3 - A Fateful Encounter Under the Autumn Moon

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SIGN    Second Plate
SIGN    Seconds 1
[00:14] Soma
    Man...
[00:16] Soma
    I haven't been to a hot spring in forever.
[00:20] Soma
    Thanks for inviting us, Tadokoro.
[00:22] Megu
    Sure. It's the more the
    merrier in these situations.
[00:25] Soma
    But you know...
SIGN    Megumi
[00:27] Soma
    Are you sure this isn't too many people?
[00:30] Megu
    Well... The matron said it was fine,
     so I think we'll be okay.
[00:35] Guy
    We're happy to have all of
    your friends, Megumi-chan.
[00:39] Guy
    You did a fabulous job at our
    inn during the Stagiaire.
[00:43] Megu
    Y-Y-You're too kind! Thank you very much!
SIGN    Megumi Love
[00:46] Ryoko
    I guess they really like Megumi.
[00:49] Buns
    Well, yeah. Megumi's our pride and joy!
[00:52] Niku
    Are you sure it was okay
    for me to come, too?
[00:55] Taku
    Yeah. Are we imposing at all?
[00:58] Isa
    But you two sure were happy when
    Yukihira-kun invited you both.
[01:02] Both
    Th-Th-That's not... That's not—
[01:05] Kuro
    Yukihira told me to come,
    so I figured it'd be a Shokugeki.
[01:11] Akira
    Is competing the only thing you think about?
[01:14] Kuro
    Then why the hell did you come along?
[01:18] Akira
    I...
[01:19] (Flashback) Jun
    You got invited on a hot spring trip?!
[01:20] (Flashback) Jun
    That means you made friends, right?
[01:23] (Flashback) Jun
    That's great, Hayama-kun!
    I'm so happy for you!
[01:28] (Flashback) Jun
    Make sure you have a blast!
[01:31] Akira
    What else was I supposed to do?
[01:33] Senpai
    We've all gathered here to
    head to the hot spring.
[01:35] Senpai
    This is what it means to be students!
[01:37] Senpai
    This is friendship!
[01:38] Senpai
    This is youth!
[01:40] Guy
    We'll reach the inn in about five minutes.
SIGN    We rent equipment
     for river fishing!
SIGN    Rods • Bait • Rigs
    1 Day, 1000 Yen
    
    Exactly!
[01:44] Soma
    Wow, you can fish around here, too?
SIGN    We rent equipment
     for river fishing!
SIGN    Rods • Bait • Rigs
    1 Day, 1000 Yen
    
    Exactly!
[01:46] Guy
    Yes, there's a great spot.
[01:49] Guy
    All the anglers come here looking for
    the so-called "Master of the River."
[01:55] Soma
    The Master... of the River?
SIGN    A Fateful Encounter Under the Autumn Moon
[03:30] Megu
    Thank you so much for inviting
    us here today, ma'am.
[03:34] Matron
    Welcome. You have this place
    all to yourselves today.
[03:38] Matron
    You can enjoy yourselves to the fullest.
[03:40] Megu
    Thank you!
[03:42] Shun
    Special Move: Smoking Drive!
[03:44] Glasses
    Know-it-All Cut!
[03:47] Guy
    Hey, I actually saw a
    super-thick book right now.
[03:50] Guy
    Being a know-it-all or into smoke really
    have nothing to do with ping-pong.
[04:04] Niku
    Hell yeah!
[04:05] Ryoko
    Aw, I lost.
[04:07] Isshiki
    Hey, I see you're already having a blast.
[04:09] Soma
    Yeah, that's one of the Seven Wonders
    of the Polar Star Dormitory.
[04:13] Soma
    The "Before You Know It,
    Isshiki-senpai's in a Loincloth" illusion.
[04:17] Kuro
    So that's the special ability of the
    Seventh Seat of the Elite Ten.
[04:19] Akira
    No, it's not.
[04:21] Isshiki
    How about it, Tadokoro-chan?
[04:23] Megu
    Yes. I came prepared.
[04:26] Soma
    Huh?
[04:27] Soma
    Tadokoro, why are you dressed like that?
[04:30] Megu
    Huh? Well, I can't wear a yukata...
[04:34] Megu
    when I'm gonna play some ping-pong.
[04:45] ---
    This is not the Tadokoro I know.
[04:47] Ryoko
    Megumi started playing table tennis
    when she was in grade school.
[04:50] Ryoko
    She soon became undefeated in her age group,
[04:53] Ryoko
    and has won many tournaments.
[04:56] Ryoko
    I hear everyone in her hometown knows her
[04:59] Ryoko
    by her nickname, "The Tohoku Springhare."
SIGN    ° "Food Wars" is a cooking anime
[05:01] Megu
    Yeah!
[05:03] Buns
    If anyone at Polar Star can actually
    pose a threat to Megumi,
[05:06] Buns
    it's none other than Isshiki-senpai!
[05:14] Niku
    Whoa!
[05:15] Ryoko
    Isshiki-senpai is using a long pips
    rubber to keep Megumi on her toes.
[05:20] Buns
    But Megumi's totally gone
    back to her neutral position,
[05:23] Buns
    and her forehand is still on point.
[05:25] Buns
    Way to go.
[05:26] Soma
    What did you even say just now?
[05:31] ---
    Yeah!
[05:32] Ryoko
    Megumi's at match point!
[05:34] Buns
    Isshiki-senpai's through!
[05:40] Senpai
    Is there nothing left for me to do?
    Come on, think... Think!
[05:45] Senpai
    There must be a way I can turn the tables!
SIGN    ° "Food Wars" is a cooking anime
[05:49] Matron
    Huh? What was that?!
[05:52] Megu
    Matron?
[05:53] Senpai
    Go!
[05:53] Megu
    Sorry, I'm going to go see what's going on.
[05:57] Senpai
    Any of you want to take her place?
[06:02] Alice
    I'm so glad you could come with me, Erina.
[06:04] Hisa
    Yes.
[06:05] Erina
    You're as forceful as ever.
[06:06] Hisa
    Yes.
[06:07] Erina
    I told you that I have work.
[06:09] Hisa
    Thank you very much.
[06:09] Alice
    Well, Ryo-kun suddenly disappeared,
     and I was bored.
[06:13] Hisa
    Erina-sama, I was able to postpone
    everything on your schedule today.
[06:17] Erina
    Thank you, Hisako. As for
    the rest of my work...
[06:20] Alice
    Ugh! You work too much, Erina!
[06:23] Alice
    The Autumn Elections and Stagiaire
    are both done. It's time to relax!
[06:27] Erina
    But...
[06:28] Hisa
    For once, I agree with Miss Alice.
[06:31] Hisa
    It is important to rest sometimes.
[06:34] Hisa
    And... I'd like to enjoy the hot
    spring with you, Erina-sama.
[06:40] Erina
    Indeed. If you insist, Hisako.
[06:43] Hisa
    And of course, I brought playing cards.
[06:51] Buns
    Today, I have to suffer because 
    of Ryoko and Nikumicchi...
[06:54] Buns
    This is just... It's just...
[06:56] Buns
    It's just not fair!
[06:59] Buns
    Is it because of meat?
    Is it the power of meat?!
[07:02] Buns
    But I have the power of gibier, too!
[07:06] Niku
    Uh...
[07:07] Ryoko
    Don't worry about it, Mito-san.
[07:09] Ryoko
    This is what it's always like
    in the bath with Yuki.
[07:11] Ryoko
    Anyway, I wonder what's keeping Megumi.
[07:16] Isa
    We have hot springs back in Italy,
    but aren't Japanese hot springs great, Bro?
[07:20] Isa
    They have an elegance about them.
[07:23] Taku
    You're right, Isami.
[07:27] Isa
    What's the matter?
[07:28] Taku
    I don't see Yukihira.
[07:31] Shun
    Oh, Yukihira took off somewhere
    with Hayama and Kurokiba.
[07:35] Glasses
    Yeah, he said something about a competition.
[07:39] Taku
    A competition?!
[07:40] Taku
    How dare they leave me behind?!
[07:42] Taku
    I'm going to be the first
     to compete with Yukihira!
[07:46] Isa
    Oh, this happens all the time.
    Don't even worry about it.
[07:52] Soma
    Apparently, you can catch
    char and cherry salmon.
[07:55] Soma
    So why don't we have a cooking
    competition with the fish we catch?
[07:59] Kuro
    I guess I'll be winning, then.
[08:01] Akira
    Who's going to judge the dishes?
[08:03] Soma
    Why don't we all just try
    each other's dishes?
[08:05] Akira
    Can you really call that a competition?
[08:08] Kuro
    I guess I'll be winning, then.
[08:10] Soma
    Apparently there's a fish called
    the Master of the River, too.
[08:13] Soma
    Let's say if you catch that,
    you get ten points.
[08:16] Akira
    Again, what do these rules even mean?
[08:19] Kuro
    I guess I'll be winning, then.
SIGN    Berserker Mode
[08:22] Kuro
    I'm on a whole different level than you two!
[08:25] Kuro
    For example, what do you call this?
[08:27] Soma
    Huh? A net?
[08:28] Kuro
    It's a tamo!
[08:29] ---
    And this?
[08:30] Soma
    A fishing rod?
[08:31] Kuro
    It's a cane rod!
[08:32] Akira
    This is just a silly quiz.
[08:34] Akira
    What does this prove about
    your fishing ability?
[08:39] Kuro
    Yeah, you've got a point.
[08:40] Akira
    You're not even going to fight that?
[08:42] Soma
    Man, you two are weird.
[08:45] Akira
    Don't lump me in with him.
[08:47] Kuro
    You're one to talk.
[08:48] Soma
    Huh?
[08:50] Niku
    Hey, that's great.
[08:51] Ryoko
    This is homemade toner I made from koji.
[08:54] Niku
    Huh...
[08:55] Buns
    It makes your skin silky smooth.
[08:57] Guy
    Ow, ow, ow...
[08:59] Megu
    Are you all right? You shouldn't push yourself.
[09:02] Niku
    What happened?
[09:04] Megu
    Everyone...
[09:05] Matron
    I'm sorry for the ruckus.
[09:07] Matron
    Our head chef strained his back.
[09:09] Chef
    I'll get through this with
    sheer will! Ow, ow, ow!
[09:12] Megu
    Please! Allow me to help you some way.
[09:16] Matron
    Well... The other chefs have
    been stricken by sprained ankles,
[09:20] Matron
    pulled muscles, and falls, one after another,
[09:23] Matron
    so our kitchen staff has
    basically been wiped out.
[09:26] Niku
    Wiped out?
[09:27] Buns
    Is it a curse?
[09:28] Ryoko
    I'm sure it's a coincidence.
[09:30] Matron
    And then our current proprietor,
    who's third-generation,
[09:32] Matron
    accidentally booked another
    reservation today.
[09:34] Isa
    Then this is probably the perfect
    time for us to help out.
[09:39] Glasses
    You have all these chefs present.
     Allow us to help.
[09:42] Blonde
    All of us managed to survive
    the Totsuki Stagiaire!
[09:46] Spikes
    Lo and behold, we're the
    Polar Star Dormitory!
[09:48] Yuki
    I'll help, too!
[09:49] Ryoko
    Please allow us to help.
[09:50] Niku
    Leave this to us!
[09:53] Megu
    Please, ma'am.
[09:55] Matron
    Absolutely. Thank you so much.
[09:59] 3rd
    Welcome! Allow me to show you to your rooms.
[10:02] Alice
    Excellent.
[10:04] Alice
    A pleasure.
[10:05] Hisa
    Thank you for taking care of us.
[10:07] Erina
    What a lovely place.
[10:09] Alice
    It was super hard to get a reservation
    at any of the hot spring inn around here.
[10:14] Taku
    Where are you? Where are you, Yukihira?!
[10:17] Taku
    Yukihira!
[10:23] Isshi bg
    Go, go, go, go, go, go...
[10:23] Isshi
    No one's... coming back.
[10:33] Alice
    This feels so good!
[10:39] Hisa
    A hot spring that flows directly from the
    source really is the best, isn't it, Erina-sama?
[10:43] Erina
    Indeed. I don't remember the
    last time I felt this relaxed.
[10:48] Alice
    Apparently, this inn has several
    other kinds of baths, too.
[10:51] Alice
    We'll definitely have to try them out.
[10:53] Erina
    I don't personally need to go in so many.
[10:56] Alice
    Oh, dear. As usual, you know
    nothing of the world, Erina.
SIGN    Barrel Baths
[11:00] Alice
    Experiencing different baths is a very
    traditional way of enjoying the hot springs.
SIGN    Lie-down Baths
SIGN    Waterfall
    Shower
    Baths
[11:03] Erina
    R-Really?
[11:05] Hisa
    Erina-sama, before that,
    our mealtime is approaching.
[11:09] Alice
    Oh, really? I wonder if their food will
    be delicious, Little Miss Secretary.
[11:14] Hisa
    "Little Miss Secretary"?!
[11:15] Alice
    I'm very curious to see if
    they can serve something
[11:18] Alice
    worthy of Erina's palate, since she has the
    God Tongue and is one of the Elite Ten.
[11:27] Soma
    Heh, you caught another puny one.
[11:31] Aki
    The one you caught earlier
    was about the same.
[11:34] Kuro
    Fishing is a battle with nature!
[11:36] Kuro
    The fish won't bother with anyone
    who doesn't plan on winning!
[11:40] Aki
    Says the guy who hasn't
    caught a single one yet.
[11:43] Soma
    Didn't you grow up in a port town?
[11:45] Kuro
    Well, this is my first time river fishing.
[11:48] Aki
    What am I even supposed to say to that?
[11:50] Soma
    Don't you get tired of putting that
    bandanna on and taking it off again?
[11:54] Soma
    That's a decent pull!
[11:59] Akira
    Be careful, Yukihira!
[12:00] Soma
    Hey, Hayama. Thanks.
[12:02] Soma
    Wait, is this thing...
[12:06] Soma
    the Master of the River?!
[12:08] Akira
    Kurokiba! Stop gawking and help us out!
[12:11] Soma
    Grab the net!
[12:12] Kuro
    Net? Oh. You mean the tamo.
[12:14] Both
    Put your damn bandanna back on!
[12:20] Glasses
    Hurry! It's almost time!
[12:23] Shun
    I'm almost done with this appetizer.
[12:25] Ryoko
    I'm almost done, too.
[12:27] Niku
    I'll show you what proper
    roasting looks like.
[12:29] 3rd
    I'm so sorry... This is all my fault.
[12:34] Megu
    Oh, no! It's all right!
    We'll make it in time.
[12:37] Guy
    Leave the seasonal tempura to me!
[12:39] Blonde
    The sashimi side dishes are ready!
[12:42] Buns
    Ah, so that's what you're doing for dessert.
[12:45] Isa
    Yup.
[12:46] Isa
    I decided to use persimmons
    since it's autumn.
[12:49] Buns
    Looks yummy!
[12:57] Kuro
    Don't let your guard down!
[13:00] Isshi
    They're not in the baths, either.
    I wonder where everyone went...
[13:11] Matron
    Here are your appetizers. Please enjoy.
[13:16] Alice
    Let's eat!
[13:18] Alice
    Nothing beats a meal after
    being in the hot springs.
[13:22] Hisa
    Let's eat.
[13:24] Erina
    Let's eat.
[13:26] Alice
    Oh, this is rather nice.
    Smoked cherry tomatoes.
[13:31] Shun
    Prince of Smoke.
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[13:34] Matron
    Next is your bowl dish.
[13:36] Hisa
    Whoever made this is very knowledgeable
    about every ingredient
[13:38] Hisa
    in this shrimp dumpling soup.
SIGN    The Know-It-All Professor of Tastes
[13:41] Glasses
    The Know-It-All Professor of Tastes.
[13:43] Hisa
    Erina-sama, how does it taste?
[13:51] Soma
    My arms...
[13:52] Akira
    Don't let your guard down, Yukihira!
[13:54] Kuro
    We're not done yet!
[13:57] Buns
    The Little Red Riding Hood
    of the Gibier Forest!
[13:57] [SONG] Sign
    The Little Red Riding Hood of the Gibier Forest
[14:00] erina
    Red wine venison stew with
    a side of grape sauce.
[14:04] Erina
    A dish right out of a fairy tale.
[14:07] Niku
    Meat General.
SIGN    M
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[14:09] Niku
    This grilled dish...
    Everything's perfectly cooked.
[14:13] Ryoko
    The Fermentation Specialists:
    The Sakaki Clan.
SIGN    Fermentation
SIGN    Mikoshi
SIGN    Fermentation
    Specialists
SIGN    The
    Sakaki
     Clan
[14:17] Hisa
    Shio koji miso soup with mushrooms.
[14:20] Hisa
    Everything is nicely balanced.
[14:26] Megu
    I hope that whoever eats
    this dish will feel happy.
[14:38] Erina
    This almost feels like...
[14:40] Erina
    being in a relaxing outdoor bath
    with fairies from Japan.
[14:43] Fairies
    Yay!
[14:45] Erina
    Rice steamed with gingko nuts,
    chestnuts, and yam.
[14:53] Erina
    They were all a little unrefined.
[14:56] Erina
    But they were all fun dishes
    made with great care.
[15:01] Erina
    If I had to compare it to something,
[15:02] Erina
    it's like watching the falling
    maple leaves under the moonlight
[15:05] Erina
    while enjoying the outdoor bath here.
[15:10] Matron
    They said the dishes were very refreshing.
[15:15] All
    Yeah!
[15:19] Bg
    Polar Star! Polar Star! Polar Star!
     Polar Star! Polar Star!
[15:19] Isa
    I'm all hungry now that I'm relaxed.
[15:22] Shun
    We should eat, too.
[15:24] Glasses
    Yeah.
[15:25] Buns
    I'm starving!
[15:27] Niku
    Great job.
[15:28] Ryoko
    We all worked really hard.
[15:29] Isshi
    I see. So that's what was going on.
[15:32] Isshi
    This is truly youth!
[15:35] Glasses
    Come on! Drink up that rice juice!
[15:37] Shun
    You guys are suffocating.
[15:42] Megu
    I finally got to go into the hot spring.
[15:47] Megu
    It's so pretty.
[15:49] Megu
    I wonder if this is how the guests
    felt today after eating our dishes.
[15:54] Buns
    Woohoo! It sure is autumn!
[15:58] Ryoko
    How relaxing.
[15:59] Niku
    Just look at those autumn leaves!
[16:04] Niku
    Yukihira?!
[16:05] Ryoko
    And Kurokiba-kun and Hayama-kun?
[16:07] Buns
    Oh, yeah. They've been gone this whole time.
[16:10] Soma
    Oh, hey, Nikumi.
[16:12] Niku
    Where the hell have you been?!
[16:15] Soma
    Well, you see...
[16:18] Soma
    The fish they call the Master of
    the River was one hell of a fighter.
[16:27] Soma
    And yeah, it got away from us.
[16:30] Buns
    What?
[16:31] Ryoko
    That must've been rough.
[16:34] Niku
    Are you stupid?
[16:35] Soma
    Well...
[16:36] Megu
    Huh? Mr. Duckie? Mr. Duckie? Where'd you go?
[16:40] Megu
    Misfwer Dwuckie! Mr. Duckie!
[16:42] Megu
    Oh, no! What should I do? Mr. Duckie!
[16:46] Erina
    Are you talking about this?
[16:50] Megu
    Nakiri-san?!
[16:51] Erina
    Oh, Tadokoro-san. What a
    coincidence to see you here.
[16:55] Megu
    Yeah, what a surprise!
[16:58] Megu
    Then the guests today were...
[17:01] Erina
    Are you all right? Have you
    been in the bath too long?
[17:04] Megu
    Oh, I'm fine!
[17:08] Megu
    I see. So she's the one who
    complimented our dishes!
[17:15] Megu
    This feels nice.
[17:16] Erina
    Indeed. I feel like my
    mind and body are free.
SIGN    Milk
    Bath
[17:23] Soma
    We didn't get to do a cooking competition,
[17:26] Soma
    but I guess we have to fail sometimes, too.
[17:29] Akira
    We just ended up exhausted.
[17:30] Kuro
    Basically nothing happened today.
[17:33] Soma
    But hey, it was fun, right?
[17:36] Soma
    And this really sucks,
    but I lost to Hayama again.
[17:41] Soma
    In the fishing contest.
[17:43] Akira
    I can't say I feel like I won.
[17:45] Kuro
    I don't feel like I've lost, either.
[17:47] Soma
    I'm definitely winning next time!
[17:51] Soma
    What is it?
[17:52] Kuro
    I can hear Miss's voice.
[17:54] Soma
    Huh?
[17:54] Alice
    Let go, Little Miss Secretary!
    I want to go in all of the baths!
[17:58] Hisa
    You mustn't! That bath has
    switched and is now for men!
[18:02] Alice
    I'm going in!
[18:04] Hisa
    Miss Alice!
[18:05] Taku
    Where is he? Where is he?
    Where are you, Yukihira?!
[18:09] Taku
    Yukihira!
[19:49] Soma
    Takumi?
[19:51] Taku
    Yukihira!
[19:53] Soma
    Yeah?
[19:53] Taku
    I finally found you!
[19:55] Isa
    Welcome back, Bro.
[19:57] Taku
    Oh, hey, Isami. I'm back.
[20:00] Soma
    Where the hell did you go?
[20:01] Taku
    Where the hell were you, Yukihira?!
[20:04] Taku
    Don't make me worry so much!
[20:06] Taku
    First off, if you're having a cooking contest,
    you should obviously call me first!
[20:11] Taku
    Listen here, Yukihira!
    Someday soon, you will face me!
[20:16] Soma
    S-Sure?
[20:17] Taku
    Do you have any idea how long I've been
    walking around looking for you, Yukihira?
[20:21] Taku
    Listen carefully! I'm very, very angry!
[20:24] Soma
    Okay, fine, jeez...
SIGN    Glad You Liked It
[20:31] Taku
    Yukihira, did your hair get longer?
[20:35] Soma
    Did it?
[20:36] Isshi
    Ah, youth!
SIGN    Disgusting
[20:38] Soma
    Disgusting!
SIGN    Original Story: Tsukuda Yuto
SIGN    Key Animation: Saeki Shun
SIGN    Assistance: Morisaki Yuki
SIGN    Key Animation: Nakama Ryo
SIGN    Assistance: Nope
SIGN    Food Wars!
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Ukiyo Is 
    a Bad Idea
[20:48] Soma
    Man... squid tentacles and peanut
    butter are just the worst.
[20:53] Soma
    It's so gross, I can only laugh.
[20:58] Erina
    This isn't funny at all, Yukihira-kun!
[21:00] Erina
    My tongue is sullied just by looking at you!
[21:02] Erina
    Make me an egg dish to
    atone for your behavior.
[21:05] Erina
    I'll forgive you if you
    can excite my palate.
[21:07] Soma
    What's even going on here?
[21:09] Hisa
    Shut your mouth, Yukihira Soma!
[21:11] Hisa
    It's not like I can write a story as good
    as Tsukuda-sensei! Quit complaining!
[21:15] Erina
    Are you going to do it or not?
[21:16] Soma
    Okay, fine.
[21:18] Soma
    Anything's fine? Like nori bento?
[21:20] Erina
    I clearly told you to make
    me a dish with eggs.
[21:24] Soma
    Hang on to your seat, Examiner Nakiri!
SIGN    Squeeze
[21:29] Hisa
    Eggs are a fundamental ingredient
[21:31] Hisa
    in Japanese, Western, and Chinese
    cuisine, across all culinary genres.
[21:33] Hisa
    What will he serve to Erina-sama,
[21:35] Hisa
    who tastes haute egg
    cuisine on a daily basis?
[21:40] Soma
    Chop!
SIGN    Chop
SIGN    Crack
[21:42] Soma
    Crack!
[21:43] Soma
    Open!
SIGN    Open
[21:44] Erina
    This is so boring, I'd like to
    apologize to Saeki-sensei myself.
[21:47] Soma
    Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop...
SIGN    Chop Chop Chop
     Chop Chop Chop
[21:47] Hisa
    He's starting to look like
    someone who can't cook.
[21:50] Erina
    He must not understand how
    valuable my tongue is.
[21:53] Erina
    He doesn't understand my noble pedigree,
[21:54] Erina
    as a stray dog could not
     comprehend a gemstone's value.
[21:56] Erina
    So, what are you making?
[21:59] Soma
    Lolz, you still can't tell?
[22:02] Soma
    Here you go.
[22:03] Erina
    What in the world is that?!
[22:05] Erina
    Stop fooling around! You really are
    a bottom-feeding cook, Yukihira-kun!
[22:09] Soma
    But this dish hasn't shown
    its true form yet.
[22:12] Erina
    What do you mean by that?
[22:13] Soma
    Now for the finish!
[22:15] Erina
    And what's that supposed to be?!
[22:17] Erina
    But what is this?
[22:18] Erina
    The mellow aroma of this thing that's
    been simmered slowly over time...
[22:22] Erina
    What is it? Chicken? Seriously, what?
[22:24] Soma
    Dig in! Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
[22:28] ---
    Splork.
SIGN    Splork
[22:29] Erina
    La...
[22:32] Hisa
    Erina-sama?!
[22:34] Erina
    A world of flavor I've never known...
[22:37] Soma
    I took, like, chicken wings and stock and stuff,
[22:39] Soma
    and did this and that with them,
[22:41] Soma
    because I remembered my dad said
    that'd make the flavors awesome.
[22:44] Soma
    Then I stuck them all in a
    giant pot and did something.
[22:46] Soma
    There was something about saltiness that
    brought out the eggs' flavor or something.
[22:52] Hisa
    You couldn't even include
    Morisaki-sensei's endless knowledge?!
[22:56] Erina
    I can't... accept this.
[23:01] Sfx
    Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle...
[23:02] Erina
    Go away!
SIGN    Bam
[23:07] Soma
    Glad you liked it... Actually, I'm sorry.
[23:09] Megu
    Great job, Soma-kun!
[23:09] Bg
    Crowd, crowd. Crowd, crowd, Crowd, crowd.
SIGN    Crowd Crowd
    Crowd Crowd
[23:11] Soma
    Tadokoro. Everyone.
[23:11] Bgg
    Crowd, crowd.
[23:12] Megu
    You sure did have a lot going on.
    Were you not at your best today?
[23:16] Soma
    Yeah, but that's okay.
SIGN    I guess we have to 
    fail sometimes, too!
[23:19] Soma
    I guess we have to fail sometimes, too!
[23:21] Dad
    Soma! Hurry up and get to my level!
SIGN    Seriously Sorry