08:20] Gab**
You didn't wear your swimsuit under yours?
**[08:22] Raphi**
No.
**[08:27] Everyone**
It's the beach!
**[08:29] Vigne**
It's so big!
**[08:33] Satania**
Look! It's not all murky!
**[08:35] Vigne**
I know! And there aren't any terrifying
or weird creatures around, either.
**[08:40] Gab**
And you guys still visit your beaches?
**[08:43] Satania**
Let's hit that water!
**[08:45] Satania**
Huh? Where's Gabriel?
**[08:50] Gab**
I'm staying right here
in the shade of this parasol.
**[08:53] Girls**
What?!
**[08:54] Satania**
Are you out of your mind?!
We're at the beach!
**[08:58] Vigne**
Come play with us!
**[09:00] Gab**
The 'Net's more fun than the beach.
**[09:02] Vigne**
But it's our first trip to the beach!
**[09:05] Vigne**
You haven't even given it a chance!
**[09:08] Satania**
Very well, Gabriel.
**[09:10] Satania**
We shall educate you
on the pleasures of the beach.
**[09:13] Satania**
And once you've seen the light,
**[09:15] Satania**
you will join us in the water!
**[09:18] Gab**
Whatever floats your boat.
**[09:20] Girls**
Yay!
**[09:21] Gab**
But isn't it your guys' first time
at a human beach, too?
**[09:28] Satania**
I'll lead us off.
**[09:30] Satania**
I'm going to teach you about...
**[09:31] Satania**
Surfing!
**[09:33] Vigne**
Surfing?
**[09:34] Satania**
I saw it on TV. It looked super fun!
**[09:38] Vigne**
It looks super hard, too!
**[09:40] Satania**
Well, I'm gonna go hang ten.
**[09:45] Raphi**
Ah! She's getting on the dolphin!
**[09:47] Raphi**
She's up!
**[09:48] Vigne**
Way to go, Satania!
**[09:52] Vigne**
And she's down.
**[09:57] Satania**
It's salty!
**[09:58] Gab**
Guess I'll head home.
**[09:59] Vigne**
Okay! I'm up next!
**[10:02] Vigne**
You can have plenty of fun
on the beach, even if you can't swim.
**[10:05] Vigne**
For instance, you can play with sand.
**[10:07] Vigne**
On that note...
**[10:09] Vigne**
I'll show you how to build a sand castle!
**[10:13] Vigne**
First, gather sand.
**[10:15] Vigne**
Use water and a mister bottle
to keep it from collapsing.
**[10:19] Vigne**
Then, sculpt it
into shape, little by little.
**[10:31] Gab**
Boring.
**[10:32] Vigne**
Gasp!
**[10:34] Raphi**
Oh, my. Is it my turn now?
**[10:38] Vigne**
Please, Raphi, you're our last hope!
**[10:41] Raphi**
I'll do my best.
**[10:43] Raphi**
Satania-san, I'll need your assistance.
**[10:47] Satania**
Me? Can't Vignette do it?
**[10:49] Raphi**
Only the noble and exalted archdemon
Satania-san is fit for the task.
**[10:54] Satania**
Okay! Leave it to me!
**[10:58] Satania**
Huh?
**[10:59] Raphi**
Allow me to demonstrate
watermelon-splitting.
**[11:01] Satania**
Hey, wait a minute!
**[11:04] Raphi**
A game where you use a bat
to split open a watermelon.
**[11:07] Satania**
Okay, then why did you bury *me*?!
**[11:09] Gab**
Hey, now, this actually looks kinda fun.
**[11:12] Satania**
Hey! Get unexcited again!
**[11:14] Vigne**
Satania... You're even willing
to put your life on the line?
**[11:18] Satania**
Help me out here!
**[11:20] Gab**
I'm beginning to see the light.
**[11:23] Gab**
You guys win.
**[11:24] Gab**
I'll play with you.
**[11:27] Raphi**
Okay, allow me to blindfold you.
**[11:29] Gab**
I'm ready.
**[11:30] Satania**
I'm not!
**[11:33] Gab**
Now, then...
**[11:35] Satania**
It's off! The blindfold's off!
**[11:37] Vigne**
Ready, start!
**[11:39] Satania**
Don't start!
**[11:41] Raphi**
To the right. It's more to the right.
**[11:43] Satania**
She can see! There's no point
in shouting directions to her!
**[11:47] Vigne**
Keep going straight!
**[11:49] Satania**
Stay away!
**[11:56] Satania**
No!
**[12:01] Gab**
Okay, what's next?
**[12:03] Vigne**
Hold on.
**[12:05] Vigne**
Other beach activities include...
**[12:09] Vigne**
Take this!
**[12:11] Raphi**
It's cold.
**[12:13] Gab**
Take this!
**[12:15] Satania**
It's slimy! What *is* this?
**[12:18] Gab**
A sea cucumber.
**[12:19] Satania**
Take this!
**[12:22] Gab**
What if that stung me?!
**[12:24] Gab**
Take this!
**[12:26] Satania**
You started it!
**[12:28] Gab**
Take this, and this, and this!
**[12:29] Satania**
Take this, and this, and this!
***SIGN*** Ice
**[12:34] Vigne**
It's so cold.
**[12:36] Raphi**
It's delightful.
**[12:41] Gab**
Hey, what's the big idea?
**[12:43] Vigne**
It's another human beach tradition.
**[12:46] Gab**
Oh, please...
**[12:47] Gab**
Huh? Wait.
**[12:49] Gab**
Oh, shoot. This feels kinda nice.
**[12:53] Gab**
Dude...
**[13:03] Raphi**
You look dreamy, Gab-chan.
**[13:04] Gab**
Huh? What? What did you do to me?
**[13:10] Gab**
Okay, that should do it.
**[13:12] Vigne**
Very sexy.
**[13:14] Raphi**
Camera, camera!
**[13:15] Satania**
Huh? What? What'd you do for me?
**[13:21] Satania**
Huh?! Wh-What are *you* doing here?!
**[13:32] Satania**
No. No way. Not that!
**[13:35] Satania**
Stop!
**[13:40] Gab**
Relax. It's seawater.
**[13:43] Satania**
I'll get you for this!
**[13:46] Satania**
It's salty!
**[13:47] Raphi**
Good job, sweetie.
***SIGN*** Changing Room
***SIGN*** Showers
**[13:53] Gab**
So you wore your swimsuit under
**[13:56] Gab**
and forgot to bring underwear.
**[13:58] Gab**
Saw that coming.
**[14:01] Raphi**
Oh, you poor thing.
**[14:03] Satania**
You planned this! You demon!
**[14:06] Gab**
You're the demon.
**[14:08] Satania**
You angel!
**[14:10] Raphi**
Yes?
**[14:12] Vigne**
I bought you underthings.
**[14:14] Satania**
Well done, slave. I commend you.
**[14:18] Satania**
I'm sorry!
**[14:23] Gab**
I'm *beat*. My muscles are
going to *kill* me tomorrow.
**[14:27] Satania**
How weak. I could keep playing for hours.
**[14:31] Vigne**
But aren't you glad you came, Gab?
**[14:36] Gab**
It had its moments.
**[16:33] Vigne**
Take the squash and chop, chop.
**[16:36] Vigne**
Smash, smash, smash it up
and make a lovely squash soup.
**[16:42] Vigne**
Summer vacation sure was fun.
**[16:45] Vigne**
Everything was so different and new.
**[16:49] Vigne**
Today's the last day.
**[16:50] Vigne**
I'm going to enjoy every second of it!
**[16:54] Gab**
Vigne, lemme copy your homework!
Can I come over?
**[16:59] Vigne**
I told you, call first. What is it now?
**[17:01] Gab**
I didn't do my homework!
Lemme copy yours!
**[17:03] Gab**
Can I come over?
**[17:04] Vigne**
Copy my homework, no.
**[17:06] Vigne**
And you're already over, so stop asking.
**[17:09] Vigne**
Why do you assume
I'll let you copy my homework?
**[17:12] Gab**
Because that's the kind of person you are!
Because I have faith!
**[17:16] Vigne**
In a demon?!
**[17:18] Gab**
Besides, you more or less
expected this, didn't you?
**[17:21] Vigne**
Well, I did think you
wouldn't do your homework.
**[17:24] Gab**
There you go, sweetie.
**[17:27] Gab**
Now, hand over your homework, okay?
**[17:30] Vigne**
Since when am *I* the child
throwing a tantrum?
**[17:33] Vigne**
You won't learn from copying
someone else's homework.
**[17:37] Vigne**
Are you listening?
**[17:38] Gab**
I called Raphiel, too.
Three heads are better than two!
**[17:42] Vigne**
For keeping me stuck here at home!
**[17:45] Vigne**
Okay, fine. But only this once.
**[17:48] Gab**
Faith moves Mount Vigne.
**[17:50] Vigne**
And you're doing *half* of it by yourself.
**[17:52] Gab**
Come on...
**[17:53] Vigne**
Because I'll have to sit
on another baby, too.
**[17:57] Satania**
Vignette, lemme copy your homework!
I forgot all about it!
**[18:00] Vigne**
I knew you would. So sit.
**[18:04] Raphi**
Satania-san,
**[18:06] Raphi**
this textbook is very helpful.
**[18:09] Satania**
Is it? Let me see.
**[18:13] Raphi**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[18:15] Raphi**
This is the demon exorcism
textbook we used in Heaven.
**[18:18] Satania**
It's not going to help me!
I'm a demon! Get it away!
**[18:24] Vigne**
So if you use this formula...
**[18:25] Gab**
Oh, I get it.
**[18:27] Satania**
Hey, how did you two meet, anyway?
**[18:31] Vigne**
Huh?
**[18:32] Satania**
It was before school started, right?
**[18:34] Raphi**
Oh, I would also like to know.
**[18:38] Vigne**
I'd rather not remember that.
**[18:40] Satania**
Huh? Why?
**[18:42] Vigne**
Well...
**[18:44] Vigne**
Because it taught me
that there are things in life
**[18:47] Vigne**
that you can't change,
no matter how hard you try.
**[18:51] Satania**
Wh-What happened?
**[18:53] Gab**
Yeah, did something major happen?
**[18:55] Gab**
Nothing special's coming to mind here.
**[18:58] Satania**
No trauma here?!
**[19:00] Satania**
Tell us. It sounds interesting.
**[19:03] Vigne**
Are you sure? It's really not.
**[19:06] Vigne**
Well, okay.
**[19:08] Vigne**
So, on my first day in the human world,
**[19:13] Vigne**
I got lost trying to find my apartment.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Vigne**
It should be somewhere around here...
**[19:21] (Flashback) Gab**
Excuse me.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Vigne**
Huh?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Gab**
Can I be of assistance?
**[19:25] Vigne narration**
*Oh, what a cute girl!*
**[19:28] Vigne narration**
*Silky blonde hair, clear blue eyes.*
**[19:31] Vigne narration**
*She's like a doll.*
**[19:34] (Flashback) Gab**
Is there something on my face?
**[19:36] (Flashback) Vigne**
Um, no!
**[19:37] (Flashback) Vigne**
Actually, I think I'm a little lost.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Gab**
Oh, dear. How awful.
**[19:43] (Flashback) Gab**
If it wouldn't be a bother,
**[19:45] (Flashback) Gab**
may I help you find your destination?
**[19:48] Vigne**
So that's how we first met.
**[19:50] Satania**
Time out!
**[19:52] Satania**
Met *who*?! Who is *that*?!
**[19:54] Vigne**
Like I said, that's Gabriel.
**[19:56] Gab**
Yup.
**[19:57] Satania**
Don't lie! No way in Hell that's her!
**[19:59] Vigne**
Oh, right. Satania doesn't know about that.
**[20:02] Satania**
Know what?
**[20:03] Raphi**
In Heaven, Gab-chan was
ever so lovely and kind.
**[20:06] Raphi**
She was a model student.
**[20:09] Raphi**
Not that Gab-chan isn't lovely now.
**[20:11] Satania**
No way!
**[20:13] Gab**
What?
**[20:14] Satania**
So that's what "a shadow
of oneself" means.
**[20:17] Gab**
Shut up.
**[20:18] Vigne**
Anyway, she showed me the way.
**[20:21] (Flashback) Gab**
Um... I believe it should be
right down this street.
**[20:25] (Flashback) Vigne**
Thank you. You didn't have to take
the time to show me the way.
**[20:29] (Flashback) Gab**
Oh, it's nothing. As they say,
a friend in need is a friend indeed.
**[20:33] (Flashback) Gab**
Is there a reason why you moved here?
**[20:36] (Flashback) Gab**
If you don't mind my asking.
**[20:38] (Flashback) Vigne**
I'm attending a nearby
high school this spring.
**[20:41] (Flashback) Gab**
What a coincidence! I am, too!
**[20:44] (Flashback) Vigne**
Really?
**[20:45] (Flashback) Gab**
I'll be attending Maiten High School.
**[20:48] (Flashback) Vigne**
Maiten? Me, too!
**[20:50] (Flashback) Gab**
How incredible! It must be
fate that we met today!
**[20:55] (Flashback) Gab**
There is no doubt in my mind
that God brought us together!
**[20:59] Satania**
Stop! Stop!
**[21:01] Vigne**
What?
**[21:02] Satania**
I know I told you to tell us, but...
**[21:05] Satania**
Sorry, it's creepy.
**[21:07] Vigne**
Should I stop?
**[21:08] Satania**
No, I'll listen.
**[21:10] Satania**
But how does Gabriel feel,
hearing about her past?
**[21:14] Gab**
Yeah, I was young and stupid.
**[21:17] Satania**
It hasn't even been half a year!
**[21:19] Satania**
She's making all this up, right?
**[21:22] Raphi**
It sounds exactly like the Gab-chan I knew.
**[21:25] Satania**
For real?
**[21:27] Vigne**
So, thanks to Gab,
I made it to my apartment.
**[21:32] (Flashback) Gab**
Could this be it?
**[21:34] (Flashback) Vigne**
Yes! This is the place!
**[21:36] (Flashback) Gab**
Here. I'm so glad we could find it.
**[21:39] (Flashback) Vigne**
Thank you so much.
**[21:41] (Flashback) Vigne**
I hope we both have
a wonderful time in high school.
**[21:46] (Flashback) Gab**
Yes, indeed.
**[21:48] (Flashback) Vigne**
Thank you so much again.
**[21:51] (Flashback) Vigne**
I guess I'll see you at school.
**[21:53] (Flashback) Gab**
Y-Yes!
**[22:04] (Flashback) Gab**
E-Excuse me!
**[22:07] (Flashback) Gab**
Actually, I also just moved here,
**[22:11] (Flashback) Gab**
a-and I don't have any friends yet...
**[22:14] (Flashback) Gab**
So would you... um...
**[22:17] (Flashback) Gab**
W-Would you...
**[22:20] (Flashback) Gab**
Would you be my friend?
**[22:24] Vigne**
So, yeah, that's how we met.
**[22:27] Vigne**
We started hanging out together—
**[22:32] Vigne**
Why the face?
**[22:34] Satania**
You know, you made me make this face.
**[22:37] Satania**
That was *so* creepy.
**[22:39] Satania**
I could never handle a Gabriel like that.
**[22:42] Raphi**
I think she was lovely.
**[22:44] Satania**
I was so freaked out by that Gabriel
**[22:46] Satania**
that the story went
in one ear and out the other.
**[22:49] Satania**
Can't be her.
**[22:51] Raphi**
Gab-chan was so cute.
**[22:53] Vigne**
She was such a good girl when we met.
**[22:56] Satania**
Huh?
**[22:58] Satania**
Wait, what about the "things in life
that you can't change" thing?
**[23:01] Vigne**
Oh, *that*...
**[23:03] Vigne**
That would be later,
in *2 Gabriel*, "The Fall."
**[23:07] Vigne**
This was *1 Gabriel*, "Meeting."
**[23:09] Satania**
It's a series of *books*?!
**[23:12] Vigne**
That's enough, isn't it? Let's stop here.
**[23:15] Satania**
No way! The next part's
what I wanted to hear!
**[23:19] Vigne**
I want to remember the next part even less.
**[23:21] Satania**
What?
**[23:23] Satania**
Okay, if I finish this page
all on my own, you have to tell me!
**[23:27] Vigne**
Well, if you think you can do it,
it's okay with me.
**[23:30] Satania**
All right!
**[23:35] Satania**
Yeah, not happening.
**[23:37] Vigne**
At least try, would you?
# 5 - The Angel Whose Illusions Were Shattered Like Hell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:05] Salaryman**
At this rate— Whoa!
**[00:20] Tapris**
Oxygen concentration nominal.
**[00:23] Tapris**
No toxic substances detected.
**[00:29] Tapris**
What's that?
**[00:32] Tapris**
Felis catus.
**[00:34] Tapris**
A domesticated animal of the human world.
**[00:37] Tapris**
Danger level: D.
**[00:50] Tapris**
Th-That was too close for comfort!
**[00:52] Tapris**
God knows what I would be now
without my Heaven-made providence suit!
**[00:56] Tapris**
The human world is truly
a tightrope over the abyss.
**[00:59] Tapris**
Felis catus, edit. Danger level: B.
**[01:03] Tapris**
Oh, but I'm finally here!
**[01:07] Tapris**
How eagerly I've looked to this day!
**[01:13] Tapris**
I now go forth to love and serve
the venerable Tenma-senpai!
**[02:48] Gab**
Geh.
***SIGN*** Geh
***SIGN*** Episode 5 The Angel Whose Illusions Were Shattered Like Hell
**[02:49] Gab**
Great, I left my wallet in the classroom.
**[02:52] Gab**
I need wings to get through the day
**[02:54] Gab**
after an all-night raid,
but I forget my angel oil.
**[02:59] Gab**
My presence is payment enough. Spit it out!
**[03:01] Tapris**
Um, excuse me...
**[03:03] Gab**
Huh?
**[03:04] Tapris**
I was hoping you could help me.
**[03:06] Gab narration**
*Freak alert!*
**[03:08] Tapris**
Where might I find the
first-year classrooms?
**[03:11] Gab**
Just saying, but you might
want some professional help.
**[03:18] Gab**
You a transfer student or somethin'?
**[03:20] Tapris**
Huh?!
**[03:21] Tapris**
Uh, yes! Something like that.
**[03:24] Gab**
Well, that's perfect.
***SIGN*** Perfect?
**[03:28] Gab**
Could ya' gimme some cash?
**[03:30] Tapris narration**
*What is this person saying?!*
**[03:32] Gab**
I've got a little dilemma. No wallet, see?
**[03:34] Tapris narration**
*Asking a stranger for money?*
**[03:37] Tapris narration**
*Could this be normal in the human world?*
**[03:39] Gab**
Don't worry, I'll pay you back.
**[03:42] Gab**
If I win an extra drink, anyway.
**[03:44] Tapris narration**
*Payback up to chance?!*
**[03:46] Tapris narration**
*In goods, not cash?!*
**[03:48] Tapris narration**
*Wait, I remember studying this in Heaven!*
**[03:51] Tapris narration**
*This is...*
**[03:52] Gab**
Jump for me.
***SIGN*** Clink
***SIGN*** Clink
***SIGN*** Clink
***SIGN*** Clink
**[03:55] Tapris**
A shakedown!
***SIGN*** Shakedown!
**[03:58] Tapris narration**
*Wait, just look at her!*
**[04:00] Tapris narration**
*The dark makeup under her eyes,*
**[04:02] Tapris narration**
*the messy hair, the bossy attitude...*
**[04:06] Tapris narration**
*Could she be what humans call...*
**[04:08] Tapris narration**
*a punk?!*
***SIGN*** Born to Be Holier Than Thou
**[04:11] Tapris narration**
* Lord have mercy!*
* Day one in the human world,*
**[04:14] Tapris narration**
*and I'm getting shaken down by a punk!*
**[04:17] Tapris narration**
* Lord have mercy!*
* Christ have mercy!*
**[04:19] Tapris narration**
*I'm setting this person's danger level to A+!*
**[04:21] Raphi**
Oh, my. Gab-chan?
**[04:24] Raphi**
Buying something?
**[04:26] Gab**
Hey, nice timing.
Could ya' gimme some cash?
**[04:28] Raphi**
I don't mind, but...
**[04:31] Raphi**
Someone you know?
**[04:32] Gab**
Transfer student, I guess.
**[04:35] Raphi**
Is it just me, or is that Tap-chan?
**[04:39] Gab**
"Tap-chan"?
**[04:40] Raphi**
Our underclassman
in angel school, Tapris-chan.
**[04:44] Gab**
Oh, right. Her.
**[04:48] Raphi**
Look. She's even wearing
the angel school uniform.
**[04:51] Gab**
Huh. Thought it looked familiar.
**[04:56] Raphi**
Excuse me.
**[04:57] Tapris narration**
* Sh-She summoned an accomplice?!*
* The scoundrel!*
**[05:00] Tapris narration**
*But I am an angel!*
**[05:02] Tapris**
Do as you will,
I will not give you any money!
**[05:05] Tapris**
I will never yield to evil!
And anyway...
**[05:09] Tapris**
I only have thirty yen on me!
**[05:12] Raphi**
That voice... You *are* Tap-chan!
**[05:15] Tapris**
Yes! I am the holy angel Tapris...
**[05:18] Tapris**
Huh?
**[05:20] Tapris**
Shiraha-senpai?
**[05:22] Raphi**
Yes. It's been ever so long, Tap-chan.
**[05:26] Tapris**
It's wonderful to see you!
**[05:28] Tapris**
Oh, Shiraha-senpai, your face
is a sight for sore eyes!
**[05:32] Raphi**
Your face would be a sight for mine, too.
**[05:35] Tapris**
Oh, how rude of me!
**[05:38] Tapris**
I didn't know what dangers
might lurk in the human world, so...
**[05:42] Raphi**
Tap-chan, what are you doing here?
**[05:45] Tapris**
Well...
**[05:46] (Flashback) Flashback**
If you're ever lonely,
you can come visit me anytime.
**[05:49] Tapris**
I was overcome with loneliness,
so I came to visit Tenma-senpai!
**[05:53] Raphi**
My, my.
**[05:54] Tapris**
In fact, I've been searching
for her classroom, but...
**[05:58] Tapris**
I forgot! I was being
shaken down by a punk!
**[06:02] Raphi**
A punk?
**[06:03] Tapris**
Her! She's a punk!
**[06:07] Tapris**
It's my first day in the human world,
and I've been through Hell already!
**[06:11] Tapris**
But I swear that I will put
the fear of God in her!
**[06:18] Tapris**
Shiraha-senpai?
**[06:23] Tapris**
Huh? What's so funny?
**[06:25] Raphi**
Excuse me.
**[06:28] Raphi**
Well said. All right...
**[06:31] Raphi**
Let's make her change her ways!
**[06:33] Tapris**
Yes!
**[06:33] Gab**
You done yet over there?
**[06:36] Tapris**
What?!
**[06:38] Tapris**
*This* is Tenma-senpai?!
And she's a faillen angel?!
**[06:42] Gab**
Come on. Are you blind?
**[06:44] Tapris**
But...
**[06:51] Tapris**
T-Tenma-senpai!
**[06:53] Tapris**
I've been looking for you all day!
Where have you been?
**[06:57] Gab**
Right in front of you.
**[06:59] Tapris**
What's a "faillen angel"?
**[07:01] Gab**
An angel whose goal in life
is to hole up at home
**[07:04] Gab**
and game all day, every day.
**[07:06] Tapris narration**
*She really is a failure of an angel!*
**[07:09] Tapris**
But what about the you I knew in Heaven?
**[07:11] Gab**
Yeah, that me was a lie.
**[07:13] Tapris**
Gasp!
**[07:15] Tapris narration**
*No...*
**[07:16] Tapris narration**
* The angel I've looked up to*
* for so long... was a lie?!*
**[07:20] Tapris narration**
*Lord have mercy.*
**[07:22] Tapris narration**
*How did this happen?*
**[07:24] Tapris narration**
*What could have caused this?*
**[07:27] Tapris narration**
**Caused *this?*
***SIGN*** Café au Lait
**[07:32] Raphi**
The work of a demon?
**[07:34] Tapris**
Yes! No matter how addicting
human entertainment may be,
**[07:38] Tapris**
it alone could never lead her
to fall into temptation.
**[07:41] Tapris**
I can only conclude that her fall
is the work of a demon.
**[07:47] Raphi**
I see.
**[07:48] Tapris**
Does anything come to mind?
**[07:53] Tapris**
I'd meet the demon
if I came here in half an hour?
**[07:56] Tapris**
What kind of demon could be
waiting for me inside?
**[08:00] Tapris**
Could it be...
**[08:03] Tapris**
No, don't let fear creep into your heart!
**[08:05] Tapris**
I'm saving Tenma-senpai!
**[08:09] Tapris**
Charge!
**[08:11] Tapris**
E-Excuse me...
**[08:17] Tapris**
No one's here?
**[08:19] Satania**
So you've come.
**[08:21] Tapris**
Show yourself!
**[08:22] Satania**
You didn't run away.
I commend you for that.
**[08:25] Tapris**
Show yourself, you coward!
**[08:28] Satania**
As you wish. I shall reveal myself to y—
**[08:32] Satania**
Huh?
**[08:35] Satania**
What the hell?! It won't open!
**[08:43] Satania**
Welcome.
**[08:47] Tapris narration**
*Who is this person?*
**[08:49] Satania**
So we meet, Tapris.
**[08:50] Satania**
Scared speechless, I see.
**[08:53] Satania**
So you're searching
for the cause of Gabriel's fall?
**[08:57] Tapris**
Aren't you going to get out of that?!
**[09:01] Raphi narration**
* I knew that bringing these two together*
* would result in hilarity.*
**[09:05] Raphi narration**
*Now let's see the intensity.*
**[09:07] Tapris**
Do you know something?
**[09:10] Raphi narration**
*What did I miss?!*
**[09:12] Satania**
Do I *know* something?
**[09:16] Satania**
Oh, you poor angel.
**[09:18] Satania**
Very well. As a reward
for making it this far, I shall tell you.
**[09:23] Satania**
Listen well.
**[09:24] Satania**
The cause of Gabriel's fall...
**[09:27] Satania**
is I,
**[09:29] Satania**
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell!
**[09:32] Tapris**
Y-You did this?!
**[09:34] Satania**
Indeed! Gabriel has already
sworn loyalty to me!
**[09:38] Tapris**
You're lying!
**[09:39] Tapris**
Tenma-senpai would never bow before evil!
**[09:43] Satania**
Oh, she was formidable, yes.
**[09:45] Satania**
But before my devilish actions...
***SIGN*** Devilish
Actions
**[09:49] Satania**
She was completely powerless!
**[09:52] Tapris**
Devilish actions?!
**[09:54] Satania**
Behold! The proof.
**[09:57] Tapris**
Waitress?
**[09:59] Satania**
Gabriel is servant to my every whim.
**[10:02] Satania**
I only say the word,
and she will be dressed.
**[10:05] Tapris**
How... How...
**[10:08] Satania**
Your beloved Gabriel, humiliated in garments
of my choosing. How does it feel?
**[10:12] Tapris**
How enviable!
**[10:15] Satania**
Huh?
**[10:16] Tapris**
Oh, that's not what I meant.
**[10:17] Tapris**
How evil!
**[10:19] Tapris**
How dare you play dress-up with her?!
**[10:22] Tapris**
I'll be taking that photo.
**[10:26] Satania**
Huh?
**[10:26] Tapris**
D-Don't misunderstand.
**[10:29] Tapris**
It's my duty to protect her dignity.
**[10:31] Tapris**
It's definitely not because
I want it or anything!
**[10:34] Satania**
Oh, right. If I recall...
**[10:37] Satania**
I had another photo.
**[10:40] Tapris**
What?! Another?!
It mustn't see the light of day!
**[10:43] Satania**
It doesn't have to if—
**[10:44] Tapris**
If I must, I'll look.
**[10:48] Satania**
Here.
**[10:52] Tapris**
H-How did you get that?!
**[10:55] Satania**
I leave it to your imagination.
**[10:57] Tapris**
I-It can't be!
**[10:59] Satania**
You dare defy me, slave? Off with them!
**[11:01] Gabriel**
Yes, Satania-sama...
**[11:03] Tapris**
H-How depraved...
**[11:05] Satania**
I see that you now understand.
**[11:08] Satania**
Gabriel is in my possession.
**[11:13] Tapris**
U-Unforgivable...
**[11:15] Tapris**
Sullying Senpai's purity is an eternal sin!
**[11:19] Tapris**
I declare you a special A-class threat!
**[11:22] Tapris**
I will eliminate you immediately!
**[11:24] Satania**
You're all bark and no bite.
**[11:26] Satania**
But so be it. I'll humor you.
***SIGN*** Shining from Shook Foil
***SIGN*** The Stately Pleasure Dome
**[11:32] Raphi narration**
*Gab-chan... Sorry!*
**[11:34] Raphi narration**
*This is quickly getting out of hand!*
**[11:43] Raphi narration**
*I never thought Tap-chan would be so daring!*
**[11:47] Raphi narration**
*This is better than I imagined!*
**[11:48] Raphi narration**
*What will she do now?*
**[11:51] Tapris narration**
*What do I do now?*
**[11:53] Tapris narration**
*I rushed in like a fool without thinking.*
**[11:56] Tapris narration**
*Now that I* am *thinking...*
**[11:57] Tapris narration**
* Do I stand any chance against*
* someone who defeated Tenma-senpai?*
**[12:02] Satania**
So how shall we settle this?
**[12:04] Tapris**
Um, maybe... peacefully?
**[12:08] Satania**
Peacefully?
***SIGN*** Giddy
**[12:10] Tapris**
Uh, maybe not so much
peacefully as safely...
**[12:14] Tapris**
I mean, erm...
**[12:16] Tapris**
Old Maidly!
**[12:17] Satania**
Old Maid?
**[12:18] Tapris**
Y-Yes, Old Maid!
**[12:21] Satania**
Well, well...
**[12:25] Satania**
Come! I accept your challenge!
**[12:28] Tapris**
I won't lose!
**[12:30] Raphi narration**
* Gab-chan's fate now rests*
* on a game of Old Maid.*
**[12:34] Raphi narration**
*And she doesn't know it!*
**[12:36] Satania**
You're not bad.
**[12:37] Tapris**
Neither are you.
**[12:41] Tapris narration**
*The odds are 50-50.*
**[12:44] Tapris narration**
*All I can do...*
**[12:45] Tapris narration**
*is leave this in God's hands!*
**[12:48] Tapris**
I choose you!
**[12:58] Tapris**
What's the big idea?!
**[12:59] Satania**
Huh?! What idea?
**[13:00] Tapris**
You had an iron grip on that card!
**[13:03] Satania**
N-No, I was... Right!
**[13:05] Satania**
I was giving my hands a workout!
**[13:08] Tapris**
Why would you work them out *now*?!
**[13:12] Satania**
Look! A wild bahamut in the hall!
**[13:14] Tapris**
What? Really?
**[13:17] Tapris**
Where? Where is it?
**[13:18] Satania**
Oops, sorry. Just my wild imagination.
**[13:22] Satania**
Come on. You're holding up
the game. Pick your card.
**[13:25] Tapris**
*You* held up the game.
**[13:30] Satania**
Sucks to be you!
**[13:31] Tapris**
You switched the cards in your hand!
**[13:34] Satania**
Stooping to accusations?
**[13:36] Satania**
Since when was there a rule
**[13:38] Satania**
against switching the cards
in your own hand?
**[13:42] Satania**
Above all else, I am a demon.
**[13:44] Satania**
It's your own fault for being fooled.
**[13:49] Tapris**
You've made your point.
Now, pick your card.
**[13:53] Satania**
Which one is the old maid?
**[13:55] Satania**
This one?
**[13:57] Satania**
Or this one?
***SIGN*** Peep
**[13:59] Tapris**
I-It's not that one.
**[14:02] Satania**
I can read you like a book!
**[14:06] Satania**
Victory is mine!
**[14:08] Tapris narration**
*I lost... I'm sorry, Tenma-senpai!*
**[14:12] Satania**
Now, begone, loser.
I can't stand to look at you.
**[14:18] Tapris**
I-I'll leave you in peace this time!
**[14:21] Tapris**
But I swear that I will pry Tenma-senpai
free from your evil grasp!
**[14:25] Tapris**
Prepare yourself, you demon!
**[14:31] Satania**
That was *awesome*!
**[14:33] Satania**
Who knew forcing an angel to surrender
would feel *this* good?
**[14:39] Raphi**
It was entertainment of the highest caliber.
**[14:41] Satania**
I know, right?
**[14:43] Satania**
Wait, since when were you here?!
**[14:45] Raphi**
And why are you beaming?
**[14:50] Tapris**
I'm lost.
**[14:53] Tapris**
How do I get out of here?
**[14:54] Tapris**
This human school is too big.
**[15:00] Vigne**
Can I help you?
**[15:03] Vigne**
Looking for someone?
**[15:04] Tapris narration**
*I-Is she...*
***SIGN*** Permanent Trust Issues
**[15:07] Tapris narration**
*going to harass me?!*
**[15:09] Tapris narration**
*I'm a bad luck magnet right now.*
**[15:11] Tapris narration**
*More bad things incoming! Abort, abort!*
**[15:13] Vigne**
Hello?
**[15:15] Tapris**
I-I'm fine! Don't mind me!
**[15:18] Tapris**
I'm only pretending to be lost.
**[15:20] Vigne**
Pretending to be lost?
**[15:21] Tapris**
So if you'll excuse—
**[15:23] Vigne**
A-Are you okay?
**[15:30] Vigne**
Good grief. Pick the locker up
when you knock it down.
**[15:35] Vigne**
There. All better.
**[15:37] Tapris**
Th-Thank you.
**[15:39] Tapris**
But I don't have any money, honest!
**[15:43] Vigne**
I'm not going to bill you.
**[15:45] Vigne**
Anyway...
**[15:46] Vigne**
That's not our uniform.
Are you a transfer student?
**[15:50] Vigne**
Let me guess. You got lost?
**[15:52] Tapris**
Erm, well...
**[15:58] Vigne**
So you're in middle school?
**[16:01] Vigne**
No wonder you couldn't find your way out.
**[16:04] Tapris**
I'm thinking of coming here
next year, actually.
**[16:09] Vigne**
So you snuck in to have a look around.
**[16:11] Tapris**
I'm sorry for being a bother.
**[16:15] Vigne**
You're not a bother!
You're a future underclassman.
**[16:19] Tapris narration**
*She's so nice...*
**[16:21] Tapris narration**
* As if she's made of*
* kindness and compassion!*
**[16:26] Vigne**
What is it?
**[16:28] Tapris**
U-Um, may I ask your name?
**[16:30] Vigne**
Me? I'm Tsukinose.
**[16:33] Tapris**
So... Tsukinose-senpai.
**[16:35] Vigne**
"S-Senpai"...
**[16:38] Vigne**
E-Erm, what about yours?
**[16:41] Tapris**
I'm Chisaki.
**[16:44] Vigne**
Chisaki-chan, then.
***SIGN*** Maiten High School
**[16:46] Tapris**
Thank you so much.
**[16:48] Tapris**
You didn't have to take
the time to see me out.
**[16:51] Vigne**
Don't mention it.
**[16:53] Tapris narration**
*Could she be an angel?*
**[16:56] Vigne**
Maybe we could have
a nice chat over tea sometime.
**[16:59] Tapris**
Yes, I'd love that!
**[17:01] Gab**
Hey! What are you doing out here?
**[17:06] Gab**
I searched the whole school for you.
**[17:09] Gab**
I was hoping you'd be so kind
as to let me see your homework.
**[17:13] Vigne**
That was assigned last week!
You still haven't done it?!
**[17:16] Vigne**
Good grief. You still have a day,
so do it yourself tonight.
**[17:20] Gab**
There's an in-game event
I can't miss tonight.
**[17:24] Gab**
I'll do it myself next time, I swear.
**[17:26] Vigne**
You say that *every* time!
**[17:28] Tapris**
Tsukinose-senpai?
**[17:31] Gab**
Oh, Tapris? Didn't see you there.
**[17:33] Gab**
Whatcha doin' out here?
**[17:34] Vigne**
Huh?
**[17:35] Tapris**
I should ask you the same.
**[17:38] Tapris**
You shouldn't cause this
loving angel such trouble.
**[17:41] Gab**
Hold up. Vigne's a demon.
**[17:43] Tapris**
Huh?
**[17:46] Tapris**
Huh?
**[17:48] Tapris**
Tsukinose-senpai, you're a *demon*?
**[17:51] Vigne**
Erm... Yup. You caught me.
**[17:53] Tapris**
But you're so kind, loving, and caring—
**[17:57] Tapris narration**
* Was it all an act designed*
* to lower my guard?!*
**[18:00] Vigne**
No, it wasn't!
**[18:02] Tapris**
Playing the straight man
on my very thoughts...
**[18:05] Tapris**
You *are* a demon!
**[18:06] Vigne**
Shoot. Bad habit.
**[18:08] Gab**
Hey, don't underestimate Vigne.
**[18:10] Gab**
Her straight man game's
harder than the back of God's head.
**[18:14] Vigne**
Stop talking, you!
**[18:16] Vigne**
You see, Chisaki-chan...
**[18:19] Vigne**
She suddenly feels so distant...
**[18:21] Gab**
Yeah, she's got the fear
of all creation in her.
**[18:25] Vigne**
Don't worry, Chisaki-chan!
**[18:26] Vigne**
I want to be friends with you, that's all.
**[18:31] Tapris**
Th-Thank you for seeing me out.
**[18:35] Tapris**
Excuse me!
**[18:38] Vigne**
She hates me now.
**[18:40] Vigne**
Just when I thought
we were going to be friends...
**[18:44] Gab**
Hey, don't take it too hard.
**[18:46] Gab**
You can make friends with her next time.
**[18:49] Vigne**
Gab...
**[18:51] Gab**
So lemme see your homework!
**[18:53] Vigne**
That's all you care about?! Do it yourself!
**[18:56] Tapris**
T-Tsukinose-senpai!
**[18:59] Tapris**
Um, I'm looking forward
**[19:02] Tapris**
to having tea with you.
**[19:09] Gab**
Sheesh.
**[19:11] Gab**
You didn't have a place to stay?
Way to think ahead.
**[19:14] Tapris**
Thank you again, Tenma-senpai.
**[19:16] Tapris narration**
* She might not be*
* the angel I remember,*
**[19:19] Tapris narration**
* but I get to sleep*
* with my beloved Tenma-senpai!*
**[19:22] Gab**
C'mon in. 'Scuse the mess.
**[19:24] Tapris**
No need to be so modest—
**[19:31] Gab**
Hey, watch your step.
You're starting to fall.
**[19:36] Gab**
Anyhoo, make yourself at home.
**[19:43] Tapris narration**
*This devil-may-care attitude...*
**[19:45] Tapris narration**
* That demon's hands are*
* in every aspect of Senpai's life!*
**[19:48] Tapris narration**
*But I won't give up!*
**[19:51] Gab**
Hell yeah, item drop!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[19:54] Gab**
Oh, come on. This is trash.
**[19:56] Gab**
What are you doing?
**[19:58] Tapris**
Cleaning!
**[19:59] Tapris**
I'm bringing you back
to cleanliness and godliness!
**[20:03] Tapris**
Stop making a mess!
**[20:04] Tapris**
And put away the snacks!
You'll spoil your—
**[20:07] Gab**
Tapris.
**[20:09] Gab**
If you think that's going to
rehabilitate me, think again.
**[20:14] Tapris**
Huh?
**[20:15] Gab**
Because what you're doing now...
**[20:19] Gab**
is something Vigne already tried!
**[20:29] Gab**
Sweet! A rare monster!
**[20:32] Tapris**
Um, shouldn't we turn in for the night?
**[20:35] Gab**
Why would I go to bed this early?
**[20:39] Gab**
Hey! No kill stealing, jerkface!
**[20:41] Gab**
I'll blow my trumpet, human scum!
**[20:44] Tapris narration**
* Is the Tenma-senpai I remember*
* truly gone for good?*
**[21:10] Tapris**
It's morning?
**[21:11] Tapris**
Oh, no. When did I fall asleep?
**[21:15] Tapris**
What's this?
**[21:20] Tapris**
Tenma-senpai...
**[21:29] Tapris**
With the footfalls of an angel...
***SIGN*** To: Tapris ♥
**[21:32] Tapris narration**
*What's this?*
**[21:34] Tapris narration**
* Could it be something for me*
* to take back to Heaven?*
**[21:39] Tapris**
There's still hope.
**[21:41] Tapris**
One day, Tenma-senpai will be
the angel she used to—
***SIGN*** To: Tapris ♥
***SIGN*** Burnable Garbage
**[21:49] Tapris**
What is this, Tenma-senpai?!
**[21:53] Gab**
Oh, yeah. Figured you could take
the trash out when you left.
**[21:59] Tapris**
Tenma-senpai...
**[22:02] Tapris**
Today...
**[22:04] Tapris**
isn't burnable garbage day!
**[22:07] Gab**
*That's* what you're mad about?!
# 6 - Satania's Counterattack
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:01] Satania**
Gabriel got me good again!
**[00:06] Satania**
How the devil didn't it work?!
**[00:08] Satania**
My plan was totally foolproof!
**[00:21] Satania narr**
*Oh, the genius of my infernal plan.*
**[00:23] Satania narr**
* Gabriel will don those*
* massage slippers, and...*
**[00:29] Satania narr**
*There can only be one outcome!*
**[00:42] (Flashback) Satania**
Huh?!
**[00:46] (Flashback) Satania**
Hold it!
**[00:49] (Flashback) Satania**
Why are you wearing those like it's normal?
**[00:51] (Flashback) Satania**
It's so obviously not!
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[00:52] (Flashback) Gab**
So it *was* you.
**[00:56] Satania**
And then *she* got mad at *me*!
**[00:58] Satania**
How in Hell do I beat her?!
**[01:01] TV**
*Good evening, all you demons out there!*
**[01:04] [SONG] Text**
Hell Shopping Network
**[01:04] TV**
*Welcome to the Hell Shopping Network.*
**[01:06] TV**
*Today we've got some special items*
**[01:09] TV**
*sure to make any angel cry uncle!*
**[01:13] Satania**
Speak of the devil!
**[01:14] TV**
*First up today, we've got...*
**[01:17] TV**
*a .44 caliber magnum revolver,*
**[01:20] TV**
*the Devil Python!*
**[01:22] Satania**
S-So cool...
***SIGN*** Episode 6 Satania's Counterattack
**[03:00] Vigne**
Don't you think it's a little early
to play with weapons?
**[03:04] Satania**
Are you in shock and awe?
**[03:06] Satania**
I bought this dirty baby
from the Hell Shopping Network.
**[03:09] Satania**
It's a .44 caliber magnum revolver.
**[03:12] Satania**
The Devil Python!
**[03:15] Vigne**
Raphi, shouldn't you be next door?
Homeroom's about to start.
**[03:19] Raphi**
Wherever Satania-san is,
so too shall I appear.
**[03:23] Vigne**
Don't.
**[03:25] Raphi**
By the way, what is the
Hell Shopping Network?
**[03:27] Vigne**
It's a Hell TV program that sells
too-good-to-be-true junk.
**[03:30] Satania**
This magnum revolver was developed
by Hell's very own Devil Corp.
**[03:35] Satania**
With first-class ergonomic
and aerodynamic design.
**[03:37] Gab**
Reading straight from the manual?
**[03:39] Satania**
Well?
**[03:40] Vigne**
Well, what?
**[03:42] Satania**
Well, isn't it totally hella cool? Duh!
**[03:45] Vigne**
What a pain.
**[03:46] Raphi**
Satania-san, that isn't loaded, is it?
**[03:50] Satania**
You bet it is.
And with special ammunition.
**[03:53] Raphi**
Special?
**[03:55] Satania**
Get a load of terror from this.
**[03:57] Satania**
Anyone shot by this baby...
**[04:00] Satania**
will be unable to stop laughing
for ten minutes straight!
**[04:07] Raphi**
Satania-san...
**[04:10] Raphi**
You look *so* cool.
**[04:14] Vigne narr**
*Sh-She lied!*
**[04:15] Raphi**
You've descended to the throne
of Hell's King of Hard-Boiled.
**[04:19] Raphi**
That may really be God's honest truth.
**[04:21] Satania**
Yes, sing my praises!
**[04:23] Vigne narr**
*She fell for it?!*
**[04:29] Satania**
Now, say your prayers, Gabriel!
**[04:32] Satania**
It just goes to show
that you reap what you sow!
**[04:36] Satania**
Well, knowing you,
**[04:37] Satania**
you won't surrender
until you're shot to Hell.
**[04:40] Gab**
You win.
**[04:41] Satania**
Huh?!
**[04:42] Gab**
I surrender.
**[04:43] Gab**
What the heck can I do against a gun?
**[04:46] Gab**
You win this time, Satania.
**[04:48] Satania**
Huh?
**[04:50] Satania**
Sorry, come again?
**[04:52] Gab**
I said, I surrender. You win.
**[05:00] Satania narr**
*Gabriel finally admitted defeat to me!*
**[05:03] Satania narr**
* No, stop. I'm hard-boiled.*
* That means no victory dance.*
**[05:06] Satania narr**
*Poker face. Poker face.*
**[05:09] Satania**
T-Too bad it's too late
to change the highway you're on!
**[05:13] Gab**
What's with your face?
**[05:15] Satania**
You may admit your defeat,
**[05:16] Satania**
but you still have hell to pay
for all you've done to me.
**[05:19] Gab**
I'm prepared for the worst.
**[05:22] Satania**
Putting on a strong face?
**[05:24] Satania**
Well, apparently, it's painless.
Count yourself lucky.
**[05:27] Satania**
Act your contrition
through your explosive laughter!
**[05:33] Gab**
Time out.
**[05:35] Satania**
Wh-What?
**[05:36] Gab**
You said it's "apparently" painless.
**[05:39] Gab**
You haven't tested it yet?
**[05:41] Satania**
Well, no...
**[05:43] Gab**
Lemme see it a sec.
**[05:44] Gab**
It'd be totally lame if it doesn't work.
**[05:46] Satania**
Yeah, but—
**[05:47] Gab**
C'mon, clock's ticking.
**[05:48] Satania**
O-Okay...
**[05:55] Vigne**
No mercy!
**[05:59] Vigne**
Now, what did I tell you?
**[06:01] Vigne**
Are you okay?
**[06:13] Satania**
Wait— Gabriel—
**[06:17] Gab**
Lucky you, Satania.
Looks like it really does work.
**[06:21] Satania**
Curse you...
**[06:59] Satania**
Gabriel!
**[07:01] Satania**
This isn't the time for video games!
**[07:03] Sataia**
Fight me!
**[07:05] Satania**
If you don't stop me now,
the world will be
**[07:08] Satania**
steeped long into chaos
by my devilish actions.
**[07:17] Satania**
Perhaps I'll begin by turning
off your game console!
**[07:20] Gab**
Try me. I'll turn your body into blood.
**[07:23] Gab**
You always want to fight.
**[07:25] Gab**
Why do I have to fight you?
**[07:27] Satania**
To make it clear who's the superior demon!
**[07:30] Gab**
Yeah, uh, I'm not a demon.
**[07:32] Satania**
Just fight me!
We'll settle this once and for all!
**[07:36] Gab**
Too much work. Get lost.
**[07:38] Satania**
No way! I'm not leaving until you fight me!
**[07:40] Gab**
Shut *up*.
**[07:42] Raphi**
It appears that I'm needed!
**[07:47] Satania**
How'd you just appear there?!
**[07:49] Raphi**
Wherever Satania-san is,
so too shall I appear.
**[07:53] Satania**
Don't.
**[07:54] Gab**
Why do you freaks have to
appear at *my* place?
**[07:57] Raphi**
You've challenged Gab-chan
to a contest, yes?
**[08:00] Satania**
Well, yeah...
**[08:01] Raphi**
I would like to oversee
your match as referee.
**[08:06] Satania**
Hell no! You're just gonna get in the way!
**[08:08] Raphi**
Oh, no, Satania-san.
You're quite mistaken.
**[08:11] Satania**
Huh?
**[08:12] Raphi**
When you triumph in glory and splendor,
**[08:15] Raphi**
who will tell tales
of your valiant exploits?
**[08:18] Raphi**
I shall bear witness
**[08:20] Raphi**
and sing of your honor
and majesty for posterity.
**[08:23] Raphi**
That is why I am here.
**[08:29] Satania**
I see. You know a legend when you see one.
**[08:33] Satania**
I grant you permission to stay!
**[08:34] Raphi**
Thank you, sir!
**[08:36] Gab**
You can't give permission.
This is *my* apartment.
**[08:39] Satania**
Now, what should the contest be?
**[08:42] Raphi**
Good question.
**[08:43] Raphi**
How about shogi?
**[08:45] Satania**
Sh-Shogi?
**[08:47] Raphi**
It's an intellectual game,
**[08:49] Raphi**
which makes it a perfect fit for you.
**[08:52] Raphi**
What do you think?
**[08:53] Satania**
Intellectual...
**[08:55] Satania**
An excellent idea!
I am, after all, an intellectual.
**[08:58] Gab**
Hey, like, do you even know the rules?
**[09:01] Gab**
I can play, but you?
***SIGN*** Shogi for Dummies
**[09:03] Satania**
That goes without saying!
***SIGN*** Shogi for Dummies
**[09:06] Gab**
Hey!
**[09:09] Satania narr**
* I now grasp the rules*
* in the palms of my hands.*
**[09:11] Satania**
* The goal of the game is to*
* take your opponent's king.*
***SIGN*** Pawn Silver General Bishop
***SIGN*** King Rook
***SIGN*** Knight Lance
**[09:15] Satania narr**
* There are a lot of characters*
* I can't read, but whatever.*
**[09:21] Gab**
I'll let you have the first move.
Let's get started.
**[09:24] Gab narr**
*So I can end this quick.*
**[09:26] Satania**
You won't look so composed for long.
**[09:29] Satania**
Don't start crying in fear of my power.
**[09:33] Satania**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** King
**[09:38] Gab**
Are you *sure* you know the rules?
**[09:41] Satania**
A king commands neither men
nor respect from the rear.
**[09:45] Satania**
Only if he takes the lead himself
will the soldiers follow.
**[09:48] Satania**
Well? How will you counter this
inventive and devilish move, Gabriel?
**[09:55] Girls**
Huh?
**[09:56] Raphi**
Satania-san.
**[09:58] Raphi**
Offside!
**[09:59] Satania**
Huh?!
**[10:00] Satania narr**
*"Offside"? What does "offside" mean?*
**[10:03] Satania narr**
*What was wrong with my move?!*
**[10:07] Raphi**
First two points to Gab-chan!
**[10:09] Satania narr**
*Why did Gabriel get points?!*
**[10:13] Satania narr**
* I've fallen behind. I didn't know*
* there were points in this game.*
**[10:17] Satania narr**
* Shogi... It appears that*
* it's harder than it looks.*
**[10:21] Satania narr**
*But I won't let a mere penalty shake me.*
**[10:25] Satania narr**
*On the contrary, I will stand firm and...*
***SIGN*** Pawn
**[10:27] Satania narr**
*Attack!*
**[10:28] Satania narr**
*Attack!*
**[10:29] Satania narr**
*Attack!*
**[10:34] Satania narr**
* Who said the battlefield was*
* limited to the game board?*
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Pawn
**[10:38] Satania narr**
* I've positioned my soldiers both*
* inside and outside the castle*
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Knight
***SIGN*** Lance
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Knight
***SIGN*** Lance
**[10:41] Satania narr**
* to attack Gabriel's king*
* from all directions!*
**[10:46] Satania**
This is a true demonic formation!
**[10:48] Satania**
Now, come at us from wherever you wi—
**[10:52] Raphi**
Double dribble. Two points to Gab-chan.
**[10:55] Satania**
Again?! I don't get these rules at all!
**[11:01] Raphi**
It's your turn, Gab-chan.
**[11:03] Gab**
'Kay. Then, I'll use my four points...
**[11:07] Satania**
Huh?
**[11:08] Gab**
...to bribe Satania's pawns.
**[11:10] Satania**
You can use points like that?!
**[11:12] Satania**
Aren't bribes against the law or something?!
**[11:14] Raphi**
There is nothing against it in the rules.
**[11:17] Satania**
You'd better not be making
them up as you go.
**[11:19] Gab**
Next, I'll evolve the soldiers I bought.
**[11:22] [SONG] Text**
Promoted
Pawn
**[11:22] Satania**
Evolve them?!
**[11:24] Gab**
And activate my ultimate move.
**[11:25] Satania**
Ultimate move?
**[11:27] Gab**
By sacrificing four pawns...
**[11:32] Gab**
My king evolves into God.
**[11:34] Satania**
God?!
***SIGN*** King
***SIGN*** God
**[11:39] Satania**
Hey! You wrote that on the piece!
**[11:42] Satania**
This has to be against the rules!
**[11:44] Raphi**
Safe!
**[11:45] Satania**
It's good?!
**[11:47] Gab**
Take this! The Hammer of God!
***SIGN*** King
**[11:54] Raphi**
The winner is Gab-chan!
**[11:57] Gab**
Weak.
**[11:59] Satania**
There's no way I can accept this!
**[12:01] Gab**
Hey, *you* didn't know the rules
but wanted to play anyway.
**[12:08] Satania**
Fine.
**[12:11] Satania**
I'll memorize the rules by tomorrow!
**[12:13] Satania**
And then I'll challenge you again!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[12:22] Gab**
You wasted your time.
**[12:26] Raphi**
The penalty for the loser, Satania-san,
is a bath in boiling water.
**[12:29] Satania**
What kind of rules are these?!
**[12:38] Prez narr**
*I'm Class 1-B's president.*
**[12:41] Prez narr**
*My specialty is mental math.*
**[12:43] Prez narr**
* There is, of course, a reason*
* I'm striking this pose.*
**[12:48] Prez narr**
* It's because we're doing*
* figure drawings in art class.*
**[12:51] Prez narr**
*But...*
**[12:53] Prez narr**
*Normally, models would pose like that—*
**[12:56] Prez narr**
*just sitting.*
**[12:58] Prez narr**
*Why am I striking a pose, you ask?*
**[13:02] Prez narr**
*Because my partner is Kurumizawa-san!*
**[13:06] Prez narr**
* According to her, this pose is*
* "hella awesome" or something.*
**[13:10] Prez narr**
*But to me, it's my public execution!*
**[13:13] Satania**
Prez!
**[13:14] Prez**
Uh, wh-what?
**[13:16] Satania**
Freeze!
**[13:17] Prez**
R-Right!
**[13:19] Prez narr**
* I thought Tenma-san and Tsukinose-san*
* were the class eccentrics this year, but...*
**[13:26] (Flashback) Satania**
I am the Archdemon Satanichia,
***SIGN*** Dream
**[13:29] (Flashback) Satania**
Queen of all Hell!
***SIGN*** Dream
**[13:31] (Flashback) Satania**
Naturally, I don't do homework!
***SIGN*** Reality
**[13:34] (Flashback) Satania**
And I have no intention
of apologizing for it!
**[13:36] (Flashback) Satania**
How do you like that? A demonic deed
of the highest order, isn't it?
**[13:40] (Flashback) Satania**
Prepare to meet your maker, fish!
**[13:47] Prez narr**
* But Kurumizawa-san*
* is on another level entirely.*
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
**[13:49] [SONG] Text**
Armageddon
**[13:51] Satania**
Okay, Prez.
**[13:52] Satania**
Clothes off.
**[13:56] Satania**
This picture isn't hella awesome enough.
**[13:59] Satania**
It's too ordinary.
**[14:01] Prez**
Um, posing in the nude is a little—
**[14:04] Satania**
Prez.
**[14:06] Satania**
My pride as an artist is at stake.
**[14:08] Satania**
I refuse to make compromises
in pursuing my art.
**[14:12] Prez narr**
*Since when were you an artist?*
**[14:14] Prez narr**
* But now I see that*
* she's really taking this seriously.*
**[14:18] Prez narr**
* I should cooperate*
* as best as I can.*
**[14:21] Satania**
Not the top. The bottom!
**[14:23] Prez**
What?!
**[14:24] Prez**
I can't take my bottoms off!
**[14:25] Prez**
I mean, I can't take my top off, either!
**[14:28] Prez**
I can strike a pose
that I think is cool, but...
**[14:30] Satania**
Freeze!
**[14:31] Prez**
Sorry!
**[14:33] Vigne**
Will the president be okay?
**[14:35] Gab**
Sucks for her, getting stuck with Satania.
**[14:38] Vigne**
I hope she won't be too much trouble.
**[14:40] Gab**
Yeah, wishful thinking.
**[14:42] Vigne**
How's yours coming along?
**[14:44] Gab**
Almost done. It's coming out pretty well.
**[14:47] Vigne**
Really? Let me see.
**[14:50] Vigne**
Why did you zoom in on *that*?
**[14:53] Satania**
I'm bored now.
**[14:54] Prez**
Huh?!
**[14:55] Prez**
What happened to all that passion you had?!
**[14:58] Satania**
Your pose just isn't speaking to me.
**[15:02] Prez**
It's *my* fault?!
**[15:03] Prez narr**
*Oh, no.*
**[15:05] Prez narr**
* I'll feel bad if she can't finish*
* her drawing because of me.*
**[15:08] Preznarr**
* There must be something*
* I can do to reinspire her.*
**[15:11] Prez**
Kurumizawa-san!
**[15:13] Satania**
Huh?
**[15:14] Prez**
What if, um...
**[15:16] Prez**
I know, what if we used some props?
**[15:18] Satania**
Props?
**[15:20] Prez**
There should be plenty of them
in the supply room.
**[15:23] Prez**
Why not add one to your drawing?
**[15:25] Satania**
I see!
**[15:28] Satania**
I choose him!
**[15:30] Satania**
I could turn him into a great work of art.
**[15:33] Prez**
He's more of a subject than a prop...
**[15:35] Satania**
He's not wearing clothes, either.
He's perfect.
**[15:38] Prez narration**
*What's with the obsession with nudes?*
**[15:41] Prez**
Um, but the assignment is
to draw a classmate.
**[15:44] Satania**
I know.
**[15:46] Satania**
I'll put your face on him!
**[15:48] Prez narration**
*Creepy!*
**[15:49] Prez**
I don't know about that.
**[15:52] Satania**
So you want it on this?
**[15:53] Prez**
I don't want it on anything!
**[15:56] Satania**
Oh, come on.
**[15:58] Prez narr**
*Kurumizawa-san's inspiration is fading!*
**[16:00] Prez narr**
*There has to be something else...*
**[16:02] Prez narr**
*Eureka!*
**[16:04] Prez**
D-Double-sword style!
**[16:08] Satania**
Uh, sure. Let's go with that.
**[16:11] Prez**
Kill me now.
**[16:13] Vigne**
Sorry, Prez, Satania's a little...
**[16:16] Prez**
Okay! I'll take them off!
I'll take them off for you!
**[16:20] Vigne**
Huh?!
**[16:21] Vigne**
Wait, Prez! Keep your shirt on!
**[16:24] Prez**
Let me go, Tsukinose-san!
**[16:26] Prez**
It's my responsibility as class president!
**[16:30] Satania**
That pose! Freeze!
**[16:39] Prez narr**
* The responsibility was*
* too much for me to bear.*
***SIGN*** First Place
***SIGN*** Tsukinose
**[16:49] Gab**
What?
**[16:50] Girls**
Trick or treat!
**[17:01] Girls**
Trick or treat, smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
***SIGN*** Setsubun
***SIGN*** Lucky Beans
***SIGN*** Demons out!
**[17:16] Satania**
Right! So today is Halloween!
**[17:19] Satania**
That awesome day when you get all the candy
and pull all the pranks you want!
**[17:25] Gab**
I don't care if it's Armageddon.
Do you have to do it *here*?
**[17:29] Gab**
And did you have to toss
all my stuff outside?
**[17:31] Gab**
I've got MMOs to play.
**[17:35] Satania**
You forfeit the right to refuse us
when you gave us only beans!
**[17:38] Gab**
Dang, Halloween's harsh.
**[17:40] Gab**
And what's with the weird get-ups?
**[17:42] Vigne**
They're not weird! I made these
especially for today!
**[17:46] Gab**
Man, do you have to get so excited
over every little event?
**[17:49] Vigne**
Since we're in the human world,
we should enjoy it to the fullest!
**[17:53] Satania**
Exactly!
**[17:54] Gab**
Shut *up*.
**[17:56] Satania**
Forcing your way into people's homes,
taking all the candy you desire,
**[18:00] Satania**
venting your anger through pranks
if they don't give you any...
**[18:04] Gab**
Nothing could be more fun than this!
**[18:06] Gab**
You sound like a total maniac.
**[18:09] Satania**
There's still treats to be plundered here!
I can feel it!
**[18:12] Gab**
Say what?
**[18:13] Satania**
We'll split up and search. Raphiel!
**[18:14] Raphi**
On it!
**[18:18] Gab**
Hey!
**[18:20] Gab**
Sheesh, does Halloween mean free
search warrants or something?
**[18:24] Vigne**
Oh, right. I forgot.
**[18:26] Vigne**
I made a costume for you, too, Gab.
**[18:29] Gab**
Nope. Not wearing it.
**[18:30] Vigne**
Aw, why not? I already made it...
**[18:34] Gab**
No point, and it's stupid.
**[18:36] Gab**
Besides, isn't Halloween about
driving away demons and evil spirits?
**[18:43] Gab**
And you demons are *enjoying* it?
**[18:45] Vigne**
Well, Halloween has basically
no religious significance anymore,
**[18:49] Vigne**
and we demons need to adapt
to the times, too...
**[18:52] Vigne**
Therefore, it is our conclusion that
there is no need to eschew the occasion.
**[18:58] Gab**
What is this, a press conference?
**[19:01] Gab**
Oh, right. That reminds me,
I already have a costume.
**[19:04] Vigne**
Huh?
**[19:05] Vigne narr**
*I didn't expect her to care,*
**[19:07] Vigne narr**
* but I guess Gab was excited*
* for Halloween, too—*
**[19:14] Gab**
My angel costume.
**[19:15] Vigne**
That's what you are!
**[19:17] Vigne**
Or, well, you know,
you're just barely an angel now.
**[19:20] Vigne**
Just be careful, okay?
**[19:21] Gab**
Barely an angel...
**[19:23] Vigne**
And since you're trying things
on anyway, try this on, too.
**[19:27] Gab**
Changing's effort. No thanks.
**[19:29] Vigne**
Oh, come on!
You'll be positively adorable! Please?
**[19:32] Gab**
Nope.
**[19:33] Vigne**
Don't be like that—
**[19:34] Gab**
Nope.
**[19:35] Vigne**
Just a little—
**[19:36] Gab**
Nope. Not gonna. I'm good.
**[19:41] Vigne**
Raphi, do you have a moment?
**[19:44] Vigne**
I'd like to dress Gab up in something cute.
Be a doll and give me a hand?
**[19:48] Raphi**
My, oh, my!
**[19:56] Gab**
What the hell is this?!
**[19:58] Vigne**
A werecat costume.
**[20:00] Gab**
Not buying it.
**[20:02] Vigne**
I knew I was onto something.
**[20:05] Gab**
One of us isn't like the others,
and it's me.
**[20:07] Gab**
Not that something else'd be better.
**[20:09] Raphi**
What shall we do now?
**[20:11] Vigne**
Hmm. Go to someone's house?
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[20:16] Satania**
I've got a place in mind!
**[20:20] Gab**
What do you think you're eating?!
**[20:22] Gab**
Those are my precious provisions!
**[20:25] Vigne**
We can't bother any strangers, okay?
**[20:27] Satania**
No prob! It's someone we all know's house!
**[20:31] Vigne**
Someone we all know?
**[20:39] Vigne**
This?
**[20:40] Satania**
Indeed.
**[20:41] Gab**
Who lives here?
**[20:43] Satania**
You'll see soon enough.
**[20:52] Satania**
Sensei! Trick or treat!
**[20:55] Gab**
It's our *teacher's* house?!
**[20:56] Vigne**
Sensei, I can explain!
**[20:59] Vigne**
This is, um, all a mix-up!
**[21:00] Satania**
Vignette, calm yourself.
This is permissible on Halloween.
***SIGN*** Devil's Mission
**[21:06] Satania narr**
*Now* this *is a devil's mission.*
**[21:08] Satania narr**
*You visit someone who won't have treats*
**[21:10] Satania narr**
* so you're justified*
* in playing a trick on them!*
**[21:14] Satania narr**
* I get to get payback on the teacher*
* without fear of repercussions!*
**[21:17] Satania narr**
*I am* such *a genius.*
**[21:19] Satania**
Well, Sensei? Where are our treats?
**[21:21] Satania**
No treats, no complaints
if we play tricks on you!
**[21:33] Raphi**
Oh, my.
**[21:33] Satania**
Get back here, coward! No treats
means you wanna get tricked—
**[21:39] Gab**
He has treats?!
**[21:40] Vigne**
Complete with goodie bag?!
**[21:42] Satania**
Th-This is not enough to satisfy me!
**[21:44] Vigne**
Why not?
**[21:45] Satania**
Offer me something more to my—
***SIGN*** Ultimate Melon Bread
**[21:51] Satania**
Limited-edition deluxe melon bread!
**[21:54] Gab**
Nice, Sensei.
**[21:56] Satania**
Th-Thank y—
**[22:02] Satania**
Hey!
**[22:03] Satania**
How'd *I* become the victim of a *dog's* trick?!
**[22:07] Satania**
Trick or dog!
# 7 - Vigne's Demonic Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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***SIGN*** A Day Off
***SIGN*** Trash Station
***SIGN*** Keep it neat!
Please put your trash out by 8:30 AM
on your designated collection days.
**[00:37] Vigne**
Through the Dark Lord. Amen.
**[00:52] Boy A**
Ready?
**[00:54] Boy B**
Ready!
**[01:02] Boy A**
Sorry!
**[01:04] Boy B**
Could you get that ball for us?
**[01:12] Boy A**
Jeez, lady! Throw a homer, will you?
**[01:15] Vigne**
Sorry!
**[01:17] Boy B**
Right, keep your elbow up and out.
**[01:19] Boy B**
Don't stand straight up. Lean a bit forward.
**[01:22] Boy B**
Okay, now throw.
**[01:25] Boy A**
Throw a homer, will you?
**[01:27] Vigne**
Sorry.
**[01:42] Gab**
Shoot, I missed the start
of the holiday quest.
**[01:51] Vigne**
Through the Dark Lord. Amen.
***SIGN*** 11/2 Gab was as irresponsible as ever today. I still can't believe she graduated at the top of her class at angel school.
***SIGN*** 11/3 Breakfast: Toast Bacon & eggs Vegetable juice Lunch (in the park) Consommé soup
**[02:31] Vigne narr**
*Today was another great day.*
**[02:52] Girls narr**
*Huh?!*
**[02:53] Girls narr**
*My stipend went down* again*?!*
***SIGN*** Episode 7 Vigne's Demonic Life
**[04:28] Raphiel**
What's the matter?
**[04:30] Raphiel**
You seem somewhat out of spirit.
**[04:33] Vigne**
My stipends from Hell keep decreasing.
**[04:37] Raphiel**
Because you don't do anything demonic,
despite being a demon?
**[04:41] Vigne**
Y-Yeah. I think so.
**[04:44] Raphiel**
Well, perhaps you could start
by dressing in a way that raises Hell?
**[04:51] Vigne**
Th-That's a good idea.
**[04:54] Raphiel**
I have something oh-so-beastly
that you can try.
**[04:57] Vigne**
Really?
**[04:58] Vigne**
Thanks!
**[05:04] Vigne**
What is this?
***SIGN*** Oh, so... beastly.
**[05:05] Raphiel**
Oh, so... beastly.
**[05:07] Raphiel**
Oh-so-beastly.
***SIGN*** Oh-so-beastly.
**[05:09] Raphiel**
Get it?
**[05:12] Vigne**
Hell's bells!
**[05:14] Raphiel**
Then perhaps you could try
acting like Satania-san?
**[05:18] Vigne**
Like Satania?
**[05:20] (Flashback) Satania**
I am the future queen of Hell,
**[05:23] (Flashback) Satania**
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell.
**[05:26] (Flashback) Satania**
My abyssal darkness envelops your very soul!
**[05:31] Vigne**
O-Okay, I'll try.
**[05:35] Vigne**
I am the demon at whose feet
darkness grovels,
**[05:39] Vigne**
Tsukinose Vignette April.
**[05:42] Vigne**
I hold this world in the palm of my hand!
***SIGN*** Oh, so... beastly!
***SIGN*** Oh, so... beastly!
***SIGN*** Oh, so... beastly!
**[05:45] Vigne**
Despair in the darkest depths of...
**[05:48] Vigne**
I can't do it!
**[05:49] Vigne**
I'll die of embarrassment!
**[05:51] Raphiel**
Oh, dear.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[05:58] Master narr**
* One of the few people*
* who can appreciate my coffee,*
**[06:02] Master narr**
* the angel who compliments my blend*
* with a smile on every cup,*
**[06:08] Master narr**
* hasn't taken a single sip*
* and is in a dark, dark mood.*
**[06:12] Master narr**
*I want to dispel her darkness.*
**[06:14] Master narr**
*No. I must!*
**[06:18] Master**
What's the matter?
**[06:20] Master**
Something on your mind?
**[06:22] Vigne**
N-No... Well...
**[06:25] Master**
If you need someone to talk to,
I'd be happy to listen.
**[06:28] Vigne**
Huh?
**[06:29] Vigne**
Really?
**[06:30] Master**
Though an old man like me
might not be much help.
**[06:34] Vigne**
No, no, that's not true.
**[06:37] Vigne**
Erm...
**[06:38] Vigne**
Would you mind if I asked a question?
**[06:41] Master**
What is it?
**[06:44] Master**
I'm all ears.
**[06:45] Master**
Go ahead.
**[06:47] Vigne**
Could you tell me how to do bad deeds?!
**[06:50] Master narr**
*What?!*
**[06:51] Master narr**
*What did she just say?*
**[06:53] Master narr**
*"Bad deeds"?!*
**[06:54] Master narr**
*Are my ears starting to go?!*
**[06:57] Vigne**
I just can't seem to do bad deeds.
**[07:00] Master narr**
*They aren't?!*
**[07:03] Vigne**
Is there any kind of trick to doing them?
**[07:06] Master narr**
*A trick to doing bad deeds?!*
**[07:09] Master**
I think it's better
not to do any bad deeds...
**[07:12] Vigne**
I can't not do them!
**[07:14] Master narr**
*What?!*
**[07:16] Vigne**
I'm so sorry!
**[07:18] Master**
No, it's quite all right.
**[07:21] Master narr**
*Why would she want to do bad things?*
**[07:24] Master narr**
*She's such a kind and caring girl.*
**[07:27] Master narr**
*No, she couldn't possibly
*want *to do any bad deeds.*
**[07:33] Master narr**
* There must be some*
* complicated reason for this.*
**[07:36] Master narr**
* She must be in a situation*
* where she'll be forced to do bad deeds.*
**[07:41] Master narr**
*For instance...*
**[07:44] Vigne**
Ya got stones, I give ya that.
**[07:47] Vigne**
If ya want a fight, I'll give ya one.
**[07:49] Vigne**
Diss me, and they peel
ya face off pavement. Feel?
**[07:53] Master narr**
* She's cast in the role*
* of a gang girl in a play!*
**[07:56] Master narr**
* Then it would only be right*
* for her to explore her character!*
**[08:01] Vigne**
Ya dissin' me?
**[08:07] Vigne**
Maybe it isn't something
that you can help me with. Forget I asked.
**[08:12] Master**
N-Not at all.
**[08:16] Master**
Truth be told, I used to be
quite the rebel myself.
**[08:21] Master**
I think I can be of help to you.
**[08:24] Vigne**
Really?
**[08:27] Master**
Back in the day, they would call me
the Indestructible Buddha-Face.
**[08:33] Vigne**
I'm not sure what that means, but wow!
***SIGN*** Coffee of the Day
**[08:36] Master**
Let's brainstorm some bad deeds
for you, shall we?
**[08:39] Vigne**
Okay!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[08:44] Vigne**
* Master-san helped me come up*
* with so many bad deeds*
***SIGN*** 11/7 Stopped at Moon Coffee on the way home from school and asked Raphi for advice. When we got to my place, she dressed me up as a bear... for the sake of her own silly pun. She did other embarrassing things to me, too...
***SIGN*** After shopping for dinner, I went to Angel Coffee. Master's (Miscreant) Advice Be late: Hard... Fake being sick to skip school: Can't!!! Skip lunch: Might not be a bad deed? Don't drink coffee all day: Toughest one for Master!
**[08:47] Vigne**
*that even I should be able to do.*
**[08:50] Vigne**
*I won't let you down, Master-san.*
**[08:52] Vigne**
* I'll pull this off with flying colors*
* and become a demon among demons!*
**[08:57] Master narr**
*A-A demon?!*
**[08:59] Vigne narr**
*To start my evil streak...*
**[09:02] Vigne narr**
*I didn't button up my cardigan.*
**[09:05] Vigne narr**
* What's more, I loosened my ribbon*
* to up the bad girl vibe.*
**[09:09] Vigne narr**
* And the pièce de résistance: the baggy socks*
* that Master-san talked about!*
**[09:12] Vigne narr**
*I'm dressed so slovenly!*
**[09:14] Vigne narr**
*My goodness, I'm being such a bad girl!*
**[09:17] Vigne narr**
*I'm dying to see Gab's reaction!*
**[09:20] Gab**
Mornin'.
**[09:24] Vigne**
Morning, Gab.
**[09:27] Gab**
God, I'm sleepy.
**[09:28] Gab**
Another day, another sacrifice of sleep time
for the praise and glory of "school."
**[09:32] Vigne**
Y-Yeah, guess so.
**[09:34] Vigne narr**
*Now, how will she react?*
**[09:38] Vigne narr**
*I'm getting butterflies.*
**[09:41] Gab**
What?
**[09:43] Gab**
Let's get our butts to school.
**[09:46] Vigne narr**
*Huh?!*
**[09:47] Vigne narr**
*She ignored it?!*
**[09:49] Vigne narr**
*But I'm dressed so badly!*
**[09:52] Vigne narr**
*Well, that's fine.*
**[09:53] Vigne narr**
*I'll try one of Master-san's teachings:*
**[09:55] Vigne narr**
**that *phrase.*
**[09:57] Vigne**
G-Gab!
**[09:59] Gab**
What?
**[10:01] Vigne**
B...
**[10:02] Vigne**
Bad to the bone.
**[10:04] Gab**
Say what now?
**[10:08] Vigne narr**
*That's strange.*
**[10:09] Vigne narr**
*Why didn't she notice?*
**[10:12] Vigne narr**
*Did I get something wrong?*
**[10:14] Vigne narr**
* No, Master-san and I had*
* a great brainstorming session.*
**[10:17] Vigne narr**
*I have backup plans.*
**[10:19] Vigne narr**
*My next bad deed will clinch it.*
**[10:21] Vigne narr**
*My next bad deed will be...*
**[10:27] Vigne narr**
*leaving the tip of Gab's pen out!*
**[10:31] Vigne narr**
*She* has *to notice this.*
**[10:33] Vigne narr**
* After all, if you don't catch that quick,*
* your pen tip dries up.*
**[10:41] Gab**
Huh?
**[10:41] Gab**
How'd that get left out?
**[10:43] Vigne narr**
*Hooked her!*
**[10:47] Vigne**
Wait! Gab!
**[10:48] Gab**
Uh, what?
**[10:49] Vigne**
You just put your pen away, right?
**[10:52] Gab**
Yeah, and?
**[10:53] Vigne**
Didn't you notice anything?
**[10:55] Gab**
No?
**[10:56] Vigne**
Wasn't the tip still out?
**[10:59] Gab**
Oh, was it?
**[11:01] Gab**
Eh, whatevs.
**[11:03] Vigne narr**
*"Wh-Whatevs"?*
**[11:05] Vigne narr**
*That pen might end up ruined,*
**[11:07] Vigne narr**
*and all she says is "whatevs"?!*
**[11:09] Vigne narr**
* Meanwhile, I'm positively horrified*
* by the thought...*
**[11:13] Teacher**
Aoki.
**[11:13] Student**
Here.
**[11:14] Teacher**
Prez.
**[11:15] Vigne narr**
*There's only one way to salvage this.*
**[11:15] Prez**
Here.
**[11:16] Teacher**
Ueno.
**[11:17] Student**
Here.
**[11:18] Teacher**
Ukami.
**[11:18] Vigne narr**
*I* really *didn't want to do this, but...*
**[11:18] Student**
Here.
**[11:20] Teacher**
Edogawa.
**[11:21] Student**
Here.
**[11:21] Vigne narr**
* Master-san and I came up*
* with this as a last resort.*
**[11:22] Teacher**
Koyamada.
**[11:23] Student**
Here.
**[11:26] Vigne**
Skipping class!
**[11:28] Vigne**
Yes, the standard bad-girl fare.
**[11:30] Vigne**
All roads lead to skipping class.
**[11:33] Vigne narr**
* But jumping straight to skipping class*
* is like running a marathon cold...*
**[11:38] (Flashback) Vigne**
What?!
**[11:39] (Flashback) Vigne**
Skip class?!
**[11:41] (Flashback) Master**
Back in my day, delinquents would
always skip classes.
**[11:45] (Flashback) Master**
They'd leave the school grounds
and go to town.
**[11:47] (Flashback) Vigne**
You, too, Master-san?
**[11:49] (Flashback) Master**
O-Of course.
**[11:51] (Flashback) Master**
They would call me
Saint Skipper the Buddha-Face.
**[11:55] (Flashback) Vigne**
W-Wow!
**[11:57] (Flashback) Vigne**
Okay.
**[11:58] (Flashback) Vigne**
So I need to skip class.
**[12:01] (Flashback) Vigne**
I don't know if I can do that.
**[12:04] (Flashback) Master**
Right, actually skipping class might be
a bit *too* bad a deed. That's true.
**[12:09] (Flashback) Vigne**
Even considering it has my heart pounding.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Master**
How's this for a bad deed, then?
**[12:15] (Flashback) Master**
Skip taking notes during class.
**[12:17] (Flashback) Master**
In a sense, since it means
you aren't participating in class,
**[12:21] (Flashback) Master**
it might count as actually skipping class.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Vigne**
You're right!
**[12:27] Vigne**
*Master-san, I won't let you down!*
**[12:30] Vigne**
*I'll skip this class—all sixty minutes of it!*
**[12:39] Vigne narr**
*That was hard as Hell.*
**[12:41] Vigne narr**
* I never imagined that*
* doing nothing for sixty minutes*
**[12:44] Vigne narr**
*could be so mentally draining.*
**[12:47] Vigne narr**
* The number of times I caught myself*
* starting to take notes...*
**[12:51] Vigne narr**
*But I did it! I skipped class!*
**[12:55] Gab**
What's up with you today?
**[12:57] Vigne**
Oh, nothing.
**[13:00] Vigne**
But get this, Gab.
**[13:02] Gab**
Uh, what?
**[13:03] Gab**
You're scaring me.
**[13:05] Vigne**
I wasn't taking notes
during the class we just had.
**[13:10] Vigne**
Well?
**[13:12] Vigne narr**
*Bring it!*
**[13:14] Gab**
Uh-huh...
**[13:16] Vigne narr**
*And it's over!*
**[13:19] Vigne narr**
*Sixty straight minutes of evil,*
**[13:21] Vigne narr**
*and that's all she says?*
**[13:23] Gab**
Nurse's office?
**[13:24] Vigne**
Restroom.
**[13:29] Vigne narr**
*My evil streak didn't get through at all.*
**[13:31] Vigne narr**
*All that hard work, just for an "uh-huh."*
**[13:34] Vigne narr**
*Maybe I'm just not cut out for evil.*
**[13:38] Satania**
Huh?
**[13:38] Satania**
Vignette!
**[13:41] Satania**
Where are you going?
**[13:42] Vignette**
Restroom.
**[13:43] Satania**
I'll go with you.
**[13:46] Satania**
Hey. You're dressed kinda different today.
**[13:50] Satania**
Stickin' it to the uniform police? Nice.
**[13:56] Satania**
What's with the hand?
**[13:58] Vigne**
Just put your hand up.
**[14:08] Vigne**
I'm back!
**[14:11] Gab**
Uh, yeah. Hi?
**[14:13] Vigne**
Yay!
**[14:15] Vigne**
Yay, yay!
**[14:26] Vigne**
Huh?
**[14:27] Vigne**
It hasn't increased?
**[14:33] Vigne**
Gab, you've been tardy an awful lot lately.
**[14:37] Gab**
Who cares? The teacher isn't here yet.
**[14:40] Gab**
Wait, gimme some cash.
**[14:42] Vigne**
Why?
**[14:44] Gab**
I'm all outta dough for the month.
**[14:46] Gab**
No microtransactions means
staying up waiting for heals,
**[14:49] Gab**
and then oversleeping.
**[14:53] Gab**
So gimme some cash.
**[14:54] Vigne**
No way in Hell.
**[14:56] Vigne**
Stop playing video games
and go to bed on time.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[15:06] Gab narr**
* She got on my case*
* about being late yesterday,*
**[15:09] Gab narr**
*but look who's late today.*
***SIGN*** Vignette
***SIGN*** Sorry. At home with a cold today.
***SIGN*** You'd better listen in class!
***SIGN*** Cough
***SIGN*** Cough
**[15:17] Gab narr**
*Doesn't the Devil look after his own?*
**[15:22] Vigne narr**
*Complacency killed the demon.*
**[15:24] Vigne narr**
* So demons can catch human colds*
* in the human world?*
**[15:28] Vigne narr**
*Human colds are worse than I ever imagined.*
**[15:30] Vigne narr**
*I keep sneezing, my nose is runny,*
**[15:32] Vigne narr**
*and my head's all hazy.*
**[15:34] Vigne narr**
*How am I supposed to fall asleep?*
**[15:38] Vigne narr**
*Oh, right.*
**[15:39] Vigne narr**
* Humans like to count animals*
* to help them fall asleep.*
**[15:44] Vigne narr**
*Which animal was it again?*
***SIGN*** Hell's Guard Dog
***SIGN*** Cerberus
**[15:49] Vigne narr**
*Cerberus?*
**[15:52] Song**
*One Cerberus.*
**[15:58] Song**
*Two Cerberi.*
**[16:04] Song**
*Three Cerberi.*
**[16:10] Song**
*Four Cerberi.*
**[16:15] Vigne narr**
*Come on, hop over the fence.*
**[16:21] Vigne narr**
*They just keep piling up!*
**[16:28] Vigne narr**
*I can't sleep at all.*
**[16:31] Satania**
Coming down with the common cold?
**[16:33] Satania**
Oh, that Vignette. So sad.
**[16:36] Raphiel**
You've never caught a cold
in your life, Satania-san?
**[16:39] Satania**
Obviously not!
**[16:41] Satania**
I'm not some lightweight loser.
**[16:44] Satania**
They say the race is to
the slowest and steadiest!
**[16:46] Satania**
So I'm too slow to catch a cold!
**[16:48] Raphiel**
Um, where did you...
**[16:50] Satania**
Wh-What?
**[16:52] Satania**
It's not like I got that
from Gabriel or anything!
**[16:54] Raphiel**
I see.
**[16:56] Satania**
I-I really didn't!
**[16:57] Raphi narr**
*You do me proud, Gab-chan.*
**[17:05] Vigne narr**
*I really should eat something,*
**[17:07] Vigne narr**
*but I don't have anything in the fridge*
**[17:10] Vigne narr**
*or the energy to go shopping.*
**[17:15] Raphi**
We came by...
**[17:16] Satania**
...to check on you!
**[17:18] Vigne**
And you're that wired?
**[17:20] Vigne**
You came by to play around.
**[17:22] Satania**
Oh, ye of little faith!
**[17:24] Satania**
Look, I even brought you a get-well gi—
**[17:29] Satania**
You!
**[17:30] Satania**
Bad dog! Get back here!
**[17:32] Raphi**
This is what I brought for you.
**[17:35] Raphi**
Enjoy.
**[17:41] Satania**
Sorry. I couldn't reclaim your melon bread.
**[17:44] Vigne**
I think I'll get over it.
**[17:46] Satania**
Why is that mutt so devoted
to snatching my bread?
**[17:51] Raphi**
Maybe he likes you?
**[17:53] Satania**
I don't need that kind of devotion!
**[17:55] Satania**
How dare he spoil this visit?!
**[17:57] Vigne**
It's okay. It's the thought that counts.
**[17:59] Satania**
Well, it's not over yet.
**[18:01] Satania**
I brought you more than just bread.
**[18:03] Vigne**
Oh, really?
**[18:05] Vigne**
Sorry about the playing around thing.
***SIGN*** The Game of Eternal Life
***SIGN*** Carry out your destiny.
Guide mankind!
***SIGN*** Heaven or Hell?!
**[18:10] Satania**
Voila!
**[18:11] Satania**
The Game of Eternal Life!
**[18:12] Raphi**
I also brought a game.
**[18:14] Vigne**
I knew it. You came by to play around.
**[18:17] Satania**
No, no.
**[18:18] Satania**
I figured sleeping all day'd
bore you to death.
**[18:20] Raphi**
I thought I'd jump on the
Satania-san bandwagon.
**[18:29] Vigne narr**
* Please! Don't they know how to act*
* when visiting the sick?*
**[18:33] Vigne narr**
*I think my fever went up.*
**[18:35] Vigne narr**
*I have to sleep off this cold.*
**[18:45] Vigne narr**
*I still can't fall asleep.*
**[18:47] Vigne narr**
* Which animal did humans count*
* to fall asleep?*
**[18:51] Vigne narr**
*It's not Cerberi...*
**[18:53] Vigne narr**
*It was something smaller, softer, cuter...*
**[18:58] Vigne narr**
*Gabriel?!*
**[18:59] Vigne narr**
*From when we first met?*
**[19:04] Vigne narr**
*Well, it's worth a try.*
**[19:07] Song**
One Gabriel.
**[19:13] Song**
Two Gabriels.
**[19:19] Song**
Three Gabriels.
**[19:26] Vigne narr**
*Is she sleepy?*
**[19:27] Vigne narr**
*Wait, the first two are already down?!*
**[19:30] Vigne narr**
*No, don't sleep!*
**[19:31] Vigne narr**
*Wake up, Gab!*
**[19:33] Vigne narr**
*Ah, there's Gab Number Four!*
**[19:34] Vigne narr**
*Wake up the first three Gabs!*
**[19:37] Vigne narr**
*No, don't sleep! Stay strong!*
**[19:39] Vigne narr**
*No, come on!*
**[19:41] Vigne narr**
*Wake up, you Gabs!*
**[19:44] Vigne narr**
*Another huge pile-up?!*
**[19:46] Vigne narr**
*Give me a break!*
**[19:48] Vigne**
Wake up, Gabriel!
**[19:53] Vigne**
Huh?
**[19:54] Gab**
Mornin'.
**[19:55] Vigne**
This is my apartment, right?
**[19:58] Gab**
Well, yeah.
**[20:00] Vigne**
Why are you here?
**[20:03] Gab**
I brought your homework.
**[20:05] Vigne**
Thanks.
**[20:07] Vigne**
Did I doze off?
**[20:09] Gab**
I don't know what you were dreaming about,
**[20:12] Gab**
but just so you know, there's only one me.
**[20:20] Vigne**
Thanks for bringing me my homework, Gab.
**[20:24] Gab**
Vigne.
**[20:25] Vigne**
Yeah?
**[20:26] Gab**
I'm thirsty.
**[20:27] Vigne**
Oh, you.
**[20:32] Vigne**
Making a sick person serve you tea?
What's the big idea?
**[20:36] Gab**
So, how are you feeling?
**[20:40] Gab**
Still sick?
**[20:41] Vigne**
Oh, right.
**[20:42] Vigne**
I feel much better now.
**[20:47] Gab**
Good to hear.
**[20:51] Vigne**
Gab...
**[20:52] Gab**
What?
**[20:54] Vigne**
You were worried about me?
**[20:56] Vigne**
Of course you were.
**[20:58] Vigne**
You're a sweetheart, deep down.
**[21:01] Gab**
Not really.
**[21:02] Gab**
I only came over to give you our homework.
**[21:05] Vigne**
Come on, don't lie.
**[21:10] Vigne**
Um, Gab-san?
**[21:12] Gab**
What?
**[21:15] Vigne**
Are these two copies
of the same assignment?
**[21:18] Gab**
Oh, yeah.
**[21:20] Gab**
One for you and one for me.
**[21:22] Vigne**
Why'd you give me yours?
**[21:24] Gab**
Figured you could do mine, too.
Two birds, one stone.
**[21:27] Vigne**
Hey, I'm sick, remember?
**[21:29] Gab**
But you said you're feeling better, right?
**[21:33] Vigne**
*That's* why you asked how I was feeling?
**[21:40] Vigne**
Good grief! What is wrong with them all?!
**[21:42] Vigne**
It's like they all came over
just to make me sicker.
**[21:47] Vigne**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Original Udon
**[21:49] Vigne**
Did she forget that?
**[21:53] Vigne**
So she *did* come by because she cares.
**[21:56] (Flashback) Flashback**
I'm all outta dough for the month.
**[22:02] Vigne**
Jeez, that girl.
***SIGN*** Gabriel
***SIGN*** Gabriel
**[22:07] Vigne**
Gabriel?
# 8 - Fall School Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:04] Raphi**
My bra feels so tight.
**[00:06] Raphi**
Oh, no...
**[00:08] Raphi**
I just bought this one the other day.
**[00:15] Raphi narr**
*I managed to get it on,*
**[00:17] Raphi narr**
*but I'll have to keep things low-key today.*
**[00:20] Gab**
No way!
**[00:22] Vigne**
Will you give it up already?
**[00:24] Gab**
No! Never!
**[00:25] Gab**
I won't do it!
**[00:27] Raphi**
Good morning.
**[00:29] Vigne**
Morning, Raphi.
**[00:30] Raphi**
What's going on?
**[00:32] Raphi**
Your class doesn't have gym today.
**[00:34] Vigne**
Sounds like you forgot.
**[00:36] Vigne**
Today, first-years...
**[00:37] Gab**
...have a physical fitness test!
**[00:39] Gab**
It sucks!
**[00:40] Raphi**
What?
**[02:14] Gab**
I absolutely refuse to take
a physical fitness test!
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**[02:17] Vigne**
Gab's been like this all morning.
**[02:20] Gab**
What's the point of this torture?
**[02:22] Satania**
What's the point?
**[02:25] Satania**
There can be only one point!
**[02:27] Satania**
To make it quantitatively clear
who is superior!
**[02:30] Satania**
Now is the time for me to unleash...
**[02:33] Satania**
my sealed power.
**[02:36] Satania**
Just you watch, foolish angels.
**[02:38] Satania**
Today, it's going to be
Satanichia Time, all the time!
**[02:41] Vigne narr**
*Somebody's* really *pumped up.*
**[02:44] Vigne**
You're brimming with energy.
**[02:46] Satania**
Naturally!
**[02:48] Satania**
Today, I'm going to take first place
handily in every event.
**[02:51] Raphi**
Yes, you always were all brawn.
**[02:54] Satania**
Oh, Gabriel...
**[02:56] Satania**
Let's make it a contest. You versus me.
**[02:58] Gab**
Keep me out of your comedy routine.
**[03:01] Satania**
Well, I suppose it's already clear
how this will turn out, anyway.
**[03:04] Satania**
Good luck. You'll need it.
**[03:07] Gab**
I'm not leaving this spot.
**[03:11] Vigne**
Time to improvise.
**[03:12] Vigne**
Gab.
**[03:13] Gab**
What?
**[03:14] Vigne**
If you take the whole fitness test,
**[03:16] Vigne**
I'll treat you to *yakiniku*.
**[03:18] Gab**
*Yakiniku*?!
**[03:19] Vigne**
And it'll be all you can eat.
**[03:22] Gab**
For real?
**[03:23] Vigne**
Oh, yes.
**[03:24] Gab**
For real?!
**[03:27] Vigne**
You can do it!
**[03:35] Raphi narr**
*This sounds like it will be a hoot,*
**[03:37] Raphi narr**
*But I can't use my full range of movement.*
**[03:39] Raphi narr**
*Oh, what a waste...*
**[03:48] Pres**
Huh?!
**[03:49] Pres**
Kurumizawa-san, you're really fast!
**[03:51] Satania**
It's nothing special for me.
**[03:52] Satania**
But I won't stop you from praising me.
**[04:02] Pres**
Tenma-san, at least try to run?
**[04:08] Pres**
That was her top speed?!
**[04:10] Satania**
Pathetic, Gabriel.
**[04:12] Satania**
I was right. You're no match for me.
**[04:15] Gab narr**
**Yakiniku*.*
**[04:16] Gab narr**
**Yakiniku*!*
**[04:18] Satania**
Today, Raphiel would be more worth crushing.
**[04:23] Raphi narr**
*I-I can move even less than I expected.*
**[04:26] Raphi narr**
*Even the slightest carelessness,*
**[04:28] Raphi narr**
*and the hooks will come undone.*
**[04:29] Raphi narr**
*No, they'll break!*
**[04:34] Satania**
Such trivial "competition"!
**[04:36] Satania**
Angels are nothing to fear!
**[04:38] Satania**
Today, you should sear the splendor
**[04:40] Satania**
of my magnificent feats into your minds.
**[04:43] Raphi**
Oh, dear.
**[04:44] Raphi**
Satania-san might outshine us all this time.
**[04:48] Gab**
I couldn't care less.
**[04:50] Gab**
I'm getting through the fitness tests
and eating that meat.
**[04:54] Gab**
Nothing else matters.
**[04:55] Raphi narr**
*I can feel the fire in her soul.*
**[05:02] Vigne**
Wow, Satania's on fire today.
**[05:05] Vigne**
She must really want
first place in everything.
**[05:07] Gab**
Don't care.
**[05:09] Vigne**
Ah, Raphi's up next.
**[05:14] Vigne**
Huh?
**[05:27] Pres**
Wow!
**[05:31] Raphi**
I give.
**[05:32] Pres**
Huh?
**[05:38] Vigne**
The needle isn't budging!
**[05:43] Vigne**
I've never seen someone get so winded
by a grip strength test before.
**[05:49] Raphi**
Here.
**[05:50] Pres**
Um, the needle isn't budging...
**[05:52] Vigne**
Raphi's pretty athletic.
**[05:54] Vigne**
I wonder what's up with her today?
**[05:56] Gab**
Hey.
**[05:58] Gab**
I think I've hit my limit, too.
**[06:01] Vigne**
Huh?
**[06:01] Vigne**
But you already made it this far.
**[06:03] Pres**
Finally, you'll be timed
on the thousand meter run.
**[06:06] Pres**
Please meet up on the grounds outside.
**[06:09] Vigne**
Hear that, Gab?
**[06:10] Vigne**
Only one more—
**[06:13] Vigne**
Hey! You *can* run!
**[06:15] Gab**
A thousand meters? Oh, hell no!
**[06:17] Vigne**
Don't you want your *yakiniku*?
**[06:26] Raphi narr**
*My bra survived this long...*
**[06:28] Raphi narr**
* although my other measurements*
* paid the price.*
**[06:31] Vigne**
Raphi.
**[06:32] Raphi**
Vigne-san.
**[06:33] Raphi**
All done with your thousand-meter run?
**[06:35] Raphi**
Huh? Where's Gab-chan?
**[06:38] Vigne**
She dropped like a rock
as soon as she finished.
**[06:41] Raphi**
She really stuck to it.
**[06:43] Vigne**
I'll have to take her to *yakiniku* later.
**[06:46] Vigne**
Oh, before I forget,
**[06:47] Vigne**
Gab gave me a message for you.
**[06:49] (Flashback) Gab**
If we let Satania have her day,
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**[06:51] (Flashback) Gab**
she'll take the brakes off for a week.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Gab**
You've got to stop her.
**[06:57] Vigne**
What do you think?
**[06:58] Raphi**
I can't see much harm from Satania-san
getting a little carried away.
**[07:06] Raphi**
Ah, I see her point.
**[07:07] Raphi**
A week of this would be too much.
**[07:09] Raphi**
I understand.
**[07:10] Raphi**
I'll challenge Satania-san
to a long-distance race.
**[07:13] Vigne**
Huh?
**[07:14] Vigne**
But you seem under the weather today.
**[07:16] Vigne**
Are you sure?
**[07:18] Raphi**
It's true...
**[07:19] Raphi**
It may not hold...
**[07:22] Raphi**
But even if worse comes to worst...
**[07:26] Raphi**
I made a promise to Gab.
**[07:28] Raphi**
I'll see it through!
**[07:29] Vigne**
When did the situation get so dramatic?!
**[07:32] Raphi**
Satania-san.
**[07:34] Satania**
Oh, here to cheer me on?
**[07:37] Raphi**
Would you care to compete with me?
**[07:39] Satania**
You, challenging me? How rare.
**[07:42] Satania**
I accept your challenge!
**[07:43] Satania**
Though I already know I'll crush you.
**[07:47] Girl**
On your mark, get set...
**[07:52] Satania**
What?!
**[07:52] Satania**
Hey!
**[07:53] Satania**
You were saving your energy
for this, weren't you?!
**[07:56] Satania**
But I won't let you have your way!
**[07:59] Raphi narr**
*She's fast.*
**[08:02] Raphi narr**
*But...*
**[08:03] Raphi narr**
*my bra's holding.*
**[08:05] Raphi narr**
*I can't simply give up!*
**[08:07] Satania**
Huh?!
**[08:08] Satania**
Why, you!
**[08:09] Raphi**
I won't lose!
**[08:11] Raphi narr**
*Just a little longer.*
**[08:12] Raphi narr**
*Hang on just a little longer!*
**[08:16] Satania**
The last spurt!
**[08:28] Satania**
Hup!
**[08:33] Satania**
Wait a sec!
**[08:36] Satania**
Gah!
**[08:38] Satania**
My perfect winning streak, ruined!
**[08:42] Satania**
Hey, why didn't you go
all out from the start?!
**[08:45] Satania**
It would've been more fun that way!
**[08:47] Satania**
Well, whatever.
**[08:49] Satania**
I give you props
**[08:50] Satania**
for obstructing my perfect streak,
even if it was just a fluke.
***SIGN*** Devil
**[08:53] Satania**
In recognition of your performance,
**[08:55] Satania**
I'll award you the Special Satanichia Medal.
**[08:58] Raphi**
What?
**[08:59] Raphi**
Ah...
**[09:00] Raphi**
Thank you.
**[09:02] Satania**
Why do you look so unhappy?!
**[09:03] Raphi**
I have something bigger
on my mind right now.
**[09:05] Vigne**
Gab, Raphi hit a home run for you!
**[09:08] Gab**
Where's my *yakiniku*?
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**[09:16] Vigne**
It's go time.
**[09:17] Vigne**
Are you prepared?
**[09:20] Satania**
Leave this to me.
**[09:22] Satania**
I'm all kinds of prepared.
**[09:25] (Flashback) Satania**
An interview exam?
**[09:27] (Flashback) Satania**
Never heard of it.
**[09:29] (Flashback) Gab**
You would've if you listened.
**[09:31] (Flashback) Satania**
Well, it's not a problem for me, anyway.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Satania**
An interview would be a breeze for me.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Gab**
Word is you gotta take a special
remedial class if you fail it.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Satania**
Huh?
**[09:40] (Flashback) Gab**
And the biggest problem is...
**[09:42] (Flashback) Gab**
The interviewer is Sunglasses.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Gab**
One wrong answer and he might blow a gasket.
**[09:50] (Flashback) Satania**
Teach me the art of the interview.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Gab**
Lucky they had just
the book you needed, huh?
**[09:58] (Flashback) Satania**
You saved me some trouble
by finding me a good book.
**[10:01] (Flashback) Satania**
You did well, for you.
**[10:02] (Flashback) Gab**
Hey, I'm still technically an angel, anyway.
**[10:08] Satania**
Thanks to this book,
I'm completely interview-ready.
**[10:11] Satania**
Sunglasses isn't worth my fear!
**[10:15] Vigne**
This is it, Satania.
**[10:16] Satania**
Bring it on.
**[10:18] Satania narr**
*Whoops.*
**[10:18] Satania narr**
*Can't bring this in with me.*
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**[10:26] Sensei**
Come in.
**[10:29] Vigne**
Pardon me.
**[10:36] Sensei**
Where's the other one?
**[10:38] Vigne**
H-Huh?
**[10:39] Vigne**
Satania?
**[10:41] Satania narr**
*Sweet, naïve Vignette.*
**[10:43] Satania narr**
*You don't know how to make an entrance.*
**[10:45] Satania narr**
*Behold my entrance!*
**[10:49] Vigne**
Huh?
**[10:52] Satania**
Guarandoo!
**[10:54] Vigne**
What are you doing?!
**[10:56] Vigne**
This is no time to goof around!
**[10:58] Vigne**
You're already singled out
as a problem child!
**[11:01] Vigne narr**
*Now Sensei's going to be furious.*
**[11:04] Sensei**
Let's begin.
**[11:05] Sensei**
State your names and schools, please.
**[11:08] Vigne narr**
*He's... not?*
**[11:09] Vigne narr**
*Thank goodness.*
**[11:11] Vigne narr**
*He's giving us a chance to recover.*
**[11:14] Vigne**
I'm Tsukinose Vignette April,
**[11:16] Vigne**
graduate of Maiten High School.
**[11:18] Vigne narr**
*Satania, we can still save this,*
**[11:21] Vigne narr**
*just take it seriously from here on!*
**[11:24] Satania**
You want my name?
**[11:26] Satania**
Proper etiquette is introduce yourself
before asking another's name!
**[11:30] Vigne narr**
*You dumb demon!*
**[11:33] Vigne narr**
*It's over.*
**[11:33] Vigne narr**
*It's all over.*
**[11:35] Vigne narr**
*He's going to blow up for sure!*
**[11:37] Sensei**
Take a seat.
**[11:39] Vigne narr**
*He ignored it* again*?!*
**[11:40] Vigne**
Thank you.
**[11:43] Vigne narr**
*What's going on here?*
**[11:44] Vigne narr**
* Normally, that would be*
* guaranteed to get him yelling.*
**[11:47] Vigne narr**
*He's being awfully nice today...*
**[11:49] Vigne narr**
*But...*
**[11:50] Vigne narr**
*that makes him even scarier!*
**[11:52] Vigne narr**
* We can't afford any screw-ups*
* from this point on.*
**[11:55] Vigne narr**
*But... But...*
**[11:59] Vigne narr**
*What kind of interview hack is that?!*
**[12:02] Vigne narr**
*This is bad. Very bad!*
**[12:03] Vigne narr**
*Satania's on track to incur Sensei's wrath.*
**[12:06] Vigne narr**
*I have to correct our course.*
**[12:10] Satania narr**
*Perfection.*
**[12:11] Satania narr**
* In fact, this is so perfect that it seems*
* Sunglasses has been dumbstruck.*
**[12:16] Satania narr**
*Vignette, are you nervous?*
**[12:19] Satania narr**
*Loosen up, my dear.*
**[12:21] Sensei**
I'll start the questions, then.
**[12:23] Sensei**
Why do you want to work for our company?
**[12:26] Sensei**
Tsukinose-san.
**[12:27] Vigne**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[12:29] Vigne**
I want to devote my life to helping others.
**[12:32] Vigne**
I believe that I can make my dream
a reality at your company.
**[12:36] Sensei**
I see.
**[12:37] Vigne narr**
*Follow my lead, Satania.*
**[12:39] Vigne narr**
* I'm begging you,*
* answer like a normal person!*
**[12:43] Vigne narr**
*She got the message!*
**[12:44] Sensei**
Kurumizawa-san, please go ahead.
**[12:47] Satania**
I...
**[12:48] Satania**
feel...
**[12:49] Satania**
so...
**[12:50] Satania**
good!
**[12:52] Vigne narr**
*Damn it!*
**[12:52] Vigne narr**
*It didn't get across at all!*
**[12:54] Vigne narr**
*And I have no idea what she's going for now!*
**[12:57] Vigne narr**
*What do I do?*
**[12:58] Vigne narr**
*How can I get through to Satania?*
**[12:59] Sensei**
Tsukinose-san.
**[13:01] Sensei**
Tsukinose-san?
**[13:02] Vigne**
Huh?
**[13:03] Vigne**
Y-Y-Yes, sir!
**[13:04] Sensei**
Finally, please promote yourself.
**[13:07] Vigne**
Y-Y-Yes, sir.
**[13:08] Vigne**
U-Uh...
**[13:09] Vigne narr**
*Oh, no!*
**[13:10] Vigne narr**
* I got so distracted that my thoughts*
* are all jumbled now...*
**[13:13] Vigne**
Um, I...
**[13:18] Satania**
*Calm yourself, Vignette.*
**[13:21] Satania**
*You're a capable demon. Just focus.*
**[13:23] Satania**
* Yes, you need only follow my lead*
* and answer confidently.*
**[13:27] Satania**
*Have courage, Vignette.*
**[13:29] Satania**
*Vignette.*
**[13:31] Satania**
*Vignette...*
**[13:32] Vigne narr**
*Satania...*
**[13:33] Vigne narr**
*What's that weird smile for?*
**[13:38] Vigne**
When I run into a problem,
**[13:40] Vigne**
I tend to overthink things and agonize.
**[13:43] Vigne**
But I've always found a solution
to overcome any obstacles.
**[13:47] Vigne**
Whatever difficulties life may have
in store for me,
**[13:50] Vigne**
I intend to approach and overcome them
with a positive attitude.
**[13:54] Sensei**
I see.
**[13:55] Sensei**
Thank you.
**[13:57] Vigne narr**
*I said it!*
**[13:59] Vigne narr**
*Thanks, Satania.*
**[14:00] Vigne narr**
*In a way, you helped me out.*
**[14:03] Sensei**
Next, Kurumizawa-san.
**[14:04] Sensei**
Go ahead.
**[14:06] Satania**
Promote myself?
**[14:08] Satania**
Can't you feel it?
**[14:10] Satania**
This aura radiating from me.
**[14:13] Satania**
With charisma like mine,
**[14:15] Satania**
I don't need my own self-promotion spiel!
**[14:19] Vigne narr**
*I can't find a solution to this problem!*
**[14:23] Vigne narr**
*It's all over.*
**[14:25] Vigne narr**
*I'm sorry, Satania.*
**[14:26] Vigne narr**
*I wasn't strong enough to stop you.*
**[14:29] Vigne narr**
*Here comes the yelling...*
**[14:31] Sensei**
Thank you.
**[14:33] Sensei**
You may leave now.
**[14:34] Vigne narr**
*She got away with it?!*
**[14:35] Vigne narr**
*Wh-What's going on?*
**[14:37] Vigne narr**
*Is this normal in the human world?*
**[14:40] Vigne narr**
*Well, we made it through the interview.*
**[14:42] Vigne narr**
*Thank goodness.*
**[14:44] Vigne**
Thank you for your time.
**[14:47] Satania**
It was a pretty good interview.
**[14:49] Sensei**
Kurumizawa.
**[14:53] Sensei**
We need to talk.
**[14:58] Satania**
I passed?!
***SIGN*** Maiten High School
**[15:00] Satania narr**
*After that, I got in trouble, big time.*
**[15:11] Gab narr**
*Starving... can't move...*
**[15:15] Gab narr**
* Maybe I overdid*
* the microtransactions this month.*
**[15:17] Gab narr**
* I haven't eaten since last night,*
* and I'm broke.*
**[15:21] Gab narr**
*How am I gonna get dinner?*
**[15:24] Pres**
Tenma-san.
**[15:26] Gab**
Hey, Prez.
**[15:28] Pres**
Thank God I caught you before you left.
**[15:31] Pres**
You haven't turned in the homework due today.
**[15:34] Gab**
Oh, yeah. My bad.
**[15:35] Gab**
Totally slipped my mind.
**[15:37] Pres**
Well, good thing I caught it.
**[15:39] Gab**
You headin' home, Prez?
**[15:40] Pres**
I have a club meeting, actually.
**[15:43] Gab**
Clubs, huh...
**[15:45] Gab**
Youngsters sure are energetic.
**[15:46] Pres**
We're the same age.
**[15:49] Pres**
Are there any clubs you'd like to join?
**[15:51] Gab**
Nope!
**[15:52] Pres**
Instant answer!
**[15:54] Pres**
Oh, okay.
**[15:55] Pres**
That's too bad.
**[15:56] Gab**
What club are you in, Prez?
**[15:58] Pres**
I'm in the cooking club.
**[16:02] Gab**
I've always wanted to join the cooking club!
**[16:04] Pres**
"Always" when?!
**[16:05] Pres**
Are you interested in cooking?
**[16:07] Gab**
Oh, yes.
**[16:09] Gab**
Would you mind if I sample—
**[16:10] Gab**
I mean, sat in on your meeting?
**[16:13] Pres**
"Sample"?
**[16:15] Pres**
Prospective members are always welcome.
**[16:17] Pres**
Shall we?
**[16:18] Gab narr**
*Hello, free meal!*
***SIGN*** Student Kitchen
**[16:22] Pres**
So today,
**[16:23] Pres**
Tenma-san is here to sit
in on our club meeting.
**[16:25] Gab**
Nice to meet you!
**[16:27] Tanaka**
Yoo-hoo, Tenma-san!
**[16:28] Ueno**
Welcome to the cooking club!
**[16:32] Gab**
Who're you again?
**[16:33] Tanaka**
Ouch!
**[16:34] Ueno**
We're in your class...
**[16:36] Gab**
My class...
**[16:38] Tanaka**
It's me, Tanaka!
**[16:39] Ueno**
And I'm Ueno.
**[16:41] Ueno**
Tenma-san, what brought you
to check out our club today?
**[16:44] Gab**
The hope that you'd feed me good grub!
**[16:47] Pres**
That's not what you said earlier!
**[16:49] Tanaka**
All right! Leave it to us!
**[16:50] Tanaka**
We'll bust out our best recipes for you.
**[16:52] Ueno**
We happen to think we're pretty good cooks.
**[16:57] Girls**
Any requests?
**[16:59] Gab**
Hotpot and donburi!
**[17:00] Pres**
That's a lot of food!
**[17:02] Pres**
All right.
**[17:03] Pres**
Then, I'll help out, too.
**[17:05] Tanaka**
I don't know about that, Machiko.
**[17:06] Ueno**
You be good and sit, okay?
**[17:08] Pres**
That's mean!
**[17:10] Pres**
Wait, this doesn't mean
I'm a bad cook, okay?
**[17:13] Pres**
Those two are just too good, that's all.
**[17:15] Gab**
Prez...
**[17:16] Gab**
Your name's Machiko?
**[17:18] Girls**
That's why?!
**[17:19] Gab**
Everybody always calls you "Prez."
**[17:21] Gab**
I figured "class president"
was a species name.
**[17:23] Pres**
How'd you reach that conclusion?!
**[17:25] Tanaka**
It's true that Machiko's been
class president forever, though.
**[17:28] Ueno**
Since third grade, I think?
**[17:30] Pres**
That's true.
**[17:32] Tanaka**
Will the real class president
please stand up?
**[17:34] Ueno**
We'll keep counting on you in the future.
**[17:36] Gab**
Class president of class presidents.
**[17:38] Pres**
What do I say to this?
**[17:41] Pres**
We only have so much time,
**[17:42] Pres**
so let's get to work.
**[17:43] Girls**
Aye-aye!
**[17:45] Tanaka**
All right, time to get cooking!
**[17:46] Ueno**
Let's do this!
**[17:48] Tanaka**
Here we go!
**[17:49] Ueno**
This show is about to hit the road!
**[17:51] Pres**
Jeez, will you stop goofing around?
**[17:53] Tanaka**
Okay, okay.
**[17:56] Tanaka**
Et voilà!
**[17:57] Gab**
What is it?
**[17:58] Tanaka**
Tanin-don.
**[18:00] Tanaka**
We don't have much time,
**[18:01] Tanaka**
so I whipped up something real fast.
**[18:04] Tanaka**
Oh, but don't assume
that I took any shortcuts!
**[18:07] Tanaka**
For the sauce, I made stock
from scratch and—
**[18:10] Pres**
She's not listening!
**[18:11] Ueno**
Here's your dessert.
**[18:13] Gab**
Dessert?!
**[18:14] Gab**
You can make parfaits?
**[18:16] Ueno**
It's pretty easy.
**[18:17] Ueno**
Just find whipped cream
and fruit for toppings,
**[18:20] Ueno**
and you're done.
**[18:21] Ueno**
But for this arrangement, I very carefully—
**[18:25] Pres**
She still isn't listening!
**[18:27] Pres**
But she seems to really enjoy the food.
**[18:33] Girls**
Twin-tailed Tenma-san!
**[18:35] Pres**
What are you doing now?
**[18:37] Tanaka**
She's so cute, we couldn't help ourselves.
**[18:40] Pres**
Won't doing her hair
while she's eating annoy her?
**[18:43] Pres**
It's like she didn't even notice.
**[18:45] Gab**
Good stuff.
**[18:46] Gab**
Seconds!
**[18:47] Tanaka**
Comin' right up!
**[18:48] Inoue**
Tenma-san, you have a hearty appetite!
**[18:52] Gab**
Now that was good.
**[18:54] Gab**
Thanks for the food.
**[18:55] Gab narr**
* I can't believe I got to eat*
* for free, got dessert,*
**[18:58] Gab narr**
*and even got seconds...*
**[19:00] Gab narr**
*Have I found Paradise?*
**[19:03] Gab**
Prez.
**[19:04] Gab**
No... Machiko.
**[19:05] Pres**
Just "Prez" is fine.
**[19:07] Gab**
Your bringing me here was a great deed.
**[19:11] Pres**
Deed?
**[19:12] Gab**
Indeed.
**[19:13] Gab**
Thus, when your time comes...
**[19:15] Gab**
I'll send you to Heaven!
**[19:17] Pres**
What are you talking about?
**[19:18] Pres**
That's morbid!
**[19:20] Gab**
Your cooking pleased me greatly.
**[19:22] Gab**
I praise you.
**[19:23] Girls**
We are honored.
**[19:25] Gab**
I promise a place in Heaven
for you as well.
**[19:28] Girls**
Woo-hoo!
**[19:29] Pres**
What authority do you have to promise that?
**[19:33] Gab**
That was seriously delicious.
**[19:35] Gab**
I want to be able
to make stuff like that, too.
**[19:38] Pres**
Then won't you join our club?
**[19:39] Girls**
Mm-hm, mm-hm!
**[19:40] Gab**
Let me think...
**[19:42] Gab**
All right, I'll join.
**[19:43] Pres**
Really?
**[19:44] Girls**
Awesome!
**[19:46] Gab**
I haven't been in a club,
**[19:47] Gab**
and it seems like I'd get
to encounter new dishes.
**[19:50] Gab**
Taste-testing club is the best!
**[19:52] Pres**
We're the cooking club.
**[19:54] Pres**
When did it get this late?
**[19:56] Gab**
Guess I should head home.
**[19:58] Gab**
Bye.
**[19:59] Gab**
Thanks for feeding me today.
**[20:00] Tanaka**
Glad you liked it.
**[20:01] Ueno**
Come hang out again, okay?
**[20:05] Gab**
I'll definitely be back!
**[20:07] Pres**
A high-energy answer?!
**[20:11] Tanaka**
Hey, Machiko.
**[20:13] Tanaka**
If Tenma-san joins our club...
**[20:15] Ueno**
...let's make it a taste-testing club!
**[20:17] Pres**
We're not changing the club.
**[20:25] Satania narr**
*Shoot.*
**[20:26] Satania narr**
*I don't have my umbrella.*
**[20:30] Raphiel**
Would you join me under my umbrella?
**[20:41] Satania**
Wh-What're you after?
**[20:43] Raphiel**
Pardon?
**[20:44] Satania**
You only do things like this
**[20:46] Satania**
when you're plotting something!
**[20:48] Raphiel**
Goodness,
**[20:49] Raphiel**
how could you say that?
**[20:52] Rahpiel**
As an angel,
**[20:53] Rahpiel**
it goes without saying
that I'd help someone in need.
**[20:57] Satania**
I'm not convinced!
**[21:00] Raphi**
Come on.
**[21:01] Raphi**
Let's go.
**[21:12] Raphi**
Um, you can let your guard down.
**[21:15] Satania**
The hell I can!
**[21:16] Satania**
You could have traps set up anywhere.
**[21:19] Satania**
That puddle... Could it be?
**[21:27] [SONG] Text**
Baked Sweet Potatoes
**[21:27] Satania**
That van... Could it be?
**[21:30] Satania**
The dog's behind the wheel?!
**[21:32] Satania**
I can't relax for a
second—not even to blink.
**[21:35] Raphiel narr**
* I'm actually not planning*
* on doing anything...*
**[21:39] Raphi**
The rain let up.
**[21:40] Satania**
Yeah.
**[21:44] Satania**
A frog!
**[21:47] Satania**
Ha, frogs.
**[21:48] Satania**
I never get tired of their weird faces.
**[21:51] Satania**
Raphiel, don't you think they're—
**[21:54] Raphi**
You're so right!
**[21:56] Satania**
Don't tell me you're afraid of...
**[22:02] Satania**
Wait for me, Raphiel!
**[22:04] Raphi**
Satania-san, put the frog down!
# 9 - Christmas and New Year's Eve Surprise
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:05] Vigne**
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
**[00:07] Vigne**
jingle all the way.
**[00:10] Vigne**
Oh, what fun it is to celebrate
Christmas on this day.
**[00:14] Raphi**
Vigne-san.
**[00:16] Raphi**
Will this do for the cake base?
**[00:19] Vigne**
It's perfect.
**[00:21] Raphi**
I'm so looking forward
to our Christmas party.
**[00:24] Raphi**
Today, let's celebrate the
birth of Jesus Christ in style.
**[00:28] Vigne**
Should I really be
getting excited about this?
**[00:32] Vigne**
Some demon I am.
**[00:33] Raphi**
In Japan, Christmas is just
another commercial holiday.
**[00:36] Raphi**
I think that leaves you in the clear.
**[00:38] Vigne**
Y-Yeah!
***SIGN*** Satania
**[00:43] Vigne**
It's Satania.
**[00:44] Vigne**
Great timing.
**[00:46] Vigne**
Hey, Raphi and I are—
**[00:47] Satania**
Already past caring.
**[00:49] Satania**
Do you know what day it is?
**[00:50] Satania**
*Do you know what day it is?*
**[00:51] Vigne**
Huh?
**[00:52] Satania**
Listen very carefully.
**[00:53] Satania**
Today is...
**[00:55] Satania**
Christ's birthday!
**[00:58] Satania**
We can't make merry
on this detestable day.
**[01:01] Satania**
If there's any day
**[01:03] Satania**
to strike fear
into human hearts, it's today!
**[01:07] Satania**
*I'm on my way there!*
**[01:08] Satania**
*We're talking strategy!*
**[01:10] Vigne**
Huh? Wait—
***SIGN*** Beep
**[01:15] Raphi**
It seems things just got interest—
**[01:16] Raphi**
Ahem, that the party's gone awry.
***SIGN*** Episode 9 Christmas and New Year's Eve Surprise
**[02:56] Satania**
Vignette!
**[02:57] Satania**
Emergency demon council convenes now!
**[03:00] Satania**
Huh?
**[03:06] Girls**
Merry Christmas!
**[03:11] Satania**
Huh?
**[03:12] Vigne**
We've been waiting for you, Satania.
**[03:15] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:17] Raphi**
Come, come, come this way.
**[03:18] Raphi**
Merry Christmas to you.
**[03:20] Satania**
Wait, what? What's going on?
**[03:23] Vigne**
What do you mean?
It's a merry Christmas, right?
**[03:25] Raphi**
Absolutely.
**[03:26] Raphi**
A very merry Christmas indeed.
**[03:29] Vigne**
Come on, Satania, say it with us.
**[03:31] Satania**
Why should I—
**[03:39] Vigne**
Satania.
**[03:41] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:42] Raphi**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:44] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:45] Raphi**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:47] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:48] Raphi**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:50] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:51] Raphi**
Merry Christmas.
**[03:53] Satania**
Merry Christmas!
**[03:55] Girls**
Yay!
**[03:57] Vigne narr**
*Got her!*
**[03:58] Raphi**
Merry Christmas...
**[03:59] Raphi**
Melon Breadmas...
**[04:01] Raphi**
Merry Christmas...
**[04:02] Vigne narr**
*I thought it might be too hard a sell,*
**[04:03] Raphi**
Melon Breadmas...
**[04:05] Raphi**
Merry Christmas...
**[04:05] Vigne narr**
* but it looks like she didn't notice*
* the "Christ" in "Christmas."*
**[04:06] Raphi**
Melon Breadmas...
**[04:09] Vigne narr**
*Here we go.*
**[04:10] Vigne narr**
*Operation: Get Satania into Party Mode*
**[04:11] Vigne narr**
* and Make Her Enjoy Christmas*
* Without Ever Being the Wiser!*
**[04:15] Satania**
Well, aren't you two enthusiastic?
**[04:17] Satania**
I like it.
**[04:18] Vigne**
Huh?
**[04:19] Vigne**
Uh, r-right.
**[04:20] Raphi**
It's a big event, after all.
**[04:22] Satania**
Oh, yes. A big...
**[04:25] Satania**
...event?
**[04:27] Satania narr**
That's right...
**[04:28] Satania narr**
There was something about today...
**[04:30] Satania narr**
I feel like I'm forgetting
something important...
**[04:33] Vigne**
A-Actually!
**[04:34] Vigne**
Christmas is a day for eating cake
and partying, just for the sake of it!
**[04:39] Satania**
Huh?
**[04:39] Vigne**
Isn't that right, Raphi?
**[04:41] Raphi**
In Japan, at least—
**[04:43] Vigne**
Spare us the minor details!
**[04:44] Raphi**
Merry Christmas...
**[04:46] Raphi**
Melon Breadmas...
**[04:47] Raphi**
Merry Christmas...
**[04:50] Satania**
Cake and partying?
**[04:52] Satania**
That's cool.
**[04:54] Vigne narr**
*Good.*
**[04:55] Raphi**
Satania-san, actually,
**[04:56] Raphi**
there's a costume that just screams
"the star of Christmas"...
**[05:01] Satania**
Star?
**[05:02] Raphi**
And who else but Satania
could shine so brightly?
**[05:07] Raphi**
It's you, after all,
**[05:09] Raphi**
who's a star...
**[05:13] Vigne**
S-Satania?
**[05:16] Satania**
Well, that goes without saying.
**[05:20] Raphi**
Then let's get changed.
**[05:25] Vigne narr**
*Good thing I made a Santa outfit for Satania.*
**[05:30] Raphi**
Sorry for the wait.
**[05:32] Vigne**
Why are *you* wearing it?
**[05:39] Vigne**
What have you done?
**[05:41] Vigne**
And why a reindeer costume?!
I know I made one, but...
**[05:45] Raphi**
I made a little oopsie.
**[05:46] [SONG] Text**
Pre
**[05:46] Vigne narr**
This was premeditated.
**[05:47] [SONG] Text**
Premedi
**[05:47] [SONG] Text**
Premeditated
**[05:49] Satania**
Why am I dressed like this?
**[05:52] Vigne**
Wow, you look so great!
**[05:54] Vigne**
Yup, stars always stand out.
**[05:57] Satania**
Except Raphiel looks
more like the star to me.
**[06:01] Vigne**
Oh, yeah. The cake!
**[06:02] Vigne**
We haven't decorated the cake yet!
**[06:05] Satania**
Cake?
**[06:08] Satania**
I can decorate this however I want?
**[06:10] Vigne**
Yes.
**[06:12] Satania**
Interesting!
**[06:13] Satania**
Time to show off my starrish good taste!
**[06:16] Vigne narr**
*That should keep her occupied.*
**[06:18] Satania**
First, I'll draw a bat with chocolate icing.
**[06:21] Vigne**
No, remember, this is a shortcake.
**[06:24] Satania**
What's this?
**[06:25] Vigne**
A sugar cake topper.
**[06:27] Vigne**
It's edible.
**[06:36] Raphi**
Oh, my.
**[06:37] Raphi**
Oh, dear.
**[06:40] Vigne**
Why would you *eat*
the cake's main decoration?!
**[06:43] Satania**
Huh? It was a decoration?
**[06:45] Satania**
You said it was edible, so...
**[06:47] Raphi**
Let's replace it with something else.
**[06:50] Vigne**
Like what?
**[06:53] Vigne**
Of all things, a cross?!
**[06:56] Raphi**
Now we're safe.
**[06:57] Vigne narr**
*Are you sure?*
**[06:59] Satania**
Why a cross?
**[07:01] Satania narr**
*Huh?*
**[07:02] Satania narr**
*Come to think of it...*
**[07:03] Satania narr**
*I feel like...*
**[07:04] Satania narr**
*I'm forgetting something about today...*
**[07:07] Vigne**
Satania!
**[07:08] Vigne**
Weren't you going to ice it
with chocolate and make it really cool?
**[07:12] Satania**
Can I? Can I?
**[07:14] Vigne**
Mhm, mhm!
**[07:15] Vigne narr**
* Farewell, my traditional*
* Christmas shortcake...*
**[07:19] Satania**
Perfection.
***SIGN*** Special Satanichia Black Special and Special
**[07:20] Satania**
My Special Satanichia
Black Special and Special!
**[07:26] Raphi**
These days, they make chocolate
Christmas cakes, too.
**[07:29] Vigne**
Well, I guess we're all ready now.
**[07:31] Vigne**
I'll call Gab.
**[07:33] Raphi**
Yes.
**[07:34] Raphi**
Once Gab-chan arrives...
**[07:36] Raphi**
We'll all celebrate the birth of our Lord.
**[07:41] Satania**
The birth of your Lor—
**[07:44] Satania narr**
*I remember now.*
**[07:45] Satania narr**
*I'm not a reindeer.*
**[07:47] Satania narr**
*This isn't just about cake and partying.*
**[07:49] Satania narr**
*Christmas is...*
**[07:51] Satania**
I remember! Today's—
**[07:52] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[07:54] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[07:56] Satania**
Vignette, Christmas isn't just—
**[07:58] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[08:00] Vigne**
Merry Christmas.
**[08:02] Vigne**
Merry Christmas!
**[08:07] Gab**
Yo.
**[08:08] Vigne**
Welcome, Gab.
**[08:10] Raphi**
Gab-chan, good evening.
**[08:18] Gab**
Literally "putting Christ's suffering
back into Christmas"?
**[08:21] Raphi**
Oh, you mean the poor dog?
**[08:23] Raphi**
I found him out in the cold,
wagging his tail.
**[08:27] Gab**
No, not the dog. Sata—
**[08:29] Vigne**
Satania?
**[08:31] Vigne**
What about Satania?
What about her?
**[08:38] Gab**
Eh, whatevs.
**[08:42] Vigne**
Okay, now that we're all here...
**[08:45] Vigne**
Let's dig in!
**[08:46] Raphi**
Yes, let's.
**[08:48] Vigne**
What do you think of my turkey?
**[08:51] Raphi**
We made meatloaf, too.
**[08:55] Vigne**
Jeez, don't just grunt.
**[08:57] Vigne**
Tell us it's good!
**[09:01] Raphi**
That's our Gab-chan.
**[09:20] Satania**
I'm free!
**[09:21] Satania**
Well done, dog!
**[09:23] Satania**
Hey! You three!
**[09:24] Satania**
You're not making merry
on this accursed day on my watch—
**[09:31] Satania**
Huh?
**[09:32] Satania**
Uh...
**[09:33] Satania**
For me?
**[09:36] Satania**
If you think my will's
that weak, think—
**[09:38] Gab**
'Kay, none for you.
**[09:39] Satania**
Offer it more persistently!
**[09:45] Satania**
Come on, dog!
**[09:46] Satania**
Chew through this rope, too!
**[09:52] Satania**
Bah humbug, bah humbug,
**[09:53] Satania**
bah humbug!
**[09:55] Satania**
Go ahead, enjoy yourselves...
while you still can.
**[09:58] Satania**
When I hold the human world
in the palm of my hand,
**[10:01] Satania**
the first thing I'll do is
corrupt holidays like this!
**[10:04] Satania**
Celebrating the birth of Christ?
***SIGN*** The Birth of Christ
**[10:06] Satania**
We'll celebrate the birth of the Archdemon!
***SIGN*** The Birth of Demon Rule
**[10:08] Satania**
I'll turn humans into wax dolls
for the nativity scene!
**[10:18] Vigne**
Sorry.
**[10:19] Vigne**
I dropped my fork.
**[10:22] Raphi**
She threw it with all her strength.
**[10:25] Gab**
She's a force to reckon with
when an event's on.
**[10:29] Raphi**
It was the last straw after her patience
during our preparations.
**[10:33] Gab**
Hey, don't try to stop the Vigne train.
It'll rain blood.
**[10:38] Raphi**
Don't despair.
**[10:40] Raphi**
I have good news.
**[10:41] Satania**
Huh?
**[10:42] Satania**
What?
**[10:42] Raphi**
On Christmas, good children get presents.
**[10:46] Satania**
Presents?!
**[10:47] Satania**
What is it? What do I get?
**[10:49] Raphi**
Satania-san,
**[10:51] Raphi**
you won't get anything
unless you're a good child.
**[10:55] Satania**
A good child?
**[10:56] Satania**
What the hell?
**[10:57] Satania**
I'm a demon!
**[10:58] Satania**
I can't do that.
**[11:00] Raphi**
Do not worry.
**[11:01] Raphi**
Simply follow my instructions...
**[11:04] Raphi**
Mumble, mumble, mumble...
**[11:05] Gab narr**
*What's she gonna make her do?*
**[11:07] Gab narr**
*I'm gettin' all kinds of bad vibes here.*
**[11:09] Gab narr**
*Time to split.*
**[11:14] Vigne**
Oh, Gab...
**[11:16] Vigne**
Where might you be going?
**[11:18] Vigne**
The party isn't over yet.
**[11:20] Gab**
S-Stay calm!
**[11:21] Raphi**
Oh, girls!
**[11:22] Raphi**
Satania-san's ready to be a good child now.
**[11:26] Girls**
Huh?
**[11:27] Satania**
I'm Satanya.
**[11:28] Satania**
I'm thwee.
**[11:30] Vigne**
*This* is what she meant?
**[11:32] Gab**
Who's *this* fanservice for?
**[11:34] Vigne**
We don't have any presents
in the first place.
**[11:37] Satania**
You tricked me?!
**[11:41] Gab**
This Christmas is all kinds of messed up.
**[11:51] Gab**
A New Year's shrine visit in *this* cold?
**[11:54] Gab**
Why can't we just take it easy inside?
**[11:56] Vigne**
It's better to pay your respects properly
**[11:59] Vigne**
to start the new year on the right foot.
**[12:01] Gab**
Nobody paying respects
to the real angel right here.
**[12:04] Vigne**
That's... true.
**[12:05] Gab**
Stupid humans should come worship me,
bearing gifts of cash, cash, and cash.
**[12:10] Vigne narr**
* No one would want to pray*
* to an angel like you.*
**[12:13] Raphi**
Our first shrine visit.
**[12:14] Raphi**
How exhilarating.
**[12:16] Vigne**
Exhilarating?
**[12:17] Raphi**
Visiting the altar of another god...
**[12:20] Raphi**
Oh, it's so blasphemous!
**[12:22] Vigne**
Don't derive that form of pleasure from this.
**[12:25] Satania**
Rejoice! Your wait is over!
**[12:27] Vigne**
Hey, what took you—
**[12:29] Vigne**
Uh, Satania?!
**[12:30] Vigne**
What are you wearing?!
**[12:32] Satania**
You wear these
on a first shrine visit, right?
**[12:34] Satania**
These "kimono" things!
**[12:35] Vigne**
That's a *yukata*!
**[12:37] Satania**
What? I got the wrong one?!
**[12:38] Satania**
You'll pay for this, Hell Shopping Network!
**[12:41] Vigne**
You should stop paying them for stuff first.
**[12:44] Vigne**
Come on. You'll catch a cold in that.
**[12:49] Gab**
Ain't no rest for the wicked.
Even on New Year's Eve.
**[12:57] Raphi**
What a crowd.
**[12:59] Vigne**
We'd best take care not to get separated.
**[13:02] Vigne**
Gab, how are you holding up—
**[13:04] Vigne**
Oh, sheesh!
**[13:06] Vigne**
Gab!
**[13:07] Vigne**
Grab my hand!
**[13:12] Vigne**
Yes!
**[13:13] Vigne**
I've got y—
**[13:14] Vigne**
Huh?
**[13:17] Gab**
Three more seconds in there
and I was gonna blow.
**[13:20] Vigne**
The first trumpet of the apocalypse again?!
**[13:26] Vigne narration**
*May everyone have good health this year.*
**[13:29] Satania**
I am a future archdemon!
**[13:31] Satania**
I bow to no one.
**[13:33] Vigne**
At least put your hands together.
**[13:37] Vigne**
Wh— You guys,
that's not how you pray here!
**[13:40] Vigne**
Stop! You're going to mess up the shrine!
**[13:43] Vigne**
Good grief! We were *this* close to mass panic.
**[13:46] Raphi**
I'm so sorry.
**[13:47] Raphi**
Force of habit.
**[13:48] Vigne**
Anyway, it's almost midnight.
**[13:51] Gab**
So the earth survived one more year.
What's the big deal?
**[13:54] Vigne**
There are tons
of New Year's traditions to do.
***SIGN*** New Evil
**[13:57] Vigne**
Like calligraphy,
**[13:59] Vigne**
playing shuttlecock,
**[14:00] Vigne**
and pin-the-features-on-the-face...
**[14:01] Gab**
Yeah, not feeling it.
**[14:05] Vigne**
Oh, there's New Year's
money (*otoshidama*), too!
**[14:07] Satania**
Falling ball (*otoshidama*)?
**[14:10] Vigne**
It's a custom where adults
give children some money.
**[14:15] Satania**
That's what it is?
**[14:16] Satania**
Let's get us summa that!
**[14:18] Vigne**
I mean, we don't exactly have
any adults to get it from...
**[14:21] Satania**
What about him?
**[14:23] Vigne**
You can't just get it
from anyone willy-nilly.
**[14:26] Gab**
Hey, *I'll* be getting some.
**[14:29] Satania**
Huh?
**[14:29] Vigne**
How?
***SIGN*** Lottery
**[14:33] Vigne**
You bought an end-of-the-year lotto ticket?!
**[14:35] Vigne**
Hang on. You'd better not cheat, okay?
**[14:37] Gab**
Please. I wouldn't do that.
**[14:39] Gab**
I just prayed to God for my number to—
**[14:41] Vigne**
That's cheating!
**[14:43] Vigne**
That kind of behavior is not allowed.
**[14:45] Gab**
My seven hundred million yen!
**[14:50] Vigne**
Honestly.
**[14:52] Miko**
Help yourselves.
**[14:53] Vigne**
Huh?
**[14:54] Vigne**
We can?
**[14:57] Satania**
Hot!
**[14:57] Satania**
Sweet!
**[14:58] Satania**
What *is* this?
**[14:59] Raphi**
It really warms you up.
**[15:01] Vigne**
Here, Gab.
**[15:02] Vigne**
Drink and cheer up.
**[15:06] Gab**
As if this slurry could make me forget
about my seven hundred million.
**[15:12] Vigne**
By the way, what's this called?
**[15:16] Miko**
It's amazake.
**[15:18] Vigne**
It's strange, but good.
**[15:20] Vigne**
Right, Gab?
**[15:23] Vigne**
Gab?
**[15:25] Gab**
Happy New Year!
**[15:29] Gab**
The new year'sh finally here!
**[15:31] Gab**
HNY. ILU!
**[15:33] Gab**
Oh, but there's still like ten minutes
until midnight, huh?
**[15:37] Gab**
Guess it's a Flying Happy New Year!
**[15:41] Vigne**
What's wrong, Gab?
**[15:44] Gab**
Nothin's wrong.
**[15:46] Raphi**
You're swaying.
**[15:48] Vigne**
And your cheeks are red.
**[15:50] Gab**
Nuh-uh!
**[15:52] Gab**
I'm shuper normal!
**[15:54] Gab**
Shee?
**[15:57] Raphi**
Vigne-san.
**[15:59] Vigne**
No doubt about it.
**[16:00] Girls narr**
*She got drunk on amazake.*
**[16:05] Vigne**
Why'd you transform?!
**[16:07] Vigne**
And why's your trumpet out again?!
**[16:09] Gab**
It'sh a new year in a few minutes, right?
**[16:11] Gab**
When the clock strikes midnight,
**[16:13] Gab**
Imma start it off with a bang!
**[16:15] Vigne narr**
*It'll end in the same bang.*
**[16:17] Gab**
Let's start the countdown!
**[16:20] Vigne**
Don't fly!
**[16:23] Vigne**
Hurry!
**[16:24] Vigne**
We have to stop Gab before—
**[16:25] Satania**
No fair, Gabriel!
**[16:27] Satania**
I wanna fly too!
**[16:28] Raphi**
This has gotten quite lively.
**[16:31] Vigne**
Cut it out and stop her!
***SIGN*** New Year's UMA!?
**[16:39] Vigne**
Okay, everyone.
**[16:40] Vigne**
Pack everything you need?
**[16:41] Raphi**
Yes.
**[16:42] Satania**
I'm good to go.
**[16:43] Raphi**
We're homebound, or rather,
**[16:45] Raphi**
Heaven bound today, eh?
**[16:47] Vigne**
Us two are Hell bound, though.
**[16:48] Vigne**
Speaking of...
**[16:50] Vigne**
You've really turned up the radiance today.
**[16:52] Gab**
Who, me?
**[16:54] Vigne**
I get that you want to hide
the faillen angel thing, but...
**[16:58] Vigne**
Aren't you going overboard?
**[16:59] Gab**
In general, Heaven prohibits the carrying
of human entertainment items.
**[17:05] Gab**
However, exceptions can be made
for honor students with valid reasons.
**[17:11] Gab**
So I'll act the part of an overachiever
**[17:13] Gab**
to smuggle this and that into Heaven.
**[17:16] Vigne**
You pull out all the stops
for your video games...
**[17:19] Vigne**
All right. First, we go through the gate.
**[17:23] Vigne**
I, Tsukinose Vignette April, command you...
**[17:27] Vigne**
Open, gate!
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** Heaven
**[17:37] Vigne**
It's been too long.
**[17:39] Raphi**
It sure has been.
**[17:40] Raphi**
The atmosphere's as serene as ever.
**[17:43] Gab**
Truly. It's so utterly empty and serene...
**[17:45] Gab**
that one might think, "Is friggin'
public transportation asking too much?"
**[17:49] Vigne**
You might want to mince your words in Heaven.
**[17:52] Vigne**
Anyway, the Gates of Hell
are that way. See you.
**[17:54] Raphi**
Yes.
**[17:55] Raphi**
See you after vacation.
**[18:01] Gab**
I'll smuggle my games in
if it's the last thing I do.
**[18:03] Raphi**
Fight the good fight, Gab-chan.
**[18:15] Man**
Next, please.
**[18:23] Man**
Welcome back.
**[18:24] Man**
This is the Gates of Heaven
customs checkpoint.
**[18:27] Gab**
Bless you for all your hard work.
**[18:29] Man**
Ahem.
**[18:30] Man**
The members in your party returning are...
**[18:33] Man**
Shiraha-san.
**[18:35] Man**
Tenma-san.
**[18:36] Man**
Uh...
**[18:38] Man**
Miss...
**[18:39] Man**
You're a demon, aren't you?
**[18:41] Satania**
I have *no* idea what you're talking about.
**[18:44] Satania**
I'm an angel!
**[18:46] Satania**
See the halo?
**[18:47] Man**
I can see the wire and horns, too.
**[18:50] Satania**
Relax.
**[18:51] Satania**
I can assure you that I'm not some demon
**[18:53] Satania**
trying to infiltrate Heaven in order to spy
and make me a household name in Hell—
**[19:02] Gab narr**
*What was she expecting?*
**[19:04] Man**
Now then.
**[19:05] Man**
Shiraha-san, Tenma-san.
**[19:06] Man**
We'll be checking your bags.
**[19:09] Gab narr**
*Game on.*
**[19:10] Man**
First, Shiraha-san.
**[19:11] Raphi**
Yes, sir.
**[19:12] Gab narr**
*This is the moment of truth.*
**[19:14] Gab narr**
*The outcome will decide my destiny.*
**[19:17] Gab narr**
*Can I act the part of the perfect angel...*
**[19:19] Gab narr**
*and spend vacation in video game rapture?*
***SIGN*** Moist & Smooth Baumkuchen
**[19:25] Man**
What's this?
**[19:27] Raphi**
A cake from the human world
called baumkuchen.
**[19:30] Raphi**
It's a souvenir for my family.
**[19:32] Man**
Ah, all right.
**[19:33] Man**
You're all set, then.
**[19:35] Man**
Next, Tenma-san.
**[19:36] Gab**
Yes, sir.
***SIGN*** Spongy Castella
**[19:39] Man**
This is...?
**[19:40] Gab**
Castella cake.
**[19:41] Gab**
I also wanted to bring a gift for my family.
**[19:46] Man**
I hear something hard.
**[19:48] Gab**
O-Oh, that's just how they
make castella these days.
**[19:54] Man**
And what's this?
**[19:56] Gab**
Castella, sir.
**[19:56] Man**
Confiscated.
***SIGN*** Confiscations
**[19:58] Gab narr**
*My Play Angel Portable!*
**[20:01] Gab narr**
*He stopped me in my tracks.*
**[20:03] Gab narr**
*Can't believe my PAP got swiped.*
**[20:05] Gab narr**
*I thought that I'd hid that expertly.*
**[20:08] Man**
Ahem.
**[20:09] Man**
Next is this item.
**[20:11] Man**
It appears to be a Blu-ray pla—
**[20:12] Gab**
It's a pancake griddle.
**[20:16] Gab**
You pour the batter into this compartment,
***SIGN*** 5 minutes
**[20:18] Gab**
close the lid, press here,
**[20:20] Gab**
and in five minutes...
***SIGN*** Complete
**[20:21] Gab**
Miracle of miracles, a piping hot pancake!
**[20:23] Man**
My apologies.
**[20:24] Man**
Confiscated.
**[20:26] Gab narr**
**Pancakes*, really?*
**[20:28] Gab narr**
*Are you a freaking idiot, me?*
**[20:29] Gab narr**
*Use your brain, or he'll take everything!*
**[20:32] Man**
You have one last problematic item.
**[20:34] Gab narr**
*My laptop!*
**[20:36] Gab narr**
*Anything...*
**[20:37] Gab narr**
*Take anything but that!*
**[20:39] Gab narr**
*I heard we've got Internet in Heaven now.*
**[20:41] Gab narr**
*I need to come up with some BS...*
**[20:43] Gab narr**
*Wait, no.*
**[20:44] Gab narr**
*The problem is that I'm trying to BS.*
**[20:46] Gab narr**
* Come on, girl, you didn't get*
* all dressed up for nothing.*
**[20:50] Man**
I'm afraid we can't allow you
to carry this in, either.
**[20:53] Gab**
Please, allow me to explain.
**[20:56] Gab**
While that item is indeed a laptop,
**[20:58] Gab**
it isn't for entertainment.
**[21:00] Gab**
It's a vital tool for saving humans.
**[21:03] Man**
Could you clarify?
**[21:05] Gab**
By accessing what's called the "Internet,"
**[21:08] Gab**
I can find information about the human world
**[21:10] Gab**
that I can apply accordingly.
**[21:13] Gab**
I want to lead people onto the right path,
**[21:16] Gab**
by always staying up to date on information!
**[21:20] Man**
I see.
**[21:21] Man**
That's what it's for?
**[21:23] Man**
That's an excellent attitude.
**[21:25] Gab narr**
*Score!*
**[21:26] Gab**
Then may I—
**[21:26] Man**
You'll want to visit
Heaven's Grand Library, then.
**[21:30] Gab**
Come again?
**[21:32] Man**
We have a few computers
here in Heaven now, too.
**[21:36] Man**
They're even connected to the Internet.
**[21:40] Man**
Of course, they can't
be used for video games.
**[21:42] Gab**
Um... So may I have my laptop?
**[21:45] Man**
I'm sorry.
**[21:46] Man**
We'll hold on to it for you.
***SIGN*** Goddammit!
**[21:51] Gab**
Goddammit!
**[21:55] Vigne**
I'm *so* sorry about this.
**[21:57] Vigne**
I'll make sure it *never* happens again.
**[22:00] Satania**
Next time, I'll have the last laugh...
**[22:03] Vigne**
Drop it and apologize with me!
**[22:05] Vigne**
We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry.
**[22:08] Vigne**
We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry.
# 10 - The Angels and Demons Return Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:04] Satania**
Damn angels!
**[00:06] Satania**
I can't believe they
thwarted my infiltration.
**[00:09] Vigne**
I can't believe you thought you could
get inside with that fake halo.
**[00:27] Raphi**
Really?
**[00:28] Raphi**
You haven't come home
since going to the human world?
**[00:32] Gab**
Meh.
**[00:33] Gab**
Going home's effort.
***SIGN*** Please come again
***SIGN*** Welcome to Heaven
***SIGN*** Episode 10 The Angels and Demons Return Home
**[02:18] Raphi**
See you.
**[02:28] Gab**
I'm stuck without my computer or video games.
**[02:31] Gab**
Oh, well. I'll just sleep my ass off.
**[02:35] Gab**
I'm home.
**[02:37] Haniel**
Welcome home!
**[02:39] Gab**
Hey, Haniel.
**[02:42] Haniel**
Gab-oneechan, it's been so long!
**[02:45] Gab**
Hey there, my hyper little sister.
**[02:48] Gab**
Quick, is Onee-chan around?
**[02:50] Haniel**
Zel-oneechan's at university.
She'll be home late.
**[02:53] Haniel**
And Mom and Dad won't be home
until evening 'cause of work.
**[02:58] Gab**
Okay.
**[02:59] Haniel**
Hey, hey, what was the human world like?
**[03:01] Haniel**
Fun?
**[03:03] Gab**
Yeah.
**[03:04] Gab**
Super fun.
**[03:06] Haniel**
Wow, really?
**[03:08] Haniel**
I wanna see it, too.
**[03:13] Haniel**
Huh?
**[03:15] Haniel**
Gab-oneechan, you seem a little different.
**[03:18] Gab**
Must seem that way since I matured
in the human world.
**[03:22] Haniel**
Oh, okay!
**[03:24] Haniel**
That's my Gab-oneechan!
**[03:30] Gab narr**
*My big sis isn't home to nag at me.*
**[03:32] Gab narr**
*All right!*
**[03:33] Gab narr**
*Sleep until evening.*
**[03:35] Haniel**
Play with me until evening!
**[03:37] Gab**
Sorry.
**[03:38] Gab**
I'm tired, so I'm going to rest
in my room for a bit.
**[03:41] Haniel**
Oh, okay...
**[03:43] Haniel**
All right...
**[03:46] Haniel**
Sorry, Gab-oneechan.
**[03:48] Haniel**
Rest well.
**[03:52] Gab**
Just kidding!
**[03:53] Haniel**
You'll play with me?
**[03:54] Haniel**
Yay!
**[03:56] Haniel**
Um, then let's play...
**[03:58] Gab narr**
*I'll just half-ass it to keep her happy.*
**[04:01] Haniel**
Horsey ride!
**[04:03] Gab narr**
*I'll die, half-ass!*
**[04:04] Haniel**
Can we?
**[04:07] Gab**
All right, bring it on!
**[04:15] Gab narr**
*She's really heavy!*
**[04:18] Haniel**
Gab-oneechan, you okay?
**[04:20] Gab**
You've gotten big, little sis.
**[04:28] Haniel**
Onee-chan?
**[04:32] Gab**
God called the horsey to Heaven.
**[04:35] Haniel**
Horsey!
**[04:37] Gab**
Let's play something a little easier.
**[04:40] Haniel**
O-Okay.
**[04:41] Haniel**
Um... then let's play... cat's cradle!
**[04:45] Gab**
Sounds great.
**[04:47] Gab narr**
*And not effort.*
**[04:50] Haniel**
Onee-chan, watch close, okay?
**[04:53] Haniel**
This part goes here...
**[04:56] Haniel**
Look! It's a ladder!
**[04:59] Haniel**
And, and! This part...
**[05:01] Gab**
You're doin' great.
**[05:03] Gab narr**
*How is this supposed to be fun?*
**[05:06] Haniel**
Let's play with these next.
**[05:08] Haniel**
Here's yours.
**[05:17] Haniel**
You're good at this, Onee-chan!
**[05:19] Gab**
Oh, yeah?
**[05:21] Haniel**
Next is this.
**[05:22] Haniel**
Here I go!
**[05:25] Gab**
Wow.
**[05:26] Gab**
You're good at this.
**[05:29] Haniel**
Hey, what should we play next?
**[05:31] Haniel**
Chinese ropes?
**[05:33] Haniel**
Slap cards?
**[05:34] Haniel**
I've got cup-and-ball, too.
**[05:36] Gab**
Is Heaven stuck in the Showa era?
**[05:38] Haniel**
"Showa"?
**[05:39] Gab**
Uh, never mind.
**[05:42] Haniel**
What to play...
**[05:44] Gab narr**
*Could you let me go sometime soon?*
**[05:48] Haniel**
Oh, I know!
**[05:50] Gab**
What?
**[05:50] Gab**
Spinning tops?
**[05:52] Haniel**
Mom made a snack for us.
**[05:55] Gab**
A snack?!
**[05:56] Haniel**
I'll go get it.
**[05:57] Gab**
Thanks.
**[05:59] Gab narr**
*All right.*
**[05:59] Gab narr**
* First comes snacktime,*
* then comes naptime and sweet freedom.*
**[06:03] Gab narr**
*I was just getting hungry, too.*
**[06:06] Haniel**
I'm back.
**[06:07] Gab**
Ooh, what is it?
**[06:09] Haniel**
Roasted beans.
**[06:10] Gab narr**
*Roasted beans?!*
**[06:12] Haniel**
Mom said for the two of us to eat them.
**[06:14] Gab**
This is totally Showa.
**[06:16] Haniel**
Huh?
**[06:18] Haniel**
Thanks for this food.
**[06:19] Gab**
Thanks for this food...
**[06:24] Haniel**
It's yummy, huh, Gab-oneechan?
**[06:27] Gab**
Uh-huh.
**[06:29] Gab narr**
*I need to get back to the human world, stat.*
***SIGN*** The Kurumizawa Family
**[07:01] Dad**
Satanichia, child.
**[07:03] Dad**
How is your life in the human world?
**[07:05] Mom**
Do the humans cower in fear of you?
**[07:09] Satania**
Naturally, Father, Mother.
**[07:12] Satania**
It is only a matter of time before
the school is in the palm of my hand.
**[07:16] Satania**
From there, I shall expand
my dark domain far further.
**[07:21] Dad**
That's our daughter.
**[07:22] Dad**
So distinguished.
**[07:23] Mom**
Truly she is.
**[07:25] Dad**
Then let us dine forthwith.
**[07:29] Dad**
Butler!
**[07:30] Dad**
The meal!
**[07:34] Dad**
Butler? Butler!
**[07:36] Mom**
How odd.
**[07:37] Mom**
Was it his day off today?
**[07:39] Bro**
Dad. Mom.
**[07:41] Bro**
We don't *have* a butler.
**[07:47] Dad**
We knew that, of course.
**[07:49] Mom**
That's our son.
**[07:50] Mom**
So sharp.
**[07:52] Satania**
But it wouldn't have been strange
if a butler did appear!
**[07:57] Mom**
By the way, Satanichia,
**[07:59] Mom**
I hear there is a particularly
troublesome angel at your school.
**[08:02] Mom**
Is she a problem?
**[08:04] Satania**
Not in the least, Mother.
**[08:07] Satania**
On the contrary, I'm executing a plan
to bring that angel to the dark side.
**[08:11] Mom**
Oh, my! What a powerful daughter we have!
**[08:14] Dad**
Indeed. We must toast
to our talented daughter.
**[08:18] Dad**
Of course, we toast with...
**[08:20] Mom**
...human...
**[08:21] Satania**
...blood.
**[08:24] Dad**
What's the matter, son?
**[08:26] Dad**
Aren't you going to toast with us?
**[08:28] Bro**
No thanks.
**[08:29] Bro**
And, like, it's tomato juice.
***SIGN*** Human Blood
Tomato Juice
**[08:36] Dad**
Touché, son! Touché!
**[08:38] Mom**
Such calm, cool judgment.
**[08:40] Mom**
He'll be a great demon, too.
**[08:42] Satania**
But its color and luster
**[08:44] Satania**
are almost like real blood, right?
**[08:48] Dad**
In any case, the conquest of your school
is progressing smoothly. I am pleased.
**[08:53] Satania**
It's only the natural order of things for me.
**[08:56] Dad**
The day you use our family's
secret demonic secret elixir
**[08:59] Dad**
to grasp the human world fully
in your hands is nigh.
**[09:04] Satania**
Oh, yes.
**[09:05] Satania**
Our family's secret demonic secret elixir
**[09:08] Satania**
shall make all humans
prostrate themselves at my feet!
**[09:12] Mom**
Fabulous!
**[09:13] Mom**
Oh, how fabulous!
**[09:16] Bro**
Yeah, no.
**[09:17] Bro**
Like, our family doesn't
make any secret elixirs.
***SIGN*** Kurumizawa Bakery
**[09:23] Bro**
We bake cakes.
**[09:25] Dad**
I see.
**[09:26] Dad**
That's another way of looking at it.
**[09:28] Mom**
That's our son!
**[09:29] Mom**
He has such a unique point of view.
**[09:31] Satania**
Who cares about the details?
**[09:34] Satania**
We gotta keep the right
atmosphere going on here!
**[09:36] Dad**
A toast to our family's future!
**[09:41] Bro narr**
*My family's crazy.*
**[09:43] Bro narr**
* Can't wait until I'm old enough*
* to move out.*
***SIGN*** Human Blood
Tomato Juice
**[09:51] Vigne**
It's been so long.
**[09:53] Vigne**
I wonder how everyone's doing.
**[10:00] Vigne narr**
*Come to think of it,*
**[10:01] Vigne narr**
*I found that baby monster*
**[10:02] Vigne narr**
*before I left for the human world, didn't I?*
***SIGN*** One year ago
**[10:07] (Flashback) Vigne**
Let's hike to the mountain
that erupts red fire...
**[10:13] (Flashback) Vigne**
Red fire...
**[10:14] (Flashback) Mom**
Goodness, Vignette!
**[10:16] (Flashback) Mom**
Don't go too far ahead, now! It's dangerous!
**[10:18] (Flashback) Vigne**
I'm fine!
**[10:19] (Flashback) Vigne**
I'm not a little kid anymore!
**[10:23] (Flashback) Dad**
Vignette can't resist an event.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Vigne**
Funiculi funicula funiculi...
**[10:32] (Flashback) Vigne**
A baby monster!
**[10:34] (Flashback) Vigne**
It's hurt!
**[10:36] (Flashback) Mom**
Vignette, what are you doing?
**[10:40] (Flashback) Mom**
Oh, dear.
**[10:41] (Flashback) Dad**
Must've gotten hurt
and separated from its parents.
**[10:44] (Flashback) Mom**
Why don't we keep it, then?
**[10:47] (Flashback) Dad**
Good idea!
**[10:48] (Flashback) Dad**
Vignette's about to go
off to the human world.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Dad**
We'll have a lot of free time.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Vigne**
You make it sound like I'm a huge handful.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Mom**
Well, you *are* a handful.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Vigne**
Good grief!
**[11:02] (Flashback) Dad**
Well, this little fella will need a name.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Mom**
You found him, Vignette.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Mom**
You can name him.
**[11:08] (Flashback) Vigne**
Huh?
**[11:09] (Flashback) Vigne**
O-Okay.
**[11:11] (Flashback) Vigne**
How about...
**[11:13] (Flashback) Vigne**
Ch-Chappy?
**[11:17] Vigne**
Right, I named him Chappy.
**[11:20] Vigne**
I can't wait to see him.
**[11:24] Vigne**
I'm home!
**[11:25] Vigne**
Mom, I'm back!
**[11:31] Vigne**
What the?
**[11:41] Mom**
Goodness, Vignette,
why the bloodcurdling scream?
**[11:45] Vigne**
M-M-M-Mom!
**[11:47] Vigne**
Wild monster!
**[11:48] Vigne**
A wild monster in the house!
**[11:49] Mom**
Oh, please. Wild monster?
**[11:50] Mom**
It's just Chappy-chan.
**[11:53] Mom**
Did you forget him?
**[11:54] Vigne**
Huh?
**[11:56] Vigne**
Chappy?
**[12:00] Vigne**
Ch-Chappy...
**[12:01] Vigne**
Y-You mean my little Chappy?
**[12:02] Mom**
The one and only.
**[12:04] Vigne**
This is not the Chappy I remember!
**[12:12] Mom**
You know how fast monsters grow.
**[12:14] Vigne**
Too fast!
**[12:16] Mom**
I know.
**[12:17] Mom**
Why don't you take Chappy on his walk today?
**[12:20] Vigne**
W-Walk?
**[12:22] Vigne**
N-No way, no way, no way, no way.
**[12:23] Vigne**
He's so big, he'll be walking *me*!
**[12:27] Vigne**
One wrong move and he might *eat* me!
**[12:29] Mom**
He would never do that. Don't worry.
**[12:32] Vigne**
B-But...
**[12:35] Mom**
See?
**[12:36] Mom**
Chappy-chan remembers you.
**[12:38] Vigne**
Yup...
**[12:40] Vigne**
Can I take a bath first, though?
**[12:44] Vigne**
Okay.
**[12:44] Vigne**
Shall we be on our way?
**[12:47] Vigne**
Is there any point in keeping him on a leash?
**[12:56] Vigne**
What did you eat to get so big?
**[13:03] Vigne**
Uh-oh.
**[13:04] Mom**
Is something wrong, Vignette?
**[13:06] Mom**
What was that loud noise?
**[13:08] Vigne**
Mom, I'm sorry!
**[13:10] Vigne**
I was trying to lead Chappy outside, but—
**[13:17] Satania**
My familiar, born of the eddies
of the maelstrom...
**[13:21] Satania**
Come forth!
**[13:22] Satania**
The time is ripe!
**[13:25] Satania**
In accordance with our contract,
**[13:28] Satania**
you will release your true power... now!
**[13:32] Satania**
Alexander,
**[13:34] Satania**
you are the great archdemon
Satanichia's elite familiar.
**[13:38] Satania**
Be proud.
**[13:40] Satania**
Shake!
**[13:42] Satania**
Sit!
**[13:45] Satania**
Who's a good familiar?
**[13:48] Vigne**
Stop!
**[13:50] Vigne**
Chappy, stop!
**[13:52] Vigne**
Stop!
**[13:53] Satania**
Huh?!
**[13:58] Vigne**
Bad boy! You can't just take off running!
**[14:00] Satania**
Wait, wait, Vignette!
**[14:01] Satania**
What is that thing?!
**[14:03] Vigne**
Oh, hi, Satania.
**[14:04] Vigne**
This is my pet, Chappy.
**[14:06] Satania**
What?
**[14:07] Satania**
Your pet?
**[14:10] Vigne**
Now, now, Chappy. Settle down.
**[14:15] Satania**
We're not about to lose.
**[14:17] Satania**
Alexan—
**[14:19] Satania**
Alexander!
***SIGN*** Playing dead
**[14:28] Martiel**
Welcome home, milady.
**[14:30] Martiel**
We awaited your return
with heartfelt anticipation.
**[14:33] Raphi**
I'm back, Martiel.
**[14:39] Raphi**
Where are Father and Mother?
**[14:41] Martiel**
They are at a luncheon with friends.
**[14:44] Martiel**
They should return after nightfall.
**[14:46] Raphi**
And Sara-chan?
**[14:48] Martiel**
Your younger sister is at
a friend's birthday party.
**[14:52] Martiel**
She will return this evening.
**[14:55] Raphi**
Do I have any appointments?
**[14:58] Martiel**
For the duration of your stay,
**[15:00] Martiel**
you have five luncheon invitations,
***SIGN*** Raphiel-sama
**[15:02] Martiel**
two date invitations,
**[15:04] Martiel**
and one request for business advice.
**[15:07] Raphiel**
None of that sounds very fun.
**[15:10] Martiel**
Then I will handle them so as not to offend.
**[15:14] Raphi**
Sorry to always put that on you.
**[15:15] Martiel**
Not at all.
**[15:16] Martiel**
It is my duty to be helpful to you, milady.
**[15:20] Raphi**
Thanks.
**[15:22] Martiel**
Milady.
**[15:23] Raphi**
Yes?
**[15:24] Martiel**
I have prepared a bath for you,
**[15:26] Martiel**
as you must be tired from your trip.
**[15:28] Raphi**
Oh, my. I appreciate it.
**[15:37] Raphi**
Thanks.
**[15:44] Martiel**
Well, milady,
**[15:45] Martiel**
I will undress you now.
**[15:48] Raphi**
That's all right. I'll undress myself.
**[15:51] Martiel**
Oh, no.
**[15:51] Martiel**
If I want to get hold of milady's warm,
freshly-stripped underthings,
**[15:55] Martiel**
I really should do it myself.
**[15:59] Raphi**
I'd rather you not
get hold of my underthings.
**[16:01] Raphi**
Out, please.
**[16:03] Martiel**
Yes, milady.
**[16:08] Martiel**
It's been too long since I was blessed
with milady's look of scorn.
**[16:17] Raphi narr**
*Some things never change.*
**[16:31] Raphi**
What are you doing?
**[16:33] Martiel**
I hoped to sear every detail
of milady's growth this last year,
**[16:36] Martiel**
from your smooth porcelain skin
**[16:38] Martiel**
to the roundness of your bosom and bottom,
**[16:40] Martiel**
et cetera, into my memory.
**[16:43] Martiel**
And record it also if possible.
**[16:45] Raphi**
I'll report you to the authorities.
***SIGN*** Principal
**[17:00] Raphi**
Raphiel and Gabriel reporting, sir.
**[17:03] Principal**
Very good.
**[17:04] Principal**
You may enter.
**[17:07] Raphi**
Pardon us.
**[17:09] Principal**
I've been waiting for you.
**[17:11] Principal**
Now, tell me about your accomplishments
in the human world.
**[17:15] Principal**
This report is very important
and will affect your future stipends.
**[17:21] Principal**
You were both were particularly
talented, even for Heaven.
**[17:24] Principal**
I'm sure you've performed
some impressive feats.
**[17:29] Principal**
What is it?
**[17:30] Principal**
Come closer and give me your report.
**[17:33] Raphi**
Excuse us, sir.
**[17:35] Raphi**
Your light's blinding us.
**[17:38] Principal**
My mistake.
**[17:39] Principal**
It's been so long that I put
too much divinity into my aura.
**[17:47] Principal**
Have a seat.
**[17:49] Raphi**
Thank you.
**[17:51] Principal**
So, how's life in the human world?
**[17:54] Raphi**
It's highly fulfilling.
**[17:57] Principal**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[17:58] Principal**
Shiraha-kun, I'll hear your report first.
**[18:01] Raphi**
Yes, sir.
**[18:03] Raphi**
...and so I learned how
emotions can change
**[18:06] Raphi**
when such events befall humans.
**[18:12] Principal**
Impressive, Shiraha-kun.
**[18:13] Principal**
Keep up the good work.
**[18:16] Raphi**
Thank you.
**[18:18] Principal**
Next, Tenma-kun, can I hear your report?
**[18:21] Gab**
Yes, sir.
**[18:23] Gab**
I...
**[18:24] Gab**
have already saved two countries.
**[18:26] Principal**
Countries?!
**[18:27] Gab**
Yes, sir.
**[18:33] Principal**
Could you elaborate?
**[18:35] Gab**
Yes, sir.
**[18:36] Gab**
When I arrived in the human world,
**[18:38] Gab**
one country was already on the brink of ruin.
**[18:41] Gab**
The people spent sleepless nights in fear
of enemies who could attack at any moment.
**[18:46] Gab**
It was only a matter of time
before the country would perish.
**[18:51] Gab**
But I refused to give up.
**[18:54] Gab**
I resolved to save the country,
**[18:56] Gab**
no matter what it took!
**[19:01] Gab**
And then!
**[19:03] Gab**
It was day after day of difficult battles...
**[19:06] Gab**
But!
**[19:08] Gab**
After one battle that dragged on for days,
**[19:11] Gab**
we won the war.
**[19:14] Gab**
I was able to save the country
from the brink of destruction.
**[19:18] Gab**
I'll never forget the smiles the people wore
**[19:21] Gab**
when they had finally been freed from fear.
**[19:24] Gab**
I have hit the current level cap
**[19:27] Gab**
and am waiting for the next quest update.
**[19:30] Gab**
That concludes my report.
**[19:42] Principal**
It sounds like you're
doing well for yourselves.
**[19:45] Principal**
I'll increase your stipends.
**[19:54] Gab**
Nothing to do.
**[19:56] Raphi**
We *are* on vacation.
**[19:58] Raphi**
Wait, Gab-chan, I thought
you enjoyed lazing around.
**[20:02] Gab**
Well, yeah.
**[20:04] Gab**
But you can get tired of sleeping, you know.
**[20:12] Raphi**
Donuts.
**[20:13] Gab**
What?
**[20:14] Raphi**
Oh, sorry.
**[20:16] Raphi**
I have a craving for donuts.
**[20:18] Raphi**
Wasn't there a donut shop nearby?
**[20:21] Raphi**
Shall we go?
**[20:23] Gab**
They're closed today.
**[20:29] Raphi**
Squats.
**[20:31] Raphi**
Want to do some squats?
**[20:33] Gab**
No.
**[20:34] Raphi**
I thought not.
**[20:40] Raphi**
Want to have a staring contest?
**[20:44] Raphi**
We have nothing else to do. Why not?
**[20:46] Gab**
Why not? Okay.
**[20:48] Raphi**
Here we go.
**[20:49] Raphi**
Make whatever funny face you choose.
**[20:51] Raphi**
If you laugh, you lose.
**[21:02] Gab**
You're pretty good at this, Raphi.
**[21:04] Raphi**
Do you think so?
**[21:05] Gab**
In that case, I'll bust
out my best one for ya.
**[21:09] Raphi**
Round two, then.
**[21:11] Raphi**
Make whatever funny face you choose.
**[21:13] Raphi**
If you laugh, you lose.
**[21:16] Raphi**
Oh, so sorry.
**[21:18] Raphi**
That's my phone.
***SIGN*** Satania-san
**[21:21] Raphi**
Gab-chan! Gab-chan!
**[21:23] Raphi**
It's Satania-san!
**[21:25] Gab**
What could that idiot want?
**[21:28] Raphi**
Hello, Satania-san?
**[21:30] Raphi**
What is it?
**[21:32] Raphi**
Huh?
**[21:33] Raphi**
You'd like to know how to sneak into Heaven?
**[21:38] Raphi**
Well, I'm afraid I wouldn't know.
**[21:42] Raphi**
No, no, it's true.
**[21:45] Raphi**
Let's see now...
**[21:47] Raphi**
Well, how about we brainstorm
a way in together?
**[21:50] Raphi**
We'll meet up at the gate.
**[21:53] Raphi**
See you there.
**[21:55] Raphi**
And that's the plan.
**[21:58] Gab**
I'm reluctant to share
knowledge with a demon.
**[22:01] Gab**
But demon or not, she's my friend.
**[22:03] Gab**
I can make an exception,
roll up my sleeves, and help this once.
***SIGN*** The master moves!!
# 11 - Fun Forever After...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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***SIGN*** Melon Bread
**[00:00] Satania**
Fresh melon bread
straight from the factory, and it's mine!
**[00:04] Satania**
I'll eat you up at lunch! Yes, I will!
**[00:10] Satania narr**
*Now...*
**[00:11] Satania narr**
*From whence will he launch his attack today?*
**[00:19] Satania narr**
* That accursed dog*
* that's stolen my melon bread,*
**[00:22] Satania narr**
*time and time again...*
**[00:27] Satania narr**
*Today's the day it ends.*
**[00:30] Satania narr**
*My melon bread will be* mine*.*
**[00:40] Raphi**
Satania-san.
**[00:43] Raphi**
Making morning a screaming hell?
Is something the matter?
**[00:46] Satania**
Don't sneak up on me like that!
**[00:48] Satania**
He could pop out at any moment!
**[00:50] Raphi**
"He"...?
**[00:52] Satania**
Yes.
**[00:53] Satania**
That mutt.
**[00:54] Raphi**
Oh, you mean your friend?
**[00:56] Satania**
He is *not* my friend!
**[00:58] Satania**
Huh? He hasn't shown...
**[01:01] Raphi**
There he is.
**[01:02] Satania**
Where?!
***SIGN*** Animal Control
**[01:06] Satania**
Huh?
**[01:06] Raphi**
Looks like a dogcatcher.
**[01:09] Satania**
Dogcatcher?
**[01:10] Raphi**
Yes.
**[01:11] Raphi**
They take stray dogs off of the streets.
**[01:14] Satania**
Oh, I see.
**[01:17] Raphi**
But I've heard that
if they can't find an owner
**[01:21] Raphi**
for a dog in the pound, they'll put it down.
**[01:23] Raphi**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Episode 11 Fun Forever After...
**[02:58] Gab**
So you went and rescued the dog?
**[03:01] Satania**
I-I didn't do it to *rescue* him.
**[03:03] Satania**
If I don't have the last laugh,
my demonic reputation is shot!
**[03:07] Vigne**
Satania...
**[03:09] Vigne**
You're such a good girl...
**[03:10] Satania**
I'm not a good girl!
**[03:11] Satania**
I'm a demon!
**[03:14] Satania**
This is perfect.
**[03:16] Satania**
I'll show this mutt
who's higher on the food chain
**[03:18] Satania**
and work him to the bone as my familiar!
**[03:22] Satania**
My melon bread!
**[03:23] Gab**
This demon's lower than the dog, huh?
**[03:26] Vigne**
Wait, Satania, I thought your
apartment didn't allow pets.
**[03:29] Satania**
Huh?
**[03:30] Satania**
It doesn't?
**[03:31] Gab**
Before you ask, mine doesn't, either.
**[03:33] Raphi**
Mine, as well.
**[03:34] Vigne**
Sorry. No pets allowed in mine, too.
**[03:42] Vigne**
A-Anyway, let's go to your rental office
to check after school.
***SIGN*** Apartments for Rent
***SIGN*** Rental Management
**[03:47] Vigne**
So pets aren't allowed, after all...
**[03:49] Raphi**
If it's in the contract,
you're out of luck...
**[03:54] Gab**
So, what's the plan now?
**[03:56] Gab**
Gotta do something,
or the dog goes back to the pound.
**[03:59] Satania**
Th-They can't take him!
**[04:01] Satania**
He's my familiar!
**[04:04] Vigne**
Here's an idea.
**[04:05] Vigne**
Why not move somewhere that allows pets?
**[04:08] Satania**
That's it!
**[04:10] Satania**
Hi, Papa?
**[04:12] Satania**
Out of the blue, but can I move?
**[04:14] Satania**
The apartment I'm at now is totally unfit
for an archdemon such as myself.
**[04:20] Satania**
He said, "An archdemon should be able
to figure a way for herself."
**[04:24] Vigne**
Can you afford to move?
***SIGN*** Savings Book
***SIGN*** Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
***SIGN*** Hell Bank
**[04:29] Raphi**
Oh, my.
**[04:30] [SONG] Text**
Hell Shopping Network
**[04:31] Satania**
The Hell Shopping Network...
**[04:33] Satania**
The Hell Shopping Network
keeps eating all my spending money!
**[04:38] Gab**
I know that feel.
**[04:41] Raphi**
How touching.
**[04:43] Vigne**
It's just a faillen angel
and dunce demon pity party.
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[04:46] Gab**
Why do we always end up at *my* place?
**[04:49] Raphi**
It's the only place
where we wouldn't feel bad
**[04:51] Raphi**
about bringing a stray dog inside.
**[04:53] Gab**
Hey!
**[04:54] Raphi**
But...
**[04:55] Raphi**
if you can't move,
**[04:57] Raphi**
we'll have to come up with another idea.
**[04:59] Vigne**
Yeah...
**[05:01] Vigne**
Maybe we should look for
an owner for him at school.
**[05:05] Raphi**
I'll try asking my friends, too.
**[05:08] Vigne**
Satania, will that wor—
**[05:10] Vigne**
Huh?
**[05:15] Satania**
For crying out loud.
**[05:16] Satania**
I can't keep even one little familiar?
**[05:18] Satania**
Humans are just so hellishly anal.
**[05:22] Satania**
Don't make that face. It'll be fine.
**[05:25] Satania**
I am the great archdemon Satanichia-sama!
**[05:28] Satania**
I'll find us a place to live
before you know what hit you.
**[07:06] Satania**
Cut it out!
**[07:07] Satania**
That tickles!
**[07:09] Satania**
Sheesh. Finally realized my greatness?
Took you long enough!
**[07:16] Vigne**
Sheesh. Where did Satania run off to?
**[07:19] Raphi**
Looks like she's in
the Asahikawa area right now.
**[07:21] Vigne**
Wha— She's all the way up in Hokkaido?
**[07:23] Vigne**
Wait, how do you know that?
**[07:25] Raphi**
In case of her running away,
**[07:27] Raphi**
I went ahead and registered her phone
with a GPS tracking service.
**[07:31] Vigne**
Uh-huh...
***SIGN*** Yo Tea
**[07:35] Gab**
Yowch!
**[07:36] Gab**
My funny bone!
**[07:41] Vigne**
But why Hokkaido?
**[07:44] Raphi**
If she keeps heading north...
**[07:46] Vigne**
Gab, where are you going?
**[07:48] Gab**
Convenience store.
**[07:49] Vigne**
I think I'm going to go bring Satania back.
**[07:53] Gab**
Whatever.
**[07:54] Gab**
Have fun.
**[07:59] Satania**
The Okhotsk wind is cold indeed...
**[08:02] Vigne**
Uh, what are you doing?
**[08:04] Satania**
Huh?
**[08:05] Satania**
You two?!
**[08:06] Satania**
How did you find me?
**[08:08] Vigne**
You don't want to know.
**[08:10] Satania**
Here to bring me back? Not happening!
**[08:12] Vigne**
Come on.
**[08:13] Vigne**
Running away won't help anything.
**[08:15] Raphi**
Let's go home, okay?
**[08:17] Satania**
No!
**[08:19] Satania**
He's my familiar!
**[08:21] Satania**
We have to live together!
**[08:23] Vigne**
Satania...
**[08:29] Satania**
H-Hello?
**[08:32] Satania**
Huh?
**[08:33] Satania**
No way...
**[08:36] Satania**
You mean it?!
**[08:41] Satania**
This owner or whoever made it
so that pets *are* allowed!
**[08:45] Satania**
Now I can keep my familiar as I please.
**[08:47] Vigne**
That's great, Satania.
**[08:49] Raphi**
I can look forward to even more
daily amusement now.
**[08:52] Vigne**
Hey.
**[08:54] Satania**
Now...
**[08:54] Satania**
You're going to formally enter
into contract as my familiar!
**[08:58] Satania**
Hey!
**[08:59] Satania**
We have to make a contract, okay?
**[09:02] Gab**
Here's your coffee.
**[09:04] Vigne**
You don't usually work today, do you?
**[09:07] Raphi**
Don't you only work on Tuesdays?
**[09:09] Gab**
Gotta bust my butt for microtransactions.
**[09:14] Vigne**
Master-san's in a great mood.
**[09:16] Raphi**
Did something special happen?
**[09:20] Master**
You see, Tenma-kun came to ask me a favor.
**[09:23] Vigne**
Gab? Really?
**[09:24] Master**
She said that if I helped,
she'd work a lot more shifts.
**[09:27] Master**
And, incredibly, she comes in
*twice* a week now!
**[09:29] Vigne**
O-Oh, I see.
**[09:31] Vigne narr**
*Uh, an extra day isn't "a lot."*
**[09:33] Vigne**
What did Gab ask for?
**[09:35] Vigne**
Don't tell me a raise.
**[09:37] Master**
No...
**[09:38] Master**
She said her friend just wouldn't
be separated from her pet
**[09:41] Master**
and implored me to allow them.
**[09:46] Master**
But I wonder how Tenma-kun knew
that I owned an apartment complex.
**[09:53] Gab**
Hey, c'mon in.
**[09:57] Satania**
We'll have a café au lait and a milk.
**[10:03] Satania**
Hey, what're you doing?!
**[10:04] Gab**
No pets in the café.
**[10:06] Satania**
He isn't a *pet*! He's a *familiar*.
**[10:08] Gab**
Yeah, no, that's a pet.
**[10:10] Satania**
Read my lips: fa-mi-li-ar!
**[10:11] Gab**
No pets *or* familiars allowed.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Tap**
Oh, hello? Tenma-senpai?
**[10:22] (Flashback) Tap**
It's me, Tapris.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Tap**
For my upcoming vacation,
**[10:25] (Flashback) Tap**
may I come visit you?
**[10:30] (Flashback) Tap**
Thank you!
**[10:33] Tap narr**
* I should make full use of this opportunity*
* to study the human world.*
**[10:41] Tap narr**
*Red means stop.*
***SIGN*** Tanaka Heights
**[10:57] Tap narr**
*That's odd.*
**[10:58] Tap narr**
*I've been waiting for ages,*
**[11:00] Tap narr**
*but the light still won't turn green.*
***SIGN*** Push to cross
**[11:07] Tap narr**
*I didn't know they had push-button signals.*
**[11:10] Tap narr**
*Worse still...*
**[11:11] (Flashback) Kid**
Hey, lady? It won't turn green
if you don't hit the button.
**[11:14] (Flashback) Tap**
What?!
**[11:15] Tap narr**
*A little kid taught me about it.*
**[11:19] Tap narr**
*I have to study more!*
**[11:21] Tap narr**
*Keep to the right on the road!*
**[11:23] Tap narr**
* Vending machines take*
* up to thousand-yen bills.*
**[11:25] [SONG] Text**
Every
Wednesday
Quintuple
Your
Points
**[11:25] Tap narr**
*On Wednesdays, quintuple your points!*
**[11:27] [SONG] Text**
If your dog poops, you must scoop
**[11:27] Tap narr**
*If your dog poops, you must scoop!*
**[11:30] Tap narr**
*There.*
**[11:30] Satania**
Hey! Get back here, you!
***SIGN*** City Library
**[11:35] Tap narr**
* There's so much to learn*
* just from walking around town.*
***SIGN*** Notice from the City Library
***SIGN*** We have PCs with Internet connections available for public use. Hours: Mon - Wed, Fri 9:00-19:00 Sat, Sun, Holidays 9:00-17:00 *Need assistance? Feel free to ask our librarians anything.
**[11:45] Tap narr**
* "PCs with Internet connections*
* available for public use"?*
**[11:50] Tap narr**
*"Internet"?*
**[11:52] Tap narr**
*That reminds me.*
**[11:53] Tap narr**
*When I visited last, Tenma-senpai said...*
**[11:55] (Flashback) Gab**
If you learned how to use a PC, too,
**[11:58] (Flashback) Gab**
it sure would save my butt.
**[12:00] (Flashback) Gab**
For more efficient leveling in my MMOs...
**[12:03] Tap narr**
*...didn't she?*
**[12:05] Tap narr**
*I've never touched a PC before.*
**[12:07] Tap narr**
*This could be the perfect chance!*
**[12:09] (Flashback) Gab**
It sure would save my butt.
**[12:11] Tap narr**
*That's right!*
**[12:13] Tap narr**
* I must learn how to use them*
* and save Senpai!*
**[12:15] Tap narr**
*If she finishes playing faster,*
**[12:17] Tap narr**
* surely she'll find the time*
* to cook and clean properly!*
**[12:21] Tap narr**
*Charge!*
***SIGN*** Caution
***SIGN*** Automatic
**[12:30] Tap narr**
*Yes... it's finally come for me to ride...*
**[12:33] Tap narr**
*The perfect high-tech wave!*
**[12:36] Tap narr**
*I'll master this "PC Internet,"*
**[12:39] Tap narr**
*and become a hotshot angel!*
**[12:41] Tap narr**
*First, uh... First...*
**[12:46] Tap narr**
*What do I do first?*
**[12:49] Tap narr**
*If memory serves,*
**[12:50] Tap narr**
*she operated it with this round thing.*
**[12:54] Tap narr**
*What was it called again?*
**[12:55] Tap narr**
*I think it was an animal's name...*
**[13:00] Tap narr**
*A "hamster"!*
**[13:02] Tap narr**
*That's right! It's a hamster!*
**[13:04] Tap narr**
*You use the PC by moving the hamster.*
**[13:06] Tap narr**
*And then this board with lots of bumps...*
**[13:09] Tap narr**
*This was, uh...*
**[13:11] Tap narr**
*This device is unknown to me.*
**[13:13] Tap narr**
*I'd best not touch it.*
**[13:16] Tap narr**
*Anyway, I should have no problems*
**[13:18] Tap narr**
*if I can use the hamster.*
***SIGN*** Internet
**[13:23] Tap narr**
*It moved!*
**[13:25] Tap narr**
*I knew it.*
***SIGN*** Internet
**[13:26] Tap narr**
* Now I just move the arrow*
* over to the Internet, and...*
**[13:31] Tap narr**
*Woo-hoo! I did it!*
**[13:32] Tap narr**
*Success!*
**[13:34] Tap narr**
*I can do it if I try, can't I?*
**[13:36] Tap narr**
* Now, it's time to dive*
* into my Internet surfing experience!*
***SIGN*** Notepad
***SIGN*** Internet
***SIGN*** Trash Bin
***SIGN*** Internet
**[13:52] Tap narr**
*Um, am I doing the Internet right now?*
**[13:57] Tap narr**
*The screen isn't changing...*
**[14:00] Tap narr**
*Did I do something wrong?*
**[14:03] Tap narr**
*What? What am I doing wrong?*
**[14:08] Tap narr**
*In the first place, what's "right"?*
**[14:11] Tap narr**
*Could this be one of those "touch screens"?*
***SIGN*** Internet
**[14:18] Tap**
I'm sorry! Terribly sorry!
**[14:19] Tap**
It's not broken, is it?!
**[14:21] Librarian**
Can I help you?
**[14:22] Tap**
Kyu!
**[14:23] Librarian**
"Kyu"?
**[14:24] Tap**
U-Um...
**[14:26] Tap**
I'm so sorry.
**[14:27] Tap**
I might have broken the screen.
**[14:31] Librarian**
The screen?
**[14:34] Librarian**
It looks fine to me.
**[14:36] Tap**
R-Really?
**[14:38] Tap**
Thank goodness.
**[14:39] Librarian**
Was there anything you didn't understand?
**[14:42] Tap**
Um, I'm not sure how to use
the hamster and the strange board.
**[14:47] Librarian**
Hamster?
**[14:48] Librarian**
Board?
***SIGN*** Computers IT Science/Technology
***SIGN*** Family Crafts/Cooking Parenting
**[14:49] Librarian**
For learning how to use PCs,
**[14:51] Librarian**
we have books for beginners on these shelves.
**[14:54] Tap**
Thank you so much.
***SIGN*** Intro to PCs
**[14:57] Tap narr**
*All right!*
**[14:58] Tap narr**
*Time to dive into these books.*
**[15:00] Tap narr**
*Let's see. A PC is...*
***SIGN*** PCs for Idiots
***SIGN*** A personal computer is a multi-purpose computer made to be directly operated by an end user—a computer for personal use. Types of personal computers include desktop computers, laptops, tablet PCs, smartphones and other smart devices.
***SIGN*** PCs for Idiots
**[15:08] Tap narr**
*I don't understand a word of this.*
**[15:12] Tap narr**
*Could it be that learning to use PCs*
**[15:15] Tap narr**
*is actually incredibly hard?!*
***SIGN*** PCs for Idiots
**[15:19] Tap narr**
*No.*
**[15:20] Tap narr**
*I must master this!*
**[15:22] Tap**
...and that's what I did today.
**[15:25] Tap**
Turns out it wasn't a "hamster,"
but a "mouse"!
**[15:27] Gab**
Uh-huh.
**[15:29] Tap**
So much goes into a PC, huh?
**[15:32] Tap**
It was extremely difficult.
**[15:33] Gab**
So, do you have some of the basics down now?
**[15:36] Tap**
Yes! I understood a little.
**[15:38] Gab**
Okay, I'll teach you,
**[15:40] Gab**
so let's make you a master
while you're here.
**[15:43] Gab**
Gotta speed up my leveling.
**[15:45] Tap**
I'd love that.
**[15:47] Gab**
So, what can you do now?
**[15:49] Tap**
A bit of C and Java.
**[15:52] Gab**
Huh?
**[15:53] Tap**
Next, I'm doing PHP!
**[15:55] Gab**
You gonna be a programmer or something?
**[16:05] Tap narr**
*Any minute now...*
**[16:07] Tap narr**
*Any minute now, she'll be here.*
**[16:11] Tap narr**
*It's her!*
**[16:12] Gab**
Comin'...
**[16:18] Gab**
You're late.
**[16:19] Vigne**
What?
**[16:20] Vigne**
We're right on schedule.
**[16:25] Tap**
So you're here...
**[16:27] Tap**
you demon, you!
**[16:30] Raphi**
Demon? Whom do you mean?
**[16:32] Raphi**
Tap-chan?
**[16:33] Tap**
I'm so sorry!
**[16:33] Tap**
My mistake!
**[16:36] Vigne**
Long time no see.
**[16:37] Vigne**
Mind if I call you "Tap-chan"?
**[16:39] Tap**
Nya!
**[16:40] Vigne**
"Nya"?
**[16:41] Tap**
F-For your information,
**[16:42] Tap**
I don't fully trust you yet.
**[16:46] Vigne**
Oh, I know.
**[16:47] Vigne**
You're an angel, I'm a demon.
**[16:49] Vigne**
You'll get used to it over time.
**[16:51] Tap**
Erm...
**[16:53] Tap**
I don't trust you,
**[16:54] Tap**
but only a little...
**[16:57] Tap**
To use an example, um,
**[16:58] Tap**
My distrust for you is as small as an ant!
**[17:00] Vigne**
Got it.
**[17:01] Vigne**
Thanks.
**[17:03] Tap**
Even that might be too big.
**[17:05] Tap**
It's as small as a water flea
or a paramecium!
**[17:08] Vigne**
I get it, it's okay!
**[17:10] Raphi**
Oh, yes.
**[17:11] Raphi**
An angel must never hold
distrust in her heart. Right?
**[17:14] Tap**
Yes, exactly!
**[17:16] Tap**
It's my heart that distrusts Tsukinose-senpai
**[17:20] Tap**
that's as small as a water flea
or a paramecium!
**[17:22] Vigne**
Raphi, you cut it out, too.
**[17:24] Gab**
That's enough of the
comedy routine, you guys.
**[17:27] Gab**
Time's a-wastin'!
***SIGN*** Gurgle
**[17:31] Vigne**
Okay, okay.
**[17:31] Vigne**
It'll be ready soon.
**[17:33] Tap**
Um, what are we doing today?
**[17:36] Tap**
Also, what's this strange device?
**[17:40] Vigne**
Today...
**[17:42] Vigne**
We're having a *takopa*!
**[17:43] Tap**
*Ta-ko-pa*?
**[17:43] [SONG] Text**
Takopa...
**[17:45] Tap**
Do you mean that high-tech card
that can be used in place of money?
**[17:50] Vigne**
Um...
**[17:51] Vigne**
So close, yet so far.
**[17:54] Raphi**
"*Takopa*" is short for "*takoyaki* party."
**[17:57] Vigne**
You don't come to the human world every day,
**[18:00] Vigne**
so I thought we should throw you
a human world party.
**[18:03] Tap**
You don't have to fuss over me.
**[18:05] Vigne**
Oh, it's fine.
**[18:07] Vigne**
We wanted to do it anyway.
**[18:09] Vigne**
Enjoy yourself, okay?
**[18:10] Tap**
I-I will.
**[18:12] Tap**
Thank you.
**[18:14] Tap narr**
*She really is like an angel.*
**[18:18] ***Raphi**
We also have pie-throwing,
dunk tanks, and more ready,
**[18:21] ***Raphi**
so let's do those after.
**[18:23] Vigne**
Strange.
**[18:24] Vigne**
First I've heard of this.
**[18:28] Gab**
Cool.
**[18:28] Gab**
We're all here,
so let's get this party started.
**[18:31] Vigne**
You're forgetting our red-haired friend.
**[18:33] Raphi**
What's keeping Satania-san?
**[18:36] Vigne**
She said she'd be late because
she had something to prepare.
**[18:39] Gab**
Then we can start without her, can't we?
**[18:41] Gab**
You snooze, you lose.
**[18:42] Tap**
Um, so how do you use this?
**[18:46] Gab**
Huh?
**[18:47] Gab**
You've never had *takoyaki* before?
**[18:48] Tap**
Right, that's correct.
**[18:51] Gab**
Then this is perfect.
**[18:54] Gab**
Do you want to see...
**[18:55] Gab**
my Tenma School *takoyaki*-grilling technique?!
**[18:57] Tap**
Yes, please!
**[19:03] Gab**
Yup.
**[19:03] Gab**
This is *takoyaki*.
**[19:04] Tap**
Th-This...?
**[19:06] Vigne**
Except you obviously messed up!
**[19:08] Raphi**
Tap-chan, would you care to try, too?
**[19:10] Tap**
Oh, no, it's too much for me...
**[19:12] Vigne**
Come on, there's no harm in trying.
**[19:16] Tap**
Understood.
**[19:19] Tap narr**
*Based on the shape of this device,*
**[19:22] Tap narr**
**takoyaki* is most likely a spherical food.*
**[19:30] Tap**
I'm sorry.
**[19:31] Tap**
I did my best...
**[19:32] Vigne**
No, sorry, it's my fault.
**[19:34] Vigne**
You've never even seen it done before.
**[19:37] Vigne**
I'll do it, so just sit tight.
**[19:40] Vigne**
Here goes.
**[19:41] Vigne**
There!
**[19:44] Vigne**
There.
**[19:45] Vigne**
There.
**[19:47] Vigne**
Flip.
**[19:47] Vigne**
Flip.
**[19:50] Vigne**
And they're done!
**[19:52] Tap**
So these are *takoyaki*...
**[19:55] Vigne**
They're delicious.
**[19:56] Vigne**
Eat up while they're still hot.
**[19:58] Tap**
Okay!
**[19:59] Tap**
Thank you for this food.
**[20:10] Tap**
It tastes heavenly!
**[20:12] Vigne**
Glad to hear it.
**[20:15] Gab**
You pass.
**[20:16] Gab**
Carry on the Tenma School.
**[20:18] Vigne**
I'll pass.
**[20:20] Raphi**
Cheese and mochi make for good fillings, too.
**[20:23] Tap**
Really?
**[20:26] Vigne**
Is that Satania?
**[20:30] Satania**
Your wait is over, ignorant peons!
**[20:32] Satania**
Satanichia-sama is here!
**[20:34] Tap**
So you've come, Kurumizawa-senpai.
**[20:37] Satania**
You started without me?!
**[20:39] Raphi**
It's really good.
**[20:41] Satania**
Where's my share?
**[20:48] Gab**
Good stuff.
**[20:49] Satania**
My *takoyaki*...
**[20:52] Vigne**
I'll grill some more. Be patient.
**[20:56] Vigne**
By the way, why were you late?
**[21:00] Satania**
Well, that's obvious.
**[21:01] Satania**
The guest of honor
is always fashionably late!
**[21:03] Vigne**
Spare us.
**[21:05] Raphi**
What's that box?
**[21:07] Satania**
Oh, you noticed?
**[21:09] Satania**
I was waiting for this
to arrive at my doorstep.
**[21:12] Gab**
You bought something dumb again, didn't you?
**[21:14] Satania**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[21:16] Satania**
Our feast can't start without this.
**[21:19] Satania**
Voilà!
**[21:20] Satania**
Pot luck in the dark?
**[21:21] Satania**
No, it's the Darkness Pot!
**[21:24] Satania**
The Darkness Pot is an incredible item
**[21:27] Satania**
that changes everything you put in it
into dark matter.
**[21:31] Satania**
It's sure to liven up any party—
**[21:32] Raphi**
I'll pass.
**[21:34] Tap**
Me, too.
**[21:35] Vigne**
I told you we were having a *takopa* today.
**[21:37] Gab**
You have fun with that.
**[21:39] Satania**
Oh, come on!
**[23:12] Tap**
Tenma-senpai, everyone, thank you for today.
**[23:15] Gab**
Sure.
**[23:16] Raphi**
Give everyone in Heaven my love.
**[23:19] Vigne**
Come visit again, okay?
**[23:21] Satania**
Next time, we'll have a Darkness Pot party.
**[23:23] Tap**
No, thank you.
**[23:24] Satania**
Why not?!
**[23:25] Tap**
I'll be off, then.
**[23:28] Tap**
I completely forgot!
**[23:30] Tap**
Tenma-senpai.
**[23:31] Gab**
What up?
**[23:32] Tap**
Your older sister is coming in the morning.
**[23:35] Gab**
Huh?
**[23:36] Gab**
What?!
# 12 - Gabriel DropOut!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR09WNG7R/gabriel-dropout)
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**[00:07] Satania**
This is kind of disturbing.
**[00:09] Flashback**
Your older sister is coming in the morning.
**[00:12] Vigne**
Um, who's Gab's sister?
**[00:15] Raphi**
Tenma Zelel White-san.
**[00:17] Raphi**
They say that she's an even more
talented angel than Gab-chan.
**[00:22] Vigne**
Oh, wow. She sounds amazing.
**[00:24] Vigne**
But why would her visiting
turn Gab into a quivering mess?
**[00:28] Gab**
Zelel-neesan has always been a square.
**[00:30] Gab**
She's serious and hella strict.
**[00:32] Satania**
Hmph.
**[00:33] Satania**
Classic angel, huh?
**[00:35] Gab**
If she finds out I'm a faillen angel,
**[00:38] Gab**
she'll pop a can of divine retribution on me.
**[00:41] Gab**
If that happens, the fallout...
**[00:44] Gab**
might end the human world!
**[00:46] Vigne**
Th-There you go exaggerating again.
**[00:48] Vigne**
Right, Raphi?
**[00:52] Raphi**
Come on! She's exaggerating, right?
**[00:55] Satania**
Intriguing.
**[00:56] Satania**
I, Archdemon Satania-sama,
was in need of an opponent—
**[00:59] Raphi**
Incidentally, Zelel-san is
an incredibly powerful angel
**[01:03] Raphi**
known as "The Hand of God."
**[01:05] Satania**
Oh, right!
**[01:06] Satania**
The Devil's holding a talk panel
today at the Pandemonium in Hell!
**[01:10] Satania**
See ya, Gabriel.
**[01:12] Gab**
Traitor!
**[01:13] Gab**
You demon!
**[01:14] Satania**
Yes, I'm a demon! Now leggo!
**[01:16] Raphi**
Gab-chan's so desperate that
she's clinging to *Satania-san* for help?
**[01:23] Vigne**
Why do you look so pleased?
**[01:25] Gab**
Desperate measures...
**[01:28] Gab**
She can't come to the human world...
if there isn't one!
**[01:31] Vigne**
Don't take the world out with you!
**[01:40] Zelel**
Gabriel...
***SIGN*** Episode 12 Gabriel DropOut!
**[03:17] Salaryman**
As I was saying, at this rate—
**[03:20] Salaryman**
Huh?
**[03:25] Woman**
Oh?
**[03:25] Woman**
Where did all these feathers come from?
***SIGN*** Invisible to human eyes due to her incredible angelic power.
**[03:50] Woman**
Whatever could this be?
**[03:52] Woman**
Come, let us be off, Maron-chan.
**[03:57] Zelel**
* The human world... It hasn't changed*
* since I was here for my studies.*
**[04:02] Zelel**
*I'll have you show me...*
**[04:05] Zelel**
*what you've learned in this realm, Gabriel.*
**[04:16] Zelel**
How are you, Gabri—
**[04:18] Gab**
Welcome, Zelel-oneechan.
**[04:20] Zelel**
What are you wearing?
**[04:23] Gab**
Oh, goodness.
**[04:24] Gab**
I'm warmly welcoming my dearest sister
who I missed so very much!
**[04:28] Gab**
It's what any cute little sister would do!
**[04:31] Zelel**
We just saw each other over New Year's.
**[04:33] Gab**
How could you say that, Onee-chan?
**[04:35] Gab**
Hmph, hmph!
**[04:37] Gab**
Anyway, come on in.
**[04:39] Zelel**
Well, thanks for having me.
**[04:40] Gab narr**
*Stage one cleared!*
**[04:43] Gab narr**
* Even Zelel-neesan is ultimately*
* just a sheltered, gullible angel.*
**[04:47] Gab narr**
*This is too easy.*
***SIGN*** Last Night
**[04:49] (Flashback) Gab**
I call it, "Operation Little Sis Moe Moe."
**[04:52] (Flashback) Vigne**
What kind of stupid scheme is that?
**[04:54] (Flashback) Gab**
Hey, I haven't just been
screwing around down here.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Gab**
I've studied the human world
***SIGN*** Help!!
**[04:59] (Flashback) Gab**
and discovered a universal truth!
**[05:01] (Flashback) Satania**
What?
**[05:01] (Flashback) Satania**
That's just some video game.
**[05:03] (Flashback) Gab**
Try and keep up.
**[05:04] (Flashback) Gab**
MMOs are a microcosm of the real world.
**[05:07] (Flashback) Vigne**
Oh, great. She's spewing shut-in nonsense
about the "real world" again.
**[05:12] (Flashback) Raphi**
Well, between reality and video games,
**[05:14] (Flashback) Raphi**
it's hard to say which is superior.
**[05:17] (Flashback) Vigne**
Always a dark quip with every smile!
**[05:19] (Flashback) Gab**
Shut up and watch me work my magic.
**[05:21] (Flashback) Priest Gab**
I can't defeat these enemies all alone!
**[05:24] (Flashback) Priest Gab**
Oh, help me!
**[05:25] (Flashback) Priest Gab**
Onii-chan! Onee-chan!
**[05:27] (Flashback) Knight**
Your big brothers
are here for you, little sis!
**[05:30] (Flashback) Warrior**
Here, use this money to buy gear!
**[05:34] (Flashback) Elf**
Your big sisters will run dungeons with you!
**[05:38] (Flashback) Gab**
As you can see, support, items,
money—it all keeps rolling in.
**[05:41] (Flashback) Gab**
In conclusion, no one can
resist a little sister.
**[05:44] (Flashback) Vigne**
What kind of studying taught you that?
**[05:46] (Flashback) Gab**
I'll use my sweet little sister power
**[05:49] (Flashback) Gab**
to charm her and lie my way outta this!
**[05:52] Gab**
Have a seat.
**[05:55] Raphi**
It's lovely to see you again, Zelel-san.
**[05:57] Vigne**
H-How do you do?
**[05:59] Vigne**
I-I'm Tsukinose Vignette April.
**[06:02] Vigne**
Pleased to meet you.
**[06:04] Zelel**
Nice to see you, Raphiel.
**[06:06] Zelel**
You look well.
**[06:08] Zelel**
And you're... a demon?
**[06:10] Vigne**
Y-Yes.
**[06:11] Vigne**
G-Gabriel-san always does so much...
**[06:14] (Flashback) Flashback**
Come on, it's only homework!
Just let me copy it!
**[06:16] (Flashback) Flashback**
I waited for you by the
station for two whole hours!
**[06:18] (Flashback) Flashback**
What are these?
**[06:19] (Flashback) Flashback**
I'm sorry. No soliciting, please.
**[06:23] (Flashback) Flashback**
Thanks for feeding me.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Flashback**
Vigne, lemme copy your homework!
**[06:27] (Flashback) Flashback**
I was hoping you would be so kind
as to let me see your homework.
**[06:30] (Flashback) Flashback**
One Gabriel.
**[06:34] (Flashback) Flashback**
Do you enjoy living like that?
Always being mad?
**[06:39] Vigne**
S-So much... for me.
**[06:43] Zelel**
Why do you look like
you might cry tears of blood?
**[06:46] Vigne**
O-Oh, it's just that Gabriel-san is...
**[06:49] Vigne**
so, uh, friendly to me,
even though I'm a demon.
**[06:52] Vigne**
She's a model angel.
**[06:54] Raphi narr**
* Caught between her conscience not to lie*
* and to defend her friend...*
**[07:00] Raphi narr**
* Thank you for the truly*
* nuanced expression, Vigne-san!*
**[07:03] Gab**
Even angels and demons can get along.
**[07:06] Gab**
I learned that here
in the human world, Onee-chan.
**[07:09] Raphi**
Oh, yes.
**[07:10] Raphi**
Thanks to Gab-chan's good influence,
**[07:12] Raphi**
I also enjoy toying with—
**[07:14] Raphi**
Ahem, enjoy sharing our days
with our dear demon neighbors.
**[07:17] Vigne**
Y-Yes, that's right.
**[07:19] Zelel**
I see.
**[07:20] Zelel**
These are the fruits of your studies
in the human world?
**[07:23] Gab**
Yes.
**[07:24] Gab narr**
*All right, so far so good.*
**[07:25] Gab narr**
*Gotta keep piling it on!*
**[07:28] Zelel**
Your apartment is quite tidy, too.
**[07:31] Zelel**
It looks good.
**[07:33] Gab**
The way I always keep it.
**[07:38] Zelel**
What in the world?
**[07:45] Gab**
Sorry about that, Onee-chan.
**[07:46] Gab**
I didn't mention it,
**[07:47] Gab**
but this apartment is
possessed by an evil demon.
**[07:50] Zelel**
Evil?
**[07:51] Gab**
But there's no need to worry!
**[07:54] (Flashback) Gab**
I need you guys to help me
with Operation Little Sis Moe Moe.
**[07:56] (Flashback) Vigne**
What?
**[07:59] (Flashback) Satania**
A demon help an angel?
**[08:02] (Flashback) Satania**
Gabriel, surely you haven't forgotten
**[08:05] (Flashback) Satania**
the transgressions
you've committed against me.
**[08:08] (Flashback) Satania**
I'll humiliate you
in front of your own sister
***SIGN*** Devil's Message
**[08:11] (Flashback) Satania**
with my Devil's Message!
**[08:14] (Flashback) Gab**
Good.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Gab**
My silence magic worked.
**[08:17] (Flashback) Vigne**
That wasn't magic.
That was a physical attack.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Gab**
If you're not gonna help,
I gotta shut you up.
**[08:22] (Flashback) Gab**
Hey, you two grab her legs.
**[08:24] (Flashback) Raphi**
Got it.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Raphi**
I had a feeling this might happen,
**[08:27] (Flashback) Raphi**
so I made sure to bring the gag and rope.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Vigne**
You had those on Christmas, too!
**[08:36] Gab**
I sealed it away with my angelic power.
**[08:38] Zelel**
I see.
**[08:39] Zelel**
You really are applying yourself
to your studies.
**[08:42] Gab**
I'm your little sister, after all!
**[08:44] Vigne**
Raphi...
**[08:45] Vigne**
I can't take much more of this...
**[08:47] Vigne**
I'm falling to the dark side.
**[08:49] Raphi**
Keep calm and remember.
**[08:50] Raphi**
You were on the dark side to begin with.
**[08:56] Gab**
How is it, Onee-chan?
**[08:58] Zelel**
Delicious.
**[08:59] Zelel**
You made this?
**[09:01] Gab**
Yes!
**[09:02] Gab**
Actually, I'm working at a coffee shop
**[09:04] Gab**
to learn more about the human world.
**[09:07] Gab**
I'm so glad you like it.
**[09:10] Vigne narr**
*You "work" twice a week.*
**[09:12] Raphi narr**
*What's more, that coffee*
**[09:13] Raphi narr**
*was personally brewed by Master-san.*
**[09:15] Raphi narr**
* All she did was bring it home*
* and pour it from pot to cup.*
**[09:18] (Flashback) Master**
Ah, I'm delighted just to have
someone drinking my coffee.
**[09:22] (Flashback) Master**
I'm quite proud of this blend, you know.
**[09:25] (Flashback) Master**
It uses seven kinds
of beans that I just got in.
***SIGN*** Coffee Artisan
Mr. Davie (55)
**[09:28] (Flashback) Master**
Using a grinding method I learned
**[09:29] (Flashback) Master**
from a coffee artisan I met in Brazil...
**[09:31] Gab**
Onee-chan.
**[09:32] Gab**
Would you like another cup?
**[09:34] Zelel**
Please, if you will.
**[09:35] Gab**
Stay right there.
**[09:39] Zelel**
You dropped something.
**[09:41] Gab**
Oh, my.
**[09:42] Gab**
You saw that?
**[09:46] Gab**
I keep a picture of
my dearest sister with me,
**[09:49] Gab**
so I'm never lonely
here in the human world.
**[09:51] Zelel**
Gabriel...
**[09:53] Zelel**
You...
**[09:54] Gab**
Onee-chan...
**[09:55] Gab narr**
*If I shower her with this much love,*
**[09:58] Gab narr**
* there's no way she'll poke*
* her nose into my business.*
**[10:01] Vigne narr**
*Lies on top of lies...*
**[10:03] Raphi narr**
*That's the Gab-chan I love.*
**[10:12] Zelel**
What is this?
**[10:13] Gab**
I can explain, Onee-chan!
**[10:15] Gab**
Th-This is... Right!
**[10:18] Gab**
It's a demonic plot to make me fall!
**[10:20] Gab**
How terrifying.
**[10:21] Gab**
She's a true archdemon!
**[10:23] Vigne narr**
*She framed Satania?!*
**[10:25] Raphi narr**
* She's pushing the limits*
* of what's believable,*
**[10:27] Raphi narr**
*but that's so Gab-chan.*
**[10:30] Satania**
You're absolutely right.
**[10:32] Satania**
Succumb and fall into the temptation
of this archdemon, Gabriel!
**[10:36] Vigne narr**
*She's all in on this hole-riddled plot!*
**[10:38] Raphi narr**
* She's happy to be treated like*
* an archdemon for once, even if it's pretend.*
**[10:42] Zelel**
I know, Gabriel.
**[10:44] Gab**
Huh?
**[10:45] Gab**
Know what?
**[10:47] Zelel**
That you've been living a life of
decadence here in the human world.
**[10:53] Girls**
What?!
**[10:55] Zelel**
Don't think you can pull one over on me.
**[10:58] Zelel**
Had you confessed and repented,
**[11:00] Zelel**
I would have had mercy on you.
**[11:03] Zelel**
But this farce...
Dragging others down into your lies?
**[11:07] Zelel**
This is a grave sin for an angel.
**[11:10] Zelel**
I pray you're prepared
for the worst, Gabriel.
**[11:13] Gab**
Fooling your cute little sister...
**[11:15] Gab**
That's low, Nee-san!
**[11:17] Vigne**
As if you have a right to call anyone low.
**[11:20] Gab**
Fine.
**[11:21] Gab**
If that's your game,
well, I've still got a trick up my sleeve.
**[11:30] Vigne**
Wha— Gab?!
**[11:32] Gab**
I'm sorry.
**[11:33] Gab**
I'll turn over a new leaf.
**[11:35] Raphi**
A flawless display of groveling!
**[11:38] Satania**
Hey!
**[11:39] Satania**
If you're going to grovel, grovel to me!
**[11:41] Zelel**
Do you truly mean that?
**[11:44] Gab**
Yes, of course.
**[11:45] Gab**
From now on, I'll study diligently
to become a great angel!
**[11:48] Gab narr**
*And now that your guard's down...*
**[11:51] Vigne**
Can she get any lower?!
**[11:52] Zelel**
Fool.
**[11:55] Gab**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[11:56] Raphi**
Divine Fist of the Angel Ultimate Technique:
Two-Fingered Void-Space Reversal—
**[12:00] Raphi**
I've never seen it in person before!
***SIGN*** Divine Fist of the Angel Ultimate Technique Two-Fingered Void-Space Reversal
**[12:03] Zelel**
It seems you're in need of some re-education.
**[12:06] Gab**
At least wait until after
I've finished today's MMO events!
***SIGN*** One Week Later
**[12:16] Vigne**
Gab hasn't been back for a week.
**[12:19] Vigne**
Raphi, have you heard anything?
**[12:20] Raphi**
A little bird told me
**[12:22] Raphi**
she's being disciplined
quite severely by Zelel-san.
**[12:26] Satania**
Serves her right!
**[12:35] Gab**
It's so wonderful to see you again,
Vigne-san, Satania-san, Raphi.
**[12:39] Gab**
I'm heartily sorry for having worried you.
**[12:43] Gab**
It's a pleasure to be in your company again.
**[12:46] Satania**
Is this...
**[12:48] Vigne**
Uh-huh.
**[12:50] Vigne**
It's the way Gab was when I first met her.
**[12:57] Gab**
All finished, Sensei.
**[12:58] Sensei**
Correct.
**[12:59] Sensei**
Well done.
**[13:01] Gab**
I could only do it because
of your tutelage, sir.
**[13:17] Gab**
Is something the matter?
**[13:18] Sensei**
No.
**[13:19] Sensei**
You may return to your seat.
**[13:20] Gab**
Yes, sir.
**[13:27] Prez narr**
*I'm Class 1-B's president.*
**[13:29] Prez narr**
*I do step exercises daily.*
**[13:31] Prez narr**
* Today, I'm in charge of*
* cleaning the bathroom.*
**[13:34] Prez narr**
*The most unpopular task at school.*
**[13:37] Prez narr**
*It's a hard-knock life, being president.*
**[13:41] Gab**
Oh, Miss President.
**[13:43] Gab**
I just finished cleaning the bathroom.
**[13:46] Prez**
Huh?
**[13:46] Prez**
*You* cleaned it?
**[13:47] Gab**
You always work so hard for the rest of us.
**[13:51] Gab**
I wanted to do what I could
to ease your burden.
**[13:54] Gab**
Oh, did I overstep my bounds?
**[13:56] Prez**
N-No, you didn't.
**[13:59] Prez**
Um... Thanks.
**[14:02] Gab**
You're very welcome.
**[14:04] Prez narr**
*I-I remember this blinding glow.*
**[14:06] Prez narr**
* Some in our class even believed*
* it was a mass hallucination.*
**[14:10] Prez narr**
*Tenma-san when the school year began.*
**[14:19] Satania**
What the hell happened to her, Vignette?
**[14:22] Vigne**
What do you want me to say?
**[14:23] Vigne**
This is how Gab was when I first met her.
**[14:27] Vigne**
You said it made you feel sick,
but you liked it at first.
**[14:31] Satania**
Well...
**[14:33] (Flashback) Satania**
Gabriel!
**[14:34] (Flashback) Satania**
I desire a drink.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Gab**
Here you are.
**[14:36] (Flashback) Satania**
Gabriel.
**[14:37] (Flashback) Satania**
Homework!
**[14:38] (Flashback) Gab**
Here.
***SIGN*** Math
**[14:39] (Flashback) Gab**
I did it in your handwriting.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Satania**
Gabriel, shoulder massage!
**[14:43] (Flashback) Gab**
Okay.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Gab**
You're frightfully stiff.
**[14:46] Satania**
I thought I'd found the perfect slave.
**[14:49] Satania**
But...
**[14:55] (Flashback) Gab**
Satania-san, eating too much melon bread
is bad for your health.
**[14:59] (Flashback) Satania**
I waited in line for two hours
to get that limited-edition bread!
**[15:02] [SONG] Text**
Encyclopedia Demonica
Volume 20:
The Mark of a True Demon!
**[15:02] (Flashback) Gab**
Read through all twenty volumes
of the Encyclopedia Demonica
**[15:06] (Flashback) Gab**
and become a great demon, okay?
**[15:08] (Flashback) Satania**
O-Obviously I will.
**[15:09] [SONG] Text**
Hell Shopping Network
**[15:10] Host**
*Good evening, all you demons out there!*
**[15:11] Host**
*You're watching the Hell Shopping Network!*
**[15:13] [SONG] Text**
Hell Shopping Network
**[15:14] Host**
* Today we've got even more special items*
* sure to make any angel cry uncle.*
**[15:19] (Flashback) Satania**
Ooh, I gotta see this!
**[15:21] Host**
* Without further ado,*
* allow me to introduce...*
**[15:24] Host**
*The Shocking Gum Collection,*
**[15:25] Host**
* made with special materials*
* developed by NASO!*
**[15:28] Host**
* This must-have item will shred*
* the pride of any sucker angel into tatters!*
**[15:34] Host**
*A-And that's not all...*
**[15:36] Host**
*Act now, and your monthly payments...*
**[15:39] Host**
*will be... interest-free...*
**[15:40] Demon**
*Sir!*
**[15:41] Demon**
*Sir!*
***SIGN*** We'll be right back
**[15:45] (Flashback) Gab**
You'll never become an archdemon
**[15:47] (Flashback) Gab**
wasting your money on silly TV shopping.
***SIGN*** Demon Savings Book
***SIGN*** Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
***SIGN*** Hell Bank
**[15:50] (Flashback) Gab**
I'll manage your finances from now on.
**[15:55] Satania**
I can't believe that Gabriel going
super-angel is giving me tummy aches.
**[15:59] Vigne**
I know how you feel.
**[16:02] (Flashback) Vigne**
Okay!
**[16:03] (Flashback) Vigne**
Time to wake Gab up and head to school.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Gab**
Good morning.
**[16:07] (Flashback) Vigne**
Huh?
**[16:12] Vigne**
This model-student Gab thing
is throwing my life out of order.
**[16:16] Raphi**
Then why not turn Gab-chan
into a faillen angel again?
**[16:20] Satania**
That's it!
**[16:22] Satania**
Bringing about an angel's fall...
**[16:24] Satania**
Such is a demon's true calling!
**[16:26] Vigne**
If it's Raphi's idea,
what does that make her?
**[16:29] Raphi**
I love Gab-chan in all her forms.
**[16:32] Raphi**
But...
**[16:33] Satania**
But what?
**[16:35] Raphi**
Doesn't the sight of something white
being stained black
**[16:38] Raphi**
send shivers down your spine?
**[16:39] Satania**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:41] Satania**
You, uh, totally get me.
**[16:42] Vigne**
I've been wondering this for a while,
**[16:44] Vigne**
but are you sure
you haven't fallen, too, Raphi?
**[16:49] Gab**
And that's it for homework.
**[16:52] Gab**
Well, that was another long day of hard work.
**[16:55] Voice**
*Help!*
**[16:58] Gab**
What was that voice?
***SIGN*** Help!!
**[17:01] Gab**
Oh, a video game again?
**[17:03] Gab**
I'm sorry.
**[17:04] Gab**
No more games for me.
**[17:06] Gab**
Nothing will distract me
from becoming a great angel
**[17:08] Gab**
who will lead people to happiness anymore.
**[17:10] Vigne**
Why are you repressing yourself?
**[17:12] Satania**
Listen to your heart and fall already!
**[17:14] Raphi**
I'm coming in.
**[17:16] Gab**
Wh-What are you all doing in my apartment?
**[17:19] Satania**
That doesn't matter.
**[17:20] Satania**
Hurry up and fall, Gabriel!
**[17:23] Satania**
This isn't right—
**[17:25] Satania**
isn't entertaining at all!
**[17:27] Vigne**
I know I complained about you all the time,
**[17:30] Vigne**
but I agree with Satania.
**[17:32] Vigne**
Seeing you like this really bothers me.
**[17:35] Gab**
Vigne-san...
**[17:37] Gab**
Satania-san...
**[17:41] Raphi**
Is this a barrier?
**[17:43] Gab**
Yeah.
**[17:44] Gab**
No one outside can hear anything inside.
**[17:53] Vigne**
Wh-What's going on, Gab?
**[17:54] Gab**
If I had you guys completely fooled,
**[17:57] Gab**
there's no way Nee-san
could see through my act.
**[18:00] Gab**
I've won this battle.
**[18:03] Vigne**
Huh?
**[18:04] Vigne**
Don't tell me you...
**[18:05] Gab**
Yeah, it was all an act.
**[18:07] Gab**
Like, who the hell would get
"rehabilitated" by a little yelling?
**[18:11] Satania**
Why are you putting on this act?
**[18:15] Gab**
I'll be a goody two-shoes
until Nee-san gets off my case.
**[18:18] Gab**
Then it's back to wallowing in my indulgence.
**[18:21] Vigne**
Didn't you just try just that and fail?
And not very long ago?
**[18:25] Zelel**
Goodness gracious.
**[18:26] Zelel**
You've certainly underestimated me.
**[18:28] Gab**
Oh, please.
**[18:29] Gab**
This time I'll— Huh?!
**[18:32] Gab**
Z-Zelel-neesan?!
**[18:34] Zelel**
You were careless.
**[18:36] Zelel**
This flimsy barrier is no match
for my clairvoyance.
**[18:42] Satania**
What's "clairvoyance"?!
**[18:44] Raphi**
It's a power that allows you to see anything,
**[18:46] Raphi**
regardless of distance
and obstructions to sight.
**[18:49] Raphi**
For instance, yesterday, when you...
**[18:52] Satania**
You saw?! You saw that?!
**[18:54] Raphi**
Oh, my. Whatever could you mean?
**[18:56] Zelel**
Looks like your studies in the human world
**[18:59] Zelel**
will have to be put on hold
until you have a proper attitude adjustment.
**[19:02] Vigne**
Huh?
**[19:02] Vigne**
Does that mean Gab has to
move back to Heaven?
**[19:06] Satania**
Wait a sec!
**[19:07] Satania**
The score between me and Gabriel
isn't settled yet!
**[19:10] Raphi**
Without Gab-chan, my fun in the human world
**[19:13] Raphi**
will decrease by about thirty percent.
**[19:15] Gab**
N-No!
**[19:17] Gab**
I'm not going back to Heaven!
**[19:20] Gab**
Never.
**[19:21] Gab**
I refuse!
**[19:22] Zelel**
Do you really think a selfish tantrum
could sway me?
**[19:26] Gab**
Yes, human culture caused my fall,
**[19:29] Gab**
but I'm not attached to the human world
simply because of that.
**[19:34] Gab**
I... I...
**[19:37] Gab**
More than anything, I don't want
to be separated from my best friends!
**[19:41] Raphi narr**
*Now she's playing the friendship card!*
**[19:43] Vigne narr**
* Seriously, she'll use anyone*
* and anything she can.*
**[19:47] Satania narr**
*Hey!*
**[19:48] Satania narr**
* Why am I the only one*
* being mistreated like this?!*
**[19:51] Vigne narr**
* But Zelel-san wouldn't fall*
* for this cheap...*
**[19:54] Zelel**
For friendship, you say?
**[19:57] Zelel**
You were blessed with good friends.
**[19:59] Vigne**
She fell for it?!
**[20:01] Gab**
Then, I can...
**[20:03] Zelel**
Yes.
**[20:04] Zelel**
You may stay in the human world.
**[20:06] Zelel**
I can just as easily
whip you into shape here.
**[20:09] Gab**
Heck, yeah!
**[20:11] Gab**
Wait, what did you just say, Onee-sama?
**[20:14] Zelel**
I'll be living with you in the human world
**[20:17] Zelel**
to properly rehabilitate you.
**[20:22] Gab**
Wait, are you kidding me?!
**[20:24] Gab**
I don't wanna live with you!
**[20:26] Gab**
How am I supposed to laze?!
**[20:27] Zelel**
Which is precisely the point
of living with me.
**[20:30] Zelel**
I have some qualms
regarding the human world, but...
**[20:32] Zelel**
No matter.
**[20:33] Satania**
What's this mean?
**[20:34] Raphi**
Basically, Gab-chan doesn't
have to go back to Heaven.
**[20:39] Vigne**
But Zelel-san will be living with her,
**[20:41] Vigne**
so she'll be stuck in a hell of studying
**[20:43] Vigne**
with earthly delights in sight
but forever out of reach.
**[20:46] Satania**
Seriously?!
**[20:47] Satania**
That sounds awesome!
**[20:48] Satania**
If it means I'll get to see Gabriel suffer,
**[20:51] Satania**
I welcome you with open arms!
**[20:52] Gab**
Don't take delight in my misfortune!
**[20:54] Gab**
Why, I oughta...
**[20:55] Satania**
H-Hey!
**[20:56] Satania**
Stop shaking me!
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
**[20:58] Vigne**
I know this formula!
**[21:01] Satania**
Hey!
**[21:02] Satania**
How dare you eat your master's
melon bread, you lowly familiar?!
**[21:05] Zelel**
Eek!
**[21:07] Vigne**
"Eek"?
**[21:11] Raphi**
That cute shriek came from...
**[21:13] Gab**
No way... Nee-san?
**[21:16] Zelel**
D-Dog...
**[21:18] Zelel**
Dog...?
**[21:20] Zelel**
No! Stay away!
**[21:27] Zelel**
I can't stay in the human world!
**[21:30] Zelel**
I'm going home!
**[21:37] Gab**
Evil has been vanquished!
**[21:38] Vigne**
They're clearly related.
They're both handfuls.
**[21:40] Raphi**
I'd expect no less from Gab-chan's sister.
**[21:43] Satania**
Excuse me!
**[21:44] Satania**
I'm the victim of a melon
bread snatching here!
**[21:47] Gab**
Now that the pest finally logged out...
**[21:52] Gab**
Time for me to log in.
**[22:01] Gab**
With the abominable evil threat gone,
**[22:02] Gab**
peace has returned to the world.
**[22:06] Gab**
This is bliss.
**[22:10] Gab**
Vigne? What's she want?
**[22:13] Vigne**
Hey, Gab!
**[22:14] Vigne**
Did you forget that we had finals today?!
**[22:17] Vigne**
If you skip exams, you'll stay back a year!
**[22:21] Satania**
You're so afraid of losing to me in grades
**[22:23] Satania**
that you're hiding at home, huh?
**[22:25] Satania**
I've got you figured out, Gabriel.
**[22:27] Raphi**
If Gab-chan were to be held back a year...
**[22:30] Tapris**
Now we get to be
first-years together, Tenma-senpai!
**[22:33] Tapris**
Oops!
**[22:35] Tapris**
I mean, um...
**[22:36] Tapris**
G-Gabriel!
**[22:39] Raphi**
That would be wonderful in its own way.
**[22:41] Vigne**
So unless you *want* that to happen,
**[22:43] Vigne**
you'd better get here, now.
**[22:45] Gab**
Oh, boy.
**[22:47] Gab**
Do you really think
that's enough to sway me?
**[22:51] Gab**
You couldn't lead an *addict* into temptation.
**[22:54] Gab**
Let's see.
**[22:55] Gab**
It's 8:30...
**[22:57] Gab**
Only one way to make it in time.
**[22:59] Gab**
I'm powerful enough to drive
Zelel-neesan off now.
**[23:03] Gab**
This'll be a walk in the park.
**[23:12] Gab**
Teleport me into the classroom!
**[23:15] Gab**
Divine Unimpeded Passage!
**[23:38] Vigne**
No. Stop.