# 22 - Untitled
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**[00:45] N**
* A beautiful nation,*
* prospering since ancient times,*
**[00:51] N**
* Japan has many countless stories,*
* folk tales, and legends known to all.*
**[01:00] N**
* Look carefully in those stories,*
* and you'll occasionally find*
**[01:03] ---**
* the faces of the fairies*
* from beyond the Fairy Ring.*
**[01:10] N**
* The anime-chans, given life by*
* the fairies, live in the stories.*
**[01:18] N**
* The Fairy Rings connect to*
* the folk tales of your city.*
**[01:25] N**
* And open the door, and you may*
* get to meet living anime-chans.*
**[01:33] N**
* Yes, this is the land where*
* you get to meet anime-chans.*
***SIGN*** A land where you get to meet
anime-chans
**[01:55] A**
*Once upon a time,*
**[01:58] ---**
* in the land of fairies,*
* there lived a group of adorable girls.*
**[02:04] A**
* They loved to sing, dance, and act,*
* and so they formed a troupe.*
**[02:11] A**
* They created and performed*
* in many stories based on*
**[02:18] ---**
* Japanese folk tales passed*
* down through the generations.*
**[02:22] A**
*The Fairy Land Folktales.*
**[02:33] A**
Now, what might today's story be?
***SIGN*** "Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime" Episode Three
**[02:46] Yallo**
The wait is over.
**[02:48] Yallo**
It's time for Episode Three of
Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime.
***SIGN*** Previously
**[03:04] N**
* Long, long ago, Urashimatarou*
* arrived at Ryuuguu Castle,*
**[03:09] ---**
*invited by the turtle that he'd saved.*
***SIGN*** Yamadori B. Porcini
Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
**[03:12] N**
* There, in the basement,*
* he discovered the unthinkable.*
**[03:17] N**
*Three princesses were being held hostage.*
**[03:22] N**
*Kaguyahime, from the world of the moon.*
***SIGN*** Mizunara Mai
Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
***SIGN*** Amanita Muscaria
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[03:26] N**
*Orihime, daughter of Tentei.*
**[03:29] N**
*Urikohime, born from a melon.*
***SIGN*** Mitrula Paludosa
Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
**[03:32] N**
* The three are deceived by Otohime,*
* who they thought was their friend,*
***SIGN*** Amanita Virosa
Voice: Nakano Aimi
**[03:37] ---**
*and were kept prisoner underground.*
***SIGN*** Urashima had rescued the three princesses, but...
**[03:49] Urashima**
I never knew Otohime was that bad.
**[03:53] The one with the dots**
I couldn't believe it, either.
**[03:56] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
She wasn't like this before.
**[03:59] The blonde**
People aren't who they seem.
**[04:01] Urashima**
We need to act, then.
**[04:04] Urashima**
Let's get out of here.
**[04:06] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
Yes.
**[04:10] The cray cray**
Oh, no you diddle-dee don't.
**[04:12] Urashima**
Otohime!
**[04:13] The cray cray**
I thought we could get along, Urashima-san.
**[04:17] The cray cray**
What a disappointment.
**[04:18] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
Otohime, why?
**[04:20] The cray cray**
Get them!
**[04:23] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
Urashima-sama!
**[04:24] The one with the dots**
Scary!
**[04:25] The blonde**
Do something!
**[04:27] Urashima**
Hmm... All right.
**[04:29] Urashima**
Traditional Japanese performing arts:
**[04:31] ---**
The Table Flip!
***SIGN*** The Table Flip!
**[04:37] Urashima**
Run!
**[04:44] The cray cray**
Resistance is futile.
**[04:45] Urashima**
Shit.
**[04:47] The blonde**
Aren't you the protagonist?
**[04:48] The blonde**
Take them down.
**[04:50] Urashima**
Well, I'm not the hero-type
like Momotarou or Kintarou.
**[04:55] Urashima**
I don't have any special gifts or anything.
**[04:57] Urashima**
I'm just an ordinary guy.
**[04:59] Jo Hisaishi**
No, Urashima-san.
**[05:00] Jo Hisaishi**
You have an exceptional gift.
**[05:04] Jo Hisaishi**
You saved me, after all.
**[05:07] Urashima**
Turtle-kun.
**[05:09] Jo Hisaishi**
You got yourself on my good side.
**[05:11] Jo Hisaishi**
That is your one gift.
**[05:14] Urashima**
I don't have anything else going for me?
**[05:17] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
Sorry, but...
**[05:19] The one with the dots**
I mean...
**[05:19] The blonde**
What can this old-fart turtle do?
**[05:21] Jo Hisaishi**
Say what?
**[05:22] The cray cray**
What they're saying is that you're
not going to be of any help.
**[05:28] Jo Hisaishi**
You shouldn't underestimate me.
**[05:30] Jo Hisaishi**
Kame kame kame fire!
**[05:34] Urashima**
That's amazing, Turtle-kun.
**[05:36] Jo Hisaishi**
Now, everyone, let's run!
**[05:39] The cray cray**
Stop!
**[05:46] Jo Hisaishi**
Get on my back, everyone.
**[05:48] Urashima**
How are we going to fit the four of us?
**[05:50] Jo Hisaishi**
Don't worry.
**[05:51] Jo Hisaishi**
Press the button on the back of my shell.
**[05:55] Urashima**
This one?
**[05:58] Jo Hisaishi**
Limousine mode.
**[06:00] A**
How gorgeous.
**[06:01] Jo Hisaishi**
Let's get going.
**[06:02] Urashima**
Go where?
**[06:03] Jo Hisaishi**
I'll take you to my home.
**[06:09] Urashima**
But Turtle-kun,
**[06:10] Jo Hisaishi**
Yes?
**[06:11] Urashima**
Why were you being bullied at
the beach when you're so strong?
**[06:17] Jo Hisaishi**
I lose my powers when I leave the water.
**[06:20] Urashima**
Oh, I see.
**[06:23] N**
* And so Urashima and the princesses*
* arrive at the turtle's house.*
***SIGN*** Arriving at Turtle's house.
**[06:33] A**
Go away!
**[06:34] B**
No, you!
**[06:40] Jo Hisaishi**
These are my children.
**[06:41] Jo Hisaishi**
Hey, Kouki, Daiki, Tomoki, be quiet.
**[06:46] Jo Hisaishi**
We have guests over.
**[06:47] Urashima**
The Turtle Trio?
**[06:49] A**
Look, pretty ladies!
**[06:53] B**
They're all so hot.
**[06:55] C**
Hold me!
**[06:57] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
They're adorable.
**[06:59] The blonde**
Are you sure?
**[07:00] A**
They look just like Dad.
**[07:02] B**
They do.
**[07:04] The blonde**
Why did Otohime do such a thing?
**[07:06] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
She wasn't like this before.
**[07:08] The one with the dots**
It's like she's someone else.
**[07:11] Jo Hisaishi**
There's a reason for this.
**[07:13] Urashima**
You know why she did this?
**[07:19] N**
* The turtle explained why Otohime*
* tried to kidnap the three princesses.*
**[07:27] N**
* Once, a merchant ship from the*
* South was wrecked during a storm*
**[07:35] ---**
*as it tried to pass through this sea.*
**[07:40] N**
* From among the wreckage*
* a mysterious, glowing object was found.*
**[07:48] N**
*It was a magic mirror.*
**[07:54] N**
* It was Otohime of Ryuuguu*
* Castle who salvaged it.*
**[08:01] N**
* Otohime spent every day staring into the*
* beautiful face in the beautiful mirror.*
**[08:10] The cray cray**
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the fairest princess of them all?
**[08:15] Anti-cray**
My princess, you are the fairest in the land.
**[08:19] Anti-cray**
Or so I'd love to say, but unfortunately...
**[08:23] The cray cray**
Huh?
**[08:24] Anti-cray**
There are three princesses who
are more beautiful than you.
**[08:30] Anti-cray**
Their names are Kaguyahime,
Orihime and Urikohime.
**[08:35] The cray cray**
True.
**[08:36] The cray cray**
Those three are beautiful and endearing.
**[08:39] Anti-cray**
Are you not angry?
**[08:42] Anti-cray**
Do you not want to be the most beautiful?
**[08:45] The cray cray**
The four of us are close friends.
**[08:48] The cray cray**
We can all be the most beautiful together.
**[08:51] Anti-cray**
You may say so, but I can
see through your soul.
**[08:56] Anti-cray**
You want people to say you're
the most beautiful, don't you?
**[09:01] The cray cray**
That's not true.
**[09:03] Anti-cray**
You surely do.
**[09:05] Anti-cray**
Now, be honest.
**[09:07] Anti-cray**
"I want to be the fairest of them all."
**[09:12] The cray cray**
I am the fairest.
**[09:15] Anti-cray**
No, do you want to become the fairest?
**[09:19] The cray cray**
I do.
**[09:21] Anti-cray**
Good.
**[09:22] Anti-cray**
You're finally being honest.
**[09:25] Anti-cray**
Would you like to know how to become
the most beautiful princess?
**[09:29] The cray cray**
Tell me.
**[09:31] The cray cray**
How do I do it?
**[09:32] Anti-cray**
Simple.
**[09:34] Anti-cray**
Get rid of the other three,
and you'll be the fairest.
**[09:40] The cray cray**
You're telling me to kill them?
**[09:43] Anti-cray**
That's right.
**[09:45] The cray cray**
I could never do such a thing.
**[09:48] Anti-cray**
What a coward.
**[09:52] Anti-cray**
Fine.
**[09:53] Anti-cray**
If you can't kill them, simply capture
them and hold them prisoner.
**[09:57] Anti-cray**
So that the three may never
see the light of day.
**[10:02] The cray cray**
All of them?
**[10:03] Anti-cray**
That's right.
**[10:05] Anti-cray**
Then you'll be the fairest
princess in the world.
**[10:09] The cray cray**
Me, the fairest princess in the world.
**[10:13] Anti-cray**
Do it.
**[10:15] The cray cray**
I will.
**[10:16] The cray cray**
I'll capture the three and make
sure they never meet anyone again.
**[10:21] Anti-cray**
Excellent. That is the right thing to do.
**[10:24] The cray cray**
And then I'll be the best
princess in the world.
**[10:32] Jo Hisaishi**
And there you have it.
**[10:34] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
How terrible.
**[10:36] The one with the dots**
So it was because of the magic mirror.
**[10:38] The blonde**
What a jank mirror, swindling Otohime.
**[10:41] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
That's right, it's all the mirror's fault.
**[10:44] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
It's not Otohime's fault.
**[10:46] Urashima**
So without the mirror...
**[10:49] Jo Hisaishi**
That's right.
**[10:50] Jo Hisaishi**
Break the magic mirror, and Otohime
should come back to her senses.
**[10:54] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
Let's go.
**[10:56] Urashima**
To where?
**[10:57] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
We're going back to Ryuuguu Castle.
**[10:59] Urashima**
After we just barely managed to escape?
**[11:00] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
We have to save Otohime.
**[11:02] The one with the dots**
You're right.
**[11:03] The one with the dots**
Otohime is a victim, too.
**[11:05] The blonde**
All right, let's go back to Ryuuguu
Castle and smash that mirror.
**[11:09] Urashima**
Wait, but that magic mirror is magic, right?
**[11:15] Urashima**
Is it safe?
**[11:16] The blonde**
We never asked you to come with us.
**[11:19] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
Let's go save her, the three of us.
**[11:22] Urashima**
Oh.
**[11:23] Urashima**
Okay.
**[11:24] A**
Dude, that was weak.
**[11:27] B**
What a loser.
**[11:29] C**
True, true.
**[11:30] C**
You're not a man if you run away now.
**[11:33] Urashima**
I know.
**[11:34] Urashima**
I'm coming, too.
**[11:36] Urashima**
I'mma fight the magic mirror.
**[11:43] The cray cray**
And here I thought I was finally
the fairest of them all.
**[11:47] Anti-cray**
You should have just murdered them.
**[11:50] The cray cray**
I should have been stronger.
**[11:52] Anti-cray**
They can't be far away.
**[11:56] Anti-cray**
Rally your forces and capture them.
**[12:00] Anti-cray**
Otherwise, you'll never be
the most beautiful princess.
**[12:06] The cray cray**
Yes.
**[12:07] Urashima**
I won't let you!
**[12:08] The one who probably needs better shampoo**
Otohime, snap out of it.
**[12:14] N**
*The princesses are about to go to battle.*
**[12:18] N**
*But now, we're out of time.*
**[12:23] N**
*That's it for today.*
**[13:20] N**
* Next time, the finale of*
* Urashima and the princesses.*
**[13:24] N**
*See you then.*