5 - So Mean! Demon Coach Asmodai!
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Wh-What's that?
[00:02] ---
A lever?
Huh?
[00:03] ---
-Ding! Bal, bal, bal...
-Oh. Huh! What?
[00:11] ---
-Whoa!
-Bal!
[00:11] ---
Huh?
[00:13] ---
-Ga-ho-ho! Ga-ho-ho!
-Oh man...
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Future Card Buddyfight is a card game where you become
partners with a monster and fight alongside them!
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And now those Buddy Monsters who become
our partners have gained a new power!
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And that power is called...
Impact Monster!
[00:43] ---
It's almost here!
[00:45] ---
Can't wait, bal!
[00:46] ---
The WBC Cup!
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Bal can't wait to become Buddy Champion, bal!
[00:52] ---
It's not going to be that easy!
[00:54] ---
Noboru!
[00:56] ---
Kitten shirt!
Good morning, bal!
[00:58] ---
I keep telling you, it's a tiger!
[01:00] ---
The WBC Cup is going to attract the best
fighters from around the world!
[01:06] ---
Bal will knock out any enemy, bal!
[01:08] ---
The other day, you ate so much pizza that you couldn't move,
and on top of that, you were snoring through Final Phase!
[01:14] ---
You've got some nerve saying that!
[01:16] ---
Bal...
[01:17] ---
Noboru has a point there.
[01:19] ---
Bal only started Buddyfight recently.
[01:23] ---
All right!
It's time for some intensive training!
[01:26] ---
Intensive training?
[01:27] ---
Will Bal become stronger if Bal does
intensive training, bal?
[01:30] ---
Yeah! If you toughen yourself up, you'll get
even stronger than you are now, Bal!
[01:36] ---
Bal will do intensive training, bal!
[01:39] ---
You'll need a coach if you're going to train.
[01:41] ---
Aibo Academy has lots of strong fighters, after all.
[01:46] ---
In that case...
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You want the guy who handed the great
Gao Mikado an instant defeat...
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Noboru Kodo! Leave it to me!
[01:54] ---
Huh?
[01:56] ---
Noboru! If you don't hurry up, you'll be late!
[02:00] ---
You jerks! Try listening to what I'm saying!
[03:36] ---
You want me to be Bal's coach?
[03:38] ---
Of course I don't mind.
[03:39] ---
But you'll have to wait a little.
[03:44] ---
Here you go.
[03:46] ---
Number 281?
[03:48] ---
Senior Tasuku, what is this?
[03:52] ---
Let's start intensive training now, bal!
[03:55] ---
Jack attacks the fighter!
[03:58] ---
I almost had him!
[04:00] ---
Too bad.
[04:02] ---
Thank you very much.
[04:06] ---
Next person!
[04:07] ---
Thank you for this opportunity!
[04:09] ---
Go ahead.
[04:11] ---
Bal can't wait any more, bal!
[04:13] ---
He's going to battle all of these people?
[04:16] ---
Senior Tasuku is just too nice.
[04:18] ---
Guess we'll try someone else.
[04:22] ---
So mean!
Demon Coach Asmodai!
[04:32] ---
Strike!
[04:36] ---
Zanya!
[04:37] ---
Gao!
[04:38] ---
I see...
That dragon must be your new Buddy.
[04:42] ---
Who's this, bal?
[04:43] ---
One of my best buds, and a Buddyfighter too!
Zanya Kisaragi!
[04:48] ---
Then, where's his Buddy, bal?
[04:51] ---
Tsukikage!
[04:51] ---
Nin!
[04:52] ---
Bal?
[04:54] ---
Zanya's Buddy, Nanomachine Ninja Tsukikage!
[04:57] ---
Nin!
[04:58] ---
I see. So this is the Impact Monster that
everyone's talking about.
[05:01] ---
Who said that, bal?
[05:02] ---
You've let down your guard, forsooth!
[05:04] ---
Bal sees someone suspicious, bal!
[05:05] ---
Sword Arts...
Bare-handed Sword catching...
[05:09] ---
S-Sorry about this.
[05:10] ---
Don't worry about it.
[05:11] ---
He hasn't changed one bit.
[05:13] ---
That's Tsukikage's little brother.
[05:16] ---
Bal?
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I am known as
Nanomachine Ninja Byakuya, forsooth!
[05:20] ---
Bal?
[05:21] ---
Nin...
[05:23] ---
I see. So that's why you came to see me.
[05:26] ---
Please, Zanya!
[05:28] ---
I can't say no to a request from Gao.
[05:31] ---
Very well. I agree to take on the role of coach.
[05:35] ---
All right! We did it!
[05:37] ---
Will Bal get stronger now, bal?
[05:39] ---
Yeah! No mistake about it!
[05:42] ---
First, psychological training!
Calm your spirit. Sharpen your five senses!
[05:47] ---
Everything else comes after this!
[05:54] ---
Can they really win the WBC Cup with this training?
[05:57] ---
Beats me...
[06:02] ---
Don't sleep!
[06:04] ---
-You're lacking concentration!
-Oops, sorry about that!
[06:06] ---
Bal will find a coach on his own, bal!
[06:13] ---
Bal?
[06:14] ---
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[06:17] ---
Okay! Cool! Awesome!
[06:20] ---
Bal!
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Bal!
[06:23] ---
Yo yo yo!
[06:24] ---
Bal bal bal!
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Finish!
[06:30] ---
Bal-l-l?
[06:32] ---
What's your deal?
[06:35] ---
B-Bal...
[06:37] ---
Bal is Gao's Buddy, bal!
[06:39] ---
Gao's?
[06:41] ---
You know Gao, bal?
[06:43] ---
I'm Tetsuya Kurodake, Gao's bestie!
[06:46] ---
They call me the Buddyfighter who
dances with the devils, yo!
[06:49] ---
And I'm his Buddy.
The great Demon Lord Asmodai!
[06:55] ---
I see. So that's how it is.
[06:57] ---
And so you ran away.
[06:59] ---
Bal.
[07:00] ---
If that was enough to make you complain,
there's no way you'll ever make it to Buddy Champion.
[07:05] ---
You should give up now.
[07:08] ---
Asmodai! That's a mean thing to say, yo!
[07:11] ---
Bal wants to be Buddy Champion, bal!
[07:14] ---
Why do you want to be Champion?
Do you want to be famous?
[07:18] ---
Do you want people to praise you?
Just what do you want to do?
[07:22] ---
Yo, cut that out, Asmodai!
[07:24] ---
Don't stop me, Tetsuya.
Entitled brats like this need to be taught a lesson.
[07:32] ---
This is too complicated for Bal, bal!
But Bal wants... Bal wants...
[07:38] ---
Yeah?
[07:40] ---
Bal is going to become
Buddy Champion with Gao, bal!
[07:47] ---
Asmodai?
[07:50] ---
This little guy could become unbelievably strong.
[07:56] ---
Well, that's something to look forward to!
[07:58] ---
Bal?
[08:00] ---
I like you, short stuff!
Leave it to the great Asmodai.
[08:04] ---
In just 3 years, I'll train you up so you
have a shot at Buddy Champion!
[08:10] ---
If it takes 3 years,
that'll be too late for the WBC Cup!
[08:14] ---
From now on, call me Coach!
[08:16] ---
Bal?
[08:17] ---
Don't "Bal" at me!
[08:19] ---
Bal?
[08:20] ---
From now on, the only thing
you're allowed to say is...
[08:25] ---
Yes!
[08:26] ---
And...
Coach!
[08:28] ---
And... Yes, Coach!
Just those three lines!
[08:30] ---
You got that, short stuff?
[08:32] ---
Yes, Coach, bal!
[08:34] ---
I didn't ask you to say "bal".
[08:36] ---
Yo, don't be so hard on him, Asmodai.
[08:39] ---
Yes, Coach!
[08:42] ---
Asmo-Change!
Let's Play! Asmodai!
[08:45] ---
He looks different, bal!
[08:47] ---
Asmodai can change into lots of variations, yo!
[08:50] ---
We're gonna start the special training!
The path of hard knocks and suffering!
[08:56] ---
Yes, Coach!
[08:58] ---
Here we go!
[09:00] ---
Bal!
[09:02] ---
Bal-bal-bal-bal!
[09:04] ---
No matter how hard it is!
No matter how sad you are!
[09:07] ---
Bal!
[09:08] ---
Punch! Punch! Punch!
Something will be waiting for you tomorrow!
[09:13] ---
Yes, Coach!
[09:14] ---
Asmo-Change!
Let's Dance, Asmodai!
[09:18] ---
Shall we dance?
[09:20] ---
Yes, Coach!
[09:22] ---
Bal-l-l...
[09:23] ---
Well, short stuff?
Do you finally get it?
[09:26] ---
Bal doesn't get it at all, bal!
[09:28] ---
Think about it. Think hard!
Buddyfight is a game of the mind.
[09:33] ---
Use your head!
Never stop thinking!
[09:36] ---
Yes, Coach!
[09:37] ---
Bal won't give up on thinking, bal!
[09:40] ---
Asmo-Change!
Champion Wrestler Asmodai!
[09:45] ---
Short stuff! I'll teach you what being a
Buddy Monster is all about!
[09:50] ---
Yes, Coach!
[09:52] ---
Don't think! Just feel!
[09:55] ---
That's not what you said earlier, bal!
[09:58] ---
Bal!
[10:00] ---
Little Bal!
[10:01] ---
Bal!
[10:03] ---
Where did he go? That Bal...
[10:06] ---
Hey, Gao!
Look at that!
[10:08] ---
Bal-l-l...
[10:10] ---
Too slow! Too slow!
Run faster!
[10:12] ---
Bal!
[10:14] ---
If you increase your speed,
you'll be able to do Double Attacks!
[10:17] ---
Yes! Coach!
[10:19] ---
That's the spirit!
[10:21] ---
Bal...
[10:24] ---
Increase your agility!
Then your opponent's attacks can't hit you!
[10:29] ---
Yes! Coach!
[10:30] ---
What are you doing, Bal?
[10:32] ---
What's Gao doing here, bal?
[10:34] ---
Bal!
[10:35] ---
We've been waiting, Gao.
[10:37] ---
You're finally here.
[10:40] ---
Intensive training was tough, bal...
[10:43] ---
Now Bal must be at least
a hundred times stronger, bal.
[10:46] ---
Bal can defeat any enemy in one blow, bal!
[10:49] ---
That's not possible. No matter how much you train
your body, your card's abilities won't change.
[10:55] ---
Bal?
Then all of that training...?
[10:58] ---
It was all a scam, of course!
I had a lot of fun, short stuff.
[11:04] ---
Bal was tricked, bal! Bal was betrayed, bal!
Bal had Bal's emotions toyed with, bal!
[11:08] ---
Where did you learn words like that?
[11:11] ---
Bal can't forgive, bal!
[11:13] ---
Bal will make you see the depths of
your sins through Buddyfight, bal!
[11:16] ---
Forget about it. There's no way that you
can beat the great Asmodai.
[11:20] ---
Bal will win for sure, bal!
[11:22] ---
Yeah? Then here's the deal.
If you lose, you have to quit being Gao's Buddy.
[11:28] ---
Bal?
[11:29] ---
Of course, you won't be able to
enter the WBC Cup either!
[11:33] ---
B-Bal...
[11:36] ---
We understand.
[11:37] ---
Bal?
[11:38] ---
If you guys beat us, we won't enter the WBC Cup.
[11:42] ---
Gao!
[11:43] ---
Are you serious?
[11:45] ---
I decided that I'd become Buddy Champion
together with Bal.
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If Bal can't be in the WBC Cup, I won't either!
[11:51] ---
Then it's decided.
[11:53] ---
Asmodai!
[11:54] ---
If they lost to us now, they wouldn't be able to
beat anyone in the WBC Cup anyways.
[12:00] ---
Asmo-Change! I, the great Fervent Demon Lord Teacher
Asmodai, will teach you how tough a real fight can be.
[12:10] ---
Today we're here at Aibo Academy's Fighting Stage...
[12:13] ---
Bringing you a Buddyfight between
Gao Mikado and Tetsuya Kurodake!
[12:19] ---
And as usual, he'll be bringing you the commentary!
[12:23] ---
Sleeping underground for countless years,
Ozon B can sing too, so never fear!
[12:31] ---
Still looking for a Buddy!
[12:34] ---
Let's get started. Mister Ozon B, what are
your predictions for this match?
[12:39] ---
Thank you! Thank you!
What's that? You want my autograph?
[12:42] ---
Do your job properly!
[12:44] ---
Oh! Ultraviolet rays are a special treat for me!
[12:47] ---
-They kill the bacteria and slow down my decomposition!
-Oh, Noboru. -Did you come to watch Gao's fight?
[12:51] ---
O-Of course not! I was just super-bored!
[12:55] ---
Rise, sun! Burn, sun!
Luminize! Scorching Sun Dragon!
[13:03] ---
Let's study with the Demon Lord!
Luminize! Devil's School!
[13:08] ---
Yo!
[13:09] ---
Buddy...
[13:11] ---
Fight!
[13:13] ---
Raise the flag!
[13:15] ---
-Dragon World!
-Dragon World, bal!
[13:17] ---
Magic World, yo!
[13:20] ---
First move goes to Gao Mikado!
[13:22] ---
Charge and draw!
[13:24] ---
I pay 1 gauge and Buddy call to the right!
[13:28] ---
Bal, bal!
[13:29] ---
Dragon of the Sun, Bal Dragon!
[13:32] ---
Bal!
[13:33] ---
If you lose, you're going to
cancel your Buddy registration.
[13:37] ---
Bal can't afford to lose, Bal!
[13:42] ---
Bal, bal, bal, bal!
[13:44] ---
Hey! Bal!
[13:46] ---
Bal!
[13:49] ---
My turn is over.
[13:51] ---
He's being very aggressive.
On the attack!
[13:55] ---
Ew! Creepy! Creepy!
[13:58] ---
No! Not the UV Protection Spray! If you block the
ultraviolet rays, I'll decompose faster.
[14:03] ---
My turn! Draw! Charge and draw!
Here I go, yo!
[14:09] ---
To the left, I call Demon Sommelier, Zagan!
[14:12] ---
Enchante.
[14:13] ---
I pay 1 gauge and call to the center!
Demon Realm Architect, Gamigin!
[14:18] ---
Heyo!
[14:19] ---
I need you to put up
Solomon's Great Barrier again, yo!
[14:22] ---
Leave it to me!
[14:24] ---
Done and done. Here you go!
[14:26] ---
Now all Size 2 72 Pillars-attribute
monsters will become size 1!
[14:31] ---
I call to the right! Sky Poet, Amon!
[14:34] ---
Now! Let us dance!
[14:36] ---
Not done yet! I pay 2 gauge and return Gamigin
from the center to my hand cards!
[14:44] ---
I Buddy call my favorite Buddy,
Fervent Demon Lord Teacher, Asmodai!
[14:46] ---
72 Pillars attribute! Size 1! 5000 power,
1000 defense, and a critical of 2!
[14:52] ---
I'm the passionate teacher version of
Demon Lord Asmodai!
[14:56] ---
And here's a pop quiz!
[14:59] ---
Bal?
[14:59] ---
You have one second to answer. Start!
[15:01] ---
There's no way I can solve that, bal!
[15:03] ---
End! Those who couldn't solve the equation
get a back drop!
[15:07] ---
When I'm called, I can destroy one of the
opponent's monsters!
[15:15] ---
The pop quiz had nothing to do with that!
[15:17] ---
Everybody attack Gao, yo!
[15:20] ---
Angry Teacher's Body Press!
[15:24] ---
Bonjour!
[15:25] ---
So stinky!
[15:27] ---
Now! Let us dance!
[15:29] ---
No thanks!
[15:31] ---
I cast! Blue Dragon Shield!
[15:34] ---
And with that, my turn is over, yo!
[15:37] ---
At this rate, we'll lose, bal!
Gao! Hurry up and call Bal, bal!
[15:42] ---
I pay 1 gauge and call Bal Dragon to the right!
[15:45] ---
This time, I won't lose, bal!
[15:47] ---
I call to the left! Flarefang Dragon!
[15:51] ---
Flarefang's ability lets me add 1 card
to the gauge and draw 1 card!
[15:56] ---
I pay 1 gauge and...
Let my fist reach the sun!
[15:59] ---
I equip! Sun Fist, Bal Knuckle!
[16:02] ---
Here we go! Uh. Bal?
[16:05] ---
I cast! Solomon's Shield!
[16:07] ---
Bal?
[16:08] ---
Bal!
[16:09] ---
He attacked before Gao gave him directions!
[16:12] ---
I'm going to guess what you're thinking right now.
[16:16] ---
"What will I do if I lose this fight?"
[16:19] ---
Am I wrong?
[16:21] ---
That's no good. You can't win thinking like that.
[16:24] ---
Bal?
[16:24] ---
Maybe Bal doesn't have enough patience.
[16:27] ---
He's still a kid, after all.
[16:28] ---
You really think so?
Tetsuya was saying...
[16:32] ---
Bal didn't complain once during
Asmodai's strict training.
[16:37] ---
Right now, he feels under so much pressure not to
lose that he's lost sight of what's important.
[16:43] ---
If he can remember what's important...
[16:48] ---
The center is open!
[16:50] ---
Here I come, Tetsuya!
[16:53] ---
Bal Knuckle!
[16:54] ---
Yo!
[16:57] ---
Gao attacks furiously,
but Tetsuya keeps the damage down to 2!
[17:01] ---
He uses spells to increase his hand cards and gauge.
He calls Fallen Angel of Rage, Beleth to the center!
[17:06] ---
Let me hit him!
[17:08] ---
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[17:09] ---
I pay 2 gauge and return Zagan on the left
to my hand cards, and call Teacher Asmodai!
[17:17] ---
I'm starting the second period lessons!
[17:19] ---
Bal?
[17:20] ---
Give up on becoming Buddy Champion, short stuff!
[17:23] ---
This time, it's an essay question!
[17:25] ---
Exactly what is it that you want to do?
[17:27] ---
What does Bal want to do, bal?
[17:30] ---
That's right! You said it yourself!
[17:33] ---
Bal!
[17:36] ---
You there. This is no time to be spacing out!
[17:40] ---
Hey!
[17:41] ---
Gao Mikado's item has been destroyed, B!
[17:44] ---
When Teacher Asmodai is called, and there are at least
three 72 Pillars attribute cards on the field...
[17:49] ---
He can destroy one card on the enemy's field!
[17:52] ---
I'll use this present from my favorite buddy!
[17:56] ---
I pay 1 gauge and equip!
Sorcery Book, Goetia!
[18:00] ---
Beleth, attack the fighter, yo!
[18:02] ---
Gao!
[18:03] ---
I cast! Sun Dragon Shield!
[18:05] ---
I couldn't hit him!
[18:07] ---
Due to Sun Dragon Shield's effect,
Gao gains 1 life and 1 gauge!
[18:11] ---
Amon, attack the fighter too, yo!
[18:13] ---
This time, for sure!
You must dance!
[18:17] ---
Gao!
[18:18] ---
Asmodai!
[18:19] ---
Elbow Drop!
[18:23] ---
Bal...
[18:24] ---
Bal wants to...
[18:25] ---
Sorcery Book Goetia can attack even if
there's a monster in the center, yo!
[18:29] ---
And if there are at least three 72 Pillars
attribute cards on the field,
[18:33] ---
it increases to 5000 power and a critical of 2, yo!
[18:37] ---
Bal wants to...
[18:38] ---
Here I go, yo!
[18:42] ---
Bal wants to become Buddy Champion
together with Gao, bal!
[18:48] ---
It's my turn!
[18:50] ---
Gao! Gao!
[18:51] ---
Bal?
[18:52] ---
Call Bal, bal!
[18:54] ---
I wish I could, but...
I don't have any left in my hand cards.
[18:57] ---
Then Gao just needs to draw the card, bal!
[18:59] ---
-Huh?
-It's an easy solution, bal!
[19:03] ---
An easy solution, huh.
[19:05] ---
It's easy, bal!
Gao can definitely draw Bal, bal!
[19:10] ---
I see.
[19:12] ---
You're right!
[19:13] ---
It's just as you say, Bal!
[19:18] ---
Draw!
[19:21] ---
Charge and draw!
[19:24] ---
Bal, I drew the card!
[19:26] ---
No matter what card he draws at this point,
with 7 life points to 1, it's a lost cause, B!
[19:31] ---
Well, Gao Mikado's loss is more obvious
than looking at fire, B!
[19:36] ---
Hey, that's my line!
[19:38] ---
I pay 1 gauge and call Bal Dragon to the right!
[19:42] ---
Bal will try his best, bal!
[19:44] ---
And I equip Bal Knuckle!
[19:46] ---
It looks like you finally remembered.
[19:49] ---
It's all thanks to Coach, bal!
[19:51] ---
Bal! Attack the center!
[19:53] ---
Bal understands, bal!
[19:55] ---
Bal, bal!
[19:57] ---
I cast! Solomon's Shield!
[19:59] ---
Bal?
[20:00] ---
Once again, he's blocked by a Counter spell!
[20:03] ---
Flarefang! Attack the center again!
[20:07] ---
That's bad news, yo!
[20:08] ---
Darn, I wanted to hit him!
[20:11] ---
The center position is open!
[20:13] ---
Bal Knuckle!
[20:17] ---
As I thought, he couldn't hack away all of
Tetsuya's life points, B.
[20:20] ---
It'll end in the next turn, B.
[20:23] ---
Final Phase!
[20:24] ---
Final Phase?
[20:26] ---
Meow? Meow!
[20:27] ---
Impact Call!
[20:29] ---
Impact Call?
[20:31] ---
I pay 3 gauge and...
Transform Bal Dragon into an Impact Monster!
[20:36] ---
What the heck is that?
[20:39] ---
Bal will try his super best, bal!
[20:43] ---
The monster and the impact card combined...
[20:45] ---
Into an Impact Monster card?!
[20:55] ---
Bal Burst Smasher!
[21:02] ---
Nobody told us about this!
[21:06] ---
Game End!
Winner, Gao Mikado!
[21:09] ---
All right!
Thank you very much!
[21:12] ---
We won, bal!
Y-Yeah.
[21:14] ---
U-U-Unbelievable! Gao Mikado uses his Impact Monster
to turn the tables for a major upset and a win!
[21:20] ---
Impact Monsters are terrifying, B!
[21:25] ---
Thanks for all your help today!
Tetsuya, Asmodai!
[21:28] ---
We should thank you for showing us
something cool, yo!
[21:31] ---
Looks like you found a good Buddy.
[21:34] ---
Yeah. He's the best Buddy.
[21:37] ---
You hear that, short stuff?
[21:38] ---
Yes, Coach!
[21:39] ---
But I'm surprised. Neither Tetsuya nor
Asmodai knew what an Impact Monster was.
[21:45] ---
We've been so busy practicing our dancing lately.
[21:49] ---
We're training hard for the World Dance Contest, yo!
[21:52] ---
Oh! Is that so?
[21:55] ---
So we won't be able to participate in the WBC Cup.
[21:58] ---
Huh?
[21:59] ---
It overlaps with the contest!
[22:02] ---
Bal?
[22:04] ---
Actually, I can't participate either. It's happening at
the same time as a kendo championship.
[22:10] ---
So we'll leave...
[22:11] ---
The WBC Cup...
[22:13] ---
In Gao and Bal's hands!
[22:16] ---
You can do it!
Buddy Champion!
[22:19] ---
What?
[22:28] ---
You're Gaito Kurouzu, right?
[22:31] ---
Who are you?
[22:33] ---
Kyoya Gaen.
[22:34] ---
Your friend.
[22:37] ---
What do you want with me?
[22:39] ---
My Buddy wishes to fight you and your Buddy.
[22:44] ---
Your Buddy wants this?
[22:50] ---
Yes.
[22:51] ---
Azi Dahaka.
[22:55] ---
Today's winning card!
"Fervent Demon Lord Teacher, Asmodai!"
[22:59] ---
When he appears on the field,
he destroys 1 of your opponent's monsters!
[23:03] ---
And if there are 3 72 Pillars cards, he can also
destroy 1 additional card on the field!
[23:07] ---
He can destroy 2 cards, bal?
[24:41] ---
Bal made friends with a cat who's
looking for Gaito, bal!
[24:44] ---
Huh? Who's fighting Gaito and Abygale?
[24:47] ---
Next episode,
"Impressive! Abygale versus Azi Dahaka!"
[24:51] ---
Buddyfight, bal!