E5 - I've Been Fooling Myself
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[00:02] ---
Grandfather says the renovations are over.
[00:07] ---
That was surprisingly fast.
[00:09] ---
Yes... The exterior walls
aren't complete yet,
[00:12] ---
but he called and told me that
it's ready for us to live in now...
[00:18] ---
...so...
[00:22] ---
Oh, no! I haven't started cooking yet!
[00:25] ---
That's okay. Why don't
we all go out to eat tonight?
[00:29] ---
It'll be all right!
[00:32] ---
I already stocked the ingredients!
[00:43] ---
Sorry I'm late!
[00:46] ---
Mom!
[00:48] ---
Welcome home. Dinner is almost ready.
[00:51] ---
Hey!
[00:53] ---
You have a fever,
and I told you to stay in bed!
[00:56] ---
It's all right. My temperature
has come down a lot.
[01:00] ---
I can't just stay in bed
while you're working so hard.
[01:10] ---
Thank you, Tohru.
[01:13] ---
But it's okay to get discouraged...
[01:18] ---
...or be selfish every once in a while.
[01:28] ---
That's hot!
[01:32] ---
I know. But I'm okay.
[01:36] ---
I'm sure Grandfather's remodeled
house is a good place, too.
[01:40] ---
And it must be Heaven compared to the tent.
[03:08] ---
"Fruits Basket"
[03:18] ---
You should eat the salted fish
in the refrigerator before too long.
[03:23] ---
Also, you're almost out of soy sauce.
[03:26] ---
Oh, and the non-burnable trash day
changed recently, so please be careful.
[03:31] ---
What else...
[03:34] ---
Here. This is my grandfather's address.
[03:38] ---
I'll leave it with you just in case.
[03:40] ---
Tomorrow is the big day, huh?
[03:43] ---
Thanks for everything you've done.
[03:45] ---
No, thank you!
[03:48] ---
I promise to take
the Soma secret to my grave!
[03:53] ---
Good luck in your new home.
[03:55] ---
Right! I won't get discouraged!
[03:58] ---
Well, I'll go pack up my room.
[04:06] ---
I thought you might stop her.
[04:08] ---
Why?
[04:10] ---
This was always supposed to be
until the renovations were done.
[04:15] ---
Her...
[04:18] ---
A stranger like her being here
was an exception, not the norm.
[04:23] ---
Wanna explain why you two
are radiating gloom, then?
[04:31] ---
I've been fooling myself.
[04:34] ---
Of course the Somas and I
can't become family...
[04:39] ---
I've always been a little dim, haven't I?
[04:45] ---
"Fruits Basket"
[04:46] ---
Okay, everyone. It's recreation time.
[04:50] ---
Today, we're playing
the "fruits basket" game.
[04:54] ---
You're an apple.
[04:56] ---
You're a banana.
[04:57] ---
Cherry!
[04:59] ---
Pear!
[05:00] ---
Peach!
[05:01] ---
Honda, you're a rice ball!
[05:03] ---
For some reason the boys
picked on me a lot back then.
[05:08] ---
That was probably intended to be mean.
[05:11] ---
But I...
[05:14] ---
Rice balls are yummy!
[05:17] ---
Okay, here we go! Apple!
[05:21] ---
I watched that fun-looking game
unfold in front of me,
[05:26] ---
and I waited for the rice ball to be called.
[05:31] ---
I waited expectantly.
[05:37] ---
That's right. I've never been
the brightest lightbulb.
[05:46] ---
Hello, everyone.
[05:49] ---
Thank you for having me.
[05:51] ---
I'm glad you're here, Kyoko-san.
[05:53] ---
That's Tohru, Gramps.
[05:56] ---
It should have been obvious...
[05:58] ---
...that the rice ball would
never get to join the group.
[06:04] ---
"Please warm up the food
in the refrigerator. -T"
[06:05] ---
Evidently she's gone.
[06:08] ---
That was an anticlimactic departure.
[06:17] ---
But it still left
[06:20] ---
plenty of melancholy behind...
[06:25] ---
...Tohru-kun.
[06:29] ---
Strawberries! I love those!
[06:33] ---
It lights up.
[06:36] ---
Please make friends with me again, okay?
[06:46] ---
I've always loved the zodiac Cat!
[06:49] ---
I wanted to be the year of the Cat!
[06:51] ---
Right-handed jab!
[06:55] ---
Soma-kun is great.
And you're great, Kyo-kun.
[07:21] ---
"Fun Year-Round Vegetable Gardens"
"Martial Artists"
[07:22] ---
I wonder if they ate
breakfast this morning...
[07:27] ---
Maybe I should have said something
to them in person after all.
[07:33] ---
But I'll get to see them again at school...
[07:37] ---
Are you done unpacking yet?
[07:40] ---
Oh, I'm sorry! I'll finish right up!
[07:43] ---
Sheesh, we just moved to a bigger house,
[07:47] ---
so why do I have to share my room now?
[07:50] ---
I'm sorry.
[07:52] ---
Kyoko-san, they're calling
for you downstairs.
[07:55] ---
It's Tohru, Gramps.
[07:59] ---
Hello, is something wrong?
[08:02] ---
I think it's best if we discuss this
sooner rather than later.
[08:07] ---
Tohru-chan, I hear that you've
been living in a man's home.
[08:12] ---
I had a private detective investigate.
[08:14] ---
You were a live-in girlfriend?! Go you!
[08:17] ---
I was so sure I was maturing faster...
[08:20] ---
Wh-Why did you hire a detective?
[08:25] ---
My son's dream is to be a police officer.
[08:30] ---
So we can't very well have someone with
a criminal record in the family, you know?
[08:36] ---
I thought hiring a private detective
might be going too far,
[08:40] ---
but they say Kyoko-san
used to get quite violent...
[08:44] ---
And you know the phrase
"Like mother, like daughter." I was worried.
[08:50] ---
If you're going to live in this house, you be sure
not to do anything indiscreet, all right?
[08:56] ---
Say, Tohru-chan.
[08:58] ---
Those people didn't
do anything... indecent to you,
[09:03] ---
did they?
[09:12] ---
G-Gramps?
[09:14] ---
Are jeering and taunting
all you people know how to do?
[09:20] ---
I'm sorry, Kyoko-san.
[09:22] ---
Th-That's okay.
[09:24] ---
Please don't think badly of them.
[09:27] ---
They're just unpleasant people, that's all.
[09:31] ---
Gramps!
[09:32] ---
You're not helping!
[09:33] ---
Hmm? Oh, did I say something wrong?
[09:38] ---
Still, they're my beloved family,
and this is my beloved home.
[09:45] ---
I can put up with them saying
a few mean things to me.
[09:50] ---
But you don't have to stay here
and put up with any unpleasantness.
[09:56] ---
But...
[09:58] ---
Oh, no, I'm not trying to kick you out!
[10:03] ---
I just don't think "putting up
with things" suits you, Kyoko-san.
[10:10] ---
Katsuya told me Kyoko-san would be happiest
[10:14] ---
living somewhere she could spread her wings.
[10:20] ---
Dad...
[10:22] ---
So I think you need something
a little more than this place.
[10:28] ---
If there's somewhere else you'd rather go,
Kyoko-san, that's okay.
[10:34] ---
No... I don't deserve to
think I "need more"...
[10:41] ---
My mother loved me so much,
[10:46] ---
and I have two wonderful friends...
[10:50] ---
...and Soma-kun's family was so kind to me...
[10:56] ---
You're giving me a roof over my head again.
[11:01] ---
I have to be grateful for everything.
[11:06] ---
I'm... blessed.
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So...
[11:14] ---
So I shouldn't say...
[11:18] ---
...that I want to
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go home...!
[11:23] ---
I shouldn't... miss being
with the Somas so much!
[11:32] ---
I wanted to get to know
Soma-kun and Kyo-kun better.
[11:38] ---
I wanted to eat with them,
and to talk about all sorts of things.
[11:45] ---
I wanted more...
[11:47] ---
The truth is... I didn't want to leave!
[11:55] ---
I wanted to stay...
[11:57] ---
I wanted to stay with Soma-kun
and Kyo-kun
[12:03] ---
and Shigure-san.
[12:06] ---
Is that selfish?
[12:09] ---
Does it prove that I'm too soft on myself?
[12:15] ---
Yes.
[12:20] ---
Come on home.
[12:33] ---
You're distracting me.
If you want to take a walk, do it outside.
[12:36] ---
Just read in your own room!
[12:39] ---
Anyway, they're way too high-handed,
kicking her out for some renovations
[12:43] ---
and then summoning her back
when they're finished!
[12:46] ---
That's not high-handed. It's totally normal.
[12:49] ---
It ain't normal at all!
[12:51] ---
They oughta think
a little more about what she wants!
[12:55] ---
Big talk for the guy
who left home without a word
[12:57] ---
and dropped off the map for four months.
[13:00] ---
Say what?! Are you picking a fight?!
[13:04] ---
You're the one needling me.
[13:06] ---
Shall I get serious with you?
[13:07] ---
Bring it on, rat! Get your ass outside!
[13:11] ---
Come on, both of you, calm down.
[13:14] ---
--I am calm!
--I'm calm as hell!
[13:15] ---
I see.
[13:17] ---
Dammit!
[13:30] ---
I'm going to take a walk.
[13:33] ---
See you when you get back!
[13:45] ---
Looking for something?
[13:47] ---
J-Just a nail clipper.
[13:49] ---
Hmm.
[13:54] ---
If you're looking for Tohru-kun's memo,
Yuki-kun just took it with him.
[13:58] ---
That bastard!
[14:00] ---
Heh, heh.
[14:05] ---
It's hard to find from just the address.
[14:08] ---
I suppose I'll ask at the police box and--
[14:10] ---
Hey!
[14:12] ---
Hold it right there, rat-boy!
[14:15] ---
Give back that memo!
[14:23] ---
"Yamada"
[14:23] ---
Not this one.
[14:26] ---
Or this one.
[14:27] ---
Oi! You just took us in a circle.
[14:30] ---
That's funny. It should be
in this block of buildings...
[14:34] ---
None of them said "Honda"! Lemme see that.
[14:38] ---
No.
[14:38] ---
Why, you--! It just got remodeled,
so it should be all new and shiny,
[14:42] ---
so something's wrong
if we haven't found it yet!
[14:47] ---
The exterior walls aren't complete yet,
[14:49] ---
but he called and told me that
it's ready for us to live in now...
[14:54] ---
Oi!
[14:56] ---
What's with you?
[15:00] ---
"Honda"
[15:01] ---
Here it is.
[15:02] ---
It's totally still in construction.
[15:05] ---
The walls are.
[15:07] ---
Let's at least talk to Honda-san.
[15:09] ---
Yeah.
[15:14] ---
They're not answering.
[15:16] ---
Maybe they can't hear you.
[15:18] ---
Move it.
[15:21] ---
Excuse me!
[15:22] ---
Wait!
[15:24] ---
--...might be going too far,
--What the hell was that for?!
[15:26] ---
--Shhh!
--...might be going too far,
--What the hell was that for?!
[15:28] ---
but they say Kyoko-san
used to get quite violent...
[15:31] ---
And you know the phrase
"Like mother, like daughter." I was worried.
[15:37] ---
If you're going to live in this house, you be sure
not to do anything indiscreet, all right?
[15:43] ---
Say, Tohru-chan.
[15:45] ---
Those people didn't do anything...
indecent to you, did they?
[15:54] ---
G-Gramps?
[16:00] ---
What's going on in there?
[16:01] ---
Like I know?
[16:03] ---
Wondering won't get us anywhere.
Let's just go get her and bring her back.
[16:06] ---
--Wait!
--Ow!
[16:08] ---
--What the hell?
[16:09] ---
--Shut up!
--What the hell?
[16:11] ---
The important thing here isn't what we want.
[16:15] ---
It's what Honda-san wants.
[16:18] ---
No...
[16:21] ---
I don't deserve to think
[16:23] ---
I "need more"...
[16:26] ---
You're giving me a roof over my head again.
[16:31] ---
I have to be grateful for everything.
[16:36] ---
I'm... blessed.
[16:40] ---
So...
[16:43] ---
So I shouldn't say...
[16:47] ---
...that I want to
[16:49] ---
go home...!
[16:52] ---
I shouldn't... miss being
with the Somas so much!
[17:00] ---
I wanted to stay...
[17:02] ---
I wanted to stay with Soma-kun
and Kyo-kun
[17:08] ---
and Shigure-san.
[17:11] ---
Wh-What?!
[17:12] ---
Huh?!
[17:13] ---
Yes.
[17:16] ---
Come on home.
[17:20] ---
S-Soma-kun?!
[17:23] ---
Who is that?!
[17:24] ---
What a babe!
[17:25] ---
Soma-kun! What are you doing here?
[17:28] ---
Let's go.
[17:29] ---
K-Kyo-kun, you, too...?
[17:31] ---
U-U-Um...
[17:34] ---
--Your door was unlocked,
so we let ourselves in.
[17:35] ---
--Kyo-kun!
--Your door was unlocked,
so we let ourselves in.
[17:39] ---
Are Honda-san's things upstairs?
[17:41] ---
Now just a moment! What's this about?
[17:43] ---
We've come to fetch Honda-san.
[17:46] ---
Wait, are you from the house where
Tohru-chan was playing live-in girlfriend?
[17:50] ---
Which means... you're a boy?!
[17:56] ---
You haven't earned the right
to call her "Tohru-chan"...
[17:59] ---
...you lowlife.
[18:01] ---
U-Um, Kyo-kun...
[18:04] ---
what made you
come to that house?
[18:06] ---
You're the one who left the address with us.
[18:09] ---
A tough-to-find address, too!
[18:11] ---
Thanks to which I got stuck
searching with that damn Yuki.
[18:16] ---
I don't know why I'm doing this, either.
[18:21] ---
Why should I have to feel so
on edge the second you leave?
[18:25] ---
I don't get it, and that puts me
even more on edge!
[18:28] ---
But...
[18:30] ---
you two came for me,
even fighting the whole time?
[18:34] ---
This is your fault!
[18:35] ---
If you didn't
want to leave, you shoulda said so!
[18:39] ---
H-How did you know that?!
[18:40] ---
We could hear the whole thing.
[18:47] ---
Isn't a selfish request okay sometimes?
[18:52] ---
If someone asked for selfish stuff
every day, it'd piss me off.
[18:57] ---
But in your case...
[19:00] ---
It's okay to complain,
[19:03] ---
or be selfish, or get discouraged
[19:07] ---
every once in a while.
[19:12] ---
But it's okay to get discouraged...
[19:21] ---
Wh-What? What's wrong?!
Why are you crying?!
[19:26] ---
...home...
[19:28] ---
I... want to... go home.
[19:33] ---
I want to go home to where all of you are.
[19:37] ---
I want to go home!
[19:49] ---
Come on, we're going home.
[19:52] ---
Um, Kyo-kun?
[20:00] ---
Let's go home.
[20:04] ---
Okay, next is...
[20:07] ---
...the rice ball!
[20:19] ---
I'm the luckiest person in the world,
[20:25] ---
Mom.
[20:32] ---
What the heck just happened?
[20:36] ---
A boy...
[20:38] ---
Now I'm tired.
[20:40] ---
A boy...
[20:42] ---
Be well...
[20:45] ---
...Kyoko-san.
[20:47] ---
That's Tohru, Gramps.
[20:50] ---
A boy...
[20:56] ---
Congratulations on successfully
capturing the princess!
[20:59] ---
You're making us sound creepy.
[21:02] ---
Make it "rescuing."
[21:04] ---
Um, I'm back.
[21:07] ---
Yep, no problem! Leave all the fallout to me.
[21:12] ---
Oh, but I couldn't do that!
I can't cause you any more trouble!
[21:17] ---
Hey, no worries. After all,
if you come back again...
[21:23] ---
...the efforts of these two, who stole
your memo and ran off, won't be in vain!
[21:30] ---
I have to say, I've never seen
Yuki-kun go to pieces like that!
[21:36] ---
I didn't go to...
[21:38] ---
--...pieces...
--Liar.
[21:40] ---
Your face was screaming "regret."
[21:47] ---
That was your face.
[21:49] ---
Damn Yuki!
[21:51] ---
--Yes, stupid cat?
--Clearly this isn't a perfect home,
but it's yours if you want it...
[21:52] ---
--Clearly this isn't a perfect home,
but it's yours if you want it...
[21:55] ---
...Tohru-kun.
[21:56] ---
Yes!
[21:57] ---
Today's the day I take you down!
[21:59] ---
I'd like to see you try.
[22:00] ---
And so I'm living at
Shigure-san's house once again.
[22:06] ---
I'm home...
[22:08] ---
...with my new family.
[23:44] ---
"Perhaps We Should Invite Ourselves Over"
[23:46] ---
Perhaps we should invite ourselves over.
[23:50] ---
[23:52] ---