18 - Paradise? Underworld? Master Bunbuku and Giant Tanuki!
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[00:00] ---
My name is Chibi Panda!
[00:05] ---
Y-You mustn't, Big Boss!
[00:06] ---
If you do anything rough here, Gao will...
[00:20] ---
That card belongs to the kid...
to my Buddy! It's important to him!
[00:25] ---
If he doesn't have that card...
[00:27] ---
Please! Give it back to us!
[00:29] ---
I'm begging you.
[00:30] ---
Big Boss...
[00:33] ---
Hooray! Gao is finally back to normal!
[00:37] ---
It's all because Big Boss
Batzz worked so hard!
[00:41] ---
He found the missing X Tempest Buster
card, and he revived Gao!
[00:45] ---
Big Boss Batzz really is amazing!
[00:47] ---
I have so much respect for him!
I'll follow him to the ends of the world!
[02:26] ---
You're all done.
[02:28] ---
I don't see any
abnormalities in Gao's body.
[02:31] ---
You're okay now.
[02:33] ---
Is that so?
[02:35] ---
I'm so relieved!
[02:36] ---
Gao!
[02:37] ---
I'm so glad you're okay!
[02:41] ---
All right!
[02:42] ---
I'm totally revived!
[02:43] ---
Thanks again, Batzz.
[02:45] ---
That's right! Big Boss
worked super hard.
[02:49] ---
I don't need any thanks.
[02:50] ---
Now that you're revived,
there's just one thing to do.
[02:53] ---
You mean defeating Wisdom.
[02:55] ---
About that...
[02:56] ---
These past few days, Wisdom's
location has been unknown, indeed!
[03:00] ---
Huh?
[03:01] ---
That's not all.
[03:03] ---
All the evidence that the Buddy Police had linking
the Chaos Company to their crimes have been deleted.
[03:10] ---
They will almost certainly
appear before us again.
[03:16] ---
Nirvana? Gehenna?
Guru Bunbuku and Giant Tanuki!
[03:28] ---
Gao!
[03:31] ---
Isn't that him?
[03:37] ---
That's the same old man.
I'm sure of it!
[03:40] ---
There's no mistaking him!
[03:42] ---
I've got to thank him.
[03:44] ---
If he hadn't told us about Miracle Life,
I wouldn't have been able to save you, kid.
[03:50] ---
I'm sure he's no ordinary guy.
[03:52] ---
Maybe so.
[03:56] ---
Whoa!
[03:58] ---
I got one!
[03:59] ---
Hey, grandpa!
[04:01] ---
Oh! You little scamps!
[04:03] ---
Help me pull this up!
[04:04] ---
Huh?
[04:05] ---
This is going to be a big one!
[04:07] ---
All right!
[04:08] ---
Everyone, get over here!
[04:09] ---
We'll help too!
[04:11] ---
Sheesh. I guess I've got no choice.
[04:15] ---
All together now...
[04:22] ---
Come on, you!
[04:31] ---
Aw, shucks...
[04:33] ---
What happened to your big catch?
[04:34] ---
Looks like it got away.
[04:37] ---
Are you all right?
[04:39] ---
So much for my dinner...
[04:43] ---
Are you hungry?
[04:45] ---
Would you like some of these?
[04:49] ---
Why, thank you!
[04:53] ---
Chop, chop, chop, chop...
[04:57] ---
What are you doing?
[04:58] ---
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
[05:00] ---
If I eat one slice for each meal,
I can last a month or more!
[05:03] ---
That is the secret of thrift!
[05:07] ---
What?
[05:10] ---
Praised be, praised be!
[05:12] ---
I hadn't had a decent meal in three days.
[05:15] ---
That might be thrifty,
but that won't fill your tummy.
[05:20] ---
Now then...
[05:22] ---
Time to grab a walxi and head home.
[05:24] ---
You mean a taxi.
[05:25] ---
Who said anything about taxis?
[05:26] ---
I'm going to grab a walxi with my feet!
[05:28] ---
I guess he means he's going to walk home.
[05:30] ---
What language was that?
[05:31] ---
I have no idea.
[05:33] ---
Hang on a second!
[05:34] ---
I'm back to normal now!
[05:36] ---
All thanks to your advice, grandpa!
[05:38] ---
So I've been looking for you so
I could thank you properly.
[05:44] ---
We're in your debt, old man.
[05:46] ---
We're so very grateful!
[05:48] ---
Thank you!
[05:51] ---
Oh!
[05:54] ---
Found a coin!
[05:55] ---
Huh?
[05:57] ---
Pom-poko-pon!
[05:58] ---
A monster?
[06:01] ---
Poko!
[06:02] ---
Poko-pon!
[06:06] ---
Poko?
[06:07] ---
This is a seashell, po-poko!
[06:08] ---
Oh wow! It's so beautiful.
[06:11] ---
It's a shiny seashell!
[06:13] ---
Argh! How dare it trick
me with its shine!
[06:17] ---
Back to the ocean with you!
[06:24] ---
Sheesh. What a pathetic cheap way to live.
[06:27] ---
You're a monster, aren't you?
[06:28] ---
What was that, poko?
[06:31] ---
That's my Buddy. When I run, it makes
the soles of my sandals wear out, so...
[06:37] ---
Oh dear.
[06:38] ---
I'm so hungry that I can't move...
[06:41] ---
So eat the chocolates from earlier!
[06:43] ---
The chocolate sprouts!
[06:44] ---
I can't. I need to make
those last a month!
[06:47] ---
You're being so thrifty,
it's going to kill you!
[06:49] ---
I'm willing to die for the sake
of thriftiness! So there!
[06:52] ---
That's some twisted logic.
[06:54] ---
Then come to my house!
[06:55] ---
You can eat until you're stuffed.
[06:57] ---
That'll be my way of thanking
you for helping to revive me.
[07:11] ---
De-lish!
[07:12] ---
This is all delicious!
[07:13] ---
Praised be, praised be.
[07:15] ---
I hadn't had a decent meal for a week.
[07:19] ---
Didn't he say it was three days earlier?
[07:21] ---
Either way, I'm impressed by his appetite.
[07:23] ---
I guess this is one way of being thrifty.
[07:25] ---
It's a free meal for him, after all.
[07:30] ---
How do you know this man?
[07:32] ---
Uh...
[07:33] ---
Well, you see...
[07:35] ---
Anyhow, I kind of owe him my life.
[07:38] ---
Owe him your life?
[07:40] ---
Oh, Mother.
[07:41] ---
Yes?
[07:42] ---
Could you wrap up the leftovers for me?
[07:45] ---
He's got some nerve.
[07:46] ---
This is another key secret to thrift.
[07:49] ---
If you get a free meal,
don't leave anything behind!
[07:51] ---
I'm not sure that counts as thriftiness...
[07:54] ---
There there, Kuguru.
[07:56] ---
If he saved my Gao's life,
I have no problem helping him.
[07:59] ---
Grandpa, I don't think
I caught your name?
[08:03] ---
Now that you mention it,
I don't know his name either.
[08:05] ---
You mean me?
Call me Bunbuku.
[08:08] ---
Bunbuku?
[08:09] ---
People call him Guru, poko!
[08:11] ---
Oh, how cute!
[08:13] ---
I'm not cute!
I'm amazing, poko!
[08:16] ---
You should call me Giant Tanuki, poko!
[08:18] ---
Dear little Tanuki.
[08:20] ---
Being called "Dear" takes
the wind out of my sails, poko.
[08:24] ---
Guru Bunbuku?
[08:26] ---
Mister Guru...
[08:27] ---
You've got skills, haven't you.
[08:31] ---
I saw how you moved as you ate your meal.
[08:35] ---
At first glance, you seemed defenseless...
but you left no opening for attacks.
[08:40] ---
Exactly who are you?
[08:45] ---
Well done on seeing
through my ruse, madam.
[08:48] ---
You are correct!
I've got skills!
[08:52] ---
Oh, that sounds interesting!
[08:54] ---
Then how about sparring
with me in our dojo?
[08:58] ---
What?
[09:06] ---
Thank you for this match.
[09:12] ---
Ouch!
[09:13] ---
Wow...
[09:14] ---
I can't bear to watch.
[09:16] ---
Hmm. It seems you have skills.
[09:19] ---
Right back at you!
[09:27] ---
That hurts!
[09:29] ---
He doesn't look like he has skills.
[09:32] ---
Yeah...
[09:49] ---
I-I concede defeat!
[09:51] ---
Please, have mercy.
[09:52] ---
All right. Thank you very much!
[09:59] ---
Maybe she was wrong
about him having skills.
[10:02] ---
I think you're right.
[10:13] ---
Hey. There he is.
[10:17] ---
Gao!
[10:18] ---
Kanata! Gaito!
[10:20] ---
More scamps are showing up.
[10:22] ---
I'm glad you were able to revive.
[10:25] ---
Tasuku Ryuenji contacted us, so we came.
[10:28] ---
Yeah! I'm fine now.
[10:30] ---
Who's this person?
[10:32] ---
He's the one responsible
for Gao's revival!
[10:35] ---
The man of destiny, huh...
[10:37] ---
So, why are you together?
[10:38] ---
We still haven't gotten
an answer from him...
[10:41] ---
How did he know how to
reverse my dragonification?
[10:46] ---
And earlier, you weren't fighting
my mom at full strength.
[10:50] ---
As I thought. So that's how it is.
[10:53] ---
I'm always sparring with my mom.
[10:57] ---
Even if you can fool everyone else,
you can't fool me or my mom.
[11:01] ---
Fool? What do you mean?
[11:02] ---
Guru. Even when my mom threw you,
you landed so that you barely took any damage.
[11:08] ---
Rather than being thrown,
he seemed to be making her throw him.
[11:15] ---
We'd expect no less from
the Demon Lord Dragon, poko.
[11:17] ---
Guru. What are you hiding from us?
[11:20] ---
Well done on seeing through
my ruse, young scamp.
[11:23] ---
Do I intrigue you that much?
[11:26] ---
Yeah.
[11:27] ---
Please, tell me.
[11:29] ---
Well, you see...
[11:32] ---
Believe it or not, I'm amazing!
[11:37] ---
That's Guru for you!
Pom-poko-pon!
[11:40] ---
Exactly what is his deal?
[11:44] ---
This is your house?
[11:46] ---
That's right.
[11:47] ---
Thanks for having us!
[11:50] ---
There's nothing here.
[11:51] ---
Not a single thing to steal.
[11:53] ---
No need to lock the doors.
[11:56] ---
How very rude!
[11:58] ---
It's a comfortable condo complete
with heating and cooling!
[12:00] ---
What heating and cooling?
[12:02] ---
During the summer, I keep the
window open to let the breeze in.
[12:06] ---
During the winter, I wrap myself
in my blankets and it's cozy warm!
[12:10] ---
No electricity bill, so it's
easy on my finances!
[12:14] ---
Hey! Look at these books!
[12:17] ---
This is incredible! They're filled with
records and data on so many Buddyfights!
[12:21] ---
This book contains nothing but
legendary Buddyfights.
[12:25] ---
And this book, too!
[12:27] ---
I wrote them.
[12:28] ---
And I did the covers, too.
Aren't I great?
[12:31] ---
I don't know if I'd say "great"...
[12:33] ---
These illustrations
have a lot of character.
[12:35] ---
Guru. Please, isn't it time you told us?
[12:37] ---
Exactly who are you?
[12:41] ---
You sure are persistent.
[12:42] ---
If you want to know who I am...
[12:45] ---
You'll get your answer
through a Buddyfight.
[12:51] ---
And so...
[12:53] ---
A Buddyfight between the mysterious senior citizen
Guru Bunbuku and Gao Mikado is about to begin!
[12:57] ---
Now, rise before me!
[12:59] ---
Almighty dragon of them all!
[13:01] ---
Luminize!
[13:03] ---
Demon Lord Dragon of Tempest!
[13:07] ---
Guess it's time to show you!
[13:09] ---
The friendship between the Divine and Earth!
[13:11] ---
Luminize!
[13:12] ---
Nirvana or Gehenna!
[13:14] ---
Buddy...fight!
[13:17] ---
Raise the flag!
[13:19] ---
Dragon World!
[13:21] ---
Divine Guardians!
[13:23] ---
Unexpected! A Divine Guardians flag!
[13:25] ---
This flag allows him to start with
1 gauge and 12 life!
[13:27] ---
I have the first move!
[13:29] ---
Charge and draw!
[13:33] ---
Now, I wonder what card he got?
[13:36] ---
Call me when it's my turn to fight, poko!
[13:40] ---
I equip Demon Lord Sword, Dragoroyale!
[13:44] ---
And I call Replenisher,
Pentar to the center!
[13:48] ---
Pen pen-pen-pen!
[13:52] ---
Gao's first move attack hits its
target smoothly, and his turn ends!
[13:58] ---
This is a bit too rough for
an old man like me.
[14:00] ---
Now, come at me!
[14:03] ---
Is he really strong?
[14:05] ---
That old man?
[14:06] ---
Gao and Batzz said that he
was no ordinary man, but...
[14:10] ---
If we watch him Buddyfight,
we'll know right away.
[14:13] ---
That's true.
[14:16] ---
Now then...
[14:17] ---
It's my turn.
[14:20] ---
Feast your eyes on my
elegant draw technique.
[14:25] ---
That's...
[14:26] ---
Such incredible fighting spirit!
[14:27] ---
Such focus...
[14:29] ---
He's no ordinary opponent.
[14:30] ---
Draw!
[14:33] ---
Charge and draw!
[14:38] ---
He's putting a lot of energy into it.
[14:40] ---
I wonder what card he drew.
[14:42] ---
I think it's just a big
performance he's putting on.
[14:45] ---
And also!
[14:46] ---
I call Impartial Dragon,
Monochrome Dragon to the right!
[14:51] ---
Standing by for attack.
[14:53] ---
Also! I call Impartial Knight,
Justlaw to the left!
[14:59] ---
Are you prepared for destruction?
[15:02] ---
And now, the main attraction!
[15:04] ---
My BFF, Giant Tanuki! Boom!
I Buddy call you now!
[15:08] ---
It's my time to shine, poko!
[15:10] ---
I'm going to get serious, poko.
[15:13] ---
Here I am, in giant form!
[15:15] ---
He's huge!
[15:19] ---
I set the spell Gate of Pardon, -Forgiven-.
[15:22] ---
I use Forgiven's ability and send one card
from the drop zone to the bottom of my deck.
[15:28] ---
Now then. Now my
preparations are totally complete!
[15:31] ---
Justlaw, will you smash Pentar for me?
[15:34] ---
Certainly, sir!
[15:35] ---
Giant Tanuki's effect! When a friendly
monster attacks, my gauge increases by 1...
[15:39] ---
And his critical increases by 1!
[15:42] ---
What?
[15:43] ---
Destruction!
[15:45] ---
Pen-pen-pen!
[15:46] ---
And while we're at it, Impartial Dragon
Monochrome Dragon... attack that scamp there!
[15:53] ---
Once again, Giant Tanuki,
it's time to get bigger!
[15:58] ---
That Tanuki's critical has
increased even more!
[16:01] ---
Take this, scum!
[16:05] ---
I just keep going and going!
[16:07] ---
Giant Tanuki, hit him hard!
[16:09] ---
Pom-poko-pon!
[16:11] ---
Due to my effect Guru
gains 1 life, poko!
[16:15] ---
My life points are back
where they started.
[16:17] ---
Giant Tanuki Attack!
[16:20] ---
Gao Mikado has taken a massive
amount of damage!
[16:25] ---
What's wrong?
[16:26] ---
Are you starting to see who and what I am?
[16:29] ---
Yeah...
[16:30] ---
I can see that you're strong!
[16:32] ---
My turn ends here.
[16:34] ---
Now, come at me!
[16:36] ---
All right!
[16:37] ---
It's my turn!
[16:39] ---
Gao! Go for it!
[16:41] ---
Draw!
[16:44] ---
Charge and...
[16:45] ---
Draw!
[16:47] ---
I call Bombadier, Cylinder to the left!
[16:51] ---
Pressure levels increasing.
[16:52] ---
I Buddy call Demon Lord
Dragon Batzz to the right!
[16:57] ---
I'll crush that Giant Tanuki!
[17:04] ---
Ah. So he's here.
[17:06] ---
Go ahead and try, poko.
[17:09] ---
I'll go first!
[17:11] ---
He got me!
[17:15] ---
Just kidding! I revive with
Soulguard, poko.
[17:17] ---
Then I'll hit you with my Double Attack!
[17:20] ---
Here I go!
[17:21] ---
So naive!
[17:22] ---
Justlaw's ability, activate.
[17:24] ---
I pay 1 gauge and return
Giant Tanuki to my hand cards.
[17:27] ---
I'm gone, poko!
[17:28] ---
What?
[17:33] ---
Buddyfights certainly are fun!
[17:34] ---
Gao Mikado's Double Attack
was a swing and a miss!
[17:37] ---
Guru Bunbuku is one sly old fox!
[17:39] ---
Is your turn over now?
Then it's my turn...
[17:42] ---
Not yet!
[17:43] ---
Cylinder! Attack the fighter!
[17:45] ---
Fire!
[17:50] ---
And! Cylinder's Double Attack!
[17:57] ---
You're good.
[17:58] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting, Batzz!
[18:00] ---
Attack the fighter!
[18:03] ---
Take this!
[18:06] ---
No need to panic or fuss.
Here's a surprising spell I cast!
[18:10] ---
Huh?
[18:12] ---
Dragon Sky Regression!
[18:18] ---
You've gotta be kidding!
[18:20] ---
Welcome back, Big Boss.
[18:23] ---
What did you just do?
[18:25] ---
What a shocking development!
[18:26] ---
Gao Mikado's Buddy, Demon Lord Dragon Batzz was
unable to attack, and returned to his hand cards!
[18:31] ---
Is that it for this turn?
[18:35] ---
My turn is over.
[18:39] ---
For all your big talk,
that was a bit unsatisfying.
[18:44] ---
It's about time I show you my
seriously serious, super-serious draw!
[18:49] ---
My turn!
[18:50] ---
Bunbuku Draw!
[18:52] ---
Charge and draw!
[18:54] ---
I move three cards from the drop zone into
the bottom of my deck. And I regain 1 life.
[18:59] ---
And I call Giant Tanuki to the center!
[19:02] ---
Sorry for the wait!
[19:03] ---
Giant Tanuki is back again!
[19:05] ---
Pom-poko-pon!
[19:07] ---
I'm not finished yet!
[19:08] ---
I equip Impartial Cane, Fabulous Rod.
[19:11] ---
Instead of attacking, this baby can give
Giant Tanuki the Double Attack ability.
[19:18] ---
First, Impartial Knight, Justlaw. Attack!
[19:21] ---
I will show mercy!
[19:22] ---
Giant Tanuki grows bigger
due to the effect!
[19:25] ---
Pom-poko-pon!
[19:28] ---
It's begun! The powerful combo move
of attacking and gaining 1 critical!
[19:33] ---
Take this!
[19:36] ---
Hold on!
[19:37] ---
Kid!
[19:38] ---
Impartial Dragon, Monochrome Dragon!
[19:41] ---
You attack, too!
[19:43] ---
You've got nowhere to run!
[19:45] ---
Giant Tanuki!
[19:47] ---
Pom-poko-pon!
[19:51] ---
Gao Mikado is down to 1 life remaining!
[19:53] ---
Kid!
[19:54] ---
Giant Tanuki! You attack, too!
[19:56] ---
And I gain 1 life due to the effect.
[19:58] ---
Giant Tanuki Punch!
[20:00] ---
I cast! Green Dragon Shield!
[20:05] ---
Gao Mikado uses a Dragon Shield
and just barely survives!
[20:09] ---
That's our Mighty Sun Fighter for you!
[20:11] ---
They don't call him
World Number One for nothing.
[20:15] ---
So you had a shield.
[20:17] ---
But due to my Fabulous Rod,
Giant Tanuki has Double Attack.
[20:23] ---
Attack the fighter again!
[20:25] ---
Due to the effect, I gain another 1 life!
[20:27] ---
Pom-poko...
[20:29] ---
Pon!
[20:30] ---
Giant Tanuki Kick!
[20:32] ---
I cast! Blue Dragon Shield!
[20:35] ---
He nullifies the attack and
increases his gauge by 1!
[20:38] ---
How do you like that?
[20:39] ---
I'm still standing!
[20:43] ---
You've done well to survive my
attacks so far. It's commendable!
[20:47] ---
However, unfortunately for you...
[20:50] ---
Final Phase!
[20:52] ---
What?
[20:53] ---
I cast!
[20:55] ---
Impact!
[20:57] ---
Guardians?
Executioners? Or Worse!?
[21:01] ---
Right now, Giant Tanuki
has a critical of 4.
[21:04] ---
What in the world is about to begin?
[21:07] ---
This Impact lets me choose one monster on my field,
and inflict effect damage equal to its critical!
[21:14] ---
What?
[21:16] ---
This will finish you, poko!
[21:20] ---
Game End.
[21:21] ---
Winner, Guru Bunbuku!
[21:25] ---
Gao Mikado didn't get to shine at all!
[21:27] ---
The Guru was too overwhelming!
[21:29] ---
A-All right.
Thank you... very much...
[21:34] ---
That's how the cookie crumbles.
[21:36] ---
Wow, 4 damage...
[21:38] ---
A terrifying destiny.
[21:40] ---
Guardians! Executioners! Or Worse!?
[21:42] ---
That was the worst.
[21:46] ---
You defeated me, Guru.
[21:48] ---
I couldn't do a thing.
[21:53] ---
Well? Have you figured
out who I am now?
[21:56] ---
I get it now. You're an
incredibly strong Buddyfighter.
[22:01] ---
Gao. That match just
reminded me of something.
[22:04] ---
What is it?
[22:05] ---
This person is a legendary
Hall of Fame Buddyfighter!
[22:08] ---
Hall of Fame?
[22:09] ---
What?
[22:12] ---
Oh yes, I suppose I was that, once.
[22:15] ---
Don't flatter him too much, poko.
[22:17] ---
Guru. I need to become stronger.
[22:21] ---
Please, Guru, teach me
your Buddyfight style!
[22:24] ---
Kid!
[22:25] ---
Gao...
[22:26] ---
Very well.
[22:28] ---
But before I do...
[22:31] ---
Gao...
[22:32] ---
The way you are right now,
you cannot use the X Tempest Buster.
[22:40] ---
This is today's most powerful card!
[22:43] ---
Giant Tanuki!
[22:45] ---
Every time a friendly monster other than Giant
Tanuki attacks, you can add a card to your gauge.
[22:51] ---
If you have two or fewer cards in your drop zone at that
time, Giant Tanuki's critical increases by 1 as well.
[22:58] ---
Now, today we're going to do
Buddy Rock Paper Scissors again!
[23:00] ---
Batzz, I'm counting on you!
[23:03] ---
Buddy Rock Paper Scissors!
Rock Paper Scissors...
[23:05] ---
Go!
[23:07] ---
Today, it's Scissors! Remember,
don't run with scissors!
[24:40] ---
I'm going to use the X Tempest Buster
again someday, no matter what it takes.
[24:43] ---
Here we go, Batzz!
[24:45] ---
But Guru Bunbuku and the others have
been kidnapped by a mysterious monster!
[24:48] ---
Next episode: Training Camp Begins!
The X Tempest Buster Revives!
[24:51] ---
Join us for a Buddyfight!