FUUTO PI

In Fuuto, better known as the Windy City, mysterious beings called Dopants wreak havoc by using the dangerous Gaia Memories. However, there are also heroes who utilize the Gaia Memories to fight these criminals: a half-boiled and indecisive PI named Shotaro Hidari, and his partner Philip, an intellectual-type PI. The two transform into Kamen Rider W—the legendary hero of Fuuto city!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Beware of t / The Man Who Loved a Witch

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[01:20] Shotaro
    Pops!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Beware of t / The Man Who Loved a Witch
[01:49] Shotaro
    Fuuto, the windy city.
[01:53] Shotaro
    Whether it's a scrap of joy
    or a jackpot of tragedy,
[01:57] Shotaro
    in this town, the wind blows it your way.
[02:00] Shotaro
    My job is keeping my ears to that wind...
[02:03] Shotaro
    And keeping those scraps of joy safe.
[02:08] Shotaro
    The name's Shotaro Hidari.
[02:10] Shotaro
    I'm an extremely
    hard-boiled private eye.
[02:24] Shotaro
    That's a nice breeze.
SIGN    Akiko
[02:27] Shotaro
    Akiko, huh?
[02:30] Shotaro
    What's up?
[02:31] Akiko
    Are you serious?! Don't you "What's up?" me!
[02:33] Shotaro
    Wh-What did I do?!
[02:36] Shotaro
    Huh? The picture I sent?
[02:39] Shotaro
    Was that hard-boiled or what?
[02:41] Shotaro
    Came out so nice, I figured
    even you would appreciate it!
[02:46] Akiko
    Why are you screwing around?!
[02:47] Shotaro
    That's not really what I was doing...
[02:50] Shotaro
    A client's coming in? This late?
[02:54] Shotaro
    You got it. I'll rush on back.
[02:57] Shotaro
    Man, the big boss still has a short fuse.
[03:02] Shotaro
    Marriage definitely didn't mellow her out.
[03:27] Shotaro
    I-Is this for real?
[03:31] Shotaro
    Talk about a perfect strike.
[03:46] Shotaro
    Easy there.
[03:48] Shotaro
    Care to step aside, lady?
[03:52] Shotaro
    Any further and I'll be shot through the heart
    with all that heat you're packing.
[03:58] Shotaro
    Huh? Was that not cool?
[04:00] Tokime
    I'm always so hungry...
[04:04] Tokime
    Are you the one who'll satisfy me?
[04:07] Shotaro
    Uh, I'm not sure I follow...
[04:10] Shotaro
    Is this, like, a new way
    of drumming up business?
[04:14] Shotaro
    G-Gotta pass, then.
[04:16] Shotaro
    The detective game's
    not too lucrative, so...
[04:19] Shotaro
    I can't really afford to
    invest in a passing beauty.
[04:24] Tokime
    Detective...
[04:27] Shotaro
    Damn, that was a close one!
[04:30] Shotaro
    She nearly had me around her little finger.
[04:33] Shotaro
    Every now and then you meet a dame so sexy,
    you've gotta pry your eyes off her...
[04:37] Shotaro
    Wait a minute.
[04:39] Shotaro
    That's the end of the pier—
[04:45] Shotaro
    She's gone?
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
SIGN    We'll solve
    your case in
     hard-boiled
     style
[04:53] Akiko
    Okay, attention!
[04:56] Akiko
    Here's a picture of Dad,
[04:58] Akiko
    and here's the selfie Shotaro just sent.
[05:01] Akiko
    Now, which one's the hard-boiled detective?!
SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
[05:10] Akiko
    Which one is the narcissist
    who wishes he was hard-boiled,
[05:13] Akiko
    when he's really just immature
    and soft-boiled—or half-boiled, you could say?
[05:16] Shotaro
    Damn it, you know I hate this
    half-baked, half-boiled talk!
SIGN    Kanade Ritsuko Piano Recital
[05:21] Akiko
    But which is it?!
SIGN    This wind carries tips
    And this wind watches
     Don't let crime pay!
    
     Produced in Partnership with
     the Fuuto Police Department
    & Fuuto Crime Prevention Committee
[05:22] Shotaro
    Damn it! Give it a rest, Akiko!
[05:25] Shotaro
    Anybody would look half-baked
    compared to Pops!
[05:29] Shotaro
    Ow!
[05:30] Akiko
    Hey, stupid!
SIGN    No Back-Talk!
[05:31] Akiko
    I'm mad because you said you'd rush back,
    but you took your sweet time!
[05:35] Shotaro
    That's...
[05:37] Shotaro
    because I had a weird
    encounter on the way back.
[05:42] Akiko
    Come in.
[05:46] Akiko
    Welcome to the Narumi Detective Agency.
[05:49] Akiko
    I'm the chief, Akiko Narumi.
[05:50] Akiko
    This is the agency's...
[05:52] Akiko
    Detective. Shotaro Hidari. It's a pleasure.
[05:56] Chuuta
    I-I'm Chuuta Tsubosaki...
[06:01] Shotaro
    So, what can we help you with?
[06:08] Akiko
    No need to be so anxious!
[06:11] Akiko
    We're here to help with whatever you need.
[06:13] Akiko
    Missing persons, missing cats,
[06:16] Akiko
    cat matchmaking, neighbor's cat
     pooping on your property...
[06:18] Shotaro
    Does it always need to be about cats?!
[06:20] Chuuta
    Well... I...
[06:22] Chuuta
    I want you to find a w-witch!
[06:26] S/A
    Witch?!
[06:28] Chuuta
    I realize how weird it sounds,
[06:31] Chuuta
    but they say strange
    things happen in Fuuto.
[06:35] Chuuta
    And I heard this agency
    specializes in that sort of thing.
[06:41] Shotaro
    How about you fill us in on the details?
[06:45] Shotaro
    Chuuta Tsubosaki. 32 years old.
[06:47] Shotaro
    From a family of farmers in Hokkaido,
    but after a few years of bad harvests,
[06:51] Shotaro
    he moved to Fuuto last week
    to make some money in the city.
[06:55] Shotaro
    He was heading home for the night, with a bag
    full of the money he needed for his new life...
[07:02] Shotaro
    when he ran into a witch.
[07:06] (Flashback) Tokime
    I'm always so hungry...
[07:10] (Flashback) Tokime
    Are you the one who'll satisfy me?
[07:14] Shotaro
    "Maybe she's hungry?" he thought as
    he reached for some cash from the bag.
[07:21] Shotaro
    And then...
[07:24] (Flashback) Tokime
    Thanks for that.
[07:28] (Flashback) Tokime
    I wouldn't follow if I were you.
[07:29] (Flashback) Tokime
    I'm a witch, after all.
[07:33] Shotaro
    She stole your bag? What happened then?
[07:36] Chuuta
    I rushed after her, of course.
[07:39] Chuuta
    But... I couldn't catch up at all!
[07:41] Chuuta
    She was so graceful,
    it's like she was running on air!
[07:55] Chuuta
    In the end, I lost track of her.
[07:58] Shotaro
    And you found yourself at
    the t-intersection in Yuunagi-cho?
[08:01] Akiko
    She managed to get away, huh?
[08:03] Akiko
    Can't blame you, though,
    since you're new in town...
[08:06] Chuuta
    That's the weird thing.
[08:12] Akiko
    A dead end?
[08:15] Akiko
    Are you saying she walked through a wall?
[08:20] Shotaro
    It's gotta be her.
[08:23] Shotaro
    Sorry about that. My partner's asleep.
[08:26] Shotaro
    Tired himself out with his books.
[08:31] Shotaro
    So, Mr. Chuuta Tsubosaki,
[08:33] Shotaro
    I take it you'd like us to track down
    that woman and get your money back?
[08:37] Chuuta
    R-Right...
[08:39] Chuuta
    That bag was sent by my family.
    It's very important to me.
[08:42] Akiko
    The bag? More than the money?
[08:45] Chuuta
    Er, uh, well... but... um...
[08:48] Shotaro
    Something's not adding up here.
[08:50] Shotaro
    How much was in the bag?
[08:52] Chuuta
    Around 280,000 yen, I think.
[08:55] Shotaro
    That's not chump change,
[08:57] Shotaro
    but it's not like hiring
    a detective is cheap.
[09:00] Shotaro
    If you just wanted the cash back,
    most people would go the cops.
[09:03] Shotaro
    Wouldn't turning to us end up
    costing you more in the end?
[09:07] Chuuta
    Uh... well...
[09:09] Shotaro
    I'm guessing...
[09:12] Shotaro
    This is more about seeing the girl
    again than the money, right, Chuuta?
[09:18] Chuuta
    Yes...
[09:19] Chuuta
    I-It's really embarrassing,
    but I've never felt this way before.
[09:25] Akiko
    So, you fell in love at first sight
    with the witch who mugged you?!
[09:30] Chuuta
    I do want the bag back, but...
[09:32] Chuuta
    Ideally I'd get to see her again,
    and try to convince her to stop stealing.
[09:38] Akiko
    And that's why you don't
    want to go to the police.
[09:40] Chuuta
    Is... Is this a bad idea?
[09:42] Chuuta
    Is it inappropriate? I mean,
     a request like this...
[09:46] Shotaro
    Every client has their circumstances.
[09:49] Shotaro
    And if not for private eyes,
[09:51] Shotaro
    who would hear them out
[09:56] ---
    on the stuff they're afraid to admit?
[10:00] Shotaro
    We'll take the case and find your witch.
[10:03] Shotaro
    M-Mr. Detective!
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
[10:08] Akiko
    You met the witch?!
[10:10] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[10:11] Shotaro
    Pretty sure it's the same girl.
[10:12] Akiko
    Does that mean she almost robbed you, too?!
[10:16] Akiko
    Oh, but she could probably tell
    you're broke from looking at you.
[10:20] Shotaro
    W-Wrong!
[10:21] Shotaro
    She probably ran off 'cuz she could
    tell how s-steely and hard-boiled I am!
[10:28] Shotaro
    Can't say I blame Chuuta
    for being into her, though.
[10:31] Shotaro
    She's definitely a witch,
    in the "bewitching" sense.
[10:34] Philip
    Fascinating.
[10:39] Philip
    I'm quite intrigued.
[10:41] Shotaro
    Come on, I doubt I'm gonna need
    your help this time around, partner.
[10:45] Philip
    My interest has more to do
    with your attitude, Shotaro.
[10:50] Philip
    A seductive witch who leads
    men astray with her charms...
[10:54] Philip
    It plays directly into a number
    of your genre sensibilities.
[10:57] Philip
    Thinking about her playing you for a fool
     has me twitching in anticipation.
[11:02] Shotaro
    Say what?!
[11:03] Philip
    Did you encounter any of the supernatural
    phenomena that Chuuta Tsubosaki mentioned?
[11:08] Shotaro
    Come to think of it...
[11:11] Shotaro
    It was like she disappeared into the sea.
[11:15] Akiko
    She disappeared?!
[11:17] Shotaro
    She's probably just a fast runner, alright?
[11:22] Shotaro
    This city's my backyard.
[11:24] Shotaro
    She can run, but she can't hide for long!
[11:27] Shotaro
    Just you watch!
[11:33] Philip
    This might turn out to be
    more troublesome than it seems.
[11:39] Shotaro
    Fuuto. This city's my backyard.
[11:43] Shotaro
    From the back streets to the most
    cramped alleys, I've got them all memorized,
[11:48] Shotaro
    and I've got connections
    with folks from all walks of life.
[11:52] Shotaro
    So when rumors start floating around,
    I'll usually be the first one to hear them.
[11:59] Shotaro
    But this witch...
    isn't leaving much of a trail.
SIGN    Fuu-men
[12:06] Shotaro
    What the hell is going on here?
[12:08] Shotaro
    She's waltzing around town,
    but nobody has any clue who she is?
[12:13] Shotaro
    And after the big game I talked,
    I gotta handle this solo, or...
SIGN    Watcherman
[12:24] Shotaro
    Looks like I might have found it...
[12:27] Shotaro
    The first traces of her trail.
[12:30] Shotaro
    She's the "t-intersection witch"?
[12:32] Watcherman
    A real big deal lately!
[12:35] Watcherman
    She swipes clothes off of ladies,
    and cash off of men.
[12:38] Watcherman
    You can chase her, but never catch her...
[12:41] Shotaro
    And that's when you find yourself
    at the t-intersection in Yuunagi-cho?
[12:45] Watcherman
    You got it!
[12:46] Watcherman
    And this is where she ripped somebody off.
[12:50] Watcherman
    From what I heard, the witch made off
    with the victim's clothes!
[12:56] Shotaro
    You're a hell of a tipster.
[12:58] Shotaro
    Run home, and buy yourself
    something good to eat.
[13:01] Shotaro
    Before she swipes that, too.
[13:05] Watcherman
    I-It's the witch!
[13:09] Watcherman
    H-Hey! Dummy!
[13:15] Shotaro
    She flew?!
[13:17] Watcherman
    W-Watch it!
[13:18] Watcherman
    My phone!
[13:31] Shotaro
    Hey! So you're a real witch?
[13:34] Shotaro
    Again with this?!
[13:40] Chuuta
    She was so graceful,
    it's like she was running on air!
[13:48] Shotaro
    Gotta cut her off.
[14:15] Shotaro
    You're not getting away, lady.
[14:18] Shotaro
    I take it you're the thief folks
    are calling the t-intersection witch?
[14:22] Shotaro
    The name's Shotaro Hidari.
[14:24] Shotaro
    I'm a private detective.
[14:25] Shotaro
    What do I call you?
[14:29] Tokime
    Tokime.
[14:31] Shotaro
    Tokime? That's your name?
[14:34] Shotaro
    You got a last one?
[14:35] Tokime
    I dunno.
[14:37] Tokime
    Why don't you find out?
    Aren't you a detective?
[14:40] Shotaro
    Well, I'm asking you
    to come along peacefully.
[14:43] Shotaro
    There's this nice guy
    who's worried about you,
[14:45] Shotaro
    in spite of how you ripped him off.
[14:49] Shotaro
    I'm asking you to give him his
    bag back, and meet with him.
[14:52] Shotaro
    I won't hand you over
    to the cops until you do.
[14:55] Shotaro
    All right?
[14:58] Tokime
    You're really naïve, aren't you?
[15:00] Shotaro
    Wh-What?!
[15:02] Tokime
    A naïve little detective...
[15:04] Shotaro
    L-Look, I keep saying...
[15:06] Shotaro
    I really hate being called half-baked
    or half-boiled, okay?!
[15:10] Tokime
    Cute, but probably useless.
[15:14] Tokime
    You can't satisfy me!
[15:21] Shotaro
    You're not getting away!
[15:22] Shotaro
    Give it up!
[15:23] Shotaro
    Nobody can lose me in this town!
[15:27] Tokime
    We're not in your town anymore.
[15:34] Shotaro
    W-Where the hell am I?!
[15:37] Shotaro
    Wait! Get back here!
[15:44] Shotaro
    Yeowch...
[15:46] Tachikawa
    Who are you supposed to be?
[15:47] Tachikawa
    And how did you get inside of my building?
[15:50] Shotaro
    Wait, building?
[15:53] Shotaro
    Huh?
SIGN    Tachikawa Building
SIGN    Fuuto Police
[15:56] Jinno
    Sorry about this, Mr. Tachikawa.
[15:59] Jinno
    My buddy here seems
    to have caused a commotion.
[16:01] Macky
    You were caught trespassing red-handed!
     No excuses this time!
[16:06] Shotaro
    I'm telling you, it wasn't like that!
[16:08] Shotaro
    I was chasing after her,
    and don't know how I ended up here!
[16:11] Tachikawa
    A private eye, on the trail of the witch?
[16:14] Tachikawa
    You're a real goofy bastard.
[16:16] Tachikawa
    Whatever. Let him go.
[16:18] Sabu
    Got it.
[16:19] Sabu
    Move your ass!
[16:20] Tachikawa
    It's been bad for business.
SIGN    TE NA N TS
SIGN    WANTED
[16:23] Tachikawa
    Nobody wants to rent in a part of town
[16:26] ---
    filled with rumors of some
    witch ripping people off.
[16:29] Tachikawa
    Here's hoping your hunt
    goes well, detective.
[16:33] Tachikawa
    That goes for you cops, too.
[16:36] Shotaro
    I am so sorry about this!
[16:38] Macky
    Damn it, detective!
[16:39] Macky
    Would it kill you to be a little
    more careful with your investigations?
[16:42] Shotaro
    Jin, Macky, you guys are life-savers.
[16:46] Shotaro
    The t-intersection in Yuunagi-cho, huh...
[16:49] Jinno
    Didn't know you were after the witch, too.
[16:51] Shotaro
    Gotta be honest, I'm more surprised
    that you're going after a mugger, Jin.
[16:57] Jinno
    Well, cops tend to get involved...
[16:59] ---
    when there's been a murder.
[17:02] Jinno
    There were parts from a dismembered
    body found behind this building.
[17:08] Jinno
    From the rings on a hand,
    seems likely it was one of Tachikawa's goons.
[17:13] Jinno
    The Tachikawa building's been home
    to organized crime, fraud groups...
[17:16] Jinno
    A regular den of villainy.
[17:18] Jinno
    Which means violence is par the course.
[17:21] Jinno
    But what the witness saw...
[17:27] Shotaro
    ...was a witch who flew off into the sky,
[17:30] Shotaro
    apparently.
[17:32] Shotaro
    Tachikawa did seem pissed at her,
    and I can understand why,
[17:35] Shotaro
    if one of his guys was killed.
[17:37] Chuuta
    Is she really...
[17:39] Chuuta
    a killer, on top of being a thief?
[17:42] Shotaro
    Can't say for sure.
[17:43] Shotaro
    Her name is Tokime.
    That's all I've got so far.
[17:47] Shotaro
    What's the call, Chuuta?
[17:49] Shotaro
    If we're dealing with a murder suspect,
[17:51] Shotaro
    that brings police into the equation.
[17:54] Shotaro
    Which means a bigger risk for you
    in trying to cover for her.
[17:56] Shotaro
    Do you still—
[17:57] Chuuta
    I still want to see Tokime, yes!
[18:01] Shotaro
    Got it.
[18:02] Shotaro
    That cool with you, Akiko?
[18:03] Akiko
    Okay! This one's a secret, then.
[18:06] Shotaro
    Her husband's a detective with the Fuuto PD.
[18:09] Akiko
    Don't worry, I take client
    confidentiality very seriously!
[18:14] Chuuta
    Um, can you call me
    the next time you find her?
[18:20] Chuuta
    I mean, she managed to escape
    even after you found her, right?
[18:25] Chuuta
    The next time might be my only chance
    to talk some sense to her!
[18:28] Chuuta
    The police and that building's owner
    are both on her trail, right?!
[18:31] Chuuta
    There's no point in trying to convince her
    to turn herself in if she gets caught first!
[18:35] Shotaro
    L-Look, you've got a point, but...
[18:38] Shotaro
    Excuse me for a sec.
[18:41] Shotaro
    What's up?
[18:42] Philip
    Shall I guess, Shotaro?
[18:45] Philip
    After letting her escape, the client
    is on the verge of losing faith in you.
[18:50] Philip
    Don't you think it's time to swallow
     your pride and ask for my help?
SIGN    TAIYAKI
[18:55] Philip
    This Tokime woman isn't normal.
[18:58] Shotaro
    You think she's using a Memory?
[19:00] Chuuta
    Memory?
[19:02] Lily
    This is one town where becoming
    a witch isn't that hard.
[19:06] Lily
    In Fuuto, you can find all
    kinds of scary magic for sale.
[19:12] Shotaro
    Come on, Lily...
[19:14] Lily
    Sorry!
[19:17] Shotaro
    Anyway, I wanna tackle this a bit more.
[19:20] Shotaro
    Part of it's my pride as a detective,
    but something else is bothering me...
[19:25] Shotaro
    about that girl.
[19:27] Shotaro
    Good grief.
[19:28] Shotaro
    You aren't under the witch's
    spell already, are you?
[19:32] (Flashback) Tokime
    You're really naïve, aren't you?
[19:35] Shotaro
    The witch's spell...
[19:37] Shotaro
    That's it!
[19:58] Shotaro
    Let's look away until
    the lady's done dressing...
[20:02] Shotaro
    Even if she is a thief.
[20:09] Tokime
    How'd you find me?
[20:11] Shotaro
    I turned the city upside down,
[20:13] Shotaro
    and there was no sign that you
    had a proper residence anywhere.
[20:17] Shotaro
    But you're a little too clean
    to be living on the streets.
[20:20] Shotaro
    That was obvious from how nice you smell.
[20:24] Tokime
    And?
[20:25] Shotaro
    I ran by every public bath and shower.
[20:28] Shotaro
    But that didn't turn anything up,
[20:30] Shotaro
    so I asked a homeless pal of mine
    where someone could bathe for free.
[20:35] Shotaro
    And then...
[20:37] Shotaro
    Someone mentioned seeing
    an angel, right here.
[20:40] Tokime
    Detectives are pretty impressive.
[20:43] Shotaro
    Do you remember this guy?
[20:45] Tokime
    Yeah. He was nice.
[20:50] Chuuta
    Tokime... I don't care about the money.
[20:54] Chuuta
    I just want the bag back...
[20:56] Chuuta
    and please, stop stealing!
[21:01] Shotaro
    What's wrong?
[21:04] Shotaro
    That's...!
[21:06] Tokime
    We'll have to talk later.
[21:08] Shotaro
    Wait!
[21:12] Shotaro
    Here we go again!
[21:13] Shotaro
    She's getting further away!
[21:16] Shotaro
    What is with these roads?!
[21:17] Shotaro
    It's like I've never seen them before!
[21:19] Shotaro
    She's gone? That's impossible!
[21:22] Chuuta
    S-Shotaro, wait! Please!
[21:25] Chuuta
    S-Something's weird about this!
[21:31] Shotaro
    The wind's... gone?
[21:35] Shotaro
    This...
[21:38] Shotaro
    This isn't the Fuuto I know!
[21:41] Shotaro
    Chuuta, stick close to me.
[21:46] Shotaro
    Watch out!
[21:55] Shotaro
    This must've been what cut
    that guy to pieces.
[21:58] Chuuta
    Shotaro!
[21:59] Shotaro
    Chuuta, we gotta go!
[22:01] Shotaro
    Run for your life!
[22:07] Shotaro
    Over here! Try and hit me!
[22:13] Shotaro
    Good.
[22:16] Shotaro
    Crap! Can't dodge—
[22:34] Philip
    Shotaro...
[22:35] Philip
    I don't mean to impugn your
    pride or professionalism,
[22:39] Philip
    but it's clear to me that this case
    is going to require my help.
[22:44] Shotaro
    Philip!
[22:46] Philip
    And we are two halves of one detective.
[22:51] Shotaro
    You've got that right.
SIGN    Akiko's Dangerous Game
SIGN    What the Heck
[24:30] Akiko
    Akiko's Dangerous Game!
[24:33] Akiko
    Here we've got a hard-boiled egg,
    and a soft-boiled egg.
[24:36] Shotaro
    R-Right...
[24:40] Akiko
    Now, which one is hard-boiled?
[24:44] Akiko
    A hard-boiled detective
    oughta be able to tell, right?!
[24:49] Shotaro
    It's this one!
[24:51] Shotaro
    So soft...
[24:55] Akiko
    You're as half-boiled
    as you are egotistical!
[24:57] Philip
    Be sure to tune in next time.

Season 1

E2 - Beware of t / The Culprit Is Right There

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SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
SIGN    Fuuto Irregulars
SIGN    Fuuto PD
SIGN    Tachikawa Office
SIGN    Partners
[00:01] Narrator
    FUUTO PI! The current case...*
SIGN    Hired
SIGN    Investigating
SIGN    Love?
[00:04] Chuuta*
    I want you to find a w-witch!
[00:07] Philip
    This Tokime woman isn't normal.
[00:11] Jinno
    There were parts from a dismembered
    body found behind this building.
[00:16] Jinno
    What the witness saw...
[00:20] Philip
    It's clear to me that this case
    is going to require my help.
[00:24] Philip
    And we are two halves of one detective.
[00:28] Shotaro
    You've got that right.
[00:37] Shotaro
    They ran?
[00:38] Philip
    Maybe they realized that
    we're not to be trifled with.
[00:42] Tokime
    Is that boy a detective, too?
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Beware of t / The Culprit Is Right There
[02:19] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[02:20] Philip
    My name is Philip. I'm Shotaro's partner.
[02:23] Philip
    I've been called a devil
    and a demonspawn, myself...
[02:27] Philip
    So I came to see
    the witch in question myself.
[02:31] Tokime
    Well, you should stop chasing me around...
[02:35] Tokime
    If you don't want to
    end up sliced to bits.
[02:42] Shotaro
    You all right, Chuuta?!
SIGN    Let's All Protect
     The Kids of Fuuto Together
    
     Fuuto 110
[02:45] Shotaro
    We're back?
[02:47] Shotaro
    Are we in normal Fuuto again?!
[02:49] Philip
    "Normal" Fuuto?
[02:51] Shotaro
    The Tachikawa building again...
[02:52] Shotaro
    The gate to that shadow world
    place must be around here.
[02:55] Philip
    Did he say "shadow world"?
[02:56] Shotaro
    Was she really the one who killed
    one of Tachikawa's goons?
[03:00] Shotaro
    Hey, Philip—
[03:01] Philip
    Fascinating! This all sounds fascinating!
[03:03] Philip
    You need to tell me everything
    that the two of you have seen!
[03:06] Shotaro
    Sorry, Chuuta...
[03:08] Shotaro
    He gets tunnel vision whenever
    something catches his interest.
[03:12] Sabu
    I thought I heard a racket.
    You people again?
SIGN    Tachikawa Building
SIGN    Devotion
[03:22] Tachikawa
    The witch got away?
SIGN    Devotion
SIGN    Throughout
    Heaven and Earth
SIGN    I Alone Am Honored
[03:25] Shotaro
    Right. It's like she sank into the wall.
[03:29] Tachikawa
    Damn, you really are a goofy bastard.
[03:37] Tachikawa
    We're done here. Get out.
[03:39] Sabu
    You sure about that, boss?
[03:40] Goon E
    We caught them sniffing
    around our building again!
[03:42] Tachikawa
    Who cares, as long as he finds this broad?
[03:45] Tachikawa
    We'll take the witch
    that diced one of my boys...
[03:49] Tachikawa
    And burn her at the stake.
SIGN    Kamome
SIGN    Billiards
[03:53] Akiko
    She disappeared into a wall?!
[03:55] Akiko
    Oh, this sounds a whole
    lot like a Memory crime!
[03:58] Chuuta
    Excuse me, but what is a Memory crime?
[04:01] Shotaro
    Look here.
[04:02] Chuuta
    What is it?
[04:03] Chuuta
    A Gaia Memory.
[04:05] Chuuta
    There's so much data in these things,
[04:07] Chuuta
    injecting them turns
    people into superhumans...
[04:09] Chuuta
    Well, more like monsters.
[04:11] Chuuta
    Into monsters?
[04:12] Chuuta
    Where did something like
    that even come from?
[04:15] Shotaro
    There used to be an organization
    that was distributing them in this town.
[04:19] Shotaro
    They were wiped out, but the Memories
    are still floating around.
[04:23] Shotaro
    And since they're even more rare now,
    they fetch a hefty price on the black market.
[04:27] Shotaro
    I think Tokime probably used one—
[04:29] Chuuta
    I've heard enough!
[04:31] Chuuta
    I'll pay your fee for the work
     you've done so far.
[04:34] Chuuta
    But... enough's enough!
[04:38] Shotaro
    Hold on!
[04:40] Shotaro
    Could you please give me some more time?
[04:43] Shotaro
    I swear, I'll bring this
    to an end you're happy with.
[04:46] Shotaro
    I've got my pride in this town...
[04:48] Shotaro
    as a detective, working in Fuuto.
[04:51] Shotaro
    If you lose out on both money and love,
[04:53] Shotaro
    all you're going to feel
    toward Fuuto is resentment.
[04:56] Shotaro
    That's the worst possible outcome to me.
[04:59] Chuuta
    Shotaro...
[05:03] Philip
    Correct.
[05:04] Philip
    There's no need to give up so hastily.
[05:06] Philip
    And I doubt you'll find anyone in this town
    who knows more about Memories than us.
[05:11] Shotaro
    Can you run a search, partner?
[05:14] Philip
    Finally admitting what you need?
[05:16] Chuuta
    "Run a search"?
[05:19] Chuuta
    Like... on the internet?
[05:21] Akiko
    It's a little bigger in scale than that.
[05:23] Akiko
    It's less "worldwide" and more... cosmic?
[05:31] Philip
    Well, let's begin the search.
[05:45] Philip
    We're looking for the Memory in question.
[05:48] Philip
    Keywords: "shadow world."
[05:51] Philip
    "Another dimension." "City." "Black."
[06:00] Philip
    There are 153 matching results.
[06:03] Shotaro
    We've gotta narrow it down more.
[06:05] ---
    How about "Tokime"?
SIGN    Tokime
[06:06] Philip
    I tried running a search,
[06:07] Philip
    and all it turned up were a few individuals
    with the same name, both real and fictional.
[06:12] Philip
    The lack of a family name is a hindrance.
[06:14] Shotaro
    We need some other keyword.
[06:17] Shotaro
    Ow! Damn it, I forgot.
[06:24] Shotaro
    Wait, heat!
[06:25] Shotaro
    When the culprit attacked me,
    I felt heat before I felt pain!
[06:29] Philip
    Additional keyword: "high temperature."
[06:38] Philip
    Bingo.
[06:40] Philip
    The memory in question is "Road."
[06:43] Philip
    It uses a combination of high speeds and
    high temperatures to open holes in space,
[06:46] Philip
    creating a road that travels
    through another dimension.
[06:49] Akiko
    That's our Philip!
[06:50] Shotaro
    I was the one who figured
     out the last keyword!
[06:54] Philip
    Shotaro...
[06:55] Philip
    You described the road in "Shadow Fuuto"
     as black, but there's more to it than that.
[07:02] Philip
    The streets there are made
    from the biological material
[07:05] Philip
    of whoever's transformed using Road.
[07:07] Philip
    Put simply, they're made of dried blood.
[07:11] Shotaro
    Then the user made those streets...
    with their own blood?
[07:14] Philip
    The biomatter lost when creating these
    dimensional roads must be replenished.
[07:19] Philip
    The hunger it causes dwarfs what
    normal nourishment could sate.
[07:24] Philip
    And the most efficient
    manner of replenishment...
[07:26] Philip
    Would be direct consumption
    of additional human material.
[07:29] (Flashback) Tokime
    I'm always so hungry...
[07:33] Shotaro
    Are you saying Tokime's a cannibal?
[07:55] Philip
    Another victim of Road's?
[07:57] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[07:58] Shotaro
    Jin made an exception
    and let me see the body.
[08:01] Shotaro
    The pieces it was torn into looked
    like they'd been burnt apart.
[08:03] Philip
    The victim's ID?
[08:05] Shotaro
    Masahiko Takagi, 22 years old.
[08:07] Shotaro
    Works out of a small
    office in West Kazakiri.
[08:09] Philip
    West Kazakiri, and not Yuunagi-cho...
[08:12] Philip
    And a regular civilian?
[08:14] Philip
    Any signs of robbery?
[08:15] Shotaro
    No wallet or bag.
    The perp probably took them.
[08:19] Philip
    Shotaro... I'll state
    what I've deduced so far.
[08:23] Philip
    The Road Dopant is Tokime.
[08:27] Philip
    She's created an inter-dimensional road
    with a Gaia Memory to enable her theft,
[08:31] Philip
    but it's depleted her to the point where
    she's had to start consuming human flesh.
[08:36] Philip
    The case of Tachikawa's dead subordinate
[08:38] Philip
    was probably her attacking someone
    at random, in a state of exhaustion.
[08:42] Philip
    That's what I believe.
[08:44] Shotaro
    I'm thinking the same thing.
[08:46] Shotaro
    For now, anyway.
[08:47] Philip
    But something else
    is bothering you, isn't it?
[08:51] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[08:52] Shotaro
    And I'm gonna get to
    the bottom of whatever that is.
SIGN    Tokime
SIGN    Shotaro
SIGN    saw her at the pier
[08:59] Philip
    Good grief...
[09:02] Shotaro
    I started digging all over town
    for info on the witch, again.
[09:08] Shotaro
    Just who is Tokime?
[09:11] Shotaro
    The cops... the crooks... and my own client.
[09:15] Shotaro
    I've gotta find her before all of them.
[09:18] Shotaro
    Not sure why, but that's how it feels.
[09:21] Shotaro
    This is getting me nowhere.
[09:24] Shotaro
    Is she even from Fuuto?
[09:27] Shotaro
    And if Tokime is Road...
[09:29] Shotaro
    What am I gonna tell Chuuta?
[09:31] Akira
    Shotaro?
[09:33] Shotaro
    Akira?
[09:36] Akira
    Wow, no leads on the witch, huh?
[09:39] Akira
    Hey, sometimes things don't go your way.
[09:42] Akira
    Don't let it get you down.
[09:43] Shotaro
    Most of an investigation ends
    up amounting to nothing.
[09:47] Shotaro
    A detective's job is to keep
    at it in spite of that.
[09:52] Akira
    That's more like it!
[09:53] Akira
    You should always be
    saying cool stuff like that.
[09:56] Shotaro
    Man, middle school hasn't done anything
    to fix that smart mouth of—
[10:00] Classmate
    Akira!
[10:03] Classmate
    Here! I've got what you asked for.
[10:05] Akira
    Thanks so much, Takahashi!
[10:07] Shotaro
    Wh-Who is this?!
[10:08] Akira
    Takahashi, a classmate of mine.
[10:10] Akira
    I heard about the case from Akiko,
[10:13] Akira
    and I've been gathering rumors
    about the witch from school.
[10:18] Akira
    Here! Hopefully it'll help.
[10:22] Shotaro
    I appreciate it, man, but why'd she have it?
[10:25] Akira
    Well, I'm not a lot of help all by myself!
[10:29] Akira
    Good luck with the case!
[10:32] Shotaro
    In middle school, with a girlfriend already...
[10:34] Shotaro
    Lucky punk!
[10:41] Shotaro
    Most of the rumors were a lot of nonsense,
[10:45] Shotaro
    but there was one thing
    that caught my attention.
[10:50] Shotaro
    Some students had a run-in
    with the witch under this tree.
[10:56] (Flashback) Girl A
    I love the way these flowers smell!
[10:58] (Flashback) Girl B
    Yeah, me too!
[11:00] (Flashback) Tokime
    So do I...
[11:02] (Flashback) Tokime
    So get out of here.
[11:04] (Flashback) Tokime
    I don't want the scent of these flowers
    ruined by the stench of your blood!
[11:11] (Flashback) Tokime
    Get out of here, now!
[11:21] Shotaro
    A run-in with a witch
    under a flowering dogwood, huh?
[11:27] Shotaro
    The flower smells like Tokime.
[11:30] Shotaro
    I checked out every flowering
    dogwood in Yuunagi-cho.
SIGN    Flowering Dogwood
     Cornaceae / Cornus
    Deciduous Hardwood / Tree
     Benthamidia florida
     American Yamaboushi
     American Dogwood
     Hana Mizuki
[11:41] Shotaro
    This is the biggest one
    of those trees in town.
SIGN    Tachikawa Construction
    
    Safety First
[11:46] Shotaro
    Another Tachikawa property?
[11:51] Shotaro
    Chuuta?!
[11:52] Shotaro
    It's dangerous around here!
    Those crooks own this land.
[11:55] Shotaro
    Leave the case to me and—
[11:57] Chuuta
    I can't do that!
[11:59] Chuuta
    You're all talk!
[12:01] Chuuta
    At this rate, Tokime is going to get
    further and further away from me!
[12:04] Chuuta
    I'll look for her myself from now on!
[12:10] Shotaro
    Look out!
[12:15] Road
    So... hungry...
[12:18] Road
    Draining... faster and faster...
[12:22] Chuuta
    M-M-Monster!
[12:30] Shotaro
    The Road Dopant...
[12:32] Road
    You know that name?
[12:35] Road
    Can't let you go, then.
[12:40] Shotaro
    Is that you, Tokime?
[12:43] Shotaro
    That thing?
[12:49] Shotaro
    I can't dodge while protecting Chuuta!
[12:54] Shotaro
    Chuuta, I need you to trust me
    and close your eyes.
[12:57] Shotaro
    I might run my mouth a lot,
    and spin my wheels just as much,
[13:01] Shotaro
    but there's one thing
    I'll always do, even if it kills me.
[13:04] Shotaro
    And that's...
[13:06] Shotaro
    Protect my clients!
[13:24] Shotaro
    It's all right now, Chuuta.
[13:28] Chuuta
    Shotaro?
[13:30] Chuuta
    W-What happened?!
[13:33] Shotaro
    A little trick from my partner.
[13:36] Shotaro
    Nice save, Philip.
[13:37] Philip
    The Road Dopant...
[13:39] Philip
    Then that's what Tokime transforms into.
[13:42] Shotaro
    Come on, we don't know for—
[13:43] Tokime
    You've got strange powers too, detective.
[13:48] Philip
    That voice...
[13:50] Philip
    Shotaro! Hey, Shotaro!
[13:53] Shotaro
    Are you the Dopant we just saw?
[13:56] Tokime
    Dopant?
[13:57] Shotaro
    Did you transform into that monster,
    using that Gaia Memory?
[14:02] Tokime
    Dopant... Is that what I am?
[14:07] Shotaro
    L-Look, I'm the one asking the questions!
[14:13] Shotaro
    H-Hey, wait! Where are you going?!
[14:16] Tokime
    It's time for my bath.
[14:20] Shotaro
    What is this? What is with her?
[14:24] Shotaro
    How can she have that look in her eyes?!
[14:46] Shotaro
    And that's the deal.
[14:48] Shotaro
    I explained how Dopants work to Chuuta.
[14:51] Shotaro
    He should back off for a while, I think.
[14:56] Philip
    And that's it?
[14:57] Shotaro
    Y-Yeah...
[15:00] Philip
    Shall I guess, Shotaro?
[15:02] Philip
    You've obtained some kind of
    new information about Tokime.
[15:05] Philip
    But you hung up abruptly,
    to keep me from learning it.
[15:10] Philip
    So that you can investigate
    this matter on your own.
[15:12] Shotaro
    I make my living running around
    and digging up info...
[15:15] Shotaro
    I'm a detective, man.
[15:17] Philip
    We are.
[15:18] Philip
    We are two halves of one detective.
[15:20] Philip
    If you were only interested
    in solving this case,
[15:22] Philip
    there'd be no need
    to conceal anything from me.
[15:25] Shotaro
    What else would I even be after?
[15:30] Philip
    You're after the suspect herself.
[15:34] Philip
    I'll be blunt.
[15:35] Philip
    You've begun to develop
    a personal attachment to Tokime.
SIGN    Tokime
SIGN    Chuuta Tsubosaki
[15:39] Akiko
    No way! I haven't heard about this!
[15:41] Philip
    I don't intend to criticize
    your romantic interests,
[15:44] Philip
    but the circumstances are far too dangerous.
[15:46] Philip
    Road's own words made it clear
    that it is actually devouring people.
[15:50] Philip
    And it's fairly certain
    that Tokime is the Dopant.
[15:53] Philip
    I don't approve of you taking
    dangerous action on your own.
[15:56] Philip
    For your own sake.
[16:00] Shotaro
    Where's a kid like you get off,
    always acting like my ma?
[16:05] Philip
    Ma?
[16:07] Shotaro
    You've got me dead to rights, Philip.
[16:10] Shotaro
    But... sometimes...
[16:13] Shotaro
    that's not enough!
[16:14] Philip
    Calm down, Shotaro.
[16:16] Philip
    Facing a Dopant without my help is—
[16:19] Akiko
    Shotaro, wait!
[16:26] Akiko
    Ugh, you are such a brat!
[16:40] Shotaro
    All done with bath time?
[16:42] Tokime
    Here you are again, detective.
[16:45] Shotaro
    Well, I knew where you'd turn up.
[16:47] Tokime
    You may as well take that back with you.
[16:51] Shotaro
    This bag... is it Chuuta's?
[16:54] Tokime
    That wraps things up between us, right?
[16:57] Shotaro
    Sorry, but no.
[16:59] Shotaro
    See, something about you is bothering me.
[17:03] Shotaro
    I've looked into your eyes.
[17:04] Shotaro
    They're not the eyes of a crook who'd
    kill someone to serve their own ends.
[17:09] Shotaro
    And if you are the Dopant,
[17:11] Shotaro
    I wanna know how you ended up that way!
[17:14] Shotaro
    Please, Tokime, you gotta tell me!
[17:16] Shotaro
    The one using a Gaia Memory
    to create Shadow Fuuto,
[17:18] Shotaro
    running around, killing people...
[17:21] Shotaro
    Is it really you?
[17:26] Tokime
    You are absolutely adorable.
[17:29] Tokime
    Does that sincerity almost
    get you killed? A lot?
[17:32] Shotaro
    Sh-Shut up!
[17:38] Tokime
    Maybe I am a Dopant.
[17:42] Tokime
    When the two towns start to shudder...
[17:45] Tokime
    This thing heats up,
    and my body starts to throb, too.
[17:50] Tokime
    Can you find the truth,
    detective? About who I am?
[17:55] Shotaro
    Wait, do you have amnesia?!
[18:01] Tokime
    I'm always so hungry.
[18:04] Tokime
    And since I don't know who I am,
    I'm never satisfied.
[18:10] Tokime
    But there's one thing I do know...
[18:12] Tokime
    I can't leave that town.
[18:14] Tokime
    I have to find something in that place.
[18:18] Tokime
    Even if that means living as a witch
    who steals from people.
[18:23] Shotaro
    Find something? Is it your past?
[18:27] Tokime
    I don't know.
[18:32] Shotaro
    That Memory...!
[18:35] Tokime
    It's hot...
[18:37] Tokime
    He's coming!
[18:41] Tachikawa
    Nice work, detective.
[18:44] Shotaro
    What's the big idea, Mr. Tachikawa?
[18:47] Tachikawa
    I'm thinking we capture the killer witch
    and burn her at the stake.
[18:50] Tachikawa
    Just doing my community a solid.
[18:52] Tachikawa
    Don't sweat it.
[18:54] Tachikawa
    The witch who killed my guy,
    the nosy third-rate detective, and that bag...
[18:59] Tachikawa
    I'll make sure you're all taken care of.
[19:03] Tachikawa
    Sabu. Do it.
[19:04] Sabu
    Right.
[19:09] Shotaro
    Whoa, hold it right there!
[19:11] Shotaro
    You're dead wrong about one thing.
[19:14] Tachikawa
    What?
[19:16] Shotaro
    This girl didn't kill your guy.
[19:19] Shotaro
    Her Memory is broken.
[19:21] Shotaro
    Tokime's just a thief who can
    sense where Road shows up,
[19:24] Shotaro
    and takes advantage of his attacks.
[19:27] Shotaro
    And when she sensed he was
    coming just now, you guys showed up.
[19:31] Shotaro
    Which means the real killer...
[19:35] Shotaro
    is one of you!
[19:39] Tachikawa
    What a load of crap.
[19:41] Tachikawa
    Sabu!
[19:42] Tachikawa
    What the hell are you doing?! Sa—
[19:45] Goon C
    B-Boss?!
[19:47] Sabu
    Damned idiot!
[19:49] Sabu
    You think this is easy for me
    when I'm starving?!
[19:52] Goon B
    S-Sabu?!
[19:52] Sabu
    I figured I could feed off the dregs of society
    without it turning into a big deal...
[19:58] Sabu
    But it didn't take long for the
     cops to get involved after all!
[20:01] Shotaro
    I get it. It was you.
[20:04] Sabu
    I'm getting so hungry now,
    I can't hold back!
SIGN    Road!
[20:15] Road
    So... damned... hungry!
[20:19] Tokime
    It's him!
[20:21] Tachikawa
    S-Sabu?!
[20:29] Road
    You figured it out, detective.
[20:33] Road
    Which means everyone here
    is on the menu now!
[20:38] Tokime
    Hey, can't we escape
    with your strange powers?
[20:40] Shotaro
    Sorry, but I need my partner
    for that sort of thing.
[20:43] Shotaro
    And we kinda had a fight,
    so that's a no-go.
[20:46] Tokime
    What do we do, then?!
[20:51] Shotaro
    I'll buy some time.
[20:52] Shotaro
    You need to run, and talk
    to the Narumi Detective Agency.
[20:55] Shotaro
    My partner's there. My other friends, too.
[20:58] Shotaro
    I know they'll find what you're looking for.
[21:00] Tokime
    But what about you?!
[21:02] Shotaro
    Just go!
[21:16] Philip
    I told you, I don't approve of
    you acting on your own.
[21:22] Philip
    I ran a search on this term, "Ma."
[21:25] Philip
    It's apparently how people in
     Kansai refer to their mothers.
[21:27] Shotaro
    Philip!
[21:29] Philip
    Given the nuance of guardianship,
    you may have been correct.
[21:32] Philip
    I just can't seem to leave my overly emotional,
    reckless partner to his own devices.
[21:39] Philip
    And I'd like to protect him.
[21:47] Shotaro
    Well, thanks for that.
[21:52] Shotaro
    Turns out Tokime wasn't Road.
[21:54] Philip
    I'm aware. And I understand what's going on.
[21:58] Shotaro
    Let's do the usual, then...
[22:00] Shotaro
    I'll need your half of the power, partner.
[22:03] Philip
    Right.
[22:12] Tokime
    Memories?
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[22:17] Shotaro/Phillip
    Transform!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[22:52] W
    Kamen Rider W.
[22:54] W
    Now, count up your sins!
[24:32] Mick
    I am a cat. My name is Mick.
[24:35] Akiko
    You knucklehead!
[24:38] Mick
    They're fighting yet again today.
[24:40] Akiko
    Where do you get off,
    turning down job offers?!
[24:42] Shotaro
    Ow!
[24:43] Shotaro
    I told you, I only wanna
    handle hard-boiled cases!
[24:45] Akiko
    And that's why I called you a knucklehead!
[24:46] Shotaro
    Ow!
[24:48] Akiko
    You dimwit!
[24:49] Shotaro
    Ow!
[24:50] Shotaro
    Would you stop bopping me like that?!
[24:50] Mick
    Humans are so unsightly.
    Can't they live with dignity, like cats?
[24:51] Akiko
    Knucklehead!
[24:53] Akiko
    Ignoramus!
[24:54] Shotaro
    Seriously, cut it out!
[24:56] Akiko
    Half-boiled knucklehead!
[24:57] Mick/Phil
    Good grief...
[24:58] ---
    

Season 1

E3 - Beware of t / The Masked Defender

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SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
SIGN    Fuuto Irregulars
SIGN    Fuuto PD
SIGN    Tachikawa Office
[00:00] Narrator
    Previously on FUUTO PI*...
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Transforms Into?
SIGN    Hired
SIGN    Investigating
SIGN    Love?
[00:03] Chuuta
    I want you to find a w-witch!
[00:06] Shotaro
    This girl didn't kill your guy.
[00:09] Shotaro
    The real killer is one of you!
[00:13] Road
    So... damned... hungry!
[00:17] Shotaro
    Turns out Tokime wasn't Road.
[00:19] Philip
    I'm aware. And I understand what's going on.
[00:22] Shotaro
    Let's do the usual, then...
[00:25] Shotaro
    I'll need your half of the power, partner.
[00:28] Philip
    Right.
[00:31] Philip/Shotaro
    Transform!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[00:58] Road
    You're...
[01:01] Philip/Shotaro
    Kamen Rider W.
[01:03] Philip/Shotaro
    Now, count up your sins!
[01:13] Philip
    Close combat will counter Road's
     use of high-temperature projectiles.
[01:16] Philip
    Stay on top of him!
[01:17] Shotoaro
    Don't gotta tell me twice!
[01:23] Akiko
    You must be Tokime!
[01:25] Akiko
    Are you okay?
[01:26] Tokime
    What's going on?
[01:29] Tokime
    The detective transformed...
[01:31] Tokime
    But I can hear his voice, too.
[01:33] Akiko
    I don't know how it works,
[01:35] Akiko
    but Philip's soul becomes part of
     Shotaro, along with the Memory.
[01:41] Akiko
    They're partners, the
    two halves of one detective...
[01:47] Akiko
    And they protect this town.
[01:51] Akiko
    As Kamen Rider!
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Beware of t /The Masked Defender
[03:32] Tokime
    Kamen Rider...
[03:36] Tokime
    Where have I heard that name before?
[03:52] Shotaro
    He's getting desperate and fighting back!
[03:54] Philip
    But the power he's outputting is remarkable.
[03:56] Philip
    This Memory ranks highly among those
    still in circulation, without a doubt.
[04:08] Shotaro
    That dirty...
[04:15] Akiko
    He's after us!
[04:19] Shotaro
    The old hostage bit?
[04:21] Shotaro
    You play dirty, don't you?
[04:23] Road
    It's just until I escape
    into the other Fuuto.
[04:25] Road
    Once I'm there, I'll eat her up.
[04:28] Road
    She's been waltzing across
    the back roads that I made!
[04:32] Road
    Now she pays the toll!
[04:34] Shotaro
    Hate to break it to you, but you're not
    holding hands with the bad girl right now.
[04:38] Road
    What?!
[04:41] Shotaro
    You're holding my right arm.
SIGN    Luna! Joker!
[04:46] Philip
    Shouldn't that be our arm,
    and not yours, Shotaro?
[05:01] Shotaro
    Guess you're right!
[05:07] Shotaro
    How do you like this?!
[05:11] Akiko
    Yeowch...
[05:13] Tokime
    Are you okay? Were you hurt?
[05:14] Akiko
    Thanks, Tokime.
SIGN    Exterminate!
[05:20] Akiko
    Shotaro! Philip! Go ahead
    and kick that guy's butt already!
[05:24] Philip/Shotaro
    Right!
[05:31] Tokime
    The Memory's hot...
[05:34] Tokime
    The shadow city is activating!
[05:43] Philip
    A gate to another dimension, eh?
[05:45] Shotaro
    We're going after him, Philip.
[05:47] Philip
    Into Shadow Fuuto? Fascinating.
[06:07] Road
    Them again?!
[06:30] Shotaro
    Are you kidding me?!
[06:49] Shotaro
    We need something with better reach!
[06:50] Philip
    Right!
SIGN    Luna! Trigger!
[07:16] Shotaro
    What the...
[07:23] Shotaro
    That punk!
[07:25] Philip
    Shotaro, we'll need to jump.
[07:26] Shotaro
    Got it!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[07:31] Road
    No one can keep up with me in this ci—
[07:44] Shotaro
    Damn it, this guy thinks he can do whatever
    he wants because he paved the road!
[07:48] Philip
    He's taking the Memory's name literally,
[07:51] Philip
    fancying himself the king of these roads.
[07:53] Philip
    And while my interest in this
    dimension hasn't been sated...
[07:56] Philip
    We should execute a Memory Break.
[07:58] Philip
    That should let us return to normal space.
[08:08] Road
    Damn it!
[08:15] Shotaro
    End of the road.
SIGN    Joker Maximum Drive!
[08:23] Road
    I'm so... so damn hungry!
[08:28] Shotaro
    I'll give you something to chew on, then.
[08:32] Philip/Shotaro
    Joker Extreme!
[08:57] Shotaro
    Tough luck.
[09:00] Sabu
    Damn it...
[09:02] Shotaro
    But the only kings on these roads...
[09:05] Philip/Shotaro
    ...are us.
[09:30] Shotaro
    Well...
[09:33] Shotaro
    Look...
[09:36] Shotaro
    Sorry, Philip.
[09:39] Philip
    The feeling is mutual, Shotaro.
[09:48] Philip
    I was too fixated on the circumstantial
    evidence that Tokime was Road.
[09:53] Philip
    But she wasn't a Dopant at all.
[09:55] Shotaro
    Right.
[09:59] Akiko
    Well, with the culprit in cuffs,
    I guess this case is closed, right?
[10:05] Shotaro
    Nah.
[10:06] Shotaro
    Not yet.
[10:08] Shotaro
    There's still one other person
    who needs to count up their sins.
[10:23] Shotaro
    There's another hidden culprit in this
     case, guilty of a serious crime.
[10:32] Shotaro
    Mr. Chuuta Tsubosaki... that'd be you.
[10:41] Chuuta
    Th-That's ridiculous.
[10:43] Chuuta
    What could I have possibly...
SIGN    Toadstool!
[10:49] Chuuta
    N-No! That's just...
[10:57] Shotaro
    This is definitely your Memory, then.
[11:01] Tokime
    He's a Dopant, too?
[11:03] Philip
    Toadstool...
[11:05] Philip
    A Gaia Memory of poisonous mushrooms, eh?
[11:09] Shotaro
    Chuuta, I did a little digging on you.
[11:13] Shotaro
    It's true that your family farm
    in Hokkaido isn't raking it in,
[11:16] Shotaro
    but it isn't on
    the verge of failing, either.
[11:19] Shotaro
    And you said you first came
    to Fuuto to work here,
[11:22] Shotaro
    but you visited two years ago
    with some friends, didn't you?
[11:25] Philip
    It was then that you
    encountered this Gaia Memory.
[11:31] Philip
    I'd imagine the dealer offered
    to let you test its power out.
SIGN    Toadstool!
[11:37] Shotaro
    That's a common trick they pull
    to pressure people into a sale.
[11:41] Philip
    You were enthralled
    with the power it offered you.
[11:45] Philip
    Unable to forget the experience,
    you saved up the money to move to Fuuto,
[11:50] Philip
    and purchased the Gaia Memory you
    had been so desperate for.
[11:52] Philip
    You hid the Memory in a bag
     with a hidden pocket,
[11:56] Philip
    which she promptly stole.
[11:59] Philip
    Given the bag's contents, you could hardly
    turn to the police to retrieve it.
[12:03] Philip
    Which is why you sought out
    the Narumi Detective Agency,
[12:07] Philip
    with our reputation for
    investigating Memory incidents.
[12:09] Philip
    You concocted a persona to justify
    your avoidance of police involvement—
[12:13] Philip
    that of "the man who loved a witch."
[12:17] Philip
    And coincidentally, it was effective.
[12:19] Philip
    Shotaro's encounter with Tokime convinced
     him of the likelihood of your story.
[12:25] Shotaro
    Partner, could you not guess
    at what's in my head?
[12:28] Philip
    Perhaps I overstated that theory.
[12:31] Philip
    Regardless, the t-intersection witch
    was not actually a Dopant.
[12:36] Philip
    Its nature isn't clear due to the damage,
    but this is Tokime's Memory.
[12:41] Philip
    And as a possible side
    effect of possessing it,
[12:42] Philip
    she had the ability to sense
    Road's manipulation of dimensions.
[12:47] Philip
    Tokime used the paths created by Road
    to travel between the two towns,
[12:51] Philip
    making her living as a thief.
[12:54] Philip
    Distortions in space near the
    Tachikawa building were frequent,
[12:58] Philip
    which led to her being sighted at
    the t-intersection in Yuunagi-cho.
[13:03] Philip
    Given her amnesia, she may have also been
    searching for clues to her identity.
[13:11] Philip
    And thus, the legend
    of the t-intersection witch was born.
[13:16] Chuuta
    That's a lie!
[13:17] Chuuta
    She has to be a Dopant!
[13:19] Chuuta
    I saw her standing in mid-air!
    She stole my bag, too!
[13:22] Philip
    During the battle with Road,
    I was able to confirm
[13:26] Philip
    a several-meter discrepancy in coordinate
    locations between the two towns.
[13:30] Philip
    It's likely she was taking
    advantage of that fact.
[13:33] Shotaro
    I get it.
[13:33] Sign
    Regular Fuuto
[13:33] Sign
    Shadow Fuuto Building
[13:35] Shotaro
    She looked like she was floating
[13:36] Shotaro
    because she was standing
    on higher ground in the other city.
[13:39] Shotaro
    She walks away, and it looks
    like she's vanishing into the wall.
[13:42] Philip
    As for the bag that flew through the air...
[13:48] Shotaro
    An invisible hook and string?
[13:50] Philip
    Ethical concerns aside, she's refined their
    use into a skill that helped her survive.
[13:55] Philip
    That's the extent of our deductions.
[13:57] Philip
    What do you have to say, Chuuta Tsubosaki?
[13:59] Philip
    Any counter-arguments?
[14:03] Philip
    Shotaro, at what point did you realize
    that he was suspicious?
[14:08] Shotaro
    It was something Tachikawa said.
[14:10] Shotaro
    The witch, the nosy third-rate
    detective, and that bag...
[14:14] Shotaro
    He talked about taking care of it all.
[14:16] Shotaro
    Why'd he care about the bag?
[14:18] Shotaro
    How'd he show up so
    suddenly in Suzukaze Park?
[14:22] Shotaro
    Chuuta and I are the only ones who had learned
    about Tokime bathing in the fountain.
[14:27] Shotaro
    I had the broad strokes figured out then.
[14:30] Shotaro
    You figured working with us
    wouldn't get you anywhere,
[14:33] Shotaro
    and worst case scenario,
    we'd sniff out the Memory.
[14:36] Shotaro
    Which is why you used that run-in
     with Tachikawa as a chance
[14:40] Shotaro
    to ask him to get rid of me and the girl.
[14:43] Shotaro
    And that once you had the bag,
    you would owe them one.
[14:48] Shotaro
    You made him an offer he wouldn't refuse.
[14:51] Chuuta
    Th-That's right...
[14:53] Chuuta
    With that Memory, I could be superhuman!
[14:56] Chuuta
    No one could ever call me boring or mediocre
[14:59] Chuuta
    or make fun of me ever again!
[15:04] Chuuta
    With this Memory, I could be...
[15:08] Chuuta
    I will be...!
[15:13] Chuuta
    Let go!
[15:14] Chuuta
    Let go of me!
[15:24] Shotaro
    Chuuta. I was doing everything I could.
[15:28] Shotaro
    I wanted your love
    to have a happy ending.
[15:31] Shotaro
    And I didn't want you to think
    Fuuto was an awful place.
[15:34] Shotaro
    But this whole time,
    the thing you really loved
[15:38] Shotaro
    was the worst part of this town.
[15:41] Shotaro
    I can't bear the thought of that.
[15:44] Shotaro
    It's killing me.
[15:49] Tokime
    Detective...
[15:51] Shotaro
    I'm begging you.
    Pay your debt, and come back.
[15:57] Jinno
    Chuuta Tsubosaki, you're under suspicion
    of illegal purchase of a Gaia Memory.
[16:01] Jinno
    You'll be coming with us.
SIGN    Kamome
SIGN    Billiards
[16:08] Shotaro
    Well, you should get going, too.
[16:11] Tokime
    Do I need to count up my sins, as well?
[16:14] Shotaro
    Of course.
[16:16] Shotaro
    Stealing's still a crime, y'know.
[16:18] Tokime
    I guess you're right.
[16:20] Tokime
    I just...
[16:21] Tokime
    couldn't shake the feeling
    that I needed to stay in that dark city.
[16:25] Shotaro
    I see.
[16:27] Shotaro
    But you did more than just steal, right?
[16:32] Shotaro
    I heard about some students
[16:33] Shotaro
    who were almost attacked by a witch
    under a flowering dogwood tree.
[16:37] Shotaro
    You threatened them
    to keep them safe from Road.
[16:42] Shotaro
    Am I wrong?
[16:45] Shotaro
    I haven't forgotten that
    that's part of you, too.
[16:53] Tokime
    You are such a softie.
    Like a soft-boiled egg.
[16:56] Tokime
    Half-boiled...
[16:57] Shotaro
    What're you—
[17:19] Akiko
    That was right on the lips! Like, fully on!
[17:21] Philip
    Shotaro? Are you still conscious?
[17:23] Shotaro
    Huh! Yeah! Yeah...
[17:25] Tokime
    I don't mind half-boiled.
[17:30] Tokime
    I'm always so hungry...
[17:32] Tokime
    You should satisfy me.
[17:36] Tokime
    Because I don't think I can
    count all my sins up by myself.
[17:50] Shotaro
    I know I'll never forget...
[17:53] Shotaro
    About the woman who was called a witch...
[17:56] Shotaro
    Or the faint scent*
    of flowering dogwood on my lips.
[18:05] Shotaro
    That brought the case
    of the t-intersection witch to a close.
[18:09] Shotaro
    But it was also only the beginning
[18:11] Shotaro
    of the storm that would brew
    around Tokime and I...
[18:18] Shotaro
    Time for a Memory Break!
SIGN    Metal Maximum Drive!
[18:22] Philip/Shotaro
    Metal Branding!
[18:29] Shotaro
    Damn it! He really gave us the runaround.
[18:32] Philip
    That brings this matter to a close.
[18:34] Shotaro
    Yeah. From here on, it's—
[18:35] Tokime
    —a job for the cops...
[18:37] Tokime
    Right?
[18:39] Shotaro
    T-T-Tokime?!
[18:41] Shotaro
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[18:44] Tokime
    Silver and red... then that was Heat Metal?
[18:47] Shotaro
    Wha?!
[18:48] Shotaro
    H-How do you know that about W?!
[18:51] Tokime
    You didn't hear about it from Akiko?
SIGN    Akiko Narumi's Special
    Kamen Rider W
     Secrets Notebook!
[18:53] Philip
    Shotaro, has Aki not told you?
[18:56] Shotaro
    What? Told me what?
[18:58] Shotaro
    Does that notebook mean...
[19:00] Tokime
    I'm going to be your assistant.
[19:03] Shotaro
    S-Say what?!
[19:06] Akiko
    Yeah, I didn't tell you.
[19:08] Shotaro
    I kinda think I should be
    the first person to know!
[19:11] Akiko
    Aw, sorry, my bad!
[19:12] Shotaro
    What is Tokime even doing here?!
[19:14] Akiko
    It was Ryu's idea!
[19:15] Akiko
    He used his authority in Paranormal
    Crimes to get her a conditional release.
[19:19] Akiko
    It's all about learning what that
    Memory she had was, of course.
[19:23] Akiko
    But given her amnesia,
    he said it would be a good idea
[19:27] Akiko
    to have her help out at the Narumi
    Detective Agency under my supervision!
[19:31] Akiko
    Think of it as a kind of probation!
[19:34] Shotaro
    Damn it, Terui, what's the big idea?
[19:36] Tokime
    Terui?
[19:38] Akiko
    That's my hubby!
[19:40] Akiko
    He's a detective with the Fuuto PD!
[19:41] Akiko
    I mean, Philip's the only one
    who can analyze her Memory,
[19:45] Akiko
    so it works out, right?
[19:46] Philip
    I have no objections.
[19:48] Philip
    Especially considering I found
    myself similarly amnesiac
[19:51] Philip
    and in the care of this agency before,
[19:54] Philip
    I believe the best way for you to
    unravel the mystery of your past
[19:58] Philip
    would be to remain here.
[20:00] Shotaro
    Still, though, I mean...
[20:02] Tokime
    Do you not want me here, Shotaro?
[20:05] Tokime
    If you don't, then I can go.
[20:07] Shotaro
    Nah... I mean, if it can
    help you figure out your past,
[20:11] Shotaro
    I'd be glad to help.
[20:13] Tokime
    Then that settles it!
[20:15] Tokime
    I'm going to help you.
[20:17] Tokime
    And if I can keep searching
    for my past, then when I find it...
[20:21] Tokime
    I'll finally be satisfied.
[20:23] Shotaro
    Tokime...
[20:25] Akiko
    And it looks like we've got a new assistant!
[20:27] Akiko
    It's a pleasure to have you, Tokime!
[20:31] Tokime
    For now, why don't you show me
    to your place, Shotaro?
[20:34] Shotaro
    My place, like... where I live?!
[20:36] Tokime
    Yeah.
[20:37] Shotaro
    What do you mean, yeah?!
[20:38] Shotaro
    Why?!
[20:40] Shotaro
    Are you seriously coming over?!
[20:43] Tokime
    Cleaner than I'd expect from a bachelor.
[20:46] Shotaro
    I'm so busy with work,
    I hardly ever come home.
[20:49] Tokime
    It's a little cramped, too.
[20:51] Shotaro
    What's that matter?
[20:52] Shotaro
    This is plenty of space
    for a guy to live on his...
[20:56] Shotaro
    Why are you on my bed?!
[20:58] Tokime
    Why wouldn't I be?
[20:59] Shotaro
    Wait, are you gonna live here?!
[21:01] Shotaro
    But there's only one bed!
[21:05] Tokime
    Then we can just sleep together.
[21:06] Shotaro
    Th-That is not happening!
[21:12] Akiko
    Shotaro?
[21:13] Philip
    What's wrong?
[21:14] Shotaro
    The witch stole my bed.
    I'm gonna be sleeping here.
[21:17] Akiko
    Couldn't you just sleep together?
[21:19] Shotaro
    I don't wanna hear that again!
[21:21] Akiko
    He's so bashful!
[21:23] Akiko
    And when this is a chance
    to get closer with the girl he likes!
[21:26] Philip
    I wouldn't taunt him so much, Aki.
[21:29] Philip
    I agree that Tokime doesn't
    seem to be malicious...
[21:32] Philip
    But that doesn't mean her
    character is sterling, either.
[21:35] Philip
    I sense a dark side in her.
[21:37] Akiko
    Well, she did have a Gaia Memory,
    even if it was broken.
[21:41] Philip
    Right.
[21:42] Philip
    There's a strong likelihood she was
    involved in some kind of Memory crime.
[21:46] Philip
    And while I wouldn't confront him about it,
[21:49] Philip
    I've noticed a trend in Shotaro's
     romantic preferences.
[21:54] Philip
    Shotaro Hidari is drawn to femme fatales.
[21:57] Philip
    And the outcomes are,
    generally speaking, tragic.
[22:00] Philip
    It may be a subconscious awareness of this
    that triggers his reluctance.
[22:05] Philip
    A fear that any women he loves
    will come to a bad end.
[22:08] Philip
    And there's one other point of concern.
[22:12] Philip
    Road's motive.
[22:14] Philip
    What drove him to create so many roads,
    to the point he'd resort to cannibalism?
[22:19] Philip
    Has that other city actually vanished?
SIGN    Aurora.
[22:46] Aurora
    I don't sense you at all.
[22:52] Aurora
    Have you truly left our city, Tokime?
SIGN    Hard-Boiled Delusion Diary
SIGN    <What If Tokime Was an Amoeba!!>
[24:36] Philip
    Shotaro, are you familiar with
     the concept of "maritozzo"?
[24:40] Akiko
    Who cares? Let's eat!
[24:41] Shotaro
    Hey, Tokime! You wanna—
[24:46] Tokime
    I'm always multiplying.
[24:49] Tokime
    Are you the one who'll satisfy me?
[24:54] Shotaro
    This better do it! This better satisfy her!
[24:56] Akiko
    My maritozzi!
[24:58] Shotaro
    I sure hope it will!

Season 1

E4 - The Terrible m / Wings of Death

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SIGN    Kamome Billiards
[00:23] Tokime
    Good morning.
[00:24] Philip
    Hello. Good morning.
[00:26] Tokime
    Where are Shotaro and the chief?
[00:28] Philip
    He didn't get in touch with you?
[00:30] Philip
    Aren't you his assistant now?
[00:34] Tokime
    I still don't have a way
    for him to get in touch with me.
[00:36] Philip
    A reasonable explanation.
[00:38] Tokime
    Hey, are you mad
    about me being here, Philip?
[00:42] Philip
    Not at all.
[00:44] Philip
    I'm unabashedly fascinated
    with your missing memories.
[00:47] Philip
    It's an intriguing prospect!
[00:49] Philip
    Oh, no. The way I phrased that...
[00:51] (Flashback) Shotaro
    How many times do I gotta tell you?!
[00:53] (Flashback) Shotaro
    You can't always sound like you're a mad
    scientist looming over a lab specimen!
[01:01] Philip
    What I meant is—
[01:03] Tokime
    So, I'm a lab rat to you? Is that it?
[01:07] Philip
    I'm too late.
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    The Terrible m / Wings of Death
[02:41] Shotaro/Akiko
    A death threat?!
[02:43] Majima
    Right...
[02:44] Majima
    It came in yesterday.
[02:47] Majima
    Which is why I'd like to hire
    the Narumi Detective Agency as security.
[02:51] Shotaro
    A threatening letter...
[02:53] Shotaro
    Who are they threatening?
[02:56] Majima
    Are the two of you familiar
    with Megu Kazamatsuri, from our company?
[03:00] Akiko
    Oh, of course!
[03:01] Akiko
    I play the mobile version
    of your game on my phone.
[03:03] Shotaro
    I'm not much of a gamer,
    but I recognize her.
[03:07] Shotaro
    She's like your poster girl, right?
[03:09] Shotaro
    I hear she's a big deal...
[03:15] Majima
    Moriguchi, this is an important discussion.
[03:18] Majima
    Work can wait.
[03:20] Monako
    You sure about that, Maji-P?!
[03:22] Monako
    'Cuz if I don't crunch now, the mobile
    update that's due next week is gonna be late!
[03:26] Majima
    I realize that!
[03:28] Shotaro
    What's a "Maji-P"?
[03:29] Akiko
    Probably because he's the producer,
    and his name is Majima.
[03:32] Monako
    I'm always so damn busy...
[03:33] Shotaro
    Man, she's a textbook case.
[03:34] Monako
    I can't get caught up with anything!
[03:35] Shotaro
    Just look at the state she's in.
[03:37] Monako
    Does anyone besides me
    even care about deadlines?!
[03:38] Shotaro
    Making video games must be pretty rough.
[03:41] Majima
    Pardon us.
[03:43] Majima
    This is Monster El Dorado,
    popularly known as "Monrado."
[03:47] Majima
    Due to our company being located in Fuuto,
[03:50] Majima
    the game itself is set in the city.
[03:52] Shotaro
    Wow, in Fuuto, huh?
[03:54] Majima
    You slay monsters from the demon world
     that appear in different parts of town,
[03:57] Majima
    obtain their abilities, and use them
    to customize your character
[04:00] Majima
    before taking them into battles
    with other players.
[04:00] Megu
    Demon Halo Slash!
[04:02] Majima
    That's Monrado in a nutshell.
[04:03] Game
    You win!
[04:05] Majima
    I'm proud to say it's our
    company's biggest hit title,
[04:08] Majima
    with this being its third year of service.
[04:11] Majima
    Megu Kazamatsuri
    was originally just a cosplayer,
[04:15] Majima
    but between the striking look of
    her character, and her skill at the game,
[04:18] Majima
    it's gotten to the point where she's hosting
     events and singing songs for the project.
[04:23] Majima
    She's grown into a incredibly popular idol.
[04:26] Majima
    Unfortunately, it has also led
    to these death threats.
[04:30] Akiko
    Then the person who's in danger is...
[04:33] Akiko
    Megu Kazamatsuri?!
[04:36] Majima
    This is the letter we received.
[04:38] Shotaro
    Pardon me...
SIGN    To MAX SOFT, During the third anniversary event, Megu Kazamatsuri will be executed for her crimes. Security can't protect you. Not from my magic box of tricks.
[04:40] Shotaro
    "To Max Soft."
[04:42] Shotaro
    "During the third anniversary event,"
[04:44] Shotaro
    "Megu Kazamatsuri will be
    executed for her crimes."
[04:47] Shotaro
    "Security can't protect you.
    Not from my magic box of tricks."
SIGN    From m
[04:52] Shotaro
    "From m," huh?
[04:54] Akiko
    A magic box of tricks...
[04:58] Shotaro
    Sure sounds like a Gaia Memory.
[05:00] Shotaro
    Which led you to us?
[05:01] Majima
    Right.
[05:02] Majima
    I've heard the rumors about
    the Narumi Detective Agency.
[05:05] Majima
    Will you accept the case?
[05:07] Shotaro
    Of course.
[05:09] Shotaro
    Our lovely, local gaming idol is in danger.
[05:12] Shotaro
    What kind of man would ignore her peril?
[05:14] Monako
    Pretentious jerk.
[05:16] Shotaro
    Come on, miss, that's harsh!
[05:19] Shotaro
    Although, I get where you're coming from.
[05:21] Shotaro
    Your job looks like a real handful.
[05:23] Shotaro
    Of course you're annoyed by
     the presence of a glamorous gal!
[05:26] ---
    I get it!
[05:28] Akiko
    So, where's Megu Kazamatsuri right now?
[05:32] Majima
    I'm trusting you to maintain
    confidentiality on this,
[05:36] Majima
    before revealing a secret that we
     would rather keep from the public.
[05:39] Majima
    That's actually the reason I'm turning
    to you instead of the police!
[05:44] Shotaro/Akiko
    What's the secret?
[05:46] Majima
    Team Megu! Come on!
[05:54] Monako
    It's them!
[06:00] Koizumi
    Come on! Time for another makeover!
[06:03] Monako
    Aw, crap!
[06:05] Monako
    Ms. Koizumi, I'm begging you—
[06:20] Koizumi
    There. Your transformation
    is complete, Megu.
[06:32] Majima
    Right.
[06:34] Majima
    Monako Moriguchi, the main programmer
    of Monrado, is actually Megu Kazamatsuri!
[06:40] Monako
    They got me again!
[06:41] Shotaro
    Y-You mean the gal who looks like she's never
     touched makeup t-turned into that beauty?!
[06:46] Akiko
    Wait, then Monako has been
    making the actual game,
[06:49] Akiko
    and also doing PR for it, as an idol?!
[06:52] Monako
    I-I didn't wanna! It's just...
[06:56] Monako
    I thought it'd help make
    the game a bigger deal,
[06:59] Monako
    and I got so popular...
    they won't let me quit.
[07:03] Majima
    Moriguchi! I keep telling you
    to pay attention to your language!
[07:06] Majima
    Megu is a princess from the demon realm!
[07:08] Monako
    Monster! You're a literal monster, Maji-P!
[07:11] Koizumi
    Monako...
[07:12] Staff A
    Cheer up, Monako!
[07:14] Staff B
    You can do this! Okay?
[07:15] Staff C
    I mean, look how pretty you are!
[07:17] Staff D
    She's right! You can't let it go to waste!
[07:19] Koizumi
    Everyone is waiting for you,
    Monako... and Megu.
[07:23] Majima
    Do it! You've gotta do it, Moriguchi!
[07:24] Monako
    No, no, no way!
[07:26] Monako
    I'm sick of being an idol!
[07:33] Akiko
    That was a shock!
[07:35] Akiko
    A girl like that is a big-time idol...
[07:38] Shotaro
    I was wondering why they
    didn't go to the cops,
[07:42] Shotaro
    but I get the need for secrecy, now.
[07:44] Akiko
    Is it me, or does this company seem shady?
[07:48] Akiko
    She's the lead developer for Monrado
    and has to be an idol on top of that?
[07:51] Akiko
    No one could blame her for not wanting to.
[07:53] Shotaro
    They probably can't let her quit.
[07:56] Shotaro
    They need her to keep making the game,
    and keep being Megu Kazamatsuri.
[07:58] Akiko
    Yeah, Maji-P seemed to be on edge, too.
[08:01] Shotaro
    Either way, I wouldn't feel
    right leaving her hanging.
[08:06] Akiko
    Monako's going to be a surprise guest
    at an event scheduled for 5:00 PM...
[08:10] Akiko
    I'll go ahead and stake out the venue.
[08:12] Shotaro
    Okay.
[08:13] Shotaro
    I'm gonna head back to the office
    and check in with Philip.
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
[08:20] Shotaro
    What's this about?
[08:24] Tokime
    If you have something to say, just say it.
[08:27] Philip
    I'm not speaking because
    there's nothing to say.
[08:30] Shotaro
    What the hell are you two fighting over?!
[08:32] Philip
    This isn't a fight. It's an argument.
[08:35] Tokime
    Good point. I haven't
    laid a finger on him. Yet.
[08:38] Shotaro
    That's still called fighting, y'know!
[08:41] Shotaro
    So there you have it.
[08:43] Shotaro
    I'm on bodyguard duty for Megu Kazamatsuri
    until the anniversary event's over.
[08:48] Shotaro
    You listening, partner?
[08:50] Philip
    Of course I am.
[08:51] Shotaro
    Look, try and take it easy.
[08:54] Shotaro
    I'll talk to Tokime, too.
[08:57] Shotaro
    She doesn't know who she is.
[08:59] Shotaro
    You can see how that'd
    make her prickly, right?
[09:01] Shotaro
    Just try and cut her some slack.
[09:03] Philip
    I understand. I was
    in the same position once.
[09:07] Philip
    But she has a lack of tact,
    and a dearth of empathy...
[09:10] Philip
    In addition to a perennially
    overbearing personality.
[09:13] Philip
    There's a disconnect in our
    attempts to communicate.
[09:15] Philip
    It's that simple.
[09:16] Shotaro
    That's lot of complaints
    for something "that simple."
[09:21] Shotaro
    Well, I'll head to the scene with Tokime.
[09:24] Shotaro
    I'm counting on you if things get dicey.
[09:29] Shotaro
    You could stand to chill out some, too.
[09:32] Shotaro
    The two of you will be
    getting along in no time.
[09:34] Tokime
    I'm not so sure!
[09:35] Tokime
    I have a hard time imagining
    we'll ever be on the same page!
[09:38] Tokime
    He's mean, he doesn't care about how I feel...
[09:41] Tokime
    On top of being kind of stuck up!
[09:43] Shotaro
    They've practically got the same complaints!
[09:45] Shotaro
    Is this a "like hates like" deal?
[09:47] Tokime
    And by the way!
[09:48] Tokime
    If you had let me know what was going on,
[09:51] Tokime
    we wouldn't have had
    an argument in the first place!
[09:53] Shotaro
    Wait, me?! It's my fault?!
[10:02] Monako
    The whole place is full again!
[10:04] Monako
    Maji-P! Maji-P!
[10:06] Monako
    Maji-P, where are you?! It's starting soon!
[10:09] Monako
    Maji-P! Get back here soon, please!
[10:17] Meganeura
    And so it begins...
[10:20] Meganeura
    The festival of doom!
[10:26] Monako
    Damn it, Maji-P.
[10:28] Shotaro
    Hang in there, Monako.
[10:31] Monako
    Not interested.
[10:32] Monako
    I'm supposed to be sinking as much
    time as possible into game dev.
[10:37] Monako
    Why do I have to be dealing
     with death threats?
[10:40] Shotaro
    Well, you don't need to sweat that part.
[10:43] Shotaro
    I might not look reliable,
    but I've got a knack for protecting people.
[10:50] Monako
    If they'd just let me quit
    this Megu Kazamatsuri gig,
[10:53] Monako
    that'd solve the whole thing!
[10:55] Staff C
    You're up, Megu.
[10:56] Monako
    I seriously can't do this!
[10:58] Monako
    And wh-where the heck is Maji-P?!
[11:01] Staff C
    Come on, don't say that.
[11:02] Staff D
    The crowd is out there waiting for you.
[11:07] Crowd
    Megu!
[11:09] Shotaro
    Wow...
[11:22] Crowd
    Megu?
[11:23] Crowd
    What?!
[11:25] Crowd
    Here we go, here we go!
[11:26] Koizumi
    Welcome to the Monster El
    Dorado
3rd Anniversary Festival!
[11:35] Koizumi
    First, take a look at this!
SIGN    The Princess of the Demon Realm
SIGN    Has Arrived
[11:46] Megu
    Magic unleashed!
[11:50] Megu
    Demon Halo Slash!
[11:55] Megu
    I'm heading your way now!
[11:57] Koizumi
    We've got a big surprise for you all today!
[12:00] Crowd
    She jumped out of the screen!
[12:02] Koizumi
    Monrado's own super idol, Megu Kazamatsuri!
[12:07] Monako
    Good evening, everybody!
[12:10] Watcherman
    It's Megu!
[12:20] Lyrics
    Asleep in the hearts of everyone you know
[12:26] Lyrics
    Is the yearning to become someone else
[12:31] Lyrics
    And in this town those feelings will awaken
[12:36] Lyrics
    Once the wind blows away all doubts
[12:36] Audience
    Megu!
[12:41] Lyrics
    Ambivalence, the fear and curiosity
[12:46] Lyrics
    Might seem like opposites,
    leaving you confused
[12:47] Tokime
    She's on a roll. And acting like
    a completely different person.
[12:52] Lyrics
    But I'm innocent, with pristine feelings
[12:57] Lyrics
    And if it was all for your sake...
[13:02] Lyrics
    The glittering world of Fuuto El Dorado,
[13:07] Lyrics
    is one I'm ready to defend,
[13:09] Lyrics
    so let the battle begin!
[13:13] Lyrics
    I got ya! With an emerald
    for every ounce of passion!
[13:18] Lyrics
    And we'll forge a legend together!
[13:19] Shotaro
    What's wrong, Tokime?
[13:21] Tokime
    I hear something... awful.
[13:23] Lyrics
    The road goes on and on,
[13:26] Lyrics
    and I'll follow it until the dream comes—
[13:37] Shotaro
    A Dopant!
[13:38] Meganeura
    The time's come for your execution...
[13:42] Meganeura
    Megu Kazamatsuri!
[13:46] Crowd
    That's not a Monrado character.
[13:49] Monako
    A m-monster...
[13:51] Akiko
    Everyone! Run for it!
[13:54] Shotaro
    Knock it off!
[13:55] Meganeura
    Butt out!
[14:00] Akiko
    Monako!
[14:01] Meganeura
    Time to find out how tough you are
[14:04] Meganeura
    when it's not just a game!
[14:06] Meganeura
    My fun's just beginning,
[14:09] Meganeura
    but I've gotta deal with this chick first!
[14:12] Shotaro
    Tokime, take the memory
    out of my breast pocket!
[14:15] Tokime
    Are you going to transform?
[14:17] Tokime
    With me?!
[14:18] Shotaro
    No, stupid!
[14:19] Shotaro
    I can't turn into W
    with anyone but Philip!
[14:21] Shotaro
    Just take the Stag out of my pocket!
[14:26] Tokime
    This?
[14:27] Shotaro
    That's it!
[14:28] Shotaro
    Now load the Pseudo Memory!
SIGN    Stag.
[14:32] Shotaro
    I carry around that bulky flip phone
    for moments just like this!
[14:35] Tokime
    It turned into a stag beetle.
[14:37] Tokime
    Is this like the other ones, at the office?
[14:39] Shotaro
    They're called Memory Gadgets.
[14:45] Monako
    Ow, ow, ow...
[14:47] Meganeura
    Say your prayers, Megu Kazamatsuri.
[14:52] Meganeura
    And get ready to suck my sword!
[14:57] Meganeura
    Die!
[15:07] Shotaro
    Tokime, look after her.
[15:09] Tokime
    Got it.
[15:12] Shotaro
    I told you to knock it off earlier, too.
[15:14] Shotaro
    Make it a third time and we
    do things the hard way, pal.
[15:17] Meganeura
    You...
[15:18] Meganeura
    I should've killed you already!
[15:24] Shotaro
    Guess you prefer the hard way.
[15:36] Philip
    It's time, then.
[15:37] Shotaro
    Let's go, Philip!
[15:38] Philip
    Right.
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[15:41] Shotaro/Philip
    Transform!
[15:46] Meganeura
    You're one of those Kamen Rider guys?!
[15:53] Shotaro
    You bet I am.
[15:57] Philip
    Based on his appearance, we can be almost
    certain he's using the Meganeura Memory.
[16:01] Shotaro
    A mega what now?
[16:02] Shotaro
    What do you mean?
[16:03] Philip
    Meganeura,
[16:05] Philip
    a giant dragonfly that could
    reach lengths of 70 centimeters,
[16:08] Philip
    from the Paleozoic Age, 300 million years ago.
[16:11] Philip
    I'd advise against close combat!
[16:13] Shotaro
    Sounds about right.
SIGN    Trigger!
SIGN    Cyclone! Trigger!
[16:28] Aurora
    Kamen Rider W...
[16:32] Aurora
    On the right side, the wind-powered Cyclone,
[16:34] Aurora
    the blazing Heat, and the enigmatic Luna...
[16:36] Aurora
    On the left, the hand-to-hand focused Joker,
[16:39] Aurora
    the strong and durable Metal,
[16:41] Aurora
    and the sharp-shooting Trigger options.
[16:44] Aurora
    By combining different pairs of powers,
    nine possible combat forms are available,
[16:48] Aurora
    in addition to various
    rumored secret weapons.
[16:52] Aurora
    I would love to see them all...
[16:54] Aurora
    But will the little dragonfly
    be able to last that long?
[16:59] Shotaro
    He's slippery, I'll give him that.
[17:01] Philip
    Let's end it with a Maximum!
[17:02] Shotaro
    Right!
SIGN    Trigger Maximum Drive!
[17:07] Philip/Shotaro
    Trigger Storm Bomb!
[17:18] Akiko
    Monako! Are you okay?
[17:23] Akiko
    What was that?! I didn't hear about this!
[17:25] Shotaro
    You okay?
[17:29] Shotaro
    His Memory still isn't broken?!
[17:32] Shotaro
    Akiko, Tokime, get Monako to safety!
[17:34] Akiko
    Got it!
[17:41] Meganeura
    Screw you...
[17:43] Meganeura
    All these scrubs, getting in
     the way of my godlike playing...
[17:48] Meganeura
    You've all gotta pay!
[17:51] Shotaro
    W-What in the...
[17:53] Philip
    This weight... on our body...
[17:55] Tokime
    Chief!
[17:58] Akiko
    I suddenly feel too heavy to move...
[18:02] Akiko
    Tokime, get Monako clear!
[18:05] Philip
    It's affecting Aki, too?
[18:06] Shotaro
    What the hell is going on?!
[18:07] Meganeura
    Die!
[18:14] Aurora
    Maybe this dragonfly isn't a typical Dopant.
[18:18] Aurora
    Could he be...
[18:21] Aurora
    A High Dope?
[18:25] Shotaro
    Stupid bug!
SIGN    Metal!
SIGN    Cyclone! Metal!
[18:42] Driver
    Something weird is going on, Philip!
[18:45] Driver
    We're sluggish, but he's fine!
[18:47] Philip
    It's strange.
[18:48] Philip
    The Meganeura Memory shouldn't
    confer this kind of power.
[19:02] Akiko
    Tokime?
[19:04] Akiko
    Tokime!
[19:06] Tokime
    What is this?
[19:09] Tokime
    It was so awful before...
[19:13] Tokime
    Now the sound... is pulling me toward it...
[19:17] Akiko
    Tokime! What's going on?!
[19:24] Meganeura
    Here's my chance!
[19:25] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[19:27] Meganeura
    Got you!
[19:40] Meganeura
    Slow as you were...
[19:42] Meganeura
    You still had to ruin my—
[19:45] Shotaro
    If you can't be fast,
    you can at least be prepared.
SIGN    Metal Maximum Drive!
[19:53] Meganeura
    You—
[19:54] Shotaro
    I figured you'd slow down for a bit
    if you managed to nail me.
[19:58] Philip/Shotaro
    Metal Stag Breaker!
[20:09] Akiko
    The weight's all gone!
[20:15] Shotaro
    He got away.
[20:20] Aurora
    In my search for you,
    I've found something else entirely.
[20:25] Aurora
    Tokime.
[20:26] Aurora
    I would've never expected you
    to be with a Kamen Rider.
[20:29] Aurora
    How odd fate can be.
[20:33] Bando
    I can spare more time
    for your quest of self-discovery.
[20:38] Akiko
    Thank goodness. She doesn't look hurt.
[20:41] Akiko
    Tokime, are you okay?
[20:44] Tokime
    What was I...
[20:46] Philip
    Tokime, why did you do that?
[20:50] Philip
    Megu Kazamatsuri was nearly killed.
[20:54] Tokime
    I don't know!
[20:56] Tokime
    I'm not sure myself...
[20:57] Philip
    This isn't a matter you can just—
[20:59] Shotaro
    Easy there.
[21:00] Shotaro
    Don't go picking fights
    with my body, Philip.
[21:03] Philip
    Understood.
[21:08] Philip
    Shotaro, aren't you being too soft with her?
[21:13] Shotaro
    Partner...
[21:14] Shotaro
    We can be sure the culprit's
    got a personal grudge here.
[21:17] Shotaro
    There was serious hate in the way
    he talked to Megu Kazamatsuri.
[21:21] Shotaro
    You need to figure out who he is.
[21:22] Philip
    I fully intend to, but...
[21:25] Shotaro
    Akiko.
[21:27] Shotaro
    An attack means the cops
    are gonna be involved.
[21:29] Shotaro
    Ask Terui to guard her.
[21:32] Akiko
    Okay. Sure.
[21:33] Akiko
    But... what's up?
[21:35] Akiko
    I wouldn't expect you
    to suggest something like that.
[21:41] Shotaro
    I'm not gonna rake you over the coals.
[21:44] Shotaro
    Stuff happens sometimes
    that we can't explain.
[21:47] Tokime
    Shotaro...
[21:50] Shotaro
    I just want you to remember this:
[21:53] Shotaro
    A detective who exposes their client
    to danger is worthless.
[21:57] Shotaro
    Pops used to chew me out
    about that all the time.
[22:01] Shotaro
    So, I'm counting on you.
[22:04] Shotaro
    With the case... and keeping her safe.
[22:12] Shotaro
    You're gonna... be my...
[22:16] Shotaro
    assistant... right?
[22:26] Philip
    Shotaro!
[22:29] Shotaro
    Since I had the W Driver on at the time,
[22:33] Shotaro
    I could feel how shocked, sad,
    and furious my partner was.
[22:38] Shotaro
    Yes. I think because I saw that coming...
[22:41] Shotaro
    I managed to hold out long enough to have
    a word with everyone before collapsing.
[22:47] Shotaro
    My instincts are pretty good.
[22:50] Shotaro
    I could tell something
    dangerous was going on.
[22:53] Shotaro
    With the bad guy...
    and among the good guys, too.
SIGN    Hard-Boiled Delusion Diary
SIGN    <What If I Was Philip and Philip Was Me>
SIGN    On the Inside: Philip
SIGN    On the Inside: Shotaro
[24:35] Philip?
    Say, Shotaro.
[24:36] Shotaro?
    What's up, partner?
[24:37] Philip?
    It seems our souls have swapped bodies.
[24:40] Shotaro?
    Sure seems like it.
[24:42] Shotaro?
    Here's hoping we don't run
    into a Dopant like this.
[24:45] Philip?
    Speak of the devil.
[24:46] Shotaro?
    Yeah, sure enough.
[24:47] Shotaro?
    No other way! Better transform!
SIGN    On the Inside: Philip
SIGN    On the Inside: Shotaro
[24:49] Philip/Shotaro
    Transform!
[24:50] Philip?
    Huh?
[24:51] Shotaro?
    Oh, right!
[24:52] Shotaro?
    We're facing backward
    because of how we usually do this!
[24:54] Philip?
    This is less of a W, and more of an X...
[24:56] Shotaro?
    Set Up! Set Up!
[24:58] Shotaro?
    Set Up!

Season 1

E5 - The Terrible m / The Sound of a Leak

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SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Assistant
SIGN    Irritated
[00:01] Narrator
    FUUTO PI! The current case...*
SIGN    Bodyguard
SIGN    Back-up
SIGN    Hired
SIGN    Attacked
SIGN    Producer
SIGN    Wounded
SIGN    Accomplice?
[00:04] Shotaro/Akiko*
    A death threat?!
[00:06] Koizumi
    Monrado's own super idol! Megu Kazamatsuri!
[00:10] Majima
    I'd like to hire the Narumi
    Detective Agency as security.
[00:14] Meganeura
    Say your prayers, Megu Kazamatsuri.
[00:17] Shotaro
    A Dopant!
[00:19] Shotaro
    I'm counting on you.
[00:21] Shotaro
    With the case... and keeping her safe.
[00:25] Philip
    Shotaro!
SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
SIGN    Wounded
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Assistant
SIGN    Irritated
SIGN    Bodyguard
SIGN    Hired
SIGN    Accomplice?
SIGN    Back-up
SIGN    Attacked
SIGN    Producer
[00:32] Terui
    How many times do I have to bust you?
[00:34] EXE A
    Get him!
[00:41] Terui
    EXE is long gone.
[00:43] Terui
    And you're still fiending for Memories?
SIGN    Beast!
[00:54] EXE A
    You trying to pull this on our turf?!
[00:55] EXE A
    Who do you think you are?!
[00:59] Terui
    Do not question me.
[01:11] Terui
    Once you get a taste for a Memory's poison,
[01:14] Terui
    it must be hard to make a clean break.
[01:19] Terui
    I'm here.
[01:21] Terui
    There's a new Dopant?
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    The Terrible m / The Sound of a Leak
[02:56] Koizumi
    Monako!
[03:00] Akiko
    Thank goodness! You're awake.
[03:02] Monako
    You're all here...
[03:04] Monako
    Huh? Where's Maji-P?
[03:06] Koizumi
    He's back at the office for now.
[03:08] Philip
    Might I have a word, Monako Moriguchi?
[03:11] Monako
    Wh-Who're you?
[03:13] Philip
    I'm Philip,
[03:14] Philip
    the Narumi Detective
    Agency's other investigator.
[03:17] Philip
    I'll be taking over the case from here.
[03:19] Monako
    What happened to the
    pretentious detective?
[03:21] Philip
    He was injured protecting you.
[03:24] Philip
    Your safety is our top priority right now.
[03:27] Philip
    I'd like to speak with you
    regarding the identity of the attacker.
[03:30] Philip
    Why did Meganeura attack Monrado's idol?
[03:33] Philip
    Why would he try to kill Megu Kazamatsuri?
[03:36] Philip
    And how did he know
[03:38] Philip
    exactly when you'd be on the stage?
[03:41] Monako
    I think I know who he is.
[03:45] (Flashback) Meganeura
    Suck my sword!
[03:48] Monako
    Something he said... he's a gamer.
[03:51] Monako
    I think he goes by "Murder"?
[03:54] Philip
    Murder...
[03:55] Philip
    He calls himself a killer?
[04:02] Tokime
    Who are you?
[04:04] Akiko
    This is Ryu Terui, a detective with
    the Fuuto PD's Paranormal Crime Division!
[04:09] Akiko
    Also my hubby!
[04:11] Akiko
    He's the one who got you probation!
[04:18] Terui
    Philip, I've heard the gist of the case.
[04:21] Terui
    I understand why they didn't turn
    to the police originally,
[04:24] Terui
    but this attack forces our hand.
[04:27] Philip
    Understood.
[04:28] Philip
    If anything, the police's
    help would be appreciated.
[04:31] Philip
    And the attacker shouldn't
     know Megu's true identity.
[04:34] Philip
    I'd recommend subtlety.
[04:36] Terui
    Got it.
[04:37] Terui
    How's Hidari doing?
[04:39] Philip
    Standard medical treatment doesn't work
    on wounds induced by Gaia Memories.
[04:43] Philip
    Since he'll have to heal unassisted,
    he's resting at the office.
[04:48] Philip
    He's been unconscious for the most part.
[04:51] Philip
    Ryu Terui.
[04:53] Philip
    Monako Moriguchi's testimony
    has helped identify the culprit.
[04:56] Philip
    I'd like you to arrest him.
[04:57] Terui
    I'll get it done.
[04:58] Philip
    Aki, could you keep an eye
    on her, with the police?
[05:02] Philip
    Notify me should something happen.
[05:03] Tokime
    What about me? What should I do?
[05:07] Philip
    You? Nothing.
[05:11] Philip
    Have you forgotten Shotaro's injury
    was due to your careless actions?
[05:16] Philip
    I have no need for an
    assistant. Especially...
[05:19] Philip
    Not one as lacking as you are.
[05:21] Akiko
    H-Hey, Philip!
[05:24] Tokime
    And you think you're so perfect, do you?
[05:28] Philip
    What?
[05:29] Tokime
    Well, if you're not lacking at all,
[05:32] Tokime
    couldn't you have done a better
    job of beating that Dopant?
[05:36] Akiko
    D-Don't you start too, Tokime...
[05:38] Philip
    I'll admit I haven't fully grasped
    that Memory's capabilities yet.
[05:43] Philip
    But you're in no position to—
[05:44] Terui
    Enough, both of you.
[05:47] Terui
    This is a hospital.
[05:52] Philip
    Let's go, Ryu Terui.
[06:03] Mihara
    Damn it! Always getting in my way...
[06:07] Mihara
    They think I'm a joke! All of them!
[06:12] Oboromaru
    Ninja Arts: Crimson Lotus Top!
[06:14] Game
    KO!
[06:18] Bando
    "A thin line between love and hate"
    is the appropriate phrase, I believe.
[06:23] Mihara
    Wh-Where the hell did you come from?!
[06:26] Bando
    My name is Yukiji Bando.
[06:28] Bando
    I happened to catch your fight.
[06:31] Mihara
    Bando?
[06:32] Bando
    You've begun evolving
    beyond a standard Dopant.
[06:36] Bando
    I think that's magnificent.
[06:38] Mihara
    You recruiting for some
     kind of organization?
[06:40] Bando
    I wouldn't put it that way.
[06:42] Bando
    It's not an organization...
[06:46] Bando
    It's a city.
[06:48] Mihara
    A city?
[06:50] Bando
    A city where only the chosen elite can live.
[06:53] Bando
    Should you become a resident,
    you'll become even stronger...
[06:57] Bando
    And more free.
[07:04] Mihara
    I'm interested,
[07:06] Mihara
    but I think we're gonna want to
    discuss this somewhere else.
[07:39] Akiko
    Ryu! Philip—
[07:42] Akiko
    I'm guessing it didn't go well?
[07:44] Terui
    He got away.
[07:46] Terui
    Had to know we were coming.
[07:48] Akiko
    How could he know the police found him?
[07:50] Philip
    A murderer is on the loose.
[07:53] Philip
    If we had beaten him
    during the first attack...
SIGN    Planning Room
SIGN    In Use
[08:09] Monako
    Sorry, I'm in a big rush,
[08:11] Monako
    so I hope you don't
    mind if I keep working.
[08:12] Philip
    The evidence we collected indicates
     that he sent the death threats.
[08:18] Philip
    It seems certain that this is the attacker.
[08:21] Philip
    Mutsuo Mihara, 23 years old,
    a game journalist.
[08:25] Philip
    In addition to writing strategy guides,
[08:28] Philip
    he's proven himself a "godlike gamer"
     across various tournaments.
[08:31] Moinako
    Yeah, that's him.
[08:32] Philip
    He's Murder?
[08:34] Monako
    That's the handle he chose for himself.
[08:37] Monako
    He's a gamer who plays dirty,
    and an outcast for it.
[08:40] Monako
    Two months ago, he crashed the stage
    in an event where I was involved as Megu.
[08:46] (Flashback) Mihara
    You're gonna suck my sword!
[08:48] Monako
    His style was all exploits and cheese,
[08:50] Monako
    on top of using modified data
     to literally cheat,
[08:53] Monako
    which got him major boos.
[08:55] Monako
    It ticked me off so much,
    I got serious and crushed him.
[09:00] Megu
    Demonic Halo Slash!
[09:01] Game
    KO!
[09:04] (Flashback) Megu
    I'm gonna blow a demon cyclone your way!
[09:08] (Flashback) Monako
    Thank you!
[09:10] (Flashback) Monako
    I hope you'll keep supporting me!
[09:10] Mihara
    You bitch!
[09:12] (Flashback) Security
    Hold it!
[09:13] Koizumi
    I remember him! He was certainly unhinged.
[09:18] Staff B
    That's right.
[09:19] Staff B
    It was like Megu had
    actually beat up a bad guy!
[09:21] Staff C
    The entire crowd was cheering!
[09:24] Philip
    In an attempt to assert dominance,
[09:26] Philip
    he was thrashed in front of an audience,
[09:28] Philip
    leading to humiliation.
[09:30] Philip
    Then, the motive is revenge.
[09:33] Akiko
    He tried to kill someone
    with a Memory because of that?!
[09:36] Akiko
    What a piece of crap!
[09:38] Terui
    Regardless, until he's caught...
[09:41] Terui
    You should cancel any Megu Kazamatsuri
    appearances you have scheduled.
[09:45] Koizumi
    And during Monrado's third anniversary...
[09:52] Monako
    Maji-P! I just uploaded the new patch!
[09:55] Majima
    I see. Good work.
[09:57] Monako
    I had a bunch of stuff I wanted to ask you!
[10:00] Monako
    Where have you been?
[10:03] Monako
    Maji-P?
[10:05] Majima
    Moriguchi.
[10:06] Majima
    I need you to appear, as Megu, in the
    live stream we're running tonight.
[10:10] Philip
    Tonight?
[10:11] Philip
    That's crazy. It's too much of a risk!
[10:13] Akiko
    Monako was just attacked!
[10:16] Akiko
    If she shows up on a live show like that,
    he'll know where to find her!
[10:16] Monako
    Maji-P...
[10:19] Koizumi
    Mr. Majima, you have to reconsider!
[10:21] Majima
    Stop talking!
[10:22] Majima
    Moriguchi! What do you want to do?
[10:24] Majima
    Are you in, or not?!
[10:29] Monako
    Maji-P...
[10:32] Monako
    I...
[10:35] Monako
    I can't...
[10:40] Akiko
    Monako!
[10:54] Tokime
    You okay?
[11:03] Akiko
    Monako... You don't have to
    force yourself to do anything.
[11:08] Akiko
    You never wanted to be
    an idol in the first place, right?
[11:13] Shotaro
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[11:17] Tokime
    Sh-Shotaro?!
[11:23] Tokime
    You're supposed to be in bed.
[11:26] Shotaro
    At a time like this?
[11:29] Shotaro
    If nothing else, I've got good instincts.
[11:33] Shotaro
    And I can tell.
[11:35] Shotaro
    You're gonna get up on stage again.
[11:38] Monako
    H-How'd you...?
[11:40] Shotaro
    See, I seem to have this real knack
    for finding lost cats.
[11:43] Monako
    Yeah...?
[11:45] Shotaro
    I'm out here trying to be
    a hard-boiled detective,
[11:48] Shotaro
    but most of my caseload involves cats.
[11:51] Shotaro
    The thing is...
[11:52] Shotaro
    The smiles on the faces of their owners,
    when I find them...
[11:56] Shotaro
    makes it all worthwhile.
[11:58] Shotaro
    It makes me glad to be a detective.
[12:03] Shotaro
    And during the show yesterday...
[12:06] Shotaro
    Sulky as you were, one look
    at the crowd had you ready to go.
[12:12] Shotaro
    You'd rather focus on making the game.
[12:15] Shotaro
    But... sometimes, even if
     it's not what we asked for,
[12:19] Shotaro
    if a talent of ours can make someone happy?
[12:21] Shotaro
    Better to have it than not.
[12:24] Shotaro
    I figured you were starting
    to feel the same way.
[12:26] Monako
    Mr. Detective...
[12:28] Shotaro
    So, you do what you want to do. And I...
[12:32] Shotaro
    Nah.
[12:33] Shotaro
    We will make sure to keep you safe.
[12:36] Tokime
    Shotaro...
[12:43] Monako
    He's gushing blood!
[12:44] Akiko
    Shotaro?!
[12:46] Shotaro
    Suddenly feeling... real cold...
[12:47] Akiko
    Holy cow, it's like a fountain!
     You still alive?!
[12:49] Akiko
    Blood's everywhere!
[12:51] Tokime
    You definitely weren't ready to be out of bed.
[12:53] Shotaro
    But I had to do something...
[12:55] Shotaro
    For Monako, and the rest of you...
[12:58] Tokime
    You're such a softie.
[13:02] Tokime
    But I can't keep nursing you.
[13:05] Tokime
    I have to keep her safe in your place.
[13:09] Tokime
    Because I'm your assistant.
[13:13] Shotaro
    Yeah. Get it done.
[13:16] Shotaro
    One thing. Don't just focus
    on Monako. Keep your eyes open.
[13:20] Tokime
    Okay.
[13:23] Shotaro
    Get a load of her.
[13:27] Shotaro
    She might be a better fit
    for this job than I figured.
[13:31] Tokime
    Keep your eyes open...
[13:35] Tokime
    Megu Kazamatsuri showing up at
    that event as a secret guest
[13:39] Tokime
    was something that only
    staff should've known.
[13:42] Tokime
    Did someone tip Murder off?
[13:57] Philip
    It's no good.
[13:58] Philip
    I can't imagine a way that
    Meganeura could manipulate gravity,
[14:02] Philip
    or the flow of time.
[14:04] Philip
    But if his power was only
    affecting our Memories,
[14:07] Philip
    it shouldn't have worked
    on a baseline human like Aki.
[14:11] (Flashback) Tokime
    If you're not lacking at all,
[14:13] (Flashback) Tokime
    couldn't you have done a better
    job of beating that Dopant?
[14:17] Akiko
    Philip!
[14:19] Akiko
    You figure out the dragonfly
    monster's secret yet?
[14:23] Akiko
    Okay, then.
[14:24] Akiko
    I think it's time for a break!
[14:35] (Flashback) Shotaro
    Do what you want to do.
[14:47] Akiko
    Can you believe what he pulled?
    And in the shape he's in.
[14:50] Philip
    Is he so worried about Tokime
    that he'd go that far?
[14:55] Philip
    What's funny?
[14:56] Akiko
    I knew it!
[14:57] Akiko
    The reason you're in such a bad mood...
[14:59] Akiko
    is because you're jealous of Tokime!
[15:02] Philip
    You think I'm jealous of Tokime?
[15:05] Philip
    That's ridiculous.
    Shotaro and I are both male.
[15:08] Akiko
    Oh, believe me, those kinda feelings
    happen between guys, too!
[15:13] Akiko
    And you being jealous of her
    isn't weird or anything.
[15:18] Akiko
    It's a totally natural feeling.
[15:20] Philip
    A natural feeling?
[15:22] Akiko
    Yep!
[15:23] Akiko
    With your special powers and all,
[15:26] Akiko
    you used to be kind of
     "above" human stuff.
[15:29] Akiko
    But you've been comprehending other
    people's feelings pretty well lately, right?
[15:33] Akiko
    It just shows how much more emotionally
    well-rounded you've gotten!
[15:37] Akiko
    And that's a good thing!
[15:42] Philip
    I see... then that's what's happened.
[15:47] Philip
    Thank you. I understand now.
[15:52] Akiko
    Well, emotions and heart stuff
    can be hard to figure out.
[15:56] Akiko
    It's not like we can see them.
[15:59] Akiko
    But I think that's part of the fun.
[16:01] Philip
    Can't see them...
[16:05] Philip
    That's it!
[16:09] Tokime
    Mr. Producer.
[16:12] Majima
    Oh, you're with the detective agency.
[16:16] Tokime
    What happened to your hand?
[16:18] Majima
    Just... y'know...
[16:20] Tokime
    You tend to disappear whenever
    Monako is in danger, don't you?
[16:25] Tokime
    Are you the one tipping him off?
[16:30] Majima
    You noticed that there's a leak, too?
SIGN    kill kill kill kill
    kill kill kill kill
    kill kill kill kill
    
     You need to calm down
    
    Where's Megu?
    
     Right in front of you.
[16:38] Tokime
    So that's it...
[16:40] Tokime
    The person leaking Megu
    Kazamatsuri's info to Mihara...
[16:44] Tokime
    It's you.
[16:45] Tokime
    The leader of Team Megu, Midori Koizumi!
[16:50] Majima
    I was right.
[16:51] Majima
    I noticed signs that someone's been reading
    my personal documents, so I went digging.
[16:56] Majima
    Koizumi, why would you do this?
[16:59] Koizumi
    Because I hated her.
[17:03] Koizumi
    She has the look, the popularity, everything...
[17:07] Koizumi
    But she doesn't care about it.
[17:09] Koizumi
    While I was forced to work in the wings,
     failing for years to break out...
[17:13] Koizumi
    She gets to stand on the stage
    that the rest of us dream about!
[17:18] Koizumi
    And so, at that event...
[17:20] Koizumi
    I realized... I could make him the
    vessel for my rage against Megu.
[17:27] Tokime
    So you leaked info about
     Megu's secret performance
[17:29] Tokime
    and the police's investigation to him.
[17:32] Majima
    How could you?!
[17:34] Majima
    Moriguchi was almost killed because of you!
[17:36] Koizumi
    She's still going to be killed.
[17:39] Koizumi
    Because I told him...
[17:40] Koizumi
    That Monako is really Megu!
SIGN    You need to calm down!
    
    Where's Megu?
    
    Right in front of you.
[17:47] Tokime
    Don't let her escape!
[17:48] Majima
    Right! But—
[17:54] Mihara
    It was true?
[17:57] Monako
    You!
[17:58] Mihara
    This nerdy bitch is Megu Kazamatsuri?
[18:03] Mihara
    You're gonna pay.
[18:07] (Flashback) Mihara
    What now? I'm not looking to score, pal.
[18:10] (Flashback) Bando
    We don't think of it in those terms.
[18:13] (Flashback) Bando
    These aren't drugs. They're supplements.
[18:16] (Flashback) Bando
    If you have the potential,
    they can provide explosive benefits.
[18:20] (Flashback) Bando
    Take one the next time you use your Memory.
SIGN    Meganeura!
[18:40] Meganeura
    So much power!
[18:42] Meganeura
    It's overflowing!
[18:52] Meganeura
    This is sweet!
[19:01] Staff B
    No!
[19:05] Meganeura
    Chew the whole building apart!
[19:11] Bando
    How far will you manage to go?
SIGN    Seriously
SIGN    Help
[19:19] Philip
    They must've sprung from Meganeura.
[19:21] Philip
    He's gained yet another new ability.
[19:25] Meganeura
    I'm gonna pin you down
    and then cut you into pieces.
[19:28] Meganeura
    Come on...
[19:29] Meganeura
    Choose where you wanna die!
[19:31] Tokime
    Monako!
[19:38] Tokime
    Those ones... They must've just been born.
[19:41] Tokime
    That means he's close!
[19:44] Tokime
    And that means Monako—
[19:46] Tokime
    —is with him!
[19:51] Monako
    I finally... finally realized what I want...
[19:54] Monako
    "As long as someone wants me out there..."
[19:57] Monako
    After all this time, I know how I really feel!
[20:01] Monako
    I... want to be Megu!
[20:05] Monako
    I want to make people happy, as Megu!
[20:08] Monako
    I... I don't wanna die yet!
[20:11] Meganeura
    Too damn bad.
[20:12] Meganeura
    You get to die where it'll really stand out!
[20:15] Meganeura
    On the Fuuto Tower!
[20:17] Tokime
    You're not going anywhere!
[20:22] Meganeura
    Damn it, get off me!
[20:25] Akiko
    Philip, look!
[20:26] Philip
    Tokime?
[20:32] Philip
    Ryu Terui!
[20:34] Philip
    I've got things here.
[20:36] Meganeura
    Get off already! What is your deal?!
[20:40] Tokime
    I don't know, either!
[20:43] Tokime
    But right now, I'm a detective's assistant!
[20:46] Tokime
    I made a promise to be one!
[20:48] Tokime
    Which is why you're not getting away!
[20:51] Tokime
    The only thing on my mind
    right now is protecting her!
[20:54] Tokime
    The same way that detective...
[20:55] Tokime
    The same way Shotaro always does it!
[21:05] Tokime
    Monako, are you okay?
[21:07] Monako
    Y-Yeah!
[21:13] Meganeura
    You're just like Megu.
[21:16] Meganeura
    Another bitch, trying to
     make a fool out of me.
[21:18] Meganeura
    You're gonna pay!
[21:20] Meganeura
    You get to suck my sword first!
[21:32] Tokime
    What the...?
[21:34] Philip
    The Fang Memory.
[21:36] Philip
    It can act and move on its own...
[21:39] Philip
    As my bodyguard.
[21:41] Tokime
    Philip!
[21:43] Philip
    I've come to a conclusion.
[21:45] Philip
    I was jealous of you, Tokime.
[21:48] Philip
    I can't be a woman like you.
[21:51] Philip
    The way you were able to get so close
    to Shotaro, in such a short time...
[21:55] Philip
    It was upsetting, and I said
    cruel things as a result.
[21:59] Philip
    I'd like to apologize for
    the rude impression I gave you.
[22:02] Tokime
    Most people... wouldn't just say that.
[22:06] Philip
    I'm a bit like an avatar
    of knowledge itself.
[22:10] Philip
    So there is nothing I like less
[22:11] Philip
    than not understanding...
    not comprehending something.
[22:15] Philip
    With their cause now apparent, however,
[22:18] Philip
    my misgivings about you have fully resolved.
[22:21] Tokime
    You're a weird one, too, huh?
[22:26] Meganeura
    I'm gonna kill the hell out of all of you!
[22:29] Philip
    You two need to get clear. I'll defeat him.
[22:32] Tokime
    Can you, though? Without Shotaro?
[22:34] Philip
    Not a problem. He's right here.
[22:37] Tokime
    Shotaro's Memory?
SIGN    Fang!
[22:45] Philip
    Transform!
SIGN    Fang! Joker!
SIGN    Healing Princess NEO
[24:30] Tokime
    This is Healing Princess Neo,
    and we're on the air!
[24:33] Tokime
    I'm your host, Tokime!
[24:35] Tokime
    Let's get right down to it with the
    segment "Tell Me, Detective Terui!"
[24:39] Tokime
    Honk, honk!
[24:40] Tokime
    This one is from "The Wind in Fuuto."
[24:42] Tokime
    Wow, trying to sound cool much?
[24:43] Tokime
    "When you turn into Kamen Rider Accel,
[24:45] Tokime
    you become a motorcycle, instead of
    being able to ride one yourself."
[24:48] Tokime
    "So isn't calling you
    a Kamen
Rider a little odd?"
[24:51] Tokime
    What do you think, Terui?
[24:54] Terui
    Do not question me!
SIGN    D
    O
    
    N
    O
    T
SIGN    Q
    U
    E
    S
    T
    I
    O
    N
    
    M
    E
[24:56] Tokime
    I saw that one coming!
[24:58] Tokime
    Be sure to join us next time!

Season 1

E6 - The Terrible m / White Fangs

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SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
SIGN    Fuuto PD
[00:00] Narrator
    Previously on FUUTO PI*...
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Assistant
SIGN    Understanding
SIGN    Married
SIGN    Bodyguard
SIGN    Protect!!
SIGN    Jealous
SIGN    Tipped off
SIGN    Hired
SIGN    Resents
SIGN    Attacked
SIGN    Wounded
SIGN    Trusts
SIGN    Accomplice?
[00:03] Terui
    There's a new Dopant?
[00:05] Tokime
    Couldn't you have done a better
    job of beating that Dopant?
[00:09] Monako
    I think I know who he is.
[00:12] Bando
    I happened to catch your fight.
[00:15] Tokime
    The person leaking Megu
    Kazamatsuri's info to Mihara...
[00:20] Tokime
    It's you.
[00:21] Philip
    I was jealous of you.
[00:24] Megaenura
    I'm gonna kill the hell out of all of you!
SIGN    Narumi Detective Agency
SIGN    Fuuto PD
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Assistant
SIGN    Wounded
SIGN    Bodyguard
SIGN    Understanding
SIGN    Protect!!
SIGN    Married
SIGN    Hired
SIGN    Resents
SIGN    Attacked
SIGN    Accomplice?
SIGN    Tipped off
SIGN    Jealous
SIGN    Trusts
[00:35] Megaenura
    Get clear.
[00:36] Tokime
    But can you transform without Shotaro?
[00:39] Philip
    Not a problem.
[00:40] Philip
    He's right here.
[00:43] Philip
    I'll defeat him.
SIGN    Fang!
[00:50] Philip
    Transform!
SIGN    Fang! Joker!
[01:04] Meganeura
    What the—?!
[01:05] Philip
    In addition to W's nine base forms...
[01:08] Philip
    There is one that uses mine
    as the main body, instead.
[01:22] Meganeura
    Th-Then you're...
[01:24] Monako
    Kamen Rider?!
SIGN    Episode 6
[03:01] Tokime
    Philip turned into W?
SIGN    The Terrible m / White Fangs
[03:04] Shotaro
    He's pretty strong, but walks a bit
    too far on the wild side sometimes.
[03:08] Tokime
    That voice... Shotaro?
[03:10] Shotaro
    That's Fang Joker in a nutshell.
[03:13] Philip
    I contacted Shotaro and had him
    transfer his Memory via the Driver.
[03:17] Tokime
    So does that mean Shotaro's mind
    is linked with your body, now?
[03:21] Philip
    Precisely.
[03:22] Philip
    His body is still resting in a nap room.
[03:27] Shotaro
    You did a great job
    protecting Monako, Tokime.
[03:30] Tokime
    Shotaro...
[03:31] Shotaro
    One other thing...
    You're a little distracting right now.
[03:35] Shotaro
    You can take it easy.
    We've got it from here.
[03:39] Megaenura
    You get to suck my sword next!
[03:43] Philip
    I regret to inform you
    that you'll be doing the sucking.
[03:47] Philip
    And we'll provide the blade.
SIGN    Arm Fang!
[03:58] Philip
    Are you doing all right, Shotaro?
[04:00] Shotaro
    Gotta admit, it's looking pretty bad.
[04:03] Shotaro
    I'm in bed at MAX SOFT
[04:05] Shotaro
    with overgrown baby dragonflies
    looking to take a bite out of me.
[04:07] Shotaro
    Let's break this clown's
    Memory quick so I can relax.
[04:10] Philip
    Understood!
[04:16] Meganeura
    Damn it, where is he? Where'd he go?!
[04:33] Meganeura
    You stupid—
[04:40] Meganeura
    Damn it!
SIGN    Shoulder Fang!
[04:58] Monako
    W-Wow...
[04:59] Monako
    They're all over the place...
[05:01] Monako
    Is that really Philip in control?
[05:04] Shotaro
    Try and cool down, partner.
[05:06] Shotaro
    Using Fang hasn't gotten you this
     close to berserk in a long time.
[05:09] Philip
    Right...
[05:10] Philip
    The revulsion I feel for our foe
     has me a bit frenzied.
[05:13] Philip
    But with our wills combined,
    I can maintain control, Shotaro.
[05:17] Shotaro
    Don't be too hard on him.
[05:19] Shotaro
    Kid Dragonfly here apparently doesn't
    amount to much outside of video games.
[05:23] Meganeura
    What did you say?!
[05:25] Meganeura
    Screw you!
[05:26] Meganeura
    I had you totally powerless
    with my godly skills before!
[05:34] Monako
    I feel... really heavy.
[05:36] Philip
    Not a problem.
[05:38] Philip
    Fang Joker has the greatest
    mobility of all W's forms.
[05:42] Philip
    And I've already researched
    how his power works!
[05:45] Megaenura
    Hey, dumbass! You've got trash aim!
[05:49] Shotaro
    Damn it... can't move...
[05:51] Meganeura
    How's being a little faster
    gonna help you dodge this?!
[05:55] Meganeura
    You'll be Swiss cheese!
[05:57] Philip
    I will admit...
[05:58] Philip
    You are a powerful Dopant.
[06:02] Philip
    You've defied our expectations
[06:05] Philip
    by awakening new powers,
    one after another.
[06:07] Philip
    A truly fascinating display.
[06:09] Philip
    But your complete dedication
    to offense is a weakness.
[06:14] Meganeura
    What are you talking about?
[06:16] Philip
    Consider those massive compound eyes.
[06:18] Philip
    You would have omnidirectional vision,
    if you used them effectively.
[06:21] Philip
    But due to your habits
    from your human form,
[06:24] Philip
    your eyes are locked forward,
    on the foe you're trying to vanquish.
[06:27] Philip
    And that is why you have lost.
[06:30] Megaenura
    What the hell are you babbling about?!
[06:33] Philip
    In essence...
[06:34] Philip
    If you had been looking behind you,
    you would've noticed my strategy.
[06:37] Philip
    Which is to say...
[06:39] Philip
    You'd have seen the true purpose of
    the Shoulder Fang I threw before!
[06:52] Philip
    Incidentally, that initial bit of
    praise was a stalling tactic.
[06:57] Shotaro
    I get it.
[06:58] Shotaro
    The boomerang's return was
    gonna be the real attack.
[07:08] Tokime
    Is this...?
[07:09] Philip
    Precisely.
[07:10] Philip
    That's what was responsible for the attack
    that dulls his enemy's movement.
[07:14] Tokime
    There are so many of those smaller wings!
[07:16] Philip
    There are insects whose wings become
    invisible due to high-speed oscillation.
[07:21] Philip
    You grew a full body's worth
    of invisible wings in combat,
[07:24] Philip
    and made them vibrate in unison.
[07:26] Philip
    The special vibrations that this emitted
[07:29] Philip
    were enough to apply debilitating pressure
[07:31] Philip
    to those in your surroundings.
[07:35] Shotaro
    You really are awesome, Philip.
[07:39] Philip
    I wouldn't say so.
[07:40] Philip
    I'm just your average, jealous human.
[07:46] Philip
    And with that last cheap trick exposed,
[07:50] Philip
    it seems our dirty gamer is out of options.
[07:52] Philip
    Now, it's time...
[07:57] Philip
    To count up your sins!
[07:58] Meganeura
    M-Make me!
SIGN    Fang Maximum Drive!
[08:10] Shotaro/Philip
    Fang Strizer!
[08:18] Meganeura
    Damn it all!
[08:31] Mihara
    I... I'm not done.
[08:33] Mihara
    I haven't lost this game...
[08:42] Philip
    Things on this end are taken care of.
[08:44] Philip
    Were you able to handle things
     there, Ryu Terui?
[08:48] Terui
    Are you really asking that?
[08:52] Terui
    Philip... do not ask me stupid questions.
[08:56] Philip
    A fair point. Thank you.
[09:00] Akiko
    Hey! Guys!
[09:04] Akiko
    Here.
[09:05] Monako
    Thanks.
[09:07] Tokime
    I'm glad you're okay.
[09:09] Tokime
    You weren't hurt, right?
[09:10] Monako
    I'm okay. Thanks for everything.
[09:17] Monako
    I guess you're the famous Kamen Rider.
[09:20] Philip
    Yes.
[09:21] Philip
    Although I'd rather you
    keep our identity a secret.
[09:25] Philip
    Much like you do with Megu Kazamatsuri.
[09:30] Philip
    Until a time that this city
    can know true peace...
[09:36] Monako
    You got it.
[09:39] Monako
    Um, can I ask one favor, though?
[09:42] Philip
    What's that?
[09:43] Monako
    Will you keep protecting that
    pretentious detective?
[09:48] Monako
    The nice stuff he said helped me
     to figure out my path in life.
[09:55] Monako
    I'm super grateful to him,
[09:58] Monako
    but he's such a nice guy,
[10:00] Monako
    I kinda think it might get him killed.
[10:03] Monako
    And I could never tell him in person, so...
[10:06] Monako
    Please, look after him.
[10:11] Philip
    My apologies, really.
[10:13] Philip
    Of course. I fully intend to protect him.
[10:16] Philip
    Always.
[10:18] Akiko
    When they've got the Belts on...
[10:20] Akiko
    Philip and Shotaro's minds are linked.
[10:23] Tokime
    So that entire conversation...
[10:26] Shotaro
    I heard the whole thing!
SIGN    Nap Room
[10:28] Shotaro
    What's the big idea, Monako?!
[10:31] Shotaro
    I'm a Kamen Rider, too, y'know!
[10:34] Shotaro
    And why is one of these things still alive?!
[10:36] Shotaro
    Philip, get back here already!
[10:39] Shotaro
    Come on!
[10:46] Monako
    Maji-P...
[10:48] Monako
    I just got back.
[10:52] Majima
    Moriguchi!
[10:54] Majima
    I'm so glad...
[10:57] Majima
    So glad you're okay.
[10:58] Majima
    It's such a relief.
[11:02] Monako
    Maji-P...
[11:08] Majima
    I can't thank you all enough.
[11:11] Majima
    You kept Moriguchi safe to the end.
[11:13] Shotaro
    Don't mention it.
[11:14] Shotaro
    Sorry I had to crash in your nap room.
[11:18] Shotaro
    The case ended up being taken care of
     by the police and Kamen Rider...
[11:23] Shotaro
    Wouldn't you say?
[11:24] Philip
    True enough.
[11:25] Majima
    Kamen Rider? I had no idea!
[11:30] Majima
    What is it? Are you hurt?
[11:34] Monako
    Is this my fault?
SIGN    Fuuto PD
[11:36] Monako
    If I had made up my mind
    about being Megu sooner,
[11:40] Monako
    maybe Ms. Koizumi wouldn't have hated me,
[11:42] Monako
    and none of this other
    stuff would've happened.
[11:45] Akiko
    Come on, Monako, that's—
[11:47] Majima
    That's in no way true!
[11:49] Majima
    You care about Monrado
    more than anyone else!
[11:53] Majima
    That's why you worked so
    hard doing the idol work,
[11:55] Majima
    when you didn't want to!
[11:57] Majima
    Isn't that right?!
[11:58] Majima
    I was right there with you
     when we made Monrado,
[12:01] Majima
    so I know it better than anyone!
[12:04] Monako
    Maji-P...
[12:05] Majima
    If anyone's at fault for what
    happened with Koizumi, it's me.
[12:10] Majima
    I should've made it clear how hard you
    were working to the others...
[12:16] Majima
    Along with how much I value you.
[12:24] Majima
    The fact that we won't be
    making games together anymore
[12:28] Majima
    is a real shame.
[12:31] Shotaro
    What exactly do you mean, Majima?
[12:33] Shotaro
    You two aren't gonna
    work together anymore?
[12:36] Majima
    I actually got into a heated
    argument with one of our executives.
[12:40] Majima
    I'm going to be leaving MAX SOFT.
[12:43] Majima
    Monrado is our company's biggest hit,
[12:46] Majima
    and Megu Kazamatsuri was
     its ultimate poster girl.
[12:50] Majima
    Upper management has been
    set on exploiting her,
[12:53] Majima
    with no concern for the toll on Moriguchi...
[12:56] Majima
    They dismissed the threats
    we received as being a joke,
[13:01] Majima
    and when I asked for additional security
     for the secret performance,
[13:04] Majima
    they shot me down.
[13:07] Majima
    Worse still, without a second
     thought to Moriguchi's safety,
[13:10] Majima
    they forced that live stream through.
SIGN    Majima
SIGN    I reviewed the threatening letter, but the event will go
    forward in order to not disappoint our fans.
     Contact me if anything happens.
[13:15] Majima
    I'd had all I could stand of their arrogance.
SIGN     Executive Suite
[13:25] (Flashback) Majima
    Don't you know who Moriguchi is?
[13:28] (Flashback) Majima
    She's invaluable to this company...
[13:29] (Flashback) Majima
    No, she's invaluable to me!
[13:33] (Flashback) Majima
    And you... you just...
[13:35] (Flashback) Majima
    You greedy bastards!
[13:41] (Flashback) Akiko
    Then this really was a toxic workplace!
[13:45] Tokime
    Wait, so your hand...
[13:49] Majima
    Right.
[13:50] Akiko
    You've been trying to protect Monako
[13:52] Akiko
    this whole time behind
    the scenes, huh, Majima?
[13:54] Monako
    That's why you kept disappearing, Maji-P.
[13:58] Majima
    And at a time when you
    were rightfully worried.
[14:01] Majima
    I'm sorry I kept bailing on you, Moriguchi.
[14:03] Monako
    Aw, c-come on!
[14:05] Majima
    Still, I think I've made clear how
    crucial you are to upper management.
[14:11] Majima
    From now on, you should focus
    on doing what you want to.
[14:14] Majima
    You won't need to put up with work
    that you don't want to do anymore.
[14:16] Monako
    B-But...
[14:18] Monako
    What're you gonna do now, Maji-P?
[14:23] Majima
    Either find a position somewhere else...
[14:26] Majima
    Or start my own business, I guess.
[14:31] Monako
    In that case...
[14:34] Monako
    I'm gonna work there, too!
[14:37] Majima
    But Moriguchi, you've...
[14:39] Monako
    You and me built Monrado
    from scratch, y'know?
[14:44] Monako
    It just wouldn't be the
    same without you around!
[14:49] Monako
    So...
[14:50] Monako
    let's start over from scratch!
[14:53] Monako
    And this time,
[14:54] Monako
    whether it's programming,
    modeling, or singing...
[14:57] Monako
    I'm ready to do whatever it takes.
[15:02] Shotaro
    Sounds good.
[15:05] Monako
    Maji-P?
[15:13] Majima
    Moriguchi!
[15:14] Majima
    Moriguchi!
[15:16] Monako
    Whoa!
[15:18] Majima
    I'm so glad you're coming with me!
[15:18] Monako
    Maji-P, everyone's watching!
[15:20] Monako
    I can't breathe!
[15:22] Monako
    You're grossing me out!
SIGN    No boys allowed!
SIGN    Thou shalt not pass!
[15:47] Tokime
    I'm ready.
[15:49] Akiko
    Very, very nice! It really suits you!
[15:52] Tokime
    Is this okay, though?
    Buying me new clothes...
[15:55] Shotaro
    I can't have my assistant
    running around in rags, can I?
[15:59] Shotaro
    That'd be a bad look
    for the town's top PI.
[16:03] Akiko
    Be sure to thank him later!
[16:04] Akiko
    Shotaro picked it all out.
[16:07] Akiko
    Even got the size right!
[16:09] Shotaro
    I said not to tell her, Akiko!
[16:11] Shotaro
    Ow, ow, ow...
[16:13] Akiko
    Wow, did you forget you're still injured?
[16:15] Shotaro
    Well maybe if you didn't blab about—
[16:17] Akiko
    Yeah, yeah, calm your butt down.
[16:17] Shotaro
    That really, really, really hurts...
[16:20] Tokime
    Thanks, Shotaro.
[16:23] Shotaro
    S-Sure thing.
[16:24] Frog Pod (Tokime)
    Thanks, Shotaro.
[16:26] Frog Pod (Shotaro)
    S-Sure thing.
[16:28] Frog Pod (Tokime)
    Thanks, Shotaro.
[16:29] Tokime
    That voice...
[16:30] Shotaro
    Don't replay people's conversations, damn it!
[16:33] Akiko
    Aw, someone's feeling bashful!
[16:38] Tokime
    Are you welcoming me?
[16:43] Tokime
    Thanks. Let's see...
[16:46] Tokime
    Frog Pod.
[16:48] Tokime
    Stag Phone.
[16:50] Tokime
    Spider Shock.
[16:52] Tokime
    Denden Sensor.
[16:54] Tokime
    And Bat Shot!
[16:58] Shotaro
    My eyes!
[16:59] Shotaro
    Enough already!
[17:01] Tokime
    And you made them all, Philip?
[17:04] Philip
    Not all of them, no.
[17:06] Philip
    But they're all indispensable comrades
     who make our investigations possible.
[17:11] Philip
    And I'd like to welcome...
[17:15] Philip
    An additional Stag Phone
    who will be joining the team.
[17:21] Tokime
    This color...
[17:23] Tokime
    That's what you were working on?
[17:25] Philip
    I knew you didn't have a way of
    getting in touch with Shotaro and Aki.
[17:30] Philip
    But then we started bickering...
[17:33] Philip
    Awkward timing, to say the least.
[17:40] Tokime
    Thanks, Philip.
[17:42] Philip
    You're quite welcome, Tokime.
[17:45] Philip
    It's a pleasure to be working with you.
[17:46] Akiko
    Good to see they've calmed down, huh?
[17:50] Shotaro
    I'd say so.
[17:52] Shotaro
    Gotta admit...
[17:53] Shotaro
    I really didn't put in*
    a good showing on this case.
[17:58] Shotaro
    Got hurt bad, ended up
    collapsing partway through...
[18:03] Shotaro
    And the beef between Tokime
    and Philip that I was worried about
[18:05] Shotaro
    ended up solved without my help.
[18:09] Shotaro
    Still, all's well that ends well.
[18:13] Shotaro
    Might not've been painless,
[18:15] Shotaro
    but everyone ended up
    getting what they wanted.
[18:23] Shotaro
    The culprit, Mutsuo Mihara, a.k.a. Murder,
[18:26] Shotaro
    was arrested by the police.
[18:28] Shotaro
    From the sound of it,
[18:29] Shotaro
    Mihara will go through Gaia Memory
    withdrawal at the police hospital.
[18:34] Shotaro
    You get what you deserve, I guess.
[18:37] Shotaro
    Midori Koizumi's being
    questioned by the police, too.
[18:41] Shotaro
    The only silver lining for her
[18:42] Shotaro
    is that she didn't end up
    an accomplice to murder.
[18:46] Shotaro
    As for our clients, Maji-P and Monako...
[18:50] Shotaro
    They've both left MAX SOFT
    and are running a new game company.
[18:54] Shotaro
    The Monrado fanbase are probably
    gonna be worse off for it,
[18:59] Shotaro
    but they'll just need to hang on for a bit.
[19:02] Shotaro
    An all-new game is gonna be launching
    from Fuuto soon enough.
[19:08] Shotaro
    And it won't take that long.
[19:10] Akiko
    Here you go.
[19:12] Shotaro
    Thanks.
[19:16] Shotaro
    This is great!
[19:18] Akiko
    I know, right? Ryu made it!
[19:21] Terui
    Hidari's coffee isn't fit
    for human consumption.
[19:26] Terui
    I'm heading back to the station.
[19:28] Akiko
    Be safe, Ryu!
[19:30] Terui
    Right.
[19:31] Terui
    I'm probably going to be
    late getting home tonight.
[19:33] Terui
    You can turn in first, Chief.
[19:36] Tokime
    He calls you... "Chief"?
[19:39] Tokime
    When you're his wife?
[19:40] Akiko
    Yeah! And he just won't let it go!
[19:43] Akiko
    Isn't it awful?
[19:44] Akiko
    "It's what I called you before we
    were married. Nothing else feels right."
[19:47] Akiko
    What kind of excuse is that?!
[19:50] Philip
    Aki!
[19:52] Philip
    I understand what you were
    talking about after looking it up!
[19:55] Aki
    What was I talking about?
[19:56] Philip
    Regarding emotional
    relationships between men...
[20:00] Philip
    It seems romance between men is possible!
[20:05] Shotaro
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[20:06] Philip
    You must not have known, Shotaro!
[20:09] Philip
    It's quite a fascinating subject!
[20:11] Shotaro
    Akiko, what exactly did
    you teach him about?!
[20:14] Akiko
    Uh, it was more of, like, a hypothetical?
[20:16] Akiko
    In the heat of the moment...
[20:18] Akiko
    Or, y'know...
[20:19] Philip
    It is truly, honestly fascinating!
[20:22] Philip
    You had no idea, did you, Shotaro?
[20:23] Tokime
    Philip really is a strange one.
[20:24] Philip
    It's really quite fascinating!
[20:30] Terui
    How's Mihara doing?
[20:31] Jinno
    Still hasn't said a word.
[20:34] Terui
    Regardless...
[20:35] Terui
    Most Memory criminals aren't
    that lucid after being arrested.
[20:40] Terui
    We might still get a lead
    on the distribution network.
[20:43] Terui
    Come on.
[20:44] Jinno/Makura
    Right.
[20:46] Mihara
    Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[20:48] Mihara
    It's not over!
[20:50] Mihara
    My game still isn't over, damn it!
[20:52] Bando
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[20:55] Mihara
    I-Is that you, Bando?
[20:58] Mihara
    Did you come to get me out of here?!
[21:00] Bando
    I wouldn't put it that way.
[21:02] Bando
    I'm not here to help you,
[21:04] Bando
    but to clean up your mess.
[21:07] Bando
    Witnessing Fang Joker
    in battle was a boon...
[21:11] Bando
    But sadly, you provided little else.
[21:13] Bando
    If you're simply going to loiter at the
     threshold of becoming a High Dope...
[21:16] Bando
    Then you won't be needed in our city.
[21:19] Mihara
    H-Hang on, man...
[21:21] Bando
    Besides, you've turned a blind eye
    to your own shortcomings,
[21:25] Bando
    without any thought
    towards self-improvement.
[21:27] Bando
    Instead, you've blamed your
    competition for your failures,
[21:29] Bando
    going as far as to seek
    murderous revenge upon them.
[21:34] Bando
    To put a fine point on it...
[21:36] Bando
    You are filth.
[21:38] Bando
    There were only two possible outcomes:
[21:40] Bando
    Either joining us...
[21:42] Bando
    Or being erased.
SIGN    Aurora.
[21:54] Aurora
    It seems the game that is your life...
[21:57] Aurora
    has come to an end.
[22:11] Nurse
    Mr. Mihara, the police are here to—
[22:18] Terui
    What is this?
[22:27] Aurora
    Filth must be cleansed.
[22:29] Aurora
    That's simple maintenance for any city.
[22:34] Aurora
    Are you itching for action?
[22:37] Aurora
    I wouldn't be in such a rush.
[22:40] Aurora
    The rest of you are a poor
    fit for assassination.
[22:44] Aurora
    An attack from Brachiosaurus
    would level the entire hospital.
[22:49] Aurora
    And your kills, Scream,
    leave too big a mess.
[22:52] Aurora
    The one among us who can kill
    in the most picturesque fashion...
[22:56] Aurora
    is me!
SIGN    Healing Princess NEO
SIGN    Healing Princess NEO
[24:31] Tokime
    Thanks for all your hard work out there!
[24:33] Tokime
    This is Healing Princess NEO,
    and I'm your host, Tokime!
[24:36] Tokime
    We're starting with this segment again:
[24:38] Tokime
    "Tell Me, Detective Terui!" Honk honk!
[24:40] Tokime
    This one is from "Let's Begin the Search."
[24:43] Tokime
    "If you and Philip were partners,
[24:45] Tokime
    W's basic form would be a green
    and red combination for Cyclone Accel,
[24:49] Tokime
    but I think going with the red
    and red Heat Accel
[24:52] Tokime
    would have a nice, unified look."
[24:54] Tokime
    What do you have to say, Terui?
[24:55] Terui
    Do not question me!
SIGN    D
    O
    
    N
    O
    T
SIGN    Q
    U
    E
    S
    T
    I
    O
    N
    
    M
    E
[24:57] Tokime
    And there's our quota! See you next time!

Season 1

E7 - The Closed k / Dynamic Duo, Deserted

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[00:05] Shotaro
    A bomb cyclone hit Fuuto that day
[00:09] Shotaro
    and whipped up an out-of-season blizzard.
[00:14] Shotaro
    Which wasn't a problem in and of itself.
[00:17] Shotaro
    No one expects the weather
    forecast to always get it right.
[00:20] Shotaro
    The real problem was that...
[00:23] Shotaro
    on that day, of all days,
[00:25] Shotaro
    we were in the mountains picking
    mushrooms for some reason!
[00:29] Philip
    Behold, Shotaro!
[00:31] Philip
    The amanita fulva is intact!
[00:34] Shotaro
    Maybe instead of the shrooms,
[00:36] Shotaro
    you should be worried about us!
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    The Closed k / Dynamic Duo, Deserted
SIGN    • Stylish! • Slick! * My hubby is a bike.
[02:20] Tokime
    "My hubby is a bike!"
[02:24] Tokime
    She probably means "is riding a bike."
[02:30] Terui
    He seems to have taken a liking to you.
[02:32] Akiko
    Oh, Mick sure has!
[02:34] Akiko
    Even though I've known him way longer!
[02:37] Tokime
    You came to talk with Shotaro, right?
[02:40] Terui
    Mutsuo Mihara...
[02:42] Terui
    The culprit behind the Meganeura
    case has been murdered.
[02:48] Terui
    He was under tight security.
[02:51] Terui
    And the way he died is... improbable.
[02:53] Terui
    I think something is brewing in Fuuto.
[02:56] Terui
    I was hoping to share intel.
[03:00] Terui
    Strange that the two of them aren't back yet.
[03:02] Akiko
    Oh, right.
[03:03] Akiko
    It started with Philip falling down a
    rabbit hole researching mushrooms.
[03:07] Akiko
    This whatever-it-was mushroom
    he was most interested in?
[03:09] Akiko
    Shotaro tells him,
[03:10] Akiko
    "Hey, I saw those up in the
    Kazafuki Mountains, back in the day."
[03:13] Akiko
    And Philip's all "By all means,
     escort me to them."
[03:17] Akiko
    And of course, with Shotaro
    being a people pleaser,
[03:20] Akiko
    he's like, "Guess it couldn't
    hurt to take some time off!"
[03:22] Akiko
    Can you believe it?!
[03:25] Terui
    Chief...
[03:26] Terui
    You're making this sound like
    some light-hearted antics,
[03:30] Terui
    but given the weather...
[03:32] Terui
    Isn't that a recipe for getting stranded?
[03:37] Akiko
    I strandidn't think of that.
[03:50] Shotaro
    Hey! Buildings!
[04:03] Philip
    This place is abandoned.
[04:05] Shotaro
    Damn it!
[04:09] Philip
    Shotaro, someone's coming!
[04:19] Shotaro
    A-Abominable snow woman!
[04:29] Kanna
    Did you two get lost in the blizzard?
[04:33] Shotaro
    Oh, you must be a local!
[04:38] Kanna
    This way, quick!
[04:43] Shotaro
    We're saved!
[04:49] Shotaro
    There's probably a house
    around here somewhere.
[04:53] Philip
    "A house"...
[04:55] Philip
    would be an understatement.
[05:01] Kanna
    Come on, you two! This way, quickly!
[05:06] Shotaro
    Cold... So cold! What a relief!
[05:09] Philip
    Thank you.
[05:10] Philip
    You've saved our lives.
[05:13] Kanna
    I just happened to see you two.
[05:17] Shotaro
    Is this mansion yours, miss?
[05:21] Kanna
    No. It's not.
[05:24] Kanna
    I'll ask the owner to let you two
     take shelter during the blizzard.
[05:28] Kanna
    Could you wait here while I do?
[05:30] Shotaro
    You bet!
[05:31] Shotaro
    Even the entryway is a lot
    warmer than it was out there.
[05:38] Kanna
    Oh.
[05:39] Kanna
    There's one other thing I need to ask.
[05:42] Kanna
    Don't let anyone in the mansion
    know that you've seen my face.
[05:49] Kanna
    Can you promise me that?
[05:52] Shotaro
    Well, sure.
[05:54] Shotaro
    Considering you saved our lives...
[06:05] Shotaro
    No signal here, either.
[06:07] Philip
    Likely because of the weather.
[06:10] Philip
    The master of the house is ready to see you.
[06:18] Philip
    Something about her seems different.
[06:21] Philip
    Like her voice is somehow muffled.
[06:24] Shotaro
    I was more focused on how low-cut
    that dress of hers is in the back.
[06:28] Shotaro
    Wouldn't have guessed she'd
    have such wild fashion sense.
[07:05] Kuya
    Hey there.
[07:06] Kuya
    A pleasure to meet you.
    I'm the master of the premises.
[07:11] Kiku
    We weren't expecting visitors
    at a time like this.
[07:14] Kuya
    Well, it's not like we could sit back
[07:16] Kuya
    and let them freeze to death, Grandmother.
[07:19] Kuya
    Now then, you boys...
[07:23] Kuya
    Here's a riddle.
[07:25] Kuya
    What do you think we're up to in this house?
[07:33] Philip
    A particularly eccentric
    masquerade ball
[07:37] Philip
    is the only description that
    comes to my mind.
[07:41] Kuya
    That's the natural conclusion.
[07:44] Shotaro
    I'm not so sure.
[07:46] Shotaro
    If you're out to have a good
    time with these ladies,
[07:50] Shotaro
    it's weird that you'd have them
    strap on such nasty masks.
[07:53] Shotaro
    Something about that makes me think
[07:55] Shotaro
    there's more going on here
    than just crazy aesthetics.
[07:57] Shotaro
    Another thing.
[07:59] Shotaro
    If this was just a party to
     entertain the big man,
[08:01] Shotaro
    wouldn't the older lady be a distraction?
[08:03] Shotaro
    But instead, she's seated in front
    of the fancy folding screen.
[08:06] Shotaro
    Like she's the important one.
[08:08] Shotaro
    Which is why I don't think
    this is just any party.
[08:13] Kuya
    What do you think it is, then?
[08:15] Shotaro
    To be honest, it's so surreal
    it could be out of a fairy tale...
[08:21] Shotaro
    Specifically, a fox's wedding.
[08:27] Kuya
    What's your name, friend?
    What do you do for a living?
[08:31] Shotaro
    I'm Shotaro Hidari. This is Philip.
[08:34] Shotaro
    We're both private detectives.
[08:36] Kuya
    That explains it!
[08:38] Kuya
    I'm impressed.
    You've got some sharp insight.
[08:40] Kuya
    You were more or less on the right track!
[08:43] Shotaro
    Say what now?
[08:45] Kiku
    He's right.
[08:46] Kiku
    This is about finding a wife.
[08:48] Kiku
    Selecting one of these candidates
    to marry him, specifically.
[08:53] Kiku
    These four girls are the foxes in question.
[08:56] Kuya
    I'm looking to choose the
    temptress that suits me the best.
[09:00] Kuya
    And there you have it.
[09:03] Kuya
    I'm Kuya Kagamino.
[09:05] Kuya
    The master of the Kagamino residence.
[09:07] Shotaro
    Wait, is it okay for you to
    take the mask off?
[09:10] Kuya
    Well, everyone connected to the
    house already knows what I look like.
[09:14] Kuya
    My mask is just supposed
    to make me harder to read.
[09:18] Kiku
    I can explain it to them, dear.
[09:20] Kuya
    This is Kiku Kagamino, my grandmother.
[09:24] Shotaro
    Kiku's explanation wasn't
    exactly easy to swallow.
[09:28] Shotaro
    It involved an old marriage custom
    followed in this settlement.
[09:32] Shotaro
    This village, called Kiritoshi,
    was home to a gold mine.
[09:36] Shotaro
    That plus its hot springs
[09:37] Shotaro
    made it a popular tourist spot,
    even among Fuuto's other attractions.
[09:40] Shotaro
    Hardly anyone comes around anymore,
    so it's functionally been abandoned.
[09:45] Shotaro
    But the Kagamino family,
    who were basically local royalty,
[09:49] Shotaro
    still live here, with their
    massive fortune still intact.
[09:53] Shotaro
    They've got all kinds of golden goods,
    and works of art to spare.
[09:59] Kuya
    All of which were mine to inherit.
[10:02] Kuya
    Though I've been selling it off bit by bit
     to live a life of sweet indulgence.
[10:07] Kiku
    The family has enough wealth
    that he can afford to do so.
[10:11] Kiku
    As you can imagine, there's been no shortage
    of women looking to marry into it.
[10:15] Kiku
    In order to make sure the bride was chosen
[10:18] Kiku
    for their personality,
    and not just their face,
[10:21] Kiku
    we have them meet with
    the head of the family
[10:24] Kiku
    while wearing the masks used
    to ward off evil spirits.
[10:26] Kiku
    That was how the tradition came to be.
[10:29] Kiku
    I did the same thing when
     I married his grandfather.
[10:32] Koyomi
    That's right.
[10:34] Koyomi
    Which means we're all aiming
    to marry the master here.
[10:39] Kei
    Today's the second day.
[10:41] Kei
    The four candidates spend four days
    in the mansion making their case.
[10:45] Kurumi
    The rules are simple.
[10:47] Kurumi
    Whoever captures his affections
    over the four days is the winner.
[10:52] Kurumi
    But if your face or name ever get out,
[10:57] Kurumi
    you're immediately disqualified.
[10:59] Shotaro
    I get it.
[11:01] Shotaro
    So that's why our lady in white
[11:03] Shotaro
    wanted us to keep quiet
    about seeing under her mask.
[11:08] Kuya
    My parents died when I was young.
[11:11] Kuya
    Grandmother's raised me ever since.
[11:14] Kuya
    So, when I decided to settle down,
    I figured I'd do things her way.
[11:20] Kuya
    The four of them were
    chosen by Grandmother.
[11:24] Kuya
    If she's satisfied with them, then so am I.
[11:28] Kurumi
    So, can we drop the explanations already?
[11:30] Koyomi
    I'm all for that.
[11:31] Koyomi
    We're already fighting to get as much
    time with the master as possible.
[11:35] Koyomi
    And since I can't show him my darling looks,
[11:38] Koyomi
    it's down to conversation to win him over.
[11:41] Koyomi
    Although some folks are betting it
    all on everything but their heads...
[11:46] Kei
    Excuse me?! Who are you
    talking about, exactly?
[11:48] Koyomi
    I didn't mention who, sweetie.
[11:50] Kei
    You were looking at me, weren't you?
[11:51] Koyomi
    Lord, talk about self-conscious!
[11:54] Kei
    Sounds more like you!
[11:55] Kei
    I've got my doubts about
    those "darling looks."
[11:57] Kei
    You're lucky this is a masquerade!
[11:59] Kei
    It'll save everyone from
     losing their lunch!
[12:01] Koyomi
    Right back at you, girly!
[12:03] Koyomi
    You wouldn't believe how glad I am
     to miss out on that nasty mug of yours!
[12:09] Kuya
    Come on, let's all settle down a bit.
[12:11] Kuya
    The night is young.
[12:16] Kuya
    With that being the case, gentlemen,
[12:18] Kuya
    I need to continue
    to entertain these ladies.
[12:22] Kuya
    The blizzard's of no consequence.
[12:25] Kuya
    And thanks to our financial resources,
[12:27] Kuya
    we have food and back-up power to spare.
[12:31] Philip
    That would explain
    why it's so warm.
[12:34] Kuya
    The only way to the village is a tunnel
    that's likely been buried in snow.
[12:38] Kuya
    This manor will be isolated
    for the immediate future.
[12:42] Kuya
    The only ones present within it
[12:44] Kuya
    are one of my Grandmother's friends,
    who's been trapped here by the snow,
[12:48] Kuya
    and the nine of us in this room—my
    butler included—for a total of ten.
[12:52] Kuya
    We could easily survive
    for six months without leaving.
[12:57] Kiku
    This is part of the tradition.
[12:59] Kiku
    You'll need to wear masks
    while in the house.
[13:03] Shotaro
    We really appreciate
    the hospitality, mister.
[13:06] Kuya
    I've simply taken a liking to you two.
[13:10] Kuya
    The way you reacted to this
    bizarre setup so calmly...
[13:14] Kuya
    Our dynamic detective duo
    seems to be something special.
[13:24] Shotaro
    You gotta figure this setup
    only draws in gold diggers, right?
[13:30] Shotaro
    I've got real doubts about him
    finding a nice gal in this bunch.
[13:37] Philip
    Shotaro, you've forgotten exactly
    what Kuya Kagamino said.
[13:42] Philip
    He never mentioned choosing a good
    person from among the four candidates.
[13:47] (Flashback) Kuya
    I'm looking to choose the
    temptress that suits me the best.
[13:53] Shotaro
    Sounds kinda messed up.
[13:57] Shotaro
    Something wrong?
[13:59] Philip
    These are amanita fulva...
[14:01] Philip
    I remember now.
[14:03] Philip
    The Library noted that they're
    toxic when eaten raw,
[14:05] Philip
    but have a lovely flavor
    when used to make broth.
[14:10] Shotaro
    Makes sense, I guess.
[14:11] Shotaro
    They do grow around here.
[14:13] Shotaro
    Good for you, too. Now you
    even know what they taste like.
[14:16] Philip
    My interest has rather suddenly deflated.
[14:18] Philip
    To have them served up on a platter,
    after risking our lives to obtain them...
[14:23] Bando
    Hello there.
[14:25] Bando
    You're the two who were
    lost in the blizzard, I take it?
[14:31] Bando
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
     My name is Kanamori.
[14:34] Shotaro
    Oh, you must be Kiku's friend.
[14:37] Shotaro
    I was imagining someone a lot older.
[14:40] Bando
    I'm a antique art dealer,
    operating out of Kogarashi Hill.
[14:43] Bando
    Mrs. Kiku is one of my regular clients.
[14:46] Bando
    I was happy to be invited to advise
     in her son's engagement,
[14:50] Bando
    but then the snow hit...
[14:51] Bando
    I'm in quite a pickle.
[14:55] Bando
    Although I suppose it may be fate.
[15:03] Bando
    My, my, how dreadful.
[15:06] Bando
    It's been said those involved with
    Gaia Memories are drawn to each other...
[15:11] Bando
    But I never expected to encounter the
    Kamen Rider duo in a place like this.
[15:16] Bando
    I believe tonight will prove
    to be most stimulating.
[15:33] Shotaro
    I really shouldn't...
[15:34] Shotaro
    But job habits mean I get restless
     when there's something bugging me.
[15:43] Shotaro
    Oh, it's you. You scared me.
[15:48] Shotaro
    Hey, whoa there!
[15:49] Shotaro
    Weren't you supposed to
    keep your face hidden?
[15:52] Kanna
    My name's Kanna Kubokura!
[15:55] Kanna
    I don't care about marrying him anymore!
[15:58] Kanna
    So, please...
[15:59] Kanna
    Save me, Mr. Detective!
[16:01] Kanna
    If you don't... I know I'll...
[16:09] Kanna
    I'm sorry.
[16:13] Kanna
    Forget I said anything.
[16:15] Shotaro
    Hey!
[16:37] Shotaro
    She... She's dead.
[16:52] Shotaro
    A Dopant?!
[16:57] Alcohol
    Ah, that's one less bridal candidate!
[17:02] Alcohol
    And I feel fantastic!
SIGN    Stag! Bat!
[17:24] Shotaro
    Philip! You're a life-saver!
[17:29] Shotaro
    Let's do it!
SIGN    Cyclone!
SIGN    Joker!
[17:34] Philip/Shotaro
    Transform!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[17:55] Alcohol
    Feeling so good!
[18:05] Alcohol
    So good...
SIGN    Heat! Joker!
[18:13] Shotaro
    Philip...
[18:15] Shotaro
    You saved us by using our right hand
[18:17] Shotaro
    to swap memories in time.
[18:23] Shotaro
    Heat helped us withstand it,
[18:25] Shotaro
    but where the hell did the
    explosion come from?
[18:28] Philip
    I've deduced the nature of the Memory.
[18:30] Philip
    It's Alcohol.
[18:31] Shotaro
    Alcohol? As in, like, booze?
[18:34] Philip
    The substance contained within the
    enemy's semi-translucent, blob-like body
[18:38] Philip
    oozed out from the epidermis.
[18:40] Philip
    It splashed us,
[18:42] Philip
    and was then ignited by the enemy's heat ray.
[18:44] Philip
    Alcohol is highly combustible, after all.
[18:47] Shotaro
    Sounds to me
[18:49] Shotaro
    like if we go on the attack,
    we can start a little fire ourselves!
[19:04] Shotaro
    What the hell is going on here?
[19:06] Shotaro
    This whole time...
[19:08] Shotaro
    It's like none of our attacks
    are having any effect!
[19:11] Shotaro
    Even with all the fire!
[19:13] Philip
    Shotaro, have you ever
    fought a drunk before?
[19:17] Shotaro
    With my job?
    All the damn time, pal.
[19:20] Philip
    Then you know how dangerous they can be.
[19:22] Philip
    Alcohol has a numbing effect on pain
     once it permeates the system.
[19:27] Philip
    Even injury can prove little
    hindrance to a drunken rampage.
[19:30] Shotaro
    You're saying the Dopant's immune to pain?!
[19:34] Alcohol
    Oh, I feel great!
[19:36] Shotaro
    Well, this is one hell of a problem.
[19:39] Philip
    A fearsome foe indeed.
[19:51] Shotaro
    Just ran off, huh?
[19:53] Philip
    I don't see any sign of footprints
    on the snowfield.
[19:58] Philip
    Which means that the Dopant
    responsible for this murder...
[20:01] Philip
    is someone inside of this mansion.
[20:10] Philip
    This killer became a Dopant; a monster,
    transformed by a Gaia Memory.
[20:15] Shotaro
    We handle Gaia Memory
    cases pretty regularly.
[20:18] Shotaro
    We'd appreciate it if you'd let us
    take charge, given what's happened.
[20:22] Philip
    It can be away from the eyes
    of Mr. Kuya Kagamino,
[20:25] Philip
    but we need to know the identities
    of the women in attendance.
[20:29] Philip
    We are disturbingly short
    on details, at the moment.
[20:31] Shotaro
    We'll need a word with you two, as well.
[20:34] Kiku
    Well, I suppose as long
    as Kuya doesn't see them...
[20:39] Kiku
    It might be for the best.
[20:41] Kuya
    I say we let them handle it, Grandmother.
[20:43] Kurumi
    Hang on!
[20:44] Kurumi
    Hypothetically... like, just imagine?
[20:46] Kurumi
    Say the monster shows up again
[20:48] Kurumi
    and kills all the other
    bride candidates... except one.
[20:51] Kurumi
    Even if you didn't like that last one...
[20:53] Kei
    What are you even talking about?
[20:55] Kurumi
    Would you still choose her?
[20:58] Kurumi
    When she might be the killer?
[21:00] Kuya
    A foolish question.
[21:02] Kuya
    You're talking to a man
    who's prepared to marry
[21:04] Kuya
    a woman whose face he's never even seen,
     before even knowing her identity.
[21:08] Kuya
    Any girl who survives this
    might be scarier than a monster.
[21:11] Kuya
    You're damn right I'd marry her.
[21:15] Kurumi
    Awesome!
[21:17] Philip
    No one involved in this arrangement is sane.
[21:20] Shotaro
    Kanna.
[21:25] Shotaro
    Once Kuya took his leave,
[21:28] Shotaro
    we got the details on everyone's identities.
[21:30] Shotaro
    Tadashi Kimura, the butler, 52 years old.
SIGN    Tadashi Kimura
SIGN    B
    U
    T
    L
    E
    R
SIGN    Years Old
[21:34] Shotaro
    He'd been working for the Kagamino
    family since he was a teen.
[21:38] Shotaro
    The visitor, Daisuke Kanamori,
    25 years old.
SIGN    Daisuke Kanamori
SIGN    A
    N
    T
    I
    Q
    U
    E
    
    A
    R
    T
    
    D
    E
    A
    L
    E
    R
SIGN    Years Old
[21:41] Shotaro
    An antique art dealer,
    and a friend of Kiku's.
[21:44] Shotaro
    He'd had a hand in selecting
    the bridal candidates, as well.
[21:49] Shotaro
    The victim, dressed in
    traditional Japanese clothes...
[21:51] Shotaro
    Koyomi Zaizen, 23 years old.
SIGN    K
    O
    Y
    O
    M
    I
    
    Z
    A
    I
    Z
    E
    N
SIGN    A
    P
    P
    R
    E
    N
    T
    I
    C
    E
    
    G
    E
    I
    S
    H
    A
SIGN    Years
    Old
[21:54] Shotaro
    She was a geisha in training
    from the Kansai region.
[21:57] Shotaro
    Three bridal candidates remained.
SIGN    K
    U
    R
    U
    M
    I
    
    N
    A
    N
    B
    A
SIGN    H
    O
    S
    T
    E
    S
    S
SIGN    Years
    Old
[21:59] Shotaro
    The gal in the flashy red cheongsam
    was Kurumi Nanba, 24 years old.
[22:04] Shotaro
    A typical late-night hospitality expert,
    operating out of Fuuto's red-light district.
[22:08] Shotaro
    The bombshell in black
    was Kei Arito, 21 years old.
SIGN    K
    E
    I
    
    A
    R
    I
    T
    O
SIGN    Former Pin-Up Model
SIGN    Years
    Old
[22:12] Shotaro
    A former pin-up model.
[22:15] Shotaro
    Kanna Kubokura, 26 years old.
SIGN    O
    F
    F
    I
    C
    E
    
    W
    O
    R
    K
    E
    R
SIGN    Kanna Kubokura
SIGN    Years Old
[22:17] Shotaro
    An unremarkable office worker
    at a pharmaceutical company.
[22:21] Shotaro
    Given the other ladies'
    more bewitching charms,
[22:24] Shotaro
    I couldn't help but wonder how someone like
    her got mixed up in this weird ritual.
[22:31] Shotaro
    Plus...
[22:32] (Flashback) Kanna
    Save me, Mr. Detective!
[22:34] (Flashback) Kanna
    If you don't... I know I'll...
[22:38] Shotaro
    Maybe that was her trying to warn
    me about what would happen.
[22:43] Shotaro
    I should've pressed her on the issue,
    even if it meant ignoring the others.
[22:49] Shotaro
    If only I'd done that...
[22:52] Shotaro
    Maybe we could've kept
    things to just one victim.
[24:32] Mick
    I am a cat. My name is Mick.
[24:35] Mick
    My favorite dish was
[24:37] Mick
    the acqua pazza served by the head
    chef of the Sonozaki estate.
[24:40] Mick
    I can't expect that kind of food
    at this detective agency.
[24:44] Mick
    Especially with a chief like this.
[24:44] Akiko
    I've got this feeling I need to
    prepare some new slipper phrases.
[24:47] Mick
    There's no chance.
[24:48] Akiko
    Maybe if I start writing
    it'll come to me?
[24:50] Akiko
    "What the heck?!"
[24:50] Mick
    I could say that.
[24:51] Akiko
    "Un-friggin-believable!"
[24:52] Mick
    You are, yes.
[24:54] Akiko
    Oh, that's it!
[24:55] Mick
    What's this? I'm honestly curious.
[24:55] Akiko
    The one you use at the very end!
[24:57] Mick
    What is it, then?
SIGN    Be sure to watch...
SIGN    ...next time!
[25:00] ---
    

Season 1

E8 - The Closed k / A Chain of Malice

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SIGN    Trapped in a blizzard at
    the Kagamino Mansion
SIGN    A Masquerade
     to Choose a Wife
SIGN    Stranded
SIGN    Partners
[00:01] Narrator
    FUUTO PI! The current case...*
SIGN    Helped
SIGN    Asked for Help
SIGN    Master of the House
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
SIGN    Antique Art Dealer??
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    A Masquerade
     to Choose a Wife
SIGN    Helped
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
[00:04] Kuya*
    I'm looking to choose the
    temptress that suits me the best.
[00:08] Kurumi
    If your face or name ever get out,
    you're immediately disqualified.
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
[00:13] Kanna
    Save me, Mr. Detective!
[00:15] Kanna
    If you don't... I know I'll...
[00:17] Shotaro
    She... She's dead.
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
[00:20] Shotaro
    If we go on the attack,
    we can start a little fire ourselves!
[00:24] Philip
    The Dopant responsible for this murder
    is someone inside of this mansion.
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Helped
SIGN    Asked for Help
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
SIGN    Trapped in a blizzard at
    the Kagamino Mansion
SIGN    A Masquerade
     to Choose a Wife
SIGN    Master of the House
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Stranded
SIGN    Antique Art Dealer??
SIGN    Partners
[00:34] Philip
    How have things gone for you?
[00:36] Shotaro
    Nothing out of place, so far.
[00:37] Philip
    No clues on my end, either.
[00:39] Philip
    We've interrogated the suspects,
[00:41] Philip
    but were unable to determine
    who used the Memory.
[00:44] Shotaro
    All we can do right now is try and
    patrol the mansion through the night.
[00:49] Shotaro
    No other options.
[00:55] Shotaro
    Kanna?
[01:00] Shotaro
    Hang on!
[01:02] Kanna
    What is it?
[01:03] Kanna
    You already know who I am,
    and how I got involved in this.
[01:05] Kanna
    I told you everything I know!
[01:08] Shotaro
    I get that.
[01:09] Shotaro
    But... I feel like
    there's something else.
[01:12] Shotaro
    I think you might, too.
[01:15] Shotaro
    The other night, you were
    trying to tell me something.
[01:18] Shotaro
    It's been bothering me ever since.
[01:21] Kanna
    I don't remember!
[01:23] Shotaro
    Kanna!
[01:26] Philip
    That's very suspicious.
[01:28] Philip
    And until you spoke to her,
     her consciousness seemed clouded.
[01:32] Shotaro
    Could one of the bridal candidates
     really be killing off her rivals, though?
[01:40] Shotaro
    Kuya might be rich,
[01:42] Shotaro
    but is that worth killing for?
[01:45] Kei
    Oh, it's more than worth it.
[01:49] Philip
    Kei Arito.
[01:50] Kei
    Kuya Kagimino's not even "normal" rich.
[01:53] Kei
    That painting, for instance.
[01:55] Kei
    It's worth over a hundred million,
    and he's got plenty more.
[01:58] Philip
    I see.
[01:59] Philip
    Selling even one would provide
    years in the lap of luxury.
[02:02] Kei
    You got it.
[02:04] Kei
    Which is why I'm going
    to do whatever it takes.
[02:07] Kei
    I'm going to win this thing...
[02:09] Kei
    By exposing just how
    naughty I can really be.
[02:12] Kei
    Bye, now.
[02:17] Philip
    Shotaro...
[02:18] Philip
    I'm truly relieved you're here with me.
[02:22] Philip
    The confluence of warped
    personalities around this case...
[02:25] Philip
    makes me a poor fit for it.
[02:28] Philip
    It's incredibly confusing.
[02:30] Philip
    I'll have to rely on your
    resourcefulness and instincts.
[02:34] Shotaro
    I'm in the same boat.
[02:36] Shotaro
    There's too much about this
    Dopant we don't understand.
[02:39] Shotaro
    I'm gonna need your brain and
    observational skills to deal with it.
[02:45] Shotaro
    It might be the first time in a while
[02:47] Shotaro
    that we have to work together, body and soul.
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    The Closed k / A Chain of Malice
[04:42] Philip
    Shotaro! What was that scream?
[04:43] Shotaro
    It came from the baths!
[04:46] Shotaro
    That mask... Is that you, Kurumi?
[04:48] Kurumi
    It's awful! In the bath...
[04:54] Kuya
    What is it? What happened?
[05:12] Philip
    It's Kei Arito.
[05:15] Shotaro
    Damn it!
[05:18] Philip
    I can smell alcohol.
[05:20] Philip
    The Dopant was here.
[05:28] Shotaro
    I don't see Kanna.
[05:32] Philip
    It's strange, though.
[05:34] Shotaro
    What is?
[05:35] Philip
    This is too clean.
[05:36] Philip
    No resemblance at all to
    Koyomi Zaizen's brutal death.
[05:40] Philip
    The only commonality is...
[05:44] Shotaro
    Hey, what is it, partner?
[05:52] Philip
    Fascinating.
[05:54] Philip
    Shotaro,
[05:55] Philip
    I'd like you to gather
    everyone in the mansion.
[06:07] Kuya
    You're saying that one of the bridal
    candidates is going to die, every night.
[06:12] Kuya
    Do I have that right?
[06:14] Shotaro
    That is not happening.
[06:15] Shotaro
    No one else dies on my watch.
[06:19] Philip
    You were saying?
[06:21] Kuya
    Right...
[06:22] Kuya
    The girl in black did drop by my room.
[06:26] (Flashback) Kei
    As long as the masks stay on,
[06:28] (Flashback) Kei
    we can do anything we want, right?
[06:30] (Flashback) Kuya
    I take it you'd like to discuss this in bed?
[06:33] (Flashback) Kurumi
    Excuse me?!
[06:34] (Flashback) Kurumi
    Just how desperate can you get?!
[06:38] (Flashback) Kurumi
    The dead girl really had
    you figured out, didn't she?
[06:41] (Flashback) Kurumi
    You don't have anything
    to rely on except your body!
[06:45] (Flashback) Kei
    How dare you?!
[06:45] (Flashback) Kurumi
    Why wouldn't I? It's the truth!
[06:47] (Flashback) Kei
    What are you, jealous?!
[06:48] Kuya
    And that's all I was present for.
[06:51] Philip
    And afterwards?
[06:52] Kurumi
    Not a whole lot to say.
[06:54] Kurumi
    I was so mad, I just walked away.
[06:56] Kurumi
    And then I found
    her floating in the bath!
[06:59] Kurumi
    I was scared half to death.
[07:00] Shotaro
    You say that, but you made sure to have
    your mask on when you left the bath.
[07:05] Shotaro
    Maybe you were
    calmer than you claim.
[07:06] Kurumi
    Of course I had it on!
[07:08] Kurumi
    If Kuya had seen me, I'd be disqualified!
[07:10] Kurumi
    I'm not going to lose my chance
    just because of that bimbo!
[07:15] Shotaro
    You're the only one who never
    came by the scene of the crime.
[07:19] Shotaro
    Where were you?
[07:20] Kanna
    I don't remember.
[07:23] Shotaro
    You've been saying that a lot.
[07:25] Kanna
    It's the truth!
[07:27] Kanna
    Maybe I'm just feeling overwhelmed.
[07:29] Kanna
    I keep finding myself
    in places I don't recognize.
[07:32] Kurumi
    Playing the delicate girl, huh?
[07:34] Kurumi
    I'm not so sure about that, though.
[07:37] Kurumi
    Remember, if girls are
    really dying every night,
[07:41] Kurumi
    it's going to be either
    me or you, next.
[07:43] Kuya
    Enough of that.
[07:52] Philip
    I've finally got reception.
[07:54] Shotaro
    You mean the phone's finally working?!
[07:57] Philip
    Yes.
[07:59] Philip
    I can say with 100% confidence
    that this is a Gaia Memory crime.
[08:02] Philip
    I'd appreciate if you came
    in person, without the police.
[08:06] Terui
    Got it.
[08:07] Philip
    Reinforcements are en route.
[08:29] Tokime
    So this is...
[08:34] Akiko
    Let's rock!
[08:35] Akiko
    Revolgarry, roll out!
[08:46] Philip
    Shotaro.
[08:47] Philip
    I believe I've deduced
    the broad strokes of this case.
[08:52] Shotaro
    You know who the killer is?!
[08:54] Philip
    But my theory is an outlandish one,
     so I'm not certain.
[08:58] Philip
    Which is why I'd like your opinion
    before finalizing my own.
[09:01] Philip
    Who do you think is the killer?
[09:08] Shotaro
    To be honest, I'm still not sure.
[09:10] Shotaro
    Kei Arito seemed most likely,
    until she died.
[09:14] Shotaro
    She had been fighting with Koyomi Zaizen,
[09:16] Shotaro
    and seemed to have the shortest fuse.
[09:19] Philip
    I thought that initially as well.
[09:21] Shotaro
    One thing, though...
[09:23] Shotaro
    And I know you might laugh
    and say I'm being half-boiled, but...
[09:27] Shotaro
    There's one person I'd like to
    rule out as the culprit.
[09:30] Philip
    Shall I guess?
[09:31] Philip
    That would be Kanna Kubokura.
[09:32] Shotaro
    You nailed it, partner.
[09:34] Shotaro
    Guess I'm an open book.
[09:35] Shotaro
    The thing is...
[09:36] Shotaro
    If she was the one who arranged for all this,
[09:39] Shotaro
    she wouldn't have bothered pulling
    us out of the blizzard, right?
[09:43] Philip
    True enough.
[09:44] Shotaro
    She can't ignore people in need,
    and certainly can't kill them.
[09:47] Shotaro
    That's what I think.
[09:49] Shotaro
    Besides, I remember
    what she said...
[09:51] (Flashback) Kanna
    Save me, Mr. Detective!
[09:54] Shotaro
    She seemed really desperate.
[09:56] Shotaro
    Reminded me a lot of the clients
    who come knocking on our door.
[10:01] Shotaro
    Man, I knew you'd laugh.
[10:04] Philip
    I'm just pleased.
[10:05] Philip
    As I expected, your insight into human
    nature is much greater than mine.
[10:11] Philip
    And you've made me more
    confident in my own supposition.
[10:15] Philip
    I believe we'll be able to
    prevent any further deaths.
[10:17] Shotaro
    You sure?!
[10:27] Akiko
    You got this, Tokime!
[10:28] Akiko
    Drill us out of this stupid,
    snowed-in tunnel!
[10:31] Tokime
    I don't know why,
[10:32] Tokime
    but I've had a bad feeling
    ever since we got here.
[10:36] Tokime
    The chills won't stop...
SIGN    Morning of the 4th Day
[10:42] Shotaro
    The bomb cyclone finally subsided,
[10:45] Shotaro
    and the weather calmed
    to a normal amount of snow.
[10:48] Kimura
    Master...
[10:53] Kuya
    "I am withdrawing from the bridal selection,
    and leaving the mansion."
[10:58] Kuya
    "I can only pray to God..."
[11:01] Kuya
    "that one day, I will be able
    to meet Kuya face-to-face."
[11:06] Shotaro
    What is that?
[11:07] Kimura
    A letter left behind by the lady in white.
[11:10] Kurumi
    This means I win, right?!
[11:14] Kurumi
    Doesn't it?
[11:33] Kurumi
    Ugh, what a disappointment.
[11:36] Kurumi
    I think I get it now.
[11:39] Kurumi
    You really were Kuya's favorite
    all along, weren't you?
[11:44] Kurumi
    It pisses me off...
[11:46] Kurumi
    Writing that sappy, sentimental letter!
[11:49] Kurumi
    Probably bait to get him to
[11:50] Kurumi
    forget about this arrangement
    and come chasing after you, right?!
[11:53] Kurumi
    That's worse than breaking the rules!
[11:55] Kurumi
    For someone who pretends to be a goody
    two-shoes, you really are the worst.
SIGN    Alcohol!
[12:00] Memory
    You need to die here like the rest of them.
[12:04] Memory
    Let's have a toast... to your last day alive.
[12:16] Philip
    For the record...
[12:20] Philip
    I'm made to cross-dress
    with some regularity,
[12:22] Philip
    perhaps due to my build.
[12:27] Philip
    But it's not a personal proclivity of mine.
[12:30] Shotaro
    That's far enough, China lady.
[12:32] Kurumi
    Y-You two?!
[12:34] Shotaro
    The real Kanna's over here.
[12:40] Philip
    A silver Dopant Memory.
[12:43] Philip
    A more powerful model, used by
     associate members of the Museum.
[12:46] Kurumi
    Give that back!
[12:47] Shotaro
    Don't even try it!
[12:48] Shotaro
    We just saved your life.
[12:51] Philip
    If you had used this,
    it would have killed you.
[12:53] Philip
    Like it killed Kei Arito.
[12:54] Kurumi
    H-How did you know that?
[12:56] Philip
    After the two of you fought
    over Kuya Kagamino last night,
[13:00] Philip
    you encountered each other in the bath.
[13:04] Philip
    It likely escalated into an argument.
[13:05] Philip
    She then used the Memory
     to become a monster
[13:09] Philip
    with the intent of killing you.
[13:11] Philip
    However...
[13:19] Philip
    The monster collapsed for some reason,
     and Kei Arito died.
[13:27] Philip
    And you...
[13:30] Philip
    took the Memory from her.
[13:32] Philip
    Correct?
[13:34] Kurumi
    Y-Yeah, that's right.
[13:36] Kurumi
    Why shouldn't I have? She tried to kill me!
[13:39] Shotaro
    So that's what happened.
[13:41] Shotaro
    Looks like your theory
    hit the bull's-eye, Philip.
[13:44] Philip
    Yes. As strange as it may be...
[13:48] Philip
    There was more than one Alcohol Dopant.
[13:55] Kurumi
    There's more than one of that monster?!
[13:59] Philip
    Correct, Kurumi Nanba.
[14:01] Philip
    You were spared from pulling
     the trigger yourself...
[14:04] Philip
    But all of the bridal candidates
    were meant to be monsters.
SIGN    Alcohol!
[14:10] Kanna
    What is this?!
[14:12] Philip
    You've used this Memory
    as well, Kanna Kubokura.
[14:17] Philip
    But you had forgotten it had ever happened.
[14:19] Philip
    Your claims about missing
    memories were, in fact, true.
[14:24] Philip
    I believe this was the course of events:
[14:28] Philip
    On the first night, Kanna Kubokura
    initially used the Alcohol Memory.
[14:34] Philip
    But her body rejected it,
    leading her to lose consciousness,
[14:39] Philip
    and forget that she had transformed at all.
[14:42] Philip
    Not unlike how people will forget
    what happens when blackout drunk.
[14:49] Philip
    Alcohol is an extremely dangerous Memory.
[14:52] Philip
    It's powerful, but a lack of compatibility
    can mean death for the user.
[14:56] Philip
    Kanna Kubokura was the lucky one.
[15:00] Philip
    On the second night, after we
     wandered into the mansion...
[15:02] Philip
    Kei Arito got into a quarrel with
    Koyomi Zaizen during dinner,
[15:06] Philip
    and afterward, was intent on revenge.
[15:10] Philip
    But with use of the Memory, Koyomi Zaizen
[15:13] Philip
    was able to fend her off easily.
[15:17] Philip
    However...
[15:19] Philip
    Koyomi Zaizen then died.
[15:22] Philip
    The toxicity of Alcohol overwhelmed
    her system, poisoning her to death.
SIGN    Alcohol!
[15:36] Kei
    What is this?! Feels fantastic!
[15:40] Kei
    Stupid bitch! For scaring me...
[15:43] Kei
    This is what you get!
[15:46] Shotaro
    When we fought the Alcohol Dopant,
     it was Kei Arito.
[15:51] Shotaro
    Her violent personality
[15:54] Shotaro
    made the scene look like the Dopant
    was the one who had killed Koyomi.
[15:59] Philip
    She must've had
    comparatively high tolerance.
[16:02] Philip
    She retained her memories as well.
[16:05] Philip
    Transforming in the bath, however,
    proved to be her downfall.
[16:09] Philip
    The improved circulation
    had a negative knock-on effect,
[16:12] Philip
    and Kei Arito died of alcohol poisoning.
[16:14] Kurumi
    But if the girl in black didn't
    kill the kimono girl either...
[16:20] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[16:21] Shotaro
    People have died in this case,
    but there have been no murders.
[16:26] Shotaro
    It was turning into a Dopant
    that did the victims in.
[16:30] Philip
    I was curious about the state
    of the victims in death.
[16:33] Philip
    They both died with an ecstatic expression,
    not unlike what a giddy drunk might feel.
[16:40] Philip
    I decided to look up the Alcohol
    Memory's effects once more, in detail,
[16:44] Philip
    leading me to believe that they were both
    killed by the Memory's potent toxicity,
[16:48] Philip
    and that Koyomi Zaizen's injuries
    were inflicted after death.
[16:52] Kanna
    How did this happen to all of us?
[16:56] Philip
    It was most likely human experimentation.
[17:00] Philip
    Considerable wealth was used as bait
[17:03] Philip
    in order to gather you, as sacrifices,
    for this town's strange custom.
[17:07] Philip
    By a malicious third party...
[17:09] Philip
    A mastermind, lurking in the shadows.
[17:11] Shotaro
    You can't even use a Gaia Memory
[17:13] Shotaro
    without an injection port that can only
    be implanted with a special gizmo.
[17:18] Shotaro
    If there was a slot for the single
    Alcohol Memory on all four of you...
[17:22] Shotaro
    That means that at some point,
[17:23] Shotaro
    someone implanted it in you
    without your knowledge.
[17:27] Kurumi
    No way!
[17:31] Shotaro
    The Memory!
[17:32] Philip
    Its original user must have summoned it!
[17:34] Philip
    They must be the mastermind
[17:36] Philip
    who was experimenting on the bridal
    candidates with the Alcohol Memory!
[17:39] Bando
    The two of them are not
    only skilled fighters,
[17:41] Bando
    but impressive detectives as well.
[17:46] Bando
    It may be time to make myself scarce.
[17:53] Shotaro
    You and Kanna hide!
    And no fighting this time!
[18:03] Akiko
    I can see the outside!
[18:06] Tokime
    I've got a bad feeling...
[18:08] Akiko
    Tokime, you and Ryu should go on ahead.
[18:11] Akiko
    She's got some strange thing that
    lets her sense Memory powers!
[18:16] Terui
    Understood.
[18:17] Terui
    It'll be dangerous, but are you in?
[18:19] Tokime
    I am still Shotaro's assistant.
[18:25] Terui
    Seems I needn't worry.
[18:28] Terui
    All right. When I tell you to, climb on me.
SIGN    Accel!
[18:35] Terui
    Trans...form!
SIGN    Accel!
[18:52] Tokime
    This is Detective Terui's transformation.
[18:55] Tokime
    Fuuto's other Kamen Rider...
[18:58] Tokime
    Kamen Rider Accel!
[19:00] Terui
    Come on.
[19:15] Tokime
    H-He turned into a bike himself?!
SIGN    • Stylish! • Slick! * My hubby is a bike.
[19:17] Tokime
    She wasn't mistaken at all!
[19:19] Tokime
    Hurry.
[19:20] Tokime
    R-right!
[19:21] Akiko
    I'll be right behind you in the Revolgarry!
[19:25] Terui
    Now...
[19:27] Terui
    it's time to break through!
[19:46] Philip
    This isn't Alcohol's power.
[19:48] Philip
    There's another Dopant nearby!
[19:56] Shotaro
    Tokime? Terui!
[19:59] Tokime
    These aren't people.
[20:02] Tokime
    They've only got the
    faintest trace of a mind.
[20:05] Terui
    They look a lot like the Museum's
    Dopant operatives, the Masquerades.
[20:09] Tokime
    The Museum?
[20:11] Terui
    That's the name of the organization
    who created Gaia Memories
[20:13] Terui
    and secretly used Fuuto as the
    staging ground for their experiments.
[20:18] Tokime
    The Museum?
[20:20] Tokime
    Where have I heard that before?
[20:25] Tokime
    I can sense something! An incredible power!
[20:28] Shotaro
    Is it inside the mansion?
[20:31] Philip
    Everyone! Get down!
[20:38] Shotaro
    What was that?!
[20:39] Philip
    An enemy attack.
[20:41] Philip
    A super-high-frequency
    sound wave, projected linearly.
[20:44] Philip
    It has enough power to pulverize
    a human body on contact.
[20:56] Shotaro
    Look, Philip.
[20:57] Shotaro
    She's got a Driver I've never seen before.
[21:00] Philip
    Is this a new enemy organization?
[21:04] Terui
    Hidari. Philip.
[21:06] Terui
    Go after the real culprit.
[21:09] Terui
    As for this one...
[21:11] Terui
    I'll deal with her.
[21:12] Shotaro
    We're counting on you, Terui!
[21:14] Philip
    Avoid that supersonic wave!
[21:18] Terui
    If that's all...
[21:22] Terui
    I can beat her before she uses it!
[21:25] Terui
    Despair is waiting for you
     at the finish line.
[21:31] Scream
    Wow, oh, wow!
[21:35] Terui
    You're next.
[21:43] Scream
    I love it!
[21:47] Terui
    She can emit these supersonic blasts
    from her entire body, not just her mouth?
[21:52] Scream
    So strong! I wuv, wuv, wuv it!
[21:54] Scream
    And tearing someone so strong to shreds...
[21:57] Scream
    I wuv that even more!
SIGN    Trial!
SIGN    Trial!
[22:25] Terui
    Seems I just need to move faster than sound.
[22:37] Tokime
    It's so powerful.
[22:40] Tokime
    This way!
[22:55] Shotaro
    So, it was you.
[24:30] Tokime
    Healing Princess NEO!
SIGN    Healing Princess NEO
SIGN    Healing Princess NEO
[24:32] Tokime
    Today we were hoping to
    get a lesson on making coffee...
[24:35] Terui
    First, you run hot water
    through the cloth filter,
[24:37] Terui
    and then dry it as much as you can
    to make sure there's no extra moisture.
[24:39] Tokime
    Huh?
[24:40] Terui
    You take the coffee grounds
    and put them in the filter.
[24:43] Terui
    You carefully pour just enough water in,
[24:45] Terui
    and let it drain for 20 seconds.
[24:46] Terui
    Make sure to pour it in a circular pattern.
[24:48] Terui
    A key point is to pour more water
    before the bubbles are gone.
[24:51] Terui
    All done.
[24:53] Tokime
    It's delicious!
[24:54] Tokime
    Do you make coffee for your wife like this?
SIGN    D
    O
    
    N
    O
    T
[24:57] Terui
    Do not question me!
SIGN    Q
    U
    E
    S
    T
    I
    O
    N
    
    M
    E
SIGN    D
    O
    
    N
    O
    T
SIGN    Q
    U
    E
    S
    T
    I
    O
    N
    
    M
    E
[24:58] Tokime
    And there we have it!

Season 1

E9 - The Closed k / The Ultimate Two Halves of One

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SIGN    Stranded
SIGN    A Masquerade
     to Choose a Wife
SIGN    Trapped in a blizzard at
    the Kagamino Mansion
[00:00] Narrator
    Previously on FUUTO PI*...*
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Reinforcements
SIGN    Master of the House
SIGN    On the way
SIGN    Helped
SIGN    Asked for Help
SIGN    Battling
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Antique Art Dealer??
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
[00:03] Kanna
    I don't remember!
[00:06] Kuya
    You're saying that one of the bridal
    candidates is going to die, every night.
[00:09] Kuya
    Do I have that right?
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
[00:11] Shotaro
    People have died in this case,
    but there have been no murders.
[00:15] Shotaro
    It was turning into a Dopant
    that did the victims in.
SIGN    Partners
[00:18] Bando
    It's been said those involved with
    Gaia Memories are drawn to each other...
[00:23] Bando
    But I never expected to encounter the
    Kamen Rider duo in a place like this.
SIGN    Trapped in a blizzard at
    the Kagamino Mansion
SIGN    Stranded
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Helped
SIGN    Asked for Help
SIGN    A Masquerade
     to Choose a Wife
SIGN    Someone in the Mansion?
SIGN    Master of the House
SIGN    Grandmother
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Bridal Candidates
SIGN    Antique Art Dealer??
SIGN    Reinforcements
SIGN    On the way
SIGN    Battling
[00:30] Shotaro
    So, it was you.
[00:32] Shotaro
    That Memory was originally yours.
[00:35] Philip
    You arranged to have slots
    implanted in the bridal candidates
[00:38] Philip
    so that they would fight
    over the Memory and Kuya.
[00:42] Philip
    The culprit responsible for this case...
[00:45] Shotaro
    It's you...
[00:50] Shotaro
    Kiku Kagamino.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    The Closed k / The Ultimate Two Halves of One
[02:25] Kuya
    G-Grandmother?
[02:29] Kiku
    I'm impressed.
[02:31] Kuya
    Grandmother, what is
    this "true culprit" business?
[02:34] Kiku
    These boys are ace detectives.
[02:37] Kiku
    As well as being that Kamen Rider
    who's been battling Dopants...
[02:41] Kiku
    They live up to their reputation.
[02:44] Kiku
    You're Ryubee Sonozaki's son, aren't you?
[02:48] Kiku
    When you were little, you came by once...
[02:52] Kiku
    Visiting the village
    for an archaeological dig.
[02:56] Philip
    That was before I gained
    access to the Gaia Library.
[02:59] Philip
    In other words, before any
    Gaia Memories were created.
[03:04] Philip
    Then this village did have links
    to the Museum, at some point.
[03:08] Philip
    That explains why it's so much larger
    than the other local properties,
[03:11] Philip
    and has such considerable power resources.
[03:15] Kiku
    I've been around Gaia Memories
    for a decent while now.
[03:19] Kiku
    Keeping the Kagamino family from
    hitting rock bottom, from the shadows...
[03:24] Kiku
    I worked with the Museum to that end,
[03:27] Kiku
    offering them use of the premises,
[03:29] Kiku
    as well as my own body to experiment on.
[03:32] Kiku
    I used this power to get
    rid of anyone in the way,
[03:36] Kiku
    as well as gathering wealth
    from here and there.
[03:42] Kiku
    It's been a lot of killing
    and robbing, indeed.
[03:47] Kuya
    You've... all this time...?
[03:50] Kuya
    What have you done, Grandmother?! Why?!
[03:53] Kiku
    Kuya...
[03:54] Kiku
    Everything I did...
[03:57] Kiku
    Hasn't it always been for you?
[04:04] Kiku
    But I haven't got long left.
[04:07] Kiku
    So I realized I needed to find a wife for you.
[04:10] Kiku
    The kind of dependable she-devil who
    could inherit my Alcohol Memory,
[04:16] Kiku
    the same tool I've used to protect
    the family from the shadows all this time.
[04:22] Kiku
    The perfect partner to ensure you
[04:24] Kiku
    a lifetime of luxury in blissful ignorance!
[04:29] Kiku
    I protected your parents in secret
    the entire time they were together.
[04:34] Kiku
    And now, my only concern is
    securing your future, my grandson.
[04:41] Shotaro
    This was all for Kuya?
[04:43] Philip
    She was still experimenting on humans,
[04:46] Philip
    but to think there was a
    sincere element of matchmaking...
[04:48] Kiku
    With the cat out of the bag,
    I suppose it's all over.
[04:52] Kiku
    Forgive me, Kuya.
[04:56] Kiku
    I can't let these guests
    of yours leave here alive!
[05:02] Shotaro
    K-Kiku, don't do it!
[05:08] Tokime
    Shotaro?!
[05:09] Kiku
    I need to warn you:
[05:10] Kiku
    When I use Alcohol,
    it's of a much finer vintage.
[05:13] Kiku
    It seems when certain people use
    Gaia Memories for long enough,
[05:17] Kiku
    superhuman powers awaken within them.
[05:23] Kiku
    Such people can pull off tricks
    like this in their human form.
[05:28] Kiku
    And when they transform into a Dopant...
[05:32] Kiku
    They use powers beyond what
    the Memory should be capable of.
[05:36] Kiku
    Now, what was that called again?
[05:39] Tokime
    A High Dope.
[05:42] Kiku
    Yes, yes, that's the term.
[05:44] Kiku
    It seems I was one of
    the original High Dopes.
SIGN    Alcohol!
[05:49] Kiku
    I would brace yourselves
    if I were you, Kamen Rider.
[05:53] Kuya
    Grandmother!
[06:06] Shotaro
    Tokime! Grab Kuya and get clear!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[06:19] Philip/Shotaro
    Transform!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[07:18] Philip
    This is incredible!
[07:20] Philip
    Her transformed state is far
    stronger than Kei Arito's!
[07:23] Shotaro
    Is this the kind of power
    that one of these High Dopes has?
[07:30] Shotaro
    This is bad, partner!
[07:31] Philip
    Yes. She's a deadly opponent.
[07:33] Shotaro
    It's not just that!
[07:35] Kiku
    Are you two ready?
[07:37] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[07:38] Shotaro
    We've got a card in hand that even trumps
     a joker, and we're ready to play it.
[07:42] Philip
    It's time you witnessed the ultimate W!
[07:45] Kiku
    The ultimate W?
[07:47] Philip
    Indeed!
[07:48] Philip
    And once he comes forth,
    this battle will end in an instant.
[07:55] Philip
    Come! Xtreme!
[08:01] Tokime
    The Xtreme Memory!
[08:04] Tokime
    The notebook said it's the most
     powerful Memory W has!
[08:10] Tokime
    Philip's body went into the Memory?!
[08:13] Philip
    Precisely.
[08:14] Philip
    The Xtreme Memory, like Fang,
[08:16] Philip
    comes to us when we're in danger.
[08:19] Philip
    It can digitize my body into data,
    and store it inside.
[08:23] Shotaro
    When we use it, Philip and I truly become one!
SIGN    Xtreme!
[08:30] Shotaro
    Not just our minds...
[08:32] Shotaro
    But our bodies also fuse
    to become the ultimate W!
[08:37] Kiku
    And that's...
[08:47] Philip/Shotaro
    Kamen Rider W, Cyclone Joker Xtreme!
[08:52] Kiku
    So, this is what the rumors were about.
    W's most powerful form...
[08:57] Kiku
    But will it be powerful enough
    to overcome the alcoholic power
[09:02] Kiku
    that's seeped into me over all these years?!
[09:19] Tokime
    The Prism Bicker.
[09:21] Philip
    I've analyzed the full extent
    of the enemy's abilities.
[09:24] Philip
    As Cyclone Joker Xtreme,
[09:27] Philip
    we gain direct access to the
    knowledge of the Gaia Library.
[09:31] Philip
    Which means learning all there is to know
[09:33] Philip
    about an enemy's Memory in an instant.
[09:36] Shotaro
    We already know exactly how to stop you.
SIGN    Prism!
SIGN    Cyclone Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Joker Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Metal Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Trigger Maximum Drive!
[09:54] Philip/Shotaro
    Bicker Charge Break!
[10:04] Kiku
    Is that all?
[10:06] Kiku
    Alcohol keeps me from feeling any pain!
[10:09] Kiku
    I thought this fight was
    supposed to be over in an instant!
[10:12] Philip
    But I never said it would be
    over in a single strike.
[10:15] Philip
    This involves two attacks.
[10:17] Shotaro
    First, we had to set things up by exposing
     the Memory inside your body.
SIGN    Xtreme Maximum Drive!
[10:35] Philip/Shotaro
    W Xtreme!
[10:47] Shotaro
    H-How'd it go?!
[10:49] Philip
    It's all right.
[10:50] Philip
    We chose the type of Memory Break
[10:51] Philip
    that would cause the least
    amount of damage possible.
[10:55] Kiku
    What was that?
[10:56] Philip
    Shotaro was concerned for your well-being.
[10:59] Shotaro
    You might be immune to pain,
    and a violent criminal,
[11:04] Shotaro
    but you're a senior citizen, Kiku.
[11:06] Shotaro
    There's no telling how much stress
    a transformed battle could put on you.
[11:10] Shotaro
    I wanted to end this as fast as possible.
[11:13] Shotaro
    And my partner understood.
[11:15] Shotaro
    We are two halves of one, after all.
[11:18] Kiku
    Good grief, what a pair of sweethearts.
[11:23] Kiku
    But you've got me beat.
[11:25] Kiku
    It seems my drunken journey
    has come to an end.
[11:30] Kuya
    G-Grandmother...
[11:34] Tokime
    What is this?! What happened?!
[11:35] Shotaro
    Kiku!
[11:37] Kiku
    Forgive me.
[11:39] Kiku
    The mansion is to be set
    on fire should I ever lose,
[11:43] Kiku
    as I arranged with my butler.
[11:46] Kimura
    It has been a pleasure
[11:49] Kimura
    to serve you to the very end, Mrs. Kiku.
[11:58] Kiku
    This was always part
    of my arrangement with him.
[12:06] Kiku
    You Kamen Rider boys...
[12:08] Kiku
    I'm in no position to ask for favors,
[12:10] Kiku
    but please, take Kuya and go.
[12:12] Kuya
    Grandmother—
[12:13] Shotaro
    Kiku, we can't!
[12:14] Shotaro
    You'll die!
[12:15] Kiku
    Kuya... my dear grandchild...
[12:18] Kiku
    Without the mansion,
[12:20] Kiku
    you'll have to find your own way
    through the world from now on.
[12:25] Kiku
    But... this may be for the best.
[12:29] Kiku
    Compared to using the power
    of this demonic brew
[12:31] Kiku
    to continue feasting in the darkness...
[12:35] Kuya
    Grandmother!
[12:38] Kiku
    Live well, dear.
[12:41] Shotaro
    Kiku!
[12:42] Philip
    It's too late! We have to save the others!
[12:45] Shotaro
    Damn it!
SIGN    Luna Maximum Drive!
[13:03] Tokime
    You two saved us.
[13:05] Tokime
    Thanks.
[13:09] Shotaro
    It didn't all come from using
    a Gaia Memory for so long.
[13:13] Shotaro
    Kuya...
[13:14] Shotaro
    Kiku's overprotective love
    for you led her to cause all this.
[13:21] Shotaro
    I didn't want her to die.
[13:24] Philip
    There was nothing we could do.
[13:26] Philip
    Xtreme may be all-knowing...
[13:29] Philip
    But it can't read people's thoughts.
[13:45] Scream
    You're so, so strong!
[13:48] Scream
    I wuv it!
[13:50] Scream
    Make sure to fall into lots of pieces, 'kay?
[13:52] Scream
    So that the pics look good!
[13:57] Terui
    Go to hell.
[14:07] Shotaro
    Terui! You all right?
[14:09] Terui
    She's been able to survive Trial's
    super speed for this long...
[14:12] Terui
    Which makes her extremely dangerous.
[14:14] Scream
    So, so strong! I really wuv you!
[14:19] Scream
    I have just got to get a good
     shot of you all torn up.
[14:22] Terui
    Enough talk!
[14:28] Terui
    What?!
[14:31] Shotaro
    Damn, that's huge!
[14:34] Philip
    Shotaro, look at the head!
[14:40] Shotaro
    Kanamori?
[14:42] Bando
    An alias for this occasion.
[14:45] Bando
    My real name is Yukiji Bando.
[14:49] Shotaro
    He's got a Driver, too?
[14:51] Shotaro
    A new enemy faction...
[14:52] Bando
    Not exactly, I'd say.
[14:54] Bando
    We're more like citizens
    from a neighboring city.
[14:56] Shotaro
    A city?
[14:58] (Flashback) Kiku
    This was always part
    of my arrangement with him.
[15:02] Shotaro
    They're the ones who were working with Kiku?
[15:06] Bando
    My dear Kamen Riders...
[15:08] Bando
    I appreciate this informative
    display you've put on today.
[15:12] Bando
    Xtreme and Trial...
[15:14] Bando
    I was finally able to see
    what you're truly capable of.
[15:17] Bando
    It would've been ideal if we could've
    avoided dealing with you at all, but...
[15:23] Bando
    Fate has other plans, it seems.
SIGN    Aurora!
[15:51] Bando
    Perhaps we'll meet again.
[15:54] Philip
    Aurora...
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
[16:15] Philip
    I looked up the Dopants we
    encountered the other day.
[16:18] Philip
    Aurora's accomplices are almost
    certainly Scream and Brachiosaurus.
[16:24] Shotaro
    Hey, I forgot to ask.
[16:26] Shotaro
    How did you get in touch with
    Terui and the gang, anyway?
[16:29] Philip
    The answer is quite simple.
[16:31] Philip
    I improvised a signal-boosting device
    from what I could find at the mansion
[16:34] Philip
    attached it to Fang, then had him
     head to the edge of town.
[16:38] Philip
    I got the sense that the communications
    failure wasn't simply due to the weather.
[16:42] Philip
    Which led me to deduce that the mansion had
    some sort of jamming equipment installed.
[16:47] Philip
    It seemed odd, given that most isolated
    locations have measures to improve signal.
[16:50] Philip
    Especially when they already
     have back-up power.
[16:52] Shotaro
    But if the Museum had their mitts
    in the place, that explains it.
[16:56] Shotaro
    Which led to your conclusion
    about the human experiments.
[16:59] Kuya
    I'm sorry,
[17:00] Kuya
    but I'm still having trouble
    accepting my Grandmother's death.
[17:04] Kuya
    Who in the world is responsible for this?
[17:08] Kuya
    You've gotta tell me.
[17:09] Shotaro
    It was Yukiji Bando, that guy
    who called himself Kanamori.
[17:13] Shotaro
    The Aurora Dopant.
[17:15] Terui
    There is a Kanamori Antique
    Art Shop in Kogarashi Hill.
[17:18] Terui
    And they have have dealt
    with Kiku Kagamino in the past.
[17:23] Terui
    But this is Daisuke Kanamori.
[17:26] Shotaro
    You never met the guy before?
[17:28] Kuya
    No...
[17:29] Kuya
    All the deals were arranged by Grandmother.
[17:32] Kuya
    I didn't have a clue.
[17:34] Shotaro
    After Kiku realized that she was
    near the end of her life,
[17:38] Shotaro
    he learned about how she was looking
    for someone compatible to inherit Alcohol.
[17:42] Shotaro
    Aurora was studying this new breed
    of people, the "High Dopes,"
[17:46] Shotaro
    so their purposes were aligned.
[17:49] Shotaro
    After all, Kiku was a perfect example
    of a High Dope herself.
[17:54] Shotaro
    Talk about a setup for mad science.
[17:56] Terui
    He mentioned a "city."
[17:58] Terui
    He might've been the one to seek out
    Mihara, the former Meganeura,
[18:01] Terui
    and then cut him loose.
[18:04] Shotaro
    Aurora publicized how rich
    the Kagamino family was
[18:07] Shotaro
    and then used it to hook
    a handful of greedy women.
[18:11] Shotaro
    Er, no offense.
[18:12] Kurumi
    Hey, I'm not gonna deny the facts.
[18:15] Philip
    At some point you all may have been marked
[18:17] Philip
    as having the potential for compatibility.
[18:21] Philip
    Information that just
    happened to be relevant here.
[18:24] Shotaro
    The butler, Kimura, was an accomplice too.
[18:26] Shotaro
    He was probably doing it
    purely out of loyalty to Kiku.
[18:31] Shotaro
    Once the four girls were in the village,
    they were briefly put to sleep,
[18:36] Shotaro
    and then Kiku used the gizmo
    to install the Alcohol slots.
[18:40] Akiko
    Would that really be enough
    to get them fighting,
[18:42] Akiko
    even killing each other, over the Memory,
    when they didn't even know what it was?
[18:46] Philip
    The superpowered individuals known
    as High Dopes have special abilities.
[18:49] Philip
    It's possible that the Alcohol Memory,
    in Kiku's use for so long,
[18:52] Philip
    may have compelled them,
    subconsciously, to do so.
[18:56] Philip
    "Use this Memory to
    eliminate anyone in your way,
[18:58] Philip
    and dedicate your life to
    the head of the Kagamino family."
[19:01] Kanna
    When I first picked up the Memory,
    I did feel something along those lines.
[19:06] Kurumi
    It was the same for me.
[19:08] Shotaro
    The village's masquerade
    was probably always a version of that.
[19:13] Shotaro
    The most fearsome woman,
    who could outwit the others,
[19:17] Shotaro
    is proven fit to be a bride
    for the Kagamino family.
[19:22] Shotaro
    And the rest is like we told you.
[19:24] Shotaro
    All Kiku had to do was leave
    the Memory in Kanna's room,
[19:29] Shotaro
    and the bride candidates would
    lose control of themselves
[19:33] Shotaro
    after encountering it, transforming
    and attacking each other.
[19:35] Shotaro
    The two who weren't
    compatible ended up dying.
[19:40] Tokime
    It's terrifying.
[19:42] Shotaro
    Come to think of it, Kanna...
[19:45] Shotaro
    Compared to the other gals,
    you're a straight arrow
[19:48] Shotaro
    who doesn't strike me
    as particularly greedy.
[19:50] Shotaro
    What made you participate in this
    weird little matchmaking setup?
[19:55] Kanna
    I've always been so dedicated to my work.
[19:58] Kanna
    And before I noticed it, I was an adult
    with no other interests or hobbies.
[20:03] Kanna
    I wanted to do something daring
[20:05] Kanna
    and find something new about myself.
[20:08] Kanna
    I ended up pulling the
    worst card possible, though.
[20:13] Shotaro
    I see.
[20:15] Kanna
    Thank you so much for saving my life.
[20:18] Shotaro
    H-Hey, no thanks necessary.
[20:21] Shotaro
    It's part of the job.
[20:22] Shotaro
    You asked me to save you.
[20:25] Shotaro
    And that's what I did.
[20:28] Shotaro
    All in a day's work, for a detective.
[20:31] Tokime
    Here comes the pretentious streak.
[20:33] Akiko
    You said it!
[20:34] Akiko
    If this was a detective gig,
    then I want a detective's fee!
[20:36] Shotaro
    Uh, my bad. Sorry about that.
[20:39] Kurumi
    Well, it's about time I get out of here.
[20:42] Kurumi
    Y'know, if you're looking for excitement,
    you oughta come by my club.
[20:46] Kurumi
    You might meet someone nice.
[20:48] Kanna
    Okay...
[20:49] Kurumi
    Well, see ya!
[20:55] Shotaro
    Kuya.
[20:57] Shotaro
    Was Kanna really your favorite all along?
[21:02] Kuya
    Even if that is true,
    I'm in no position to open up about it.
[21:05] Kuya
    I've spent my whole life
    living off money I didn't earn.
[21:09] Kuya
    The first thing I need is a job.
[21:11] Kuya
    Your name was Hidari, wasn't it?
[21:13] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[21:14] Kuya
    This whole mess revolved around
    the Kagamino family.
[21:17] Kuya
    I promise I'll pay your fee.
[21:19] Shotaro
    Aw, come on, you just got caught up in it.
[21:22] Shotaro
    It's fine.
[21:23] Kuya
    I think that paying you,
    with money I've earned myself,
[21:25] Kuya
    might be the best way I can pay
    my respects to Grandmother, too.
[21:28] Kuya
    I want her to rest easy.
[21:33] Shotaro
    Kuya...
[21:39] Kuya
    Once I've become a man
[21:42] Kuya
    with the kind of strong roots
    in this town that you have,
[21:47] Kuya
    I might be able to bring myself
    to talk to her, too.
[21:54] Shotaro
    You wanna go grab a drink, Kuya?
[21:57] Shotaro
    Let me treat you.
[21:58] Kuya
    I'll have to pass.
[22:00] Kuya
    I actually don't drink at all.
[22:04] Shotaro
    You're a teetotaler?!
[22:06] Shotaro
    Weren't you sipping on whiskey?!
[22:07] Kuya
    That was actually just oolong tea.
[22:10] Kuya
    Couldn't make it look like
    the head of the house
[22:12] Kuya
    wasn't partaking in a scene
    like that, could I?
[22:14] Kuya
    All right, ace detectives, I'll be seeing you.
[22:22] Shotaro
    What the hell?
[22:24] Shotaro
    Would it have killed him
    to say something sooner?!
[22:27] Shotaro
    Damn!
[22:27] Philip
    It would've ruled him out of
    being Alcohol much faster, yes.
[22:31] Shotaro
    Man...
[22:37] Tokime
    Yukiji Bando...
[22:51] Bando
    So, this is fate.
[22:54] Bando
    My dear Kamen Riders...
[24:29] Akiko
    Akiko's Dangerous Game!
SIGN    Akiko's Dangerous Game
SIGN    What the Heck
[24:32] Akiko
    Today we're gonna find out
    who holds their liquor best
[24:34] Akiko
    out of everyone who was
    at the Kagamino mansion!
[24:37] Koyomi
    This is delicious!
[24:38] Akiko
    Looks like Koyomi's already hammered.
[24:42] Akiko
    And she's done.
[24:43] Kurumi
    What is this?
[24:44] Kei
    I feel great!
[24:44] Akiko
    Kurumi and Kei are hanging tough!
[24:46] Akiko
    They're just a little tipsy.
[24:49] Akiko
    Or not.
[24:49] Kimura
    It'd be my pleasure to
    accompany you to the end.
[24:52] Akiko
    Oh, and someone's not even feeling it!
[24:54] Akiko
    Kimura the butler, who barely had
    any presence in the actual story!
[24:56] Akiko
    We've got us a winner!
[24:58] Philip
    Drink in moderation.

Season 1

E10 - Superhuman r/A Passport to Shadow Fuuto

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[00:15] Nikaido
    This was a stupid call, mister.
[00:18] Nikaido
    You should've just done as you were told.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Superhuman r / A Passport to Shadow Fuuto
[02:33] Shotaro
    Tokime.
[02:36] Shotaro
    You okay?
[02:39] Tokime
    Sorry...
[02:41] Tokime
    I've just been thinking a lot.
[02:44] Tokime
    I guess I probably was...
[02:46] Tokime
    a Dopant after all, wasn't I?
[02:54] Shotaro
    My partner's analysis has discovered
[02:56] Shotaro
    that the Memory Tokime was carrying
[02:59] Shotaro
    is just like mine: Joker.
[03:02] (Flashback) Philip
    By connecting it
    to an external power source,
[03:04] (Flashback) Philip
    I was able to confirm which Memory it is.
[03:07] (Flashback) Philip
    I must say, it's surprising,
    yet it also makes sense.
[03:10] (Flashback) Shotaro
    Wait... you mean...?
[03:15] (Flashback) Tokime
    Joker...
[03:18] Shotaro
    If Philip can get the Memory working again,
    we might get some real answers.
[03:24] Tokime
    And what if the truth
    turns out to be bad news?
[03:30] Shotaro
    Then you'll deal with it, and move on.
[03:33] Shotaro
    With our help.
[03:35] Tokime
    Your help?
[03:36] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[03:38] Shotaro
    You're not flying solo anymore, right?
[03:43] Tokime
    You're right.
[03:47] Tokime
    This was probably good timing
    for a new case to come in.
[03:50] Tokime
    Working to help someone else can
    help you forget your own problems.
[03:54] Tokime
    Right?
[03:55] Shotaro
    You're sounding like
    a real detective's assistant.
[03:58] Shotaro
    Okay, let's roll.
[04:04] Shotaro
    This client came in yesterday.
[04:08] Shotaro
    Ritsuka Rando, a 12-year-old grade-schooler.
[04:12] Shotaro
    She looked anxious
[04:14] Shotaro
    in a way that snapped me out of
    the funk I was in over Tokime's Memory.
SIGN    Rando Engineering Workshop
[04:22] Reiichi
    I'm Ritsuka's father, Reiichi Rando.
[04:26] Reiichi
    I'm so sorry. I never figured she'd
    go as far as to hire a detective...
[04:29] Ritsuka
    Because the police didn't
    even try to find him!
[04:33] Ritsuka
    Grandpa would never leave us to run off!
[04:39] Shotaro
    Ritsuka's informed us of the broad strokes.
[04:42] Shotaro
    Something to do with a
     shady-sounding work commission?
[04:45] Shotaro
    Would you mind filling us in on the details?
[04:50] Reiichi
    As you can see, we're a small, local workshop.
[04:53] Reiichi
    That said, we do good enough work
    to have a decent reputation.
[04:57] Reiichi
    We're lucky enough to count major and
    foreign companies among our clientele.
[05:02] Shotaro
    You hear stories about
    small-time shops producing
[05:04] Shotaro
    best-in-the-field manufacturing
    on the news sometimes...
[05:07] Shotaro
    Must be a bit like that.
[05:08] Reiichi
    Well, it's mostly thanks to
    my father's efforts.
[05:12] Reiichi
    And this client had apparently
    heard of our reputation,
[05:15] Reiichi
    when he came calling on us.
[05:22] Reiichi
    He didn't give a name.
[05:24] Reiichi
    All he wanted...
[05:25] Reiichi
    was an estimate on whether or not we
    could manufacture a certain part for him.
[05:30] Reiichi
    From a glance at the specs,
    I judged it to be beyond us.
[05:37] (Flashback) Reiichi
    Dad?
[05:38] (Flashback) Rentaro
    Well, this is a hell of a design...
[05:41] (Flashback) Nikaido
    I realize that.
[05:43] (Flashback) Nikaido
    But the experts I've shown it to
[05:46] (Flashback) Nikaido
    said that you might be able to
    make it in this shop.
[05:52] (Flashback) Rentaro
    I'll give it a shot.
[05:53] (Flashback) Reiichi
    Dad! It's too much!
[05:56] (Flashback) Rentaro
    Aw, don't worry about it.
[05:57] (Flashback) Rentaro
    You're already running the workshop.
[05:59] (Flashback) Reiichi
    Which is why—
[06:00] (Flashback) Rentaro
    Think of it as a half-retired
    geezer taking it on as a lark.
[06:05] (Flashback) Rentaro
    I mean, he asked for us by name, right?
[06:08] (Flashback) Nikaido
    I appreciate it.
[06:14] Reiichi
    We received a considerable
    down payment right away,
[06:18] Reiichi
    and my father put together
    a functional prototype in two months.
[06:22] Reiichi
    He left the house
    to deliver it to the client,
[06:27] Reiichi
    and we haven't seen him since.
[06:28] Ritsuka
    It's got to be him!
[06:30] Ritsuka
    I know he did something to Grandpa!
[06:32] Ritsuka
    I went after him when he came
    by because I was curious.
[06:37] Ritsuka
    And then...
[06:44] (Flashback) Ritsuka
    A dead end?
[06:47] Ritsuka
    He's... gone?
[06:54] Shotaro
    Okay.
[06:55] Shotaro
    Consider it done, little lady.
[06:57] Shotaro
    We're on the case.
[07:00] Tokime
    You love your grandpa, huh?
[07:02] Ritsuka
    Yeah!
[07:03] Tokime
    Sit tight, okay? I promise we'll find him.
[07:07] Shotaro
    Okay...
[07:08] Shotaro
    We're gonna start
    with a likeness of this guy.
[07:11] Shotaro
    Let's start with his features.
[07:13] Shotaro
    Features. That's what his face looked like.
[07:15] Shotaro
    Do you follow?
[07:16] Ritsuka
    Yeah! I know!
SIGN    Rando Engineering Workshop
[07:21] Shotaro
    So a mysterious big man
    vanishes in an alley...
[07:25] Tokime
    It sounds like what I used to do.
[07:29] Tokime
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[07:31] Shotaro
    Yeah.
[07:32] Shotaro
    There's a chance this has something
    to do with Shadow Fuuto.
[07:36] Shotaro
    This shady-looking clown...
[07:41] Jinno
    Hey, you're a pretty good
    sketch artist, Shotaro.
[07:43] Shotaro
    Jin? And Terui?
    What're you guys doing here?
[07:46] Terui
    Detective Jinno's got a real ear
    for trouble in the station.
[07:50] Terui
    When a different section
    dropped the ball with this case,
[07:52] Terui
    he managed to figure out this might
    fall under Paranormal Crimes' purview.
[07:55] Jinno
    The little girl doesn't seem
    to have a lot of faith in police,
[08:00] Jinno
    and if you guys are involved,
[08:02] Jinno
    there's no real need
    for us to show our faces.
[08:05] Terui
    We're gonna look
    into his identity too, Hidari.
[08:08] Terui
    If either of us finds anything,
     we'll pool intel.
[08:11] Terui
    Sound good?
[08:13] Shotaro
    Hate to take my cues from the cops,
[08:16] Shotaro
    but we could use the help this time around.
[08:19] Terui
    I take it you think a Dopant
    is involved too, then.
[08:23] Shotaro
    That's part of it...
[08:26] Shotaro
    But when I see that tiny client crying,
[08:29] Shotaro
    it makes me want to fix this
    as soon as I can.
[08:36] Shotaro
    The investigation was underway.
[08:38] Shotaro
    There was a good chance
    that Rentaro had been kidnapped
[08:41] Shotaro
    and was being held by this giant.
[08:43] Shotaro
    While Terui was trying to identify him,
[08:46] Shotaro
    we followed Rentaro's trail to the
    place he met the guy for the hand-off.
SIGN    Friends who know W and Accel's secret identities! Most are people we met in the course of solving a case, sworn to secrecy! • Akira Aoyama • Frank Shirogane • Lily Shirogane Other people in on the secret: • Isamu Bito (Runs a cart, a friend of Dad's) • Nagi Shimamoto (Employee at the Fuuto Wild Bird Park) • Toru Kawai (Rookie film director) • Kyoko Todoroki (Director of the Fuuto Museum) • Yui Aoyama (Akira's big sister) • Asami Mutsuki (Singer)
SIGN    Friends who are not in on the secret!
     • Watcherman
     • Santa
     • Queen & Elizabeth
     They all talk too much!
    
     • Detective Jinno
     • Detective Makura
     They'd probably end up
     in all kinds of trouble if they knew...
[08:54] Tokime
    So Detective Jinno doesn't know who W
    and Accel really are, either?
[09:32] Tokime
    What...?
[09:57] Philip
    And there's no trace of
    the blueprints or prototype?
[09:59] Shotaro
    Everything from the order seems
    to have gone missing.
[10:02] Shotaro
    No traces at the workshop, either.
[10:04] Shotaro
    Terui's working on this, too,
[10:06] Shotaro
    so I'll let you know if anything turns up.
[10:09] Akiko
    Work!
[10:09] Philip
    Understood.
[10:10] Philip
    Shotaro, your suspicions
    of a kidnapping seem likely.
[10:11] Akiko
    Memory! Be fixed already!
[10:16] Philip
    If Rentaro Rando is the only one
    capable of building the part in question,
[10:16] Akiko
    Start working! Be fixed now!
[10:20] Philip
    all the more so.
[10:21] Akiko
    I'm telling you to friggin'
    work already over here!
[10:21] Philip
    If I could see the valve in question,
[10:24] Philip
    I should be able to figure
     out its purpose, but...
[10:29] Shotaro
    Tokime?
[10:31] Shotaro
    Did she space out, again?
[10:34] Shotaro
    I guess I can't blame her.
[10:37] Shotaro
    No!
[10:38] Shotaro
    As her supervisor,
    I oughta lay down the law!
[10:41] Shotaro
    Yeah!
[10:51] Tokime
    Shadow Fuuto... I...
[10:54] Tokime
    I'm back.
[10:57] Tokime
    Wait, back?
[11:01] Tokime
    This presence... It's like I felt with Road.
[11:04] Tokime
    That's right! I remember now!
[11:07] Tokime
    This town is terrifying!
[11:09] Tokime
    It's a den of nightmares,
    where beasts prowl!
[11:12] Tokime
    Why?!
[11:14] Tokime
    What made me think I shouldn't
    leave a place like this?!
[11:19] Tokime
    What was I trying to accomplish here?!
[11:49] Tokime
    This place... is full of monsters.
[12:02] Tokime
    That's it. I remember now.
[12:05] Tokime
    They're...
[12:12] Tokime
    I need to get back!
[12:17] Tokime
    I need to let Shotaro know!
[12:29] Tokime
    If I remember, this should
    be around Yugiri-cho!
[12:32] Tokime
    This should be near Kogarashi Hill!
[12:35] Tokime
    Which means the agency office should be...
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
[12:44] Shotaro
    No leads, huh?
[12:47] Terui
    No.
[12:48] Terui
    We couldn't ID him after all.
[12:51] Shotaro
    From what I heard at the café
    where Rentaro met this guy,
[12:55] Shotaro
    they seemed to get into an argument
    about handing over the part.
[13:00] (Flashback) Rentaro
    You'd better not be some kind of terrorist!
[13:05] Philip
    I'd assume it went like this:
[13:07] Philip
    During the course of
    developing this special valve,
[13:10] Philip
    Rentaro Rando noticed that it
    could be used for dangerous ends.
[13:13] Philip
    It was asking about this
    that got him kidnapped.
[13:17] Philip
    It's unclear whether they took him
[13:19] Philip
    to preserve their secret, or to keep him
    to build more parts in the future.
[13:22] Shotaro
    It's still possible this
    could be a normal crime,
[13:26] Shotaro
    but what Ritsuka said about
    this guy vanishing in an alley...
[13:30] Shotaro
    I can't get it out of my head.
[13:32] Terui
    He must be involved with Shadow Fuuto.
[13:35] Akiko
    If that's the case, we're screwed.
[13:37] Akiko
    There's no way to get over there, right?
[13:40] Philip
    No. There is one.
[13:42] Philip
    We ask for Tokime's help.
[13:45] Philip
    She's had mysterious
    powers this entire time.
[13:49] Philip
    She sensed the presence of a Dopant
    that could traverse the two worlds,
[13:52] Philip
    and capitalized on that to cross
    between Shadow Fuuto and reality herself.
[13:56] Akiko
    I get it!
[13:57] Akiko
    If we get Tokime to find
    wherever space is all wonky...
[14:01] Akiko
    Wait, where is she, anyway?
[14:04] Shotaro
    Well, uh...
[14:05] Shotaro
    She vanished again, y'know?
[14:07] Shotaro
    Seriously, and just when we have
    a job that we need her for!
[14:13] Shotaro
    I better give her an earful when I see her!
[14:15] Shotaro
    Man!
[14:16] Akiko
    Oh, he is so worried.
[14:18] Terui
    Hidari's still trying
    to keep up the tough act.
[14:21] Philip
    Even when it's obvious enough
    to us how he really is.
[14:24] Shotaro
    Would the peanut gallery
    just lay off already?!
[14:27] Tokime
    Shotaro!
[14:29] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[14:30] Shotaro
    Hey, dummy, where do you think you've—
[14:33] Shotaro
    Tokime?
[14:35] Akiko
    Oh, no! He misses her so
    much he's hallucinating!
[14:39] Tokime
    Shotaro! Shotaro!
[14:42] Shotaro
    I hear her! I know it!
[14:44] Shotaro
    Tokime! Where are you?!
[15:00] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[15:05] Philip
    That's...
[15:06] Shotaro
    Wait...
[15:07] Shotaro
    Were you in Shadow Fuuto?
[15:08] Tokime
    It's bad, Shotaro!
[15:10] Tokime
    Ritsuka's grandpa is in danger!
[15:13] Tokime
    If... If he's really over there...
[15:17] Tokime
    We need to find him, fast!
[15:20] Shotaro
    What's got you so spooked?
[15:22] Tokime
    I remembered a little about that city!
[15:25] Tokime
    And we need to hurry!
    There are so many of them there!
[15:28] Terui
    Hidari!
[15:30] Shotaro
    Brachiosaurus!
[15:41] Akiko
    Tokime!
[15:46] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[15:47] Tokime
    Shotaro!
[15:52] Philip
    After her!
[15:58] Philip/Shotaro & Terui
    Transform!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[16:00] Driver
    Accel!
[16:17] Terui
    Is this the place, Hidari?
[16:19] Shotaro
    Yeah...
[16:20] Shotaro
    These shadowy roads,
[16:23] Shotaro
    and the eerie sight of a town
    without a single person to be seen.
[16:26] Shotaro
    I'm positive.
[16:28] Shotaro
    This is the same Shadow Fuuto we
    ended up in when we fought Road.
[16:31] Philip
    But this seems to be a different
    location from where we chased him.
[16:35] Philip
    Look there.
[16:37] Shotaro
    There's a huge tower like that here?
[16:39] Philip
    We couldn't see that
    building clearly before.
[16:43] Philip
    I believe we're closer to
    the heart of the city than last time.
[16:47] Shotaro
    For now, we need to find Tokime...
[16:57] Shotaro
    It's him!
[16:58] Nikaido
    Kamen Riders, huh?
[17:01] Nikaido
    How'd you get into our city?
[17:04] Terui
    My question comes first.
[17:06] Terui
    Are you Brachiosaurus?
[17:08] Shotaro
    Where's Tokime?! And...
[17:11] Shotaro
    Are you the one who
    kidnapped Rentaro Rando?!
[17:16] Nikaido
    Lot of questions flying around,
    and not a lot of answers.
[17:19] Nikaido
    But I think I already know what I need.
[17:23] Nikaido
    Mr. Bando probably invited the girl.
[17:30] Philip
    Bando...
[17:32] Nikaido
    And you boys just happened to be on the
    case, trying the find the old-timer,
[17:37] Nikaido
    which led to you getting
    mixed up in my work.
[17:41] Nikaido
    Talk about your nasty coincidences.
[17:45] Nikaido
    Though maybe that's just how it works
[17:48] Nikaido
    when everyone involved has a Memory...
[17:51] Terui
    I don't care how much sense it makes to you.
[17:53] Terui
    I'm still waiting for answers.
[17:55] Nikaido
    You're not gonna get any.
[17:57] Shotaro
    Stop messing around!
[17:59] Shotaro
    You think we're gonna let you walk,
    knowing you're behind this?!
[18:02] Nikaido
    Behind what?
[18:03] Nikaido
    I might be the one who made
    the order to Rentaro Rando...
[18:08] Nikaido
    But he waltzed in here on his own two feet.
[18:12] Shotaro
    What?!
[18:15] Nikaido
    Man's a real artist, I'll admit.
[18:18] Nikaido
    He figured out what the valve was for,
    questioned me about it,
[18:23] Nikaido
    and followed me in here.
[18:29] (Flashback) Nikaido
    This was a stupid call, mister.
[18:31] (Flashback) Nikaido
    You should've just done as you were told.
[18:35] Nikaido
    He's probably still running and hiding.
[18:38] Nikaido
    I wish I knew where he was myself.
[18:41] Shotaro
    Then Rentaro really is here!
[18:44] Philip
    Who are you? What's
    your connection to Bando?
[18:47] Nikaido
    Fine, fine! I'll tell you.
[18:55] Nikaido
    My name is Mamoru Nikaido.
[18:58] Nikaido
    I'm not quite an executive yet...
[19:01] Nikaido
    But I'm next in line,
[19:04] Nikaido
    and Mr. Bando trusts me!
[19:09] Nikaido
    My job here is to oversee
    the city's power needs...
[19:14] Nikaido
    And...
[19:17] Nikaido
    To guard it.
SIGN    Reactor!
[19:52] Shotaro
    Reactor?!
[19:54] Philip
    It could only mean a nuclear furnace.
[19:56] Nikaido
    Well, I'm all fired up now.
[20:04] Nikaido
    When I get like this...
[20:07] Nikaido
    There's no stopping me!
[20:20] Terui
    What?!
[20:22] Shotaro
    Damn it, this is bad!
SIGN    Metal!
SIGN    Heat! Metal!
[20:40] Nikaido
    Wha—?
[20:51] Shotaro
    Damn!
SIGN    Metal Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Engine Maximum Drive!
[21:05] Philip/Shotaro
    Metal Branding!
[21:26] Terui
    What?!
[21:27] Terui
    He took two Maximum hits unscathed?
[21:30] Shotaro
    He's putting out a crazy amount of energy.
[21:32] Shotaro
    Even Heat Metal, which gives us more
    thermal resistance than any other form...
[21:36] Philip
    This is a dreadful foe...
[21:38] Philip
    And he's not even a full executive?
[21:42] Nikaido
    I don't screw around.
[21:44] Nikaido
    I might not have a Driver yet,
[21:49] Nikaido
    but I'm second only
    to Mr. Bando and his people!
[22:08] Tokime
    Where am I?
[22:10] Tokime
    Back in Shadow Fuuto?
[22:13] Tokime
    This is bad! I need to run.
[22:15] Brachiosaurus
    There's no need to be afraid.
[22:18] Brachiosaurus
    This is your home, remember?
[22:47] Brachiosaurus
    It's good to see you, Tokime.
SIGN    Dopant Delusion Diary!
[24:30] Bando
    Dopant Delusion Diary!
SIGN    <What If the Shadow Fuuto Dopants
SIGN    Formed a Rock Baaaaand?!!>
[24:32] Bando
    What if the Shadow Fuuto
    Dopants formed a rock band?!!
[24:38] Bando
    All of you are too dangerous to form a band!
[24:42] Bando
    Reactor's too hot,
[24:44] Bando
    Brachiosaurus is too big,
[24:46] Scream
    Wuv!
[24:47] Bando
    and Scream's vocals are too painful!
SIGN    Aurora!
[24:49] Bando
    However...
[24:52] Bando
    Maybe a band-o like this wouldn't be so bad!
[24:55] Bando
    The one of us who can rock the crowd
    in the most picturesque fashion is me!

Season 1

E11 - Superhuman r / In Search of a Connection

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SIGN    Rando Engineering
     Workshop
SIGN    Partners
[00:01] Narrator
    FUUTO PI! The current case...*
SIGN    Fleeing
SIGN    Hires
SIGN    Potential Executive
SIGN    Pulls into
    Shadow Fuuto
SIGN    Battle
SIGN    Need to Save!
[00:04] Ritsuka*
    Grandpa would never leave us to run off!
[00:08] Tokime
    I guess I probably was
    a Dopant after all, wasn't I?
[00:13] Tokime
    Shadow Fuuto...
[00:14] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[00:16] Philip
    After her!
SIGN    Need to Save!
SIGN    Partners
[00:17] Nikaido
    My job here is to oversee
    the city's power needs.
[00:22] Nikaido
    And to guard it.
SIGN    Fleeing
[00:25] Hideo
    It's good to see you, Tokime.
SIGN    Rando Engineering
     Workshop
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Need to Save!
SIGN    Hires
SIGN    Pulls into
    Shadow Fuuto
SIGN    Fleeing
SIGN    Potential Executive
SIGN    Battle
[00:35] Tokime
    This boy is Brachiosaurus?
[00:39] Hideo
    Wow, you really seem to
    have forgotten all about me.
[00:44] Hideo
    That's kind of annoying.
[00:46] Hideo
    Oh, well.
[00:47] Hideo
    Could you hand over
    that silver visa you were given?
[00:51] Hideo
    It was given to you because
    Bando thought it was time
[00:55] Hideo
    for you to move back to the city.
[00:59] Tokime
    Yukiji Bando...
[01:01] Hideo
    Right.
[01:02] Hideo
    But he happened to do that just
     as your friends were investigating Nikaido,
[01:08] Hideo
    which has turned this into a real mess.
[01:11] Hideo
    So, to keep you from using
    that whenever you want,
[01:13] Hideo
    I'll be taking it back.
[01:15] Tokime
    Do you know about my past?
[01:18] Hideo
    Hurry and hand it over, please.
[01:25] Hideo
    What a mean lady you are.
[01:27] Hideo
    Pulling a move like that on a kid.
[01:31] Hideo
    You're wasting your time.
[01:33] Tokime
    M-My body...
[01:36] Hideo
    Don't move a step.
[01:52] Hideo
    And that's that.
[01:54] Hideo
    Bando wants to respect your wishes,
[01:56] Hideo
    but I think we should
    probably collect you, too.
[02:00] Hideo
    You seem ready enough.
[02:05] Hideo
    I know.
[02:07] Hideo
    Why not just examine you?
[02:10] Hideo
    Take all your clothes off, please.
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Superhuman r / In Search of a Connection
[03:52] Nikaido
    Did that melt them?
[04:00] Nikaido
    I guess that's Accel Trial.
[04:04] Nikaido
    And as you're the Kamen Riders
    who destroyed the Museum,
[04:07] Nikaido
    it makes sense that you won't go down easy.
[04:10] Shotaro
    A-Appreciate the save, Terui.
[04:12] Terui
    This doesn't change the fact
    that our attacks are ineffective.
[04:16] Philip
    As the name implies,
[04:18] Philip
    he's become an
    anthropomorphized nuclear reactor.
[04:20] Philip
    He can emit limitless
    energy for his offense,
[04:23] Philip
    and the intense heat around his body is an
    impregnable defense in and of itself.
[04:31] Shotaro
    So what's the play, partner?
[04:33] Philip
    One comes to mind.
[04:34] Philip
    You'll need to switch
    your Memory to Trigger.
[04:36] Shotaro
    Okay.
SIGN    Trigger!
SIGN    Heat! Trigger!
[04:47] Philip
    As a prerequisite, we need to be able to
    penetrate his armor of intense temperature.
[04:51] Philip
    We'll use Heat Trigger's Maximum Drive,
[04:52] Philip
    with the most potent
    firepower of any attack W has,
[04:54] Philip
    and focus it further on a
    single pinpoint target.
[04:57] Shotaro
    I love it.
[04:59] Shotaro
    Going on the offense suits me way
    more than trying to avoid taking hits.
[04:59] Memory
    Trigger Maximum Drive!
[05:03] Philip
    Ryu Terui, we'll need to borrow your gadget.
[05:06] Philip
    The Beetle Phone's horns should
    allow us to focus the energy.
[05:10] Terui
    Got it.
SIGN    Beetle!
[05:19] Shotaro
    Thanks for that, Terui.
[05:20] Shotaro
    Think I'm gonna call this bad boy...
[05:23] Shotaro
    The Trigger Beetle Blaster.
[05:25] Philip
    As usual, I'll leave the appellations to you.
[05:28] Philip
    Aim for the seam in his armor!
[05:30] Shotaro
    Yeah! Let's do this!
[05:37] Philip/Shotaro
    Trigger Beetle Blaster!
[05:55] Shotaro
    Did we get him?!
[06:03] Shotaro
    All right! That actually worked.
[06:05] Terui
    This is our chance!
[06:09] Philip
    Remain cautious! He's going to strike back!
[06:20] Shotaro
    What was that?! What'd you do?
[06:22] Nikaido
    I put out the call...
[06:28] Nikaido
    To my men.
[06:32] Nikaido
    They're headed this way.
[06:40] Terui
    What?!
[06:43] Philip
    They're...
[06:45] Philip
    Road Dopants?
[06:48] Nikaido
    That hurt more than I expected.
[06:51] Nikaido
    So right now, my priority
    is kicking you out of this city.
[07:06] Hideo
    Hurry and strip!
[07:21] Hideo
    Wow. You're so defiant.
[07:24] Hideo
    Which means I definitely
    can't let you go back.
[07:28] Hideo
    Do you still think you're on
    the side of those Kamen Riders?
[07:33] Tokime
    Kamen... Riders...
[07:36] (Flashback) Shotaro
    It helps to remember how anxious your
    client looks when you first meet them.
[08:01] Hideo
    Ow, that hurt...
[08:03] Hideo
    But seriously?
[08:06] Hideo
    I think she's grown
    a little too much, Bando.
[08:11] Hideo
    And Brachio's not agile enough for a chase.
[08:19] Hideo
    After her, my Bones.
[08:24] Shotaro
    Are you kidding me?
[08:26] Shotaro
    There were this many Roads,
    apart from the one we fought?
[08:29] Nikaido
    You mean that Sabu guy, right?
[08:32] Nikaido
    He was more of a reserve
    candidate than anything.
[08:36] Nikaido
    You're looking at the chosen,
    from all of the potential candidates.
[08:41] Nikaido
    They've been producing the ground
    that let us expand the city.
[08:46] Philip
    They've got this many copies
    of a powerful Memory like Road?
[08:51] Shotaro
    Whoa, hold up.
[08:53] Shotaro
    Didn't they need to eat people in order
    to produce this black pavement?!
[08:58] Philip
    Of course.
[09:00] Philip
    That's what she meant...
[09:02] Nikaido
    It is what it is.
[09:04] Nikaido
    They build the roads, and they need energy,
    which means eating people.
[09:09] Nikaido
    That's how they operate.
[09:11] Shotaro
    What the hell are you saying?!
[09:13] Shotaro
    You think people are food?!
[09:15] Nikaido
    I think they're meaningful sacrifices.
[09:18] Nikaido
    So that we can make our utopia a reality.
[09:22] Shotaro
    You son of a...!
[09:24] Nikaido
    Though if I'm being honest,
    Mr. Bando's the ideology guy.
[09:28] Philip
    Something is now abundantly clear to me.
[09:31] Philip
    You people are truly demonic.
[09:33] Philip
    And we will not allow your
    hellish schemes free reign!
SIGN    Luna! Trigger!
SIGN    Engine!
SIGN    Electric!
[09:58] Shotaro
    There's too damn many of them!
[10:01] Philip
    Shotaro, this is bad! They're a threat!
[10:03] Shotaro
    That's why we're fighting them, man!
[10:05] Philip
    I don't mean to us!
[10:07] Philip
    Remember what Tokime said at the garage?
[10:08] (Flashback) Tokime
    There are so many of them there!
[10:11] Philip
    If Rentaro really has
    wandered into this town...
[10:15] Shotaro
    Then these guys might try to eat him!
[10:18] Philip
    That's what Tokime remembered.
[10:21] Philip
    When she sensed Road coming
    and going from Shadow Fuuto,
[10:24] Philip
    she sensed more than one!
[10:26] Nikaido
    It's not just Road, either.
[10:28] Nikaido
    There are losers who
    couldn't become High Dopes
[10:31] Nikaido
    squatting all over this city.
[10:34] Nikaido
    They'll probably be out for blood if they
    see some poor sap running around, too.
[10:38] Nikaido
    That's another one of Road's jobs:
    taking out their kind of trash.
[10:43] Nikaido
    And once those failures are eaten,
    they become a part of the city's foundation.
[10:48] Nikaido
    Pretty efficient, right?
[10:51] Shotaro
    This whole damn town is overrun
    with man-eating monsters?!
[10:54] Shotaro
    If we don't get him out of here,
    fast, Rentaro's gonna...
[10:57] Terui
    That won't happen!
[10:59] Terui
    We're taking all of you down,
[11:02] Terui
    and saving the victim!
[11:07] Nikaido
    You've got it mixed up.
[11:09] Nikaido
    They aren't here to fight you.
[11:25] Philip
    Oh, no! They're...
[11:32] Nikaido
    We'd probably win anyway,
    but better to end it now.
[11:35] Nikaido
    Since you guys don't have
    a way to get back here.
[11:39] Shotaro
    Bastard!
[11:40] Nikaido
    Relax.
[11:42] Nikaido
    I'll find the old-timer and the woman.
[11:45] Nikaido
    They're too valuable to turn into pavement.
[11:56] Nikaido
    I'd recommend forgetting all about this
    and living your lives in peace.
[12:01] Nikaido
    Until the appointed time, at least.
[12:10] Akiko
    How's Tokime?
[12:12] Philip
    He got us.
[12:20] Nikaido
    Kamen Riders, huh?
[12:22] Nikaido
    I can see why Mr. Bando said
    to avoid them if possible.
[12:32] Nikaido
    Idiot!
[12:33] Nikaido
    How many times do I tell you not to
    touch me when I'm transformed?
[12:39] Nikaido
    Turning into Road tends to make them
    impulsive as well as violent, huh?
[12:47] Nikaido
    Not that I'm in any position to judge.
[12:50] Nikaido
    Find the old man, and remember:
[12:52] Nikaido
    Don't eat him.
[12:59] Nikaido
    I get the feeling they didn't understand me.
[13:05] Terui
    They managed to boot us out of Shadow Fuuto.
[13:09] Shotaro
    Damn it!
[13:13] Shotaro
    Gotta...
[13:14] Shotaro
    Gotta get back there, somehow, soon!
[13:19] Shotaro
    Rentaro and Tokime are both...
[13:23] Shotaro
    Our path to the city
    of shadows was blocked off.
[13:27] Shotaro
    We didn't have a way to return there
[13:32] Shotaro
    or a single other lead to follow.
[13:57] (Flashback) Hideo
    Do you still think you're on
    the side of those Kamen Riders?
[14:02] Tokime
    I... just who am I?!
[14:06] Tokime
    What am I supposed to do, Shotaro?!
[14:14] Rentaro
    No good...
[14:16] Rentaro
    Too many of these freaks... to run from.
[14:23] Rentaro
    I'm so sorry, Ritsuka.
[14:36] Akiko
    Well, these guys sound like super-bad news.
[14:39] Philip
    Yes.
[14:40] Philip
    They've been digging deeply and quietly,
[14:42] Philip
    expanding their underworld city.
[14:45] Philip
    A criminal enterprise the same size of Fuuto
[14:48] Philip
    has been steadily gaining
    strength this entire time.
[14:51] Philip
    While we still don't even have
    a means of approaching it.
[14:56] Philip
    Where is Ryu Terui?
[14:58] Akiko
    He's been looking into the perps who turned
    into Dopants again, just in case.
[15:02] Akiko
    But if the Shadow Fuuto
    guys didn't kill them,
[15:05] Akiko
    they're either seriously out cold,
[15:07] Akiko
    or wouldn't know any secrets to spill.
[15:12] Philip
    Oh, it's just... "Just in case."
[15:14] Philip
    A truly splendid turn of phrase.
[15:16] Philip
    To do nothing would to leave
    our chance of victory at 0%.
[15:19] Philip
    I believe I'll review the data
    pertaining to the case as well.
[15:23] Philip
    Just in case.
[15:37] Shotaro
    Tokime... you gotta answer me.
[15:40] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[15:45] Shotaro
    No good.
[15:47] Shotaro
    There's no way my voice could reach her.
[15:49] Shotaro
    She's the one with special powers.
[15:53] Shotaro
    I've got nothing.
[15:55] Shotaro
    Back then,
[15:56] Shotaro
    I only was able to hear her
    because of how close she was.
[16:01] Shotaro
    Rentaro's probably being
    hunted down right now.
[16:04] Shotaro
    Do I just have to wait for Tokime to
    find a way to escape on her own?
[16:09] Shotaro
    I'm so...
[16:11] Shotaro
    I'm such a useless supervisor!
[16:19] Akiko
    Give it a rest!
[16:20] Shotaro
    Ow!
[16:21] Shotaro
    Akiko?!
[16:22] Akiko
    You really are one
    useless supervisor, aren't you?!
[16:25] Shotaro
    Wh-What are you—
[16:26] Akiko
    Oh, I get it.
[16:28] Akiko
    After what happened at the garage...
[16:30] Akiko
    You're hoping the power of love will be
    enough to help you connect again!
[16:34] Akiko
    Is that it?
[16:35] Shotaro
    N-No!
[16:37] Akiko
    You can't expect convenient miracles like
    that to keep happening, if you ask me.
[16:47] Akiko
    When it comes to making miracles happen,
[16:50] Akiko
    you've only done it one way.
[16:54] Shotaro
    It's when I bust my hump,
    doing everything I can to help my client.
[17:00] Shotaro
    That's right. Tokime's the same.
[17:02] Shotaro
    She was in danger herself,
[17:05] Shotaro
    but she chose to tell us about the danger
    to Rentaro before anything else!
[17:22] Shotaro
    I appreciate this, Akiko.
SIGN    You may go!
[17:29] Shotaro
    Okay! They say the more
    field work, the better.
[17:32] Shotaro
    I'm gonna start looking around Rentaro's
    shop and see if I can find anything new.
[17:40] Akiko
    "Shadow Fuuto," my butt!
[17:45] Akiko
    You better not screw
    with folks from the real Fuuto!
SIGN    Rando Engineering Workshop
SIGN    Commissions
SIGN    Company Commissions
[17:56] Reiichi
    I'm not sure you're going to
    find anything new after last time.
[18:00] Shotaro
    I know.
[18:02] Shotaro
    Your father is extremely detail-oriented.
[18:04] Shotaro
    And his stuff is so organized,
[18:07] Shotaro
    I doubt I'm gonna find anything new.
[18:10] Shotaro
    But I need something,
    anything, to work off of.
[18:14] Shotaro
    That might be all it takes
    to figure this out!
[18:21] Reiichi
    I think I'll join you.
[18:30] Shotaro
    Oh, I was wondering,
[18:31] Shotaro
    is Ritsuka not back from school yet?
[18:34] Shotaro
    I figured I'd go over things with her, too.
[18:36] Reiichi
    She's probably at the shrine
    around the back of the mountain.
SIGN    Hanabuki Shrine
[18:39] Shotaro
    Shrine?
[18:40] Reiichi
    It's called Hanabuki Shrine.
[18:42] Reiichi
    My father went there to pray all the time.
[18:51] Ritsuka
    Mr. Detective?
[18:54] Shotaro
    You were praying for your
    granddad to be safe, right?
[18:56] Shotaro
    Think I'll join you.
[18:58] Ritsuka
    Thanks.
[19:01] Ritsuka
    I'm sure our prayers will be granted.
[19:07] Ritsuka
    Grandpa prays here all the time, too.
[19:11] Ritsuka
    "Please let this new job well,"
    that kinda thing.
[19:15] Shotaro
    He prayed about work a lot?
[19:18] Ritsuka
    Not at this one, but there's
    another shrine in the back...
[19:22] Ritsuka
    I heard that it's made special
    for blacksmiths and craftsmen,
[19:26] Ritsuka
    and hardly anyone else uses it, now.
[19:29] Ritsuka
    Grandpa would always offer up
    the prototypes of new parts he would build.
[19:35] (Flashback) Philip
    If I could see the valve in question,
[19:38] (Flashback) Philip
    I should be able to figure
     out its purpose, but...
[19:41] Shotaro
    If the prototype for
    Nikaido's piece is in there...
[19:45] Shotaro
    Philip might be able to find something!
[19:51] Ritsuka
    Hurry, hurry!
[20:02] Shotaro
    Ritsuka!
[20:03] Ritsuka
    Yeah!
[20:08] Shotaro
    Come on, you gotta be in here...
[20:27] Akiko
    Shotaro!
[20:31] Akiko
    Is this...
SIGN    Specialty Valve Prototype [10/22]
[20:35] Philip
    It's the date he disappeared.
[20:37] Philip
    Is this the prototype
    of the valve in question?
[20:40] Shotaro
    You're up, partner.
[20:45] Philip
    Now that I have the actual hardware,
[20:47] Philip
    it shouldn't take long
    to discern the purpose of it.
[21:05] Philip
    I've looked up and grasped everything
    regarding this piece of equipment.
[21:09] Shotaro
    So, what's it for?
[21:10] Philip
    The explanation can wait.
[21:11] Philip
    There are two things I can come
    to an immediate conclusion on:
[21:14] Philip
    One, this device was not meant
    to be used in Shadow Fuuto,
[21:18] Philip
    but somewhere in our Fuuto.
[21:22] Philip
    And the other fact...
[21:23] Philip
    is that Nikaido would definitely
    use this device with some regularity.
[21:28] Philip
    Which would make that location
    a connection between the two cities...
[21:32] Philip
    The entrance to Shadow Fuuto!
[21:34] Philip
    And you found it for us.
[21:36] Philip
    Let's go, Shotaro!
[21:39] Shotaro
    It wasn't me.
[21:41] Shotaro
    Ritsuka's love for her granddad found it.
[22:20] Tokime
    This way!
[22:34] Tokime
    You're Rentaro Rando, right?
[22:36] Tokime
    I'm here to help.
[22:37] Rentaro
    Who in the world are you?
SIGN    Stag!
[22:51] Tokime
    The assistant...
[22:55] Tokime
    To a detective.
SIGN    Oh, I'm All Fired Up Now!
[24:30] Nikaido
    Oh, I'm all fired up now!
[24:33] Road
    Poke, poke...
[24:36] Nikaido
    Oh, I'm all fired up now!
[24:40] Nikaido
    I'm fired up now!
[24:45] Nikaido
    When I get like this,
    there's no stopping me!
[24:48] Nikaido
    Hey, hey, hey!
[24:55] Hideo
    What am I watching?
[24:56] Kazuha
    I wuv it!

Season 1

E12 - Superhuman r / Death, and......

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SIGN    Rando Engineering
     Workshop
[00:00] Narrator
    Previously on FUUTO PI*...
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Fleeing
SIGN    Hires
SIGN    Potential Executive
SIGN    Old Acquaintance?
SIGN    Need to Save!
SIGN    Protect!
SIGN    Battle
[00:03] Hideo
    Do you still think you're on
    the side of those Kamen Riders?
[00:06] Philip
    If Rentaro really has
    wandered into this town...
SIGN    Partners
[00:09] Shotaro
    Then these guys might try to eat him!
[00:11] Nikaido
    Better to end it now.
[00:13] Nikaido
    Since you guys don't have a way to get back here.
[00:16] Shotaro
    Ritsuka's love for her granddad found it.
[00:19] Tokime
    You're Rentaro Rando, right?
SIGN    Old Acquaintance?
[00:21] Tokime
    I'm here to help.
[00:22] Rentaro
    Who in the world are you?
[00:24] Tokime
    The assistant...
[00:27] Tokime
    To a detective.
SIGN    Rando Engineering
     Workshop
SIGN    Partners
SIGN    Need to Save!
SIGN    Protect!
SIGN    Old Acquaintance?
SIGN    Hires
SIGN    Fleeing
SIGN    Potential Executive
SIGN    Battle
[00:49] Tokime
    We could use a little break.
[00:51] Rentaro
    I'm so sorry.
[00:53] Rentaro
    It's because of me...
[00:54] Tokime
    I'm just trying to make your
    granddaughter's wish come true.
[00:57] Rentaro
    I see... Ritsuka hired you.
[01:00] Tokime
    This was kind of crazy
    though, don't you think?
[01:03] Tokime
    Following someone suspicious
    into a place like this.
[01:07] Rentaro
    I did it without thinking.
[01:09] Rentaro
    Probably old regrets rearing their head...
[01:13] Rentaro
    A long time ago,
[01:15] Rentaro
    I got an order for some parts
    from a foreign company.
[01:17] Rentaro
    They were asking for a bigger lot
    than was reasonable,
[01:20] Rentaro
    but we worked hard to complete the order.
[01:22] Rentaro
    Then it turned out...
[01:26] Rentaro
    They were parts for anti-personnel mines,
[01:30] Rentaro
    and these guys were Middle Eastern
    guerrillas in disguise.
[01:33] Rentaro
    Not only soldiers,
[01:35] Rentaro
    but civilians and kids ended up
    getting killed by those mines.
[01:38] Rentaro
    The cops said I was a victim,
    and that I shouldn't worry about it.
[01:42] Rentaro
    But I've felt guilty ever since!
[01:45] Rentaro
    So... I had to do something.
[01:50] (Flashback) Rentaro
    You better not be some kind of terrorist!
[01:53] (Flashback) Nikaido
    No need to fret.
[01:55] (Flashback) Nikaido
    This hardware isn't going to hurt anybody.
[02:01] Rentaro
    But I couldn't trust him. So I followed him.
[02:05] Tokime
    What was the part for, anyway?
[02:09] Rentaro
    I couldn't tell you for sure.
[02:11] Rentaro
    But while I was putting it together,
    something came to mind.
[02:22] Rentaro
    The machine wasn't like
    anything I'd seen before.
[02:25] Rentaro
    But it looked close enough
    to what I was worried about.
[02:28] Rentaro
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was
    a small nuclear reactor.
[02:31] Tokime
    A nuclear reactor?!
[02:32] Rentaro
    No legit person would have
    access to that sorta thing.
[02:35] Rentaro
    The part I ended up making really was
    the control valve for a nuclear reactor!
[02:59] (Flashback) Nikaido
    This was a stupid call, mister.
[03:01] (Flashback) Nikaido
    You should've just done as you were told.
[03:05] Rentaro
    I've been stuck in this
    dark city ever since.
[03:09] Tokime
    I see.
[03:11] Tokime
    But that's amazing.
[03:12] Tokime
    I think it's important you
    felt that way, Rentaro.
[03:16] Tokime
    We can't let our pasts beat us!
[03:22] Tokime
    Okay, I'm gonna need your help, Rentaro!
[03:25] Tokime
    Time to give these guys some payback!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Superhuman r / Death, and......
[03:38] Rentaro
    Hey, what are we doing?!
[03:40] Tokime
    We need to find the place you
    were when you got here!
[03:43] Tokime
    That'd be the location of their base, right?
[03:46] Tokime
    And another gate back to our
    world might open up there!
[03:49] Tokime
    Once we get back, we can contact my friends,
[03:52] Tokime
    and bring down their operations in Fuuto!
[04:03] Tokime
    A black passport...
[04:10] Tokime
    Come on, Rentaro!
[04:44] MIB1
    We're sorry, sir.
    The girl and the old man...
[04:46] Nikaido
    Couldn't find them, huh?
[04:48] Nikaido
    I'll bet...
[04:49] Nikaido
    Since they're right here!
[04:58] Tokime
    Beams from his eyes?!
[04:59] Nikaido
    Just like a superhuman
    from a comic book, right?
[05:02] Nikaido
    It's my High Dope ability.
[05:06] Nikaido
    My Memory, Reactor,
[05:08] Nikaido
    causes a major buildup of thermal
    energy in my body when I transform
[05:11] Nikaido
    that doesn't go away.
[05:13] Nikaido
    I end up having to wear special
    heat-resistant clothes as a result.
[05:19] Nikaido
    And this thing is the cooling device
[05:20] Nikaido
    that helps keep the living reactor
    I've become from melting down.
[05:24] Nikaid
    I told you, didn't I?
[05:26] Nikaido
    Your work wasn't gonna hurt anybody.
[05:29] Nikaido
    If anything, it's healing me.
[05:31] Nikaido
    I'm hoping we can continue to—
[05:33] Rentaro
    I don't think so!
[05:34] Rentaro
    Even if the machine's not hurting anyone,
[05:36] Rentaro
    you're up to no good yourself, aren't you?!
[05:39] Rentaro
    I am never helping anyone like that again!
[05:43] Rentaro
    I was trying to give you
    a way out of this alive, y'know.
[05:47] Rentaro
    Guess this is goodbye, then.
[06:00] Tokime
    The Xtreme Memory?
[06:02] Shotaro
    Bingo!
[06:03] Philip
    And it seems we've arrived
    in the nick of time.
[06:07] Tokime
    Shotaro! Philip!
[06:09] Shotaro
    Tokime, you did a great job
     keeping Rentaro alive.
[06:12] Shotaro
    That's my assistant!
[06:14] Nikaido
    How'd you two find this place?
[06:17] Shotaro
    This showed the way.
[06:19] Nikaido
    The prototype valve?
[06:21] Nikaido
    I thought I had disposed of
    all the old man's belongings.
[06:25] Philip
    Shotaro was able to find the part.
[06:28] Philip
    Once I saw it, I was able to
    guess the purpose it served.
[06:31] Philip
    A valve for a small nuclear reactor...
[06:33] Philip
    But not used in the
    creation of electric power.
[06:37] Philip
    The opposite, if anything.
[06:39] Philip
    It was clear to me
[06:40] Philip
    the actual nuclear reactor it was
    meant to be used with was you.
[06:43] Philip
    The Reactor Dopant.
[06:45] Philip
    After looking up the characteristics
    of your Memory, I judged that this valve
[06:49] Philip
    would likely be included in a cooling unit,
    for the person who uses it.
[06:52] Philip
    The rest was simple enough.
[06:54] Philip
    I just had to compute the
    unique electromagnetic frequency
[06:56] Philip
    such a device would give
    off to identify its location.
[06:59] Nikaido
    That's ridiculous.
[07:00] Nikaido
    Seeing the prototype valve
    wouldn't give you all that.
[07:03] Shotaro
    My partner's not your run
    of the mill genius, pal.
[07:06] Shotaro
    And then this little guy helped
    us track down your signal.
SIGN    Spider!
[07:10] Philip
    The Spider Shock can track down
    RF and HF signals of all varieties.
[07:14] Nikaido
    Even then, there was no guarantee
    the machine was in this world.
[07:19] Philip
    That was a deduction on my part.
[07:22] Philip
    The device would not
    have been in Shadow Fuuto
[07:25] Philip
    because your personality would
    not allow it, Mamoru Nikaido.
[07:28] Philip
    Your behavior suggests a great deal
    of loyalty toward Bando.
[07:33] Philip
    If, in order to gain his approval,
[07:35] Philip
    you were attempting to deal with the
    residual heat in your body on your own,
[07:39] Philip
    you wouldn't want to leave
    the means of doing so in his lap.
[07:42] Philip
    That reason being that it would act
    as a symbol of your imperfections.
[07:48] Philip
    Have I not become a great
    deal more empathetic, Shotaro?
[07:52] Shotaro
    Yeah!
[07:53] Shotaro
    And, trusting my partner's reasoning,
[07:55] Shotaro
    I tracked this place down along with Spider.
[07:57] Shotaro
    Because wherever you stuck the gizmo,
[07:59] Shotaro
    you'd probably be coming and going
     from Shadow Fuuto all the time.
[08:02] Shotaro
    Seems like my assistant had the same idea.
[08:08] Nikaido
    Kamen Riders really are a threat, huh?
[08:11] Nikaido
    If that's the case...
[08:13] Nikaido
    Then I'm gonna end this, right here!
[08:16] Shotaro
    You sure about that?
[08:17] Shotaro
    Transform again, and you're gonna be
    stuck in your "working clothes" for good.
[08:21] Nikaido
    What?
[08:30] Rentaro
    What is that?!
[08:31] Tokime
    I think that's her husband's...
[08:33] Tokime
    Gunner A!
[08:35] Philip
    Correct.
[08:36] Philip
    Ryu Terui's artillery droid.
[08:39] Shotaro
    Rentaro,
[08:40] Shotaro
    I know a part you worked
     hard on is in that thing,
[08:42] Shotaro
    but do you mind?
[08:43] Rentaro
    Hell no, I don't! Smash it!
[08:47] Nikaido
    D-Don't do it!
[08:57] Nikaido
    H-How could you?
[09:00] Philip
    There's no problem, given
    that it contains no actual reactor.
[09:03] Philip
    There should be no environmental effects.
[09:06] Nikaid
    You're gonna pay...
[09:08] Nikaid
    You'll pay for this!
[09:09] Memory
    Reactor!
[09:10] Memory
    Road!
[09:15] Shotaro
    Where's he get off being pissed?
[09:17] Shotaro
    Especially after what we've been through!
[09:19] Philip
    Let's start at ultimate output, Shotaro.
[09:21] Shotaro
    Right!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
[09:29] Philip/Shotaro
    Transform!
SIGN    Cyclone! Joker!
SIGN    Xtreme!
[10:01] Philip/Shotaro
    Now, count up your sins!
[10:10] Rentaro
    Th-That's...
[10:15] Rentaro
    Kamen Rider!
SIGN    Prism!
[10:36] Terui
    You two will be dealing with me.
[10:46] Terui
    Get the victim outside, quickly.
[10:49] Tokime
    This way!
[11:16] Shotaro
    Have some of that!
[11:20] Philip
    This is futile.
[11:21] Philip
    We've accessed everything about your Memory!
[11:24] Nikaido
    Everything about me?
[11:27] Nikaido
    How could you know anything about me?!
[11:34] Shotaro
    Guess he wants to bet it all on one last shot.
[11:37] Philip
    Shotaro.
[11:38] Philip
    We'll use Trigger as the base,
[11:40] Philip
    and then load all three of my Memories
    into the Prism Bicker to fire a beam.
[11:44] Philip
    That should exceed his thermal energy.
[11:46] Shotaro
    Okay!
SIGN    Cyclone Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Heat Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Luna Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Trigger Maximum Drive!
[12:06] Tokime
    So hot!
[12:07] Shotaro
    Tokime!
[12:08] Shotaro
    That's playing dirty, you bastard!
[12:10] Nikaido
    Throw down your weapon, now!
[12:14] Philip
    What will we do, Shotaro?
[12:16] Shotaro
    If we stand around for too long
    the heat's gonna kill Tokime anyway.
[12:19] Shotaro
    We'll have to use some other
    attack to close the gap,
[12:23] Shotaro
    pull Tokime free, and finish him off.
[12:25] Philip
    An attack that would be effective
    against him at close range...
[12:29] Shotaro
    Think hard, partner.
[12:31] Shotaro
    Don't we have a move that's
    perfect for taking on guys
[12:34] Shotaro
    who've overcharged themselves
    with way too much juice
[12:37] Shotaro
    when we're Xtreme?
[12:40] Philip
    I see.
[12:41] Philip
    Understood!
[12:50] Nikaido
    You're being quiet.
[12:52] Nikaido
    I need you to beg for help more.
[12:54] Tokime
    Well, I don't need to.
[12:56] Tokime
    The two of them won't abandon me.
[12:59] Tokime
    And they won't let you get away!
[13:06] Nikaido
    They kept the Memory?!
SIGN    Prism!
SIGN    Prism Maximum Drive!
SIGN    Xtreme Maximum Drive!
[13:33] Philip/Shotaro
    W Prism Extreme!
[13:50] Nikaido
    All this energy inside me...
[13:53] Nikaido
    I can't...
[13:54] Nikaido
    Reactor can't contain it!
[14:11] Shotaro
    It's all back where it belongs.
[14:13] Shotaro
    Everything you took is back in our city.
SIGN    Engine Maximum Drive!
[14:28] Terui
    Despair is waiting for you
    at the finish line.
[14:36] Shotaro
    Terui! You all right?
[14:39] Terui
    Take a look.
[14:45] Philip
    This is our chance!
[14:46] Philip
    The gate to the other city is opening!
[14:49] Philip
    We should be able to steal
    a functioning visa from them!
[14:56] Nikaido
    You trying to let the enemy into our turf?!
[14:59] Nikaido
    You oughta be ashamed!
[15:04] Shotaro
    But we broke his Memory...
[15:06] Philip
    No.
[15:07] Philip
    Those are his own powers.
[15:09] Philip
    Nikaido is expelling the residual
    thermal energy in his body at full force!
[15:15] Shotaro
    But if he does that, won't he...?
[15:18] Philip
    He'll overheat, explode,
    and be burnt through.
[15:22] Nikaido
    The screw-ups end now.
[15:26] Nikaido
    With my power, I'm closing
    the path to the city!
[15:29] Shotaro
    D-Don't do it!
[15:30] Nikaido
    This is goodbye, Kamen Riders.
[15:34] Nikaido
    And...
[15:54] Shotaro
    Thanks for the cover, Terui.
[15:57] Terui
    But he managed to get us a second time.
[16:01] Terui
    Our road into Shadow
    Fuuto's been blocked, again.
[16:18] Nikaido
    Mr. Bando...
[16:20] Nikaido
    I can't apologize enough.
[16:21] Bando
    No.
[16:22] Bando
    You did well to defend the City in the end.
[16:25] Bando
    It saddens me to lose
    someone with your gifts.
[16:30] Nikaido
    Likewise, sir.
[16:32] Nikaido
    I wanted to become... a true superhuman.
[16:38] Nikaido
    Like... you.
[16:48] Hideo
    I'm sorry, Bando.
[16:50] Hideo
    I wasn't able to capture Tokime.
[16:53] Bando
    The matter of Tokime
    is partly my responsibility.
[17:00] Bando
    I want to underscore
[17:01] Bando
    the necessity of avoiding interaction
     with the Kamen Riders.
[17:05] Bando
    We need only quietly, steadily,
    focus on accomplishing our goal.
SIGN    Kamome Billiards
[17:20] Shotaro
    The case was over.
[17:22] Shotaro
    And if nothing else,
[17:23] Shotaro
    we were able to bring Rentaro back,
    like we were asked to.
[17:31] Rentaro
    You can relax.
[17:32] Rentaro
    I'm not gonna tell anybody
    about you boys being Kamen Riders.
[17:36] Shotaro
    Er, well, thanks...
[17:37] Rentaro
    Hey, don't mention it. I owe you.
[17:40] Rentaro
    And you, miss!
[17:43] Ritsuka
    Grandpa!
[17:45] Rentaro
    Ritsuka!
[17:46] Shotaro
    It wasn't the most*
    complete win we'd ever had,
[17:49] Shotaro
    but I'm having trouble
    imagining a better reward
[17:52] Shotaro
    than seeing Ritsuka beaming like that.
[17:55] Shotaro
    It's gonna have to be enough for now.
[18:07] Philip
    The restoration is near complete,
[18:09] Philip
    and I've attached an external power source
    to make up for the damaged one.
[18:13] Philip
    It can't be inserted into a body anymore,
[18:15] Philip
    but we should be able to
    activate this Memory now.
[18:18] Philip
    If Tokime has ever used it,
[18:21] Philip
    the activation should cause a port
    to appear somewhere on her body.
[18:26] Philip
    Here we go. Are you ready?
[18:29] Tokime
    Yes.
SIGN    Joker!
[18:48] Tokime
    Huh...
[18:48] Akiko
    Whoa, whoa, stop right there, Tokime!
[18:51] Akiko
    Okay, boys, out of the garage!
[18:55] Akiko
    No signs of any Memory ports anywhere!
[18:58] Philip
    That confirms it.
[18:59] Philip
    This damaged Joker Memory
    was not used by her.
[19:04] Shotaro
    That's a relief!
[19:05] Akiko
    That means she wasn't a Dopant!
[19:08] Shotaro
    But whose Memory is it, then?
[19:10] Terui
    Even if she never used it,
[19:13] Terui
    it may have still belonged to her.
[19:16] Tokime
    There was something that
    Brachiosaurus boy mentioned...
[19:19] Tokime
    About Shadow Fuuto being my home.
[19:22] Tokime
    He seemed to know me, too.
[19:25] Akiko
    I wonder what their deal is?
[19:30] Philip
    It's not enough to draw a conclusion from,
    but I should inform you anyway.
[19:35] Philip
    I looked up Yukiji Bando
    in the Gaia Library,
[19:38] Philip
    and went through his book.
[19:41] Philip
    He was the CEO of a company
    called Kai Operations.
[19:46] Philip
    They would nurture talented individuals,
    sending them into society.
[19:49] Philip
    Not only that,
[19:50] Philip
    but the company was involved
    in a number of Utopian strategies
[19:54] Philip
    centering on its members.
[19:55] Shotaro
    Seems like a big deal,
    for a guy who looks so young.
[19:59] Philip
    The problem is that this was one of
    the parent organizations of Foundation X.
[20:04] Tokime
    Foundation X?
[20:07] Philip
    They had an interest in developing
    and procuring technology
[20:10] Philip
    that could redefine
    the global military paradigm.
[20:13] Philip
    Super soldiers, a force of revived undead.
[20:16] Philip
    The Gaia Memories developed by my father
    were one of their greatest successes.
[20:21] Tokime
    Your father made them?!
[20:24] Philip
    If Bando was involved with Foundation X,
[20:27] Philip
    then it's no surprise he'd
    be fully aware of Memories.
[20:30] Philip
    But that was as far as the search went.
[20:32] Shotaro
    Say what?
[20:34] Philip
    Bando's book was blank
    after a certain point.
[20:37] Philip
    There is next to no record of his
    activities after leaving the company.
[20:41] Shotaro
    Wait...
[20:42] Shotaro
    Wouldn't that mean this Bando guy...
[20:43] Terui
    At some point, he must have gained
    the ability to literally leave our world.
[20:49] Tokime
    He went to Shadow Fuuto.
[20:52] Philip
    The Gaia Library only contains
    information pertaining to our own world.
[20:57] Philip
    Which is why Bando was comfortable
    revealing his identity to us.
[21:02] Tokime
    Look, I need to ask something.
[21:05] Akiko
    I want to know everything.
[21:06] Akiko
    About Gaia Memories. And the Museum.
[21:09] Akiko
    Everything that you already know.
[21:11] Akiko
    Tokime...
[21:17] Tokime
    I know I must have some strong
    connection with Shadow Fuuto.
[21:21] Tokime
    Which is why I want to face the truth,
    no matter how scary it is.
[21:25] Tokime
    I have to fight my past, like Rentaro did!
[21:29] Tokime
    Please, I need to know!
[21:30] Tokime
    How were Gaia Memories created?
[21:33] Tokime
    How did W's battle begin?!
[21:36] Tokime
    I want to know everything!
[21:38] Shotaro
    The beginning...
[21:52] Shotaro
    In that moment, I'm pretty sure they
    were all looking at me.
[21:56] Shotaro
    Because my partner and friends knew
[21:58] Shotaro
    that answering Tokime's question
    would probably be the hardest for me.
[22:10] Shotaro
    Tokime... are you free tonight?
[22:17] Shotaro
    Later on, I told her an old story...
[22:21] Shotaro
    One I'd rather not have to tell at all.
[22:25] Shotaro
    About the night that this all started.
[22:29] Shotaro
    "Begins Night."
[22:32] Shotaro
    That's what my partner called
    that fateful day.
SIGN    Hard-Boiled Delusion Diary
[24:30] Shotaro
    Hard-Boiled Delusion Diary!
[24:32] Shotaro
    What if the gang were Sengoku era generals?!
SIGN    < What If the Gang Were
    Sengoku Era Generaaaals?!!>
[24:35] Akiko
    Tokime's gotta be the patient Ieyasu.
[24:38] Tokime
    If the cuckoo will not sing,
    we will wait until it does.
[24:42] Akiko
    Philip's probably the resourceful Hideyoshi!
[24:45] Philip
    If the cuckoo will not sing,
    we will find a way to make it sing.
[24:48] Akiko
    Ryu's got a short fuse, so he's Nobunaga!
[24:50] Terui
    If the cuckoo will not sing, then kill it!
[24:54] Shotaro
    Hey, Akiko!
SIGN    The End
[24:54] Terui
    A beheading is waiting for you
    at the finish line, cuckoo!
[24:55] Shotaro
    Why am I just some random grunt?!