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SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[00:44] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:50] ---
    Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom.
[00:55] N
    There are more than just humans living
    there; animes truly do exist in Japan.
[01:06] N
    Past the Fairy Ring, to the world
    of fairies, live anime-chans.
[01:12] N
    There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too.
[01:16] N
    Here.
[01:17] N
    And there.
[01:18] N
    Even in Harajuku.
[01:24] N
    By some chance, we'll open that door.
[01:30] N
    And we might get to meet the anime-chans.
[01:34] N
    This is the land where you
    get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:46] N
    In the not-too-distant future...
[01:50] N
    The mushroom fairies,
    known as the Kinokonoko,
[01:55] ---
    are in a battle to protect humanity
    from the evil Poison Mushroom Army.
[02:04] N
    It may be hard to believe now,
[02:08] ---
    but the mushroom fairies are our savior.
[02:14] N
    And the story that's about to begin now
    is about long before such a future,
[02:24] ---
    when the Kinokonoko would grow up.
[02:32] N
    Why are the Kinokonoko
    protecting the human world?
[02:39] N
    The answer to the mystery may lie
[02:44] ---
    in the strange round ring—
    indeed, the Fairy Ring.
[03:01] N
    Amanita muscaria have bright
    red caps with white dots.
SIGN    Narration: Shinomiya Joe
[03:07] N
    It looks adorable.
[03:09] N
    But it's actually extremely poisonous.
SIGN    Amanita muscaria
[03:13] N
    And so now
[03:14] ---
    there's a common belief that
    spectacular-looking mushrooms are poisonous.
[03:20] N
    But you can't believe that.
[03:23] N
    For example, Amanita caesareoides,
    which is in the same family as muscaria,
[03:27] ---
    and which has a bright red cap, is
    actually a harmless, tasty mushroom.
[03:33] N
    On the other hand, there are a lot of
    dull-colored but poisonous mushrooms.
[03:38] N
    They look just like shiitake or
    matsutake, but they can be poisonous.
[03:44] N
    So you should never eat wild mushrooms
    unless you know what you're doing.
[03:49] N
    Oh, there.
[03:50] N
    There with the red hat. That's Muscaria.
[03:54] N
    Hey Muscaria.
[03:56] Muscaria
    Oh, hi, Jojo.
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:58] N
    What are you doing?
[03:59] Muscaria
    This?
[04:00] Muscaria
    I'm practicing flag signaling.
[04:03] N
    Flag signaling?
[04:05] Muscaria
    It's awesome.
[04:06] Muscaria
    You can convey messages with flags.
[04:09] Muscaria
    Ready? Watch this.
[04:12] Muscaria
    A.
[04:15] Muscaria
    I.
[04:17] Muscaria
    U.
[04:21] Muscaria
    E.
[04:24] Muscaria
    O.
[04:28] N
    Oh, I know.
[04:30] N
    It's that thing sailors used to do, right?
[04:32] Muscaria
    Sailors?
[04:34] N
    Soldiers in the navy.
[04:36] Muscaria
    Navy?
[04:37] N
    Never mind, it's not important.
[04:41] Porcini
    Buon giorno, Muscaria.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[04:43] Virosa
    What's up?
[04:44] N
    She's practicing flag signaling.
[04:46] Virosa
    Flag signaling?
[04:48] Muscaria
    Yeah, it's the thing navy sailors do.
[04:51] Virosa
    What?
[04:53] N
    You don't have to force yourself
    to use words you don't know.
[04:56] Muscaria
    You can communicate just by waving your
    flags, if you know how to do this.
[05:01] Porcini
    With flags?
[05:02] Muscaria
    You guys should try it, too.
[05:06] Virosa
    Why are the flags red and white?
[05:09] Muscaria
    Red-and-white is cute.
[05:11] Muscaria
    It's my color theme, too.
[05:13] Virosa
    I think plain white is prettier.
[05:17] Muscaria
    Okay, okay.
[05:18] Muscaria
    Just repeat after me.
[05:20] Muscaria
    Ready?
[05:20] Muscaria
    This is A.
[05:24] Muscaria
    I.
[05:27] Muscaria
    U.
[05:30] Muscaria
    E.
[05:33] Muscaria
    O.
[05:38] Virosa
    This is tough.
[05:39] Porcini
    How is this useful?
[05:42] Muscaria
    You can see flags from far away.
[05:45] Muscaria
    If we know this, we can hold
    a conversation from far away.
[05:49] Muscaria
    Isn't that awesome?
[05:50] Virosa
    Couldn't you just use a smartphone?
SIGN    Kinokonoko seem to have smartphones.
[05:54] Muscaria
    But say your battery dies...
[05:59] Virosa
    Why not find a public phone?
[06:00] Porcini
    There aren't too many of
    those around anymore, either.
[06:03] Muscaria
    Besides, you aren't going to find a
    public phone in a field like this one.
SIGN    The fairy world doesn't have many public phones anymore, either.
[06:08] Virosa
    What if you're so far away that
    you can't even see the flags?
[06:11] Muscaria
    Well...
[06:13] Muscaria
    I guess you're out of service
    range if you can't see the flag.
[06:20] Virosa
    Can you see further than about
    two minutes away by foot?
[06:24] Virosa
    You could just walk over and talk.
[06:29] Muscaria
    Say you don't have a smartphone, and
    you hurt your legs, and you can't walk.
[06:35] Virosa
    Has that ever happened to you?
[06:38] Muscaria
    Not yet.
[06:40] N
    Hey, so apparently, sailors would
    read flag signals using binoculars.
[06:47] N
    So you can use them further
    away than two minutes by foot.
[06:51] Virosa
    So you're going to walk around
    with flags and binoculars?
[06:56] Virosa
    You're way better off with a
    smartphone and a spare battery.
[07:01] Muscaria
    Oh, yeah.
[07:03] Porcini
    Well, it's kind of fun, though.
[07:09] Muscaria
    Really?
[07:10] Porcini
    Yeah.
[07:13] Porcini
    Teach me the rest.
[07:14] Porcini
    What about ka ki ku ke ko?
[07:16] Muscaria
    I don't know.
[07:18] Porcini
    What?
[07:19] Muscaria
    I just learned a i u e o, too.
[07:25] Porcini
    Well, that's no good.
[07:27] Yellow
    Smartphones are pretty popular
    in the fairy world now, too, huh?
[07:31] Pink
    They are.
[07:32] Yellow
    It's so weird.
[07:34] Yellow
    People are playing with their phones all day.
[07:37] Pink
    I heard it's called cell phone addiction.
[07:42] Yellow
    I heard that in the human world,
    some couples would go on dates,
[07:44] ---
    and they'd spend all their time staring at
    their phones instead of talking to each other.
[07:49] Pink
    Yeah, yeah.
[07:50] Yellow
    Jeez.
[07:51] Yellow
    Can you believe it?
[07:53] Yellow
    Why wouldn't they try to talk
    to the person in front of them?
[07:55] Yellow
    That's why people are losing their
    ability to communicate more and more.
[08:03] Yellow
    Are you listening?
[08:05] Pink
    What? Oh, yeah.
[08:09] Yellow
    You have one, too?!
[08:12] Paludosa
    The air's so nice.
[08:14] Mei
    It's so nice at the top of the mountain.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[08:17] Mei
    Woohoo!
[08:20] Paludosa
    Seriously?!
[08:23] Mei
    Mount Yatsuga!
[08:26] Paludosa
    Mount Unzen!
[08:29] Mei
    Mount Fugen!
[08:33] Paludosa
    Where is everyone?
[08:34] Mei
    They're so late.
[08:36] Mei
    Palu-chan, did you contact them?
[08:39] Paludosa
    About what?
[08:40] Mei
    About going to the mountains.
[08:42] Paludosa
    I thought you contacted them.
[08:44] Mei
    I didn't.
[08:45] Paludosa
    Neither did I.
[08:48] Paludosa
    Well, no wonder they aren't here.
[08:52] Porcini
    Oh, do you know this?
[08:55] Muscaria
    What?
[08:57] Porcini
    You both have to do as I say.
[09:01] Muscaria
    What?
[09:02] Porcini
    Just do it.
[09:04] Porcini
    Ready?
[09:05] Porcini
    Okay.
[09:06] Porcini
    Red flag up.
[09:09] Porcini
    White flag up.
[09:11] Porcini
    White flag stays.
[09:13] Porcini
    Red flag stays.
[09:15] Muscaria
    What?
[09:19] Porcini
    Wrong.
[09:20] Muscaria
    This is fun.
[09:22] N
    All right.
[09:23] N
    Let's all play the flag game today.
[09:31] Mei
    Do you see them?
[09:32] Paludosa
    There they are.
[09:34] Mei
    What are they doing?
[09:36] Paludosa
    They're, like, waving flags around.
[09:39] Mei
    Say what?
[09:41] Paludosa
    I don't know.
[09:43] Mei
    That was fun, huh?
[09:46] Porcini
    Hey, a fairy ring.
SIGN    Fairy Ring
    Phenomenon where mushrooms sprout in rings. The ring stands up,
    forming a permanent gate between the human world and fairy world.
[09:48] Porcini
    I think I hear it from over there.
[09:50] Muscaria
    Who is that laughing?
[09:52] Porcini
    Let's check it out.
[09:55] Porcini
    Hello.
[10:00] A
    Who are you people?
[10:01] Porcini
    We're Forest Fairy Five!
[10:04] Virosa
    Even though it's just the three of us.
[10:06] A
    There's only three of you, but you're Five?
[10:12] Porcini
    Is it that funny?
[10:14] Muscaria
    What are you laughing about, miss?
[10:17] A
    Nothing, really.
[10:19] Muscaria
    What do you do for work?
[10:21] A
    Work?
[10:23] A
    I don't have a job.
[10:26] A
    I just got fired from my part-time job.
[10:27] A
    I'm out of work right now.
[10:32] Virosa
    I don't think that's funny.
[10:35] A
    What do you guys do?
[10:38] Muscaria
    We're just kids still.
[10:41] Porcini
    We're working towards becoming idols.
[10:44] A
    Idols?
[10:47] A
    That's hilarious.
[10:49] Muscaria
    I think she's mocking us.
[10:51] A
    Sorry.
[10:52] A
    I'm not mocking you.
[10:54] A
    But it's so funny.
[10:56] A
    I'm sorry.
[10:59] Porcini
    Is this lady okay?
[11:01] Muscaria
    Are you okay, miss?
[11:05] A
    You know how I don't have a job right now?
[11:08] A
    So I decided I have to save on my food bills.
[11:11] A
    So I ate some shiitakes that
    I picked from the park.
[11:15] A
    And now everything is so, so funny.
[11:22] Muscaria
    I see.
[11:23] Porcini
    I don't think that was a shiitake.
[11:27] A
    I thought so, right?
[11:30] Porcini
    You have to go to the hospital right away.
[11:33] A
    I'll do that.
[11:35] A
    See you.
[11:39] A
    Bye-bye.
[11:47] Pink
    What?
[11:48] Yellow
    Wow, there's a map, too.
[11:50] Pink
    Well, it's a smartphone.
[11:52] Yellow
    And a calendar.
[11:54] Pink
    It's a smartphone.
[11:56] Yellow
    You can play games, too?
[11:58] Pink
    It's a smartphone.
[11:59] Yellow
    I see.
[12:00] Yellow
    Smartphones are so useful.
[12:02] Pink
    You're so late.
[12:03] Yellow
    I don't need one, though.
[12:06] Pink
    Why not?
[12:07] Yellow
    It would be useful if I could
    make phone calls with it.
[12:11] Pink
    You don't know what a smartphone is, do you?
[12:15] Yellow
    You can make calls, too?
[12:19] Porcini
    I hope that lady is okay.
[12:22] Muscaria
    You can't eat wild mushrooms if you
    don't know anything about them.
[12:28] Muscaria
    We have to spread more information
    about mushrooms in the human world.
[12:32] Porcini
    Yeah.
[12:33] Porcini
    That's part of why we need to become idols.
[12:38] Virosa
    We don't have time to waste on flag signals.
[12:42] Muscaria
    All right, let's practice dancing.
[12:45] Porcini
    Start the music.
[13:27] N
    All right, then, see you again next week.