# 8 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYGGKQ88Y/forest-fairy-five)
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***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[00:44] N**
* A beautiful nation,*
* prospering since ancient times,*
**[00:50] ---**
*Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.*
**[00:55] N**
* There are more than just humans living*
* there; animes truly do exist in Japan.*
**[01:06] N**
* Past the Fairy Ring, to the world*
* of fairies, live anime-chans.*
**[01:12] N**
*There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.*
**[01:16] N**
*Here.*
**[01:17] N**
*And there.*
**[01:18] N**
*Even in Harajuku.*
**[01:24] N**
*By some chance, we'll open that door.*
**[01:30] N**
*And we might get to meet the anime-chans.*
**[01:34] N**
* This is the land where you*
* get to meet anime-chans.*
***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[01:46] N**
*In the not-too-distant future...*
**[01:50] N**
* The mushroom fairies,*
* known as the Kinokonoko,*
**[01:55] ---**
* are in a battle to protect humanity*
* from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.*
**[02:04] N**
*It may be hard to believe now,*
**[02:08] ---**
*but the mushroom fairies are our savior.*
**[02:14] N**
* And the story that's about to begin now*
* is about long before such a future,*
**[02:24] ---**
*when the Kinokonoko would grow up.*
**[02:32] N**
* Why are the Kinokonoko*
* protecting the human world?*
**[02:39] N**
*The answer to the mystery may lie*
**[02:44] ---**
* in the strange round ring—*
* indeed, the Fairy Ring.*
**[03:04] Jojo**
Hi, everyone, I'm Jojo,
fairy of the forest.
***SIGN*** Narration: Shinomiya Joe
**[03:07] N**
Let's go to the fairy world again.
**[03:12] N**
By the way, you might be wondering: Why
are there only girls in the fairy world?
***SIGN*** Fairy Ring
Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
**[03:19] N**
Are there no boys?
**[03:23] N**
Good question.
**[03:25] N**
Here's the answer: The girls—
**[03:29] N**
I mean, I call them "girls," but you could
say they're both girls and not girls.
**[03:36] N**
They're fairies, after all.
**[03:39] N**
You shouldn't expect fairies to have the
same notion of gender that humans have.
**[03:44] N**
What's certain, though, is that
fairy souls are made of cuteness.
**[03:53] N**
There's one.
**[03:54] N**
Hello, Muscaria.
***SIGN*** Amanita Muscaria
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[03:56] Muscaria**
Hey, Jojo.
**[03:58] N**
What's wrong?
**[04:00] Muscaria**
I lost that *thing*...
**[04:03] N**
Looking for something, huh?
**[04:04] N**
I'll help you.
**[04:06] N**
What did you lose?
**[04:08] Muscaria**
That thing.
**[04:09] N**
What thing?
**[04:11] Muscaria**
You know, that* thing.
**[04:14] N**
What?
**[04:15] Muscaria**
Well...
**[04:16] Muscaria**
I can't tell you.
**[04:17] N**
Huh?
**[04:21] N**
Something so embarrassing
you can't tell anyone?
**[04:25] Muscaria**
No, I mean, I can't tell
you even if I wanted to.
**[04:27] N**
I can't help you look for
it unless you tell me.
**[04:30] Muscaria**
I said I can't tell you.
**[04:34] Muscaria**
Hey, what comes after A I U E O?
**[04:37] N**
Ka ki ku ke ko?
**[04:39] Muscaria**
Yeah.
**[04:40] Muscaria**
What comes before "ki"?
**[04:42] N**
Before "ki"?
**[04:43] N**
"Ka"?
**[04:45] Muscaria**
Yeah.
**[04:46] Muscaria**
That's what I lost.
**[04:47] N**
You lost "ka"?
**[04:49] Muscaria**
I lost it.
**[04:51] Muscaria**
And now I can't say that sound.
**[04:54] N**
So what's your name, then?
**[04:57] Muscaria**
Mus...ria.
**[04:59] N**
You're right.
**[05:01] N**
You can't say "ka"?
**[05:04] N**
Okay, then, what's the dish from India,
where you put spicy sauce on rice?
**[05:10] Muscaria**
Um...
**[05:13] Muscaria**
...rry rice?
(Kare-)
**[05:14] N**
What's the ride that's at the amusement park,
with gondolas on a slow-turning wheel?
**[05:20] N**
It sets a really nice mood for couples.
**[05:24] Muscaria**
...ris wheel?
(Kanransha)
**[05:25] N**
What's the insect that comes out during the
summer, and makes you itchy when it bites you?
**[05:32] N**
You're right, you can't say "ka"!
**[05:34] Muscaria**
This isn't funny.
**[05:36] N**
Sorry.
**[05:37] Muscaria**
I can't even say my own name.
**[05:40] N**
That's quite the pickle.
**[05:41] N**
Okay, I'll help you find it.
**[05:43] N**
Where did you lose your "ka"?
**[05:47] Muscaria**
I ... know.
(Wakaranai)
**[05:48] N**
You're trying to say "I don't know," right?
**[05:50] Muscaria**
Yeah.
**[05:54] Pink**
Hey, don't you feel sorry for humans?
**[05:57] Yellow**
Why?
**[05:58] Pink**
They can't even fly.
***SIGN*** That's normal in the human world.
**[06:01] Pink**
They have to walk and run wherever they go.
**[06:06] Pink**
It must be so inconvenient.
**[06:07] Yellow**
That's true.
**[06:08] Pink**
Good thing we were born fairies, huh?
**[06:11] Yellow**
Yeah.
**[06:12] Yellow**
I'm so glad I'm not a human.
**[06:17] Muscaria**
Hi, Porcini.
**[06:19] Porcini**
Buon giorno, Muscaria.
***SIGN*** Yamadori B. Porcini
Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
**[06:21] N**
What's up?
**[06:22] Porcini**
Practicing flipping with a frying pan.
**[06:25] N**
Frying pan flipping practice, huh?
**[06:27] Porcini**
You use your back, like this.
**[06:30] Muscaria**
Hey, have you seen that
*thing* around here somewhere?
**[06:34] Porcini**
That thing?
**[06:35] N**
I'll explain.
**[06:37] N**
Have you seen a "ka" around here somewhere?
**[06:40] Porcini**
"Ka"?
**[06:40] N**
Muscaria dropped her "ka" sound,
and now she can't say "ka."
**[06:46] Porcini**
Muscaria, what's your name?
**[06:48] Muscaria**
Mus...ria.
**[06:51] Porcini**
Oh, dear, you're right.
**[06:53] Porcini**
You lost your "ka."
**[06:55] Porcini**
That's not good.
**[06:56] Porcini**
I lost my "po" one time, too, and it sucked.
**[07:00] N**
This happens a lot?
**[07:03] Porcini**
It was such a pain.
**[07:04] Porcini**
I looked for it everywhere.
**[07:06] Porcini**
Guess where I found it.
**[07:07] N**
I don't know.
**[07:09] Porcini**
Get this: it was in the fridge.
**[07:12] Porcini**
Isn't that hilarious?
**[07:14] Porcini**
Why did I put my "ko" in the fridge?
**[07:18] Porcini**
I don't even remember doing it.
**[07:21] N**
It happens, huh?
**[07:24] Muscaria**
Can we please talk about my...
**[07:26] Porcini**
Right, your "ka."
**[07:28] Porcini**
I haven't seen it around here.
**[07:33] N**
Hello, Paludosa.
***SIGN*** Mitrula Paludosa
Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
**[07:35] Paludosa**
Hello.
**[07:38] Muscaria**
Hey, Palu-chan, have you seen...
**[07:41] N**
A "ka"?
**[07:43] Paludosa**
"Ka"?
**[07:44] N**
Muscaria lost her "ka" sound.
**[07:48] Paludosa**
I saw a "don."
**[07:50] N**
"Don"?
**[07:51] Paludosa**
The one I saw was a "Srsly?!"
**[07:54] N**
This is hopeless.
**[07:59] Muscaria**
Virosa.
**[08:00] Virosa**
Muscaria.
**[08:02] Muscaria**
What's up?
**[08:03] Virosa**
I'm looking for something.
***SIGN*** Amanita Virosa
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[08:06] N**
Are you looking for Muscaria's "ka"?
**[08:11] Virosa**
Huh? Say what?
**[08:12] N**
You aren't?
**[08:14] Virosa**
I'm looking for my smartphone.
**[08:18] Virosa**
Where did it go?
**[08:20] Muscaria**
Hey, Virosa,
**[08:21] Virosa**
Yeah?
**[08:23] Muscaria**
What's that in your hand?
**[08:25] Virosa**
Huh?
**[08:28] Virosa**
Whoa, *there* it is!
**[08:31] Virosa**
I always have my smartphone in my left hand.
**[08:33] Virosa**
I never thought I'd have it in my right hand.
**[08:36] Muscaria**
Srsly?!
**[08:38] Virosa**
Thank goodness I found it.
**[08:42] N**
And she's gone.
**[08:46] Muscaria**
Hi, Mai-chan.
**[08:48] Mai**
Who are you?
**[08:50] Muscaria**
What? It's me.
**[08:52] Muscaria**
Mus...
**[08:53] N**
Muscaria.
**[08:55] Mai**
Ah.
***SIGN*** Mizunara Mai
Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
**[08:57] Mai**
Hello, Muscaria.
**[09:00] Muscaria**
H-Hello.
**[09:01] Mai**
I'm sorry, I don't have my contacts in;
I can't see faces too well.
***SIGN*** Fairies get bad eyesight, too, so they wear contacts
**[09:07] N**
You're near-sighted, huh?
**[09:08] Mai**
I am.
**[09:10] N**
It won't help to ask you if
you've seen a "ka," then, huh?
**[09:13] Muscaria**
Yeah.
**[09:14] Mai**
What are you talking about?
**[09:16] Muscaria**
It's okay.
**[09:17] Muscaria**
Okay, well, see you later.
**[09:20] Yellow**
I don't know, though.
**[09:23] Pink**
What?
**[09:24] Yellow**
Being human might be better
than being a fairy, though.
**[09:26] Pink**
Why?
**[09:28] Yellow**
We don't have lower backs.
**[09:31] Pink**
Backs?
**[09:32] Pink**
We aren't udon, you know.
**[09:34] Yellow**
No, I don't mean "koshi" as in "firmness."
**[09:35] Yellow**
I mean "koshi" as in "lower back."
**[09:37] Yellow**
The curvy part.
**[09:40] Pink**
Who cares if you don't have a lower back?
**[09:43] Yellow**
You don't look cool dancing if you
don't have a lower back, though.
**[09:48] Pink**
That's true, you look pretty sad.
**[09:52] Porcini**
Muscaria.
**[09:54] Porcini**
So, did you find it?
**[09:57] Muscaria**
Nope, I can't find it anywhere.
**[10:00] Porcini**
I was looking for it, too,
but I can't find it.
**[10:05] Muscaria**
Thanks.
**[10:08] Muscaria**
A fairy ring.
**[10:12] Porcini**
Want to look inside the human world again?
**[10:15] Muscaria**
Yeah. Let's look.
**[10:16] Porcini**
I wonder who we'll get to meet today.
**[10:21] Porcini**
Hello.
**[10:23] A**
Are you two fairies?
**[10:27] Porcini**
Yes.
**[10:28] Porcini**
I'm Porcini the fairy.
**[10:30] Muscaria**
I'm Mus...
**[10:33] Porcini**
This girl is Muscaria.
**[10:34] A**
I'm so happy I get to talk to fairies.
**[10:38] A**
It's like I'm dreaming.
**[10:40] Porcini**
You're kind of fairy-ish for a human, too.
**[10:45] Muscaria**
Your outfit is so ...te.
(Kawaii)
**[10:50] Porcini**
She says it's cute.
**[10:51] A**
Thank you.
**[10:54] Muscaria**
What do you do for work?
**[10:56] A**
I'm a maid.
**[10:59] Muscaria**
A maid?
**[11:00] A**
Maids are kind of like the
fairies of the human world.
**[11:06] Muscaria**
What do you do?
**[11:08] A**
I work at a store called a maid café.
**[11:10] A**
I bring my master food and beverage.
**[11:14] Porcini**
Isn't that the same thing as a waitress?
**[11:18] A**
Not at all.
**[11:19] A**
Waitresses don't go "moe moe kyun," right?
**[11:23] Muscaria**
"Moe moe kyun"?
**[11:25] Porcini**
What's that?
**[11:27] A**
It's like this.
**[11:28] A**
Here I go.
**[11:29] A**
Tasty, tasty, moe moe kyun!
**[11:35] A**
That puts a magic spell on food
and drinks and makes them tasty.
**[11:40] Porcini**
So there are people in the human
world who can use magic, too?
**[11:44] A**
There are.
**[11:45] A**
Maids are magicians.
**[11:48] Porcini**
Hey, you look a bit like...
**[11:55] Porcini**
Aren't you that teacher?
**[11:58] A**
What? I have no idea what
you're talking about.
**[12:01] Porcini**
She is.
**[12:03] Porcini**
You're the nurse from before, too.
**[12:06] A**
I have no idea.
**[12:07] A**
You've got the wrong person.
**[12:09] Porcini**
Hey, look.
***SIGN*** Ka
**[12:13] A**
I picked this up this morning.
**[12:15] A**
I wonder what it is.
**[12:16] A**
"Chikara"?
**[12:18] A**
I don't know, but I thought maybe
it's a charm that gives you strength.
**[12:23] Porcini**
That's not "chikara," that's "ka."
**[12:25] Muscaria**
It belongs to me.
**[12:28] Muscaria**
May I have it ba...?
(Kaeshite)
**[12:32] Porcini**
She's asking to have it back.
**[12:34] A**
Does this belong to you?
**[12:35] Muscaria**
It does.
**[12:36] A**
All right.
**[12:38] A**
Here I go, then.
**[12:39] A**
Go fly to the fairy!
**[12:41] A**
Moe moe kyun!
**[12:45] Porcini**
What's your name?
**[12:48] Muscaria**
Muscaria!
**[12:49] Muscaria**
I said it!
**[12:50] Porcini**
Good for you.
**[12:52] Muscaria**
Thank you so much.
**[12:53] Muscaria**
I'm back in business.
**[12:55] Porcini**
All right, let's go, then.
**[12:58] Porcini**
Dance of joy.
**[12:59] Porcini**
Start the music!
**[13:28] N**
Thank goodness Muscaria found her "ka," huh?
**[13:31] N**
See you next week.