Season 2

14 - Untitled

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:59] A
    Once upon a time,
[02:02] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[02:09] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:15] A
    The Forest Fairy Troupe.
[02:19] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:24] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
SIGN    Fairy Land
    Folktales
[02:37] A
    Now, what will the first story be?
[02:47] Yellow
    We will now perform the Forest
    Fairy Troupe's first plays,
[02:52] ---
    The Crane Repays a Debt, and Kasajizou.
[02:55] Yellow
    Sit back and enjoy the show.
[03:09] N
    Long long ago, there lived a
    poor but kind old man and lady.
[03:25] N
    One cold winter day,
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:28] ---
    the old man traveled along the
    snowy roads to sell firewood in town.
[03:37] N
    There, he saw a crane, stuck in a trap.
[03:43] Porcini
    Poor you.
[03:45] Porcini
    You've gotten caught in a trap.
[03:47] Porcini
    I'll help you out.
[03:55] N
    Freed, the crane flew off into the sky.
[04:06] N
    That night...
[04:13] Porcini
    Grandma, dear...
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[04:15] Mai
    Yes, Grandpa?
[04:17] Porcini
    There was a crane stuck
    in a trap this morning.
[04:21] Mai
    Oh dear, poor thing.
[04:25] Porcini
    I freed it from the trap, but I
    wonder if it's doing well about now.
[04:30] Mai
    That is quite worrying.
[04:37] Porcini
    Who could it be on such a stormy night?
[04:46] N
    When the old man opens the door,
    there stood a beautiful girl.
[04:54] Porcini
    What's the matter?
[04:56] Pal
    I've gotten lost in the snow storm.
[05:00] Pal
    May I please stay the night?
[05:03] Porc
    Oh, dear.
[05:05] Porc
    Come inside.
[05:07] Porc
    Now, hurry.
[05:15] N
    The old man and old woman were so poor
    that they didn't even have bedding.
[05:20] N
    They only had a little food,
    but they shared what they had with her.
[05:32] Porc
    Would you mind telling us your name?
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[05:35] Pal
    My name is Paludosa.
[05:37] Mai
    Then, let's call you Palu-chan.
[05:41] Mai
    Palu-chan.
[05:43] Porc
    Palu-chan.
[05:44] Mai
    Palu-chan.
[05:46] Porc
    Palu-chan.
[05:52] N
    The snowstorm continued the
    next day, and the next,
[05:56] ---
    and they could never leave the house.
[06:00] N
    During her stay, the girl
    helped around the house,
[06:02] ---
    with cleaning and laundry,
    among other things.
[06:08] N
    And one day...
[06:14] Pal
    Grandpa, Grandma, thank you
    for treating me so well.
[06:20] Porc
    It's all right.
[06:22] Mai
    We're enjoying it, too.
    It's like we have a daughter now.
[06:27] Pal
    Grandpa, Grandma, please,
    would you make me your real daughter?
[06:34] Porc
    That would make us very happy.
[06:38] Mai
    Yes, please be our daughter.
[06:41] Pal
    Thank you.
[06:44] Pal
    In return, I will weave for you.
[06:49] Porc
    You're going to make cloths for us?
[06:51] Pal
    Yes.
[06:52] Pal
    But there's one thing I
    would like you to promise.
[06:56] Porc
    What's that?
[06:58] Pal
    Please don't ever watch me as I'm weaving.
[07:04] Pal
    If you do, I will have to leave this home.
[07:08] Porc
    All right, we promise.
[07:15] N
    The girl spent three days
    cloistered as she wove.
[07:21] N
    And then...
[07:27] Porc
    What a beautiful cloth.
[07:29] Mai
    I've never seen such a beautiful cloth.
[07:32] Porc
    But, Palu-chan, is it just me,
    or do you look a little burnt out?
[07:36] Pal
    I'm fine.
[07:39] Pal
    You should go to town and sell this cloth.
[07:44] Pal
    I'm going to make more cloths.
[07:47] Mai
    Thank you.
[07:49] Mai
    We'll do that.
[07:52] N
    The old man went to town to sell
    the cloths his daughter had woven.
[08:03] Porc
    Hello.
[08:05] Porc
    Please buy this beautiful cloth.
[08:08] A
    Let's see, what kind of cloth?
[08:11] Porc
    This one here.
[08:13] B
    Wow, it's nice!
[08:15] C
    It is.
[08:16] C
    I bet it would make beautiful clothing.
[08:19] A
    I'll pay 100 mon.
[08:21] B
    200 mon!
[08:22] C
    300!
[08:24] A
    450!
[08:27] Porc
    It goes higher and higher.
[08:29] A
    600!
[08:31] Porc
    Sold!
[08:33] N
    The cloth his daughter wove
    sold for a very high price.
[08:43] Jo Hisaishi
    Well, well, why are you so happy?
[08:45] Jo Hisaishi
    I don't like it.
[08:47] Porc
    Well, things happened and stuff.
[08:53] Jo Hisaishi
    Say what?
[08:54] Jo Hisaishi
    Why don't I have a girl
    like that at my place?
[08:56] Jo Hisaishi
    That's annoying.
[08:58] Pink
    That old man is very kind.
[09:02] Pink
    He helped a crane that
    was stuck in a trap, too.
[09:05] Pink
    No one's coming to a mean old man like you.
[09:11] Jo Hisaishi
    What did you say?
[09:19] Jo Hisaishi
    What was that about helping a crane?
[09:22] Jo Hisaishi
    All right, I'll help a crane, too.
[09:32] Jo Hisaishi
    Are there any trapped cranes around?
[09:34] Jo Hisaishi
    Hey, cranes!
[09:41] Jo Hisaishi
    Oh, look, a crane.
[09:43] Jo Hisaishi
    It's not the right color,
    but that's all right.
[09:45] Jo Hisaishi
    I'll help you right now.
[09:55] Jo Hisaishi
    I'll be waiting for you to return the favor!
[10:02] N
    And so, that night...
[10:08] Jo Hisaishi
    Where is she?
[10:08] Jo Hisaishi
    Arghhh...
[10:11] Jo Hisaishi
    There she is.
[10:12] Jo Hisaishi
    Yes, yes.
[10:17] Vivaldi
    It's so cold. Let me in.
[10:19] Jo Hisaishi
    Sure thing.
[10:22] N
    The old man next door let the girl in.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[10:28] Vivaldi
    I'm hungry.
[10:30] Jo Hisaishi
    Oh, all right.
[10:31] Jo Hisaishi
    If it'll get you to weave,
    I'll make you a meal.
[10:37] N
    The old man next door made
    a dinner for her to eat.
[10:46] N
    Three days passed.
[10:48] N
    The girl ate and slept, ate and slept,
    lazing around the house.
[10:58] Jo Hisaishi
    When are you going to stop lounging around?
[11:00] Jo Hisaishi
    Would you please weave that cloth already?
[11:03] Vivaldi
    Weaving?
[11:04] Vivaldi
    What a pain.
[11:06] Jo Hisaishi
    Come on, go hide yourself in your
    room and make that expensive cloth.
[11:09] Jo Hisaishi
    You better get to work, or I'll
    cook you into hot pot and eat you.
[11:12] Vivaldi
    All right, fine.
[11:14] Vivaldi
    But don't you dare sneak a peek or anything.
[11:17] Jo Hisaishi
    Fine, fine.
[11:23] N
    But never did he hear her weave.
[11:29] Jo Hisaishi
    What on earth is she doing?
[11:31] Jo Hisaishi
    Hey!
[11:37] Jo Hisaishi
    I knew it, she's asleep.
[11:38] Jo Hisaishi
    Oy, get up!
[11:44] Jo Hisaishi
    Ow, ow, ow!
[11:48] N
    Groggy, the flamingo run amok,
    giving the old man a heck of a time.
[11:56] Jo Hisaishi
    Damn it!
[12:00] N
    Meanwhile, at the old man and old woman's
    house, their girl continued to weave.
[12:13] N
    The cloths their daughter wove for
    them sold many times, for much money.
[12:18] N
    The old man and old woman became wealthy.
[12:23] Mai
    We're lucky to have Palu-chan, huh, Grandpa?
[12:28] Porc
    I'm worried about something, though.
[12:31] Mai
    What's that?
[12:33] Porc
    Palu-chan's health.
[12:35] Porc
    I feel she's become haggard-looking
    from working so hard.
[12:41] Mai
    Indeed...
[12:44] N
    The old man and old woman
    worry about their daughter.
[12:49] N
    Now, then, what's going to happen to them?
[12:53] N
    And that's where we run out of time.
[13:31] N
    Kasajizou will be making
    an appearance next episode.
[13:34] N
    See you then.

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:47] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:50] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:56] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:03] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:08] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:14] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:35] A
    Now, today's story...
[02:43] Yellow
    It's time for the second half of The
    Crane Repays a Debt and Kasajizou.
[03:03] Yellow
    The old man had saved a crane from a trap.
[03:07] Yellow
    That night, a beautiful lady appeared at his
    and his wife's home, lost in the snow storm.
[03:15] Yellow
    The girl would come to live with the two.
[03:19] Yellow
    And...
[03:21] Pal
    In return, I will weave for you.
[03:26] Porc
    You're going to make cloths for us?
[03:28] Pal
    Yes.
[03:29] Pal
    But there's one thing I
    would like you to promise.
[03:33] Porc
    What's that?
[03:35] Pal
    Please don't ever watch me as I'm weaving.
[03:40] Pal
    If you do, I will have to leave this home.
[03:44] Porc
    All right, we promise.
[03:48] N
    The cloths that the girl
    wove were beautiful indeed.
[03:52] N
    They sold for a very high price in town.
[03:55] N
    The girl wove day after day,
    and she gradually became gaunt.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[04:12] Porc
    I appreciate her weaving for us,
    but I worry about her health.
[04:16] Mai
    I know.
[04:20] Pal
    I've finished weaving a cloth.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[04:23] Porc
    Thank you.
[04:24] Porc
    But you look even more worn out.
[04:28] Porc
    You aren't pushing yourself
    too hard, are you?
[04:30] Pal
    No, don't worry about me.
[04:32] Pal
    Oh no, I'm getting dizzy.
[04:34] Porc
    Poor thing, you're completely exhausted.
[04:37] Mai
    You can stop weaving.
[04:39] Mai
    Get some good rest.
[04:45] N
    The old man has come to town to sell
    the cloth that his daughter had woven.
[04:51] Porc
    Come get cloths.
[04:54] Porc
    Beautiful cloths.
[05:00] A
    I don't know.
[05:01] B
    I don't need so many.
[05:03] C
    I don't have any money on me.
[05:06] D
    Maybe next time.
[05:07] N
    Perhaps it was just before payday;
    the cloth would not sell at all.
[05:12] Porc
    I guess not every day can be a good day.
[05:14] N
    Just then, an elderly
    umbrella seller arrived.
[05:20] Yellow
    Pardon me...
[05:22] Porc
    Yes, what is it?
[05:24] Yellow
    My daughter is turning twenty soon.
[05:28] Yellow
    I'd like to make her a
    kimono for the occasion.
[05:31] Yellow
    That beautiful cloth of yours...
[05:35] Porc
    Would you like to buy it?
[05:37] Yellow
    No, I'd love to, but I don't have the money.
[05:41] Yellow
    Would you offer it in exchange
    for these unsold umbrellas?
[05:46] Porc
    Those umbrellas? This cloth?
[05:49] Yellow
    I want to see my daughter smile.
[05:52] Porc
    Sure thing.
[05:54] N
    The old man traded his
    cloth for the umbrellas.
[06:00] Porc
    Anyone want umbrellas?
[06:04] A
    Umbrellas...
[06:05] B
    I don't think I need any.
[06:07] C
    I don't know, I mean, those?
[06:09] Porc
    The economy sure is terrible these days.
[06:18] N
    Day became night, and a storm set in.
[06:26] N
    On his way home, as the old
    man passed through Jizou Pass,
[06:31] ---
    he came across five Jizou statues
    watching over the village.
[06:39] N
    Their heads were covered in snow.
[06:44] Porc
    Poor you.
[06:45] Porc
    You must be cold.
[07:49] Porc
    Huh?
[07:50] Porc
    I don't have enough umbrellas.
[07:52] Porc
    Oh, all right.
[07:53] N
    The old man gave his own
    umbrella to the Jizou.
[08:00] Porc
    There we go.
[08:02] Porc
    Thank you for watching over us.
[08:09] N
    The old man told the old woman and their
    daughter about what had just happened.
[08:15] Porc
    I'm sorry, you worked so hard on that cloth.
[08:19] Pal
    No, I'm just glad that the
    Jizous can be warm now.
[08:26] Porc
    I'm glad you say so.
[08:28] Mai
    I'm sure the Jizous appreciate it, too.
[08:32] Porc
    You're right.
[08:37] N
    That night, from nowhere in particular,
    they could hear noise and singing.
[08:44] Jizous
    Heave-ho, one two three!
[08:47] Jizous
    Heave-ho, one two three!
[08:50] Jizous
    Heave-ho, one two three!
[08:57] N
    The old man and woman were
    awakened from their sleep.
[09:03] Porc
    What is that racket?
[09:08] N
    In front of their home, they find
    all kinds of rice, fish, and coins.
[09:18] Mai
    Who would do such a thing?!
[09:21] Porc
    Could it be...
[09:25] N
    They caught a glimpse of the Jizous
    heading home, umbrellas on their heads.
[09:31] Jizous
    Heave-ho, thanks, yo!
[09:44] Porc
    I knew it. The Jizous had come to thank me.
[09:48] Mai
    How grateful I am.
[09:55] Pink
    I heard he put umbrellas
    on the Jizous' heads,
[09:58] ---
    and they brought them money and feasts!
[10:01] Yellow
    It sure is important to be good all the time.
[10:06] N
    Having overheard them,
    the old man next door said...
[10:10] Jo Hisaishi
    That's good to know.
[10:11] Jo Hisaishi
    This time!
[10:15] N
    And so he went to Jizou Pass.
[10:18] Jo Hisaishi
    Man, I'm exhausted.
[10:20] Jo Hisaishi
    Oh, look, rice cakes.
[10:22] Jo Hisaishi
    Thank you.
[10:25] Jo Hisaishi
    Ptoo, it's all stiff and yucky.
[10:27] Jo Hisaishi
    Now, then, I'll take these umbrellas
    home and give you something more fun.
SIGN    Dump
[10:36] Jo Hisaishi
    Let's see, what can I give you...
[10:38] Jo Hisaishi
    Now, wear this washtub.
[10:41] Jo Hisaishi
    And for you, an orange peel.
[10:42] Jo Hisaishi
    Slippers.
[10:43] Jo Hisaishi
    Hey, magazines.
[10:47] Jo Hisaishi
    There we go.
[10:48] Jo Hisaishi
    All right, be sure to bring me plenty.
[10:54] N
    That night, from nowhere in particular,
    they could hear noise and singing.
[11:00] Jizous
    Heave-ho, one two three!
[11:14] Jo Hisaishi
    Here they come.
[11:18] Jo Hisaishi
    Have you come bringing treasures?
[11:20] Jizous
    Pickling stones!
[11:23] Jo Hisaishi
    Why does this always happen?!
[11:27] Jizous
    Heave-ho, you got owned!
[11:41] N
    Meanwhile, at the old man's house,
    their daughter was weaving cloths again.
[11:50] N
    They'd become even wealthier,
SIGN    They got a huge LCD TV, a fridge, and a microwave
[11:53] N
    but they couldn't stop worrying
    about their daughter's health.
[11:56] Porc
    Just what is she putting herself
    through to weave those cloths?
[12:00] N
    The old man and woman, terribly worried,
    couldn't help but look in the room.
[12:08] N
    There, they saw the crane that
    the old man had helped before.
[12:13] N
    The crane had been using its own feathers
    to weave those beautiful cloths.
[12:19] Pal
    Now that you've seen me, I must leave.
[12:24] Porc
    What?
[12:26] Porc
    Must you really?
[12:30] Pal
    Thank you, Grandpa, Grandma,
    for all you've done for me.
[12:35] Pal
    I was happy during my time with you.
[12:38] Mai
    Pal-chan...
[12:45] N
    The crane flew off into the snowy sky.
[12:50] Mai
    Pal-chan!
[12:56] N
    The old man and old woman watched
    long after she was gone.
[13:31] N
    What will the next episode be?
[13:34] N
    See you then.

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:45] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:48] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:55] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:02] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:09] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:17] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:24] A
    Now, what is today's story?
[02:29] A
    It may very well be the most
    recognizable one there is.
[02:45] Yellow
    Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
[02:49] Yellow
    The Forest Fairy Troupe will now
    deliver its performance of "Momotarou."
SIGN    "Momotarou"
[03:04] N
    Long, long ago there lived
    an old man and an old woman.
[03:12] N
    The old woman was doing the
    laundry at the river, when...
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[03:15] Mai
    Hm?
[03:17] Mai
    What's that?
[03:19] N
    A peach came banging and
    crashing down the river.
[03:25] Mai
    My, oh my, what a big peach!
[03:35] N
    With a lot of effort, she managed
    to carry the peach home.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[03:42] Pal
    Man, I've never seen such a huge peach.
[03:46] Pal
    Let's submit it to Guinness World Records.
[03:49] Mai
    There isn't any Guinness World Records
    in these olden days.
[03:52] Pal
    Right.
[03:53] Pal
    Then what shall we do?
[03:55] Mai
    What else?
[03:56] Mai
    It's a peach. We'll have to eat it.
[03:58] Pal
    Could we even finish such a big peach?
[04:02] Mai
    Let's just cut it first.
[04:07] Porcini
    Wahh.
[04:10] Mai
    What the?!
[04:11] Mai
    My!
[04:12] Pal
    What a cute little boy.
[04:14] Mai
    You were born from a peach,
    so we'll call you Momotarou.
[04:19] N
    The old man and woman,
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[04:21] N
    believing the boy born from the
    peach to be a gift from the heavens,
[04:26] N
    raised him with great care.
[04:29] N
    Momotarou grew quickly.
SIGN    A few years later...
[04:33] N
    And he came to be exceptionally strong.
[04:38] Yellow
    Hey, Momotaro,
[04:40] Yellow
    you may be strong and all, but I
    bet you can't take down this tree!
[04:46] Porcini
    I can do that in my sleep.
[04:51] Yellow
    Wow!
[04:54] Pal
    How was that?
[04:55] Pal
    Hey! Momotaro, what do
    you think you're doing?
[04:59] Porcini
    What?
[05:01] Porcini
    I was just testing my strength.
[05:03] Pal
    Fool, look what you've done to
    our precious persimmon tree.
[05:07] Pal
    You may be strong,
[05:08] Pal
    but you're a fool if you don't know the
    difference between right and wrong.
[05:16] N
    One day, the old woman went to town
    to go shopping with Momotarou.
[05:22] N
    It was the first time
    Momotarou went to the town.
[05:27] Mai
    You sure make it easy to get
    across the mountains, Momotarou.
SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids!!
[05:32] Porcini
    Grandma, what is the town like?
[05:37] Mai
    It's a fun, lively place.
[05:40] Porcini
    Really?
[05:41] Porcini
    That sounds cool.
[05:43] Porcini
    All right.
[05:52] Porcini
    What...
[05:54] Porcini
    Grandma, is this the town?
[05:57] Mai
    This can't be it.
[05:59] Mai
    What happened?
[06:00] Mai
    What's going on?
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[06:04] Porcini
    Hey, hang in there.
[06:09] Porcini
    What's the matter?
[06:10] Mai
    What happened?
[06:13] Virosa
    Oni...
[06:14] Virosa
    The oni...
[06:15] Porcini
    Oni?
[06:16] Virosa
    We were attacked by a band
    of oni from Onigashima.
[06:19] Virosa
    They took everything.
[06:22] Virosa
    Look at this.
[06:24] Virosa
    This town will never be the same.
[06:28] Porcini
    This is terrible.
[06:30] Virosa
    They burned down my house.
[06:32] Virosa
    My whole family...
[06:34] Virosa
    I have no reason to go on alone.
[06:37] Virosa
    Kill me, too.
[06:39] Porcini
    Don't say such things.
[06:43] Porcini
    Those damn oni... I'll make them pay.
[06:49] Porcini
    Grandpa, Grandma, I'd like
    to talk about something.
[06:53] Pal
    What is it, Momotarou?
[06:55] Porcini
    I've made up my mind.
[06:57] Porcini
    I'm going to go take down the evil oni.
[06:59] Mai
    Take down the oni?
[07:01] Mai
    Momotarou, are you telling us
    that you're going to fight oni?
[07:05] Porcini
    Yes.
[07:06] Porcini
    I'm going to go to Onigashima
    and take down the oni.
[07:11] Pal
    Forget it, Momotarou.
[07:13] Pal
    As strong as you may be,
    you won't stand a chance against oni.
[07:17] Porcini
    Don't be so quick to give up, Grandma.
[07:19] Porcini
    I can do it.
[07:21] Mai
    Momotarou, I understand how you
    feel, but Grandma is right.
[07:26] Porcini
    No.
[07:28] Porcini
    I'm Momotarou, born from a peach.
[07:30] Porcini
    I'm not a normal boy.
[07:33] Porcini
    Until now, I never knew what I was supposed
    to use my exceptional strength for.
[07:39] Porcini
    But now, having seen the city
    today, I know what I must do.
[07:45] Pal
    Momotarou...
[07:46] Porcini
    My might exists for people,
    for humanity, and for fighting evil.
[07:53] Pal
    All right, I understand.
[07:55] Pal
    Well said, Momotarou.
[07:57] Pal
    You've become a great man.
[08:02] N
    And so Momotarou left to hunt the oni.
SIGN    Onward to fight the oni!!
[08:07] Porcini
    Thank you, Grandma, Grandpa,
    for all you've done for me.
[08:12] Porcini
    I'll be going now.
[08:14] Mai
    Momotarou...
[08:16] Porcini
    What's this?
[08:17] Mai
    Millet dumplings.
[08:19] Pal
    Grandma woke up early to make it for you.
[08:22] Mai
    Eat it when you need strength.
[08:25] Porcini
    Thanks, Grandma.
[08:27] Pal
    And this is from me.
[08:29] Porcini
    What's this?
[08:30] Pal
    It's a bat made from the persimmon
    tree that you broke down.
[08:34] Mai
    Momotarou isn't going to play baseball, dear.
[08:37] Mai
    He's going to fight oni.
[08:40] Pal
    I'm sure it'll be useful.
[08:41] Pal
    Take it with you.
[08:42] Porcini
    Okay.
[08:43] Porcini
    Thank you, Grandpa.
[08:45] Porcini
    I'll be off, now.
[08:48] Mai
    Be careful.
[08:52] N
    And so Momotarou left to fight the oni.
[08:58] Porcini
    It's about time for lunch.
[09:00] Porcini
    Let's eat those millet
    dumplings Grandma made me.
[09:07] Porcini
    Want some?
[09:11] Porcini
    You can't have any of this.
[09:12] Porcini
    Grandma made these millet
    dumplings specially for me.
[09:17] Dog
    Let me have one.
[09:20] Porcini
    I said no.
[09:21] Dog
    Give me one, and I'll become your follower.
[09:25] Porcini
    I'm about to go to Onigashima
    to fight the oni.
[09:29] Porcini
    Do you have the courage
    to fight the oni with me?
[09:32] Dog
    I do, arf.
[09:34] Porcini
    All right, I'll give you one, then.
[09:37] N
    And so Momotarou had a new follower.
[09:44] Monkey
    Yikes, you found me.
[09:47] Porcini
    What do you want?
[09:48] Monkey
    Hey there, I like what you
    have there on your waist.
[09:53] Monkey
    It smells nice.
[09:55] Porcini
    Oh?
[09:57] Porcini
    Are you after my millet dumplings, too?
[09:59] Dog
    You'll have to become Momotarou-san's
    follower if you want the millet dumplings, arf.
[10:04] Monkey
    Follower?
[10:06] Porcini
    That's right.
[10:07] Porcini
    We're about to go to
    Onigashima to fight the oni.
[10:10] Porcini
    If you have the courage to fight the oni
    with us, I'll give you a millet dumpling.
[10:16] Monkey
    I don't care to fight the oni,
    but I can guide you to Onigashima.
[10:25] Porcini
    A guide, huh?
[10:26] Dog
    Momotarou-san, you mustn't trust him, arf.
[10:29] Porcini
    No, I'll believe him.
[10:31] Monkey
    Huh?
[10:32] Porcini
    What's the matter?
[10:34] Monkey
    I mean, I didn't think
    you'd believe me so easily.
[10:37] Monkey
    You're throwing me off.
[10:40] Porcini
    Here, I'll give you this.
[10:42] Porcini
    Take us to Onigashima.
[10:44] Dog
    Momotarou-san...
[10:46] Dog
    You really aren't very street smart, are you?
[10:48] Dog
    You're going to fall for phishing scams.
[10:52] Porcini
    What's wrong with being fooled?
[10:54] Porcini
    It's the fooler's fault for fooling people.
[10:58] Porcini
    If he fools us, that would simply
    go to mean that he's a bad monkey.
[11:01] Porcini
    Isn't that right, Monkey?
[11:03] Monkey
    Err, yes sir.
[11:05] Porcini
    Fool me if you wish.
[11:06] Monkey
    No, I mean, I wouldn't fool you.
[11:10] Monkey
    Onigashima's this way.
[11:12] Monkey
    Come with me.
[11:14] Dog
    I don't know about this.
[11:16] N
    And so Momotarou's party grew again.
[11:21] Dog
    Is this really the right way, arf?
[11:23] Monkey
    I'm not lying.
[11:25] Monkey
    There's a port up ahead.
[11:27] Monkey
    You can take the boat to Onigashima there.
[11:31] Porcini
    What's the matter?
[11:34] Dog
    Hey, how dare you fly over
    Momotarou-san's head, arf?
[11:41] Porcini
    What is it, birdie?
[11:43] Dog
    Are you after the millet dumplings, too?
[11:46] Bird
    No, no.
[11:47] Bird
    I'm just watching some weirdos pass by.
[11:52] Porcini
    We're going to Onigashima to fight oni.
[11:56] Porcini
    If you'll come with us,
    I'll give you a millet dumpling.
[11:59] Bird
    Millet dumplings?
[12:01] Bird
    Lol, no thanks.
[12:07] Monkey
    See what I told you?
[12:10] Monkey
    This boat will take you right to Onigashima.
[12:13] Monkey
    All right, I'll be off, now.
[12:15] Porcini
    Where are you going?
[12:16] Monkey
    I guided you here, as we promised, so...
[12:20] Porcini
    You promised to take us to Onigashima.
[12:22] Dog
    Get on the boat, arf.
[12:24] Monkey
    M-Me, too?
[12:30] Monkey
    Man, seriously?
[12:32] Monkey
    I'm going to Onigashima?
[12:34] Porcini
    I'm not asking you to fight the oni with us.
[12:37] Porcini
    But you need to take us all the way there.
[12:39] Monkey
    Dude, really?
[12:42] Dog
    Momotarou-san.
[12:43] Dog
    Momotarou-san.
[12:45] Porcini
    What is it?
[12:46] Dog
    That kid's following us.
[12:49] Dog
    What a weirdo.
[12:51] Porcini
    That's all right.
[12:52] Porcini
    Now, let's go.
[12:54] Porcini
    To Onigashima!
[12:55] Dog
    Arf!
[12:56] N
    And so Momotarou's party
    sets off to Onigashima.
[13:00] N
    Sadly, our time is up.
[13:04] N
    That's it for today.
[13:28] N
    Next episode, Momotarou
    wreaks havoc on Onigashima.
[13:32] N
    And we might meet someone unexpected.
[13:34] N
    See you then.

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:50] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:53] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:58] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:03] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:07] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:12] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:26] A
    Now, we pick up where we left off, with Momotarou.
[02:44] Yellow
    Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
[02:48] Yellow
    We now begin Part 2 of "Momotarou."
SIGN    "Momotarou" Part 2
[03:04] N
    Long, long ago there lived
    an old man and an old woman.
SIGN    Previously
[03:09] N
    The old woman was doing
    the laundry at the river,
[03:13] ---
    when a peach came crashing down the river.
[03:19] N
    From the peach emerged a happy baby boy.
[03:24] N
    The boy born from the peach
    was named Momotarou,
[03:28] ---
    and he grew up to be a strong, healthy boy.
[03:32] N
    One day, seeing the city
    destroyed by the oni,
[03:36] ---
    he set out for Onigashima
    to hunt down the oni.
[03:45] Monkey
    See, that's Onigashima there.
[03:52] N
    Momotarou and his party
    are at Onigashima at last.
SIGN    Arriving at Onigashima!!
[03:58] Momotarou
    Is this Onigashima?
[04:00] Dog
    It's creepy here, arf.
[04:01] Monkey
    Well, of course. It's where the oni live.
[04:04] Monkey
    All right, guys, take care.
[04:06] Dog
    Arf?
[04:08] Monkey
    I'm done here.
[04:09] Dog
    You're going home?
[04:12] Momotarou
    Hey, now, we need the boat to get home.
[04:15] Monkey
    I know.
[04:16] Monkey
    I'll just be waiting here.
[04:19] Momotarou
    You aren't coming with us?
[04:21] Monkey
    I kept my promise to guide you to Onigashima.
[04:24] Momotarou
    I'll give you another millet dumpling
    if you'll fight the oni with us.
[04:28] Monkey
    Nah man, I can't put my life on the
    line just for a millet dumpling.
[04:32] Dog
    You coward.
[04:34] Momotarou
    I'm sure you could make yourself useful.
[04:37] Dog
    You heard what Momotarou-san said.
[04:41] Monkey
    I'm fine being a coward.
[04:44] Momotarou
    All right.
[04:45] Momotarou
    I guess I can't change that.
[04:46] Dog
    Let's go.
[04:47] Dog
    All right, Momotarou-san and I will
    split the treasures fifty-fifty.
[04:54] Dog
    What is it, arf?
[04:56] Monkey
    Treasures?
[04:57] Dog
    That's right.
[04:58] Dog
    There are all kinds of
    treasures that the oni stole.
[05:07] Monkey
    Well, if you insist, Momotarou-san,
    I suppose I could come with you.
[05:16] Momotarou
    Do as you like.
[05:18] N
    And so the monkey joined in
    the fight against the oni.
[05:27] N
    Walking along the island,
    they came across a giant fortress.
SIGN    Oni fortress
[05:33] N
    The entrance to the fortress
    is closed off by a sturdy gate.
[05:39] Monkey
    So this is the Oni fortress?
[05:42] Momotarou
    I challenge you!
[05:43] Monkey
    No, don't raise your voice!
[05:46] Monkey
    The oni will notice us.
[05:48] Momotarou
    I'm calling the oni.
[05:51] Monkey
    No, no, no.
[05:53] Momotarou
    We're here to fight the oni, you know.
[05:55] Monkey
    Please...
[05:56] Monkey
    We can't just go storming in headlong.
[05:59] Momotarou
    Do you have a better idea?
[06:01] Monkey
    We're outnumbered.
[06:03] Monkey
    We have to sneak in and
    find the enemy leader.
[06:07] Monkey
    Don't you think that's a better idea?
[06:09] ---
    To find the leader and take him down?
[06:11] Dog
    Why are you talking in a Kansai accent?
[06:14] Momotarou
    I'd rather not be so cowardly.
[06:17] Monkey
    It's not cowardly.
[06:19] Dog
    Momotarou-san, the monkey has a point.
[06:23] Momotarou
    You think so?
[06:24] Dog
    We should make it a sneak attack, arf.
[06:27] Momotarou
    All right.
[06:28] Momotarou
    Let's sneak in.
[06:33] N
    Even with Momotarou's brute
    strength, the gate would not open.
[06:42] Dog
    Arf, you again?
[06:44] Bird
    You dogs and monkeys sure are pathetic.
[06:46] Bird
    Sad for you, you can only walk on the ground.
[06:48] Dog
    How dare you?!
[06:49] Monkey
    It's not that we can only
    walk along the ground.
[06:52] Monkey
    This door's got nothing on us.
[06:58] Monkey
    That cocky little bastard...
[07:01] Dog
    That's it, Monkey!
[07:03] Monkey
    Huh?
[07:04] Dog
    Go inside and move the bolt away.
[07:08] Monkey
    I'm going inside?
[07:11] Monkey
    Me?
[07:11] Dog
    Hurry up.
[07:13] Monkey
    B-But what if the oni come
    before I open the gate?
[07:18] Dog
    There's treasures inside.
[07:20] Monkey
    F-Fine.
[07:28] Momotarou
    Good.
[07:30] N
    And so Momotarou and his gang
    went inside the oni fortress.
[07:39] Monkey
    Where's the treasure?
[07:42] Dog
    We're looking for the
    leader, not the treasures.
[07:46] Monkey
    Same thing, I guess.
[07:48] Monkey
    The treasure is with the leader, right?
[07:52] Monkey
    What the?
[07:54] Dog
    It's the security system!
[07:57] A
    Intruders!
[07:58] B
    Get them!
[07:59] C
    Who goes there?
[08:02] Momotarou
    Here they come. The oni.
[08:04] A
    Why are you here, kid?
[08:06] Momotarou
    I'm Momotarou, child of the peach.
[08:08] Momotarou
    I'm here to fight you bad oni.
[08:11] A
    Little punk...
[08:12] A
    Get him!
[08:13] Momotarou
    Go!
[08:17] N
    That's our hero, Momotarou-san.
[08:20] N
    He's beating down the oni, one after another.
[08:25] Dog
    Nice batting, Momotarou-san!
[08:28] Dog
    Straight to center field!
[08:31] Dog
    Three-base hit to the fence!
[08:33] Dog
    This is huge! It's headed
    right out of the park!
[08:39] Dog
    Watch out for foul balls.
[08:42] Monkey
    Spare me.
[08:47] Jo Hisaishi
    What's going on?
[08:49] Jo Hisaishi
    What's all the ruckus?
SIGN    It's the boss oni!!
[08:50] Blue
    Boss, that kid's ridiculously strong.
[08:56] Monkey
    Home run, out of the park!
[08:58] Momotarou
    Are you the leader of the oni?
[08:59] Jo Hisaishi
    Who are you?
[09:01] Momotarou
    I'm Momotarou, born from a peach.
[09:03] Momotarou
    I'm here for all the people you made suffer.
[09:07] Momotarou
    Now, fight me.
[09:09] Jo Hisaishi
    You little pest, I'll shut you down.
[09:12] N
    And now, it's a duel between
    Momotarou and the oni leader.
SIGN    Momotarou VS Oni Leader
[09:19] Jo Hisaishi
    Ow, ow!
[09:21] Momotarou
    Stay back, this is a one-on-one duel.
[09:31] Dog
    You did it!
[09:33] Jo Hisaishi
    Not bad, kid.
[09:35] Jo Hisaishi
    You've angered me now.
[09:41] N
    How could this be?
[09:43] N
    The oni leader had terrifying powers.
SIGN    Oni leader in final form!
[09:48] Jo Hisaishi
    Roar!
[09:50] Monkey
    Momotarou-san!
[09:55] Jo Hisaishi
    Ow, ow, ow!
[10:05] Dog
    Momotarou-san, are you awake?
[10:09] Momotarou
    Where are we?
[10:10] Dog
    On the boat, arf.
[10:12] Momotarou
    Why?
[10:13] Momotarou
    What happened to me?
[10:14] Dog
    You were defeated by the oni.
[10:16] Momotarou
    The oni?
[10:17] Momotarou
    I'm not defeated yet.
[10:21] Bird
    You would have been dead
    meat if I hadn't been there.
[10:23] Dog
    Birdie-san saved us.
[10:26] Monkey
    See what I told you?
[10:28] Monkey
    There's no sense trying to fight the oni.
[10:31] Momotarou
    That's not true.
[10:33] Momotarou
    I just let my guard down a little.
[10:35] Momotarou
    Take us back to Onigashima.
[10:37] Monkey
    No way.
[10:39] Dog
    We have to regroup.
[10:42] N
    A few days have passed.
SIGN    A few days later...
[10:44] ---
    With the dog and monkey's care,
    Momotarou's wounds have healed.
[10:49] Momotarou
    There.
[10:50] Momotarou
    I'm all back to normal.
[10:52] Momotarou
    Now, let's go back Onigashima for a rematch!
[10:55] Monkey
    No, you can't be serious.
[10:58] Dog
    There's no way we're defeating him.
[11:00] Momotarou
    I can't just go home defeated.
[11:03] Dog
    I know, but...
[11:05] Momotarou
    If you don't want to, I'll go by myself.
[11:08] Monkey
    Calm down for a second.
[11:10] Monkey
    We should come up with a plan,
    if we're going for a rematch.
[11:13] Momotarou
    A plan?
[11:14] Monkey
    How do you plan to take down that huge oni?
[11:17] Momotarou
    Well, y'know...
[11:20] Momotarou
    When he goes bam, I'll go woosh and wham!
[11:25] Monkey
    Dude, you got kicked real hard.
[11:28] Momotarou
    I just got caught off guard that time.
[11:30] Monkey
    Listen up, we need a real plan.
[11:34] Monkey
    Normally, in these situations, the hero
    trains and comes up with a special move.
[11:39] Momotarou
    Train?
[11:41] Monkey
    For example, you hit iron
    balls with an iron bat.
[11:46] Momotarou
    That's good.
[11:48] Monkey
    You haven't thought of anything, have you?
[11:57] Dog
    Who's that, arf?
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[12:01] Mai
    What do you boys want?
[12:03] Mai
    This is my shore.
[12:06] Momotarou
    Your shore?
[12:07] Momotarou
    Says who?
[12:09] Mai
    Says me.
[12:11] Momotarou
    What?
[12:12] Momotarou
    Who do you think you are?
[12:15] Mai
    Don't let my name shock you.
[12:17] Mai
    My name is Kintarou of Ashigarayama.
[12:20] Dog
    The famous...
[12:23] Monkey
    Wait, who?
[12:24] Dog
    Who knows?
[12:26] Mai
    You've never heard of Kintarou-sama?
[12:28] Dog
    Nope.
[12:29] Mai
    Who are you?
[12:31] Momotarou
    I'm Momotarou, born from a peach.
[12:34] Mai
    Peach?
[12:36] Mai
    That's a cute name.
[12:38] Momotarou
    Say that again?
[12:39] Momotarou
    You're cute, too, with your baby bib.
[12:44] Mai
    What?
[12:46] Mai
    Wanna go?
[12:47] Momotarou
    You want to fight?
[12:48] Dog
    Wait, stop, you shouldn't.
[12:51] Momotarou
    Shut up.
[12:52] Momotarou
    This kid won't help me train,
    but he'll be a perfect warmup.
[12:58] Mai
    Momotarou? Or Umetarou, was it?
[13:01] Mai
    Bring it on.
[13:03] N
    Oh, dear.
[13:05] N
    Momotarou and Kintarou are sumo wrestling.
[13:09] N
    Now, who's going to win?
[13:12] N
    And now, we're out of time.
[13:16] N
    That's it for today.
[13:30] N
    Next episode: What is the outcome
    of Momotarou and Kintarou's fight?
[13:34] N
    See you then.

18 - Untitled

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:51] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:54] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[02:00] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:07] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:13] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:18] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:32] A
    Today, we continue where we left
    off with Momotarou and Kintarou.
[02:45] Yellow
    Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
[02:48] Yellow
    We now present Part 3 of Momotarou.
SIGN    Previously
[03:03] N
    Long, long ago, a boy, Momotarou,
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:07] ---
    born from a peach, traveled to
    Onigashima to fight the oni.
[03:10] N
    But the oni leader was an
    unbelievably powerful monster.
[03:15] N
    Defeated, Momotarou and his
    gang made a strategic retreat.
[03:20] N
    As they were plotting their revenge,
[03:23] ---
    they met an axe-wielding boy,
    riding on the back of a bear.
[03:29] N
    His name was Kintarou.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[03:32] Kintarou
    Take this!
[03:35] Dog
    Momotarou-san!
[03:38] Kintarou
    Feel the might of Kintarou-sama.
[03:41] Momotarou
    That wasn't bad.
[03:45] Monkey
    Momotarou-san...
[03:47] Monkey
    You know, it makes you look pathetic
    when you can't admit defeat.
[03:50] Monkey
    Defeat?
[03:52] Monkey
    The battle hasn't been won yet.
[03:54] Kintarou
    Do you not know the rules of
    sumo wrestling or something?
[03:56] Momotarou
    I may have lost in sumo wrestling,
    but I haven't lost in a fight.
[04:01] Kintarou
    What?
[04:02] Momotarou
    A fight goes on until one of us
    surrenders. That's how it works.
[04:06] Kintarou
    You little...
[04:08] Kintarou
    All right, let's fight.
[04:10] Kintarou
    Bring it.
[04:14] Momotarou
    Take that.
[04:17] Momotarou
    What do you think of that?
[04:20] Kintarou
    I was just letting you throw
    me so I could test you.
[04:24] Kintarou
    That was a wimpy throw.
[04:26] Momotarou
    What?
[04:26] N
    Gee, Momotarou and Kintarou
    are both so stubborn.
[04:32] N
    It looks like neither of
    them will ever admit defeat.
[04:36] N
    And so the sun went down
    without a winner in sight.
[04:42] Kintarou
    You don't give up, do you?
[04:44] Kintarou
    Admit you've lost already.
[04:47] Momotarou
    Look who's talking.
[04:48] Momotarou
    Say you've lost.
[04:49] Kintarou
    Why would I?
[04:51] Kintarou
    I'm the stronger one.
[04:53] Momotarou
    I am.
[04:54] Kintarou
    If you really don't want to admit
    defeat, we can call it even for now.
[05:01] Momotarou
    That's my line.
[05:03] Dog
    All right, it's a draw.
[05:08] N
    Yesterday's enemy is today's friend.
[05:11] N
    Momotarou and Kintarou both recognize each
    other's might, and they became good friends.
[05:17] N
    Momotarou then told Kintarou about
    everything that had taken place.
[05:23] N
    That he committed to fighting the oni
    after seeing what they'd done to the city.
[05:28] N
    That even though he'd beat up
    the oni minions, he'd run away,
[05:32] ---
    having been defeated by the oni leader.
[05:36] Kintarou
    So you aren't just an ordinary big-mouth.
[05:40] Dog
    Exactly.
[05:41] Dog
    Momotarou's fighting for justice, arf.
[05:45] Monkey
    I thought it was for the treasure.
[05:47] Momotarou
    I don't know much about justice,
[05:50] ---
    but I just want to make sure the people of
    the city can live peacefully and happily.
[05:55] Kintarou
    Huh...
[05:57] Kintarou
    You're a good guy.
[05:58] Kintarou
    I like you.
[05:59] Momotarou
    Don't be so condescending.
[06:03] Kintarou
    All right.
[06:04] Kintarou
    I'll help you out.
[06:06] Momotarou
    Eh?
[06:07] Kintarou
    I'll fight the oni with you.
[06:10] Momotarou
    Kintarou...
[06:12] Dog
    With Kintarou-san on our team,
    we'd have the strength of a hundred men.
[06:16] Bear
    No, of a thousand men.
[06:18] Monkey
    We might be able to take
    down the oni leader now!
[06:22] Momotarou
    Then, it's settled.
[06:24] Momotarou
    All right, Kintarou, you're
    part of Team Momotarou.
[06:28] Kintarou
    No, you're part of Team Kintarou.
[06:31] Momotarou
    Why would you be the leader
    when you joined after?
[06:34] Dog
    Okay, okay, why don't
    we call it Team Momokin?
[06:38] Kintarou
    It's Team Kinmomo.
[06:40] Momotarou
    "Team Kinmomo" is hard to pronounce.
[06:41] Momotarou
    It's got to be Momokin.
[06:43] Kintarou
    Momokin... Doesn't that sound a bit awkward?
[06:47] Kintarou
    Kinmomo sounds more like golden
    peaches. It sounds gorgeous.
[06:51] Momotarou
    No, no, it's Momokin.
[06:53] Kintarou
    Kinmomo.
[06:55] Momotarou
    Want to settle it over sumo wrestling, then?
[06:56] Kintarou
    All right.
[06:57] Monkey
    Guys, please, give me a break.
[07:06] N
    And so Team Momokin? Kinmomo?
[07:10] N
    The name isn't certain yet,
[07:13] ---
    but the team set out, once again,
    for Onigashima Island.
[07:22] Momotarou
    What?
[07:23] Kintarou
    What do you mean, "what"?
[07:25] Momotarou
    Weren't you about to say something?
[07:29] Kintarou
    I didn't say anything.
[07:30] Momotarou
    Maybe I misheard.
[07:33] Issun
    You there...
[07:36] Kintarou
    What?
[07:37] Momotarou
    I never said anything.
[07:40] Issun
    Where are you going?
[07:43] Kintarou
    Who are you?
[07:49] Issun
    Who are you?
[07:52] Momotarou
    And who are you?
[07:54] Kintarou
    And, like, you're tiny.
[07:57] Issun
    My name is Issunboushi.
[07:59] Kintarou
    Issunboushi?
[08:01] N
    It was the voice of a tiny, little samurai,
    Issunboushi, riding in a rice bowl boat.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[08:09] Issun
    Where are you headed?
[08:11] Momotarou
    We're going to Onigashima.
[08:14] Issun
    Say what?
[08:15] Issun
    That's perfect.
[08:17] Issun
    I am headed there, as well.
[08:20] Issun
    Would you let me onto your boat?
[08:22] Momotarou
    Issunboushi-san, why are
    you going to Onigashima?
[08:27] Issun
    It's a long story...
[08:30] N
    And so Issunboushi explained his situation.
[08:36] N
    Long, long ago, there lived
    an old man and an old woman.
SIGN    The story of Issunboushi
[08:42] N
    Not the same old man and old woman
    who raised Momotarou, though.
[08:49] N
    Unable to have children, the old man
    and old woman prayed to the gods,
[08:54] ---
    and to them was born a tiny baby,
    small enough to fit in a hand.
[08:59] N
    The old man and old woman named
    him Issunboushi, and raised him.
SIGN    Oy!
[09:05] N
    A "sun" is an old measure of length that
    amounts to roughly three centimeters.
[09:13] N
    When Issunboushi grew up—
    well, not that he grew big—
[09:19] ---
    he traveled to Kyoto,
    aspiring to become a samurai.
[09:23] N
    Then, just as now, it was
    impossible to stop a young man
[09:27] ---
    from wanting to go to the big city,
    even if he was too small to make it.
[09:33] N
    The old man and old woman gave
    him a needle in place of a sword
[09:38] ---
    and a straw in place of a sheath.
[09:41] N
    They sent him off to Kyoto,
    with their gift at his waist.
[09:46] N
    He rowed down the river in a rice bowl
    boat using a chopstick for a paddle.
[09:51] N
    When he arrived at Kyoto,
[09:53] ---
    Issunboushi made his way to the
    residence of the great Saishou.
[09:58] N
    Amused that he must be the smallest
    samurai in all of Japan,
[10:02] ---
    Saishou took interest in Issunboushi,
    and hired him to work at his residence.
[10:09] N
    Saishou had a single child, a beautiful
    daughter named Tamahime-sama.
SIGN    He's hot...
[10:16] N
    As small as he was,
[10:18] ---
    Issunboushi was good-looking, and
    Tamahime-sama became infatuated with him.
SIGN    OMG!
[10:24] N
    And so they were engaged.
SIGN    Saishou's Mansion
[10:27] Tamahime
    Issun-sama, I have a request.
[10:31] Issun
    What is it?
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[10:32] Issun
    Anything for you, Princess.
[10:37] Tamahime
    Well...
[10:38] Tamahime
    Actually, never mind.
[10:41] Issun
    What is it?
[10:42] Issun
    Don't be shy, say it.
[10:45] Tamahime
    But you would think I'm silly if I said this.
[10:50] Issun
    I wouldn't think you're silly.
[10:52] Tamahime
    You'll laugh.
[10:54] Issun
    I won't laugh. Say it.
[10:56] Tamahime
    Promise not to laugh?
[10:57] Issun
    Yes.
[10:58] Tamahime
    Well, I want to experience what
    the city folk call the "wall slam."
[11:07] Issun
    Wall slam?
[11:08] Tamahime
    Yes.
[11:09] Issun
    Me? To you?
[11:11] Tamahime
    Yes.
[11:12] Issun
    Hmm...
[11:14] Issun
    That's one thing I could never do for you.
[11:17] Tamahime
    You think it's a foolishly
    girly thing to want, don't you?
[11:20] Issun
    No, it's just something I
    can't do, as a matter of size.
[11:23] Tamahime
    I hate you, Issun-sama.
[11:25] Issun
    Don't be upset, Princess.
[11:28] Issun
    Would you spare me for a "chin hold" for now?
[11:31] Tamahime
    Issun-sama...
[11:34] Blue
    That's some PDA you're showing us.
[11:36] Blue
    Getting lovey-dovey in the middle of town...
[11:39] Issun
    Who goes there?
[11:41] Tamahime
    It's the exact kind of thing you'd hear
    from a typical, cheap city mobster.
[11:46] Blue
    Ouch, that hurts.
[11:48] Pink
    Get them!
[11:49] Issun
    Stand back, Princess, it's dangerous.
[11:53] Issun
    I, Issunboushi, will protect Tamahime-sama.
[12:00] Pink
    Silly mosquito.
[12:01] Pink
    C'mere, girl.
[12:04] Tamahime
    What are you doing?
[12:05] ---
    Princess!
[12:06] N
    Poor Tamahime-sama was taken away by the oni.
[12:11] Issun
    And that's why I'm going.
[12:13] Momotarou
    So Hime-sama is at Onigashima?
[12:17] Issun
    She must be being held there.
[12:19] Kintarou
    Those terrible oni.
[12:22] Issun
    I'm going to save the princess,
    even if it costs me my life.
[12:25] Momotarou
    All right.
[12:27] Momotarou
    Let's go together.
[12:29] Issun
    What about you lot?
[12:31] Kintarou
    We're going to fight the oni.
[12:33] Kintarou
    Let's fight the oni together.
[12:35] Issun
    Well, I'm glad I didn't
    miss this boat. Literally.
[12:38] Momotarou
    We have yet another comrade.
[12:40] Kintarou
    We're team, uh....
[12:45] Bird
    Onitaigers!
[12:48] Momotarou
    I guess that works.
[12:52] N
    And so Momotarou, Kintarou,
    Issunboushi and their buddies,
[12:58] ---
    together Onitaigers, band
    together to attack Onigashima.
[13:03] N
    And now we're out of time.
[13:07] N
    That's it for today.
[13:32] N
    Next episode is the decisive
    battle on Onigashima.
[13:34] N
    See you then.

19 - Untitled

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:49] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:51] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:58] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:05] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:10] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:16] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:28] A
    Today, we have the finale of the story
    of Momotarou, Kintarou and Issunboushi.
[02:44] Yellow
    Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
[02:48] Yellow
    We now present the finale of Momotarou.
SIGN    "Momotarou" Finale
SIGN    Previously
[03:04] N
    Long, long ago, Momotarou
    and Kintarou encountered
[03:08] ---
    each other and they challenged one another
    to sumo wrestling which ended in a draw.
[03:15] N
    Impressed by each other's might,
    they immediately become great friends.
[03:23] N
    Kintarou, upon hearing that
    Momotarou was trying to fight
[03:28] ---
    the oni on Onigashima,
    joined him with his fight.
[03:34] N
    Momotarou, Kintarou, the dog,
    the monkey, the bird,
[03:43] ---
    and the bear set off on a boat to Onigashima.
[03:48] N
    Along the way, they had
    an unexpected encounter.
[03:50] N
    A tiny, tiny samurai, Issunboushi.
[03:56] N
    Issunboushi was on his way to Onigashima
    to save his fiancée, Tamahime,
[04:01] ---
    from the oni who abducted her.
[04:05] N
    And so Issunboushi joined the
    oni-hunting team, Onitaigers.
[04:12] N
    They set out to Onigashima!
[04:20] N
    This is the oni fortress on Onigashima.
[04:24] N
    Tamahime-sama is being held captive
    in the oni leader's room.
[04:29] Joe Hisaishi
    Now, Tamahime, it's time to
    surrender and become my wife.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[04:33] Tamahime
    Never.
[04:34] Tamahime
    I have a fiancé named Issunboushi-sama.
[04:37] Joe Hisaishi
    Don't be so prissy.
[04:38] Joe Hisaishi
    Although that's part of
    what makes you so adorable.
[04:43] Blue
    Boss, this is bad!
[04:46] Joe Hisaishi
    What do you want?
[04:48] Blue
    They're back again!
[04:54] Joe Hisaishi
    So they're back, and they
    haven't learned a thing.
[05:00] Tamahime
    Issun-sama.
[05:01] Joe Hisaishi
    Say what?
[05:02] Tamahime
    No, nothing.
[05:05] Joe Hisaishi
    I'll show you how awesome I am.
[05:08] Joe Hisaishi
    Just watch from over here.
SIGN    Onitaigers on the scene
[05:13] Porcini
    Hey, oni!
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[05:14] Porcini
    I'm here to pay you back
    for what you did to me.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[05:16] Mai
    Come out!
[05:20] Joe Hisaishi
    You guys really need to make an appointment.
[05:23] Joe Hisaishi
    How rude.
[05:24] Mai
    You villains don't deserve courtesy.
[05:27] Joe Hisaishi
    Oh? You made some friends, huh?
[05:30] Mai
    I'm Kintarou of Ashigarayama.
[05:32] Mai
    Momotarou told me what's going on.
[05:34] Mai
    I'm going to take you down!
[05:36] Joe Hisaishi
    Cool.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[05:37] Paludosa
    I am Issunboushi of Kyoto.
[05:41] Joe Hisaishi
    What? Who here is the ventriloquist?
[05:44] Paludosa
    I am right here.
[05:46] Joe Hisaishi
    I couldn't see you, you're so small.
[05:48] Paludosa
    Where did you put Tamahime-sama?
[05:51] Joe Hisaishi
    Ah, so you're that guy.
[05:53] Joe Hisaishi
    That princess has some
    terrible taste in men,
[05:55] ---
    putting up with a tiny guy like you.
[05:58] Paludosa
    Size doesn't matter!
[06:01] Joe Hisaishi
    Well, you're all like ants to me anyway.
[06:05] Joe Hisaishi
    I'll crush you all.
SIGN    Boss oni huge mode!!
[06:09] Blue
    Here we go!
[06:11] Momotarou
    Stay strong.
[06:21] Momotarou
    Let's go, Kintarou.
[06:22] Kintarou
    Yeah.
[06:23] Issunboushi
    You're going down!
[06:25] Momotarou
    We'll take care of him.
[06:27] Issunboushi
    I'm fighting, too.
[06:29] Kintarou
    You go find the princess.
[06:31] Bird
    Get on me.
[06:33] Issunboushi
    Thank you.
[06:45] ---
    Take that!
[06:50] Tamahime
    Shouldn't you be in the fight?
[06:54] White
    I've been told to keep an eye on you, though.
[07:01] White
    Why?
[07:03] Tamahime
    I've been thinking, you're...
[07:07] White
    Me?
[07:09] Tamahime
    You're cute.
[07:11] Tamahime
    You're not like the other oni.
[07:14] Tamahime
    You're kind and great.
[07:16] White
    Nah.
[07:23] White
    Princess!
[07:26] Issunboushi
    Princess... Where is Tamahime?
[07:28] Bird
    That highest point is
    probably the boss' room.
[07:32] Issunboushi
    I see.
[07:33] Issunboushi
    That must be where the princess is.
[07:39] Tamahime
    Easy.
[07:40] Issunboushi
    Tamahime.
[07:42] Tamahime
    Issun-sama.
[07:44] Issunboushi
    Are you safe?
[07:45] Tamahime
    Yes.
[07:46] Tamahime
    But, but I was so scared.
[07:52] Issunboushi
    It's all right, I'm here now.
[07:55] Tamahime
    Issun-sama...
[07:58] Bird
    Women are the most terrifying of them all.
[08:04] N
    Meanwhile, Momotarou and Kintarou
    are fighting the oni boss.
[08:16] N
    It may not be easy to defeat
    him, even with the two of them.
[08:23] Issunboushi
    Now, Princess, let's escape.
[08:26] Tamahime
    One moment.
[08:27] Issunboushi
    What's that?
[08:28] Tamahime
    I found it in the mountain of
    treasures that the oni took.
[08:32] Tamahime
    It's the Uchide no Kozuchi.
[08:34] Issunboushi
    Uchide no Kozuchi?
[08:35] Tamahime
    It's a hammer with mystical powers.
[08:39] Tamahime
    Watch this.
[08:40] Tamahime
    Grow bigger, grow bigger...
[08:43] Tamahime
    Make Issun-sama my ideal height.
[08:52] Issunboushi
    Amazing.
[08:55] Bird
    Well, that's just convenient, isn't it?
[08:58] Tamahime
    Issun-sama, we can do it now.
[09:01] Tamahime
    Remember?
[09:03] Issunboushi
    What?
[09:04] Issunboushi
    Oh, right.
[09:07] Issunboushi
    This is the wall slam, Princess.
SIGN    Tamahime-sama gets her wall slam
SIGN    Issun-sama...
[09:12] Bird
    Come on, now isn't the
    time to be messing around.
[09:16] Issunboushi
    Oh, right.
[09:18] Issunboushi
    Princess, use the Uchide no
    Kozuchi to make me even bigger.
[09:22] Tamahime
    What?
[09:23] Tamahime
    But I think you're the right size right now.
[09:25] Issunboushi
    I can shrink down later.
[09:26] Issunboushi
    Just make me bigger.
[09:33] Momotarou
    It's no use.
[09:35] Momotarou
    He's too strong.
[09:37] Kintarou
    You're giving up?
[09:38] Kintarou
    I've lost faith in you.
[09:40] Momotarou
    What?
[09:41] Kintarou
    I'll fight him alone if you're giving up.
[09:44] Momotarou
    I'm not giving up.
[09:46] Momotarou
    You're not besting me.
[09:49] Kintarou
    That's my Momotarou.
[09:51] Joe Hisaishi
    Enough babbling, kids.
[09:53] Joe Hisaishi
    It's time I end you.
[10:01] Joe Hisaishi
    Huh?
SIGN    Are you sure that isn't too big?
[10:03] Issunboushi
    What's the matter, boy?
[10:09] A
    Forgive us!
[10:12] Joe Hisaishi
    Please, forgive me.
[10:13] Issunboushi
    I will not.
[10:14] Issunboushi
    I shall behead you.
[10:15] Joe Hisaishi
    No violence!
[10:18] Momotarou
    Look who's talking.
[10:19] Joe Hisaishi
    Please, we'll get complaints
    from our viewers.
[10:23] Joe Hisaishi
    Let's solve it peacefully.
[10:23] [SONG] Text
    Indeed.
[10:26] Issunboushi
    All right.
[10:27] Issunboushi
    Just for compiler flag reasons...
[10:29] Issunboushi
    I mean, just for compliance reasons,
    we'll end this peacefully.
[10:34] Joe Hisaishi
    Thank you.
[10:36] Tamahime
    Are you serious?
[10:37] Tamahime
    You may forgive him,
    but I won't, Issun-sama.
[10:41] Joe Hisaishi
    No violence, please!
[10:43] Tamahime
    Grow smaller, grow smaller...
[10:46] Tamahime
    All oni shall be made small!
[10:52] Joe Hisaishi
    That's so brutal!
[11:00] Momotarou
    And that's the end of your mischief.
[11:03] Issunboushi
    I'll let you be big again when you
    repent and do good for other people.
[11:14] Monkey
    Nice job, Momotarou-san.
[11:17] Monkey
    Look at all these treasures.
[11:19] Monkey
    We can split it even, and we'll never have
    to work again for the rest of our lives.
[11:25] Momotarou
    No, that's not acceptable.
[11:28] Monkey
    I guess we can't split it even, huh?
[11:31] Monkey
    All right.
[11:32] Monkey
    I wouldn't mind having a little less.
[11:36] Momotarou
    These treasures belong to the
    people the oni stole them from.
[11:40] Momotarou
    We're taking them back to their owners.
[11:43] Monkey
    No way...
[11:45] Monkey
    We promised we'd split the treasures.
[11:48] Dog
    That's just something I said.
[11:51] Momotarou
    Right.
[11:52] Momotarou
    I never said such a thing.
[11:56] Momotarou
    It's all right, you're a hero now, too.
[12:01] Monkey
    I prefer money to fame.
[12:04] Kintarou
    Give it up.
[12:05] Kintarou
    It's all for the compiler flags.
[12:12] A
    And that concludes the story of
    Momotarou, Kintarou and Issunboushi.
[12:20] A
    Happily ever after.
[13:14] N
    The next episode will be the
    story of Urashimatarou.
[13:18] N
    See you then.

20 - Untitled

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:49] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:51] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:59] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:06] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:12] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:20] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:29] A
    Now, what might today's story be?
[02:43] Yellow
    Today's story is everyone's
    favorite: "Urashimatarou."
SIGN    The Story of "Urashimatarou"
[02:48] Yellow
    I love it, too.
[02:50] Yellow
    Man, this is going to be fun.
[02:54] Yellow
    Here we go.
[03:07] N
    Long, long ago, there lived a kind-hearted
    young man named Urashimatarou.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:20] N
    Passing by the beach, he spots children
    from the village, bullying a large turtle.
[03:26] A
    Come on, turtle, hide your head.
[03:29] B
    Get in your shell!
[03:30] C
    Hurry up!
[03:33] A
    Go buy us yakisoba buns!
[03:38] Urashimatarou
    Hey, now, you mustn't bully the weak.
[03:41] Urashimatarou
    Let that turtle go.
[03:43] A
    No way.
[03:44] A
    We finally captured him.
[03:45] B
    What does it matter what we do with him?
[03:48] C
    Yeah, yeah!
[03:54] Urashimatarou
    All right, how about this?
[04:00] Urashimatarou
    Sell that turtle to me.
[04:03] C
    Sure, that works.
[04:06] Urashimatarou
    Is this enough?
[04:08] B
    No way, we worked hard to catch him.
[04:11] B
    Give us more.
[04:13] B
    We're buying yakisoba buns.
[04:15] Urashimatarou
    Well, then...
[04:18] C
    No way, you'd never come
    across a turtle this big.
[04:22] C
    A little more.
[04:24] Urashimatarou
    All right, take it all.
[04:28] A
    Thank you, mister!
[04:32] Urashimatarou
    Are you hurt?
[04:34] Jo Hisaishi
    Thank you.
[04:36] Urashimatarou
    Don't you get caught anymore.
[04:37] Urashimatarou
    Now, go back to the sea.
[04:40] Jo Hisaishi
    Turtle, turtle!
[04:42] N
    The turtle looked back at Urashimatarou
    and went back into the sea.
[04:51] N
    A few days later...
SIGN    A few days later...
[04:56] N
    While Urashimatarou was fishing...
[05:01] Jo Hisaishi
    Urashima-san, Urashima-san...
[05:04] N
    He heard someone calling to him.
[05:09] Urashimatarou
    Who's there?
[05:11] Jo Hisaishi
    Urashima-san, it's me.
[05:15] Urashimatarou
    You're that turtle.
[05:16] Jo Hisaishi
    Yes, I'm the turtle you saved.
[05:19] Jo Hisaishi
    Thank you very much.
[05:23] Jo Hisaishi
    I'm all better now.
[05:25] Jo Hisaishi
    See?
[05:26] Jo Hisaishi
    Turtle, turtle, turtle!
[05:30] Urashimatarou
    That's great.
[05:32] Jo Hisaishi
    I'd like to do something to thank you.
[05:35] Jo Hisaishi
    Have you ever been to Ryuuguu
    Castle, Urashima-san?
[05:38] Urashimatarou
    Ryuuguu Castle?!
[05:39] Urashimatarou
    No, where's that?
[05:41] Jo Hisaishi
    It's at the bottom of the sea.
[05:43] Urashimatarou
    I can't go to the bottom of the sea.
[05:46] Jo Hisaishi
    You can, if you get on my back.
[05:49] Jo Hisaishi
    Now, please, get on.
[05:50] Urashimatarou
    Huh?
SIGN    In the sea.
[05:58] Urashimatarou
    Wow, it's beautiful.
[05:59] Jo Hisaishi
    I know.
[06:00] Jo Hisaishi
    It's almost like heaven under the sea.
[06:04] Urashimatarou
    What's that over there?
[06:07] Jo Hisaishi
    That's Ryuuguu Castle.
[06:09] Urashimatarou
    What a beautiful castle.
SIGN    They arrive at Ryuuguu Castle
[06:17] Urashimatarou
    What are you doing?
[06:18] Jo Hisaishi
    Ryuuguu Castle is an exclusive castle.
[06:21] Jo Hisaishi
    You need a membership card.
[06:23] Urashimatarou
    Exclusive?
[06:24] Jo Hisaishi
    You can get in if you're with me.
[06:30] Jo Hisaishi
    Now, let's go.
[06:38] A
    Welcome.
[06:42] Jo Hisaishi
    All you can eat, all you can drink.
[06:43] Jo Hisaishi
    There are plenty of fun shows, too.
[06:45] Jo Hisaishi
    Enjoy your stay.
[06:48] A
    Right this way.
[06:51] N
    Ryuuguu Castle was blindingly beautiful.
[06:56] N
    Urashimatarou takes his seat,
[06:58] ---
    and the fish bring him amazing
    food, one after another.
[07:03] A
    Now, eat to your heart's content.
[07:05] Urashimatarou
    This is amazing.
[07:07] A
    The host of Ryuuguu Castle,
    Otohime-sama, will be right here.
[07:12] Urashimatarou
    Otohime-sama?
[07:19] Urashimatarou
    What beauty.
[07:25] Otohime
    Welcome to Ryuuguu Castle.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[07:27] Otohime
    I am Otohime, master of Ryuuguu Castle.
[07:31] Urashimatarou
    I'm Urashimatarou.
[07:33] Otohime
    Urashima-san.
[07:34] Otohime
    Thank you for saving our turtle.
[07:38] Otohime
    I'd like to thank you by having
    you enjoy Ryuuguu Castle.
[07:43] Urashimatarou
    Sh-She's totally my type.
[07:48] Otohime
    May I sit next to you?
[07:49] Urashimatarou
    Of course.
[07:52] Urashimatarou
    D-Don't you think you're a little close?
[07:56] Otohime
    Aww, you're shy.
[07:58] Otohime
    You're so cute.
[08:00] Otohime
    It's showtime.
[08:13] Urashimatarou
    What an amazing place.
[08:17] N
    Urashimatarou was completely
    captivated by Otohime-sama.
[08:21] N
    It was as if he was in a dream.
[08:28] N
    The showtime continued for days on end.
[08:33] N
    They would not let him go home,
[08:38] ---
    always insisting that he
    stay for just one more day.
[08:42] N
    Many days had passed before he realized it.
[08:49] Urashimatarou
    How long have I been here now?
[08:53] Urashimatarou
    I'm beginning to get bored
[08:54] ---
    of the extravagant shows and amazing
    food. It's always the same.
[08:58] Urashimatarou
    I crave ochazuke for once.
[09:02] Otohime
    Hey, hey, Urapii, I tried
    a different lipstick today.
[09:06] Otohime
    How is it?
[09:07] Urashimatarou
    Otohime's starting to get really clingy, too.
[09:12] Urashimatarou
    They say you get bored of beautiful
    women. I guess they're right.
[09:15] Otohime
    Hey, are you listening to me?
[09:18] Urashimatarou
    I'm listening.
[09:20] Otohime
    I asked you what you think of my lipstick.
[09:22] Urashimatarou
    It's pretty.
[09:23] Otohime
    You're just saying that.
[09:26] Urashimatarou
    I'm not just saying it.
[09:28] Otohime
    Then say it like you mean it.
[09:31] Otohime
    Say, "You're pretty, Oto-chan."
[09:34] Urashimatarou
    You're pretty, Oto-chan.
[09:36] Otohime
    You didn't put your heart into it.
[09:38] Urashimatarou
    I did.
[09:39] Otohime
    Tell me from the bottom of your heart.
[09:43] Urashimatarou
    You're pretty, Oto-chan.
[09:44] Otohime
    Now you're just trying too hard.
[09:48] Urashimatarou
    I put my heart into it.
[09:49] Otohime
    Ugh, Urapii, you don't really love me.
[09:55] Urashimatarou
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[09:57] Otohime
    Come back soon, Urapii.
[10:05] Urashimatarou
    Otohime's getting a bit cray-cray.
[10:08] Urashimatarou
    I think I should head home.
[10:13] N
    Walking through the maze-like
    hallways of Ryuuguu Castle,
[10:17] ---
    Urashimatarou had gotten lost.
[10:21] Urashimatarou
    Huh?
[10:23] Urashimatarou
    Where was I again?
[10:28] Urashimatarou
    Huh? Was it this way?
[10:34] Urashimatarou
    I was just here.
[10:38] Urashimatarou
    I'm going around in circles.
[10:41] Urashimatarou
    Let's go this way.
[10:47] Urashimatarou
    Huh?
[10:51] Urashimatarou
    It's the basement.
[10:58] Otohime
    What are you doing here, Urapii?
[11:01] Urashimatarou
    N-No, I went to the bathroom, and I got lost.
[11:06] Otohime
    The basement is out of bounds.
[11:09] Otohime
    Don't ever come in here again, please.
[11:12] Otohime
    Okay?
[11:14] Urashimatarou
    Uh, okay.
[11:17] N
    And so showtime continued.
[11:21] N
    Whenever he insisted on leaving,
[11:23] ---
    they'd keep him for just one
    more day, one more day...
[11:29] N
    More days passed, and Urashimatarou
    grew completely bored.
[11:36] Urashimatarou
    I want to go home.
[11:38] Urashimatarou
    Oh, yeah. I wonder what's in the basement.
[11:41] Urashimatarou
    Her telling me never to go down there
    makes me want to go there even more.
[11:45] Otohime
    What's wrong, Urapii?
[11:47] Otohime
    You seem out of it.
[11:48] Urashimatarou
    Nothing, I'm going to the washroom.
[11:51] Otohime
    Don't get lost.
[11:53] Urashimatarou
    Y-Yeah.
[11:59] Urashimatarou
    I think it was this way.
[12:04] A
    Man, Otohime-sama's really hot, but
    she's got a seriously bad attitude.
[12:11] Urashimatarou
    Yeah, I totally get it.
[12:13] B
    Hot women tend to have bad
    attitudes, don't you think?
[12:16] A
    Otohime-sama's especially bad.
[12:19] A
    I mean, you know what she did, right?
[12:21] B
    I know.
[12:22] B
    The moon and sea were in a good
    relationship until just then.
[12:26] A
    Things sure do get really nasty
    when women fight each other.
[12:31] Urashimatarou
    The moon and sea?
[12:32] Urashimatarou
    What were they talking about?
[12:38] Urashimatarou
    What?
[12:39] Urashimatarou
    Bamboo?
[12:41] Urashimatarou
    The bamboo shoot's shining.
[12:45] Urashimatarou
    What is this?
[12:51] N
    In the bright light stood a beautiful
    woman, seemingly not of this earth.
[13:00] Kaguyahime
    My name is Kaguyahime.
[13:02] Kaguyahime
    Thank you for saving me.
[13:04] Urashimatarou
    K-Kaguyahime?
[13:08] N
    Urashimatarou's story takes a huge turn soon.
[13:13] N
    But that's all for today.
[13:30] N
    What will happen in the next episode?
[13:33] N
    See you then!

21 - Untitled

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:50] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:52] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:59] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:06] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:13] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:19] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:30] A
    Now, what might today's story be?
SIGN    "Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime" Episode Two
[02:46] Yallo
    The wait is over.
[02:48] Yallo
    It's time for Episode Two of
    Urashima Tarou and Kaguyahime.
[03:03] N
    Long, long ago,
[03:04] ---
    at the beach, Urashimatarou rescued
    a turtle from a band of bullies.
SIGN    Previously
[03:08] N
    In return, the turtle gave him a ride
    on his back, to Ryuuguu Castle,
[03:14] ---
    at the bottom of the sea.
[03:17] N
    There, he was greeted to
    an extravagant world,
[03:20] ---
    so beautiful it could have been a dream.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:24] N
    Urashimatarou enjoyed his stay
    with Otohime-sama's hospitality,
[03:28] ---
    losing track of the time that had passed.
[03:34] N
    One day, Urashima-san gets
    underground at the castle.
[03:40] N
    Otohime-sama warns him not
    to go into the basement.
[03:47] N
    But it's human nature to want to go
    to places that you aren't allowed to be.
[03:53] N
    Urashima slips past Otohime-sama,
    and sneaks into the basement.
[04:00] N
    There, he sees...
[04:06] Urashima
    What?
[04:08] Urashima
    Bamboo?
[04:09] Urashima
    The bamboo tree is glowing.
[04:13] Urashima
    What's going on?
[04:19] N
    Within the blinding light stood
    a girl of unearthly beauty.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[04:27] Kaguya
    My name is Kaguyahime.
[04:29] Kaguya
    Thank you for rescuing me.
[04:32] Urashima
    K-Kaguyahime?
[04:35] Kaguya
    Who are you, my savior?
[04:38] Urashima
    My name is Urashimatarou.
[04:41] Kaguya
    Urashima-sama.
[04:43] Kaguya
    What nation are you from, sir?
[04:46] Urashima
    No, I'm just a fisherman.
[04:49] Kaguya
    Just a fisherman?
[04:51] Kaguya
    A commoner?
[04:52] Urashima
    Yes.
[04:53] Urashima
    Sure.
[04:54] Kaguya
    Why would a commoner like you
    be here at Ryuuguu Castle?
[04:57] Urashima
    That kind of stings when
    you call me "commoner."
[05:01] N
    Urashima told the story of how he had
[05:04] ---
    rescued the turtle and been
    brought to Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:14] Kaguya
    I see.
[05:15] Kaguya
    You must be a kind man.
[05:19] Urashima
    And what nation might you be from, Princess?
[05:23] Kaguya
    I come from the moon world.
[05:26] Urashima
    The moon?
[05:28] Urashima
    You mean the thing in the sky?
[05:31] Kaguya
    Yes. That moon.
[05:33] Urashima
    The princess of the moon.
[05:35] Urashima
    You sure are quite different
    from us common folk, then.
[05:40] Kaguya
    I hate to brag, but I'm quite a celebrity.
[05:43] Urashima
    So what brings you here?
[05:45] Kaguya
    Otohime deceived me and trapped
    me in this bamboo prison.
[05:50] Urashima
    What?
[05:51] Urashima
    Otohime did?
[05:52] Kaguya
    You wouldn't believe how skeevy she is.
[05:55] Urashima
    The Otohime?
[05:58] Kaguya
    There are two other princesses
    being held captive.
[06:02] Urashima
    Huh?
[06:03] Urashima
    There are still more princesses?
[06:04] Kaguya
    We need to help them.
[06:07] Urashima
    Two more princesses?
[06:09] Kaguya
    Yes.
[06:10] Urashima
    I see.
[06:12] Urashima
    Ryuuguu Castle is awesome.
[06:15] Urashima
    It's full of princesses.
[06:19] Kaguya
    What's so funny, Urashima-sama?
[06:22] Urashima
    Nothing.
[06:24] Urashima
    Let's go help those princesses.
[06:28] N
    Kaguyahime took Urashima
    to the room next door.
[06:36] N
    There, they came across a large ball.
[06:40] N
    Urashima pressed a red button, and...
[06:46] Urashima
    It's another pretty princess.
[06:49] Kaguya
    We're here to help you, Orihime.
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[06:51] Orihime
    Thank you, Kaguyahime.
[06:54] Orihime
    Who is the man there?
[06:56] Kaguya
    This man...
[06:57] Urashima
    I'm Urashimatarou, the commoner.
[07:01] Kaguya
    This here Urashima-sama
    is the one who saved us.
[07:05] Orihime
    Thank you, Urashima-sama.
[07:09] Urashima
    It's the duty of a man to help
    a beautiful princess in need.
[07:15] Orihime
    Nice to meet you.
[07:16] Orihime
    My name is Orihime.
[07:19] Orihime
    This is exciting.
[07:20] Orihime
    I've always wanted to
    meet a common gentleman.
[07:24] Urashima
    I don't know if that's any better.
[07:27] Kaguya
    Orihime is the daughter of Tentei,
    god of the sky. She's an angel.
[07:31] Urashima
    Tentei?
[07:32] Kaguya
    Crown of the heavens.
[07:34] Kaguya
    He's a powerful god, kind of
    like the king of the cosmos.
[07:37] Urashima
    Dude, she's a total celeb.
[07:40] Urashima
    Now I'm nervous.
[07:42] Orihime
    Oh, please, I may be an angel,
    but I'm just like any other girl.
[07:46] Urashima
    N-Nice to meet you.
[07:49] Kaguya
    Anyway, Urashima-sama, to the next room.
[07:53] Urashima
    The next room?
[07:54] Kaguya
    There's another princess that we must free.
[07:57] Urashima
    Oh, right.
[07:59] Urashima
    The princess of the moon
    and Tentei's princess.
[08:03] Urashima
    Who's the next one going to be?
[08:08] N
    In the third room was a large melon.
[08:13] N
    Urashima presses the red button, and...
[08:18] Kaguya
    We're here to rescue you, Urikohime.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[08:20] Urikohime
    Thank goodness.
[08:22] Urikohime
    Thanks, Kaguyacchi.
[08:23] Urashima
    Kaguyacchi?
[08:25] Urikohime
    Oh, and thanks, Oripie.
[08:28] Urashima
    Oripie?
[08:30] Urikohime
    Who's this kid?
[08:32] Urashima
    "This kid"?
[08:33] Orihime
    This man is our savior.
[08:36] Urashima
    I'm Urashimatarou.
[08:38] Urikohime
    Tarou?
[08:39] Urikohime
    That's such a lame name.
[08:41] Urikohime
    Lawl.
[08:42] Urikohime
    I'm Urikohime.
[08:44] Urikohime
    Nice to meet you.
[08:45] Urashima
    Urikko?
[08:47] Urashima
    Oh, you mean like the girls
    selling beer at baseball games?
[08:50] Urikohime
    Not that kind of uriko.
[08:52] Urikohime
    I'm Urikohime, as in, born from a melon.
[08:54] Urashima
    This girl's not very princess-y, is she?
[08:58] Kaguya
    This girl...
[09:00] Orihime
    She's been through a lot.
[09:01] Kaguya
    She was deceived by this
    bad man named Amanojaku.
[09:05] Kaguya
    She's been a bit unhinged ever since.
[09:07] Urikohime
    Hey, would you stop talking about my past?
[09:10] Kaguya
    Sorry.
[09:11] Urikohime
    There's nothing worth
    talking about in my past.
[09:14] Urikohime
    Sure, I had it worse than
    you, Kaguyacchi and Oripie.
[09:18] Urikohime
    And my folktale isn't even that famous.
[09:23] Urikohime
    I wasn't born to the moon or
    to Tentei or anything fancy.
[09:28] Urikohime
    I was just born from a melon.
[09:31] Urikohime
    A melon.
[09:32] Urikohime
    Could I have at least been
    born from a muskmelon?
[09:36] Kaguya
    Urikohime's rants get pretty long-winded.
[09:39] Orihime
    Try not to say things that
    set her off insecurities.
[09:43] Urashima
    Sure, got it.
[09:45] Urashima
    By the way, why are you all imprisoned here?
[09:49] Urashima
    What happened with Otohime-sama?
[09:55] N
    The three princesses explained how
    they'd ended up where they did.
[10:01] N
    Otohime, Kaguyahime, Orihime and
    Urikohime were really close friends.
[10:08] N
    They would always meet
    up for girls' days out.
[10:14] N
    But these days, Kaguyahime started
    talking about getting married.
[10:21] Urikohime
    So we decided to invite some boys over
    and set up a mixer for Kaguyacchi.
[10:26] Orihime
    I have a husband, Hikoboshi-sama.
[10:29] Orihime
    I just joined so we'd have enough girls.
[10:32] Urikohime
    What?
[10:33] Urikohime
    Oh, come on, you only meet your
    husband once a year, on July 7th.
[10:37] Urikohime
    You were looking for someone to
    have an affair with, weren't you?
[10:42] Orihime
    I would never do such a thing.
[10:44] Kaguya
    Now, now...
[10:46] Urikohime
    I'm done with men,
    ever since Amanojaku deceived me.
[10:50] Orihime
    So Kaguyahime was the only one who
    was really interested in the mixer.
[10:56] Urashima
    What, really?
[10:57] Orihime
    Yeah.
[10:58] Urikohime
    Yeah.
[11:01] N
    And so Otohime-sama set up
    a mixer at Ryuuguu Castle.
SIGN    Start the mixer
[11:09] Kaguya
    This isn't exactly how I imagined it.
[11:12] Kaguya
    What...
[11:13] Urikohime
    You can't be serious.
[11:15] Purple
    What's your problem?
[11:18] Less purple
    What, are you too good for us?
[11:20] Kaguya
    N-No.
[11:21] Kaguya
    Nothing.
[11:23] Bacon-colored
    Get off your high horse, Princess.
[11:26] Teal
    Your lives are in our hands, you know.
[11:33] Orihime
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[11:35] Urikohime
    Hey!
[11:38] Kaguya
    What...
[11:40] Orihime
    What's going on?
[11:42] Otohime
    You totally fell for it.
[11:46] Kaguya
    What's wrong, Otohime?
[11:49] Otohime
    This isn't a mixer. I lied.
[11:51] Otohime
    This is a trap that I set up.
[11:54] Kaguya
    What are you talking about?
[11:56] Otohime
    Without you around, I can
    be the number one princess.
[12:03] N
    And so Otohime captured
    the three princesses
[12:07] ---
    and imprisoned them underground
    at Ryuuguu Castle.
[12:12] Urashima
    I never knew Otohime was that bad.
[12:16] Otohime
    I couldn't believe it, either.
[12:19] Kaguya
    She wasn't like this before.
[12:21] Urikohime
    People aren't who they seem.
[12:23] Urashima
    We need to act, then.
[12:27] Urashima
    Let's all get out of here.
[12:29] Kaguya
    Yeah.
[12:32] Otohime
    Oh, no you don-ut.
[12:34] Urashima
    Otohime!
[12:35] Otohime
    I thought we could get along, Urashima-san.
[12:39] Otohime
    What a disappointment.
[12:42] N
    Urashima and the princesses are
    discovered by the princess.
[12:47] N
    It's not looking good.
[12:49] N
    Unfortunately, we're out of time.
[12:53] N
    That's it for now.
[13:27] N
    What will the next episode be?
[13:30] N
    See you then.

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:55] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:58] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[02:04] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:11] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:18] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:22] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:33] A
    Now, what might today's story be?
SIGN    "Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime" Episode Three
[02:46] Yallo
    The wait is over.
[02:48] Yallo
    It's time for Episode Three of
    Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime.
SIGN    Previously
[03:04] N
    Long, long ago, Urashimatarou
    arrived at Ryuuguu Castle,
[03:09] ---
    invited by the turtle that he'd saved.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:12] N
    There, in the basement,
    he discovered the unthinkable.
[03:17] N
    Three princesses were being held hostage.
[03:22] N
    Kaguyahime, from the world of the moon.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:26] N
    Orihime, daughter of Tentei.
[03:29] N
    Urikohime, born from a melon.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[03:32] N
    The three are deceived by Otohime,
    who they thought was their friend,
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:37] ---
    and were kept prisoner underground.
SIGN    Urashima had rescued the three princesses, but...
[03:49] Urashima
    I never knew Otohime was that bad.
[03:53] The one with the dots
    I couldn't believe it, either.
[03:56] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    She wasn't like this before.
[03:59] The blonde
    People aren't who they seem.
[04:01] Urashima
    We need to act, then.
[04:04] Urashima
    Let's get out of here.
[04:06] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    Yes.
[04:10] The cray cray
    Oh, no you diddle-dee don't.
[04:12] Urashima
    Otohime!
[04:13] The cray cray
    I thought we could get along, Urashima-san.
[04:17] The cray cray
    What a disappointment.
[04:18] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    Otohime, why?
[04:20] The cray cray
    Get them!
[04:23] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    Urashima-sama!
[04:24] The one with the dots
    Scary!
[04:25] The blonde
    Do something!
[04:27] Urashima
    Hmm... All right.
[04:29] Urashima
    Traditional Japanese performing arts:
[04:31] ---
    The Table Flip!
SIGN    The Table Flip!
[04:37] Urashima
    Run!
[04:44] The cray cray
    Resistance is futile.
[04:45] Urashima
    Shit.
[04:47] The blonde
    Aren't you the protagonist?
[04:48] The blonde
    Take them down.
[04:50] Urashima
    Well, I'm not the hero-type
    like Momotarou or Kintarou.
[04:55] Urashima
    I don't have any special gifts or anything.
[04:57] Urashima
    I'm just an ordinary guy.
[04:59] Jo Hisaishi
    No, Urashima-san.
[05:00] Jo Hisaishi
    You have an exceptional gift.
[05:04] Jo Hisaishi
    You saved me, after all.
[05:07] Urashima
    Turtle-kun.
[05:09] Jo Hisaishi
    You got yourself on my good side.
[05:11] Jo Hisaishi
    That is your one gift.
[05:14] Urashima
    I don't have anything else going for me?
[05:17] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    Sorry, but...
[05:19] The one with the dots
    I mean...
[05:19] The blonde
    What can this old-fart turtle do?
[05:21] Jo Hisaishi
    Say what?
[05:22] The cray cray
    What they're saying is that you're
    not going to be of any help.
[05:28] Jo Hisaishi
    You shouldn't underestimate me.
[05:30] Jo Hisaishi
    Kame kame kame fire!
[05:34] Urashima
    That's amazing, Turtle-kun.
[05:36] Jo Hisaishi
    Now, everyone, let's run!
[05:39] The cray cray
    Stop!
[05:46] Jo Hisaishi
    Get on my back, everyone.
[05:48] Urashima
    How are we going to fit the four of us?
[05:50] Jo Hisaishi
    Don't worry.
[05:51] Jo Hisaishi
    Press the button on the back of my shell.
[05:55] Urashima
    This one?
[05:58] Jo Hisaishi
    Limousine mode.
[06:00] A
    How gorgeous.
[06:01] Jo Hisaishi
    Let's get going.
[06:02] Urashima
    Go where?
[06:03] Jo Hisaishi
    I'll take you to my home.
[06:09] Urashima
    But Turtle-kun,
[06:10] Jo Hisaishi
    Yes?
[06:11] Urashima
    Why were you being bullied at
    the beach when you're so strong?
[06:17] Jo Hisaishi
    I lose my powers when I leave the water.
[06:20] Urashima
    Oh, I see.
[06:23] N
    And so Urashima and the princesses
    arrive at the turtle's house.
SIGN    Arriving at Turtle's house.
[06:33] A
    Go away!
[06:34] B
    No, you!
[06:40] Jo Hisaishi
    These are my children.
[06:41] Jo Hisaishi
    Hey, Kouki, Daiki, Tomoki, be quiet.
[06:46] Jo Hisaishi
    We have guests over.
[06:47] Urashima
    The Turtle Trio?
[06:49] A
    Look, pretty ladies!
[06:53] B
    They're all so hot.
[06:55] C
    Hold me!
[06:57] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    They're adorable.
[06:59] The blonde
    Are you sure?
[07:00] A
    They look just like Dad.
[07:02] B
    They do.
[07:04] The blonde
    Why did Otohime do such a thing?
[07:06] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    She wasn't like this before.
[07:08] The one with the dots
    It's like she's someone else.
[07:11] Jo Hisaishi
    There's a reason for this.
[07:13] Urashima
    You know why she did this?
[07:19] N
    The turtle explained why Otohime
    tried to kidnap the three princesses.
[07:27] N
    Once, a merchant ship from the
    South was wrecked during a storm
[07:35] ---
    as it tried to pass through this sea.
[07:40] N
    From among the wreckage
    a mysterious, glowing object was found.
[07:48] N
    It was a magic mirror.
[07:54] N
    It was Otohime of Ryuuguu
    Castle who salvaged it.
[08:01] N
    Otohime spent every day staring into the
    beautiful face in the beautiful mirror.
[08:10] The cray cray
    Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
    who's the fairest princess of them all?
[08:15] Anti-cray
    My princess, you are the fairest in the land.
[08:19] Anti-cray
    Or so I'd love to say, but unfortunately...
[08:23] The cray cray
    Huh?
[08:24] Anti-cray
    There are three princesses who
    are more beautiful than you.
[08:30] Anti-cray
    Their names are Kaguyahime,
    Orihime and Urikohime.
[08:35] The cray cray
    True.
[08:36] The cray cray
    Those three are beautiful and endearing.
[08:39] Anti-cray
    Are you not angry?
[08:42] Anti-cray
    Do you not want to be the most beautiful?
[08:45] The cray cray
    The four of us are close friends.
[08:48] The cray cray
    We can all be the most beautiful together.
[08:51] Anti-cray
    You may say so, but I can
    see through your soul.
[08:56] Anti-cray
    You want people to say you're
    the most beautiful, don't you?
[09:01] The cray cray
    That's not true.
[09:03] Anti-cray
    You surely do.
[09:05] Anti-cray
    Now, be honest.
[09:07] Anti-cray
    "I want to be the fairest of them all."
[09:12] The cray cray
    I am the fairest.
[09:15] Anti-cray
    No, do you want to become the fairest?
[09:19] The cray cray
    I do.
[09:21] Anti-cray
    Good.
[09:22] Anti-cray
    You're finally being honest.
[09:25] Anti-cray
    Would you like to know how to become
    the most beautiful princess?
[09:29] The cray cray
    Tell me.
[09:31] The cray cray
    How do I do it?
[09:32] Anti-cray
    Simple.
[09:34] Anti-cray
    Get rid of the other three,
    and you'll be the fairest.
[09:40] The cray cray
    You're telling me to kill them?
[09:43] Anti-cray
    That's right.
[09:45] The cray cray
    I could never do such a thing.
[09:48] Anti-cray
    What a coward.
[09:52] Anti-cray
    Fine.
[09:53] Anti-cray
    If you can't kill them, simply capture
    them and hold them prisoner.
[09:57] Anti-cray
    So that the three may never
    see the light of day.
[10:02] The cray cray
    All of them?
[10:03] Anti-cray
    That's right.
[10:05] Anti-cray
    Then you'll be the fairest
    princess in the world.
[10:09] The cray cray
    Me, the fairest princess in the world.
[10:13] Anti-cray
    Do it.
[10:15] The cray cray
    I will.
[10:16] The cray cray
    I'll capture the three and make
    sure they never meet anyone again.
[10:21] Anti-cray
    Excellent. That is the right thing to do.
[10:24] The cray cray
    And then I'll be the best
    princess in the world.
[10:32] Jo Hisaishi
    And there you have it.
[10:34] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    How terrible.
[10:36] The one with the dots
    So it was because of the magic mirror.
[10:38] The blonde
    What a jank mirror, swindling Otohime.
[10:41] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    That's right, it's all the mirror's fault.
[10:44] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    It's not Otohime's fault.
[10:46] Urashima
    So without the mirror...
[10:49] Jo Hisaishi
    That's right.
[10:50] Jo Hisaishi
    Break the magic mirror, and Otohime
    should come back to her senses.
[10:54] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    Let's go.
[10:56] Urashima
    To where?
[10:57] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    We're going back to Ryuuguu Castle.
[10:59] Urashima
    After we just barely managed to escape?
[11:00] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    We have to save Otohime.
[11:02] The one with the dots
    You're right.
[11:03] The one with the dots
    Otohime is a victim, too.
[11:05] The blonde
    All right, let's go back to Ryuuguu
    Castle and smash that mirror.
[11:09] Urashima
    Wait, but that magic mirror is magic, right?
[11:15] Urashima
    Is it safe?
[11:16] The blonde
    We never asked you to come with us.
[11:19] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    Let's go save her, the three of us.
[11:22] Urashima
    Oh.
[11:23] Urashima
    Okay.
[11:24] A
    Dude, that was weak.
[11:27] B
    What a loser.
[11:29] C
    True, true.
[11:30] C
    You're not a man if you run away now.
[11:33] Urashima
    I know.
[11:34] Urashima
    I'm coming, too.
[11:36] Urashima
    I'mma fight the magic mirror.
[11:43] The cray cray
    And here I thought I was finally
    the fairest of them all.
[11:47] Anti-cray
    You should have just murdered them.
[11:50] The cray cray
    I should have been stronger.
[11:52] Anti-cray
    They can't be far away.
[11:56] Anti-cray
    Rally your forces and capture them.
[12:00] Anti-cray
    Otherwise, you'll never be
    the most beautiful princess.
[12:06] The cray cray
    Yes.
[12:07] Urashima
    I won't let you!
[12:08] The one who probably needs better shampoo
    Otohime, snap out of it.
[12:14] N
    The princesses are about to go to battle.
[12:18] N
    But now, we're out of time.
[12:23] N
    That's it for today.
[13:20] N
    Next time, the finale of
    Urashima and the princesses.
[13:24] N
    See you then.

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:55] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:58] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[02:05] A
    They loved to sing, dance, and act,
    and so they formed a troupe.
[02:11] A
    They created and performed
    in many stories based on
[02:16] ---
    Japanese folk tales passed
    down through the generations.
[02:22] A
    The Fairy Land Folktales.
[02:28] A
    Now, what might today's story be?
[02:47] Yallo
    It's time for the finale of
    Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime.
SIGN    "Urashimatarou and Kaguyahime" Finale
SIGN    Previously
[03:03] N
    Urashimatarou discovers Kaguyahime, Orihime
[03:07] ---
    and Urikohime held captive in
    the basement of Ryuuguu Castle.
SIGN    Yamadori B. Porcini
    Voice: Iwasaki Haruka
[03:12] N
    Otohime had been keeping Kaguyahime
    and her other princess friends
[03:17] ---
    in the basement so that she could
    become the number one princess.
SIGN    Amanita Virosa
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[03:23] N
    Urashimatarou, caught in
    the feud, was about to be
[03:26] ---
    taken out, along with the three
    princesses, but just then...
[03:32] N
    They're saved, just barely, by the turtle.
[03:37] N
    According to the turtle, Otohime was
    being manipulated by an evil mirror.
[03:42] N
    By destroying the mirror, she should
    return to being a good girl again.
[03:51] The cray cray
    And here I thought I was finally
    the fairest of them all.
[03:55] Anti-cray
    You should have just murdered them.
[03:57] The cray cray
    I should have been stronger.
[03:59] Anti-cray
    They can't be far away.
[04:04] Anti-cray
    Rally your forces and capture them.
[04:08] Anti-cray
    Otherwise, you'll never be
    the most beautiful princess.
[04:13] The cray cray
    Yes.
[04:14] Urashima
    I won't let you!
[04:16] ---
    Otohime, snap out of it.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai
    Voice: Hiratsuka Hina
[04:18] Cray cray
    Pfft.
[04:19] Cray cray
    You've spared me the effort of finding you.
[04:22] Cray cray
    I'll throw you all back into the jail.
[04:25] Cray cray
    Sic 'em, boys!
[04:31] Turtle
    Your minions are sound asleep about now.
[04:35] A
    French fries, please.
SIGN    Their booze was spiked with sleeping drugs
[04:43] B
    Give me a break, boss, I can't drink anymore.
[04:48] Frazzlehair
    Let's capture the mirror.
SIGN    Amanita Muscaria
    Voice: Nakano Aimi
[04:50] Mario mushrooms
    Prepare yourself.
SIGN    Mitrula Paludosa
    Voice: Yoshizawa Rurika
[04:52] Blonde
    I'll smash you in two.
[04:53] Mirror
    Yikes.
[04:54] Frazzlehair
    You aren't getting away.
[04:55] Cray cray
    Don't touch my mirror!
[04:58] Urashima
    Kaguyahime!
[04:59] Mirror
    You aren't catching me!
[05:01] A
    Stop!
[05:08] Urashima
    Where's the mirror?
[05:09] Blonde
    Let's split up and look for it.
[05:14] Mario mushrooms
    I'm a little scared, but it's to
    help Otohime return to normal.
[05:18] Mario mushrooms
    I have to do this.
[05:21] Mario mushrooms
    I thought I felt a presence.
[05:29] Mario mushrooms
    I thought I heard a laugh.
[05:32] Mirror
    Behind you, Orihime.
[05:37] Mirror
    You're the most beautiful
    princess in the world, Orihime.
[05:41] Mario mushrooms
    Me?
[05:42] Mirror
    Yes.
[05:43] Mirror
    You will capture the other princesses
    and become the master of Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:48] Mario mushrooms
    Me?
[05:50] Mario mushrooms
    Master of this castle?
[05:52] Mario mushrooms
    The finest princess in the world?
[05:57] Blonde
    I'm going to find that mirror and wreck it.
[06:01] Mirror
    Yoohoo.
[06:06] Mirror
    Urikohime, you're the
    world's greatest princess.
[06:10] Blonde
    I knew it.
[06:11] Mirror
    You will capture the other princesses
    and become the master of Ryuuguu Castle.
[06:17] Blonde
    I like that.
[06:20] Urashima
    Where did that darn mirror go?
[06:23] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san.
[06:25] Urashima
    Orihime-san.
[06:26] Mario mushrooms
    Let's not break that mirror.
[06:29] Urashima
    Why not?
[06:31] Mario mushrooms
    That mirror is useful.
[06:33] Mario mushrooms
    I've decided to get it on my side,
    throw the other princesses in prison,
[06:37] ---
    and become the master of this castle.
[06:40] Urashima
    You? The master of Ryuuguu Castle?
[06:42] Mario mushrooms
    Yes.
[06:44] Mario mushrooms
    Would you like to live here with me?
[06:47] Urashima
    What do you mean by that?
[06:49] Mario mushrooms
    Are you really going to make
    a girl spell it out for you?
[06:53] Mario mushrooms
    I'm asking you to marry me.
[06:55] Mario mushrooms
    Become the husband of Tentei's daughter,
    and you'll be a super-celebrity, too.
[07:00] Urashima
    Husband? But I thought you had Hikoboshi.
[07:05] Mario mushrooms
    I'm tired of long-distance relationships.
[07:08] Mario mushrooms
    Besides, Urashima-san, you're my type.
[07:10] Urashima
    What?
[07:11] Urashima
    My head's spinning.
[07:12] Mario mushrooms
    So come on,
[07:15] ---
    capture the other princesses
    and throw them in the basement.
[07:19] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san.
[07:21] Urashima
    I don't know.
[07:23] Blonde
    Hang on.
[07:24] Urashima
    Urikohime.
[07:25] Blonde
    Urashima-kun, you'll have a terrible
    time, being married to Orihime.
[07:30] Blonde
    I mean, she's the daughter of Tentei.
[07:33] Blonde
    Her dad's so powerful,
    you'll feel really small around her.
[07:36] Blonde
    You'll totally be like
    Masuo-san from Sazae-san.
[07:39] Urashima
    That would suck.
[07:40] Blonde
    On the other hand, I'm a free princess.
[07:43] Blonde
    I'm happy and cute, and believe it
    or not, I can be pretty devoted.
[07:48] Blonde
    So why don't you marry me?
[07:51] Urashima
    My head's spinning.
[07:52] Blonde
    Let's capture the other princesses
    and take over this castle.
[07:56] Mario mushrooms
    Stop it, Urikohime, you're being selfish.
[07:59] Blonde
    Got a problem?
[08:01] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san, hurry up and catch Urikohime.
[08:04] Blonde
    Urashima-kun, tie up Orihime.
[08:07] Blonde
    Hurry up!
[08:08] Urashima
    Something's not right.
[08:11] Urashima
    I see.
[08:13] Urashima
    You've both been hypnotized.
[08:16] Turtle
    Tarou!
[08:18] Turtle
    I am the most beautiful turtle in the world.
[08:20] Turtle
    Marry me, so that we can become
    the masters of Ryuuguu Castle.
[08:24] Urashima
    Turtle's been hypnotized, too.
[08:26] Mario mushrooms
    Urashima-san.
[08:28] Blonde
    Urashima-kun.
[08:29] Turtle
    Tarou!
[08:30] Urashima
    Why the heck is Turtle talking
    to me like we're bros?
[08:34] Mario mushrooms
    Wait!
[08:37] A
    I'm dying for French fries.
[08:41] B
    Have some more.
[08:45] C
    Spare me, boss.
[08:53] Urashima
    Where are we?
[08:54] Urashima
    A memento room?
[08:56] Frazzlehair
    Yes.
[08:57] Frazzlehair
    Otohime keeps her most precious
    memories in this room.
[09:01] Urashima
    Kaguyahime, don't tell me, you too...
[09:04] Frazzlehair
    Don't worry.
[09:05] Frazzlehair
    I was knocked out, so I
    haven't been hypnotized.
[09:09] Urashima
    Okay.
[09:10] Frazzlehair
    This takes me back.
[09:13] Frazzlehair
    The four of us princesses were really
    close, ever since we were little.
[09:18] Frazzlehair
    We were always together,
    through good times and bad.
[09:22] Frazzlehair
    We'd always have girls' nights,
    and we'd all care for each other.
[09:27] Frazzlehair
    I can't believe she's been
    duped by that mirror.
[09:32] Mirror
    Become my servants!
[09:36] Mirror
    Take this!
[09:37] Urashima
    Look out!
[09:41] Mirror
    Don't think you can get away.
[09:45] Mirror
    Now, capture Kaguyahime and Urashimatarou.
[09:49] Mirror
    The one to capture him will become
    the greatest princess in the world.
[09:52] Cray cray
    I'll catch him.
[09:54] Mario mushrooms
    I will.
[09:54] Blonde
    No, I will.
[09:56] Turtle
    I will, I will, I will!
[10:00] Urashima
    Shoot, they're going to get me.
[10:03] Frazzlehair
    I know.
[10:05] Frazzlehair
    I'm pretty sure there's some music
    that we all listened to together.
[10:10] Urashima
    What's this song?
[10:11] Frazzlehair
    It's the music we danced to
    together when we were in school.
[10:15] Cray cray
    Th-This song...
[10:18] Mario mushrooms
    It's nostalgic.
[10:19] Blonde
    My body's moving on its own.
[10:22] Turtle
    Me, too, for some reason.
[10:24] Mirror
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[10:26] Urashima
    Now!
[10:27] Urashima
    Take this!
[10:30] Urashima
    We did it.
[10:31] Cray cray
    Huh?
[10:33] Cray cray
    What was I doing?
[10:35] Mario mushrooms
    Me, too.
[10:37] Mario mushrooms
    I don't remember anything.
[10:38] Turtle
    What happened?
[10:40] Urashima
    You were all being manipulated
    by an evil mirror.
[10:44] Urashima
    But the mirror's broken now.
[10:45] Urashima
    We're safe.
[10:46] Mario mushrooms
    We can go back to being friends now, right?
[10:49] Blonde
    Thank goodness.
[10:50] Cray cray
    Stick around at Ryuuguu Castle
    for a while, everyone.
[10:54] Blonde
    Okay.
[10:57] Cray cray
    What's wrong, Kaguyahime?
[10:59] Frazzlehair
    I have to go, now.
[11:02] Frazzlehair
    I'm going back to the moon to marry
    the man my father chose for me.
[11:06] Frazzlehair
    So I might not be able to meet you anymore.
[11:10] Frazzlehair
    Otohime, Orihime, Urikohime,
    the girls' nights were a lot of fun.
[11:15] A
    Yeah.
[11:17] Frazzlehair
    Turtle, Urashima-san, thank you.
[11:21] Frazzlehair
    I'm going back to the moon.
[11:25] N
    And so Kaguyahime was taken
    home to the moon by a carriage.
[11:33] Frazzlehair
    Goodbye.
[11:37] N
    But the friendship of the
    four princesses is eternal.
[11:43] N
    As for Urashimatarou...
[11:47] Urashima
    I'm going back to the human world, too.
[11:50] Cray cray
    I'll miss you, but at least take this.
[11:56] N
    He received a tamatebako to
    take home as a keepsake,
[11:58] ---
    and returned to the human world.
[12:05] Urashima
    I don't know anyone.
[12:07] Urashima
    This sucks. I think I'll open the tamatebako.
[12:14] Urashima
    Hey, not too shabby.
[12:22] A
    It's a turtle!
[12:23] B
    Get him!
[12:26] Urashima
    Urashima-san!
[13:34] N
    What will we see happen next week?
[13:37] N
    See you then.

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:45] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:49] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:55] B
    They loved to sing, dance and act,
[01:58] ---
    but they grew up a little,
    and went their own ways.
SIGN    The Fairy Land Folktales
[02:33] Muscaria
    Oh, no! I'm late.
[02:43] Porcini
    Muscaria's late.
[02:46] Virosa
    She's a manager. How could she be late?
[02:50] Paludosa
    That's Muscaria for you.
[02:52] Muscaria
    Sorry.
[02:53] Porcini
    You're late, Muscaria.
[02:55] Muscaria
    Sorry, I didn't mean to be late.
[02:59] Muscaria
    On my way here...
[03:00] Porcini
    What, you were helping along an old
    lady who got lost, or something?
[03:05] Muscaria
    Yeah, that's it.
[03:07] Muscaria
    How did you know?
[03:08] Virosa
    Liar.
[03:11] Paludosa
    Long time no see, Muscaria.
[03:13] Paludosa
    You've become such a pretty lady.
[03:15] Paludosa
    I barely even recognize you.
[03:17] Muscaria
    Oh, stop it.
[03:19] Muscaria
    You're become even prettier
    than before, too, Paludosa.
[03:22] Virosa
    I can't stand it when girls lather
    praise on each other. It's so gross.
[03:26] Muscaria
    You're snarky as always, Virosa.
[03:31] Porcini
    I guess we haven't really changed.
[03:32] Porcini
    I'm relieved.
[03:35] Yellow
    Forest Fairy Five is meeting up for the
    first time in a while for a reunion.
[03:41] Muscaria
    It'll be just like the old days
    with the five of us.
[03:44] Muscaria
    We're the Forest Fairy Five.
[03:48] Muscaria
    Wait, are we missing one?
[03:51] Porcini
    Mai-chan hasn't shown up yet.
[03:53] Muscaria
    Oh.
[03:54] Muscaria
    So I'm not the last one here.
[03:57] Muscaria
    Good.
[03:58] Virosa
    Good nothing.
[03:59] Virosa
    I was here first.
    I've been waiting the whole time.
[04:03] Paludosa
    Why don't you call Mai-chan, Muscaria?
[04:05] Muscaria
    I should.
[04:09] Muscaria
    She's "out of the service area."
[04:13] Porcini
    Out of range of fairy waves?
SIGN    What are fairy waves?
[04:17] A
    Fairy phones use special fairy radio waves
[04:20] ---
    that keeps them in touch
    all across the fairy world.
[04:23] Muscaria
    I wonder where Mai-chan went.
[04:25] Porcini
    She should have contacted us if
    she had to cancel last-minute.
[04:29] Virosa
    Maybe she forgot about today's reunion.
[04:33] Muscaria
    No way.
[04:34] Muscaria
    She was really gung-ho about
    showing off her new dance.
[04:39] Porcini
    Right, Mai-chan said she
    goes to a dance school.
[04:43] Muscaria
    I wonder if something's wrong.
[04:45] Porcini
    Want to go visit her place?
[04:48] A
    And so everyone arrives at Mai-chan's place.
SIGN    Mizunara Mai's home
[04:54] Muscaria
    Mai-chan.
[04:59] Virosa
    She's not home.
[05:00] Porcini
    Of course not.
[05:02] Porcini
    I'd be angry if she blew off our
    promise to sit around at home.
[05:06] Paludosa
    Where did she go?
[05:09] Porcini
    What should we do?
[05:10] Porcini
    Should we go back to our meeting spot?
[05:12] Muscaria
    Yeah.
[05:13] Muscaria
    We might end up passing each other by.
[05:16] Porcini
    Right.
[05:17] Porcini
    She might be over there by now.
[05:20] Virosa
    The four of us shouldn't
    have all come together.
[05:23] Virosa
    Half of us should have stayed behind.
[05:26] Muscaria
    That's true.
[05:27] Muscaria
    Let's leave her a message.
[05:34] Muscaria
    What's this music?
[05:36] Muscaria
    Mai-chan?
[05:37] Porcini
    Who is it?
[05:38] Muscaria
    Has Mai-chan changed?
[05:41] Virosa
    It's not Mai-chan.
[06:53] A
    Who are you?
[06:55] Porcini
    We're Mai-chan's friends.
[06:59] Virosa
    What about you?
[07:00] A
    I'm Mai's friend, too.
[07:02] A
    We go to dance school together.
[07:04] Porcini
    Do you know where Mai-chan went?
[07:06] A
    She said she was going
    to meet with old friends.
[07:09] Muscaria
    Oh, that's us.
[07:11] Porcini
    She didn't show up for our promise,
    so we came to check on her.
[07:15] A
    So did I.
[07:16] A
    She asked me to check her dance
    before she met up with her friends.
[07:20] A
    She wasn't here, so I was dancing by myself.
[07:23] Virosa
    Odd.
[07:24] Paludosa
    I wonder if something happened.
[07:26] Porcini
    Could she have been abducted?
[07:29] Muscaria
    No way.
[07:33] A
    Mai-chan!
[07:35] B
    Mai-chan!
[07:38] N
    The four wandered around,
    looking for Mai-chan.
[07:45] N
    But she was nowhere to be found.
[07:49] Muscaria
    Where did you go, Mai-chan?
[07:52] Porcini
    This is starting to get serious.
[07:57] Virosa
    This is definitely an incident.
[07:59] Virosa
    Mai-chan's gone missing.
[08:01] Paludosa
    Don't say that.
[08:03] Muscaria
    Y-Yeah.
[08:05] Muscaria
    I'm sure she'll show up, apologizing.
[08:08] Porcini
    I hope so.
[08:12] Porcini
    Where are you going, Muscaria?
[08:15] Muscaria
    I'm going to go check Mai-chan's place again.
[08:18] Virosa
    But you already left a message.
[08:21] Muscaria
    Yeah.
[08:21] Muscaria
    But we might find some hints
[08:24] ---
    about where she might have
    gone, if we look hard enough.
[08:29] Porcini
    Okay, Muscaria and I will
    go check one more time.
[08:33] Porcini
    Virosa and Paludosa, can you wait here?
[08:35] Virosa
    Got it.
[08:41] Porcini
    What's this music?
[08:42] Porcini
    Mai-chan?
[09:57] Muscaria
    Uh...
[09:58] Muscaria
    What was that music?
[10:00] B
    My song.
[10:02] Muscaria
    I see.
[10:03] Porcini
    I guess it wasn't Mai-chan.
[10:05] B
    Who are you all?
[10:06] B
    What are you doing here?
[10:09] Porcini
    We're looking for a friend.
[10:11] Virosa
    Have you seen this girl?
[10:15] B
    I've seen her.
[10:17] Virosa
    Really?
[10:18] B
    Yes. Early this morning.
[10:30] B
    She walked that way.
[10:32] Muscaria
    That way?
[10:33] Porcini
    That's towards Mai-chan's house.
[10:36] B
    She had a stern look on her
    face as she walked away
[10:38] ---
    with a picture book held to her chest.
[10:40] Paludosa
    A picture book?
[10:42] Porcini
    Oh, there was a picture book at her house.
[10:50] Paludosa
    This is it.
[10:51] Paludosa
    This is the book.
[10:52] Porcini
    This is our lead?
[10:54] Muscaria
    Yeah.
[10:55] Muscaria
    This book has something to do
    with Mai-chan's disappearance.
[10:58] Porcini
    Can I see?
[11:01] Porcini
    Folktales of Japan?
[11:03] Paludosa
    What do folk tales have to do
    with Mai-chan going missing?
[11:08] Muscaria
    Well...
[11:09] Paludosa
    Maybe we can find out if we read it.
[11:11] Porcini
    Yeah.
[11:14] Porcini
    "Long, long ago, there lived
    an old man and old woman.
[11:18] Porcini
    The old man went to the
    mountain to trim the lawn,
[11:20] ---
    and the old woman went to
    do the laundry at the river."
[11:23] Porcini
    Wait...
[11:24] Porcini
    Are you sure this is important?
[11:26] Paludosa
    We have to read it until the end.
[11:30] Porcini
    "As the old woman was cleaning clothes"...
[11:32] Virosa
    Wait a minute.
[11:34] Porcini
    Huh?
[11:35] Virosa
    Wasn't this book left open?
[11:39] Virosa
    Maybe there's a hint on that page.
[11:42] Muscaria
    Which page?
[11:44] Muscaria
    Can I see?
[11:45] Muscaria
    Let's see..
[11:47] Muscaria
    Oh, this one.
[11:48] Muscaria
    This page.
[11:49] Porcini
    Can we find out where Mai-chan
    went from this page?
[11:52] Muscaria
    Oh.
[11:53] Porcini
    What?
[11:54] Muscaria
    Look.
[11:59] Muscaria
    Mai-chan?
[12:00] Virosa
    No way.
[12:01] Paludosa
    She's in here?
[12:06] N
    Oh, my! Mai-chan was inside the picture book.
[12:10] N
    How could this have happened?
[12:13] N2
    Will Mai-chan come safely home?
[12:17] N2
    Come back next week to find out.

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[00:45] N
    A beautiful nation,
    prospering since ancient times,
[00:51] N
    Japan has many countless stories,
    folk tales, and legends known to all.
[01:00] N
    Look carefully in those stories,
    and you'll occasionally find
[01:03] ---
    the faces of the fairies
    from beyond the Fairy Ring.
[01:10] N
    The anime-chans, given life by
    the fairies, live in the stories.
[01:18] N
    The Fairy Rings connect to
    the folk tales of your city.
[01:25] N
    And open the door, and you may
    get to meet living anime-chans.
[01:33] N
    Yes, this is the land where
    you get to meet anime-chans.
SIGN    A land where you get to meet
    anime-chans
[01:45] A
    Once upon a time,
[01:48] ---
    in the land of fairies,
    there lived a group of adorable girls.
[01:54] B
    They loved to sing, dance and act,
[01:57] ---
    but they grew up a little,
    and went their own ways.
[02:01] B
    They met at a reunion for the
    first time in a while, but...
[02:20] Porcini
    Let's follow her inside the book.
[02:23] Muscaria
    But how do we go in?
[02:25] Porcini
    Just go in normally.
[02:27] Porcini
    All right, watch this.
[02:31] Porcini
    Here we go!
[02:33] ---
    Ready, set...
[02:36] Paludosa
    Okay, let's all go in.
[02:46] A
    It's so cold.
[02:48] B
    Where are we?
[02:50] C
    I think I remember this from
    a skit we did a long time ago.
[02:54] C
    Isn't this the mountain
    path from when the old man
[02:56] ---
    in "The Crane Returns a Favor"
    helps the crane out of the trap?
[03:01] Porcini
    Right, right.
[03:03] Paludosa
    It's way too cold here, though.
[03:05] Paludosa
    Are we really going to find Mai-chan here?
[03:08] A
    It's so cold!
[03:10] Muscaria
    Let's hurry up and find Mai-chan.
[03:13] Porcini
    Ow, ow...
[03:14] Porcini
    My foot's stuck in a trap.
[03:19] Muscaria
    I can't believe you got stuck
    in the trap that the crane did.
[03:21] Porcini
    Someone help me out.
[03:23] Virosa
    It's no use, it's on too tight.
[03:27] Paludosa
    You're still as clumsy as ever.
[03:31] Muscaria
    Shut up.
[03:33] N
    That's when the turtle from
    Urashimatarou showed up.
[03:37] Muscaria
    Huh?
[03:39] Muscaria
    Aren't you that turtle
    from the play we were in?
[03:44] Virosa
    The turtle from Urashimatarou?
[03:47] Jo Hisaishi
    Yes.
[03:48] A
    It's been so long.
[03:50] Porcini
    You haven't changed at all.
[03:52] Porcini
    You've always been an old man.
[03:54] Patrick Stewart
    And who might you be?
[03:56] Muscaria
    Muscaria.
[03:57] Porcini
    Porcini.
[03:58] Virosa
    Virosa.
[03:59] Paludosa
    I'm Paludosa.
[04:01] Patrick Stewart
    What?
[04:02] Patrick Stewart
    So you're the forest fairies?
[04:04] A
    Yes.
[04:06] Patrick Stewart
    You're all so grown-up.
[04:07] Patrick Stewart
    I'm sorry, we old fogeys become so weepy.
[04:12] Muscaria
    It's been a really long time
    since the plays finished.
[04:14] Muscaria
    You've been in the picture
    book the whole time?
[04:17] Patrick Stewart
    I thought about picking up a different
    job, after the troupe disbanded,
[04:23] ---
    but I couldn't find anything.
[04:25] Patrick Stewart
    So I figured, hey, why not just spend
    my time in the folk tale worlds?
[04:31] Patrick Stewart
    The folk tale worlds are great.
[04:33] Patrick Stewart
    There's so much nature.
[04:34] Patrick Stewart
    The air is tasty.
[04:36] Patrick Stewart
    I mean, it's the past, after all.
[04:39] Porcini
    Would you mind getting me out of this trap?
[04:42] Patrick Stewart
    Let's give it a try.
[04:45] Patrick Stewart
    I have to do everything by myself,
    living in the folk tale worlds.
[04:49] Patrick Stewart
    This is easy.
[04:51] Patrick Stewart
    There you go.
[04:53] Porcini
    Thank you.
[04:55] Virosa
    That's the turtle we know.
[04:56] Paludosa
    You're amazing.
[04:57] Virosa
    Awesome.
[04:58] Patrick Stewart
    Tee-hee.
[04:59] Muscaria
    By the way, Turtle, have you seen Mai-chan?
[05:02] Porcini
    We saw her inside this picture book.
[05:05] Patrick Stewart
    I think I saw Mai-chan at Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:08] A
    Ryuuguu Castle?
[05:10] Patrick Stewart
    Go straight down this path,
    and you'll arrive at the index.
[05:14] Patrick Stewart
    From there, you can
    teleport to "Urashimatarou."
[05:17] Porcini
    Thanks, Turtle.
[05:19] Virosa
    Awesome, Turtle.
[05:20] Paludosa
    Awesome, Turtle.
[05:21] Muscaria
    You go, Turtle.
[05:24] N
    And so the four arrive at Ryuuguu Castle.
SIGN    Arriving at Ryuuguu Castle
[05:29] Porcini
    No one's here.
[05:30] Porcini
    I wonder if Ryuuguu Castle is on break today.
[05:33] Virosa
    Their weekly break?
[05:35] Paludosa
    This sucks.
[05:38] Porcini
    Something's happening.
[05:40] Patrick Stewart
    Hello, Turtle here.
[05:43] Virosa
    You again.
[05:45] Patrick Stewart
    Welcome to Ryuuguu Castle.
[05:47] A
    Yay.
[05:48] Patrick Stewart
    Otohime-sama and the others are
    out on a company trip today.
[05:52] Patrick Stewart
    Ryuuguu Castle is currently closed.
[05:56] Patrick Stewart
    But since you're here,
    I've prepared a special show time.
[06:02] A
    Yay.
[06:04] A
    Welcome shimeji fairy,
    Pipsie Malmo-chan, for Kamekame Come on!
[07:38] Porcini
    We shouldn't be wasting time here.
[07:40] Muscaria
    What about Mai-chan?
[07:42] Paludosa
    Yeah, we have to find Mai.
[07:45] Patrick Stewart
    It doesn't look like she's
    at Ryuuguu Castle anymore.
[07:48] Virosa
    Where could she have gone?
[07:50] Patrick Stewart
    I remember her saying she wanted
    to check out Onigashima.
[07:54] Porcini
    Thanks, Turtle.
[07:55] Paludosa
    Awesome, Turtle.
[07:56] Virosa
    You're amazing, Turtle.
[07:57] Muscaria
    Good job, Turtle.
[07:58] Patrick Stewart
    Tee-hee.
[08:03] Porcini
    Onigashima is always so creepy.
SIGN    Arriving at Onigashima
[08:06] Virosa
    Do you think Mai would really be here?
[08:09] Paludosa
    Why would she come here alone?
[08:11] Paludosa
    Was she depressed about something?
[08:13] Paludosa
    Depressed?
[08:15] Muscaria
    Maybe she was too preoccupied
    to come to the reunion.
[08:19] Porcini
    Mai-chan can be surprisingly introverted.
[08:22] Virosa
    But would someone come to Onigashima
[08:24] ---
    by herself when they're
    upset about something?
[08:28] A
    Intruders detected!
[08:29] A
    Intruders detected!
[08:30] B
    Attack!
[08:32] A
    Attack!
[08:35] Porcini
    Hey, hey, what's your problem?
[08:37] A
    Lots of people have been coming to Onigashima
[08:40] ---
    and stealing loads of treasure,
    ever since Momotarou.
[08:44] B
    Intruders will be dispatched!
[08:46] Muscaria
    That's not why we're here.
[08:49] Porcini
    We're looking for a friend.
[08:51] Patrick Stewart
    Silence.
[08:52] Patrick Stewart
    You aren't going home alive.
[08:54] A
    Hey, Turtle.
[08:56] B
    Isn't that Turtle?
[08:57] Patrick Stewart
    No, right now, I'm an oni.
[08:59] Virosa
    You're the turtle person, aren't you?
[09:01] Porcini
    It's the turtle.
[09:02] Patrick Stewart
    No, I mean, yes, but when I'm
    on Onigashima, I'm the boss oni.
[09:08] Porcini
    Turtle suits you better.
[09:10] Virosa
    Yeah.
[09:10] Virosa
    Definitely turtle.
[09:12] Paludosa
    It's gotta be the turtle.
[09:13] Patrick Stewart
    You think so?
[09:15] Porcini
    Anyway, where's Mai?
[09:16] Muscaria
    It looks like she's gone.
[09:18] Patrick Stewart
    I guess she must have
    returned to Ryuuguu Castle.
[09:21] Porcini
    Are you messing with us?
[09:24] Patrick Stewart
    No, of course not.
[09:26] Muscaria
    You aren't hiding anything from us, are you?
[09:29] Patrick Stewart
    Well...
[09:31] Virosa
    You look pale.
[09:32] Porcini
    Fess up.
[09:34] Porcini
    Turtle!
[09:37] N
    And so the turtle took the girls along,
    teleporting to the old man's house.
SIGN    Old man's house
[09:45] Muscaria
    Mai-chan.
[09:47] Mai
    Guys.
[09:49] Patrick Stewart
    Sorry, Mai-chan, everyone got really worried.
[09:51] Patrick Stewart
    I couldn't keep the secret any longer.
[09:53] Porcini
    Why were you hiding here, Mai-chan?
[09:57] Virosa
    Is something wrong?
[09:59] Paludosa
    Mai-chan...
[10:01] Mai
    I didn't think I could keep our promise.
[10:04] Muscaria
    Promise?
[10:06] Mai
    I promised that since I've
    become a professional dancer,
[10:09] ---
    I would dance and sing at the reunion, right?
[10:12] Mai
    But since the five forest fairies
    are finally getting together,
[10:16] ---
    I had to show off an awesome, flawless dance.
[10:19] Mai
    I got so worked up, I couldn't
    come up with any moves.
[10:25] Porcini
    So you skipped out on the
    reunion to hide here?
[10:30] Mai
    Yeah.
[10:31] Mai
    I had Turtle help out.
[10:35] Muscaria
    I see.
[10:36] Muscaria
    You were worried about
    showing us a flawless dance.
[10:41] Virosa
    It doesn't have to be flawless.
[10:44] Porcini
    She's right.
[10:45] Porcini
    We'll all be happy just seeing you dance.
[10:48] Mai
    You think so?
[10:49] Virosa
    Hey, why don't you dance here, then?
[10:52] Mai
    Huh? Here?
[10:54] Virosa
    You wouldn't feel good not living up
    to your promise, either, would you?
[10:58] Porcini
    Yeah, let's all dance together.
[11:01] Paludosa
    Yeah.
[11:02] Mai
    I think I'll give it a try, then.
[11:06] A
    Yay.
[12:31] N
    Fairy Five, fairies for the forest.
[12:34] N
    And so a new tale begins.
[12:54] Patrick Stewart
    It was a dream...