# 9 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYGGKQ88Y/forest-fairy-five)
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***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[00:44] N**
* A beautiful nation,*
* prospering since ancient times,*
**[00:50] ---**
*Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.*
**[00:55] N**
* There are more than just humans living*
* there; animes truly do exist in Japan.*
**[01:06] N**
* Past the Fairy Ring, to the world*
* of fairies, live anime-chans.*
**[01:12] N**
*There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.*
**[01:16] N**
*Here.*
**[01:17] N**
*And there.*
**[01:18] N**
*Even in Harajuku.*
**[01:24] N**
*By some chance, we'll open that door.*
**[01:30] N**
*And we might get to meet the anime-chans.*
**[01:34] N**
* This is the land where you*
* get to meet anime-chans.*
***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[01:46] N**
*In the not-too-distant future...*
**[01:50] N**
* The mushroom fairies,*
* known as the Kinokonoko,*
**[01:55] ---**
* are in a battle to protect humanity*
* from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.*
**[02:04] N**
*It may be hard to believe now,*
**[02:08] ---**
*but the mushroom fairies are our savior.*
**[02:14] N**
* And the story that's about to begin now*
* is about long before such a future,*
**[02:24] ---**
*when the Kinokonoko would grow up.*
**[02:32] N**
* Why are the Kinokonoko*
* protecting the human world?*
**[02:39] N**
*The answer to the mystery may lie*
**[02:44] ---**
* in the strange round ring—*
* indeed, the Fairy Ring.*
**[03:07] Jojo**
Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
fairy of the forest.
***SIGN*** Narration: Shinomiya Joe
**[03:11] N**
There, past the Fairy Ring,
is the world fairies.
***SIGN*** Fairy Ring
Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
**[03:18] N**
There's been a bit of a change
in the fairy world lately.
**[03:23] N**
There was never a notion of
"work" in the fairy world.
**[03:27] N**
The concept never existed.
**[03:30] N**
The fairies always lived
freely, enjoying their lives.
**[03:34] N**
No one's ever thought to
work for another person.
**[03:38] N**
But seeing people in the human
world do all kinds of work,
**[03:44] ---**
they're beginning to think about it now.
**[03:51] N**
There's a fairy.
**[03:53] N**
Let's ask her about it.
***SIGN*** Amanita Muscaria
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[04:00] N**
Muscaria.
**[04:01] N**
Morning.
**[04:02] Muscaria**
Morning, Jojo.
**[04:03] N**
What's up?
**[04:05] Muscaria**
Voice training.
**[04:07] Muscaria**
If I'm going to become a professional singer,
I have to start training my voice now.
***SIGN*** She aspires to be a professional singer
**[04:12] N**
A professional singer?
**[04:14] Muscaria**
I'm thinking of singing for a living.
**[04:18] N**
Is that part of the humans' influence?
**[04:21] Muscaria**
Yup.
**[04:22] Muscaria**
I've been watching the human
world through the fairy ring,
**[04:25] ---**
and most humans have work.
**[04:28] Muscaria**
Isn't that kind of awesome?
**[04:30] N**
So you want to do work and make money?
**[04:33] Muscaria**
No.
**[04:34] Muscaria**
Whether I make money or not,
**[04:36] ---**
if I'm working for the sake
of someone else, that's work.
**[04:40] Muscaria**
Working to make someone happy.
**[04:42] Muscaria**
That's work.
**[04:44] Muscaria**
I thought that's pretty awesome.
**[04:48] N**
So that's why you decided to make
singing and dancing your job.
**[04:52] Muscaria**
Yup.
**[04:53] Muscaria**
Care to listen?
**[04:54] Muscaria**
I'm going to see how high I can go.
**[04:57] N**
Okay.
**[05:06] N**
That's it.
**[05:07] N**
It's going to take a while before
I can become a professional.
**[05:10] Mai**
Morning.
**[05:11] Muscaria**
Mai-chan. Morning.
**[05:13] N**
Morning, Mai-chan.
***SIGN*** Mizunara Mai
Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
**[05:15] Mai**
Start the music!
**[05:18] Muscaria**
What made you want to dance all of a sudden?
**[05:21] Mai**
I decided I'm going to become
a professional dancer.
***SIGN*** She aspires to be a professional dancer
**[05:24] N**
Were you inspired by the humans, too?
**[05:26] Mai**
Yup.
**[05:27] Mai**
The humans all have dreams so they can
work hard and become professionals, right?
**[05:32] Mai**
I liked that.
**[05:34] Muscaria**
A professional dancer, huh?
**[05:36] Muscaria**
That sounds cool.
**[05:37] Mai**
I want to make the whole
world happy with my dancing.
**[05:41] Muscaria**
That's a big dream.
**[05:43] N**
But, Muscaria, didn't you
want to sing for a living?
**[05:46] Muscaria**
Yeah.
**[05:47] N**
And Mai-chan, you want to dance for a living?
**[05:50] Mai**
That's right.
**[05:51] N**
Then how about you become idols
so you can sing and dance?
**[05:56] Muscaria**
That's it.
**[05:58] Muscaria**
We've been wanting to be idols to begin
with, so we could just work on that.
***SIGN*** They've been aspiring to be idols to begin with.
**[06:02] Mai**
That could be true.
**[06:04] Muscaria**
So we're working towards
becoming idols, right?
**[06:07] Mai**
Right.
**[06:09] Porcini**
Hey.
***SIGN*** Yamadori B. Porcini
Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
**[06:10] N**
Morning, Porcini.
**[06:12] Muscaria**
What are you doing?
**[06:14] Porcini**
Air frypan.
**[06:15] Porcini**
My plan is to become a professional chef
who can make people happy with my cooking.
**[06:23] Muscaria**
You're not going to become an idol?
**[06:25] Porcini**
I'll be an idol, too.
**[06:27] Porcini**
An idol who can also cook,
or a chef who's also an idol.
**[06:31] Porcini**
I'm still trying to decide which.
**[06:33] Mai**
I hope you'll never decide.
**[06:36] Muscaria**
That's kind of fresh,
when Mai does the straight talk.
**[06:38] Muscaria**
That sets me on fire!
**[06:40] N**
Okay, so the three of you are going
to debut as professional idols, right?
**[06:45] A**
Yup.
**[06:46] N**
What about the other two, I wonder?
**[06:48] Muscaria**
Virosa and Paludosa?
**[06:51] Muscaria**
I don't think those two are
really thinking about anything.
**[06:58] Virosa**
It feels so nice, just floating in space.
***SIGN*** Amanita Virosa
Voice: Nakano Aimi
***SIGN*** Mitrula Paludosa
Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
**[07:02] Paludosa**
Bliss.
**[07:03] N**
There you are.
**[07:05] N**
Morning, Virosa, Paludosa.
***SIGN*** We're in space
**[07:08] A**
Morning.
**[07:09] N**
I wanted to ask you...
**[07:11] N**
What kind of work do you
hope to do in the future?
**[07:15] Virosa**
Work?
**[07:16] N**
If you were going to do work like the
humans do, what would you want to do?
**[07:20] Virosa**
My future job is to be an old Okinawan lady.
**[07:23] Virosa**
What about you, Paludosa?
**[07:25] Paludosa**
One of those people who go "Are you serious?"
**[07:28] Virosa**
That's hilarious.
**[07:29] N**
This is hopeless.
**[07:34] Yellow**
Man, Pink won't hang out with me these days.
**[07:37] Yellow**
I'm bored.
**[07:42] Yellow**
Pink.
**[07:43] Pink**
Yellow.
**[07:44] Pink**
Long time no see.
**[07:45] Yellow**
Hey.
**[07:46] Yellow**
You don't hang out with me
these days; I'm so bored.
**[07:51] Pink**
Sorry, I got a part-time job.
**[07:54] Yellow**
A part-time job?
**[07:56] Pink**
Muscaria told me that in the human world,
**[08:00] ---**
there's this thing called a part-time job.
**[08:03] Yellow**
What's a job?
**[08:05] Pink**
How should I put it...
**[08:08] Pink**
Basically, it means you do work.
**[08:12] Yellow**
I'm not sure I get it.
So what do you do now?
**[08:15] Pink**
I have a part-time job changing
the weather in the fairy world.
**[08:20] Pink**
For example...
**[08:22] Pink**
Rain!
**[08:24] Pink**
I make it rain.
**[08:27] Pink**
Snow!
**[08:30] Pink**
I change the weather like that.
**[08:33] Yellow**
So part-timers were
changing the weather, huh?
**[08:35] Pink**
So I'm really busy now.
**[08:37] Pink**
Sorry.
**[08:38] Yellow**
I'll do a part-time job, too.
**[08:43] Porcini**
There are all kinds of jobs
in the human world, huh?
**[08:47] Muscaria**
No matter what you do, if you work
hard, someone appreciates it.
**[08:51] Mai**
That's good to know.
**[08:53] Hooman**
Hey.
**[08:55] Hooman**
Hello, fairies.
**[08:59] Muscaria**
Who are you?
**[09:00] Muscaria**
A human?
**[09:02] Muscaria**
Animal?
**[09:03] Hooman**
I'm a sloth.
**[09:08] Muscaria**
What's a sloth?
**[09:11] Hooman**
A sloth is a *really* laid-back animal
that lives in tropical forests.
**[09:17] Muscaria**
So you're an animal.
**[09:19] Hooman**
I spend almost all of my
time hanging on trees.
**[09:22] Hooman**
But just around once a week,
I come to the ground.
**[09:28] Muscaria**
What's a sloth's job?
**[09:31] Hooman**
Let me think...
**[09:33] Hooman**
A sloth's job is to be a sloth, I guess.
**[09:37] Muscaria**
To be a sloth?
**[09:39] Hooman**
I hang on the trees, and I spend the
whole day being lazy and doing nothing.
**[09:46] Mai**
That's your job?
**[09:47] Hooman**
Yup.
**[09:48] Hooman**
When people see me being lazy, it gives
them hope that it's okay to be lazy.
**[09:57] Hooman**
Sloths have a very noble job.
**[10:02] Porcini**
I don't know if that gives me hope.
**[10:04] Porcini**
That's iffy.
**[10:05] Muscaria**
It is.
**[10:07] Hooman**
Besides, when people tell me
I'm cute and take pictures,
**[10:12] ---**
I can ask them for money,
and that makes pretty good money.
**[10:16] Porcini**
Wow, you're dark.
**[10:18] Muscaria**
Let me guess, are you that
lady we meet all the time?
**[10:23] Hooman**
What are you talking about?
**[10:25] Muscaria**
The nurse, the teacher...
**[10:28] Muscaria**
Aren't you the lady that always
shows up doing different work?
**[10:31] Hooman**
No, no.
**[10:34] Hooman**
I'm Slothy the sloth, sloth!
**[10:39] Porcini**
Suddenly she's talking
like an anime character.
**[10:41] Muscaria**
It's you, isn't it?
**[10:44] Hooman**
I'm Slothy, sloth!
**[10:48] Muscaria**
I don't think she wants
to tell us that it's her.
**[10:50] Muscaria**
Okay, let's go with Slothy, then.
**[10:52] Hooman**
Okay, let's all become sloths together.
**[10:56] Muscaria**
Us, too?
**[10:58] Hooman**
Let's all strike the sloth pose together.
**[11:02] Porcini**
That sounds fun.
**[11:04] Porcini**
Let's do it.
**[11:05] Porcini**
But what's the sloth pose?
**[11:08] Hooman**
It's the pose that most makes
you think "Wow, I'm being lazy."
**[11:15] Porcini**
The pose that most makes
me think I'm being lazy?
**[11:17] Hooman**
Okay, first, Muscaria, you go.
**[11:21] Muscaria**
Here I go, sloth pose.
**[11:24] Hooman**
That's not good.
**[11:25] Hooman**
You aren't a sloth if you're
so enthusiastic about it.
**[11:29] Muscaria**
Oh, right.
**[11:31] Hooman**
You have to be a sloth from the get-go.
**[11:34] Muscaria**
Alrighty.
**[11:36] Muscaria**
Sloth pose!
**[11:41] Porcini**
Such a sloth!
**[11:44] Hooman**
Next, Mai-chan.
**[11:46] Mai**
This is my sloth pose.
**[11:51] Porcini**
Such a sloth!
**[11:54] Hooman**
Finally, Porcini.
**[11:58] Hooman**
Here we go.
**[12:03] Mai**
Such a sloth!
**[12:05] Mai**
Such a sloth!
**[12:08] Hooman**
Muscaria, Mai-chan, Porcini,
you're all great sloths.
**[12:15] Muscaria**
Wait, why do you know our names?
**[12:19] Muscaria**
It's you, isn't it?
**[12:20] Hooman**
I'm Slothy, sloth.
**[12:23] Muscaria**
Forget it.
**[12:24] N**
It looks like you're all having fun.
**[12:26] Muscaria**
Jojo.
**[12:27] N**
We spent the day thinking
about what we want to be.
**[12:31] Porcini**
Yup.
**[12:32] Porcini**
I hope we can become idols.
**[12:34] Mai**
I want to become the most
talented dancer ever.
**[12:38] Porcini**
I want to become a chef who's
really good at cooking.
**[12:42] Muscaria**
Not an idol?
**[12:43] Porcini**
Sorry, I meant an idol who's
really good at cooking.
**[12:48] N**
All right, let's have the
Fairy Five dance again.
**[12:53] Porcini**
Yay.
**[12:54] Porcini**
We're going to end with a dance again, right?
**[12:56] Muscaria**
Here we go.
**[12:58] Muscaria**
Start the music!
**[13:29] N**
The fairy forest is always vibrant.
**[13:32] N**
See you next week!